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Woman Comes Forward, Claiming that Hunter Biden is Her Baby's Secret Father; Sues to Prove It

She says she already has proof the baby is a Biden -- it won't stop nuzzling her cleavage

Lunden Alexis Roberts, 28, filed a petition for paternity and child support against Joe Biden’s lawyer son, saying she gave birth to his kid, "Baby Doe," in August 2018, according to court papers.

The two-page suit was filed in Independence County, Arkansas, on May 28 -- nearly two weeks after Hunter tied the knot with a South African woman named Melissa Cohen.

Roberts wants a court to establish that the 49-year-old father of three is her baby’s biological dad. She is also seeking child support and for him to provide health insurance for the now-10-month-old infant. All out-of-pocket expenses would be split between the two parents, the filing said.

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1 Well that's awkward.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2019 01:25 PM (6yUhx)

2 Joe is very confused, no doubt. Why would Hunter do this to him? Why couldn't he just be happy smelling her hair, like a normal Biden?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 01:25 PM (LISuA)

3 And, first! I shall summon the Others.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2019 01:26 PM (6yUhx)

4 #2 What is a, "Normal Biden"?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at June 20, 2019 01:26 PM (TkuZ0)

5 I'd actually watch the reality TV show, "Biden Family Values."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

6 Believe all women!!!

*** Except this woman.

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 01:26 PM (oFcdC)

7 Quel Horreur!

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 20, 2019 01:27 PM (88+cf)

8 Wow, I guess the DC swamp is not on the Biden train.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 01:27 PM (bDqIh)

9 Unt er is a stud!
Only surprised he doesn't have 20 or so more in China.

Posted by: jb at June 20, 2019 01:27 PM (8FlCO)

10 Arkansas? Lol...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 20, 2019 01:27 PM (9dQxE)

11
Cohens seem to be nothing but trouble. Robertses, too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2019 01:27 PM (Wx/+I)

12 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 20, 2019 01:28 PM (6yUhx)

13 2 Joe is very confused, no doubt. Why would Hunter do this to him? Why couldn't he just be happy smelling her hair, like a normal Biden?
Posted by: Huck Follywood


"Hunter, you're supposed to just stick your NOSE in, not the whole dick."

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 01:28 PM (oFcdC)

14 it won't stop burying its face in her cleavage.

More poetry from ace.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 20, 2019 01:28 PM (ufFY8)

15 So. . . is this thanks to FusionGPS?

It's not like the MSM to willingly investigate and report negative stories about leading Democrat candidates unless someone with power (Hillary? Obama? Soros?) has decided they need to be vamoosed.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (bDqIh)

16 My, aren't things getting frisky in Donkey-Land! I wonder if they'll remember to stop shredding their candidates before they run out?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (hLRSq)

17
If the kid grabs money from everywhere it must be a Biden.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (Wx/+I)

18 Hunter's disappointed he doesn't have the widow of another dead brother to shack up with.

What a champ. I'll bet his kids are all kinds of screwed up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

19 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR OUT OF WEDLOCK BABIES

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (FiUMj)

20 Trump said 'pussy'!!

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (88+cf)

21 There's more than one Biden "sensuous lover." Who knew?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (JoUsr)

22 Lunden calling.

Posted by: The Clash at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (Wspu/)

23 They haven't gotten around to the paste eater's drug addict daughter, Ashley, yet. Guaranteed DJT has a file on her as thick as Tub Dive's cankles.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (y7DUB)

24 Hilarious.

I laughed when I suddenly thought it's a sitcom premise.

"He's running for president..."

*record scratch*

"...When a baby drops right into his lap!"

*Hilarity ensues*

Biden 'n the Bastard premiering this fall on NBC.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (4ErVI)

25 Ah, another thing I have to adjust on my thinking.

Old rules:
"The sins of the father are not the son's, and vice versa. This doesn't matter. If Hunter Biden had a serious impropriety, then that's on him, not his father."

New Rules:
"The bloodline is sullied. Joe Biden is disqualified from running for office because one of his relatives did an immoral thing."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (I2dne)

26 She says she already has proof the baby is a Biden -- it won't stop burying its face in her cleavage.

----

I have the sudden suspicion that I was adopted.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (KUaJL)

27 Hunter Biden... going where Dad just can't...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (YkEgi)

28 I can only assume that the powers that be want Biden out. I guess the wind must be blowing in Pocahontas's direction?

Posted by: Nonapod at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (CLP9I)

29 Willowed


Obama and Kerry have been chatting up the Iranians. Would they encourage Iran to do shit to provoke action as a way to harm Trump?

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (nRWPy)

30 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (9gDA7)

31 Lmao. Poor kids though.

Posted by: Someguy at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (EV0u2)

32 Was Hunter trying to do a Steve Garvey - three women pregnant at the same time?

Posted by: mrtmz at June 20, 2019 01:30 PM (m/Gc2)

33 She says she already has proof the baby is a Biden -- it won't stop burying its face in her cleavage.


And the baby is TWELVE!!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 01:30 PM (sRczR)

34 Kid likes to grab the boobies, too. So Biden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:30 PM (ptqGC)

35 10 Arkansas? Lol...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs


What is it about Arkansas women that is so attractive to Democratic lawmakers?

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 01:30 PM (oFcdC)

36
I wonder if they'll remember to stop shredding their candidates before they run out?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (hLRSq)


This is Inslee's strategy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2019 01:30 PM (Wx/+I)

37 Must have been due to all of that cocaine he was snorting when he was in the Navy.

Posted by: Fritz at June 20, 2019 01:30 PM (kLDv+)

38 Page Six reports, in it's usual breathless way, that Hunter' new wife was living with her boyfriend practically right until she married Hunter. So, this should be good. Maybe the Biden campaign should go the "it's a plural marriage, haters!" and try for some intersectional street cred.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 01:30 PM (LISuA)

39 The Others have been summoned.

Stop othering us!

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (88+cf)

40 We must believer Doctor Ford about everything!

This woman in Arkansas? Filthy slut liar whore!

Posted by: DNC at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (gC2IV)

41 Heh. Have to admit, the name "Hunter" is appropriate for Joey's spawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (ptqGC)

42 A lot of millennials in the US are said to favor socialism. I suspect that is because they confuse 'socialism' with 'social media' and believe it has something to do with selfies or other modes of narcissistic recreation.

Posted by: SMOD at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (QkjLD)

43 Woman Comes Forward, Claiming that Hunter Biden is Her Baby's Secret Father;
.........

So the baby was addicted to crack?

Posted by: wth at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (v0R5T)

44 Oh, it's all BS until the DNA test, and I dislike getting family members involved. But of course that was before the Great Unmasking(TM) so now, hey, draw that blood sample.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

45 Arkansa???? Arkansas????? Ze jokes, zey write zemselves......

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (sij26)

46 We must believer Doctor Ford about everything!

This woman in Arkansas? Filthy slut liar whore!
Posted by: DNC at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (gC2IV)
+++++++++++
Someone must've dragged a $100 bill through a trailer park. Just like they did to Clinton.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (I2dne)

47 How horrible!

A sleeve lawyer has a child out of wedlock with an Arkansas woman.

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (Wspu/)

48 August 1018? #MeToo was all the rage. She should have done it then. Why is it that some people just have no sense of timing?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (m79Dg)

49 I can only assume that the powers that be want Biden out. I guess the wind must be blowing in Pocahontas's direction?
Posted by: Nonapod at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (CLP9I)


HIDE THE FIREWATER!!!

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (y7DUB)

50 How do we know the baby ain't Joe's and Hunter is trying to cover it up......

Honk. honk.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (Z+IKu)

51 Poviched.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (hDPrD)

52 It's not like the MSM to willingly investigate and report negative stories about leading Democrat candidates unless someone with power (Hillary? Obama? Soros?) has decided they need to be vamoosed.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (bDqIh)


As previously mentioned, it's open season on group W, the Democrat wannabes. Sanders tees off on Warren, someone out there is teeing off on Biden, next up someone will tee off on Buttplug and Harris.

It's going to be a case of last retard standing. Twenty retards enter, one retard leaves!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:32 PM (Jzd7W)

53 "P*ssy" Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:32 PM (ptqGC)

54 Ole Joe getting another taste of what it's like not to be the leftmost candidate in a contest. The press won't always keep your secrets. Lawyers will take on cases that might embarrass you. Wokesters will not necessarily let you slide on your "microagresssions" ... like groping women and being friends with segregationists. But once he locks up the nomination though ... all this stuff will be memory holed.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 20, 2019 01:32 PM (hdzef)

55 Poor kid. the little one should be supported by Hunter Biden if he is her dad. What a mess.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:32 PM (a0IVu)

56 Skeevey

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at June 20, 2019 01:32 PM (Wspu/)

57
Heh. Have to admit, the name "Hunter" is appropriate for Joey's spawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:31 PM (ptqGC)


Beats "Killer".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2019 01:32 PM (Wx/+I)

58 Billy Carter wasn't the godfather of the Biden boys, but he should have been.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 20, 2019 01:32 PM (SU0o3)

59 " They" really want Joe gone, don't they???

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 01:32 PM (sij26)

60 Life in the USA has become a never-ending series of Babylon Bee stories.

Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2019 01:32 PM (Lz9fr)

61 Like father like son.

Posted by: Sooner at June 20, 2019 01:33 PM (Fs5vw)

62 I'd actually watch the reality TV show, "Biden Family Values."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:26 PM (ptqGC)


They're gropey and they're cokey,
They're hair-sniffy folksy,
They're swimming in the nudey,
The Biden Family!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 01:33 PM (hLRSq)

63 You should not be criticizing your betters in this way.

This is why we have to suspend the first amendment for those who practice hate speech.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 20, 2019 01:33 PM (YslsA)

64
Billy Carter wasn't the godfather of the Biden boys, but he should have been.


Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 20, 2019 01:32 PM (SU0o3)


Billy Carter would have been too classy for the Bidens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:33 PM (ptqGC)

65 Arkansas? Hmm.

Hillary will leak shit on Biden like a wet Depends until he's no longer a factor, clearing the way for the Beast on the White Horse.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 20, 2019 01:33 PM (Mouru)

66 August 1018? #MeToo was all the rage. She should have done it then. Why is it that some people just have no sense of timing?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male


August 1018? #MeTooKingArthur

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 01:33 PM (sRczR)

67 Good to be effective-royalty

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:33 PM (bcbK8)

68 Life in the USA has become a never-ending series of Babylon Bee stories.
Posted by: filbert at June 20, 2019 01:32 PM (Lz9fr)
++++++++++
The Babylon Bee is, no joke, fake news you can trust. They cut right to the bone.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 01:33 PM (I2dne)

69 Hunter should be Joe's AG. Keep it in the family, like the Kennedys.

Posted by: mrtmz at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (m/Gc2)

70 Any relation to Chief Justice Roberts?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (Wspu/)

71 Wow. A witness in the case of the SEAL being tried for killing an ISIS terrorist said he, not the guy who was charged, actually killed the terrorist.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (PxX58)

72 All that coke that was confiscated at the Philly port? Hunter Biden's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (ptqGC)

73 They're gropey and they're cokey,
They're hair-sniffy folksy,
They're swimming in the nudey,
The Biden Family!
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (sRczR)

74 OT, if anyone is following but the battle to be the next British PM is down to BoJo and Jeremy Hunt. Two shall enter but only shall leave and all that..

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (a0IVu)

75 sorry Mizz. Roberts you should have known H Biden is all about govt being your babies daddy not actual fathers.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (r/xAU)

76 I can only assume that the powers that be want Biden out.

I don't believe that that's necessarily true. Some doubtless do, but others almost equally doubtless do not. The Democrats right now don't know which way they want to go. They're like someone trying to drive while all the other people in the car keep yanking the wheel (to the left, of course).

I think it's a mistake to impute monolithic uniformity to the Democrats, when quite the contrary apparently is the case. More than a few of the wannabes are going to be found in car trunks at JFK airport before this is over.

I can't wait.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (Jzd7W)

77 A witness in the case of the SEAL being tried for killing an ISIS terrorist said he, not the guy who was charged, actually killed the terrorist.


ANNNND THERE is your reasonable doubt. Boom.

Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2019 01:35 PM (nRWPy)

78 The press is almost being forced to admit that teh Biden clan is as fucked up as the Kennedys.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 01:35 PM (DrqHq)

79 stupidty RMizz Roberts didn't do abortion the Democrap way. Dem men say YES to abortion!

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:35 PM (r/xAU)

80
How was the paternity of John Edwards's love child established? Did Rielle Hunter manage to get a DNA sample off him or what?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2019 01:35 PM (M9ntN)

81 Though...if my dad, for whatever reason, decided to run for office me being a moron and and a hate-filled lion shouldn't reflect on him.

Hunter's a fucknut and deserves our scorn.

Joe deserves mockery for his own flaws.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:35 PM (bcbK8)

82 #2 What is a, "Normal Biden"?
_______________

The kind that strips nekkid and runs around in front of his female SS agents with his schwang flying free?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2019 01:35 PM (k4dH2)

83 That's at least four women now that have no self esteem and terrible judgement in men. Unfortunately that trend with women is not an exception.

Tip: you can't change them

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 01:35 PM (2DOZq)

84 I just hope someone interviews James Carville while this story is still around. I miss the old cajun's unique perspective on stories like this one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 01:35 PM (LISuA)

85 71 Wow. A witness in the case of the SEAL being tried for killing an ISIS terrorist said he, not the guy who was charged, actually killed the terrorist.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (PxX5

Whoa. Like in a movie!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2019 01:35 PM (RD7QR)

86 Hunter sure has been a busy little bee. Between shacking up with his dead brother's widow, doing Ukraine and China deals, getting tossed from the Navy for a positive cocaine test, divorcing and remarrying,

and tearing up any trim that wanders into his orbit...

Trump won't be able to call him Low Energy Biden.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2019 01:35 PM (Z4rgH)

87 H Biden, can we kill a kid at 10 mths postpartum? why not? I thought I was just having sex.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:36 PM (r/xAU)

88 Hey Maggie McCain....still want to vote for him?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:36 PM (FiUMj)

89 I'd actually watch the reality TV show, "Biden Family Values."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:26 PM (ptqGC)


Or Harris Family Values. Or Buttplug Family (?) Values. Or ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:36 PM (Jzd7W)

90 Wow. A witness in the case of the SEAL being tried for killing an ISIS terrorist said he, not the guy who was charged, actually killed the terrorist.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (PxX5

I'm Spartacus!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 20, 2019 01:36 PM (KUaJL)

91 Though...if my dad, for whatever reason, decided to run for office me being a moron and and a hate-filled lion shouldn't reflect on him.

Hunter's a fucknut and deserves our scorn.

Joe deserves mockery for his own flaws.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:35 PM (bcbK
+++++++++++
New rules. They go after Trump's family all the time in a mutual staining operation - Trump is bad because his family is bad; his family is bad because Trump is bad. They are the ones who put family in play.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 01:36 PM (I2dne)

92 Has anyone written her suicide note yet?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 01:36 PM (Wspu/)

93 "As previously mentioned, it's open season on group W, the Democrat wannabes. Sanders tees off on Warren, someone out there is teeing off on Biden, next up someone will tee off on Buttplug and Harris."

Spartacus, in a fervor of outrage, denounces himself for racism, sinks own campaign.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 01:36 PM (hLRSq)

94 The MILF Hunter series was pretty good for its time.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:36 PM (bcbK8)

95 Arkansas woman
Delaware man
They get together
whenever then can.

Posted by: zombie at June 20, 2019 01:36 PM (oFcdC)

96 H Biden to kid, " who's you daddy "

taxpayers.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (r/xAU)

97 71 Wow. A witness in the case of the SEAL being tried for killing an ISIS terrorist said he, not the guy who was charged, actually killed the terrorist.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (PxX5


"Hey, go kill your own terrorist. Stop taking credit for mine!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (Jzd7W)

98 Did Hunter Biden get a dishonorable discharge?????

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (sij26)

99 So this is why his second marriage broke up after he left his first wife for his brother's widow?

Posted by: RonCo Pocket Theologian at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (iBtsV)

100 Great opportunity to remake "Beverly Hillbillies" as the "Delaware Hillbillies", and Hunter can play Jethro.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (LISuA)

101
Hey Maggie McCain....still want to vote for him?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:36 PM (FiUMj)


But....but...the Bidens are classy, not like that trash Trump family!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (ptqGC)

102 The MILF Hunter series was pretty good for its time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


I've never wrestled a mountain lion, but I have choked a few cougars.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (sRczR)

103 >>That's at least four women now that have no self esteem and terrible judgement in men. Unfortunately that trend with women is not an exception.

>>Tip: you can't change them

Change them? I'm looking to contact them.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (PxX58)

104 I still think Hillary is going to throw her shit-filled Depends into the ring before this is all over.

Posted by: Sooner at June 20, 2019 01:38 PM (Fs5vw)

105 74 OT, if anyone is following but the battle to be the next British PM is down to BoJo and Jeremy Hunt. Two shall enter but only shall leave and all that..
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (a0IVu)

Then let's hope for the one who will do Brexit the fastest.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2019 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

106 H Biden, "don't make me be punished with a baby"

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:38 PM (r/xAU)

107
She says she already has proof the baby is a Biden.



It keeps trying to smell other babies hair

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 01:38 PM (TAmPV)

108 PDT has to be laughing his ass off at the Biden melt-down. Biden needs to either lose the primary or the general election so that PDT can say Justice Clarence Thomas's vengeance has come at last.

Posted by: jmel at June 20, 2019 01:38 PM (OeWgo)

109 They're gropey and they're cokey,
They're hair-sniffy folksy,
They're swimming in the nudey,
The Biden Family!
Posted by: Mikey NTH


Whatever you do, stay away from that hand in the box!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2019 01:38 PM (SGWbP)

110 84
I just hope someone interviews James Carville while this story is still
around. I miss the old cajun's unique perspective on stories like this
one.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019

*
*
. . .

Carville's Travel Weekly magazine is still coming to my old department. I shuffle it off to his latest office -- which, since he doesn't work here any more, means it'll get circular-filed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 01:38 PM (ClOmq)

111 In the olden days I would have shrugged my shoulders and said who cares? The dad isn't responsible for the son's actions. But it's fucking WAR! So LOLGF Slow Joe.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:38 PM (FiUMj)

112 102 The MILF Hunter series was pretty good for its time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


I've never wrestled a mountain lion, but I have choked a few cougars.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (sRczR)

Some of them do like that.

Which is weird.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:38 PM (bcbK8)

113 Change them? I'm looking to contact them.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (PxX5
++++++++++
To boldly go where some Biden has gone before? Remember to suit up, buddy

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 01:38 PM (I2dne)

114 99 So this is why his second marriage broke up after he left his first wife for his brother's widow?
Posted by: RonCo Pocket Theologian at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (iBtsV)

Next, on Days of Our Hairplugs....

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

115 Obama and Kerry have been chatting up the Iranians. Would they encourage Iran to do shit to provoke action as a way to harm Trump?
Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (nRWPy)
~~~~~

Bear/woods. Pope/Catholic.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (NtglE)

116 The baby eats paste and licks windows. That's how they know.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (Wspu/)

117 Change them? I'm looking to contact them.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (PxX5

fgs Jack, don't ruin my picture of you as a good guy!

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (r/xAU)

118 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:35 PM (bcbK

Except for those little China and Ukrainian deals.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (2DOZq)

119 99 So this is why his second marriage broke up after he left his first wife for his brother's widow?
____________

His marriage broke up because he sticks his dick in anything with a pulse.

There are probably others out there. This one just happened to get knocked up.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (k4dH2)

120 yeah, Biden is toast. As some one said in the previous thread, the left seem to be coalescing around Warren. Which is strange. She is well spoken but so very unlikable. Like the MIL from hell.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (a0IVu)

121 Biden doesn't really need any help sinking his own ship.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (gC2IV)

122 100
Great opportunity to remake "Beverly Hillbillies" as the "Delaware Hillbillies", and Hunter can play Jethro.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019

*
*
. . .

I have trouble picturing Joe saying "Wee doggies!"

Hunter though: Double-naught spy material for sure.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (ClOmq)

123 Points taken: in war, you fight against all vulnerable targets.

Also the Democrats started it so go ahead on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (bcbK8)

124 Wow, I guess the DC swamp is not on the Biden train.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 01:27 PM (bDqIh)

That's my take, too. If Biden was the chosen one, this story would never have been reported by anyone, anywhere.

Posted by: troyriser at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (y2JAS)

125 As the Hairplug Turns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (hDPrD)

126
So anyways, this is potentially Joe Biden's grandkid. So he's going to have to take a stand on the matter, none of this "That's my son's business you nosey reporter" stuff.

HAHA.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (M9ntN)

127 So this is why his second marriage broke up after he left his first wife for his brother's widow?

as the stomach churns, wife one and wife two, and now wife 3.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (r/xAU)

128 115 Obama and Kerry have been chatting up the Iranians. Would they encourage Iran to do shit to provoke action as a way to harm Trump?
Posted by: dagny at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (nRWPy)
~~~~~

Bear/woods. Pope/Catholic.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (NtglE)



Seems pretty obvious, doesn't it???? Do not think Trump is that stupid.....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (sij26)

129
You know it's Hunter Biden's baby because it keeps trying to snort the baby powder.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (TAmPV)

130 So let's review the bidding. Today 20 June - less than a week before the first Democrat food fight debate:

Sanders shits on Warren ("backed by the corporate wing")

Somebody is shitting on Biden, as detailed above

Harris is struggling to gain traction, and is doubtless preparing her own shit campaign

Buttplug is excited to hear about anything anal

Now we just need to hear from "Eats with Comb" and the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker to really get this party started.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (Jzd7W)

131 Did the dingo eat the baby?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (FiUMj)

132 The attacks on Joey Plugs for being a "racist" from the likes of Spartacus and Kamalamadingdong are just wrong, wrong, wrong. It's the usual identity-politics BS being hurled at one of their own and it's just as wrong as when they do it to us.

And you know what? "Put y'all back in chains" Biden can suck it. He's just as bad of a race-monger as those attacking him. He truly deserves it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (O8WFE)

133 Chapter 2 of this story will no doubt involve offers to drive her to an abortion clinic somewhere and buy her six months in a nice (foreign) apartment, as recovery. Like witness protection.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 01:41 PM (LISuA)

134 "I think it's a mistake to impute monolithic uniformity to the Democrats, when quite the contrary apparently is the case. More than a few of the wannabes are going to be found in car trunks at JFK airport before this is over."

Ambition does things to people, whether they imagine themselves on the throne or the power behind it. To be blunt, while their is only one Stalin, there are an innumerable number of formerly ambitious loyal party members filling shallow graves.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 01:41 PM (hLRSq)

135 is this like the first second or third degree connection to Sen. Biden

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:41 PM (r/xAU)

136 Probably happened when Hunter was all coke'd out before reporting for duty...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2019 01:41 PM (eR65l)

137 Now we just need to hear from "Eats with Comb" and the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker to really get this party started.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (Jzd7W)

He is picking a fight with Biden. This is turning out to be more entertaining than a Jerry Springer show.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:41 PM (a0IVu)

138 Tip: you can't change them

Change them? I'm looking to contact them.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:37 PM (PxX5

Actually I was talking about women changing these loser guys. Admittedly that line was as ambiguous as Obama's sexual preference.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 20, 2019 01:41 PM (2DOZq)

139 His marriage broke up because he sticks his dick in anything with a pulse.

There are probably others out there. This one just happened to get knocked up.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (k4dH2)

Yeah, but the Biden campaign will try to spin it with an OrangeManBad. "Well, at least Hunter didn't grab her pussy!" Her pussy grabbed his dick.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2019 01:42 PM (m79Dg)

140 Chapter 2 of this story will no doubt involve offers to drive her to an abortion clinic somewhere and buy her six months in a nice (foreign) apartment, as recovery. Like witness protection.
Posted by: Huck Follywood,

sure, after he spent 2 minutes finding an abortion clinic that would take half.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:42 PM (r/xAU)

141 OT, but if Obama and Kerry are in fact egging on the Iranians, it's probably to keep certain "facts" about the transfer of cash on the pallet from becoming well-known.

If he can, Trump should summon Kerry to the White House and have Pompeo and Bolton talk to him....

Posted by: H R C at June 20, 2019 01:42 PM (NFEMn)

142 131 Did the dingo eat the baby?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (FiUMj)

Can that be arranged?

Posted by: Hunter "and Jump Her!" Biden at June 20, 2019 01:42 PM (RD7QR)

143 Obama and Kerry have been chatting up the Iranians. Would they encourage Iran to do shit to provoke action as a way to harm Trump?

--

I don't think there's much doubt. They're not sharing yoga tips and recipes.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (JoUsr)

144 Who here wouldn't kill for the baby momma to go on Morey Povitch's show?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (ptqGC)

145 Morey? or Maury?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (ptqGC)

146 fgs Jack, don't ruin my picture of you as a good guy!
Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (r/xAU)
~~~~~

Oh, willow. Dear, sweet willow.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (NtglE)

147 The Chicago Democrat Machine has solved at least one problem pol with aspirin. So don't always expect self-inflicted gun-shot wounds to the back of the skull. There is always the elevator shaft gambit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (eR65l)

148 Jesus, on Fox Bizness right now they're debating if - yes IF - Trump will run for re-election.

This is the "conservative" channel, LOL

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (FiUMj)

149 Maury

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (hDPrD)

150 >>I think it's a mistake to impute monolithic uniformity to the Democrats, when quite the contrary apparently is the case. More than a few of the wannabes are going to be found in car trunks at JFK airport before this is over.

I can't wait.
- - - -

Good ppoint, and I can't wait, either.

Seems a good chance Trump will be live-tweeting the whole Dem candidate Hunger Games, providing extra entertainment.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (bDqIh)

151 135 is this like the first second or third degree connection to Sen. Biden
Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:41 PM (r/xAU)

I think the claim is that this is Joe Biden's grandbaby.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (Kpl3J)

152 I'd fuck me.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020! at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (xTFXi)

153 yeah, Biden is toast. As some one said in the previous thread, the left seem to be coalescing around Warren. Which is strange. She is well spoken but so very unlikable. Like the MIL from hell.
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (a0IVu)


I don't think Biden is toast. He's taken a few elbows under the basket, but I suspect that polling (at ease, Kamala) in the upper Midwest will show Warren doesn't have a dog's chance in the general election, nor do any of the other clowns. If so, Biden's fortunes will revive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (Jzd7W)

154 Off HRC sock

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (NFEMn)

155 I have trouble picturing Joe saying "Wee doggies!"

Hunter though: Double-naught spy material for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (ClOmq)
+++++++++++
I was always curious about this one, because they're cows and not dogs. Fun fact: another form of the pronunciation and spelling is "dogies" (singular "dogey"). It's an orphaned calf. Even more fun: its etymology is unknown. It came from cowboy culture on this continent and while there are many plausible theories, no one is certain of its actual genesis or derivation.

Fun word. Complete mystery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (I2dne)

156 His marriage broke up because he sticks his dick in anything with a pulse.

--

That leaves RBG out.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (JoUsr)

157 Irish El, I know right? I keep holding Our guys to higher expectations!

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (r/xAU)

158 I hope this won't interfere with Joe's plans to cure cancer.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (Wspu/)

159 Rush is saying the long knives have come out for Slow Joe. It's a miracle his train has stayed on the tracks this long.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (oVJmc)

160 >>Oh, willow. Dear, sweet willow.

Don't make me get ugly.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (PxX58)

161 As some one said in the previous thread, the left seem to be coalescing around Warren. Which is strange. She is well spoken but so very unlikable. Like the MIL from hell.

Because woman. Just that simple.

I'm just thankful we don't have somebody entering who's a halfway decent liar, like Jerry Brown or Newsom. At this point it's probably their patriarchal whiteness that's holding them back.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (SGWbP)

162 Hope they ALL come out of the woodwork.

Ruin his life. He is above the law and should be reminded, not so much.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (9gDA7)

163 137 Now we just need to hear from "Eats with Comb" and the Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker to really get this party started.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (Jzd7W)

He is picking a fight with Biden. This is turning out to be more entertaining than a Jerry Springer show.
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:41 PM (a0IVu)

[Looks up cost of sets of folding chairs on Amazon]

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (RD7QR)

164 Can't wait for Trump to live Tweet their debates. May have to get more popcorn.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (eR65l)

165 Biden 'n the Bastard premiering this fall on NBC.
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Great another remake...

Posted by: John Edwards is not impressed at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (EUhMR)

166
Jesus, on Fox Bizness right now they're debating if - yes IF - Trump will run for re-election.


I guess they missed his campaign kick off the other night.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (TAmPV)

167 can I say i'm glad to see H Biden actually likes adults?

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (r/xAU)

168 The baby eats paste and licks windows. That's how they know.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (Wspu/)

==
Golf clap.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (pw+jk)

169 Jesus, on Fox Bizness right now they're debating if - yes IF - Trump will run for re-election.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (FiUMj)

They mean for a Third Term, right?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (NFEMn)

170 yeah, Biden is toast. As some one said in the previous thread, the left
seem to be coalescing around Warren. Which is strange. She is well
spoken but so very unlikable. Like the MIL from hell.
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Another Merkel -- sisters separated at birth.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (MIKMs)

171 So, about this "grabbing them by the p****" motif the Democrats were so hyped about back in '16.... I guess they knew more about it than most of us!

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (W+kMI)

172 120
yeah, Biden is toast. As some one said in the previous thread, the left
seem to be coalescing around Warren. Which is strange. She is well
spoken but so very unlikable. Like the MIL from hell.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:39 PM (a0IVu)
Hey!! I resemble that remark.

Posted by: Hillary at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (N39Ws)

173 You aren't fucking right unless you crush a few tracheas with your hands along the way.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020! at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (xTFXi)

174 148 Jesus, on Fox Bizness right now they're debating if - yes IF - Trump will run for re-election. "

This is part of the entire problem with 24 hour news and business channels of any kind. They run out of news to talk about and things to say, so they just kick their mouths into idle and let them run and run and run.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)

175
Warren is that high school English teacher you hated.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (Wx/+I)

176 I can't believe he would cheat on the woman he left his dead brother's wife for!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (oVJmc)

177 Oh, willow. Dear, sweet willow.

Don't make me get ugly.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (PxX5

to late ! we saw you panting after Bidens leftovers!

just ew.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:46 PM (r/xAU)

178 71 Wow. A witness in the case of the SEAL being tried for killing an ISIS terrorist said he, not the guy who was charged, actually killed the terrorist.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:34 PM (PxX5


They play this right and prosecutors will be putting the whole military on trial and this crap will stop.

Posted by: I Did It, No, I did it. noIdidIt at June 20, 2019 01:46 PM (3XdZI)

179 I'd fuck me.

Hey, I said it first.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 20, 2019 01:46 PM (aS1PU)

180 Good point, and I can't wait, either.

Seems a good chance Trump will be live-tweeting the whole Dem candidate Hunger Games, providing extra entertainment.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (bDqIh)


I see this as more like a power struggle in the Kremlin, or within a Mafia family. If there were a clear favorite, none of the current cheap shotting would be taking place.

And if Trump live-tweets the Democrat debates, this will definitely be the best primary EVAH!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:46 PM (Jzd7W)

181 166
Jesus, on Fox Bizness right now they're debating if - yes IF - Trump will run for re-election.


I guess they missed his campaign kick off the other night.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (TAmPV)

___

That was just a stunt to raise money you see. He's not really running, he's just scamming the rubes.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:46 PM (FiUMj)

182 167
can I say i'm glad to see H Biden actually likes adults?

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:45 PM (r/xAU)
It's the sniffing cocaine off of hookers asses that gets him into trouble.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2019 01:46 PM (N39Ws)

183 So the weirdness that was Hunter shacking up with his brother's widow (who just happens to have a son named Hunter) wasn't a problem for Floppy Joe.

I hardly think that a random Biden will be.

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (9VeU0)

184 the best part is she's from Arkansas...

i wonder if she's got a little Clinton in the family wood pile, somewhere?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (zlD4P)

185 Warren is that neighbor with the yappy dog that always poops in your front yard and she doesn't clean it up.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (KUaJL)

186 I'd fuck me.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020! at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (xTFXi)
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I'd fuck me too.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (pw+jk)

187 Next up: The collected rape fantasy writings of Senator Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (LISuA)

188 Warren is the lady in front of you in the checkout line of the grocery store picking out 73 cents in exact change from her purse.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (KUaJL)

189 Dem Strategist on Fox: Trump has done nothing for the economy, it's all Obama's doing and Biden will run on that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (FiUMj)

190 I don't think Biden is toast. He's taken a few elbows under the basket, but I suspect that polling (at ease, Kamala) in the upper Midwest will show Warren doesn't have a dog's chance in the general election, nor do any of the other clowns. If so, Biden's fortunes will revive.

After Trump did the Alinsky on him, I'm not so sure. Especially when it's spot on. That interview he did where I was wondering if he died is certainly going to get used. You really need to open your eyes at least every 30 seconds, and get out more than 10 words in the same amount of time.

There's slow and measured.

Then, there's metaphysically challenged.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (SGWbP)

191 "As some one said in the previous thread, the left seem to be coalescing around Warren. Which is strange. She is well spoken but so very unlikable. Like the MIL from hell."

Lizzy Warren is that sour-puss old lady in your neighborhood whose house gets egged every Devil's Night. And no one ever sees or hears anyone doing that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (hLRSq)

192 >>to late ! we saw you panting after Bidens leftovers!

A gentleman of my breeding and refinement does not pant, willow.

We pounce.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (PxX58)

193 172 120
yeah, Biden is toast. As some one said in the previous thread, the left seem to be coalescing around Warren. Which is strange. She is well spoken but so very unlikable. Like the MIL from hell.

When it's said that "The Left" is coalescing around Warren, they actually mean to say the NYC based MSM and the consultant class, because they think they're the only ones ho mattered.

Just like the MSM and the consultant class all declared that Jeb was gonna be the obvious nominee in 2016.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (Kpl3J)

194 176 I can't believe he would cheat on the woman he left his dead brother's wife for!

It's a story right out of The Young & the Restless.

The Bidens: The Dumb and the Brainless.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (O8WFE)

195 He is picking a fight with Biden. This is turning out to be more entertaining than a Jerry Springer show.
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:41 PM (a0IVu)


I didn't see that, but I'm not surprised. I've been expecting this for a long time now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (Jzd7W)

196 My,my Hunter really gets around.. Screws his dead Brothers widow, drops her and marries someone else less than a month after and was obviously fooling around in between...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (O2RFr)

197 185 Warren is that neighbor with the yappy dog that always poops in your front yard and she doesn't clean it up.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (KUaJL)

And lectures you about your SUV while the yappy dog plops in your yard.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

198 Billy Carter wasn't the godfather of the Biden boys, but he should have been.


Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 20, 2019 01:32 PM (SU0o3)

Billy Carter would have been too classy for the Bidens.
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And who was married to Billy Carter's daughter . . . hint CNN . . .

Posted by: Connections at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (3PMqH)

199 We pounce.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (PxX5

Very suave.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (a0IVu)

200 It sure seems the left does not want Biden to be the nominee.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (hCSkN)

201 I don't think Biden is toast. He's taken a few elbows under the basket, but I suspect that polling (at ease, Kamala) in the upper Midwest will show Warren doesn't have a dog's chance in the general election, nor do any of the other clowns. If so, Biden's fortunes will revive.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (Jzd7W)

I wonder how they'll be able to spin the episode where he takes his dick out in public? People with dementia do the darnedest things!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (m79Dg)

202 192 >>to late ! we saw you panting after Bidens leftovers!

A gentleman of my breeding and refinement does not pant, willow.

We pounce.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (PxX5

If you were really high class you'd swoop.

Posted by: Someguy at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (EV0u2)

203 I'm sure she and her lawyer will be on CNN 10 times a day, just like Stormy and CPL, right?

Posted by: annem at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (bM37c)

204 I think it's waaaaaaay too early to talk about a candiate the Dems are coalescing around. Every primary, there's the flavor of the month that has a surge then fades. It was Buttplug last month, it's Fauxcahontas this month. Probably will be Kameltoe next month.

I still think Biden ends up with the crown.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (FiUMj)

205 Miss me yet?

uh...hello? Is this thing on?

Posted by: Jeb! at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (5u1Fw)

206
Warren is the lady in front of you in the checkout line of the grocery
store picking out 73 cents in exact change from her purse.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (KUaJL)


Writing a check. And taking her sweet time about it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (ptqGC)

207
I'd fuck me.

Posted by: Tulsi 2020! at June 20, 2019 01:43 PM (xTFXi) ====

I'd fuck me too.


Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (pw+jk)


I wouldn't fuck me with your dick.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (TAmPV)

208 When it's said that "The Left" is coalescing around Warren, they actually mean to say the NYC based MSM and the consultant class, because they think they're the only ones ho mattered.

Just like the MSM and the consultant class all declared that Jeb was gonna be the obvious nominee in 2016.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (Kpl3J)


Exactly. It's early days now. It's like handicapping who's going to the World Series on opening day of the season.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (Jzd7W)

209 >> Warren is the lady in front of you in the checkout line of the grocery store picking out 73 cents in exact change from her purse.


And demanding the store accept an expired coupon on principle.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 01:50 PM (bDqIh)

210 Hunter is a fitting name, then...

Posted by: jsg at June 20, 2019 01:50 PM (LBPw7)

211 Boy the bidens can't keep it in their pants ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 01:50 PM (V+Su2)

212 Liz Warren is a Scold.... she needs a session with the Dunking Stool..... Massachusetts, you know......

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 01:50 PM (sij26)

213 Warren is the lady in front of you in the checkout line of the grocery
store picking out 73 cents in exact change from her purse.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (KUaJL)

Writing a check. And taking her sweet time about it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (ptqGC)


After looking surprised when she finds out she has to pay at all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:50 PM (Jzd7W)

214 It's like handicapping who's going to the World Series on opening day of the season.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (Jzd7W)

Yankees

Next!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (V+Su2)

215 Having missed the last thread, I'll just leave this here.

Kamala Harris is one dumb sumbitch. There's so much retard in her statement, it gives me a headache.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (9gDA7)

216 I wouldn't fuck me with your dick.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (TAmPV)

=====
Hey we would love to build a new marketing campaign around you!!

Posted by: Gillette Marketing Department at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (pw+jk)

217 #201. Well Sheriff Joe is a lock on the weenie wagger vote.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (5u1Fw)

218 Next up: Joe Biden has a mystery kid by some aide.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (ptqGC)

219 Warren is your aunt who calls you to complain how her computer is slow and you find her IE browser takes up half the screen with the maleware add-ins.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (KUaJL)

220 Warren is the lady in front of you in the checkout line of the grocery store picking out 73 cents in exact change from her purse.


And demanding the store accept an expired coupon on principle.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 01:50 PM (bDqIh)

Otherwise she'll demand a re-count

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (NFEMn)

221 I was always curious about this one, because they're
cows and not dogs. Fun fact: another form of the pronunciation and
spelling is "dogies" (singular "dogey"). It's an orphaned calf. Even
more fun: its etymology is unknown. It came from cowboy culture on this
continent and while there are many plausible theories, no one is certain
of its actual genesis or derivation.



Fun word. Complete mystery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
As in "Git along, little dogies." Is that what Jed was always saying?

In rodeo culture, isn't roping and wrestling a calf to the ground called "bulldogging"? That might have had something to do with the term "dogey" -- that getting a calf or even a cow or steer down for branding was like a bulldog taking down prey, and "bulldogging" became "bull-dogeying," and . . .?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (ClOmq)

222 I wonder how they'll be able to spin the episode where he takes his dick out in public? People with dementia do the darnedest things!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (m79Dg)


"See how brave he is, to reach out like this to the LGBT community!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (Jzd7W)

223 Joe Biden has the brains of a retarded newt and he's the Democrat favorite. Shakes head.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (JgA4k)

224 Over at Townhall, Devin Nunes wants to know why the Dems are asking Hope Hicks about her love life...ewww...perverts.

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (a0IVu)

225 120 yeah, Biden is toast. As some one said in the previous thread, the left seem to be coalescing around Warren. Which is strange. She is well spoken but so very unlikable. Like the MIL from hell.
=======
Biden is the stalking horse to get Big Government libs from my parents' generation to stay loyal. He is very out of touch with the base, and he has a back story longer than the X-Men. He will almost certainly not get the nomination; maybe veep #2? They want to run Fauxcohantas? Yeah, they can try that play, go for it guys.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (W+kMI)

226 Warren is the woman you take out on a date, who orders the most expensive dish on the menu. Then she asks the waiter to serve it without any sides, don't put any salt on it, and then expects the waiter to only charge half for the plate because she didn't get the entire thing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (N39Ws)

227 189 Dem Strategist on Fox: Trump has done nothing for the economy, it's all Obama's doing and Biden will run on that.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (FiUMj)

Yes. Oh yes. Oh please God run on that.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

228 Well Sheriff Joe is a lock on the weenie wagger vote.

Posted by: torabora
=========
He's got a new nickname, courtesy of Don Jr.

Floppy Joe.

Posted by: simplemind at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (CwZUj)

229 214 It's like handicapping who's going to the World Series on opening day of the season.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (Jzd7W)

Yankees

Next!


GO CUBS!!!

Posted by: Lance McCormick, actually working at work today at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (l8gTz)

230 220 Warren is the lady in front of you in the checkout line of the grocery store picking out 73 cents in exact change from her purse.

And demanding the store accept an expired coupon on principle.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 01:50 PM (bDqIh)


And then realizing she doesn't have enough money, and has to go put something back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (Jzd7W)

231 Found out you're a Baby Daddy ?

I have a plan for that !!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (WXSv6)

232 Liz Warren is every HOA President....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (sij26)

233 ...she's got a little Clinton in the family wood pile, somewhere?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (zlD4P)
-----------

The Clinton's and Biden's share common blood?
Sounds right.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (3XdZI)

234 Warren will win all the votes of crusty older left-wing women.

And very little else.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (oVJmc)

235 Don't make me get ugly.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:44 PM (PxX5
~~~~~

Too late!

Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (NtglE)

236 Tanned,rested and ready ...HIC...
Hillary

Posted by: steevy at June 20, 2019 01:53 PM (AjVAj)

237
Warren is the lady in front of you in the checkout line of the grocery store picking out 73 cents in exact change from her purse.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (KUaJL)




Trying to use expired coupons.


Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 01:53 PM (TAmPV)

238 What's a 'check out' line?

Posted by: Zombie Bush at June 20, 2019 01:53 PM (5u1Fw)

239 A gentleman of my breeding and refinement does not pant, willow.
=====

A leisurely saunter and a languid hand dropping a handkerchief is sufficient.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 20, 2019 01:53 PM (MIKMs)

240 226 Warren is the woman you take out on a date, who orders the most expensive dish on the menu. Then she asks the waiter to serve it without any sides, don't put any salt on it, and then expects the waiter to only charge half for the plate because she didn't get the entire thing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (N39Ws)


And then after you pay, she surreptitiously picks up the tip you left and pockets it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:53 PM (Jzd7W)

241 199 We pounce.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:48 PM (PxX5

Very suave.
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:49 PM (a0IVu)

Very appropriate for hate-filled lions

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:53 PM (bcbK8)

242 209 >> Warren is the lady in front of you in the checkout line of the grocery store picking out 73 cents in exact change from her purse.

And demanding the store accept an expired coupon on principle.


Then she waits 20 minutes at the bus stop but doesn't bother beginning a painfully long fumble for her bus pass till she's standing in the bus doorway holding everybody behind her up. In the rain.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 01:53 PM (O8WFE)

243 Over at Townhall, Devin Nunes wants to know why the Dems are asking Hope Hicks about her love life...ewww...perverts.
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (a0IVu)


She's good looking and the lefty harridans can't stand that.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (aS1PU)

244 Maybe.....I advise the Biden family and let them know...........This is an example of the "Bad Touching"

Posted by: KIM at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (lMn1U)

245 189 Dem Strategist on Fox: Trump has done nothing for the economy, it's all Obama's doing and Biden will run on that.



Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 01:47 PM (FiUMj)



Yes. Oh yes. Oh please God run on that.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

===

And beating ISIS.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (pw+jk)

246 Tin Lizzy Warren is Mrs. Kravitz.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (5lYqE)

247 lol Jack, so if one of us ettes becomes free by our spouses misadventures we can count on you?

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (r/xAU)

248 234 Warren will win all the votes of crusty older left-wing women.

And very little else.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (oVJmc)


Yep. She's got the spinster librarian Prius-owner demographic locked up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (Jzd7W)

249 Dang, was looking for a picture of the baby Momma.

She a 1?

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (NgKpN)

250 They have to run Hillary. Because she'll kill them if they don't.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (5u1Fw)

251 This SEAL trial is wild. The witness who was a medic in Afghanistan said that Gallagher did stab the ISIS terrorist but he didn't kill.

The medic says he killed him by smothering him after the stabbing!

Yumping Ymminy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (PxX58)

252
I'd fuck me too.


Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
After seeing that music video of Jennifer Lawrence kissing the ball of Amy Schumer's bare foot, I've decided that all is now clear to me about Amy's preferences. And possibly Jen's.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (ClOmq)

253 I still think Hillary is going to throw her shit-filled Depends into the ring before this is all over.

Posted by: Sooner at June 20, 2019 01:38 PM (Fs5vw)


Without being on one primary ballot, Her Royal Heinous will have the nomination locked up thanks to the superdelegates and Clinton Cash. But mostly the Clinton Cash.

Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttplug at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (Y8PSl)

254 Napolitano has red shoe polish in his hair.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 01:55 PM (fuK7c)

255 Is this the Biden son with the drug addiction? And didn't one son last about a month in the military?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 01:55 PM (jUVms)

256 Liz Warren is Kyle's Mom.....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 01:55 PM (sij26)

257 Warren drives 45 mph in the left lane with her right blinker on.

Posted by: jsg at June 20, 2019 01:55 PM (LBPw7)

258 Warren will win all the votes of crusty older left-wing women.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (oVJmc)

Who drive Subarus

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2019 01:55 PM (NFEMn)

259 But never moves over.

Posted by: jsg at June 20, 2019 01:55 PM (LBPw7)

260 251 This SEAL trial is wild. The witness who was a medic in Afghanistan said that Gallagher did stab the ISIS terrorist but he didn't kill.

The medic says he killed him by smothering him after the stabbing!

Yumping Ymminy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (PxX5

Teamwork is important

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:55 PM (bcbK8)

261 Judge Crapolitano is a nutcase.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (O8WFE)

262 Off sock.

Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (Y8PSl)

263 >>lol Jack, so if one of us ettes becomes free by our spouses misadventures we can count on you?

I'm retired from pouncing, willow. I just do color commentary now.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (PxX58)

264 crosses Jack off potential mate list.
cute guy, yes.
fun guy. yes.
handsome guy . yes.
financially sufficient guy, yes.




smart guy . NO!

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (r/xAU)

265 This SEAL trial is wild. The witness who was a medic in Afghanistan said that Gallagher did stab the ISIS terrorist but he didn't kill.

The medic says he killed him by smothering him after the stabbing!

Yumping Ymminy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (PxX5

Teamwork is important

Posted by: simplemind at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (EUhMR)

266 230
220 Warren is the lady in front of you in the checkout line of the
grocery store picking out 73 cents in exact change from her purse.


And demanding the store accept an expired coupon on principle.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 01:50 PM (bDqIh)




And then realizing she doesn't have enough money, and has to go put something back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019

*
*
. . .

Must be where I live. But I'm behind her every third trip to the grocery.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (ClOmq)

267 >>Liz Warren is Kyle's Mom.



NOT Stacy's mom!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (bDqIh)

268 s this the Biden son with the drug addiction? And didn't one son last about a month in the military?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 01:55 PM (jUVms)

This is he

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (NFEMn)

269 Warren is the lady in front of you in the checkout line of the grocery store picking out 73 cents in exact change from her purse.

And demanding the store accept an expired coupon on principle.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 01:50 PM (bDqIh)

I'd never do that! I'd have my gofer take care of it for me!--Chief Two Dogs Fucking.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (m79Dg)

270 Liz Warren doesn't like seasonings spicier than pepper.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (KUaJL)

271 This SEAL trial is wild. The witness who was a medic in Afghanistan said that Gallagher did stab the ISIS terrorist but he didn't kill.

The medic says he killed him by smothering him after the stabbing!

Yumping Ymminy.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (PxX5

Teamwork is important
----
if something is worth starting, its worth finishing.

Posted by: simplemind at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (EUhMR)

272 Jack so no pouncing , just praying?


ha

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (r/xAU)

273 Hunter Biden is starting to sound a lot like my husband's "Totally Christian But Can't Keep It In My Pants" uncle, who just got bankrupted by his second divorce.

Posted by: pookysgirl at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (XKZwp)

274 Is this the Biden son with the drug addiction? And didn't one son last about a month in the military?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 01:55 PM (jUVms)


One and the same.

Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (Y8PSl)

275 270 Liz Warren doesn't like seasonings spicier than pepper.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (KUaJL)

She's Norwegian?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (bcbK8)

276 >>Too late!

You're on the list.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (PxX58)

277 Biden baby was born needing hair transplant. Yup. It's his.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (5u1Fw)

278 The medic says he killed him by smothering him after the stabbing!

Then the K9 peed on the corpse.

Posted by: DaveA at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (FhXTo)

279 248 234 Warren will win all the votes of crusty older left-wing women.

And very little else.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (oVJmc)

Yep. She's got the spinster librarian Prius-owner demographic locked up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (Jzd7W)

Seven bumper stickers, at least one of which must say something about coexistence.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (RD7QR)

280 Dem Strategist on Fox: Trump has done nothing for the economy, it's all Obama's doing and Biden will run on that.

--

2008-2016
Obama: "Those jobs aren't coming back."
Obama: "What does he have, a magic wand?" laugh*laugh
Obama: "Those jobs weren't as shovel ready as we thought."
Obama's people: "We're going to manage the decline."

2017-2019
"This blazing economy is Obama's!"



Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (JoUsr)

281 Liz Warren is Kyle's Mom.



Definitely not Stifler's mom.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (sRczR)

282 "Woman Comes Forward, Claiming that Hunter Biden is Her Baby's Secret Father; Sues to Prove It"

I wonder why he didn't fuck a good Demonicrat so she'd have an abortion?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (m79Dg)

283 258
Warren will win all the votes of crusty older left-wing women.



Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (oVJmc)



Who drive Subarus

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2019 01:55 PM (NFEMn)
That's Lezbaru. Butchback FTW.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (N39Ws)

284 giggles, Jack. all hat no cattle.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (r/xAU)

285 Judge Crapolitano is a nutcase.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (O8WFE)


What did he say? Still talking Peach Mints?

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (NFEMn)

286
The medic says he killed him by smothering him



Sounds like the guy has a career in journalism.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (TAmPV)

287 >> Is this the Biden son with the drug addiction? And didn't one son last about a month in the military?

One and the same

Posted by: McCool at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (WXSv6)

288 Son, I'm demented and I'm 77 years old. I do not. Have time. For this shit.

Posted by: Sleepy Joe at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (hjaPQ)

289 @10
You best keep your ass in the suburbs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (W+RZ5)

290 71 Wow. A witness in the case of the SEAL being tried for killing an ISIS terrorist said he, not the guy who was charged, actually killed the terrorist.
=====
"Hell no! We didn't have room in the evac for a prisoner and the little turd had outlived his usefulness. So I told the leader I'd take the tango for a walk, and sliced him. Then we evaced out of there. What are you looking at, twinkleheart?"

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (W+kMI)

291 Methinks willow doth protest too much.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (fuK7c)

292 She's Norwegian?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (bcbK


Those Norwegian Cherokees are picky.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (aS1PU)

293 Yep. She's got the spinster librarian Prius-owner demographic locked up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (Jzd7W)
Seven bumper stickers, at least one of which must say something about coexistence.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
And the (admittedly funny) one:

Meddle Not in the Affairs of Dragons, For Thou Art Crunchy and Good With Ketchup

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (ClOmq)

294 well at least he isn't groping prepubescent girls like Daddy Paste Eater

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (BqBId)

295 280
Dem Strategist on Fox: Trump has done nothing for the economy, it's all Obama's doing and Biden will run on that.



--



2008-2016

Obama: "Those jobs aren't coming back."

Obama: "What does he have, a magic wand?" laugh*laugh

Obama: "Those jobs weren't as shovel ready as we thought."

Obama's people: "We're going to manage the decline."



2017-2019

"This blazing economy is Obama's!"









Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (JoUsr)
Please keep this handy. It needs to be shoved in the Dems face when the campaign season really kicks up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (N39Ws)

296 Lieawatha is no Stifler's Mom.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (pw+jk)

297 (trying to be all Texan now, before the rush)

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (r/xAU)

298 257 Warren drives 45 mph in the left lane with her right blinker on.

Posted by: jsg


She must have lived in Indiana.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (wVOSY)

299 "That leaves RBG out."

and the most beautiful and the least rotted, the necromancers took for their lemans, which left RBG *right* out" --- Clark Ashton Smith

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (KWnR1)

300 Without being on one primary ballot, Her Royal Heinous will have the nomination locked up thanks to the superdelegates and Clinton Cash. But mostly the Clinton Cash.
Posted by: Mayor Pete Buttplug at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (Y8PSl)


But it's a good strategy for her in her situation. She can sit out the bicycle chain and broken beer bottle phase of the primaries, conserve her dwindling energy, and graciously accept when the DNC fervently implores her to run again for the good of the party.

Dunno if that's going to happen, but it's her only shot at this point, and I suspect it's not that bad a one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (Jzd7W)

301 My people of the plains not knowum hot spices of the white man. Great Spirit give us pepper for puttum on prairie crab, say it good medicine. How!

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (O8WFE)

302 Bander much? I protest all the damn day!

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (r/xAU)

303 Liberals are attempting to desensitize Americans, and the world, to the holocaust so no one will blink an eye when they start the next one.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (9gDA7)

304 Corey was punching up at Biden calling him out for working with old racist Democrats.

Which, you know, is right on the money. But this is a fight the media doesn't want to have. Because Dems can't be rayciss.

So it is happening on the down low.

I think the Hunter baby is Kamala's counter to it. I think she has a whole box full of things (I know, phrasing) that she is ready to pull out to keep the pressure up on Floppy Joe.

Why Warren is rising - I don't think she is, much - is kind of beyond me. She is genuinely unlikeable.

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (9VeU0)

305 a special soul tribute to Hunter Biden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfhsXlNf4XI

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (Kpl3J)

306 25 Ah, another thing I have to adjust on my thinking.

Old rules:
"The sins of the father are not the son's, and vice versa. This doesn't matter. If Hunter Biden had a serious impropriety, then that's on him, not his father."

New Rules:
"The bloodline is sullied. Joe Biden is disqualified from running for office because one of his relatives did an immoral thing."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 01:29 PM (I2dne)

Well, the new rules work with Race Guilt.

I mean, we White folks are all supposedly guilty for Slavery and all.

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2019 02:00 PM (NgKpN)

307 286


The medic says he killed him by smothering him







Sounds like the guy has a career in journalism.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (TAmPV)
Or taking out SCOTUS judges.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 20, 2019 02:00 PM (N39Ws)

308 Joe Biden did a shit job raising this one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 02:00 PM (jUVms)

309 the birth of the child came while Hunter was in a relationship with Hallie Biden, his late brother Beau's wife.

He was raised well!

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2019 02:00 PM (x/2Z8)

310 #274 Biden son completely blanked that part about NO DOPERS IN THE NAVY when he enlisted.

They should have imprisoned him because he was an officer...but Navy has always given zeros a break.,.see McCain, John

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:00 PM (5u1Fw)

311 Bander much? I protest all the damn day!

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (r/xAU)



I mean about the Straw. You're throwing yourself at him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 20, 2019 02:00 PM (fuK7c)

312 the birth of the child came while Hunter was in a relationship with Hallie Biden, his late brother Beau's wife.

----

"Next time, on Days of our Lives"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 20, 2019 02:01 PM (KUaJL)

313 >>>Over at Townhall, Devin Nunes wants to know why the Dems are asking Hope Hicks about her love life...ewww...perverts.

And what was her answer?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 02:01 PM (LISuA)

314 Does she want the child support payments in Rubles or Yen?

Posted by: West at June 20, 2019 02:01 PM (7Fa8Y)

315 ( veer off road to say... hi willow..!!) wonders about her behavior...

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 02:01 PM (sij26)

316 I am going to go out on a limb and speculate that the only people with honor and a sense of duty in the Biden family was Beau Biden. I could be wrong.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 02:01 PM (oiNtH)

317 She's Norwegian?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (bcbK8


I'm part Norwegian and LOVE spices.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2019 02:01 PM (9gDA7)

318 155 I have trouble picturing Joe saying "Wee doggies!"

Hunter though: Double-naught spy material for sure.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 01:40 PM (ClOmq)
+++++++++++
I was always curious about this one, because they're cows and not dogs. Fun fact: another form of the pronunciation and spelling is "dogies" (singular "dogey"). It's an orphaned calf. Even more fun: its etymology is unknown. It came from cowboy culture on this continent and while there are many plausible theories, no one is certain of its actual genesis or derivation.

Fun word. Complete mystery.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at
============================

Why did the Lone Ranger get a miniature dachshund?

Because he wanted to 'Get a long little doggie!'

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 20, 2019 02:01 PM (N0If5)

319 Bander, dammitI thought I was just flirtin

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (r/xAU)

320 Our "political class" families are garbage.

Not counting out the Bush's either.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (jUVms)

321 309
the birth of the child came while Hunter was in a relationship with Hallie Biden, his late brother Beau's wife.


He was raised well!

Posted by: t-bird at June 20, 2019

*
*
. . .

It's like they say about incest: It's all relative. Be sure to keep it in the family.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (ClOmq)

322 Over at Townhall, Devin Nunes wants to know why the Dems are asking Hope Hicks about her love life...ewww...perverts.
Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 01:51 PM (a0IVu)

She's good looking and the lefty harridans can't stand that.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (aS1PU)


"So, uh, did, uh, Trump ever put the moves on you, Miss Hicks?" - Adam "Sweaty" Schiff

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

323 258 Warren will win all the votes of crusty older left-wing women.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (oVJmc)

Who drive Subarus
-------
Well, that's my parents, who own two Subarus and still think they are hip and respectably progressive... *facepalm* I can see it now, yes I can. OTOH I get a chance to be smug all the way through a second post-election Thanksgiving, so it's not a total loss.

Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (W+kMI)

324 Joe Biden did a shit job raising this one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 02:00 PM (jUVms)

==
Joe really wanted a little girl... to fondle and smell.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (pw+jk)

325 300

I remember that the 2016 DNC convention looked like the fall of Saigon outside the arena because Bernie Bros refused to just let HRC walk away with a clearly stolen nomination. If HRC tries to snag the nomination from a brokered convention while having done zero campaigning, well....Milwaukee might be burned to the ground.

Posted by: jmel at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (OeWgo)

326 puts back on my school marm face.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (r/xAU)

327 Is this the Biden son with the drug addiction? And didn't one son last about a month in the military?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 01:55 PM (jUVms)

One and the same.
------

Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (Y8PSl)
Is this the Biden son with the drug addiction? And didn't one son last about a month in the military?

One and the same

Posted by: McCool at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (WXSv6)


Who do you think you are, Amy Schumer?

Posted by: RickZ at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (Y8PSl)

328 313 >>>Over at Townhall, Devin Nunes wants to know why the Dems are asking Hope Hicks about her love life...ewww...perverts.

And what was her answer?

Hopefully it was LOLgetfucked

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (O8WFE)

329 316 I am going to go out on a limb and speculate that the only people with honor and a sense of duty in the Biden family was Beau Biden. I could be wrong.


Don't know. Wasn't the daughter a coke head that got arrested but it was swept under the rug to protect Obamas election?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (O2RFr)

330 Does she want the child support payments in Rubles or Yen?"

Pesos.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2019 02:03 PM (6qErC)

331 Why are the dems questioning Hope Hicks? I had no idea this was going on. And if they are asking personal questions she needs to tell them to shove it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 02:03 PM (jUVms)

332 kraken, even you ?

nevermind, just slides back into my angst clothes.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:03 PM (r/xAU)

333 328 313 >>>Over at Townhall, Devin Nunes wants to know why the Dems are asking Hope Hicks about her love life...ewww...perverts.


I believe they are trying to connect her with a possible Trump affair

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2019 02:03 PM (O2RFr)

334 young castro is with pelosi, babbling

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 20, 2019 02:03 PM (ufFY8)

335 Why did the Lone Ranger get a miniature dachshund?

Because he wanted to 'Get a long little doggie!'
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 20, 2019 02:01 PM (N0If5)
++++++++++
Awesome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 02:03 PM (I2dne)

336 ha. just saw a clip of Pelosi w Justin Trudeau in which she says a delegation from the House met with Trudeau "half Republicans and half Democrats... like Noah's Ark..."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 20, 2019 02:03 PM (ZqRa6)

337 Does she want the child support payments in Rubles or Yen?"



---

Whatever you do, don't let them just give you beads. My people learned that the hard way.

Posted by: Liz Warren at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

338 290 71 Wow. A witness in the case of the SEAL being tried for killing an ISIS terrorist said he, not the guy who was charged, actually killed the terrorist.
=====
"Hell no! We didn't have room in the evac for a prisoner and the little turd had outlived his usefulness. So I told the leader I'd take the tango for a walk, and sliced him. Then we evaced out of there. What are you looking at, twinkleheart?"
Posted by: exdem13 at June 20, 2019 01:58 PM (W+kMI)

This whole trial is trying to get rid of the last remaining Warriors in the Military.

Elder Bush started it. Trying to make the military nicer and 'corporate' Even tried for force Total Quality Management onto us, like it fit a Military framework.

There is a Swamp within the Military as well as the DC Civilian Agencies... made up of a bunch of REMF Lawyers who think they can sanitize War.

This will not end well.

Posted by: Don Q at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (NgKpN)

339 317 She's Norwegian?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 01:57 PM (bcbK8

I'm part Norwegian and LOVE spices.
Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2019 02:01 PM (9gDA7)

The other half must come from some exotic climes, like Italy?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (bcbK8)

340 http://bit.ly/2KsFgR0
*******
Sol on Twitter: "Wow this is bombshell....look at the connected names....Weiner....Stormy....Alefantis comet Ping Pong owner ...Sniederman convicted of child porn.....still think pedog#te is a conspiracy theory?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (BqBId)

341 Next on Bravo TV, "The Real Housewives of Delaware."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (ptqGC)

342 Corey was punching up at Biden calling him out for working with old racist Democrats.

Which, you know, is right on the money. But this is a fight the media doesn't want to have. Because Dems can't be rayciss.

So it is happening on the down low.

I think the Hunter baby is Kamala's counter to it. I think she has a whole box full of things (I know, phrasing) that she is ready to pull out to keep the pressure up on Floppy Joe.

Why Warren is rising - I don't think she is, much - is kind of beyond me. She is genuinely unlikeable.
Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (9VeU0)


It begins. Now Biden needs to imply the Booker is a bit light in the loafers or something.

I think your surmise about Harris vis-a-vis Hunter Biden may well be correct.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (Jzd7W)

343 We are piling on you, willow...

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (sij26)

344 Is there one dem who isn't a giant asshole?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (jUVms)

345 Hope Hicks: Corey Lewandowski was hittin' that.

Lucky bastard.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (O8WFE)

346 #303 ...see Rule 303.

Word.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (5u1Fw)

347 Does she want the child support payments in Rubles or Yen?
Posted by: West at June 20, 2019 02:01 PM (7Fa8Y)
+++++++++
Given the recent payoff, perhaps it'll be in Renmimbi.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (I2dne)

348 I like how the CIA disguise woman says they never employ or pretend to be journalists.
She may be out of the agency, but she's still faithfully spreading disinformation.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (KcZMI)

349 I will not try to be fun
I will not try to be fun.
one hundred times.

lesson learned.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (r/xAU)

350 341 Next on Bravo TV, "The Real Housewives of Delaware."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (ptqGC)


That's OK. I'm just worried about "The Real Housewives of South Bend."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 02:05 PM (Jzd7W)

351 335 Why did the Lone Ranger get a miniature dachshund?

Because he wanted to 'Get a long little doggie!'
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at June 20, 2019 02:01 PM (N0If5)
++++++++++
Awesome.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 02:03 PM (I2dne)

Lone Ranger's Horse comes with Trigger Warning!

Posted by: Tonto at June 20, 2019 02:05 PM (NgKpN)

352 307 286

"The medic says he killed him by smothering him."

I just remembered a really infamous scene from Borat. Involving a middle eastern fat man and his naked fat ass.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 20, 2019 02:05 PM (Kpl3J)

353 I would be a great moderator choice for the Demofascist debate! Just get me a microphone and an extra-strong, reinforced chair, and I'm ready.

Posted by: Candy Crowley at June 20, 2019 02:05 PM (LISuA)

354 333 328 313 >>>Over at Townhall, Devin Nunes wants to know why the Dems are asking Hope Hicks about her love life...ewww...perverts.


I believe they are trying to connect her with a possible Trump affair
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2019 02:03 PM (O2RFr)

Getting REALLY desperate.

REP. SCHIFF: So Ms. Hicks, is it REALLY slightly larger than average?

MS. HICKS: Wouldn't YOU like to know!

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

355
Over at Townhall, Devin Nunes wants to know why the Dems are asking Hope Hicks about her love life...



They will subpoena all photographic documentation of her sex life.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 02:05 PM (TAmPV)

356 I will not try to be fun
I will not try to be fun.
one hundred times.

lesson learned.
Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (r/xAU)
+++++++++++
The HQ has one of the oddest copybooks ever produced.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 02:05 PM (I2dne)

357 Gag me with a spoon!! LOL

Nancy gave Justine Trudeau a basket of CA wine at their press confernce. Cringe inducing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (FiUMj)

358 They're gropey and they're cokey,
They're hair-sniffy folksy,
They're swimming in the nudey,
The Biden Family!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The

Hilarious! I actually sang it to the Adams Family theme song.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (oiNtH)

359 The FBI and Mueller knew the Manafort black ledger was a fake, and couldn't use it in their reports. So they got a "media hook" and used it to destroy Manafort.

"While neither Mueller nor the FBI cited the actual ledger, they cited media reports about it, and relied on those stories as sources."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (5AFSe)

360 That's OK. I'm just worried about "The Real Housewives of South Bend."

I'm not the wife! Well, maybe I am

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (O2RFr)

361 One problem the Dems have:

No one cares about voting for the Second Black President.


Sorry, Booker.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (oVJmc)

362 joe, it's always to be counted as fickle.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (r/xAU)

363 248 234 Warren will win all the votes of crusty older left-wing women.

And very little else.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 01:52 PM (oVJmc)

Yep. She's got the spinster librarian Prius-owner demographic locked up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 01:54 PM (Jzd7W)



Parlor game: Which candidate has which Demunist Commiecrat constituency locked up?
1. Buttigieg - the Anal oriented vote
2. Warren - the bulldyke vote
3. Harris - the whore and slut vote, probably also the hate whitey vote
4. Biden - the Old Guard Party apparatchik vote

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (ujg0T)

364 No piling on Willow.

She's a good kid.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (bcbK8)

365 Lone Ranger's Horse comes with Trigger Warning!

Posted by: Tonto at June 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
Free Silver!

Posted by: Tonto and Wm. J. Bryan at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (ClOmq)

366 Booker looks even less black than the JEF.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (O8WFE)

367 Is there one dem who isn't a giant asshole?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (jUVms)


Well, Jim Acosta is a giant dick.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (aS1PU)

368 People need to hang for this. Criminal, treasonous abuse of power.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (5AFSe)

369 One problem the Dems have:

No one cares about voting for the Second Black President.


Sorry, Booker.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



Or a queen.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (sRczR)

370 If HRC tries to snag the nomination from a brokered convention while having done zero campaigning, well....Milwaukee might be burned to the ground.
Posted by: jmel at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (OeWgo)


I know. It's good, isn't it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (Jzd7W)

371 apparently Trudeau presented Pelosi with a basket of Fine Canadian wines, which go well with red meat as well as with brown shoes.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (ZqRa6)

372 Over at Townhall, Devin Nunes wants to know why the Dems are asking Hope Hicks about her love life...

She promised not to tell and I'm holding her to it!

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (88+cf)

373 So he spread the Biden seed at the same time he going all Henry VIII with brother's wife?

Posted by: KIM at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (lMn1U)

374 349 I will not try to be fun
I will not try to be fun.
one hundred times.

lesson learned.
Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (r/xAU)


Willow always said to never ever look into the eyes of the sun...
But, Willow, that's where the fun is.....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (sij26)

375 what Mark said, he's a better kid.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (r/xAU)

376 Hunter can do the right thing for his father and admit to the court that


"it wasn't any of these honorable SEALS, sir, it was me. I killed the Terrorist. After the first guy stabbed him and the second guy tried to smother him, I came over and put the dude out of his misery. Take me away!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (LISuA)

377 371 apparently Trudeau presented Pelosi with a basket of Fine Canadian wines, which go well with red meat as well as with brown shoes.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (ZqRa6)

Where in Canada can you grow wine grapes?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

378 lmao, kraken, very good.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:08 PM (r/xAU)

379 266
Must be where I live. But I'm behind her every third trip to the grocery.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (ClOmq)


This is why I use the self checkout line.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2019 02:08 PM (xjiRE)

380 They will subpoena all photographic documentation of her sex life.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 02:05 PM (TAmPV)


"I, uh, need to, uh, examine these exhibits in private. Uh, just me." - Adam "Sweaty" Schiff

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 02:08 PM (hLRSq)

381 willow anyone taking you to task for flirting with JackStraw is just jealous - remember that.

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 02:08 PM (9VeU0)

382 Parlor game: Which candidate has which Demunist Commiecrat constituency locked up?
1. Buttigieg - the Anal oriented vote
2. Warren - the bulldyke vote
3. Harris - the whore and slut vote, probably also the hate whitey vote
4. Biden - the Old Guard Party apparatchik vote
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (ujg0T)


This is exactly the Democrats' problem. How do they meld those disparate (and gnarly) groups together behind any one of the candidates?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 02:08 PM (Jzd7W)

383 >>The FBI and Mueller knew the Manafort black ledger was a fake, and couldn't use it in their reports. So they got a "media hook" and used it to destroy Manafort.

>>"While neither Mueller nor the FBI cited the actual ledger, they cited media reports about it, and relied on those stories as sources."

And where did that black ledger come from long before the Steele dossier?

Ukraine.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 02:09 PM (PxX58)

384 Where in Canada can you grow wine grapes?
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (RD7QR)
+++++++++
Probably in the parts south of 54-40 that belong to the United States.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 02:09 PM (I2dne)

385 Where in Canada can you grow wine grapes?
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (RD7QR)


Vinland.

Posted by: Eric the Red at June 20, 2019 02:09 PM (aS1PU)

386 Over at Townhall, Devin Nunes wants to know why the Dems are asking Hope Hicks about her love life...

They will subpoena all photographic documentation of her sex life.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 02:05 PM (TAmPV)

Should be on Porn Hub by now.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2019 02:09 PM (m79Dg)

387 The other half must come from some exotic climes, like Italy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (bcbK


Poland and Germany, actually.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2019 02:09 PM (9gDA7)

388 willow.... you DO know that we all love you.... right???

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 02:09 PM (sij26)

389 The guy's a machine.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 20, 2019 02:09 PM (UU4EV)

390 382 Parlor game: Which candidate has which Demunist Commiecrat constituency locked up?
1. Buttigieg - the Anal oriented vote
2. Warren - the bulldyke vote
3. Harris - the whore and slut vote, probably also the hate whitey vote
4. Biden - the Old Guard Party apparatchik vote
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (ujg0T)

This is exactly the Democrats' problem. How do they meld those disparate (and gnarly) groups together behind any one of the candidates?



Biden as Mondale 2.0?

By the way, Booker might edge out Buttigieg for the anal oriented vote.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2019 02:10 PM (ujg0T)

391 blaster it was just a light flirt, I admire Jack and was giving him some strokes for all his effort on our behalf.

(married with a soccer team)

but nooooooooo!

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:10 PM (r/xAU)

392 Biden is doing better with black voters than Booker and Harris put together.

That has to sting.

So they have to dirty him up.

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 02:10 PM (9VeU0)

393 12/39 The others have been summoned.?


What about us?

Posted by: The Udders at June 20, 2019 02:10 PM (LilNs)

394 Is there one dem who isn't a giant asshole?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (jUVms)

Well, Jim Acosta is a giant dick.
======

And I've got a giant asshole!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at June 20, 2019 02:10 PM (TisjL)

395 387 The other half must come from some exotic climes, like Italy?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (bcbK

Poland and Germany, actually.
Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2019 02:09 PM (9gDA7)

Ah, the Baltic sea trade.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 02:10 PM (bcbK8)

396 Hunter issued a rebuttal. He said it had to be another guy since they only did the buttsecks.

Posted by: Roy at June 20, 2019 02:10 PM (40mSG)

397 Married to a soccer team????

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 02:11 PM (sij26)

398 The biggest reason we're still in Afghanistan is because we didn't kill enough of them.

There's 300 million of us and maybe 35 million of them. Hell we got more illegal aliens than they got people.

Draw lines and kill what's on the other side until they capitulate. They believe surviving is favor from Allah. It's not.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:11 PM (5u1Fw)

399
Warren is Susan from the Parish Council.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2019 02:11 PM (Wx/+I)

400 kraken, sniffing..

mebbe.


giggling (sorry I am drinking wine)

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:11 PM (r/xAU)

401 and was giving him some strokes



Wut?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 20, 2019 02:11 PM (ufFY8)

402 apparently Trudeau presented Pelosi with a basket of Fine Canadian wines, which go well with red meat as well as with brown shoes.


Cabern-eh?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 02:11 PM (oVJmc)

403 *goes to make peanutbutter and honey sammishes*

BBL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 20, 2019 02:11 PM (bcbK8)

404 kraken fgs . no ! I gave birth to a soccer team.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:11 PM (r/xAU)

405 Where in Canada can you grow wine grapes?
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (RD7QR)
+++++++++
Probably in the parts south of 54-40 that belong to the United States.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 02:09 PM (I2dne)


https://tinyurl.com/y64bhd5h

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

406 Hunter issued a rebuttal. He said it had to be another guy since they only did the buttsecks.

--

Damone strategy kicking up. "Hey, you wanted it more than I did." "Are you sure it's mine?"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (JoUsr)

407 Where in Canada can you grow wine grapes?"

Icewine, so...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (6qErC)

408 404 kraken fgs . no ! I gave birth to a soccer team.
Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:11 PM (r/xAU)



Ah.... sequentially.... ah...

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (sij26)

409 throws hands in air.
gives up.

schlepps off to do something productive.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (r/xAU)

410 giggling (sorry I am drinking wine)
Posted by: willow



Willow is lit af!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (sRczR)

411 Hmmm, well?

Oregon Republican state senators have reportedly all left the state Thursday, hoping to avoid the Democratic governor from ordering police to apprehend them and forcing them to vote on climate change legislation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (DrqHq)

412 #396...old joke punch line

' Oh Mom! If I didn't make him roll me over I'd never had gotten pregnant'.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:13 PM (5u1Fw)

413 Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (9VeU0)



It begins. Now Biden needs to imply the Booker is a bit light in the loafers or something.



I think your surmise about Harris vis-a-vis Hunter Biden may well be correct.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 02:04 PM (Jzd7W)


I don't think there's enough butter in the world for all the popcorn we're going to be consuming.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2019 02:13 PM (a2xio)

414 Where in Canada can you grow wine grapes?
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

Vinland.

Posted by: Eric the Red at June 20, 2019 02:09 PM (aS1PU)



That's the right answer but you weren't there, Dad.

BTW, all kinds of killjoys say that the sagas' reference to grapes and "self-sown wheat" (which point to a south of Canada Vinland) say that the Scandis mistook berries for grapes because Scandis don't know what grapes are.

But we had a German with us, named Tyrker, who damn well knew what wine grapes are.

Posted by: Leif Erikson at June 20, 2019 02:13 PM (fuK7c)

415 Democrats NEVER go after Republican children! Leave Biden's children alone!

Posted by: I.M. Idiotte, West Hartford, CT at June 20, 2019 02:13 PM (4Eo4+)

416 Where in Canada can you grow wine grapes?"


In Trudeau's Mother's pants.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 02:13 PM (oVJmc)

417 Warren is Mrs. Danvers.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 20, 2019 02:13 PM (JoUsr)

418 411 Hmmm, well?

Oregon Republican state senators have reportedly all left the state Thursday, hoping to avoid the Democratic governor from ordering police to apprehend them and forcing them to vote on climate change legislation.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (DrqHq)



As opposed to all voting NO on it? What exactly is the Demunist gambit here?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 20, 2019 02:13 PM (ujg0T)

419 Hmmm, well?

Oregon Republican state senators have reportedly all left the state Thursday, hoping to avoid the Democratic governor from ordering police to apprehend them and forcing them to vote on climate change legislation.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (DrqHq)


What? They're afraid to vote No?
Figures, they're republicans.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 02:14 PM (aS1PU)

420 Wall Mart has the least expensive popcorn. It's good too.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:14 PM (5u1Fw)

421 With all the Midwest flooding is there going to be a popcorn shortage?

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:14 PM (5u1Fw)

422 Grape White North

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 02:15 PM (oVJmc)

423 What? They're afraid to vote No?

Figures, they're republicans.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 02:14 PM (aS1PU)

====
Stop the vote by not providing a quorum?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 20, 2019 02:15 PM (pw+jk)

424 Does she want the child support payments in Rubles or Yen?"


Better ask for Yuan.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 20, 2019 02:15 PM (UU4EV)

425 With all the Midwest flooding is there going to be a popcorn shortage?
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:14 PM (5u1Fw)


I prefer poopcorn.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 20, 2019 02:15 PM (aS1PU)

426 404 kraken fgs . no ! I gave birth to a soccer team.

Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 02:11 PM (r/xAU)

The problem with mothers, especially drunk ones, is they don't know everything is innuendo.

Posted by: Someguy at June 20, 2019 02:15 PM (EV0u2)

427 Just saw this:

Lt. Gen. Joseph Guastella, commander of the US Air Forces Central Command: "Iranian reports that this aircraft was shot down in Iran are categorically false"

What I posted in the monkey thread:

Sometimes we "draw a charge." Provoke somebody to see if they do something, and then they do it, then we can use that as a reason.

I don't know that the drone was over international territory. Story is 17 miles away from Iran. Iran has a weapon that can take out our drones from that far? That seems bad. But also useful info to have. And also something not all that useful to admit. Punk Iranians can take our $180M tech out of the sky just like that?

The play should have been it malfunctioned and crashed. Even if they HAD shot it down.

Instead seems like people are trying to spin up a confrontation.





Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 11:11 AM (9VeU0)

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 02:15 PM (9VeU0)

428 Food , bah, gotta make that ethanol....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 02:15 PM (sij26)

429 Well this is the least shocking news ever (that hunt can't keep it in his pants).

Cocaine is a wonderful drug.

Oh and this bit!

Page Six reports, in it's usual breathless way, that Hunter' new wife was living with her boyfriend practically right until she married Hunter. So, this should be good. Maybe the Biden campaign should go the "it's a plural marriage, haters!" and try for some intersectional street cred.

Sham marriage set up by the DNC. ha ha poor Ms Cohen

Meanwhile this FAMILY is the main reason I used to tease Blue Hen about DE all the time before

I couldn't believe them thirty years ago. Now they're just sad and pathetic.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 20, 2019 02:16 PM (Rarvo)

430 >>What? They're afraid to vote No?
Figures, they're republicans.

They can't defeat the bill, not enough of them.

But they can prevent a vote by denying them a quorum.

Flee Baggers!

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 02:16 PM (PxX58)

431 (trying to be all Texan now, before the rush)
Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (r/xAU)
~~~~~

Willow: Are you going to the TX MoMe?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 02:16 PM (NtglE)

432 391 blaster it was just a light flirt, I admire Jack and was giving him some strokes for all his effort on our behalf.

---

willow.

Phrasing.

Especially here.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:16 PM (RU4sa)

433 >>>Where in Canada can you grow wine grapes?


Lots of vineyards in British Columbia. With global warming, the arctic is also going to soon be a good spot. Except for all the Russkies up there!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 20, 2019 02:16 PM (LISuA)

434 #414 Blueberry wine?

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:16 PM (5u1Fw)

435 Willow: Are you going to the TX MoMe?
Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 02:16 PM (NtglE)

---

She better.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:17 PM (RU4sa)

436
Oregon Republican state senators have reportedly all left the state Thursday, hoping to avoid the Democratic governor from ordering police to apprehend them and forcing them to vote on climate change legislation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (DrqHq)


I don't know what the deal is but that's the same crap Wisconsin democrats pulled.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 02:17 PM (TAmPV)

437 431 (trying to be all Texan now, before the rush)
Posted by: willow at June 20, 2019 01:59 PM (r/xAU)
~~~~~

Willow: Are you going to the TX MoMe?
Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 02:16 PM (NtglE)

I think she's having a little nap.....

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 02:17 PM (sij26)

438 I was obviously making a joke, but google 'canadian wine' and Boof, there it is.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 20, 2019 02:17 PM (ZqRa6)

439 What? They're afraid to vote No?
Figures, they're republicans.

They can't defeat the bill, not enough of them.

But they can prevent a vote by denying them a quorum.

Flee Baggers!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 02:16 PM (PxX5


Okay. They can flee.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 02:17 PM (aS1PU)

440 434 #414 Blueberry wine?
Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:16 PM (5u1Fw)


Mmmmm... as good as grapefruit wine???

Posted by: kraken at June 20, 2019 02:18 PM (sij26)

441 Spoiler: Vinland is Cape Cod.

Posted by: Leif Erikson at June 20, 2019 02:18 PM (fuK7c)

442 414 BTW, all kinds of killjoys say that the sagas' reference to grapes and "self-sown wheat" (which point to a south of Canada Vinland) say that the Scandis mistook berries for grapes because Scandis don't know what grapes are.

But we had a German with us, named Tyrker, who damn well knew what wine grapes are.


...and was totally not a practical joker.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2019 02:18 PM (sGtp+)

443 Oregon Republican state senators have reportedly all left the state Thursday, hoping to avoid the Democratic governor from ordering police to apprehend them and forcing them to vote on climate change legislation.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (DrqHq)


This is dumb. They are republicans in Oregon. Vote no.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 02:18 PM (jUVms)

444 Where in Canada can you grow wine grapes?
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 02:07 PM

****

Go to Victoria...prepared to be amazed!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2019 02:18 PM (axyOa)

445
Warren is one of the Scripture readers at Mass who you want to strangle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 20, 2019 02:18 PM (Wx/+I)

446
I am going to go out on a limb and speculate that the only people with honor and a sense of duty in the Biden family was Beau Biden.

=====

Beau was an Ashley Madison client. Claimed the Russians hacked him onto it. No joke.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 20, 2019 02:18 PM (M9ntN)

447 They can't defeat the bill, not enough of them.


Then all vote no and let the voters have what they voted for, good and hard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 20, 2019 02:18 PM (UU4EV)

448
433 Lots of vineyards in British Columbia. With global warming, the arctic is also going to soon be a good spot. Except for all the Russkies up there!

the russkies will be busy exploiting siberia

Posted by: Anachronda at June 20, 2019 02:19 PM (sGtp+)

449 Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 11:11 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 02:15 PM (9VeU0)

Simpler explanation.

Iran claims half of the straights to belong to them.

Rest of the world says no.

But in Iran's eyes the Drone was over their territory, thus the 'claim'.

Posted by: Tonto at June 20, 2019 02:19 PM (NgKpN)

450 But they can prevent a vote by denying them a quorum.


---------

Oh, I see.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 02:19 PM (jUVms)

451
Don't know. Wasn't the daughter a coke head that got arrested but it was swept under the rug to protect Obamas election?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (O2RFr)


Yes. The daughter is "Doctor" Jill's spawn, BTW.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 20, 2019 02:19 PM (pNxlR)

452 Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (DrqHq)



What? They're afraid to vote No?

Figures, they're republicans.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 02:14 PM (aS1PU)


I have the belief, based on absolutely no data, that if you are a Republican in places like Oregon, you are severely conservative, representing parts of the state that are nowhere near cities like Portland.


Maybe not though. Maybe after years, they're like battered wives.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2019 02:20 PM (a2xio)

453 Biden may be behind the Hunter Biden revelation - knocking some chick up is a lot easier to understand than why the Chinese gave him a billion dollar loan.

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 02:20 PM (9VeU0)

454 361 One problem the Dems have:

No one cares about voting for the Second Black President.


Sorry, Booker.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (oVJmc)

___

What about the first GAY black prezzy?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 02:21 PM (FiUMj)

455 Did you know that the Church, the big one in Rome, appointed one Henrik Bishop to Iceland, Greenland, and Vinland in the 12th century? Well it did.

That means that there was knowledge of Vinland in Rome 400 years before that foppish parvenu Columbus "discovered" Haiti.

*spit*

Posted by: Leif Erikson at June 20, 2019 02:21 PM (fuK7c)

456 A winery near Salmon Arm, BC which is two to three degrees in latitude south of McBride, currently claims the title of "most northern (wine grape) vineyard in Canada.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 02:21 PM (sRczR)

457 Biden may be behind the Hunter Biden revelation - knocking some chick up is a lot easier to understand than why the Chinese gave him a billion dollar loan.
Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 02:20 PM (9VeU0)


Heh. You said loan.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 02:21 PM (aS1PU)

458 Beau was an Ashley Madison client. Claimed the Russians hacked him onto it. No joke.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Ah, I should have known. Apple/Tree

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 02:21 PM (oiNtH)

459 >What? They're afraid to vote No?
Figures, they're republicans.

They can't defeat the bill, not enough of them.

But they can prevent a vote by denying them a quorum.

Flee Baggers!
Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 02:16 PM (PxX5

It's Oregon so fuck that state in particular. The GOP gaining a victory by retreating explains the party between Reagan and Trump.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 20, 2019 02:21 PM (y7DUB)

460 BREAKING US - #Iran

Trump Meeting Pompeo, Bolton & Shanahan now
Bolton going to Israel
Military -NSC Meeting
Congress briefing now
US considering Military Responses
Putin warns against strike on Iran
France making calls to de escalate

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 20, 2019 02:21 PM (BqBId)

461 What about the first GAY black prezzy?

---

Been there, done that.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:21 PM (RU4sa)

462 379
266

Must be where I live. But I'm behind her every third trip to the grocery.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 01:56 PM (ClOmq)



This is why I use the self checkout line.

Posted by: rickl at June 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
I would too, except they aren't giving me a discount for doing the checkout clerks' jobs for them; and the Walmarts around me not only photograph you as you check out, they display the damn picture on the monitor. I cover it with one of their plastic bags (which is fun, as the image moves around), so I have only one hand free to do everything. Annoying.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 02:22 PM (ClOmq)

463 One problem the Dems have:

No one cares about voting for the Second Black President.


Sorry, Booker.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 02:06 PM (oVJmc)

___

What about the first GAY black prezzy?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Been done.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 20, 2019 02:22 PM (sRczR)

464 @dceaminer

#BREAKING: Case against Eddie Gallagher in doubt as fellow Navy SEAL says he, not Gallagher, killed prisoner:

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 02:22 PM (PxX58)

465 Hey, Cheri, this is going to be a random question but were you ever in the Air Force?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 20, 2019 02:22 PM (81OU+)

466 What? They're afraid to vote No?

Figures, they're republicans.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 02:14 PM (aS1PU)
+++++++++++
I would *never* vote for "No." Not for anything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 02:22 PM (I2dne)

467 Where in Canada can you grow wine grapes?

___

The Niagara area has a lot of wineries. Lots of wineries in Quebec too.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 02:22 PM (FiUMj)

468 But they can prevent a vote by denying them a quorum.


---------

Oh, I see.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 02:19 PM (jUVms)


Democrats did that in Wisconsin some years back.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 02:22 PM (hLRSq)

469 443
This is dumb. They are republicans in Oregon. Vote no.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 20, 2019 02:18 PM (jUVms)


That's not who we are.

Posted by: Republicans in Oregon at June 20, 2019 02:22 PM (xjiRE)

470 Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 20, 2019 02:12 PM (DrqHq)





I don't know what the deal is but that's the same crap Wisconsin democrats pulled.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 20, 2019 02:17 PM (TAmPV)


And Texas Dems, when the state legislature was trying to de-gerrymander the districts.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2019 02:23 PM (a2xio)

471 Ontario's Niagara Region also has a wine industry.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 02:23 PM (Dh1wo)

472 Hmmm. What wine would one pair with poutine?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 02:23 PM (O8WFE)

473
What about the first GAY black prezzy?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 02:21 PM (FiUMj)


Again, already happened.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 20, 2019 02:23 PM (pNxlR)

474 Did you know that the Church, the big one in Rome, appointed one Henrik Bishop to Iceland, Greenland, and Vinland in the 12th century? Well it did.

That means that there was knowledge of Vinland in Rome 400 years before that foppish parvenu Columbus "discovered" Haiti.
-------------------------------------------------------------------

This is well known.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 20, 2019 02:23 PM (NFEMn)

475
Every time I hear Charles Payne say Xi
Jinping, I add the words Ricochet...Rabbit!









http://tinyurl.com/yyac322b






Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 20, 2019 02:23 PM (ufFY8)

476 From the Daily Beast, by way of Insty:

It started with Joe Biden’s totally bizarre comments about how they all used to get along with racists in the Senate, which brought a number of well-deserved smackdowns on Wednesday, the best by far from Cory Booker: “You don’t joke about calling black men ‘boys.’

Biden: "I of course defer to your greater interest and expertise in 'boys.'"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 02:23 PM (Jzd7W)

477 - 364 No piling on Willow.

She's a good kid.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Unless she wants to be under a pile of handsome, suave, debonair, and intelligent morons. Then I say GO GIRL! Good on you.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 20, 2019 02:24 PM (myjNJ)

478 460 BREAKING US - #Iran

Trump Meeting Pompeo, Bolton & Shanahan now
Bolton going to Israel
Military -NSC Meeting
Congress briefing now
US considering Military Responses
Putin warns against strike on Iran
France making calls to de escalate
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 20, 2019 02:21 PM (BqBId)

Don't go there, Mr. President. Destroy an empty airfield and call it good. This is Kerry's doing.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

479 The Niagara area has a lot of wineries. Lots of wineries in Quebec too.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 02:22 PM (FiUMj)


I gave a link to a whole bunch of Ontario wineries.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 20, 2019 02:24 PM (hLRSq)

480 .Milwaukee might be burned to the ground.
========
You say that like it's a bad thing.

--all of Wisconsin outside of Madison

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 20, 2019 02:24 PM (BptFl)

481 >> Biden may be behind the Hunter Biden revelation - knocking some chick up is a lot easier to understand than why the Chinese gave him a billion dollar loan.


Thought Hunter's estranged wife indicated he's not so good with money - he wastes it on hookers, strippers and blow. Neither the Chinese nor his latest baby mama getting anything from Hunter, most likely.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 02:24 PM (bDqIh)

482 @dcexaminer

#BREAKING: Case against Eddie Gallagher in doubt as fellow Navy SEAL says he, not Gallagher, killed prisoner: https://washex.am/2KqOBJf

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 02:24 PM (cF8AT)

483 so Lunden Roberts got the full Biden load.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2019 02:24 PM (KWnR1)

484 Where is the Texas MoMe to be held?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (ClOmq)

485 Unless she wants to be under a pile of handsome, suave, debonair, and intelligent morons.

---

*looks around*

Where?

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)

486 Oh, I'm waaaay late on that...

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (cF8AT)

487 Oregon is trying to outdo Commiefornia with a useless crippling climate change bill.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (5u1Fw)

488 472 Hmmm. What wine would one pair with poutine?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 02:23 PM (O8WFE)

Cardboarday.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

489 484 Where is the Texas MoMe to be held?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (ClOmq)

---

At Ben Had's spread.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)

490 *looks around*

Where?
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)


Sorry, I stepped away for a bit.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 02:26 PM (aS1PU)

491 lol Tami

Couldn't resist.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:26 PM (RU4sa)

492 Probably get willowed, but watching Schertzer light up the Phils last evening even though his nose is broken was awesome.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at June 20, 2019 02:26 PM (eq2Ql)

493 Where is the Texas MoMe to be held?

Just outside Corsicana.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 20, 2019 02:26 PM (81OU+)

494 France making calls to de escalate
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 20, 2019 02:21 PM (BqBId)

Ze Iranians are a piss loving peeple. Not like our treacherous yellow vests.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2019 02:27 PM (m79Dg)

495 336 ha. just saw a clip of Pelosi w Justin Trudeau in which she says a delegation from the House met with Trudeau "half Republicans and half Democrats... like Noah's Ark..."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 20, 2019 02:03 PM (ZqRa6)


half-republican, half-democrat
Boat load of rinos.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2019 02:27 PM (3XdZI)

496 Where is the Texas MoMe to be held?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (ClOmq)
~~~~~

Texas, I think.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 02:27 PM (NtglE)

497
*looks around*

Where?
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)

LMAO

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 02:27 PM (a0IVu)

498 *looks around*



Where?

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (RU4sa)



Sorry, I stepped away for a bit.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 02:26 PM (aS1PU)


Stop doing that. I can't handle this all by myself.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2019 02:27 PM (a2xio)

499 Heh, Dr.WTF

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:27 PM (RU4sa)

500 Heh. You said loan.
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 02:21 PM (aS1PU)


Sorry. I meant "loan."

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 02:27 PM (9VeU0)

501 Clinton was the first black president.

Obama was the first female president.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 02:27 PM (Wspu/)

502 Where is the Texas MoMe to be held?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (ClOmq)
~~~~~

Texas, I think.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 20, 2019 02:27 PM (NtglE)
+++++++++++
It's actually in Oklahoma, but the clever naming scheme worked perfectly!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 20, 2019 02:27 PM (I2dne)

503 489
484 Where is the Texas MoMe to be held?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM (ClOmq)


---


At Ben Had's spread.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019

*
*
. . .
Near Houston, I hope. Though October is still going to be damn hot there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 02:27 PM (ClOmq)

504 Hey, Cheri, this is going to be a random question but were you ever in the Air Force?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas

No, but I was an Air Force brat. I served in the Coast Guard.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 02:28 PM (oiNtH)

505 Ok, so we are not debonair.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 20, 2019 02:28 PM (ufFY8)

506 I'd say the entire SEAL team killed the guy who unfortunately got his ass dead. It's not like the enemy takes prisoners as policy.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:28 PM (5u1Fw)

507 >>Thought Hunter's estranged wife indicated he's not so good with money - he wastes it on hookers, strippers and blow.

Wastes?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 02:28 PM (PxX58)

508 ha. just saw a clip of Pelosi w Justin Trudeau in which she says a delegation from the House met with Trudeau "half Republicans and half Democrats... like Noah's Ark..."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 20, 2019 02:03 PM

****

Free liquor.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2019 02:28 PM (axyOa)

509 Near Houston, I hope. Though October is still going to be damn hot there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 02:27 PM (ClOmq)

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A wee bit north of there.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:28 PM (RU4sa)

510 >> ha. just saw a clip of Pelosi w Justin Trudeau in which she says a delegation from the House met with Trudeau "half Republicans and half Democrats... like Noah's Ark..."


Is she planning to have them reproduce to repopulate the halls of the US Capitol after the Climate Crisis Armageddon?!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 02:29 PM (bDqIh)

511 And Texas Dems, when the state legislature was trying to de-gerrymander the districts.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2019 02:23 PM (a2xio)


And the gubner sent the Texas Rangers to round them up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 20, 2019 02:29 PM (Z4rgH)

512 oooh, Dana Perino said Cory Booker is about to announce a new plan for something or other on his first day in the White House.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 20, 2019 02:29 PM (ZqRa6)

513 Very very good -- from Insty:

Link to Bette Midler's limerick and the best limerick in response.

Where is Muldoon?

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 20, 2019 02:29 PM (MIKMs)

514 507 >>Thought Hunter's estranged wife indicated he's not so good with money - he wastes it on hookers, strippers and blow.

Wastes?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 20, 2019 02:28 PM (PxX5

Some people just don't appreciate the finer things in life.

Posted by: Someguy at June 20, 2019 02:29 PM (EV0u2)

515 Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 02:28 PM (oiNtH)

Just checking. One of my sisters is named Cheri.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 20, 2019 02:29 PM (81OU+)

516 Why is Justine meeting with Pelosi? Heads of state don't meet with congress critters. This is a purely fuck you to Trump.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 02:30 PM (FiUMj)

517 Where is the Texas MoMe to be held?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 02:25 PM


North central Texas. DFW or Love would be the closest airports.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2019 02:30 PM (pfuwb)

518 Biden: "I of course defer to your greater interest and expertise in 'boys.'"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 20, 2019 02:23 PM (Jzd7W)

Now, that's the kind of response that would garner Gropey some Trump voters.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2019 02:30 PM (m79Dg)

519 North central Texas. DFW or Love would be the closest airports.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 20, 2019 02:30 PM (pfuwb)

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You bringing Ace?

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:30 PM (RU4sa)

520 Cant decide between the gator wrap or meat loaf sandwich.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 20, 2019 02:30 PM (NHSOx)

521 Mad Dog Twent-eh Twent-eh

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 02:30 PM (O8WFE)

522 oooh, Dana Perino said Cory Booker is about to announce a new plan for something or other on his first day in the White House.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 20, 2019 02:29 PM (ZqRa6)


Mandate! Ghey secks for all! No, not an option.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 20, 2019 02:30 PM (a2xio)

523 512 oooh, Dana Perino said Cory Booker is about to announce a new plan for something or other on his first day in the White House.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 20, 2019 02:29 PM (ZqRa6)


I have a plan for my first day living with Margot Robbie.

Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 02:30 PM (9VeU0)

524 Which goes best with vodka and diet coke.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 20, 2019 02:31 PM (NHSOx)

525 >>>>Thought Hunter's estranged wife indicated he's not so good with money - he wastes it on hookers, strippers and blow.

Wastes?


A matter of perspective, if those spending priorities mean she and the kids can not live like the pampered spawn of a senior US Senator and former VP.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 20, 2019 02:31 PM (bDqIh)

526 President Trump made two important announcements today.

First, he urged restraint in dealing with Iran.

Second, he announced the Navy SEALs semi-annual sniper qualification competition will be held in Teheran next week.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 02:31 PM (Wspu/)

527 A wee bit north of there.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:28 PM


***

Bwahahaha!!! SMH said "a wee bit" of there. Nothing in Texas is a wee bit of there.
Takes for friggin' evah to drive across that state.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2019 02:31 PM (axyOa)

528 Everybody has a plan till they get punched in the face.

- Michael Tyson

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 20, 2019 02:31 PM (O8WFE)

529 I always get Cory Booker and Don Lemon mixed up. Are we sure they are not the same person?

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 02:31 PM (a0IVu)

530 Hold that thought.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2019 02:31 PM (3XdZI)

531 lol Diogenes

Didn't want to scare folks.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:32 PM (RU4sa)

532 I thought 'Cardboarday' was one of Saddam's sons??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 02:32 PM (Dh1wo)

533 523 512 oooh, Dana Perino said Cory Booker is about to announce a new plan for something or other on his first day in the White House.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 20, 2019 02:29 PM (ZqRa6)

I have a plan for my first day living with Margot Robbie.
Posted by: blaster at June 20, 2019 02:30 PM (9VeU0)

His first day in Office?

His plan will be to turn up the thermostat, because Hell indeed, freeze over.

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 20, 2019 02:32 PM (NgKpN)

534 Between now and the start of "Super Tuesday" will be when all the dirt on the Dem candidates will come out because some Dem candidate still thinks he/she/they/xe thinks that he/she/they/xe has a chance at the nomination.



Hey, the Dems have the best opposition research folks doing their oppo, and they will not keep their powder dry if they think they still have a chance. This is stuff that the GOP seems to never find, and the MSM never looks for. Why? The research guys are all getting their info from Democrats who support candidate A but have know candidate B for years. If A wins the nomination, then the supporter doesn't have to tell anyone anything any longer and can go back to helping B in his/her/their/xer local campaign. B wins the nomination, they line up behind the nominee of their/his/her/xer party and STFU about it.


There is never any "NeverDemocratCandidateA" Democrats that will dish the dirt on any Democrat candidate against a Republican. All those Democrat women in 2008 that were supposedly going to back McCain over Obama ended up voting for him/xim/xer.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at June 20, 2019 02:32 PM (fdTrp)

535 Hold that thought.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2019 02:31 PM (3XdZI)


Hold it? I don't even want to touch it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 20, 2019 02:32 PM (aS1PU)

536 That GD attention whore, freakin' dumb as a rock, failed high school debate team member, mutton headed, AOC is STILL ranting on twitter about 'concentration camps'.

If she's re-elected, her district needs to be nuked from orbit....just to be sure.

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 02:32 PM (cF8AT)

537 A wee bit north of there.
Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:28 PM (RU4sa)

In Texas mileage terms.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2019 02:33 PM (m79Dg)

538 Does anyone think that the FAB would allow Warren to be the historic first? Hillary is nothing if not vengeful and craves power like other people breathe. It would be epic if Trump beat her for a second time. Might just send her over the edge.

Posted by: Cheri at June 20, 2019 02:33 PM (oiNtH)

539 oooh, Dana Perino said Cory Booker is about to announce a new plan for something or other on his first day in the White House.


"Look at these SWATCHES!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 02:33 PM (oVJmc)

540 Second, he announced the Navy SEALs semi-annual sniper qualification competition will be held in Teheran next week.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 02:31 PM (Wspu/)

---

That would be worth watching on ESPN.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:33 PM (RU4sa)

541 Takes for friggin' evah to drive across that state.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2019 02:31 PM (axyOa)


Make sure you're air conditioner is in shape.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2019 02:33 PM (3XdZI)

542 have a plan for my first day living with Margot Robbie."

Hmmm.

Does it involve a storm door and a hurricane?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 20, 2019 02:33 PM (6qErC)

543 524 Which goes best with vodka and diet coke.
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 20, 2019 02:31 PM (NHSOx)

Doritos.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 20, 2019 02:33 PM (RD7QR)

544 "Cory Booker is about to announce a new plan for something or other on his first day in the White House. "

redecorating, I presume. it will be fabulous.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2019 02:33 PM (KWnR1)

545
apparently Trudeau presented Pelosi with a basket of Fine Canadian wines,



Canadian wines are deplorable...hic

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 20, 2019 02:34 PM (TAmPV)

546
In Texas mileage terms.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2019 02:33 PM (m79Dg)


That would be either "yonder" or "a spell."

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2019 02:34 PM (9gDA7)

547 You know, vodka enemas eliminate the cost of Diet Coke and ice.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 20, 2019 02:34 PM (Wspu/)

548 new thread, you all

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 20, 2019 02:34 PM (ZqRa6)

549 About 200 miles, AWM.

Posted by: SMH at June 20, 2019 02:34 PM (RU4sa)

550 nood

Posted by: IC at June 20, 2019 02:34 PM (a0IVu)

551 536 That GD attention whore, freakin' dumb as a rock, failed high school debate team member, mutton headed, AOC is STILL ranting on twitter about 'concentration camps'.

If she's re-elected, her district needs to be nuked from orbit....just to be sure.
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 02:32 PM (cF8AT)

Come on... She's Concentrating, on Camps!

Posted by: Don QQQ at June 20, 2019 02:34 PM (NgKpN)

552 Dana Perino said Cory Booker is about to announce a new plan for something or other on his first day in the White House.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 20, 2019 02:29 PM


It better include a vacuum cleaner and be damned sure to get the waste basket this time!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 20, 2019 02:34 PM (axyOa)

553 516 Why is Justine meeting with Pelosi? Heads of state don't meet with congress critters. This is a purely fuck you to Trump.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 20, 2019 02:30 PM (FiUMj)

I think it's more of a 'you gonna hold 3 countries hostage, Nancy?'

Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 02:34 PM (cF8AT)

554 "Cory Booker is about to announce a new plan for something or other on his first day in the White House. "

redecorating, I presume. it will be fabulous.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 20, 2019 02:33 PM (KWnR1)


And it will smell like pussy because of his FIERCE heterosexualness.

Posted by: Sponge at June 20, 2019 02:34 PM (9gDA7)

555 Nood, apparently.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 20, 2019 02:35 PM (81OU+)

556 #516 Apparently the Clown Prince is also having "a chat with" McConnell. I think it might be because if I'm not mistaken, the Dems are screwing with voting on the NAFTA USMCA deal. And Justin needs help with China over the three Canadians falsely charged with espionage so I doubt he'll be mouthy with the President this time.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 02:35 PM (Dh1wo)

557 I come forward too, do I have to testiculate before Congress....OR afterwords.....

these nookie pre-nups are entitled to Gov bad behaviour funding I assume.They take the LOAD off I am told.

Posted by: saf at June 20, 2019 02:35 PM (5IHGB)

558 It's not like Biden could have *NOT* worked with segregationists, is it, considering he was in the PARTY OF SEGREGATION???

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 20, 2019 02:36 PM (oVJmc)

559 *grug* *grug* *grug*

Posted by: Chinese Baby Girl Biden #24 at June 20, 2019 02:37 PM (Uy5ux)

560 Biden Hunter Biden Hunter schnell bring out the Corgi schnauzers and SNIFF this thing out.

Posted by: saf at June 20, 2019 02:37 PM (5IHGB)

561 Noodus reparatio

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 20, 2019 02:38 PM (ClOmq)

562 If she's re-elected, her district needs to be nuked from orbit....just to be sure.
Posted by: Tami at June 20, 2019 02:32 PM (cF8AT)

It's the Bronx. How would anyone be able to tell if it was nuked?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 20, 2019 02:38 PM (m79Dg)

563 Justin needs help with China over the three Canadians falsely charged with espionage so I doubt he'll be mouthy with the President this time.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 02:35 PM (Dh1wo)
.----------.

But, on the other hand....

Posted by: Braenyard at June 20, 2019 02:38 PM (3XdZI)

564 329
316 I am going to go out on a limb and speculate that the only people
with honor and a sense of duty in the Biden family was Beau Biden. I
could be wrong.





Don't know. Wasn't the daughter a coke head that got arrested but it was swept under the rug to protect Obamas election?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 20, 2019 02:02 PM (O2RFr)


See Tim Kaine's son during the 2016 election

See Al Gore Jr. during the 2000 election

I guess Chelsea was an outlier, but that was probably because even cocaine didn't want to go inside her

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at June 20, 2019 02:41 PM (fdTrp)

565 The Russians got to snickering about this shit

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:43 PM (5u1Fw)

566 Sooooo how come the unwanted Biden child wasn't aborted ..I mean murdered. My bad.

Posted by: torabora at June 20, 2019 02:45 PM (5u1Fw)

567 The Bidens make the Palins look like the Von Trapps.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at June 20, 2019 02:49 PM (iuFgi)

568 Grab em by the pussy !!

Posted by: Kurt at June 20, 2019 03:03 PM (apH+b)

569 175
Warren is that high school English teacher you hated.

Sister Margaret...hated her.

Posted by: Drewbicle at June 20, 2019 03:07 PM (BD68H)

570 I, too, am in favor of free shit for me.

Posted by: West at June 20, 2019 03:18 PM (7Fa8Y)

571 The babymomma's suspicion was further raised when the infant attempted to snort a line of coke

Posted by: Shortie Gitlowe at June 20, 2019 05:08 PM (aY6pv)

572 signin' in

Posted by: andycanuck at June 20, 2019 05:20 PM (Dh1wo)

573 She's bringing it up now because the little sh-t married another woman.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at June 20, 2019 08:28 PM (xZjSg)

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