SJW Dainty Daffodil Achieves Ultimate Victory: Getting Cucked by a Hat

He demanded his female friend choose between his sissy ass and her MAGA hat.

The MAGA hat won. And it wasn't even close.

A blue checkmark, of course.

Twitter is a place where they mentally ill show off their Mental Illness Merit Badges.







Addendum [CBD] This quotation from Dainty Daffodil's "newsletter" is too good to miss...

I gave my friend an ultimatum. I told her I wouldn’t unfriend her so long as she apologized for wearing the hat and promised me I wouldn’t have to see it in my feed again. When she claimed I was trying to police her beliefs, I corrected her, pointing out that my conditions only regarded the hat, not her position on any particular issue. When she claimed that she’s equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion and that she was making a false equivalency. When she said, “If I can’t have an opinion about something then I guess I don’t really live in a free country,” I knew there was no longer enough common ground for us to have a relationship.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:16 PM




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1 One

Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2019 05:17 PM (FhXTo)

2 Whoa didn't realize I was in a fresh thread

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 09, 2019 05:17 PM (eASYU)

3 Heh to the Hat.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (HaL55)

4 Really?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (8lGpb)

5 Might as well Trump.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (sZRzw)

6 She chose...wisely.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (bcbK8)

7 I am agog.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (fK4Z3)

8 "substack"

and what a sub

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (bcbK8)

9 Dog, if you lose a popularity contest to a hat, it had better be a crown. Or a masked cowl, like Batman or Vader.

Or maybe you're a manipulative male feminist. Check this fucker's trunk for gullible corpses.

Posted by: trev006 at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (LR3Y8)

10 MAGA hats strike again.

Posted by: dantesed at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (f4HAj)

11 Control-freak much, Zack?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (HaL55)

12 She's covered.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (+X3bt)

13 A pussy with control issues.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (NWiLs)

14 I'm surprised. A chick wearing a Maga hat telling a soyboy snowflake to GFY?

Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (8lGpb)

15

The Cat in the Hat strikes back, Jack!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (aKsyK)

16 Wow how did I know without even looking at his twitter profile that he was gay?

Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (ZfRYq)

17 Imagine coming second to a hat and then bleating about it to the rest of the world.

Will the horde top this comment? Non-obscenely?

Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (FhXTo)

18 7 I am agog.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (fK4Z3)

I am aghast

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK8)

19
If you made her choose..... you aint much of a friend sugar tits.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (8XRCm)

20 Smart lady.

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (G0vdT)

21 And that pussy was me.

Posted by: Zak Ford at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (t6MX/)

22 I saw this play out on Twitter. You could smell the soy coming off his timeline.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (RD7QR)

23 Zack, you were right to feel threatened by a hat. She preferred it all along. ...you twat.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (Ydn2k)

24 lol... losing to a hat..

THIS is what young men have become.. I pity the world..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (so+oy)

25 I am agog.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (fK4Z3)

I am aghast
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK

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I am a ghost.

Posted by: Casper at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (8XRCm)

26 Pics on the girl?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK8)

27

I am a Magog

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (aKsyK)

28 What a maroon? I bet the girl bought the hat just to be rid of him.

Posted by: Decaf at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (nyFJf)

29 I don't know why everyone on the left is hilariously stupid now, but I'm quite enjoying it. Trump's gonna win 57 states at this rate (this will be the year Republicans finally start finding ballots in the trunk of a Buick).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (ZGrMX)

30 she grabbed him by the pussy

Posted by: x at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (nFwvY)

31 And not just gay, but the Queen of gay.

Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (ZfRYq)

32 CUCKED BY THE HAT- a tale of erotic haberdashery

Posted by: El Kabong at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (datdl)

33 Dump Facebook! "Friending" and "unfriending" people based on hitting a button sounds like middle school stuff, aside from the fact that the guy shouldn't whine about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (+0VWg)

34 I mean, there's reasonable doubt that this even happened.

A pair of tits wearing a MAGA hat would put us all at ease.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (bcbK8)

35 Friends don't worry about what kind of hats their friends wear.

Control freaks do that.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (MC5xf)

36 Take note folks. If you ask someone to choose between you and their pet, hanging out with their friends for poker night, where they work etc etc you are already a loser even if they are a co-loser and submit to you on the request.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (eASYU)

37 17 Imagine coming second to a hat and then bleating about it to the rest of the world.

Will the horde top this comment? Non-obscenely?
Posted by: DaveA at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (FhXTo)

Thread-Winner not even in the thread?

Posted by: Marybeth at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (CmURZ)

38 willowed, but I think it may be something to think about:
to follow up on Barr:
Recall that he was asked by Sasse (!) at his confirmation hearing whether he'd recuse himself on the soon-to-be-reopened Epstein case, and he said he'd have to see (even though a member of a big firm never has a conflict on that sort of thing.)
Does that sound familiar--to have the recusal telegraphed at the confirmation hearing?
Not feeling confident

Posted by: artemis at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (AwPyG)

39 25 I am agog.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (fK4Z3)

I am aghast
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK

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I am a ghost.
Posted by: Casper at July 09, 2019 05:20 PM (8XRCm)

How are you with strangers?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (bcbK8)

40 speaking of, the rebellion against Ravelry is fun to watch.

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (dm05u)

41 Perfect timing! Look what I just found:

https://www.powercallsirens.com/trump-hair-punisher-embroidered-red-hat.html

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (kQs4Y)

42 18
7 I am agog.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (fK4Z3)



I am aghast

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK

Appalled.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (8lGpb)

43 I gave her a choice.

Sure.

Tough guy.

There is no way that guy said anything like that to her face.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (yL25O)

44 Knew her all the time since high school! What's that, 5 years?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (FTlwv)

45 The hat was better in bed.

Posted by: Henry at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (KUhQO)

46 Looking at the dudes' avatar, yeah I understand why she choose the hat.

Posted by: WisRich at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (G0vdT)

47 -
--
I am agog.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (fK4Z3)



I am aghast


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM

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Slobberknockered.

Posted by: irright at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (RVcmP)

48
You GAVE her a choice???

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU MANSPLAINING CIS HETERONORMATIVE PATRIARCH!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (8XRCm)

49 Well, he is a gay guy, so he gets to tell her what to wear.

Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (Fm81C)

50 Dig his rainbow spectacles. Q.E.D.

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (RuIsu)

51 Truth is she got the better deal. MAGA! I would take the hat over some whiny little power bottom any day.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (0OmEj)

52 Pajama Boy is back?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (ZqRa6)

53 @ 25

I am a ghost.
Posted by: Casper
_________

* golf clap *

Posted by: Furious George at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (9vQJW)

54

Just slip out the back, Zack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (aKsyK)

55 The hat was better in bed.

-------------

The hat had a penis.

Posted by: SH at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (sX1BW)

56 I guess he wasn't pussy whipped?

Posted by: Non at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (EK+Pw)

57 45
The hat was better in bed.

Posted by: Henry at July 09, 2019 05:22 PM (KUhQO)

Nice. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (8lGpb)

58 She's not gonna sleep with you, bro.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (IDWUU)

59
He needs an ass-yoni massage. poor thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (f1Vqw)

60 Wow how did I know without even looking at his twitter profile that he was gay?


The name 'Zack?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (oVJmc)

61 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (VLp1b)

62 41 Perfect timing! Look what I just found:

https://www.powercallsirens.com/trump-hair-punisher-embroidered-red-hat.html
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (kQs4Y)

So...tempting...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (bcbK8)

63 I'm bewitched, bothered and bewildered.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (HaL55)

64 There is no way that guy said anything like that to her face.

If he had, it would have been with a simpering lisp.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (Ydn2k)

65 Zsck is an oppressive fan.

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (VLp1b)

66 61 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (VLp1b)

Bam

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (bcbK8)

67

Arizona take off your rainbow shades
Arizona have another look at the world, my my

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (aKsyK)

68 59


He needs an ass-yoni massage. poor thing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (f1Vqw)

Ass-yoni, the San Francisco treat?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (t6MX/)

69 Speaking of crazy crap on Twitter, I checked out Joe Scarborough's today. He's attacking evangelical Christians who support Trump, of course, and is joined by his boyfriend French.

Two strong, Christian conservatives. Who knew?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

70 https://www.powercallsirens.com/trump-hair-punisher-embroidered-red-hat.html
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (kQs4Y)

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Thats effin AWESOME!!

Whichever one of you dweebs draws my name for the Secret Santa this year, I WANT THIS!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (8XRCm)

71 The hat had bigger balls.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (Ydn2k)

72 In five years this guy will go on a Twitter tirade over at Feminist Frequency, giving grovelling thanks to their third-wave feminist majesties for giving him the will - nay, the courage - to walk away from a dinner date with a woman who simply couldn't grasp the importance of that of episode of Cheers when the dude comes out of the closet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (AzW6q)

73 41 Perfect timing! Look what I just found:

...

I think we may have a replacement for the flaming skull, ace.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (yL25O)

74 " Zack FordVerified account
@ZackFord

I cover Trump for @ThinkProgress and LGBTQ news in my newsletter. Gay, atheist, bi/trans ally, proud SJW, pianist, @icalumni board. http://SeeDisclaimer.com
Washington, DC "

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

75 63 I'm bewitched, bothered and bewildered.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (HaL55)

Betrayed, bummed out . . .

Posted by: Marybeth at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (CmURZ)

76 64 There is no way that guy said anything like that to her face.

If he had, it would have been with a simpering lisp.
Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (Ydn2k)

And a whole lotta up talk.

Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (Fm81C)

77 The weirdest thing is how all these gay guys are so "I HATE TRUMP HE'S THE WORST EVER!!!" when I can't think of a single anti-gay comment Trump's ever made, or act that he has done.

I guess being drama queens, they gotta drama queen up every last little bit of their lives.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (Kpl3J)

78 See I can identify with this pussy's struggles since I had to make many hard choices as the current incarnation of a 6,000 year old Sumerian diety.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (IDWUU)

79 Hat or asshat. The decision seems easy.

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (VLp1b)

80 59
He needs an ass-yoni massage. poor thing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:23 PM (f1Vqw)

Oh I'd yoni that so hard...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (RD7QR)

81 If you don't take off that hat, you can't sit at the table with me and the cool kids in the lunchroom!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (ptqGC)

82 And then after she told me she picked the hat, I wrapped my pink glittering boa around my neck and flounced out of the room. Fiercely!

Posted by: Cheri at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (oiNtH)

83 Tim Pool invited to white house summit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYUs7lM3fKE

Posted by: Off the reservation at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (vWMNq)

84 78 See I can identify with this pussy's struggles since I had to make many hard choices as the current incarnation of a 6,000 year old Sumerian diety.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (IDWUU)

Tell me you didn't settle on the 50 foot marshmallow guy again

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (bcbK8)

85 78 See I can identify with this pussy's struggles since I had to make many hard choices as the current incarnation of a 6,000 year old Sumerian diety.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (IDWUU)

Shouldn't you be more evil?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (RD7QR)

86 oh he's with THINK PROGRESS?? LOL!!!! The liberal Hillary loving site that's going broke and should shut down soon!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (Kpl3J)

87
I am aghast


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:19 PM (bcbK


Heavens to Murgatroyd.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (TAmPV)

88 Oh he's a gay atheist activist? WHAT A SHOCKER HES SUCH AN ORIGINAL REBEL

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (IDWUU)

89 Oh wow that think retweeted this on his timeline from some tool.

The United States could have an opposition party, the majority of American voters want it to exist, but the leadership of the Democratic Party is not interested in opposing the president. That's just where we are.

Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (ZfRYq)

90 I hope she has a restraining order against this soi boi because 'he' does not sound too right in the head.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (VFi6u)

91 https://www.powercallsirens.com/trump-hair-punisher-embroidered-red-hat.html

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (kQs4Y)



cool, but Trump identifies as a black man? Ok, I'm in. wtf.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (8lGpb)

92 Oh look. He has rainbow glasses. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (jm1YL)

93 >>The hat had bigger balls.
Posted by: t-bird


And those balls don't have some other man's DNA on them.

Posted by: Aviator at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (2cuLk)

94 Meet Another Girl, A**hole!

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (mvenn)

95 He actually looks like a Simpsons character.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

96 69 Speaking of crazy crap on Twitter, I checked out Joe Scarborough's today. He's attacking evangelical Christians who support Trump, of course, and is joined by his boyfriend French.

Two strong, Christian conservatives. Who knew?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (ptqGC)

Well one of them murdered an intern so...not so great on the whole Christ-like ness

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK8)

97 Another Illustration that the Left are Control Freaks.

You Shall Bow Down!

Posted by: rd at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (EK+Pw)

98 Zack has images of his new gf on his website.
Shower Gel.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (Vy7tf)

99 Imagine making up a story and still managing to make yourself look like a total deuchebag.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (gC2IV)

100 74 " Zack FordVerified account
@ZackFord

I cover Trump for @ThinkProgress and LGBTQ news in my newsletter. Gay, atheist, bi/trans ally, proud SJW, pianist, @icalumni board. http://SeeDisclaimer.com
Washington, DC "
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (oVJmc)

IOW, the stereotypical Pajama/SoyBoy. Checks all the boxes.

Posted by: Marybeth at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (CmURZ)

101 5 Might as well Trump.
Posted by: David Lee Roth at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (sZRzw)


go ahead and Trump.


Posted by: Mirror Universe David Lee Roth at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (sy5kK)

102 The MAGA hat has more power than any magic hat that John Kerry ever had.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (B1ik8)

103 81
Afternoon all.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at July 09, 2019 05:25 PM (vFpcG)

Yo ECB.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (8lGpb)

104 "Imagine coming second to a hat and then bleating about it to the rest of the world."
---------

The Brits have such a way with words. Bravo, old chap.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (aXucN)

105 ''Zack has images of his new gf on his website.
Shower Gel. ''

What scent?

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (jm1YL)

106 > If you don't take off that hat, you can't sit at the table with me and the cool kids in the lunchroom!!!!!
Yeah, like this guy ever got to sit at the cool kids table.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (JUUk1)

107 you know how people used to theorize that really butchy feminists were "man haters"?

welp, I have a novel theory about really whiny soi bois ...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (Rarvo)

108 106 ''Zack has images of his new gf on his website.
Shower Gel. ''

What scent?
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (jm1YL)

Semen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (bcbK8)

109 Zack did self sick punch

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (EeD/8)

110 Zack and his lil' rainbow glasses:

"I cover Trump for @ThinkProgress and LGBTQ news for my newsletter. Gay, atheist, bi/trans ally, proud SJW, pianist, @icalumni board."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)

111 Killing me here boss! Can't breathe I'm laughing so hard

Posted by: G marks the spot at July 09, 2019 05:29 PM (bKezI)

112 Zack smells of Axe Body Spray

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:29 PM (VFi6u)

113 She would have walked for just a bandana.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2019 05:29 PM (B2a5t)

114 Zack, show me on this doll where the bad hat touched you...

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 05:29 PM (qC1Sy)

115 Gay, atheist, bi/trans ally, proud SJW, pianist, @icalumni board.

Sheesh. We weren't even coming close to the amount of scorn he's heaped upon himself.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:29 PM (CE5C/)

116
Well one of them murdered an intern so...not so great on the whole Christ-like ness
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK

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Dude... check your shit.

It's in the Book of Matthew...

"If anyone causes one of these politicians--those who believe in me--to be embarrassed professionally, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea."

Jeez. Sunday school stuff, man.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

117 "Zack", short for "Zachary", so-called because his face looks zachary like his ass.
Yeah, it's old. Work with me here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (JUUk1)

118 102
5 Might as well Trump.

Posted by: David Lee Roth at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (sZRzw)





go ahead and Trump.




Posted by: Mirror Universe David Lee Roth at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (sy5kK)

MAGAfest in America.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (t6MX/)

119 Zack's a Pie-Anist?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (VFi6u)

120 I laugh at the fact he had to include 'pianist'.


More like 'penisist.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (oVJmc)

121 cool, but Trump identifies as a black man? Ok, I'm in. wtf.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (8lGpb)


That's the Punisher logo, you normie.

I know I keep going on and on about this, but the late, lamented BFF was basically a Commie and I loved her with every bit of my being and she loved me back and I cannot imagine giving up a friendship because of damn politics.

Because, at heart, you know what giving up someone over politics is about? It's not the politics. It's about not being able to see the other person as a human being with separate values and separate opinions and separate ideas from your own and loving them in spite of that.

Or, as Lucy used to say to me all the time, I support you in all your horrific wrongness.

How damn small and boring are these people's lives?

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (mf5HN)

122 Trial is over! It was a murder trial, second degree murder and armed criminal action. Prosecutions only witness completely fell apart during cross examination by the defense. It was a drug deal gone bad. Defendant pleaded down to involuntary manslaughter.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (dUJdY)

123
The MAGA hat has more power than any magic hat that John Kerry ever had.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (B1ik


One might say it's Trump's magic wand Barry said he didn't have.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC)

124 > Zack smells of Axe Body Spray
And semen.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (JUUk1)

125 117
Well one of them murdered an intern so...not so great on the whole Christ-like ness
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:27 PM (bcbK

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Dude... check your shit.

It's in the Book of Matthew...

"If anyone causes one of these politicians--those who believe in me--to be embarrassed professionally, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea."

Jeez. Sunday school stuff, man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q)

See, this is why I prefer the King James Version

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (bcbK8)

126 "I cover Trump for @ThinkProgress and LGBTQ news for my newsletter. Gay, atheist, bi/trans ally, proud SJW, pianist, @icalumni board."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC)
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Great, another confused pre-teen with a cause.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (qC1Sy)

127 I don't think the replies are going his way.

Posted by: rickl at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (xjiRE)

128 106
''Zack has images of his new gf on his website.

Shower Gel. ''



What scent?

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (jm1YL)

Despair.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (t6MX/)

129 oh he's with THINK PROGRESS?? LOL!!!! The liberal Hillary loving site that's going broke and should shut down soon!!!


It's a natural fit. Prog control-freak, demanding, hates freedom, thinks and does whatever his smartphone and TV tell him to think and do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (HaL55)

130 >>Gay, atheist, bi/trans ally, proud SJW, pianist, @icalumni board.


I bet he knows his way around the skinflute, too.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (B2a5t)

131 Do you have a little sister? Does she wanna make some extra money this summer?

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstein at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (81cPi)

132 Awesome Hat >>> Fussy Drama Queen

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (oVJmc)

133 Has anyone taken "Gadzooks!" yet?


If not, I call dibs.

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (mvenn)

134 I guess little sissy boys don't ... fit the bill?

Posted by: TheHoser at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (IDjUx)

135 Might as well Trump.
Posted by: David Lee Roth at July 09, 2019 05:18 PM (sZRzw)


go ahead and Trump.


Posted by: Mirror Universe David Lee Roth


Trump!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (ATv6t)

136 He lies, He has never had the balls to talk to a girl or the courage (or the desire) to ever touch one.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (0OmEj)

137 Zack is pissed at PDT about the gays and trannies in the military. Zack was going to enlist, infantry or any combat arms, sleep in mud, dodge hostile fire, and generally live in the stone age. Nah, Zack was disappointed when there wasn't a Broadway show tunes MOS.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (C1Lsn)

138 Man lose woman to hat. Too funny.

His name Gno Styk.
Ha ha too funny
Much shame

Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (WSVNe)

139 I'm getting so much, I can hardly walk.

Posted by: MAGA HAT at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (vWuFD)

140 How damn small and boring are these people's lives?
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (mf5HN)

These are drama queens on Twitter.

So, very small and very boring.

And yes, I have friends and a spouse who hate Trump. It was close sometimes, but nobody ended a relationship over politics.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK8)

141 I must have the hat.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (fK4Z3)

142 Nah I'm over the marshmallow phase. But that shit in NYC jaded me a bit, and I realize, yknow, I dont HAVE to destroy everything.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (IDWUU)

143 I gave her a choice, and she chose the hat over me.
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Clearly, she made the right choice.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (DuZls)

144 Take off that hat, or I'll....I'll....have SUCH A HISSY FIT!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

145 Gloryoski!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (JUUk1)

146 I like how reasonable and tolerant he was: You can believe what you want, just don't wear the hat.

Wow.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (k81AA)

147 Lol. Some dude on the floor just called a woman Tubby McFukstick and threw a power bar at her. Guess there will be an open desk tomorrow. Asshole.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (MAv19)

148 See, this is why I prefer the King James Version
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:31 PM (bcbK



I'm just going to leave this here.

As always, be sure to read to the end.

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-lakers-join-king-james-only-movement

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (mf5HN)

149
Read this little poofter's account at the link. Excerpt:

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I gave my friend an ultimatum. I told her I wouldn't unfriend her so long as she apologized for wearing the hat and promised me I wouldn't have to see it in my feed again. When she claimed I was trying to police her beliefs, I corrected her, pointing out that my conditions only regarded the hat, not her position on any particular issue. When she claimed that she's equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion and that she was making a false equivalency. When she said, "If I can't have an opinion about something then I guess I don't really live in a free country," I knew there was no longer enough common ground for us to have a relationship.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (f1Vqw)

150 Empress,

Apparently very small, very mean, and very spiteful.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (VFi6u)

151 "I gave my friend an ultimatum. I told her I wouldn't unfriend her so long as she apologized for wearing the hat and promised me I wouldn't have to see it in my feed again. When she claimed I was trying to police her beliefs, I corrected her, pointing out that my conditions only regarded the hat, not her position on any particular issue. When she claimed that she's equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion and that she was making a false equivalency."
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Unbelievable. And this guy says earlier in the article that he has been friends with this lady since high school, even stayed in her home although she's an evangelical Christian and "anti-gay."


Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (aXucN)

152 Twitter is for people who know they're total shitbags and want the whole world to know it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (gC2IV)

153 I'm getting so sick of these garbage people.

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (jm1YL)

154 Lol. Some dude on the floor just called a woman Tubby McFukstick and threw a power bar at her. Guess there will be an open desk tomorrow. Asshole.


That's a tough kindergarten.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (oVJmc)

155 Because, at heart, you know what giving up someone over politics is about? It's not the politics. It's about not being able to see the other person as a human being with separate values and separate opinions and separate ideas from your own and loving them in spite of that.

Or, as Lucy used to say to me all the time, I support you in all your horrific wrongness.

How damn small and boring are these people's lives?
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:30 PM (mf5HN)



Maybe this time Lucy will let you kick the football.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (sy5kK)

156 140
Man lose woman to hat. Too funny.



His name Gno Styk.

Ha ha too funny

Much shame

Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (WSVNe)

Confucious say man who lose woman to hat is sad motherfucker.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (t6MX/)

157 "Rebs" got it 100% right.

And what sort of insecure pussy picks a fight with a lifelong friend over a friggin' hat? That pussy, that's who.

Posted by: steve walsh at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (vf96M)

158 Suffering Succotash!

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (MC5xf)

159 Now imagine Zack in The Last Crusade as the blond strumpetfuhrer and there is the Holy Grail...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (VFi6u)

160
Twitter is for people who know they're total shitbags and want the whole world to know it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (gC2IV)


How dare you!


--- Joe Scarborough who wants to be besties with David French

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC)

161 These are drama queens on Twitter.

So, very small and very boring.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK


I'm feeling judged, here.

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (mf5HN)

162 T'is better to have stalked and lost to a hat, than to never have stalked at all.

Posted by: Zak Ford at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (t6MX/)

163 publius, we found the same passage. Appalling, isn't he?

I like the subtitle: "Would you choose a hat over a friend?" He obviously cared more about the hat than the friend, yet she's the one who is wrong. Okie dokie.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (aXucN)

164 If your MAGA hat remains erect for more than four hours, consult with your doctor.

Posted by: Fritz at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (kLDv+)

165 Even though she Christian

Ha

He funny pathetic man

Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (WSVNe)

166 Current score in the Civil War:

Girl's finger - 1
SJW soiboi - 0

MAGA Hat - 1
Passive-aggressive fag - 0

Two battles won, and we're not even using our B-team. We're using our Z-team.

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (oFcdC)

167 163 These are drama queens on Twitter.

So, very small and very boring.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:32 PM (bcbK

I'm feeling judged, here.
Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (mf5HN)

You are never boring.

Here, have a hat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK8)

168 Enough mental illness to make me look sane.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (xCv1X)

169
Hercules Poirot is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (BD1Yd)

170 When she claimed that she's equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion and that she was making a false equivalency.


I reject your premise, Tubby McCockbreath.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (oVJmc)

171
&#s9835; ♪

My MAGA hat's back and you're gonna be in trouble

(Hey na, Hey na, my MAGA hat's back)

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (mvenn)

172 That was so gay I think I caught the AIDS

Posted by: dj3way at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (bhPL1)

173 I smell a Bravo series: "Queer Asshole For The Straight Gal"

Posted by: TheHoser at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (IDjUx)

174 151
Read this little poofter's account at the link. Excerpt:

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I gave my friend an ultimatum. I told her I wouldn't unfriend her so long as she apologized for wearing the hat and promised me I wouldn't have to see it in my feed again. When she claimed I was trying to police her beliefs, I corrected her, pointing out that my conditions only regarded the hat, not her position on any particular issue. When she claimed that she's equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion and that she was making a false equivalency. When she said, "If I can't have an opinion about something then I guess I don't really live in a free country," I knew there was no longer enough common ground for us to have a relationship.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (f1Vqw)

How is a MAGA hat a symbol of exclusion?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (Ez6QX)

175 I gave my friend an ultimatum. I told her I wouldn't unfriend her so long as she apologized for wearing the hat and promised me I wouldn't have to see it in my feed again. When she claimed I was trying to police her beliefs, I corrected her, pointing out that my conditions only regarded the hat, not her position on any particular issue. When she claimed that she's equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion and that she was making a false equivalency. When she said, "If I can't have an opinion about something then I guess I don't really live in a free country," I knew there was no longer enough common ground for us to have a relationship.

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Orwell would love this guy!

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (qC1Sy)

176 ''"I gave my friend an ultimatum. I told her I wouldn't unfriend her so long as she apologized for wearing the hat and promised me I wouldn't have to see it in my feed again. When she claimed I was trying to police her beliefs, I corrected her, pointing out that my conditions only regarded the hat, not her position on any particular issue. When she claimed that she's equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion and that she was making a false equivalency."

Exactly the same attitude shown by the owners of the Ravelry website. These guys and gals must get print outs from their spiritual advisors. They're so in step with each other.

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (jm1YL)

177 ... Mental Illness Merit Badges


______


"We're trying to upgrade the Canoeing merit badge to a more coveted Iceberg Cruise Captaining one. Ahoy!" -- Cap'n Biff "I regret I have but one wife to give for my country" Kristol

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (T/DJH)

178 Zounds!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (JUUk1)

179 >>objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion and that she was making a false equivalency.


Well, with reasoning capabilities like that - it's no wonder he eventually woke up with some guy in his anus.

Posted by: garrett at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (B2a5t)

180 When she claimed that she's equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion


How is MAGA exclusion? Trump is putting everyone to work. Black, brown, white...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (ATv6t)

181 Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (oFcdC)

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What's with the girl's finger and the soiboi? Or is this one of your SF stories that's gonna make me retch all over my desk?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (AzW6q)

182 I knew there was no longer enough common ground for us to have a relationship.


Despite their common interest in fuck-me-pumps.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (fK4Z3)

183 I want a grant to study why libs were born without the irony gene.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (OuKaw)

184 I added a quotation from Dainty Daffodil' "newsletter" that is pretty much the most pompous, clueless, affected thing I have read in a very long time.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (wYseH)

185 crap html fail

♫ ♪

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (mvenn)

186 What scent?
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:28 PM (jm1YL)


Hairy man ass.

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (VLp1b)

187 I agreed to stay in my former friend's house, even though she's an icky Christian.


She'll regret not removing that hat!!!!

--- Zack, proud SJW and pianist

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (ptqGC)

188 Just like a queer to break up a friendship over a hat.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (NFEMn)

189 Boils down to, we want to control what normal people see and hear, so they can only hear OUR side of things.

So we can normalize abnormal behavior.

OK then.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (NgKpN)

190 Shazam!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (0OmEj)

191 Scrolled as far as I could, not a single reply in Zak's favor. Which makes him even more convinced he's right!

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:38 PM (Z1eux)

192 You are never boring.

Here, have a hat.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK



Fiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeee.

*spins propeller*

Posted by: alexthechick -Darth Sugartits Ragebunny - hopping all around at July 09, 2019 05:38 PM (mf5HN)

193 They are fully convinced that if they just react to this as if it were a Swastika, they can argue that they wouldn't react to it as a Swastika if weren't as bad as a swastika--and because of their reaction and "some people think it's just as bad" that makes it "just as bad" and really you're problem that you want to wear that.

Me, I don't want to wear my MAGA hat, because I don't want to deal with assholes.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:38 PM (DuZls)

194 I wonder if the hat still wins when it's her bank and/or corporate boss saying, "It's the hat or me" rather than some Vox-type dweeb.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (hdzef)

195 183 When she claimed that she's equally offended by the Pride flag, I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion


How is MAGA exclusion? Trump is putting everyone to work. Black, brown, white...
Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (ATv6t)

Uh, the Rainbow Flag does not include Normal Healthy Heterosexuals.

So how is it inclusive?

Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (NgKpN)

196 I added a quotation from Dainty Daffodil' "newsletter" that is pretty much the most pompous, clueless, affected thing I have read in a very long time.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (wYseH)
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Good of you to catch up.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (aXucN)

197 The hat is part of my sexual identity bigot!

Posted by: Someguy at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (p997d)

198 The "finger' refers to TJ Helmetsniffer getting his smelly butt tossed out a restaurant because someone wore a MAGA hat and the guy's girlfriend poked him in the moobs after he threw a hissy fit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (VFi6u)

199 Lol. Some dude on the floor just called a woman Tubby McFukstick and threw a power bar at her. Guess there will be an open desk tomorrow. Asshole.
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Congress? Wall Street? Chuck E. Cheez?

Where do you work?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (kQs4Y)

200 How is a MAGA hat a symbol of exclusion?


If you're even going to begin to understand these people, you're going to have to go very very far back and strangle logic in its crib.


They've gone thousands of miles on twisted premises and they are literally light years away from sense.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

201 I'm feeling judged, here.
Posted by: alexthechick -


Confucius say never judge big rak

Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (WSVNe)

202 The problem is there are a lot of damaged people around, scarred and scared. Perhaps there always were. The difference is that back in the old days, they cried into a pillow.

Now they go on Twitter,

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (NFEMn)

203 oh wait, someone actually spoke out loud about being offended by the fucking rainbows all over twitter that our corporate overlords are just fucking daring us to obkect to?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (JziUy)

204 Ya know - maybe something good could come from Twitter today. Maybe the overwhelmingly negative response to his callous and intolerant mistreatment of his friend will cause him to take stock of himself and... oh, who am I kidding?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (AzW6q)

205 "Where do you work?"

Hell, apparently.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (MAv19)

206 Just like a queer to break up a friendship over a hat.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (NFEMn)

You must know a lot of them!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (wYseH)

207 Bannion sighting on Twitter!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (ptqGC)

208 How is MAGA exclusion? Trump is putting everyone to work. Black, brown, white...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (ATv6t)
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"America" excludes him, apparently.

Good for America.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (DuZls)

209 ''These are drama queens on Twitter. ''

Types, deletes, types, deletes.....

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (jm1YL)

210 Confucius say never judge big rak


One must take the case in hand and weigh the evidence.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (fK4Z3)

211 "Disagreeing with me makes you a Nazi, and you know what it's OK to do to Nazis, right? And don't you even think of shooting me, that's exactly what a Nazi would do, you fucking Nazi!"

Posted by: Hikaru at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (xCv1X)

212 Hilarious.
And this idiot seems totally ok with his perspective.
What a fool.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (axyOa)

213 No room for you in the friend zone. That has to be the worst thing I ever heard.

How marvelous.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (6/uwW)

214 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:37 PM (wYseH)

Wow. What a douche that guy is. She's much better off.

Oh, and the rainbow is a hijacked symbol that now stands for blasphemy.

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (VLp1b)

215 Uh, the Rainbow Flag does not include Normal Healthy Heterosexuals.


um hate to tell you but there IS a subset of Gays who really would love to include "normal healthy heterosexual" guys in their sex lives...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (Rarvo)

216 Hatass

Posted by: REDACTED at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (DPjeO)

217 It's getting ever more obvious why homosexuality used to be illegal and why our ancestors were smarter than us in keeping it that way.

Posted by: The Deuce at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (dLcl9)

218 A pride flag is very inclusive-as long as you're a person who's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo and violet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (+0VWg)

219 The "finger' refers to TJ Helmetsniffer getting his smelly butt tossed out a restaurant because someone wore a MAGA hat and the guy's girlfriend poked him in the moobs after he threw a hissy fit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (VFi6u)

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Oh... musta missed that one. Good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (AzW6q)

220 I corrected her...

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It's a wonder she let him get away.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (gC2IV)

221 How is a MAGA hat a symbol of exclusion?
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orange man bad, he wants to keep america from being invaded. Thus, we're excluding non-americans from america. Also, since America was, up until 20 years ago, a primarily european nation, that's all sorts of white guilt triggering.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (JziUy)

222 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:21 PM (kQs4Y)

YES. THIS. ALL OF THIS!

Posted by: Vanya at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (U7voe)

223 Sorry, but that is a slight to merit badges in the BSA.... Most are manly in topic: Archery, Shotgun Shooting, Rifle Shooting, Automotive Maintenance, Camping, Kayaking, Swimming, Lifesaving, etc. Some others appeal to hobbies or other topics to make a well rounded adult.

Posted by: ERF at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (NxG7K)

224 How is a MAGA hat a symbol of exclusion?

Does not include our enemies.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (C78No)

225 Trump on down the road

Posted by: Count de Monet on a borrowed phone at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (RJcOX)

226 'bottom bitch"'. Never heard that before. Will use in the future. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (jm1YL)

227
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (KCxzN)

228 Gay guy is making up a story . It's the Left's MO.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (B1ik8)

229 213
Confucius say never judge big rak





One must take the case in hand and weigh the evidence.

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:40 PM (fK4Z3)

Never judge a rack by it's cover.

Posted by: Pinto at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (t6MX/)

230 Uh, the Rainbow Flag does not include Normal Healthy Heterosexuals.

So how is it inclusive?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (NgKpN)
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Includes marginalized people like gays, so they can come in and try to change everything in your society and argue that "haters" need to die out like dinosaurs.

Duh.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (DuZls)

231 How is a MAGA hat a symbol of exclusion?


If you're even going to begin to understand these people, you're going to have to go very very far back and strangle logic in its crib.


They've gone thousands of miles on twisted premises and they are literally light years away from sense.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (oVJmc)

I think --at it'd bare essence-- they are deranged because Trump and his voters are actually NOT the monsters they imagined them to be....but they will continue to talk and act as though they are.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (NFEMn)

232 Saw on the internet:

If the "B"in LGBQT stands for "bi" doesn't that imply there are only two genders?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (k81AA)

233 this is the liberal mindset. "everyone who disagrees with me is racist, and also all minorities agree with me."

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (JziUy)

234 Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (vFpcG)

Don't cut me out. if you go down to the local voter registry office you'll still find me registered as a Democrat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (+0VWg)

235 If you don't follow the code your free

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (BbGew)

236 It's a wonder she let him get away.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 09, 2019 05:41 PM (gC2IV)
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I know, right? "Friends" like that are hard to find.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (aXucN)

237 221- Just another of Chesterton's fenced that we,'ve razed.

Posted by: Lance D. Boyle, M.D. - Dermatologist at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (87EdW)

238 Never judge a rack by it's cover.
Posted by: Pinto at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (t6MX/)

Barack never judged a rack

Posted by: JoeF. at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (NFEMn)

239
Yes, that's what stood out bout the passage. They are the ones who, out of the blue, define the MAGA hat as "exclusionary". They define it so for no logical reason.

ONe objects to a symbol because of what that symbol stands for, and stands for in your own mind. They are exactly the same.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (f1Vqw)

240 184 Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 05:35 PM (oFcdC)

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What's with the girl's finger and the soiboi? Or is this one of your SF stories that's gonna make me retch all over my desk?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


It was a thread here on AoS a few days ago. Guy confronted a pro-Trump couple and the girl scared him off with just her finger.

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (oFcdC)

241 How is a MAGA hat a symbol of exclusion?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (Ez6QX)


The totalitarians have decreed that it is, so it is.

Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (4HMW8)

242 I'll bet the loser to a hat is a strong supporter of hearing women's voices and respecting their opinions.

Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (Z1Oof)

243 > Sorry, but that is a slight to merit badges in the BSA....

I like the Pirate Certificate that the PE department at MIT gives out. You have to take, and pass, the sailing, pistol marksmanship, and fencing activities.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:44 PM (JUUk1)

244 Saw on the internet:



If the "B"in LGBQT stands for "bi" doesn't that imply there are only two genders?





Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (k81AA)



Stolen!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:44 PM (ptqGC)

245 230 'bottom bitch"'. Never heard that before. Will use in the future. LOL
Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (jm1YL)

Mary, you need to get out more

Posted by: old craigslist at July 09, 2019 05:44 PM (DPjeO)

246 The guy has a whole list of demands designed to be unmeetable then spazzes over his friend choosing to say no. He is the one that chose a hat over a friend.

Apologize, then never allow the hat to be seen by me again. So he wanted to control her at all times.

Life is hard. It's harder when you are a stupid asshole.

I believe that is John Wayne's quote.

Posted by: blaster at July 09, 2019 05:44 PM (ZfRYq)

247 I sometimes wonder if all the ladies on tindr and other sites that be all like "swipe left is you R trumptard" is really some sort of soros bullshit, russia disinformation. But then I realize they're all 35+ yo cat ladies (well, not all) who think that an instant disqual from their snooch is the last bit of empowering they'll ever have.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:44 PM (JziUy)

248 175 That was so gay I think I caught the AIDS
Posted by: dj3way at July 09, 2019 05:36 PM (bhPL1)



Speaking of which, weren't the bathhouse types like this guy supposed to all die off by now?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (ujg0T)

249 Good of you to catch up.


Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:39 PM (aXucN)


[Insert Bronx Cheer]


The full quotation is just marvelous. Admit it!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (wYseH)

250 Who's bitch this is?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (t6MX/)

251 and the "T" in LBSTGJGJTSJJT stands for "theatrical"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (JziUy)

252
I like the Pirate Certificate that the PE department at MIT gives out. You have to take, and pass, the sailing, pistol marksmanship, and fencing activities.

What about drinking rum?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (TAmPV)

253 ''Mary, you need to get out more
Posted by: old craigslist at July 09, 2019 05:44 PM (DPjeO)''

I'm a good girl, I am.

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (jm1YL)

254 kind of tired of just laughing, feel a little bit like slapping

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (w5Kav)

255 At work, in the Dev area, they have a live stream from Warrior Canine Connection.

Golden puppies, bunches of them.

Best livestream ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (bcbK8)

256 Includes marginalized people like gays, so they can come in and try to change everything in your society and argue that "haters" need to die out like dinosaurs.

Duh.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (DuZls)

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Well, if they get rid of heterosexual, it's pretty much assured human beings will die off like the dinosaurs.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (qC1Sy)

257 They are the ones who, out of the blue, define the MAGA hat as "exclusionary".

Because they define themselves as not Great Americans. They know.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:46 PM (QrTqV)

258 The full quotation is just marvelous. Admit it!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (wYseH)
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Of course it is! That's why publius and I read it and quoted it before you did!

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:46 PM (aXucN)

259 We've got them surrounded. A battalion of hats will go around the left flank and meet the Sixth Finger Army and cut the SJWs off from their supply chain. The war should be wrapped up in a week.

Posted by: zombie at July 09, 2019 05:46 PM (oFcdC)

260 fits right in with our speech is violence and their violence is speech.

Posted by: Obama cages are real at July 09, 2019 05:46 PM (1XtI9)

261 #AcostaResignNow is trending.

This can't help his book sales. I'll bet CNN stands behind him, though.

/s

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (29JJG)

262 Headline at MSN.

Judge blocks Justice Department from changing Lawyers in the Census question case?

WTF?

Judges have the power to decide who your LAWYER IS????

Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (NgKpN)

263 Tim Pool invited to white house summit.



Posted by: Off the reservation at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (vWMNq)

I want to see Styhexenhammer at the White House.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (xPl2J)

264 > What about drinking rum?

Drinking rum and ravishing damsels aren't included, but should be.
Also, it should require that at least one body part be replaced with a crude prosthesis.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (JUUk1)

265 The inclusionary people are the ones who go on about whitey, don't you know anything?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (oVJmc)

266 all 35+ yo cat ladies

What about neko-girls nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (VFi6u)

267 The totalitarians have decreed that it is, so it is.
Posted by: Emmie at July 09, 2019 05:43 PM (4HMW
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I'll also accept authoritarians.

They seem to be instant authorities on anything.

A guy we don't want to vote for becomes somebody nobody should vote for and his symbol becomes that thing that nobody should wear to indicate support for that guy nobody should have voted for.

These people understand nuance by the way.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (DuZls)

268 What about drinking rum?

And sodomy and the lash ... to be inclusive ...

Posted by: Adriane the Doonesbury Critic ... at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (LPnfS)

269 I'd wear me.

I'd wear me so hard.

Posted by: MAGA hat, dancing in the basement to Goodbye Horses at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (oS0xz)

270 > Drinking rum and ravishing damsels aren't included, but should be.
Whoops, I meant to say "wenches", not "damsels".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (JUUk1)

271 I want to see Styhexenhammer at the White House.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (xPl2J)
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I want to see J. J. Sefton at the White House.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (aXucN)

272 263
Tim Pool invited to white house summit.





Posted by: Off the reservation at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (vWMNq)


I want to see Styhexenhammer at the White House.


Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (xPl2J)

JJSefton.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (t6MX/)

273 I like the Pirate Certificate that the PE department at MIT gives out. You have to take, and pass, the sailing, pistol marksmanship, and fencing activities.

Rum and sodomy?

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (QrTqV)

274 How is a MAGA hat a symbol of exclusion?

I'm pretty sure that the Spin Doctors wrote this song about him...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXWbMu4PtpE

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (HaL55)

275 263 Tim Pool invited to white house summit.



Posted by: Off the reservation at July 09, 2019 05:26 PM (vWMNq)

I want to see Styhexenhammer at the White House.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 05:47 PM (xPl2J)

And Razorfist

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (bcbK8)

276 ''Golden puppies, bunches of them.

Best livestream ever.''

Great stress relievers, puppies.

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (jm1YL)

277 262 Don't cut me out. if you go down to the local voter registry office you'll still find me registered as a Democrat.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 05:42 PM (+0VWg)


Not good you know not good they same people back home

Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (WSVNe)

278 all 35+ yo cat ladies

What about neko-girls nyah?

----
or the slight chunk, frizzy haired, brunette, athiest liberal gals who work at gender centric NGO. yeah, I'll take the "L" on that one.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (JziUy)

279
Judge blocks Justice Department from changing Lawyers in the Census question case?

WTF?

Judges have the power to decide who your LAWYER IS????



Judges can go lawyer-shopping?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

280 So Zack is a Zek. Canal duty beckons.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (wBOVh)

281 "I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion..."

There you have it. He's all inclusion, she's all exclusion, though he's the one getting all judgy and putting conditions on her apparel and making subjective (and idiotic) assertions that "Making America Great Again" somehow symbolizes "exclusion."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (H8QX8)

282 Some dude on the floor just called a woman Tubby McFukstick and ..

I think he deserves some awesome bonus points for that, regardless of the circumstances!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)

283 I'm just going to plagiarize some good people that comment here:

I can't even

Sigh

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 05:49 PM (OuKaw)

284 Boils down to, we want to control what normal people see and hear, so they can only hear OUR side of things.

So we can normalize abnormal behavior.

OK then.
Posted by: Don Q.


I'm old enough to know better. Good luck.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:49 PM (ATv6t)

285 The pirate certification PE classes at MIT are the only PE classes I've ever heard of that seem worth while.

Now I wish I would have gone there.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 09, 2019 05:49 PM (MC5xf)

286 "I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion..."

----

that's teacher, you really teach me good.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:49 PM (JziUy)

287 If the "B"in LGBQT stands for "bi" doesn't that imply there are only two genders?
---
And there's no P for PANSEXUAL!

H8TERS!

Posted by: Lando! at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (DuZls)

288 If the left had already taken over 'everything' as they eventually will if we don't defeat them, he would have tortured this poor girl and murdered her. Because that's who he really is she probably dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Eromero at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (UUkQp)

289 Of course it is! That's why publius and I read it and quoted it before you did!

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:46 PM (aXucN)

And I put it in the body of the post so everyone can read its pompous glory.


[Insert another Bronx Cheer]



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (wYseH)

290 I've been dumped by almost every formerly close friend who's a liberal. Liberalism's really a religion of hatred and judgment.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (NMAzL)

291 Here's a listing of all the pride flags and their meanings:

https://tinyurl.com/y3me695u


My personal fave is the Rubber Pride flag, which "...reflects the sensory, sensual, and mental passion we have for rubber."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (kQs4Y)

292 [Insert Bronx Cheer]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM


Two, four, six, eight!
Who's the World Champion team we love to hate?

Goooooooo Red Sox!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (29JJG)

293 I had to correct my daughters and wife.

Posted by: Grady, Overlook Hotel Groundskeeper at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (RJcOX)

294 "I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol of inclusion is in no way comparable to objecting to a symbol of exclusion..."
---
He misspelled "arbitrary dogma".

Posted by: Lando! at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (DuZls)

295 256
I like the Pirate Certificate that the PE department at MIT gives out. You have to take, and pass, the sailing, pistol marksmanship, and fencing activities.

What about drinking rum?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 05:45 PM (TAmPV)

Legend is that Napoleon started the Modern Pentathalon.

Shooting, Sabre, running, swimming, and riding horses.

It was all the abilities needed to be a courier for his army.

Note, George Patton went to the Olympics in the Modern Pentathalon.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (NgKpN)

296 I've been dumped by almost every formerly close friend who's a liberal. Liberalism's really a religion of hatred and judgment.

----

there's no hate like that of a liberal. Probably why when they get in charge they have no problem massacring 1/3 their nation's population.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (JziUy)

297 Judge blocks Justice Department from changing Lawyers in the Census question case?
WTF?
Judges have the power to decide who your LAWYER IS????
Judges can go lawyer-shopping?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

Now this Judge is just fucking with them because he can.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)

298 I was going to go to MIT, but I wasn't smart enough.

Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (MVjcR)

299 287
If the "B"in LGBQT stands for "bi" doesn't that imply there are only two genders?

---

And there's no P for PANSEXUAL!



H8TERS!

Posted by: Lando! at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (DuZls)

And S for straight-up slutty hosebeast?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (t6MX/)

300 To be fair she's a disruptive, incompetent ass. But as a gay woman they could find out she's a serial
Killer And they wouldn't fire her.

But there is no excuse to lose it.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (MAv19)

301 I've been dumped by almost every formerly close friend who's a liberal. Liberalism's really a religion of hatred and judgment.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (NMAzL)
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He will not divide us!

Posted by: Shia LeBoof at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (DuZls)

302
There you have it. He's all inclusion, she's all exclusion, though he's the one getting all judgy and putting conditions on her apparel and making subjective (and idiotic) assertions that "Making America Great Again" somehow symbolizes "exclusion."



Yes. They only argue on their own terms.

First thing to do is reject their premise. Stop letting them debate from their Fantasyland where they're angels and you're devils from the very start.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (oVJmc)

303 So NBC News came out with a story about Mitch McConnell's great great grandfather owning slaves in an attempt to paint that as his sole reason for opposing reparations.

No word on any of the DemonRat Party's 200 year history of racism, KKK, and state sanctioned murder of African Americans.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (NoKAc)

304 he would have tortured this poor girl and murdered her.

For her own good.

Posted by: t-bird at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (QrTqV)

305 I've been dumped by almost every formerly close friend who's a liberal. Liberalism's really a religion of hatred and judgment.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (NMAzL)
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It really is, Miley. Luckily, you have publius, and us.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (aXucN)

306 287 If the "B"in LGBQT stands for "bi" doesn't that imply there are only two genders?
---
And there's no P for PANSEXUAL!

H8TERS!
Posted by: Lando! at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (DuZls)

If LGBQT is all about inclusion, then where is the H for Heterosexual?

Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (NgKpN)

307 Yeah, burn down the universities - Every single one of them.

Posted by: Quilp at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (Bf3hj)

308 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (NMAzL)

Sorry to hear that. That sounds difficult.

I haven't been dumped by any of my liberal friends-generally because we never talk about politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (+0VWg)

309 Apparently this anime short was inspired by Ah-Ha's "Take on Me." There is not one word of dialog. So just look at the pretty moving pictures.

https://youtu.be/-S5qq2iiKFQ

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (VFi6u)

310 ""I corrected her. . . I corrected her again. . ."


He's lucky if she didn't tell him "No" along with a lot of colorful phrasing for GFY.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (bDqIh)

311 Nelson Munoz says: "Ha-ha!"

Posted by: Titus Justus at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (cti/C)

312 he would have tortured this poor girl and murdered her.


Was she a big girl? Roomy?

Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (fK4Z3)

313 I bet he has had a lot of people hold him down and fart on his head.

Posted by: jsg at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (D5htP)

314 This is hilarious.

Posted by: Chris M at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (eAZVt)

315 Goooooooo Red Sox!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (29JJG)

Yeah...really covering themselves in glory this year. Two games behind the second wildcard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (wYseH)

316 remember, he corrected her and he writes a newsletter. He's trying to become internet famous as a liberal pundit.

well, he's famous now.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (JziUy)

317 My personal fave is the Rubber Pride flag, which "...reflects the sensory, sensual, and mental passion we have for rubber."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (kQs4Y

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I dunno... I'm partial to the "Pony Flag" m'self.

Can't wait til I see one of those flying around Denver. It's only a matter of time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (AzW6q)

318 Now this Judge is just fucking with them because he can.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)
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He really can't. We're getting into one branch of government that claims to oversee "coequal branches of government" acting as the boss.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (DuZls)

319 I was going to go to MIT, but I wasn't smart enough.
Posted by: Weasel at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (MVjcR)


I was too smart. They were intimidated.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (aS1PU)

320 This story is as true as Jussie being attacked by MAGA hat wearing white guys.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (B1ik8)

321 Allowing conservative opinions and concepts in public is not who we are.

Posted by: Ripley at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (Z1Oof)

322 One must have a heart of stone, etc., etc.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (V38Xw)

323 MUNTZ! Sorry, horde.

Posted by: Titus Justus at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (cti/C)

324
My personal fave is the Rubber Pride flag, which "...reflects the sensory, sensual, and mental passion we have for rubber."


Yes, I have to allow YOU to celebrate your own self-indulgent obsession with a physical material as some fundamental dimension of your value as a human fucking being.

Grow up, Alice.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (oVJmc)

325 Eris...

Rubber Pride Flag? Not clicking, is there a Silicone Pride Flag also?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (VFi6u)

326 Many Blue as blue can get states might as well vote Democrat in primary just to mess up the works.

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (BbGew)

327 291 Here's a listing of all the pride flags and their meanings:

https://tinyurl.com/y3me695u


My personal fave is the Rubber Pride flag, which "...reflects the sensory, sensual, and mental passion we have for rubber."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (kQs4Y)

Please tell me those aren't real.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (Ez6QX)

328 Hetero is the H in H8ters.

don'tchano.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (0OmEj)

329 remember, he corrected her and he writes a newsletter. He's trying to become internet famous as a liberal pundit.

well, he's famous now.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (JziUy)


That's in-famous. Same thing.

Posted by: The 3 Amigos at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (aS1PU)

330 I dunno... I'm partial to the "Pony Flag" m'self.

Can't wait til I see one of those flying around Denver. It's only a matter of time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (AzW6q)
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Don't you have teh Demon Horse in Denver?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (kQs4Y)

331 Remember Barack's Teleprompter blog? Someone should start up a similar thing as Trump's MAGA hat. It could be placed on liberals' heads and it could speak like the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter.

Posted by: Mainah at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (m0CLK)

332 303
So NBC News came out with a story about Mitch McConnell's great great
grandfather owning slaves in an attempt to paint that as his sole reason
for opposing reparations.



No word on any of the DemonRat Party's 200 year history of racism, KKK, and state sanctioned murder of African Americans.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (NoKAc)

Cocaine Mitch Slapback: There are two things I have in common with Bronco. We oppose reparations AND our ancestors owned slaves.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 05:55 PM (t6MX/)

333 ''I bet he has had a lot of people hold him down and fart on his head.''

Please. Please. A little decorum here. That is not an image I want in my head at dinner time.

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:55 PM (jm1YL)

334 My personal fave is the Rubber Pride flag, which "...reflects the sensory, sensual, and mental passion we have for rubber."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (kQs4Y)


*looks at rubber bands in desk drawer* *feels nothing*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

335 318 Now this Judge is just fucking with them because he can.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)
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He really can't. We're getting into one branch of government that claims to oversee "coequal branches of government" acting as the boss.
Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:53 PM (DuZls)

I'd LOVE it if AG Barr showed up in his court, for this case.

Please Judge, throw out the Attorney General of the United States.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:55 PM (NgKpN)

336 I haven't been dumped by my liberal friends - because I don't have any.

I do have a couple lib relatives, I don't bring up anything political around them, and they damn well know not to bring up anything like that if I'm around.

I have one bro-in-law in Portland, he used to go on and on about overpopulation. I was on the point of forcing him to agree that white people had to band together to get rid of all of the surplus brown and black babies when he realized he better never talk to me about that one again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)

337 Go ahead and click on the link, Anna! How else will you see the glories of the Polyamory or Pony Play flags?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (kQs4Y)

338
Don't you have teh Demon Horse in Denver?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (kQs4Y)

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Oh lord. A terrible sign of things to come. There will be moonlight rituals by the airport which defy the laws of G-d and man alike.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (AzW6q)

339 Remember the school flag from the sitcom Community?


Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (B1ik8)

340 Denver?

Pony Bronco Flag would be the next step.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (VFi6u)

341 He was too low-T to work for Vox.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (oVJmc)

342 309 Apparently this anime short was inspired by Ah-Ha's "Take on Me." There is not one word of dialog. So just look at the pretty moving pictures.

https://youtu.be/-S5qq2iiKFQ
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (VFi6u)

Robot Carnival? And oldie but a goodie!

And, ah, much more safe for work than other works from Japan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (bcbK8)

343 ''Remember Barack's Teleprompter blog? Someone should start up a similar thing as Trump's MAGA hat. It could be placed on liberals' heads and it could speak like the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter.''

MAGA hat needs his own Twitter account.

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (jm1YL)

344 He's lucky if she didn't tell him "No" along with a lot of colorful phrasing for GFY.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (bDqIh)
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I don't know if you glanced at his "newsletter," but he went off on her because of a picture she posted on her Facebook of her on the 4th of July, sitting with her little daughter in her lap, and wearing a MAGA hat. It wasn't anything she did to try to provoke him. This just came across his feed and so enraged him that he had to teach her a painful lesson.

Honestly, she must be doing backflips that she doesn't have to pretend to be nice to this jerk anymore.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (aXucN)

345 What emotionally healthy woman wouldn't choose a hat over him?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (eAMlh)

346 There you have it. He's all inclusion, she's all exclusion, though he's
the one getting all judgy and putting conditions on her apparel and
making subjective (and idiotic) assertions that "Making America Great
Again" somehow symbolizes "exclusion."


I have never been able to grok all the Leftards that constantly and consistently read something into a situation that just isn't there, like in this example.


How the fuck does that symbolize exclusion of any type? I've never heard anyone explain that, ever. They just say it and it magically becomes true somehow. Are these people all Harry Potter or something?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (HaL55)

347 Probably already said, but one could reason he chose excluding the hat over keeping her.

If anyone of you thinks you hate violence more than I do, well, you had better have a knife.

Posted by: Denny Crane at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (n02eW)

348 So, are you 'just born' with a rubber fetish?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (oVJmc)

349 ""I corrected her. . . I corrected her again. . ."


He's lucky if she didn't tell him "No" along with a lot of colorful phrasing for GFY.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (bDqIh)
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Is it "Mansplaining" if you're gay?

I mean it *should* be. Because a "gay man" is a man who has a different sexual preference--that's what defines "gay" (as apart from L). And he's "correcting" a female, like a straight male would.

So, it would be called "mansplainin'", wouldn't it? He still has whatever testosterone he has, and that makes him dismiss females.


Nice mansplainin', toots!

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (DuZls)

350 *looks at rubber bands in desk drawer* *feels nothing*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)
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You've been made to feel ashamed. Be your own true bad self, girlfiend!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (kQs4Y)

351 285 The pirate certification PE classes at MIT are the only PE classes I've ever heard of that seem worth while.

Now I wish I would have gone there.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at July 09, 2019 05:49 PM (MC5xf)


You write letter You write letter for Mark
You write letter for Reprisal
I fix

You write letter now

Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (WSVNe)

352 My personal fave is the Rubber Pride flag, which "...reflects the sensory, sensual, and mental passion we have for rubber."
Posted by: All Hail Eris


Pony Flag.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (ATv6t)

353 I haven't been dumped by liberal friends but I've dumped a few of them!

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (dUJdY)

354 A Goomba named Joseph saladino AKA Joey salads announced his candidacy for congressman in District of Staten Island he is suing AOC for blocking him on Twitter sighting the Court's ruling on Trump not allowed to block tweets

Posted by: Hey you got a problem with that at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (UnGgc)

355 I like "girl-fiend" and decided not to correct.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:58 PM (kQs4Y)

356 I have one bro-in-law in Portland, he used to go on and on about overpopulation. I was on the point of forcing him to agree that white people had to band together to get rid of all of the surplus brown and black babies when he realized he better never talk to me about that one again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)

One of my favorite arguments.

OK Left, you say there are too many people, and we need to limit population growth.

Then why the hell are you for unlimited IMMIGRATION?

Posted by: Don Q. at July 09, 2019 05:58 PM (NgKpN)

357 Judge blocks Justice Department from changing Lawyers in the Census question case?


AG W. Barr: lolgf.

White House: You have made your ruling. Now enforce it.

Posted by: Joe Mama at July 09, 2019 05:58 PM (x5Tn4)

358 well, that was thing about living in DC, at least during the early days of W. There was a detente between the clans because, well, the GOP ran the town and it's kind of hard to be at war with people you're going to work with. Especially as every 2 years the balance of power changes.

But the NGO invasion gave liberal assholery a protected breeding ground.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 05:58 PM (JziUy)

359 ''You've been made to feel ashamed. Be your own true bad self, girlfiend! ''

Go ahead and snap that sucker.

Posted by: Tuna at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (jm1YL)

360 Dear Lord.

There's a "pony flag." For people who wear ears and pull carts or something.

Dear SMOD....we are unworthy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

361 So does the silicone pride flag cover Real Dolls?

Posted by: ERF at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (NxG7K)

362 Here's a listing of all the pride flags and their meanings:

https://tinyurl.com/y3me695u


My personal fave is the Rubber Pride flag, which "...reflects the sensory, sensual, and mental passion we have for rubber."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (kQs4Y)


LOL.

These queers are really obsessed with meaningless flags.

I hate to break it to the genius behind the polyamory flag but pi is not an "infinite number".

It's not surprising that people obsessed with burning the American flag would be so insane about creating flags of their own ... as if anyone gave a shit about them or these flags ...

It would also be nice if people started to learn what the word "pride" actually means. They abuse "pride" the same way they abuse "phobia" ... and pretty much every other word, when it comes down to it.

These are the most pathetic people ever. Someone needs to shove them back in the closet where they belong. Seriously. THey are insane freaks.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (bOCwl)

363 DawsonSField @DawsonSField
1m
Kaboom!

The only new discussion was Glenn Simpson perjuring himself twice about Felix Sater before the committee. Sater says Simpson did it because he was working for Natalia Veselnatskia earlier than we have been lead to believe. That Simpson is the Russian Collusion!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (BqBId)

364 >>I don't know if you glanced at his "newsletter," but he went off on her because of a picture she posted on her Facebook of her on the 4th of July, sitting with her little daughter in her lap, and wearing a MAGA hat. It wasn't anything she did to try to provoke him. This just came across his feed and so enraged him that he had to teach her a painful lesson.


Wow, that makes his behavior worse.
Anyone who feels to take a cute holiday picture and turn it into an opportunity to lecture, then give an ultimatum to and then publicly shame is not a friend.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (bDqIh)

365 Lords of Light!

Posted by: Thundaar the Barbarian at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (HQx/J)

366 I don't want to know what a Pony Flag is.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (aXucN)

367 How the fuck does that symbolize exclusion of any type? I've never heard anyone explain that, ever. They just say it and it magically becomes true somehow. Are these people all Harry Potter or something?


They use jargon. More powerful than terminology because it obscures meaning.

If they say the right incantations, they win.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (oVJmc)

368 So, are you 'just born' with a rubber fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



It started with the slap on the ass from the doctor's gloved hand.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (ATv6t)

369 348 So, are you 'just born' with a rubber fetish?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (oVJmc)
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If your life in the big bad world begins with a slap on the behind by a latex-gloved hand, maybe it does.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (kQs4Y)

370 331 Remember Barack's Teleprompter blog? Someone should start up a similar thing as Trump's MAGA hat. It could be placed on liberals' heads and it could speak like the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter.
Posted by: Mainah at July 09, 2019 05:54 PM (m0CLK)

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TOTUS was hilarious and now way that could be done today, because the guy would receive innumerable death threats.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (qC1Sy)

371 I corrected her


What a narcissistic douche.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (+X3bt)

372 *looks at rubber bands in desk drawer* *feels nothing*



Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 05:55 PM (ptqGC)

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You've been made to feel ashamed. Be your own true bad self, girlfiend!



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (kQs4Y)


I'm embracing my inner fiend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

373 Posted by: Hey you got a problem with that at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (UnGgc)


You very American man Fill AOCs twitter box
Judge sayso

Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (WSVNe)

374 I hate to break it to the genius behind the polyamory flag but pi is not an "infinite number".
...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (bOCwl)


It's just irrational.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (aS1PU)

375 Barr's position can now be that they were blocked from presenting their appeal to the lower court, so they'll run with it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

376 353: Me too, and usually they announced that they would tolerate no Trump support, even in MY home. They found themselves disinvited from gatherings . Seriously, how dare they set conditions, then get pissed over a rescinded invitation. Assholes.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (U7k5w)

377
How the fuck does that symbolize exclusion of any type? I've never heard anyone explain that, ever. They just say it and it magically becomes true somehow. Are these people all Harry Potter or something?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 05:57 PM (HaL55)
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That's just it. You have to be an initiate to that type of thinking. It's actually so tight and circular that people *outside* the group can't relate, and you are excluding them by demanding reasonings and definitions only held by the initiates.

So it is by definition a closed system--and now he's excluding people based on a closed and group-defined standard.

But, as I've said a number of times today. He just can't see himself as "that type of person", so he doesn't.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (DuZls)

378
If they say the right incantations, they win.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (oVJmc)

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In ancient Rome, you could ruin someone's public life by intoning "gay."

In Salem by intoning "witch."

In modern America by intoning "racist."

Things never change.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (AzW6q)

379 >>Dear Lord.

There's a "pony flag." For people who wear ears and pull carts or something.



Uh, did these people think "Let your freak flag fly!" was a serious bit of advice?

Why does anyone need a flag that ID's their sexual kink preferences?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (bDqIh)

380 Marc Anthony Edwards, except for "Clouds" Robot Carnival still holds up. Never could grasp "Cloud."

Probably the greatest short in the movie - https://youtu.be/xukD1FNOZkM

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (VFi6u)

381 I had Zack Fords girlfriend screaming my name from the bedroom like she never had before....."Oh MAGA Hat, OH MAGA Hat!"

Posted by: The MAGA hat at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (cCxiu)

382 Anyone who feels to take a cute holiday picture and turn it into an opportunity to lecture, then give an ultimatum to and then publicly shame is not a friend.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (bDqIh)

And not just that, he demanded that she personally apologize to HIM for posting an innocent picture on her own page.

what a whiny little bitch he is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (Kpl3J)

383 What has Trump done that the gays hate him so?

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

384 America 2.0 kidna sucks. As Ace points out, America 3.0 when Texas goes hard blue in about 5 years, is going to be down right evil.

You guys who missed out on America 1.0 have no idea what it's like to be free and, to be honest, able to tell liberal fuckwads to fuck off without reprisal from corporations, NGOs, police, etc.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (JziUy)

385 >> I don't want to know what a Pony Flag is.

I'll show you were I fly mine.

Posted by: Action News Shep! at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (f1Vqw)

386 I don't care much about legislating I'm in it to meet Ivanka Trump What a fine piece of braciole!

Posted by: Joey Salads at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (UnGgc)

387 Wow, that makes his behavior worse.
Anyone who feels to take a cute holiday picture and turn it into an opportunity to lecture, then give an ultimatum to and then publicly shame is not a friend.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (bDqIh)
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He was calling out "bad behavior" (again, as defined within the group that defines it that way).

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (DuZls)

388 I gave my friend an ultimatum. I told her I wouldn't
unfriend her so long as . . . .

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 09, 2019 05:33 PM (f1Vqw)

I have altered the deal. Pray that I don't alter it further.

Posted by: Darth MAGA Hat at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (t6MX/)

389 And not just that, he demanded that she personally apologize to HIM for posting an innocent picture on her own page.

what a whiny little bitch he is.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Bottom bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (ATv6t)

390 "Okay, here's my ultimatum--"


"ha ha ha ha - (click - dialtone)"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (oVJmc)

391 Under president Bootyjudge the pony flag will fly at all of our embassies.

Posted by: Mark1971 at July 09, 2019 06:03 PM (xPl2J)

392 Zach Parkinson @AZachParkinson
5m
Less than 30 months into office, President Trump has now appointed nearly 1 out of every 4 U.S. circuit court judges

An incredible accomplishment in appointing conservative and constitutionalist judges

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 09, 2019 06:03 PM (BqBId)

393 During my visit to Albuquerque I found that my 82 yr old mother, a lifelong conservative republican, was severely never Trump. Found out she only watches CNN, got to deprogram mom as soon as I move there

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:03 PM (PBiu3)

394
What has Trump done that the gays hate him so?

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)


He's hired many of them to work in his hotels and golf resorts.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:03 PM (TAmPV)

395 Me too, and usually they announced that they would tolerate no Trump support, even in MY home.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:00 PM (U7k5w)
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Are you serious? People actually told you that you were not allowed to support Trump in your own home? I hope you laughed.

It amazes me that people can be so self-absorbed that they think they can make demands like that and that people will hasten to acquiesce.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (aXucN)

396 What has Trump done that the gays hate him so?

Not a fucking thing. The whole Trump hates gays was made up out of whole cloth by the disgusting lying media.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (dUJdY)

397 The pride flag is a symbol of inclusion? So if I showed up at a pride rally carrying a crucifix in one hand and an Israeli flag in the other, I'd be included?

Don't answer that. We already know the answer. The answer is no.

Inclusion vs exclusion is bullshit. All people on the planet include certain people and exclude others. Law abiding Americans, for example, exclude illegal immigrants. Not because they want them dead, but because they want them to follow the damn law. Homosexuals and transgenders exclude normal people, such as Christians, because they want to be total degenerates and any reminder of morals causes them to implode.

Nobody is perfectly inclusive, and nobody should even try to be. It's a ridiculous standard. Get off your high horse, Zack.

Posted by: CPT11A at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (5659K)

398 What has Trump done that the gays hate him so?

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)


He cut trannies out of the military. When the military won't even take anyone with diabetes, because daily insulin injections, why would they take men/women who also need constant medications for their transformations?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC)

399 and yeah, the MAGA hat is exclusionary. We voted for trump because of immigration, the wall, and kicking out foreigners.

But, you know, that's normal.

The left is literally holding a world-wide search for new voters who are dumb enough to vote for them. Yeah, I suppose that's inclusive, if you ignore how they actually treat people already here...folks who are deplorable without chance of redemption. No, that's not exclusionary, it's genocidal.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (JziUy)

400 Rebs is exactly right.

And yeah, really, it's not the HAT. All of those people bleating about the HAT and assuring anyone that they are free to have a different opinion about anything just not wear the HAT. The hat just means that you like the president. That's *a different political opinion* that you just claimed you didn't have a problem with.

It's about control. It's about making someone choose. It's the abusive boyfriend or controlling parent. It's about bending the knee.

And yeah, the guy no longer has enough in common to have a relationship with his childhood friend. DUR.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (BD/yx)

401 Why does anyone need a flag that ID's their sexual kink preferences?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (bDqIh)

^^^This X 1000. Someone's sex life is, absolutely, one of the things I don't want to know about them.

Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (Fm81C)

402 It really is, Miley. Luckily, you have publius, and us.



Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (aXucN)

It's true - God save the Horde!
I'm very grateful to be in the bosom of Publius' family. His father is a Ford man, so he also approves of my Mustang.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (NMAzL)

403 POINT OF ORDER!

A close reading of the text indicates that this was a girl he knew in *high school.*
Not his girlfriend.

More like a girl he desperately wanted and never got who has moved on with her life.

Meanwhile, he sulks in perpetual failure, awash in soymilk.

This entire episode is him *pretending* to dump her even though he'd give his left nut for a smooch on the cheek from her.

He is the ne plus ultra of incel losers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)

404 Bootyjudge is new VP
Pook a Hotness is new Prez

Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (WSVNe)

405 Me too, and usually they announced that they would tolerate no Trump support, even in MY home.

Posted by: CN


Motherfucking moving van would have been out front the next morning and I'd have been loading their shit onto it.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (ATv6t)

406 Tinfoilbaby.. if you haved moved to ABQ by next summer let me know and we can meet up for a drink o something! I will be visting my daughter again in June.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY)

407 383 What has Trump done that the gays hate him so?
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

What has Trump done that NeverTrumpers hate him so?

well I guess those groups overlap for the most part.

(p.s. I want to add that I personally have a couple very conservative friends here who are gay, and they love Trump)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 09, 2019 06:06 PM (Kpl3J)

408 Goooooooo Red Sox!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 05:50 PM (29JJG)

Yeah...really covering themselves in glory this year. Two games behind the second wildcard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Cut them some slack.

They are tired from coming back from 3 games down to the Yankees in the ALCS in 2004 and winning the World Series that year, and winning the WS in 2007 and again in 2013 and then of course beating the Yankees again in 2018 on the way to winning the WS.

Those trophies are heavy, and the DUKW boat rides and parades through Boston can be exhausting.

Not to mention the added stress of watching the Patriots win 6 Shper Bowls over the last 20 years.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2019 06:06 PM (NoKAc)

409 383 What has Trump done that the gays hate him so?
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

Chose Pence as his VP.

Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:06 PM (Fm81C)

410
It amazes me that people can be so self-absorbed that they think they can make demands like that and that people will hasten to acquiesce.
Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (aXucN)

------

They don't think that.

They hate you and want to end the relationship, but set up a situation where you have to pull the trigger on it, thus absolving them of any guilt or self-doubt for being such a shitty person.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:06 PM (AzW6q)

411 Who in the Hell is flying these freak flags?

( I was picturing a my little pony flag)

Posted by: Skip at July 09, 2019 06:06 PM (BbGew)

412
Why does anyone need a flag that ID's their sexual kink preferences?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (bDqIh)


How are you supposed to let your freak flag fly if you don't have a freak flag?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (TAmPV)

413 This entire episode is him *pretending* to dump her even though he'd give his left nut for a smooch on the cheek from her.

He is the ne plus ultra of incel losers.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


He's a Zeta. Last in line behind the other 6 billion people on the planet.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (ATv6t)

414 What gays and womens have in common?

Hi maintenance.

Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (WSVNe)

415 Has David French unfriended Ace? I mean that would hurt, wouldn't it?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (eAMlh)

416 The phrase for the day is "false equivalency"

Your assignment- use it in a sentence.


Coherently.

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (mvenn)

417 CN, the door would definitely hit them in the ass on the way out.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (OuKaw)

418 If your life in the big bad world begins with a slap on the behind by a latex-gloved hand, maybe it does.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM


No 'ron on this board like to hear the 'snap' of a rubber glove being adjusted.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (29JJG)

419 he sounds like a world class asshole.

also, he sounds like a fag and his shit is all retarded

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (U4Yo6)

420 I've always liked you, Sharkman.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (aXucN)

421 Ahh... I had forgotten about that Jane.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (dUJdY)

422 What has Trump done that the gays hate him so?
Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
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He has legitimized their political enemies, by allowing a hearing of conservative politics.

For example, he has nominated originalist judges--which just gets in the way of their Utopia. You've seen how much the Constitution has been a hindrance to them--right off the bat it kept the "popular" vote from determining who's president.

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (DuZls)

423 I haven't been dumped by any of my liberal friends-generally because we never talk about politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 05:52 PM (+0VWg)

Even weather is political now. And culture. What's left, hon?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (NMAzL)

424 Bad thing is the Pony subset melded to some extent with the MLP:FIM fandom. Hoof boots are worn by some in both.

One to cosplay. Other to be more like a horse in harness to pull a cart. Zombie has a photo of a guy in Rainbow Dash sleep wear sitting in a cart being pulled by a Pony Girl.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (VFi6u)

425 >>And not just that, he demanded that she personally apologize to HIM for posting an innocent picture on her own page.


Dear Zack,
I am sorry I met you. Let pretend I didn't.
Buh-bye!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (bDqIh)

426 "We've been friends forever. I was there when you came "out". You know me and know what I believe. So *maybe* the HAT means something normal and you should reconsider your fantasy oppression."

"No."

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (BD/yx)

427 I'm very grateful to be in the bosom of Publius' family. His father is a Ford man, so he also approves of my Mustang.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM


****

Soooo....Mustang Miley!
Wasn't there a song about that?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (axyOa)

428 401 Why does anyone need a flag that ID's their sexual kink preferences?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 06:01 PM (bDqIh)

^^^This X 1000. Someone's sex life is, absolutely, one of the things I don't want to know about them.
Posted by: annem at July 09, 2019 06:05 PM (Fm81C)

Unless they're hot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (bcbK8)

429 During my visit to Albuquerque I found that my 82 yr old mother, a lifelong conservative republican, was severely never Trump. Found out she only watches CNN, got to deprogram mom as soon as I move there

Tell her Trump likes Chile. Just don't mention it's the country.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (+X3bt)

430 They told you that in YOUR home?

Yeah, fuck that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (kZO4S)

431 Wow, that makes his behavior worse.
Anyone who feels to take a cute holiday picture and turn it into an opportunity to lecture, then give an ultimatum to and then publicly shame is not a friend.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 09, 2019 05:59 PM (bDqIh)


Remember, back when Bronco Bama was running the rodeo, that pajama-clad soy boy sipping a cup of hot cocoa and telling people to 'discuss ObamaCare with your family this Thanksgiving'?

A proggie never met a missed opportunity to lecture.

Posted by: RickZ at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (Y8PSl)

432 What has Trump done that the gays hate him so?


Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)

Of the three gay people I know best, two are fervent Trump supporters and one hates his guts, but not because Trump has done anything in particular to gays.

I think that what looks like a unified stance is simply the power of the professional homosexual organizations, which are superbly organized and an arm of the American Left.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (wYseH)

433 One of the responses on Twitter was by a guy who said he and his BFF would talk for two hours a day on the phone, and texted each other hundreds of times.

After the 2016 election she was extremely upset and he asked her why.

He never heard from her again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

434 P-O-W-E-R Bottom!!!

I can totally see this faggot storming the beaches at Normandy... NOT.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (pw+jk)

435 he sounds like a world class asshole.

also, he sounds like a fag and his shit is all retarded
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (U4Yo6)


Finally. I'm glad someone had the guts to say it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)

436 "I corrected her again, explaining that objecting to a symbol [re: pride flag] of inclusion ...."
There is no representation of heterosexuals in the pride flag. Therefore, it is a symbol of exclusion, not inclusion.

Posted by: Dusty at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (p8CaB)

437 I just donated $50 to the Trump campaign and they said they'd send me a MAGA hat. Mrs. Old Blue is worried what might happen to me should I wear it in public.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (VNmG1)

438 395: I laughed, and told them to find another place to park their asses on Thanksgiving weekends. They liked to stay here, eat free, and then go back and forth to NYC for entertainment. Really. They initially announced they'd stay in a hotel, but ultimately never left Buffalo. Their stupidity carried a high tag as they also could not unload the tickets they bought for a couple shows.

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (U7k5w)

439 Moonbats Plan To Storm Area 51 Looking To Free Imprisoned Space Aliens

-
Space Aliens are people too! ( Kind of)

Hey hey ho ho!
Space wall's got to go!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)

440 Future America will be a sad, sad place. Soon.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (fYi9j)

441 How the fuck does that symbolize exclusion of any type? I've never heard anyone explain that, ever. They just say it and it magically becomes true somehow. Are these people all Harry Potter or something?

How to claim Trump is racist and exclusionary in three easy steps:

1. Trump is against open borders, so he must be against icky brown people.

2. Trump said there were good people on both sides at Charlottesville, that means he was praising the white supremacists.

3. Trump ran for President on the Republican ticket.

ergo, racist.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (9t0Zz)

442 Do they make pudding flags? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (t6MX/)

443 He demanded his female friend choose between his sissy ass and her MAGA hat.

The MAGA hat won. And it wasn't even close.


****

Sniff...sniff...

**wipes tears from eyes**

Gawd I love a happy ending!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (axyOa)

444 The phrase for the day is "false equivalency"

Your assignment- use it in a sentence.

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (mvenn)
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There was this friend named Lance, and he had a way of storing arrows in a padded bra.

ANd I said "That's a Falsie quiver, Lancey".

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (DuZls)

445 Afterwords, Zach Ford really snapped back at his former pretend online acquaince, tweeting, "Plus she has a vagina in real life... gross!"

Posted by: runninrebel at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (mQoUp)

446 He cut trannies out of the military. When the military won't even take anyone with diabetes, because daily insulin injections, why would they take men/women who also need constant medications for their transformations?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 09, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC)


Not mentioning the mental disorders that have them at a ridiculously high suicide rate.....

Posted by: Sponge at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (Zz0t1)

447
I've always liked you, Sharkman.

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (aXucN)

I question your taste.

[Cue lecture on regression to the mean]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (wYseH)

448 That hat must have looked like Secretariat coming down the homestretch.

Posted by: Gobagoo at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (2Ia/C)

449
Of the three gay people I know best, two are fervent Trump supporters and one hates his guts, but not because Trump has done anything in particular to gays.

I think that what looks like a unified stance is simply the power of the professional homosexual organizations, which are superbly organized and an arm of the American Left.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 06:08 PM (wYseH)

------

Yeah, I've only had one gay friend close enough to talk about politics, and while he moved before the election, I'm sure he voted Trump.

Oddly enough, his opposition to Democrats started over enviro-freak policies about cars. Big car guy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (AzW6q)

450 Somebody needs to manufacture and market steel-lined MAGA hats, like John Steed's bowler.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (eAMlh)

451 Trump is more pro-gay than any previous president including all the Democrat ones. But he's a "I really don't care what you do" pro-gay.

And it doesn't matter what any Republican actually thinks about anything, it only matters what they're accused of.

Take McCain... pro-choice. Him and his whole family. And they still trotted out all the "War on Women" stuff.

Because truth doesn't matter.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at July 09, 2019 06:11 PM (BD/yx)

452 437
I just donated $50 to the Trump campaign and they said they'd send me a
MAGA hat. Mrs. Old Blue is worried what might happen to me should I wear
it in public.


Posted by: Old Blue at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (VNmG1)

1. Carry and be adept at using it and your phone's video camera.

2. Post here.

3. ??
4. Profit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 09, 2019 06:11 PM (t6MX/)

453 "my girls, sir, they didn't care for the overlook at first. one of them even stole a pack of matches and tried to burn it down. but i corrected them, sir. and when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, i corrected her."

delbert grady

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at July 09, 2019 06:11 PM (Pg+x7)

454 436: Well put. I'm sure they'd pull ravelry tricks and say heterosexual deserve to feel marginalized, like the poor delusional pretend women, but hell with their idiotic rainbow

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:11 PM (U7k5w)

455 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (NMAzL)

Well, we talk about their vacations, their kids looking for jobs, how their spouses and children are doing, how my and their work is going. I work with one of them at the local food pantry so we're too busy to talk about politics.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:11 PM (+0VWg)

456 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (9vQJW)

457 That's just it. You have to be an initiate to that type of thinking.
It's actually so tight and circular that people *outside* the group
can't relate, and you are excluding them by demanding reasonings and definitions only held by the initiates.


Herbert!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (HaL55)

458 I question your taste.

[Cue lecture on regression to the mean]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 09, 2019 06:10 PM (wYseH)
-------

Nice T-shirt weather we've been having on the east coast, isn't it?

Posted by: bluebell at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (aXucN)

459 Miley, the Duchess at July 09, 2019


bows to her Serenity

Posted by: Liong Ho at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (WSVNe)

460 He demanded his female friend "

Yeah, sure.

Oh, he's HER gay friend then?

Ok...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (6qErC)

461 355 I like "girl-fiend" and decided not to correct.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 05:58 PM (kQs4Y)

I...MAY have used the phrase once or twice.

In my defense, I've dated redheads. More than once.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK8)

462 Jewels45 I'm gone from this democrat created disaster in a month or so, sounds good to have a drink with a fellow believer.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (PBiu3)

463 yeah. trump is a bit too gay friendly for my taste.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (JziUy)

464 They don't think that.



They hate you and want to end the relationship, but set up a
situation where you have to pull the trigger on it, thus absolving them
of any guilt or self-doubt for being such a shitty person.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:06 PM (AzW6q)

---
Disagree. This guy was a thirstly beta loser lusting after a girl who he never had a chance with in high school.

For a brief moment - when he saw the MAGA hat - a brief spurt of testosterone emerged from his otherwise useless and dormant sack.

Because that's the power of the Red Hat.

And so he tried his hand at domination game.

Naturally, he failed completely because he was never anything more than a beta-orbiter to this chick.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

465 What profit a man to collect underwear?

Posted by: Jesus at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (DuZls)

466 Why does anyone need a flag that ID's their sexual kink preferences? I

-
Mine is Three Chick Moon.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (+y/Ru)

467 446: And I think asthma is exclusionary as well

Posted by: CN at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (U7k5w)

468 The phrase for the day is "false equivalency"

Your assignment- use it in a sentence.

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (mvenn)
---
There was this friend named Lance, and he had a way of storing arrows in a padded bra.

ANd I said "That's a Falsie quiver, Lancey".

Posted by: Axeman at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM


***

Dang...nailed it!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (axyOa)

469 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 09, 2019 06:12 PM (cfSRQ)

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LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 06:13 PM (AzW6q)

470 He corrected her.

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (tH5fk)

471 Posted by: Old Blue at July 09, 2019 06:09 PM (VNmG1)

Depends on where you live, I suppose. Some guy in his 80s wearing a MAGA got knocked down by some punk in the supermarket about 30 minutes from where I live.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (+0VWg)

472 nood morons

Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (tH5fk)

473 she should have just shot him ... in the end that will be what it takes anyway.


55 million died in WW2, few really "believed in" communsim/fascism. If we would just kill the commies as they reveal themselves now, it would save millions of innocent lives. /halfSarc


The left already uses this logic, except they use it against patriots that they falsely label as WhiteSupremacists for putting God and Country ahead of globalism. Shooting the little fascist may be too much, but a quick knee to the groin was in order ... for such fascist provocation. Girl Power.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (Cus5s)

474 He corrected her.
Posted by: eleven at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (tH5fk)
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And that little girl was himself.

Posted by: Robert Heinlein at July 09, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls)

475 When I was still looking for the future Mrs. Jukin, I could not imagine being this big of a pussy nor having a hat throw so much sand in my pussified vagina.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (pw+jk)

476 Somebody have this girl's phone number? She sounds pretty awesome!

Posted by: Joe Wagner at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (9x6R7)

477 Well, I guess she going to miss out on his upcoming fondue soirée.

But hey, maybe Trigglypuff is still available!

Posted by: RutgersMike at July 09, 2019 06:16 PM (33I1D)

478 Her hat Make America Great Again compared to his hat Have you Hugged a Tree Today? you know the better choice

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 09, 2019 06:17 PM (wGqjj)

479 s Plan To Storm Area 51 Looking To Free Imprisoned Space Aliens


*********

The Border Patrol told them to just drink from. the toilets, but they're aliens, so who knows quite how the imbibe and excrete. Might be perfectly fine where they come from.

Posted by: muldoon at July 09, 2019 06:18 PM (mvenn)

480 Why do they say those things about Trump?

Because they said them about Romney, McCain, Bush, Dole, Bush, Reagan, and Nixon.

They'd have said them about Ford, too, if they'd bothered.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 09, 2019 06:19 PM (oVJmc)

481 I've always liked you, Sharkman.

Posted by: bluebell


And you, bluebell. *fistbump*

Posted by: Sharkman at July 09, 2019 06:26 PM (NoKAc)

482 One to cosplay. Other to be more like a horse in harness to pull a cart. Zombie has a photo of a guy in Rainbow Dash sleep wear sitting in a cart being pulled by a Pony Girl.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 09, 2019 06:07 PM (VFi6u)
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Imagine the photos Zombie won't show us.

Or don't imagine.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 09, 2019 06:30 PM (kQs4Y)

483 You can leave your hat on.

Posted by: Randy Newman at July 09, 2019 06:39 PM (1sNHT)

484 Where the hell is SMOD? Or the damned aliens. Something, anything.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (l9m7l)

485 Show me on the doll where the bad hat touched you.

Posted by: vivi at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (11H2y)

486 Me, I don't want to wear my MAGA hat, because I don't want to deal with assholes.

Mine is on my Trumpy Bear. I will wear it if there is some kind of Antifa protest here, but I live in the Heart of Dixie. So, not likely.

Posted by: Paladin at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (K541N)

487 I chose a bag of pork rinds over Zack Ford

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 09, 2019 06:46 PM (h1jJh)

488 This is why I have no association with anyone I went to high school with.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 09, 2019 06:47 PM (3JbJY)

489 485 Show me on the doll where the bad hat touched you.
Posted by: vivi at July 09, 2019 06:41 PM (11H2y)

=====

Show me on the doll where Joe Biden touched you.

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (3JbJY)

490 Christ, of course I post just as a new article is put up ...

Posted by: Kingsnake at July 09, 2019 06:48 PM (3JbJY)

491 In five years this guy will go on a Twitter tirade over at Feminist Frequency, giving grovelling thanks to their third-wave feminist majesties for giving him the will - nay, the courage - to walk away from a dinner date with a woman who simply couldn't grasp the importance of that of episode of Cheers when the dude comes out of the closet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 09, 2019 05:24 PM (AzW6q)

I doubt it, since Fem Freq is bankrupt.

Posted by: Oldcat at July 09, 2019 06:57 PM (FTPn0)

492 I couldn't live with or tolerate a person who doesn't love and support thus country.

I know some people do, and I always wonder which one the weak fish is.

Posted by: Sooner at July 09, 2019 06:59 PM (VD9sa)

493 Depends on where you live, I suppose. Some guy in
his 80s wearing a MAGA got knocked down by some punk in the supermarket
about 30 minutes from where I live.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 09, 2019 06:14 PM (+0VWg)

Ten minutes from my house. I do all my shopping there every Friday morning. Too bad I didn't witness it.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at July 09, 2019 07:37 PM (8D00I)

494 Yet more evidence that the left is mentally ill. God help us if they are ever permitted near the levers of power again.

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at July 09, 2019 10:14 PM (B85Vs)

495 My Wife and I have been married 45 years, at eighteen she laid down the law.She said, "I will wear what I darn well please and don't even tell me to wear my hair any way but the way I want to wear it." I said, "OK Baby."

Posted by: obsidian at July 10, 2019 11:51 AM (7+yqP)

496 That's what I love about my MAGA Hat. It never asks for a damn thing. It just gives and gives.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at July 10, 2019 12:36 PM (hrHLc)

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