The Morning Rant: Minimalist Edition

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A (maybe the) fundamental difference between 'Normals" and these post-modern, New-World-Order turds is their complete and total misunderstanding of American Exceptionalism and its underpinnings. This blathering idiot simply has no idea what he is saying.


America is the sum of its citizens, and we have the absolute right to decide for ourselves who is honored with the immense privilege of becoming one. Our country is pushed and pulled and tugged and wrenched in a thousand different directions, but the end product...which direction it moves...is the decision of its citizens. When those ranks are flooded by those who have no sense of the struggle that created America, no sense of the political philosophy and social fabric that combined to produce the greatest and richest and most free country on earth, then the push and pull is warped and twisted by the ideals of other, lesser countries and cultures.

Thus, in an ideal America, the vetting process and the expectation that new citizens have some basic understanding and appreciation of what makes us great.

As AlexTheChick says in her answer to this idiot's tweet...

Just fucking outright call for a shooting civil war you miserable oxygen thief
And that is what he is doing! By placing foreigners on the same (or higher) plane as Americans he gives them power and control over our political and social processes and sows the seeds of our destruction.

We have a moral imperative to protect what America is and what it represents, and that includes putting Americans and American ideals first. If that requires a vigorous defense of American Exceptionalism, then that is what needs to be done, in whatever way will ensure success.

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1 Punk monkey!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2019 11:00 AM (gC2IV)

2 I'll fetch the others.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2019 11:01 AM (gC2IV)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2019 11:01 AM (gC2IV)

4 Echo echo echo

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2019 11:01 AM (gC2IV)

5 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:01 AM (FbLDL)

6 Hey, Goldberg! Assimilate this!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2019 11:02 AM (I2dne)

7 Top ten

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2019 11:02 AM (uLuPn)

8 do they even hear themselves

Posted by: BlackOrchid at July 11, 2019 11:03 AM (Rarvo)

9 1 Punk monkey!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2019 11:00 AM (gC2IV)

That funky monkey!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 11:03 AM (NWiLs)

10 Willowed:

b.) My co-worker asked me yesterday how to spell "gracias" so I can only assume teh interweb ad machines are bugging my office.
Posted by: Jordan61


My wife asked me why I was wearing my everyday carry gun at home. I told her, "decepticons".

She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.

Good times. Good times.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:03 AM (HDCbD)

11 I see punkmonk

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 11, 2019 11:04 AM (LtSaI)

12 "As AlexTheChick says in her answer to this idiot's tweet...

Just fucking outright call for a shooting civil war you miserable oxygen thief"

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:04 AM (bcbK8)

13 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:04 AM (arJlL)

14 Hey JT

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 11:04 AM (NWiLs)

15 Silly me, I thought the paying taxes and obeying the law earned me the right to citizenship in the United States.

Posted by: JB1000 at July 11, 2019 11:04 AM (16OL0)

16 B'Gal is up so I gotta help her achieve functionality.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (HaL55)

17 Honestly, I'd be ok with some sort of civics test as a prerequisite for citizenship and voting.

Democracy might be worse than oligarchy because it gives idiots power over you.

...though, no guarantee oligarchs aren't idiots too. Hmm.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK8)

18 Hiya Insom !

How goes the job hunt ?

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (arJlL)

19 "miserable oxygen thief", love it.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (J+mig)

20 She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.


You wanna fokin attack me, gahed.

Posted by: 2-slice toaster in deli at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (T6t7i)

21 As AlexTheChick says in her answer to this idiot's tweet...

Just fucking outright call for a shooting civil war you miserable oxygen thief


It got hard and moved.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (HDCbD)

22 Silly me, I thought the paying taxes and obeying the law earned me the right to citizenship in the United States.
Posted by: JB1000 at July 11, 2019 11:04 AM (16OL0)
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Paying taxes and obeying the law earn you the right to apply for citizenship.

And yes, jumping the border is a crime and so the "obeying the law" part is already out the window.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (I2dne)

23 448 hey may try to "broker" a candidate at the convention, but no one is going to compromise - that convention is going to blow up like a 20 megaton nuke. They can't help themselves, that's who they are.

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I halfway suspect that the DNC is encouraging a big field to go as hard as they can, so they can go to a second round, and obviate the rules-change that keeps the superdelegates out of the first round.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 11:04 AM (AzW6q)

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If this is what they're doing, then they're asking for violence and chaos.

I could imagine some 4D chess rationale where the DNC is saying "We're losing this general election. Let's just make our left flank look as awful as possible while using every tool in our disposal to push them out of power within our party."

I kind of doubt it, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (FbLDL)

24 Yeah, much like AtC, I grow very weary of the foolishness of the fools that presume to lead us.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 11, 2019 11:06 AM (qC1Sy)

25 Atc for the win!!

Yes, sick of cutesy word games, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 11:06 AM (bDqIh)

26 As the masks continue to fall - the Trump Haters reveal more and more that it isn't Trump who they really hate - it's Us, for supporting him. And they've always hated us before now, too, it's just that they didn't feel a need to show it as long as they thought they could control us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 11:06 AM (Kpl3J)

27 17 Honestly, I'd be ok with some sort of civics test as a prerequisite for citizenship and voting.

Democracy might be worse than oligarchy because it gives idiots power over you.

...though, no guarantee oligarchs aren't idiots too. Hmm.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK

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I always get one question wrong on those tests.

Because I disagree with the question about the judiciary branch and its proper role in government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:06 AM (FbLDL)

28 17
Honestly, I'd be ok with some sort of civics test as a prerequisite for citizenship and voting.


I'd want a 2-parter.1) IQ test to vote2) Ethics test with a fake lost wallet.

Posted by: pep at July 11, 2019 11:07 AM (T6t7i)

29 Democracy might be worse than oligarchy because it gives idiots power over you.

...though, no guarantee oligarchs aren't idiots too. Hmm.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK

Right now, we're sliding into oligarchy. Dynastic politics, buddy-buddy relations between big business and government, etc.

And if brains were gunpowder, our oligarchs couldn't blow their own noses.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:07 AM (J+mig)

30 It is true that America is the sum of its citizens and based on its current demographic birth rate and immigration policy it will be an Hispano-Asian country in roughly 25 years.

Get used to the Spanish language commercials you see popping up here and there, because that's where the growth is at.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 11, 2019 11:07 AM (VEBZJ)

31 Being born an American is winning the lottery of life.

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2019 11:07 AM (uLuPn)

32 ATC seems like such a lovable person. Unbelievable she isn't spoken for. That is completely non sarcastic.

Posted by: Someguy at July 11, 2019 11:07 AM (p997d)

33 Atc's response also reminds me of Tim Pool's response to facebook's new "it's OK to incite valance against people facebook hates" policy: So. Civil war?

They keep instigating on all clever and cutesy-like. Own it.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 11:07 AM (bDqIh)

34 As the masks continue to fall - the Trump Haters reveal more and more that it isn't Trump who they really hate - it's the US, for supporting him. And they've always hated us before now, too, it's just that they didn't feel a need to show it as long as they thought they could control us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 11:06 AM (Kpl3J)
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They hate Americans and by extension the country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2019 11:08 AM (I2dne)

35 Jeffrey Goldberg is a true believer Progressive. He truly believes in the power of a Liberal State is the best form of government and believes in the power of the state to use cohersion to fight those who have wrongthink.

Calibrate accordingly.

Jeffery Goldberg is FAR from the worst of them out there, but never read anything from him without keeping the above in mind.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:08 AM (bcbK8)

36 Transporting this from below:

456 [Raises hand] INTP. Of course. I'll die alone but I'll have lots of books.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (RD7QR)

we'll come hang out with you.

because books. so never alone
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 11:06 AM (r/xAU)

willow, you sweetheart, consider yourself hugged.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

37 So I'm a globalist and an assimilationist, love having sashimi and curry (but not at the same time). And I've lived in foreign countries and learned their gutter languages.

But here's the thing I didn't do in Foreign. I didn't criticize the way they ran things for themselves. I considered myself a guest and was polite.

For as much a globalist and assimilationist as I consider myself to be I don't want to hear criticism of the US if you have an accent. It's that simple.

If you sound foreign just say "thank you". And yes I mean you Fareed Zakharia.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 11:08 AM (fuK7c)

38 ]
I could imagine some 4D chess rationale where the DNC is saying
"We're losing this general election. Let's just make our left flank look
as awful as possible while using every tool in our disposal to push
them out of power within our party."



I kind of doubt it, though.


Disagree. I think that's exactly the thinking among the old guard. However, as with Trump, they may find that things don't work out as they expected.

Posted by: pep at July 11, 2019 11:08 AM (T6t7i)

39 27I always get one question wrong on those tests.



Because I disagree with the question about the judiciary branch and its proper role in government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:06 AM (FbLDL)

More and more the Judiciary is becoming the arbiter between the other two branches of government. It is the parent trying to mediate a dispute between two fighting children.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 11:08 AM (N39Ws)

40 "And that is what he is doing! By placing foreigners on the same (or higher) plane as Americans he gives them power and control over our political and social processes and sows the seeds of our destruction."

Foreigners don't have the power and control. The power and control belong to those that use those cockroaches for their political goals.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 11:08 AM (m79Dg)

41 Yeah, much like AtC, I grow very weary of the foolishness of the fools that presume to lead us.
Posted by: Blake

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Try yelling "You work for me a**hole!!" at the next townhall put on by your congresscritter and see what happens.

It will make for an interesting day.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (+F2XQ)

42 "As AlexTheChick says in her answer to this idiot's tweet...

Just fucking outright call for a shooting civil war you miserable oxygen thief"

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:04 AM


****

ATC can share my fighting position.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (axyOa)

43 I'd want a 2-parter.1) IQ test to vote2) Ethics test with a fake lost wallet.
Posted by: pep


Own land to vote.
You want to raise taxes?
Have skin in the game.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (HDCbD)

44 If anyone wants to see a little glimpse of what happens when the pogroms start, the documentary The Look of Silence is on Netflix.

I probably like it more than I would otherwise because I'm familiar with Indonesia and can understand a lot of what they're saying even without the translation.

But it's a pretty stunning account both of what happened to people caught by killing squads and how those killers see the events decades later (hint: no regrets).

Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (yL25O)

45 Just because my ancestors were allowed to come to America doesn't mean that I'm now obligated to allow everyone who wants in to come here. America in the late 19th Century didn't welcome my ancestors out of the goodness of her heart. She lost over 600,000 young men in the Civil War and doubled the size of the country thanks to the settlement of the West. Lots of warm bodies were needed at the time.

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (7HtZB)

46 31 Being born an American is winning the lottery of life

^^^THIS!^^^

Posted by: Just Another Retired LEO at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (7Nyae)

47 My wife is a LEGAL immigrant to the US. She took an oath of citizenship when she turned 18 and it means something to her.

Legal immigrants in their oath must swear that they will protect this country by arms if necessary.

Natural born don't. Neither do illegals.

The part about the illegals pisses her off to no end.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (ZfRYq)

48 Illegal immigrants are NOT medically screened, nor are they vetted in any way shape or manner.

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (tGqH3)

49 I love Her Imperial Malevolence.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 11, 2019 11:10 AM (BmxiN)

50

Zoidberg>Goldberg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 11:10 AM (aKsyK)

51 Resistance is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

Posted by: The Borg Collective at July 11, 2019 11:10 AM (I5SAg)

52 29 Democracy might be worse than oligarchy because it gives idiots power over you.

...though, no guarantee oligarchs aren't idiots too. Hmm.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (bcbK

Right now, we're sliding into oligarchy. Dynastic politics, buddy-buddy relations between big business and government, etc.

And if brains were gunpowder, our oligarchs couldn't blow their own noses.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:07 AM (J+mig)

Yup.

And competency in one area is no promise of competency in others. I know math whizzes I wouldn't trust to carry water.

Our elites simply aren't.

Letting people find they own way to happiness or hell is the best government, or lack thereof.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK8)

53 More and more the Judiciary is becoming the arbiter between the other two branches of government. It is the parent trying to mediate a dispute between two fighting children.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 11:08 AM (N39Ws)

I think it's more like the crack smoking, autistic child trying to drive a wedge between the parents.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 11:10 AM (m79Dg)

54 My wife asked me why I was wearing my everyday carry gun at home. I told her, "decepticons".

She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.

Good times. Good times.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:03 AM (HDCbD)
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I was with my wife, unarmed, because we were heading to check out a retirement community, and this guy started to move over into our lane, without, you know, actually checking to make sure there was room. I hit the horn and the jackass flipped me off.

At that point, I realized just how quickly things can go sideways, had the guy decided to do more than a one finger salute, so, always armed now.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 11, 2019 11:10 AM (qC1Sy)

55 36
Transporting this from below:



456 [Raises hand] INTP. Of course. I'll die alone but I'll have lots of books.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (RD7QR)



we'll come hang out with you.



because books. so never alone

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 11:06 AM (r/xAU)



willow, you sweetheart, consider yourself hugged.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 11:08 AM (RD7QR)
Got room for more? Maybe we find a place to set up an AOSHQ compound.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 11:10 AM (N39Ws)

56 10 Willowed:

b.) My co-worker asked me yesterday how to spell "gracias" so I can only assume teh interweb ad machines are bugging my office.
Posted by: Jordan61


My wife asked me why I was wearing my everyday carry gun at home. I told her, "decepticons".

She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.

Good times. Good times.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:03 AM (HDCbD)

Plink the blender too. Can't be too safe.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 11:10 AM (RD7QR)

57
She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.

I shoot the toaster, but I did not shoot the waffle iron.

Posted by: Bob Marley at July 11, 2019 11:10 AM (gmo/4)

58 Hate Has No Home Here!
But it is renting a room.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2019 11:10 AM (88+cf)

59 Where do we go from here? Clearly the non-confrontational approach of Trump (no, tweets and cracks and speeches DO NOT amount to actual action against the Left) is not impressing the enemy. They march screaming in the streets, beat us senseless, censor us, lie about us, build national narratives at our expense, stuff our children's brains with self-loathing lies. And we say, can we make a deal, can we negotiate a settlement, please?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 11:11 AM (H8QX8)

60 Got room for more? Maybe we find a place to set up an AOSHQ compound.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Wyoming is a possibility. But it does get cold...

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (9iLHi)

61 18 Hiya Insom !

How goes the job hunt ?
Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (arJlL)

Well...I'm in a holding pattern with something that looks promising, but it may take another week or two to hear something definitive. Other than that, not great.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (NWiLs)

62 42 "As AlexTheChick says in her answer to this idiot's tweet...

Just fucking outright call for a shooting civil war you miserable oxygen thief"

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:04 AM


****

ATC can share my fighting position.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (axyOa)

Yeah, I adore that mouthy little midget.

She ain't perfect but she's ours, so to speak.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK8)

63 They really do wasn't to start a shooting war.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (zFzxj)

64 Only a liberal could at the same time believe that the social institutions of society are so rigid and powerful that they define people for their entire lives. People from certain backgrounds are permanently disadvantaged while others are permanently privileged by the institutional biases. But at the same time believe that these same institutions and social structures can do nothing to affect or shape the values of a person who has lived in the country for their entire life.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (KUaJL)

65 Carry everywhere.

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (gmo/4)

66 They'll never call fo ran outright shooting war because they'd lose it very quickly. They just need to Gramsci us to death.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (oZ6kz)

67 My wife is a LEGAL immigrant to the US. She took an oath of citizenship when she turned 18 and it means something to her.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (ZfRYq)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (wYseH)

68 Wasn't = want

WTF auto-turd

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (zFzxj)

69 Why is anyone surprise they hate us?

We hate them.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (K/2j/)

70 Just because my ancestors were allowed to come to America doesn't mean that I'm now obligated to allow everyone who wants in to come here. America in the late 19th Century didn't welcome my ancestors out of the goodness of her heart. She lost over 600,000 young men in the Civil War and doubled the size of the country thanks to the settlement of the West. Lots of warm bodies were needed at the time.
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (7HtZB)

You hater! Your ancestors came to this country and immediately signed up for welfare benefits after they moved out to Indian Territory!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (m79Dg)

71 I think there's been almost 1,000 comments this morning on 2 morning threads and a bit from the ONT posted this morning.

This place is buzzing. Suck on that Allahpundit.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (cF8AT)

72 >>And when they stray from the American way, no one thinks to tell them that they're failing to assimilate


Seriously?

Questioning another person's patriotism is a favorite political tactic on both sides, depending on the issue and who is POTUS.

For example, Joe Biden has questioned the patriotism of anyone who doesn't want to pay more taxes.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (bDqIh)

73 Hate Has No Home Here, But He Toured The House With A Realtor And Put In A Competitive Bid But Couldn't Secure The Capital For A Down Payment On A Mortgage

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (oZ6kz)

74 And we say, can we make a deal, can we negotiate a settlement, please?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 11:11 AM (H8QX

Surrender like Hell.

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (uLuPn)

75 This all sounds very Alinsky-like. Seems Tucker Carlson is the flavor of the month for the Progs to go after. His name is everywhere and the Left if piling on to try and disappear him.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (axyOa)

76 Own land to vote.
You want to raise taxes?
Have skin in the game.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (HDCbD)
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That I don't necessarily agree with, because land ownership is not the same as "skin in the game" nearly as much as it used to be.

When you file taxes (state and federal), your receipt should include your net balance. If you received more than you paid through benefits, tax breaks, credits, etc., then your balance is negative. If you payed more than you received, your balance is positive. If the balance is negative, you don't get to vote - you don't have skin in the game. I don't care if it's a net wash (zero balance), positive by a penny or positive by a billion dollars, but those who consume rather than hold neutral or contribute are, in essence, voting for a living.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (I2dne)

77 Out of curiousity I looked at some houses for sale online in Wyoming. There were many touting guns safes...that sounds promising!

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (9iLHi)

78 Wyoming is a possibility. But it does get cold...
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (9iLHi)

But all that hate will keep you warm.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (xPJvm)

79 65 Carry everywhere.
Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (gmo/4)

This.

Frankly, it keeps me out of trouble. I can't afford to flip people off or yell at them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (bcbK8)

80 FIFY
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (wYseH)
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You sure about that?

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (aXucN)

81
Atc's response also reminds me of Tim Pool's response to facebook's new "it's OK to incite valance against people facebook hates" policy: So. Civil war?

They keep instigating on all clever and cutesy-like. Own it.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 11:07 AM (bDqIh)

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They are speaking to the hard left/Antifa types - telling them that threats and violence are all good from a standpoint of societal norms. The courts and police signal just as loudly that it's also acceptable from a legal standpoint.

So things have been pretty easy for them so far, and most of their targets are also outnumbered and easy to hit because of the geography.

What they don't understand is that their tactics are only intimidating to fundamentally peaceful people. All I see when I look at a leftist is a potential victim.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 11:14 AM (AzW6q)

82 79 65 Carry everywhere.
Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (gmo/4)

This.

Frankly, it keeps me out of trouble. I can't afford to flip people off or yell at them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (bcbK

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I love the moment in Predator 2 when the subway car of people all pulled weapons on the muggers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:14 AM (FbLDL)

83 Hate Has No Home Here But We Still Forward His Mail Because We're Not Monsters Or Anything

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:14 AM (oZ6kz)

84 73 Hate Has No Home Here, But He Toured The House With A Realtor And Put In A Competitive Bid But Couldn't Secure The Capital For A Down Payment On A Mortgage
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (oZ6kz)

LOL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:14 AM (bcbK8)

85 My parents came over in the late 50's. Sponsored by family who put up a cash bond with INS to guarantee that my parents were employed, had decent housing and assimilated into the community. The bond was refunded a year later, following several inspections of my parents by INS (Yes, I still have all that paperwork). I was born soon after. I remember the day my parents were sworn in as full citizens. The party at our house was EPIC.
When I see people demanding free shit, gimmdats and espouse a hatred for this country that opened its arms to them (like Omar) my blood boils.

Posted by: Just Another Retired LEO at July 11, 2019 11:14 AM (7Nyae)

86 Foreigners don't have the power and control. The power and control belong to those that use those cockroaches for their political goals.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 11:08 AM (m79Dg)

Until they have enough numbers, then they'll no longer need to dance with those who brought 'em, they'll be able to set the music.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:15 AM (J+mig)

87 My repeated meme didn't catch on like others but I'm glad people are seeing what I've been posting.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 11:15 AM (zFzxj)

88 Immigrants are not forced to pass a test or take an oath.

No one is forcing them to come here or remain here.

Posted by: HA at July 11, 2019 11:15 AM (MAstk)

89 And I'd take Montana over Wyoming.

But I'm not leaving WA. This is home and I'll fight for it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:15 AM (bcbK8)

90 >>Legal immigrants in their oath must swear that they will protect this country by arms if necessary.

Natural born don't.


Eh, we've pledged allegiance to the flag 100's of times, sung the national anthem at hundreds of sporting events, and so on.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 11:16 AM (bDqIh)

91 You sure about that?


Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (aXucN)

Look carefully.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2019 11:16 AM (wYseH)

92 So this guy is pro Pledge of Allegiance?

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:16 AM (yfm5M)

93 Agreed ATC. Tired of playing by the rules while they run rampant agitating for the extermination of people they disagree with.......us. They prepare, organize and execute their agenda while we have to be careful with what we say. Bring it MF'ers, let's get down to business right F'ing now.

Posted by: JROD at July 11, 2019 11:16 AM (rpN6y)

94 To become a Swiss citizen you have to be approved, unanimously by all your neighbors. That is real democracy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 11, 2019 11:16 AM (2LelM)

95 Wyoming is a possibility. But it does get cold...

Only in the winter

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:16 AM (arJlL)

96 The latest person in my family to move to America was some time in the 18th century.

I'm a direct descendant of one of the earliest citizens of Massachusetts colony. John showed up in the 1650s.

My mother's mom was French Canadian and had been in Canada since the 1750s or so.

I'm American. No hyphen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (FbLDL)

97 Unlike immigrants, natural-born citizens such as Carlson are neither screened nor forced to pass a citizenship test nor made to swear an oath.


I, for one, wouldn't be opposed to a loyalty oath that forces you to support the Constitution before you can vote.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (yQpMk)

98 Hate Has No Home Here!
But it is renting a room.
Posted by: Roland THTG


Hate is a co-signer on the mortgage.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (HDCbD)

99 A natural born citizen does not come to this country from another geographic entity (nation-state) with which he has a social compact (constitution, governmental structure, social and cultural norms, that he chose to leave, as emigrants do.

Somebody tell that dufus Zack whose friend left him for a MAGA hat that THIS is a false equivalency.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (mvenn)

100 And I'd take Montana over Wyoming.

But I'm not leaving WA. This is home and I'll fight for it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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I look around every so often out of curiosity but I'm probably never leaving Texas... Looked at Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (9iLHi)

101 'Don't like it here, go home'

Posted by: zeera My tomatos are doing GREAT at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (T9rmq)

102 >>I'd take Montana over Wyoming


I wouldn't.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (yfm5M)

103 ATC can share my fighting position.

And she can have a bite of my sammich !

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (arJlL)

104 97 Unlike immigrants, natural-born citizens such as Carlson are neither screened nor forced to pass a citizenship test nor made to swear an oath.


I, for one, wouldn't be opposed to a loyalty oath that forces you to support the Constitution before you can vote.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (yQpMk)

=========

How about citizenship tests?

"You don't know how many branches of government there are? Nope, you don't vote."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (FbLDL)

105
They'll never call fo ran outright shooting war because they'd lose it very quickly. They just need to Gramsci us to death.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic


Seems to be working.
Same reason China won't attack. They don't have to.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 11:18 AM (aKsyK)

106 Look carefully.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2019 11:16 AM (wYseH)
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I did. Minus the strikethroughs, I see "My wife is a" so what am I missing?

Ah, wait - just looked again. Okay. Next time separate those words so we old people with bad eyes can see, dammit!

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2019 11:18 AM (aXucN)

107 95 Wyoming is a possibility. But it does get cold...

Only in the winter
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Very windy too.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 11, 2019 11:18 AM (2LelM)

108 82 79 65 Carry everywhere.
Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (gmo/4)

This.

Frankly, it keeps me out of trouble. I can't afford to flip people off or yell at them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (bcbK

=========

I love the moment in Predator 2 when the subway car of people all pulled weapons on the muggers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:14 AM (FbLDL)

That is a great moment.

It's a little annoying when Bill Paxton starts calling all the citizens 'rush hour Rambos' when he, a cop, didn't do shit to prevent a citizen from being mugged or worse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:18 AM (bcbK8)

109 When you file taxes (state and federal), your receipt should include your net balance. If you received more than you paid through benefits, tax breaks, credits, etc., then your balance is negative. If you payed more than you received, your balance is positive. If the balance is negative, you don't get to vote - you don't have skin in the game. I don't care if it's a net wash (zero balance), positive by a penny or positive by a billion dollars, but those who consume rather than hold neutral or contribute are, in essence, voting for a living.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (I2dne)

I've been advocating this for years. If you're a net payer, you vote. If you're a net receiver, you don't.

This would codify one of those Copybook Headings that proves itself true time and again since time immemorial: Beggars cannot be choosers.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:18 AM (J+mig)

110 46 31 Being born an American is winning the lottery of life
..


Roflmao

Posted by: GUY WHO JUST STROLLED ACROSS YOUR BORDER at July 11, 2019 11:18 AM (MAstk)

111 100 And I'd take Montana over Wyoming.

But I'm not leaving WA. This is home and I'll fight for it
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
------
I look around every so often out of curiosity but I'm probably never leaving Texas... Looked at Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (9iLHi)

At this point I'm thinking I'd just like to buy a boat and sail around the Caribbean and avoid people altogether.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)

112 God damn America!
Land that I hate.
Describe her and deride her
As a land that is racist and inane.

Posted by: Zombie Progressive Bessie Smith at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)

113 Due to the vagaries of CA law, I have to be circumspect as to where I carry, which is why I wasn't armed at the time.

No more.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (qC1Sy)

114 69 Why is anyone surprise they hate us?

We hate them.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (K/2j/)

Yeah, but we hate them because they seek to control us in a Totalitarian manner. They hate us because we won't just roll over and let them.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (jp0Bv)

115 My feeling is if you haven't served in our Armed Forces you don't get to vote at all.

Posted by: Puddin Head at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (2LelM)

116 @Techno_Fog

DEVELOPING in the Flynn Intel Group FARA Case (US v Rafiekian)

With efforts to designate General Flynn as a "co-conspirator" appearing to fail, the Govt has designated his son Flynn Jr. as a Govt witness.

https://tinyurl.com/y46jjlc8

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (cF8AT)

117 They are speaking to the hard left/Antifa types - telling them that threats and violence are all good from a standpoint of societal norms. The courts and police signal just as loudly that it's also acceptable from a legal standpoint.


A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying that you chose poorly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (yQpMk)

118 Ah yes, Predator 2, the movie that couldn't bother to look up Voodoo in an encyclopedia and pick a country where it's actually practiced.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)

119 heh. The Empress brings it again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (xSo9G)

120 >>I'm a direct descendant of one of the earliest citizens of Massachusetts colony. John showed up in the 1650s.


Where did he live?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (K/2j/)

121 39 27I always get one question wrong on those tests.

Because I disagree with the question about the judiciary branch and its proper role in government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:06 AM (FbLDL)

You remind me of one guy I knew who flunked out of law school. He wasn't stupid, but he was very hard headed. On any particular question, when topics would be discussed, he was always big on how it SHOULD be, and then the Professor would correct him and say to the effect, well that's all well and good, but here's how it IS.

And he was so hard headed, then when it came Exam time, he would fail the exams because he refused to write down what he was told the Answers were, and insisted on writing down what he thought they Should be. IIRC, he quit at the beginning of his second year and started a pizza parlor.

I suspect it's a fault of mine that I've always been very good at repeating what I've been told to say, especially if money is involved.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)

122 Foreigners don't have the power and control. The power and control belong to those that use those cockroaches for their political goals.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 11:08 AM (m79Dg)

Until they have enough numbers, then they'll no longer need to dance with those who brought 'em, they'll be able to set the music.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:15 AM (J+mig)

Two examples. The French Revolution and the Communist Revolution in Russia. The herd was a threat. Temporarily. They went back to playing with their dicks and the "swamp" regained control. It requires intelligence, commitment, perseverance, and an information network to float to the top of the cesspool.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (m79Dg)

123 Wyoming is a possibility. But it does get cold...

Only in the winter
Posted by: JT



September thru May?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (HDCbD)

124 107 95 Wyoming is a possibility. But it does get cold...

Only in the winter
-------------------
Very windy too.

This is why I live in the South, plus the food is better.

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (uLuPn)

125 And it looks like my work here is done.

Have fun storming the castle.

Endeavour to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (mvenn)

126 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that none of the illegal aliens give a sh*t about an oath, much less America as an ideal or American as a culture.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (rF9rk)

127 118 Ah yes, Predator 2, the movie that couldn't bother to look up Voodoo in an encyclopedia and pick a country where it's actually practiced.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)

"I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (bcbK8)

128 Ah, wait - just looked again. Okay. Next time separate those words so we old people with bad eyes can see, dammit!
Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2019 11:18 AM (aXucN)

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29 is old?

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (qC1Sy)

129 I've been advocating this for years. If you're a net payer, you vote. If you're a net receiver, you don't.


Then nobody votes. We're all receiving $1 trillion more in government than we're paying for each year.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (fuK7c)

130 She ain't perfect but she's ours, so to speak.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK


Enjoy the crate of ravages.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (ZfRYq)

131 A sucking chest wound is nature's way of saying that you chose poorly.
Posted by: Grump928
-----------

Is there a t-shirt?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (xSo9G)

132 120 >>I'm a direct descendant of one of the earliest citizens of Massachusetts colony. John showed up in the 1650s.


Where did he live?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (K/2j/)

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Apparently Suffolk County. Now it's Norfolk?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (FbLDL)

133 Hiya Insom !

How goes the job hunt ?
Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:05 AM (arJlL)

Well...I'm in a holding pattern with something that looks promising, but it may take another week or two to hear something definitive. Other than that, not great.
Posted by: Insomniac

If we were Neanderthals, you could just bonk one on the head with a club.

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (arJlL)

134 I think the self-appointed nobility understand American Exceptionalism perfectly well, and they want to stamp it out once and for all. They want to return to the way the whole world was before America, which was a tiny hereditary ruling class lording it over the peasantry.

Posted by: rickl at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (xjiRE)

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Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

136 Hate Has No Home Here But He's Still Somehow A Member Of The HOA - What An Asshole

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (oZ6kz)

137 29 is old?
Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (qC1Sy)
---------

Truth be told, I'm closer to 29 and a half.

Posted by: bluebell at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (aXucN)

138 Ah yes, Predator 2, the movie that couldn't bother to look up Voodoo in an encyclopedia and pick a country where it's actually practiced.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)


Yeah. That was the part that was unbelievable.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (ZfRYq)

139
Hate Has No Home Here, But He Toured The House With A Realtor And Put In A Competitive Bid But Couldn't Secure The Capital For A Down Payment On A Mortgage

Kamala has a plan.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (aKsyK)

140 Damn it sorry and off to the barrel

Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

141 Illegal immigration is anti-Democratic.


It's deliberate anarchy designed to fit the needs of corrupt interests.


Anyone favoring our current system (or 'fixing' it to continue this way) is in service to corruption.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (oVJmc)

142 Back to that poor Ms. Pinder of earlier this am...

It's sad that she clearly can't afford more clothes, and one must be concerned about sunburn and other issues.
I therefore volunteer to apply lotions and ointments as needed.
I'm a giver that way...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (6qErC)

143 It's largely to late to do anything about any of this.

The glide path was set in motion in 65, with knock on amnesties, refugee and asylum changes in the 80s and 90s, you would have to essentially end all immigration, legal and illegal into the country for at least 30 years to make any meaningful impact.


Basically we have a 6:1 internal birthrate problem and a 9:1 immigration problem with virtually no assimilation Americanization mechanism.


In short, buy as much ammo as you can.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (VEBZJ)

144 I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that none of the illegal aliens give a sh*t about an oath, much less America as an ideal or American as a culture.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
---------

Seems right. They certainly do care about the country beyond what it provides to them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 11:22 AM (CDGwz)

145 Oh, Archer.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2019 11:22 AM (ZfRYq)

146 Hate has no home here.
But there's an AirBnB next block over.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2019 11:22 AM (88+cf)

147 Bring it MF'ers, let's get down to business right F'ing now.
Posted by: JROD at July 11, 2019 11:16 AM (rpN6y)


It's time for the big dance.

Posted by: HA at July 11, 2019 11:22 AM (MAstk)

148 I feel like they thought Rastafarianism had something to do with Voodoo?

It doesn't, but it's not the stupidest mistake to make I suppose.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:22 AM (oZ6kz)

149 Hate has a home here.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 11, 2019 11:22 AM (yQpMk)

150 uh oh

Posted by: HA at July 11, 2019 11:22 AM (MAstk)

151 The Barrel awaits, Archer.

We'll add you to the prayer list.

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2019 11:22 AM (uLuPn)

152 Oh, this is the guy who hired Kevin Williamson from NRO, and then fired him days later because his female staff felt "unsafe" that there would be a man who has written pro-life columns in the building.

Cuck.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

153 What exactly did Tucker do that strayed from the American way? Guess I'll have to watch to see. Omar is a dumb, ignorant, arrogant, racist who says almost comically inflammatory stupid stuff. Criticizing that is outside the rules?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2019 11:23 AM (QDnY+)

154 The barrel is getting fed today!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 11:23 AM (axyOa)

155 good morning all!

Posted by: IC at July 11, 2019 11:23 AM (a0IVu)

156 130 She ain't perfect but she's ours, so to speak.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (bcbK

Enjoy the crate of ravages.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (ZfRYq)

I'll take what I can get at this point

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)

157 Damn it sorry and off to the barrel
Posted by: Archer

Have fun storming the barrel !

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:23 AM (arJlL)

158 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics.

Posted by: kallisto at July 11, 2019 11:23 AM (tGqH3)

159 153 What exactly did Tucker do that strayed from the American way? Guess I'll have to watch to see. Omar is a dumb, ignorant, arrogant, racist who says almost comically inflammatory stupid stuff. Criticizing that is outside the rules?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 11, 2019 11:23 AM (QDnY+)

========

It may have more to do with criticizing our immigration regime, actually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:23 AM (FbLDL)

160 "Yeah. That was the part that was unbelievable.
Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (ZfRYq)"

Look man, I can suspend my disbelief when it comes to a race of masterful hunters from beyond the stars with tech beyond our imaginations that hunt alien face rapists, but you lose me when you start screwing up your syncretic religions.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (oZ6kz)

161 And what would be "the American Way"?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (Boy/L)

162 Hate has a home here.

Posted by: The Barrel at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (88+cf)

163 Geeze, Arch, try to be more succinct.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (CDGwz)

164 Hate has no homo here.

Posted by: Iran at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (oVJmc)

165 So, Goldburg is adamantly against illegal immigrants since they are neither screened nor pass a citizenship test. Do these people even think before they write?

Posted by: engineer at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (10bW0)

166 Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

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Maybe do that one more time, just to make sure it wasn't a fluke?

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (qC1Sy)

167 > Posted by: Archer
Never copy and paste from Microsoft Word into a web forum. Never.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (JUUk1)

168 good morning all!
Posted by: IC

Hiya IC !

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (arJlL)

169 162 Hate has a home here.
Posted by: The Barrel at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (88+cf)

========

That's not hate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (FbLDL)

170 How about citizenship tests?

"You don't know how many branches of government there are? Nope, you don't vote."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (FbLDL)
++++++++++++
I might be okay with that, actually. A poll test. Every ten years need to retake the citizenship test or somesuch.

Yet Progressives certainly aren't. They are profoundly dependent on the votes of the ignorant. Goldberg here is accidentally advocating for something that would destroy his entire political power structure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (I2dne)

171 Wasn't there a scene in The Wire where some of the ghetto hitmen were dressing up as Nation of Islam types?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

172 On the brightside, I have the next two days off work to see my brother at the beach.

On the down side, it's about 50/50 that the Blue Angels show will be cancelled due to TS Barry.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (yQpMk)

173 And what would be "the American Way"?


Cheese on apple pie, according to some of you heathens.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (fuK7c)

174 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics.

Hell yes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (Boy/L)

175 >>Apparently Suffolk County. Now it's Norfolk?

A real adventurer.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (K/2j/)

176 "We have a moral imperative to protect what America is and what it
represents, and that includes putting Americans and American ideals
first."

Hear. Hear.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (t6MX/)

177 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics"

They came to an accord?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (6qErC)

178 Democrats are better advocates for illegal immigrants then they are for our own citizens. Let's see how that works out in 2020. I have neighbors here in Liberal Land that are at their limit on this issue.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (VpIIl)

179 167 > Posted by: Archer
Never copy and paste from Microsoft Word into a web forum. Never.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (JUUk1)

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Never copy and paste from Microsoft Word into a web forum.

Never copy and paste from Microsoft Word into a web forum.

Never-Always-Never copy and paste from Microsoft Word into a web forum.

Always copy and paste from Microsoft Word into a web forum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (FbLDL)

180 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics.
Posted by: kallisto

He must be from North Jersey !

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (arJlL)

181 Hiya IC !

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (arJlL)

Hey there. Beautiful day in So Cal today.

Posted by: IC at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (a0IVu)

182 "On the down side, it's about 50/50 that the Blue Angels show will be cancelled due to TS Barry.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (yQpMk)"

That's kinda mean. We know Obama is a homo, but there's no evidence that he's a trannie.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (oZ6kz)

183 Oh, this is the guy who hired Kevin Williamson from NRO, and then fired him days later because his female staff felt "unsafe" that there would be a man who has written pro-life columns in the building.

Cuck.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 11:22 AM (bDqIh)

-------

Nothing like Rich Lowry.

Williamson's one and only column at the Atlantic was a screed trashing his former employers at NR as fascist Trumpers (I know, it is to laugh), and especially VDH, who he clearly implied should be let go if NR didn't want to be called Nazis.

And they immediately rehired the fat POS.

That was Level 11 cuckin', right there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (AzW6q)

184 and in gun news, I'm going to pick up my accidental Galil kit on the way to the beach shortly. Complete with US made receiver and barrel so I can start tinkering with it straight away.

Envy me!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (yQpMk)

185


normal

false
false
false

abby normal

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

186 >>Hate Has No Home Here But He's Still Somehow A Member Of The HOA - What An Asshole

Heh. We saw a dilapidated shack in Newburyport, MA (nice town) with a "Hate has no home here" sign and hubby added ". . .because Hate can't afford it here."


Those "Hate " signs always signal you've entered a town or neighborhood in which there is 0% risk of encountering an illegal immigrant or refugee neighbor (they might be cutting your lawn, but not dropping by to borrow some sugar).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (bDqIh)

187 Archer chunks one.

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (5NMZN)

188 >>DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics.


They'll need to Focus.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (yfm5M)

189 I'm a natural born citizen and I swore an oath. I'm pretty sure Jeffrey Goldberg didn't though.


how come no gun confiscation legislators have ever been criminally charged with conspiring to deny people their civil rights?

Posted by: x at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (nFwvY)

190 175 >>Apparently Suffolk County. Now it's Norfolk?

A real adventurer.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (K/2j/)

=========

Apparently a cooper.

https://tinyurl.com/y2b9mkvq

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (FbLDL)

191 Jeffrey Goldberg is a true believer Progressive. He truly believes in the power of a Liberal State is the best form of government and believes in the power of the state to use cohersion to fight those who have wrongthink.


Pssstttt.....Jeff, that's not the 'American Way,' just so ya know.

Posted by: Iran at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (oVJmc)

192 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics.
Posted by: kallisto

He must be from North Jersey !
Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (arJlL)

They teach civics here? It ain't taking

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (3gwtv)

193 The Vichy Democrats.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (VpIIl)

194 Willowed:
> In the 19th Century brokered conventions could work
While it's been a while since a brokered convention, it's happened a lot more recently than the 19th Century.
The most recent one (coincidentally for both parties) was 1952.
The
Republicans went in with 10 candidates, of whom 5 got votes on the
first ballot. Eisenhower did not initially have a majority on the first ballot,
but after shifts he did.

The Democrats went in with 15
candidates. 16 people got votes on the first ballot (one wasn't a
declared candidate). It took 3 ballots to name Adlai Stevenson, who was
NOT the person who had the most votes on the first ballots (that was
Estes Kefauver).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (JUUk1)

195 Posted by: Archer at July 11, 2019 11:21 AM (gmo/4)

lol
I'ts been a long time since I'd seen one of those. I had to see it with my own eyes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (t6MX/)

196 184 and in gun news, I'm going to pick up my accidental Galil kit on the way to the beach shortly. Complete with US made receiver and barrel so I can start tinkering with it straight away.

Envy me!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (yQpMk)

*envy intensifies*

I did a last minute Bravo Company buy last month. Still need to fiddle with it before it's range-ready.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK8)

197 @147 HA- in a perfect world we'd get our hands on them one at a time.

Posted by: JROD at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (rpN6y)

198 ah, merde.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (oVJmc)

199 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics.

Does Florida still require the aptly named "Communism vs Americanism" civics class for graduation? I had to take that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (yQpMk)

200 Back to that poor Ms. Pinder of earlier this am...

It's sad that she clearly can't afford more clothes, and one must be concerned about sunburn and other issues.
I therefore volunteer to apply lotions and ointments as needed.
I'm a giver that way...
Posted by: Anon a mouse


Binged her. Images.
No way in hell she hasn't done porn.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (HDCbD)

201 They'll need to Focus."

Perhaps make it a prelude to citizenship?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (6qErC)

202 wait no .. it was the other way round, "Americanism vs Communism".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (yQpMk)

203 My mother is a past President of her DAR chapter, and has done a lot of genealogical work. You can find the Massachusetts Bay Colony records on line, if you look. My oldest American ancestor was a Robert Seaver, who showed up in Boston in 1640.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (Kpl3J)

204 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics"

They came to an accord?


This is just the prelude.

Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (sZRzw)

205 Oh, we were supposed to teach civics? We just taught the kids about those possum looking things that eat coffee beans and shit them out.

Our bad.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:28 AM (oZ6kz)

206 Envy me!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2019 11:26 AM (yQpMk)

Yes, sir!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 11:28 AM (t6MX/)

207 It requires intelligence, commitment, perseverance, and an information network to float to the top of the cesspool.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 11:20 AM (m79Dg)

Looking at Kamala Harris, you can get to the top by sucking dicks, too.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:28 AM (J+mig)

208 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics


Fuckin' jap cars.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 11:28 AM (oVJmc)

209 1632, then Braintree now Quincy, Mass.

We've been here 400 years and have yet to account for ourselves.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 11:28 AM (fuK7c)

210 Democrats are losing their shit over the EE for the census question.

He can't do that!!

*Trump signs EE and smiles*

SCOTUS already stated the Executive Branch has the authority. They missed that in the attempt to have their Judicial Fifth Column piss on the Constitution...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:28 AM (VpIIl)

211 204 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics"

They came to an accord?

This is just the prelude.
Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (sZRzw)

An element of a larger scheme.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 11:28 AM (AURKQ)

212 204 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics"

They came to an accord?

This is just the prelude.
Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (sZRzw)

In Avalon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK8)

213 Apparently a cooper.


And that rhymes with pooper !

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2019 11:29 AM (arJlL)

214 we'd get our hands on them one at a time."

We still talking about Ms Pinder?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:29 AM (6qErC)

215 We have the highest percentage of Foreign Born living in the US, in history.

In the last 50 years, the little town I grew up in (Central Calif) went from 12,000 75% White, to 30,000 65% Hispanic.

You can't get a job here unless you are bilingual.

It used to be a safe place where we roamed free as children, now crime is through the roof, and homeless people are everywhere.

And they want to let MORE Foreigners in?

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

216 These globalist libs really don't get it.

They are bringing in a violent brown underclass to elimiate the middle class. If they are not Zuckerberg, they are expendable.


We are the first targets if we are not rich and liberal, but they are the second targets.

And then... liberal paradise of the uber rich and the poor.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 11:30 AM (+H0tZ)

217 >>Apparently a cooper.

He was a sub-compact?

Weymouth was still pretty frontierish back then.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 11:30 AM (K/2j/)

218 The Democrat Motto is 'It's better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 11:30 AM (oVJmc)

219 >>It used to be a safe place where we roamed free as children, now crime is through the roof


Immigrants don't crime, bro.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:30 AM (yfm5M)

220 >>What exactly did Tucker do that strayed from the American way? Guess I'll have to watch to see. Omar is a dumb, ignorant, arrogant, racist who says almost comically inflammatory stupid stuff. Criticizing that is outside the rules?


He pointed out that Omar is a great example of why we should be more selective with immigrants, since she hates our country despite all that it has given her, including the opportunity to serve in Congress.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 11:30 AM (bDqIh)

221
And then... liberal paradise of the uber rich and the poor.



See California.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 11:31 AM (oVJmc)

222 SCOTUS already stated the Executive Branch has the authority. They missed that in the attempt to have their Judicial Fifth Column piss on the Constitution...
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:28 AM (VpIIl)

--------

Whoever the DoJ attorney who abruptly dropped the case and ordered the census to be printed w/o the question needs to be transferred to Outer Mongolia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 11:31 AM (AzW6q)

223 In the last 50 years, the little town I grew up in (Central Calif) went from 12,000 75% White, to 30,000 65% Hispanic.

You can't get a job here unless you are bilingual.

It used to be a safe place where we roamed free as children, now crime is through the roof, and homeless people are everywhere.

And they want to let MORE Foreigners in?
Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

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Yes, because us conservatives aren't fleeing this hellhole fast enough. Once we're gone, they'll be free to create their socialist utopia!

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 11, 2019 11:31 AM (qC1Sy)

224 I might be okay with that, actually. A poll test. Every ten years need to retake the citizenship test or somesuch.

Yet Progressives certainly aren't. They are profoundly dependent on the votes of the ignorant. Goldberg here is accidentally advocating for something that would destroy his entire political power structure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2019 11:24 AM (I2dne)

Shit, forget citizenship tests. They don't even want people to have IDs.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 11:31 AM (Ez6QX)

225 Democrats are losing their shit over the EE for the census question.

He can't do that!!

*Trump signs EE and smiles*

SCOTUS already stated the Executive Branch has the authority. They missed that in the attempt to have their Judicial Fifth Column piss on the Constitution...
Posted by: Marcus T


If Barky could EO it off the census, Trump can EO it back on.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:31 AM (HDCbD)

226 212 204 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics"

They came to an accord?

This is just the prelude.
Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (sZRzw)

In Avalon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK

This is not the greatest pun war in history, it's only a Tribute.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:31 AM (J+mig)

227 I love how Jeffrey Goldberg, who would probably recoil in horror over this nation's charter document, Declaration of Independence, rejecting every paragraph, sentence and idea throughout the document somehow, by his own authority, declares that hate-filled, totalitarian bigotry is somehow the essence of "being an American".

Nice thing about our enemies, the blend of profound ignorance and arrogance limits them by crippling their ability to cope, learn and adapt.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 11:31 AM (lD3vL)

228 225
If Barky could EO it off the census, Trump can EO it back on.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:31 AM (HDCbD)

===========

"Trump isn't a real president."
-Hawaiian judge

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:32 AM (FbLDL)

229 It used to be a safe place where we roamed free as children, now crime is through the roof

________

Arrest this citizen for wrongthink!

Posted by: Progressive Clipboard Holder at July 11, 2019 11:32 AM (flINI)

230 > Immigrants don't crime, bro.

I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.
Given that the very fact they're here means they're guilty of a felony, I was somewhat skeptical of this claim.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 11:32 AM (JUUk1)

231 84 73 Hate Has No Home Here, But He Toured The House With A Realtor And Put In A Competitive Bid But Couldn't Secure The Capital For A Down Payment On A Mortgage
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 11:13 AM (oZ6kz)

LOL
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:14 AM (bcbK

I so want that on a yard sign

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2019 11:32 AM (7HtZB)

232 Pretty sure my great grandfather was an iceback what snuck in from Canadia.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 11, 2019 11:32 AM (88+cf)

233 You can't get a job here unless you are bilingual.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

If it's like Florida, by "bilingual", they really mean nobody cares if you speak the slightest bit of English.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:33 AM (J+mig)

234 Here's how America works: We have a flexible dynamic personality. Anyone can join the game if they play by the rules. Our character keeps evolving. When I was a kid you couldn't find a Vietnamese restaurant and Salsa was nonexistent. Each wave of legal immigrants brings more welcome variety. America takes the best from the world and turns around and offers all we are to everyone.

Posted by: Bill Hedrick at July 11, 2019 11:33 AM (6vJUd)

235 his is not the greatest pun war in history, it's only a Tribute."

Let us escort these puns outta here.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:33 AM (6qErC)

236 And just who the Fluck made Goldberg the arbiter of 'the American way'.

Does he understand what assimilate means? Is American English his native language?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2019 11:33 AM (37IEG)

237 look around every so often out of curiosity but I'm probably never leaving Texas... Looked at Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (9iLHi)

I think about leaving Texas on those 100 degree 100% humidity days.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 11:33 AM (zFzxj)

238 If Barky could EO it off the census, Trump can EO it back on.

---------Theoretically, however...

The DACA fiasco would suggest otherwise.

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 11:33 AM (5NMZN)

239 Fuck that guy in particular. Americans and America are a sovereign people and a sovereign country. Americans have the absolute right to determine who we let in and to expect the people we make citizens to assimilate. Fuck him and his globalist bullshit. He can say TuCA is wrong but to say he needs to ascribe to leftist bullshit is just bullshit.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at July 11, 2019 11:33 AM (0OmEj)

240

I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.



Then low-rent areas of major cities should be low-crime.

Crime in Southern California should be near zero.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 11:33 AM (oVJmc)

241 >>This is not the greatest pun war in history, it's only a Tribute.


We're on an Odyssey.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:34 AM (yfm5M)

242 "Whoever the DoJ attorney who abruptly dropped the case and ordered the census to be printed w/o the question needs to be transferred to Outer Mongolia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 11:31 AM (AzW6q)"

They were removed from the case, but a judge in the Second District has tried to say the president can't install a new legal team.

*makes jerking motion with hand*

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:34 AM (VpIIl)

243 > In the 19th Century brokered conventions could work
While it's been a while since a brokered convention, it's happened a lot more recently than the 19th Century.
The most recent one (coincidentally for both parties) was 1952."

1952 was quite the anomaly - Eisenhower was so popular that everyone knew he was going to win the general.

Best line I recall about Adlai Stevenson was when a supporter called out to him "Governor Stevenson, all thinking people are for you!!" and Adlai replied "That's not enough, I need a majority!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 11:34 AM (Kpl3J)

244
Though I wish Trump would stop playing along with things like EOs.

Just ignore them. He needs to what he wants and let them shriek about it.

Courts don't follow the law, so Courts have no authority.

Put it that simply, and just proceed at will, Donald.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 11:34 AM (AzW6q)

245 Well, isn't THAT special. Mr. Goldberg is (presumably) one of these errant, unvetted, ignorant natural birn citizens who should be forced to pass my version of a citizenship test, a simple test involving fathoms and cinderblocks in his very, very special case.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 11, 2019 11:34 AM (QMphW)

246 Shit, forget citizenship tests. They don't even want people to have IDs.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 11:31 AM (Ez6QX)
++++++++++
I'd probably favor a poll test over a voter ID requirement. The test could be anonymous. Pass it and get a card on the spot. Keep that card and scan it with your ballot. No card can be used more than once in an election.

Illegals voting is a huge problem in certain areas, but making the poll test English-only would go a long way in fixing that problem without voter ID if it's a problem. I understand a couple of opposition positions to voter ID (because I am not legally required to have an ID as a condition of citizenship or because of concerns regarding the secret ballot), but even if we don't go down that road there are ways mitigate the problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2019 11:34 AM (I2dne)

247 I think about leaving Texas on those 100 degree 100% humidity days."

You don't have to shovel humidity.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:34 AM (6qErC)

248 We're on an Odyssey.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:34 AM (yfm5M)

Not that grandiose, it's more of a Journey.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:35 AM (J+mig)

249 Dow @ 27,050.

Up 10 trillion in value since Trump's election.

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 11:35 AM (cF8AT)

250 Goldberg needs to be throat punched and exiled to a Venezuelan male brothel

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:35 AM (VpIIl)

251 such as Carlson are neither screened nor forced to pass a citizenship test nor made to swear an oath

Nad Just what Oath has she followed????


but, understanding, condoning of Isis , Railing against the country she CAME to for protection!?

While you defend the indefensible, a woman that freely came into this country only to tell its countrymen, - should also be hers !! to Stand up with America instead of some perverted Murders of Her clan _ (obviously of which she is more sympathetic to than those that die under their raping sawing off heads , murdering of fathers, mothers, grandparents- children and Women!)

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 11:35 AM (r/xAU)

252 Hate Has No Home Here, But He Toured The House With A Realtor And Put In A Competitive Bid But Couldn't Secure The Capital For A Down Payment On A Mortgage
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic



I so want that on a yard signPosted by: josephistan


We are house hunting in Central Ohio and saw a Hate Has No Home Here sign. We concurred that Hate might not have a home there, but Anger is out in the garage, smashing things.


And yes, I want that on a yard sign too.



Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 11:35 AM (+H0tZ)

253 You don't have to shovel humidity.
..


But you could.

Posted by: HA at July 11, 2019 11:35 AM (MAstk)

254 We're on an Odyssey."

We're covering the town and country!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:35 AM (6qErC)

255 We're on an Odyssey.

I hope we have a good Pilot.

Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2019 11:35 AM (sZRzw)

256 249 Dow @ 27,050.

Up 10 trillion in value since Trump's election.
Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2019 11:35 AM (cF8AT)

==========

"My investments are killing me with their increased weight on my soul! I was right!"
-Paul Krugman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:36 AM (FbLDL)

257 That has got to be one of the dumbest hot takes in the history of hot takes. "If you disagree with me politically, you're not American" is proof you understand nothing of America and liberty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 11:36 AM (39g3+)

258 Then low-rent areas of major cities should be low-crime.

Crime in Southern California should be near zero.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 11:33 AM (oVJmc)
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Yeah, I'll check with my wife and that and get back to you.

She and her ex had a house in the barrio in LA, first house, and she has stories about a guy getting beat up with chains and holes in houses due to gun battles in the neighborhood.

And this was several decades ago.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 11, 2019 11:36 AM (qC1Sy)

259 Wake me when somebody composts this little turd with a flamethrower.

Posted by: Gerard vanderleun at July 11, 2019 11:36 AM (U2iYI)

260 I think about leaving Texas on those 100 degree 100% humidity days.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
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Why do you think I'm looking right now?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:36 AM (9iLHi)

261 177 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics"

They came to an accord?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:25 AM (6qErC)

It's a pilot program.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 11:36 AM (NWiLs)

262 ".....in whatever way that will ensure success."

Ah, that's the problem, isn't it? We are free do whatever we want regarding border security, as long as it is guaranteed not to succeed. But things that we know actually work, must not be and cannot be done. They are forbidden.

Posted by: George True at July 11, 2019 11:36 AM (HThsw)

263 we've pledged allegiance to the flag 100's of times,
----------------------
I've always thought we should return to the predecessor to Bellamy's pledge:
"We give our heads and hearts to God and our country; one country, one language, one flag."
- George Balch

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 11:36 AM (5NMZN)

264 We're covering the town and country!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:35 AM (6qErC)

You could say going Continental.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:36 AM (J+mig)

265 Teaching Civics is still a Pilot program.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 11, 2019 11:36 AM (9Qsvx)

266 saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.
Given that the very fact they're here means they're guilty of a felony, I was somewhat skeptical of this claim.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 11:32 AM (JUUk1)

They just make up shit to fit their narrative. They want people to ignore their lying eyes , ears and facts.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 11:36 AM (zFzxj)

267 My apologies to Mr. Goldberg -

and why am I not surprised that Conor Shitbrainsdorf was the party actually responsible for the idocy.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2019 11:36 AM (37IEG)

268 >>I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.

Estimates range from the low 20s to 30% of federal prisoners are illegal aliens according to various DOJ reports.

Even if you accept the low end range the claim that illegals commit fewer crimes is patently absurd.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 11:37 AM (K/2j/)

269 such as Carlson are neither screened nor forced to pass a citizenship test nor made to swear an oath.

Carlson didn't take an oath to protect Isis or Isis protecters, yet he still defends those victims of their ideology.

shame!.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 11:37 AM (r/xAU)

270 Not that grandiose, it's more of a Journey"

You trying to Dart off in another direction?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)

271 89
And I'd take Montana over Wyoming.



But I'm not leaving WA. This is home and I'll fight for itPosted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:15 AM (bcbK

My childhood friend is running as Kittitas County Commissioner. He's Ellensburg's PDT. He's conservative and pro free market. So there is push back, but Kittitas is being invaded by the west side. Miss my hometown, but glad I got out in the mid 90's and moved to AZ. Keep fighting MAE

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 11, 2019 11:37 AM (5l6gb)

272 However, he is right that lacking any oath of citizenship or study of American history and culture, some Americans are definitely unable to assimilate with the country, just look at Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer, Michael Moore, and hosts of others. Born here, completely outside American values and cultural structures.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 11:37 AM (39g3+)

273 You trying to Dart off in another direction?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:37 AM (6qErC)

Nah, just saying it won't leave a Legacy.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:37 AM (J+mig)

274 Get out of my mind, Insom!

Tiebreaker is how many Honda Pilots have you totaled. I've got one on my resume.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 11, 2019 11:37 AM (9Qsvx)

275 " I think about leaving Texas on those 100 degree 100% humidity days. "

We had 61% humidity and 90+ degree temperatures in NY the last few days.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:37 AM (VpIIl)

276 17 Honestly, I'd be ok with some sort of civics test as a prerequisite for citizenship and voting.

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Not me. The Democrats have shown in the south in the 1st half of the 20th fentury they would use something like this to deny voting rights; to blacks then- to god knows who now, probably white males. It would depend on who they hate at the moment.
It's a tool that should not be allowed to exist.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 11, 2019 11:37 AM (pP4hk)

277 You could say going Continental"

That would be hard to Dodge.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:38 AM (6qErC)

278
Yes, because us conservatives aren't fleeing this hellhole fast enough. Once we're gone, they'll be free to create their socialist utopia!

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 11, 2019 11:31 AM (qC1Sy)


utopía socialista

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 11:38 AM (NgKpN)

279 Here's how America works: We have a flexible dynamic personality. Anyone can join the game if they play by the rules. Our character keeps evolving. When I was a kid you couldn't find a Vietnamese restaurant and Salsa was nonexistent. Each wave of legal immigrants brings more welcome variety. America takes the best from the world and turns around and offers all we are to everyone.




That's all true. BUT those Vietnamese and Hispanics have to conform to our values and our cultures. This includes working and learning English. Once they start demanding that we conform to their way or else (like sharia law) well then, that's something else entirely.

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 11:38 AM (+H0tZ)

280 I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.
Given that the very fact they're here means they're guilty of a felony, I was somewhat skeptical of this claim.


Because welfare fraud, identity theft, skirting tax laws, operating vehicles without license, operating businesses without permits, insurance or licenses, possible illegal voting are no longer crimes - unless a white heterosexual male does them.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 11:38 AM (lD3vL)

281 My American Way or the highway!

Posted by: J. Glodbreg at July 11, 2019 11:38 AM (oVJmc)

282 how many Honda Pilots


Mitsubishis had pilots for a few years. Honda has drivers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 11:39 AM (fuK7c)

283 ---------Theoretically, however...

The DACA fiasco would suggest otherwise.
Posted by: G



The census question was on the census for 190 years. It was EO'd off by Barky.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:39 AM (HDCbD)

284 We had 61% humidity and 90+ degree temperatures in NY the last few days.
Posted by: Marcus T
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I'd rather stay in 100 degree/ 100% humidity ALL year round....

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:39 AM (9iLHi)

285 There is wake tonight by me for a 21 year old girl killed by an illegal alien drunk driver.

They won't tell us he's an illegal, but everyone know he is.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:39 AM (VpIIl)

286 282 how many Honda Pilots

Mitsubishis had pilots for a few years. Honda has drivers.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 11:39 AM (fuK7c)

I award you Zero points.

Banzai.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (AURKQ)

287 You guys are supra good at these puns.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (jp0Bv)

288 Harmeet Dhillon, James Damore's lawyer, and the one who's recently taking on the Antifags, has been invited to the White House Social Media Summit by Trump.
Not knowing that Trump hates women and people of color, she says she's honored to accept.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (JUUk1)

289 28 17
Honestly, I'd be ok with some sort of civics test as a prerequisite for citizenship and voting.

I'd want a 2-parter.1) IQ test to vote2) Ethics test with a fake lost wallet.

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Apply that to the candidates.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (pP4hk)

290 214 we'd get our hands on them one at a time."

We still talking about Ms Pinder?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:29 AM (6qErC)

Lucy Pinder requires both hands. And a mouth, maybe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK8)

291

Buttigieg has been struggling to reach African American voters. A recent CNN poll shows his support among African American voters, which after a dismal start had been ticking upward in some quarters, is back near 0 percent in the aftermath of the June 16 shooting of a black man by a white South Bend police officer.

His plan would seek to include African Americans in high-ranking executive branch positions and promote anti-bias training throughout the country's institutions.

Buttigieg already had committed to creating a committee to examine reparations for slavery.

https://outline.com/hPczGx

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (aKsyK)

292 America takes the best from the world and turns around and offers all we are to everyone.
Posted by: Bill Hedrick


Do you think the US should screen out people who have committed murder and rape in other countries?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (DrqHq)

293 >>I'd rather stay in 100 degree/ 100% humidity ALL year round


In Texas?

No thanks.

Right behind California in states to never return to.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (yfm5M)

294 saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.

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Net of immigration violations, the commie statement is still not true.

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (5NMZN)

295 288 Harmeet Dhillon, James Damore's lawyer, and the one who's recently taking on the Antifags, has been invited to the White House Social Media Summit by Trump.
Not knowing that Trump hates women and people of color, she says she's honored to accept.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (JUUk1)

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I guess no one's grabbed her pussy recently.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (FbLDL)

296 > Mitsubishis had pilots for a few years.

I always wondered why Mitsubishi didn't use "From the company that brought you Pearl Harbor" as a slogan.
Didn't test well with focus groups, I guess.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 11:41 AM (JUUk1)

297 "Whoever the DoJ attorney who abruptly dropped the case and ordered the census to be printed w/o the question needs to be transferred to Outer Mongolia.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 11:31 AM (AzW6q)"

They were removed from the case, but a judge in the Second District has tried to say the president can't install a new legal team.

*makes jerking motion with hand*
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:34 AM (VpIIl)

I was amazed at this judge's ruling. A plaintiff or defendant in a case is not allowed to hire or fire their atty. Can't have new atty's brought in to consult. This is one of the more bizarre , unconstitutional rulings I've seen recently. But it highlights the political nature of what has been installed as judges in the last few decades, regardless of what John Robert's declares.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2019 11:41 AM (kPp+B)

298 1) Are you legally residing in the United States?

Yes / No

2) Really?

Yes / No

3) ... Really really?

Yes / No

4) Orange Man

Bad / BAD

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 11:41 AM (AURKQ)

299 Being a "natural born" American means that from birth you have been surrounded by people who adhere to, espouse, and practice the ideas and "values" that make America, America. This American culture becomes the default for you through growing up here.

The Left has worked for decades to subvert this through entertainment and the educational establishment. Molding the "New Socialist Person" by controlling the environment surrounding children, teens, and young adults. That this hasn't been enough for them is seen by their insistence on importing people who come from, grew up in cultures that are antithetical to that of America.

They want the entire idea that individual humans have freedom as a birthright from God eliminated from even being thought of anywhere. To them the State is god and is the only entity that matters and enjoys complete freedom of action.

Posted by: geoffb at July 11, 2019 11:41 AM (zOpu5)

300 100% humidity is a small price to pay for freedom...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:41 AM (VpIIl)

301 Honda has drivers.

*coughs*

Posted by: HA-420 at July 11, 2019 11:41 AM (sZRzw)

302 if Omar is fighting the good fight and runs to another country while PROTECTING the THING she ran away and hid from while LEAVING her countrymen to be meat in that grinder? and YET fights instead against her NEW countrymen !

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 11:41 AM (r/xAU)

303 Apply that to the candidates.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (pP4hk)

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I have a simple test for candidates -

"Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the American Democrat Party?"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)

304 The best thing about the Goldberg tweet is the look of Soulful Pain and Concern on his face. These people are just making themselves up on social media.

Posted by: Caliban at July 11, 2019 11:42 AM (qEujL)

305 I'd probably favor a poll test over a voter ID requirement. The test could be anonymous. Pass it and get a card on the spot. Keep that card and scan it with your ballot. No card can be used more than once in an election.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2019 11:34 AM (I2dne)

To be serious, this is the kind of issue where the crimes of the past catch up to us, and impact our actions even today. Poll tests were used in the past, and they become such a tool of abuse that they were banned forever - kind of a "this is why you can't have nice things" rule.

In the segregationist Democrat South, before WW2, it was a lot like the old bridgekeeper in The Holy Grail - if a White Man showed up to vote, he was asked "What's your favorite Color?" If a black man showed up, he was told to translate a page from Virgil from the original Latin into perfect English, in order to vote.

that's why we can't do poll tests anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)

306 The census question was on the census for 190 years. It was EO'd off by Barky.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:39 AM (HDCbD)

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I understand that but I will not be advising any federal judges.

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 11:42 AM (5NMZN)

307 Honestly, I'd be ok with some sort of civics test as a prerequisite for citizenship and voting.

I would be... but only if it was the same test as citizenship which despite Obama's 8 years apparently wasn't mangled into a Soviet nightmare of its self

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 11:42 AM (39g3+)

308 They just make up shit to fit their narrative. They want people to ignore their lying eyes , ears and facts.

The Enemy doesn't traffic in intellect and rational thinking, they operate purely on emotions and magical thinking.

I was looking over the bullet points on a dry-erase board left by another startup business in an Austin area incubator - nothing but platitudes and trigger words.

eight bullet points of utter incomprehensible non-sense if read through the eyes of one who processes words that have dictionary definitions rather than sounds that trigger emotions and mental fantasy journeys.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 11:42 AM (lD3vL)

309 mr Jeffrey? you failed to assimilate, so I'll be the first one to tell You that.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 11:43 AM (r/xAU)

310 I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.

Given that the very fact they're here means they're guilty of a felony, I was somewhat skeptical of this claim.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 11:32 AM (JUUk1)

That's something that needs to be drummed into their tiny little heads. Criminality rate is 100%. They broke laws, and serious ones, the moment they set foot in our country without authorization, or overstayed their visa.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:43 AM (J+mig)

311 I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.

-
Arguments are so much more difficult to win if you confine yourself to the truth.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 11:43 AM (+y/Ru)

312
In Texas?



No thanks.



Right behind California in states to never return to.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (yfm5M)
Well, can't help it if you don't understand. However, when we reform the US from the Republic of Texas, we won't hold this against you.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2019 11:43 AM (37IEG)

313 Looking at Kamala Harris, you can get to the top by sucking dicks, too.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:28 AM (J+mig)

I look at Kamalatoe and don't see a top. I see a bottom.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 11:43 AM (m79Dg)

314 310 I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.

Given that the very fact they're here means they're guilty of a felony, I was somewhat skeptical of this claim.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 11:32 AM (JUUk1)

That's something that needs to be drummed into their tiny little heads. Criminality rate is 100%. They broke laws, and serious ones, the moment they set foot in our country without authorization, or overstayed their visa.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 11:43 AM (J+mig)

==========

"That's not a crime-crime."
-Whoopie Goldberg

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:43 AM (FbLDL)

315 What amazes me is the way the left walls up around these crazed extremist bints. The more outrageous and awful Omar and AOC and the rest get, the harder they go on offense to attack anyone who notices.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 11:43 AM (39g3+)

316 I always wondered why Mitsubishi didn't use "From the company that brought you Pearl Harbor" as a slogan.


There was a car dealership in MA 15 or so years ago that ran TV ads. They were pitching 0% down, 0% interest, and 0 of something else, maybe first month's payment.

The announcer shouted "Mitsubishi, Zero, Zero, Zero" in the exact cadence of Tora Tora Tora.

It was to cringe.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 11:43 AM (fuK7c)

317 >>Harmeet Dhillon, James Damore's lawyer, and the one who's recently taking on the Antifags, has been invited to the White House Social Media Summit by Trump.



Excellent!
She and some other lawyers started publius lex:

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (bDqIh)

318 >ATC can share my fighting position.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (axyOa


Just don't dig your position too deep.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (sjdRT)

319 Lucy Pinder currently looks kind of frumpy and attainable, and she still has the monster yabbos.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (9Qsvx)

320 The WSJ article on the EE Census question is so twisted it makes a pretzel look straight. They've really killed that publication. It's now a Left Wing propaganda rag on the so-called news page

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (VpIIl)

321 >> Poll tests were used in the past, and they become such a tool of abuse that they were banned forever - kind of a "this is why you can't have nice things" rule.


The Consequentialists do that with EVERYTHING.

They are the reason we can't have nice things.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (yfm5M)

322 ATC can share my fighting position.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (axyOa


Just don't dig your position too deep.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (sjdRT)

------

A foxthimble.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (AzW6q)

323
I look around every so often out of curiosity but I'm probably never leaving Texas... Looked at Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (9iLHi)


When TX goes blue (which will be soon), then what are you going to do?

Posted by: Sooner at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (Fs5vw)

324 >>ATC can share my fighting position.


The nice thing is her entire wardrobe fits neatly into a matchbox. Epaulettes and all.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:45 AM (yfm5M)

325 *coughs*

Posted by: HA-420



Jeebuz this place is full of loveable spergeys.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 11:45 AM (fuK7c)

326 The announcer shouted "Mitsubishi, Zero, Zero, Zero" in the exact cadence of Tora Tora Tora.

I'm reasonably sure that they are proud of that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 11:45 AM (39g3+)

327 I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.

-
Give or take a murder or two here and there.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 11:46 AM (+y/Ru)

328 299 Being a "natural born" American means that from birth you have been surrounded by people who adhere to, espouse, and practice the ideas and "values" that make America, America. This American culture becomes the default for you through growing up here.

So I guess Californians really AREN'T "natural born Americans" anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 11:46 AM (Kpl3J)

329 When TX goes blue (which will be soon), then what are you going to do?------------------------------
That is the question everyone should ask themselves.

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 11:46 AM (5NMZN)

330 His plan would seek to include African Americans in high-ranking executive branch positions and promote anti-bias training throughout the country's institutions.


https://outline.com/hPczGx
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (aKsyK)


Anti bias training in the country's institutions? He thinks the military, the university system, etc. aren't trained to death in this crap?

These people are such panderers.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2019 11:46 AM (kPp+B)

331 I was amazed at this judge's ruling. A plaintiff or defendant in a case is not allowed to hire or fire their atty. Can't have new atty's brought in to consult. This is one of the more bizarre , unconstitutional rulings I've seen recently. But it highlights the political nature of what has been installed as judges in the last few decades, regardless of what John Robert's declares.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2019 11:41 AM (kPp+B)

I'd love to see AG Barr show up in that Court, with a Signed Executive Order in hand.

And say "the Supremes ruled the question was Legal. This is the ONLY reason YOU need to see as the Court province is NOT Policy.

I'm done with this guy.'

And leave.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

332 O/T as not car related. Senator Doug Jones (D) Alabama is a spectacular tool. Pick up your game please Alabama.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 11, 2019 11:46 AM (jp0Bv)

333 I look around every so often out of curiosity but I'm probably never leaving Texas... Looked at Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (9iLHi)

When TX goes blue (which will be soon), then what are you going to do?
Posted by: Sooner
--------
Seriously look at Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming... and maybe Oklahoma

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:46 AM (9iLHi)

334 think about leaving Texas on those 100 degree 100% humidity days. "

We had 61% humidity and 90+ degree temperatures in NY the last few days.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:37 AM (VpII

I saw that as I keep up with my former homestead. I forget which summer exactly, 88 or 89 when I suffered a heatwave in my non air conditioned apartment .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 11:46 AM (zFzxj)

335 that's why we can't do poll tests anymore.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)
++++++++++++
Yup, for sure. Same thing with poll taxes. Maybe it it was a carbon copy of the citizenship test (which is fairly slow-moving). Throughout history, people have tried to prevent people with whom they disagree from voting, and it leads to abuse and disagreement. I think "not receiving net government benefits" is a good threshold for enabling the vote, but many would disagree with me on that because I don't support universal suffrage. It is probably an irreconcilable problem and that might be for the best.

A slightly different problem is preventing people who aren't entitled from voting. Proof of citizenship is a very different thing and that is likely a solvable problem.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2019 11:47 AM (I2dne)

336 290
214 we'd get our hands on them one at a time."



We still talking about Ms Pinder?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 11, 2019 11:29 AM (6qErC)



Lucy Pinder requires both hands. And a mouth, maybe.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK

Hell, I'd sprout extra hands just for the occasion.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 11:47 AM (t6MX/)

337 >>Well, can't help it if you don't understand. However, when we reform the US from the Republic of Texas, we won't hold this against you.


Thanks, Damn. Been there more than a few times. Can't stand it.

Don't know why you people are so enamored with the place?

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:47 AM (yfm5M)

338 331 And say "the Supremes ruled the question was Legal. This is the ONLY reason YOU need to see as the Court province is NOT Policy.

I'm done with this guy.'

And leave.
Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 11:46 AM (NgKpN)

=======

He needs to bagpipe his way out of the chambers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:47 AM (FbLDL)

339 They want the entire idea that individual humans have freedom as a birthright from God eliminated from even being thought of anywhere.

Its worse than that. They don't even have the vocabulary to contemplate the idea - even if they wanted to.

This generation is incapable of even comprehending inalienable Rights that transcend the Now. Let alone a Creator or Natural Law.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 11:47 AM (lD3vL)

340 Just don't dig your position too deep.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (sjdRT)

She can stand on an ammo box!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2019 11:47 AM (wYseH)

341 When TX goes blue (which will be soon), then what are you going to do?

Go back in time and convince people they should have lots of babies rather than focus on themselves and the goodies they can accumulate.

We're being outbred because white folks think babies are too much a hassle and are bothered by "adulting"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 11:48 AM (39g3+)

342 Being a "natural born" American means that from birth you have been
surrounded by people who adhere to, espouse, and practice the ideas and
"values" that make America, America. This American culture becomes the
default for you through growing up here.

----------------------
On of the 1850's nativist planks was that immigrants should wait at least 21 years for citizenship (and hence voting) since that was how long natives waited to vote.

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 11:48 AM (5NMZN)

343 The marxists and identity politics types were offered a stake in America but have declined to accept it for many decades. We can't share our country with these people, they don't want it. We also don't have the numbers to take it all back. The only solution is for some states to secede.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 11, 2019 11:48 AM (MW+Pw)

344 According to the DOJ, as of last June 30% of all federal prisoners were illegal aliens.

I somehow doubt that percentage has gone down in the last year.

https://tinyurl.com/y5y57jvl

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 11:48 AM (K/2j/)

345 The WSJ article on the EE Census question is so twisted it makes a pretzel look straight. They've really killed that publication. It's now a Left Wing propaganda rag on the so-called news page
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (VpIIl)

It's been that way for a while, and after Trump's election, they must have purged any and all conservatives and/or Trump supporters. It's full on never Trump in every article and they will write anything in any manner to make something look like it's failing because of Trump.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2019 11:48 AM (kPp+B)

346 Poll tests were used in the past, and they become such a tool of abuse that they were banned forever - kind of a "this is why you can't have nice things" rule.


It's not just that. Consider where we are.

A civics/cultural literacy test would demand that you acknowledge that global warming is real, anthropogenic, and worth starving the economy over.

So do you give up your right to vote or lie?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 11:48 AM (fuK7c)

347 It's not our duty to assimilate, it's the immigrant's duty.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 11, 2019 11:48 AM (OMAvJ)

348 what's been of the most interest to me, Is dem progressive candidates all stating in one manner or another, we have no right to a country, The Country was always shit no better than Any other country (Obama openly and others stating this fact ) open borders free stuff for people Not us.

while saying they should represent america America.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 11:49 AM (r/xAU)

349 ATC can share my fighting position.



Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 11:09 AM (axyOa





Just don't dig your position too deep.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (sjdRT)


Hmm. Less digging, more jiggling? I'd kneel in my fighting position for that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 11:49 AM (t6MX/)

350 345 The WSJ article on the EE Census question is so twisted it makes a pretzel look straight. They've really killed that publication. It's now a Left Wing propaganda rag on the so-called news page
Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (VpIIl)

It's been that way for a while, and after Trump's election, they must have purged any and all conservatives and/or Trump supporters. It's full on never Trump in every article and they will write anything in any manner to make something look like it's failing because of Trump.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2019 11:48 AM (kPp+B)

==========

You heard Ace's story of his last interaction with Charles CW Cooke? That's NRO, not WSJ, but still.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:49 AM (FbLDL)

351 "When TX goes blue (which will be soon), then what are you going to do?-"

Remember the Alamo!

They will never kill the spirit of Texas by loading up metro areas with ex Californians and other Leftists. One thing I learned from being in many rural Texas counties is they never quit and they don't surrender.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:49 AM (VpIIl)

352 The more I think on it, even this Blue Checkmark warriors(tm) screed, I find myself levitating to Heinleins comment on Citizenship -

Citizenship is an attitude, a state of mind, an emotional conviction that the whole is greater than the part...and that the part should be humbly proud to sacrifice itself that the whole may live.

Blue Checkmark failed that - he advocates for the non-citizen, but fails to realize the price paid by Carlson's parents\family to sire him here.
The would-be citizen has yet to pay that price - either by conviction of effort, or, by power of deed.

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at July 11, 2019 11:49 AM (67aEn)

353 323
I look around every so often out of curiosity but I'm probably never leaving Texas... Looked at Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:17 AM (9iLHi)


When TX goes blue (which will be soon), then what are you going to do?
Posted by: Sooner at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (Fs5vw)

For some reason I got a vibe of pure enjoyment from you with that post.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 11:49 AM (zFzxj)

354 failing to assimilate

This from the party that's de-assimilated 1/5 of the population to the point where their sons are feral.

Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2019 11:49 AM (FhXTo)

355 A civics/cultural literacy test would demand that you acknowledge that global warming is real, anthropogenic, and worth starving the economy over.

So do you give up your right to vote or lie?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 11:48 AM (fuK7c)

-------

[photo of Bruce Jenner]

Is this a woman?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 11:50 AM (AzW6q)

356
I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.



So if we have enough home grown criminality why do we need to import more?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 11:50 AM (TAmPV)

357 When TX goes blue (which will be soon), then what are you going to do?
Posted by: Sooner at July 11, 2019 11:44 AM (Fs5vw)

If Texas goes all blue, then it's over for the entire country, don't forget that. But I don't think it's going to happen. For one thing, the Democrats work very hard to try and hide how much animosity there is between the Hispanic population (especially the established, legal population) and the Blacks and the LGBT freaks. They don't get along with each other at all.

If Texas Republicans can keep a 50/50 split on the hispanic vote (and Governor Abbot has always been close to that) then they have no worries about the state turning blue.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)

358 I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.

A carefully massaged study done by SPLC or one of those groups claimed this and sources like The Daily Show and NYT repeated it ad infinitum, but its just as bogus as the study that claimed innoculations cause autism. The study was exploded soon after being released, but its still being handed around because the bubble is strong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 11:50 AM (39g3+)

359 The announcer shouted "Mitsubishi, Zero, Zero, Zero" in the exact cadence of Tora Tora Tora.

It was to cringe.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


That's what you get when your ad exec isn't old enough to drink.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:51 AM (HDCbD)

360 "Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2019 11:48 AM (kPp+B)"

They were listening to the many complaints and loss of subscribers. But lately they've gone full retard. The stories are littered with bias from beginning to end. You can't even get through an entire article without scratching your head and clicking away. It's complete garbage.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2019 11:51 AM (VpIIl)

361 Another point about illegals: the left is not only waving away crossing the border, the left is also ignoring identity theft, welfare fraud, etc.

But far less criminality, I'm sure.

Posted by: Blake - my preferred pronoun is: Pronoun! at July 11, 2019 11:51 AM (qC1Sy)

362 Don't know why you people are so enamored with the place?
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:47 AM


Texas isn't just a place. It's a state of mind.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2019 11:51 AM (2ZccL)

363 358 I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.

A carefully massaged study done by SPLC or one of those groups claimed this and sources like The Daily Show and NYT repeated it ad infinitum, but its just as bogus as the study that claimed innoculations cause autism. The study was exploded soon after being released, but its still being handed around because the bubble is strong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 11:50 AM (39g3+)

==========

And the Communist Manifesto has been widely known to be pure poppycock, but still...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 11:51 AM (FbLDL)

364 3 HOURS of sprint planning meetings, then release testing.

BBL, if I can.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at July 11, 2019 11:51 AM (bcbK8)

365 I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.
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Bullshit.

Their very presence is criminality. So, 100%.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2019 11:51 AM (vg8iE)

366 "Molding the "New Socialist Person" by controlling the environment
surrounding children, teens, and young adults. That this hasn't been
enough for them is seen by their insistence on importing people who come
from, grew up in cultures that are antithetical to that of America." geoffb

right ... even with the breaking of family/community in many ways, Americans still (overall) hold to many "golden rule" type beliefs. "Commit a random act of kindness" was a sort of hippy version of holding to "localized/personalized charity", even without the Christianity.


But the masses coming from foreign countries have learned to take at every opportunity (there is no toilet paper in china) ... and Coulter points out the the criminals that do broad crime on food stamps or Medicaid ... tend to be foreign. They don't have any of that "community pride".


And "random act of kindness" is now "bash anyone that wears a MAGA hat", get them fired ... shut down any business that has a CEO that expresses Trump support ... etc. But the "Walk Away" type moderate leftists don't go for that manipulation ... so indeed, the oligarchs are marching in enemy troops, in the form of economic migrants and MS-13 gangs (or even more malicious, jihadists given their own enclaves, or flying in middle Africa).

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 11:51 AM (Cus5s)

367 >>I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.

That's been debunked - as you would expect, it's some fun with stats.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 11:52 AM (bDqIh)

368 356


I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.





So if we have enough home grown criminality why do we need to import more?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 11:50 AM (TAmPV)

They only get close to supporting that assertion by abstracting up to all immigrants to include legal immigrants, which obscures the very fact that illegal criminality is multiple times that of citizens.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 11:52 AM (t6MX/)

369 There was a car dealership in MA 15 or so years ago that ran TV ads. They were pitching 0% down, 0% interest, and 0 of something else, maybe first month's payment.

The announcer shouted "Mitsubishi, Zero, Zero, Zero" in the exact cadence of Tora Tora Tora.

It was to cringe.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 11:43 AM



I remember back in the 80s Gossett Mitsubishi in Memphis running ads with a Japanese spokesman saying things (in a Japanese accent) like: "You wan' zewo down? YOU GOSSETT! You wan' low intwest wate? YOU GOSSETT!"

Posted by: Bert G at July 11, 2019 11:52 AM (OMsf+)

370
Nothing - nothing - will ever beat the mattress company ad for a 9/11 sale featuring "twin towers of mattresses" falling over, in the "Tastelessness" category.

At least the company went out of business for that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 11:52 AM (AzW6q)

371 I have family and friends just north of Houston - in the burbs. I love that area in particular and TX in general.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 11:52 AM (sjdRT)

372 Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at July 11, 2019 11:49 AM (67aEn)

Citizens believe that their Country, is their Tribe.

Not a smaller subset of said Country, like African American, or Hispanic, or even Democrat, or Gay.

Its instructive to ask people how they self identify.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

373 https://t.co/T5ZPD6oF1n

I told myself I gotta have a relationship with this guy to help him get his mind right," Ryan said, according to Tim Alberta's book "American Carnage."

"Because, I'm telling you, he didn't know anything about government...I wanted to scold him all the time..."

On another, Ryan broke into "maniacal, punch-drunk laughter" after then-chief of staff Reince Priebus called him early one Saturday to ask about Trump's tweet accusing the Obama administration of tapping his phone during the election.

"Paul, what the hell is going on? What the hell is he talking about?" Priebus reportedly asked the former Speaker.

Alberta reports that Ryan said those around Trump "helped to stop him from making bad decisions. All the time."

"We helped him make much better decisions, which were contrary to kind of what his knee-jerk reaction was. Now I think he's making some of these knee-jerk reactions," the former congressman says.

Ryan said he couldn't stand another two years working with Trump in office, Alberta reports, adding that Ryan saw retirement as his "escape hatch."

Posted by: Paul "Big Cuck" Ryan at July 11, 2019 11:53 AM (jY1B4)

374 There was a young woman killed on the Washington Beltway last Sunday by a drunk driver driving on the wrong side of the road, hitting her head on.

The 22 year old woman was killed by Miguel Angel Solis Gomez. Nine out of ten articles about this do not mention his name and none reference his citizenship status.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 11, 2019 11:54 AM (FTlwv)

375 Out of one side of the leftist's mouth is "pay it forward" so that you do good deeds in order to inspire good in others... and out of the other side is "punch a Nazi"

These aren't the hippie girls with no bra putting flowers in gun barrels, they're the Weather Underground building bombs and collecting AK-47s for when the race war starts, ready to attack the man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 11:54 AM (39g3+)

376 ATC can share my fighting position.

Only if she can train the raptor to lift her out.
Otherwise you'll have to carry the stepstool everywhere.

Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2019 11:54 AM (FhXTo)

377 >>I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.


They do that by using the actual number of illegals here...not the 11 million they claim.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:54 AM (yfm5M)

378 >>I saw some commie arguing a while back that illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born.

Also, you could point out that a lot of sanctuary cities/states go easier on illegal aliens than citizens when they commit crimes in order to assist them in avoiding deportation.

And then there's that *1* guy in Texas they have attributed 18 murders of old women, but they speculate he may have killed **hundreds**. That guy alone is a statistics killer, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 11:54 AM (bDqIh)

379 376 ATC can share my fighting position.

Only if she can train the raptor to lift her out.
Otherwise you'll have to carry the stepstool everywhere.
Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2019 11:54 AM (FhXTo)

...

Master Blaster runs barter town.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2019 11:55 AM (yL25O)

380 " illegal aliens have a lower rate of criminality than the native-born"

LEGAL aliens have a lower rate of crime ... but of course they do. They went through an extensive process to get here, which automatically selects for a higher than average person, who is very intent on not getting kicked out of "nirvana".

But the illegals flood the prisons, and it would be worse except sanctuary cities refuse to enforce laws against them.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 11:55 AM (Cus5s)

381 Wyoming is a possibility. But it does get cold...

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 11:12 AM (9iLHi)

I have been wanting to go to Wyoming for years. Not so many prog/libs such as Kalimexifornicatistan.

Posted by: Grannymimi at July 11, 2019 11:56 AM (u5LFV)

382 I think "not receiving net government benefits" is a good threshold for enabling the vote"

Wanna know what kills that idea dead? Because that policy would kick every old person with social security and medicaid who doesn't own their own income generating business off the voting rolls. (admit it, Social Security and medicaid by this stage of the game are just welfare for old rich people)

The riots in Sun City would be kind of entertaining to watch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)

383 In private meeting, @JoeBiden tells lawmakers that as president he would end the detention of migrant children.

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And send them to Epstein's Island?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 11:56 AM (+y/Ru)

384 328,
"So I guess Californians really AREN'T "natural born Americans" anymore."

In the sense that they were born of two citizens of the nation called USA they are, but in the sense that they have grown up surrounded by the culture of freedom that is embodied in the Declaration and Constitution then no, many aren't and many throughout this nation aren't either.

Remaking what it is to be American is what the Left has been working on my entire life. It is their main mission.

Posted by: geoffb at July 11, 2019 11:56 AM (zOpu5)

385 I remember back in the 80s Gossett Mitsubishi in Memphis running ads with a Japanese spokesman saying things (in a Japanese accent) like: "You wan' zewo down? YOU GOSSETT! You wan' low intwest wate? YOU GOSSETT!"


Long Duck Dong Motors.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 11:56 AM (oVJmc)

386
They only get close to supporting that assertion by abstracting up to all immigrants to include legal immigrants, which obscures the very fact that illegal criminality is multiple times that of citizens.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 11:52 AM (t6MX/)


Yes,but even accepting their BS at face value it is still a stupid argument.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 11:56 AM (TAmPV)

387 AOC: Pelosi isn't racist, she just says and does racist things.

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 11:57 AM (G0vdT)

388 These aren't the hippie girls with no bra putting flowers in gun barrels, they're the Weather Underground building bombs and collecting AK-47s for when the race war starts, ready to attack the man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 11:54 AM (39g3+)

No, they're not the hippie girls with no bra. They're the fat, purple haired grrrlls that alternate between Triggly Puff moments and staring a their smart phones, checking to see if their last comment got any up votes.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 11:57 AM (m79Dg)

389 387 AOC: Pelosi isn't racist, she just says and does racist things.



AOC isn't an idiot, she....no, no, she really is an idiot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 11:57 AM (oVJmc)

390 OT
This morning, three Democrat's , Chris Murphy D Conn. , Jahana Hayes D Conn, and Marcia Fudge,D Ohio, sponsored a bill that would require the government and colleges to start keeping statistics on food insecurity of college students and efforts to get them to sign up for SNAP benefits.

Here's the article. Democrats now want to make sure college students, who are starving by the thousands, have full tummies on the taxpayer.

https://tinyurl.com/y4lxslhu

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2019 11:57 AM (kPp+B)

391 think about leaving Texas on those 100 degree 100% humidity days. "

We had 61% humidity and 90+ degree temperatures in NY the last few days.
Posted by: Marcus T


It's 87 with 59% humidity at 10:44 central time.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 11:58 AM (HDCbD)

392 Alberta reports that Ryan said those around Trump "helped to stop him from making bad decisions. All the time."

"We helped him make much better decisions, which were contrary to kind of what his knee-jerk reaction was. Now I think he's making some of these knee-jerk reactions," the former congressman says.

Posted by: Paul "Big Cuck" Ryan at July 11, 2019 11:53 AM (jY1B4)


Show of hands: who trusts Paul Ryan's judgement more than Trump's "knee-jerk" reactions?

Anyone? Bueller?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2019 11:58 AM (KUaJL)

393 Ryan said he couldn't stand another two years working with Trump in office, Alberta reports, adding that Ryan saw retirement as his "escape hatch."
Posted by: Paul "Big Cuck" Ryan at July 11, 2019 11:53 AM (jY1B4)

We all knew that Ryan was abandoning his Speakership, and Us, just because he was a Never Trumper, but this is the first time I've seen it confirmed in print.

And we wonder why so little got accomplished the first two years of Trump's Presidency - the so-called "republican" house was just as much his enemy as Pelosi's House is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 11:58 AM (Kpl3J)

394 Just put one of AtC's mini-trampolines in the hole.

Just don't give her a flame-thrower, anything with rock-'n-roll, or a LAW.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2019 11:58 AM (2ZccL)

395 In private meeting, @JoeBiden tells lawmakers that as president he would end the detention of migrant children.

As VP he didn't give a single shit.


And now the whore is in a bidding war with the pack of idiots.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2019 11:59 AM (nEOLy)

396 I have long advocated that any citizen must pass the citizenship test prior to be permitted to vote. this would eliminate ice cream licking sorts and sports and movie stars from voting

Posted by: paulnjax at July 11, 2019 11:59 AM (nbaBy)

397
387 AOC: Pelosi isn't racist, she just says and does racist things.


Like giving POC committee assignments.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 11:59 AM (TAmPV)

398 We disappointed Paul Ryan so very much.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 11:59 AM (oVJmc)

399 AOC: Pelosi isn't racist, she just says and does racist things.
Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 11:57 AM (G0vdT)

So, just saying and doing racist things doesn't make you a racist? Then what does? Registering as a Republican? Cuz I'm thinking if not saying and doing racist things doesn't make you a racist, there must not be a consistent category for racists.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 11:59 AM (m79Dg)

400 >No, they're not the hippie girls with no bra.
They're the fat, purple haired grrrlls that alternate between Triggly
Puff moments and staring a their smart phones, checking to see if their
last comment got any up votes.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 11, 2019 11:57 AM (m79Dg)


This comment just made me go back and watch the Hang on Sloopy vid.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2019 11:59 AM (sjdRT)

401 Ahhh, the Horde.

Putting the "fox" into "foxhole".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:00 PM (AURKQ)

402 My company was the target of an email campaign to boycott advertising in TuCa. I monitored the email box and shitcanned them all.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 11, 2019 12:00 PM (6/uwW)

403 397
387 AOC: Pelosi isn't racist, she just says and does racist things.


Like giving POC committee assignments.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 11:59 AM (TAmPV)

=========

Embrace the label, Pelosi.

Strip the crazy leftists of all their assignments. They'll never be on your side anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:00 PM (FbLDL)

404 >>The 22 year old woman was killed by Miguel Angel Solis Gomez. Nine out of ten articles about this do not mention his name and none reference his citizenship status.


That is so common on the local news (in my experience, in both Denver and Boston) where there's a crime and the name seems to indicate immigrant (or possibly 1st generation). At most they identify them as a resident of [local town].

For example, the MA guy who, while driving a truck in NH, killed 7 motorcyclists a few weeks ago. He's 23, has a history of OUIs, and a foreign name - and then yep, turns out he's a refugee (not that the tv news informs us of this).

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

405 food insecurity


Any time you look at Orwellian Newspeak like this, you're looking at bullshit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:00 PM (oVJmc)

406 Alberta reports that Ryan said those around Trump "helped to stop him from making bad decisions. All the time."

First of all I'm skeptical this is true, its just some dude's claim. Second, even if it was accurate, what these RINO jackwagons claim is "bad" is just "not globalist enough"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 12:01 PM (39g3+)

407 So, just saying and doing racist things doesn't make you a racist? Then what does? Registering as a Republican?

----

Now you're getting it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2019 12:01 PM (KUaJL)

408 403 397
387 AOC: Pelosi isn't racist, she just says and does racist things.


Like giving POC committee assignments.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 11:59 AM (TAmPV)

=========

Embrace the label, Pelosi.

Strip the crazy leftists of all their assignments. They'll never be on your side anyway.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:00 PM (FbLDL)
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I just want to make clear that wasn't a direct quote by AOC, but inferred.

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 12:01 PM (G0vdT)

409 Frankly, I'm thinking that maybe all "residents" born in this country should not be considered to be "citizens" until they've passed a test on the Constitution and sworn an oath to defend it against ALL ENEMIES, FOREIGN and DOMESTIC !

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 11, 2019 12:01 PM (C92IY)

410 345,

The WSJ for a long time split into the news people being Left and the editorial people being corporate conservatives. That split is still there but but now they both agree on hating Trump and his deplorables.

Posted by: geoffb at July 11, 2019 12:01 PM (zOpu5)

411 Show of hands: who trusts Paul Ryan's judgement more than Trump's "knee-jerk" reactions?



Anyone? Bueller?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2019 11:58 AM (KUaJL)

And how'd that 3am tweet turn out for obama tapping his wires, asshat. Trump knows what you did last election. That is why you retired, coward.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 12:01 PM (t6MX/)

412 405 food insecurity


Any time you look at Orwellian Newspeak like this, you're looking at bullshit.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:00 PM (oVJmc)

"Did my waffles just look at me funny?

...Oh, God, What have they heard?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:01 PM (AURKQ)

413 362 Don't know why you people are so enamored with the place?
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:47 AM
Texas isn't just a place. It's a state of mind.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2019 11:51 AM (2ZccL)

Like Ted Cruz says, if all you idiots out there would just listen to us and do things the way we tell you to do them, this country, and this world, would be a FAR more magnificent place.

For some reason this makes voters in other states dislike Ted Cruz. Just because he's Right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

414 398 We disappointed Paul Ryan so very much.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 11:59 AM (oVJmc)

Yeah, that was the Paul Ryan who 'saved' the Government money by changing the Military Retirement system.

You know, so Veterans made less upon retirement?

/spit

Only saving he could ever find?

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 12:02 PM (NgKpN)

415 Speaking of civil war . . .

ON BACKGROUND AS A SENIOR DEMOCRATIC AIDE ASSOCIATED WITH THE BLUE DOG COALITION:

"Let's not forget the fact that AOC's CoS called a group of members racist. This is a group of members led by an immigrant woman of color, and this group includes several other people of color 1/x

including two black men who actually experienced the segregated South." 2/2

Jonathan Martin
@jmartNYT
Replying to @jmartNYT
^ the above sent as mass email.

-
War!
Uh!
What is it good for?
Giving me the giggles?
Say it again !

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 12:02 PM (+y/Ru)

416 387 AOC: Pelosi isn't racist, she just says and does racist things.


Stupid girls gone wild.

Suck it, nanzi.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 12:02 PM (t6MX/)

417 Goddam Outer Mongorians! They worse then regurar Mongorians

Posted by: City Wok guy from South Park at July 11, 2019 12:02 PM (BDZWU)

418 What sort of test did Mr. Goldberg pass that allows him to say who is and who isn't straying from the American Way?
Mr. Goldberg, I can tell you what test I passed that allows me to say you're full of shit: it was called 20 months of hostile fire pay.

Posted by: An Observation at July 11, 2019 12:02 PM (+WKux)

419 So is that why Ryan locked in two years of Obama's spending priorities?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:03 PM (oVJmc)

420 415 Jonathan Martin
@jmartNYT
Replying to @jmartNYT
^ the above sent as mass email.

-
War!
Uh!
What is it good for?
Giving me the giggles?
Say it again !
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 12:02 PM (+y/Ru)

=========

I'm beginning to doubt the idea that the Democrats will be able to come together after the primary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:03 PM (FbLDL)

421
I just want to make clear that wasn't a direct quote by AOC, but inferred.

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 12:01 PM (G0vdT)


Or maybe it is clairvoyant.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 12:03 PM (TAmPV)

422 Push often comes to shove faster than anyone expects.

Soon.

Posted by: Belabor D'Obvious at July 11, 2019 12:03 PM (oS0xz)

423 I have a sister who's named Ilhan
I want a visa with an easy touch
I want a country where I spend some time
Not come and go in a heated rush
I want an agency that understands
When it comes to fraud I want an Ilhan


Posted by: Bromar at July 11, 2019 12:03 PM (Ndje9)

424 'Food Insecurity' is what makes you get up in the morning and go to work.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:03 PM (oVJmc)

425 including two black men who actually experienced the segregated South.

"Like, history began with my election! giggle"
--Chiquita Krushchev

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 12:04 PM (39g3+)

426 Topical conversation. Looking at homes in MT in 2 weeks as well as assisted living for mom. Just have to figure out how to get mom from SW OH to the Bitterroot Valley. She's 94 and doesn't travel well. Looking at medical transport services for her. Then of course the hubby and I have to convince her to go.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at July 11, 2019 12:04 PM (N3JsI)

427 Show of hands: who trusts Paul Ryan's judgement more than Trump's "knee-jerk" reactions?

Anyone? Bueller?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously



I trust reusable needles at the local drug house more than I trust Paul Ryan.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 12:04 PM (HDCbD)

428 Don't know why you people are so enamored with the place?
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:47 AM
Texas isn't just a place. It's a state of mind.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2019 11:51 AM (2ZccL)


Texas is to states as the AOSHQ is to the internet.

Ugly to look at, and daunting to people who aren't familiar with it, but filled with excellent people.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2019 12:04 PM (KUaJL)

429 Did my waffles just look at me funny?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:01 PM


That's nothing compared to the look you're gonna get after CBD sees you putting maple syrup on them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2019 12:05 PM (2ZccL)

430 Ugly to look at, and daunting to people who aren't familiar with it, but filled with excellent people.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2019 12:04 PM (KUaJL)

But enough about me...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 11, 2019 12:05 PM (AURKQ)

431 Funny thing is, most of the people they picture as being food insecure are obese.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 12:05 PM (9iLHi)

432 If you have food insecurity, you should text someone about it.

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2019 12:06 PM (RuIsu)

433 Don't know why you people are so enamored with the place?
Posted by: garrett


Because it's the one state that doesn't need the US.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 12:06 PM (HDCbD)

434 418 What sort of test did Mr. Goldberg pass that allows him to say who is and who isn't straying from the American Way?
Mr. Goldberg, I can tell you what test I passed that allows me to say you're full of shit: it was called 20 months of hostile fire pay.
Posted by: An Observation at July 11, 2019 12:02 PM (+WKux)

Well, I did kinda get in trouble for trying to dodge the draft.

Got a notice I had never registered for the Draft, it was sent to PO2 Q, and even had my FLEET POST OFFICE address correct.

We were in the Med at the time, whole ship got a chuckle out of it, some even tried to nickname me 'Dodger', but luckily it didn't stick.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 12:07 PM (NgKpN)

435 Gov. DeSantis is requiring FL schools teach Civics"



They came to an accord?



This is just the prelude.

Posted by: spindrift at July 11, 2019 11:27 AM (sZRzw)



In Avalon


- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - > VTEC just kicked in yo!

Posted by: DaveA at July 11, 2019 12:07 PM (FhXTo)

436 431 Funny thing is, most of the people they picture as being food insecure are obese.
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 12:05 PM (9iLHi)

You'd be insecure too if it were 10:29 AM and you still had five to go to hit your McGriddle quota for the morning...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:07 PM (AURKQ)

437 Part of the problem with immigration debate is that for the last couple of decades there actually hasn't been any debate. The Dem pols wanted increased immigration and the GOP pols wanted increased immigration. They both agreed that only reason not to want to increase immigration was racism. Most GOP pols still think that. No pol was every like, "Wait, maybe taking in +1 million foreigners every year could have some bad consequences we might want to think about mitigating."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at July 11, 2019 12:07 PM (hdzef)

438 395 In private meeting, @JoeBiden tells lawmakers that as president he would end the detention of migrant children.

As VP he didn't give a single shit.


And now the whore is in a bidding war with the pack of idiots.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2019 11:59 AM (nEOLy)


....

Someone should ask the Democrat candidates if they would close Guantanamo.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2019 12:07 PM (yL25O)

439
So I guess Californians really AREN'T "natural born Americans" anymore.
=====

Texans were an independent country at one time. Hawaii was an independent country (with royalty, even). I think they were the only ones in the 19th cent -- not sure how to count Indian nations.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 11, 2019 12:08 PM (MIKMs)

440 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 12:08 PM (qsaBy)

441 Someone should ask the Democrat candidates if they would close Guantanamo.
----------------------
Everyone can agree to close it in 2036!

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 12:08 PM (5NMZN)

442 439
So I guess Californians really AREN'T "natural born Americans" anymore.
=====

Texans were an independent country at one time. Hawaii was an independent country (with royalty, even). I think they were the only ones in the 19th cent -- not sure how to count Indian nations.
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 11, 2019 12:08 PM (MIKMs)

California was its own country too, for about 10 minutes.

Flag even says so.

Posted by: Don Q. at July 11, 2019 12:09 PM (NgKpN)

443 There was the 10-day or two-week Republic of West Florida!

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 12:09 PM (5NMZN)

444 >>Topical conversation. Looking at homes in MT in 2 weeks


You will be in the neighborhood.

If you run into anything troublesome or need help just yell.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:09 PM (yfm5M)

445 Things to be thankful for, Part 87,474:

@KansasSkywarn 7m

Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 12:10 PM (DrqHq)

446 432 If you have food insecurity, you should text someone about it.
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2019 12:06 PM (RuIsu)

You also are most likely to live in a state with recreational pot.

Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2019 12:10 PM (ABjxW)

447 343 The marxists and identity politics types were offered a stake in America but have declined to accept it for many decades. We can't share our country with these people, they don't want it. We also don't have the numbers to take it all back. The only solution is for some states to secede.
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at July 11, 2019 11:48 AM (MW+Pw)


It won't be states that secede. All that needs to be done is for the states to separate themselves from large, blue urban cities. For TX, it would mean separating from all the large cities on the I-35 highway.

Let the cities become city-states or let them become their own country. It's the only solution that I see right now.

Posted by: Sooner at July 11, 2019 12:10 PM (Fs5vw)

448 No pol was every like, "Wait, maybe taking in +1 million foreigners every year could have some bad consequences we might want to think about mitigating."

People were getting too rich and gaining too much power to even consider that. And if there is one shared characteristic of EVERY politician, its the absolute confidence they can fix or handle any problem that comes along. Or, at least, be out of office by the time it is unfixable.

Someone should ask the Democrat candidates if they would close Guantanamo.

"I'll close it my first day in office!"
--Barry O'Bama

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 12:10 PM (39g3+)

449
"What is best in life, Duncanthrax?"

Clean livin', and Texas women.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2019 12:10 PM (2ZccL)

450 Some people, I suppose, look at their US passport and sigh. "Dammit, how much longer will I have to wait until my 'Citizen Of The World' passport arrives?"

Posted by: mrp at July 11, 2019 12:11 PM (Pqytn)

451 "What amazes me is the way the left walls up around these crazed extremist bints. The more outrageous and awful Omar and AOC and the rest get, the harder they go on offense to attack anyone who notices."

Gotta keep shoving that Overton Window to the left. The left are like a colony of feral ants similar to the ones in the short story "Leningen Versus The Ants".

Posted by: RM at July 11, 2019 12:11 PM (U3LtS)

452 "I'll close it my first day in office!"
--Barry O'Bama
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 12:10 PM (39g3+)

Too bad the fucker never set foot in his office...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:11 PM (AURKQ)

453 Everyone can agree to close it in 2036!

It'll be under water by then.

*checks for photographer*
*sobs*

Posted by: Alexandria Climate Crisis at July 11, 2019 12:11 PM (sZRzw)

454 Food insecurity. That's how they calculate the 1 out of 5 hungry children in the U.S., if they experienced "food insecurity" once in a year.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 11, 2019 12:11 PM (OMAvJ)

455 If you run into anything troublesome or need help just yell.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:09 PM (yfm5M)

WHERE ARE MY FVCKING ANTELOPE BACKSTRAPS?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2019 12:11 PM (wYseH)

456 RUsh talking about a Malkin column today listing three big sex pervs in the Democrat Party....

It's at Michellemalkin.com.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:12 PM (oVJmc)

457 College kids these days are food insecure only in the sense that they can't get a pizza at 2 am. Damn kids need to get offa my lawn...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 12:12 PM (RD7QR)

458 When I was in college, the big problem was beer insecurity.

Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2019 12:12 PM (ABjxW)

459 Surprised more colleges don't keep their dining halls hope late at night for the stoner kids.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:13 PM (AURKQ)

460 There was the 10-day or two-week Republic of West Florida!

They sure as hell had a lovely flag.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 11, 2019 12:13 PM (8ZmvG)

461 Hilarious to see the Race card being pulled on Nancy.

I'll have more butter on my popcorn, please.

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2019 12:13 PM (uLuPn)

462 RUsh talking about a Malkin column today listing three big sex pervs in the Democrat Party....

It's at Michellemalkin.com.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

That was my story!

Posted by: Charlie Rose at July 11, 2019 12:13 PM (FTlwv)

463 College kids these days are food insecure
---------------
Is there a shortage of ramen noodles?

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 12:13 PM (5NMZN)

464 Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City

+++

Gutsy.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 12:13 PM (DFeEq)

465 >>WHERE ARE MY FVCKING ANTELOPE BACKSTRAPS?


You'll get Nutria and Like It!

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:13 PM (yfm5M)

466
Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 12:10 PM (DrqHq)


An armored truck in Atlanta dumped $175,000 on a highway this morning which caused some traffic delays.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 12:13 PM (TAmPV)

467 Don't know why you people are so enamored with the place?
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 11:47 AM
Texas isn't just a place. It's a state of mind.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 11, 2019 11:51 AM (2ZccL)


Texas is to states as the AOSHQ is to the internet.

Ugly to look at, and daunting to people who aren't familiar with it, but filled with excellent people.



Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2019 12:04 PM



And January through March its filled with cedar pollen.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 12:13 PM (axyOa)

468 I have not pulled a goat tag in 4 years.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:14 PM (yfm5M)

469 Like it or not, civil war is coming.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 12:14 PM (U2rG9)

470 'Hunger in America' is a huge scam. Billions in funding, ample charities, food banks and pantries, etc., etc., etc.

But 'charities' lining their pockets with the specter of hungry kids, to push legislation that suits the purposes of the well-connected.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:14 PM (oVJmc)

471 464 Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City

+++

Gutsy.


I'm having trouble digesting this story.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 11, 2019 12:14 PM (O8WFE)

472 Texas is to states as the AOSHQ is to the internet.



Ugly to look at, and daunting to people who aren't familiar with it, but filled with excellent people.




Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2019 12:04 PM




They have rapey Tuesdays in Texas?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 12:14 PM (t6MX/)

473 Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 12:10 PM (DrqHq)


An armored truck in Atlanta dumped $175,000 on a highway this morning which caused some traffic delays.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 12:13 PM



Hmm....
I pick Atlanta.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 12:14 PM (axyOa)

474 I think Ryan's problem with Trump, judgment aside, is that Trump actually does things besides fund raising.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at July 11, 2019 12:14 PM (OMAvJ)

475 Time to get moving....thunder in the distance.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 11, 2019 12:15 PM (FTlwv)

476 >>Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City


Probably some local criminals just casing the joint.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:15 PM (yfm5M)

477 Would it make any sense to set up Gitmo as a new Ellis island?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 12:15 PM (DFeEq)

478 471 464 Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City

+++

Gutsy.

I'm having trouble digesting this story.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 11, 2019 12:14 PM (O8WFE)

Probably because it's full of shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:15 PM (AURKQ)

479
I have not pulled a goat tag in 4 years.
----------------
I've been waiting for the kinky sex portion of the thread!

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 12:15 PM (5NMZN)

480 They have rapey Tuesdays in Texas?
Posted by: flounder
-----
Only in the homeless camps of Austin.../// yea, I'm looking outside my window at werk...

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 12:16 PM (9iLHi)

481 Remember Deficit Hawk Paul Ryan in the 2012 election?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:16 PM (oVJmc)

482 Pelosi: That thing about keeping disagreements within the caucus...yeah forget that.

And she shrugged off any offense that Ocasio-Cortez or the three other members of the so-called "Squad" might have taken from her remarks.

"They took offense because I addressed, at the request of my members, an offensive tweet that came out of one of the members' offices that referenced our Blue Dogs and our New Dems essentially as segregationists," Pelosi said. "Our members took offense at that. I addressed that. How they're interpreting and carrying it to another place is up to them."

"But I'm not going to be discussing it any further," Pelosi said. "I said what I'm going to say."


It's Festivous in July!

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 12:16 PM (G0vdT)

483 I want to work chitlin in there somewhere

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 12:16 PM (DFeEq)

484 Some people, I suppose, look at their US passport
and sigh. "Dammit, how much longer will I have to wait until my 'Citizen
Of The World' passport arrives?" Posted by: mrp at July 11, 2019 12:11 PM (Pqytn)
=====

Back in the day, when a kid born overseas with dual citizenship turned 21, they had to turn in the passport of the country they were not declaring citizenship or allegiance. Declare. Somehow, that all was changed/elided in the 60s?

I really think dual citizenship is a cancer on the body politic.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 11, 2019 12:16 PM (MIKMs)

485 "Hate has no Home here" signs ... generally really mean ... "No patriotic Trump support allowed, this neighborhood only allows commies".


Because they are totalitarians ... they support beating/firing/censoring all (patriotic) Trump supporters. Their claim that is anti-Hate is Orwellian, as usual.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 12:17 PM (Cus5s)

486
Remember Deficit Hawk Paul Ryan in the 2012 election?
--------------------
Just when Joe Biden beat the shit out of him on national TV.

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 12:17 PM (5NMZN)

487 I want to make a sign with a silhouette of a grimy hippie under a bright red ban-sign saying "Haight has no home here."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:18 PM (AURKQ)

488 >>Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City

483
I want to work chitlin in there somewhere

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 12:16 PM (DFeEq)

They were good chitlin, aspiring crappers. Just getting their lives together.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 12:18 PM (t6MX/)

489 Goldberg reminds me of an "Open Economic Zone" type I work around. I reminded him one day, over a beer ...

"You're not worried about me slapping you in the mouth, taking your beer, maybe your wife. Why ? Not because I can't ... I simply choose not to. There are easier options. Go ahead - eliminate those options with immigration and the resulting lower standard of my living. And see what I choose.

Who would stop me - once your little dream goes far enough ? Not your fucking kind."

Posted by: Ruger Guy at July 11, 2019 12:19 PM (3/f2v)

490 Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City



+++



Gutsy.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 12:13 PM (DFeEq)

============================
We're on the case!

Posted by: US Sausage, Inc. at July 11, 2019 12:19 PM (Pqytn)

491 2020 New Hampshire Democratic Primary:

Sanders 26%
Warren 24%
Buttigieg 14%
Biden 13%
Harris 13%
Booker 2%
Gabbard 2%
O'Rourke 2%
Yang 2%
Klobuchar 1%

Posted by: Ha at July 11, 2019 12:19 PM (MAstk)

492 "Illegal immigrants are more like the Founders of America than their descendants!"

So South American wetbacks are white male slaveowners? And you want more of them? Huh.

Posted by: Fringe at July 11, 2019 12:19 PM (yatvJ)

493 Ugly to look at, and daunting to people who aren't familiar with it, but filled with excellent people.

I wouldn't say "filled", more like "harbors a remnant".

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at July 11, 2019 12:20 PM (lD3vL)

494 2020 South Carolina Democratic Caucus:

Biden 27%
Harris 21%
Sanders 16%
Warren 15%
Buttigieg 6%
Booker 6%
Gabbard 2%
O'Rourke 1%
Yang 1%

Posted by: Ha at July 11, 2019 12:20 PM (MAstk)

495 491 2020 New Hampshire Democratic Primary:

Sanders 26%
Warren 24%
Buttigieg 14%
Biden 13%
Harris 13%
Booker 2%
Gabbard 2%
O'Rourke 2%
Yang 2%
Klobuchar 1%
Posted by: Ha at July 11, 2019 12:19 PM (MAstk)

Whoa. Joe had better grope somebody quick to get back in the lead!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 12:21 PM (RD7QR)

496 I want to work chitlin in there somewhere
Posted by: Total Control Racist


The chitlin are our future.
Eat them well and let them feed your way...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 12:21 PM (DrqHq)

497 >>"They took offense because I addressed, at the request of my members, an offensive tweet that came out of one of the members' offices that referenced our Blue Dogs and our New Dems essentially as segregationists," Pelosi said. "Our members took offense at that. I addressed that. How they're interpreting and carrying it to another place is up to them."




Heh. Guess she's not wilting at being called raaacist.

Recall that it was fellow Justice Democrat candidate (lost) Sara Rao who has insisted in twitter, more than once, that Nancy Pelosi is a white nationalist.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 12:21 PM (bDqIh)

498 Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City

An armored truck in Atlanta dumped $175,000 on a highway this morning which caused some traffic delays.


30,000 word review of "The Magic Christian" obviously in the works.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 11, 2019 12:21 PM (8ZmvG)

499 Choice:
1. Submit to communist control of your life.
2. Civil war.
Choose wisely.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 12:21 PM (U2rG9)

500 I think Ryan's problem with Trump, judgment aside, is that Trump actually does things besides fund raising.
=====

And Patty Murray, arguably one of the dumber members of the Senate, could pull some fast moves on PDJT as a political novice once. Ryan was rickrolled by Murray for many years.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 11, 2019 12:22 PM (MIKMs)

501 You know, I hear a lot of nice things about Texas and Texans...

But the vast majority of Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow, low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the like.

Go figure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:22 PM (AURKQ)

502 Pelosi/Obama and others shot all the (alleged) blue dogs, didn't they?

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 12:23 PM (Cus5s)

503 >>Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City


Traffic through the downtown area will be heavy.

Take the gastro-intestinal bypass to save time.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:23 PM (yfm5M)

504 Submit to communist control of your life.

--------------------
If I can negotiate a high social credit score in perpetuity, I'm all in.

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 12:23 PM (5NMZN)

505

Every time you hear "we need comprehensive immigration reform"


vomit

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2019 12:23 PM (aKsyK)

506 501 You know, I hear a lot of nice things about Texas and Texans...

But the vast majority of Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow, low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the like.

Go figure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:22 PM (AURKQ)

You knew the Bush family?

Posted by: Someguy at July 11, 2019 12:23 PM (p997d)

507 I think Pelosi is going to do to the Justice Democrats what the GOP did to the Tea Party.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:23 PM (oVJmc)

508 >>You know, I hear a lot of nice things about Texas and Texans..


Me, too.

But I have been there and I know better.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:23 PM (yfm5M)

509 You know, I hear a lot of nice things about Texas and Texans...

But the vast majority of Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow, low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the like.

Go figure.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


That's because we allow citizens from all over the country to move here.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 12:24 PM (HDCbD)

510 So menudo prices just went up in KC?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2019 12:24 PM (yL25O)

511 495 491 2020 New Hampshire Democratic Primary:

Sanders 26%
Warren 24%
Buttigieg 14%
Biden 13%
Harris 13%
Booker 2%
Gabbard 2%
O'Rourke 2%
Yang 2%
Klobuchar 1%
Posted by: Ha at July 11, 2019 12:19 PM (MAstk)

Whoa. Joe had better grope somebody quick to get back in the lead!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 12:21 PM (RD7QR)
-------

Oh man, 4th place at 13%. USS Biden is taking on water.

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 12:24 PM (G0vdT)

512 Unlike immigrants, natural-born citizens such as Carlson are neither screened nor forced to pass a citizenship test nor made to swear an oath.

LOL.

What does that oath actually say and how many naturalized Americans have actually made good on it by relinquishing all other citizenships?

It's beyond a joke that the very first act someone does in becoming a naturalized American, these days, is to lie on their oath - which is the Oath of Renunciation and Allegiance. Naturalized AMericans are not supposed to hold any other citizenships. That is their very first promise.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:25 PM (bOCwl)

513 510 So menudo prices just went up in KC?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2019 12:24 PM (yL25O)

Didn't they break up?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 12:25 PM (RD7QR)

514 There are lots of great Texans. Not all obviously. I like Louie Gohmert for example.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 12:25 PM (U2rG9)

515 Noodle

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 12:25 PM (DrqHq)

516 You know, I hear a lot of nice things about Texas and Texans...

But the vast majority of Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow, low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the like.

Go figure.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
-------
Them is fightin' werds!!!! Bring it!!!

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 12:25 PM (9iLHi)

517 Nood sweet cancer.

Posted by: Someguy at July 11, 2019 12:25 PM (p997d)

518 Nood

And its a sweetie!

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2019 12:26 PM (uLuPn)

519 LOL Beto is really at 1%?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2019 12:26 PM (yL25O)

520 7 more months of New Hampshire polls?

Posted by: G at July 11, 2019 12:26 PM (5NMZN)

521 An armored truck in Atlanta dumped $175,000 on a highway this morning which caused some traffic delays.


Strange fact: most armored cars in commercial service are boxes with doors cut into them, dumped on truck chassis.

if you're lucky, they use chassis, engines and transmissions that can handle the additional weight.


Anywhoo,

The doors are the only moving part of the boxes, so like doorways in houses, they are under tremendous strain, as energy is neither lost nor gained, but transferred. So doors tend to pop open.

Some are fitted with multiple dogs, like ships' hatches. It's an occupational hazard.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2019 12:26 PM (nEOLy)

522 Go figure.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
-------
Them is fightin' werds!!!! Bring it!!!
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 12:25 PM (9iLHi)

Hey, I'm willing to believe TX is great, i'm just lamenting the fact that I seem only to meet the dregs and detritus of the place.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:26 PM (AURKQ)

523 472 Texas is to states as the AOSHQ is to the internet.
Ugly to look at, and daunting to people who aren't familiar with it, but filled with excellent people.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2019 12:04 PM
They have rapey Tuesdays in Texas?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 12:14 PM (t6MX/)

Only in some parts. Arriba, Arriba, Andole', Andole'!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)

524 Ryan was serving the globalists, which are domestic enemies of Americanism and Liberty.


Trump's instincts are correct, and he has many good advisors (on trade, for example). But the globalists always have "nuanced" reasons to sell out America to the benefits of globalist oligarchs, who have real intent to destroy us (evidenced by current uniparty immigration policy, trade policy)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 12:27 PM (Cus5s)

525 I wonder if there haven't been enough nationalizations to make it a moot point.

Posted by: found the sock at July 11, 2019 12:27 PM (Obadf)

526 499 Choice:
1. Submit to communist control of your life.
2. Civil war.
Choose wisely.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 12:21 PM (U2rG9)

And act smartly. Kick it off early / the wrong way, and the Leftoids will try to claim they're in the right and call for foreign "peacekeepers" to help ram their final coup through.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 12:27 PM (J+mig)

527 I was going to comment! I was going to be first! [sobs]

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

528 Jonah and his ilk really need to move to Venezuela.

I am done with these self-assured self-elected Elites who think they are always above it all.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 12:27 PM (qsaBy)

529 Some are fitted with multiple dogs, like ships' hatches. It's an occupational hazard.
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2019 12:26 PM (nEOLy)

that design is barking mad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 12:27 PM (Kpl3J)

530 Das ist nein nood.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:28 PM (oVJmc)

531 Phantom nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 12:28 PM (t6MX/)

532 47 My wife is a LEGAL immigrant to the US. She took an oath of citizenship when she turned 18 and it means something to her.

Legal immigrants in their oath must swear that they will protect this country by arms if necessary.

Natural born don't. Neither do illegals.

The part about the illegals pisses her off to no end.

Posted by: blaster
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Mine too and she has no problem telling others that illegals need to get in line like she did and apply. Background checks, fingerprints, interviews, and so on. And then thank the good Lord if and when you are given citizenship. Bonus is that she loves Donnie Two Scoops..

BTW, there's an excellent five min Prager video titled "Its fine to become an American" or something like that (can't verify on the work computer - Prager is blocked) is worth the five minutes to watch.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 11, 2019 12:28 PM (Fgc0C)

533 Nood?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 12:28 PM (U2rG9)

534 It disappeared....

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 12:28 PM (9iLHi)

535 New post went into diabetic coma.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 11, 2019 12:28 PM (FTlwv)

536 False noods are a barreling.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 11, 2019 12:28 PM (HDCbD)

537 >>Some are fitted with multiple dogs, like ships' hatches. It's an occupational hazard.

Are you guarding them or robbing them?

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 12:28 PM (K/2j/)

538 What happened? I hit refresh and Ace's post is gone.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 12:28 PM (Ez6QX)

539 Nood or not to Nood.

Posted by: WisRich at July 11, 2019 12:28 PM (G0vdT)

540 No NOOD. Liar McLiarpants!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2019 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

541 Fake Noods!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (oVJmc)

542 Well Sanders, Warren, and Buttigieg are all from states bordering New Hampshire, so they're just voting for the local guys. And, since you asked, yes, Barack Obama is my BFF.

Posted by: Plugs Biden at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (4Eo4+)

543 SOmebody ate my nood comment. I want it back, dammit!! It was the greatest comment ever and now it's gone ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (bOCwl)

544 Dunwoody Police said approximately $175,000 was dumped on the interstate. When officers arrived at the scene, they were only able to collect $200 of the missing money.

https://www.newsweek.com/money-highway-armored-car-gardaworld-1448561

--

lol

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (RU4sa)

545 Reports of Nood are a lie.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (u9hp4)

546 Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow,
low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the
like.


Go figure.


Posted by: Warai-otoko

But enough about the TXMoME.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (wYseH)

547 ace gives and takes away.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (KP5rU)

548 >>I hit refresh and Ace's post is gone.


You hit 'Refresh'!?

He could be anywhere in the time-space continuum, now.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (yfm5M)

549 There are no Noods!!

Posted by: Blogdad Bob at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (oVJmc)

550 541
Fake Noods!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (oVJmc
Fake noods cause asscancer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (t6MX/)

551 Collapsing the Hamiltonian over here, boss...

Posted by: Schroedinger's Nood at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (AURKQ)

552 And, lo, I saw a nood, and then there was no nood.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (xfb67)

553 What they don't understand is that their tactics are only intimidating to fundamentally peaceful people. All I see when I look at a leftist is a potential victim.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2019 11:14 AM (AzW6q)

This.

Posted by: Al Crapton at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (bMk7P)

554 I hear that sugar caused the new post to disappear. Post-cancer. Caused by fruit juice. There's a French study about it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (bOCwl)

555 Fat nood is gone?

Fat nood is gone?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (FbLDL)

556 Some are fitted with multiple dogs,

Go on ...

Posted by: Cruella de Vil at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (sZRzw)

557 546; you forgot swindlers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (KP5rU)

558 548 >>I hit refresh and Ace's post is gone.


You hit 'Refresh'!?

He could be anywhere in the time-space continuum, now.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (yfm5M)

LOL. For some reason F5 doesn't work on this computer. I'm too stoopid to figure out why.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)

559 Sugar causes cancer and it doesn't matter if it's Orange Juice or Coca-Cola

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (NFEMn)

560 549
There are no Noods!!

Posted by: Blogdad Bob at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (oVJmc)

GNo Gnoods are goog gnoods.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (t6MX/)

561 546 Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow,
low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the
like.


Go figure.


Posted by: Warai-otoko

But enough about the TXMoME.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (wYseH)

---

*grins*

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (RU4sa)

562 >> ace gives and takes away.


He's the Yoga Pants of Award Winning, Smart Military Bloggers.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (yfm5M)

563 Dunwoody Police said approximately $175,000 was dumped on the interstate. When officers arrived at the scene, they were only able to collect $200 of the missing money.


The trunk of their police car, however, was able to collect $127,932.45.

Posted by: Blogdad Bob at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (oVJmc)

564 548 >>I hit refresh and Ace's post is gone.


You hit 'Refresh'!?

He could be anywhere in the time-space continuum, now.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM (yfm5M)

=========

Perhaps he's trapped in an answering machine like than demon in Good Omens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (FbLDL)

565 Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow,
low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the
like.


Go figure.


Posted by: Warai-otoko

But enough about the TXMoME.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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*snort!*

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 12:31 PM (9iLHi)

566 Sorry, the noodles was made from yam root and contained zero calories.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 12:31 PM (DrqHq)

567
I was first I was first I was first!!!

(Actually, i wasn't.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 11, 2019 12:31 PM (M9ntN)

568 554
I hear that sugar caused the new post to disappear. Post-cancer. Caused by fruit juice. There's a French study about it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (bOCwl)

Big sugar got to Ace.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 12:31 PM (t6MX/)

569 Choice:
1. Submit to communist control of your life.
2. Civil war.
Choose wisely.

Posted by: Xipe Totec

-

That's a good, if disturbing, post.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 12:31 PM (rF9rk)

570 Hey, I'm willing to believe TX is great, i'm just lamenting the fact that I seem only to meet the dregs and detritus of the place.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:26 PM (AURKQ)

When you hang out at the strip clubs on Harry Hines blvd, that's what happens.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 12:31 PM (Kpl3J)

571 I'm having candy for lunch today. Unless anyone has a problem with that?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 12:31 PM (xfb67)

572 ace put the new thread on the shelf.

And then it crashed.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 12:31 PM (K/2j/)

573 Ace is losing weight with Intermittent Blogging.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:31 PM (oVJmc)

574 Maybe we should just eat and drink whatever the fuck we want and not worry.
And smoke too.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2019 12:31 PM (NFEMn)

575 For some reason F5 doesn't work on this computer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 12:30 PM (Ez6QX)

Try ctrl-R

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2019 12:31 PM (wYseH)

576 Ace must have had second thoughts on that last post.

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2019 12:32 PM (uLuPn)

577 Quick sorta funny:

Last name - 2020 - Last thing you texted out = Campaign slogan

TJM - 2020 - it's not about pleasing him

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:32 PM (FbLDL)

578 Alt-F4 works better.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 12:32 PM (xfb67)

579 I say let yeast convert that poisonous sugar into something more healthful.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 12:32 PM (U2rG9)

580 Some are fitted with multiple dogs, like ships' hatches. It's an occupational hazard.

Are you guarding them or robbing them?
Posted by: JackStraw

No door latch lasts very long, due to the strains. The dogs are often the only restraints.


Worst case was a coin truck flipping on I-95 in Chester PA, in a snow storm. It carried pallets of baged coin, and when it rolled, at least one pallet hopped and punched its way out of the roof of the truck.

We went roaring up, with shotguns, AR-15s and shovels.

We cleaned up as much coin as we could as the local peasantry thought it a good idea to congregate on a federal highway at night, in a snow storm, picking up coin.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2019 12:32 PM (nEOLy)

581 578 Alt-F4 works better.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 12:32 PM (xfb67)

I prefer the F-4E.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 12:32 PM (J+mig)

582 Its as if I don't even know you guys.. we all know that the NOOD didn't disappear, it simply fell off the screen when the shelf came loose.. jeez hordlings..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 11, 2019 12:32 PM (Fgc0C)

583 Ace is losing weight with Intermittent Blogging.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:31 PM (oVJmc)

BlogFasting

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2019 12:33 PM (NFEMn)

584
Big Sugar disappeared the new post

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 12:33 PM (TAmPV)

585 The hunger stats they pull out of a sock are hilarious. x percentage of children go to bed hungry 5 times a month or more in America, give to our organization/vote for me/we need this policy.

Lady I went to bed hungry EVERY night as a kid. I was a bottomless well, a black hole of hunger, you could shovel food into my mouth all day long and I was still hungry as a kid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 12:33 PM (39g3+)

586 Unlike immigrants, natural-born citizens such as Carlson are neither screened nor forced to pass a citizenship test nor made to swear an oath.

You get to pick your friends but you don't get to pick your family.

So, according to Jeffrey Goldberg, there's nothing connecting family members. THey just happen to be born and live in the same household. But they don't have to like each other. Now, friends and girls you pick up at the bar. You CHOSE them, so they are closer to you than a brother or sister or parent.

What an idiot.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:33 PM (bOCwl)

587 ace is off mainlining sugar infused fruit juice.
for the children.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 12:33 PM (KP5rU)

588 Dunwoody Police said approximately $175,000 was dumped on the interstate. When officers arrived at the scene, they were only able to collect $200 of the missing money.

The police said you can turn in the money no questions asked.

Yeah Right.

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2019 12:33 PM (uLuPn)

589 some reason F5 doesn't work on this computer.

-

I've got one that is tied to the volume keys. I have to press FN and the F key to activate it. Otherwise it just adjusts volume by default.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 12:34 PM (rF9rk)

590
Beware the sugar industrial complex.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 12:34 PM (TAmPV)

591 588 Dunwoody Police said approximately $175,000 was dumped on the interstate. When officers arrived at the scene, they were only able to collect $200 of the missing money.

The police said you can turn in the money no questions asked.

Yeah Right.
Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2019 12:33 PM (uLuPn)

==========

Remember American Gangster?

Good cop turns in all the money and all cops think he's probably a snitch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:34 PM (FbLDL)

592 Big Sugar disappeared the new post

Diggin' A Hole is a good tune, though.

Posted by: not Gordie Johnson at July 11, 2019 12:34 PM (sZRzw)

593 The Nood fell out the back of an armored car and was not recovered.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2019 12:34 PM (nEOLy)

594 He could be anywhere in the time-space continuum, now.
Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:29 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Everywhere at July 11, 2019 12:34 PM (2ZccL)

595 The police said you can turn in the money no questions asked.

The problem is you can also KEEP the money, no questions asked. And from my standpoint, money lost like that is a writeoff, you screwed up and now its free.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 12:34 PM (39g3+)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:35 PM (FbLDL)

597 588
Dunwoody Police said approximately $175,000 was dumped on the
interstate. When officers arrived at the scene, they were only able to
collect $200 of the missing money.



The police said you can turn in the money no questions asked.



Yeah Right.

Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2019 12:33 PM (uLuPn)

I am pretty sure, especially if they were new bills, they know the serial numbers of those bills. Anyone going out and not spending it on hookers and blow, instead of at a respectable establishment, is an idiot.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 11, 2019 12:35 PM (t6MX/)

598 >> I was a bottomless well, a black hole of hunger, you could shovel food into my mouth all day long and I was still hungry as a kid.


Mom had to feed me oatmeal with 2 spoons in the morning.

If it wasn't ready when I hit the table, she said I shake like Angela Merkel and then I would pass out.

Doctors told her they should probably wake me up at 4 and feed me a snack to avoid it.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:35 PM (yfm5M)

599

this is one drawback of using Dissenter browser. Chrome autoclosed all my tags

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 12:35 PM (39g3+)

600 The hunger stats they pull out of a sock are hilarious. x percentage of children go to bed hungry 5 times a month or more in America, give to our organization/vote for me/we need this policy.

Lady I went to bed hungry EVERY night as a kid. I was a bottomless well, a black hole of hunger, you could shovel food into my mouth all day long and I was still hungry as a kid.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 12:33 PM (39g3+)


According to ace, no one needs to eat more than two or three times a year, anyway. Mostly out of boredom.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:35 PM (bOCwl)

601 Woke. Nood,
?? Do l need to learn coding? By. The time I learn it I'll be old then dead.m

Posted by: Throbbing Tonsil at July 11, 2019 12:36 PM (9PtLS)

602 588 Dunwoody Police said approximately $175,000 was dumped on the interstate. When officers arrived at the scene, they were only able to collect $200 of the missing money.

The police said you can turn in the money no questions asked.

Yeah Right.
Posted by: ALH at July 11, 2019 12:33 PM (uLuPn)

Some observers reported that all of the policeman's pants and vests appeared to be strangely stuffed full with something or other, but a police spokesman said "Now that's just crazy talk."

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2019 12:36 PM (Kpl3J)

603 570 Hey, I'm willing to believe TX is great, i'm just lamenting the fact that I seem only to meet the dregs and detritus of the place.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:26 PM (AURKQ)

Every place has dregs and detritus. What's amazing about Texas isn't that we have it, but that we have so many who aren't.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 12:36 PM (J+mig)

604 600 According to ace, no one needs to eat more than two or three times a year, anyway. Mostly out of boredom.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:35 PM (bOCwl)


Or Zero times a year.

He's still got that 392-day record to take aim at.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2019 12:36 PM (sm6Pk)

605 Hey, I'm willing to believe TX is great, i'm just lamenting the fact
that I seem only to meet the dregs and detritus of the place.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:26 PM (AURKQ)
=====

Like Harvard or Yale graduates. j/k

(Although, as a gentle reminder, both cultures are very assertive in letting you know where they are from -- the best and biggest.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 11, 2019 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

606 When I was a young teen we went to a pizza joint that stupidly had all you could eat. I fired back two whole pizzas by the time everyone else was full and wanted to go. I was still ready for more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 12:37 PM (39g3+)

607 The police said you can turn in the money no questions asked

-

Please do your part to save the insurance company money after they collect premiums for 30 years without needing to pay out!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 12:37 PM (rF9rk)

608 I saw Miserable Oxygen Thief open for Bazooka Joe at The Bomb Factory in Dallas around 2008.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 12:37 PM (WqPYg)

609 >>Every place has dregs and detritus. What's amazing about Texas isn't that we have it, but that we have so many who aren't.

And some of them speak english!

Posted by: JackStraw at July 11, 2019 12:37 PM (K/2j/)

610 The 1924 Democratic National Convention, held at the Madison Square Garden in New York City from June 24 to July 9, 1924, was the longest continuously running convention in United States political history. It took a record 103 ballots to nominate a presidential candidate. It was the first major party national convention that saw the name of a woman, Lena Springs, placed in nomination for the office of Vice President. John W. Davis, a dark horse, eventually won the presidential nomination on the 103rd ballot, a compromise candidate following a protracted convention fight between distant front-runners William Gibbs McAdoo and Al Smith.

Oh yeah, the KKK, in full hood, also marched during the convention demonstrations on the floor

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 12:38 PM (QkjLD)

611 610 The 1924 Democratic National Convention, held at the Madison Square Garden in New York City from June 24 to July 9, 1924, was the longest continuously running convention in United States political history. It took a record 103 ballots to nominate a presidential candidate. It was the first major party national convention that saw the name of a woman, Lena Springs, placed in nomination for the office of Vice President. John W. Davis, a dark horse, eventually won the presidential nomination on the 103rd ballot, a compromise candidate following a protracted convention fight between distant front-runners William Gibbs McAdoo and Al Smith.

Oh yeah, the KKK, in full hood, also marched during the convention demonstrations on the floor
Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 12:38 PM (QkjLD)

=========

And then the Democrats coalesced perfectly and destroyed Calvin Coolidge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:39 PM (FbLDL)

612 Big Sugar stole ace's post. They're everywhere! [eyes phone]

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

613 610 Oh yeah, the KKK, in full hood, also marched during the convention demonstrations on the floor

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 12:38 PM (QkjLD)

Maybe in 2020 we'll get ISIS in full burqas.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2019 12:39 PM (sm6Pk)

614 >>The police said you can turn in the money no questions asked

-

Please do your part to save the insurance company money after they collect premiums for 30 years without needing to pay out!
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Hey, retiring at 45 with disability and two boats isn't going to pay for itself.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 12:39 PM (DrqHq)

615 610 >> That must have been before the parties switched.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 11, 2019 12:39 PM (xfb67)

616 My morning rant is that while I enjoyed the women's world cup far more than I expected (they played really hard; they're skilled, in outstanding shape and have unbelievable endurance; and best of all - for the love of God - they don't flop all over the filed at the impact of a chill breeze like the men do.

That said, I am completely over them as people at this point, and couldn't care less about their whiny, man-hating, anti-U.S. crap, or the blindly faithful media types who of course all feel the same way and think its oh so amazingly brave that Rapinoe et al. sit for the flag, spew anti-Trump idiocy, and otherwise generally pretend they are being abused or neglected in some way when they've pretty much all become millionaires for playing a game, and - let's face it - they're still just women soccer players. This is basically the problem with the WNBA - what they do is cool and all, but nowhere near the experience of watching a men's game.

On the third hand, I'd kind of like to have sex with Alex Morgan.

Posted by: Blacksheep at July 11, 2019 12:40 PM (8/DeP)

617 Weinstein's Legal Team Falls Apart Again...
'He's Impossible to Work With'...

-
They've got to get themselves a better class of rapist!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

618 Hey, I'm willing to believe TX is great, i'm just lamenting the fact
that I seem only to meet the dregs and detritus of the place.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:26 PM (AURKQ)
=====

Like Harvard or Yale graduates. j/k

(Although, as a gentle reminder, both cultures are very assertive in letting you know where they are from -- the best and biggest.)


Posted by: mustbequantum at July 11, 2019 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

------------

TX, not biggest anymore - boldest

Posted by: Undocumented at July 11, 2019 12:40 PM (5NMZN)

619 Goldberg can suck it. So tired of the conflation of immigration and illegal immigration.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 11, 2019 12:41 PM (uGHnY)

620 I opened up the nood and it's a void.

If you stare too long into the abyss the abyss stares back.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 12:41 PM (fuK7c)

621 On the third hand, I'd kind of like to have sex with Alex Morgan.

-

Can I introduce you to televised SEC softball games?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 12:41 PM (rF9rk)

622 Speaking of studies:

@BulwarkOnline

On today's @BulwarkOnline podcast @SarahLongwell25 joins @SykesCharlie to talk about the #NeverTrump-Democrat breakup, and the controversy over Megan Rapinoe.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 12:41 PM (DrqHq)

623 Texas is actually more a state of mind then a place...
-said somebody, some where, at some time..

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 12:42 PM (9iLHi)

624 Goldberg can suck it. So tired of the conflation of immigration and illegal immigration.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 11, 2019 12:41 PM (uGHnY)


But what he said about immigrants vs Americans is just stupid, on top of it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:42 PM (bOCwl)

625 I would love to see a movie treatment of the 1880 Republican Convention in Chicago that nominated James Garfield over U.S. Grant's attempt at a third (non-consecutive) term. I've read a couple of treatments about it (in Garfield and Grant biographies) -- quite fascinating.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 12:42 PM (WqPYg)

626 Ace still has not got that shelving down right yet??

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 11, 2019 12:42 PM (BqBId)

627 I opened up the nood and it's a void.

---------------------------

I opened the nude and it was best to avoid.

Posted by: Undocumented at July 11, 2019 12:43 PM (5NMZN)

628 I just read a post saying "orange juice bad" but its gone. No I'm stuck with "orange man bad" all by itself.

Posted by: steve at July 11, 2019 12:43 PM (TTy55)

629 WaPo:
'Outright disrespectful': Four House women struggle as Pelosi isolates them

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 12:43 PM (QkjLD)

630 But what he said about immigrants vs Americans is just stupid, on top of it.

Agree. But the issue at hand is illegal immigration and they do none of the things he enumerated.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 11, 2019 12:44 PM (uGHnY)

631 629 WaPo:
'Outright disrespectful': Four House women struggle as Pelosi isolates them
Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 12:43 PM (QkjLD)

==========

War's brewing. Strange folks abroad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:44 PM (FbLDL)

632 Goldberg wants a loyalty oath?? This is huge! Call him on it. I think it's a great idea. Let's sort out who here actually wants to be a citizen and then all the non-citizen residents can shut up. Why is everyone so against this?? Don't we want LOYAL citizens?

Posted by: grounder at July 11, 2019 12:44 PM (tVQUs)

633 626 Ace still has not got that shelving down right yet??
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at July 11, 2019 12:42 PM (BqBId)

I'm starting to think that the false nood was the result of a shelving collapse. Somebody call 911!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 12:44 PM (RD7QR)

634 I get a kick out of the fact that the women soccer players think that anyone actually gives a shit about soccer or them. They should be in new versions of those old Visa(?) commercials that used to start with, "You don't know me, but ..."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:44 PM (bOCwl)

635 I'm here to chew gum and poop on this.
And I'm all out of gum.

Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 12:44 PM (Ti9Td)

636 631
629 WaPo:

'Outright disrespectful': Four House women struggle as Pelosi isolates them

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 12:43 PM (QkjLD)



==========



War's brewing. Strange folks abroad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:44 PM (FbLDL)

<grabs popcorn>

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2019 12:45 PM (N39Ws)

637 WaPo:
'Outright disrespectful': Four House women struggle as Pelosi isolates them

This come after AOC goes to Tweeter almost immediately follow the weekly Caucus meeting where Pelosi told them to stay off of Tweeter and come directly to her.

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 12:45 PM (QkjLD)

638 > The hunger stats they pull out of a sock are hilarious.

You have to look at the methodology carefully, particularly the actual questions asked.

I recall one "study" that came up with a preposterous figure for the number of homeless.
The question was whether within the last year you'd EVER slept at a location other than a dwelling you owned or rented. Ever fall asleep on a plane? Zonk out on a friend's couch while watching a movie? Go sleep during a college lecture or while studying at the library? Congratulations! You're now officially counted as "homeless".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 12:45 PM (JUUk1)

639 637 WaPo:
'Outright disrespectful': Four House women struggle as Pelosi isolates them

This come after AOC goes to Tweeter almost immediately follow the weekly Caucus meeting where Pelosi told them to stay off of Tweeter and come directly to her.
Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 12:45 PM (QkjLD)

===========

Seriously, AOC is a double agent tasked with taking down the Democrats from the inside.

Just like Hillary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:46 PM (FbLDL)

640 I still have the null page open if anyone wants the link so they can post there and risk dementors.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 12:46 PM (fuK7c)

641 there is nothing brave about Rapinoe going full hate on America. She is encouraged and praised for that hate, and is probably seeking financial gain for her displays of hate. (as Rush suggested, she saw how it worked for Krapernick).


Brave is the Covington kid that stood in the face of hate, and was hence hated by media and then half of America wanted to kill him. (Or Seth, or many others ... that resist the devil of commie hate)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 12:46 PM (Cus5s)

642
'Outright disrespectful': Four House women struggle as Pelosi isolates them

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 12:43 PM (QkjLD)



The Four House Women of the Crapocalypse

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 12:47 PM (TAmPV)

643 The shelves are broken.

Repeat.

The shelves are broken.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2019 12:47 PM (sm6Pk)

644 Goldberg wants a loyalty oath?? This is huge! Call him on it. I think it's a great idea. Let's sort out who here actually wants to be a citizen and then all the non-citizen residents can shut up. Why is everyone so against this?? Don't we want LOYAL citizens?

Posted by: grounder at July 11, 2019 12:44 PM (tVQUs)


We have the Pledge of Allegiance (which lefties love to sit and make faces through) and we have the National Anthem (which lefties love to use to complain about how evil America is) and we have the American Flag (which lefties love to burn).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:47 PM (bOCwl)

645 641
Brave is the Covington kid that stood in the face of hate, and was hence hated by media and then half of America wanted to kill him. (Or Seth, or many others ... that resist the devil of commie hate)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 12:46 PM (Cus5s)

=========

That might have been more politely confused than brave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:47 PM (FbLDL)

646 Imagine being the guy, and I use the word 'guy' here, having to clean up a metric ton of pig guts on a highway.

I'd just take my time and make a show of it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 12:47 PM (DrqHq)

647 there is nothing brave about Rapinoe going full hate on America. She is encouraged and praised for that hate, and is probably seeking financial gain for her displays of hate. (as Rush suggested, she saw how it worked for Krapernick).


Brave is the Covington kid that stood in the face of hate, and was hence hated by media and then half of America wanted to kill him. (Or Seth, or many others ... that resist the devil of commie hate)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 12:46 PM (Cus5s)
++++++++++++
Bingo. There is nothing "brave" about an elite standing resolutely with the dominant culture of the elite.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 11, 2019 12:47 PM (I2dne)

648 War's brewing. Strange folks abroad.

-
Stalinists v. Trotskites

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 12:47 PM (+y/Ru)

649 Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 12:46 PM (Cus5s)

We are living in Bizarro World.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 12:47 PM (Ez6QX)

650 648 War's brewing. Strange folks abroad.

-
Stalinists v. Trotskites
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 12:47 PM (+y/Ru)

==========

Not violent enough.

The Terror.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:48 PM (FbLDL)

651 A treat for the Ettes.

https://tinyurl.com/yyotj7nz

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 12:48 PM (U2rG9)

652 I wonder if Ace even realizes that he unpublished the post.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:48 PM (FbLDL)

653 WaPo:
'Outright disrespectful': Four House women struggle as Pelosi isolates them

This come after AOC goes to Tweeter almost immediately follow the weekly Caucus meeting where Pelosi told them to stay off of Tweeter and come directly to her.

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 12:45 PM

****

AOC's Chief of Staff must have an interesting background. Xe's either a complete idiot, or her handler.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 12:48 PM (axyOa)

654 623 Texas is actually more a state of mind then a place...
-said somebody, some where, at some time..
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 12:42 PM (9iLHi)

I always liked Davy Crockett's "You can all go to hell, and I will go to Texas."

I said that to a few people while I was preparing to move.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 12:48 PM (J+mig)

655 Here. Someone, take on for the team

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=382218

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2019 12:49 PM (fuK7c)

656 Ace still has not got that shelving down right yet??

Hey, he's been shelving for 5 1/2 years, he's an expert.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 12:49 PM (39g3+)

657 "'Outright disrespectful': Four House women struggle as Pelosi isolates them"

sound like the Ryan/McConnell disrespect for the tea party, freedom caucus.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 12:49 PM (Cus5s)

658 We can't have ID to vote, but a loyalty oath is totes okay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 12:49 PM (rF9rk)

659 Stalinists v. Trotskites

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 12:47 PM (+y/Ru)


There are more Maoists, these days. It's a three-way.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:49 PM (bOCwl)

660 It used to be that you would learn American history and civics in high school. You learned that we had the best form of government. You learned we had struggles and failings but overall our society was improving. You didn't need a loyalty oath because you thanked God that you were born here.

Now our "betters", like Beto and his ilk, think we are just as bad as the the Third Reich or the USSR. They have no pride in our heritage, no understanding of how the government works and why it was established that way. They have no loyalty to this Nation. And so they don't see any reason illegals should learn and integrate into our society. Because, in their opinion, our society is worse than they one the illegal ran from.

Posted by: JustALowlySoftwareEng at July 11, 2019 12:49 PM (CDCKr)

661 657 "'Outright disrespectful': Four House women struggle as Pelosi isolates them"

sound like the Ryan/McConnell disrespect for the tea party, freedom caucus.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 12:49 PM (Cus5s)

==========

It's definitely of the same character, but I have a feeling that this might be more of a savage hatred. Just a feeling.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:49 PM (FbLDL)

662 I would love to see a movie treatment of the 1880 Republican Convention in Chicago that nominated James Garfield over U.S. Grant's attempt at a third (non-consecutive) term. I've read a couple of treatments about it (in Garfield and Grant biographies) -- quite fascinating.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 12:42 PM (WqPYg)
---------
I just finished Destiny of the Republic - about Garfield, Guiteau and Bell. I had no idea about that convention until then, very fascinating indeed.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 11, 2019 12:49 PM (Xvo1a)

663 651 A treat for the Ettes.

https://tinyurl.com/yyotj7nz
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 12:48 PM (U2rG9)

You're not nice

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 12:49 PM (Ez6QX)

664 Four House Women of the Apocalypse.
Amirite?

Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 12:50 PM (Ti9Td)

665 I wonder if Ace even realizes that he unpublished the post.

Probably writing it and hit "post" instead of "save" or something like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 12:50 PM (39g3+)

666 1. Submit to communist control of your life.
2. Civil war.

**

Probably both in some parts

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 12:50 PM (f3/we)

667 i got my first bull elk tag!

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 11, 2019 12:50 PM (WA8sK)

668 652 I wonder if Ace even realizes that he unpublished the post.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:48 PM (FbLDL)

All kidding aside, I'm thinking he simply frobbed the wrong key.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

669 Well this is very awkward.

Last August a Pokemon card that sold for $60,000 got lost in the mail.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 12:50 PM (qsaBy)

670 665 I wonder if Ace even realizes that he unpublished the post.

Probably writing it and hit "post" instead of "save" or something like that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 12:50 PM (39g3+)

==========

It was very red.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:50 PM (FbLDL)

671 AlexTheChick brings it.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2019 12:50 PM (v0R5T)

672 A treat for the Ettes.

https://tinyurl.com/yyotj7nz

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 12:48 PM


****

Makes me wonder how much time my senator Cantwell spent in Hyannis Port in her first term? A lot I suspect.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 12:51 PM (axyOa)

673 @667
CONGRATS!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 12:51 PM (U2rG9)

674 > AOC's Chief of Staff must have an interesting background. Xe's either a complete idiot, or her handler.
That Shakeyourbooti guy thought he was going to keep his hand jammed up her ass working her mouth for her whole term.

He didn't realize just what a stupid, spoiled, obnoxious child she was.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 12:51 PM (JUUk1)

675 War's brewing. Strange folks abroad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:44 PM (FbLDL)

And we're all a little strange in here.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 12:51 PM (J+mig)

676 667 i got my first bull elk tag!
Posted by: trapper's girl


Aim high.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 12:51 PM (DrqHq)

677 Pelosi and Hillary lead the Harridans of the Apocalypse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 12:51 PM (qsaBy)

678 TJM - 2020 - it's not about pleasing him
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:32 PM (FbLDL)

Warai-otoko 2020: He may know one of my shithead aunts or uncles, but they're not really "family".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:52 PM (AURKQ)

679 678 TJM - 2020 - it's not about pleasing him
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:32 PM (FbLDL)

Warai-otoko 2020: He may know one of my shithead aunts or uncles, but they're not really "family".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:52 PM (AURKQ)

=========

I'd vote for you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:52 PM (FbLDL)

680 Imagine being the guy, and I use the word 'guy' here, having to clean up a metric ton of pig guts on a highway.



Imagine being the guy who was behind the truck trapped in his car right now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:52 PM (oVJmc)

681 I just finished Destiny of the Republic - about
Garfield, Guiteau and Bell. I had no idea about that convention until
then, very fascinating indeed.

Posted by: jhawk90 at July 11, 2019 12:49 PM (Xvo1a)

======


Yes, that was the Garfield biography I read -- where Alexander Graham Bell essentially invented an x-ray machine to find the bullet.


Just read Chernow's fantastic biography of Grant -- highly recommend.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 12:53 PM (WqPYg)

682 AlexTheChick brings it.


And yes, she brought enough for everybody.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:53 PM (oVJmc)

683 But you!
You're not searching, are you now?
You're not looking anyhow
You're never gonna ride that lonely mile
Or put yourself up on trial
Oh, you told me how your life was so bad
An' I agree that it does seem sad
But that's the price that you gotta pay
If you're lazing all around all day
Four horsemen coming right through
Four horsemen and they're pissing by you
They make you look like you're wearing a truss
Four horsemen and it's gonna be us

Posted by: Total Control Racist at July 11, 2019 12:53 PM (f3/we)

684 681 Just read Chernow's fantastic biography of Grant -- highly recommend.
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 12:53 PM (WqPYg)

==========

I'm a quarter of the way through it now. It's great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:53 PM (FbLDL)

685 634 I get a kick out of the fact that the women soccer players think that anyone actually gives a shit about soccer or them. They should be in new versions of those old Visa(?) commercials that used to start with, "You don't know me, but ..."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:44 PM (bOCwl)

The more I see and the more I think about it, I become convinced that Rapinoe is cynically making a play for some of that sweet, sweet Kaepernick money from Nike. Or she needs to be drug tested.

I'm pretty sure I stole that from someone here.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 11, 2019 12:53 PM (jp0Bv)

686 > Now our "betters", like Beto and his ilk, think we are just as bad as the the Third Reich or the USSR.

No, they don't. They just posture to that effect to stir up their idiotic base.
If Beatoff O'Cuck, et al really thought that DRUMPF=HITLARRRRRR!!!!!, they wouldn't be running their mouths on television and Twitter.
They'd be fleeing the country.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 12:53 PM (JUUk1)

687 i got my first bull elk tag!

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 11, 2019 12:50 PM


***

Best hunting EVAH!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 12:54 PM (axyOa)

688 675 And we're all a little strange in here.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 12:51 PM (J+mig)

I thought anybody strange got the bullet.

Rigid Order must be enforced on a Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2019 12:54 PM (sm6Pk)

689 I shot an elk in my pajamas.


Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 12:55 PM (Ti9Td)

690 685 The more I see and the more I think about it, I become convinced that Rapinoe is cynically making a play for some of that sweet, sweet Kaepernick money from Nike. Or she needs to be drug tested.

I'm pretty sure I stole that from someone here.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 11, 2019 12:53 PM (jp0Bv)


That was Rush Limbaugh's thesis.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 11, 2019 12:55 PM (sm6Pk)

691 689 I shot an elk in my pajamas.


Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 12:55 PM (Ti9Td)

How did he get your pajamas?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 12:55 PM (Ez6QX)

692 > The more I see and the more I think about it, I become convinced that
Rapinoe is cynically making a play for some of that sweet, sweet
Kaepernick money from Nike.

What else does she have? She's so old that she's almost certainly played in her last World Cup. She's ugly, obnoxious, stupid, and has absolutely no skills other than kicking a fucking ball.
Posturing for "woke" money is about it for her.
I expect she'll go out by cirrhosis in 10 years or less.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 12:55 PM (JUUk1)

693 The more I see and the more I think about it, I become convinced that Rapinoe is cynically making a play for some of that sweet, sweet Kaepernick money from Nike. Or she needs to be drug tested.

I'm pretty sure I stole that from someone here.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 11, 2019 12:53 PM (jp0Bv)


Rapinoe is almost sure to get some Target ads ... showing how she can use the men's rooms at Target and implying that she even uses the urinals.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:55 PM (bOCwl)

694 thanks guys!

Posted by: trapper's girl at July 11, 2019 12:56 PM (WA8sK)

695 Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow,
low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the
like.


Go figure.


Posted by: Warai-otoko

so all your exes live in texas?

laugh damn it~!

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 12:56 PM (r/xAU)

696 Elk in you pyjamas?

You don't go for the hunting do you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 12:56 PM (qsaBy)

697 244
Though I wish Trump would stop playing along with things like EOs.

Just ignore them. He needs to what he wants and let them shriek about it.

Courts don't follow the law, so Courts have no authority.

Put it that simply, and just proceed at will, Donald.

---

YoU'lL rEgReT tHaT OnCe A dEmOcRaT iS pReSiDeNt

Posted by: That Spongebob Meme at July 11, 2019 12:56 PM (vrsjf)

698 Ace unpublished to fix a link and then accidentally banned himself.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2019 12:56 PM (gC2IV)

699 Breaking:

By studying the DNA from Congressional Democrats, genetic scientists have discovered the chromosome that causes Regressivism (a/k/a leftism, communism, collectivism, "progressivism," and ismismism).

And still no nood.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 11, 2019 12:56 PM (LtSaI)

700 Jeffrey Epstein's Wiki page has already been edited 30 times today.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:56 PM (oVJmc)

701 Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow,
low-moraled shitheels

one more..

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 12:56 PM (r/xAU)

702 Isn't this where OMuse puts up a new thread post for Ace to squash?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 11, 2019 12:57 PM (LtSaI)

703 more ..so we'll fit right in!

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 12:57 PM (r/xAU)

704 I shot an elk in my pajamas.





Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 12:55 PM (Ti9Td)



How did he get your pajamas?

Posted by: Jordan61


I'll never know.

Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 12:57 PM (Ti9Td)

705 Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow,
low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the
like.


Go figure.


Posted by: Warai-otoko

***

So...'rons and 'ettes then?
I'm not seeing a down side.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 12:57 PM (axyOa)

706 Four House Women of the Apocalypse.
Amirite?


Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 12:50 PM (Ti9Td)
=====
Dear Heavens-to-Betsy! You win it all.
Still laughing too hard to . . . do anything else.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 11, 2019 12:57 PM (MIKMs)

707 so all your exes live in texas?

laugh damn it~!
Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 12:56 PM (r/xAU)

LOL

Technically... yes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:57 PM (AURKQ)

708 Now our "betters", like Beto and his ilk, think we are just as bad as the the Third Reich or the USSR.

-
It's only fair. That's the way I think of them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2019 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)

709 ace has the "Nood" button stuck in reverse and can't figure out what's wrong.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 12:57 PM (bOCwl)

710 Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow,
low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the
like.



And Methodists.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 12:57 PM (oVJmc)

711 I'm a quarter of the way through it now. It's great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:53 PM (FbLDL)
======


I drive a lot for work so listened to the audiobook -- 48 and 1/2 hours long! I esteem Grant now right up there with Washington, almost the "2nd Indispensable Man."

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 12:58 PM (WqPYg)

712 >>Best hunting EVAH!!!



I don't like Elk Hunting at all.

I'd gladly trade my Elk tag for an Antelope Tag each and every year.

Posted by: garrett at July 11, 2019 12:58 PM (yfm5M)

713 What lives in the woods and speaks German?




Wait for it...




Elke Sommers.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 12:58 PM (axyOa)

714 Willow
I posted something @651 for you butt aficionados.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 12:58 PM (U2rG9)

715 so those living in other states like Montana for instance.. not looking at garret, sell Your state to moving morons?

besides the 'there there is no room and look at texas!'

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 12:58 PM (r/xAU)

716 willow,
That was a good one!
Are you in Texas now?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 12:58 PM (9iLHi)

717 Only in America can pure cynicism be a retirement plan.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:58 PM (AURKQ)

718
Just read Chernow's fantastic biography of Grant -- highly recommend.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 12:53 PM (WqPYg)


Campaigning with Grant by Horace Porter who was aide-de-camp to Grant is very good.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)

719 One of the cobs needs to blow the ewok call.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

720 Elke Sommers?

"Very interesting."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 12:59 PM (qsaBy)

721 Failed to assimilate = rejected NPC software updates and new Tranny friendly operating system.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2019 12:59 PM (q177U)

722 o sure Xipe, like i'll ever fall for that routine again!

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 12:59 PM (r/xAU)

723 Maybe Ace was working on shelves and became board,

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2019 12:59 PM (nEOLy)

724 711 I'm a quarter of the way through it now. It's great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 12:53 PM (FbLDL)
======


I drive a lot for work so listened to the audiobook -- 48 and 1/2 hours long! I esteem Grant now right up there with Washington, almost the "2nd Indispensable Man."
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 12:58 PM (WqPYg)

==========

I just read McFeely's biography. The man was Freudian in his analysis and never had any material to support his constant tangents about Grant's sexual side.

He also relied heavily on the narrative of Grant as a bad president that Henry Adams put forward (oddly enough, right after Grant refused him a position in the administration).

I know that Chernow's is meant as a corrective, but I'm wary of completely casting off all previous insight into the man because of one biography.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (FbLDL)

725 I posted something @651 for you butt aficionados.
======

Great. Thanks!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (vg8iE)

726 Joncelli, glad you put 'call' at the end of that sentence.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (qsaBy)

727 One of the cobs needs to blow the ewok call.
Posted by: joncelli,


Wow, I didn't know they were that close.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (nEOLy)

728 Maybe Ace was working on shelves and became board,
Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2019 12:59 PM (nEOLy)

I'm sure he'll lumber in any moment.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (xPJvm)

729 should we be scared????

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (9iLHi)

730 linduh, one house fell through, (someone else bought it first! bastids.)

still on the hunt.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (r/xAU)

731 Only in America can pure cynicism be a retirement plan.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 12:58 PM (AURKQ)

There's always the Generation X Retirement Plan.

Expect nothing, since Social Security will blow up before we ever draw, and your 401Ks will be raided to keep it afloat, so be ready to work 'till you die.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 01:01 PM (J+mig)

732 Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow, low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the like.

You must have been in Dallas...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 11, 2019 01:01 PM (i0ykY)

733 What part willow?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 01:01 PM (9iLHi)

734 women's soccer was getting like 6000 attendance per game ... no idea how many in the league ... but that is something at least. Not much ... MLB also struggles in attendance, but has broad television ad support/revenue, I think.


As someone here mentioned, women's soccer seems to have chosen the feminist agenda as their main marketing tool ... but that serves a small niche, since there is no real reason to watch soccer based on that.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2019 01:01 PM (Cus5s)

735
Dear Heavens-to-Betsy! You win it all.Still laughing too hard to . . . do anything else.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 11, 2019 12:57 PM (MIKMs)


Ahem

Posted by: Comment 642 at July 11, 2019 01:01 PM (TAmPV)

736 > Elke Sommers?
Another one who made me feel funny in my no-no bits when I was a kid, along with Mary Anne, Samantha, Jeannie, and Carol Brady.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 01:01 PM (JUUk1)

737 726 Joncelli, glad you put 'call' at the end of that sentence.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (qsaBy)

Yeah, I really should know better by now.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

738 I'm sure he'll lumber in any moment.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (xPJvm)

Wood he?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 11, 2019 01:02 PM (5l6gb)

739 I shot an elk in my pajamas.
How did he get your pajamas?
I'll never know.


That was great, guys.

Now do the Groucho-Harpo mirror scene.

And still no nood.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 11, 2019 01:02 PM (LtSaI)

740 YoU'lL rEgReT tHaT OnCe A dEmOcRaT iS pReSiDeNt
Posted by: That Spongebob Meme at July 11, 2019 12:56 PM (vrsjf)

Democrats will do it anyway.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 11, 2019 01:02 PM (H8QX8)

741 Campaigning with Grant by Horace Porter who was aide-de-camp to Grant is very good.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)

=======


Thanks -- will add it to my list.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 01:02 PM (WqPYg)

742 We all know that ace is too busy sitting on his living room floor stuffing his face with Twinkies and then self-flagellating to assuage his guilt. I don't expect a nood for 4 or 5 hours.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 01:02 PM (bOCwl)

743 The worst place in Texas is Austin. Hands down.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 01:02 PM (U2rG9)

744 the best we can do as morons, is ignore rapinoe. let her go back to yodeling in gulley, and kicking a ball around. her poor wife.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at July 11, 2019 01:02 PM (KP5rU)

745 Cuck Tarlson sought to virtue signal with Civ Nattery after being called a raciss last night- How'd that go for him?

Civic Nationalism is dead. It was always a lie. You can go on telling yourself that fable until you are beat over the head by an unprivileged immigrant of color like something out of a Kurt Schlichter novel, but fibbing to yourself will have zero effect on the inevitable outcome. Choose a tribe, choose wisely.

Posted by: Quilp at July 11, 2019 01:02 PM (Bf3hj)

746 A treat for the Ettes.

https://tinyurl.com/yyotj7nz
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 12:48 PM (U2rG9)

You're not nice
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 12:49 PM (Ez6QX)

lol ! some of us knew better.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 01:02 PM (r/xAU)

747 I'm sure he'll lumber in any moment.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (xPJvm)

Wood he?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


Knot sure.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2019 01:02 PM (nEOLy)

748 Jesse's Girl ..

A teenager screaming for help inside an SUV in the parking lot of a Georgia mall last week was nothing more than a stunt meant to be uploaded to YouTube, according to police.

The Forsyth County Sheriff's Office said Christopher Kratzer, 19, and Ava Coleman, 17, face charges of reckless conduct and raising a false public alarm after the alleged staged kidnapping at The Collection at Forsyth shopping center, located about 35 miles north of Atlanta.

"If you want to create a social media following, I would strongly dissuade you from this stupidity, good armed citizens might have been justified in using force to stop what they legitimately believed was a kidnapping," Sheriff Ron Freeman said in a Facebook post. "Committing a criminal act for social media likes will get you arrested in Forsyth County, that's not the kind of attention most people want to have."

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 01:03 PM (QkjLD)

749
Sally Kellerman is mort?

Posted by: Soothsayer at July 11, 2019 01:03 PM (VVr1J)

750 Oh look, fresh troll.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 01:03 PM (qsaBy)

751 Ahem

Posted by: Comment 642


Ooops. Sorry.

Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 01:03 PM (Ti9Td)

752 729 should we be scared????
Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (9iLHi)

I'm a little scared. But mostly hungry.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 11, 2019 01:03 PM (Ez6QX)

753 743 The worst place in Texas is Austin. Hands down.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 01:02 PM (U2rG9)

It's where the government lives, capitals are always cesspools.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 01:03 PM (J+mig)

754 Ace couldn't get to the bone broth in time so he's currently in a yogic hunger trance.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 01:03 PM (oZ6kz)

755 732 Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow, low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the like.

You must have been in Dallas...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at July 11, 2019 01:01 PM (i0ykY)

Never been, just had enough of those phony cowboy boot wearing bastards percolate up to Yankee land and violate my nice peaceful Mid-Atlantic life.

Seriously, if you're from TX and wearing clean boots and it ain't Sunday, you're a fucking poseur.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2019 01:04 PM (AURKQ)

756 The worst place in Texas is Austin. Hands down.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
------
But a few of us live here anyways....
I actually came from San Antonio 19 years ago and I would NEVER move back. I'll take Austin over San Antonio any day.

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 01:04 PM (9iLHi)

757 I'm sure he'll lumber in any moment.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (xPJvm)

Wood he?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


Knot sure.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2019 01:02 PM



Patience. No need to pine away for him.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 01:04 PM (axyOa)

758 I know that Chernow's is meant as a corrective, but
I'm wary of completely casting off all previous insight into the man
because of one biography.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 01:00 PM (FbLDL)

==========


Yes, there's danger in that as I've not read much of anything else -- apparently much of it negative -- about him.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 01:04 PM (WqPYg)

759 Ace's post about procrastination has been delayed....again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

760 Look Mom...No Ewok!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2019 01:04 PM (BHU1I)

761 CBS news is reporting: "Appeals court appears ready to rule Obamacare unconstitutional"

Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 01:04 PM (+H0tZ)

762 754 Ace couldn't get to the bone broth in time so he's currently in a yogic hunger trance.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 01:03 PM (oZ6kz)

So his chakras are unreleased?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 01:05 PM (RD7QR)

763 >>> AOC's Chief of Staff must have an interesting background. Xe's either a complete idiot, or her handler.



Definitely her handler.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 01:05 PM (bDqIh)

764 Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow, low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the like.


------------

I'm not a home wrecker.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 11, 2019 01:05 PM (gC2IV)

765 Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow,
low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the
like.
Go figure.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
---------/
It's quite possible,Captain, that they feel the same way about you.

Posted by: Drc at July 11, 2019 01:05 PM (vbaSG)

766 Ace's post about procrastination has been delayed....again.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2019 01:04 PM (oVJmc)


Procrastination is what sets Man apart from the lower animals.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at July 11, 2019 01:05 PM (bOCwl)

767 > Elke Sommers?
Another one who made me feel funny in my no-no bits when I was a kid, along with Mary Anne, Samantha, Jeannie, and Carol Brady.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 01:01 PM (JUUk1)
........

Now you can watch Love Island and Ex On The Beach, but the funny feeling may require Truvada.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2019 01:05 PM (v0R5T)

768 Iranian Boats Tried to Block British Tanker in Persian Gulf, U.K. Says

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 01:05 PM (QkjLD)

769 We need a mirror universe George Soros whose primary focus is to work at the state and local level throughout most of the States (e.g. the purple or near-purple places still in play) to get US based civics and Western Civ into the public school curricula.

Spare billion anyone?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 11, 2019 01:05 PM (koNhm)

770 The courts would finally have a bit of Appeal for me if they rule that Gaylord is unconstitutional.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 01:06 PM (qsaBy)

771 AOC's Chief of Staff must have an interesting background. Xe's either a complete idiot, or her handler.



Definitely her handler.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2019 01:05 PM


Makes ya wonder who xe really works for???

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 01:06 PM (axyOa)

772 761 CBS news is reporting: "Appeals court appears ready to rule Obamacare unconstitutional"
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 01:04 PM (+H0tZ)

DOA when it gets to SCOTUS.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 01:06 PM (RD7QR)

773 Willow,
What part are you moving to?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 01:06 PM (9iLHi)

774 Prayer and the plumber:

I thought it was a nice account. particularly after reading some of Allapundit's Atheistic evangelism tweets in the sidebar :

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 01:06 PM (+0VWg)

775 772 761 CBS news is reporting: "Appeals court appears ready to rule Obamacare unconstitutional"
Posted by: shibumi, high functioning conspiray theorist at July 11, 2019 01:04 PM (+H0tZ)

DOA when it gets to SCOTUS.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 01:06 PM (RD7QR)

=========

If only we still had Anthony Kennedy on SCOTUS.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Buy Crystal Embers Today! at July 11, 2019 01:06 PM (FbLDL)

776 CBS news is reporting: "Appeals court appears ready to rule Obamacare unconstitutional"

Posted by: shibumi,


Oh sweet sweet life.

Posted by: Triumph at July 11, 2019 01:06 PM (Ti9Td)

777 Link for 774:

https://tinyurl.com/y5twys6k

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 01:07 PM (+0VWg)

778 Trump won, in part, because people are getting sick of being called "racist." I want them to keep it up.

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 01:07 PM (nRWPy)

779 CBS news is reporting: "Appeals court appears ready to rule Obamacare unconstitutional"

-

The Obamacare that didn't have the language saying that the whole thing wasn't unconstitutional if part was found to be illegal and that is still a law today?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. at July 11, 2019 01:07 PM (rF9rk)

780 Doll Eyes Alex's Chief of Staff is the master of ceremonies for a one-trick donkey show.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2019 01:07 PM (qsaBy)

781 Linduh, paris texas I am hoping

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 01:07 PM (r/xAU)

782 How come they only do these shows with contestants from garbage reality shows?

Why aren't there shows where contestants from better, classier game shows are put in a tropical location with oversexed whores who try to tempt them? Maybe, I dunno, Jeopardy champions or something.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM (oZ6kz)

783 Hands down > Hands up.

Posted by: Burger Chef at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM (RuIsu)

784 rule Obamacare unconstitutional

---------------

Redundant since the Republican Congress repealed it day 1. /s

Posted by: Undocumented at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM (5NMZN)

785 Hahahaha. I was right.

Open Thread Until Ace
-OregonMuse
The old thread was starting to smell like the floor of CBD's sock drawer.

Posted by OregonMuse at 01:07 PM Comments

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=382222

Can Ace be far behind now?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids blog at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM (LtSaI)

786 OM put up a nood stompbait thread.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 11, 2019 01:08 PM (RD7QR)

787 Factoid:
Elke Sommer is from Erlangen Germany. She and her mom would invite American soldiers from the local kasserns to her home during the Christmas Holidays. Very nice of her.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (axyOa)

788 Posted by: Drc at July 11, 2019 01:05 PM (vbaSG)


My guess is that he's either a Texan or has moved there an d either way likes it so much he's trying to discourage people from moving there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (+0VWg)

789 Lin-duh
San Antonio used to be good. I was born there. Times change and often not for the better.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (U2rG9)

790 Texans i've ever met in person have been insufferable, callow,
low-moraled shitheels. Drunkards, thieves, liars, homewreckers, and the
like.
Go figure.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

They probably thought you were from Oklahoma and wanted you to feel at home.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (2DOZq)

791
"If you want to create a social media following, I would strongly dissuade you from this stupidity, good armed citizens might have been justified in using force to stop what they legitimately believed was a kidnapping," Sheriff Ron Freeman said in a Facebook post. "Committing a criminal act for social media likes will get you arrested in Forsyth County, that's not the kind of attention most people want to have."
Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 01:03 PM (QkjLD)


I hope the leftists don't notice this. This could be used to try to de-legitimize conceal carry. Imagine the stir they could create from someone being shot because a couple of people were pulling a big practical joke.

Posted by: Sooner at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (Fs5vw)

792 Due to unforeseen technical difficulties, Ms. Ono's appearance on the next Thread has been cancelled.

Posted by: Colonel Cathcart at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (2ZccL)

793 Linduh, paris texas I am hoping
Posted by: willow
------
So, you'll be at the MoME/ my birthday party this year, yes?

Posted by: lin-duh @ werk at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (9iLHi)

794 Methodists are baptists who learned to read.

Posted by: dagny at July 11, 2019 01:09 PM (nRWPy)

795 769
We need a mirror universe George Soros whose primary focus is to work at
the state and local level throughout most of the States (e.g. the
purple or near-purple places still in play) to get US based civics and
Western Civ into the public school curricula.



Spare billion anyone?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 11, 2019 01:05 PM (koNhm)


======


I've thought this for a couple of decades now. Most of the billionaires on our side are cowards ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 01:10 PM (WqPYg)

796 linduh, if not this year , i'm hoping next. in the meantime, have the funnest bday ever.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 01:10 PM (r/xAU)

797 Jeffrey Epstein's Wiki page has already been edited 30 times today.

They had it locked for a little while, because basically this keeps happening over and over:

person edits the page to add in Clinton info
Wikipedia commissar deletes the Clinton info
person edits the page to add in Clinton info
Wikipedia commissar deletes the Clinton info
person edits the page to add in Clinton info
Wikipedia commissar deletes the Clinton info
person edits the page to add in Clinton info
Wikipedia commissar deletes the Clinton info

Every so often someone will stick something like "YOU DICKS STOP TAKING OUT THE TRUTH" into the story and that gets deleted.

Wikipedia is the worst failure in the internet, a somewhat noble experiment that has gone completely wrong. NOBODY trusts wikipedia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 01:11 PM (39g3+)

798 I've thought this for a couple of decades now. Most of the billionaires on our side are cowards

I've come to the conclusion that there aren't any on our side.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 01:12 PM (39g3+)

799 I've thought this for a couple of decades now. Most of the billionaires on our side are cowards ...
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 01:10 PM (WqPYg)

Or not actually on our side and just hired to play as the Washington Generals.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at July 11, 2019 01:12 PM (J+mig)

800 I've come to the conclusion that there aren't any on our side.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 01:12 PM (39g3+)


========


LOL. That's what I was thinking ... but was afraid I might have missed one somewhere ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at July 11, 2019 01:13 PM (WqPYg)

801 Elke Sommer with a gun:
https://tinyurl.com/elkegun

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 01:13 PM (JUUk1)

802
Elke Sommer without a gun: (NSFW)
https://tinyurl.com/elkewithoutgun

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at July 11, 2019 01:14 PM (JUUk1)

803 I've come to the conclusion that there aren't any on our side.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 11, 2019 01:12 PM (39g3+)

most aren't, maybe lowes, home depot. certainly none of the jackasses wanting global hedgemony.

cheap labor, no societal concerns for any country is the main theme thse days.

on.the.cheap.

Posted by: willow at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (r/xAU)

804 Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 12:10 PM (DrqHq)

"They got some crazy little chitlins'"

Posted by: zombie Wilbert Harrison at July 11, 2019 01:15 PM (abNpZ)

805 Firefighters Tackling Blaze at Warner Bros.' U.K. Studios at Leavesden

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 01:16 PM (QkjLD)

806 Pig intestines cause traffic delays in downtown Kansas City
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2019 12:10 PM (DrqHq)

"They got some crazy little chitlins'"
Posted by: zombie Wilbert Harrison


It takes a lotta guts to handle KC traffic?

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2019 01:16 PM (nEOLy)

807 Top Dems, rejecting Jim Acosta's explanation for Epstein plea deal, renew calls for resignation

Posted by: SMOD at July 11, 2019 01:22 PM (QkjLD)

808 I carried all day yesterday at a clearly posted private hospital - because they didn't promise they would assure my safety and didn't provide a locker at the entrance for my piece. Their signs say "participate in our delusion". Thanks. No.

Posted by: Igotnothing at July 11, 2019 01:28 PM (+dh7Q)

809 644: "We have the Pledge of Allegiance (which lefties love to sit and make faces through) and we have the National Anthem (which lefties love to use to complain about how evil America is) and we have the American Flag (which lefties love to burn)."
This is partly my point. The left is against loyalty oaths and nations and borders in general. But it remains true that naturalized citizens have taken a loyalty oath, making their citizenship an act of consent. If those who hate this country won't leave it, can't we expose them as noncitizens in our midst by requiring all citizens to choose this country as their country? I think an oath and getting rid of the minimum wage would go far in solving the immigration problems the left loves to cause and profit from.

Posted by: grounder at July 11, 2019 03:26 PM (tVQUs)

810 Even thug life street gangs have membership rules and an agenda to vet the new members.

Posted by: obsidian at July 12, 2019 10:54 AM (7+yqP)

811 Ever notice that Leftards always seek to cojoin legal immigrants with illegal immigrants? The Left always mangles language and twists clear and precise meanings like "gay."

Leftards want to destroy America. They hate it and everything it stands for because they are such losers. If they'd be happier else where why are they still hear braying at all the sins of America rather than living in a pristine Venezuela, Cuba, Haiti or China?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at July 12, 2019 03:25 PM (nRj4F)

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