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Company Proposes, Exhibits Standing-Room Only Airplane "Seating"
Except it's not seating, it's standing, with a little bit of leaning, plus a bicycle-like saddle delivering pressure right where you want it, in your groin.
That should make turbulent air especially fun. You'd get a discount, I guess.
The robot, dubbed "HP Robocop," is described as an "autonomous data machine" and is expected to be officially unveiled by the Huntington Park police department on Tuesday. Equipped with 360-degree video cameras, Huntington Park police will deploy "HP RoboCop" to monitor and surveil areas such as parks and city buildings. The robot will then be able to relay video footage from its cameras to police headquarters in order to facilitate fast and safe responses from police officers. "HP RoboCop" will also be able to roll down sidewalks and recite phrases to members of the public, such as "excuse me" and "good day to you."Take this back. This is not the future I ordered. No, I don't know who ordered this. No one ordered it, I would expect. I would like you to make a whole new future, the one I specifically ordered. I need a total re-do.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targetting at June 20, 2019 03:30 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2019 03:30 PM (AjVAj)
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Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2019 03:31 PM (tOP4K)
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Posted by: Peter Weller at June 20, 2019 03:32 PM (beH4q)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 03:32 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Yo! at June 20, 2019 03:32 PM (1XAal)
Oh fer god's sake, that thing would be rolled within minutes of being deployed. Unless there were tasers. That could be fun.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 03:32 PM (RD7QR)
And also, that person will be stupid enough to not wear a mask while doing it.
Posted by: PabloD at June 20, 2019 03:32 PM (44Vke)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 20, 2019 03:33 PM (AZxMX)
Maybe this would be plausible for a shuttle-type plane, a one-hour or 1:20 flight.
After the 2 hour gate/pushback delay.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2019 03:33 PM (Wx/+I)
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Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2019 03:33 PM (Lz9fr)
Ugh... can I quit early and start with the drinking?
Posted by: PabloD at June 20, 2019 03:33 PM (44Vke)
Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2019 03:33 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 03:33 PM (fuK7c)
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Posted by: x at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (nFwvY)
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Posted by: schlomo at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (6nk7Z)
Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2019 03:33 PM (Lz9fr)
Newsletter.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (RD7QR)
You know someone's gonna spray paint that robot with all sorts of things.
Posted by: PabloD at June 20, 2019 03:32 PM (44Vke)
It will be festooned with bumper stickers and suction-cup base dildos within minutes of being left unattended.
Posted by: Bert G at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: Guy with just that kind of face at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (tNw76)
I'm buying colander stock!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (pw+jk)
JUST IN: Judge Roy Moore, who narrowly lost a Senate special election in Alabama to Democrat Doug Jones in 2017, announces he will make a 2020 Senate bid.
Oy.
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Yo! at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (1XAal)
In unrelated but still nice legal news, Our Black-Robed Masters decided to leave the Bladensburg Peace Cross in peace:
https://tinyurl.com/S-Ct-Leaves-Peace-Cross-Alone
Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2019 03:35 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 20, 2019 03:35 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: jbspry at June 20, 2019 03:35 PM (9WVp6)
Does the flight come with the scary looking wierdo next you too?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 20, 2019 03:35 PM (PKgxz)
Meanwhile whatever happened to cameras on poles?
IOG - Insufficient Opportunity for Graft.
Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2019 03:35 PM (FhXTo)
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Posted by: Morpheus at June 20, 2019 03:35 PM (beH4q)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 20, 2019 03:36 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 20, 2019 03:32 PM (88+cf)
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lol!
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:36 PM (RU4sa)
Our future should not include banning livestock while also being treated like veal during flight travel.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 03:36 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 03:36 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2019 03:36 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: Skynet at June 20, 2019 03:36 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 03:36 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2019 03:35 PM (Y8PSl)
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Unless it's like R2D2, and can zapp them.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Yo! at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (1XAal)
More like "Ernest Goes to Weld-Tech".
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (YslsA)
That actually worked for a while. People Express (I think). 1980s NY-DC shuttle. Cost $29. No reservations, no assigned seating, show up with $29 and you're in DC an hour later.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (V+Su2)
Posted by: MW at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (hNTtn)
Posted by: Sally Kohn at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (pw+jk)
Bulldyke Airlines.
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Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (BD/yx)
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Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (PKgxz)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (sRczR)
Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2019 03:38 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 20, 2019 03:38 PM (AZxMX)
Also, Hewlett Packard should sue HP for name theft.
Posted by: m at June 20, 2019 03:38 PM (ZfNws)
Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2019 03:38 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Nyet, if it were we would stack em up like cord wood at June 20, 2019 03:38 PM (3PMqH)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 03:38 PM (Wspu/)
Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 03:38 PM (oiNtH)
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Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2019 03:38 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Yo! at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (1XAal)
Obiveously in the over head compartments
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 03:39 PM (V+Su2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 03:39 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Guy with just that kind of face at June 20, 2019 03:39 PM (tNw76)
So . . .UK cops?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 03:39 PM (bDqIh)
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?
"hold my beer comrade"
Posted by: soviet comfort officer at June 20, 2019 03:39 PM (szVCU)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2019 03:39 PM (W+RZ5)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at June 20, 2019 03:39 PM (qrG6s)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 03:39 PM (O8WFE)
Comrades the future is going to be glorious... GLORIOUS!!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 03:38 PM (Wspu/)
You have to kiss your ass good bye BEFORE you get on the plane
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (V+Su2)
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (MgO1n)
Posted by: Don QQQ at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (NgKpN)
Ah well, here is something worth getting going about. NBC and WaPo are teaming up to go after Epoch Times, presumably because of their excellent Mueller coverage. They are taking an openly anti-religion angle.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6ywfjp7
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Delurking Cynic at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (z2xIo)
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (Lz9fr)
Posted by: Cheri
But for mild turbulence, it'll be like a ride on an unbalanced washing machine.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (sRczR)
JUST IN: Judge Roy Moore, who narrowly lost a Senate special election in Alabama to Democrat Doug Jones in 2017, announces he will make a 2020 Senate bid.
/starts screaming and throwing things
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: MW at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (hNTtn)
Sure, but Justin Neckbeard the programmer isn't going to roll the robot and then tag it for fun.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at June 20, 2019 03:39 PM (qrG6s)
There's always business class, cheapskate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (BbGew)
That should make turbulent air especially fun.
_________________
So the ladies get a ride and a . . . ride.
Better pack a spare pair of panties.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Guy with just that kind of face at June 20, 2019 03:39 PM (tNw76)
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Poor AtC...
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Booger at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (W+RZ5)
Now there is a team player for ya
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Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (xTFXi)
hands free masterbation for the ladies.
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 20, 2019 03:40 PM (xTFXi)
And free prostate checks for the laddies.
Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (Lz9fr)
Kids belong in the Cargo Hold.
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (+Tq+1)
Posted by: Delurking Cynic
Considering the "emotional support" animals being let on board these days, we're not far off.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (uquGJ)
JUST IN: Judge Roy Moore, who narrowly lost a Senate special election in Alabama to Democrat Doug Jones in 2017, announces he will make a 2020 Senate bid.
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: ...
Oscar the Grouch becomes a po po.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (sRczR)
Waitaminute...
Posted by: Confused Flight Attendant at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: HP Robocop, alias Dahlek at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ronco at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (Wspu/)
or get two of them - paint up one to look like mini robot jesus, and another to look like robot mohammed, and see if you can get them to run into each other while you're livestreaming.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: garrett at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (+Tq+1)
Why not just load people into containers offsite and ship them to the airport by truck where they can be loaded on to the planes.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (TAmPV)
You're right. I used to take the shuttle from Boston to DC in the early 90's for the weekend. Then shuttle back to Boston before work Monday. I think I was paying $100 round trip.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (PKgxz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Shecky Jonah Goldberg at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (MgO1n)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at June 20, 2019 03:39 PM (qrG6s)
There's always business class, cheapskate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (Mouru)
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Or trains, or driving.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (FiUMj)
That will make air travel for the elites so much better when the serfs opt out.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (AZxMX)
Get to the airport.
2 hour arrival for check-in, security, and boarding.
Add time for sitting on the runway waiting to take off past the scheduled departure.
1:20 flight.
Taxiing after landing.
Add more time to unload, get out of airport, find shuttle.
Versus getting in the car and driving that > 290 mile distance in four or so hours without the smelly fat guy hijacking your armrest and the baby behind you mewling non stop and getting clobbered by the flight crew?
Posted by: BuddyPC at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (XfRUO)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (V+Su2)
Posted by: FrodoB at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (9753m)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: joncelli
*announcer voice*
"We've secretly installed a miniature US Navy CIWS with .22 caliber 5 barrel mini-gun. Let's see if anyone notices."
Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: buzzion at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: RonCo Pocket Theologian at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (iBtsV)
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:37 PM (RU4sa)
Lawsuits!
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (19g6/)
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If your flight is an hour and a half, you can drive there faster.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (YslsA)
***
They gonna send you In cattle car planes to the resorts!
Posted by: Guy with just that kind of face at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (tNw76)
You're bad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (AZxMX)
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Seriously though, I hope it's adjustable, otherwise some folks are gonna look like they're riding a hobbyhorse.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
You do realize that's the next thing to go...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (Wspu/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (V+Su2)
You obviously filed to notice the hose-and-funnel device attached to the seat in front of you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (Mouru)
Posted by: FrodoB at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (9753m)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (W+RZ5)
Wonder how long RoboCop would last there?
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (enXj9)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 20, 2019 03:41 PM (uquGJ)
Daddy Warpig is still on Twitter? I assumed he was purged years ago.
Cyberpunk is becoming normal. Hopefully we'll get the gun vending machines soon.
And smartgun links.
And wired reflexes.
And synthcardium.
AND fembots, damn it!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sharkman at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (NoKAc)
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That would be epic.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (RU4sa)
You're right. I used to take the shuttle from Boston to DC in the early 90's for the weekend. Then shuttle back to Boston before work Monday. I think I was paying $100 round trip.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (PKgxz)
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Delta and USAir had a Boston-NYC-DC shuttle. Service every hour for each, so between the two of them every 30 minutes. It was like a bus route, just show up, buy a ticket, on the plane within 30 minutes. I'd be in a cab and based on what time it was, I'd tell the driver to either go to the Delta terminal or USAir terminal to catch the next flight.
I flew that route at least 100 times between NYC and both DC/Boston.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (FiUMj)
The stuff they have to see is stomach-churning and rage-inducing. One guy literally died at his desk from the stress.
I'm talking animal cruelty to the extreme, etc. They're paid $15/hour to watch up to 200 videos per day. I really, really wish I hadn't read it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (6/uwW)
A good robot would to the cleanup instead of just yelling for humans to do. It's really just a nag-bot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (fuK7c)
Gabbard: Vegan cupcakes
Proof positive that Tulsa Travelodge is nuts. And Jellybrain' is the same as Hillz':
Gillibrand: Whiskey
https://bit.ly/31IeCt7
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2019 03:46 PM (+y/Ru)
In a horrific clash today, twenty five members of MS-13 were gunned down by the Ed-209 robot. Caught in the crossfire was Buffi Hillary Sanders, Pansexual who was on xer way to Starbucks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 03:46 PM (39g3+)
Peehole in the floor.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2019 03:46 PM (W+RZ5)
Posted by: Sybian Airways at June 20, 2019 03:46 PM (XfRUO)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
You do realize that's the next thing to go...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (AM1GF)
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Pee bottles and MRE bags for #2.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:46 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Conservapunk at June 20, 2019 03:46 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 20, 2019 03:46 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 20, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)
Is flying cattle car, comrade!
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Posted by: Puddin Head at June 20, 2019 03:46 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2019 03:47 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Guy with just that kind of face at June 20, 2019 03:47 PM (tNw76)
Great, ten thousand dollars for a bot that's not even as good as a Roomba
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 03:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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You'll have to show your credit card first.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 20, 2019 03:47 PM (YslsA)
He locked his old account and moved to a new one.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 20, 2019 03:47 PM (uquGJ)
Why not a bunk-bed style arrangement that can stack them in there tight?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (oVJmc)
"Share mine with Ms. Upton? If you insist."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2019 03:47 PM (Wx/+I)
Posted by: gp is covered with mucins at June 20, 2019 03:47 PM (mk9aG)
The business model of the airline is to keep making their product more and more terrible, on the hope that you will pay more for something a little less bad.
Posted by: Revenant at June 20, 2019 03:47 PM (NUNXH)
*******
Former Ukrainian Prosecutor: Joe Biden Forced Me Out to Protect Hunter Biden
*******
HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 20, 2019 03:47 PM (BqBId)
Same. Only some vagrant was trying to solicit sex from the one in our store. True story.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2019 03:47 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Tulsi 2020! at June 20, 2019 03:47 PM (xTFXi)
He locked his old account and moved to a new one.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 20, 2019 03:47 PM (uquGJ)
Ah, I'll look him up
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK8)
The stuff they have to see is stomach-churning and rage-inducing. One guy literally died at his desk from the stress.
I'm talking animal cruelty to the extreme, etc. They're paid $15/hour to watch up to 200 videos per day. I really, really wish I hadn't read it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (ptqGC)
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Crowdsource that to the Horde.
Easy peasy.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:48 PM (RU4sa)
cord wood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 20, 2019 03:49 PM (2LelM)
I much prefer ED-209. At least it wasnt a sissybot.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Put a meth head brain inside to give it pep.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 20, 2019 03:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 20, 2019 03:43 PM (OX6sG)
There's an app for that.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 03:49 PM (hLRSq)
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If your flight is an hour and a half, you can drive there faster.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 20, 2019 03:44 PM (YslsA)
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An hour flight is 300-400. That's 4-5 hours of driving. Even accounting for getting to/from the airport, security, etc, it's faster to fly. And for me a lot less tiring. If I have to drive somewhere for 5 hours I'm pretty beat when I get there. Flying, I'm good to go for the day.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 03:49 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2019 03:49 PM (Zo1XC)
A good robot would to the cleanup instead of just yelling for humans to do. It's really just a nag-bot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (fuK7c)
That's a wifebot, not a fembot.
(With apologies for all the wifebot ettes on the blog today)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 03:49 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 03:49 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 03:49 PM (FiUMj)
You know if you don't accept the future that they want to give you you're going to get flying monkeys.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019
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Flying cats wouldn't be so bad.
Wait a minute. The cats might see my beard as possible prey, like a brown squirrel. Scratch that. Flying kittens?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 03:50 PM (ClOmq)
How long before they start up the microtransactions? 5 BookCoins to post a picture! 100 BookCoin penalty for that post about Trump!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 03:50 PM (39g3+)
Wonder if this douche went?
https://tinyurl.com/y4da5tcx
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 03:50 PM (ptqGC)
cord wood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)
That would be a melodramatic touch, don't you think, Dave?
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (Mouru)
https://tinyurl.com/y4da5tcx
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 03:50 PM (ptqGC)
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That is the gayest thing I've seen all week.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (RU4sa)
All these super woke companies treat their workers like trash. The wokeness, I'm convinced, is insurance. They're less likely to be protested or questioned if they kick Trump hard enough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FrodoB at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (9753m)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 03:49 PM (e46OR)
So get all of the passengers to wear thundershirts?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (Wx/+I)
"Hillbilly Samurai! Show some respect!"
or
"Die!"
I'm going to be extremely disappointed.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: gp is covered with mucins at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (mk9aG)
That robot better speak Spanish, because per the 2000 census 91% of the residents have it as their primary language.
I predict the robot will be converted into a lowrider within a month.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (v0R5T)
*plane leaves the gate*
Captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, we've just been informed that there will be a 30-40 minute delay in our departure. We're going to remain on the runway to ensure we retain our place in line."
*one hour later*
Captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, we've just been informed that there will be a further delay in our departure. Please remain seated, . . "
*two hours later*
And that's when the riot and bloodshed started. . . in the economy SRO section. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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2007. I left my house, went to IAH, went through TSA, waited and boarded, flew to DFW, collected baggage, rented a car, and drove to location 40 miles west of Fort Worth. Coworker left Houston at approximately the same time, drove, and beat me by half an hour. 5 hours driving, 5 1/2 flying.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (YslsA)
The prosecutor and defense attorneys in that trial did their damnest to make sure no names or big organizations were revealed in the trial. You can bet that NXIVM thing went deep into the left.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (39g3+)
https://tinyurl.com/y4da5tcx
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 03:50 PM (ptqGC)
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That is the gayest thing I've seen all week.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (RU4sa)
I like the way he's biting his lower lip.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC)
Have always gotten a weird vibe from that guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (sRczR)
cord wood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 20, 2019 03:48 PM (+y/Ru)
That would be a melodramatic touch, don't you think, Dave?
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hmm, good point. Pass them through wood chipper and bag them up, then plan.
Posted by: soviet comfort officer at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (757AT)
From the Romance of Flying - Pan-Am Clipper to an aerial version of Greyhound Without the Charm.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019
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Lindbergh's Spirit of St. Louis was primitive by today's standards. But at least you could frickin' sit down.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Guy with just that kind of face at June 20, 2019 03:53 PM (tNw76)
It could work. Maybe add a toilet plunger and a laser blaster. Then have it speak in a high grating voice. Have it say words to strike terror into criminals like EXTERMINATE!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2019 03:53 PM (OLCnA)
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I was on a plane departing Simferopol, Crimea, loaded with Turkish construction day workers. The AC wasn't on. I could barely breath. The stink was overwhelming. All I could think of was Turks maybe shower once or twice a year. The world stinks.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 20, 2019 03:53 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 20, 2019 03:53 PM (5SgRd)
Posted by: 13times at June 20, 2019 03:54 PM (K3B2k)
Hmmm. Kitten. Claws. Bouncing plane and turbulence.Sounds good.
Posted by: FrodoB at June 20, 2019 03:54 PM (9753m)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 03:49 PM
They already have it, it's called vodka.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2019 03:54 PM (H4VdJ)
Wonder how long RoboCop would last there?
could be quite a while if it's a happy chappie
Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2019 03:54 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC)
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Ew.
Had lots of experience doing that.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:54 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2019 03:54 PM (W+RZ5)
Snacks anyone?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 20, 2019 03:54 PM (5SgRd)
He says the polls currently show the president losing all those states.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2019 03:55 PM (VpIIl)
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Also terribly inefficient to have direct flight. All flights should have multiple stops for maximum efficiency!!!
Posted by: soviet comfort officer at June 20, 2019 03:55 PM (s6xyo)
Posted by: saf at June 20, 2019 03:55 PM (5IHGB)
"Just what a Nazi would say!!!1!!!!"
--Sandy Ocasio-Cortez
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 03:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (bcbK
.......
Broiled or fried?
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
AND got to stop at Buc-ee's for bbq brisket sandwich and beaver nuggets!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 03:55 PM (sRczR)
Sen. Warren has reintroduced the Refund Equality Act, a bill that would allow same-sex couples to amend past tax returns and receive refunds from the IRS.
https://nbcnews.to/2Y2XdsH
You get money and you get money and YOU get money!
The rest of you....pay up punks.
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 03:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2019 03:56 PM (QkjLD)
laser blaster. Then have it speak in a high grating voice. Have it say
words to strike terror into criminals like EXTERMINATE!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2019
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"You have ten seconds to comply!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 03:56 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2019 03:56 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: HP Robocop at June 20, 2019 03:56 PM (MgO1n)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 03:56 PM (V+Su2)
He says the polls currently show the president losing all those states
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It is necessary for our plans to steal the election that the public be made to think the election is going to be closer than what common sense would expect . . .
Posted by: G. Soros at June 20, 2019 03:56 PM (3PMqH)
He says the polls currently show the president losing all those states.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2019 03:55 PM (VpIIl)
And if you can't trust Karl Rove, who can you trust?
/s
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 03:56 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 03:57 PM (V+Su2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 03:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2019 03:57 PM (Z+IKu)
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In Iraq, the guys thought a shit ton of aftershave or cologne covered up their stink.
It didn't.
Actually donned my NBC mask so I could breathe when I had to transport detainees.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:57 PM (RU4sa)
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Like, um, way to adopt the language of the oppressor!!!
I need a raise.
Posted by: Donkey Chompers at June 20, 2019 03:57 PM (r0eYw)
What about the 2+ hour trip to the departure airport takeoff, and the 2+ hour trip from the arrival airport landing to your real destination?
Driving, I'd stop, stretch my legs, see the sights, maybe plan intermediate stops of interest. No tickets, schedules, checkpoints, long labyrinthine airport hikes, nor having to sit with people you probably won't like.
Posted by: gp is covered with mucins at June 20, 2019 03:57 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (hLRSq)
Heh but actually that's the concept but the body would have to be restricted from moving with the bumps and turbulence of the plane.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 03:57 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 20, 2019 03:58 PM (icI8A)
It didn't.
Actually donned my NBC mask so I could breathe when I had to transport detainees.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:57 PM (RU4sa)
Our son had to handle a couple of Taliban detainees. He said their left hands were as you'd expect.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
Apparently no airline has been brave enough to try them yet; even they seem to sense that there are limits to what customers will put up with.
I bet this could work in very limited instances, though. The example I've always heard tossed about is to use it for short flights to party destinations aimed mostly at college kids on a budget.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at June 20, 2019 03:58 PM (R1mDg)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 03:49 PM (e46OR)
So get all of the passengers to wear thundershirts?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (hLRSq)
Nah. Use those sumo-suits. Cabin can be totally gutted. Roll them to the back. After loading, inflate a bladder in the front of the cabin to get them all compacted and stabilized.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 20, 2019 03:58 PM (di1hb)
YES
So, so bad.
I don't care if those people are a cool band the director loves IRL, they were the worst, most annoying things on screen in decades.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 03:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 03:36 PM (bDqIh)
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Yeah! And videophones!
Oh, wait.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 03:58 PM (NtglE)
the david gilmour guitar collection is going on christie's right now and their website is overwhelmed and it's just about crashed.
p.s.:
i love you robby! and my little brother said a bad thing about gays! and my daddy was mean to my mommy!
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 20, 2019 03:58 PM (Pg+x7)
https://tinyurl.com/y4da5tcx
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 03:50 PM (ptqGC)
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That is the gayest thing I've seen all week.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (RU4sa)
.......
Is that from a Truvada commercial?
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ken in NH at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (WPtpU)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (VpIIl)
Yeah this keeps coming up and keeps not being used, for obvious reasons.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (39g3+)
BREAKING: Court rules Trump administration can cut funding to Planned Parenthood
No details.
Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (Lz9fr)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (YslsA)
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Well yeah if your final destination is 40 miles from the airport, it's not really an apples to apples comparison.
I travel so much I have it down to a science. I never check bags, take Uber/taxis vs renting cars or airport parking and show up as the flight starts boarding. TSA pre-check makes security a non-issue time wise, best $100 you'll ever spend. Flying can be very efficient if you plan it well.
I can typically be door to door anywhere on the west coast in under 4 hours.
Everyone's mileage will vary of course.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Lowfibass at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (ujwI/)
I'd pay extra for any airline flight that provided a kitten for each passenger.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 03:51 PM (bcbK
.......
Broiled or fried?
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019
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'It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried --
Just Eat It!"
Posted by: Weird Al at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (ClOmq)
No hint of irony or self-awareness. Just pure distilled prog-aganda.
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (MgO1n)
Posted by: Miklos, from AeroPinochet purchasing at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ex-liberal
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They are pushing for them very hard in southeast Asia, so they can get over 300 in a 737.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (V+Su2)
Posted by: Max Power at June 20, 2019 04:00 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
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Yep.
Pretty sure he had to glove up too to search them, especially doing the credit card swipe.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:00 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2019 04:00 PM (2qfyT)
No details.
Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (Lz9fr)
Sounds like our side is on a roll
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 04:00 PM (V+Su2)
Have always gotten a weird vibe from that guy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 03:52 PM (sRczR)
*******
Yep he sets my EWWWWW radar off
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 20, 2019 04:00 PM (BqBId)
Something just popped up on Twitter:
BREAKING: Court rules Trump administration can cut funding to Planned Parenthood
No details.
Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (Lz9fr)
Did Twitter explode and go off line right afterwards?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 20, 2019 04:00 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK
Talk about a movie that did not match its trailer.
It was Neill Blomkamp's fan fic for that weird ass SA white trash hip hop band. I am not sure if that Zef thing is white supremacist or what. Made me feel a bit oogie watching it.
Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 04:00 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Harry Chapin at June 20, 2019 04:01 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 04:01 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: Skip at June 20, 2019 04:01 PM (BbGew)
Everyone's mileage will vary of course.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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This seems wildly inefficient. We must rearrange the routes for more stops. . . .
Posted by: Soviet Comfort Officer at June 20, 2019 04:01 PM (r0eYw)
Clarification: I was talking about the times it breaks accidentally due to its fragility, not the times when I break the sh!t on purpose.
Posted by: gp is covered with mucins at June 20, 2019 04:01 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 20, 2019 04:01 PM (Pg+x7)
what a Fing joke.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2019 04:01 PM (zlD4P)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 20, 2019 04:01 PM (eBJ9w)
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 20, 2019 04:01 PM (2qfyT)
best $100 you'll ever spend. Flying can be very efficient if you plan it
well.
I can typically be door to door anywhere on the west coast in under 4 hours.
Everyone's mileage will vary of course.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019
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Wait a minute. TSA squeezes all the fun out of flying, and then they have the nerve to demand you pay to avoid their nonsense?
The Corleone Family would turn away in disgust.
Posted by: Weird Al at June 20, 2019 04:02 PM (ClOmq)
Holy. Shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 04:01 PM (nDe2U)
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No.
You don't.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:02 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Duh! at June 20, 2019 04:02 PM (mwIW1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2019 04:02 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 20, 2019 04:02 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 20, 2019 04:02 PM (cApiC)
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2019 04:02 PM (MgO1n)
Holy. Shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 04:01 PM (nDe2U)
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If you like the smell of garlic try a Korean elevator or taxi. Your eyes will water.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 20, 2019 04:03 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (VpIIl)
Outlier. Abbott re-elected by a landslide. Though what's the purpose of a 'conservative' pundit trying to demotivate the base with polling ? That's a rhetorical question.
Screw all these fake conservatives. They're first on my list.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 04:03 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2019 04:02 PM (H4VdJ)
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Oh well.
One less bomb on legs in the world.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:03 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 20, 2019 04:03 PM (wtvvX)
BREAKING: Court rules Trump administration can cut funding to Planned Parenthood
No details.
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Court Rules President Trump Can Defund Planned Parenthood, Will Cut Almost $60 Million in Taxpayer Funding
https://tinyurl.com/y44d4amg
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 04:04 PM (cF8AT)
The other night after Trump's speech, a "reporter" on one of the "news" programs literally announced that it's impossible for Trump to expand the map because he's already lost the states he won last time, like Wisconsin, Michigan, Florida and Pennsylvania.
Damn it! I knew returning coal and steel jobs to MI and PA was going to screw him.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 04:04 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2019 04:04 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: gp is covered with mucins at June 20, 2019 04:04 PM (mk9aG)
Only 3 reasons anyone does polling this early
1) Polling companies want to make money
2) Generating a story to write about (aka inventing "news")
3) Manipulating public expectations and perception
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 04:04 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 04:04 PM (Jzd7W)
These idiots just keep saying shit like this, hoping somebody will believe them. Unreal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (LISuA)
Maybe.
Yeah, if you're a 25yo.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (CFSlN)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (37IEG)
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water balloons filled with paint, surgical tubing some accomplices.
Posted by: wolverines! at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (sYwhE)
https://tinyurl.com/y44d4amg
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 04:04 PM (cF8AT)
FASTER PLEASE!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (FiUMj)
@ABC 5 minutes ago
JUST IN: Judge Roy Moore, who narrowly lost a Senate special election in Alabama to Democrat Doug Jones in 2017, announces he will make a 2020 Senate bid.
In other words, he just proved that in over 70 years on the planet, he has acquired no useful skills whatsoever, otherwise he'd either retire or get a private sector job like a normal human being.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Empire1 at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (ygqbK)
Karl Rove is a human potato.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (C1Lsn)
Based on the bored crowd at the latest Florida rally, it's gonna be an early night for former President Trump!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2019 04:02 PM (H4VdJ)
They explained that the medic could not be charged, so he stepped in (once some video was disallowed in court?) and took the hit to save the other.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2019 04:06 PM (vEIlU)
These idiots just keep saying shit like this, hoping somebody will believe them. Unreal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (LISuA)
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meaning what, that Trump's economy is turning to shit or that Obama's economy was so good, Trump is almost as good?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 04:06 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2019 04:06 PM (jak+H)
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2019 04:06 PM (zlD4P)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 04:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 04:06 PM (nDe2U)
These idiots just keep saying shit like this, hoping somebody will believe them. Unreal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (LISuA)
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Wait...
According to Floppy Joe, Trump inherited the economy from the JEF.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:07 PM (RU4sa)
Karl Rove is a human
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2019 04:07 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2019 04:07 PM (MgO1n)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2019 04:07 PM (vEIlU)
Damn it! I knew returning coal and steel jobs to MI and PA was going to screw him.
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Ha ha, no kidding. It was a big mistake getting the unemployed jobs, and making everyone's 401K's go up by 10% in two years.
He's doomed now. Doomed.
Posted by: Karl Rove, sooper genius at June 20, 2019 04:07 PM (s6xyo)
Posted by: Miklos, booze is a good blood thinner at June 20, 2019 04:07 PM (QzkSJ)
I just want to know who programmed it to whine like a dog when it was stuck upside down
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 04:07 PM (39g3+)
So according to the press during the JEF years, it's awesome!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2019 04:07 PM (H4VdJ)
The denizens of Boston Dynamics love Robocop. Their favorite part is when ED 209 falls down the stairs.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 20, 2019 04:06 PM (jak+H)
Only a programmer would have put live ammo in ED-209.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 20, 2019 04:07 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 20, 2019 04:07 PM (Pg+x7)
Fuck those guys very much in particular.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Confused Flight Attendant at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Miklos, conventionally wise at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Straight-up wishcasting.
And the MSM wonder why they're accused of excreting fake news.
"You lie like a reporter."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Lowfibass at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (ujwI/)
.........
Just the right size, too.
Posted by: Mayor Peter at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (RuIsu)
Everyone would be sucked out of the tiny hole and juiced into the atmosphere, I've seen movies!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+)
Wouldn't that de-pressurize the cabin?
Posted by: Confused Flight Attendant at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (O8WFE)
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Don't worry, the masks are only 25 bucks.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Karl Rove
The walls are coming off.
Posted by: Miklos, conventionally wise at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (QzkSJ)
The wheels are closing in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (nDe2U)
Peehole in the floor.
Wouldn't that de-pressurize the cabin?
Posted by: Confused Flight Attendant at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (O8WFE)
It's not so much a pee-hole as Kamala Harris at the other end of a suction hose.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2019 04:07 PM (MgO1n)
Absolutely correct! The stripper pole!
Posted by: Stormi Daniels at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (Y8PSl)
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saved by someone else's "close tags in the sig" trick.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (zlD4P)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (sRczR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (39g3+)
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The funniest part of Alien Resurrection.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 20, 2019 04:05 PM (H4VdJ)
Even Nate Silver said all national polling 18 months out is crap and should be ignored.
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: not so skinny passenger at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (K1IUD)
Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 20, 2019 04:10 PM (0Ntuf)
Oh yeah, that's gonna solve all their problems
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 04:10 PM (V+Su2)
Fuck those guys very much in particular.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (LISuA)
Cover up murals and statues of the plagiarizing womanizer, Michael King, whom I refuse to call "Dr.," because he was a fraud. He plagiarized his doctoral dissertation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 04:10 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 04:00 PM (9VeU0)
Slow, sluggish, little to no job creation in spite of the billions being pumped into the economy. Is that what they think it looks like?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2019 04:10 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 20, 2019 04:10 PM (2LelM)
Wouldn't that de-pressurize the cabin?
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Nyet! We only fly at 1500 feet, saves fuel and no need for cabin pressure.
Posted by: Soviet Comfort Officer at June 20, 2019 04:11 PM (szVCU)
Posted by: Tami
18 hours out too, If Nate Silver is any guide.
Posted by: Miklos, conventional wise guy at June 20, 2019 04:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: OCBill at June 20, 2019 04:11 PM (3y2xt)
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:11 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Max Power at June 20,
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It's a little tough to do anonymously though.
My head is that they put the cute weeble wobble thing on the ground as a distraction so people don't look for the drones.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2019 04:12 PM (hr5kG)
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Nate was right one time and now he is the standard. This is what I love about America.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 20, 2019 04:12 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2019 04:12 PM (CFSlN)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 20, 2019 04:04 PM (vEIlU)
.......
Looks like it would get stuck in the first pile it came to. Might need a more powerful motor.
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 04:12 PM (v0R5T)
Wouldn't that de-pressurize the cabin?
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Nyet! We only fly at 1500 feet, saves fuel and no need for cabin pressure.
Posted by: Soviet Comfort Officer
Ahhhh! The old Air Force Piss Tube.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 04:12 PM (sRczR)
Wouldn't that de-pressurize the cabin?
Posted by: Confused Flight Attendant at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (O8WFE)[\i]
Is it raining down here. That's what some guy just told me.
Posted by: DR.WTF - phone at June 20, 2019 04:12 PM (3N+Cx)
Fuck those guys very much in particular.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (LISuA)"
In honor of the new Creed of Offending No One in Any Way, I think all Public Schools in California should from this day forward be painted a uniform Battleship Gray inside and out, that there be no "School colors", that there be no sports, that there be no mascots, and that all names shall be changed simply to Government Indoctrination Center #1, Government Indoctrination Center #2, and so on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 04:13 PM (Kpl3J)
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saved by someone else's "close tags in the sig" trick.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (zlD4P)
Nah...her 'Posted by:' line wasn't italicized. She was saved by some pixy thingy...which no one can explain.
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 04:13 PM (cF8AT)
JUST IN: Judge Roy Moore, who narrowly lost a Senate special election in Alabama to Democrat Doug Jones in 2017, announces he will make a 2020 Senate bid.
Oy.
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 03:34 PM (cF8AT)
I am so damned special, look at me. The world is about ME!
And eff the Republicans and Trump.
Posted by: Judge Roy "Bean" Moore at June 20, 2019 04:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: wth
Beda beda beda bummer, Buck.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 04:13 PM (sRczR)
Posted by: acethepug at June 20, 2019 04:14 PM (zHVcO)
Posted by: Tami
Pixy looks out for the 'ettes.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 04:14 PM (sRczR)
Different charging ports.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2019 04:12 PM (CFSlN)
Back on Red Dwarf, Kryten had a Groinal Socket that he would plug the vacuum cleaner hose into when he needed to clean up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 04:14 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 04:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: troyriser at June 20, 2019 04:14 PM (y2JAS)
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Nate was right one time and now he is the standard. This is what I love about America.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 20, 2019 04:12 PM (2LelM)
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Nate said Dems would win 39 seats in 2018. They won....wait for it....40 seats.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 04:14 PM (FiUMj)
It's the precursor to the Urbanmech!
Posted by: acethepug at June 20, 2019 04:14 PM (zHVcO)
Another useless piece of shit.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 20, 2019 04:14 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 20, 2019 04:15 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 04:14 PM (sRczR)
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Pfft...
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:15 PM (RU4sa)
It was Neill Blomkamp's fan fic for that weird ass SA white trash hip hop band. I am not sure if that Zef thing is white supremacist or what. Made me feel a bit oogie watching it.
Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 04:00 PM (9VeU0)
Blomkamp needs to morph his career into production design and second unit director. Dood puts together some cool visuals, and he's AWESOME at action sequences (the mecha vs Nigerian gangstas vs mercenary Boers battle in District 9 frickin' rocked).
Plotting and writing..... not so much.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2019 04:15 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Karl Rove
The walls are coming off.
Posted by: Miklos, conventionally wise at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (QzkSJ)
The wheels are closing in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay
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Bombshells.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2019 04:15 PM (hr5kG)
As long as the students and faculty can shit all over the front steps of the school, their right under the California Constitution, then anything else is fine.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (sy5kK)
He also said they'd lose 5 seats. Or win 60. Or win 9. Or lose 1. He puts up like 32 scenarios then people pat him on the back like he's a genius when one is close.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 04:09 PM (MVjcR)
Weird technology
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK
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If you want to see badass robot shit, check out Boston Dynamics: https://tinyurl.com/y992czto
This cop thing looks like it was designed by Disney to pick up litter.
Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: the Butcher at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (DIosY)
JUST IN: Judge Roy Moore, who narrowly lost a Senate special election in Alabama to Democrat Doug Jones in 2017, announces he will make a 2020 Senate bid.
Oh, Good! What weird sex peccadillo is gonna come out next about Ol' Roy.....
Latex and Pawn Shops I bet.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: troyriser
Robocop will be up on blocks missing it's wheels inside 30 minutes of being deployed.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (sRczR)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (Mr80f)
Posted by: trapper's girl at June 20, 2019 04:17 PM (BQJef)
Posted by: Place all your faith in idiots, that always ends well at June 20, 2019 04:17 PM (3PMqH)
Robocop will be up on blocks missing it's wheels inside 30 minutes of being deployed.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (sRczR)
Maybe they'll pour bleach on it and tie a noose around it's wheels.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 20, 2019 04:17 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK
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If you want to see badass robot shit, check out Boston Dynamics: https://tinyurl.com/y992czto
This cop thing looks like it was designed by Disney to pick up litter.
Posted by: Weasel
Just watched A-X-L.
I want that robodoggo.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 04:17 PM (sRczR)
There are several directors out there who should be demoted. JJ Abrams for example: cinematographer, maybe second unit. Just because you had one success doesn't mean you know how to do the big job well. Abrams is great at making things look amazing, let him do that job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 04:17 PM (39g3+)
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They're also the the ones who will one day be the first ones to be a victim of Skynet when those 'bots gain sentience.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:18 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (Mr80f)
Hey in those seats on a hard landing I bet you cut the mustard
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 04:18 PM (V+Su2)
I have a yearbook that he signed "I lust after your dog!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 04:18 PM (39g3+)
He also said they'd lose 5 seats. Or win 60. Or win 9. Or lose 1. He puts up like 32 scenarios then people pat him on the back like he's a genius when one is close.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (39g3+)
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He said the average gain would be 39. He was on the money. Why people choose to pretend this didn't happen, I'm not sure.
538 Final Prediction: https://tinyurl.com/ybpeumkh
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2019 04:19 PM (asM0l)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 20, 2019 04:19 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (Mr80f)
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Looks like some FAA peeps are about to get paid by some certain lobbyists.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:19 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 20, 2019 04:19 PM (kyz/M)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 20, 2019 04:20 PM (37IEG)
Only about 98.5%. It is figuring out which is the real 1.5% that's the trick.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 04:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Someguy at June 20, 2019 04:20 PM (EV0u2)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2019 04:20 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Peter Weller at June 20, 2019 04:20 PM (Ffwmb)
This cop thing looks like it was designed by Disney to pick up litter.
Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (MVjcR)
They were DARPA competitors and came very close to winning military contracts for their mules.
The problem was noise. They are not quiet.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2019 04:20 PM (CFSlN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2019 04:20 PM (t6MX/)
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Yeah, like in basic training.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:20 PM (RU4sa)
Am Clippers; cute Dutch stews, Heineken, good food. This was in 1970.
I hear KLM is still good.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 20, 2019
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. . .
In 1970, U.S. flying was still civilized, not cattle cars in the sky.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 04:21 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: ... at June 20, 2019 04:21 PM (vadU8)
Except if you dial down and look at the data, he's all over the place, and his "average" isn't a mathematical mean of the different polls.
Seriously it baffles me that people treat this guy like a genius. There were people here (you?) claiming he got it right in 2016 because he had one analysis that was close to what happened.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 20, 2019 04:21 PM (39g3+)
538 Final Prediction: https://tinyurl.com/ybpeumkh
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 04:19 PM (FiUMj)
He also was one of the more conservative predictions for 2016. His final model had a 70% chance of Hillary winning, and IIRC he even pointed out that Trump had a better shot than people were giving him, and that if Trump did well in the Upper Midwest he had a good chance to win.
Nate Silver's schtick has always been to give a range of possibilities and talk about the odds of each.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 20, 2019 04:21 PM (wCmLp)
*******
Home Free - Go Rest High On That Mountain (Acapella Cover) // The Church Sessions - YouTube
********
If this doesn't make you tear up you have no soul !
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 20, 2019 04:21 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 20, 2019 04:21 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 20, 2019 04:21 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2019 04:21 PM (asM0l)
You'd get economies of scale if you squished 'em in nut to butt.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2019 04:20 PM (t6MX/)
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Yeah, like in basic training.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:20 PM (RU4sa)
So the cattle car transports weren't just at Ft Benning....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2019 04:22 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Karl Rove
The walls are coming off.
Posted by: Miklos, conventionally wise at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (QzkSJ)
The wheels are closing in.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay
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Bombshells.
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Please stop mocking Karl and the rest of my shills. As I already explained it is crucial to our plans to steal the election that the public be made to think that the election will be much closer than a common sense observation of reality would suggest.
Posted by: G. Soros at June 20, 2019 04:22 PM (r0eYw)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2019 04:22 PM (veoSD)
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Unfortunately, no.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 04:22 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: WOWpromo at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (UX1C7)
Posted by: Lex at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (jUOcg)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2019 04:22 PM (veoSD)
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Unfortunately, no.
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They were quite the thing at Quantico and Lejeune. Then they were outlawed.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (2LelM)
Boston Dynamics: https://tinyurl.com/y992czto
This cop thing looks like it was designed by Disney to pick up litter.
Posted by: Weasel at June 20, 2019
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*
. . .
Ace had a story or two about these "doglike" robots some years ago. At first they seemed creepy, but in the videos you link, not so much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Leo: So you wanna kill him...
Eddie Dane: For starters.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (Mr80f)
The powers that be took pains to not admit what kiiled the passengers of the limo in NY last year, but my morbid guess was trauma from them being thrown into one another.
Posted by: Blue Hen at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (NeSSd)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 20, 2019 04:24 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 04:24 PM (Kpl3J)
https://youtu.be/VbOv_ClA7j0?t=627
Posted by: illiniwek at June 20, 2019 04:24 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2019 04:22 PM (veoSD)
Had them at Fort Sill. I was actually able to doze while standing upright.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 20, 2019 04:24 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2019 04:22 PM (veoSD)
Must be the Army. And they say the Navy has homo cooties.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2019 04:24 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 04:21 PM (ClOmq)
I don't blame the cars, I blame the cattle.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 20, 2019 04:25 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (hr5kG)
Skyhook.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 20, 2019 04:25 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: mikey at June 20, 2019 04:25 PM (xy2pU)
They should just give everyone goggles and strap them to the outside
of the plane. We'll be like Navy Seals on their little helicopters.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (hr5kG)
Skyhook.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 20, 2019 04:25 PM (wCmLp)
Watch you talkin' 'bout, Colorado Alex?
Posted by: Kareem at June 20, 2019 04:26 PM (t6MX/)
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That, excites me.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer at June 20, 2019 04:26 PM (szVCU)
Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2019 04:26 PM (nRWPy)
l come back on American in 1991 and it had turned to shit. Aircraft not cleaned properly and surly flight attendants and shit food. Welcome home!
Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 04:26 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Billy Squier at June 20, 2019 04:27 PM (tNw76)
Why doesn't Trump just call the Iranian representatives, John Kerry and Valarie Jarrett, and start immediate negotiations?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 20, 2019 04:28 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: David Prince at June 20, 2019 04:28 PM (JkygK)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2019 04:29 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at June 20, 2019 04:29 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 04:29 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 04:29 PM (sRczR)
Ace had a story or two about these "doglike" robots some years ago. At first they seemed creepy, but in the videos you link, not so much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (ClOmq)
The first prototype wasn't exactly creepy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXI4WWhPn-U
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2019 04:29 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 20, 2019 03:59 PM (VpIIl)
It's a fair cop, but 17 months is a long time.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 04:30 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lex at June 20, 2019 04:30 PM (jUOcg)
in every state and federal building,
to watch our
state and federal workers.
Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 04:30 PM (r/xAU)
I'll take expired offensive jokes from the 70's for 200, Alex.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 20, 2019 04:32 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2019 04:26 P
..
There is no way that the NSA could not filter cell phone traffic and not have all illegals identified by mid-afternoon if they started by 9 AM.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2019 04:32 PM (hr5kG)
Guarantee that on a hard landing (and there would be plenty of them, with captains wearing shit-eating grins) you lose the ability to reproduce.
Wait... whut?!? Maybe that's the plan!!
Posted by: Shepherd Lover at June 20, 2019 04:32 PM (cJB2e)
Fuck those guys very much in particular.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 04:08 PM (LISuA)
They should replace it with a mural of trannies since they've contributed so much more to the country than that Washington guy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2019 04:33 PM (OLCnA)
Oh yes, wire them all up with a catheter; no need to for a space-wasting restroom.
Posted by: Mr. Sardine at June 20, 2019 04:33 PM (/iB2S)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 20, 2019 04:33 PM (xPl2J)
They should just give everyone goggles and strap them to the outside of the plane. We'll be like Navy Seals on their little helicopters.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 20, 2019 04:23 PM (hr5kG)
Skyhook.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 20, 2019 04:25 PM (wCmLp)
STABO.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 20, 2019 04:34 PM (veoSD)
Why doesn't Trump just call the Iranian representatives, John Kerry and Valarie Jarrett, and start immediate negotiations?
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the deep state is trying to start a fight hoping that they can use the hostilities as cover to kill the primary witnesses against them - ? mullahs;IRG generals;Iranian ex pats - before Trump cuts a deal with them to testify against the deep state or
Maybe Iran is just that dumb. I mean, wow, look at how dumb Iraq was supposed to have been.
Posted by: everything that is possible is true in some universe where such things are possible at June 20, 2019 04:34 PM (3PMqH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 04:37 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: troyriser
Robocop will be up on blocks missing it's wheels inside 30 minutes of being deployed.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 04:16 PM (sRczR)
........
...dressed in a little pink tutu.
Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 04:38 PM (v0R5T)
https://tinyurl.com/y6praee9
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 20, 2019 04:33 PM (xPl2J)
Blind Faith's album cover: Are you kidding me?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 20, 2019 04:38 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Paladin at June 20, 2019 04:41 PM (K541N)
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Pre WWII, the USA hit Japan with an oil embargo and other measures due to Japan's bad behavior.. And then...
I hear pundits saying the USA is wrecking Irna's economy -- do we not expect some pushback? Losing a drone vs. a wrecked economy? Not bad.
Posted by: Mr. Sardine at June 20, 2019 04:45 PM (/iB2S)
A good robot would to the cleanup instead of just yelling for humans to do. It's really just a nag-bot.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 03:45 PM (fuK7c)
Almost positive this is cover to get high-resolution video of customers' faces for "loss prevention".
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at June 20, 2019 04:54 PM (Uy5ux)
Un huh.
Sure.
Right.
I believe that.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2019 05:02 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: RTW at June 20, 2019 05:04 PM (032kX)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 20, 2019 05:15 PM (B+t5k)
Lock people in burlap, head-covering straitjackets and hang them from the ceiling.
Posted by: RKae at June 20, 2019 05:23 PM (lk1TJ)
The goofy Weeble with the same strange techno sounds. Never heard it say "excuse me" though.
Posted by: Gunslinger at June 20, 2019 06:00 PM (R2gO3)
Fuck off, flatfoot, I mean, um...........
Posted by: Worc1 at June 20, 2019 06:35 PM (+uDPK)
Those chairs? More suitable for an Orbital Dropship...that transports 'cannon fodder' grunts.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at June 20, 2019 07:13 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: jbspry at June 20, 2019 07:14 PM (bem9Y)
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Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)