"Beto" O'Rourke Decides to Say the Quiet Part Loud and Crosses the Border Into Mexico to Campaign for Mexican Votes

The Democrats are all doing this, metaphorically. But the rapidly-fading "Beto" decided to make it literal.

Democratic presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke visited Mexico on Sunday and listened to tearful immigrants say they fled Central American violence and turmoil to seek asylum in the U.S., but were turned away at the border.

In his first international trip as a White House hopeful, the former congressman traveled to Ciudad Juarez, across the Rio Grande from his native El Paso, Texas, to meet what his campaign described as "individuals and families directly impacted by Donald Trump’s cruel and inhumane policies."

A fluent Spanish speaker, O'Rourke met around a table at a shelter with immigrants from El Salvador, Honduras and Guatemala, some of whom wept as they told of being denied entry into the U.S. while their asylum claims are processed. Many said they were terrified they’d be sent back to their home countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers.

"Fluent" in Spanish. You all got to hear some of that "fluency" in the debate. Donde esta el casa de Pepe.

The leftwing and the media that serves it weren't upset that Trump was "colluding with Russians." What always maddened them was that Trump was colluding with Americans.

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1 Primo

Posted by: TexasDan at July 01, 2019 12:19 PM (yL25O)

2 LOL GET FUCKED

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2019 12:19 PM (AjVAj)

3 Segundo

Posted by: Her Grace, Honor, Duchess and Steadholder Harrington at July 01, 2019 12:20 PM (MwFQu)

4 La casa de Pepe es aqui.

Did I do alright? Better than Kerry's French at least.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 01, 2019 12:20 PM (Dh1wo)

5 Best part of the piece is confirmation that people were turned away at the border. Yay!

Posted by: Orson at July 01, 2019 12:20 PM (9Z/8K)

6 The idea that because your country sucks, we have some weird obligation to let you into OUR country, so you can Screw ours up, is stupid.

I get angry every time I see a Mexican Flag flying here in California... and there are MANY.

Posted by: Don QQQ at July 01, 2019 12:21 PM (NgKpN)

7 Voto con meo, peones!

Posted by: Beto "Totally Not Irish" O'Rourke at July 01, 2019 12:21 PM (RD7QR)

8 Not surprising. I seem to recall the 0bama admin advertising in Spanish in Mexico about how to sign up for U.S. social programmes.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 01, 2019 12:21 PM (Dh1wo)

9 Gotta keep future constituents in the loop!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 01, 2019 12:22 PM (xqfqx)

10
Will he be serving them E.L Fudge poo on a Ritz taco?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2019 12:22 PM (zBaqJ)

11 I'm sorry, Beto, but you just ordered an old shoe covered in cheese.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2019 12:22 PM (gC2IV)

12 Pee on me?! PEE ON YOU!!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 01, 2019 12:22 PM (Dh1wo)

13 Bailiff, whack him on the pee pee!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2019 12:23 PM (gC2IV)

14 My Spanglish is impeachable.

Posted by: MasterBeto at July 01, 2019 12:23 PM (vtcmf)

15 12 Pee on me?! PEE ON YOU!!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 01, 2019 12:22 PM (Dh1wo)


"Say, what?"

- - Bill Withers

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2019 12:23 PM (zBaqJ)

16 In his first international trip


Heh. I guess my trip to Tijuana was International Reolations.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2019 12:23 PM (cGJ7O)

17 Beto es eststupido.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 01, 2019 12:23 PM (1ISKN)

18 I am skeptical that he's "fluent" in Spanish. I think he's "passable" in Spanish but screws up syntax and word order a lot and has a horrific accent.

And I don't think the Mexicans particularly like a guy like him any more than Americans do.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (39g3+)

19 So the democrats are either stupid and tin-eared, or they know something we don't know. That is, "Operation Tapeworm" -- the subversion of the election through voter fraud -- is reaching its critical mass point of success and all they need to do is maximize their base turnout.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (H8QX8)

20 "International" trip, LOL. Fucking MSM.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (FiUMj)

21 Yes, but he only talked to people under 10 years old because he knows he needs to appeal to New Mexicans.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (nH+m/)

22 Democratic presidential candidate Robert O'Rourke visited Mexico on Sunday and listened to tearful immigrants say they fled Central American violence and turmoil to seek asylum in the U.S., but were turned away at the border.

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They were trained well by whoever scripted this.

Posted by: SMH at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (RU4sa)

23 Dawn-day estah lah banyo?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (ClOmq)

24 Our Declaration of Independence is ALL about it being the people RIGHT and DUTY, to change their government if its not doing what the PEOPLE feel it should be doing.

So why don't these people stay home, and do their DUTY and fix their own damn country?

America's Full, Moose up north should have told you that.

Posted by: Don QQQ at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (NgKpN)

25
Because of abusive spouses?

If we import all the battered spouses in the world, I think a few countries would be out of women.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (M9ntN)

26 Mi hija, go with this nice man with the tattoos on his face and he will take you to El Norte. He's your daddy now. Don't worry about what happens to you on the trip and carry the big packages when he tells you to. Send money home when you get a job. Remember, your little hermanos y hermanas are depending on you.

Posted by: Honduran tortilla vendor at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (6e1eX)

27 >> Many said they were terrified they'd be sent back to their home countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers.


Instead, they wish to move to America so they can abuse their spouses, join violent street gangs and smuggle drugs in Freedom!

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (5uHdy)

28 Willowed.
423
398




https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7201137




Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 01, 2019 12:18 PM (f1Vqw)

Demi Rose in that sidebar.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2019 12:22 PM (t6MX/)

This HAS to fall under some under 100 OT safe haven. It just HAS to.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (t6MX/)

29 18 I am skeptical that he's "fluent" in Spanish. I think he's "passable" in Spanish but screws up syntax and word order a lot and has a horrific accent.

And I don't think the Mexicans particularly like a guy like him any more than Americans do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (39g3+)


In all fairness, the average Mexican is barely understood in Madrid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (zBaqJ)

30 Dude, you already tried to flee from a DUI.

Street cred is there. You don't have to try to join a gang.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (yL25O)

31 Many said they were terrified they'd be sent back to their home countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers.

Oh please. Go back home and fix your own damn problems.

And let me guess, the Left is going to blame President Trump, because these sh-thole countries are full of abusive spouses, gang violence and drug smugglers.

Hell, every Democrat-run city in the United States is full of abusive spouses, gang violence and drug dealers.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (7A4qQ)

32 Does not the law require the "seekers" to seek their asylum in Mexico?

Posted by: Marooned at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (8hRlF)

33 They didn't let him come back, did they?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 01, 2019 12:25 PM (nH+m/)

34 19 the latter.

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2019 12:25 PM (AjVAj)

35 Yo quiero Taco Bell y Carona y CHEVROLETS!!

Posted by: Beto O'Cork at July 01, 2019 12:25 PM (xqfqx)

36 It's all they have. Democrats cannot win on ideas, so they cater to illegals and ne'er do wells. The irony is they likely still won't win the presidency because they all went so far left they only appeal to Antifa an illegals.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 01, 2019 12:25 PM (VWp7G)

37 Every time someone like Beto crosses a border and openly sides with an insurrection, such as open borders, I want their passports pulled.

They are anti-American scum.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 12:25 PM (qC1Sy)

38 Maybe he's fluent the same way Peggy Hill is fluent.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 01, 2019 12:25 PM (ntfur)

39 "1 Many said they were terrified they'd be sent back to their home countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers. "

So basically any major US inner city.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 12:25 PM (FiUMj)

40 Como se dice skateboard en Espanol?

Posted by: Beto the Hip! at July 01, 2019 12:26 PM (fuK7c)

41 In celebration of Gay Pride Month, Pete Buttigieg met Beto at the Border to perform his cavity search prior to re-entry.

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2019 12:26 PM (5uHdy)

42 Many said they were terrified they'd be sent back to their home countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers.



Don't you dare call them shit-holes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2019 12:26 PM (cGJ7O)

43 Donde sta la bibliothequa?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 12:26 PM (FiUMj)

44 So will Beto eat some Mexican dirt?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2019 12:26 PM (vV4jT)

45 Many said they were terrified they'd be sent back to their home
countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive
spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers.


If they come here, THEY get to do it!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 01, 2019 12:26 PM (nH+m/)

46 If he is doing this crap already, imagine what things will look like when primary votes start being cast?!

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 01, 2019 12:26 PM (a+WIL)

47 Yo quiero Dos Equis. Mucho Dos Equis.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 01, 2019 12:27 PM (ClOmq)

48
Drug smugglers and gang members wept as they told their stories to Bob O'Rourke, you mean.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 01, 2019 12:27 PM (dQRTc)

49 43 Donde sta la bibliothequa?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 12:26 PM (FiUMj)
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Book thread was yesterday.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 12:27 PM (qC1Sy)

50 Left unasked was why leaving El Salvador HAD to result in the US. the meeting, and the asylum request, should both be made in Mexico.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 01, 2019 12:27 PM (nEOLy)

51 To my understanding, feeling threatened at home due to gangs or domestic violence is not a reason to be granted asylum.
"Beto" of course, has fully peaked and is well into decline. He should have challenged Corbyn. But I'm glad he didnt.

Posted by: Revenant at July 01, 2019 12:27 PM (NUNXH)

52 6 The idea that because your country sucks, we have some weird obligation to let you into OUR country, so you can Screw ours up, is stupid.

Posted by: Don QQQ at July 01, 2019 12:21 PM

24 Our Declaration of Independence is ALL about it being the people RIGHT and DUTY, to change their government if its not doing what the PEOPLE feel it should be doing.

So why don't these people stay home, and do their DUTY and fix their own damn country?

Posted by: Don QQQ at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM

YES. THIS. Xs 1000.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 01, 2019 12:27 PM (7A4qQ)

53 Don't you dare call them shit-holes.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2019 12:26 PM (cGJ7O)

___

Yeah. It's like oh we have to let these people in because their home countries are unlivable. But then we also have to celebrate the diversity and awesomeness of their home countries. And if you dare say the countries are unlivable you're worse than Hitler.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 12:27 PM (FiUMj)

54 In his first international trip as a White House hopeful, the former congressman traveled to Ciudad Juarez



Fucker went for the donkey show.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2019 12:27 PM (9vbJt)

55 Not to be outdone this campaign season :

Joe Biden announces he has joined Menudo.

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2019 12:28 PM (5uHdy)

56 25
Because of abusive spouses?

If we import all the battered spouses in the world, I think a few countries would be out of women.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (M9ntN)

Yes, the must flee to America because of their abusive spouses.

Then once they get a Green Card? They bring said spouse in on a Family Visa.

/facepalm

Posted by: Don QQQ at July 01, 2019 12:28 PM (NgKpN)

57 True the vote or the Republic dies

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 12:28 PM (bcbK8)

58

Now I'm beginning to wonder if there are enough aoc primary voters out there to crown one of these clowns.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 01, 2019 12:28 PM (dQRTc)

59 "Mijo, donde esta la day-vay-day of Breakin' Bad?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 01, 2019 12:28 PM (ClOmq)

60 You need buy more lemon pledge.

Posted by: Archer at July 01, 2019 12:28 PM (gmo/4)

61 Does not the law require the "seekers" to seek their asylum in Mexico?

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Depends on the handouts, apparently. You're allowed to head for the country that provides the most goodies. /s

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 01, 2019 12:28 PM (JoUsr)

62 I love a parade.

Posted by: MasterBeto at July 01, 2019 12:28 PM (vtcmf)

63 12 Pee on me?! PEE ON YOU!!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 01, 2019 12:22 PM (Dh1wo)

You work for Mel Brooks?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2019 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

64 Fucker went for the donkey show.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2019 12:27 PM (9vbJt)

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There's a Buttigieg joke in there somewhere...

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 12:28 PM (qC1Sy)

65 And yeah, borders turn people away. That's how they work.

Fuck the furry loving shit eater. Stay in Mexico, you fraud.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 12:29 PM (bcbK8)

66 So, Beto out before Iowa?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2019 12:29 PM (cGJ7O)

67 In all fairness, the average Mexican is barely understood in Madrid.

Yeah its like French Canadian "french" is not France French. Its developing into another language entirely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:29 PM (39g3+)

68 Fluent? Didn't Betoff freeze like a deer in the headlights when the gardener from Telemundo asked him something in Spanish?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:29 PM (vGOqr)

69 I wonder if Beto scored some weed and coke while he was there?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2019 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

70 Beto trying to speak Spanish to Mexicans is akin to Che trying to speak to Bolivians in Argentine Spanish.

No one understood a word he said.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2019 12:29 PM (vV4jT)

71 Thanks to open borders, we've got plenty of gang violence and drug smugglers here. And we've always had abusive spouses here.

If you're truly afraid of an abusive spouse or gangs in your neighborhood, then move to a different part of your own country. Don't travel across multiple other countries to come live in mine.

Anyway, asylum is for people fleeing political persecution, which none of these economic migrants are. We've heard from their own mouths why they are really coming here -- "I want a better job," "I need more money," "I want free college, health care, whatever." They only fall back on the "I'm fleeing gang violence" bullshit after they've been schooled on U.S. asylum laws by the LaRaza activists.

Enough of this garbage. The U.S. doesn't belong to the world, it belongs to American citizens. And we're sick and tired of these foreign hordes swarming into our country and making demands on us. Fix your own damn countries, and stop trying to steal ours.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 01, 2019 12:29 PM (k4dH2)

72 The Freetown Bandito rides again!

Posted by: Archer at July 01, 2019 12:29 PM (gmo/4)

73

They should be thankful they're not in a concentration camp.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 12:30 PM (TAmPV)

74 39 "1 Many said they were terrified they'd be sent back to their home countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers. "

So basically any major US inner city.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 12:25 PM (FiUMj)

And they are fleeing Socialism! so they come to where the Dems are putting in... socialism...

Oh... wait... crap.

Posted by: Don QQQ at July 01, 2019 12:30 PM (NgKpN)

75 Per international law, asylum seekers MUST seek asylum in the first county they come to that isn't involved in the conflict.

#1. That ain't the US.
#2. We have one embassy and 8 consulates that they passed to get to the border that they should have stopped at.
#3. GFY

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2019 12:30 PM (9vbJt)

76 Dear Boozin' Burhlin' Beto-Bob: STAY THERE.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 01, 2019 12:30 PM (ABuva)

77 I think all the candidates we see how will get through Iowa and most of them through New Hampshire, but then we'll see the great culling. They're living on the desperate hope that somehow they catch on, but its obvious that none of them have the consistency of ideas and force of personality to make that happen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:30 PM (39g3+)

78 This is the guy whose campaign staff used his Senate campaign funds to cross into MX and fund the first "caravan." They were quite literally handing out his donors' cash, in person, to "migrants."

He's been up to this for awhile.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 12:30 PM (AzW6q)

79 my first time trying to buy health insurance as a person under obamacare.

FUCKING DAMN YOU ALL HELL.

thank god I don't have kids or anything

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:30 PM (JziUy)

80 63 12 Pee on me?! PEE ON YOU!!
Posted by: andycanuck at July 01, 2019 12:22 PM (Dh1wo)

You work for Mel Brooks?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2019 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

Not in the face!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK8)

81 Boy they are beating this"Abusing refugees at the border" to death.. They are stepping all over themselves to get the weepiest victim...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (O2RFr)

82 Does anyone consider Blotto smarter than borderline retarded?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (y7DUB)

83 33 They didn't let him come back, did they?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 01, 2019 12:25 PM (nH+m/)

I'd have paid good money for the Mexican military at the border to send him south.

Posted by: Tami at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (cF8AT)

84 66 So, Beto out before Iowa?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2019 12:29 PM (cGJ7O)

He keeps taking these runs to the border he's gonna burn through his cash.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (RD7QR)

85 Creo que Beto es drogadicto

Posted by: VMom's phone at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (tON+x)

86 Many said they were terrified they'd be sent back to their home countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers.

Instead, they want to import their national culture here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (vGOqr)

87 Many said they were terrified they'd be sent back to their home countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers.

I think if you live in a socialist craphole, you get what you paid for and shouldn't flee to the US to get away from the consequences of your own choices. Eat it until you're so sick of it you change things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (39g3+)

88 Bernie's communications person is an illegal immigrant.

How about someone ask these candidates how many illegal aliens they employ in their national campaign teams?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (bDqIh)

89 ?Donde esta el bano, por favor?

Posted by: Chris M at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (eAZVt)

90 When did "my life is hard" become "so I deserve free food, housing and health care?"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (k81AA)

91 Trump was colluding with Americans.

La burrito colludadora es muy naranja.

Posted by: DaveA at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (FhXTo)

92 Beto trying to speak Spanish to Mexicans is akin to Che trying to speak to Bolivians in Argentine Spanish.

No one understood a word he said.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Que miras pendejos! Y putos y putas!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2019 12:32 PM (9vbJt)

93 I'm fluent!

Posted by: Chris M at July 01, 2019 12:32 PM (eAZVt)

94 82
Does anyone consider Blotto smarter than borderline retarded?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (y7DUB)


Blotto >> OrangeManBad

Posted by: Feh at July 01, 2019 12:32 PM (t6MX/)

95 Beto

Running for the Border

Chipolte!

Or a Steve Miller Band song.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2019 12:32 PM (vV4jT)

96 Donde sta la bibliothequa?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j25tkxg5Vws
[1:39 mins]

Posted by: andycanuck at July 01, 2019 12:32 PM (Dh1wo)

97 79 my first time trying to buy health insurance as a person under obamacare.

FUCKING DAMN YOU ALL HELL.

thank god I don't have kids or anything
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:30 PM (JziUy)

When I was broke and totally unemployed I tried checking out the govt health insurance website. Told me lolgetfucked, and tried to put me in Medicaid. Medicaid told me lolgetfucked because I wasn't a single mother. So that was that.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2019 12:32 PM (NWiLs)

98 Fu*king traitor.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2019 12:32 PM (axyOa)

99 81 Boy they are beating this"Abusing refugees at the border" to death.. They are stepping all over themselves to get the weepiest victim...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (O2RFr)

That 'tard Alyssa Milano has a video on twitter of her going to a detention facility and wanted to be let in for a tour. They turned her away....and she's weeping.

Posted by: Tami at July 01, 2019 12:32 PM (cF8AT)

100 America is such a terrible country, according to the Democrats, I can't see why they want anyone to come here and suffer.

I mean, they can't even.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 12:32 PM (bcbK8)

101 77 I think all the candidates we see how will get through Iowa and most of them through New Hampshire, but then we'll see the great culling. They're living on the desperate hope that somehow they catch on, but its obvious that none of them have the consistency of ideas and force of personality to make that happen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:30 PM (39g3+)

And when you say "culling"....

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 01, 2019 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

102 Does anyone consider Blotto smarter than borderline retarded?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (y7DUB)

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Maybe. Maybe not. It's hard to tell when he's as high as an SR-71 100% of the time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 12:33 PM (AzW6q)

103 Bernie's communications person is an illegal immigrant.

How about someone ask these candidates how many illegal aliens they employ in their national campaign teams?
Posted by: Lizzy


Facilitating an illegal is a federal felony.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2019 12:33 PM (9vbJt)

104 28 Madrid? They can't even swim across thd Rio Grande!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at July 01, 2019 12:33 PM (ABuva)

105 So has Beto gone to Oregon, LA, or other places where the homelessness is epidemic and asked them how they are treated?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2019 12:33 PM (O2RFr)

106 Ohayo gozaimasu mexicojin. Mirai no America wa mexicojin. Boku wa mexicojin ga daisuki. Hontou desu ka?

Posted by: Be-to O-ro-ro-ku San at July 01, 2019 12:33 PM (oZ6kz)

107 A spoke Spanish better that Beto after 3 month in South America. Fluency, like everything else, has been defined down.

Posted by: Ripley at July 01, 2019 12:33 PM (MxEKc)

108 88 Bernie's communications person is an illegal immigrant.

How about someone ask these candidates how many illegal aliens they employ in their national campaign teams?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (bDqIh)

Doing the jobs Americans don't want to do...

Posted by: Tami at July 01, 2019 12:33 PM (cF8AT)

109 "where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers."

Since I live in a country where I'm in fear of 2 of the 3, do I get to claim asylum too?

Posted by: Dilligas at July 01, 2019 12:33 PM (7pw0/)

110 When I was broke and totally unemployed I tried
checking out the govt health insurance website. Told me lolgetfucked,
and tried to put me in Medicaid. Medicaid told me lolgetfucked because I
wasn't a single mother. So that was that.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2019 12:32 PM (NWiLs)

Sounds like a giant, real-life, VA automated phone menu.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2019 12:34 PM (t6MX/)

111

Christ Almighty, in 8 years we'll all be like...

MAKE AMERICA GRINGO AGAIN.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 01, 2019 12:34 PM (dQRTc)

112 he should stay.

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 01, 2019 12:34 PM (NU96R)

113 Democrats say this country is very broken.

But they say this country is the best hope for illegal invaders.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2019 12:35 PM (vV4jT)

114 How about someone ask these candidates how many illegal aliens they employ in their national campaign teams?

"What, do our jobs and get the easy, low-hanging, obvious fruit? Are you nuts, we have to browse porn!"
--ICE

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:35 PM (39g3+)

115 If they are really fleeing violence, they are supposed to seek asylum in the first country they come to. It's obvious they are coming here for the freebies. And no one cares. Aargh.

Posted by: abbynormal at July 01, 2019 12:35 PM (I849g)

116 where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers."

But enough about LA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:35 PM (vGOqr)

117 >>To my understanding, feeling threatened at home due to gangs or domestic violence is not a reason to be granted asylum.



IIRC, Beto recently said we must take all these illegals because they are fleeing US-made climate change.

They are just doing Mad Libs statements now. "Blah blah we must fund __ [victim group] blah blah because __[Lefty issue]__ created by __[group hated by Democrats__!!"

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2019 12:35 PM (bDqIh)

118 Vadges? We don't need no stinkin vadges!!!

Posted by: Beto & Buttplug at July 01, 2019 12:35 PM (xqfqx)

119 114 How about someone ask these candidates how many illegal aliens they employ in their national campaign teams?

"What, do our jobs and get the easy, low-hanging, obvious fruit? Are you nuts, we have to browse porn!"
--ICE
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:35 PM (39g3+)

To be fair, browsing porn is more fun than working.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2019 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

120 Boy they are beating this"Abusing refugees at the border" to death.. They are stepping all over themselves to get the weepiest victim...

--

I consider myself a very caring person. One who truly feels for those that are hurt or hurting. Always can be counted on for a welled-up eye with tears. But...there is nothing about these people's situation "at the border" that moves that needle for me. I feel nothing. No compassion for the situation they put themselves in, and I feel no urgency in helping them do anything but turn around and go home.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 01, 2019 12:36 PM (JoUsr)

121 Read this in Jon Lovitz' voice:

Yeah...right. We'll boast openly that we're gonna strip Americans of their private health insurance and force them into a state-run system like the VA, while at the same time tell them they have to pay higher taxes to provide that same crappy health care for millions of illegal aliens. And then push for reparations for slavery. And lots and lots of gun control too. That's the ticket!


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 01, 2019 12:36 PM (Rs0sG)

122
And, I foolishly thought Beto! might at least sober up for the debate, but nope - high again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 12:36 PM (AzW6q)

123 : Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 01, 2019 12:36 PM (JoUsr)

I'm there too

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2019 12:36 PM (O2RFr)

124 The Democrat party absolutely hates America. Why are they so damned evil?

Posted by: Chris M at July 01, 2019 12:36 PM (eAZVt)

125 97 79 my first time trying to buy health insurance as a person under obamacare.

FUCKING DAMN YOU ALL HELL.

thank god I don't have kids or anything
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:30 PM (JziUy)

When I was broke and totally unemployed I tried checking out the govt health insurance website. Told me lolgetfucked, and tried to put me in Medicaid. Medicaid told me lolgetfucked because I wasn't a single mother. So that was that.

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I need to start speaking spanish.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:37 PM (JziUy)

126 Juro que la prostituta estaba muerta cuando me registré en la habitacion.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2019 12:37 PM (cGJ7O)

127 Lefty scrunt:If we can't throw milkshakes guess we'll have to go back to bricks"(I say BRING IT BITCH)

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/334734/

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2019 12:37 PM (AjVAj)

128 I was thinking how a national divorce would work and I think part of it would necessitate abolishing state governments in favor of the sovereignty of counties.

We're already seeing shades of that now with gun sanctuaries. My county's politics align with my own but the state doesn't and the state is fucking out of control leftist fuckheads.

It also makes it easier to move within a "state." If I don't like the politics of the county I live in, I could move next door to one that does, I don't need to completely move out of "state". It also means I could live in a "state" that would have otherwise been deep blue as long as they stay the fuck out of my county jurisdiction.

The problem I think is that this could wind up in violence. States will just laugh at counties attempting to break away, but nevertheless if the counties persist, they could send the police or national guard to impose their rule by force. That's when the fun starts.

But I think the idea of state governments may no longer be viable in today's age. It's simply not localized enough to accurately and fairly represent the counties it consists of.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at July 01, 2019 12:37 PM (+dsLj)

129 I'm trying to figure out how any of these people think this is somehow a winning position. What are the focus groups telling them? I have a hard time believing that free medical care for illegals polls at even 40% with a strong disapproval, so what's the deal?

Are they all running for book deals and tv shows and none of them actually want to be the candidate? Is Trump inevitable?

I do know Andrew Cuomo isn't running for a fourth term as Gov of NY because he thinks it's someone else turn to beat Trump.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 01, 2019 12:37 PM (jp0Bv)

130
You know, in 243 years not a single LEGAL immigrant drowned coming to America, had to run a gauntlet of reporters, or had to climb a wall.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2019 12:37 PM (axyOa)

131 I consider myself a very caring person. One who truly feels for those that are hurt or hurting. Always can be counted on for a welled-up eye with tears. But...there is nothing about these people's situation "at the border" that moves that needle for me. I feel nothing. No compassion for the situation they put themselves in, and I feel no urgency in helping them do anything but turn around and go home.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 01, 2019 12:36 PM (JoUsr)
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Probably because they are demanding that others make good on their poor decisions.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 12:37 PM (qC1Sy)

132 Seriously,the best thing at this point would be for the left to escalate to violence so ee can wipe them out.

Posted by: steevy at July 01, 2019 12:37 PM (AjVAj)

133 Under these stupid rules, can someone from say Chicago/LA ask for asylum in Canada, GB or France because of the gang/gun violence?

Can a battered wife in the US be granted asylum anywhere else in this world?

They would be "LITERALLY" laughed at and turned away.

Please, let's now use these new asylum definitions as a pretext for US citizens to flee their decrepit cities and live off the teat of another democratic socialist country.

Posted by: Bif at July 01, 2019 12:37 PM (aiyac)

134 121 Read this in Jon Lovitz' voice:

Yeah...right. We'll boast openly that we're gonna strip Americans of their private health insurance and force them into a state-run system like the VA, while at the same time tell them they have to pay higher taxes to provide that same crappy health care for millions of illegal aliens. And then push for reparations for slavery. And lots and lots of gun control too. That's the ticket!


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 01, 2019 12:36 PM (Rs0sG)

But wait! There's more....

Bill de Blasio: The federal government should pay for gender reassignment surgery

Posted by: Tami at July 01, 2019 12:37 PM (cF8AT)

135 Look, Kamala is Public Enemy #1. Trump Jr's tweet was perfectly accurate - she is not 'African-American', she's uppercrust Jamaican-Indian and has no connection to traditional 'African-American' community save what was injected by Willie.

As was Obama - Kenyan-Kansan airhead raised well away from anything resembling traditional African-American.

Posted by: JEM at July 01, 2019 12:38 PM (8erNz)

136 Why in the fuck is he pandering to poor illegals? Stand up for America and Americans. Your running to be the American president. Fucking Moron capital M Moron. But hes a commie/dem so he hates America. God I hope that Party self immolates on the altar or progressiveness.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 01, 2019 12:38 PM (0OmEj)

137
Our Declaration of Independence is ALL about it being the people RIGHT and DUTY, to change their government if its not doing what the PEOPLE feel it should be doing.

So why don't these people stay home, and do their DUTY and fix their own damn country?

Posted by: Don QQQ at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM

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If those caravans would mob the Palacio Nacional instead of our border, maybe things would change.

That's basically how Americans did it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 01, 2019 12:38 PM (M9ntN)

138 Nacho Senator and nacho President

You don't need to stick a fork in him to know he's done.

Daddy in law can pay his way to Iowa but he'll be hitchhiking home.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 01, 2019 12:38 PM (rMtbr)

139


Why are all of those lunatic sshifting towards kissing the hispanic ass. Is there something behind the scenes that they're doing...I bet something's going on. They are run by mischievous psychopaths.

And how is this Beato guy a thing, he and Gay Mayor Pete Buttjugg are literally mannequins that spout programmed nonsense. They as may as well be like Hymie from Get Smart, with a Radio Shack 120min cassette shoved up their asses that gives them their daily programming.

Good Lord.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 01, 2019 12:38 PM (z8c2c)

140 Yeah, I'm in the same boat as Lady in Black and donna. Behind my cold, cynical, brutally morbid exterior I'm actually super easy to emotionally manipulate and I'm kind of a weepy little bitch. Nothing happening on the border pings my give-a-fuck-o-meter at all.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 01, 2019 12:38 PM (oZ6kz)

141 No tenía idea de que era ilegal, Oficial. ¿Puedo pagarte la multa?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2019 12:38 PM (cGJ7O)

142 Has Andy Ngo sued Portland for allowing thugs to violate his civil rights and doing nothing to stop the assault.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2019 12:38 PM (vV4jT)

143 Spousal abuse...hmmm, I'm sure once they cross the border they won't have the alleged abuser chain migrate, right?

Posted by: no good deed at July 01, 2019 12:39 PM (MmFTx)

144 where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses

And thru the Miracle of Chain Migration...

Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2019 12:39 PM (Qwtw1)

145 "Many said they were terrified ... of abusive
spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers."
By this criterion, like many black people on Chicago's South and West Sides quality for asylum -- except, oops, they're already here.

Posted by: Brown Line at July 01, 2019 12:39 PM (S6ArX)

146 Enough is enough. Traitorous, treasonous garbage like "Beto the Ersatz Mexican" need to be expelled from this country. Enough of this crap.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 01, 2019 12:39 PM (3r2w8)

147 "I get angry every time I see a Mexican Flag flying here in California..."

Reconquista, baby.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at July 01, 2019 12:39 PM (w7KSn)

148 Comrade Bernie's communication director is an illegal alien, not an immigrant.

Be very careful not to use lefty talking points and preferred terminology. Don't give one fvcking inch to these people. Ever.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2019 12:39 PM (lsZMj)

149 Deport Beto!!!
Sell Kamala!!!
Put Warren back on the reservation!!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 01, 2019 12:39 PM (1dvCZ)

150 122
And, I foolishly thought Beto! might at least sober up for the debate, but nope - high again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 12:36 PM (AzW6q)

We must FREE the BORDER for the OPPRESSED! Oh God so hot must breathe so hot...

Posted by: Beto "Totally Not Irish" O'Rourke at July 01, 2019 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

151 President Trump: America for Americans and America for Legal Immigrants!

Democrats: America for Illegals and America is not for Americans!

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 12:39 PM (qC1Sy)

152
The Democrat party absolutely hates America. Why are they so damned evil?
Posted by: Chris M


That's what that stupid frog asked of me!

Posted by: The scorpion at July 01, 2019 12:40 PM (aKsyK)

153

Thank Christ we have President Trump to run against this Bullshit.

Even Peggy Drunkbeforenoonan finally seems to understand why Republican voters LOVE the president.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 01, 2019 12:40 PM (dQRTc)

154 You know who else spoke Spanish fluently?

Peggy Hill.

Posted by: josephistan at July 01, 2019 12:40 PM (7HtZB)

155 I'm willing to give 10 illegals American citizenship. In exchange, Beto loses his while he's in Mexico, and armed guards stop him from re-entering the country.

Back of the line, Francis.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 01, 2019 12:40 PM (oZ6kz)

156 You know, in 243 years not a single LEGAL immigrant drowned coming to America,


Ummm...

Posted by: Coffin Ships at July 01, 2019 12:40 PM (fuK7c)

157 why would an abused spouse come to the land of the Super Bowl? seems like a poor plan.

Posted by: x at July 01, 2019 12:40 PM (nFwvY)

158 she's uppercrust Jamaican-Indian and has no connection to traditional 'African-American' community save what was injected by Willie.


Vi lo que hiciste allí.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2019 12:40 PM (cGJ7O)

159 143 Spousal abuse...hmmm, I'm sure once they cross the border they won't have the alleged abuser chain migrate, right?

Like the local illegal who was arrested for abuse against his girlfriend . ICE had a retainer on him and the local Sheriff didn't honor it and released him. He finished the job and killed her.

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2019 12:40 PM (O2RFr)

160 The scariest thing is that they've "ratcheted" our culture so far to the left, they no longer fear that saying obviously untrue things will kill their shot at the election. They are insane, but they'll still get a lot of votes.

Posted by: Chris M at July 01, 2019 12:40 PM (eAZVt)

161 on the phone with a govt agent....

I can either stop earning money altogether, go on medicare, or just not need health insurancae until 2020.

again. let me repeat

FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL FOREVER

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:41 PM (JziUy)

162 Why are all of those lunatic sshifting towards kissing the hispanic ass. Is there something behind the scenes that they're doing...I bet something's going on. They are run by mischievous psychopaths.

That presupposes the intelligence to formulate a strategy. I think it's just the convolution of virtue-signaling with following the herd.

Just like all the pro-perversion crap they - and apparently every ad agency - espouses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:41 PM (vGOqr)

163
I was thinking how a national divorce would work and I think part of it would necessitate abolishing state governments in favor of the sovereignty of counties.

=====

That makes sense. The closer politics are to you, the more you feel them. Your vote weighs more, bad decisions hurt more, and the greener grass in the next county is literally visible.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 01, 2019 12:41 PM (M9ntN)

164 Talk about tone deaf

DiBolshevik quoting Che before a crowd in Miami who had fled Cuba.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2019 12:41 PM (vV4jT)

165 Yeah, I'm in the same boat as Lady in Black and donna. Behind my cold, cynical, brutally morbid exterior I'm actually super easy to emotionally manipulate and I'm kind of a weepy little bitch. Nothing happening on the border pings my give-a-fuck-o-meter at all.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 01, 2019 12:38 PM (oZ6kz)

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#MeToo. At best, if you want to game the system like this, I just don't care. You can GO HOME.

If you want to hang around an the El Paso port-of-entry, haranguing our border guards, screaming "We WILL Cross," and waving your g-dforsaken shithole country's flag like it's something to be proud of, well AFAIC... you can cross. Into the next world.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 12:41 PM (AzW6q)

166 ICE had a retainer on him and the local Sheriff didn't honor it

They're straightening illegals' teeth now?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2019 12:41 PM (NWiLs)

167 124 The Democrat party absolutely hates America. Why are they so damned evil?


they're just utterly miserable

and misery loves company

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 01, 2019 12:42 PM (Rarvo)

168 I'm willing to give 10 illegals American citizenship. In exchange, Beto loses his while he's in Mexico, and armed guards stop him from re-entering the country.

Take the Hispanics, deport the liberals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:42 PM (vGOqr)

169 We MUST merge with Mexico to help these poor people. But their skin happens to be brown, so they need to die, right guys?

Posted by: No at July 01, 2019 12:42 PM (Cu6C0)

170
where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers."


And once they're in they send for their abusive spouses and family members who associate with gangs to come join them.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 12:42 PM (TAmPV)

171 We MUST merge with Mexico to help these poor people.


Oh?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2019 12:42 PM (cGJ7O)

172 Broseidon, getting the urge to go M Bison on the invaders?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (vV4jT)

173 well, as long as the GOP plays along with the idea that there's anything fucking sympathetic about illegals swarming our nation to get free shit and to take jobs for peanutes, then we're fucked.

I thought we elected trump because we are the heartless bastards that would say, "no we live here, you live there. enjoy the shithole you and your parents created"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (JziUy)

174 Why are all of those lunatic sshifting towards kissing the hispanic ass.

I suspect they see polling that shows the Dems are losing Black voters so they need to find another bloc to prop them up.

Has Andy Ngo sued Portland for allowing thugs to violate his civil rights and doing nothing to stop the assault.

Let's just say that the Portland government and police force set themselves up for A HUGE lawsuit next time something bad happens, because they failed to do their jobs last time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (39g3+)

175 All the pandering to the Spanish speakers is really turning off the black vote.

I wonder how the pandering to the blacks will look when they get around to it.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (8b1G3)

176 f you want to hang around an the El Paso port-of-entry, haranguing our border guards, screaming "We WILL Cross," and waving your g-dforsaken shithole country's flag like it's something to be proud of, well AFAIC... you can cross. Into the next world.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 12:41 PM (AzW6q)


"We WILL cross ... into your racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic income inequality-rife shitty country!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (vGOqr)

177 The media seems to have dismissed Beto but I never understood their fascination with his coolness and looks.
He is a deeply and genuinely goofy looking guy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (JgA4k)

178
We are witnessing with our very own eyeballs the rise of the planet of the apes, except these people aren't apes.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (dQRTc)

179 169
We MUST merge with Mexico to help these poor people. But their skin happens to be brown, so they need to die, right guys?

Posted by: No at July 01, 2019 12:42 PM (Cu6C0)

So says the DNC. By abortion. By illegal immigration. Or by gang violence in their neighborhoods. It matters not to the DNC, as long as they die.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (t6MX/)

180 I'm willing to give 10 illegals American citizenship. In exchange, Beto loses his while he's in Mexico, and armed guards stop him from re-entering the country.

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Great idea. Great way for him to check his white privilege.

Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (sX1BW)

181 Actual photo of Beto campaigning in Mexico:

https://tinyurl.com/y4btnrcf

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

182 "Has Andy Ngo sued Portland for allowing thugs to violate his civil rights and doing nothing to stop the assault."

The Supreme court has already ruled on matters such as these.
You won't like the ruling.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (w7KSn)

183


Beato has this weird upside down mouth and those tombstone size chiclets in his mouth that his lips barely contain.

What a weird looking dude.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at July 01, 2019 12:44 PM (z8c2c)

184 "Posted by: No at July 01, 2019 12:42 PM (Cu6C0)"

Fuck you.

Posted by: Chris M at July 01, 2019 12:44 PM (eAZVt)

185 The only way this crazy stuff with the intense pandering to illegal aliens makes sense is if the Dems are planning wide-scale voter fraud by facilitating illegal aliens voting. Because this appeals only to fringe Dems. I'm pretty sure your run-of-the-mill Democratic voter is not very happy about this.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 01, 2019 12:44 PM (9hauA)

186 169 We MUST merge with Mexico to help these poor people. But their skin happens to be brown, so they need to die, right guys?
Posted by: No at July 01, 2019 12:42 PM (Cu6C0)


Mexico has merged with and subsumed California. Cut the coast clean from the rest of the nation and you can have your paradise on earth, pal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2019 12:44 PM (zBaqJ)

187

General Bison?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 01, 2019 12:44 PM (dQRTc)

188 Anna, you mean round some of them up and stage an elaborate fighting tournament to help me take over the world?

Or just liquidate some villages because it's almost Tuesday?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 01, 2019 12:44 PM (oZ6kz)

189 166 ICE had a retainer on him and the local Sheriff didn't honor it

They're straightening illegals' teeth now?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2019 12:41 PM (NWiLs)

Wait till you see their mani-pedis!

Posted by: Your Government at July 01, 2019 12:44 PM (RD7QR)

190 All the pandering to the Spanish speakers is really turning off the black vote.

I wonder how the pandering to the blacks will look when they get around to it.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (8b1G3)


I think the Dems figure that they've got the black vote in the bag. Mumble something something about freebies reparations, and let it go at that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:44 PM (vGOqr)

191

Raul Julia?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 01, 2019 12:44 PM (dQRTc)

192 STFU you trool.

If you want to go save them, do it on your own dang dime. Stop stealing everyone else's money so you can virtue signal how much you care.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2019 12:44 PM (vV4jT)

193 Donde esta la biblioteca?

Posted by: Dead Pool at July 01, 2019 12:44 PM (SDEeZ)

194 Dems like Hillary get 25% of the vote (from idiots) ... MSM propaganda gets them another 15% ... extra boxes of ballots in trunks gets them at least 5% ... illegals voting another 5%.


Then add in raw vote buying (free shit unlimited) and culture of hate (even if people don't believe most MFM lies, the constant barrage does sway them ... "part of it must be true, they wouldn't just make it all up"). And even working people like cheap stuff from China ... so gotta support the commies, even if they kill us in due time.


there aren't any heroes left ... yippee ka yay ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (Cus5s)

195 It would be a shame if some ISIS thugs were in the crowd Beto was blathering to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (ptqGC)

196 "The Supreme court has already ruled on matters such as these."

It's a tax!

Posted by: John Roberts - wow, really I suck don't I? at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (eAZVt)

197 177
The media seems to have dismissed Beto but I never understood their fascination with his coolness and looks.

He is a deeply and genuinely goofy looking guy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (JgA4k)

He's the illegitimate foal of John Kerry.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (t6MX/)

198 FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL FOREVER
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:41 PM (JziUy)

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Maybe look into health sharing faith based health care plan?

It's what plan to go with once I retire.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (qC1Sy)

199 We MUST merge with Mexico to help these poor people. But their skin happens to be brown, so they need to die, right guys?

Why do you hate Hispanics so much?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (39g3+)

200 A fluent Spanish Spanglish speaker, O'Rourke met around a table at a shelter with immigrants from El Salvador.....

FIFT

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (9hauA)

201 Illegals are already voting, hence the pandering.

Posted by: josephistan at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (7HtZB)

202 I was thinking how a national divorce would work and I think part of it would necessitate abolishing state governments in favor of the sovereignty of counties.

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Whenever I start thinking of a national divorce, I start thinking of a new national March to the Sea - perhaps a March up and down the coastlines.

Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (sX1BW)

203 Because it's Tuesday but the other ain't a bad idea.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (vV4jT)

204 169 We MUST merge with Mexico to help these poor people.

Because that's why America was founded: to help everybody, and be sugar daddy to the world.

And in return, the world does ... fuck-all for us.

Sounds reasonable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (vGOqr)

205 So did Beto stack up some pesos to see which ones have skilz?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (2LelM)

206 Trump's re-election is a foregone conclusion at this point, but he could very well be the last non-democrat POTUS we have.

That's why people like the fake Mexican O'Rourke are actively soliciting the votes of foreigners on foreign soil - because they can, and they will. At least with Clinton we knew her real interest was merely financial, i.e.selling off the country piece by piece. The current crop of democrat disgraces wants to give it all away as long as it means they remain in power indefinitely.

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at July 01, 2019 12:46 PM (LBO1U)

207 Aye Aye Yie Aye, I am the Beto Bandito,

I love him, I love him, I love him, I do

He lets us take taxes , take taxes, from you

Aye Aye Yie Aye....

Posted by: catman at July 01, 2019 12:46 PM (4HMlb)

208 He is a deeply and genuinely goofy looking guy.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at July 01, 2019 12:43 PM (JgA4k)

He looks and acts like a dorkus (doofus + dork).

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 01, 2019 12:46 PM (9hauA)

209 >>. No compassion for the situation they put themselves in, and I feel no urgency in helping them do anything but turn around and go home.

Yes, also the open borders activist groups created this. Who funded, facilitated these mass caravans? They are using these poor, dumb people as canon fodder, convincing them to come to the US, making the trip easier for them, where they know they will be placed in over-crowded detention centers.

This is Cloward-Piven.

They want our current border control institutions to collapse. This is why they also don't want to give more money to DHS and the NYT is telling people to harass DHS and ICE personnel.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2019 12:46 PM (bDqIh)

210 79 my first time trying to buy health insurance as a person under obamacare.

FUCKING DAMN YOU ALL HELL.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

Posted by: SMH at July 01, 2019 12:46 PM (RU4sa)

211
Comrade Bernie's communication director is an illegal alien, not an immigrant.

Be very careful not to use lefty talking points and preferred terminology. Don't give one fvcking inch to these people. Ever.
Posted by: Common Tater

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Hillary proudly had one of those, too. Can't remember what her post was.

IMO, those are the people who should be arrested. High-profile, close to power, the smuggest of the smug, yes you scofflaws in your nice suits and fancy titles, get loaded onto a bus or plane and dumped in the Guatemalan village you came from live on t.v.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 01, 2019 12:46 PM (M9ntN)

212 It would be a shame if some ISIS thugs were in the crowd Beto was blathering to.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2019 12:45 PM (ptqGC)


I'm hoping he pisses off the drug cartels.

Could be a self-correcting problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:46 PM (vGOqr)

213 163
I was thinking how a national divorce would work and I think part of it would necessitate abolishing state governments in favor of the sovereignty of counties.

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That makes sense. The closer politics are to you, the more you feel them. Your vote weighs more, bad decisions hurt more, and the greener grass in the next county is literally visible.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 01, 2019 12:41 PM (M9ntN)

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New Amendment: The federal income tax is half the state income tax which also is half the newly installed local income tax. You'd pay lower state and federal taxes by virtue of living in a low tax county.

That would bring about some accountability and most of your money being spent locally.

Posted by: Bif at July 01, 2019 12:47 PM (aiyac)

214 198 FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL FOREVER
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:41 PM (JziUy)

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Maybe look into health sharing faith based health care plan?

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you mean like that thing that's always advertised during Rush Limbaugh? hmmm,

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:47 PM (JziUy)

215 salir de mi jardín

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 01, 2019 12:47 PM (JFO2v)

216 I think he said, "The refrigerator is on my foot."

Posted by: davo at July 01, 2019 12:47 PM (sMLEE)

217 Democratic presidential candidate Robert O'Rourke visited Mexico"

Francis really needs to lighten up

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 01, 2019 12:47 PM (6qErC)

218 If Beto had a chance at winning the Presidency, the Zetas would kidnap his wife.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2019 12:47 PM (vV4jT)

219 The thing about Spanish. My wife is from South America and we often speak Spanish. Most of her friends speak Spanish, she watches the novleas and other programs in Spanish . Her family all speak Spanish when we go for a visit.
Sometime I get really sick of Spanish, it can be very harsh and annoying. Hearing some politician trying to speak it not only does not impress me or make me want to vote for him but does make me want to rip his vocal chords out so he wills stop.

Posted by: Ripley at July 01, 2019 12:47 PM (MxEKc)

220 sorry, SMH

not you guys, obviously. fuck these lefty lunatics who blindly supported obama and obamacare to hell forever.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (JziUy)

221 169 We MUST merge with Mexico to help these poor people. But their skin happens to be brown, so they need to die, right guys?
Posted by: No at July 01, 2019 12:42 PM (Cu6C0)
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Who mentioned skin color except you?

Why is skin color always so important to you leftists?

Is it because you can't seen anything beyond skin color?

Racist much?

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (qC1Sy)

222 "Many said they were terrified they'd be sent back to their home countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers."

Well, in that case, bring them in America. Put them in camps, training camps, and teach them discipline, military tactics, and firearms. And then issue them all M16's, the real ones, with the giggle switch, and send them back home to act as Death Squads, and clean up the corruption there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (WG6O9)

223 He is a deeply and genuinely goofy looking guy.

Yeah and he acts like a spaz. I can see a bit of "he's young and fresh!" but they went absolutely berserk like a bunch of 13 year old girls at a One Direction concert. Or whatever is hot these days, I can't keep track.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (39g3+)

224 Its not like Mexico is doing anything productive with Northern Mexico. Why not invade it and turn it into a functioning modern society?

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (2LelM)

225
We MUST merge with Mexico to help these poor people.

Mexico is merging with California and they hate white people.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (TAmPV)

226 126
Juro que la prostituta estaba muerta cuando me registra en la habitacion.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2019

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Como se dice "A likely story"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (ClOmq)

227 lol Keto, just funnin' ya.

I know who you meant.

Posted by: SMH at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (RU4sa)

228
We MUST merge with Mexico to help these poor people. But their skin happens to be brown, so they need to die, right guys?

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Wait, you're serious about the first thing, aren't you?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (M9ntN)

229 well, some Obama judge may have sparked the last straw here since he's fucking with Trump's war power.

It's time to fuck these people hard. sideways. through the eye.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (JziUy)

230 >>The media seems to have dismissed Beto but I never understood their fascination with his coolness and looks.


Think it was willow who said Beto is the kind of guy you date *once* in your twenties.

Hate to say it, but I think a lot of middle-aged Lefty women are responsible for the Beto phenomenon. They never learned that that seemingly cool guy in a band who says political things is really just a peter pan idiot douchebag.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2019 12:49 PM (bDqIh)

231 224 Its not like Mexico is doing anything productive with Northern Mexico. Why not invade it and turn it into a functioning modern society?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (2LelM)

No one wants to administer northern Mexico. Not even the Mexicans.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 12:49 PM (bcbK8)

232 what dumbass let beatoff back across the border? should have been locked up when he tried getting back in this awful, racist, country. nice job texas! abortion barbie has nothing on this phucktarded idiot.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 01, 2019 12:49 PM (KP5rU)

233 I am skeptical that he's "fluent" in Spanish. I think he's "passable" in Spanish but screws up syntax and word order a lot and has a horrific accent.

And I don't think the Mexicans particularly like a guy like him any more than Americans do.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:24 PM (39g3+)

They like Americans in direct proportion to how much money they bring. Once that's gone, you start getting, "Go home, gringo pendejo!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 01, 2019 12:49 PM (m79Dg)

234 Who in the name of high school football is suggesting we merge with Mexico? We want a wall to separate us, FFS.

Posted by: josephistan at July 01, 2019 12:49 PM (7HtZB)

235
The best part is the Cucks have to endorse one of these leftist totalitarians and tell us why it's good for conservativism and America.

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 01, 2019 12:49 PM (dQRTc)

236 "Many said they were terrified they'd be sent back to their home countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers.

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let me fix that:

"Many WERE COACHED TO SAY they were terrified they'd be sent back to their home countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses WHICH THEY HELP PERPETUATE, street gang violence or drug smugglers WHICH THEY CONDONE."

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:49 PM (JziUy)

237 He could have gone to the Rio Bravo and taught swimming lessons.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 01, 2019 12:50 PM (yL25O)

238 Too bad he's not traveling with William S. Burroughs.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 01, 2019 12:50 PM (oZ6kz)

239 85 Creo que Beto es drogadicto
Posted by: VMom's phone at July 01, 2019 12:31 PM (tON+x)

Sabo que Beta es uno payaso, o es uno tonto.

Posted by: Her Grace, Honor, Duchess and Steadholder Harrington at July 01, 2019 12:50 PM (MwFQu)

240 All the Dems had to do was not be batshit insane. LIVs are desperate not to support Trump. If you listen to a believe the MSM Trump is a NAZI. The dems just had to be a viable alternate. Normal people would crawl over broken glass to not vote dem at this point. When you have lost the LIV in America you have gone batshit crazy. Trump wins his second term in a landslide is my prediction.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 01, 2019 12:50 PM (0OmEj)

241 Hillary needs to give Beto lessons in how to speak "black", so he can relate to the Trayvons in the hood.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2019 12:50 PM (Cus5s)

242 Who in the name of high school football is suggesting we merge with Mexico?

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Could help our men's national soccer team.

Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 12:50 PM (sX1BW)

243 @Keto, my husband got laid off in April. They gave him money for COBRA for the first month as part of his severance, but at the end of May, we were trying to figure out what to do. Initially, I got a rejection from my company for switching our insurance (I ended up getting an insurance card in the mail just for me, not husband and son, but yay?) so I tried the marketplace. The only thing possible to get was "temporary insurance" for the remainder of the year ... but I found out I was pregnant in mid-May, so I couldn't be covered for maternity care because (obvi) the plans sold on the exchange don't actually have to be ACA-compliant.

Posted by: sunny-dee at July 01, 2019 12:50 PM (pID7O)

244 222 "Many said they were terrified they'd be sent back to their home countries, where their lives had been threatened because of abusive spouses, street gang violence or drug smugglers."

Well, in that case, bring them in America. Put them in camps, training camps, and teach them discipline, military tactics, and firearms. And then issue them all M16's, the real ones, with the giggle switch, and send them back home to act as Death Squads, and clean up the corruption there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (WG6O9)

This both a good idea and respectful of the culture from which they come.

And if they don't want to hump a rifle, they can dig a canal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 12:51 PM (bcbK8)

245
Who in the name of high school football is suggesting we merge with Mexico? We want a wall to separate us, FFS.
Posted by: josephistan

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That whole trolling attempt was very odd, taken in its parts separately and together.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 01, 2019 12:51 PM (M9ntN)

246
Trump's re-election is a foregone conclusion at this point, but he could very well be the last non-democrat POTUS we have.

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Almost a certainty on both counts, I think.

I believe it's why they are tacking so insanely hard to the Left...

They know it's a certainty they'll take power again, and the next time, they want to be unified under a banner of globalist socialism, open borders, anti-free speech policies, gun confiscation, the whole enchilada.

That way, when they simply decide to put an end to the republican form of government, there will be no dissent in their own ranks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 12:52 PM (AzW6q)

247 COBRA pays for health insurance? Seems tone deaf for an evil organization trying to rule the world.

Crashing through the sky
Comes the fearful cry

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 01, 2019 12:52 PM (oZ6kz)

248 Notice that the AP story gives no byline, and notice how unquestioning the "reporting" is.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 01, 2019 12:52 PM (4ZE6o)

249 Northern Mexico has been ceded to the cartels.
Also Baja.
Mexico argued this to Trump, that the Mexican government only controls something like 18% of their total geography.
They even published a map, in Spanish, showing where.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at July 01, 2019 12:52 PM (w7KSn)

250 235
The best part is the Cucks have to endorse one of these leftist totalitarians and tell us why it's good for conservativism and America.
Posted by: Soothsayer at July 01, 2019 12:49 PM (dQRTc)

I read this as 'the Cubs' and wondered for a moment what's wrong with Chicago fans.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 12:52 PM (bcbK8)

251 Yeah and he acts like a spaz. I can see a bit of "he's young and fresh!" but they went absolutely berserk like a bunch of 13 year old girls at a One Direction concert. Or whatever is hot these days, I can't keep track.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (39g3+)

Young and fresh. The guy is in the latter half of his 40s, and he embarrasses himself slowly and carefully skateboarding into events. Yorubas have a word for an older person behaving like a child or teenager - agbaya. That is what Bobby Francis is.

Oh, and I love the way Tucker Carlson pronounces his fake name: beh-TOE. Always cracks me up.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 01, 2019 12:52 PM (9hauA)

252 13 year old girls at a One Direction concert. Or whatever is hot these days, I can't keep track.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (39g3+)

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No no, 13 can still be hot.

But girls...ick.

Posted by: Harry Reed at July 01, 2019 12:52 PM (yL25O)

253 207
Aye Aye Yie Aye, I am the Beto Bandito,


I love him, I love him, I love him, I do


He lets us take taxes , take taxes, from you


Aye Aye Yie Aye....
Posted by: catman at July 01, 2019

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"Conchita, come queeck! At the cantina they are haveeng a sale on tortillas and chili peppers!"

Posted by: Mel Blanc as Speedy Gonzales at July 01, 2019 12:52 PM (ClOmq)

254 Posted by: sunny-dee

damn, girl.

yeah, I told cobra to get fucked. Now my state is telling me I needed to get insurance within 60 days.

I can, apparently, get AFLAC (the duck) to cover emergency rooms, which is fine.

I may have to get a job just to get insurance.

but as rush limbaugh said last week, with the prices of these family plans, it's probably cheaper to self-isnure.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:52 PM (JziUy)

255 Also notice how the AP story has no comments section.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 01, 2019 12:52 PM (4ZE6o)

256 @Keto, my husband got laid off in April. They gave him money for COBRA for the first month as part of his severance, but at the end of May, we were trying to figure out what to do. Initially, I got a rejection from my company for switching our insurance (I ended up getting an insurance card in the mail just for me, not husband and son, but yay?) so I tried the marketplace. The only thing possible to get was "temporary insurance" for the remainder of the year ... but I found out I was pregnant in mid-May, so I couldn't be covered for maternity care because (obvi) the plans sold on the exchange don't actually have to be ACA-compliant.

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Obamacare purposely destroyed the private insurance market, while leaving in place most of the corporate market (for large corporations). It was a clever play because there was a huge class of people who were not affected. Large corporations see it as a win-win. Price out their small business competitors or eventually have the government take it over.

Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 12:53 PM (sX1BW)

257 Trump's re-election is a foregone conclusion at this point, but he could very well be the last non-democrat POTUS we have.

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nah, brah...the polling is in, he's toast (see last thread)

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:53 PM (JziUy)

258 I was worried when Beto came so close to Cruz, I thought he might have a rerun in his future.

It warms my heart to watch Beto flame out so spectacularly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 12:53 PM (Kpl3J)

259 What chaffs my ass is they all consider it a natural born right to enter the US illegally.

Posted by: Vic at July 01, 2019 12:53 PM (mpXpK)

260
Could help our men's national soccer team.


Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 12:50 PM (sX1BW)


When was the last time Mexico won the World Cup?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 12:54 PM (TAmPV)

261 Mexico is fucked. Always has been. If the Mexicans dont like it let them change it. But they never will.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 01, 2019 12:54 PM (4RLKt)

262 you mean like that thing that's always advertised during Rush Limbaugh? hmmm,
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:47 PM (JziUy)
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I don't listen to Rush these days.

Faith Based health sharing was recommended to me when I initially started looking into health insurance a few months ago.

I really can't tell you much about it, as I was advised to wait to look further until later this year due to anticipated changes in the law.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 12:54 PM (qC1Sy)

263 247
COBRA pays for health insurance? Seems tone deaf for an evil organization trying to rule the world.



Crashing through the sky

Comes the fearful cry

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 01, 2019

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. . .
Wait'll you see Thrush's retirement plan.

Posted by: Napoleon Solo at July 01, 2019 12:54 PM (ClOmq)

264 251 Young and fresh. The guy is in the latter half of his 40s, and he embarrasses himself slowly and carefully skateboarding into events. Yorubas have a word for an older person behaving like a child or teenager - agbaya. That is what Bobby Francis is.

Oh, and I love the way Tucker Carlson pronounces his fake name: beh-TOE. Always cracks me up.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 01, 2019 12:52 PM (9hauA)

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He was young and fresh when the media wanted him to win against Ted Cruz.

As long as Beto is facing off against Buttigieg and Kamala, he'll be weird to the media.

Odd how that works.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 12:54 PM (OaUCv)

265 79 my first time trying to buy health insurance as a person under obamacare.

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Welcome to the club pal!

I've bought insurance on my own for 20 years. Up until O-Care it was cheap. $200-300 a month for the family with $2500 deductible. Today it's $1100/mo with $8K deductible.

"AFFORDABLE" care act.

Fuck off. Every single fucking Democrat. And McCain.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 12:54 PM (FiUMj)

266 my feelings are we had the chance to save the country in 2006 but BUSH fucked everything up because jesus told him to merge with all of south america so I can pay 50% tax to support them and pay $3000 a month for health insurance so green infernos can have endless babies and diabetes.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:55 PM (JziUy)

267 "37 Every time someone like Beto crosses a border and openly sides with an insurrection, such as open borders, I want their passports pulled.

They are anti-American scum.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 12:25 PM (qC1Sy) "



Unfortunately, passports are issued by State Department, which was the first agency to go full anti-American.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 01, 2019 12:55 PM (I1oSB)

268 They want our current border control institutions to collapse. This is why they also don't want to give more money to DHS and the NYT is telling people to harass DHS and ICE personnel.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2019 12:46 PM (bDqIh)

They do realize that CBP and ICE enforcement personnel are armed federal agents, don't they?

Posted by: Her Grace, Honor, Duchess and Steadholder Harrington at July 01, 2019 12:55 PM (MwFQu)

269 "AFFORDABLE" care act.

Fuck off. Every single fucking Democrat. And McCain.

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FUCK THEM TO HELL FOREVER.

wow, and there are silver hair liberal ladies (whom trump assaulted) driving around my neighborhood with stupid I love obamacare bumperstickers

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (JziUy)

270 > Hate to say it, but I think a lot of middle-aged Lefty women are
responsible for the Beto phenomenon. They never learned that that
seemingly cool guy in a band who says political things is really just a
peter pan idiot douchebag.

That's the exact same group that's somehow persuaded that Beatoff O'Cuck is somehow "Latino".
Real Latinos aren't fooled by that guy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (JUUk1)

271 When was the last time Mexico won the World Cup?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 12:54 PM (TAmPV)


I think we just found out why they don't do well in swimming in the Olympics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (vGOqr)

272 "What chaffs my ass is they all consider it a natural born right to enter the US illegally."

They (Mexicans) are taught this while still in elementary school, that El Norte was stolen from them.
This falsehood is also transmitted over Spanish speaking radio in the US, maybe TV also.
See Reconquista.

Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (w7KSn)

273 265
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Welcome to the club pal!

I've bought insurance on my own for 20 years. Up until O-Care it was cheap. $200-300 a month for the family with $2500 deductible. Today it's $1100/mo with $8K deductible.

"AFFORDABLE" care act.

Fuck off. Every single fucking Democrat. And McCain.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 12:54 PM (FiUMj)

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It was working fine until Republicans sabotaged it, you know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (OaUCv)

274 There's girls' beach volleyball on the teevee now. NBC keeps shooting everyone from the waist up.

They're trying to pretend that the reason for beach volleyball is not beach volleyball ass.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (fuK7c)

275 Did he carry hot sauce in his messenger bag?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (gC2IV)

276 Zero sympathy.

I'm with Captain Kirk - Let them die.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (BLhQF)

277 That's the exact same group that's somehow persuaded that Beatoff O'Cuck is somehow "Latino".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (JUUk1)


Now explain to me why that is a big plus.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (vGOqr)

278 Welcome to the club pal!

I've bought insurance on my own for 20 years. Up until O-Care it was cheap. $200-300 a month for the family with $2500 deductible. Today it's $1100/mo with $8K deductible.

"AFFORDABLE" care act.

Fuck off. Every single fucking Democrat. And McCain.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 12:54 PM (FiUMj)

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Reddit is full of 26 year olds screaming about how expensive health care is.

None of them need it or know that it used to be painful but not economically shattering to buy insurance, even as an individual.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (yL25O)

279 229 well, some Obama judge may have sparked the last straw here since he's fucking with Trump's war power.

It's time to fuck these people hard. sideways. through the eye.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (JziUy)

How is the judge fucking with The Donald's war power?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (RD7QR)

280 That's the exact same group that's somehow persuaded that Beatoff O'Cuck is somehow "Latino".
Real Latinos Sentient humans aren't fooled by that guy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (JUUk1)

FIFY

Posted by: chique d'afrique at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (9hauA)

281 Hate to say it, but I think a lot of middle-aged Lefty women are responsible for the Beto phenomenon. They never learned that that seemingly cool guy in a band who says political things is really just a peter pan idiot douchebag.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2019 12:49 PM (bDqIh)"

Here in Texas, I have to say that a whole lot of "Beto" bumper stickers showed up on the cars of a bunch of idiot middle aged women who were supposedly "conservative". They wanted to vote for him because "Beto is so Cute!" and "Ted Cruz is so mean!!!"

they didn't care that Beto was a pandering idiot and Cruz told them the truth. And it wasn't even political, I realized - it made them feel "young again" to vote for Beto.

I'll say it again; I am so overjoyed at watching him flame out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (Kpl3J)

282 wow, and there are silver hair liberal ladies (whom trump assaulted) driving around my neighborhood with stupid I love obamacare bumperstickers
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (JziUy)

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That's because they've never actually had to pay for it. Which goes for something like 85% of the country. Until you pay for insurance yourself, you have no idea how expensive it it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (FiUMj)

283 When do we start throwing tech billionaires in prison for tampering with our elections? Same with folks organizing to bring in the invasion from South of the Border. When? Act now Trump, it's been 3 fucking years and things are worse. America First and Americans First, or just more empty tweets.
Also raids on Antifa members when?

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (XNdCd)

284 And if they don't want to hump a rifle, they can dig a canal.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 12:51 PM (bcbK

For great Dignity.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (NWiLs)

285 260
Could help our men's national soccer team.


Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 12:50 PM (sX1BW)


When was the last time Mexico won the World Cup?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 12:54 PM (TAmPV)

The only sport they play and they still aren't good at it.

Posted by: josephistan at July 01, 2019 12:58 PM (7HtZB)

286
I think we just found out why they don't do well in swimming in the Olympics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (vGOqr)



They're grat poll vaulters though.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)

287 278 Reddit is full of 26 year olds screaming about how expensive health care is.

None of them need it or know that it used to be painful but not economically shattering to buy insurance, even as an individual.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (yL25O)

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"Health care today is the wild west of capitalism!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 12:58 PM (OaUCv)

288 They're trying to pretend that the reason for beach volleyball is not beach volleyball ass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (fuK7c)

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Beach volleyball will be the first sport to go completely out of business because of trans "ladies" participating. That'll be an instant death-blow.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 12:58 PM (AzW6q)

289
pole

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)

290 Ai, Chihuahua!
They love me so much they call me La Puta! That means "Awesome Straight Guy!"

Posted by: Corey Booker at July 01, 2019 12:58 PM (nH+m/)

291 It's time to fuck these people hard. sideways. through the eye.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (JziUy)

How is the judge fucking with The Donald's war power?

-=-=-

trump declare emergency on border
trump use $ to build wall
obama judge says nah bro

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:58 PM (JziUy)

292 They (Mexicans) are taught this while still in elementary school, that El Norte was stolen from them.

Funny how nobody ever squawks that Somalia was stolen from them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:58 PM (vGOqr)

293 281 they didn't care that Beto was a pandering idiot and Cruz told them the truth. And it wasn't even political, I realized - it made them feel "young again" to vote for Beto.

I'll say it again; I am so overjoyed at watching him flame out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (Kpl3J)

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Shoulda gone after Cornyn.

Still could, but apparently Beto couldn't even win that primary now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 12:59 PM (OaUCv)

294 Here's a video of some of the sweet, abused people that want into the US....

https://tinyurl.com/yy62w6jn

Posted by: Tami at July 01, 2019 12:59 PM (cF8AT)

295 ugh. I don't want to get a job.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at July 01, 2019 12:59 PM (JziUy)

296 I spent some time in Houston last year and was staying in an upscale part of town. For the local morons, by the Galleria mall. I was stunned at the amount of Beto stickers I saw on cars, almost of all of them luxury cars. Which is why I wasn't stunned to see him come so close to winning.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 12:59 PM (FiUMj)

297 They (Mexicans) are taught this while still in elementary school, that El Norte was stolen from them.
This falsehood is also transmitted over Spanish speaking radio in the US, maybe TV also.
See Reconquista.
Posted by: navybrat, another fine mess at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (w7KSn)
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Heh. I once had a la raza type gal, my immediate supervisor, try to tell me CA should speak Spanish because CA used to be owned by Mexico. I laughed at her and told her that's like saying Europe should speak Italian because they were once ruled by Rome.

Our working relationship, bad at the time, went downhill from there.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 12:59 PM (qC1Sy)

298 Ai, Chihuahua!
They love me so much they call me La Puta! That means "Awesome Straight Guy!"

Posted by: Corey Booker at July 01, 2019 12:58 PM (nH+m/)


I thought they called him "el maricon."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 12:59 PM (vGOqr)

299 If they are really fleeing violence, they are supposed to seek asylum in the first country they come to. It's obvious they are coming here for the freebies. And no one cares. Aargh.
Posted by: abbynormal at July 01, 2019 12:35 PM (I849g)

Wood ticks don't jump onto your body because life is unbearable in the forest. They jump on to suck your blood.

These invaders are parasites.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2019 12:59 PM (WG6O9)

300
I remember the days when candidates for office would meet with citizens and potential voters to listen to their needs and concerns. This candidate for office is listening to the needs and concerns of foreigners in a foreign country. That tells us all we need to know about his priorities.

Posted by: MJank at July 01, 2019 12:59 PM (Gd7wv)

301 Beto's espanol: Donde esta el bano?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 01, 2019 01:00 PM (ufFY8)

302 They do realize that CBP and ICE enforcement personnel are armed federal agents, don't they?
________________

They realize that BP and ICE are under DHS, whose acting head is an Obama-worshipping leftist asshole who just last week leaked word of Trump's plan to have ICE deport illegals who have exhausted their legal appeals, forcing Trump to have to postpone the deportations.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 01, 2019 01:00 PM (k4dH2)

303 > Now explain to me why that is a big plus.
I'd say it's a plus because Beatoff has zero chance of winning, and every dollar of campaign funds he wastes or pockets is a dollar that won't be going to Plugs, or Kamaltoe, or Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:00 PM (JUUk1)

304 274 There's girls' beach volleyball on the teevee now. NBC keeps shooting everyone from the waist up.

They're trying to pretend that the reason for beach volleyball is not beach volleyball ass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at July 01, 2019 12:56 PM (fuK7c)

NBC sucks

Women's beach volleyball is the last sport left I care about...women's triathalon maybe second.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 01:00 PM (bcbK8)

305 "Health care today is the wild west of capitalism!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 12:58 PM (OaUCv)

...

It doesn't matter if words make sense, just say them expressively and with conviction.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 01, 2019 01:00 PM (yL25O)

306 Yo soy el hombre mucho grande de serveza y Taco Bell y de corriendo rapido afuera de la policia.

Posted by: Beta ODrunkard Kennedy at July 01, 2019 01:00 PM (l2t1M)

307 Sorry folks, but "my country is a shithole" and "I married an asshole" are not valid claims for asylum.

Go back, apply for legal immigration, and wait - like literally millions of other people the world over.

Posted by: DocJ at July 01, 2019 01:01 PM (77WPm)

308 Heh. I once had a la raza type gal, my immediate supervisor, try to tell me CA should speak Spanish because CA used to be owned by Mexico. I laughed at her and told her that's like saying Europe should speak Italian because they were once ruled by Rome.

Britain should speak Celtic languages, such as Gaelic.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:01 PM (vGOqr)

309 224 Its not like Mexico is doing anything productive with Northern Mexico. Why not invade it and turn it into a functioning modern society?
Posted by: Puddin Head at July 01, 2019 12:48 PM (2LelM)

Because then you have to take responsibility for governing the people who live there.

That's precisely where we went so wrong in Iraq.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:01 PM (Kpl3J)

310 Is Beto looking for cartel campaign donations?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (bDqIh)

311 From the last thread:


Spot the (print) quote: "I hate tea. It's mud. Furthermore it's the main reason for the downfall of the British Empire."


The speaker is a fictional character, deservedly famous here at the HQ.

Someone guessed Archer, but that's not it. The character has a much longer history.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (ClOmq)

312 (loosely translated)
My Hovercraft is full of eels! My nipples explode with delight!

Posted by: Beto Native speaking Skateboard Jesus O'Rourke at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (37IEG)

313 I guess one of the upsides of a leftists revolution in America is when the left finally comes and takes all of Beto's wealth (well his wife's family's wealth) just because it is there, and all his past posturing does him no good.

Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (sX1BW)

314 307 Sorry folks, but "my country is a shithole" and "I married an asshole" are not valid claims for asylum.

Go back, apply for legal immigration, and wait - like literally millions of other people the world over.
Posted by: DocJ at July 01, 2019 01:01 PM (77WPm)

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Or, maybe they could fix their own countries?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (OaUCv)

315 284 And if they don't want to hump a rifle, they can dig a canal.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 12:51 PM (bcbK

For great Dignity.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (NWiLs)

And possibly for Great Justice.

Sigh.

Come back, Palpy...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (bcbK8)

316 > Heh. I once had a la raza type gal, my immediate supervisor, try to tell
me CA should speak Spanish because CA used to be owned by Mexico.


Ah, yes. Somehow it never dawns on these people that Mexico was itself a construct of European colonialism, and that Spanish is just as much a colonizer's language as English.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (JUUk1)

317 Heh. I once had a la raza type gal, my immediate supervisor, try to tell me CA should speak Spanish because CA used to be owned by Mexico. I laughed at her and told her that's like saying Europe should speak Italian because they were once ruled by Rome.

Our working relationship, bad at the time, went downhill from there.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 12:59 PM (qC1Sy)

...

Did you ask her if they still speak Aztec where she's from?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (yL25O)

318 Now explain to me why that is a big plus.
I'd say it's a plus because Beatoff has zero chance of winning, and every dollar of campaign funds he wastes or pockets is a dollar that won't be going to Plugs, or Kamaltoe, or Fauxcahontas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:00 PM (JUUk1)


OK, fair point: it's a big plus for US. But why is it a big plus for soccer moms?

"Oh, he's Latino, and he's wonderful." No, Toots, you're 0 for 2.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (vGOqr)

319 Because then you have to take responsibility for governing the people who live there.

That's precisely where we went so wrong in Iraq.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:01 PM (Kpl3J)

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Well, when they revolted against MX, TX was at least half Mexican. But they REVOLTED. They wanted freedom. These people just want free shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (AzW6q)

320 311 From the last thread:


Spot the (print) quote: "I hate tea. It's mud. Furthermore it's the main reason for the downfall of the British Empire."


The speaker is a fictional character, deservedly famous here at the HQ.

Someone guessed Archer, but that's not it. The character has a much longer history.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (ClOmq)

Flashman?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 01:03 PM (bcbK8)

321 I remember in 2004 when I was interviewing with a company. And I was chatting with the VP who said you know this is a great company, blah blah blah. But....and he got really serious, we don't provide free health insurance. Just want to be upfront. And I was like, uhm OK, how much is it. And he says it's $150/mo. And I was thinking, shit that is kinda high, at my current place it was I think $10/every paycheck so $250 a year. But they made that up by paying me a lot of money in salary/bonus.

Today's I'd give my left arm to have that coverage for $150/mo. Even adjusted for inflation that's still 1/4 the price that policy costs today.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 01:03 PM (FiUMj)

322 @312

LOL!

Really glad my office is empty today.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 01:04 PM (qC1Sy)

323 > Because then you have to take responsibility for governing the people who live there.

I'd be down for handing every able-bodied male who arrives at the border a cheap AR-15 and a can of ammo, with instructions to go back home and fix the problem.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:04 PM (JUUk1)

324 Heh. I once had a la raza type gal, my immediate supervisor, try to tell me CA should speak Spanish because CA used to be owned by Mexico.

Presumably she wanted to legalize ritualized murder too? We're halfway there already in California, we just need the legislature to make it official.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:04 PM (vGOqr)

325 When was the last time Mexico won the World Cup?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 12:54 PM (TAmPV)

The only sport they play and they still aren't good at it.

Posted by: josephistan at July 01, 2019 12:58 PM (7HtZB)


This, too, is the story of Obama.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2019 01:04 PM (ptqGC)

326 308 Heh. I once had a la raza type gal, my immediate supervisor, try to tell me CA should speak Spanish because CA used to be owned by Mexico. I laughed at her and told her that's like saying Europe should speak Italian because they were once ruled by Rome.

Britain should speak Celtic languages, such as Gaelic.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:01 PM (vGOqr)

I speak gay lick!

Posted by: Shep! at July 01, 2019 01:04 PM (7HtZB)

327 Donde esta la casa de verga? yo quiero verga, grande verga.

Posted by: Benito O'Rourke at July 01, 2019 01:04 PM (pw+jk)

328
Sorry folks, but "my country is a shithole" and "I married an asshole" are not valid claims for asylum.


Because when the abusive husband finds out that you're in California collecting freebies he won't come looking for you.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (TAmPV)

329 "Fluent" in Spanish.

Fluent in penis.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (t6MX/)

330 Spot the (print) quote: "I hate tea. It's mud. Furthermore it's the main reason for the downfall of the British Empire."


The speaker is a fictional character, deservedly famous here at the HQ.


Someone guessed Archer, but that's not it. The character has a much longer history.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (ClOmq)



Flashman?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019

*
*
. . .
It does sound like something he'd say . . . but no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (ClOmq)

331 I do like the 'Bernie' and 'I'm with HER' bumper stickers.

Good to know who your enemies are.

also, don't put bumper stickers on your cars.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (bcbK8)

332 I'd be down for handing every able-bodied male who arrives at the border a cheap AR-15 and a can of ammo, with instructions to go back home and fix the problem.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:04 PM (JUUk1)

Eric Holder already tried that. He called the program "Fast and Furious".

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)

333 Heh. I once had a la raza type gal, my immediate supervisor, try to tell me CA should speak Spanish because CA used to be owned by Mexico. I laughed at her and told her that's like saying Europe should speak Italian because they were once ruled by Rome.

Our working relationship, bad at the time, went downhill from there.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 12:59 PM (qC1Sy)

...

Did you ask her if they still speak Aztec where she's from?

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No good deed goes unpunished. We actually paid $$ for CA after we conquered it.

The least Mexico could do is give us our $15,000,000 back now that they have reconquered it.

Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (sX1BW)

334 > OK, fair point: it's a big plus for US. But why is it a big plus for soccer moms?

He makes them moist in their no-no bits, without being all scary by having (e.g.) skull tattoos on his face.

A middle-aged "cute-but-non-threatening boy", basically.




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:06 PM (JUUk1)

335 279 229 well, some Obama judge may have sparked the last straw here since he's fucking with Trump's war power.


Why do we have troops in fifty other places around the country defending their borders, when the key responsibility under the President's 'war powers' is defending OUR border?

Posted by: JEM at July 01, 2019 01:06 PM (8erNz)

336 james bond?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019 01:06 PM (HALdu)

337 Ah, yes. Somehow it never dawns on these people that Mexico was itself a construct of European colonialism, and that Spanish is just as much a colonizer's language as English.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (JUUk1)


I've wondered about that, too. And Mexico to this day is run by Europeans. You don't see the president of Mexico being some swarthy little five foot tall Indian guy. Instead, you see someone who could be running Germany.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:06 PM (vGOqr)

338 Heh. I once had a la raza type gal, my immediate supervisor, try to tell me CA should speak Spanish because CA used to be owned by Mexico.


It called "a war". You lost.
You're lucky we didn't kill you and enslave your children.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2019 01:06 PM (9vbJt)

339 @SH, oh, totally. I was self-employed up until 2010 (not related to Obamacare), and I had major medical with a $4000 deductible and $57 a month premiums, that I got when I wanted just by checking out companies online. I even switched 5 months after I got the first one just because I found one with lower premiums I liked better. The difference between then and now is insane.

@Keto, yeah, we were going to just go without insurance for awhile until I got the positive pregnancy test (which is a miracle, since I did IVF for baby #1). Right now, I'm the only one covered -- the Obamacare ones are stupid expensive even just for husband and son, and I don't want to push my company since I think it was a mistake / miracle that I got insurance and I don't want them to review the paperwork too closely.

Posted by: sunny-dee at July 01, 2019 01:06 PM (pID7O)

340 Did you ask her if they still speak Aztec where she's from?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (yL25O)

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Had I thought of it, I would have. Not like things were going to improve between us, anyway.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 01:06 PM (qC1Sy)

341 -----------

No good deed goes unpunished. We actually paid $$ for CA after we conquered it.

The least Mexico could do is give us our $15,000,000 back now that they have reconquered it.
Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (sX1BW)

AFAIK, that was the only time in history that a conquering power has paid for the land conquered.

Posted by: josephistan at July 01, 2019 01:07 PM (7HtZB)

342 Ou est la tour Eiffel?

Pourquoi y a-t-il des char Allemands dans ma commode?

Posted by: Swiftboat Johnny at July 01, 2019 01:08 PM (37IEG)

343 Can we give CA to Mexico?

Would they take it?

Deep Thoughts.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 01:08 PM (FiUMj)

344 337 Ah, yes. Somehow it never dawns on these people that Mexico was itself a construct of European colonialism, and that Spanish is just as much a colonizer's language as English.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (JUUk1)

I've wondered about that, too. And Mexico to this day is run by Europeans. You don't see the president of Mexico being some swarthy little five foot tall Indian guy. Instead, you see someone who could be running Germany.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:06 PM (vGOqr)

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Is this some secret in America? That people across South America are deeply racist against those of native American stock?

My mother in law is Peruvian, and looks native. She's short and a bit squat with dark skin. She and her family don't hype up their native roots but insist that they are pure European.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 01:08 PM (OaUCv)

345 I've wondered about that, too. And Mexico to this
day is run by Europeans. You don't see the president of Mexico being
some swarthy little five foot tall Indian guy. Instead, you see someone
who could be running Germany.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:06 PM (vGOqr)


Si, los peninsulares, ese.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 01, 2019 01:08 PM (ufFY8)

346 326 308 Heh. I once had a la raza type gal, my immediate supervisor, try to tell me CA should speak Spanish because CA used to be owned by Mexico. I laughed at her and told her that's like saying Europe should speak Italian because they were once ruled by Rome.

Tell her to park her car and walk because cars were invented by gringos. Oh and she can flap her wings and try to fly too.

Posted by: JEM at July 01, 2019 01:08 PM (8erNz)

347 Why doesn't Robert Francis talk with Americans on this side of the border-people such as Mayors of Towns which can't handle the Soros funded influx or the ICE people who have such overwhelming jobs? Why? Because he wants illegals to get in and vote without being citizens or registered voters. Democrat power forever!!,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2019 01:08 PM (+0VWg)

348 336
james bond?

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019

*
*
. . .
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

It's in one of the short stories in For Your Eyes Only, possibly that exact story. A waitress (in Paris, I believe) hears him speak and divines that as an Englishman, he'd want tea. He says, "I hate tea. It's mud." And he tells her to bring him a good strong cup of coffee.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 01, 2019 01:08 PM (ClOmq)

349 Si, los peninsulares, ese.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 01, 2019 01:08 PM (ufFY

Yes to penises!

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at July 01, 2019 01:09 PM (7HtZB)

350 Vamos muchachos

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at July 01, 2019 01:09 PM (vI+F1)

351 None of them need it or know that it used to be painful but not economically shattering to buy insurance, even as an individual.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 01, 2019 12:57 PM (yL25O)

It wasn't even all that painful in my brief stint as a pre-Obamacare insurance salesman. If you were in good health and didn't care about doctor visits and prescription drug coverage, I could have gotten you out the door with a +/- $100/month catastrophic plan that would have covered you in the event of car wrecks, cancer, or other major medical emergencies.

Now that's not even an option anymore.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 01, 2019 01:09 PM (J+mig)

352 341 -----------

No good deed goes unpunished. We actually paid $$ for CA after we conquered it.

The least Mexico could do is give us our $15,000,000 back now that they have reconquered it.
Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (sX1BW)

AFAIK, that was the only time in history that a conquering power has paid for the land conquered.
Posted by: josephistan at July 01, 2019 01:07 PM (7HtZB)

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We paid for a bunch of land from Indian tribes across the years. I think it's similar, especially after white settlers had started on the land already.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 01:09 PM (OaUCv)

353 The speaker is a fictional character, deservedly famous here at the HQ.


Rumpole of the Bailey?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at July 01, 2019 01:09 PM (fuK7c)

354 eh. I once had a la raza type gal, my immediate supervisor, try to tell me CA should speak Spanish because CA used to be owned by Mexico.


So I guess any Latinos here in New Jersey should speak English, right?

Wait, scratch that, they should speak Dutch because The Netherlands owned it first.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 01, 2019 01:09 PM (NFEMn)

355 The least Mexico could do is give us our $15,000,000 back now that they have reconquered it.
Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (sX1BW)

On the bright side, we did strip most of the gold out of the hills while we had the chance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)

356 He makes them moist in their no-no bits, without being all scary by having (e.g.) skull tattoos on his face.

And a prime consideration in choosing a President is his ability to generate moistness.

So how do they square that with wanting a female President? Or do I not want to know?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:10 PM (vGOqr)

357 Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

It's in one of the short stories in For Your Eyes Only, possibly that exact story. A waitress (in Paris, I believe) hears him speak and divines that as an Englishman, he'd want tea. He says, "I hate tea. It's mud." And he tells her to bring him a good strong cup of coffee.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at J




you know, he is right

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019 01:10 PM (HALdu)

358 Heh. I once had a la raza type gal, my immediate supervisor, try to tell me CA should speak Spanish because CA used to be owned by Mexico. I laughed at her and told her that's like saying Europe should speak Italian because they were once ruled by Rome.

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Amazingly, the only place in the world where it is bad that a people conquered another people is the United States of America.

Also amazingly, every other nation is full of natives who are direct descendants of the very first people to walk on that land.

Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 01:10 PM (sX1BW)

359 353
The speaker is a fictional character, deservedly famous here at the HQ.


Rumpole of the Bailey?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at July 01, 2019

*
*
. . .
It does sound like him, but see post 348, referring to 336.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 01, 2019 01:10 PM (ClOmq)

360 On the bright side, we did strip most of the gold out of the hills while we had the chance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)


And we did get the part of Mexico that had all the roads, sewage treatments, electrical grid, etc., so fair is fair.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:11 PM (vGOqr)

361 Trump really needs to pull the line out about how he is running for President of the United States and not President of Northern Mexico during his first debate.

The race would be over before it starts.

Posted by: Thatch at July 01, 2019 01:11 PM (v5Cc/)

362 tea is nothing more than dried twigs and dust with some hot water.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019 01:11 PM (HALdu)

363 He says, "I hate tea. It's mud." And he tells her to bring him a good strong cup of coffee.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at J
you know, he is right
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019 01:10 PM (HALdu)

I'm not so sure - tea comes from leaves, it's coffee that comes from ground(s).

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:11 PM (Kpl3J)

364 361 Trump really needs to pull the line out about how he is running for President of the United States and not President of Northern Mexico during his first debate.

The race would be over before it starts.
Posted by: Thatch at July 01, 2019 01:11 PM (v5Cc/)

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"President Trump is a racist for not wanting to be president of Mexico. I am that Mexican, sir."
-Kamala's killer response

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 01:12 PM (OaUCv)

365
I do like the 'Bernie' and 'I'm with HER' bumper stickers.



Good to know who your enemies are.



also, don't put bumper stickers on your cars.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (bcbK


I took a pic of a car in the parking lot of my local Publix, that was covered with every single libtard sticker imaginable (I sent it to CBD and he said it reminded him of Berkley).

There were at least two Coexist stickers, a Trump/Putin sticker, three more anti-Trump stickers, a "Love Freedom? Thank a Liberal" sticker, an Obama Democrat sticker, two "I'm with Her" stickers, two anti-Fox News stickers, an "I brake for elves, unicorns....etc." sticker, one that said, "Pardon my driving too slow in front of you," and too many others to count.


TDS writ large.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 01, 2019 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

366 Yes, let's restore the Aztecs to power!

La Raza - meaning the Spanish 'race' I presume. Or is 'la raza' Aztec, Olmec, Mayan or Toltec maybe?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 01, 2019 01:12 PM (37IEG)

367 I've wondered about that, too. And Mexico to this
day is run by Europeans. You don't see the president of Mexico being
some swarthy little five foot tall Indian guy. Instead, you see someone
who could be running Germany.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:06 PM (vGOqr)


Vincente Fox, nee "Fuchs."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 01, 2019 01:12 PM (NFEMn)

368 He says, "I hate tea. It's mud." And he tells her to bring him a good strong cup of coffee.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


you know, he is right

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019

*
*
. . .
Probably part of why I prefer coffee. When I read about a "cup of strong tea" being consumed by someone in a story, I think, "We must not get that real strong tea in America, because every cup I ever purchased or made tasted like eyewash."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 01, 2019 01:12 PM (ClOmq)

369 That makes sense. The closer politics are to you, the more you feel
them. Your vote weighs more, bad decisions hurt more, and the greener
grass in the next county is literally visible.
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That is why my ongoing rant about 'consolidation' not saving a penny and costing more. Get rid of township: go to county where you are one in a million; get rid of local schools; you are paying for multimillion stadium, and on and on and on.

Most of all, the layers of bureaucratic incompetence and doublespeak with better than 'cadillac' pensions and unaccountable to taxpayers is breaking us all.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 01, 2019 01:12 PM (MIKMs)

370 "President Trump is a racist for not wanting to be president of Mexico. I am that Mexican, sir."
-Kamala's killer response

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Her busing plan to Mexico has merit though.

Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 01:12 PM (sX1BW)

371 Heh, thought I read Mexico had stationed a ton of their people at their Southern border to prevent people from getting in?
And if they were already in Mexico, why did not their Northern border people send them back?
Roberto went across the border and just happened to find these non-Mexican people?
How conveeeeeeniant!

Posted by: SnailRacer at July 01, 2019 01:12 PM (6wWOe)

372 On the bright side, we did strip most of the gold out of the hills while we had the chance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)
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Believe it or not, there is still plenty of gold in CA.

But, being as it's CA, mining is prohibited through regulation.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 01:13 PM (qC1Sy)

373 Rumpole of the Bailey?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at July 01, 2019 01:09 PM (fuK7c)

Great books and series. I should have realized that Leo McKern as an actor had a dry sense of humor after seeing him play the cult leader in the Beatles' Help! but his role in "A Man For All Seasons" was not a comic one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2019 01:13 PM (+0VWg)

374
He had to use his passport to cross the border into Mexico, yes?

Next time he does it, confiscate the passport and leave him to fend for himself in Meh-hee-co.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 01, 2019 01:14 PM (OJ/jL)

375 I like the Coexist stickers - it's at least honest about which religion will be first and which will be last when the successful 'coexistence' occurs.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 01, 2019 01:14 PM (37IEG)

376 296 I spent some time in Houston last year and was staying in an upscale part of town. For the local morons, by the Galleria mall. I was stunned at the amount of Beto stickers I saw on cars, almost of all of them luxury cars. Which is why I wasn't stunned to see him come so close to winning.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at July 01, 2019 12:59 PM (FiUMj)


That's similar to my experience in 2008. I thought the election was going to be close. I saw an even split between McCain and Obama yard signs in my part of the county. Then one day I drove through the richer part of the county and it was nothing but wall-to-wall Obama signs.

Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2019 01:14 PM (xjiRE)

377 > Britain should speak Celtic languages, such as Gaelic.

The Celts didn't arrive until around the 6th century BC.

As far as we know, Stonehenge, etc. were built by the Beaker People, who were themselves apparently invaders who displaced a still-earlier Neolithic culture.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:14 PM (JUUk1)

378
I love tea, and would drink more of it, but it makes me throw up on an empty stomach, so it's worthless for the morning.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 01:14 PM (AzW6q)

379 There were at least two Coexist stickers, a Trump/Putin sticker, three more anti-Trump stickers, a "Love Freedom? Thank a Liberal" sticker, an Obama Democrat sticker, two "I'm with Her" stickers, two anti-Fox News stickers, an "I brake for elves, unicorns....etc." sticker, one that said, "Pardon my driving too slow in front of you," and too many others to count.
---------------------------------------

No partridge in a pear tree?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 01, 2019 01:14 PM (NFEMn)

380 Probably part of why I prefer coffee. When I read about a "cup of strong tea" being consumed by someone in a story, I think, "We must not get that real strong tea in America, because every cup I ever purchased or made tasted like eyewash."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 01, 2019 01:12 PM (ClOmq)

making strong tea is easy, just use twice what you're supposed to and leave the bags in at least twice as long as recommended, or more. I hate weak tea.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:14 PM (Kpl3J)

381 Hillary needs to give Beto lessons in how to speak "black", so he can relate to the Trayvons in the hood.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2019 12:50 PM (Cus5s)

Look, kid. You want to appeal to the darkies, you gotta carry hot sauce in your purse. And throw money. By the way, that's a really nice purse you've got there.

It's a valise.

Fuck you. *hic.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 01, 2019 01:14 PM (m79Dg)

382 377 > Britain should speak Celtic languages, such as Gaelic.

The Celts didn't arrive until around the 6th century BC.

As far as we know, Stonehenge, etc. were built by the Beaker People, who were themselves apparently invaders who displaced a still-earlier Neolithic culture.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:14 PM (JUUk1)

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Just leave the wights in charge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 01:15 PM (OaUCv)

383 "He makes them moist in their no-no bits"

I find this transforms them into, how you say, yes-yes bits.

Posted by: Paolo at July 01, 2019 01:15 PM (efToR)

384 On the subject of Mexico's leaders all look___ European, and the migrants... decidedly not... has anyone ever considered that their support for illegal immigration into the US might be a form of ethnic cleansing?

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 01, 2019 01:15 PM (J+mig)

385 When I read about a "cup of strong tea" being consumed by someone in a story, I think, "We must not get that real strong tea in America, because every cup I ever purchased or made tasted like eyewash."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at J



tea exists in the uncanny valley of things, similar to flavored bottled water, it almost tastes like something.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019 01:15 PM (HALdu)

386 Is this some secret in America? That people across South America are deeply racist against those of native American stock?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 01:08 PM (OaUCv)


Yes, it is a secret, even here in California. Make that "especially here in California."

I'm amused by La Raza types here who all seem to think that they are the descendants of the Aztecs. More likely that most of them are the descendants of the victims of the Aztecs, or people who worried about becoming the victims of the Aztecs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:15 PM (vGOqr)

387 Democrats say this country is very broken.

But they say this country is the best hope for illegal invaders.
Posted by: Anna Puma


They wanna break it worse. Just watch.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at July 01, 2019 01:16 PM (vcOmj)

388 Robert's furry outfit is a pander bear.

Posted by: annem at July 01, 2019 01:16 PM (bM37c)

389
On the bright side, we did strip most of the gold out of the hills while we had the chance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:10 PM (Kpl3J) -------------

Believe it or not, there is still plenty of gold in CA.


There is still plenty of oil in California too.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 01:16 PM (TAmPV)

390 Houston is an overwhelmingly Democrat city.

and it actually is very insular, it has very little to do with the rest of Texas. It's kind of like it's own little (well not little, 5 million residents) enclave inside of Texas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:16 PM (Kpl3J)

391 I think you need that weird question mark and one after Pepe. But better than Robert Francis and T-bone. I heard some native spanish speakers on the radio say that their debate spanish sucked.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2019 01:16 PM (r+sAi)

392 >>No good deed goes unpunished. We actually paid $$ for CA after we conquered it.


We got ripped off.

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2019 01:16 PM (5uHdy)

393 78 This is the guy whose campaign staff used his Senate campaign funds to cross into MX and fund the first "caravan." They were quite literally handing out his donors' cash, in person, to "migrants."

He's been up to this for awhile.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 12:30 PM (AzW6q)

Isn't Duncan Hunter up on misuse of campaign funds?

Posted by: clutch at July 01, 2019 01:16 PM (kiSdp)

394 Hey! We coulda had Mexico - after Scott conquered Mexico City they asked if they could become part of the US.

But we were piss fighting over whether or not people were actually farm machinery, and Mexico would have been below the Mason-Dixon line, so it would have been 'slave state' territory.

And that would have complete screwed the balance which more or less existed at the time.

So, uh, no. But we will pay you for the territory we conquered.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 01, 2019 01:17 PM (37IEG)

395
Wonder if anybody that voted for Beto is now regretting their vote and seeing what a complete fraud he is?

The more he puts himself out there, the more he looks like a goofy high school student hopped up on Ritalin

Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2019 01:17 PM (RBOtF)

396 In celebration of Gay Pride Month, Pete Buttigieg met Beto at the Border to perform his cavity search prior to re-entry.
Posted by: garrett


Gawd almighty. That made me laugh reel hard!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at July 01, 2019 01:17 PM (vcOmj)

397 Vete, Beto! Este es mi barrio.

Poser.

Posted by: Speedy Gonzales Por el Presidente 2020! at July 01, 2019 01:17 PM (Ndje9)

398 As far as we know, Stonehenge, etc. were built by the Beaker People, who were themselves apparently invaders who displaced a still-earlier Neolithic culture.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:14 PM (JUUk1)


That would be the Flask People.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:17 PM (vGOqr)

399 Can anybody tell me what time the lunch buffet opens up?

Posted by: Anna Navarro at July 01, 2019 01:17 PM (pw+jk)

400 Also known as "the Erlenmeyers."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:18 PM (vGOqr)

401 Capt. Picard?

Posted by: E Grey at July 01, 2019 01:18 PM (nFwvY)

402 387 Democrats say this country is very broken.

But they say this country is the best hope for illegal invaders.
Posted by: Anna Puma


They wanna break it worse. Just watch.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at July 01, 2019 01:16 PM (vcOmj)

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I do not understand how someone can hold these two conflicting truths to be correct at the same time:

1) America is just the worst place run by evil capitalists and racists.

and

2) America is the right place for a bunch of poor brown people.

If one of these people ever thought the two things at one time, their heads might explode.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 01:18 PM (OaUCv)

403 Debunking COEXIST

C wants to kill E, X, T, and (by implication) O. If they achieved the world they wanted, I and S would also no longer exist. O doesn't allow for effective resistance or defeat of C.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 01, 2019 01:18 PM (JFO2v)

404
The more he puts himself out there, the more he looks like a goofy high school student hopped up on Ritalin
Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2019 01:17 PM (RBOtF)

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I'd bet my bottom dollar he got started on Ritalin. But it's meth now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 01:18 PM (AzW6q)

405 395
Wonder if anybody that voted for Beto is now regretting their vote and seeing what a complete fraud he is?

The more he puts himself out there, the more he looks like a goofy high school student hopped up on Ritalin
Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2019 01:17 PM (RBOtF)

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#TedCruzBad

No, they're fine with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 01:19 PM (OaUCv)

406 345 I've wondered about that, too. And Mexico to this
day is run by Europeans.


The pure Spaniards have always considered themselves 'white' and they are every bit as 'white' as the Italians and the Greeks.

Of course, everywhere people go there's, shall we say, entertainment.

I think I mentioned before I once consulted for a group run by a Chinese woman who had an underling with a picture of Pancho Villa on his desk, and given his attitude to his job I'm sure it was there as a passive-aggressive expression of Villa's murderous behavior toward Chinese. He was an asshole, but he was union, so...

The Left would like to tell us that race is binary while gender is mutable, while science tells us gender is binary while race is mutable.

Posted by: JEM at July 01, 2019 01:19 PM (8erNz)

407 I can sorta tolerate green tea, some Thai and Chinese teas are even tasty.

But English style stuff tastes like crap to me. Like literally leaves off random trees stewed with twigs.

Bleh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 01, 2019 01:19 PM (bcbK8)

408 "I break for elves and unicorns" is another dim witted anti theist motto, I guess?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2019 01:19 PM (+0VWg)

409 >>Is this some secret in America? That people across South America are deeply racist against those of native American stock?


I used to guide some super rich families from Mexico City.
They were the most racist motherfuckers I have ever met.

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2019 01:19 PM (5uHdy)

410 The more he puts himself out there, the more he looks like a goofy high school student hopped up on Ritalin
Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2019 01:17 PM (RBOtF)


He looks whacked-out on something whenever he's in public. The only item of interest is what he's high on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:19 PM (vGOqr)

411 399 Can anybody tell me what time the lunch buffet opens up?
Posted by: Anna Navarro at July 01, 2019 01:17 PM (pw+jk)

Fixed it

Can anybody tell me what time the lunch trough opens up?

Posted by: Hog Navarro at July 01, 2019 01:19 PM (JFO2v)

412 Not to be outdone this campaign season :

Joe Biden announces he has joined Menudo.
Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2019 12:28 PM (5uHdy)


ahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2019 01:20 PM (kw5n8)

413 tea exists in the uncanny valley of things, similar to flavored bottled water, it almost tastes like something.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019 01:15 PM (HALdu)

Have yourself a cup of traditional Chai sometime. It's brewed in milk, not water. Quite good.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 01, 2019 01:20 PM (J+mig)

414
He looks whacked-out on something whenever he's in public. The only item of interest is what he's high on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:19 PM (vGOqr)

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Meth, dude. It's meth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 01:20 PM (AzW6q)

415 > Did you ask her if they still speak Aztec where she's from?

Ah, but the Aztecs were invaders from El Norte.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:20 PM (JUUk1)

416 409 >>Is this some secret in America? That people across South America are deeply racist against those of native American stock?


I used to guide some super rich families from Mexico City.
They were the most racist motherfuckers I have ever met.
Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2019 01:19 PM (5uHdy)

=========

You should meet some more Italians.

I love 'em, but Italians hate them some Roma and Africans.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 01:20 PM (OaUCv)

417 Is this some secret in America? That people across South America are deeply racist against those of native American stock?

My mother in law is Peruvian, and looks native. She's short and a bit squat with dark skin. She and her family don't hype up their native roots but insist that they are pure European.


Well gosh. She sounds just like my "metis" mother in law!

They have this same dark secret they get away with NORTH of our border, in other words.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 01, 2019 01:20 PM (Rarvo)

418 406
345 I've wondered about that, too. And Mexico to this

day is run by Europeans.


Well, that can't be - how can I be a racist if it's not run by little brown people?

Now, what race is American?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 01, 2019 01:20 PM (37IEG)

419 I used to guide some super rich families from Mexico City.
They were the most racist motherfuckers I have ever met.

------------

It's just sheer coincidence that the rich white liberals who are the loudest proponents of diversity happen to live in the whitest neighborhoods.

Posted by: SH at July 01, 2019 01:21 PM (sX1BW)

420 Eric Holder already tried that. He called the program "Fast and Furious".
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)

Well, no. He was all about arming the gangsters and cartels, to create incidents to use a lever to ban firearms in America.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2019 01:21 PM (WG6O9)

421 lol, have a funny story about the coexist stickers. long story. short version. some girl with coexist sticker cut me off in sbux line. honked lots. she started crying when I took pic of her coexist sticker.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019 01:21 PM (HALdu)

422 No good deed goes unpunished. We actually paid $$ for CA after we conquered it.

We got ripped off.
Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2019 01:16 PM (5uHdy)


Nah. We bought a Lamboghini, but wrapped it around a phone pole. It's our fault.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:21 PM (vGOqr)

423 There is still plenty of oil in California too.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 01:16 PM (TAmPV)

====
From the anals of true leftist logic.
Our county made oil pipelines illegal (banned) after an oil spill out of one pipeline of a little over 100 gallons. So the oil company/pipeline company quit pumping oil. This resulted in a loss of $8 million dollars to the county. The county then sued the pipeline company for the loss of revenue they caused by banning pumping oil in the county. The county got laughed out of court.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (pw+jk)

424 I love 'em, but Italians hate them some Roma and Africans.


to be fair, we also hate a lot of our fellow Italians.

you should hear my (Tuscan) family talk about Napolitans, for example. or god forbid - Romans. Sicilians aren't considered Italian at all.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (Rarvo)

425 420 Eric Holder already tried that. He called the program "Fast and Furious".
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)

Well, no. He was all about arming the gangsters and cartels, to create incidents to use a lever to ban firearms in America.

He was too big of a pussy to pull the trigger himself.

Posted by: Hog Navarro at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (JFO2v)

426 No good nood goes unpunished.

Posted by: JEM at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (8erNz)

427 Believe it or not, there is still plenty of gold in CA.


There is still plenty of oil in California too.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 01, 2019 01:16 PM (TAmPV)

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CA has two things without which a country cannot survive: Food and Energy.

And yet the legislature purposely does everything in their power to hinder access to both.

It's almost like the legislature is stupid and evil.

However, I think they're mostly just stupid.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (qC1Sy)

428 421
lol, have a funny story about the coexist stickers. long story. short
version. some girl with coexist sticker cut me off in sbux line.
honked lots. she started crying when I took pic of her coexist sticker.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019 01:21 PM (HALdu)
She meant you should co-exist with her by giving her whatever she wanted.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (37IEG)

429 >>Nah. We bought a Lamboghini, but wrapped it around a phone pole. It's our fault.


More like we bought a Tesla, parked it in the garage and came back to find the entire place on fire.

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (5uHdy)

430 Have yourself a cup of traditional Chai sometime. It's brewed in milk, not water. Quite good.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at J




no

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (HALdu)

431 424 I love 'em, but Italians hate them some Roma and Africans.


to be fair, we also hate a lot of our fellow Italians.

you should hear my (Tuscan) family talk about Napolitans, for example. or god forbid - Romans. Sicilians aren't considered Italian at all.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (Rarvo)

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The Sicilians are practically Spanish!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (OaUCv)

432 Like literally leaves off random trees stewed with twigs.

You might like those better than the commercial stuff.

Sassafrass root, basswood flower, raspberry leaves...I've made some good ones from stuff gathered while hiking.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 01, 2019 01:23 PM (O8WFE)

433 O'Rourke reminds me of how a slimy politician would run a campaign on a tv show or movie. Totally poll tested marketing poser. Fake as a tourist sombrero.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2019 01:23 PM (r+sAi)

434 >>you should hear my (Tuscan) family talk about Napolitans, for example. or god forbid - Romans. Sicilians aren't considered Italian at all.


Could be worse.

Could be from Calabria!

Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2019 01:23 PM (5uHdy)

435 "I break for elves and unicorns" is another dim witted anti theist motto, I guess?

I figure it means they just don't stop for anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2019 01:23 PM (39g3+)

436 you should hear my (Tuscan) family talk about Napolitans, for example. or god forbid - Romans. Sicilians aren't considered Italian at all.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (Rarvo)

Sicilians feel the same way, and the vote to rejoin Italy versus joining the USA after WW2 was a narrow one.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 01, 2019 01:23 PM (J+mig)

437 Could be from Calabria!


ha ha yes basically equate to Napolitans

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 01, 2019 01:24 PM (Rarvo)

438 Have yourself a cup of traditional Chai sometime. It's brewed in milk, not water.


I thought Chai was just the Chinese and Russian word for tea.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at July 01, 2019 01:24 PM (fuK7c)

439 >>You might like those better than the commercial stuff.

Sassafrass root, basswood flower, raspberry leaves...I've made some good ones from stuff gathered while hiking.


In his Crocs, apparently.



Posted by: garrett at July 01, 2019 01:24 PM (5uHdy)

440
#TedCruzBad

No, they're fine with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie

--------

OK, I do get that Cruz is not the most likeable man in Texas.

But Beto is extremely off-putting, too. Much more off-putting. He's a speedfreak that feeds people poo, drives around whacked out of his gourd on booze and drugs, and fantasizes about murdering children.

People are just turning off their innate, in-born "psycho detectors" when it comes to politics.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 01:24 PM (AzW6q)

441
Great books and series. I should have realized that Leo McKern as an actor had a dry sense of humor after seeing him play the cult leader in the Beatles' Help! but his role in "A Man For All Seasons" was not a comic one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2019 01:13 PM (+0VWg)



He was also good playing Number 2 on The Prisoner and funny as Moriarty in Sherlock Holmes' Starter Brother

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2019 01:24 PM (kw5n8)

442 > It's just sheer coincidence that the rich white liberals who are the
loudest proponents of diversity happen to live in the whitest
neighborhoods.
The most amazing thing to me is seeing tenured academics lecturing (say) unemployed West Virginia coal miners about their supposed "white male privilege".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:24 PM (JUUk1)

443 I love 'em, but Italians hate them some Roma and Africans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 01:20 PM (OaUCv)


EVERYBODY in Europe hates the gypsies. No exceptions.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:25 PM (vGOqr)

444 Our county made oil pipelines illegal (banned) after an oil spill out of one pipeline of a little over 100 gallons. So the oil company/pipeline company quit pumping oil. This resulted in a loss of $8 million dollars to the county. The county then sued the pipeline company for the loss of revenue they caused by banning pumping oil in the county. The county got laughed out of court.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (pw+jk)

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Town where I grew up has a shuttered NG power plant. They tried to get the company to pay 25 million in fees or taxes or whatever and the company said, "no, we'll only go 8 million."

The plant remains shuttered and the town is out 8 million bucks. Which, for the size of the town, is not chicken feed.

Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 01:25 PM (qC1Sy)

445 > But English style stuff tastes like crap to me.

Twinings English Breakfast tea. Use about twice the amount you'd be inclined to use by American standards for tea.
The back of your skull will blow off from the caffeine rush.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:26 PM (JUUk1)

446 Ah, yes. Somehow it never dawns on these people that Mexico was itself a construct of European colonialism, and that Spanish is just as much a colonizer's language as English.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:02 PM (JUUk1)


Ask the LaRaza types to count to ten in Nahuatl. Heck, ask them if they know how to properly pronounce the word "nahuatl."

Posted by: Gref at July 01, 2019 01:27 PM (AMIL/)

447 423
Our county made oil pipelines illegal (banned) after an oil spill out of one pipeline of a little over 100 gallons. So the oil company/pipeline company quit pumping oil. This resulted in a loss of $8 million dollars to the county. The county then sued the pipeline company for the loss of revenue they caused by banning pumping oil in the county. The county got laughed out of court.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (pw+jk)


I never thought about rewriting Atlas Shrugged as a comedy but it just might work.

Posted by: rickl at July 01, 2019 01:27 PM (xjiRE)

448 > EVERYBODY in Europe hates the gypsies. No exceptions.

Get a Chinese or Korean person liquored up and ask him what he really thinks about the Japanese.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:27 PM (JUUk1)

449 Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2019 01:24 PM (kw5n

Yes; A very fine actor, Could do classic theatre as well as TV roles.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 01, 2019 01:28 PM (+0VWg)

450 I thought Chai was just the Chinese and Russian word for tea.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at July 01, 2019 01:24 PM (fuK7c)

It may be, but the drink I was referring to is from India.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 01, 2019 01:28 PM (J+mig)

451 Ah, yes. Somehow it never dawns on these people that Mexico was itself a construct of European colonialism, and that Spanish is just as much a colonizer's language as English.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


I've had people tell me Spain isn't a European country. SMDH.

Crack a fucking geography book assholes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2019 01:28 PM (9vbJt)

452 Get a Chinese or Korean person liquored up and ask him what he really thinks about the Japanese.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at J




even more fun, ask the Japanese and Koreans what they think of the chinese when they are sober.

Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019 01:29 PM (HALdu)

453 > I've had people tell me Spain isn't a European country. SMDH.


Some fanatical Muslims still call it Al-Andalus, and are highly pissed that the Christians took it away from them in the Reconquista period.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:30 PM (JUUk1)

454 420 Eric Holder already tried that. He called the program "Fast and Furious".
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)

Well, no. He was all about arming the gangsters and cartels, to create incidents to use a lever to ban firearms in America.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2019 01:21 PM (WG6O9)

that was the point. Just to be tedious, the original poster had suggested we give an AR-15 to every would be asylum seeker and tell him to go back home and use it. Within 24 hours of word of that getting out, who do you think will control all the lines of asylum seekers picking up their free guns?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:31 PM (Kpl3J)

455 453 > I've had people tell me Spain isn't a European country. SMDH.


Some fanatical Muslims still call it Al-Andalus, and are highly pissed that the Christians took it away from them in the Reconquista period.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:30 PM (JUUk1)

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We need more movies about that.

"The Siege of Granada" might be a good place to start.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 01, 2019 01:31 PM (OaUCv)

456 Some fanatical Muslims still call it Al-Andalus, and are highly pissed that the Christians took it away from them in the Reconquista period.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:30 PM (JUUk1)

And they can sit down and shut up, lest we decide it's time to Make Byzantium Great Again.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 01, 2019 01:32 PM (J+mig)

457 > Within 24 hours of word of that getting out, who do you think will
control all the lines of asylum seekers picking up their free guns?

If that happens, we just start air-dropping them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:32 PM (JUUk1)

458 CA has two things without which a country cannot survive: Food and Energy.

And yet the legislature purposely does everything in their power to hinder access to both.

It's almost like the legislature is stupid and evil.

However, I think they're mostly just stupid.
Posted by: blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 01, 2019 01:22 PM (qC1Sy)


I think "evil" needs a look-in here, too.

California would - absent the shitheads running it now - would actually be more viable as a independent country than most countries on earth. Agriculture, oil, forests, mining, mountains, beaches, harbors, temperature climate, it'd be every bit as viable as Ukraine, or Argentina, which is an example of how it is possible to screw up Nature's bounty if you're sufficiently stupid, disorganized, and/or evil.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:33 PM (vGOqr)

459 Get a Chinese or Korean person liquored up and ask him what he really thinks about the Japanese.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at J

even more fun, ask the Japanese and Koreans what they think of the chinese when they are sober.
Posted by: yankeefifth at July 01, 2019 01:29 PM (HALdu)


And for the love of God, don't ask them what they think about any of our minorities.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2019 01:34 PM (vGOqr)

460 that was the point. Just to be tedious, the original poster had suggested we give an AR-15 to every would be asylum seeker and tell him to go back home and use it. Within 24 hours of word of that getting out, who do you think will control all the lines of asylum seekers picking up their free guns?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:31 PM (Kpl3J)

That's why I recommended that the asylum seekers be put into training camps, to be taught weapons and tactics. That way you could weed out the gang-bangers and cartel types. The others would probably rat them out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 01, 2019 01:34 PM (WG6O9)

461 I think "evil" needs a look-in here, too.

California would - absent the shitheads running it now - would actually be more viable as a independent country than most countries on earth. Agriculture, oil, forests, mining, mountains, beaches, harbors, temperature climate, it'd be every bit as viable as Ukraine, or Argentina, which is an example of how it is possible to screw up Nature's bounty if you're sufficiently stupid, disorganized, and/or evil.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Kick Kali out of the US. Make them make it on their own. Watch how fast they put up a wall to keep illegals out.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 01, 2019 01:34 PM (9vbJt)

462 > Agriculture, oil, forests, mining, mountains, beaches, harbors,
temperature climate, it'd be every bit as viable as Ukraine, or
Argentina, which is an example of how it is possible to screw up
Nature's bounty if you're sufficiently stupid, disorganized, and/or
evil.

California agriculture is utterly dependent on imported water. Without that, it would soon go back to the desert it was before.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:35 PM (JUUk1)

463 #TedCruzBad

No, they're fine with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie

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OK, I do get that Cruz is not the most likeable man in Texas.

But Beto is extremely off-putting, too. Much more off-putting. He's a speedfreak that feeds people poo, drives around whacked out of his gourd on booze and drugs, and fantasizes about murdering children.

People are just turning off their innate, in-born "psycho detectors" when it comes to politics.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 01, 2019 01:24 PM (AzW6q)
***************
MSM has seriously brainwashed people. It's as if they have lost all capability of logic and critical thinking,
I don't care how much someone hates Trump, what the Democrats are proposing is insane and regular people need to remember that these insane policies would destroy this country.

They need to grow up, swallow some pride and admit it.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2019 01:36 PM (RBOtF)

464 Nood.-

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:37 PM (JUUk1)

465 457 > Within 24 hours of word of that getting out, who do you think will control all the lines of asylum seekers picking up their free guns?

If that happens, we just start air-dropping them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 01, 2019 01:32 PM (JUUk1)

I really don't want to go on about this, but I don't think you understand how powerful the Cartels have become in Northern Mexico. They're the defacto governments there; they own every mayor, every policeman, they even run every jail. (Death sentence in Mexico is when a Cartel member is arrested by a rival and is sent to one of the rival cartels prisons) There is absolutely nothing that can move across North Mexico without the Cartels knowing about it and having a hand in it. The people who live there are now little more than serfs who have a duty to serve their new masters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2019 01:38 PM (Kpl3J)

466 Its sad when the most "macho" candidate the Dims field is that Irishmen Beto. But compared to that raging ladies man Booker, well even Pee Wee Herman seems macho.

But you gotte love Mayor Buttplug. If only he'd wear his dress and high heels.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 01, 2019 01:53 PM (nRj4F)

467 And they can sit down and shut up, lest we decide it's time to Make Byzantium Great Again.


That's nobody's business but the Turks.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 01, 2019 02:07 PM (yQpMk)

468 are you sure that "beto" was not refilling his campaign coffers with cartel money?

Posted by: Obama cages are real at July 01, 2019 03:00 PM (1XtI9)

469 "fluent"

Posted by: Gridlock at July 01, 2019 03:12 PM (z/vX9)

470 I bet he went over to Ciudad Juarez for the "donkey show" not the votes.

Posted by: RockyLombo'sPancreaus at July 01, 2019 11:29 PM (joid1)

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