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SJW Dainty Daffodil Achieves Ultimate Victory: Getting Cucked by a Hat
He demanded his female friend choose between his sissy ass and her MAGA hat.
The MAGA hat won. And it wasn't even close. A blue checkmark, of course. Twitter is a place where they mentally ill show off their Mental Illness Merit Badges.Specifically, I share a story in today's newsletter about my decision to unfriend someone I've known since high school over her decision to wear a MAGA hat. I gave her a choice, and she chose the hat over me. https://t.co/NkcdMHeHMK
— Zack Ford (@ZackFord) July 6, 2019
Imagine coming second to a hat and then bleating about it to the rest of the world.
— Proud Brit (@lepsworth) July 6, 2019
When you're such a bottom bitch that you lose to a hat https://t.co/OdWmNp9AOU
— ❤️ Jayvie ❤️ (@OneFineJay) July 7, 2019
The hat never asked her to bend the knee. https://t.co/Sm7Zg6HAZs
— pearsonified (@pearsonified) July 7, 2019
“WEAR WHAT I WANT YOU TO WEAR OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES”
— Rebs (@TheSleepyRebel) July 7, 2019
You remind me so much of an abusive boyfriend, it makes me physically ill.
Your friend didn’t choose a hat, she chose freedom from a disgusting human who tried to control her. https://t.co/aLz5Y2wmyu
I gave my friend an ultimatum. I told her I wouldn’t unfriend her so long as she apologized for wearing the hat and promised me I wouldn’t have to see it in my feed again. When she claimed I was trying to police her beliefs, I corrected her, pointing out that my conditions only regarded the hat, not her position on any particular issue. When she claimed that she’s equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion and that she was making a false equivalency. When she said, “If I can’t have an opinion about something then I guess I don’t really live in a free country,” I knew there was no longer enough common ground for us to have a relationship.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2019 05:17 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 09, 2019 05:17 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: David Lee Roth at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (sZRzw)
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Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (fK4Z3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (bcbK8)
Or maybe you're a manipulative male feminist. Check this fucker's trunk for gullible corpses.
Posted by: trev006 at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (LR3Y8)
Posted by: dantesed at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (f4HAj)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (+X3bt)
Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (ZfRYq)
Will the horde top this comment? Non-obscenely?
Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (fK4Z3)
I am aghast
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK8)
If you made her choose..... you aint much of a friend sugar tits.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Zak Ford at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (fK4Z3)
I am aghast
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK
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Posted by: Casper at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (8XRCm)
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Decaf at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (nyFJf)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (ZGrMX)
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Posted by: El Kabong at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (datdl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (+0VWg)
A pair of tits wearing a MAGA hat would put us all at ease.
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Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (MC5xf)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (eASYU)
Will the horde top this comment? Non-obscenely?
Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (FhXTo)
Thread-Winner not even in the thread?
Posted by: Marybeth at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (CmURZ)
to follow up on Barr:
Recall that he was asked by Sasse (!) at his confirmation hearing whether he'd recuse himself on the soon-to-be-reopened Epstein case, and he said he'd have to see (even though a member of a big firm never has a conflict on that sort of thing.)
Does that sound familiar--to have the recusal telegraphed at the confirmation hearing?
Not feeling confident
Posted by: artemis at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (fK4Z3)
I am aghast
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK
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I am a ghost.
Posted by: Casper at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (8XRCm)
How are you with strangers?
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Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (dm05u)
https://www.powercallsirens.com/trump-hair-punisher-embroidered-red-hat.html
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (kQs4Y)
7 I am agog.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (fK4Z3)
I am aghast
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK
Appalled.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (8lGpb)
Sure.
Tough guy.
There is no way that guy said anything like that to her face.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Henry at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (KUhQO)
Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (G0vdT)
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Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (fK4Z3)
I am aghast
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Slobberknockered.
Posted by: irright at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (RVcmP)
You GAVE her a choice???
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU MANSPLAINING CIS HETERONORMATIVE PATRIARCH!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (Fm81C)
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (ZqRa6)
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Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (IDWUU)
He needs an ass-yoni massage. poor thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (VLp1b)
https://www.powercallsirens.com/trump-hair-punisher-embroidered-red-hat.html
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (kQs4Y)
So...tempting...
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Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (HaL55)
If he had, it would have been with a simpering lisp.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (VLp1b)
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Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (aKsyK)
He needs an ass-yoni massage. poor thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (f1Vqw)
Ass-yoni, the San Francisco treat?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (t6MX/)
Two strong, Christian conservatives. Who knew?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (kQs4Y)
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Thats effin AWESOME!!
Whichever one of you dweebs draws my name for the Secret Santa this year, I WANT THIS!!!
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Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (AzW6q)
...
I think we may have a replacement for the flaming skull, ace.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (yL25O)
@ZackFord
I cover Trump for @ThinkProgress and LGBTQ news in my newsletter. Gay, atheist, bi/trans ally, proud SJW, pianist, @icalumni board. http://SeeDisclaimer.com
Washington, DC "
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (HaL55)
Betrayed, bummed out . . .
Posted by: Marybeth at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (CmURZ)
If he had, it would have been with a simpering lisp.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (Ydn2k)
And a whole lotta up talk.
Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (Fm81C)
I guess being drama queens, they gotta drama queen up every last little bit of their lives.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (IDWUU)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (VLp1b)
He needs an ass-yoni massage. poor thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (f1Vqw)
Oh I'd yoni that so hard...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cheri at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (oiNtH)
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Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (IDWUU)
Tell me you didn't settle on the 50 foot marshmallow guy again
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Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (IDWUU)
Shouldn't you be more evil?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (Kpl3J)
I am aghast
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Heavens to Murgatroyd.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (IDWUU)
The United States could have an opposition party, the majority of American voters want it to exist, but the leadership of the Democratic Party is not interested in opposing the president. That's just where we are.
Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (kQs4Y)
cool, but Trump identifies as a black man? Ok, I'm in. wtf.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (8lGpb)
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: t-bird
And those balls don't have some other man's DNA on them.
Posted by: Aviator at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (oVJmc)
Two strong, Christian conservatives. Who knew?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)
Well one of them murdered an intern so...not so great on the whole Christ-like ness
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (gC2IV)
@ZackFord
I cover Trump for @ThinkProgress and LGBTQ news in my newsletter. Gay, atheist, bi/trans ally, proud SJW, pianist, @icalumni board. http://SeeDisclaimer.com
Washington, DC "
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)
IOW, the stereotypical Pajama/SoyBoy. Checks all the boxes.
Posted by: Marybeth at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: David Lee Roth at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (sZRzw)
go ahead and Trump.
Posted by: Mirror Universe David Lee Roth at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (B1ik8)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (8lGpb)
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The Brits have such a way with words. Bravo, old chap.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (jm1YL)
Yeah, like this guy ever got to sit at the cool kids table.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (JUUk1)
welp, I have a novel theory about really whiny soi bois ...
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (Rarvo)
Shower Gel. ''
What scent?
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (jm1YL)
Semen
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Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (EeD/8)
"I cover Trump for @ThinkProgress and LGBTQ news for my newsletter. Gay, atheist, bi/trans ally, proud SJW, pianist, @icalumni board."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: G marks the spot at July 09, 2019 05:29 PM (bKezI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:29 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2019 05:29 PM (B2a5t)
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 05:29 PM (qC1Sy)
Sheesh. We weren't even coming close to the amount of scorn he's heaped upon himself.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:29 PM (CE5C/)
Well one of them murdered an intern so...not so great on the whole Christ-like ness
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK
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Dude... check your shit.
It's in the Book of Matthew...
"If anyone causes one of these politicians--those who believe in me--to be embarrassed professionally, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea."
Jeez. Sunday school stuff, man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)
Yeah, it's old. Work with me here.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (JUUk1)
5 Might as well Trump.
Posted by: David Lee Roth at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (sZRzw)
go ahead and Trump.
Posted by: Mirror Universe David Lee Roth at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (sy5kK)
MAGAfest in America.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (8lGpb)
That's the Punisher logo, you normie.
I know I keep going on and on about this, but the late, lamented BFF was basically a Commie and I loved her with every bit of my being and she loved me back and I cannot imagine giving up a friendship because of damn politics.
Because, at heart, you know what giving up someone over politics is about? It's not the politics. It's about not being able to see the other person as a human being with separate values and separate opinions and separate ideas from your own and loving them in spite of that.
Or, as Lucy used to say to me all the time, I support you in all your horrific wrongness.
How damn small and boring are these people's lives?
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (dUJdY)
The MAGA hat has more power than any magic hat that John Kerry ever had.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (B1ik
One might say it's Trump's magic wand Barry said he didn't have.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (JUUk1)
Well one of them murdered an intern so...not so great on the whole Christ-like ness
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK
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Dude... check your shit.
It's in the Book of Matthew...
"If anyone causes one of these politicians--those who believe in me--to be embarrassed professionally, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea."
Jeez. Sunday school stuff, man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)
See, this is why I prefer the King James Version
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
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Great, another confused pre-teen with a cause.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: rickl at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (xjiRE)
''Zack has images of his new gf on his website.
Shower Gel. ''
What scent?
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (jm1YL)
Despair.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (t6MX/)
It's a natural fit. Prog control-freak, demanding, hates freedom, thinks and does whatever his smartphone and TV tell him to think and do.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (HaL55)
I bet he knows his way around the skinflute, too.
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (B2a5t)
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (81cPi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: TheHoser at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: David Lee Roth at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (sZRzw)
go ahead and Trump.
Posted by: Mirror Universe David Lee Roth
Trump!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: MAGA HAT at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (vWuFD)
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (mf5HN)
These are drama queens on Twitter.
So, very small and very boring.
And yes, I have friends and a spouse who hate Trump. It was close sometimes, but nobody ended a relationship over politics.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (fK4Z3)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (IDWUU)
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (JUUk1)
Wow.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (MAv19)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (bcbK
I'm just going to leave this here.
As always, be sure to read to the end.
https://babylonbee.com/news/la-lakers-join-king-james-only-movement
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (mf5HN)
Read this little poofter's account at the link. Excerpt:
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I gave my friend an ultimatum. I told her I wouldn't unfriend her so long as she apologized for wearing the hat and promised me I wouldn't have to see it in my feed again. When she claimed I was trying to police her beliefs, I corrected her, pointing out that my conditions only regarded the hat, not her position on any particular issue. When she claimed that she's equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion and that she was making a false equivalency. When she said, "If I can't have an opinion about something then I guess I don't really live in a free country," I knew there was no longer enough common ground for us to have a relationship.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (VFi6u)
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Unbelievable. And this guy says earlier in the article that he has been friends with this lady since high school, even stayed in her home although she's an evangelical Christian and "anti-gay."
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (jm1YL)
That's a tough kindergarten.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (oVJmc)
Or, as Lucy used to say to me all the time, I support you in all your horrific wrongness.
How damn small and boring are these people's lives?
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (mf5HN)
Maybe this time Lucy will let you kick the football.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (sy5kK)
Man lose woman to hat. Too funny.
His name Gno Styk.
Ha ha too funny
Much shame
Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (WSVNe)
Confucious say man who lose woman to hat is sad motherfucker.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (t6MX/)
And what sort of insecure pussy picks a fight with a lifelong friend over a friggin' hat? That pussy, that's who.
Posted by: steve walsh at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (vf96M)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (MC5xf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (VFi6u)
Twitter is for people who know they're total shitbags and want the whole world to know it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (gC2IV)
How dare you!
--- Joe Scarborough who wants to be besties with David French
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)
So, very small and very boring.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK
I'm feeling judged, here.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Zak Ford at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (t6MX/)
I like the subtitle: "Would you choose a hat over a friend?" He obviously cared more about the hat than the friend, yet she's the one who is wrong. Okie dokie.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (WSVNe)
Girl's finger - 1
SJW soiboi - 0
MAGA Hat - 1
Passive-aggressive fag - 0
Two battles won, and we're not even using our B-team. We're using our Z-team.
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (oFcdC)
So, very small and very boring.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK
I'm feeling judged, here.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (mf5HN)
You are never boring.
Here, have a hat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (xCv1X)
Hercules Poirot is mort?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (BD1Yd)
I reject your premise, Tubby McCockbreath.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (oVJmc)
&#s9835; ♪
My MAGA hat's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey na, Hey na, my MAGA hat's back)
Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: dj3way at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: TheHoser at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (IDjUx)
Read this little poofter's account at the link. Excerpt:
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I gave my friend an ultimatum. I told her I wouldn't unfriend her so long as she apologized for wearing the hat and promised me I wouldn't have to see it in my feed again. When she claimed I was trying to police her beliefs, I corrected her, pointing out that my conditions only regarded the hat, not her position on any particular issue. When she claimed that she's equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion and that she was making a false equivalency. When she said, "If I can't have an opinion about something then I guess I don't really live in a free country," I knew there was no longer enough common ground for us to have a relationship.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (f1Vqw)
How is a MAGA hat a symbol of exclusion?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (Ez6QX)
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Orwell would love this guy!
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (qC1Sy)
Exactly the same attitude shown by the owners of the Ravelry website. These guys and gals must get print outs from their spiritual advisors. They're so in step with each other.
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (jm1YL)
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"We're trying to upgrade the Canoeing merit badge to a more coveted Iceberg Cruise Captaining one. Ahoy!" -- Cap'n Biff "I regret I have but one wife to give for my country" Kristol
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (T/DJH)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (JUUk1)
Well, with reasoning capabilities like that - it's no wonder he eventually woke up with some guy in his anus.
Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (B2a5t)
How is MAGA exclusion? Trump is putting everyone to work. Black, brown, white...
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (ATv6t)
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What's with the girl's finger and the soiboi? Or is this one of your SF stories that's gonna make me retch all over my desk?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (AzW6q)
Despite their common interest in fuck-me-pumps.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (fK4Z3)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (OuKaw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (VLp1b)
She'll regret not removing that hat!!!!
--- Zack, proud SJW and pianist
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (NFEMn)
So we can normalize abnormal behavior.
OK then.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:38 PM (Z1eux)
Here, have a hat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK
Fiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeee.
*spins propeller*
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:38 PM (mf5HN)
Me, I don't want to wear my MAGA hat, because I don't want to deal with assholes.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:38 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (hdzef)
How is MAGA exclusion? Trump is putting everyone to work. Black, brown, white...
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (ATv6t)
Uh, the Rainbow Flag does not include Normal Healthy Heterosexuals.
So how is it inclusive?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (wYseH)
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Good of you to catch up.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (p997d)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (VFi6u)
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Congress? Wall Street? Chuck E. Cheez?
Where do you work?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (kQs4Y)
If you're even going to begin to understand these people, you're going to have to go very very far back and strangle logic in its crib.
They've gone thousands of miles on twisted premises and they are literally light years away from sense.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (WSVNe)
Now they go on Twitter,
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (MAv19)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (NFEMn)
You must know a lot of them!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (ATv6t)
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"America" excludes him, apparently.
Good for America.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (fK4Z3)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (xCv1X)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (6/uwW)
Wow. What a douche that guy is. She's much better off.
Oh, and the rainbow is a hijacked symbol that now stands for blasphemy.
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (VLp1b)
um hate to tell you but there IS a subset of Gays who really would love to include "normal healthy heterosexual" guys in their sex lives...
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: The Deuce at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (dLcl9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (VFi6u)
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Oh... musta missed that one. Good.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (gC2IV)
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orange man bad, he wants to keep america from being invaded. Thus, we're excluding non-americans from america. Also, since America was, up until 20 years ago, a primarily european nation, that's all sorts of white guilt triggering.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (JziUy)
YES. THIS. ALL OF THIS!
Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: ERF at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (NxG7K)
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (C78No)
Posted by: Count de Monet on a borrowed phone at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (RJcOX)
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (jm1YL)
g'early evenin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (B1ik8)
Confucius say never judge big rak
One must take the case in hand and weigh the evidence.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (fK4Z3)
Never judge a rack by it's cover.
Posted by: Pinto at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (t6MX/)
So how is it inclusive?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (NgKpN)
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Includes marginalized people like gays, so they can come in and try to change everything in your society and argue that "haters" need to die out like dinosaurs.
Duh.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (DuZls)
If you're even going to begin to understand these people, you're going to have to go very very far back and strangle logic in its crib.
They've gone thousands of miles on twisted premises and they are literally light years away from sense.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (oVJmc)
I think --at it'd bare essence-- they are deranged because Trump and his voters are actually NOT the monsters they imagined them to be....but they will continue to talk and act as though they are.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (NFEMn)
If the "B"in LGBQT stands for "bi" doesn't that imply there are only two genders?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (JziUy)
Don't cut me out. if you go down to the local voter registry office you'll still find me registered as a Democrat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (gC2IV)
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I know, right? "Friends" like that are hard to find.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Lance D. Boyle, M.D. - Dermatologist at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Pinto at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (t6MX/)
Barack never judged a rack
Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (NFEMn)
Yes, that's what stood out bout the passage. They are the ones who, out of the blue, define the MAGA hat as "exclusionary". They define it so for no logical reason.
ONe objects to a symbol because of what that symbol stands for, and stands for in your own mind. They are exactly the same.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (f1Vqw)
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What's with the girl's finger and the soiboi? Or is this one of your SF stories that's gonna make me retch all over my desk?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
It was a thread here on AoS a few days ago. Guy confronted a pro-Trump couple and the girl scared him off with just her finger.
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (Ez6QX)
The totalitarians have decreed that it is, so it is.
Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (Z1Oof)
I like the Pirate Certificate that the PE department at MIT gives out. You have to take, and pass, the sailing, pistol marksmanship, and fencing activities.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:44 PM (JUUk1)
If the "B"in LGBQT stands for "bi" doesn't that imply there are only two genders?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (k81AA)
Stolen!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (jm1YL)
Mary, you need to get out more
Posted by: old craigslist at July 09, 2019 05:44 PM (DPjeO)
Apologize, then never allow the hat to be seen by me again. So he wanted to control her at all times.
Life is hard. It's harder when you are a stupid asshole.
I believe that is John Wayne's quote.
Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2019 05:44 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:44 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: dj3way at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (bhPL1)
Speaking of which, weren't the bathhouse types like this guy supposed to all die off by now?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (aXucN)
[Insert Bronx Cheer]
The full quotation is just marvelous. Admit it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (JziUy)
I like the Pirate Certificate that the PE department at MIT gives out. You have to take, and pass, the sailing, pistol marksmanship, and fencing activities.
What about drinking rum?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: old craigslist at July 09, 2019 05:44 PM (DPjeO)''
I'm a good girl, I am.
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (w5Kav)
Golden puppies, bunches of them.
Best livestream ever.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (bcbK8)
Duh.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (DuZls)
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Well, if they get rid of heterosexual, it's pretty much assured human beings will die off like the dinosaurs.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (qC1Sy)
Because they define themselves as not Great Americans. They know.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:46 PM (QrTqV)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (wYseH)
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Of course it is! That's why publius and I read it and quoted it before you did!
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:46 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 05:46 PM (oFcdC)
Posted by: Obama cages are real at July 09, 2019 05:46 PM (1XtI9)
This can't help his book sales. I'll bet CNN stands behind him, though.
/s
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (29JJG)
Judge blocks Justice Department from changing Lawyers in the Census question case?
WTF?
Judges have the power to decide who your LAWYER IS????
Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (vWMNq)
I want to see Styhexenhammer at the White House.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (xPl2J)
Drinking rum and ravishing damsels aren't included, but should be.
Also, it should require that at least one body part be replaced with a crude prosthesis.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (4HMW
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I'll also accept authoritarians.
They seem to be instant authorities on anything.
A guy we don't want to vote for becomes somebody nobody should vote for and his symbol becomes that thing that nobody should wear to indicate support for that guy nobody should have voted for.
These people understand nuance by the way.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Adriane the Doonesbury Critic ... at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: MAGA hat, dancing in the basement to Goodbye Horses at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (oS0xz)
Whoops, I meant to say "wenches", not "damsels".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (JUUk1)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (xPl2J)
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I want to see J. J. Sefton at the White House.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (aXucN)
Tim Pool invited to white house summit.
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (vWMNq)
I want to see Styhexenhammer at the White House.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (xPl2J)
JJSefton.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (t6MX/)
Rum and sodomy?
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (QrTqV)
I'm pretty sure that the Spin Doctors wrote this song about him...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXWbMu4PtpE
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Off the reservation at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (vWMNq)
I want to see Styhexenhammer at the White House.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (xPl2J)
And Razorfist
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (+0VWg)
Not good you know not good they same people back home
Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (WSVNe)
What about neko-girls nyah?
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or the slight chunk, frizzy haired, brunette, athiest liberal gals who work at gender centric NGO. yeah, I'll take the "L" on that one.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (JziUy)
Judge blocks Justice Department from changing Lawyers in the Census question case?
WTF?
Judges have the power to decide who your LAWYER IS????
Judges can go lawyer-shopping?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (wBOVh)
There you have it. He's all inclusion, she's all exclusion, though he's the one getting all judgy and putting conditions on her apparel and making subjective (and idiotic) assertions that "Making America Great Again" somehow symbolizes "exclusion."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (H8QX8)
I think he deserves some awesome bonus points for that, regardless of the circumstances!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 05:49 PM (OuKaw)
So we can normalize abnormal behavior.
OK then.
Posted by: Don Q.
I'm old enough to know better. Good luck.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:49 PM (ATv6t)
Now I wish I would have gone there.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 09, 2019 05:49 PM (MC5xf)
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that's teacher, you really teach me good.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:49 PM (JziUy)
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And there's no P for PANSEXUAL!
H8TERS!
Posted by: Lando! at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:46 PM (aXucN)
And I put it in the body of the post so everyone can read its pompous glory.
[Insert another Bronx Cheer]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (NMAzL)
https://tinyurl.com/y3me695u
My personal fave is the Rubber Pride flag, which "...reflects the sensory, sensual, and mental passion we have for rubber."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM
Two, four, six, eight!
Who's the World Champion team we love to hate?
Goooooooo Red Sox!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (29JJG)
Posted by: Grady, Overlook Hotel Groundskeeper at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (RJcOX)
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He misspelled "arbitrary dogma".
Posted by: Lando! at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (DuZls)
I like the Pirate Certificate that the PE department at MIT gives out. You have to take, and pass, the sailing, pistol marksmanship, and fencing activities.
What about drinking rum?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (TAmPV)
Legend is that Napoleon started the Modern Pentathalon.
Shooting, Sabre, running, swimming, and riding horses.
It was all the abilities needed to be a courier for his army.
Note, George Patton went to the Olympics in the Modern Pentathalon.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (NgKpN)
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there's no hate like that of a liberal. Probably why when they get in charge they have no problem massacring 1/3 their nation's population.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (JziUy)
WTF?
Judges have the power to decide who your LAWYER IS????
Judges can go lawyer-shopping?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (oVJmc)
Now this Judge is just fucking with them because he can.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (MVjcR)
If the "B"in LGBQT stands for "bi" doesn't that imply there are only two genders?
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And there's no P for PANSEXUAL!
H8TERS!
Posted by: Lando! at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (DuZls)
And S for straight-up slutty hosebeast?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (t6MX/)
Killer And they wouldn't fire her.
But there is no excuse to lose it.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (MAv19)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (NMAzL)
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He will not divide us!
Posted by: Shia LeBoof at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (DuZls)
There you have it. He's all inclusion, she's all exclusion, though he's the one getting all judgy and putting conditions on her apparel and making subjective (and idiotic) assertions that "Making America Great Again" somehow symbolizes "exclusion."
Yes. They only argue on their own terms.
First thing to do is reject their premise. Stop letting them debate from their Fantasyland where they're angels and you're devils from the very start.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (oVJmc)
No word on any of the DemonRat Party's 200 year history of racism, KKK, and state sanctioned murder of African Americans.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (QrTqV)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (NMAzL)
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It really is, Miley. Luckily, you have publius, and us.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (aXucN)
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And there's no P for PANSEXUAL!
H8TERS!
Posted by: Lando! at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (DuZls)
If LGBQT is all about inclusion, then where is the H for Heterosexual?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Quilp at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (Bf3hj)
Sorry to hear that. That sounds difficult.
I haven't been dumped by any of my liberal friends-generally because we never talk about politics.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (+0VWg)
https://youtu.be/-S5qq2iiKFQ
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (VFi6u)
He's lucky if she didn't tell him "No" along with a lot of colorful phrasing for GFY.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Titus Justus at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (cti/C)
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (fK4Z3)
Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (D5htP)
Posted by: Chris M at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (29JJG)
Yeah...really covering themselves in glory this year. Two games behind the second wildcard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (wYseH)
well, he's famous now.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (kQs4Y
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I dunno... I'm partial to the "Pony Flag" m'self.
Can't wait til I see one of those flying around Denver. It's only a matter of time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)
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He really can't. We're getting into one branch of government that claims to oversee "coequal branches of government" acting as the boss.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (MVjcR)
I was too smart. They were intimidated.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (B1ik8)
Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (Z1Oof)
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (V38Xw)
Posted by: Titus Justus at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (cti/C)
My personal fave is the Rubber Pride flag, which "...reflects the sensory, sensual, and mental passion we have for rubber."
Yes, I have to allow YOU to celebrate your own self-indulgent obsession with a physical material as some fundamental dimension of your value as a human fucking being.
Grow up, Alice.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (BbGew)
https://tinyurl.com/y3me695u
My personal fave is the Rubber Pride flag, which "...reflects the sensory, sensual, and mental passion we have for rubber."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (kQs4Y)
Please tell me those aren't real.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (0OmEj)
well, he's famous now.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (JziUy)
That's in-famous. Same thing.
Posted by: The 3 Amigos at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (aS1PU)
Can't wait til I see one of those flying around Denver. It's only a matter of time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (AzW6q)
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Don't you have teh Demon Horse in Denver?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Mainah at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (m0CLK)
So NBC News came out with a story about Mitch McConnell's great great
grandfather owning slaves in an attempt to paint that as his sole reason
for opposing reparations.
No word on any of the DemonRat Party's 200 year history of racism, KKK, and state sanctioned murder of African Americans.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (NoKAc)
Cocaine Mitch Slapback: There are two things I have in common with Bronco. We oppose reparations AND our ancestors owned slaves.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:55 PM (t6MX/)
Please. Please. A little decorum here. That is not an image I want in my head at dinner time.
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:55 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (kQs4Y)
*looks at rubber bands in desk drawer* *feels nothing*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)
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He really can't. We're getting into one branch of government that claims to oversee "coequal branches of government" acting as the boss.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (DuZls)
I'd LOVE it if AG Barr showed up in his court, for this case.
Please Judge, throw out the Attorney General of the United States.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:55 PM (NgKpN)
I do have a couple lib relatives, I don't bring up anything political around them, and they damn well know not to bring up anything like that if I'm around.
I have one bro-in-law in Portland, he used to go on and on about overpopulation. I was on the point of forcing him to agree that white people had to band together to get rid of all of the surplus brown and black babies when he realized he better never talk to me about that one again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (kQs4Y)
Don't you have teh Demon Horse in Denver?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (kQs4Y)
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Oh lord. A terrible sign of things to come. There will be moonlight rituals by the airport which defy the laws of G-d and man alike.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (B1ik8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (oVJmc)
https://youtu.be/-S5qq2iiKFQ
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (VFi6u)
Robot Carnival? And oldie but a goodie!
And, ah, much more safe for work than other works from Japan.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (bcbK8)
MAGA hat needs his own Twitter account.
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (bDqIh)
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I don't know if you glanced at his "newsletter," but he went off on her because of a picture she posted on her Facebook of her on the 4th of July, sitting with her little daughter in her lap, and wearing a MAGA hat. It wasn't anything she did to try to provoke him. This just came across his feed and so enraged him that he had to teach her a painful lesson.
Honestly, she must be doing backflips that she doesn't have to pretend to be nice to this jerk anymore.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (eAMlh)
the one getting all judgy and putting conditions on her apparel and
making subjective (and idiotic) assertions that "Making America Great
Again" somehow symbolizes "exclusion."
I have never been able to grok all the Leftards that constantly and consistently read something into a situation that just isn't there, like in this example.
How the fuck does that symbolize exclusion of any type? I've never heard anyone explain that, ever. They just say it and it magically becomes true somehow. Are these people all Harry Potter or something?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (HaL55)
If anyone of you thinks you hate violence more than I do, well, you had better have a knife.
Posted by: Denny Crane at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (n02eW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
He's lucky if she didn't tell him "No" along with a lot of colorful phrasing for GFY.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (bDqIh)
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Is it "Mansplaining" if you're gay?
I mean it *should* be. Because a "gay man" is a man who has a different sexual preference--that's what defines "gay" (as apart from L). And he's "correcting" a female, like a straight male would.
So, it would be called "mansplainin'", wouldn't it? He still has whatever testosterone he has, and that makes him dismiss females.
Nice mansplainin', toots!
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)
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You've been made to feel ashamed. Be your own true bad self, girlfiend!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (kQs4Y)
Now I wish I would have gone there.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 09, 2019 05:49 PM (MC5xf)
You write letter You write letter for Mark
You write letter for Reprisal
I fix
You write letter now
Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Pony Flag.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Hey you got a problem with that at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (UnGgc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:58 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)
One of my favorite arguments.
OK Left, you say there are too many people, and we need to limit population growth.
Then why the hell are you for unlimited IMMIGRATION?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:58 PM (NgKpN)
AG W. Barr: lolgf.
White House: You have made your ruling. Now enforce it.
Posted by: Joe Mama at July 09, 2019 05:58 PM (x5Tn4)
But the NGO invasion gave liberal assholery a protected breeding ground.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:58 PM (JziUy)
Go ahead and snap that sucker.
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (jm1YL)
There's a "pony flag." For people who wear ears and pull carts or something.
Dear SMOD....we are unworthy.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ERF at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (NxG7K)
https://tinyurl.com/y3me695u
My personal fave is the Rubber Pride flag, which "...reflects the sensory, sensual, and mental passion we have for rubber."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (kQs4Y)
LOL.
These queers are really obsessed with meaningless flags.
I hate to break it to the genius behind the polyamory flag but pi is not an "infinite number".
It's not surprising that people obsessed with burning the American flag would be so insane about creating flags of their own ... as if anyone gave a shit about them or these flags ...
It would also be nice if people started to learn what the word "pride" actually means. They abuse "pride" the same way they abuse "phobia" ... and pretty much every other word, when it comes down to it.
These are the most pathetic people ever. Someone needs to shove them back in the closet where they belong. Seriously. THey are insane freaks.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (bOCwl)
1m
Kaboom!
The only new discussion was Glenn Simpson perjuring himself twice about Felix Sater before the committee. Sater says Simpson did it because he was working for Natalia Veselnatskia earlier than we have been lead to believe. That Simpson is the Russian Collusion!
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (BqBId)
Wow, that makes his behavior worse.
Anyone who feels to take a cute holiday picture and turn it into an opportunity to lecture, then give an ultimatum to and then publicly shame is not a friend.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Thundaar the Barbarian at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (HQx/J)
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (aXucN)
They use jargon. More powerful than terminology because it obscures meaning.
If they say the right incantations, they win.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
It started with the slap on the ass from the doctor's gloved hand.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
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If your life in the big bad world begins with a slap on the behind by a latex-gloved hand, maybe it does.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Mainah at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (m0CLK)
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TOTUS was hilarious and now way that could be done today, because the guy would receive innumerable death threats.
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (+X3bt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)
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You've been made to feel ashamed. Be your own true bad self, girlfiend!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (kQs4Y)
I'm embracing my inner fiend.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)
You very American man Fill AOCs twitter box
Judge sayso
Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (WSVNe)
...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (bOCwl)
It's just irrational.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (U7k5w)
How the fuck does that symbolize exclusion of any type? I've never heard anyone explain that, ever. They just say it and it magically becomes true somehow. Are these people all Harry Potter or something?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (HaL55)
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That's just it. You have to be an initiate to that type of thinking. It's actually so tight and circular that people *outside* the group can't relate, and you are excluding them by demanding reasonings and definitions only held by the initiates.
So it is by definition a closed system--and now he's excluding people based on a closed and group-defined standard.
But, as I've said a number of times today. He just can't see himself as "that type of person", so he doesn't.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (DuZls)
If they say the right incantations, they win.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (oVJmc)
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In ancient Rome, you could ruin someone's public life by intoning "gay."
In Salem by intoning "witch."
In modern America by intoning "racist."
Things never change.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (AzW6q)
There's a "pony flag." For people who wear ears and pull carts or something.
Uh, did these people think "Let your freak flag fly!" was a serious bit of advice?
Why does anyone need a flag that ID's their sexual kink preferences?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (bDqIh)
Probably the greatest short in the movie - https://youtu.be/xukD1FNOZkM
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (VFi6u)
Posted by: The MAGA hat at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (cCxiu)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (bDqIh)
And not just that, he demanded that she personally apologize to HIM for posting an innocent picture on her own page.
what a whiny little bitch he is.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
You guys who missed out on America 1.0 have no idea what it's like to be free and, to be honest, able to tell liberal fuckwads to fuck off without reprisal from corporations, NGOs, police, etc.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Action News Shep! at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Joey Salads at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (UnGgc)
Anyone who feels to take a cute holiday picture and turn it into an opportunity to lecture, then give an ultimatum to and then publicly shame is not a friend.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (bDqIh)
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He was calling out "bad behavior" (again, as defined within the group that defines it that way).
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (DuZls)
unfriend her so long as . . . .
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (f1Vqw)
I have altered the deal. Pray that I don't alter it further.
Posted by: Darth MAGA Hat at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (t6MX/)
what a whiny little bitch he is.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Bottom bitch.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:03 PM (xPl2J)
5m
Less than 30 months into office, President Trump has now appointed nearly 1 out of every 4 U.S. circuit court judges
An incredible accomplishment in appointing conservative and constitutionalist judges
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 06:03 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:03 PM (PBiu3)
What has Trump done that the gays hate him so?
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
He's hired many of them to work in his hotels and golf resorts.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:03 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (U7k5w)
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Are you serious? People actually told you that you were not allowed to support Trump in your own home? I hope you laughed.
It amazes me that people can be so self-absorbed that they think they can make demands like that and that people will hasten to acquiesce.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (aXucN)
Not a fucking thing. The whole Trump hates gays was made up out of whole cloth by the disgusting lying media.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (dUJdY)
Don't answer that. We already know the answer. The answer is no.
Inclusion vs exclusion is bullshit. All people on the planet include certain people and exclude others. Law abiding Americans, for example, exclude illegal immigrants. Not because they want them dead, but because they want them to follow the damn law. Homosexuals and transgenders exclude normal people, such as Christians, because they want to be total degenerates and any reminder of morals causes them to implode.
Nobody is perfectly inclusive, and nobody should even try to be. It's a ridiculous standard. Get off your high horse, Zack.
Posted by: CPT11A at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (5659K)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
He cut trannies out of the military. When the military won't even take anyone with diabetes, because daily insulin injections, why would they take men/women who also need constant medications for their transformations?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC)
But, you know, that's normal.
The left is literally holding a world-wide search for new voters who are dumb enough to vote for them. Yeah, I suppose that's inclusive, if you ignore how they actually treat people already here...folks who are deplorable without chance of redemption. No, that's not exclusionary, it's genocidal.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (JziUy)
And yeah, really, it's not the HAT. All of those people bleating about the HAT and assuring anyone that they are free to have a different opinion about anything just not wear the HAT. The hat just means that you like the president. That's *a different political opinion* that you just claimed you didn't have a problem with.
It's about control. It's about making someone choose. It's the abusive boyfriend or controlling parent. It's about bending the knee.
And yeah, the guy no longer has enough in common to have a relationship with his childhood friend. DUR.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (bDqIh)
^^^This X 1000. Someone's sex life is, absolutely, one of the things I don't want to know about them.
Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (Fm81C)
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (aXucN)
It's true - God save the Horde!
I'm very grateful to be in the bosom of Publius' family. His father is a Ford man, so he also approves of my Mustang.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (NMAzL)
A close reading of the text indicates that this was a girl he knew in *high school.*
Not his girlfriend.
More like a girl he desperately wanted and never got who has moved on with her life.
Meanwhile, he sulks in perpetual failure, awash in soymilk.
This entire episode is him *pretending* to dump her even though he'd give his left nut for a smooch on the cheek from her.
He is the ne plus ultra of incel losers.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)
Pook a Hotness is new Prez
Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: CN
Motherfucking moving van would have been out front the next morning and I'd have been loading their shit onto it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
What has Trump done that NeverTrumpers hate him so?
well I guess those groups overlap for the most part.
(p.s. I want to add that I personally have a couple very conservative friends here who are gay, and they love Trump)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:06 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (29JJG)
Yeah...really covering themselves in glory this year. Two games behind the second wildcard.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Cut them some slack.
They are tired from coming back from 3 games down to the Yankees in the ALCS in 2004 and winning the World Series that year, and winning the WS in 2007 and again in 2013 and then of course beating the Yankees again in 2018 on the way to winning the WS.
Those trophies are heavy, and the DUKW boat rides and parades through Boston can be exhausting.
Not to mention the added stress of watching the Patriots win 6 Shper Bowls over the last 20 years.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2019 06:06 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Chose Pence as his VP.
Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:06 PM (Fm81C)
It amazes me that people can be so self-absorbed that they think they can make demands like that and that people will hasten to acquiesce.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (aXucN)
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They don't think that.
They hate you and want to end the relationship, but set up a situation where you have to pull the trigger on it, thus absolving them of any guilt or self-doubt for being such a shitty person.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:06 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 06:06 PM (BbGew)
Why does anyone need a flag that ID's their sexual kink preferences?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (bDqIh)
How are you supposed to let your freak flag fly if you don't have a freak flag?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (TAmPV)
He is the ne plus ultra of incel losers.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
He's a Zeta. Last in line behind the other 6 billion people on the planet.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (eAMlh)
Your assignment- use it in a sentence.
Coherently.
Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (OuKaw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM
No 'ron on this board like to hear the 'snap' of a rubber glove being adjusted.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (29JJG)
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (U4Yo6)
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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He has legitimized their political enemies, by allowing a hearing of conservative politics.
For example, he has nominated originalist judges--which just gets in the way of their Utopia. You've seen how much the Constitution has been a hindrance to them--right off the bat it kept the "popular" vote from determining who's president.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (+0VWg)
Even weather is political now. And culture. What's left, hon?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (NMAzL)
One to cosplay. Other to be more like a horse in harness to pull a cart. Zombie has a photo of a guy in Rainbow Dash sleep wear sitting in a cart being pulled by a Pony Girl.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (VFi6u)
Dear Zack,
I am sorry I met you. Let pretend I didn't.
Buh-bye!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (bDqIh)
"No."
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM
****
Soooo....Mustang Miley!
Wasn't there a song about that?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (bDqIh)
^^^This X 1000. Someone's sex life is, absolutely, one of the things I don't want to know about them.
Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (Fm81C)
Unless they're hot
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (bcbK8)
Tell her Trump likes Chile. Just don't mention it's the country.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (+X3bt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (kZO4S)
Anyone who feels to take a cute holiday picture and turn it into an opportunity to lecture, then give an ultimatum to and then publicly shame is not a friend.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (bDqIh)
Remember, back when Bronco Bama was running the rodeo, that pajama-clad soy boy sipping a cup of hot cocoa and telling people to 'discuss ObamaCare with your family this Thanksgiving'?
A proggie never met a missed opportunity to lecture.
Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Of the three gay people I know best, two are fervent Trump supporters and one hates his guts, but not because Trump has done anything in particular to gays.
I think that what looks like a unified stance is simply the power of the professional homosexual organizations, which are superbly organized and an arm of the American Left.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (wYseH)
After the 2016 election she was extremely upset and he asked her why.
He never heard from her again.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (pw+jk)
also, he sounds like a fag and his shit is all retarded
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (U4Yo6)
Finally. I'm glad someone had the guts to say it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)
There is no representation of heterosexuals in the pride flag. Therefore, it is a symbol of exclusion, not inclusion.
Posted by: Dusty at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (p8CaB)
Posted by: Old Blue at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (U7k5w)
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Space Aliens are people too! ( Kind of)
Hey hey ho ho!
Space wall's got to go!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (fYi9j)
How to claim Trump is racist and exclusionary in three easy steps:
1. Trump is against open borders, so he must be against icky brown people.
2. Trump said there were good people on both sides at Charlottesville, that means he was praising the white supremacists.
3. Trump ran for President on the Republican ticket.
ergo, racist.
Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (t6MX/)
The MAGA hat won. And it wasn't even close.
****
Sniff...sniff...
**wipes tears from eyes**
Gawd I love a happy ending!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (axyOa)
Your assignment- use it in a sentence.
Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (mvenn)
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There was this friend named Lance, and he had a way of storing arrows in a padded bra.
ANd I said "That's a Falsie quiver, Lancey".
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: runninrebel at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (mQoUp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC)
Not mentioning the mental disorders that have them at a ridiculously high suicide rate.....
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)
I've always liked you, Sharkman.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (aXucN)
I question your taste.
[Cue lecture on regression to the mean]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Gobagoo at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (2Ia/C)
Of the three gay people I know best, two are fervent Trump supporters and one hates his guts, but not because Trump has done anything in particular to gays.
I think that what looks like a unified stance is simply the power of the professional homosexual organizations, which are superbly organized and an arm of the American Left.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (wYseH)
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Yeah, I've only had one gay friend close enough to talk about politics, and while he moved before the election, I'm sure he voted Trump.
Oddly enough, his opposition to Democrats started over enviro-freak policies about cars. Big car guy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (eAMlh)
And it doesn't matter what any Republican actually thinks about anything, it only matters what they're accused of.
Take McCain... pro-choice. Him and his whole family. And they still trotted out all the "War on Women" stuff.
Because truth doesn't matter.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 09, 2019 06:11 PM (BD/yx)
I just donated $50 to the Trump campaign and they said they'd send me a
MAGA hat. Mrs. Old Blue is worried what might happen to me should I wear
it in public.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (VNmG1)
1. Carry and be adept at using it and your phone's video camera.
2. Post here.
3. ??
4. Profit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 06:11 PM (t6MX/)
delbert grady
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 09, 2019 06:11 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:11 PM (U7k5w)
Well, we talk about their vacations, their kids looking for jobs, how their spouses and children are doing, how my and their work is going. I work with one of them at the local food pantry so we're too busy to talk about politics.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:11 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: Furious George at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (9vQJW)
It's actually so tight and circular that people *outside* the group
can't relate, and you are excluding them by demanding reasonings and definitions only held by the initiates.
Herbert!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (HaL55)
[Cue lecture on regression to the mean]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (wYseH)
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Nice T-shirt weather we've been having on the east coast, isn't it?
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (WSVNe)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:58 PM (kQs4Y)
I...MAY have used the phrase once or twice.
In my defense, I've dated redheads. More than once.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (PBiu3)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (JziUy)
They hate you and want to end the relationship, but set up a
situation where you have to pull the trigger on it, thus absolving them
of any guilt or self-doubt for being such a shitty person.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:06 PM (AzW6q)
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Disagree. This guy was a thirstly beta loser lusting after a girl who he never had a chance with in high school.
For a brief moment - when he saw the MAGA hat - a brief spurt of testosterone emerged from his otherwise useless and dormant sack.
Because that's the power of the Red Hat.
And so he tried his hand at domination game.
Naturally, he failed completely because he was never anything more than a beta-orbiter to this chick.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jesus at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (DuZls)
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Mine is Three Chick Moon.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (U7k5w)
Your assignment- use it in a sentence.
Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (mvenn)
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There was this friend named Lance, and he had a way of storing arrows in a padded bra.
ANd I said "That's a Falsie quiver, Lancey".
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM
***
Dang...nailed it!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (tH5fk)
Depends on where you live, I suppose. Some guy in his 80s wearing a MAGA got knocked down by some punk in the supermarket about 30 minutes from where I live.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (+0VWg)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (tH5fk)
55 million died in WW2, few really "believed in" communsim/fascism. If we would just kill the commies as they reveal themselves now, it would save millions of innocent lives. /halfSarc
The left already uses this logic, except they use it against patriots that they falsely label as WhiteSupremacists for putting God and Country ahead of globalism. Shooting the little fascist may be too much, but a quick knee to the groin was in order ... for such fascist provocation. Girl Power.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (tH5fk)
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And that little girl was himself.
Posted by: Robert Heinlein at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Joe Wagner at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (9x6R7)
But hey, maybe Trigglypuff is still available!
Posted by: RutgersMike at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (33I1D)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (wGqjj)
*********
The Border Patrol told them to just drink from. the toilets, but they're aliens, so who knows quite how the imbibe and excrete. Might be perfectly fine where they come from.
Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (mvenn)
Because they said them about Romney, McCain, Bush, Dole, Bush, Reagan, and Nixon.
They'd have said them about Ford, too, if they'd bothered.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (VFi6u)
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Imagine the photos Zombie won't show us.
Or don't imagine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 06:30 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Randy Newman at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (1sNHT)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: vivi at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (11H2y)
Mine is on my Trumpy Bear. I will wear it if there is some kind of Antifa protest here, but I live in the Heart of Dixie. So, not likely.
Posted by: Paladin at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (K541N)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: vivi at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (11H2y)
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Show me on the doll where Joe Biden touched you.
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: Kingsnake at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (AzW6q)
I doubt it, since Fem Freq is bankrupt.
Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2019 06:57 PM (FTPn0)
I know some people do, and I always wonder which one the weak fish is.
Posted by: Sooner at July 09, 2019 06:59 PM (VD9sa)
his 80s wearing a MAGA got knocked down by some punk in the supermarket
about 30 minutes from where I live.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (+0VWg)
Ten minutes from my house. I do all my shopping there every Friday morning. Too bad I didn't witness it.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 09, 2019 07:37 PM (8D00I)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 09, 2019 10:14 PM (B85Vs)
Posted by: obsidian at July 10, 2019 11:51 AM (7+yqP)
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