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Democrat Doxxer, Immediately Hired by Sheila-Jackson Lee Despite being Fired for Doxxing, Gets Four Years in Prison

Now, I don't want to speculate about what Cosko's dating life might be in prison.

That I leave to garbage-bathers that specialize in that sort of thing, like National Review and Jonah Goldberg, who had a great deal of fun in speculating that the swinger Roger Stone might enjoy "swinging" in prison as well.

But I am concerned about a young man's welfare, so I do have to ask: will this upstanding young Aristocrat be bullied or abused in prison?

Let's check the evidence:

partyboy.jpg

Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine. He's got the fine features, luxurious lashes, and long, elegant swan-like neck that puts other men on notice that if you so much as look at him funny, he will bathe in your blood before the children of Babylon.

He looks like a young Randal "Tex" Cobb.

He might have to smuggle a lot of money and contraband into prison, though, to buy off his more persistent suitors.

You know, smuggle it in his tight, coltish ass-cubby.

So he got 4 years.


After growing angry over the GOP’s handling of the nomination process he posted the personal info of Graham (R-SC), Sen. Mike Lee (R-UT) and now-former Utah Sen. Orrin hosta on Wikipedia. He then released the info about Kentucky Sens. McConnell and Paul.

...

Cosko pleaded guilty to five felonies in April, including making public restricted personal information, computer fraud, witness tampering and obstruction of justice.

US District Court Judge Thomas Hogan said the sentence is intended to signal that politically driven criminal harassment will be punished severely.

"We have...a society that has become very vicious," Hogan said. "It's very concerning to the court and unfortunate that you played into that."


The sentencing comes after a second ex-Hassan aide, Samantha Deforest Davis, was charged with helping Cosko.

Well, the prosecutors sought five years, and the judge knocked one year off, despite acknowledging that we have become a vicious society and this little twink's actions are both an example of that and a potential source of inspiration for other twink sociopaths.

But judges always have to show themselves to "be fair and empathetic," at least when sentencing a well-connected rich Democrat.

With Republicans, you put them in solitary confinement and ship them off to Riker's for process crimes.

But you know, we should remain very invested in nurturing the current order and power structure. We're obviously on top of it, right? We should be the most vigorous defenders of the political/power hierarchy, because we're so clearly its primary beneficiaries.

We should continue living in our fantasy reality, pretending it's still 1986 or whatever and it's still perpetually Morning in America.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:55 PM




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1 Good

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 20, 2019 05:56 PM (O2RFr)

2 Good.

Now he can learn how to suck cock properly.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2019 05:57 PM (Z+IKu)

3 This is as close to getting anyone in jail that has been a part of the 3 year scam.

And this guy isn't even really a player.


Savor it.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 05:58 PM (sy5kK)

4 How do you know that he was doing it wrong in the first place?

Posted by: lin-duh at June 20, 2019 05:58 PM (UUBmN)

5 We all need company in here...

Posted by: Boggs at June 20, 2019 05:59 PM (BRpqW)

6 He'll get a sweet gig on the cruise boat courtesy of Capt. Kristol when he gets out I'm sure. The can always use more upstanding Semen.

Posted by: Flyguy at June 20, 2019 05:59 PM (v30M8)

7 He looks Totally Trustworthy to me.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 20, 2019 05:59 PM (xptlg)

8 He looks like Rachel Maddow's identical twin brother.

Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 20, 2019 05:59 PM (kyz/M)

9 It warms my heart knowing that this little piece of shit is going to get a LOT of bunga bunga in thw very near future.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did and traveling in CO this week at June 20, 2019 05:59 PM (hTOdG)

10 - and he doesn't remind me of Adam Schiff at all.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 20, 2019 05:59 PM (xptlg)

11 Oh, yeah. He's totally going to be someone's bitch by the end of the first day.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 20, 2019 06:00 PM (Ez6QX)

12 Four years, not five?


His stretched ass won't be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 06:00 PM (sy5kK)

13 I could be a friend to you....

Posted by: Boggs at June 20, 2019 06:00 PM (BRpqW)

14 He'll certainly get 'doxx'd' while in the slammer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2019 06:00 PM (573j3)

15 He'll be right as rain is prison.


#StormyWeather

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 20, 2019 06:00 PM (4e+hS)

16 I wish I could bulk up my neck like his.

Posted by: Adam Schiff's pencil neck at June 20, 2019 06:00 PM (Z4rgH)

17 Pound Em in the Ass Prison here we come!

Posted by: Regular joe at June 20, 2019 06:00 PM (6/uwW)

18 His prison name will be Jackson "Hole".

Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2019 06:01 PM (nLUpf)

19 Seems like a fine, upstanding fellow.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)

20 Now, what about the rest of us nobodies conservative types that get doxxed?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 20, 2019 06:01 PM (JoUsr)

21 What went wrong here? Resistance criminals aren't supposed to go down, and last I heard he was supposed to get some slap-on-the-wrist house arrest. He still got a marked-down sentence (which he would not have, had he targeted a Dem - it would have been consecutive full sentences, not concurrent reduced ones), but this is harsher punishment than that to which they are usually willing to expose Resistance criminals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 06:01 PM (I2dne)

22 He's a smug little SOB, isn't he?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 06:01 PM (Mouru)

23 US District Court Judge Thomas Hogan said the sentence is intended to signal that politically driven criminal harassment will be punished severely.

Yeah well 4 years even in Club Fed would be hard time for the above pictured fop.

So I agree that it is a severe punishment.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2019 06:01 PM (kD8Fh)

24 This guy's Prison Briefcase will soon be a Prison Duffel Bag.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:01 PM (+Tq+1)

25 DAT ASS!

Posted by: DeAndre "The Poker" Johnson at June 20, 2019 06:01 PM (4e+hS)

26 I wonder how many years of growing it took him to get to that level of mustache shadow. Not quite a peach probably closer to a nectarine in fuzz.

Posted by: bananadream at June 20, 2019 06:01 PM (l6b3d)

27 Lol..he so looks so effeminate.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

28 This asshole should have gotten a few decades in prison for this shit. There are people serving life sentences that did far less than this punk.

Posted by: Liberty at June 20, 2019 06:02 PM (3CSyt)

29
A face badly in need of a fist.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 20, 2019 06:02 PM (pNxlR)

30 We should continue living in our fantasy reality, pretending it's still 1986 or whatever and it's still perpetually Morning in America.
-----
your attitude sir, will tear this nation apart!

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 20, 2019 06:02 PM (JziUy)

31 US District Court Judge Thomas Hogan said..............




Hogan is obviously NOT a FISA judge. He is a real one.
With morals and an actual understanding of the law.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 06:02 PM (sy5kK)

32 And this guy isn't even really a player.


Savor it.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 05:58 PM (sy5kK)


He's one of the Red Guard minions, the Storm Troopers who employ high tech intimidation tactics. I consider him a player.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2019 06:02 PM (kD8Fh)

33 By prison, you mean he gets free meals and free healthcare?

Posted by: dantesed at June 20, 2019 06:02 PM (88xKn)

34 His neck is not really that long. It's called Mannerism.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2019 06:03 PM (mvenn)

35 So he got 4 years.


Cheaper than Harvard, and much more educational.

Posted by: Miklos, hoping he turns his, uh, life around at June 20, 2019 06:03 PM (QzkSJ)

36 That I leave to garbage-bathers that specialize in that sort of thing,
like National Review and Jonah Goldberg, who had a great deal of fun in
speculating that the swinger Roger Stone might enjoy "swinging" in
prison as well.

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Nice backhand on that, Ace.

Isn't funny how these guys are all "Trump is soooo vulgar! Why I NEVER!" and then they make prison rape jokes because - hey! They're hip and cool!

Pick on, jerks. Either you're the Church Lady or just a bum in second-hand pants with a potty mouth.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:03 PM (cfSRQ)

37 Btw. They will also now be prosecuting the girl who helped him.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2019 06:03 PM (nLUpf)

38 6 He'll get a sweet gig on the cruise boat courtesy of Capt. Kristol when he gets out I'm sure. The can always use more upstanding Semen.

Posted by: Flyguy at June 20, 2019 05:59 PM (v30M

His parents got pallets of cash so he'll land on his feet. He'll also likely get sent to a low or medium security prison. Think Weiner or Madoff he'll end up there. Probably Butner. I suppose there's a small chance he could end up in high security, but I doubt considering he's a twink and his parents have money. The dream of him doing four years in ADX Florence will probably be unfulfilled, sadly.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2019 06:03 PM (4ErVI)

39
But I am concerned about a young man's welfare, so I do have to ask: will this upstanding young Aristocrat be bullied or abused in prison?




The doxxer is a close relative of the snitch so I'm guessing yes.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 06:03 PM (TAmPV)

40 So will Cosko be the husband or the wife?

On the first night, I mean, not eventually.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 06:03 PM (sy5kK)

41 I'll drink a beer in solidarity with your soon to be exquisite agony.

Posted by: Justice Kavanaugh at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (BRpqW)

42 29
A face badly in need of a fist.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 20, 2019 06:02 PM (pNxlR)

That's what I was thinking. Just like Camera Hogg.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (Ez6QX)

43 He kinda looks like a Semen Somelier.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (+Tq+1)

44
It's funny how "both sides" are getting out of hand.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (a/ctn)

45 I wonder what the pillows taste like in Club Fed? Young Cosko will find out soon enough.

Posted by: Regular joe at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (6/uwW)

46 He looks like a young Randal "Tex" Cobb.

Tex Cobb at 10 was bigger than this kid is now.

Posted by: DanMan at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (XTiHL)

47 Diggstown was a fine movie and has James Woods and Tex Cobb in it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (bcbK8)

48 Meh. He'll go to a minimum security prison. He isn't going to be anyone's bitch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (gC2IV)

49 I mean, tearing apart doesn't include the gay shit, the gambling shit, the ganja shit, the socialized medicine shit, the amnesty shit, the antifa shit, the other ghey shit, and the immigration shit.

conservatives not toeing the line of losing with respect and pride (TM) will be the undoing of this nation.

after all, we're a nation of people crossing the Honduras border right now, not of what our fathers and grandfathers created.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (JziUy)

50 Now two of Sen. Maggie Hassan's staff members have pled guilty to these sordid shenanigans. Top people.
Samantha Deforest-Davis is the other one. Apparently she gave access for Cosko to get into the Senator's office to download information and pull his stunts.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (oiNtH)

51 A FEM HE ATE...................whaat!

cok-so specials this week Meatless balls....

Posted by: saf at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (5IHGB)

52 He doesn't look any gayer than this guy:

https://tinyurl.com/y4da5tcx

Yeah, I've posted it twice today, because it's so special.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC)

53 Hogan is obviously NOT a FISA judge. He is a real one.

Spending years in a German POW camp makes a man unforgiving.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (Mouru)

54 34 His neck is not really that long. It's called Mannerism.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2019 06:03 PM (mvenn)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (Ez6QX)

55 Karma. He is a butt-boy.

Really, don't be a criminal then bitch about getting caught and serving time.

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (gmo/4)

56 A face thirsty for fists.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (vhGLH)

57 Ass-cubby

--------

A sister product of the vagina-cubby where clever female cons store guns, drugs and cigarette to swap for incidentals.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 06:05 PM (jUVms)

58 Will AOC be the first to provide a conjugal visit? Or Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: WR at June 20, 2019 06:05 PM (BRpqW)

59 He'll be fine.

Posted by: Dog in fire cartoon at June 20, 2019 06:05 PM (tH5fk)

60 Cosko? More like "CockSo big it won't fit in my heiney!"

HOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: Johnny "Giggles" Podhoretz at June 20, 2019 06:05 PM (bBWfY)

61 34 His neck is not really that long. It's called Mannerism.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2019 06:03 PM (mvenn)


Modigliani was good at that.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2019 06:05 PM (kD8Fh)

62 Do we expect Maggie Hassan to put her bare titties on the glass on visitors day?

Posted by: Regular joe at June 20, 2019 06:05 PM (6/uwW)

63 I predict that this guy will be comically incompetent when he tries to make his first shiv.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 06:05 PM (Mouru)

64 He's a manlet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

65 You know, I could almost feel sorry for the kid.
(pause).
Nahhhh. Welcome to pound town my lad.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (RLiOt)

66 29
A face badly in need of a fist.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 20, 2019 06:02 PM (pNxlR)

----

Oh that's not where he's going to get the fist.

Posted by: Hooterco at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (rUECR)

67 Death by Boomba.

Posted by: Bubba - Cell blocl #9 at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (v0R5T)

68 48 Meh. He'll go to a minimum security prison. He isn't going to be anyone's bitch.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (gC2IV)

-------

Didn't they say that about Manaforte?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (jUVms)

69 P*do smile or what

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (uEbPt)

70 Really need to get writing short story idea for side-bar submission call.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (573j3)

71 Then again, the small fry go to prison while the big fish walk free.

My GAF meter is pegged at zero.

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (gmo/4)

72 62
Do we expect Maggie Hassan to put her bare titties on the glass on visitors day?

Posted by: Regular joe at June 20, 2019 06:05 PM (6/uwW)
Please, no. Not that image.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (N39Ws)

73 What would be worse?


Four years in the slammer (getting slammed), or working for Sheila Jackson-Lee?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

74 48
Meh. He'll go to a minimum security prison. He isn't going to be anyone's bitch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (gC2IV)

---
True, but he did plead guilty to five felonies.

That's going to severely restrict his career options.

Given his soft hands, I doubt he'll go into the skilled trades. I'm thinking the "servicing" industry might be an option.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (cfSRQ)

75 My knuckles bruise too easily after 20 years of desk jobs.

That's why I have an axe handle or two.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (bcbK8)

76 Walking the jaunty mile, Boss!

Posted by: Fritz at June 20, 2019 06:06 PM (kLDv+)

77 I will call him Karen.

Posted by: Bubba at June 20, 2019 06:07 PM (RRmRs)

78 So I agree that it is a severe punishment.
Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2019 06:01 PM (kD8Fh)

I do too - for one thing, remember that there's no parole in Federal Prison. 4 years is 4 YEARS.

and he's been a rich trust fund baby his entire life, never had to actually work, certain that his daddy's money could always buy his way out of anything. High Class politically connected types like him don't go to prison! That's why he was so sure he could get away with all of it.

Now the other one who's been charged for giving him access, don't think she'll get as much. I get the impression from the descriptions that he was The Brain, and she was just Pinky.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 06:07 PM (Kpl3J)

79 A sister product of the vagina-cubby where clever female cons store guns, drugs and cigarette to swap for incidentals.
Posted by: Seems Legit

The Life Savers at the bottom always taste funny.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at June 20, 2019 06:07 PM (mOcZx)

80 Now he can learn how to suck cock properly.

He figures, eh, what could a sip hurt? There will be no sipping.

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2019 06:07 PM (Zo1XC)

81 I do have to say I'll take solitary confinement over having to eat a pillow 3x a night.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2019 06:07 PM (N39Ws)

82 There is something Peter Lorre-ish about this twat.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2019 06:07 PM (kD8Fh)

83 You know, smuggle it in his tight, coltish ass-cubby

Prison wallet. They call it Keistering.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:07 PM (39g3+)

84 We talked about necks like that in the art thread the other day. It's called Mannerism and it was the rage for about twenty minutes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 06:07 PM (fuK7c)

85 Looks like he's trying to grow a mustache.
FAIL

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 06:07 PM (v0R5T)

86 o/t:

earlier i posted that the david gilmour guitar sale at christie's had brought $15 million. turns out that was before the "buyer's premium", so the total is actually $21 million +.

sorry about that.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 20, 2019 06:08 PM (Pg+x7)

87 However, he's not going to Riker's or Pelican Island, he's going to club Fed, and he's rich. He'll be untouched.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:08 PM (39g3+)

88 Expect to hear this phrase a lot. Tell daddy how you like it.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2019 06:08 PM (nLUpf)

89
Looks like he's trying to grow a mustache.

FAIL


Low T.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

90 https://youtu.be/XkB_CFi9row

Not a mating call.

Posted by: Fred Blassie at June 20, 2019 06:08 PM (FhXTo)

91 Someone gonna get "dixxed"...

Posted by: Bubba #F348293 at June 20, 2019 06:08 PM (cfSLd)

92 73 What would be worse?


Four years in the slammer (getting slammed), or working for Sheila Jackson-Lee?

Tough call.

Posted by: dantesed at June 20, 2019 06:08 PM (88xKn)

93 He's one of the Red Guard minions, the Storm Troopers who employ high tech intimidation tactics. I consider him a player.
Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2019 06:02 PM (kD8Fh)

He is a corporal, or at best, a sergeant. In their world, a pawn. Pawns are sacrificed, if you read the Chess Thread each weekend.

Comey, Clapper, Brennan, Strozk, Page, Ohr, Ohr, McCabe, Lynch, etc, etc, etc are the players.


And all will be enjoying dinner and drinks at fine establishments again this evening, as they always do.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 06:08 PM (sy5kK)

94 The thing I don't understand is how was this case adjudicated so quickly?

Why wasn't there some dossiers, reports, House and Senate committee hearings, more dossiers, more reports and sealed indictments that no one ever sees flying back and forth before this young man was sentenced?

Wow.......May 2018 until June 2019 and off to jail he goes. The prosecutor must have went off half cocked and wild eyed. He must have got lucky I guess.

Honk. honk.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2019 06:08 PM (Z+IKu)

95 But Democrats will still allow them to vote from jail.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 06:08 PM (RRmRs)

96 earlier i posted that the david gilmour guitar sale at christie's had brought $15 million. turns out that was before the "buyer's premium", so the total is actually $21 million +.

God knows I like his music and respect the man's skill but I wouldn't pay 15k for a guitar even if Jimi Hendrix' soul was in it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:08 PM (39g3+)

97 Who is putting twenty bucks on his books? Hillary? Jarrett? Booker? Anybody? Or is he just trash they dispose of? Did anyone speak good to his character at sentencing? Or did they hang him out to dry.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 06:09 PM (5u1Fw)

98 He sure got a purdy mouth, too!

Posted by: Bubba in B-27 at June 20, 2019 06:09 PM (Lz9fr)

99 Weissman, Nadler, and Schiff will be some of the names engraved on this country's tombstone.

Posted by: trev006 at June 20, 2019 06:09 PM (AKKkq)

100 Samantha Deforest-Davis is the other one.
Apparently she gave access for Cosko to get into the Senator's office to
download information and pull his stunts.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (oiNtH)

---
Two generations ago, these people would go to jail proudly, defiantly. That's because Old Leftists were tough, ready to die for the revolution.

I guarantee the list of volunteers for this sort of thing dropped by 99 percent. Even minimum security will have these people bawling their eyes out.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:09 PM (cfSRQ)

101 Why wasn't there some dossiers, reports, House and Senate committee hearings, more dossiers, more reports and sealed indictments that no one ever sees flying back and forth before this young man was sentenced?

Yeah its almost as if you can close the deal with out 2 years of investigation or something. As if justice, while slow, doesn't take THAT long.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:09 PM (39g3+)

102 So don't doxx or SWAT multiple senators. Good to know.

However, if you aren't a senator, you can still be targeted or hit with a bike lock. So if that's not justice, I don't know what is.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 20, 2019 06:09 PM (6eEQ+)

103 Modigliani neck:

https://tinyurl.com/yywfm8yq

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2019 06:10 PM (kD8Fh)

104 He looks like a young Randal "Tex" Cobb.

Tex Cobb used to hang out in Philly. He was a regular at Smoky Joe's - a Penn bar.

He was a damn good actor, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:10 PM (weya0)

105 >I wouldn't pay 15k for a guitar even if Jimi Hendrix' soul was in it.


15k is chump change for most Golden era guitars.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:10 PM (+Tq+1)

106 More than I thought he would get.

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2019 06:10 PM (AjVAj)

107 P*do smile or what

More likely the P*dee.

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2019 06:11 PM (DCYln)

108 Has anyone said "pleased to meet you, Ben" yet?

Posted by: Lance D. Boyle, M.D. - Dermatologist at June 20, 2019 06:11 PM (87EdW)

109 However, if you aren't a senator, you can still be targeted or hit with a bike lock. So if that's not justice, I don't know what is.

Justice wears a blindfold not so she cannot see what the hell is going on, but to represent that she doesn't care who the people involved are, only the facts. Well Justice has ripped that sucker off and has a the sword out for money to be skewered on it like a shishkebob now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)

110 I drive through Seagoville, just south of Dallas, every couple of weeks. One of the big executive level prisons is there, right on the side of 175. That's where Edwin Edwards got to spend some time. It may be minimum security, but it's still got 20 foot tall cyclone fences all the way round, with cyclone wire on top. It doesn't look like a place you'd want to go sit for 4 years.

and think about being early in your 20's, you got money, connections, you could do anything - that's a hell of a time in your life to be put on ice for 4 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 06:11 PM (Kpl3J)

111 I've never seen a more punchable face.

Posted by: Redenzo at June 20, 2019 06:11 PM (14qvS)

112 15k is chump change for most Golden era guitars.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:10 PM (+Tq+1)


"chump" being the operative word.



j/k I get collecting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (weya0)

113 We're ruled by judges now aren't we?

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD and Ancient Aliens at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (Cczdz)

114 And in 4 months they will be begging for his release due to frail health. Near death, he is.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (dNzKv)

115 There is justice in Washington.

If the right people say so.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (oVJmc)

116 Coscko " If I could just have one more soy latte "

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (/f7eN)

117 You are a felon now

No guns and no voting...

Posted by: Yo! at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (1XAal)

118 Four years, not five?

His stretched ass won't be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 06:00 PM (sy5kK)


He'll only fart in his dreams.

Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (Y8PSl)

119 If he really is rich, he can buy protection in prison. The cost will be high and the protection can be less than stable at times.

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (gmo/4)

120 Is he being sent to a concentration camp?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (dNzKv)

121 Then get over here and suck your wife's dick.

Posted by: Just the punchline at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (gC2IV)

122 Swan-like neck -- just like the Mannerist painters!

See? The HQ is educational!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (Dh1wo)

123 Four years in the slammer (getting slammed), or working for Sheila Jackson-Lee?

Tough call.
Posted by: dantesed

I'd take my chances on the slammer with Large Marge and Bad Betty over Jackson-Lee. There is a reason she is consistently cited for being hell on wheels to work for.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:13 PM (oiNtH)

124 I've never seen a more punchable face.
Posted by: Redenzo

Hmmph!
*flounces off*

Posted by: David Hogg at June 20, 2019 06:13 PM (mOcZx)

125 In amusing zoo news, one of the free-roaming peacocks that continually squawk in the most annoying way possible in the Portland Zoo flew into the lion enclosure, with predictable results.

The local news is all teary eyed at the lion getting a fresh meal for once.

Seriously, peacocks sound like a cross between yoko ono and fingernails on chalk, and they cry out constantly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:13 PM (39g3+)

126 Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2019 06:11 PM (DCYln)


Many of them were

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2019 06:13 PM (uEbPt)

127 Well if you looked at the complaining indictment from the capital police, it lists 7 clear violations of statutes that should have landed him in prison for up to 50 years.

So this turd got one hell of wrist slap from the DOJ, he'll be out in a year if not less.

I suppose this is the best we can expect in our two tiered justice system.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 20, 2019 06:13 PM (KE4PJ)

128 I can predict what will happen to him. The warden will start trusting him to keep the books on all the graft he's collecting from local businesses and road construction outfits, and the next thing you know, the guy's down in Zihuatenejo trying to fix up a boat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 06:13 PM (Mouru)

129 He'll do 2 years and be out.

Posted by: Ha at June 20, 2019 06:14 PM (MAstk)

130 Hogan is an interesting Judge. Appointed by Reagan, former FISC Judge (Contreras took his place), 81. Don't think he likes the new way of doing business in Politics Land.

Posted by: Ever at June 20, 2019 06:14 PM (ZZDMQ)

131 Pajama Boy Goes to Prison

or:

The Longest Yard Up His Butt

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 06:14 PM (v0R5T)

132 Cosko pleaded guilty to five felonies in April, including making public restricted personal information, computer fraud, witness tampering and obstruction of justice.

US District Court Judge Thomas Hogan said the sentence is intended to signal that politically driven criminal harassment will be punished severely.


How about piling some state charges on top of this? He deserves it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:14 PM (weya0)

133 and think about being early in your 20's, you got
money, connections, you could do anything - that's a hell of a time in
your life to be put on ice for 4 years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 06:11 PM (Kpl3J)

---
Agreed.

He want from wandering the Capitol to being in the joint with guys who write bad checks and commit insurance fraud. Not exactly luxury.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)

134 If he really is rich, he can buy protection in prison. The cost will be high and the protection can be less than stable at times.

Its less of an issue in federal prisons too. And he's not going to exactly be shut in with the hardened badasses. This guy isn't going where gang bangers go.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:14 PM (39g3+)

135 Suicide by Lion.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:14 PM (oiNtH)

136 He'll do 2 years and be out.

Posted by: Ha at June 20, 2019 06:14 PM (MAstk)
.......

That's a whole lot of surprise anal.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

137 17
Pound Em in the Ass Prison here we come!

Posted by: Regular joe at June 20, 2019 06:00 PM (6/uwW)

He'll most likely go to a low-security camp. So no.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2019 06:15 PM (rnXGe)

138 113 We're ruled by judges now aren't we?

Posted by: shibumi, eagerly awaiting SMOD and Ancient Aliens at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (Cczdz)

In fact, I could make a real good case that now, the Congress is just a joke Reality Show that doesn't really have much to do with anything, and the Supreme Court is the actual legislature that makes all the laws we live by.

And it's the Bureacracy that actually runs everything on a day to day basis. You think you get to vote for the people who run your life? HA!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 06:15 PM (Kpl3J)

139 Cosco will require the protection of either the Aryan Nation or the NoI. Either one will be doing buttstuff with him. So he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2019 06:15 PM (qBNEP)

140 He looks like he cornered the market on smug.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:15 PM (ptqGC)

141 Seriously, peacocks sound like a cross between yoko ono and fingernails on chalk, and they cry out constantly
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:13 PM (39g3+)

---

Hubs and I lived in an apartment complex in Makaha that had peacocks.

I hated those things.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 06:15 PM (RU4sa)

142 So this turd got one hell of wrist slap from the DOJ, he'll be out in a year if not less.

Meh, he only doxxed politicians. The injustice is that people who do it to ordinary people don't pay a higher price.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:16 PM (39g3+)

143 Will this impact his standing with the Whiffenpoofs? Oh heaven forefend!

Posted by: Regular joe at June 20, 2019 06:16 PM (6/uwW)

144
The guy was trying to derail a republican judge so I doubt he has anything to worry about in prison.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 06:16 PM (TAmPV)

145 >>>140 He looks like he cornered the market on smug.


Ethan Van Sciver always points out that they NEVER smile, but ALWAYS smirk.

Always with that air of superiority, but never with the friendliness of a smile.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

146 Is it just me, or does young Cosco bear a considerable resemblance to Mayor Buttplug?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 06:16 PM (Jzd7W)

147 Oh I think 4 years is going to seem like a lifetime to that special boy. Wonder if Sheila will visit every week. Of course it all depends on what type of prison he's assigned to. If he goes to one of those minimum security type institutions his biggest worry might be rough scratchy sheets and toilet paper.

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2019 06:16 PM (jm1YL)

148 High Class politically connected types like him don't go to prison! That's why he was so sure he could get away with all of it.


He wasn't sure. That's why he threatened to release info on senators' kids.

Posted by: Miklos, a measure of justice at June 20, 2019 06:16 PM (QzkSJ)

149 129
He'll do 2 years and be out.

Posted by: Ha at June 20, 2019 06:14 PM (MAstk)

---
But he'll still be a felon, which means he can't do all he high-status gigs he figured he was set for.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)

150 and the next thing you know, the guy's down in Zihuatenejo trying to fix up a boat


That's the only false note in that movie. "Red, if you ever get out of here I could use you in Tewhatanaiilo".

"Where?"

"Zihuatenejo"

"How do you spell that?"

"Q U E T Z O C O A T L"

"And it's where again?"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (fuK7c)

151 Hold my beer.

Posted by: A Peacock at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (gC2IV)

152 132
Cosko pleaded guilty to five felonies in April, including making
public restricted personal information, computer fraud, witness
tampering and obstruction of justice.



US District Court Judge Thomas Hogan said the sentence is intended
to signal that politically driven criminal harassment will be punished
severely.



How about piling some state charges on top of this? He deserves it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:14 PM (weya0)
Especially since SCOTUS just ruled that state charges for the same crime at the federal level does not constitute double jeopardy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (N39Ws)

153 He may do two years and out but by that time he will have been butt-fucked so much his navel will have gone from an inny to an outty.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (/f7eN)

154 Suicide by Lion.

All the other peacocks made fun of him because he was albino!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (39g3+)

155 he will bathe in your blood before the children of Babylon.

Classic ace is the best ace.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (LL1Be)

156 And, the defense attorneys (I read somewhere) thought the sweet little bird was going to only do 2 years (incarcerated), so maybe Hogan was tougher on him, than it appeared.

Posted by: Ever at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (ZZDMQ)

157 In fact, I could make a real good case that now, the Congress is just a joke Reality Show that doesn't really have much to do with anything, and the Supreme Court is the actual legislature that makes all the laws we live by.


Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 06:15 PM (Kpl3J)


Already done by the wise, empathetic latina sitting on the SCOTUS:

"The court of appeals is where policy is made."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (weya0)

158 I know people do about 85% of their time on federal charges but he'll be out in 2 years.

Posted by: Ha at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (MAstk)

159 Hopefully some convicted perv has always wanted to fuck teenage Mr. Bean.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

160 My sister was living in Miami when hurricane Andrew hit. The local zoo, monkey jungle, etc. were badly damaged.

She had peacocks, monkeys, parrots, you name it in her neighborhood (Coconut Grove) for years. Between the peacocks screeching and the parrots, it was interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (ptqGC)

161 The judge and lawyers decide how much time he has to do, he decides how to do the time. You don't want prison guards deciding which prisoners they personally are going to punish by putting them in dangerous environments. The guards are not qualified to issue punishment for the behavior that got them in prison. They should only be involved in punishment for their behavior in prison.

Posted by: Anchovy at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (srWwQ)

162 >>>Its less of an issue in federal prisons too.

Federal prison is no picnic. A guy who went inside told me, pick the biggest guy you see and punch him in the face the first ten minutes you're there. Then they'll know, you're no one's bitch.

Posted by: The Black Lawyer from Office Space at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (PbpT7)

163 @142
What do you suppose the sentence would be if say a staffer for Ted Cruz doxxed some democrats?

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 20, 2019 06:18 PM (KE4PJ)

164 117 You are a felon now

No guns and no voting...
Posted by: Yo! at June 20, 2019 06:12 PM (1XAal)


Now he just has to say he is a politically oppressed El Salvadoran and he will be welcome in California.

Voting yes, but he will have to buy his gun from the black market, like everyone else.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 06:18 PM (sy5kK)

165 Four years, not five?


His stretched ass won't be able to tell the difference.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 06:00 PM (sy5kK)

10 bucks says he goes to a Club Fed facility.

Burn it all down.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 06:18 PM (sZzDP)

166 Damnit. Wish I'd known Gilmour's black Strat was up for auction.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 06:18 PM (MVjcR)

167 Does a monkey throw its poop or what?

Posted by: Yo! at June 20, 2019 06:18 PM (1XAal)

168 He'll do 2 years and be out.
Posted by: Ha

Some in the horde say that a Federal sentence you don't get early releases. I don't know.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:18 PM (oiNtH)

169 It's like Wesley Crusher goes to prison in Rura Penthe

Posted by: WR at June 20, 2019 06:18 PM (BRpqW)

170 139 Cosco will require the protection of either the Aryan Nation or the NoI. Either one will be doing buttstuff with him. So he's got that going for him.


...


AB or NLR.

Posted by: Ha at June 20, 2019 06:19 PM (MAstk)

171
What do you suppose the sentence would be if say a staffer for Ted Cruz doxxed some democrats?



The only sentence I'd have for that would be "Fuckin' A, Bubba."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 06:19 PM (oVJmc)

172 >>>Hubs and I lived in an apartment complex in Makaha that had peacocks. I hated those things.<<<

All non-native peacocks should be slaughtered for cat food. Vile creatures.

Posted by: Fritz at June 20, 2019 06:19 PM (kLDv+)

173 Its less of an issue in federal prisons too. And
he's not going to exactly be shut in with the hardened badasses. This
guy isn't going where gang bangers go.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:14 PM (39g3+)
---
Are you saying white collar criminals won't smack him around?

I mean, look at him!

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:19 PM (cfSRQ)

174 Oh I think 4 years is going to seem like a lifetime to that special boy

Yeah, even though he won't serve the full term. Its gonna seem like forever to a pampered, special snowflake his age.

But gleeful comments here aside, he's not going to be passed around like a feeb-shaped onahole.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:19 PM (39g3+)

175 I'm going to show Jackson my O face. You know, Oh, Oh, Oh, ohhhhhhh!

Posted by: Drew from Office Space, Now in Federal Prison on a Sex Crime Beef at June 20, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7)

176 Ethan Van Sciver always points out that they NEVER smile, but ALWAYS smirk.

Always with that air of superiority, but never with the friendliness of a smile.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)


When they DO smile, the eyes don't. That's a smug tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

177 ''What do you suppose the sentence would be if say a staffer for Ted Cruz doxxed some democrats?''

Life

Posted by: Tuna at June 20, 2019 06:20 PM (jm1YL)

178 161 The judge and lawyers decide how much time he has to do, he decides how to do the time. You don't want prison guards deciding which prisoners they personally are going to punish by putting them in dangerous environments. The guards are not qualified to issue punishment for the behavior that got them in prison. They should only be involved in punishment for their behavior in prison.

Posted by: Anchovy at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (srWwQ)

While I'd prefer that Prison Rape wasn't a thing, I know I'm in the minority on that.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2019 06:20 PM (pgXNG)

179 >>Voting yes, but he will have to buy his gun from the black market, like everyone else.


Or, the internet.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 20, 2019 06:20 PM (+Tq+1)

180
Wait, what?

He plead Guilty? And got 4 years?

So that was his "deal," then. Guilty in exchange for 4 years, probably serve 18 months.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 06:20 PM (TSwkj)

181 129
He'll do 2 years and be out.

Posted by: Ha at June 20, 2019 06:14 PM (MAstk)


I thought that in the Federal pen you do the entire sentence: no parole, no time off for good behavior, no time off even for fabulous behavior.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 06:20 PM (Jzd7W)

182 Federal prison is no picnic. A guy who went inside told me, pick the biggest guy you see and punch him in the face the first ten minutes you're there. Then they'll know, you're no one's bitch.
Posted by: The Black Lawyer from Office Space at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (PbpT7)

You're not familiar with the prisons with tennis courts, jogging tracks and the like?

Go read up on Bernie Madoff's home.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 06:20 PM (sZzDP)

183 Need to start a GoFundMe page called "Crisco for Cosko". This laddie is about to get bent.

Posted by: jagamo at June 20, 2019 06:20 PM (ZnVDo)

184 His family is very wealthy and connected.


Whoever runs the yard will be paid off bigly.

Posted by: Ha at June 20, 2019 06:20 PM (MAstk)

185 He'll probably do most of his sentence. I think you have to do 85% of it if memory serves.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2019 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

186 145 Ethan Van Sciver always points out that they NEVER smile, but ALWAYS smirk.

Always with that air of superiority, but never with the friendliness of a smile.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)

I know I'm nobody, but I've been bitching about smug, dismissive smirks for over 25% of my lifetime now.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2019 06:21 PM (pgXNG)

187 Between the peacocks screeching and the parrots, it was interesting.

I've never been, but supposedly jungles are loud with that kinda crap in the daytime, and even more loud at night. Screaming and roaring and screeching and howling and moaning and worse. All night long.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)

188 Watch yer corn hole dude!

Posted by: Lawrence, Office Space at June 20, 2019 06:21 PM (gmo/4)

189 Ow

Posted by: A Peacock at June 20, 2019 06:21 PM (gC2IV)

190 Wasn't this the dude who's who had negotiated some kind of private treatment arrangement? Good to see the judge kicked that can do the corner.

He's the son of the CEO of one of the largest construction firms around here who used to throw large amounts of money at a local Catholic high school.

Posted by: JEM at June 20, 2019 06:21 PM (8erNz)

191 Supreme Court just kicked the obnoxious militant atheists in the teeth.


#lolgetfkd you Antifa rejects.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 06:21 PM (LL1Be)

192 163 @142
What do you suppose the sentence would be if say a staffer for Ted Cruz doxxed some democrats?
Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 20, 2019 06:18 PM (KE4PJ)

Firing squad.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 20, 2019 06:21 PM (Ez6QX)

193 4 years is "fair" to me, I'm honestly shocked they came down that hard. Good.


Had Hillary been anyone else, she would have probably got 15+ years. The fact she wasn't even charged is still an outrage.

I'm actually very heartened by this that maybe there's hope. I'm sure it sent chills through the "Resistance".

Posted by: Blago at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (UfkIY)

194
45 I wonder what the pillows taste like in Club Fed? Young Cosko will find out soon enough.
Posted by: Regular joe at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (6/uwW)


Semen and ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (pNxlR)

195 >>All non-native peacocks should be slaughtered for cat food


And fly tying materials.

Had a neighbor with 3 of them...until they decided to roost in the wrong trees.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (+Tq+1)

196 Yeah there's no parole but you can be released after you've done at least 85% of the sentence and if the stars align right. Although if they're letting you out with 15% left to go, it sounds like parole.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (4ErVI)

197 Chris Hayes
@chrislhayes
Something I've been mulling since Biden's comments yesterday, whether a US Senate effectively run by men like James Eastland and John Stennis is or is not preferable to a US Senate run by Mitch McConnell?

Boy, Kamikaze Joe really buried his plane into the flight deck of the Good Ship Donk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (+y/Ru)

198 He looks like the "teary-eyed suicide the night before going into the slammer" type.

Posted by: RKae at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (lk1TJ)

199 The guy was trying to derail a republican judge so I doubt he has anything to worry about in prison.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 06:16 PM (TAmPV)

Heh. You'd be surprised how little some people care about politics.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (uEbPt)

200 When they DO smile, the eyes don't. That's a smug tell.

That was what got me with Obama. Those dead eyes, absolutely no soul or animation to them. There is nothing behind them. The only time they lit up and seemed actually human was when he was interacting with children. Guy should have been a schoolteacher not a politician.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (39g3+)

201 He was a good boy. Toppa his class and an aspiring rapper.
kkaaaaaakkaaaaaakkaaaaaaakaaa

Posted by: the peacock's mother at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (Dh1wo)

202 Got here late, but Paul Manafort doing Devil's Island time.... that is what a Socialist America looks like....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (90T4r)

203 I thought that in the Federal pen you do the entire sentence: no parole, no time off for good behavior, no time off even for fabulous behavior.

..


They do about 85% of their sentence.

He'll be released early on house arrest of to a halfway house.

Just a prediction.

Posted by: Ha at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (MAstk)

204 >>>Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

I'm just telling you what Office Space told me.

ARE YOU SAYING OFFICE SPACE IS A LIAR?!?!

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (PbpT7)

205 While I'd prefer that Prison Rape wasn't a thing, I know I'm in the minority on that.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2019 06:20 PM (pgXNG)

---
I agree.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (cfSRQ)

206 RBG filed a minority opinion from beyond the grave, shitting on Christians and Christianity of course.
They showed a picture of her from 10 years ago next to the excerpt from "her opinion" on FOX.
Leathery bitch is dead as a hammer.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (LL1Be)

207 He was working for Sheila Jackson Lee. i can hear the convo. now: "Huh?? What? They know it's coming from this office?...Give them that punk-ass white boy. Yeah, him, that skinny bitch."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (ty7RM)

208 I don't like joking about prison rape because I really think it's our responsibility to make sure that shit happens as rarely as possible and not funny when it's thought as a given. People are sentenced to incarceration, not gay Viking torture.

To be clear I'm not criticizing people who do joke about it. I understand. Just personally it's something I don't do.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (2DOZq)

209 That's right! We bad! Uh huh! We bad!

Posted by: Pryor and Wilder at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (5v5Zx)

210 202
Got here late, but Paul Manafort doing Devil's Island time.... that is what a Socialist America looks like....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (90T4r)
DOJ stepped in and he'll stay (remain) in a federal detention facility, not at Rikers like NYS wanted.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (N39Ws)

211 >>I'm just telling you what Office Space told me.


...you only have 5 pieces of flair.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (+Tq+1)

212 Chris Hayes

That guy... there's no issue he won't find the worst take on and dive in face first.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (39g3+)

213 Btw there are hardened criminals in fed pens.


You have gang and cartel members as well as biker gangs on guns and drug charges.

And other offenses.

Posted by: Ha at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (MAstk)

214 201 He was a good boy. Toppa his class and an aspiring rapper.
kkaaaaaakkaaaaaakkaaaaaaakaaa
Posted by: the peacock's mother at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (Dh1wo)

-----------

You always liked my brother better!

Posted by: A Peacock at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (gC2IV)

215 That was what got me with Obama. Those dead eyes,
absolutely no soul or animation to them. There is nothing behind them.
The only time they lit up and seemed actually human was when he was
interacting with children. Guy should have been a schoolteacher not a
politician.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (39g3+)


Well, his eyes were lit up while he was wrestling with Richard Branson in the pic I posted earlier. And he was biting his lower lip. That's a tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

216 That boy is about to learn a lesson he soon won't forget.

Posted by: Archer at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (gmo/4)

217
54 34 His neck is not really that long. It's called Mannerism.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 20, 2019 06:03 PM (mvenn)

LOL
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (Ez6QX)


Wowza, hanging around here is like getting a graduate level interdisciplinary degree! And wearing pants is optional!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (pNxlR)

218 Screaming and roaring and screeching and howling and moaning and worse. All night long.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Si.

Posted by: Miklos, hal a block from a Mexican whorehouse at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (QzkSJ)

219 To be clear I'm not criticizing people who do joke about it. I understand. Just personally it's something I don't do.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (2DOZq)


How many prison rapists does it take to screw a light bulb in Cosko's ass?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:25 PM (weya0)

220

What's up, doxx?

Posted by: Sam's Club at June 20, 2019 06:25 PM (aKsyK)

221 unsock

Posted by: eleven at June 20, 2019 06:25 PM (tH5fk)

222 >>>Hubs and I lived in an apartment complex in Makaha that had peacocks. I hated those things.
......

24/7:

HeyYO! HeyYOH! HeyYO! HeyYOH!

Posted by: a fucking peacock at June 20, 2019 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

223 I know I'm nobody, but I've been bitching about smug, dismissive smirks for over 25% of my lifetime now.
---------
Really???

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 06:25 PM (Dh1wo)

224 I'm beginning to think Hillary had the irredeemable term correct, she just used it when referring to the wrong people.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 20, 2019 06:25 PM (AZxMX)

225 >>While I'd prefer that Prison Rape wasn't a thing, I know I'm in the minority on that.


Well, odds are odds.

You are more likely to be in a minority than out of one if Prison Rape is your bag.


...not judging. Just sayin'.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:25 PM (+Tq+1)

226 Is Roger Stone still in prison?

Posted by: Yo! at June 20, 2019 06:26 PM (1XAal)

227
Samantha Deforest-Davis is the other one. Apparently she gave access for Cosko to get into the Senator's office to download information and pull his stunts.
Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (oiNtH)

=====

And the little darling is starting a teaching job in Milwaukee this Fall?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2019 06:26 PM (M9ntN)

228 Some in the horde say that a Federal sentence you don't get early releases. I don't know.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:18 PM (oiNtH)

At least 85% is served for Federal time including the final few months portion in the halfway house. The only exception is for a drug program they offer that his lawyer has already set him up for in his defense. Unfortunately 2 years sounds about right.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2019 06:26 PM (rnXGe)

229
What do you suppose the sentence would be if say a staffer for Ted Cruz doxxed some democrats?
Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 20, 2019 06:18 PM (KE4PJ)


Killed while resisting arrest.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 06:26 PM (TAmPV)

230 197 Boy, Kamikaze Joe really buried his plane into the flight deck of the Good Ship Donk.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Demoncrats will defend ANYTHING as long as they think it'll get rid of PDT.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2019 06:26 PM (pgXNG)

231 210 202
Got here late, but Paul Manafort doing Devil's Island time.... that is what a Socialist America looks like....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (90T4r)
DOJ stepped in and he'll stay (remain) in a federal detention facility, not at Rikers like NYS wanted.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (N39Ws)


Thank God... and thank you for sharing the info.... that whole situation has had me apoplectic....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:27 PM (90T4r)

232 The only time they lit up and seemed actually human was when he was interacting with children. Guy should have been a schoolteacher not a
politician.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (39g3+)


The problem with that idea is that Barky's dumber than a doorknob and couldn't even be trusted to understand a 4th grader's work.

I'm not joking.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:27 PM (weya0)

233 "Blood on my knife or shit on my dick"

Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 06:27 PM (LL1Be)

234 229 Killed while resisting arrest.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 06:26 PM (TAmPV)

During a 3 AM No-Knock SWAT Raid.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2019 06:27 PM (pgXNG)

235 Did the peacock flies work out good for you, Garrett?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 06:27 PM (nDe2U)

236 Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (LL1Be)

Which case was decided?

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2019 06:27 PM (kD8Fh)

237 Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

I'm just telling you what Office Space told me.

ARE YOU SAYING OFFICE SPACE IS A LIAR?!?!
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (PbpT7)

Lol, I dunno, guess I better go watch it again.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 06:27 PM (sZzDP)

238 Cockso? His name is Cockso? I'm sure he'll be perfectly fine.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at June 20, 2019 06:27 PM (o38N1)

239 His family is very wealthy and connected.
Whoever runs the yard will be paid off bigly.
========================
I don't think it's a fair assumption he will resist getting ass-pounded by a 250 lb., 10 inch cock wielding colleague.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 06:28 PM (ty7RM)

240 So Chris Hayes is preferring a Senate run by segregationists to one run by Mitch McConnell?

Intellectual dishonesty, or just a shriek by a drama queen?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 06:28 PM (oVJmc)

241 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

Jane, that was one of the scariest photos I have seen. I am amazed we survived that reign of error, although the jury is still out on the survival part!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 20, 2019 06:28 PM (AZxMX)

242 200 That was what got me with Obama. Those dead eyes, absolutely no soul or animation to them. There is nothing behind them. The only time they lit up and seemed actually human was when he was interacting with children. Guy should have been a schoolteacher not a politician.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (39g3+)

Something, something, Pizza...

Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2019 06:28 PM (pgXNG)

243 Well, his eyes were lit up while he was wrestling with Richard Branson in the pic I posted earlier. And he was biting his lower lip. That's a tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

They look like two guys who desperately want to start making out but can't because they are supposedly straight. So they do some homoerotic wrestling-slappy fight.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 20, 2019 06:29 PM (Ez6QX)

244 Guy should have been a schoolteacher not a

politician.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:22 PM (39g3+)

Well,
his eyes were lit up while he was wrestling with Richard Branson in the
pic I posted earlier. And he was biting his lower lip. That's a tell.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

---
Yeah, which leads me to think having him spend lots of time with young boys probably isn't a good idea.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)

245 Always with that air of superiority, but never with the friendliness of a smile.
Posted by: ace

Peter Strzok to a tee.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:29 PM (oiNtH)

246 213
Btw there are hardened criminals in fed pens.



You have gang and cartel members as well as biker gangs on guns and drug charges.



And other offenses.

Posted by: Ha at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (MAstk)

There are different levels of Fed Prison, similar to the different level yards in State prisons. These crimes won't put him in the same facility as cartel kingpins, murderers and bank robbers.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 20, 2019 06:29 PM (rnXGe)

247 The problem with that idea is that Barky's dumber than a doorknob and couldn't even be trusted to understand a 4th grader's work.

Yeah true, not sure what he'd really be qualified for but he does seem good with kids. Maybe a volunteer at the Boys and Girls Club or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:29 PM (39g3+)

248 Dammit - can't find a non-prog or even less Prog link

WASHINGTON (AP)- A 40-foot-tall, World War I memorial cross can
continue to stand on public land in Maryland, the Supreme Court ruled
Thursday in an important decision about the use of religious symbols in
American life.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 06:29 PM (LL1Be)

249 Jane, that was one of the scariest photos I have
seen. I am amazed we survived that reign of error, although the jury is
still out on the survival part!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 20, 2019 06:28 PM (AZxMX)


Well, if PDT doesn't destroy Obama's economy, I think we'll be okay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:29 PM (ptqGC)

250
Semi interesting?

Just watched a vid on YT about the frequency of songs' chorus' ending with "tonight." Lots of songs.

If you're music buff, David Bennett Piano puts up a lot of interesting vids about songs.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 06:30 PM (mwpJN)

251
I thought that in the Federal pen you do the entire sentence: no parole, no time off for good behavior, no time off even for fabulous behavior.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

=====

At best, 10% off for good behavior. No parole.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2019 06:30 PM (M9ntN)

252 Oh, hells yeah.

15 years later...
Still tying off of those birds!

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:30 PM (+Tq+1)

253 232 The only time they lit up and seemed actually human was when he was interacting with children.



Or sniffing a young girl's soft, wispy hair.

Posted by: Uncle Joe at June 20, 2019 06:30 PM (sy5kK)

254 @193
It's not fair, here is the complaint

18 USC 119 - max time 5 years18 USC 1030 - max time 10 years18 USC 1028 - max time 15 years18 USC 1512 - max time 20 years18 USC 875 - max time 2 yearsDC code 22-801 - max time 15 yearsDC code 22-3302 - max time 6 months

They gave him five years, reduced to four, he'll get out in one.


This is comedy.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 20, 2019 06:30 PM (KE4PJ)

255 They look like two guys who desperately want to start making out but can't because they are supposedly straight. So they do some homoerotic wrestling-slappy fight.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 20, 2019 06:29 PM (Ez6QX)

Later on they arm wrestled in the shower.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2019 06:30 PM (4ErVI)

256 My guess is he didn't learn anything, would do it again and feels like he was a good soldier for the cause.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 06:30 PM (BbGew)

257
What's the difference between a Ham Wallet and a Prison Wallet?

Posted by: Get Hard at June 20, 2019 06:30 PM (UFLLM)

258 I met some prison guys in preparing for some of my movies.
Thank God for prisons!
I asked one guy why he had killed his whole family.
'Because they was home.'

Posted by: Zombie Richard Pryor at June 20, 2019 06:30 PM (5v5Zx)

259 Jane, that was one of the scariest photos I have seen.



Oh c'mon. We were just having a friendly argument about Judy Garland's shoes in Meet Me in St. Louis.

Posted by: Barry O. at June 20, 2019 06:30 PM (QzkSJ)

260 Yeah, which leads me to think having him spend lots of time with young boys probably isn't a good idea.

He doesn't give me a pedo vibe, just queer. He just seems human and to actually like kids whereas with anyone else he seems either psychotic or sneering.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:31 PM (39g3+)

261 Screaming and roaring and screeching and howling and moaning and worse. All night long.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:21 PM


But enough about my dear departed first wife and me. Have I mentioned that Barack and I are BFFs?

Posted by: Jos. Biden at June 20, 2019 06:31 PM (9MTg1)

262 I think Ace's description of this young swain should win some sort of prize. "Swan-like neck"! I laughed so hard I think I blacked out.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at June 20, 2019 06:31 PM (o38N1)

263 Will they give him Truvada in prison?

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 06:31 PM (v0R5T)

264 To be clear I'm not criticizing people who do joke about it. I understand. Just personally it's something I don't do.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation man at June 20, 2019 06:23 PM (2DOZq)

I'm not joking about it.

I want these Democrat scum to suffer horribly. Nothing will change until a whole bunch of them do.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 06:31 PM (sZzDP)

265 >>What's the difference between a Ham Wallet and a Prison Wallet?


About 2".

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:32 PM (+Tq+1)

266 Now if Obama both the Clinton's and lot of Liberal Democrats were in Prison right now

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 20, 2019 06:32 PM (wGqjj)

267 I'd hit it.

Posted by: The Juice at June 20, 2019 06:32 PM (Lg/Uq)

268 After doing prison ministry for a few years.... I understand the terms sociopath and psychopath Sooo much better.... and yeah, there is a difference....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:33 PM (90T4r)

269 Will they give him Truvada in prison?

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 06:31 PM (v0R5T)


Dear Lord. My husband is on that, along with another insulin, for his newly diagnosed Type 1 diabetes. We both hate that commercial with the heat of a trillion suns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

270 Just kidding, Hikaru.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 06:33 PM (Dh1wo)

271 They look like two guys who desperately want to start making out but can't because they are supposedly straight. So they do some homoerotic wrestling-slappy fight.

On a yacht. In the South Pacific. Nothing homo about that.

the Supreme Court ruled Thursday in an important decision about the use of religious symbols in American life.

The ruling was weird though. They didn't decide it was okay for Christian symbols to remain in public spaces. They decided that a cross wasn't necessarily a religious symbol. So its not a victory for religious liberty at all. Its one of those lawyer things where they know what they are supposed to do and what is right, but don't want to go all the way so find a bizarre technicality.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:33 PM (39g3+)

272 oh, must have been the Peace Cross decision.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2019 06:33 PM (kD8Fh)

273 Sweet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 06:34 PM (nDe2U)

274
Well, his eyes were lit up while he was wrestling with Richard Branson in the pic I posted earlier. And he was biting his lower lip. That's a tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)


From a young goat-loving boy to a billionaire-loving gay man.


The story of Obama.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 06:34 PM (sy5kK)

275 Supremecourt.gov has it

American Legion v. American Humanist Assn. (17-1717)
The Bladensburg Cross does not violate the Establishment Clause.


Hah!
Suck it, militant assholes.


Guess the Humanists will have to start a Human Fund

Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 06:34 PM (LL1Be)

276 >>>233 "Blood on my knife or shit on my dick"


i saw that scene in that movie, and no other part of it. Terrence Stamp? Ugh, that horrible line stuck with me.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2019 06:34 PM (PbpT7)

277 256
My guess is he didn't learn anything, would do it again and feels like he was a good soldier for the cause.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 06:30 PM (BbGew)

---
He learned that dad's money can't buy him out of everything.

Look, he's not at Alcatraz, but he will spend three years that otherwise be footloose and fancy free having to live the prison lifestyle with bed checks, loss of privacy and of course the fact that he can't spend spring break in Florida, etc.

So, it's not nothing.

For those wishing he'd get the max, those are reserved for repeat, career offenders. No one get the max on their first-time offense unless there's something uniquely sadistic about the crime.

He's going to jail. That's a good thing.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)

278 And it seems to me that Republicans seem to be the only people honoring this unspoken agreement, because Democrats ROUTINELY seek to prosecute Republicans.
------------

Hence lefties love throwing out the "indictment" stats for the parties/administrations over the last 50 years. If you believe them (and I have no idea), it's something like 100 to 3.

Posted by: ... at June 20, 2019 06:35 PM (uEbPt)

279 >>>What's the difference between a Ham Wallet and a Prison Wallet?


about three inches to the back.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

280 Especially since SCOTUS just ruled that state charges for the same crime at the federal level does not constitute double jeopardy.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (N39Ws)

I'm Lavrentiy Beria, and I approve of this decision!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 20, 2019 06:36 PM (AZxMX)

281 Well, his eyes were lit up while he was wrestling with Richard Branson in the pic I posted earlier. And he was biting his lower lip. That's a tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

And the Secret Service watched sadly and shook their heads, there he goes again.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:36 PM (oiNtH)

282 I really think he never thought he would get into trouble for what he did. So going to prison even for a reduced sentence would be a horrible thing for him. Good.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 06:36 PM (a0IVu)

283 Insty's has a WW1 cemetery link from PJ Media if you want to go there.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 06:36 PM (Dh1wo)

284 276 >>>233 "Blood on my knife or shit on my dick"


i saw that scene in that movie, and no other part of it. Terrence Stamp? Ugh, that horrible line stuck with me.
Posted by: ace at June 20, 2019 06:34 PM (PbpT7)

Geeeez ace.... that is pretty loathesome... did it have a happy ending, at least???

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:36 PM (90T4r)

285
That's the only false note in that movie. "Red, if you ever get out of here I could use you in Tewhatanaiilo".

"Where?"

"Zihuatenejo"

"How do you spell that?"

"Q U E T Z O C O A T L"

"And it's where again?"
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 06:17 PM (fuK7c)


LOL! So true!

Red (to the Messicans): "Where is Zanjero, por favor?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 20, 2019 06:36 PM (pNxlR)

286 LOL. Obama and Branson. Pantload is wearing a life vest with a little whistle attachment n stuff. He totally body surfs. Pipeline. In the winter. 20 foot surf. Gnarly.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 06:36 PM (aS1PU)

287 What's the difference between a Ham Wallet and a Prison Wallet?


about three inches to the back.
Posted by: ace


Nope. That's a Mullet.

Posted by: Floyd the Barber at June 20, 2019 06:36 PM (QzkSJ)

288 WOW!! 4 years. I'm shocked. Like seriously, i was sure he'd get 30 days or some shit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 06:37 PM (FiUMj)

289 Seriously, peacocks sound like a cross between yoko ono and fingernails on chalk, and they cry out constantly

During mating season. At 2:30 am. Right outside your bedroom window.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 20, 2019 06:37 PM (HaL55)

290 >>What's the difference between a Ham Wallet and a Prison Wallet?


The smell.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:37 PM (+Tq+1)

291
The ruling was weird though. They didn't decide
it was okay for Christian symbols to remain in public spaces. They
decided that a cross wasn't necessarily a religious symbol. So its not a
victory for religious liberty at all. Its one of those lawyer things
where they know what they are supposed to do and what is right, but
don't want to go all the way so find a bizarre technicality.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:33 PM (39g3+)

---
The big deal is that it was 7-2, which means that while the reasons don't align fully, the outcome does.

It also showed that the "Lemon Test" is on its way to becoming a non-issue.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:37 PM (cfSRQ)

292 Well, his eyes were lit up while he was wrestling with Richard Branson in the pic I posted earlier. And he was biting his lower lip. That's a tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Barky was biting Branson's lower lip?

They shouldn't even publish pictures like that. Lewd and tasteless.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:37 PM (weya0)

293 >>>Geeeez ace.... that is pretty loathesome... did it have a happy ending, at least???

i dunno, all I saw were two minutes and I turned it off.

Was Mia Sara in it? Maybe I put it on because she was in it.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2019 06:37 PM (PbpT7)

294 Are we to believe that effete lad above put this together all by himself?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 20, 2019 06:38 PM (aCNZ6)

295 Remember this is 4 years without his smart phone. That may as well be Auschwitz to a snowflake his age.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:38 PM (39g3+)

296 Look, he's not at Alcatraz, but he will spend three years that otherwise be footloose and fancy free having to live the prison lifestyle with bed checks, loss of privacy and of course the fact that he can't spend spring break in Florida, etc.

So, it's not nothing.

For those wishing he'd get the max, those are reserved for repeat, career offenders. No one get the max on their first-time offense unless there's something uniquely sadistic about the crime.

He's going to jail. That's a good thing.
Posted by: Under-sellin Author

__________

That's the way I'm looking at it.

I'm sure part of the reason this happened to him though was because US Senators were effected.

Had he made a breach like this on a "nobody" private citizen with no "juice" it probably wouldn't have been prosecuted.

but it's a start when even a Republican Senator gets some form of justice.

Posted by: Blago at June 20, 2019 06:38 PM (UfkIY)

297 One Air Force base issues warning of incel violence following incel attack at Dallas, TX Federal Building. Exhibit on how to spot Beckys" and "Stacies".

At least one Air Force base is on the lookout for a sinister new threat: angry men who can't get laid.

Personnel at Joint Base Andrews in Maryland were recently treated to a threat brief regarding an "increase in nationwide activity" by self-described "incels," members of an online subculture of "involuntary celibacy" who adopt an ideology of misogyny, mistrust of women, and violence in response to their failed attempts at romantic relationships.

. . .

Indeed, the screenshot appeared the day after Brian Isaack Clyde, a former Army infantryman who frequently posted memes that referenced the incel movement alongside anti-government conspiracies to his Facebook page, was shot by federal officers after he opened fire outside a Dallas, Texas federal building.

The screenshot features a reproduction of an internet meme popular among incels known as "Becky vs. Stacy." A derivative of the 'Virgin Walk' or 'Virgin vs. Chad' meme that contrasts awkward virgin incels against an imaginary hyper-masculine bro known as Chad, the Becky vs. Stacy meme purportedly reflects how incels judge women based solely on their physical features.

Incels believe "(they are owed attention from 'Beckys,'" the Joint Base Andrews brief reads. "Most Incels believe only men can be Incels as women could engage in sexual activity if they wanted to."

https://bit.ly/2WUEm6P

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2019 06:38 PM (+y/Ru)

298 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:33 PM (ptqGC)
.......

Really? Sorry. And here I've been making all kinds of truly ignorant and offensive jokes about it, only because I hate the commercial, too.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

299 What's the difference between a Ham Wallet and a Prison Wallet?

The color of your $20's?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 06:39 PM (oVJmc)

300 Backpfeifengesicht

but isn't his face a big ... smug? kind of like a Covington "smirk"?

Posted by: WaldoTJ at June 20, 2019 06:39 PM (M1MpJ)

301 295 Remember this is 4 years without his smart phone. That may as well be Auschwitz to a snowflake his age.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:38 PM (39g3+)

Lol..didn't think of that. Also no access to his starbucks..oh noes.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 06:39 PM (a0IVu)

302 Was Mia Sara in it? Maybe I put it on because she was in it.

Posted by: ace

Sorry, Ace.

Ferris is going to marry her one day.

Posted by: Miklos Molnar's Day Off at June 20, 2019 06:39 PM (QzkSJ)

303 293


Was Mia Sara in it? Maybe I put it on because she was in it.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2019 06:37 PM (PbpT7)

Mia Sara.... what a strange woman..... but has that ... allure, about her.... but maybe, ultimately, a rabbit boiler....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:39 PM (90T4r)

304 Urkel and Branson sittin in a boat
Urkel said I'd rather fuck a goat.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2019 06:39 PM (dUJdY)

305 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:33 PM (39g3+)

Lazy judges's solution, don't really rule on the principle, just make as narrow a ruling as possible and kick that can down the road, but at least RBG was able to contribute!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 20, 2019 06:39 PM (AZxMX)

306 >>What's the difference between a Ham Wallet and a Prison Wallet?


Velcro

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:39 PM (+Tq+1)

307 Was Mia Sara in it? Maybe I put it on because she was in it.

Posted by: ace at June 20, 2019 06:37 PM (PbpT7)


She was beautiful. I don't remember her in any movie with Terence Stamp, though. I thought you were talking about the movie where hew as the ex-con who goes to find his lost daughter (property of Peter Fonda or something) with the latino dude from Boogie Nights (who's very good).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:39 PM (weya0)

308 Mourning in America when civil society is is no longer neither civil nor social.

Posted by: BJ54 at June 20, 2019 06:40 PM (rokfL)

309 And yeah stuffing things in your underwear under your bag is another way to smuggle stuff in the pen. Food from the kitchen, etc. Hopefully in a plastic bag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:40 PM (39g3+)

310
Lazy judges's solution, don't really rule on the principle, just make as narrow a ruling as possible and kick that can down the road



Ensures repeat business, therefore job security.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 06:40 PM (oVJmc)

311 Ace!

That's not very nuanced! I hate to aim such a heavy blow at your self esteem.

First, Manafort going to Rikers got CANCELLED, because of DOJ pressure on the NY AG.

Secondly, the BOP prides itself on placing federal inmates where they can survive. BOP boasts about that.

Twinkboy will go to a fed prison camp (FPC). They mow the lawns & work in the cafeterias of the REAL prisons.

Posted by: mnw at June 20, 2019 06:41 PM (Cssks)

312
Mia Farrow is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 06:41 PM (mwpJN)

313 >>>What's the difference between a Ham Wallet and a Prison Wallet?<<<

Taint much.

Posted by: Fritz at June 20, 2019 06:41 PM (kLDv+)

314 So, who WAS the Boogie Nights Latino??

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:41 PM (90T4r)

315 289 Seriously, peacocks sound like a cross between yoko ono and fingernails on chalk, and they cry out constantly

During mating season. At 2:30 am. Right outside your bedroom window.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 20, 2019 06:37 PM (HaL55)


you know, the scourge of woodpeckers everywhere, nurse rached, is in Florida right now. I'm sure she could help.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 06:41 PM (sy5kK)

316 Are we to believe that effete lad above put this together all by himself?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable.


Maybe yes, maybe no.

The thing is with the Left, like fish in a school, they don't need a meeting to decide which way to turn.

'By any means necessary' is their standard operational mode.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 06:41 PM (DrqHq)

317 >>What's the difference between a Ham Wallet and a Prison Wallet?

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About fifty bucks.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2019 06:41 PM (gC2IV)

318 Did they have to fake a dossier to get him? Didn't think so.

Bit of advice Jonah, don't waste your butter on the toast.

Speaking of Cosko, he's going to be a 55 gallon jug of mayonnaise before the week's out.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 20, 2019 06:42 PM (/Fmtj)

319 Reality Winner got 5 yrs. for removing classified material from a government facility and then mailing it to a news agency.

I am hoping Comey goes to prison for at least 5 year.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2019 06:42 PM (RBOtF)

320 Creepy bird sounds.... I give you... the Common Loon.....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)

321 Mia Farrow is dead?
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky

No, that's Bela Lugosi.

Posted by: Miklos, Left Coast Punk Kid of Yore at June 20, 2019 06:42 PM (QzkSJ)

322 "Most Incels believe only men can be Incels as women could engage in sexual activity if they wanted to."

Is the military actually implying that this might not be true?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 06:42 PM (sZzDP)

323 Creepy bird sounds.... I give you... the Common Loon.....
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)


Please, let's not bring Donkey Chompers into this.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 06:43 PM (aS1PU)

324 Terrence Stamp is one of those guys I always like in everything he does, no matter the role. He is always good and interesting to watch. I'd cast him as the bad guy in a western.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:43 PM (39g3+)

325 Yeah well 4 years even in Club Fed would be hard time for the above pictured fop.

Not really, he will be able to work on his tan and tennis.

Federal Minimum Security prison is not the same as Rikers.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 20, 2019 06:43 PM (lD3vL)

326 Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:41 PM (90T4r)

Luis Guzman - I had to cheat and look it up.

He's in a ton of shit, now. Boogie Nights made him.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:43 PM (weya0)

327 Ace, have you read about the Black Dahlia and the Larry Harnisch theory on who did it?

lmharnisch.com

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 20, 2019 06:43 PM (rwaEp)

328 Lazy judges's solution, don't really rule on the principle, just make as narrow a ruling as possible and kick that can down the road, but at least RBG was able to contribute!

---

that's the one second impression I got too.

sure crosses may be commonly associated with a faith group but in some instances they can be allowed to be in public because our precedent on church-state stuff is a mish-mash of militant atheism that ignores what the BOR was going for.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 20, 2019 06:44 PM (JziUy)

329 Incels in cells.... goes with the territory...

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:44 PM (90T4r)

330 I don't mind a Loon Call.

Not as cool as a Sandhill Crane, but still fine by me.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:44 PM (+Tq+1)

331 liberals:

hate public crosses because church and state
make gayhood a state religion.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 20, 2019 06:44 PM (JziUy)

332 Maybe I missed it, but if not, no mention of the epic quality of the phrase "bathe in their blood before the children of Babylon"?

Plus, I want to say that I dimly remember that particular phrase being mentioned in the early days of this blog, and that there was an hilarious real-world backstory to it.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at June 20, 2019 06:44 PM (lJMCC)

333 Is it true that if an Incel absorbs two others of his kind he becomes Perfect Incell?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 20, 2019 06:44 PM (0PDHs)

334 292
Well, his eyes were lit up while he was wrestling with Richard
Branson in the pic I posted earlier. And he was biting his lower lip.
That's a tell.



Posted by: Jane D'oh

---
Now available on the sidebar! I have to say, Obama looks as gay as a daisy in May.

Branson is giving off the creepy old man with les vice Anglais vibe.

Icky.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:44 PM (cfSRQ)

335 How has the very righteous David French justified doxxing.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 20, 2019 06:44 PM (aCNZ6)

336 I kind of hate that the only movie that I've actually seen with Terence Stamp in it was Priscilla : Queen of the Desert.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2019 06:45 PM (pgXNG)

337 Ref-U-Flee:

WACO, Texas (KWTX) Andrey Mukaddasi, 30, who's named a sexual assault arrest warrant, may have returned to Syria, Waco police said Thursday.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 06:45 PM (DrqHq)

338 sure crosses may be commonly associated with a faith group



The scimitar is a symbol of peace.

Posted by: Mullah Miklos at June 20, 2019 06:45 PM (QzkSJ)

339 by: kallisto

THERE SHE IS !

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2019 06:45 PM (51kq2)

340 Wasn't President Billy Jeff who first authorized military action against Chad?

Posted by: Tiffini in Houston at June 20, 2019 06:45 PM (9MTg1)

341 Pretty tough to complain about being civil when the whole thread is a bunch comments of hoping your political enemy gets prison raped.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 20, 2019 06:45 PM (rwaEp)

342 He was working for Sheila Jackson Lee?

So they had to extradite him from Mars?

That's an expensive arrest!

Posted by: RKae at June 20, 2019 06:46 PM (lk1TJ)

343 330 I don't mind a Loon Call.

Not as cool as a Sandhill Crane, but still fine by me.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:44 PM (+Tq+1)

Kinda eerie though.... fun fact..... the Ringwraiths in Lord of the Rings.... their sound was from the Common Loon....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:46 PM (90T4r)

344 297 One Air Force base issues warning of incel violence following incel attack at Dallas, TX Federal Building. Exhibit on how to spot Beckys" and "Stacies".


I always preferred Stacy's Mom.

She's got it going on.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)

345 He has a very long throat, er, neck.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at June 20, 2019 06:46 PM (AJ/mV)

346 Is it only illegal if you're posting a politicians info?

(A Gore being doxxed as it were)

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 06:46 PM (3NsPD)

347 sure crosses may be commonly associated with a faith group

The scimitar is a symbol of peace.

----

well, people who didn't live here have traditionally been underrepresented n' shit, so we can force their religion upon the population because reasons. hateful, treasonous reasons.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 20, 2019 06:46 PM (JziUy)

348 Wasn't President Billy Jeff who first authorized military action against Chad?

Posted by: Tiffini in Houston

----

And it was Al Gore who suggested hanging Chad.

Posted by: RKae at June 20, 2019 06:46 PM (lk1TJ)

349 Pretty tough to complain about being civil when the whole thread is a bunch comments of hoping your political enemy gets prison raped.
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 20, 2019 06:45 PM (rwaEp)

Civil days are over.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 06:46 PM (sZzDP)

350 Duck: Is it making you jealous? I'm sure you could get a date if you just smile more.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 20, 2019 06:47 PM (0PDHs)

351 No way in this day and age prisoners are not fully connected to social media, they soon will be on jury duty in Leftifornian.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 06:47 PM (BbGew)

352 Btw. They will also now be prosecuting the girl who helped him.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2019 06:03 PM (nLUpf)


I think I saw a photo of that person. I was not terribly sure of the "gender" on that one.

Posted by: LASue at June 20, 2019 06:47 PM (wMHPW)

353 Becky vs Stacey parody illustration...
https://tinyurl.com/yyfgd2qx

Thanks for the meme search.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 06:47 PM (Dh1wo)

354 Posted by: goodluckduck at June 20, 2019 06:45 PM (rwaEp)

---------

Thanks for stopping by. Now go get your fuckin shine box.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2019 06:47 PM (gC2IV)

355 Civil days are over.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 06:46 PM (sZzDP)


Joey Bidet got in trouble for reminiscing about the good old days of being civil to segregationists.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2019 06:47 PM (kD8Fh)

356 You know a good way to avoid having people laugh about your ass getting to celebrate diversity in prison?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 06:48 PM (3NsPD)

357 Twinkboy will go to a fed prison camp (FPC). They mow the lawns work in the cafeterias of the REAL prisons.

Posted by: mnw at June 20, 2019 06:41 PM (Cssks)

---
Which for him will feel like digging the Volga canal.

That's the thing people have to keep in mind: everything's relative.

Yeah, most of the Horde might not mind (or even enjoy!) Club Fed, but for the snowflake, it's the Bone Road in Siberia.

Which is as it should be.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)

358 I always preferred Stacy's Mom.



She's got it going on.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)


Boy howdy indeed!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2019 06:48 PM (5v5Zx)

359 She's got it going on.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

I thought that was me and Mrs. Jones.

Posted by: Miklos, it's wrong at June 20, 2019 06:48 PM (QzkSJ)

360 re: incels.

The political elite sure are fucking weird and harsh. The whole thing about incels is that they can't get none. Are beta/omega males supposed to not know they're not getting laid?

The media is treating this like the newest satanism. meanwhile, I'm sure we can find more violent groups, like the tranny school shooters, the liberal congressman shooters, the muslim christmas party shooters.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 20, 2019 06:48 PM (JziUy)

361 I kind of hate that the only movie that I've actually seen with Terence Stamp in it was Priscilla : Queen of the Desert.

He's also in Bowfinger, The Phantom Menace, Wall Street, Valkyrie, and Superman II.

I admit though that I get him mixed up in my head with Jonathan Pryce, who is also great.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:48 PM (39g3+)

362 Civil days are over.

-

Civil days are just beginning.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 06:49 PM (3NsPD)

363 One Air Force base issues warning of incel violence following incel attack at Dallas, TX Federal Building. Exhibit on how to spot Beckys" and "Stacies".

Incel attack, lol. Jesus Fucking Anti-christ that's stupid.

What's next, MGTOW terrorism?

Dumbfucks.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 06:49 PM (sZzDP)

364 336 I kind of hate that the only movie that I've actually seen with Terence Stamp in it was Priscilla : Queen of the Desert.

Never seen Alien Nation: The Movie? He was good in that as William Harcourt the head Newcomer baddie. A drug dealing alien pyschopath with that mincing Brit accent.

Posted by: WR at June 20, 2019 06:49 PM (BRpqW)

365 >>>Pretty tough to complain about being civil when the whole thread is a
bunch comments of hoping your political enemy gets prison raped.<<<

This is just silly. I have no political enemies. I just know a dumbass when I see one. Mama pig dropped the ball on this one.

Posted by: Fritz at June 20, 2019 06:49 PM (kLDv+)

366 Attention shoppers. Special on puckered soi sphincters in aisle 5.

Posted by: Costco at June 20, 2019 06:49 PM (EgshT)

367 Young Guns...

Posted by: WR at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (BRpqW)

368 Terrance Stamp has almost been in as many movies as Michael Caine.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (aS1PU)

369 Has Obama come out yet? Have Barry and Michelle been seen together recently?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (aCNZ6)

370 Urkel and Branson sittin in a boat
Urkel said I'd rather fuck a goat.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2019 06:39 PM (dUJdY)
.......

I don't think he's that picky.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

371 104 He looks like a young Randal "Tex" Cobb.
Tex Cobb used to hang out in Philly. He was a regular at Smoky Joe's - a Penn bar.
He was a damn good actor, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:10 PM (weya0)


And apparently a funny guy. He fought Larry Holmes and had the crap beat out of him for 15 rounds, a brutal loss. A week later, an interviewer asked him "how do you fight a guy whose arms are a foot longer than yours?"

His answer: "Oh, did it seem that way to you, too?"

Posted by: Splunge at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (ed8K1)

372 One Air Force base issues warning of incel violence following incel
attack at Dallas, TX Federal Building. Exhibit on how to spot Beckys"
and "Stacies".


Yeah.
Definitely a terrorist organization. Definitely.


Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (LL1Be)

373 AH Loydd...You are linking to your no longer active domain.


This domain name expired on 2019-06-13 23:38:08

Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (vqIkG)

374 I find it hilarious the Biden was trying to point out how he used to reach across the aisle and he cited two...democrats.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (gC2IV)

375 "political enemy"

We think they're wrong, they think we're their enemy.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (3NsPD)

376 Pretty tough to complain about being civil when the whole thread is a bunch comments of hoping your political enemy gets prison raped.
Posted by: goodluckduck at June 20, 2019 06:45 PM (rwaEp)
=================
I told you guys George Will lurks here. Just wouldn't believe me, would you? Oh and for the record, Duck, he doxed 3 sitting Senators, in the hopes Antifa or other goon squad would assault them or their families.
Prison rape is appropriate here.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (ty7RM)

377
One Air Force base issues warning of incel violence following incel
attack at Dallas, TX Federal Building. Exhibit on how to spot Beckys"
and "Stacies".

Incel attack, lol. Jesus Fucking Anti-christ that's stupid.

What's next, MGTOW terrorism?

Dumbfucks.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 06:49 PM (sZzDP)


Meanwhile, the DoD has its panties in a twist because a SEAL warrior killed an ISIS captive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

378 "DOJ stepped in and he'll stay (remain) in a federal detention facility, not at Rikers like NYS wanted. "

We're doing better than England at least. They thought it would be funny to shift Tommy Robinson into the most Muslim prison in Blighty.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2019 06:51 PM (ykYG2)

379 Becky vs Stacey parody illustration.

Yes, Stacy has "lushes" blonde hair and she "let's" Chad dominate her

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:51 PM (39g3+)

380 The Warden will require him to wear a shirt that says "Prison Flesh-Light", and he will be treated accordingly.

Sad!

Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2019 06:51 PM (NoKAc)

381 Pretty tough to complain about being civil when the whole thread is a bunch comments of hoping your political enemy gets prison raped.

Posted by: goodluckduck at June 20, 2019 06:45 PM (rwaEp)


He deserves it for what he did.

Just punishment is a separate issue from being civil in public, genius.

Meh ... I'm sure you don't understand that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:51 PM (weya0)

382 After doing prison ministry for a few years.... I understand the terms sociopath and psychopath Sooo much better.... and yeah, there is a difference....
Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:33 PM (90T4r)
~~~~~

Psychopath sounds scarier, but sociopath is scarier.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 06:52 PM (NtglE)

383 Barry and Mooch will be jetting off soon to visit the Clooney's at their Lake Como mansion. How exciting! Interesting Italians and a movie star!! It will be fabulous. Seriously, I am surprised he's bringing the other half with him. I thought he preferred his vacays alone.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:52 PM (oiNtH)

384 Joey Bidet got in trouble for reminiscing about the good old days of being civil to segregationists.
Posted by: kallisto

We've got! A civil right! To Crooooss-paaarty!

Posted by: The Beastie Miklos Boy at June 20, 2019 06:52 PM (QzkSJ)

385 I kind of hate that the only movie that I've actually seen with Terence Stamp in it was Priscilla : Queen of the Desert.


No Superman or Superman II?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

386 I find it hilarious the Biden was trying to point out how he used to reach across the aisle and he cited two...democrats.

"Wait, they're Democrats??"
--MSNBC

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:52 PM (39g3+)

387 Civil = Fine

Criminal = Punishment

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:52 PM (+Tq+1)

388 Yes, the dangerous Incel menace. There's been Elliot Rogers and, uh...what about the Vegas guy? What do you mean ixnay about egsaVay?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 20, 2019 06:52 PM (0PDHs)

389
Has Obama come out yet? Have Barry and Michelle been seen together recently?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (aCNZ6)


He, Michael, and the gurlz are renting a palace in the South of France. Barry's been busy meeting with a few heads of state to come up with a cover story about spying on Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

390 Abby D. Phillip @abbydphillip
Nadler repeatedly calls Hope Hicks "Ms. Lewandowski" until she finally corrects him. "My name is Ms. Hicks":

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 20, 2019 06:53 PM (BqBId)

391 I can't decide...Whose neck is more pencil-y: This poopshooter-to-be or Adam Pencil-Neck Schiff?

Posted by: LASue at June 20, 2019 06:53 PM (wMHPW)

392 His father's a multimillionaire - he can bribe everyone around him to treat him decently.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 20, 2019 06:53 PM (I2/tG)

393 Look up George Sodini. He was an 'incel' before there were incels.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 06:53 PM (2DOZq)

394
Meanwhile, the DoD has its panties in a twist because a SEAL warrior killed an ISIS captive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

I'm not up on the story, but what's up with the guy who says he killed the terrorist and not the Seal?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 06:53 PM (sZzDP)

395 >>Seriously, I am surprised he's bringing the other half with him. I thought he preferred his vacays alone.


Barack and George are equally into IR Cuck Porn.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:53 PM (+Tq+1)

396 Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (gC2IV)

Did you hear him jump ugly when the reporter asked him to apologize? I don't think Uncle Creepy is ready for Prime Time just yet.

Posted by: kallisto at June 20, 2019 06:54 PM (kD8Fh)

397 The Vegas shooter who sent a sh*tload of money to his girlfriend in a Muslim country?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 06:54 PM (3NsPD)

398 382

Psychopath sounds scarier, but sociopath is scarier.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 06:52 PM (NtglE)


Sociopaths are sooo insidious, is what I learned.....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:54 PM (90T4r)

399 Do we have a troll who doesn't understand the difference between saying mean stuff and actually harming people?


Democrat, right?

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2019 06:54 PM (nRWPy)

400 Yes, Stacy has "lushes" blonde hair and she "let's" Chad dominate her
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:51 PM (39g3+)


Let's not forget that Becky will likely die hair.

I'm not sure which side I'm supposed to come down on with this shit, but if there's a side that has a better-than-even chance of using proper spelling and punctuation once in a while, I'm signing on with them.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 20, 2019 06:54 PM (t+qrx)

401 Meanwhile, the DoD has its panties in a twist because a SEAL warrior killed an ISIS captive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

My former, retired Navy, boss said, rather presciently, "The bureaucracy will never allow another Patton to exist!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 20, 2019 06:54 PM (AZxMX)

402 Pretty tough to complain about being civil when the whole thread is a
bunch comments of hoping your political enemy gets prison raped.


Easy, peasy when it is taken into consideration that our political enemies want us dead.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at June 20, 2019 06:54 PM (EgshT)

403 I don't think Uncle Creepy is ready for Prime Time just yet.

The problem is that his perv & tard act got him all the way up to the vice presidency, I doubt at his age he'll listen to anyone about anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:55 PM (39g3+)

404 I told you guys George Will lurks here. Just wouldn't believe me, would you? Oh and for the record, Duck, he doxed 3 sitting Senators, in the hopes Antifa or other goon squad would assault them or their families.
Prison rape is appropriate here.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (ty7RM)

Yup....and I would wager he was laughing it up and telling all his friends just how cool he was doxxing people.

Who's laughing now.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2019 06:55 PM (Z+IKu)

405 381 Pretty tough to complain about being civil when the whole thread is a bunch comments of hoping your political enemy gets prison raped about how awesome killing unborn children is in the name of "reproductive choice".

FIFY

Posted by: WR at June 20, 2019 06:55 PM (BRpqW)

406 Wasn't President Billy Jeff who first authorized military action against Chad?
Posted by: Tiffini in Houston

Then he went after Jeremy.

Posted by: JT at June 20, 2019 06:55 PM (51kq2)

407 What's next, MGTOW terrorism?


Anything that points out uncomfortable truths must immediately be labeled thoughtcrime and Enemies of the State, Comrade.

Forward!


Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 06:55 PM (LL1Be)

408
I thought you were talking about the movie where hew as the ex-con who goes to find his lost daughter (property of Peter Fonda or something) with the latino dude from Boogie Nights (who's very good).
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:39 PM (weya0)






The Limey. Stamp is awesome in that one.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2019 06:55 PM (WJy0R)

409 I'm thinking someone needs to go fetch his shinebox.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2019 06:55 PM (ykYG2)

410 Nadler repeatedly calls Hope Hicks "Ms. Lewandowski" until she finally corrects him. "My name is Ms. Hicks":
Posted by: Deep State

She could have just called him Knobbler.

Posted by: DOCTOR Miklos to you! at June 20, 2019 06:55 PM (QzkSJ)

411 I thought taking it in the ass was one of the purest forms of love?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 06:55 PM (3NsPD)

412
Who's that picture of?

Smuggy Smugsworth von Smuggerington IV of the Cape Hatteras Smugeringtons?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 20, 2019 06:55 PM (J2mEl)

413 "political enemy"

We think they're wrong, they think we're their enemy.
Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (3NsPD)

We ARE theirs, and they are ours.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 06:55 PM (sZzDP)

414 393 Look up George Sodini. He was an 'incel' before there were incels.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 06:53 PM (2DOZq)



Worse than Alek Minassian or Elliot Rodger?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2019 06:56 PM (ujg0T)

415 I told you guys George Will lurks here. Just
wouldn't believe me, would you? Oh and for the record, Duck, he doxed 3
sitting Senators, in the hopes Antifa or other goon squad would assault
them or their families.

Prison rape is appropriate here.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 06:50 PM (ty7RM)

---
Some commenters think there should be only two penalties in the US crminal justice system:

1. Hanging by the end of the week or
2. Twenty years of aggravated sodomy

I disagree. Though it is fun to joke about them!

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 06:56 PM (cfSRQ)

416 I don't like mocking people for their looks but Jerry Nadler looks like his blood is gravy. He cannot be healthy with that humpty dumpty physique. Can you even imagine the horror of the hookers he pays?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 06:56 PM (39g3+)

417 "They decided that a cross wasn't necessarily a religious symbol."

Geez, Louise. Of course it was and is. It is absolutely a religious symbol. That was the intent of its erection otherwise they could have just put up posts.

Is there a finer hair to split, here, for a technical ruling? That's some good judging, SCOTUS. Way to kick the can, yet again, without acknowledging that you're kicking the can.

Is common sense now forbidden from our "leadership"? Is that the law and I missed its debate?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 20, 2019 06:56 PM (6eEQ+)

418 I find it hilarious the Biden was trying to point out how he used to reach across the aisle and he cited two...democrats.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

What a maroon. CNN and MSNBC tried to cover for him by saying these Senators where Republicans. No dice.

Corey Booker said that he will NOT apologize to Biden. And then he gave a 3-finger snap and flounced out of the room.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:56 PM (oiNtH)

419 410 Nadler repeatedly calls Hope Hicks "Ms. Lewandowski" until she finally corrects him. "My name is Ms. Hicks":
Posted by: Deep State

She could have just called him Knobbler.
Posted by: DOCTOR Miklos to you! at June 20, 2019 06:55 PM (QzkSJ)


Or Jabba..... or Mr. Creosote.....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:56 PM (90T4r)

420 @376
Also the fact that instead of getting 67 years for the totality of the complaints against him, he got 4 years, I'll consider 4 years plus a little anal penetration justice served.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 20, 2019 06:56 PM (KE4PJ)

421 Not to approve of male on male rape in prison. Good he deserves a lengthy stay. Very lengthy.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 20, 2019 06:57 PM (0OmEj)

422
Abby D. Phillip @abbydphillip Nadler repeatedly calls Hope Hicks "Ms. Lewandowski" until she finally corrects him. "My name is Ms. Hicks":

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 20, 2019 06:53 PM (BqBId)


She should've just started calling him Mr. Hutt

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 06:57 PM (TAmPV)

423 Is like NFL draft day in the federal prison system.

Cellblocks are arranging trades, negotiating how many packs of cigarettes he is really worth. The kid is a wildcard, though, they don't even what system he has been playing in, if he knows all the plays or anything.

I think 4 twinks in their 3rd year is fair.

Posted by: Thesgm at June 20, 2019 06:57 PM (eL0G3)

424 The Vegas shooter who sent a sh*tload of money to his girlfriend in a Muslim country?
Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to


Since when was the Philippines mulsim?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 06:57 PM (DrqHq)

425
CHiPs is on. It's the episode with Pufnstuf.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 06:57 PM (iaPyO)

426 Abby D. Phillip @abbydphillip
Nadler repeatedly calls Hope Hicks "Ms. Lewandowski" until she finally corrects him. "My name is Ms. Hicks":
**************
I wonder if he did that on purpose? If so he's a bigger ass than I already thought.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2019 06:57 PM (RBOtF)

427
Stacy's mom serves a mean Ham Wallet...

Posted by: Get Hard at June 20, 2019 06:58 PM (UFLLM)

428 Nadler repeatedly calls Hope Hicks "Ms. Lewandowski" until she finally corrects him. "My name is Ms. Hicks":

Posted by: Deep State


Her name is "Hotness".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:58 PM (weya0)

429

In the 1st season of CHiPs, Ponch lived in an RV in a trailer park. Inside his RV was a big NRA poster!

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 06:58 PM (iaPyO)

430 We need free sexbots to combat the Incel threat.

Posted by: Someguy at June 20, 2019 06:58 PM (mX8Vr)

431 . Can you even imagine the horror of the hookers he pays?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

On the plus side, do you think that they can actually see "it"?

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:58 PM (oiNtH)

432 Part of the Philippines is Muzzie... Luzon, I think....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 06:58 PM (90T4r)

433 >>She should've just started calling him Mr. Hutt

She should have offered him a wafer thin mint and a bucket.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 06:58 PM (PxX58)

434 Since when was the Philippines mulsim?

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My fault, they're apparently only 5% or so. For some reason I was thinking she was from some sh*thole.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 06:59 PM (3NsPD)

435
Meanwhile, the DoD has its panties in a twist because a SEAL warrior killed an ISIS captive.


More fucking Obama-era hangover bullshit.
I want my enemies to suffer, hurt and if possible, die.

Does this sound harsh? What exactly is it that you think that soldiers do in war?


Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 06:59 PM (LL1Be)

436 The Incel threat is about as real as the violent video games threat. Remember that? Everybody who played Doom is supposed to be an emotionless kill monster?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 20, 2019 06:59 PM (0PDHs)

437 >>In the 1st season of CHiPs, Ponch lived in an RV in a trailer park.


Like Riggs.

I bet young Cuthbert had a thing for Ponch.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 06:59 PM (+Tq+1)

438 Stacy's mom serves a mean Ham Wallet...
Posted by: Get Hard

Hot Pockets

Posted by: Miklos, with an appetitie at June 20, 2019 06:59 PM (QzkSJ)

439 BTW, the incel who copycatted Moslem van attacks driving over women and others on Toronto's Yonge Street last year has opted for trial by judge alone. So his trial will start soon.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 06:59 PM (Dh1wo)

440 Shame the FBI couldn't determine any cause, though. Or if she was from the Muslim 5%.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 06:59 PM (3NsPD)

441 414 393 Look up George Sodini. He was an 'incel' before there were incels.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 06:53 PM (2DOZq)


Worse than Alek Minassian or Elliot Rodger?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2019 06:56 PM (ujg0T)

Not body count but I'm just pointing out he fit the incel description in 2009 when 'incel' wasn't a meme.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 06:59 PM (2DOZq)

442 >>She should've just started calling him Mr. Hutt

She should have offered him a wafer thin mint and a bucket.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 06:58 PM (PxX5


Geez man, have a heart.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 07:00 PM (aS1PU)

443 432 Part of the Philippines is Muzzie... Luzon, I think....


Mindanao.

Posted by: WR at June 20, 2019 07:00 PM (BRpqW)

444 Since when was the Philippines mulsim?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 06:57 PM (DrqHq)



Mindanao, for starters.

A couple of other islands in the PI as well.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 20, 2019 07:00 PM (J2mEl)

445 Since when was the Philippines mulsim?

-

My fault, they're apparently only 5% or so.


Morons>>>Moros

Posted by: Miklos McArthur at June 20, 2019 07:00 PM (QzkSJ)

446 CHiPs is on. It's the episode with Pufnstuf.

Get back to me when its the one where Ponch uses the nunchuks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:00 PM (39g3+)

447 Any news, lately, about Stephen Paddock??? Oh, I see.....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 07:00 PM (90T4r)

448 Remember when Das Homeland Security warned about "militant drivers" with "2A" stickers on their vehicles?

Remember when veterans were considered domestic terrorists?

Yeah. Like that.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 07:01 PM (LL1Be)

449 I would have called him chairman knobler.
When corrected, I would have said, I'm sorry chairman knobler, since you're purposefully misrepresenting my name I thought we were playing that game? No? Proceed.

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2019 07:01 PM (nRWPy)

450 382 Psychopath sounds scarier, but sociopath is scarier.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 06:52 PM (NtglE)

Whatever happened to the poster here who used to brag about being a sociopath?

I assume he's still here under a new name, and acting like he's a completely different person, but...

Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2019 07:01 PM (pgXNG)

451 432
Part of the Philippines is Muzzie... Luzon, I think....

NO.

Luzon is Raging Capitalist.

The Autonomous Muslim Region is the south most island.

Posted by: Get Hard at June 20, 2019 07:01 PM (UFLLM)

452 In the 1st season of CHiPs, Ponch lived in an RV in a trailer park.

Most realistic part of the show, those highway cops got paid crap

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:01 PM (39g3+)

453 Willie Nelson picks a candidate: "I'm with Beto"

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Dude, back away from the bong.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2019 07:01 PM (+y/Ru)

454 Corey Booker said that he will NOT apologize to Biden. And then he gave a 3-finger snap and flounced out of the room.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 06:56 PM (oiNtH)

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This is a smart move by Booker, actually. He can make Biden out to be The Man, and bait him into doing stupid Old White Guy stuff. It's basically the only play Booker has left.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)

455 Mindanao, for starters.

A couple of other islands in the PI as well.
Posted by: naturalfake


The country is 92% Christian. If that's a Muslim country, so are we.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (DrqHq)

456 451 432
Part of the Philippines is Muzzie... Luzon, I think....

NO.

Luzon is Raging Capitalist.

The Autonomous Muslim Region is the south most island.
Posted by: Get Hard at June 20, 2019 07:01 PM (UFLLM)


Okay, thanks for info....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (90T4r)

457

The last season of CHiPs was horrendous. Baker left the show because he was a jealous putz. So they replaced Baker with two blond bozos.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (iaPyO)

458 Levin was just talking about the SEAL on trial, prosecution is glad he isn't on the jury.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (BbGew)

459 I loved chips because they could do everything. Skateboard this week, windsurfing next week, dirt track racing the next, performing emergency heart surgery in a two part series, etc.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (3NsPD)

460 Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 06:59 PM (LL1Be)

I hate to say it but that shit was going on under Bush and some of the dipshits he had on staff - mostly that douchebag who though he was such a genius by being able to rent some arabs for a little while. Alan West was harassed and driven out of the military by Bush turds who didn't know how to fight a war.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (weya0)

461 455 The country is 92% Christian. If that's a Muslim country, so are we.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (DrqHq)

King Barry already declared that we're a Muslim Country.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (pgXNG)

462 455 Mindanao, for starters.

A couple of other islands in the PI as well.
Posted by: naturalfake

The country is 92% Christian. If that's a Muslim country, so are we.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (DrqHq)

Lime Jell-O and Casserole Christians????

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 07:03 PM (90T4r)

463 I loved chips because they could do everything.

Two things stood out in my memory of the show:
1) ridiculous car wrecks with cars flipping and tumbling end over end off ramps
2) Ponch being an expert in whatever was trendy at the time with zero indication he was even aware of it the week before

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:04 PM (39g3+)

464 King Barry already declared that we're a Muslim Country.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (pgXNG)
Just like our Founding Fathers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2019 07:04 PM (5v5Zx)

465 Luzon is Raging Capitalist.

Around Angel City, money talks. If you ask, it makes a humming sound.

Posted by: Miklos, according to Baron Bonk at June 20, 2019 07:04 PM (QzkSJ)

466 453 Willie Nelson picks a candidate: "I'm with Beto"

-
Dude, back away from the bong.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2019 07:01 PM (+y/Ru)

Ow old is that fossil, anyway??

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 07:04 PM (90T4r)

467 The Babylon Bee strikes again!

Ocasio-Cortez Gets Head Stuck In Bucket...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy5qnbjk

I'm literally shaking with laughter! And how much do I love the fact that they use the "Republicans pounce" meme? It's like they read here.

Posted by: Confused Flight Attendant at June 20, 2019 07:04 PM (O8WFE)

468 Navy SEAL medic closed the breathing tube of the guy so he would die faster after Gallagher stabbed him. He said he's seen what happens to prisoners by the Iraqi forces. Torture, rapes and killings and wanted to spare the guy that experience. This medic has immunity and the prosecution was pissed claiming that he only is now saying this after he got immunity and not when he was first questioned.

Good move.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 07:05 PM (oiNtH)

469 The country is 92% Christian. If that's a Muslim country, so are we.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (DrqHq)
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A major problem there is the Moro Islamic Liberation Front.

That's right: MILF.

Look it up. It's a thing. The Philippines have a violent MILF insurgency.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)

470 461 455 The country is 92% Christian. If that's a Muslim country, so are we.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (DrqHq)

King Barry already declared that we're a Muslim Country.

--------------

we're a nation of gheys under our various corporate dieties that rule us from the olympus of silicon valley.

also, we're a nation of immigrants climbing over the fence of the honduran/mexican border right now not the children of our forefathers who actually built the fucking place.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 20, 2019 07:05 PM (JziUy)

471 And how much do I love the fact that they use the "Republicans pounce" meme? It's like they read here.

Fenelon secretly writes for the Bee

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:05 PM (39g3+)

472 Posted by: Confused Flight Attendant

How YOU doin ?

Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 07:05 PM (LL1Be)

473 King Barry already declared that we're a Muslim Country.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (pgXNG)


His Muzz buddies should see that pic of him with his boyfriend Branson in the sidebar. They LOVE gays.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

474 435
Meanwhile, the DoD has its panties in a twist because a SEAL warrior killed an ISIS captive.

More fucking Obama-era hangover bullshit.
I want my enemies to suffer, hurt and if possible, die.

Posted by: mikey


I think we SHOULD put that SEAL on trial -- for dereliction of duty, and only killing ONE terrorist. Why did he slack off?

Prosecutor: "Will you admit to this court that you killed a terrorist?"

Defendent: (Hanging head in shame) "Yes."

Prosecutor: "Let me repeat that: You killed A terrorist?"

Defendent: "Y -- Yes."

Prosecutor: "Just one."

Defendent: "Just one."

Prosecutor: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU??? WHY DIDN"T YOU KILL THEM ALL???"


Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 07:05 PM (oFcdC)

475

fake news msnbc decided that those two old Democrat dead bigoted senators were now Republicans. Really.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:05 PM (iaPyO)

476
Most realistic part of the show, those highway cops got paid crap
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:01 PM (39g3+)

__

Not no 'mo they ain't.

"After graduation, recruits are promoted to the position of CHP officer with an annual base salary of $74,700. The base salary is increased by 5% annually until an officer reaches the top base salary level (currently $92,640 a year)."

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:06 PM (FiUMj)

477 The Babylon Bee strikes again!

Ocasio-Cortez Gets Head Stuck In Bucket...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yy5qnbjk


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 07:06 PM (weya0)

478 >>2) Ponch being an expert in whatever was trendy at the time with zero indication he was even aware of it the week before


He was an adept hang glider, too.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 07:06 PM (+Tq+1)

479 ridiculous car wrecks with cars flipping and tumbling end over end off ramps

-

That's one of the things that I hate the most about most movies and TV shows. Two cars smashing into each other is horrible, but they rarely involve anything going airborne.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 07:06 PM (3NsPD)

480 455 Mindanao, for starters.

A couple of other islands in the PI as well.
Posted by: naturalfake

The country is 92% Christian. If that's a Muslim country, so are we.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 07:02 PM (DrqHq)



It is overwhelmingly Christian. The Moro troublemakers are just concentrated on the islands of the Sulu Archipelago and Palawan, and about half of Mindanao.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2019 07:06 PM (ujg0T)

481 What amazes me on CHIPS was no traffic

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 07:06 PM (BbGew)

482 This medic has immunity and the prosecution was pissed claiming that he
only is now saying this after he got immunity and not when he was first
questioned.



Good move.



HAHA Fuck lawyers!
Present company excluded, etc. etc.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 07:07 PM (LL1Be)

483 I loved chips because they could do everything. Skateboard this week, windsurfing next week, dirt track racing the next, performing emergency heart surgery in a two part series, etc.
======================
Ride cop Harleys bolted to a trailor, and converse at highway speed.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 07:07 PM (ty7RM)

484 I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2019 07:07 PM (ykYG2)

485 Two things stood out in my memory of the show:

1) ridiculous car wrecks with cars flipping and tumbling end over end off ramps

2) Ponch being an expert in whatever was trendy at the time with zero indication he was even aware of it the week before

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:04 PM (39g3+)
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I loved loved loved that show. I think I was 6 when it was on.

So all of it made sense because COOL CAR CRASHES!!!

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 07:07 PM (cfSRQ)

486 The Philippines have a violent MILF insurgency.

-

If that were Sweden then I'd be looking for my passport.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 07:07 PM (3NsPD)

487 That song is great.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 07:08 PM (nDe2U)

488 Can you imagine how outraged Ma and Pa Costko are? Could NONE of their high-ranking friends pull any strings?!?!?!

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 20, 2019 07:08 PM (f8ilN)

489

No traffic?!? Yep.

Yesterday's episode had a small airplane land on the highway! Ponch and Jon cleared the way for stalling aircraft.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:08 PM (iaPyO)

490 Every show from the late 70s and early 80s I watched is cringe inducing bad in retrospect...chips, A Team, Duke of Hazzard Knight Rider. It's amazing that shit was on network TV. Then again with only 3 channels to choose from not like there was much choice and hence no need to quality.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:08 PM (FiUMj)

491 The Moro troublemakers are just concentrated on the islands of the Sulu Archipelago and Palawan, and about half of Mindanao.

-

I'm sure the girlfriend wasn't from there or the FBI would've told us.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 07:08 PM (3NsPD)

492 What amazes me on CHIPS was no traffic

I can't figure out where they filmed it, surely they couldn't just shut down I-5 all the time for a TV show

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:08 PM (39g3+)

493 Ride cop Harleys bolted to a trailor, and converse at highway speed.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 07:07 PM (ty7RM)

Kawasakis......they rode rice bikes.

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2019 07:09 PM (ykq7q)

494 LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 07:06 PM (weya0)

That picture alone is killin' me! Damn, that's funny.

And you gotta love: "Many activists also defended Ocasio-Cortez on Twitter...some talking about how buckets are important to society and others calling for the destruction of all buckets."

Posted by: Confused Flight Attendant at June 20, 2019 07:09 PM (O8WFE)

495
Wait, what?

Dukes of Hazzard is still a great show.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:09 PM (iaPyO)

496 Willie Nelson picks a candidate: "I'm with Beto"

I guess we all now know who is the worst of the cast of thousands running.

Thank you, Willie. You've done your service. That pile of weed over there isn't going to smoke itself, so ta ta.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 20, 2019 07:09 PM (6eEQ+)

497
Not no 'mo they ain't.
"After graduation, recruits are promoted to the position of CHP officer with an annual base salary of $74,700.


Which isn't much if you live in California.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 07:09 PM (TAmPV)

498 I love watching videos of Filipino Christians hand making 1911s in remote mountain villages.

Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2019 07:09 PM (Hcsj+)

499 Ow old is that fossil, anyway??

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 07:04 PM (90T4r)


I never thought I'd outlive my dick.

Posted by: Willie at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (wXw18)

500 Dukes of Hazzard is still a great show.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:09 PM (iaPyO)

___

Triggered!!!!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (FiUMj)

501
Kinky Friedman is another shithead when it comes to politics.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (iaPyO)

502 Sen Tom Cotton on Levin

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (BbGew)

503 "After graduation, recruits are promoted to the
position of CHP officer with an annual base salary of $74,700. The base
salary is increased by 5% annually until an officer reaches the top base
salary level (currently $92,640 a year)."

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:06 PM (FiUMj)

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That sounds like a lot of money until you realize that a one-bedroom bungalow costs $400,000.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (cfSRQ)

504 Every show from the late 70s and early 80s I watched is cringe inducing bad in retrospect...chips, A Team, Duke of Hazzard Knight Rider. It's amazing that shit was on network TV. Then again with only 3 channels to choose from not like there was much choice and hence no need to quality.

---------

1. don't forget the incredible hulk.

2. I think these were "childrens' shows"

3. almost universally panned, no admitted to watching, yet good ratings.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (JziUy)

505
Another Texas shithead, I mean.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (iaPyO)

506
can't figure out where they filmed it, surely they couldn't just shut down I-5 all the time for a TV show


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:08 PM (39g3+)


The 118 freeway before it was completed.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (TAmPV)

507 Look it up. It's a thing. The Philippines have a violent MILF insurgency.
==============
Huh, any indication how they feel about spanking? Asking for a...me.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (ty7RM)

508 Our Goverment Betters in action:

Florida city gives in to $600,000 bitcoin ransomware demand

"Riviera Beach, a city in Florida, is set to pay hackers $600,000 in bitcoin with the hope of having its systems restored. Hackers took over the systems several weeks ago, when a police department employee opened a malicious email that allowed them to inject the city's network with malware. Now the council has voted to pay the ransom in the hopes of getting Riviera Beach's encrypted records back -- even though there's no actual guarantee the hackers will restore them."


Yes, let's pay more in taxes for students, teachers, and clustterfuck city government.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (DrqHq)

509 497
Not no 'mo they ain't.
"After graduation, recruits are promoted to the position of CHP officer with an annual base salary of $74,700.


Which isn't much if you live in California.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 07:09 PM (TAmPV)

___

Even in Cali $74K starting salary is pretty decent, plus fully paid health benefits, pension, etc.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (FiUMj)

510
Speaking of Texas shitheads....

Ted Cruz will be on Steven Crowder in a few minutes.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:11 PM (iaPyO)

511 >>Every show from the late 70s and early 80s I watched is cringe inducing bad


You are just lucky you didn't mention BJ and The Bear or Hunter.

Otherwise...

Shit would have got real.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 07:11 PM (+Tq+1)

512 you know, the scourge of woodpeckers everywhere, nurse rached, is in Florida right now. I'm sure she could help.

B'Gal and I had lunch with her and Insom yesterday. What a cute couple they are.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 20, 2019 07:11 PM (HaL55)

513 It is overwhelmingly Christian. The Moro
troublemakers are just concentrated on the islands of the Sulu
Archipelago and Palawan, and about half of Mindanao.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2019 07:06 PM (ujg0T)

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Yep, the heartland of the MILF insurgency.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)

514 510
Speaking of Texas shitheads....

Ted Cruz will be on Steven Crowder in a few minutes.
Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:11 PM (iaPyO)


Uh oh........

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 07:11 PM (90T4r)

515 Which isn't much if you live in California.

-

That's probably only $20k more than you can get by drawing welfare and watching Chips all day.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 07:11 PM (3NsPD)

516 >>>I'll never smoke weed with Willie again<<<

Motherfucker ain't no joke!

Posted by: Snoop Dog at June 20, 2019 07:11 PM (kLDv+)

517 1. don't forget the incredible hulk.

2. I think these were "childrens' shows"

3. almost universally panned, no admitted to watching, yet good ratings.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (JziUy)

___

Love Boat, Fantasy Island.
The list is long.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:11 PM (FiUMj)

518 The MFM is also calling Biden and his fellow Dems 'segregationists' and not 'white supremacists' as they call, well, everyone else.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 07:11 PM (Dh1wo)

519 Even in Cali $74K starting salary is pretty decent, plus fully paid health benefits, pension, etc.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:10 PM (FiUMj)

I can't imagine that going far when your typical mortgage is more than $1 Million.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 20, 2019 07:12 PM (pgXNG)

520 I loved loved loved that show. I think I was 6 when it was on.

I was like in the 5th and 6th grade and even then I was saying "oh come ON, Ponch can't know how to do that"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:12 PM (39g3+)

521

The 1st season of The Dukes was a bit more gritty. Also, filmed in Georgia.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:12 PM (iaPyO)

522 The Philippines have a violent MILF insurgency.


The Philippines was the shooting location for a bunch of sexploitation movies in the seventies. There were always revolutionaries and a dictatorship and it was never clear what country it was supposed to be but when the girls got captured they had to take collective showers in the open.

I do miss some bits of the seventies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 07:12 PM (fuK7c)

523 Maybe Willie got into JackStraw's stash.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 20, 2019 07:12 PM (0PDHs)

524 What to do with Iran.

Knock out all of their electrical generating ability. That includes the generators that provide guidance and control for their missiles. Knock out their refinery. Scan their country for e/m emissions - destroy those when you find them. This will make them about an 1830 civilization - where they are no threat to anyone. Repeat as necessary.

Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2019 07:13 PM (LVl0u)

525 Best 70's and 80's TV drama? Knightboat. There wasn't a crime it couldn't solve.

Posted by: Homer at June 20, 2019 07:13 PM (6eEQ+)

526 That's one of the things that I hate the most about most movies and TV shows. Two cars smashing into each other is horrible, but they rarely involve anything going airborne.

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I like when a car goes off a cliff and before it even hits the ground it explodes into flame.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2019 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)

527 What amazes me on CHIPS was no traffic


I was always amazed how it was only old junkers that crashed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

528 Mmm...chips.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 20, 2019 07:13 PM (EgshT)

529 Florida city gives in to $600,000 bitcoin ransomware demand

-

Didn't Baltimore get caught in one and refuse to pay and lost everything?

Filling out home purchases by hand and what not because they weren't going to negotiate with terrorists (or keep backups).

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 07:13 PM (3NsPD)

530 Florida city gives in to $600,000 bitcoin ransomware demand

This is the rule now with more and more organizations too stupid or lazy to back their shit up.

The number one protection against Ransomware?

RELIABLE BACKUPS, you overpaid bureaucratic shits.


Dumbfucks.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 07:13 PM (LL1Be)

531 They didn't have a statement from the guy before they gave him immunity?

Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2019 07:13 PM (Hcsj+)

532 The Philippines have a violent MILF insurgency.

-

If that were Sweden then I'd be looking for my passport.
Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 07:07 PM (3NsPD)

Muzzies can have the Swedes.

Asians FTW.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 07:14 PM (sZzDP)

533 What would Willie do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0OHaAlrFzc

Posted by: BignJames at June 20, 2019 07:14 PM (ykq7q)

534 I was like in the 5th and 6th grade and even then I was saying "oh come ON, Ponch can't know how to do that"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:12 PM (39g3+)

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I'm sure I would view the show differently now.

You know what HAS held up? The original Battlestar Galactica.

Beats the hell out of the remake, because Starbuck is a GUY.

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 07:14 PM (cfSRQ)

535 It was actually filmed mostly on the 210 freeway before it was finished. We would go down and sit on a hill and watch. That's when I figured out that filming is an incredibly boring thing that takes all day to get seconds of film.

Posted by: CA Token at June 20, 2019 07:14 PM (nbRsE)

536 It's the Rich Evans rule. If an old junker car shows up in a B Movie, it absolutely will explode at some point.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 20, 2019 07:14 PM (0PDHs)

537 Did Love Boat have a supernatural angle to it, like Fantasy Island? Or was it just people fucking? I don't remember.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:14 PM (FiUMj)

538 Forgot about the Dukes, use to be on often but seems to have been wiped out of history by Leftists.
No joy in life can't be destroyed by Leftism.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 07:15 PM (BbGew)

539 It waz the Dukes!

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 20, 2019 07:15 PM (EgshT)

540

Booker's a good cop!

Posted by: Crow T. Robot at June 20, 2019 07:15 PM (aKsyK)

541 Even in Cali $74K starting salary is pretty decent, plus fully paid health benefits, pension, etc.
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Getting shot in the face by an MS-13 gang member on a routine traffic stop is one of the downsides to career advancement. For Cali, that wage seems fair.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 07:15 PM (ty7RM)

542 Another Babylon Bee headline:

AOC Compares mandatory math classes to concentration camps.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 07:15 PM (oiNtH)

543 My search skills are weak, but wasn't "bathe in their blood" etc., etc., something that one of Ace's friends told a college administrator back in the day? I dimly remember something like that being a topic of discussion back in the early, early days of this Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at June 20, 2019 07:15 PM (lJMCC)

544 >>Did Love Boat have a supernatural angle to it



There was something supernatural in Julie's panties.

Posted by: Gopher at June 20, 2019 07:15 PM (+Tq+1)

545 Booker's a good cop!
Posted by: Crow T. Robot at June 20, 2019 07:15 PM (aKsyK)

MCCLOUD!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 20, 2019 07:15 PM (xPJvm)

546 Yes, there was an ocean of trash on TV in the late 70s and early 80s. That's why a show like Miami Vice which wasn't that great looked like Shakespeare in comparison. I mean when your other choices were Jake and the Fat Man or Too Close for Comfort, it doesnt take much to stand out.

There were gems though, Columbo, Rockford Files, a few.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:15 PM (39g3+)

547 You know what HAS held up? The original Battlestar Galactica.

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And that British Space 2099 show.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 07:15 PM (3NsPD)

548 Stephanie Kramer was fucking hot in Hunter.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 07:16 PM (nDe2U)

549 >>Booker's a good cop!



MITCHELL!

Posted by: Gypsy at June 20, 2019 07:16 PM (+Tq+1)

550 Hope Hicks is smoking hot. I miss her.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 07:16 PM (PxX58)

551 Florida city gives in to $600,000 bitcoin ransomware demand

All the smart file-knappers demand payment in Monero or Dash.

Bitcoins leave a trail like no ones business.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 07:16 PM (weya0)

552 He must have been a Clinton.

Posted by: Jean at June 20, 2019 07:16 PM (Hcsj+)

553 Stephanie Kramer was fucking hot in Hunter.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 07:16 PM (nDe2U)

It is known.

Also Stephanie Zimbalist Jr. in Remington Steele.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 20, 2019 07:16 PM (xPJvm)

554 Did Love Boat have a supernatural angle to it, like Fantasy Island? Or was it just people fucking? I don't remember.
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If by "supernatural" you mean coke fueled orgies off the set, yes. It was VERY supernatural.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 07:17 PM (ty7RM)

555 What amazes me on CHIPS was no traffic

I can't figure out where they filmed it, surely they couldn't just shut down I-5 all the time for a TV show
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:08 PM (39g3+)

I think it was mainly filmed on one of those remote freeways out past Glendale.

Posted by: LASue at June 20, 2019 07:17 PM (wMHPW)

556 Well, his eyes were lit up while he was wrestling
with Richard Branson in the pic I posted earlier. And he was biting his
lower lip. That's a tell.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)


That creepy white dude is Branson??

Yikes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 20, 2019 07:17 PM (ufFY8)

557
Did Love Boat have a supernatural angle to it, like Fantasy Island? Or was it just people fucking? I don't remember.

Isaac overserved regularly. Every week was an "exciting and new" drunken orgy.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 07:17 PM (LL1Be)

558 They didn't have a statement from the guy before they gave him immunity?
Posted by: Jean

Apparently they did have a statement but he happened to leave out a few details.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 07:17 PM (oiNtH)

559 Story goes that the pitch for Miami Vice was simply MTV cops. And the NBC honchos were sold on that premise alone, without anyone actually coming up with scripts or anything else.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:17 PM (FiUMj)

560 Supernatural? I dunno, there was a black guy tho...

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 20, 2019 07:18 PM (0PDHs)

561 Hope Hicks is smoking hot. I miss her.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 07:16 PM (PxX5

She doesn't do anything for me.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 07:18 PM (sZzDP)

562 503 "After graduation, recruits are promoted to the
position of CHP officer with an annual base salary of $74,700. The base
salary is increased by 5% annually until an officer reaches the top base
salary level (currently $92,640 a year)."

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:06 PM (FiUMj)

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That sounds like a lot of money until you realize that a one-bedroom bungalow costs $400,000.
Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd


Wha???

Aren't CHIPS in California?

'Round these parts, a one bedroom bungalow starts at about $850,000. For a fixer-upper.

Maybe in the outskirts of Bakersfield you could find one for $400,000, but anywhere any normal person would live.

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 07:18 PM (oFcdC)

563 Did you see that peach Nadler getting her name wrong over and over. She called him out on it and he said he was preoccupied. She should have walked out and told him she'd return when he was able to focus on the meeting.

Posted by: CA Token at June 20, 2019 07:18 PM (nbRsE)

564 BignJames: "What would Willie do?"

He'd smoke more pot and sing badly, that's what he'd do.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 20, 2019 07:18 PM (6eEQ+)

565 Putting Bubba back in sock-solitary confinement.

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2019 07:18 PM (Lz9fr)

566 Love American Style >> Love Boat

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 07:18 PM (weya0)

567 Tex Cobb used to hang out in Philly. He was a regular at Smoky Joe's - a Penn bar.

He was a damn good actor, too.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair


He was The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (S6Pax)

568 but anywhere any normal person would live
=
but NOT anywhere any normal person would live.

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (oFcdC)

569 UFO was the greatest British TV show of all time.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (MVjcR)

570 How did 'Doc' on Love Boat ever get laid? I'm thinking Rohypnol.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (oVJmc)

571 Hope Hicks I mean

Posted by: CA Token at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (nbRsE)

572 Battle of the Network Stars was awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (PUmDY)

573 Hope Hicks is smoking hot. I miss her.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 07:16 PM (PxX5



She doesn't do anything for me.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 07:18 PM (sZzDP)

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Wow, I know different strokes n'all, but the woman is breathtakingly beautiful. Just stunning.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (JoUsr)

574 559
Story goes that the pitch for Miami Vice was simply MTV cops. And the
NBC honchos were sold on that premise alone, without anyone actually
coming up with scripts or anything else.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:17 PM (FiUMj)

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It was on too late for me to stay up. Plus mom owned the TV, so stupid PBS shows.

Magnum P.I. was great, though!

Posted by: Under-sellin Author A.H. Lloyd - buy my books! at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)

575 3's Company.

Cuz yeah man, why not?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (FiUMj)

576 She doesn't do anything for me.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 07:18 PM (sZzDP)
==========
Ok, I gotta ask...who does??

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (ty7RM)

577 Honestly, I rather see him get 200 lashes in public than languish in Club Fed.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 20, 2019 07:20 PM (D9/4G)

578 428 Nadler repeatedly calls Hope Hicks "Ms. Lewandowski" until she finally corrects him. "My name is Ms. Hicks":

Posted by: Deep State

Her name is "Hotness".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 20, 2019 06:58 PM (weya0)


They could do a new version of "Stacy's Mom", and Hope Hicks would be the perfect replacement for Rachel Hunter.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 07:20 PM (sy5kK)

579 How did 'Doc' on Love Boat ever get laid? I'm thinking Rohypnol.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (oVJmc)


*warbles* lonely women make good lovers

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2019 07:20 PM (5v5Zx)

580 UFO was the greatest British TV show of all time.
Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (MVjcR)

Amen!!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 07:20 PM (sZzDP)

581

And that Space 2099 show



-----


Brian Johnson Special Effects Director
August 15, 2018 ·

BJ here folks. Am awaiting a green light for an updated version of Space 1999 which will have Eagles and Hawks but some new craft as well. Will be made in the UK and where is TBD and I hope to have more news shortly. Really looking forward to this project. Will report as soon as I have confirmation of the deal.
Onwards and upwards,
Brian



Posted by: mikeyG at June 20, 2019 07:20 PM (LL1Be)

582 McCloud was just Coogan's Bluff with no regard to intellectual property rights.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 07:20 PM (fuK7c)

583
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 20, 2019 07:21 PM (KCxzN)

584 Battle of the Network Stars was awesome.

DUNK TANK!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

585 Part of the Philippines is Muzzie... Luzon, I think....
Posted by: kraken

Mindanao.

The southernmost "big island" in the Filipino archipilego.

The Muslims came up from the south from Indonesia, and got stopped there by the natives. Their prosletization didn't get any further north into Leyte or Luzon.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 20, 2019 07:21 PM (S6Pax)

586 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 20, 2019 07:21 PM (t+qrx)

587 Riviera Beach is not known locally for intellectuals. They are men of action, 9 mm action. Check the homicide tracker at Palm Beach Post.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 20, 2019 07:21 PM (Jj+59)

588 Didn't Mike Tyson also genetically modify and cultivate his own strain of weed?

Posted by: Fritz at June 20, 2019 07:21 PM (kLDv+)

589 How did 'Doc' on Love Boat ever get laid? I'm thinking Rohypnol.
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I think he just wandered around in his white Bermuda shorts, support hose, and his joint hanging out with a gram of blow sticking to it.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 07:21 PM (ty7RM)

590 Didn't Ponch not know how much a motorcycle cost on the Price Is Right episode?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 20, 2019 07:21 PM (PUmDY)

591 There's nothing better than a 30-gallon trash bag filled with chips.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 20, 2019 07:21 PM (EgshT)

592 Battle of the Network Stars was awesome.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (PUmDY)

Wife and I saw one with Mark Harmon. He fuking killed in every event he was in. Wasn't even fair.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 20, 2019 07:21 PM (xPJvm)

593
Battle of the Network Stars was awesome.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


https://youtu.be/iFarsrDmt10

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2019 07:21 PM (aKsyK)

594 Black sheep Squadron was a good show.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2019 07:22 PM (gC2IV)

595 Story goes that the pitch for Miami Vice was simply MTV cops. And the NBC honchos were sold on that premise alone, without anyone actually coming up with scripts or anything else.

It was basically 77 Sunset strip with bitchen visuals. Every generation seems to have a show like it, but they do actually hold up better than I expected. Philip Michael Thomas isn't great but Don Johnson is actually damn good and some of the stories are pretty interesting and gritty.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:22 PM (39g3+)

596 537 Did Love Boat have a supernatural angle to it, like Fantasy Island? Or was it just people fucking? I don't remember.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:14 PM (FiUMj)



Just the romantic lives of actors and actresses in the sunsets of their careers, as well as local Los Angeles quasi celebs like The Prices "Price's Ice Is Nice" and Cal Worthington.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2019 07:22 PM (ujg0T)

597 "...will this upstanding young Aristocrat be bullied or abused in prison?"

...the healing power of "and."

Posted by: Flyover at June 20, 2019 07:22 PM (B5K06)

598 She doesn't do anything for me.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 07:18 PM (sZzDP)
==========
Ok, I gotta ask...who does??
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (ty7RM)

Well, lately, nobody really.

Christina Hendricks is the only one that comes to mind offhand.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 07:22 PM (sZzDP)

599 My first salary in NYC was just under $50K in the mid 90s. That's about 80K in today's money. And I survived just fine. So $74K in LA, which is much cheaper than NYC is fine for a 22 year old rookie cop. Nobody buys a house fresh out of school.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:23 PM (FiUMj)

600
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 20, 2019 07:23 PM (KCxzN)

601 i don't trust a new British version of anything. it will all be Muslims and gays fighting against some giant version of Donald Trump in a very badly exaggerated Noo Yawk accent.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2019 07:23 PM (ykYG2)

602 Cosmic Charlie: "Battle of the Network Stars was awesome."

We was robbed!

Posted by: Robert Conrad at June 20, 2019 07:23 PM (6eEQ+)

603 The best thing about McCloud was JD Cannon.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at June 20, 2019 07:23 PM (3DZIZ)

604 Battle of the Network Stars was awesome.

Battle of the nipple stars. No underwear of any kind allowed for the ladies. Some of the stuff that they showed, it was amazing they were allowed to broadcast it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:23 PM (39g3+)

605 Hope Hicks is pretty for someone Washington adjacent. If she was walking in Miami Beach I don't think I'd even notice her, though.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (0PDHs)

606 Chicken vindaloo on the moonbase.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (5v5Zx)

607
There's nothing better than a 30-gallon trash bag filled with chips.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 20, 2019 07:21 PM


'specially the flammable ones from El Azteco

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (KCxzN)

608 I think the minimum wage for my first real job was $2/hr.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (MVjcR)

609 politico.com/hope hicks refused-questions house testimony
https://tinyurl.com/y3bwg9ao

She has a lot going on as well.

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (BbGew)

610
She doesn't do anything for me.

==========

Ok, I gotta ask...who does??


===
Well, lately, nobody really.



You're on the list , pal.

Posted by: US AIr Force - Anti-Incel Terrorism Wing at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (LL1Be)

611 Please remember when you're talking about CHP pay scale you're also dealing with the 3% at 50 pension plan that guarantees that none of them ever stay on the job past 50

Plus a very very very lenient disability scheme.

Posted by: JEM at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (8erNz)

612 Battle of the Network Stars, Lynda Carter and Adrienne Barbeau in their respective peak career performances:

https://youtu.be/m7G1ZroldKs

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (fuK7c)

613 Christina Hendricks is the only one that comes to mind offhand.
=================
Ok, it's coming into focus now.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 07:25 PM (ty7RM)

614 Can they reboot Battle of the Netflix Stars but have the events be stolen from American Gladiators?

I want to see someome hit Kumail Nanjiani in the face with a giant Q tip.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 20, 2019 07:25 PM (0PDHs)

615 I never really watched any Love Boat but I remember thinking the chubby girl was cute. I had a crush on the Ingalls girls on Little House on the Prairie, too. And Valerie Bertinelli.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:25 PM (39g3+)

616 They've made a few new series of Red Dwarf over the last few years.

It's amazing how good the guys still are in it, even if the show's a little past it's prime.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 07:25 PM (oVJmc)

617 And UFO?
Have you ever stopped and pondered how many characters from other Sci fi shows Ed Straker would have stood against a wall and shot?

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at June 20, 2019 07:25 PM (3DZIZ)

618 68 48 Meh. He'll go to a minimum security prison. He isn't going to be anyone's bitch.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2019 06:04 PM (gC2IV)

He'll be on the golf course at Maxwell within the next 6 weeks. Swinging a sickle, not a club.

Posted by: Kipling at June 20, 2019 07:25 PM (xQJTG)

619 Hope Hicks and her Hot Licks.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 20, 2019 07:26 PM (EgshT)

620 Nope! 1979 = $2.90! I was rich!!

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 07:26 PM (MVjcR)

621 >>Hope Hicks is pretty for someone Washington adjacent. If she was walking in Miami Beach I don't think I'd even notice her, though.

I might.

https://tinyurl.com/y5v2sach

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 07:26 PM (PxX58)

622 All TV shows between Maude (1972) and PeeWee's Playhouse (1986) were total garbage. No exceptions. Including Maude. The entire era's worth of videotape masters should be erased.

There. I've said it.

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 07:26 PM (oFcdC)

623 Hope Hicks is pretty for someone Washington adjacent. If she was walking in Miami Beach I don't think I'd even notice her, though.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (0PDHs)

I looked her up back when she started getting attention here.

I thought she was kinda skinny and no tits, with ok face. Not somebody I'd turn around and watch.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 07:26 PM (sZzDP)

624 SCTV's Network Battle of the Ts and As -- Loni Anderson's Ts versus Lola Falana's A!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 07:26 PM (Dh1wo)

625 You're on the list , pal.
Posted by: US AIr Force - Anti-Incel Terrorism Wing at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (LL1Be)

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So...

The biggest terrorism threat for the Air Force are a bunch of no-sex-having soibois storming their bases.

Sad.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 07:27 PM (RU4sa)

626 608 I think the minimum wage for my first real job was $2/hr.
Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (MVjcR)

I remember I started at $1.85, at McDonalds.

Posted by: tom servo at June 20, 2019 07:27 PM (V2Yro)

627 Hope Hicks went to SMU. That increases her hotness by 21%.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:27 PM (FiUMj)

628 The problem with vids of Battle of the Network Stars now is that they were not filmed well even for the time and meant for 15" screens so they look godawful on youtube.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:27 PM (39g3+)

629 3.25 an hour


...same as in town.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 07:27 PM (+Tq+1)

630 Did they ever write a traffic citation on ChiPs? Isn't that their job? Why weren't they fired?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 20, 2019 07:27 PM (0PDHs)

631 Every show from the late 70s and early 80s I watched is cringe inducing
bad in retrospect...chips, A Team, Duke of Hazzard Knight Rider.

There was never a good episode of Wonder Woman, and I know that for a fact, because I have watched each and every episode repeatedly.

Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2019 07:27 PM (LVl0u)

632
3.25 an hour


...same as in town.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 07:27 PM (+Tq+1)


Deep, too.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 20, 2019 07:28 PM (t+qrx)

633 Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (fuK7c)
===============
That was OUTSTANDING. Long befoer Speedo upped the lycra ratio in swimwear. Nips galore!!

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 07:28 PM (ty7RM)

634
All TV shows between Maude (1972) and PeeWee's Playhouse (1986) were total garbage. No exceptions. Including Maude. The entire era's worth of videotape masters should be erased.

There. I've said it.


Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 07:26 PM (oFcdC)


Soap was pretty good.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 07:28 PM (TAmPV)

635 Before returning Florida's information they will keep a copy. That city is on the hook for every person's identity loss.

Posted by: Willie at June 20, 2019 07:28 PM (nhBb/)

636 611 Please remember when you're talking about CHP pay scale you're also dealing with the 3% at 50 pension plan that guarantees that none of them ever stay on the job past 50

Plus a very very very lenient disability scheme.
Posted by: JEM at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (8erNz)

____

Yep. People always forget about the sweeeeet bennies/pensions govt workers get. See also "starving teachers" who retire at 52 with a $65K for life pension and $0 health insurance.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:28 PM (FiUMj)

637 If he plead guilty to 5 felonies they had him for way more than that. I'm guessing.....

Posted by: NC Ref at June 20, 2019 07:28 PM (IGYfK)

638 All TV shows between Maude (1972) and PeeWee's Playhouse (1986) were total garbage.


Wut?

Posted by: WKRP In Cincinatti at June 20, 2019 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

639 Columbo..

Banacek.

Okay Wiseguy didn't drop until 1987

Posted by: JEM at June 20, 2019 07:29 PM (8erNz)

640 570 How did 'Doc' on Love Boat ever get laid? I'm thinking Rohypnol.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (oVJmc)



Hey he was the Agent of KAOS, never forget that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2019 07:29 PM (ujg0T)

641

Hill Street Blues started in 1982, and it was damn good. Barney Miller was like 1976.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:29 PM (iaPyO)

642 I might.

You are a great American, sir.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 20, 2019 07:29 PM (EgshT)

643 How did 'Doc' on Love Boat ever get laid? I'm thinking Rohypnol.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 07:19 PM (oVJmc)
........

He didn't mind kissing them after they'd been barfing all day.

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 07:29 PM (v0R5T)

644 All TV shows between Maude (1972) and PeeWee's Playhouse (1986) were total garbage.

There was a lot of garbage but again, Columbo and Rockford Files were in that range, as was The Muppet Show, Barney Miller, and The Bob Newhart Show. Some good stuff squeaked through

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:29 PM (39g3+)

645 >>I might.


Something wrong with her face.

Also, that's a lot of torso.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 07:29 PM (+Tq+1)

646
There was never a good episode of Wonder Woman, and I know that for a fact, because I have watched each and every episode repeatedly.



Parts of Wonder Woman were awesome.

Posted by: WKRP In Cincinatti at June 20, 2019 07:29 PM (oVJmc)

647 638 All TV shows between Maude (1972) and PeeWee's Playhouse (1986) were total garbage.


Wut?
Posted by: WKRP In Cincinatti


See? You made my point for me.

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 07:30 PM (oFcdC)

648 He will be tossing salads soon

Posted by: Boomer at June 20, 2019 07:30 PM (ucNdt)

649

Magnum started in 1981 or 2.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:30 PM (iaPyO)

650 I liked Taxi, that was pretty funny stuff

Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 07:30 PM (BbGew)

651 If had doxed either normal citizens, or part of the Trump team, he would have walked.

But he doxed Swamp creatures.

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2019 07:30 PM (NgKpN)

652 Okay Wiseguy didn't drop until 1987

Yeah but only the first season was really good. Crime Story was great too, but again first season.

My first job, $3.25 minimum wage.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:30 PM (39g3+)

653 I think the minimum wage for my first real job was $2/hr.
Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (MVjcR)

I remember I started at $1.85, at McDonalds.
Posted by: tom servo at June 20, 2019 07:27 PM (V2Yro)

I worked some federal summer jobs program for either $1.50 or $1.75 an hour, I forget which now.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 20, 2019 07:30 PM (sZzDP)

654 I'll stand by my statement. If she lived in my neighborhood she'd be the hottest girl around. If she was at like a Vegas Rehab pool party I wouldn't notice her.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at June 20, 2019 07:30 PM (0PDHs)

655 434 Since when was the Philippines mulsim?

-

My fault, they're apparently only 5% or so. For some reason I was thinking she was from some sh*thole.
Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 20, 2019 06:59 PM (3NsPD)

Maybe you were thinking of Indonesia?

After the shore of the West Coast, they all start to look alike.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 07:30 PM (sy5kK)

656 Ahem.

Charlie's Freaking Angels.

The first season, the one with Farrah.

Faggots.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 07:30 PM (fuK7c)

657

The episodes of WW with Drusilla?
Holy cats. Debra Winger as a little Wonder Woman...

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:31 PM (iaPyO)

658 644 All TV shows between Maude (1972) and PeeWee's Playhouse (1986) were total garbage.

There was a lot of garbage but again, Columbo and Rockford Files were in that range, as was The Muppet Show, Barney Miller, and The Bob Newhart Show. Some good stuff squeaked through
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


OK, y'all are pranking me -- right?

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 07:31 PM (oFcdC)

659


nood Ace diet thread

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:31 PM (iaPyO)

660 Sanford and Son is still funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 20, 2019 07:31 PM (PUmDY)

661 Hill Street Blues first episode a couple cops got shot up by thugs. I thought 'damn that's real police work'.

Posted by: Eromero at June 20, 2019 07:31 PM (qBNEP)

662
Bob Newhart was top quality.

Posted by: Soothsayer's wacky innacurate lyrics at June 20, 2019 07:32 PM (iaPyO)

663 I'm with you, Skip. Taxi was a very funny show. One of my favorites at that time. I never missed it.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 20, 2019 07:32 PM (JoUsr)

664 >>>I think the minimum wage for my first real job was $2/hr.<<<

Would you like a bag of weed and feed for your lawn Mr. Weasel?

Posted by: Fritz at June 20, 2019 07:32 PM (kLDv+)

665 I liked Taxi, that was pretty funny stuff

The episode when Jim is taking the written test for his drivers license is funnier than shit.

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2019 07:32 PM (dUJdY)

666 . And Valerie Bertinelli.
=================
She filled up a lot of socks.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 07:32 PM (ty7RM)

667 The only exceptions I can think of are the later seasons of Monty Python (which ran until '74, I think), and the first two seasons of SNL.

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 07:32 PM (oFcdC)

668 i remember when it went up twenty-five cents to $3.15/hr. All of a sudden I was living large!

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 07:32 PM (MVjcR)

669 Hood


Gaiiinz

Posted by: Ha at June 20, 2019 07:32 PM (MAstk)

670 Taxi was good, other than Andy Kaufman. SOAP was damned funny, I agree. Night Court was pretty funny for a sitcom. Moonlighting was intermittently brilliant, and you could really tell that Bruce Willis was destined for great things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:33 PM (39g3+)

671 I liked Taxi, that was pretty funny stuff

The episode when Jim is taking the written test for his drivers license is funnier than shit.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 20, 2019 07:32 PM (dUJdY)

I mostly disliked that show, but Reverend Jim was funny as all hell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 20, 2019 07:33 PM (xPJvm)

672 Late 1970s Muppet Show was amazeballs.
The first Buck Rogers season was okay too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2019 07:33 PM (ykYG2)

673 I think I was making $5/hr in my shitty high school job, so a tad over minimum wage.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:33 PM (FiUMj)

674 Bob Newhart was top quality.

--

My all time favorite sitcom right there. At least the first 4 seasons. Not the 80s reincarnation. I'm talking Bob Hartley.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 20, 2019 07:33 PM (JoUsr)

675 Charlie's Freaking Angels.

The first season, the one with Farrah.


Well there are shows that were horrible but eye candy, like that and Wonder Woman, which are another category entirely.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:34 PM (39g3+)

676 Barney Miller. It's still great.
heh, my daughter's occasionally indulge me and watch it.
Youngest: "Why is everything so filthy?"
"you should have seen NY in the 70s hon."

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 20, 2019 07:34 PM (ty7RM)

677 >>the first two seasons of SNL.


You are one of those people?

I can't believe anyone actually thought John Belushi was funny.

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 07:34 PM (+Tq+1)

678
My all time favorite sitcom right there. At least the first 4 seasons. Not the 80s reincarnation. I'm talking Bob Hartley.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at June 20, 2019 07:33 PM (JoUsr)


Suzanne Pleshette

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 07:35 PM (TAmPV)

679 Markie Post!

Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 07:35 PM (+Tq+1)

680 Battle of the Network Stars, Lynda Carter and Adrienne Barbeau in their respective peak career performances:

----

it was as close to whatever as you could get back then, MAD magazine or whatever called that show just T&A. Or it was not necessarily the news.

whatever, even today, in low-def, that lynda carter onesie is wow. and the little house girl shakes em too.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 20, 2019 07:35 PM (JziUy)

681 I'd have given up my soul for a kiss from Valerie Bertinelli. That's before I learned she was going to ruin Van Halen, though.

And yeah the first pre-strike year of Buck Rogers wasn't bad in my memories. Probably awful to watch now, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:35 PM (39g3+)

682 I have no interest in dieting tips. Just chips.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 20, 2019 07:36 PM (EgshT)

683 Well there are shows that were horrible but eye candy, like that and Wonder Woman, which are another category entirely.


Wonder Woman - no nipples.

Charlie's Angels - nipples.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 07:36 PM (fuK7c)

684 I loved that one show.

With the two brothers who lived on a boat.

You know the one...

Posted by: Donald Trump at June 20, 2019 07:37 PM (+Tq+1)

685 Markie Post!

She's a good commie.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 20, 2019 07:37 PM (EgshT)

686 The 70s had a lotta nipples, it was kind of the thing then. Plus Farrah's are like chapstick dispensers, so there's nothing this side of plate armor that could hide them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:37 PM (39g3+)

687 zombie: "OK, y'all are pranking me -- right?"

How about Hart To Hart then? Or Dallas?

Who would kid you about those? Why, it's Shakespeare for Dummies.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 20, 2019 07:37 PM (6eEQ+)

688
All the Aron Spelling shows were crap.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 07:40 PM (TAmPV)

689 The 70s had a lotta nipples,


This came up recently. I had never given a thought to Doris Day, I thought she was some washed up bint from an earlier era, but she went on Johnny Carson in 74 and showed...advantages.

https://youtu.be/ou7-3wAyQFQ?t=30

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 07:42 PM (fuK7c)

690 garrett: "I can't believe anyone actually thought John Belushi was funny."

Let's see. There was Akroyd and Murray. And that's about it for the early years. Relatively, they were great. Their true greatness didn't shine until they did stuff outside of SNL.

Looking back, SNL has never been great. A few decent seasons but mostly average to crap. Funny is a tough business, but a lot of it was just bad.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 20, 2019 07:43 PM (6eEQ+)

691 The entire era's worth of videotape masters should be erased.

There. I've said it.

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 07:26 PM (oFcdC)



Columbo

Posted by: Willie at June 20, 2019 07:43 PM (nhBb/)

692
I think the minimum wage for my first real job was $2/hr.

Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 07:24 PM (MVjcR)


As I remember my pay as a draftee private E-1 was a tidy $110 per month.

Posted by: An Observation at June 20, 2019 07:43 PM (LVl0u)

693 Doris Day had Pez dispensers.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 20, 2019 07:43 PM (EgshT)

694 Some of those Battle of the Network Stars things were unfair though I mean, guys like Gil Gerard were athletes who became actors. Him against, say, Catherine Bach in the dunk tank and she's gonna take a bath.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 07:44 PM (39g3+)

695 But...but, your Honor...MY SHITBOX!

Posted by: Jackson "Resistance" Cosko at June 20, 2019 07:47 PM (y87jW)

696 Someone showed a bunch of Battle of Network Stars reruns a couple of years ago and it was maddening.

That little shit Scott Baio won everything.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 07:47 PM (fuK7c)

697 There used to be an awesome video of just jr insults on youtube

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 20, 2019 07:48 PM (zZXDy)

698 I think I was making $5/hr in my shitty high school job, so a tad over minimum wage.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 07:33 PM (FiUMj)
~~~~~

How old are you, 28?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 07:50 PM (NtglE)

699 She was one hot mamaluke.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 20, 2019 07:50 PM (EgshT)

700 That boy can Afrosheen a wighat like nobody's business.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at June 20, 2019 08:19 PM (hjaPQ)

701 He may be going to prison, but he's not going to prison-prison; i.e., not Pound Me In The Ass prison. He'll do easy time in an easy facility.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at June 20, 2019 08:21 PM (HOXd0)

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