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Some Iran Spin
Keane on Fox: Trump was told "that the Iranian national leadership was furious with the tactical commander that shot down the drone because they clearly did not want that provocation to take place. Based on those facts, new information to the president, he called off the strike.”
— Peter Baker (@peterbakernyt) June 21, 2019
The Democrats are confused. They wanted so badly to burp up their pre-fab, anti-war talking points, but Trump isn't making war. What to do, what to do? Politico has it covered with a piece that was probably pre-written after news broke that Iran shot down our drone: 'Step back from the brink of war': Democrats slam Trump on report he ordered Iran strikes. The Democrats needed some opportunity to seem relevant and Politico delivered. But why would anyone care about foreign policy strategy from the party who secretly gave the Iranian terror regime billions of dollars and pulled back sanctions to sign a nuclear "deal" with no oversight?Commenters tell me that Democrats are now attacking Trump for not launching an attack on Iran. They're very serious people, you know.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 21, 2019 02:45 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at June 21, 2019 02:45 PM (ab49f)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 02:45 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Bete at June 21, 2019 02:45 PM (Ojki1)
Those guys would run full page ads in the Times.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 02:45 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (ab49f)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bete at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (Ojki1)
They had Mariilyn Mosby on decrying Trump's dovish nature.
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (KBp3+)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: pep at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)
They're very serious people, you know.
Didn't Schumer claim Trump would blunder us into a war --- and now they're pissed he didn't?!
LOLGF
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)
you know, like Obama's wonderful strategy in Libya, Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan...
Posted by: McCool at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (Izjjo)
Posted by: Iran at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (KBp3+)
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But, I thought the #ORANGEMANBAD was going to start wars left, right and center?
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)
In response to some of military people who it was said upthread wanted to go ahead with the strike - What Trump knows, that the military doesn't really grasp, is that this is a Political contest, not really a military one. Both political in the contest of wills between Iran and the US, and political in the sense of the Presidential campaign now starting. What do you think John Kerry has been telling the Iranians, seriously? He's telling them how to inflict max political damage on the President, in order to help the Dems replace him with someone more amenable to them, like Biden.
And that's why the Iranians have rolled out this very limited series of provocations, designed to get a whole lot of attention but carefully calibrated not to cause any bloodshed - because actual bloodshed is always the Big Red Line of escalation. The first side to shed blood in a contest politically justifies almost any level of bloodshed in return, and that's what Iran has been trying to goad Trump into doing. I'm sure Kerry told them that of course he would take the bait.
And that's also why Trump was correct to call off an attack which would cause 150 deaths, maybe not militarily, but it was absolutely the right thing to do politically. And now, by going public about it, he puts the burden on the Iranians to make the next move - do they up the ante, or do they accept that their plan didn't work, and back down?
Posted by: Tom Servo
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (tBimT)
Of course it was pre-written. Kerry and Obama told Iran what to do in order to make DJT politically toxic this election cycle. Then ValJar fed the scripts to their "friendlies" for publication as soon as DJT took the bait.
They wanted DJT's base to abandon him.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (La5SJ)
or
[X] He did not respond to an act of war. Go to a)
a) Trump is an evil, evil, man.
Posted by: pep at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (wW03z)
Maybe Hillary is waiting, like a scorpion in a shoe.
Posted by: dagny at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (nRWPy)
I suggest they do that just so that they absolutely tick off all of those donors, party regulars, and primary voters. Because if that doesn't send the progressives into a funk, nothing will.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)"
Yeah being a faggy white knight for Michelle Fields is definitely one of the worst things I ever did here.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)
LOLGF
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (bDqIh)
Bumble. Bumble into a war.
Dipshit Schumer. What a putz.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ufFY8)
or
[X] He did not respond to an act of war. Go to a)
a) Trump is an evil, evil, man.
Posted by: pep at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (wW03z)
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Yeah, This story looks rigged.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (8D42x)
Wait.
If The President is going to be rational.....
THEN BY GAWWWWWD WE HAD BETTER START COMING OFF AN UNHINGED FUCCKING LUNATICS JUST SE WE DRAW A CONTRAST BETWEEN TRUMPS AND AURFELLALALJH GAJGEF AKWPOU TAPOJ RA:LWJ
BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (8XRCm)
I remember looking at the vid of the alleged attack, over and over, and not seeing the hit on Fields. Then I realized I was at work and Zaprudering a damn campaign video and snapped TF out of it.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Ever at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (ZZDMQ)
So it's inconceivable to them that he wouldn't go to war with Iran because they *know* he's an evil war-mongering tyrant.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (EV0u2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Her one big talking point is being against Trump because of his "regime change wars". She kept using that phrase.. and I'm going WTF? Trump is putting an end to that shit..
I think Trump understands that war is dirty.. it is costly.. both in blood and treasure..
I don't doubt he wouldn't hesitate retaliating if it was really necessary.. but I am totally on board with the restraint he showed yesterday..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (so+oy)
I have no doubt that the military is very much aware of this. Their job is to provide the President with military options and carry out his orders in support of his policies. The political aspect is the State Department's realm.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Afghanistan at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (tBimT)
Posted by: Democrats, Inc. at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (7s3Gx)
First things first.
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (b069J)
well, he did yank her. whether this was worth the pseudo-right SJW meltdown or not, I'm dubious.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Archer at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (oZ6kz)
Shower the people you love with love...
Posted by: Trump at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (kD8Fh)
Wait.
If The President is going to be rational.....
THEN BY GAWWWWWD WE HAD BETTER START COMING OFF AN UNHINGED FUCCKING LUNATICS JUST SE WE DRAW A CONTRAST BETWEEN TRUMPS AND AURFELLALALJH GAJGEF AKWPOU TAPOJ RA:LWJ
BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (8XRCm)
couldn't have said it better myself
Posted by: Raimondo after several translations at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (RD7QR)
The Democrat playbook is very limited, call the Republican sexist, or racist, or fascist, or a warmonger - and that's it. Apparently Mr. Trump is deciding not to fall into that trap.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: FrodoB at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (9753m)
"to think I used to get really angry when you guys would bait me with the Michelle Fields "one arm" joke
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)"
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It's "all right" ace ......
Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (kD8Fh)
(Bander will get why this is extra funny)
Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (GbPPJ)
Iran attacked the US. Trump must be impeached.
We will fill in the blanks as events unfold.
Sincerely,
The DNC.
Posted by: tbodie at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (YyH4g)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)
Puhleeze!
Posted by: The Guy Who Tracks All of Broseidon's Dumb Faggy Shit at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (fuK7c)
17 Trump invaded me 25 years ago, you monsters.
Posted by: Iran
He turned me into a newt.
Posted by: Afghanistan at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (wW03z)
Well, I got better.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (ufFY8)
There must have been a second arm yanker
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (DuZls)
I want to see the FISA intercepts on them...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (PbpT7)
HEY! YOU GOT YOUR YANKER IN MY WANKER!!
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (fuK7c)
Ben Shapiro is getting slapped down pretty hard.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)
Well sure, but did you ever repost an entire thread in a comment?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: kallisto
Yeah, right. Truman allowed himself to get punked twice.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (tBimT)
In other words: Was Trump an adolescent or a patsy?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, cultural critic at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (wZxsP)
Posted by: Ever at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: steevy
It works just as well for some on the "right", too.
Posted by: slowdown at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (E+yET)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (hLRSq)
Spare me the outrage.
Posted by: Picric at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (VU504)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (La5SJ)
SMARTEST PRESIDENT EVAH!
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (jm1YL)
RUSSIAN PROTRUSION
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: ... at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (run41)
They apparently can have it both ways.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (JUOKG)
WE'RE GONNA GO TO SHIRAZ!
WE'RE GONNA GO TO SUSA AND TEHRAN!
THEN WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND BOMB THE SHIT OUTTA THOSE MULLAHS -
BEEEEEEYAAAAARGGGGH!
Posted by: Howard Dead 2020 at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (KBp3+)
Posted by: The Guy Who Tracks All of Broseidon's Dumb Faggy Shit at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (fuK7c)"
I knew you existed! You're the one who keeps leaving screencaps of me accicentally posting hentai links on all of my Yelp reviews.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (HQx/J)
That made no sense, I just wanted to allcap.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)"
>>>Yeah being a faggy white knight for Michelle Fields is definitely one of the worst things I ever did here.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)
~~~~~
Well, you guys weren't exactly alone. I'd say the HQ was divided about 50-50 on that issue.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (W54U5)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (so+oy)
----------------
If the tweet above is accurate, then the mullahs were peeing their pants at the thought of America going after them with PDT at the helm.
They probably understood the restraint shown by prior administrations wouldn't have been in play.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (so+oy)
Sweaty and frustrated. But mostly sweaty.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (JUOKG)
Kerry voted for the war before he voted against it!
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (PbpT7)
We haven't, and they deserve a massive beating. I'm getting a little sick of our restraint, even as I acknowledge that the sanctions and all the other things short of a shooting war are apparently working, and that an actual war would probably be a Very Bad Idea that would injure and kill many, many Americans.
So, uh, hooray for sitting there and taking it, kinda?
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Ever
Nice, but be careful.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (G0vdT)
I want to see the FISA intercepts on them...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (8D42x)
If we're going to hit them, it should be their expeditions, like in Yemen and Syria. That is more costly to replace and reinforces the notion that they are boondoggles. Also less likely to get a lot of noise about it.
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (EV0u2)
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (AjVAj)
Republican war: Bad. Fascist imperialism.
American war: Does not exist. Only party war exists.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (7HtZB)
With potato guns.
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
yeah. i never got that about you.
Posted by: trapper's girl at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (BQJef)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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THAT'S JUST A RUMOR!
Posted by: Senator Corey Booker at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (a0IVu)
It's been so easy for them for so long, they don't have any other plays. I just love watching the Democrats lose.
Posted by: Chris M at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: pep at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (wW03z)
All of which is side show. His policy has Iran in a bind they will not be able to escape.
And FFs this idiocy about "all out war" by Iran - just what would that consist of? Piddling conventional actions, all ineffective, met by devastating response, along with various terrorist actions, met by more devastating response - all of which will leave Iran without its current piddling resources/options. Including Lebanese Hezbollah, if they're dumb enough to unleash their rockets on Israel.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (G0vdT)
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So for a day or so, we had a little less Calvinball.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (DuZls)
well, he did yank her. whether this was worth the pseudo-right SJW meltdown or not, I'm dubious.
Well, that's sort of the problem these days, people see what they want to see and disregard the rest.
The guy (was it Manafort?) totally grabbed her arm. He said he never touched her. She said she was thrown to the ground.
It's like when Jim Acosta karate-ed that girl with the microphone. He was gesticulating, her arm may have got in the way or he may have karate-ed it on purpose. People claim he never touched her when clearly he did.
I explained this dual reality concept to Mommy and what it meant for our nation and she got sad and asked me to stop talking about it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)
Well sure, but did you ever repost an entire thread in a comment?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (KUaJL)
Only a complete monster would do that!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (KBp3+)
Posted by: josephistan
WORKED ON ME!!!
Posted by: Papist Bograt at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (NeSSd)
I know some old school demorats, center left and classic liberals, not today's breed of antifa loonies...all of them say the same thing: their party is in a shambles and Trump is going to roll them in 2020.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: BluesFish at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (WQZ1O)
LOLGF
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Bumble. Bumble into a war.
Dipshit Schumer. What a putz.
he shoulda seen it coming. everybody knows that bumbles bounce.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (fUa3X)
Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (AjVAj)
I'm guilty of this one.
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (EV0u2)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (kD8Fh)
There's a Box joke to be had, here.
Posted by: garrett
That's not funny!!!
Posted by: Mohammad Morsi at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (wW03z)
Nice. I steal a lot of shit from Paul Simon, too.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (KBp3+)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (sm6Pk)
I call it Jabberwocky Calvinball
Words have no meaning
Rules change as needed
Posted by: McCool at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (Izjjo)
Posted by: DonAdamsShoePolicy at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: trapper's girl at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (BQJef)
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (DuZls)
she really didn't say that. She wrote it in such a way to really juice it up and to maybe suggest that kind of reading.
She said something like "He yanked me and I fell backwards," but I guess she meant she stumbled backwards but kept her feet, but yeah, people could read that as actually "falling," and maybe that ambiguity was deliberate.
It was certainly over-spiced.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (kD8Fh)
There was a dem strategist on FBN this morning saying the same thing (Doug something or other)
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Archer at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (gmo/4)
Is the same crew advising Eric Swalwell on how to talk to gun owners?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (pDCsa)
Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (Lz9fr)
Posted by: torabora
They are sure as shit looking for Civil War 2.0. That Oregon thing is a fucking flashpoint if there ever was one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)"
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It's "all right" ace ......
Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (8XRCm)
is that a left handed compliment?
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (AjVAj)
I maintain my position that the only reason Trayvon Martin became a thing is because Jesse Jackson et al heard Florida, gated community, Zimmerman and assumed it was some 75 year old Jewish guy.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (b069J)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (37IEG)
+++++++++++++
It wasn't a treaty. It was a deal. A terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad deal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (oZ6kz)
I don't know what other major military targets were left when the Bombings were being planned.
Tokyo had been firebombed very thoroughly, for example.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (BqBId)
>>Schroedinger's Position
There's a Box joke to be had, here.
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (KBp3+)
Open up that box.
Let's see if that pussy is dead or alive.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (bVtr0)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (AjVAj)
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He probably was.
But at 17 he aint a kid and he was a thug the day he died.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: William Kristol, serious dude at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (fUa3X)
Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Monty James at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (FiUMj)
And that's why the Iranians have rolled out this very limited series of provocations, designed to get a whole lot of attention but carefully calibrated not to cause any bloodshed - because actual bloodshed is always the Big Red Line of escalation. The first side to shed blood in a contest politically justifies almost any level of bloodshed in return, and that's what Iran has been trying to goad Trump into doing.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (tBimT)
>>Let's see if that pussy is dead or alive.
It smells dead, I can tell you that much.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (KBp3+)
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (AjVAj)
A Ben Shapiro Novella
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (oZ6kz)
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What?
Posted by: Ilhan Omar at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Mayor B at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (9753m)
Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (La5SJ)
MY LITTLE ROBOT PENIS DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS
A Ben Shapiro Erotic Thriller (TM)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (PbpT7)
STOP JACKING IT WHILE THINKING ABOUT MY SISTER
Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (a0IVu)
Yeah, Doug Shoen.
He is generally a reasonable guest.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ufFY8)
Anyway, Adam Shit said "Trump listened to Congress".
Like he needs Democrats as baby sitters...
Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (VkWRL)
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Posted by: Lance McCormick
You're welcome.
Posted by: Godzilla at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (bVtr0)
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (sm6Pk)
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Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (fUa3X)
Of course this conclusion was reached after a collection of much forensic evidence.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (bcbK
"And I'm never giving it back!"
--Corey Lewandowski
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (AjVAj)
___
When he was 13 or something.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (37IEG)
Obliterating the source of Gingers makes sense
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (j5RRD)
Considering Curtis "Boom Boom" Lemay was part of the action, this statement doesn't begin to pass the sniff test.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (AjVAj)
which story? The iran one?
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (Vgw1E)
They had Mariilyn Mosby on decrying Trump's dovish nature.
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Dat orange bad man should have given those oppressed Iranian muzzies room to riot!
It be raycissssst not to!
Posted by: Marilyn Mosby at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (k4dH2)
I don't know what other major military targets were left when the Bombings were being planned.
Tokyo had been firebombed very thoroughly, for example.
Posted by: Lance McCormick
Regardless, after the first bomb wiped out an entire city, there's no way you can claim "we're just going to hit a military target".
The jig is up. You don't have factory busters, you have city busters.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (tBimT)
First of all, I definitely think that the Uniparty/Deep State/Globalists/Whatever are trying to goad him into a war. They would like nothing more than to see the US get mired in another open-ended war we are not allowed to win. Grind down America bit by bit. Death by 1000 cuts.
Trump is allowing Iran an opportunity to de-escalate and save face. And he still retains the ability to come back later and say, "Guess I was wrong. They really *did* do it on purpose. BOOM."
Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (2LelM)
As I said on a morning thread, "restraint" in this context is sound, given the overall context, in which Iran is becoming desperate. But the fundamentals mean that, barring major changes, Iran loses either way, with/without American military action.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (QDnY+)
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Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (2LelM)
And by "Horse", you mean "John Kerry", right?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: trapper's girl at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (BQJef)
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (88+cf)
Of course this conclusion was reached after a collection of much forensic evidence.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)
Doesn't that mean you can dibs her as war booty though?
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (EV0u2)
Iran is the France of the Middle East. When was the last time they actually defeated a worthy opponent in war? The got their lunch handed to them by the Turks and Russians, and could hardly hold their own against Saddam's Iraq.
The problem now is China, that is who we must focus on. Win the trade war against them first, and everything else will be solved except for the internal problem we have with the progressive left.
Posted by: William Eaton at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (MuTTO)
'they're lucky it was unmanned'?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (W54U5)
Posted by: Monty James at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (Zqz9o)
And just forgot to mention this during a contentious election in 2016. Totally slipped her mind.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Voter theater. at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (b069J)
"Trump should attack Ireland just to keep everyone guessing."
Obliterating the source of Gingers makes sense
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (j5RRD)
The Ginge-Merga is in Scotland too.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Schlonged Bigly at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (hLRSq)
ALL OF THE SLOPPY, WET NOISES AND GRUNTS I HEAR FROM THE SAFETY OF MY SHED
An erotic journey, by Bill Kristol
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (PbpT7)
@benshapiro
So, keep quiet about your strategy, or make consequences clear and obvious to everyone. Setting up vague standards, or blustering without credibility is the worst of all possible worlds.
*********
Junior High Hall Monitor thinks PDT reads & or Listens to hom
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (BqBId)
That was $1.4 billion ago.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Vgw1E)
Correct. NEVER SAY NEVER
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (bVtr0)
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Posted by: Quilp at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: trapper's girl at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (BQJef)
The penis wants what the penis wants.
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (EV0u2)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (gC2IV)
ALL OF THE SLOPPY, WET NOISES AND GRUNTS I HEAR FROM THE SAFETY OF MY SHED
An erotic journey, by Bill Kristol
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (PbpT7)
Belly laugh
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Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (fUa3X)
And yet...foreboding.
Posted by: Shattered Credibility Lawfirm, LLC. - Clients wanted! DC NYC LA at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (sqqD4)
Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at June 21, 2019
*
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. . .
It's "It's just a jump to the left"!
Posted by: Dr. Frankenfurter at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (j5RRD)
Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (Lz9fr)
Posted by: rickl
Especially since there was no loss of life on our side.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (tBimT)
Oh and the limpet mines.
And whatever comes next.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Paddy O'Drunkfuck at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (PbpT7)
"Have you seen my sister?The sequel"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (W54U5)
To be honest, that really doesn't matter, at all. That lowlife, dirtbag regime is 100% responsible for all the actions of all its commanders and soldiers. It's not as if the regime doesn't like to lead a good, "Death to the USA!" chant every now and again.
Fuck Iran. They should be reduced to rubble. THey should have been reduced to rubble the day after they stormed our embassy and took the hostages. Reagan should have bombed the living shit out Tehran, though I give him some leeway since he was involved in a bit of more important issue with the whole Cold War with the Soviet Union, but still ...
We owe Iran a beating. A really bad one.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:08 PM (weya0)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
he was all bomby on his radio show as well.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 03:08 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)
Isn't there a height minimum?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK8)
What possible qualifications does a failed Baltimore mayor have to opine on foreign policy ?
Posted by: McCool at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (Izjjo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (bVtr0)
I think all that red hair came from the Vikings having their easy with all those Celtic lasses.
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
#TwoWeeks
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (tBimT)
Iran has it coming. Every single IED attack in Iraq comes to mind. But
not now, not over an unmanned drone. Iran seems desperate for war- why?
Posted by: Quilp at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Bf3hj)
They found out the 12th Imam is on holiday in Mauritius at a swingers club and they want him to come home because he's running up a huge tab.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (37IEG)
A Cuckshed Choose-Your-Own-Adventure
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Well, we had to grab it in order to move it.
Posted by: Dimmocrats at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)
Ben Shapiro has no dick, so thanks to Trump, he can no longer serve.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (KUaJL)
i didn't understand why you were on her side. to each his own.
Posted by: trapper's girl at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (BQJef)
It was her disarming smile.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (uGHnY)
I'LL EAT THE BOWLING BALL
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019
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. . .
Groucho and Chico Marx-worthy, right there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:08 PM (weya0)
True.
At the time and with the method of our choosing, however. Let them sweat.
Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (Lz9fr)
Posted by: Quilp at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Bf3hj)
+++++++++
Poverty and chaos. They got a breathing spell under Obama's disastrous (for us) deal. Trump came in, pulled it off the table, and then cranked it up. Their economic growth is negative in the mid single-digits, their inflation is position if the low double-digits, their international trade is grinding to a halt and what oil they can move is moving at a lower price recently because (in part) of booming Western production.
They're not starving, but they could easily get to that point and then the jig is up. It is probably up before that, because there is a decent quorum of people in Iran who aren't really down with the Ayatollah's regime. Not enough to pull off a revolution, probably, but close enough to that threshold that economic collapse and chaos could precipitate a general loss of control.
They need those sanctions gone or, barring that, they need something to whip people into line. War with the Great Satan may help on the latter front.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (I2dne)
*******
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Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (BqBId)
DOES SULLIVAN V. TIMES PREVENT SUING ON THIS?
Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (La5SJ)
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Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)"
Someone needs to tell him that Abby likes a man in uniform.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Quilp at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (
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They don't. What they want is a so called disproportionate response so they can try to rally the UN and Europe against the US and get us to the negotiating table on their terms.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:08 PM (weya0)
True.
At the time and with the method of our choosing, however. Let them sweat.
Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (Lz9fr)
Endorsed
Our time table, not theirs
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK8)
She'll probably announce her candidacy for president any day now.
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (jm1YL)
thanks for that, I just lost my appetite for the next week. Hey, wait a minute...GAINZZ!!
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (kD8Fh)
Anyway, Adam Shit said "Trump listened to Congress".
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So when will Congress listen to Trump?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (2LelM)
''Obliterating the source of Gingers makes sense ''
I think all that red hair came from the Vikings having their easy with all those Celtic lasses.
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (jm1YL)
Lot's of redheads in the Ural mountains. The Udmurts.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (37IEG)
Back and to the left. Back and to the left.
Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (GbPPJ)
Oh, I get to mansplain something!
A few years ago a bunch of basketballists came in to a huddle and a sports camera followed them in. LeBron thought that a huddle was a good opportunity to adjust his junk, and who can really blame him?
Well, the camera guy just held the camera over the huddle and pointed it down and the world got a very detailed view of LeBron's junk as he adjusted it. I posted the link and alexthedwarf wrote
"back and to the left. back and to the left".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Monty James at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (Zqz9o)
LOL. And there is supposedly an unwashed black dress in her closet a la Monica?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ufFY8)
Or am I just completely goofy on this?
I know the wheel controls the rudder but on a smaller ship is it just the till?
Or is the till just the cash box or whatever?
I'm confuzed.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (PbpT7)
We can sink ships and destroy ports and refineries. But actually decapitating and removing the leadership would not be an easy op.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK8)
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Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)
Isn't there a height minimum?
I CHUCKLED OUT LOUD.
Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: Quilp at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Bf3hj)
Yep. Bush really screwed the pooch by letting Iran do any damn thing it pleased in IRaq - attacking us - and didn't raise a hand to them. That was ridiculous, especially since Iran was the head of one of the 3 major legs of serious threats the Arab/Persian/Muslim world poses to us.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (weya0)
An advice columnist (never heard of her) is claiming that in 1995 or 1996 Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman. And even though her friend told her to go to the police she didn't and never said anything until now. Why now? She has a book coming out. That's just a coincidence.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (OLCnA)
Or starve as many with a blockade.
Or both, I guess. The Bombs were the best of a bunch of bad options. (Especially since those were the only two we had at that point.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (l8gTz)
And I went down to the beach, Farmers Almanac in hand, and the tide receded when I told it to.
Posted by: fun with logic at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (uGHnY)
*cough*Israel*cough*
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (sm6Pk)
What's happening with the criminal referrals against those liars who accused Brett Kavanaugh?
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (kD8Fh)
THAT'S A JOB FOR THE IRANIANS THEMSELVES. WE JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH.
Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (72spU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (OLCnA)
And she is a Zero to boot.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (ufFY8)
We can sink ships and destroy ports and refineries. But actually decapitating and removing the leadership would not be an easy op.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
We don't need to. We destroy ports & refineries, they starve. It's Venezuela East. Their people will rebel. And they do have guns.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (tBimT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (I2dne)
That didn't work out so well for General Galliteri.
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Posted by: Mayor B at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (9753m)
An advice columnist (never heard of her) is claiming that in 1995 or
1996 Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in dressing room at Bergdorf
Goodman. And even though her friend told her to go to the police she
didn't and never said anything until now. Why now? She has a book coming
out. That's just a coincidence.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (OLCnA)
It was at a dance, in 1995, 1996 or maybe 1997. Possibly 1990. She doesn't remember, but her beach friends helped her recall it was Trump.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Or both, I guess. The Bombs were the best of a bunch of bad options. (Especially since those were the only two we had at that point.)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (l8gTz)
The next ones would have been used tactically on Kyushu during Olympic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (PbpT7)
We can sink ships and destroy ports and refineries. But actually decapitating and removing the leadership would not be an easy op.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK
+++++++++
Might not really need to. Their infrastructure isn't particularly robust and they're broke. Keep them in the hot, thirsty dark by blowing their infrastructure and blockading them, and there will likely be a revolution. What comes after the revolution is an unknown and is thus a huge gamble.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:15 PM (oZ6kz)
I am going to forget the physics, but the story is the point.
They were two kinds of bombs. We tested one at Trinity to see if it would work. It did. The other kind we just said oh that's totally going to work, we'll beta test it over Nagasaki.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:15 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 03:15 PM (kD8Fh)
Tiller
Posted by: Mayor B
THANKS! Okay, so I understand how I got that wrong.
thanks for getting me right.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:15 PM (PbpT7)
1996 Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in dressing room at Bergdorf
Goodman. And even though her friend told her to go to the police she
didn't and never said anything until now. Why now? She has a book coming
out. That's just a coincidence.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (OLCnA)
It was at a dance, in 1995, 1996 or maybe 1997. Possibly 1990. She doesn't remember, but her beach friends helped her recall it was Trump.
Posted by: DamnedYankee
BEHIND THE SECOND GREEN DOOR (WITH ZONING PERMIT)
Posted by: fun with logic at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: Mayor B at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (9753m)
https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/a+firm+hand+on+the+tiller
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (wCmLp)
I think the Dems have screwed that pooch one too many times now.
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (jm1YL)
The other kind we just said oh that's totally going to work, we'll beta test it over Nagasaki.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:15 PM (fuK7c)
The Hiroshima bomb was a uranium gun. The Nagasaki bomb was the plutonium implosion device tested at Trinity.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (BWL+E)
It's a mistake not to respond in kind. They see this as weakness. There are many examples across the span of time we've been at war in the ME where the Iranians were either on the battlefield or arming and training the enemy.
Trump's big mouth also complicates this. He talks the talk but can't walk the walk. He's now seen as unserious and weak by adversaries like China and Russia.
Nothing says back off and don't do that again like a few AGM-88's.
I expect the Iranians will continue to escalate, even on their asymmetric efforts.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (/Nfzy)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (I2dne)
It'd be hard for it to be worse.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (J+mig)
>>
"hand in the till" i.e. taking cash
right. I think I just grafted the two together.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (PbpT7)
That said, Iran will be a tough nut to crack, militarily.
meh - they're constantly being surveilled by Israeli pigeons and falcons, and the Jews are using their weather machines to take all the water out of their clouds.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (bVtr0)
You have to see what Trump does on the front page of the NYT to know whether you're anti-Trump or anti-Trump.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ufFY
Time to lay in some supplies, there's going to be 16 months of this shit. It's as regular as the mayflies hatching.
Posted by: Monty James at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (hLRSq)
++++++++++++
No, it didn't. They might try it, though. The wheels are coming off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ufFY
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#BELIEVE ALL WOMEN (EXCEPT WHEN WE TELL YOU NOT TO)
Posted by: The Party at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (e46OR)
We can sink ships and destroy ports and refineries. But actually decapitating and removing the leadership would not be an easy op.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
We don't need to. We destroy ports & refineries, they starve. It's Venezuela East. Their people will rebel. And they do have guns.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (tBimT)
Maybe. They actually have a lot of agricultural production. But if we can wreck their roads, maybe there would be enough starving people to overthrow the government.
Though Venezuela makes me doubt it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Clara MFM at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (C78No)
MIDNIGHT IN THE DRESSING ROOM OF BERGDORF GOODMAN
Posted by: fun with logic at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (J+mig)
Yeah, I'm having trouble figuring out how you get worse than "Apocalyptic Hardline Muslim Fanatics"
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (l8gTz)
The bombs weren't bad options, at all. The nukes were good options - the best, even. That was proven, without any doubt, by the fact that Japan turned from such a hateful, determined, intransigent enemy into one of our most trusted allies for almost 100 years, now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (weya0)
I hate being willowed. It's how I imagine unexpected anal would be.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (e46OR)
AoS Style Guide demands 'surprise', not unexpected.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (OLCnA)
+++++++++++++
#BelieveWomenRedux
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
You dont like surprises?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bVtr0)
Yeah. No one had any doubt that if you go 125% of critical mass with uranium is will go boom. The one tested at Trinity was plutonium implosion and they had to see if they could get the shockwave to balance enough to squish the pit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (La5SJ)
https://tinyurl.com/yxdoa88q
Posted by: redridinghood at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (RBOtF)
Though Venezuela makes me doubt it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
If Venezuelans were armed, Maduro would be dead.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (tBimT)
yes. The "Rudder post," more specifically.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)
Win/Win.
Not saying it's definitely what's happening, it you gotta figure it's in the mix.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
DING! DING! DING!
Correct. Bush fucked the conservative base as much as he fucked the whole middle east and handed it to Obomba to further enfucken it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (DrqHq)
Mish for the Master...
Posted by: Cat Stevens at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (OX6sG)
The bombs weren't bad options, at all. The nukes were good options - the best, even. That was proven, without any doubt, by the fact that Japan turned from such a hateful, determined, intransigent enemy into one of our most trusted allies for almost 100 years, now.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (weya0)
So you're saying the problem with Iraq and Germany is we didn't nuke Baghdad and Berlin. And Paris for good measure.
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (EV0u2)
Posted by: cockney michelle fields at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (88+cf)
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Which is different from "Hand on the Coot".
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (oZ6kz)
Uh, no. Just... no.
Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (J+cqn)
And Paris for good measure.
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (EV0u2)
Can't be too careful.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 03:21 PM (BWL+E)
Uh, no. Just... no.
Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (J+cqn)
Doesn't he have a mall to cruise for middle school girls, or something?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:21 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Hikaru
I dunno, "Apocalyptic Hardline Leftist Fanatics" seems bad, and we even have those in Congress...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 03:21 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at June 21, 2019 03:21 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (pw+jk)
https://tinyurl.com/yxdoa88q
Posted by: redridinghood at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (RBOtF)
Now I KNOW it's a lie--the Donald has much better taste than that.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)
Last time there was a big military action against Iran - 1987 -
situation was very different. They had few unconventional assets aside
from Lebanese Hez, and their IRGC terror network. Now they "have" a
weak/wobbly Damascus proxy, Houthis/Yemen, IJ/Hamas/Gaza - and a much
weaker economy, and tremendous isolation, thanks to Trump's policy. And
an even weaker conventional military.
As I said on a morning
thread, "restraint" in this context is sound, given the overall context,
in which Iran is becoming desperate. But the fundamentals mean that,
barring major changes, Iran loses either way, with/without American
military action.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM
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In 1987 Iran was hip deep in their war with Iraq and had nearly their entire Country mobilized. They were desperate then too. We constantly heard rumors that they were going to declare war on us. I have been going through letters form that time period when I was deployed to the Gulf and it was an actual no kidding undeclared shooting war.
They had a ton of coastal craft in their "Navy" and were constantly trying to attack reflagged tankers in the Gulf that we were escorting. We got tired of it and kicked the $hit out of their "Navy" and sank pretty much everything. Then we went after their oil platforms in the Gulf and blew the snot out of them too.
I spent 8 months deployed there escorting Kuwaiti reflagged tankers in 87-88.
Same $hit different decade. If they keep it up they need another smack down.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (JUOKG)
Tonights' episode features Pres. Trump and his accuser versus Hunter ( I am not a Labrador Retreiver) Biden and the baby mommmy!
Posted by: fun with logic at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (88+cf)
Meanwhile, Roy Moore has announced his bid to once-again lose one of the
heretofore safest Republican Senate seats in the nation.
Uh, no. Just... no.
Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (J+cqn)
Is someone going to primary this jackass?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: cockney michelle fields at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (Dh1wo)
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Mostly 'armless.
Posted by: Ford Prefect at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (DuZls)
Uh, no. Just... no.
Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (J+cqn)
Jeebus. Like Sideshow Bob in a yard full of rakes, this guy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (xPJvm)
Pay or we will take it out triple in targets.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (bVtr0)
He fucked our troops the most. We knew almost immediately where the self-forming IED were being manufactured in Iran. We should have flattened the entire factory the next day. Instead he let our troops die, even in up-armored vehicles.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (La5SJ)
They were two kinds of bombs. We tested one at Trinity to see if it would work. It did. The other kind we just said oh that's totally going to work, we'll beta test it over Nagasaki.
My understanding is that we built three bombs, tested one, used the other two, and then it would've been months or a year before we had more.
There was some small concern that setting off one could set off a chain reaction that could akshually destroy the planet (via the oxygen in the air) or something, so, you know, it's a good thing the bomb didn't work *too* well.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (l8gTz)
Win/Win.
Not saying it's definitely what's happening, it you gotta figure it's in the mix.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (AM1GF)
He's certainly smart enough to do that.
Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: eleven
It's kinda useful for, you know, life on earth.
We should just laser-carve the US flag on it.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK
Dude crashed a Steven Crowder "Change My Mind" session and demanded Crowder respect his female pronouns and identity.
It was actually pretty funny.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (sm6Pk)
Pay or we will take it out triple in targets.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (e46OR)
Somewhere in Israel, a cyberwarfare unit just got a massive budget increase for something that will bring the nuclear program to its knees yet again.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (EV0u2)
We firebombed the shit out of Germany and they were trustworthy allies for a good half century. Then they forgot the lesson and decided to attack us with their stupid EU and Euro.
Baghdad certainly should have been wiped out. No doubt. And I have news for you, arabs understand wars like that. In fact, those are the only sorts of wars arabs understand. If you don't beat the living shit our arabs, mercilessly, then they can't surrender and maintain their tribal dignity. By not beating the living shit out of them you almost force them (in their weird culture) to keep fighting. Being nice to them in war only makes them madder, since you are obviously making fun of their lack of skill at killing - which is pretty much all arabs care about.
Paris should be nuked just because.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (weya0)
Posted by: I.M. Idiotte, West Hartford, CT at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:25 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 21, 2019 03:25 PM (QoQfd)
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THAT'S A JOB FOR THE IRANIANS THEMSELVES. WE JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH.
Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (La5SJ)
Bingo
When they only have rocks to eat they will use them on the Ayatollahs.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 03:25 PM (W54U5)
.......
Where's John McCain when you need him??!!
BOBMS AWAY MOTHERFAREKRS
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)
That sounds like somethign from a Chinese blog.
"This post?"
"No, the rudder post."
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:25 PM (weya0)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK
Dude crashed a Steven Crowder "Change My Mind" session and demanded Crowder respect his female pronouns and identity.
It was actually pretty funny.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (sm6Pk)
To the interwebs!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (bcbK8)
once-again lose one of the heretofore safest Republican Senate seats in
the nation.
Uh, no. Just... no.
Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM
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$50 that says he won't win the Primary.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (JUOKG)
This is what I was wearing 25 years ago when Trump attacked me in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room-
Yeah, no. That whole story looks like something in the Letters to Penthouse.
Either that or women, allegedly smart and successful women, are dumb as shit. A sharp writer went to the lingerie department with him to pick out skimpy undies for 'some woman'?
Holy shit. She must have really been a flucking idiot then.
And she can't remember if he put his dick in her halfway or all the way? And he did that with ZERO foreplay? And what, he used his hand of doom to force her legs apart while he held her still enough to poke her?
Sure.
I'd have to ask her if she's ever actually had sex with a guy based on her story.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: I.M. Idiotte, West Hartford, CT at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (4Eo4+)
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Okay, who's socking Kurt?
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: rammajamma at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (PbpT7)
How long had you been living as a woman?
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (NpvYf)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:21 PM (sm6Pk)
A Democrat couldn't have said it better. ( Roy Moore married for 34 years with no hint of discord )
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (e46OR)
The lunatics are so unpredictable predictable.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (J+mig)
Gov Greg Abbott is sending 1,000 Texas National Guard to deal with the "crisis at the border" while blasting Congress as a group of reprobates.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (tBimT)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (J+mig)
-----------------------
China, now, has operational control of the Haifa port. Haifa is where we dock the 6th fleet.
Israel is fouling up.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (W54U5)
Good to see that we can count on something with that scofflaw SMOD loitering around, not doing anything useful.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (ycWCI)
The physics were, that Cory Lewandowski caused a chain fission reaction in my shoulder molecules that caused my arm to explode off with the power a million suns.
Posted by: Dr. Michelle Fields (CERN) at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (PbpT7)
firm hand on the tiller ... but is that derived from boating or farming?
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Cus5s)
Farming. The boat tiller got its name for the resemblance to the agricultural implement.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (NpvYf)
firm hand on the tiller ... but is that derived from boating or farming?
Posted by: illiniwek
LIghtyears apart in meaning.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (e46OR)
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Yep. Some cons let their inner Dem come out in relation to Roy Moore--hey let's just use rumors!
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: eleven
.........
No kidding. Those pesky tides and shit.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (tBimT)
I think that is an insult to reprobates everywhere.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Richard Branson at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (FTPVM)
Yeah baby, that's the 'rudder post'.
Little more to starboard, that's it..
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (88+cf)
ALL ASTERN!
Posted by: Shep! at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (DrqHq)
+++++++++
Unless for purser's office is on the bridge for some reason...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (I2dne)
Filed under "Days Ending In The Letter 'Y'"
Just saying.
Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (J+cqn)
a story of erotic maiming
by Cory Lewandowski and Michelle Fields
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)
WEBITCHED, BOLLARD, AND WEBILDERBERGED.
The Clinton love saga.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (Dh1wo)
Suggested edit!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (AZxMX)
firm hand on the tiller .
I think it derives only from the nautical tiller, but there's also an agricultural tiller, and I guess you'd want a firm hand on that, too.
also, I like cupping balls.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (DuZls)
And he did that with ZERO foreplay? And what, he used his hand of doom
to force her legs apart while he held her still enough to poke her?
==
Easier if her front hole is the size of a two car garage door.
It is super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (pw+jk)
Either that or women, allegedly smart and successful women, are dumb as shit. A sharp writer went to the lingerie department with him to pick out skimpy undies for 'some woman'?
Holy shit. She must have really been a flucking idiot then.
And she can't remember if he put his dick in her halfway or all the way? And he did that with ZERO foreplay? And what, he used his hand of doom to force her legs apart while he held her still enough to poke her?
Sure.
I'd have to ask her if she's ever actually had sex with a guy based on her story.
Posted by: DamnedYankee
You forgot the coffee table; rookie mistake.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Azathoth at June 21, 2019 03:30 PM (x2PE6)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:30 PM (weya0)
The spinnaker aloft if there's air to fill 'er
This side is starboard
So which one is larboard
This nautical jargon can sure be a killer
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:30 PM (fuK7c)
He'll need more than that to control the crowds of people trying to volunteer their services.
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (nIvDu)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:30 PM (weya0)
Aimee Mann is a One
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)
it's not good.
But "Tillerman" does almost immediately suggest Charon and Ferryman.
He's always depicted slouched over that tiller.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (Dh1wo)
The spinnaker aloft if there's air to fill 'er
This side is starboard
So which one is larboard
This nautical jargon can sure be a killer
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:30 PM (fuK7c)
2 out of 10 on the Muldoon scale. See teacher after class.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (sm6Pk)
Israel is fouling up.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (W54U5)
WTF???
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (AZxMX)
He's beyond "smart enough" and, I think, really enjoying himself.
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (ycWCI)
I think one silver lining to the insanity of the Left, is that Trump knows with 110% confidence that any action he takes on any given problem will lead to an immediate hatequake of demonization and vilification. So do all his voters.
That leaves him free to just proceed as he fits, without regard to PR concerns, because media coverage will be as bad as it possibly can be in any scenario.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (37IEG)
All the Way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxxDK0sFENo
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (W54U5)
What to have done here?
Eradicate the missile site, followed by a note asking is there anything else they're tired of looking at.
Finally, a bill to cover the cost of the ordnance plus the value of the drone.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (KATBx)
Say, is that really a one-man job, now that I think about it?
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (PbpT7)
'And she can't remember if he put his dick in her halfway or all the way?
And he did that with ZERO foreplay? And what, he used his hand of doom
to force her legs apart while he held her still enough to poke her?'
Oh she'd KNOW baby!
Posted by: Trumps yuuuge dick at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK
A little long in the tooth, now, and a raging lefty with serious mental issues, but she was hot and her solo albums were awesome.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (weya0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (I2dne)
New York passes a law so illegal aliens can get drivers licenses. The Erie County Clerk is suggesting that county clerks across the state use the Whistle Blower hotline, used to report fraud, waste and abuse in County government to report any illegals who apply for a license.
"I will never back down from that job... my responsibility of maintaining the integrity of our elections, the fiscal impact of Erie County Clerk under the purview of Erie County Comptroller and I;ll never back down from that."
Mychajliw says he will then take those names and report them to federal authorities.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (e46OR)
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Yep. Some cons let their inner Dem come out in relation to Roy Moore--hey let's just use rumors!
Posted by: Axeman
Can anyone produce polling information that he's viable? if so, leave him alone.
If he can't or won't, then he should move along; that's the critical factor here.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK8)
First things first.
---------------
This has Kerry's tongue all over it.
It was a set up and also the excuses were created by him, too.
There should be a lamp post with his **cking name on it.
Kerry is a traitor to America. Pure and simple. He should hang.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (sy5kK)
Think I should let 'em?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (I2dne)
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Dude... go for it.
I subscribed to Jonah Goldberg's new gmail newsletter venture, and it's hilarious.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (I2dne)
How high is your baloney tolerance level, Joe?
Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (ycWCI)
The lady doth protest too much, methinks ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (weya0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (I2dne)
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Is the summary "Orangeman bad"?
I think I've already heard that one.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (DuZls)
Bumble. Bumble into a war.
Dipshit Schumer. What a putz.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ufFY
Worst. Haiku. Ever.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (MhYfz)
Pfft. He does AABBA but he ignores the meter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (Dh1wo)
Kerry is a traitor to America. Pure and simple. He should hang.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (sy5kK)
John Kerry : Committing Treason for 50 Years and Counting!
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (J+mig)
Mychajliw says he will then take those names and report them to federal authorities.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (jp0Bv)
+++++++++
Must be something in the water in Erie County.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (I2dne)
A young, armless girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (Dh1wo)
THREAD.
WINNER.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Clown News Network News Summary at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (I2dne)
Definitely, because JJS's Morning Report has multi-syllabic words in it almost every day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (bVtr0)
once-again lose one of the heretofore safest Republican Senate seats in
the nation.
Uh, no. Just... no.
Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM
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$50 that says he won't win the Primary.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (JUOKG)
He's been absolutely shredded on every talk radio station all day. He may pull some votes but he ain't getting in the race. People are tired of his schtick.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (HW9h6)
Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (4HMW
+++++++++
I work for a woke corporation, so it's probably pretty high. I am tempted to let 'em do it (to a throwaway address, of course) just to see what it's like. I am thinking I'll choose "Benedict Deepbottom" for the name, if I subscribe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (I2dne)
They're linked to tracking your searches for "busty lesbian p0rn".
Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (PbBfs)
Posted by: Axeman
Can anyone produce polling information that he's viable? if so, leave him alone.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (NeSSd)
Don't give a flying fvck what Moore may or may-not have done 30+ years ago.
Give a whole lot of fvcks that he 3-years ago lost a lead-pipe-cinch GOP seat to a Maoist... in Alabama.
Just Fucking NO.
Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (J+cqn)
Our first, last, and only response to any serious Iranian provocation should be blockade. Knock out the ports and pipelines and just leave them to rot. Once they've eaten their pets and start sizing their neighbors up for the grill, you know, the full Venezuela...
But at this point I'm not sure they're being anything more than a nuisance.
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (8erNz)
I wonder when Gloria AllRed will show up with the broad claiming Trump jumped her in a dressing room? Just to lend the story some real credibility
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (weya0)
*checks*
Still a dude. If they were busty soccer ladies, I would not have a problem.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (ycWCI)
New Hotness: We'll smear Trump with Pound Me Too allegations to neutralize the numerous Pound Me Too allegations against our creepy candidate for President!
Posted by: Del-Aware at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 21, 2019 03:37 PM (HQx/J)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2019 03:37 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2019 03:37 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (AZxMX)
+++++++++++
The HQ is awesome, and I love the content and fun stuff during evenings and weekends. It is an all-around great place.
But Sefton's morning report might be the best news and commentary roundup on the internet. It alone is worth hitting the tip jar, let alone all the other awesomeness.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:37 PM (I2dne)
As long as you're not giving those fucks to purported sixteen-year-olds, I'm in agreement. He's damaged goods and that's all that matters.
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:37 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (HW9h6)
Graham is doing the teenage dude walk with eyes straight ahead with the internal monologue of 'don't go full boner.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:38 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Shattered Credibility Lawfirm, LLC. - Clients wanted! DC NYC LA at June 21, 2019 03:38 PM (sqqD4)
The pullback by Trump (or whoever advised it) was brilliant. Simple reverse psychology; none of that 3D chess stuff.
The Iranians, if they indeed were trying to provoke, will have to now CLEARLY provoke.
The Dems and Chiquita Kruschev, et al, MUST now oppose their enemy Trump and call FOR attacks and criticize him for backing down. So, when the Mullahs try to do worst the Dems can't criticize a response.
Posted by: Sphynx at June 21, 2019 03:38 PM (rXie1)
JJ is goddam Old Faithful. You can hear the bubbling all night, then out comes a burst of steam, and suddenly we're hosed with content.
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:38 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (bVtr0)
Rape is defined situationally and by women. Guy and girl are drunk? Rape. Girl feels regret? Rape. So on and so forth. Short of penetration with an object it's hard for a guy to get a case against a girl.
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (EV0u2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:37 PM (I2dne)
True dat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (AZxMX)
*
Remember the years from 2008- 2016 when you couldn't walk 12 feet in a store without seeing "Delts" Obama on every other women's magazine cover?
Posted by: Azathoth at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (x2PE6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:38 PM (ycWCI)
++++++++++
I really wish I still had books to carry. It would make this easier if I could use them to block.
- L. Graham, against all odds
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Inspector Krogh at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (I2dne)
Heh. Might as well troll them while you're at it.
Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (4HMW8)
Based on that sidebar description, I knew it was going to be Don't Pay The Ferryman. What a stinker.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2019
*
*
. . .
Why does everybody hate the song? I don't care for the video, but the creepy tone and the fast motion of the song were, and are, good.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:40 PM (ClOmq)
So then, rape is a meaningless term.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:40 PM (bVtr0)
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agreed.
Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2019 03:40 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 03:40 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Whoopi at June 21, 2019 03:40 PM (F47OB)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:41 PM (Dh1wo)
Bumble. Bumble into a war.
Dipshit Schumer. What a putz.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ufFY
Worst. Haiku. Ever.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (MhYfz)
Fine, try this:
Sleazy Senator:
"Bumble, bumble into war."
Dipshit Schumer: Putz.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 03:41 PM (JFO2v)
"Bumble, bumble into war."
Dipshit Schumer: Putz.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++++
We don't appreciate this use of our name.
Posted by: Bumble, the "Feminist Tinder" at June 21, 2019 03:42 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Roy Bean at June 21, 2019 03:42 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 21, 2019 03:42 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (HW9h6)
........
*madly scrolling sidebar*
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 03:42 PM (v0R5T)
No, it's not like 'climate change', because while it may range from he-said-she-said to absolute horrid brutality, there is a threshold in there somewhere.
There are women who think that every guy they turned their beer goggles on is a rapist, and they should be shamed for it.
But there are also absolute shitheel dudes out there.
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:42 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (La5SJ)
I'd be all for regime change in Iran. Find a new candidate for Shah, a practical hard-ass guy like Franco or Pinochet. Let him start a "popular uprising" somewhere in Iran, and back him as the "peoples' choice". On some conditions: free market economy, he makes Zoroastrianism the state religion of Persia, but allows Christians and Jews to flourish, and that he suppresses islam totally. As totally as other religions are suppressed in Saudi.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (WG6O9)
Don't even set a price!
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side!
Posted by: The song Justice Thomas plays for RBG at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (bVtr0)
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Neither have I, but I don't know about you, but my wife gets mad at me that she can't budge me unless I allow it.
She can't even change the position of my arm ... unless she plays dirty and starts tickling.
Posted by: Clown News Network News Summary at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Caitlyn Marie Jenner at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (Dh1wo)
JJ is goddam Old Faithful. You can hear the bubbling all night,
then out comes a burst of steam, and suddenly we're hosed with content.
>>
Where do I sign up?
Posted by: Mayor B at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (9753m)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (HW9h6)
I moved
Posted by: Miss Lindseys Penis at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (EV0u2)'
Funny how they are more coordinated with the media than the Department of Defense.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (Uy5ux)
***
I just hate it because they refuse to fix a price
Posted by: Friedrich Hayek at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (F47OB)
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2019 03:44 PM (BbGew)
That is, she's certainly prune-faced now. I'm reasonably sure she would have been in 1996.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:44 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Caitlyn Marie Jenner at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (Dh1wo)
Why the hell isn't Brucelyn in jail for the person Xe killed?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:44 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Zombi Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ruhollah Khomeini at June 21, 2019 03:44 PM (UFLLM)
The Alabama voters had everything to do with that loss. I don't care if Moore runs in a primary . That's what they're for. Unless Alabama voters again go retard on voting or not voting, he won't be the nominee.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (oZ6kz)
Rape is defined situationally and by women. Guy
and girl are drunk? Rape. Girl feels regret? Rape. So on and so forth.
Short of penetration with an object it's hard for a guy to get a case
against a girl.
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (EV0u2)
I guess in this case the clever writer lady couldn't shout or anything because...shock, surprise, alarm. Shock, awe, amazement. It takes such a long time to yell or scream or shout you know and she just didn't have time.
And we have the requisite 'hearsay' evidence of friends she told at the time.
And Bergdorf has no security footage to deny or verify it occurred, so using the Mueller rule, we can't prove Trump DIDN'T do it so, he did it.
All righty then. Sure makes her look strong and brave though, don't it?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (bVtr0)
Posted by: Roy Bean at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: JEM
Oh, we can do a far sight better than that.
Confiscate any all assets of any company outside of Iran doing business with the regime. And send drones to kill their CEOs for fun.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: Inspector Krogh
Double leg amputee makes for an easier spinner.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (tBimT)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:44 PM (oZ6kz)
At least don't do it twice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:46 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (37IEG)
+++++++++++
No. Like a lying opportunist playing a game of attempted character assassination as a part of a cynical retread of a once-failed identical playbook, though? It definitely makes her look like that.
Posted by: Bumble, the at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (I2dne)
That's the look of a man engraving something on his cerebral cortex with a laser.
Posted by: Azathoth at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (x2PE6)
Holy shitballs, Batman.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (F47OB)
But not Lady in Red. God no.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (oZ6kz)
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x2.
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
We should be so lucky. There's a reason the SOB won the nom last time. (Several, but most are in play.) Remember, this is the same state that produced George f'n Wallace. Alabamians tend to get ornery about certain things.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (AM1GF)
*runs to check*
Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 21, 2019 03:48 PM (a4qVe)
Were I President, an unfortunate accident would have befallen every member of the board of Mitsubishi when they sold our propeller machining tech to the Chinese.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:48 PM (La5SJ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK8)
Holy shitballs, Batman.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
++++++++
She's so fine it took me several looks before I noticed that the shoulder-pads-and-cloak thing she is wearing is preposterous. The dress itself though sure does show her off nicely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:48 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 03:49 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 21, 2019 03:49 PM (F47OB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:49 PM (La5SJ)
>>
Daddy's DeathStar Is fully operational and comes with TWO turrets
Posted by: Mayor B at June 21, 2019 03:49 PM (9753m)
I know a little Japanese woman who's fifteen years older than my sorry AARP-aged ass and I'd hit her in a minute. She's retired, well-off, works out three hours a day, hard as a rock, cute as a button, weighs 100 lb.
She's also married and I wouldn't put mine or hers at risk even if...
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (bcbK8)
And that reason was Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:49 PM (La5SJ)
I thought he was part of the reason the SOB lost the election?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (e46OR)
Excuse me, it was to the Russians.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (La5SJ)
Jun 16
Replying to @peterawolf @PeteNorth303
Ivanka will look sooo much better in a upstate New York DOC orange boiler suit...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (bcbK8)
*runs to check*''
May have been but it was front and center under the mystery link on YouTube so I played it instead.
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Rihar at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (+PABY)
"A judge has ordered an investigation into the decision to dismiss all charges against actor Jussie Smollett."
Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (Dh1wo)
@MSNBC
DEVELOPING: ICE plans raids in multiple cities Sunday, targeting up to 2,000 immigrants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (DrqHq)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (weya0)
Posted by: Revenant at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (byJfm)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yydxapy7
Posted by: bicentennialguy
Either this is someone's bad joke going too far, or the Air Force just needs a serious weeding. (I acknowledge "and" may be the correct answer here.)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (AM1GF)
I know a little Japanese woman who's fifteen
years older than my sorry AARP-aged ass and I'd hit her in a minute.
She's retired, well-off, works out three hours a day, hard as a rock,
cute as a button, weighs 100 lb.
She's also married and I wouldn't put mine or hers at risk even if...
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (8erNz)
So everything this aged dried up lying hag is not then, yes?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Richard Kimball M.D. at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (a4EWo)
Jun 16
Replying to @peterawolf @PeteNorth303
Ivanka will look sooo much better in a upstate New York DOC orange boiler suit...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (I2dne)
This kind of hate is scary. (Our hate, on the other hand, is funny. So there.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (RD7QR)
@MSNBC
DEVELOPING: ICE plans raids in multiple cities Sunday, targeting up to 2,000 immigrants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (DrqHq)
+++++++++++++
Have to start somewhere.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (I2dne)
And that reason was Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:49 PM (La5SJ)
I thought he was part of the reason the SOB lost the election?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (e46OR)
Both.
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (EV0u2)
Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (BbGew)
I've long felt, back into Bush 43 years, that any Iranian RG/Quds/whatever found outside Iran should just be killed.
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (8erNz)
He was both, but actually, I hang the loss in the general on our other senator, Richard Shelby, telling the Republican voters to do write-ins rather than to vote for the nominee of his party.
I wrote him and told him that I will take that option when he is our nominee.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (La5SJ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yydxapy7
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (vg8iE)
So incel is just a loser who cant get laid?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (JFO2v)
........
The look on Graham's face:
Gee, think I maybe joined the wrong team.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T)
Is this a 'self-deport' thing? I'm glad I'm not driving I-5 this weekend.
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (8erNz)
And that reason was Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
I thought he was part of the reason the SOB lost the election?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man
Both. He created the monster by his clumsiness in supporting Luther Strange, then had a hand in putting it down to clean up his mistake.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK
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Neither do I, really. It was seriously overplayed though.
... seriously....
Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
It does that with that sign. Wipes everything to the right of it. Found that out the hard way one day.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (tBimT)
@MSNBC
DEVELOPING: ICE plans raids in multiple cities Sunday, targeting up to 2,000 immigrants.
======
They left out the word "illegal"
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: JEM
Expect a shitload of couches on the sides of roads Friday.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:54 PM (DrqHq)
Gene Wilder was annoying in it. If you took Gene Wilder out it would have been a pretty good movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:54 PM (weya0)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (JFO2v)
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Basically. It's just a modern take on the "angry young man" thing, with a specific reason called out. It's nonsense. "I can't get laid to save my life" != "I'm gonna kill some people." Makes for an easy, catchy headline though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:54 PM (I2dne)
I've long felt, back into Bush 43 years, that any Iranian RG/Quds/whatever found outside Iran should just be killed.
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (8erNz)
Israel killed so many scientist in the Nuke industry in Iran many STEM graduates took home ec. The fave was drive by in motorcycles and attach a magnetic bomb to their car.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 03:55 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
It does that with that sign. Wipes everything to the right of it. Found that out the hard way one day.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (tBimT)
Yeah it happened to me this morning.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 03:55 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (vg8iE)
+++++++++++
NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL, RACIST! RHEEEEEE!
Posted by: MSNBC at June 21, 2019 03:55 PM (I2dne)
@MSNBC
DEVELOPING: ICE plans raids in multiple cities Sunday, targeting up to 2,000 immigrants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (DrqHq)
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
Now, all those moments will be lost in time, like drops in the ocean.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK8)
Sounds like, what, 8 seconds worth of time, right? Probably faster than it takes me to type this sentence.
Yeah, she never had a chance to make a sound, well, other than whatever sound she made when he bounced her off the wall at the beginning of when 'it turned violent'.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (37IEG)
If a Congolese, or a Vietnamese, or an Irish, scoots across the Rio Grande are they in fact a 'wetback', or is that term unique to Mexicans?
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Richard Kimball M.D. at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (a4EWo)
.......
If you find her let me know. I can give her the name of my carpenter.
Posted by: Inspector Krogh at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (v0R5T)
Certainly you at least have a name and a known location to look for most of those.
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (KBp3+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
It does that with that sign. Wipes everything to the right of it. Found that out the hard way one day.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (tBimT)
NOTHING is greater than pixey!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (JFO2v)
497 There's also the point about the columnist woman that she was 52
when this allegedly happened. Oh, sure. Right. Trump has been able to
land young hot women for decades -- emphasis on the young and hot. Why
would he consider this prune-faced creature to be exciting?
I know a little Japanese woman who's fifteen years older than my
sorry AARP-aged ass and I'd hit her in a minute. She's retired,
well-off, works out three hours a day, hard as a rock, cute as a button,
weighs 100 lb.
She's also married and I wouldn't put mine or hers at risk even if...
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019
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Oh, sure, there are always exceptions -- thankfully. Nicole Kidman, for example, is the age now that this columnist was back then, and if I turned her down, you'd need to check my basement for pods, because I would have been possessed by aliens. I guess until we see a 1996-era pic of the columnist lady, we can't say for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (ClOmq)
Wow, I haven't hear DPtF in a long time. Where was Chris DeBurgh from? Isn't he Irish or Welsh or something? I could look it up except celebratory Guinness.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 03:57 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: FrodoB at June 21, 2019 03:57 PM (9753m)
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2019 03:57 PM (a0IVu)
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I would bet columnist liar, er, I mean lady, didn't look like Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kidman is paid to look like that. Columnist liar, er, I mean lady is paid to lie and agitate.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 03:58 PM (vg8iE)
@MSNBC
DEVELOPING: ICE plans raids in multiple cities Sunday, targeting up to 2,000 immigrants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (DrqHq)
Nice of them to give the illegals a heads up.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 03:58 PM (Ez6QX)
Rape is like Archery.
It takes practice to develop the necessary muscle memory to get efficient at it.
Repetition. It's the only way to truly excell at rape.
Posted by: Dominique Strauss Kahn at June 21, 2019 03:58 PM (KBp3+)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 21, 2019 03:59 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JEM
I use wetback as a descriptor. Someone who swam the river and entered illegally. I don't care WTF you are, if you entered illegally.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:59 PM (tBimT)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Not only is she making this ridiculous claim, but the book has other stories about men who have abused her in her entire life. Um, better living through chemistry dear, stock up on some psyche meds.
Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2019 04:00 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (PbpT7)
Hand on the tiller: steering the ship
Hand in the till: making money, the democrat way
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2019 04:00 PM (WG6O9)
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 04:01 PM (Ydn2k)
Who cuts lawns on a Sunday?
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 04:03 PM (Ydn2k)
I'm in agreement. He's damaged goods and that's all that matters.
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It worked, didn't it. (Nevada Senator extraordinaire) My cheap seats take is that he is running to clear his rep and if the GOP had the brains of a hamster, they would arrange some face-saving appointment for him and get someone younger for the Senate seat.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 21, 2019 04:04 PM (MIKMs)
They're linked to tracking your searches for "busty lesbian p0rn".
Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (Dh1wo)
The woman soccer players look more like Rachel Madcow or Ellen de Generes than busty lesbians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2019 04:13 PM (WG6O9)
We'll see how busy the San Jose airport is tomorrow with southbound traffic.
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 04:14 PM (8erNz)
Because Donald Trump is so desperate for interaction with women that he just pops into a dressing room to assault someone.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2019 04:25 PM (ivkO2)
I think there is another remake besides those.
They were all good.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 04:33 PM (W54U5)
Posted by: Chiounard at June 21, 2019 04:34 PM (ua1m6)
You'd use it like this:
"The president's war-making power may ebb and flow vis a vis Congress' own corresponding powers..."
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 04:38 PM (PbpT7)
Update: yes, that's what it means. Related word "visage."
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 04:39 PM (PbpT7)
mano a mano does not mean man to man.
It just means hand to hand. Combat, that is.
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 04:40 PM (PbpT7)
Viewership would rise.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 04:48 PM (W54U5)
Posted by: Kipling at June 21, 2019 05:03 PM (xQJTG)
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