Some Iran Spin



At PJ Media, the Morning Briefing notes that Democrats had their attack lines all ready for any Trump attack on Iran: but now they're confuzenated.

The Democrats are confused. They wanted so badly to burp up their pre-fab, anti-war talking points, but Trump isn't making war. What to do, what to do? Politico has it covered with a piece that was probably pre-written after news broke that Iran shot down our drone: 'Step back from the brink of war': Democrats slam Trump on report he ordered Iran strikes. The Democrats needed some opportunity to seem relevant and Politico delivered. But why would anyone care about foreign policy strategy from the party who secretly gave the Iranian terror regime billions of dollars and pulled back sanctions to sign a nuclear "deal" with no oversight?

Commenters tell me that Democrats are now attacking Trump for not launching an attack on Iran.

They're very serious people, you know.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:44 PM




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1 Confuzenated first!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 21, 2019 02:45 PM (so+oy)

2 First?

Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at June 21, 2019 02:45 PM (ab49f)

3 Well I guess that's the end of the book titles.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 02:45 PM (Ez6QX)

4 St?

Posted by: Bete at June 21, 2019 02:45 PM (Ojki1)

5 Yeah, as if I'd let the Dems know what I was going to do before it actually happened.

Those guys would run full page ads in the Times.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 02:45 PM (qC1Sy)

6 Ok. Second, but Top Ten is worth something.

Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (ab49f)

7 He said something like "one of the things I ran on was not getting us in these stupid wars" on the teevee today.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (fuK7c)

8 And good. Trump excels at confusing his enemies, at home or abroad.

Posted by: Bete at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (Ojki1)

9 >>Commenters tell me that Democrats are now attacking Trump for not launching an attack on Iran.


They had Mariilyn Mosby on decrying Trump's dovish nature.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (KBp3+)

10 Who the hell knows. But it wasn't worth an airstrike. Let the next one be on them and then we can wipe out some air defense radars.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (RD7QR)

11 They're very serious people, you know.


Yes, seriously deranged.

Posted by: pep at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (wW03z)

12 THE BRIDE HAD ONE ARM

a story of erotic maiming

by Cory Lewandowski and Michelle Fields

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

13 >>Commenters tell me that Democrats are now attacking Trump for not launching an attack on Iran.
They're very serious people, you know.




Didn't Schumer claim Trump would blunder us into a war --- and now they're pissed he didn't?!

LOLGF

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (bDqIh)

14 They're angry that Trump saw through them. They want a war so they can campaign as anti-war.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (J+mig)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

16 They are wondering what is Trump's strategy.

you know, like Obama's wonderful strategy in Libya, Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan...

Posted by: McCool at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (Izjjo)

17 Trump invaded me 25 years ago, you monsters.

Posted by: Iran at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (oZ6kz)

18 Democrats are stupid AND anti-American.

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

19 They had Mariilyn Mosby on decrying Trump's dovish nature.
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (KBp3+)
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But, I thought the #ORANGEMANBAD was going to start wars left, right and center?

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (qC1Sy)

20 to think I used to get really angry when you guys would bait me with the Michelle Fields "one arm" joke

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)

21 It's almost like everyone in the MSM had all of their attacks on Trump written up ahead of time, just waiting to see which way he went before picking which pre-written attacks they needed to run.

In response to some of military people who it was said upthread wanted to go ahead with the strike - What Trump knows, that the military doesn't really grasp, is that this is a Political contest, not really a military one. Both political in the contest of wills between Iran and the US, and political in the sense of the Presidential campaign now starting. What do you think John Kerry has been telling the Iranians, seriously? He's telling them how to inflict max political damage on the President, in order to help the Dems replace him with someone more amenable to them, like Biden.

And that's why the Iranians have rolled out this very limited series of provocations, designed to get a whole lot of attention but carefully calibrated not to cause any bloodshed - because actual bloodshed is always the Big Red Line of escalation. The first side to shed blood in a contest politically justifies almost any level of bloodshed in return, and that's what Iran has been trying to goad Trump into doing. I'm sure Kerry told them that of course he would take the bait.

And that's also why Trump was correct to call off an attack which would cause 150 deaths, maybe not militarily, but it was absolutely the right thing to do politically. And now, by going public about it, he puts the burden on the Iranians to make the next move - do they up the ante, or do they accept that their plan didn't work, and back down?


Posted by: Tom Servo

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (tBimT)

22 Politico has it covered with a piece that was probably pre-written after news broke that Iran shot down our drone: 'Step back from the brink of war': Democrats slam Trump on report he ordered Iran strikes. The Democrats needed some opportunity to seem relevant and Politico delivered.

Of course it was pre-written. Kerry and Obama told Iran what to do in order to make DJT politically toxic this election cycle. Then ValJar fed the scripts to their "friendlies" for publication as soon as DJT took the bait.

They wanted DJT's base to abandon him.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (kD8Fh)

23 HOW ORANGE WAS MY VALLEY

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (fUqBx)

24 DRONES OF PASSION

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (DuZls)

25 DONALD TRUMP'S MISSILES OF LOVE

(No, that just doesn't work.)

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)

26
Yesterday: Trump is a warmongering maniac!
Today: Trump is making America look weak!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (La5SJ)

27 [X] He responded to an act of war. Go to a)
or
[X] He did not respond to an act of war. Go to a)



a) Trump is an evil, evil, man.

Posted by: pep at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (wW03z)

28 willowed:

Maybe Hillary is waiting, like a scorpion in a shoe.

Posted by: dagny at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (nRWPy)


I suggest they do that just so that they absolutely tick off all of those donors, party regulars, and primary voters. Because if that doesn't send the progressives into a funk, nothing will.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (hLRSq)

29

THE FUCK CASINO

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (PbpT7)

30 "to think I used to get really angry when you guys would bait me with the Michelle Fields "one arm" joke
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)"

Yeah being a faggy white knight for Michelle Fields is definitely one of the worst things I ever did here.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)

31 Didn't Schumer claim Trump would blunder us into a war --- and now they're pissed he didn't?!



LOLGF

Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (bDqIh)

Bumble. Bumble into a war.
Dipshit Schumer. What a putz.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ufFY8)

32 [X] He responded to an act of war. Go to a)
or
[X] He did not respond to an act of war. Go to a)



a) Trump is an evil, evil, man.
Posted by: pep at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (wW03z)
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Yeah, This story looks rigged.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (DuZls)

33 lolgf

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (8D42x)

34
Wait.

If The President is going to be rational.....

THEN BY GAWWWWWD WE HAD BETTER START COMING OFF AN UNHINGED FUCCKING LUNATICS JUST SE WE DRAW A CONTRAST BETWEEN TRUMPS AND AURFELLALALJH GAJGEF AKWPOU TAPOJ RA:LWJ

BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

35 Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)

I remember looking at the vid of the alleged attack, over and over, and not seeing the hit on Fields. Then I realized I was at work and Zaprudering a damn campaign video and snapped TF out of it.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (kD8Fh)

36 Pretty sure PT just carried out an LOLGF hit on msm.

Posted by: Ever at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (ZZDMQ)

37 The Democrats are so up their own asses that they believe the horrible things they're saying about Trump.

So it's inconceivable to them that he wouldn't go to war with Iran because they *know* he's an evil war-mongering tyrant.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (KUaJL)

38 Funny how they were all coordinated and ready to go.

Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (EV0u2)

39 I was wrong...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (Ez6QX)

40 I'LL BUY YOU DINNER FIRST

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (Zz0t1)

41 Talk of Tulsi Gabbard in the thread below reminds me of an interview of her from about a month ago..

Her one big talking point is being against Trump because of his "regime change wars". She kept using that phrase.. and I'm going WTF? Trump is putting an end to that shit..

I think Trump understands that war is dirty.. it is costly.. both in blood and treasure..

I don't doubt he wouldn't hesitate retaliating if it was really necessary.. but I am totally on board with the restraint he showed yesterday..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (so+oy)

42 What Trump knows, that the military doesn't really grasp, is that this is a Political contest, not really a military one. Both political in the contest of wills between Iran and the US, and political in the sense of the Presidential campaign now starting.

I have no doubt that the military is very much aware of this. Their job is to provide the President with military options and carry out his orders in support of his policies. The political aspect is the State Department's realm.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (wCmLp)

43 17 Trump invaded me 25 years ago, you monsters.
Posted by: Iran



He turned me into a newt.

Posted by: Afghanistan at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (wW03z)

44 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (tBimT)

45 If he's agin' it, we're fer it!

Posted by: Democrats, Inc. at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (7s3Gx)

46 First, Trumps DOJ indicts the POS John Kerry for treason THEN Trump begins making glass in Iran.

First things first.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (b069J)

47 >>>I remember looking at the vid of the alleged attack, over and over, and not seeing the hit on Fields.

well, he did yank her. whether this was worth the pseudo-right SJW meltdown or not, I'm dubious.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (PbpT7)

48 Discombobulating Democrats is fun.

Posted by: Archer at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (gmo/4)

49 Being on the left is super easy.You just say whatever you need to say today regardless of what you might have said yesterday or might say tomorrow....

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (AjVAj)

50 WITCH HUNTING FOR SNIZZ: NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, NO CONDOMS

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (oZ6kz)

51 *singing*
Shower the people you love with love...

Posted by: Trump at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (DuZls)

52 3 Well I guess that's the end of the book titles.

REVENGE OF THE NOOD: TITLEDAEMMERUNG

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (sGtp+)

53 I really fear for what's left of this country if these bat-sh!t scum ever achieve even a shred of power again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (AZxMX)

54 I heard a guy on the radio say that even Truman got punked by his commanders. They told him the A-bombs were targeting military installations only.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (kD8Fh)

55 34
Wait.

If The President is going to be rational.....

THEN BY GAWWWWWD WE HAD BETTER START COMING OFF AN UNHINGED FUCCKING LUNATICS JUST SE WE DRAW A CONTRAST BETWEEN TRUMPS AND AURFELLALALJH GAJGEF AKWPOU TAPOJ RA:LWJ

BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (8XRCm)

couldn't have said it better myself

Posted by: Raimondo after several translations at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (RD7QR)

56 "Commenters tell me that Democrats are now attacking Trump for not launching an attack on Iran."

The Democrat playbook is very limited, call the Republican sexist, or racist, or fascist, or a warmonger - and that's it. Apparently Mr. Trump is deciding not to fall into that trap.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (hLRSq)

57 (okay)
MAKE ME A SAMMICH!

Posted by: FrodoB at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (9753m)

58
"to think I used to get really angry when you guys would bait me with the Michelle Fields "one arm" joke
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)"

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It's "all right" ace ......

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

59 51 *singing*
Shower the people you love with love...


ewwww

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (sGtp+)

60 I remember looking at the vid of the alleged attack, over and over, and not seeing the hit on Fields. Then I realized I was at work and Zaprudering a damn campaign video and snapped TF out of it.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (kD8Fh)



(Bander will get why this is extra funny)

Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (GbPPJ)

61 Here is the thing:

Iran attacked the US. Trump must be impeached.

We will fill in the blanks as events unfold.

Sincerely,
The DNC.

Posted by: tbodie at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (YyH4g)

62 Yeah being a faggy white knight for Michelle Fields is definitely one of the worst things I ever did here.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)




Puhleeze!

Posted by: The Guy Who Tracks All of Broseidon's Dumb Faggy Shit at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (fuK7c)

63 43
17 Trump invaded me 25 years ago, you monsters.

Posted by: Iran





He turned me into a newt.

Posted by: Afghanistan at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (wW03z)

Well, I got better.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (ufFY8)

64 Yeah I remember us analyzing the Fields tape like it was the fucking Zapruder film.

There must have been a second arm yanker

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (oZ6kz)

65 M*I*S*H

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (DuZls)

66 Have to say, I think he played it correctly. I wanted us to light up Iran a bit, just to signal, fuck around and we'll be back and you won't. But I think that was a trap that was laid by Kerry, ValJar, et al.

I want to see the FISA intercepts on them...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (8D42x)

67 well, he did yank her. whether this was worth the pseudo-right SJW meltdown or not, I'm dubious.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (PbpT7)


HEY! YOU GOT YOUR YANKER IN MY WANKER!!

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (kD8Fh)

68 But how does Bill Kristol feel about all this??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (so+oy)

69 The Iranians pulled Michelle Field's arm off?War!

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (AjVAj)

70 7 He said something like "one of the things I ran on was not getting us in these stupid wars" on the teevee today.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 02:46 PM (fuK7c)

Ben Shapiro is getting slapped down pretty hard.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (sm6Pk)

71 DEM DEBATE: GANGBANG WITH MATCHING FEDERAL FUNDS

Posted by: Blue Hen at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (NeSSd)

72 Yeah being a faggy white knight for Michelle Fields is definitely one of the worst things I ever did here.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)


Well sure, but did you ever repost an entire thread in a comment?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (KUaJL)

73 I heard a guy on the radio say that even Truman got punked by his commanders. They told him the A-bombs were targeting military installations only.
Posted by: kallisto


Yeah, right. Truman allowed himself to get punked twice.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (tBimT)

74 Ran into a Democrat friend today who wanted to criticize Trump for schoolyard bullying of Iran, but changed midstream to asking me (serious voice) if I did not think Iran needed to be smacked down, lest they get soooper violent.

In other words: Was Trump an adolescent or a patsy?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, cultural critic at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (wZxsP)

75 Bet my son yesterday no hit would happen. LOL. He's now looking at a weekend $100 poorer.

Posted by: Ever at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (ZZDMQ)

76 49 Being on the left is super easy.You just say whatever you need to say today regardless of what you might have said yesterday or might say tomorrow....
Posted by: steevy

It works just as well for some on the "right", too.

Posted by: slowdown at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (E+yET)

77
THREE ARM BANDIT

The Cory Lewandowski Story

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (PbpT7)

78 OCTOPUSSY GRABBER

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (hLRSq)

79 Does not matter according to the MSM rulebook Trump can not be praised or given credit for anything. Bomb Iran "How could he do such a thing!" Not bomb Iran "How could he not so such a thing!'

Spare me the outrage.

Posted by: Picric at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (VU504)

80 I think y'all all know my position on casus belli to stomp on Iran: any stick will do.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (La5SJ)

81 ''The Democrat playbook is very limited, call the Republican sexist, or racist, or fascist, or a warmonger - and that's it. Apparently Mr. Trump is deciding not to fall into that trap.''

SMARTEST PRESIDENT EVAH!

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (jm1YL)

82
RUSSIAN PROTRUSION

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (fUqBx)

83 ON HER MAJESTY...

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (DuZls)

84 They are both for and against war with Iran. Schroedinger's Position.

Posted by: ... at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (run41)

85 The left can't make up their mind on Trump as usual. First they say he is an idiot for wanting war with Iran and then they say he is weak because he called off the strike he ordered.

They apparently can have it both ways.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (JUOKG)

86 WE'RE GONNA GO TO QOM!

WE'RE GONNA GO TO SHIRAZ!

WE'RE GONNA GO TO SUSA AND TEHRAN!

THEN WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND BOMB THE SHIT OUTTA THOSE MULLAHS -

BEEEEEEYAAAAARGGGGH!

Posted by: Howard Dead 2020 at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (KBp3+)

87 "Puhleeze!
Posted by: The Guy Who Tracks All of Broseidon's Dumb Faggy Shit at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (fuK7c)"

I knew you existed! You're the one who keeps leaving screencaps of me accicentally posting hentai links on all of my Yelp reviews.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (oZ6kz)

88 THE ORANGEMAN ALWAYS BANGS TWICE

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (HQx/J)

89 Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (kD8Fh)

That made no sense, I just wanted to allcap.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (kD8Fh)

90 >>>to think I used to get really angry when you guys would bait me with the Michelle Fields "one arm" joke
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)"

>>>Yeah being a faggy white knight for Michelle Fields is definitely one of the worst things I ever did here.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)
~~~~~

Well, you guys weren't exactly alone. I'd say the HQ was divided about 50-50 on that issue.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (NtglE)

91 Trump should attack Ireland just to keep everyone guessing.

Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (7HtZB)

92 YOU WISH I'D TEEBAG YOU

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

93 Would moving another carrier group to the ME be provocative?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (W54U5)

94 I don't doubt he wouldn't hesitate retaliating if it was really necessary.. but I am totally on board with the restraint he showed yesterday..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (so+oy)
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If the tweet above is accurate, then the mullahs were peeing their pants at the thought of America going after them with PDT at the helm.

They probably understood the restraint shown by prior administrations wouldn't have been in play.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (qC1Sy)

95 68 But how does Bill Kristol feel about all this??
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (so+oy)

Sweaty and frustrated. But mostly sweaty.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (RD7QR)

96 85 They apparently can have it both ways.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (JUOKG)

Kerry voted for the war before he voted against it!

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (sm6Pk)

97 THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN SCALP WEASEL

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (hLRSq)

98
MY LITTLE ROBOT PENIS DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

A Ben Shapiro Erotic Thriller (TM)

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (PbpT7)

99 The thing of it is, if you look at Iran's actions over the past few decades-- especially in Iraq-- we would be perfectly justified in invading the shit out of them, taking all their oil, and burninating everything else.

We haven't, and they deserve a massive beating. I'm getting a little sick of our restraint, even as I acknowledge that the sanctions and all the other things short of a shooting war are apparently working, and that an actual war would probably be a Very Bad Idea that would injure and kill many, many Americans.

So, uh, hooray for sitting there and taking it, kinda?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (l8gTz)

100 Bet my son yesterday no hit would happen. LOL. He's now looking at a weekend $100 poorer.
Posted by: Ever


Nice, but be careful.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (DrqHq)

101 Pelosi getting in the game telling Trump "We don't go to war unless I say so"

Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (G0vdT)

102 66 Have to say, I think he played it correctly. I wanted us to light up Iran a bit, just to signal, fuck around and we'll be back and you won't. But I think that was a trap that was laid by Kerry, ValJar, et al.

I want to see the FISA intercepts on them...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (8D42x)

If we're going to hit them, it should be their expeditions, like in Yemen and Syria. That is more costly to replace and reinforces the notion that they are boondoggles. Also less likely to get a lot of noise about it.

Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (EV0u2)

103 The fire bombings in Tokyo killed more civilians than both atomic bombs iirc.I doubt Truman had a problem with the targeting.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (AjVAj)

104 Democrat war: Good. World and peace and motherhood depend on it.

Republican war: Bad. Fascist imperialism.

American war: Does not exist. Only party war exists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (I2dne)

105 Trump should attack Ireland just to keep everyone guessing.
Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (7HtZB)


With potato guns.

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

106 >>>to think I used to get really angry when you guys would bait me with the Michelle Fields "one arm" joke

yeah. i never got that about you.

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (BQJef)

107 YOU WISH I'D TEEBAG YOU
Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
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THAT'S JUST A RUMOR!

Posted by: Senator Corey Booker at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (DuZls)

108 LOL...Dems had their 'let's impeach him for starting a war' wet dreams all ruined.

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (a0IVu)

109 "The Democrat playbook is very limited, call the Republican sexist, or racist, or fascist, or a warmonger - and that's it."

It's been so easy for them for so long, they don't have any other plays. I just love watching the Democrats lose.

Posted by: Chris M at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (eAZVt)

110 84 They are both for and against war with Iran. Schroedinger's Position.


heh

Posted by: pep at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (wW03z)

111 ace, just as serious as a yuuuge chunk of the "right" commentariat, who fantasize decades of recent history in the region. And if Trump is skeered of "stupid wars", then stop flushing trillions down the DOD black hole. Or, maybe, become serious himself when talking about the topic.


All of which is side show. His policy has Iran in a bind they will not be able to escape.


And FFs this idiocy about "all out war" by Iran - just what would that consist of? Piddling conventional actions, all ineffective, met by devastating response, along with various terrorist actions, met by more devastating response - all of which will leave Iran without its current piddling resources/options. Including Lebanese Hezbollah, if they're dumb enough to unleash their rockets on Israel.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (QDnY+)

112 >>>yeah. i never got that about you.


people on the internet were wrong! what is there to get?

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (PbpT7)

113 Shit,I believed initial reports that Trayvon Martin was an innocent kid.....

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (AjVAj)

114 ORANGE RAKER

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (hLRSq)

115 Pelosi getting in the game telling Trump "We don't go to war unless I say so"
Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (G0vdT)
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So for a day or so, we had a little less Calvinball.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (DuZls)

116 >>I remember looking at the vid of the alleged attack, over and over, and not seeing the hit on Fields.

well, he did yank her. whether this was worth the pseudo-right SJW meltdown or not, I'm dubious.



Well, that's sort of the problem these days, people see what they want to see and disregard the rest.

The guy (was it Manafort?) totally grabbed her arm. He said he never touched her. She said she was thrown to the ground.

It's like when Jim Acosta karate-ed that girl with the microphone. He was gesticulating, her arm may have got in the way or he may have karate-ed it on purpose. People claim he never touched her when clearly he did.

I explained this dual reality concept to Mommy and what it meant for our nation and she got sad and asked me to stop talking about it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (fuK7c)

117 72 Yeah being a faggy white knight for Michelle Fields is definitely one of the worst things I ever did here.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)


Well sure, but did you ever repost an entire thread in a comment?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 02:53 PM (KUaJL)

Only a complete monster would do that!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)

118 >>Schroedinger's Position


There's a Box joke to be had, here.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (KBp3+)

119 Trump should attack Ireland just to keep everyone guessing.
Posted by: josephistan


WORKED ON ME!!!

Posted by: Papist Bograt at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (NeSSd)

120 Ran into a Democrat friend today

I know some old school demorats, center left and classic liberals, not today's breed of antifa loonies...all of them say the same thing: their party is in a shambles and Trump is going to roll them in 2020.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (kD8Fh)

121 Crazy Ivan maneuver. Classic.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (WQZ1O)

122 31 Didn't Schumer claim Trump would blunder us into a war --- and now they're pissed he didn't?!

LOLGF

-----------

Bumble. Bumble into a war.
Dipshit Schumer. What a putz.


he shoulda seen it coming. everybody knows that bumbles bounce.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (sGtp+)

123 Democrats are the WAR PARTY. They either start them or cause them.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (fUa3X)

124 I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (La5SJ)

125 A FAREWELL TO ARM

Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (Vgw1E)

126 113 Shit,I believed initial reports that Trayvon Martin was an innocent kid.....

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (AjVAj)

I'm guilty of this one.

Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (EV0u2)

127 ORANGE WAD

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

128 Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (fuK7c)

A TWENTIETH CENTURY RASHOMON

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (kD8Fh)

129 118 >>Schroedinger's Position


There's a Box joke to be had, here.
Posted by: garrett




That's not funny!!!

Posted by: Mohammad Morsi at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (wW03z)

130 >>people see what they want to see and disregard the rest



Nice. I steal a lot of shit from Paul Simon, too.


Posted by: Joe Biden at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (KBp3+)

131 "The Calamari Kama Sutra"

by Kurt Eichenwald

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (sm6Pk)

132 >> Being on the left is super easy.You just say whatever you need to say today regardless of what you might have said yesterday or might say tomorrow...

I call it Jabberwocky Calvinball
Words have no meaning
Rules change as needed

Posted by: McCool at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (Izjjo)

133 The old Persian Switcheroo.

Posted by: DonAdamsShoePolicy at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (FhXTo)

134 Right, the Iranian Nuclear Deal "treaty" that was never either of those things.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (37IEG)

135 >>>There must have been a second arm yanker

it wasn't keith hernandez!

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (BQJef)

136 ON HER MAJESTY, A SECRET SERVICE

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (DuZls)

137 >>>She said she was thrown to the ground.

she really didn't say that. She wrote it in such a way to really juice it up and to maybe suggest that kind of reading.

She said something like "He yanked me and I fell backwards," but I guess she meant she stumbled backwards but kept her feet, but yeah, people could read that as actually "falling," and maybe that ambiguity was deliberate.

It was certainly over-spiced.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (PbpT7)

138 I know some old school demorats, center left and classic liberals, not today's breed of antifa loonies...all of them say the same thing: their party is in a shambles and Trump is going to roll them in 2020.
Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (kD8Fh)


There was a dem strategist on FBN this morning saying the same thing (Doug something or other)

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (a0IVu)

139 I'm gonna wash Iran right out of my hair! - Mayor Buttplug

Posted by: Archer at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (gmo/4)

140 I heard a guy on the radio say that even Truman got punked by his commanders. They told him the A-bombs were targeting military installations only.

Is the same crew advising Eric Swalwell on how to talk to gun owners?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (pDCsa)

141 HE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'D ME

Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (Lz9fr)

142 Democrats are the WAR PARTY. They either start them or cause them.
Posted by: torabora


They are sure as shit looking for Civil War 2.0. That Oregon thing is a fucking flashpoint if there ever was one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (DrqHq)

143 I still think that the proper way to handle Iran is to promise Kim Jung Un that we'll lift sanctions on North Korea if he'll topple Iran for us.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (KUaJL)

144 to think I used to get really angry when you guys would bait me with the Michelle Fields "one arm" joke
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)"

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It's "all right" ace ......

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2019 02:51 PM (8XRCm)

is that a left handed compliment?

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (8D42x)

145 TRUMPIC THUNDER

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

146 NOPE. YOUR ASS IS MISSING

- The life and times of Brie

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)

147 Shit,I believed initial reports that Trayvon Martin was an innocent kid.....
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (AjVAj)


I maintain my position that the only reason Trayvon Martin became a thing is because Jesse Jackson et al heard Florida, gated community, Zimmerman and assumed it was some 75 year old Jewish guy.

Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (GbPPJ)

148 Re: Ireland

We bomb ourselves thank you very much.

Signed,
The Fightin IRISH

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (b069J)

149 Right, the Iranian Nuclear Deal "treaty" that was never either of those things.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (37IEG)
+++++++++++++
It wasn't a treaty. It was a deal. A terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad deal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (I2dne)

150 BABIGAIL PASHIRO AND THE URGE TO FUCK MY BROTHER

A Ben Shapiro Novella

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (oZ6kz)

151 Yeah, right. Truman allowed himself to get punked twice.

I don't know what other major military targets were left when the Bombings were being planned.

Tokyo had been firebombed very thoroughly, for example.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (l8gTz)

152 CAUGHT IN A MISH !

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (BqBId)

153 118
>>Schroedinger's Position





There's a Box joke to be had, here.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 02:57 PM (KBp3+)

Open up that box.
Let's see if that pussy is dead or alive.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (ufFY8)

154 Pelosi is gonna have to give her toy hammer back pretty soon. Then she will retire and spend quality time beating her illegal slave laborers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (bVtr0)

155 88 THE ORANGEMAN ALWAYS BANGS SCOOPS TWICE

fixt

Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (sGtp+)

156 Shit,I believed initial reports that Trayvon Martin was an innocent kid.....
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 02:56 PM (AjVAj)

------

He probably was.


But at 17 he aint a kid and he was a thug the day he died.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (8XRCm)

157 Watching Trump almost bomb Iran is like watching Shaft almost screw Susan. Very frustrating.

Posted by: William Kristol, serious dude at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (Z216Q)

158 How do one armed muslhams wipe their ass if it's the left one missing?

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

159 So we can take Kerry out and shoot him now? Colluded with the enemy.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (fUa3X)

160 They're very serious people, you know.
Posted by: Ace


https://youtu.be/xHash5takWU

Posted by: mikeski at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (P1f+c)

161 Odd that this drops right after he doesn't bomb Iran, probably just a coincidence: https://tinyurl.com/y2xeq22b

Posted by: Monty James at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (Zqz9o)

162
LITTLE BEN SHAPIRO AND THE CASE OF THE NON-BINARY ELECTION

A Little Ben Shapiro (TM) Mystery

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (PbpT7)

163 TRUMP GRABED IRAN'S PUSSY

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (FiUMj)

164 From Tom Servo's dead on accurate summation:

And that's why the Iranians have rolled out this very limited series of provocations, designed to get a whole lot of attention but carefully calibrated not to cause any bloodshed - because actual bloodshed is always the Big Red Line of escalation. The first side to shed blood in a contest politically justifies almost any level of bloodshed in return, and that's what Iran has been trying to goad Trump into doing.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (tBimT)

165 >>Open up that box.
>>Let's see if that pussy is dead or alive.


It smells dead, I can tell you that much.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (KBp3+)

166 147 Of a certainty.Which is why they lightened him in footage and started the "white hispanic" thing as damage control...

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (AjVAj)

167 BABIGAIL PASHIRO AND THE URGE TO FUCK MY BROTHER

A Ben Shapiro Novella
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 02:59 PM (oZ6kz)
---
What?

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (DuZls)

168 GAME OF DRONES

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (ClOmq)

169 >>Schroedinger's Position
Who's on top?

Posted by: Mayor B at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (9753m)

170 is that a left handed compliment?


YOU GUYS ARE GRASPING NOW.

Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (La5SJ)

171 98
MY LITTLE ROBOT PENIS DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS

A Ben Shapiro Erotic Thriller (TM)
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (PbpT7)

STOP JACKING IT WHILE THINKING ABOUT MY SISTER

Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (7HtZB)

172 i'd like to see Trump make a show of seizing some Iranian assets that are worth whatever the drone was worth - it's only fair

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (RKQ/v)

173 CHEAP SON-OF-A-WHORE TOOK ME TO SHONEY'S

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ClOmq)

174 There was a dem strategist on FBN this morning saying the same thing (Doug something or other)

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2019 02:58 PM (a0IVu)

Yeah, Doug Shoen.
He is generally a reasonable guest.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (ufFY8)

175 I ranted on his earlier today.

Anyway, Adam Shit said "Trump listened to Congress".

Like he needs Democrats as baby sitters...

Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (VkWRL)

176 THE TRUMP FROM THE ORANGE LAGOON

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (hLRSq)

177 Tokyo had been firebombed very thoroughly, for example.
Posted by: Lance McCormick


You're welcome.

Posted by: Godzilla at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (NeSSd)

178 Heh. Trump faked the run and the Dimmocrats tackled the goalpost.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:01 PM (bVtr0)

179 156 Remember the photograph of him splashed all over by the media at the time?A kid in a football uniform.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (AjVAj)

180 Jeb : "Please Clap."

Michelle Fields : "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (sm6Pk)

181 There. Are. Three. Arms!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (bcbK8)

182 #156 Trayvon had pics with handgun.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (fUa3X)

183 Actually the saddest day here was finding out those luscious Jewish milkers didn't belong to Abby but just some random camslut.

Of course this conclusion was reached after a collection of much forensic evidence.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)

184 Trump attacks Iran: warmonger!!!!

Trump doesn't attack: Pussy!!

Can't win man

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (FiUMj)

185 A MISH IN THE HAND IS WORTH TWO IN HER BUSH

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

186 Nice. I steal a lot of shit from Paul Simon, too.

It was an homage.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (fuK7c)

187 THE THREE IN-TESTICLE-GATORS

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (ClOmq)

188 NYT walks back fake news from their fantasist sources (psst it's Chuck Schumer).

Posted by: Regular joe at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (6/uwW)

189 From my understanding (which is incomplete, obviously), Truman never really gave an order to bomb Japan. He could have intervened to *prevent* it, but he didn't specifically authorize it at the time. It was a new weapon and there was a war on. He was apprised of what was going on, but actual usage - target selections, dates,etc. - was basically left up to Leslie Groves and Curtis LeMay. In the absence of a specific intervention by the president, those bombs were getting dropped.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (I2dne)

190 181 There. Are. Three. Arms!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (bcbK

"And I'm never giving it back!"

--Corey Lewandowski

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (sm6Pk)

191 179 156 Remember the photograph of him splashed all over by the media at the time?A kid in a football uniform.
Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (AjVAj)

___

When he was 13 or something.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (FiUMj)

192 We had a nuclear treaty with Iran the same way we had a treaty on the Paris global warming accords.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (37IEG)

193 "Trump should attack Ireland just to keep everyone guessing."

Obliterating the source of Gingers makes sense

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (j5RRD)

194 I heard a guy on the radio say that even Truman got punked by his commanders. They told him the A-bombs were targeting military installations only.


Considering Curtis "Boom Boom" Lemay was part of the action, this statement doesn't begin to pass the sniff test.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (7s3Gx)

195 183 DO NOT turn on a black light in the barrel.....

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (AjVAj)

196 >>>188 NYT walks back fake news from their fantasist sources (psst it's Chuck Schumer).

which story? The iran one?

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (PbpT7)

197 THE BROTHER WHO LOVED ME

By Abby Shapiro

Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (Vgw1E)

198
They had Mariilyn Mosby on decrying Trump's dovish nature.
_______________

Dat orange bad man should have given those oppressed Iranian muzzies room to riot!

It be raycissssst not to!

Posted by: Marilyn Mosby at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (k4dH2)

199 Yeah, right. Truman allowed himself to get punked twice.

I don't know what other major military targets were left when the Bombings were being planned.

Tokyo had been firebombed very thoroughly, for example.
Posted by: Lance McCormick


Regardless, after the first bomb wiped out an entire city, there's no way you can claim "we're just going to hit a military target".

The jig is up. You don't have factory busters, you have city busters.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (tBimT)

200 I think Trump has handled this pretty well so far.

First of all, I definitely think that the Uniparty/Deep State/Globalists/Whatever are trying to goad him into a war. They would like nothing more than to see the US get mired in another open-ended war we are not allowed to win. Grind down America bit by bit. Death by 1000 cuts.

Trump is allowing Iran an opportunity to de-escalate and save face. And he still retains the ability to come back later and say, "Guess I was wrong. They really *did* do it on purpose. BOOM."

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (xjiRE)

201 We just need to put a horses head in the Ayatollah's bed while he is sleeping. Come morning he will understand that you don't fuck with Trump.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (2LelM)

202 Last time there was a big military action against Iran - 1987 - situation was very different. They had few unconventional assets aside from Lebanese Hez, and their IRGC terror network. Now they "have" a weak/wobbly Damascus proxy, Houthis/Yemen, IJ/Hamas/Gaza - and a much weaker economy, and tremendous isolation, thanks to Trump's policy. And an even weaker conventional military.


As I said on a morning thread, "restraint" in this context is sound, given the overall context, in which Iran is becoming desperate. But the fundamentals mean that, barring major changes, Iran loses either way, with/without American military action.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (QDnY+)

203 KING SCHLONG

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (hLRSq)

204
MAY I HAVE YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE? (UP TO THE SHOULDER)

A Cory Lewandowski Tale of Seduction

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (PbpT7)

205 ORANGEMAN IS FOREVER

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (ClOmq)

206 The Best Horse's Head equals Kerry.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (2LelM)

207 YYUUUUGE TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHI-NA

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (DuZls)

208 201 We just need to put a horses head in the Ayatollah's bed while he is sleeping. Come morning he will understand that you don't fuck with Trump.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (2LelM)

And by "Horse", you mean "John Kerry", right?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (sm6Pk)

209 i didn't understand why you were on her side. to each his own.

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (BQJef)

210 All of Japan was a military target.We would had to kill tens of millions in an invasion.

Posted by: steevy at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (AjVAj)

211 Putin told him not to.
COLLUSION!!!!11!

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (88+cf)

212 183 Actually the saddest day here was finding out those luscious Jewish milkers didn't belong to Abby but just some random camslut.

Of course this conclusion was reached after a collection of much forensic evidence.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:02 PM (oZ6kz)

Doesn't that mean you can dibs her as war booty though?

Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (EV0u2)

213 Just keep the economic pressure up, Iran will not be able to fund their hussars, much less a modern military.

Iran is the France of the Middle East. When was the last time they actually defeated a worthy opponent in war? The got their lunch handed to them by the Turks and Russians, and could hardly hold their own against Saddam's Iraq.

The problem now is China, that is who we must focus on. Win the trade war against them first, and everything else will be solved except for the internal problem we have with the progressive left.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (MuTTO)

214 Didn't Trump say something to the effect:
'they're lucky it was unmanned'?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (W54U5)

215 161 Odd that this drops right after he doesn't bomb Iran, probably just a coincidence: https://tinyurl.com/y2xeq22b

Posted by: Monty James at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (Zqz9o)

And just forgot to mention this during a contentious election in 2016. Totally slipped her mind.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (RD7QR)

216 Guess John Kerry is going to have to take rain check on that promised Bill Kristol blow job for starting a war with Iran.

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (b069J)

217 193
"Trump should attack Ireland just to keep everyone guessing."



Obliterating the source of Gingers makes sense

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 21, 2019 03:03 PM (j5RRD)
The Ginge-Merga is in Scotland too.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (37IEG)

Posted by: Schlonged Bigly at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (DuZls)

219 ON GOLDEN SCHLONG

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (hLRSq)

220
ALL OF THE SLOPPY, WET NOISES AND GRUNTS I HEAR FROM THE SAFETY OF MY SHED

An erotic journey, by Bill Kristol

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (PbpT7)

221 Ben Shapiro
@benshapiro
So, keep quiet about your strategy, or make consequences clear and obvious to everyone. Setting up vague standards, or blustering without credibility is the worst of all possible worlds.
*********
Junior High Hall Monitor thinks PDT reads & or Listens to hom

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (BqBId)

222 Last time there was a big military action against Iran - 1987 - situation was very different.

That was $1.4 billion ago.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Ydn2k)

223 I'LL EAT THE BOWLING BALL

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

224 TO SIR, WITH ARM

Posted by: Dr. T at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Vgw1E)

225 ''Trump is allowing Iran an opportunity to de-escalate and save face. And he still retains the ability to come back later and say, "Guess I was wrong. They really *did* do it on purpose. BOOM."


Correct. NEVER SAY NEVER

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (jm1YL)

226 We fighting WW2 again? What about the war of northern aggression?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (bVtr0)

227 MY SISTER, MY CAMWHORE

by

Little Ben Shapiro (tm)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)

228 These people are too stupid to live.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (dUJdY)

229 Iran has it coming. Every single IED attack in Iraq comes to mind. But not now, not over an unmanned drone. Iran seems desperate for war- why?

Posted by: Quilp at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Bf3hj)

230 209 i didn't understand why you were on her side. to each his own.

Posted by: trapper's girl at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (BQJef)

The penis wants what the penis wants.

Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (EV0u2)

231 "Why does your tongue taste like shit?"

by Cory Booker

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (sm6Pk)

232 I forgot who it was but me and another Moron have a scheduled fight to the death for Kat Dennings once we hit full Collander Facemask Times. If I get froggy enough to decide I want a harem I might shove Benny's face in the sand and take Abby too.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (oZ6kz)

233 We've secretly replaced the ayatollah's pillow with a severed horse head. Let's see if he notices!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (gC2IV)

234 220
ALL OF THE SLOPPY, WET NOISES AND GRUNTS I HEAR FROM THE SAFETY OF MY SHED

An erotic journey, by Bill Kristol
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:05 PM (PbpT7)

Belly laugh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (bcbK8)

235 #10 knowing the capability of their air defenses is more important than taking them out at this time. You can bet we're up there with stealth drones spoofing them... driving them nuts... making them shoot at ghosts.

Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (fUa3X)

236 I'm suspicious of how confident I feel re DJT reelect. Every single day, multiple times a day the dems/media clear their previous 'jump the shark' moment. People have to see this right? The normies? How could you not?

And yet...foreboding.

Posted by: Shattered Credibility Lawfirm, LLC. - Clients wanted! DC NYC LA at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (sqqD4)

237
Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at June 21, 2019

*
*
. . .
It's "It's just a jump to the left"!

Posted by: Dr. Frankenfurter at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (ClOmq)

238 "The Ginge-Merga is in Scotland too."

Roundup would help

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (j5RRD)

239 Hannity's radio show today ought to be fun after he totally melted down going "BOMB IRAN DAMMIT!" on TV last night.

Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (Lz9fr)

240 Trump is allowing Iran an opportunity to de-escalate and save face. And he still retains the ability to come back later and say, "Guess I was wrong. They really *did* do it on purpose. BOOM."

Posted by: rickl


Especially since there was no loss of life on our side.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (tBimT)

241 Yeah I'm sure senior Iranian leadership was furious at the shoot down.

Oh and the limpet mines.

And whatever comes next.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (VkWRL)

242 seems to me that Ben Shapiro has had, and still has, an opportunity to join the armed forces he's so keen on deploying.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)

243 Trump should attack Ireland just to keep everyone guessing.


Hey!

Posted by: Paddy O'Drunkfuck at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (88+cf)

244 A Ben Shapiro Erotic Thriller (TM)

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:55 PM (PbpT7)

"Have you seen my sister?The sequel"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (CQ3Qb)

245 Iran put $1.8 million on it's tab.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (W54U5)

246 Keane on Fox: Trump was told "that the Iranian national leadership was furious with the tactical commander that shot down the drone because they clearly did not want that provocation to take place.

To be honest, that really doesn't matter, at all. That lowlife, dirtbag regime is 100% responsible for all the actions of all its commanders and soldiers. It's not as if the regime doesn't like to lead a good, "Death to the USA!" chant every now and again.

Fuck Iran. They should be reduced to rubble. THey should have been reduced to rubble the day after they stormed our embassy and took the hostages. Reagan should have bombed the living shit out Tehran, though I give him some leeway since he was involved in a bit of more important issue with the whole Cold War with the Soviet Union, but still ...

We owe Iran a beating. A really bad one.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:08 PM (weya0)

247 DON'T NEGLECT THE BALLS

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

248 Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (Lz9fr)

he was all bomby on his radio show as well.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 03:08 PM (kD8Fh)

249 242 seems to me that Ben Shapiro has had, and still has, an opportunity to join the armed forces he's so keen on deploying.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)

Isn't there a height minimum?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:08 PM (bcbK8)

250 >> They had Mariilyn Mosby on decrying Trump's dovish nature.

What possible qualifications does a failed Baltimore mayor have to opine on foreign policy ?

Posted by: McCool at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (Izjjo)

251 I agree. The fukkin Irish could use a good nukeing.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (bVtr0)

252 ''Obliterating the source of Gingers makes sense ''

I think all that red hair came from the Vikings having their easy with all those Celtic lasses.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (jm1YL)

253 We fighting WW2 again? What about the war of northern aggression?
Posted by: Xipe Totec


#TwoWeeks

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (tBimT)

254 229
Iran has it coming. Every single IED attack in Iraq comes to mind. But
not now, not over an unmanned drone. Iran seems desperate for war- why?

Posted by: Quilp at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Bf3hj)
They found out the 12th Imam is on holiday in Mauritius at a swingers club and they want him to come home because he's running up a huge tab.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (37IEG)

255 RAGING BULLS, OR HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE GUYS PLOWING MY WIFE

A Cuckshed Choose-Your-Own-Adventure

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (oZ6kz)

256 Heh. Trump faked the run and the Dimmocrats tackled the goalpost.

Posted by: Xipe Totec


Well, we had to grab it in order to move it.

Posted by: Dimmocrats at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (P1f+c)

257 seems to me that Ben Shapiro has had, and still has, an opportunity to join the armed forces he's so keen on deploying.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)

Ben Shapiro has no dick, so thanks to Trump, he can no longer serve.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (KUaJL)

258
i didn't understand why you were on her side. to each his own.


Posted by: trapper's girl at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM (BQJef)


It was her disarming smile.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (TAmPV)

259 I believe ace pointed out some months ago that the democrats have no foreign enemies, only domestic ones. If this happened under Obama, it'd be blamed on "right-wing rhetoric" or some such nonsense.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (uGHnY)

260 223
I'LL EAT THE BOWLING BALL

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019

*
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. . .
Groucho and Chico Marx-worthy, right there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (ClOmq)

261 We owe Iran a beating. A really bad one.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:08 PM (weya0)


True.

At the time and with the method of our choosing, however. Let them sweat.

Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (Lz9fr)

262 Iran has it coming. Every single IED attack in Iraq comes to mind. But not now, not over an unmanned drone. Iran seems desperate for war- why?
Posted by: Quilp at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Bf3hj)
+++++++++
Poverty and chaos. They got a breathing spell under Obama's disastrous (for us) deal. Trump came in, pulled it off the table, and then cranked it up. Their economic growth is negative in the mid single-digits, their inflation is position if the low double-digits, their international trade is grinding to a halt and what oil they can move is moving at a lower price recently because (in part) of booming Western production.

They're not starving, but they could easily get to that point and then the jig is up. It is probably up before that, because there is a decent quorum of people in Iran who aren't really down with the Ayatollah's regime. Not enough to pull off a revolution, probably, but close enough to that threshold that economic collapse and chaos could precipitate a general loss of control.

They need those sanctions gone or, barring that, they need something to whip people into line. War with the Great Satan may help on the latter front.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (I2dne)

263 http://bit.ly/2XmS01X
*******
Jussie Smollett Prosecutor Kim Foxx Under Investigation by Special Prosecutor | Trending

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (BqBId)

264 And just forgot to mention this during a contentious election in 2016.

DOES SULLIVAN V. TIMES PREVENT SUING ON THIS?

Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (La5SJ)

265 ARMY PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS & BODY FAT CALCULATOR. NOTE: Height range is 5'0" to 6'8" males and 4'10' to 6'8" for females.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (bcbK8)

266 "seems to me that Ben Shapiro has had, and still has, an opportunity to join the armed forces he's so keen on deploying.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)"

Someone needs to tell him that Abby likes a man in uniform.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (oZ6kz)

267
The DNC Attack Line Depot must look like the warehouse the Ark of the Covenant is stored.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (BWL+E)

268 A STEADY, CONFIDENT HAND ON THE TILL

A cuck's guide to "joining in"

by Bill Kristol

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (PbpT7)

269 Iran seems desperate for war- why?
Posted by: Quilp at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (

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They don't. What they want is a so called disproportionate response so they can try to rally the UN and Europe against the US and get us to the negotiating table on their terms.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (gC2IV)

270 261 We owe Iran a beating. A really bad one.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:08 PM (weya0)

True.

At the time and with the method of our choosing, however. Let them sweat.
Posted by: filbert at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (Lz9fr)

Endorsed

Our time table, not theirs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (bcbK8)

271 ''Jussie Smollett Prosecutor Kim Foxx Under Investigation by Special Prosecutor | Trending''


She'll probably announce her candidacy for president any day now.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (jm1YL)

272 Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (PbpT7)

thanks for that, I just lost my appetite for the next week. Hey, wait a minute...GAINZZ!!

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (kD8Fh)

273 175 I ranted on his earlier today.

Anyway, Adam Shit said "Trump listened to Congress".
--------------------
So when will Congress listen to Trump?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (2LelM)

274 252
''Obliterating the source of Gingers makes sense ''



I think all that red hair came from the Vikings having their easy with all those Celtic lasses.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:09 PM (jm1YL)
Lot's of redheads in the Ural mountains. The Udmurts.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (37IEG)

275 (Bander will get why this is extra funny)

Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

Posted by: alexthechick - fagette at June 21, 2019 02:52 PM (GbPPJ)



Oh, I get to mansplain something!

A few years ago a bunch of basketballists came in to a huddle and a sports camera followed them in. LeBron thought that a huddle was a good opportunity to adjust his junk, and who can really blame him?

Well, the camera guy just held the camera over the huddle and pointed it down and the world got a very detailed view of LeBron's junk as he adjusted it. I posted the link and alexthedwarf wrote

"back and to the left. back and to the left".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (fuK7c)

276
Europe against the US

Why rally something you always have?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 03:11 PM (BWL+E)

277 A ROOM WITH A VIEW (OF SWARTHY MEN FUCKING MY WIFE)

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (oZ6kz)

278 https://tinyurl.com/y2xeq22b



Posted by: Monty James at June 21, 2019 03:00 PM (Zqz9o)


LOL. And there is supposedly an unwashed black dress in her closet a la Monica?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ufFY8)

279 the till controls the rudder, right?

Or am I just completely goofy on this?

I know the wheel controls the rudder but on a smaller ship is it just the till?

Or is the till just the cash box or whatever?

I'm confuzed.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (PbpT7)

280 That said, Iran will be a tough nut to crack, militarily.

We can sink ships and destroy ports and refineries. But actually decapitating and removing the leadership would not be an easy op.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK8)

281 A FAREWELL TO ARMS - by Michelle Fields

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (hLRSq)

282 seems to me that Ben Shapiro has had, and still has, an opportunity to join the armed forces he's so keen on deploying.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:07 PM (PbpT7)

Isn't there a height minimum?




I CHUCKLED OUT LOUD.

Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (La5SJ)

283 Iran has it coming. Every single IED attack in Iraq comes to mind.

Posted by: Quilp at June 21, 2019 03:06 PM (Bf3hj)


Yep. Bush really screwed the pooch by letting Iran do any damn thing it pleased in IRaq - attacking us - and didn't raise a hand to them. That was ridiculous, especially since Iran was the head of one of the 3 major legs of serious threats the Arab/Persian/Muslim world poses to us.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (weya0)

284
An advice columnist (never heard of her) is claiming that in 1995 or 1996 Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman. And even though her friend told her to go to the police she didn't and never said anything until now. Why now? She has a book coming out. That's just a coincidence.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (OLCnA)

285 All of Japan was a military target.We would had to kill tens of millions in an invasion.

Or starve as many with a blockade.

Or both, I guess. The Bombs were the best of a bunch of bad options. (Especially since those were the only two we had at that point.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (l8gTz)

286 Anyway, Adam Shit said "Trump listened to Congress".


And I went down to the beach, Farmers Almanac in hand, and the tide receded when I told it to.

Posted by: fun with logic at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (NeSSd)

287 259 I believe ace pointed out some months ago that the democrats have no foreign enemies, only domestic ones. If this happened under Obama, it'd be blamed on "right-wing rhetoric" or some such nonsense.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (uGHnY)

*cough*Israel*cough*

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (sm6Pk)

288 Why now? She has a book coming out. That's just a coincidence.

What's happening with the criminal referrals against those liars who accused Brett Kavanaugh?

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (kD8Fh)

289 We can sink ships and destroy ports and refineries. But actually decapitating and removing the leadership would not be an easy op.


THAT'S A JOB FOR THE IRANIANS THEMSELVES. WE JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH.

Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (La5SJ)

290 It's tiller, not till, right?

A till is for money.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (oZ6kz)

291 Gotta give Ivanka credit, she was smoking hot for the first time in years in the sidebar. Doctors must be giving her the good shit:

Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (72spU)

292 She has a book coming out. That's just a coincidence.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (OLCnA)


And she is a Zero to boot.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (ufFY8)

293 That said, Iran will be a tough nut to crack, militarily.

We can sink ships and destroy ports and refineries. But actually decapitating and removing the leadership would not be an easy op.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


We don't need to. We destroy ports & refineries, they starve. It's Venezuela East. Their people will rebel. And they do have guns.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (tBimT)

294 They need those sanctions gone or, barring that, they need something to whip people into line. War with the Great Satan may help on the latter front.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:10 PM (I2dne)


That didn't work out so well for General Galliteri.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (hLRSq)

295 the till controls the rudder, right?>>
Tiller

Posted by: Mayor B at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (9753m)

296 284


An advice columnist (never heard of her) is claiming that in 1995 or
1996 Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in dressing room at Bergdorf
Goodman. And even though her friend told her to go to the police she
didn't and never said anything until now. Why now? She has a book coming
out. That's just a coincidence.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (OLCnA)
It was at a dance, in 1995, 1996 or maybe 1997. Possibly 1990. She doesn't remember, but her beach friends helped her recall it was Trump.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (37IEG)

297 YOU DEMAND I CUCK

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

298
Or both, I guess. The Bombs were the best of a bunch of bad options. (Especially since those were the only two we had at that point.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (l8gTz)


The next ones would have been used tactically on Kyushu during Olympic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (BWL+E)

299 okay. so till is not a nautical term. I guess I was thinking "hand on the till" and wrongly thought that had something to do with controlling a ship.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (PbpT7)

300 That said, Iran will be a tough nut to crack, militarily.

We can sink ships and destroy ports and refineries. But actually decapitating and removing the leadership would not be an easy op.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (bcbK
+++++++++
Might not really need to. Their infrastructure isn't particularly robust and they're broke. Keep them in the hot, thirsty dark by blowing their infrastructure and blockading them, and there will likely be a revolution. What comes after the revolution is an unknown and is thus a huge gamble.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (I2dne)

301 I mean Bill Kristol DOES have a hand in the till, it keeps getting stuffed with Iranian money and Mrs. Kristol's bulls have expensive taste, like like the really good Remy Martin.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:15 PM (oZ6kz)

302 The Bombs were the best of a bunch of bad options. (Especially since those were the only two we had at that point.)


I am going to forget the physics, but the story is the point.

They were two kinds of bombs. We tested one at Trinity to see if it would work. It did. The other kind we just said oh that's totally going to work, we'll beta test it over Nagasaki.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:15 PM (fuK7c)

303 Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (PbpT7)

doesn't matter, still a terrible visual.

Posted by: kallisto at June 21, 2019 03:15 PM (kD8Fh)

304 >>>295 the till controls the rudder, right?>>
Tiller
Posted by: Mayor B

THANKS! Okay, so I understand how I got that wrong.

thanks for getting me right.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:15 PM (PbpT7)

305 An advice columnist (never heard of her) is claiming that in 1995 or
1996 Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in dressing room at Bergdorf
Goodman. And even though her friend told her to go to the police she
didn't and never said anything until now. Why now? She has a book coming
out. That's just a coincidence.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (OLCnA)
It was at a dance, in 1995, 1996 or maybe 1997. Possibly 1990. She doesn't remember, but her beach friends helped her recall it was Trump.
Posted by: DamnedYankee


BEHIND THE SECOND GREEN DOOR (WITH ZONING PERMIT)

Posted by: fun with logic at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (NeSSd)

306 The phrase is hand in the till.


Also hand on the tiller.

Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (La5SJ)

307 "hand on the till"
>>
"hand in the till" i.e. taking cash

Posted by: Mayor B at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (9753m)

308 the idiom I was getting at was "a firm hand on the tilER"


https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/a+firm+hand+on+the+tiller

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (PbpT7)

309 It's unlikely that destroying Iran's infrastructure will topple the regime. More likely the regime will survive and the people will simply starve.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (wCmLp)

310 ''An advice columnist (never heard of her) is claiming that in 1995 or 1996 Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman. And even though her friend told her to go to the police she didn't and never said anything until now. Why now? She has a book coming out. That's just a coincidence.''

I think the Dems have screwed that pooch one too many times now.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (jm1YL)

311
The other kind we just said oh that's totally going to work, we'll beta test it over Nagasaki.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:15 PM (fuK7c)


The Hiroshima bomb was a uranium gun. The Nagasaki bomb was the plutonium implosion device tested at Trinity.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (BWL+E)

312 I said it at length his morning and could only explain it further with stick figures and crayons.

It's a mistake not to respond in kind. They see this as weakness. There are many examples across the span of time we've been at war in the ME where the Iranians were either on the battlefield or arming and training the enemy.

Trump's big mouth also complicates this. He talks the talk but can't walk the walk. He's now seen as unserious and weak by adversaries like China and Russia.

Nothing says back off and don't do that again like a few AGM-88's.

I expect the Iranians will continue to escalate, even on their asymmetric efforts.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (/Nfzy)

313 What comes after the revolution is an unknown and is thus a huge gamble.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (I2dne)

It'd be hard for it to be worse.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (J+mig)

314 >>>307 "hand on the till"
>>
"hand in the till" i.e. taking cash

right. I think I just grafted the two together.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (PbpT7)

315 300
That said, Iran will be a tough nut to crack, militarily.

meh - they're constantly being surveilled by Israeli pigeons and falcons, and the Jews are using their weather machines to take all the water out of their clouds.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (37IEG)

316 Isnt the tiller the arm connected to the rudder on a boat or small ship?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (bVtr0)

317 They are both for and against war with Iran. Schroedinger's Position.
You have to see what Trump does on the front page of the NYT to know whether you're anti-Trump or anti-Trump.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (Dh1wo)

318 LOL. And there is supposedly an unwashed black dress in her closet a la Monica?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ufFY

Time to lay in some supplies, there's going to be 16 months of this shit. It's as regular as the mayflies hatching.

Posted by: Monty James at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (Zqz9o)

319 That didn't work out so well for General Galliteri.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (hLRSq)
++++++++++++
No, it didn't. They might try it, though. The wheels are coming off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (I2dne)

320 LOL. And there is supposedly an unwashed black dress in her closet a la Monica?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (ufFY
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#BELIEVE ALL WOMEN (EXCEPT WHEN WE TELL YOU NOT TO)

Posted by: The Party at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (DuZls)

321 Hand on the cooter is something different altogether.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (88+cf)

322 I hate being willowed. It's how I imagine unexpected anal would be.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (e46OR)

323 293 That said, Iran will be a tough nut to crack, militarily.

We can sink ships and destroy ports and refineries. But actually decapitating and removing the leadership would not be an easy op.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


We don't need to. We destroy ports & refineries, they starve. It's Venezuela East. Their people will rebel. And they do have guns.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (tBimT)

Maybe. They actually have a lot of agricultural production. But if we can wreck their roads, maybe there would be enough starving people to overthrow the government.

Though Venezuela makes me doubt it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)

324 WHERE'S THE BACKLASH?!

Posted by: Clara MFM at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (C78No)

325 ''An advice columnist (never heard of her) is claiming that in 1995 or 1996 Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman. And even though her friend told her to go to the police she didn't and never said anything until now. Why now? She has a book coming out. That's just a coincidence.''



MIDNIGHT IN THE DRESSING ROOM OF BERGDORF GOODMAN

Posted by: fun with logic at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (NeSSd)

326 313 It'd be hard for it to be worse.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 03:16 PM (J+mig)

Yeah, I'm having trouble figuring out how you get worse than "Apocalyptic Hardline Muslim Fanatics"

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (sm6Pk)

327 Or both, I guess. The Bombs were the best of a bunch of bad options. (Especially since those were the only two we had at that point.)

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (l8gTz)


The bombs weren't bad options, at all. The nukes were good options - the best, even. That was proven, without any doubt, by the fact that Japan turned from such a hateful, determined, intransigent enemy into one of our most trusted allies for almost 100 years, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (weya0)

328 322
I hate being willowed. It's how I imagine unexpected anal would be.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (e46OR)

AoS Style Guide demands 'surprise', not unexpected.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (ufFY8)

329 Trump's assault is seared into her hippoglobus.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (oZ6kz)

330 An advice columnist (never heard of her) is claiming that in 1995 or 1996 Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman. And even though her friend told her to go to the police she didn't and never said anything until now. Why now? She has a book coming out. That's just a coincidence.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 03:12 PM (OLCnA)
+++++++++++++
#BelieveWomenRedux

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (I2dne)

331 YOU'RE CUTE BUT YOUR TATTOOS ARE STUPID

Posted by: Sponge at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

332 @322
You dont like surprises?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bVtr0)

333 The other kind we just said oh that's totally going to work, we'll beta test it over Nagasaki.


Yeah. No one had any doubt that if you go 125% of critical mass with uranium is will go boom. The one tested at Trinity was plutonium implosion and they had to see if they could get the shockwave to balance enough to squish the pit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (La5SJ)

334 This is what I was wearing 25 years ago when Trump attacked me in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room-


https://tinyurl.com/yxdoa88q

Posted by: redridinghood at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (RBOtF)

335 Maybe. They actually have a lot of agricultural production. But if we can wreck their roads, maybe there would be enough starving people to overthrow the government.

Though Venezuela makes me doubt it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


If Venezuelans were armed, Maduro would be dead.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (tBimT)

336 >>>316 Isnt the tiller the arm connected to the rudder on a boat or small ship?

yes. The "Rudder post," more specifically.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)

337 Here's another thought: Suppose, as we suspect, Kerry et al. are advising the Iranians on how to deal with Trump. You think Trump doesn't know? Well, there are two ways to stop that. One, arresting the f***ers, is a political shitstorm. The other, acting in a manner that discredits them and their advice, not only avoids domestic blowback but gives maneuvering room by making the enemy doubt they can predict how Trump would react.

Win/Win.

Not saying it's definitely what's happening, it you gotta figure it's in the mix.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (AM1GF)

338 Yep. Bush really screwed the pooch by letting Iran do any damn thing it pleased in IRaq - attacking us - and didn't raise a hand to them. That was ridiculous, especially since Iran was the head of one of the 3 major legs of serious threats the Arab/Persian/Muslim world poses to us.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


DING! DING! DING!

Correct. Bush fucked the conservative base as much as he fucked the whole middle east and handed it to Obomba to further enfucken it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (DrqHq)

339 Tea for the Tillerman
Mish for the Master...

Posted by: Cat Stevens at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (fuK7c)

340 That was an expensive drone. they should send us the money...maybe fund the wall.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (OX6sG)

341
The bombs weren't bad options, at all. The nukes were good options - the best, even. That was proven, without any doubt, by the fact that Japan turned from such a hateful, determined, intransigent enemy into one of our most trusted allies for almost 100 years, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:18 PM (weya0)

So you're saying the problem with Iraq and Germany is we didn't nuke Baghdad and Berlin. And Paris for good measure.

Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (EV0u2)

342 Ace said I'm 'armless!!

Posted by: cockney michelle fields at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (Dh1wo)

343 Hand on the cooter is something different altogether.
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (88+cf)
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Which is different from "Hand on the Coot".

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (DuZls)

344 A confident hand at the tiller.

And don't forget the balls too.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (oZ6kz)

345 Meanwhile, Roy Moore has announced his bid to once-again lose one of the heretofore safest Republican Senate seats in the nation.

Uh, no. Just... no.

Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (J+cqn)

346
And Paris for good measure.

Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (EV0u2)


Can't be too careful.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 03:21 PM (BWL+E)

347 345 Meanwhile, Roy Moore has announced his bid to once-again lose one of the heretofore safest Republican Senate seats in the nation.

Uh, no. Just... no.
Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (J+cqn)

Doesn't he have a mall to cruise for middle school girls, or something?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:21 PM (sm6Pk)

348 Yeah, I'm having trouble figuring out how you get worse than "Apocalyptic Hardline Muslim Fanatics"

Posted by: Hikaru


I dunno, "Apocalyptic Hardline Leftist Fanatics" seems bad, and we even have those in Congress...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 03:21 PM (AM1GF)

349 BETTER PUT SOME ICE ON THAT

Posted by: President William Jefferson Clinton at June 21, 2019 03:21 PM (DuZls)

350 My new article at the Bullseaker is a must read.
FOR WHOM THE BULL TOILS

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (pw+jk)

351 334 This is what I was wearing 25 years ago when Trump attacked me in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room-


https://tinyurl.com/yxdoa88q
Posted by: redridinghood at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (RBOtF)

Now I KNOW it's a lie--the Donald has much better taste than that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

352 FIFTEEN CANDLES: THE ROY MOORE STORY

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)

353
Last time there was a big military action against Iran - 1987 -
situation was very different. They had few unconventional assets aside
from Lebanese Hez, and their IRGC terror network. Now they "have" a
weak/wobbly Damascus proxy, Houthis/Yemen, IJ/Hamas/Gaza - and a much
weaker economy, and tremendous isolation, thanks to Trump's policy. And
an even weaker conventional military.


As I said on a morning
thread, "restraint" in this context is sound, given the overall context,
in which Iran is becoming desperate. But the fundamentals mean that,
barring major changes, Iran loses either way, with/without American
military action.



Posted by: rhomboid at June 21, 2019 03:04 PM

---

In 1987 Iran was hip deep in their war with Iraq and had nearly their entire Country mobilized. They were desperate then too. We constantly heard rumors that they were going to declare war on us. I have been going through letters form that time period when I was deployed to the Gulf and it was an actual no kidding undeclared shooting war.


They had a ton of coastal craft in their "Navy" and were constantly trying to attack reflagged tankers in the Gulf that we were escorting. We got tired of it and kicked the $hit out of their "Navy" and sank pretty much everything. Then we went after their oil platforms in the Gulf and blew the snot out of them too.

I spent 8 months deployed there escorting Kuwaiti reflagged tankers in 87-88.

Same $hit different decade. If they keep it up they need another smack down.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (JUOKG)

354 New game show! "Who's Your Daddy!

Tonights' episode features Pres. Trump and his accuser versus Hunter ( I am not a Labrador Retreiver) Biden and the baby mommmy!

Posted by: fun with logic at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (NeSSd)

355 Yeah baby, that's the 'rudder post'.
Little more to starboard, that's it..

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (88+cf)

356 345
Meanwhile, Roy Moore has announced his bid to once-again lose one of the
heretofore safest Republican Senate seats in the nation.



Uh, no. Just... no.

Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (J+cqn)

Is someone going to primary this jackass?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (ufFY8)

357 I still think we should just blow up the Moon.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (tH5fk)

358 Ace said I'm 'armless!!
Posted by: cockney michelle fields at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (Dh1wo)
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Mostly 'armless.

Posted by: Ford Prefect at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (DuZls)

359 Meanwhile, Roy Moore has announced his bid to once-again lose one of the heretofore safest Republican Senate seats in the nation.

Uh, no. Just... no.
Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (J+cqn)

Jeebus. Like Sideshow Bob in a yard full of rakes, this guy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (xPJvm)

360 At the very least Trump should demand 138 million for the cost of the Drone.

Pay or we will take it out triple in targets.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (e46OR)

361 I miss Alex Jones. The man is entertaining.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK8)

362 May a thousand ballsack ticks infest Roy Moore.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (bVtr0)

363 Correct. Bush fucked the conservative base as much as he fucked the whole middle east and handed it to Obomba to further enfucken it.


He fucked our troops the most. We knew almost immediately where the self-forming IED were being manufactured in Iran. We should have flattened the entire factory the next day. Instead he let our troops die, even in up-armored vehicles.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (La5SJ)

364 I am going to forget the physics, but the story is the point.

They were two kinds of bombs. We tested one at Trinity to see if it would work. It did. The other kind we just said oh that's totally going to work, we'll beta test it over Nagasaki.


My understanding is that we built three bombs, tested one, used the other two, and then it would've been months or a year before we had more.

There was some small concern that setting off one could set off a chain reaction that could akshually destroy the planet (via the oxygen in the air) or something, so, you know, it's a good thing the bomb didn't work *too* well.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (l8gTz)

365 337 Here's another thought: Suppose, as we suspect, Kerry et al. are advising the Iranians on how to deal with Trump. You think Trump doesn't know? Well, there are two ways to stop that. One, arresting the f***ers, is a political shitstorm. The other, acting in a manner that discredits them and their advice, not only avoids domestic blowback but gives maneuvering room by making the enemy doubt they can predict how Trump would react.

Win/Win.

Not saying it's definitely what's happening, it you gotta figure it's in the mix.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (AM1GF)


He's certainly smart enough to do that.

Posted by: rickl at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (xjiRE)

366 I still think we should just blow up the Moon.
Posted by: eleven


It's kinda useful for, you know, life on earth.

We should just laser-carve the US flag on it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (DrqHq)

367 361 I miss Alex Jones. The man is entertaining.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK

Dude crashed a Steven Crowder "Change My Mind" session and demanded Crowder respect his female pronouns and identity.

It was actually pretty funny.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (sm6Pk)

368 360 At the very least Trump should demand 138 million for the cost of the Drone.

Pay or we will take it out triple in targets.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (e46OR)

Somewhere in Israel, a cyberwarfare unit just got a massive budget increase for something that will bring the nuclear program to its knees yet again.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (J+mig)

369 So you're saying the problem with Iraq and Germany is we didn't nuke Baghdad and Berlin. And Paris for good measure.

Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM (EV0u2)


We firebombed the shit out of Germany and they were trustworthy allies for a good half century. Then they forgot the lesson and decided to attack us with their stupid EU and Euro.

Baghdad certainly should have been wiped out. No doubt. And I have news for you, arabs understand wars like that. In fact, those are the only sorts of wars arabs understand. If you don't beat the living shit our arabs, mercilessly, then they can't surrender and maintain their tribal dignity. By not beating the living shit out of them you almost force them (in their weird culture) to keep fighting. Being nice to them in war only makes them madder, since you are obviously making fun of their lack of skill at killing - which is pretty much all arabs care about.

Paris should be nuked just because.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (weya0)

370 Trump the warmonger didn't launch his unprovoked attack on Iran because Putin called him off! Trump = Warmonger = Russian Spy = American Traitor! Iran took down a U.S. drone and Trump did nothing because he's Putin's puppet! I miss Obama!

Posted by: I.M. Idiotte, West Hartford, CT at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (4Eo4+)

371 Is someone going to primary this jackass?


Everyone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:25 PM (La5SJ)

372 Shep and Chris Wallace say Orange Man Bad, because PDT didn't attend some meeting.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 21, 2019 03:25 PM (QoQfd)

373 289 We can sink ships and destroy ports and refineries. But actually decapitating and removing the leadership would not be an easy op.
-----------------------------------------------

THAT'S A JOB FOR THE IRANIANS THEMSELVES. WE JUST SIT BACK AND WATCH.

Posted by: Grump928(C) for the hearing impaired at June 21, 2019 03:13 PM (La5SJ)


Bingo

When they only have rocks to eat they will use them on the Ayatollahs.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 03:25 PM (W54U5)

374 Democrats are now attacking Trump for not launching an attack
.......

Where's John McCain when you need him??!!
BOBMS AWAY MOTHERFAREKRS

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

375 yes. The "Rudder post," more specifically.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:19 PM (PbpT7)


That sounds like somethign from a Chinese blog.

"This post?"

"No, the rudder post."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:25 PM (weya0)

376 367 361 I miss Alex Jones. The man is entertaining.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:23 PM (bcbK

Dude crashed a Steven Crowder "Change My Mind" session and demanded Crowder respect his female pronouns and identity.

It was actually pretty funny.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (sm6Pk)

To the interwebs!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (bcbK8)

377 Meanwhile, Roy Moore has announced his bid to
once-again lose one of the heretofore safest Republican Senate seats in
the nation.



Uh, no. Just... no.


Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM

---

$50 that says he won't win the Primary.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (JUOKG)

378 334
This is what I was wearing 25 years ago when Trump attacked me in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room-



Yeah, no. That whole story looks like something in the Letters to Penthouse.
Either that or women, allegedly smart and successful women, are dumb as shit. A sharp writer went to the lingerie department with him to pick out skimpy undies for 'some woman'?
Holy shit. She must have really been a flucking idiot then.
And she can't remember if he put his dick in her halfway or all the way? And he did that with ZERO foreplay? And what, he used his hand of doom to force her legs apart while he held her still enough to poke her?

Sure.
I'd have to ask her if she's ever actually had sex with a guy based on her story.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (37IEG)

379 Trump the warmonger didn't launch his unprovoked attack on Iran because Putin called him off! Trump = Warmonger = Russian Spy = American Traitor! Iran took down a U.S. drone and Trump did nothing because he's Putin's puppet! I miss Obama!

Posted by: I.M. Idiotte, West Hartford, CT at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (4Eo4+)
---
Okay, who's socking Kurt?

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (DuZls)

380 368 This is correct

Posted by: rammajamma at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (SwWMX)

381 >>>342 Ace said I'm 'armless!!
Posted by: cockney michelle fields

i'm 'armless i am, i am!

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (PbpT7)

382 This is what I was wearing 25 years ago when Trump attacked me in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room-

How long had you been living as a woman?

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (NpvYf)

383 hand in the till

firm hand on the tiller ... but is that derived from boating or farming?



Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Cus5s)

384 Doesn't he have a mall to cruise for middle school girls, or something?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:21 PM (sm6Pk)

A Democrat couldn't have said it better. ( Roy Moore married for 34 years with no hint of discord )

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (e46OR)

385 Democrats are now attacking Trump for not launching an attack on Iran

The lunatics are so unpredictable predictable.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (vtcmf)

386 unpredictably...sheesh

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (vtcmf)

387 Germany's problems really came to the fore after the reintegration. The East was used to hating us, and as evidenced by Merkel, became curiously dominant in their politics.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (J+mig)

388 Breaking:

Gov Greg Abbott is sending 1,000 Texas National Guard to deal with the "crisis at the border" while blasting Congress as a group of reprobates.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (tBimT)

389 Somewhere in Israel, a cyberwarfare unit just got a massive budget increase for something that will bring the nuclear program to its knees yet again.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 03:24 PM (J+mig)
-----------------------


China, now, has operational control of the Haifa port. Haifa is where we dock the 6th fleet.
Israel is fouling up.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (W54U5)

390 I see our media is about as sane and consistent as they usually are.

Good to see that we can count on something with that scofflaw SMOD loitering around, not doing anything useful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (ycWCI)

391 >>>364 I am going to forget the physics, but the story is the point.

The physics were, that Cory Lewandowski caused a chain fission reaction in my shoulder molecules that caused my arm to explode off with the power a million suns.

Posted by: Dr. Michelle Fields (CERN) at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (PbpT7)

392 383 hand in the till

firm hand on the tiller ... but is that derived from boating or farming?



Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Cus5s)

Farming. The boat tiller got its name for the resemblance to the agricultural implement.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

393
WHEN KAVANAUGH TRUMP ATTACKS

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (NpvYf)

394 hand in the till

firm hand on the tiller ... but is that derived from boating or farming?

Posted by: illiniwek


LIghtyears apart in meaning.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (DrqHq)

395 A Democrat couldn't have said it better. ( Roy Moore married for 34 years with no hint of discord )
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (e46OR)
---
Yep. Some cons let their inner Dem come out in relation to Roy Moore--hey let's just use rumors!

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (DuZls)

396 I still think we should just blow up the Moon.

Posted by: eleven
.........

No kidding. Those pesky tides and shit.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (v0R5T)

397 Gov Greg Abbott is sending 1,000 Texas National Guard to deal with the "crisis at the border" while blasting Congress as a group of reprobates.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (tBimT)

I think that is an insult to reprobates everywhere.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (ycWCI)

398 Barack came to me last night, FINALLY!!! The flirty slap fights were getting stale and I needed to take the next step. He read my mind and delivered bigtime!!! We scissored almost all night.

Posted by: Richard Branson at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (FTPVM)

399 355
Yeah baby, that's the 'rudder post'.
Little more to starboard, that's it..


Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 03:22 PM (88+cf)

ALL ASTERN!

Posted by: Shep! at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (OX6sG)

400 LIghtyears apart in meaning.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (DrqHq)
+++++++++
Unless for purser's office is on the bridge for some reason...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (I2dne)

401 Democrats are now attacking Trump for being a bad bad OrangeMan who is very very bad!!!

Filed under "Days Ending In The Letter 'Y'"

Just saying.

Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (J+cqn)

402 THE BRIDE HAD ONE ARM

a story of erotic maiming

by Cory Lewandowski and Michelle Fields
Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

WEBITCHED, BOLLARD, AND WEBILDERBERGED.

The Clinton love saga.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (WG6O9)

403 You have to see what Trump does on the front page of the NYT to know whether you're anti-Trump or anti-Trump and why!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:17 PM (Dh1wo)


Suggested edit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (AZxMX)

404 >>>
firm hand on the tiller .

I think it derives only from the nautical tiller, but there's also an agricultural tiller, and I guess you'd want a firm hand on that, too.

also, I like cupping balls.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (PbpT7)

405 THE ROOSTER BOOFS AT MIDNIGHT

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (DuZls)

406 And she can't remember if he put his dick in her halfway or all the way?
And he did that with ZERO foreplay? And what, he used his hand of doom
to force her legs apart while he held her still enough to poke her?
==
Easier if her front hole is the size of a two car garage door.

It is super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (pw+jk)

407 Yeah, no. That whole story looks like something in the Letters to Penthouse.
Either that or women, allegedly smart and successful women, are dumb as shit. A sharp writer went to the lingerie department with him to pick out skimpy undies for 'some woman'?
Holy shit. She must have really been a flucking idiot then.
And she can't remember if he put his dick in her halfway or all the way? And he did that with ZERO foreplay? And what, he used his hand of doom to force her legs apart while he held her still enough to poke her?

Sure.
I'd have to ask her if she's ever actually had sex with a guy based on her story.

Posted by: DamnedYankee


You forgot the coffee table; rookie mistake.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 21, 2019 03:29 PM (NeSSd)

408 Is it bad that I knew the song title halfway through reading the forgotten 80s mystery click in the sidebar?

Posted by: Azathoth at June 21, 2019 03:30 PM (x2PE6)

409 'Tiller Tuesday was a great group. Very underrated.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:30 PM (weya0)

410 The rudder, the centerboard, the hand on the tiller
The spinnaker aloft if there's air to fill 'er
This side is starboard
So which one is larboard
This nautical jargon can sure be a killer

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:30 PM (fuK7c)

411 Gov Greg Abbott is sending 1,000 Texas National Guard to deal with the "crisis at the border"

He'll need more than that to control the crowds of people trying to volunteer their services.

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (nIvDu)

412 409 'Tiller Tuesday was a great group. Very underrated.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:30 PM (weya0)

Aimee Mann is a One

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK8)

413 >>>408 Is it bad that I knew the song title halfway through reading the forgotten 80s mystery click in the sidebar?

it's not good.

But "Tillerman" does almost immediately suggest Charon and Ferryman.

He's always depicted slouched over that tiller.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (PbpT7)

414 Speaking of blowing up the moon, I didn't read the link but at Insty's overnight thread someone said they're making a remake of Space: 1999. I don't know if as a movie or a series.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (Dh1wo)

415 410 The rudder, the centerboard, the hand on the tiller
The spinnaker aloft if there's air to fill 'er
This side is starboard
So which one is larboard
This nautical jargon can sure be a killer
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:30 PM (fuK7c)


2 out of 10 on the Muldoon scale. See teacher after class.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (sm6Pk)

416 China, now, has operational control of the Haifa port. Haifa is where we dock the 6th fleet.
Israel is fouling up.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 03:28 PM (W54U5)

WTF???

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (AZxMX)

417 ''He's certainly smart enough to do that.''

He's beyond "smart enough" and, I think, really enjoying himself.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (jm1YL)

418 Why is youtube constantly showing me ads for women's soccer? These targeted ads do not seem so 'targeted.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (ycWCI)

419
I think one silver lining to the insanity of the Left, is that Trump knows with 110% confidence that any action he takes on any given problem will lead to an immediate hatequake of demonization and vilification. So do all his voters.

That leaves him free to just proceed as he fits, without regard to PR concerns, because media coverage will be as bad as it possibly can be in any scenario.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (fUqBx)

420 >>>And she can't remember if he put his dick in her halfway or all the way?...

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (37IEG)


All the Way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxxDK0sFENo

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (W54U5)

421

What to have done here?

Eradicate the missile site, followed by a note asking is there anything else they're tired of looking at.
Finally, a bill to cover the cost of the ordnance plus the value of the drone.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (KATBx)

422 well, okay, half the time he's on the tiller, the other half of the time he's poling the boat across the river.

Say, is that really a one-man job, now that I think about it?

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (PbpT7)

423
'And she can't remember if he put his dick in her halfway or all the way?

And he did that with ZERO foreplay? And what, he used his hand of doom

to force her legs apart while he held her still enough to poke her?'

Oh she'd KNOW baby!

Posted by: Trumps yuuuge dick at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (OX6sG)

424 Aimee Mann is a One

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (bcbK


A little long in the tooth, now, and a raging lefty with serious mental issues, but she was hot and her solo albums were awesome.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (weya0)

425 CNN will "summarize the news" and send me a curated roundup every day - right to my E-Mail. Think I should let 'em?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (I2dne)

426 Hahaha! well ain't that a bitch.

New York passes a law so illegal aliens can get drivers licenses. The Erie County Clerk is suggesting that county clerks across the state use the Whistle Blower hotline, used to report fraud, waste and abuse in County government to report any illegals who apply for a license.

"I will never back down from that job... my responsibility of maintaining the integrity of our elections, the fiscal impact of Erie County Clerk under the purview of Erie County Comptroller and I;ll never back down from that."

Mychajliw says he will then take those names and report them to federal authorities.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (jp0Bv)

427 A Democrat couldn't have said it better. ( Roy Moore married for 34 years with no hint of discord )
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:27 PM (e46OR)
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Yep. Some cons let their inner Dem come out in relation to Roy Moore--hey let's just use rumors!
Posted by: Axeman


Can anyone produce polling information that he's viable? if so, leave him alone.


If he can't or won't, then he should move along; that's the critical factor here.

Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (NeSSd)

428 Chris de Burgh is like Meatloaf without the singing skill

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (bcbK8)

429 46 First, Trumps DOJ indicts the POS John Kerry for treason THEN Trump begins making glass in Iran.

First things first.
---------------

This has Kerry's tongue all over it.

It was a set up and also the excuses were created by him, too.


There should be a lamp post with his **cking name on it.

Kerry is a traitor to America. Pure and simple. He should hang.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (sy5kK)

430
Think I should let 'em?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (I2dne)

-------

Dude... go for it.

I subscribed to Jonah Goldberg's new gmail newsletter venture, and it's hilarious.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (fUqBx)

431 425 CNN will "summarize the news" and send me a curated roundup every day - right to my E-Mail. Think I should let 'em?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (I2dne)


How high is your baloney tolerance level, Joe?

Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (4HMW8)

432 Oh and it wouldn't surprise me if he knew exactly what Kerry, Obama and co. have been up to. Probably word for word.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (jm1YL)

433 Why is youtube constantly showing me ads for women's soccer? These targeted ads do not seem so 'targeted.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:31 PM (ycWCI)


The lady doth protest too much, methinks ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (weya0)

434 CNN will "summarize the news" and send me a curated roundup every day - right to my E-Mail. Think I should let 'em?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (I2dne)
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Is the summary "Orangeman bad"?

I think I've already heard that one.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (DuZls)

435
Bumble. Bumble into a war.
Dipshit Schumer. What a putz.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ufFY

Worst. Haiku. Ever.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (MhYfz)

436 2 out of 10 on the Muldoon scale. See teacher after class.


Pfft. He does AABBA but he ignores the meter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (fuK7c)

437 Michelle, Michelle
A young, armless girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (Dh1wo)

438 429 There should be a lamp post with his **cking name on it.

Kerry is a traitor to America. Pure and simple. He should hang.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (sy5kK)

John Kerry : Committing Treason for 50 Years and Counting!

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (sm6Pk)

439 Fun fact. Viking ships had the rudder on the right side. This was called the styrbord, the steering board. Hence "starboard". The other side had no board, so larboard. The English inherited that as the start of their nautical tradition, decided they sounded too much alike when shouted over a storm, and replaced larboard with port, because you dock on the opposite side of your rudder unless you want to wreck it.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (J+mig)

440 "I will never back down from that job... my responsibility of maintaining the integrity of our elections, the fiscal impact of Erie County Clerk under the purview of Erie County Comptroller and I;ll never back down from that."

Mychajliw says he will then take those names and report them to federal authorities.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (jp0Bv)
+++++++++
Must be something in the water in Erie County.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (I2dne)

441 437 Michelle, Michelle
A young, armless girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (Dh1wo)

THREAD.

WINNER.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (sm6Pk)

442 Today, Orangemanbad.

Posted by: Clown News Network News Summary at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (DuZls)

443 CNN will "summarize the news" and send me a curated roundup every day - right to my E-Mail. Think I should let 'em?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (I2dne)


Definitely, because JJS's Morning Report has multi-syllabic words in it almost every day!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (AZxMX)

444 FIRMLY, PLEASE, ON MY TILLER

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (98WNR)

445

Armless but not harmless

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0819534/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (aKsyK)

446 The sidebar video is kind of a masterpiece of bizarre, funny video tropes. It is kind of amazing they managed to pack them all into one video.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (ycWCI)

447 Never having raped a woman I dont know but dont you have to beat the hell out of her to actually gain entry? If there is no resistance then it isnt rape its submission. How is rape defined and who defines it?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (bVtr0)

448 377 Meanwhile, Roy Moore has announced his bid to
once-again lose one of the heretofore safest Republican Senate seats in
the nation.



Uh, no. Just... no.


Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:20 PM

---

$50 that says he won't win the Primary.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 21, 2019 03:26 PM (JUOKG)


He's been absolutely shredded on every talk radio station all day. He may pull some votes but he ain't getting in the race. People are tired of his schtick.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (pUDQf)

449 Wow, that photo of Ivanka in the sidebar should be enough to turn Lindsey Graham bisexual at least ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (HW9h6)

450 How high is your baloney tolerance level, Joe?
Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (4HMW
+++++++++
I work for a woke corporation, so it's probably pretty high. I am tempted to let 'em do it (to a throwaway address, of course) just to see what it's like. I am thinking I'll choose "Benedict Deepbottom" for the name, if I subscribe.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (I2dne)

451 These targeted ads do not seem so 'targeted.'
They're linked to tracking your searches for "busty lesbian p0rn".

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (Dh1wo)

452 Based on that sidebar description, I knew it was going to be Don't Pay The Ferryman. What a stinker.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (PbBfs)

453 Yep. Some cons let their inner Dem come out in relation to Roy Moore--hey let's just use rumors!
Posted by: Axeman

Can anyone produce polling information that he's viable? if so, leave him alone.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at June 21, 2019 03:32 PM (NeSSd)

Don't give a flying fvck what Moore may or may-not have done 30+ years ago.

Give a whole lot of fvcks that he 3-years ago lost a lead-pipe-cinch GOP seat to a Maoist... in Alabama.

Just Fucking NO.

Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (J+cqn)

454 They had a ton of coastal craft in their "Navy" and were constantly trying to attack reflagged tankers in the Gulf that we were escorting. We got tired of it and kicked the $hit out of their "Navy" and sank pretty much everything. Then we went after their oil platforms in the Gulf and blew the snot out of them too.

Our first, last, and only response to any serious Iranian provocation should be blockade. Knock out the ports and pipelines and just leave them to rot. Once they've eaten their pets and start sizing their neighbors up for the grill, you know, the full Venezuela...

But at this point I'm not sure they're being anything more than a nuisance.

Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (8erNz)

455

I wonder when Gloria AllRed will show up with the broad claiming Trump jumped her in a dressing room? Just to lend the story some real credibility

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (OLCnA)

456 The lady doth protest too much, methinks ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:33 PM (weya0)

*checks*

Still a dude. If they were busty soccer ladies, I would not have a problem.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (ycWCI)

457 Old and Busted: We'll smear Trump with Pound Me Too allegations to distinguish him from our Pure As Driven Snow candidate for President!

New Hotness: We'll smear Trump with Pound Me Too allegations to neutralize the numerous Pound Me Too allegations against our creepy candidate for President!

Posted by: Del-Aware at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (4Eo4+)

458 sidebar....Shut your whore mouth about that song! Original vid is moar better

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 21, 2019 03:37 PM (HQx/J)

459 Schumer revised his early response, now saying Trump bumbled towards peace.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2019 03:37 PM (pUDQf)

460 Why did larboard get the works?


It's nobody's business but the Turks.

Posted by: eleven at June 21, 2019 03:37 PM (tH5fk)

461 Definitely, because JJS's Morning Report has multi-syllabic words in it almost every day!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (AZxMX)
+++++++++++
The HQ is awesome, and I love the content and fun stuff during evenings and weekends. It is an all-around great place.

But Sefton's morning report might be the best news and commentary roundup on the internet. It alone is worth hitting the tip jar, let alone all the other awesomeness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:37 PM (I2dne)

462 Give a whole lot of fvcks that he 3-years ago lost a lead-pipe-cinch GOP seat to a Maoist... in Alabama.

As long as you're not giving those fucks to purported sixteen-year-olds, I'm in agreement. He's damaged goods and that's all that matters.

Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:37 PM (8erNz)

463 449 Wow, that photo of Ivanka in the sidebar should be enough to turn Lindsey Graham bisexual at least ...
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (HW9h6)

Graham is doing the teenage dude walk with eyes straight ahead with the internal monologue of 'don't go full boner.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:38 PM (ycWCI)

464 Very foolish of Roy Moore...DJT gave him a chance last time, endorsed (against McConnell), campaigned for him (I think) -- couldn't pull it out. GOPe and DJT united front against him now, no chance. him running ONLY causes damage, reveals who he is and what he's about.

Posted by: Shattered Credibility Lawfirm, LLC. - Clients wanted! DC NYC LA at June 21, 2019 03:38 PM (sqqD4)

465

The pullback by Trump (or whoever advised it) was brilliant. Simple reverse psychology; none of that 3D chess stuff.

The Iranians, if they indeed were trying to provoke, will have to now CLEARLY provoke.

The Dems and Chiquita Kruschev, et al, MUST now oppose their enemy Trump and call FOR attacks and criticize him for backing down. So, when the Mullahs try to do worst the Dems can't criticize a response.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 21, 2019 03:38 PM (rXie1)

466 461 Definitely, because JJS's Morning Report has multi-syllabic words in it almost every day!

JJ is goddam Old Faithful. You can hear the bubbling all night, then out comes a burst of steam, and suddenly we're hosed with content.

Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:38 PM (8erNz)

467 How did I not think of Michelle, Michelle? I even pointed out that The Muted Heart was a Seinfeld movie. Well played, andy.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:38 PM (oZ6kz)

468 447 Never having raped a woman I dont know but dont you have to beat the hell out of her to actually gain entry? If there is no resistance then it isnt rape its submission. How is rape defined and who defines it?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (bVtr0)

Rape is defined situationally and by women. Guy and girl are drunk? Rape. Girl feels regret? Rape. So on and so forth. Short of penetration with an object it's hard for a guy to get a case against a girl.

Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (EV0u2)

469 But Sefton's morning report might be the best news and commentary roundup on the internet. It alone is worth hitting the tip jar, let alone all the other awesomeness.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:37 PM (I2dne)


True dat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (AZxMX)

470 Wow, that photo of Ivanka in the sidebar should be enough to turn Lindsey Graham bisexual at least ...

*

Remember the years from 2008- 2016 when you couldn't walk 12 feet in a store without seeing "Delts" Obama on every other women's magazine cover?

Posted by: Azathoth at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (x2PE6)

471 Graham is doing the teenage dude walk with eyes straight ahead with the internal monologue of 'don't go full boner.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 21, 2019 03:38 PM (ycWCI)
++++++++++
I really wish I still had books to carry. It would make this easier if I could use them to block.
- L. Graham, against all odds

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (I2dne)

472 Andrew McClain called Roy Moore an attention whore on the radio today.

I lol'ed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (pUDQf)

473 I'm kind of into the sex with amputees thing.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

474 I'll choose "Benedict Deepbottom" for the name, if I subscribe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (I2dne)


Heh. Might as well troll them while you're at it.

Posted by: Emmie at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (4HMW8)

475 452
Based on that sidebar description, I knew it was going to be Don't Pay The Ferryman. What a stinker.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 21, 2019

*
*
. . .
Why does everybody hate the song? I don't care for the video, but the creepy tone and the fast motion of the song were, and are, good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:40 PM (ClOmq)

476 468
So then, rape is a meaningless term.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:40 PM (bVtr0)

477 Wow, that photo of Ivanka in the sidebar should be enough to turn Lindsey Graham bisexual at least ...
----

agreed.

Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2019 03:40 PM (G0vdT)

478 How is rape defined and who defines it?


Whoopi Goldberg

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 03:40 PM (88+cf)

479 but dont you have to beat the hell out of her

***

Now you see THAT is rape-rape

Posted by: Whoopi at June 21, 2019 03:40 PM (F47OB)

480 Yeah, they cut off Michelle's arm and then you Cry, Cry Again.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:41 PM (Dh1wo)

481 435
Bumble. Bumble into a war.
Dipshit Schumer. What a putz.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 02:49 PM (ufFY

Worst. Haiku. Ever.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 03:34 PM (MhYfz)

Fine, try this:

Sleazy Senator:
"Bumble, bumble into war."
Dipshit Schumer: Putz.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

482 CPUSA sidebar said they are glad AOC has normalized socialism. Guess they are also glad the homelessness of LA and shit in the streets of San Fran normalizes the despair, hopelessness, and decay of society under also socialist regimes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 03:41 PM (JFO2v)

483 Sleazy Senator:
"Bumble, bumble into war."
Dipshit Schumer: Putz.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++++
We don't appreciate this use of our name.

Posted by: Bumble, the "Feminist Tinder" at June 21, 2019 03:42 PM (I2dne)

484 I'm throwing my hat into the ring.

Posted by: Roy Bean at June 21, 2019 03:42 PM (vtcmf)

485 If you're actually being "raped" in a dressing room your going to scream or yell. Unless she raped him. The whole story is laughable.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 21, 2019 03:42 PM (RBOtF)

486 Wow, that photo of Ivanka in the sidebar should be enough to turn Lindsey Graham bisexual at least ...

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (HW9h6)
........

*madly scrolling sidebar*

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

487 So then, rape is a meaningless term.

No, it's not like 'climate change', because while it may range from he-said-she-said to absolute horrid brutality, there is a threshold in there somewhere.

There are women who think that every guy they turned their beer goggles on is a rapist, and they should be shamed for it.

But there are also absolute shitheel dudes out there.

Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:42 PM (8erNz)

488 I think y'all all know my position on casus belli to stomp on Iran: any stick will do.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 02:54 PM (La5SJ)

I'd be all for regime change in Iran. Find a new candidate for Shah, a practical hard-ass guy like Franco or Pinochet. Let him start a "popular uprising" somewhere in Iran, and back him as the "peoples' choice". On some conditions: free market economy, he makes Zoroastrianism the state religion of Persia, but allows Christians and Jews to flourish, and that he suppresses islam totally. As totally as other religions are suppressed in Saudi.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (WG6O9)

489 Don't pay the ferryman!
Don't even set a price!
Don't pay the ferryman
Until he gets you to the other side!

Posted by: The song Justice Thomas plays for RBG at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (RD7QR)

490 Never having raped a woman I dont know but dont you have to beat the hell out of her to actually gain entry? If there is no resistance then it isnt rape its submission. How is rape defined and who defines it?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (bVtr0)
---
Neither have I, but I don't know about you, but my wife gets mad at me that she can't budge me unless I allow it.

She can't even change the position of my arm ... unless she plays dirty and starts tickling.

Posted by: Clown News Network News Summary at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (DuZls)

491 I'm kind of into the sex with amputees thing.
How you doin'?

Posted by: Caitlyn Marie Jenner at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (Dh1wo)

492 Definitely, because JJS's Morning Report has multi-syllabic words in it almost every day!



JJ is goddam Old Faithful. You can hear the bubbling all night,
then out comes a burst of steam, and suddenly we're hosed with content.
>>
Where do I sign up?

Posted by: Mayor B at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (9753m)

493 449 Wow, that photo of Ivanka in the sidebar should be enough to turn Lindsey Graham bisexual at least ...
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 21, 2019 03:35 PM (HW9h6)

I moved

Posted by: Miss Lindseys Penis at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (JFO2v)

494 38 Funny how they were all coordinated and ready to go.
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 02:50 PM (EV0u2)'

Funny how they are more coordinated with the media than the Department of Defense.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (Uy5ux)

495 Why does everybody hate the song? I don't care for the video, but the creepy tone and the fast motion of the song were, and are, good.

***

I just hate it because they refuse to fix a price

Posted by: Friedrich Hayek at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (F47OB)

496 Down below did Kerry get into a fight with Iranians or exercise equipment?

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2019 03:44 PM (BbGew)

497 There's also the point about the columnist woman that she was 52 when this allegedly happened. Oh, sure. Right. Trump has been able to land young hot women for decades -- emphasis on the young and hot. Why would he consider this prune-faced creature to be exciting?

That is, she's certainly prune-faced now. I'm reasonably sure she would have been in 1996.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:44 PM (ClOmq)

498 491 How you doin'?
Posted by: Caitlyn Marie Jenner at June 21, 2019 03:43 PM (Dh1wo)

Why the hell isn't Brucelyn in jail for the person Xe killed?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 03:44 PM (sm6Pk)

499 DON'T RAPE THE FERRYMAN

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:44 PM (oZ6kz)

500

I had a young goat herd shave my balls for this?

Posted by: Zombi Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ruhollah Khomeini at June 21, 2019 03:44 PM (UFLLM)

501 Posted by: DocJ at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (J+cqn)

The Alabama voters had everything to do with that loss. I don't care if Moore runs in a primary . That's what they're for. Unless Alabama voters again go retard on voting or not voting, he won't be the nominee.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (e46OR)

502 Clicked on the 80's mystery link. What was more interesting was the video below, "Copperhead Road". Hadn't listened to that one in ages.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (jm1YL)

503 I'll also admit to actually liking that stupid song.

But not Lady in Red. God no.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (oZ6kz)

504
Rape is defined situationally and by women. Guy
and girl are drunk? Rape. Girl feels regret? Rape. So on and so forth.
Short of penetration with an object it's hard for a guy to get a case
against a girl.


Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:39 PM (EV0u2)
I guess in this case the clever writer lady couldn't shout or anything because...shock, surprise, alarm. Shock, awe, amazement. It takes such a long time to yell or scream or shout you know and she just didn't have time.

And we have the requisite 'hearsay' evidence of friends she told at the time.

And Bergdorf has no security footage to deny or verify it occurred, so using the Mueller rule, we can't prove Trump DIDN'T do it so, he did it.

All righty then. Sure makes her look strong and brave though, don't it?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (37IEG)

505 Da fuq?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yydxapy7

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (vg8iE)

506 Ivanka would look fab in sack cloth and ashes.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (bVtr0)

507 Beware of ballsack ticks.

Posted by: Roy Bean at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (vtcmf)

508 Our first, last, and only response to any serious Iranian provocation should be blockade. Knock out the ports and pipelines and just leave them to rot.
Posted by: JEM


Oh, we can do a far sight better than that.

Confiscate any all assets of any company outside of Iran doing business with the regime. And send drones to kill their CEOs for fun.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (DrqHq)

509 I'm kind of into the sex with amputees thing.
Posted by: Inspector Krogh


Double leg amputee makes for an easier spinner.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (tBimT)

510 499 DON'T RAPE THE FERRYMAN
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:44 PM (oZ6kz)

At least don't do it twice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:46 PM (bcbK8)

511 All righty then. Sure makes her look strong and brave though, don't it?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (37IEG)
+++++++++++
No. Like a lying opportunist playing a game of attempted character assassination as a part of a cynical retread of a once-failed identical playbook, though? It definitely makes her look like that.

Posted by: Bumble, the at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (I2dne)

512 Check out the look on the guy's face walking directly behind Ivanka.

That's the look of a man engraving something on his cerebral cortex with a laser.

Posted by: Azathoth at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (x2PE6)

513 Finally found the Ivanka pic.
Holy shitballs, Batman.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

514 Everybody with earworms need to listen to Dead of Night by Orville Peck

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (F47OB)

515 I'll also admit to actually liking that stupid song.

But not Lady in Red. God no.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (oZ6kz)
---
x2.

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (DuZls)

516 $50 that says he won't win the Primary.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


We should be so lucky. There's a reason the SOB won the nom last time. (Several, but most are in play.) Remember, this is the same state that produced George f'n Wallace. Alabamians tend to get ornery about certain things.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (AM1GF)

517 Wasn't Copperhead Road a 90's song?
*runs to check*

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 21, 2019 03:48 PM (a4qVe)

518 And send drones to kill their CEOs for fun.


Were I President, an unfortunate accident would have befallen every member of the board of Mitsubishi when they sold our propeller machining tech to the Chinese.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:48 PM (La5SJ)

519 Lady in Red


I don't hate Lady in Red, tho

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK8)

520 Finally found the Ivanka pic.
Holy shitballs, Batman.
Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
++++++++
She's so fine it took me several looks before I noticed that the shoulder-pads-and-cloak thing she is wearing is preposterous. The dress itself though sure does show her off nicely.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:48 PM (I2dne)

521 Ivanka is going for the "sexy royalty" look I guess ... maybe not appropriate for her official position, but maybe she likes the attention, trying to upstage Melania? Has she gotten any more great China deals lately, as China tries to influence Trump?

Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 03:49 PM (Cus5s)

522 Wasn't Copperhead Road a 90's song?

***

That was on the Caddyshack soundtrack

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 21, 2019 03:49 PM (F47OB)

523 There's a reason the SOB won the nom last time.


And that reason was Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:49 PM (La5SJ)

524 Wow, that photo of Ivanka in the sidebar

>>
Daddy's DeathStar Is fully operational and comes with TWO turrets

Posted by: Mayor B at June 21, 2019 03:49 PM (9753m)

525 497 There's also the point about the columnist woman that she was 52 when this allegedly happened. Oh, sure. Right. Trump has been able to land young hot women for decades -- emphasis on the young and hot. Why would he consider this prune-faced creature to be exciting?

I know a little Japanese woman who's fifteen years older than my sorry AARP-aged ass and I'd hit her in a minute. She's retired, well-off, works out three hours a day, hard as a rock, cute as a button, weighs 100 lb.

She's also married and I wouldn't put mine or hers at risk even if...


Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (8erNz)

526 ( heading to sidebar)

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (BbGew)

527 huh, that was weird. Cut off some of my post. Probably related to the > sign

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (bcbK8)

528 There's a reason the SOB won the nom last time.


And that reason was Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:49 PM (La5SJ)

I thought he was part of the reason the SOB lost the election?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (e46OR)

529 Mitsubishi when they sold our propeller machining tech to the Chinese.

Excuse me, it was to the Russians.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (La5SJ)

530 @JabbaLeChat
Jun 16
Replying to @peterawolf @PeteNorth303
Ivanka will look sooo much better in a upstate New York DOC orange boiler suit...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (I2dne)

531 Anyway, was saying that 'You were Wonderful Tonight' is better than 'Lady in Red'

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (bcbK8)

532 ''Wasn't Copperhead Road a 90's song?
*runs to check*''

May have been but it was front and center under the mystery link on YouTube so I played it instead.

Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (jm1YL)

533 That's not the original video for Don't Pay the Ferryman.

Posted by: Rihar at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (+PABY)

534 I'm not going to bother with the link because it's to a leftie Canadian TV network but...

"A judge has ordered an investigation into the decision to dismiss all charges against actor Jussie Smollett."

Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (Dh1wo)

535 Drops in the Ocean:

@MSNBC

DEVELOPING: ICE plans raids in multiple cities Sunday, targeting up to 2,000 immigrants.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (DrqHq)

536 Chris DeBurgh had a good voice and his songs were pretty good. He's in the same league, musically, as Christopher Cross, I would say.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (weya0)

537 "Impeachment" must be doing poorly for the Dems to trot out the "rape victim(s)" so early.

Posted by: Revenant at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (byJfm)

538 Da fuq?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yydxapy7

Posted by: bicentennialguy


Either this is someone's bad joke going too far, or the Air Force just needs a serious weeding. (I acknowledge "and" may be the correct answer here.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (AM1GF)

539
I know a little Japanese woman who's fifteen
years older than my sorry AARP-aged ass and I'd hit her in a minute.
She's retired, well-off, works out three hours a day, hard as a rock,
cute as a button, weighs 100 lb.



She's also married and I wouldn't put mine or hers at risk even if...







Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (8erNz)
So everything this aged dried up lying hag is not then, yes?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (37IEG)

540 My Search for the One-Armed Woman

Posted by: Richard Kimball M.D. at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (a4EWo)

541 530 @JabbaLeChat
Jun 16
Replying to @peterawolf @PeteNorth303
Ivanka will look sooo much better in a upstate New York DOC orange boiler suit...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (I2dne)

This kind of hate is scary. (Our hate, on the other hand, is funny. So there.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (RD7QR)

542 Drops in the Ocean:

@MSNBC

DEVELOPING: ICE plans raids in multiple cities Sunday, targeting up to 2,000 immigrants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (DrqHq)
+++++++++++++
Have to start somewhere.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (I2dne)

543
And that reason was Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:49 PM (La5SJ)

I thought he was part of the reason the SOB lost the election?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 21, 2019 03:50 PM (e46OR)

Both.

Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (EV0u2)

544 Well worth the trip

Posted by: Skip at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (BbGew)

545 Confiscate any all assets of any company outside of Iran doing business with the regime. And send drones to kill their CEOs for fun.

I've long felt, back into Bush 43 years, that any Iranian RG/Quds/whatever found outside Iran should just be killed.

Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (8erNz)

546 I thought he was part of the reason the SOB lost the election?


He was both, but actually, I hang the loss in the general on our other senator, Richard Shelby, telling the Republican voters to do write-ins rather than to vote for the nominee of his party.

I wrote him and told him that I will take that option when he is our nominee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (La5SJ)

547 505 Da fuq?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yydxapy7
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 03:45 PM (vg8iE)

So incel is just a loser who cant get laid?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (JFO2v)

548 Wow, that photo of Ivanka in the sidebar
........

The look on Graham's face:
Gee, think I maybe joined the wrong team.

Posted by: wth at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

549 DEVELOPING: ICE plans raids in multiple cities Sunday, targeting up to 2,000 immigrants.

Is this a 'self-deport' thing? I'm glad I'm not driving I-5 this weekend.

Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (8erNz)

550 There's a reason the SOB won the nom last time.


And that reason was Mitch McConnell.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

I thought he was part of the reason the SOB lost the election?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation man


Both. He created the monster by his clumsiness in supporting Luther Strange, then had a hand in putting it down to clean up his mistake.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (AM1GF)

551 I don't hate Lady in Red, tho

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK
---
Neither do I, really. It was seriously overplayed though.

... seriously....

Posted by: Axeman at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (DuZls)

552 huh, that was weird. Cut off some of my post. Probably related to the > sign
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



It does that with that sign. Wipes everything to the right of it. Found that out the hard way one day.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (tBimT)

553 Drops in the Ocean:

@MSNBC

DEVELOPING: ICE plans raids in multiple cities Sunday, targeting up to 2,000 immigrants.
======

They left out the word "illegal"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (vg8iE)

554 Is this a 'self-deport' thing? I'm glad I'm not driving I-5 this weekend.
Posted by: JEM


Expect a shitload of couches on the sides of roads Friday.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:54 PM (DrqHq)

555 I don't hate Lady in Red, tho

Gene Wilder was annoying in it. If you took Gene Wilder out it would have been a pretty good movie.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 21, 2019 03:54 PM (weya0)

556 So incel is just a loser who cant get laid?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (JFO2v)
+++++++++++
Basically. It's just a modern take on the "angry young man" thing, with a specific reason called out. It's nonsense. "I can't get laid to save my life" != "I'm gonna kill some people." Makes for an easy, catchy headline though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 03:54 PM (I2dne)

557 545 Confiscate any all assets of any company outside of Iran doing business with the regime. And send drones to kill their CEOs for fun.

I've long felt, back into Bush 43 years, that any Iranian RG/Quds/whatever found outside Iran should just be killed.
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:52 PM (8erNz)

Israel killed so many scientist in the Nuke industry in Iran many STEM graduates took home ec. The fave was drive by in motorcycles and attach a magnetic bomb to their car.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 03:55 PM (JFO2v)

558 552 huh, that was weird. Cut off some of my post. Probably related to the > sign
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



It does that with that sign. Wipes everything to the right of it. Found that out the hard way one day.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (tBimT)

Yeah it happened to me this morning.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 03:55 PM (Ez6QX)

559 They left out the word "illegal"
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (vg8iE)
+++++++++++
NO HUMAN IS ILLEGAL, RACIST! RHEEEEEE!

Posted by: MSNBC at June 21, 2019 03:55 PM (I2dne)

560 535 Drops in the Ocean:

@MSNBC

DEVELOPING: ICE plans raids in multiple cities Sunday, targeting up to 2,000 immigrants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (DrqHq)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.

Now, all those moments will be lost in time, like drops in the ocean.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK8)

561 Based on the She Liche's story - Trump must have at least one extra pair of hands. He pins her back against a wall, pulls down her tights, gropes her, undoes his own trousers enough to get his Trumpinator out and uses some or all of it on her

Sounds like, what, 8 seconds worth of time, right? Probably faster than it takes me to type this sentence.

Yeah, she never had a chance to make a sound, well, other than whatever sound she made when he bounced her off the wall at the beginning of when 'it turned violent'.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (37IEG)

562 They left out the word "illegal"

If a Congolese, or a Vietnamese, or an Irish, scoots across the Rio Grande are they in fact a 'wetback', or is that term unique to Mexicans?

Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (8erNz)

563 My Search for the One-Armed Woman

Posted by: Richard Kimball M.D. at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (a4EWo)
.......

If you find her let me know. I can give her the name of my carpenter.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

564 How about getting on those Visa Overstays, too?


Certainly you at least have a name and a known location to look for most of those.

Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (KBp3+)

565 552 huh, that was weird. Cut off some of my post. Probably related to the > sign
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards



It does that with that sign. Wipes everything to the right of it. Found that out the hard way one day.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:53 PM (tBimT)

NOTHING is greater than pixey!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (JFO2v)

566 525
497 There's also the point about the columnist woman that she was 52
when this allegedly happened. Oh, sure. Right. Trump has been able to
land young hot women for decades -- emphasis on the young and hot. Why
would he consider this prune-faced creature to be exciting?



I know a little Japanese woman who's fifteen years older than my
sorry AARP-aged ass and I'd hit her in a minute. She's retired,
well-off, works out three hours a day, hard as a rock, cute as a button,
weighs 100 lb.


She's also married and I wouldn't put mine or hers at risk even if...
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019

*
*
. . .
Oh, sure, there are always exceptions -- thankfully. Nicole Kidman, for example, is the age now that this columnist was back then, and if I turned her down, you'd need to check my basement for pods, because I would have been possessed by aliens. I guess until we see a 1996-era pic of the columnist lady, we can't say for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (ClOmq)

567 Greetings fappers and fappees.

Wow, I haven't hear DPtF in a long time. Where was Chris DeBurgh from? Isn't he Irish or Welsh or something? I could look it up except celebratory Guinness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 03:57 PM (HaL55)

568 All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 21, 2019 03:57 PM (9753m)

569 nood

Posted by: IC at June 21, 2019 03:57 PM (a0IVu)

570 Oh, sure, there are always exceptions -- thankfully. Nicole Kidman, for example, is the age now that this columnist was back then, and if I turned her down, you'd need to check my basement for pods, because I would have been possessed by aliens. I guess until we see a 1996-era pic of the columnist lady, we can't say for sure.
=======

I would bet columnist liar, er, I mean lady, didn't look like Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kidman is paid to look like that. Columnist liar, er, I mean lady is paid to lie and agitate.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 21, 2019 03:58 PM (vg8iE)

571 535 Drops in the Ocean:

@MSNBC

DEVELOPING: ICE plans raids in multiple cities Sunday, targeting up to 2,000 immigrants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 03:51 PM (DrqHq)

Nice of them to give the illegals a heads up.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 21, 2019 03:58 PM (Ez6QX)

572 >>Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 21, 2019 03:56 PM (37IEG)


Rape is like Archery.

It takes practice to develop the necessary muscle memory to get efficient at it.

Repetition. It's the only way to truly excell at rape.

Posted by: Dominique Strauss Kahn at June 21, 2019 03:58 PM (KBp3+)

573 NOOD, Foxx on the run

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 21, 2019 03:59 PM (a4EWo)

574 If a Congolese, or a Vietnamese, or an Irish, scoots across the Rio Grande are they in fact a 'wetback', or is that term unique to Mexicans?
Posted by: JEM


I use wetback as a descriptor. Someone who swam the river and entered illegally. I don't care WTF you are, if you entered illegally.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 03:59 PM (tBimT)

575 An advice columnist (never heard of her) is claiming that in 1995 or 1996 Donald Trump sexually assaulted her in dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman. And even though her friend told her to go to the police she didn't and never said anything until now. Why now? She has a book coming out. That's just a coincidence.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Not only is she making this ridiculous claim, but the book has other stories about men who have abused her in her entire life. Um, better living through chemistry dear, stock up on some psyche meds.

Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2019 04:00 PM (oiNtH)

576 okay. so till is not a nautical term. I guess I was thinking "hand on the till" and wrongly thought that had something to do with controlling a ship.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 03:14 PM (PbpT7)

Hand on the tiller: steering the ship

Hand in the till: making money, the democrat way

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2019 04:00 PM (WG6O9)

577 Wow, that photo of Ivanka in the sidebar

A line in the Stones' Start Me Up comes to mind.

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 04:01 PM (Ydn2k)

578 ICE plans raids in multiple cities Sunday, targeting up to 2,000 immigrants.

Who cuts lawns on a Sunday?

Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 04:03 PM (Ydn2k)

579 As long as you're not giving those fucks to purported sixteen-year-olds,
I'm in agreement. He's damaged goods and that's all that matters.
=====

It worked, didn't it. (Nevada Senator extraordinaire) My cheap seats take is that he is running to clear his rep and if the GOP had the brains of a hamster, they would arrange some face-saving appointment for him and get someone younger for the Senate seat.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 21, 2019 04:04 PM (MIKMs)

580 These targeted ads do not seem so 'targeted.'
They're linked to tracking your searches for "busty lesbian p0rn".
Posted by: andycanuck at June 21, 2019 03:36 PM (Dh1wo)

The woman soccer players look more like Rachel Madcow or Ellen de Generes than busty lesbians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 21, 2019 04:13 PM (WG6O9)

581 Nice of them to give the illegals a heads up.

We'll see how busy the San Jose airport is tomorrow with southbound traffic.

Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 04:14 PM (8erNz)

582 Posted by: Cheri at June 21, 2019 04:00 PM (oiNtH)

Because Donald Trump is so desperate for interaction with women that he just pops into a dressing room to assault someone.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 21, 2019 04:25 PM (ivkO2)

583 The Lady in Red (Dress?) was originally The Man Who Loved Women with Carey Grant? Also made with John Ritter and again with Bert Reynolds.

I think there is another remake besides those.
They were all good.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 04:33 PM (W54U5)

584 No one will be held accountable. The actor and mamajama will get off with a handslap. No one is ever held accountable. Revolting.

Posted by: Chiounard at June 21, 2019 04:34 PM (ua1m6)

585 vis a vis (accent grave over the a) means "in relation to, regarding."

You'd use it like this:

"The president's war-making power may ebb and flow vis a vis Congress' own corresponding powers..."

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 04:38 PM (PbpT7)

586 I think vis a vis means "Face to face," but that's just a half-educated guess.

Update: yes, that's what it means. Related word "visage."

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 04:39 PM (PbpT7)

587 Here's a thing:

mano a mano does not mean man to man.

It just means hand to hand. Combat, that is.

Posted by: ace at June 21, 2019 04:40 PM (PbpT7)

588 Thongs should be the uniform for women's soccer.
Viewership would rise.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 21, 2019 04:48 PM (W54U5)

589 I expect the Iranians saw the BUFFs circling from Diego and the Alpha strike forming up from Abraham Lincoln. And looked out at the Indian Ocean and wondered where Ohio was lurking.

Posted by: Kipling at June 21, 2019 05:03 PM (xQJTG)

590 I do not believe anything the media is reporting. I do await action against Iran.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 21, 2019 10:07 PM (nRj4F)

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