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The Morning Rant
"One of you 'ettes commented last time that the HR department at the company you work for has begun listing preferred pronouns in the signature line of their emails. Our tendency as conservatives is to roll our eyes and ignore such silliness, but I think we're missing an opportunity here for a little Alinsky-style guerilla theater. We need to work this rule to the max. Some of you suggested other possible prounouns we could use, such as 'Your Royal Highness' and 'Ming the Merciless.' 'El Jefe Maximo' is also good, as is 'The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rolla.' The more outlandish, the better. Jam it up their snouts. I have heard of conservatives on Twitter making use of these personal pronouns and actually getting progressive ratfinks that they were arguing with suspended or even banned for not using them. Hey, it's *their* rule. They insisted on it. Let them choke on it. Or another thing we can do, which is going to take us out of our comfort zone, is to find some lesbian bar and have a bunch of conservative guys show up in dresses and lipstick and hang out for a few hours, buying drinks, farting loudly, laughing in deep, masculine voices, and throwing beer nuts at the other customers. I think something like that will really frost their flannel. But there's not much they can do about it. If they tried to throw us out, we could screech like the devil's own klaxon about discrimination. The point is, the best way to deal with progressive bullsh*t is not to engage them on any kind of intellectual level, which we all know is a complete waste of time, but with ridicule, contempt, and ceaseless mockery."
Imagine The Reaction Of The Hair-On-Fire Media If This Were Trump Saying These Things:
After last night's rally, Democrats are doubling down on calling Trump a "dictator" and Republicans a "hate group and a "cult."
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) June 19, 2019
Add in Biden saying they need a "brass knuckle fight" and a "physical revolution..."
You've got the makings of a VERY DANGEROUS call to action. pic.twitter.com/ctUnajoVFB
Alexa Gets Naughty:
Moar Fun With Alexa:
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For the 'Ettes:
Bonus: Hey, Remember Back When Cher Used To Go Around Pretending She Was An American Indian?
Wednesday's celebs: Shelley Duvall and Robin Williams, who starred in Robert Altman's Popeye, a film which should've been better than it was.
Friday Shoe Pr0n:
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)I just wanted to make-sure that you know that I can Take that Flag whenever I want it.
*Captures Flag*
Sure, it is a Meaningless Victory, but I PWN NOOBZ.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 11:11 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at June 21, 2019 11:12 AM (vI+F1)
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Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 11:12 AM (Ckg4U)
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Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:12 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:13 AM (Ez6QX)
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Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 11:13 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:13 AM (Ez6QX)
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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 11:13 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:14 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JT at June 21, 2019 11:14 AM (7+06S)
Indianapolis Republican Mayoral candidate Jim Merritt used the soon-to-be-shuttered Walmart location Thursday as a backdrop to announce moves he'd make if elected to solve the lack of fresh food options in some Indianapolis' neighborhoods.
"Food apartheid is a relentless social construct that devalues human beings and assumes that people are unworthy of having access to nutritious food," Merritt said in the press conference, located in an entrance road near the store located at 8010 E 38th St, off Walmart property at the store's request. "Food apartheid affects people of all races, although black and brown people are affected disproportionately."
The phrase food apartheid is being increasingly used in place of food desert as a way to emphasize the underlying racism in determining where grocery stores are opened and sustained.
https://outline.com/eUB3JZ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2019 11:14 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:14 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 21, 2019 11:14 AM (aS1PU)
Posted by: FrodoB at June 21, 2019 11:14 AM (9753m)
The IT guy got his panties all in a knot about it.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:15 AM (axyOa)
In response to some of military people who it was said upthread wanted to go ahead with the strike - What Trump knows, that the military doesn't really grasp, is that this is a Political contest, not really a military one. Both political in the contest of wills between Iran and the US, and political in the sense of the Presidential campaign now starting. What do you think John Kerry has been telling the Iranians, seriously? He's telling them how to inflict max political damage on the President, in order to help the Dems replace him with someone more amenable to them, like Biden.
And that's why the Iranians have rolled out this very limited series of provocations, designed to get a whole lot of attention but carefully calibrated not to cause any bloodshed - because actual bloodshed is always the Big Red Line of escalation. The first side to shed blood in a contest politically justifies almost any level of bloodshed in return, and that's what Iran has been trying to goad Trump into doing. I'm sure Kerry told them that of course he would take the bait.
And that's also why Trump was correct to call off an attack which would cause 150 deaths, maybe not militarily, but it was absolutely the right thing to do politically. And now, by going public about it, he puts the burden on the Iranians to make the next move - do they up the ante, or do they accept that their plan didn't work, and back down?
Posted by: Tom Servo
This needs to be reposted in it's entirety every ten minutes.
Tom, you had one job. And you nailed it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 11:15 AM (tBimT)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 11:15 AM (OLCnA)
If she smiled at me and told me to go jump off a bridge, I'd probably do it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 11:15 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:14 AM (bDqIh)
Ah, thanks. Never watched it. I know her from the V series reboot and him from Santa Clarita Diet.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:15 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Blanco at June 21, 2019 11:15 AM (HltPS)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 11:16 AM (tBimT)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:14 AM (bDqIh)
Whuddya mean, "ugh"? I think she's very attractive. Beautiful eyes.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:16 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: Tami at June 21, 2019 11:16 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 21, 2019 11:16 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 11:16 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:16 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 21, 2019 11:16 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 11:16 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 11:16 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2019 11:17 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 11:17 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 11:17 AM (bVtr0)
Add in Biden saying they need a "brass knuckle fight" and a "physical revolution..."
I'm your huckleberry. But if I start, I won't stop until I'M ready.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 11:17 AM (tBimT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 11:18 AM (bVtr0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 11:16 AM (I2dne)
I like 1 or 8.
My 10-year-old niece was visiting last week and she kept telling Alexa to make fart noises.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 11:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 11:18 AM (sm6Pk)
"apartheid," really???
How about these communities where a grocery store was closed consider why it closed. There are some communities where the toll of shoplifting and/or hold-ups are too high, such as in lost revenue and inability to retain staff.
Then there are the chains that look to expand to an underserved area and community leaders issue a list of demands re: wages, racial hiring quotas, etc.. Why would you open a store in a community that wants to micro-manage how you do business, particularly when their demands jeopardize making a profit????
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:18 AM (bDqIh)
I have my exit interview with HR this afternoon.
This ought to be fun!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2019 11:18 AM (Q/obp)
Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2019 11:19 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: FrodoB at June 21, 2019 11:19 AM (9753m)
Posted by: JT at June 21, 2019 11:19 AM (7+06S)
Dustin Hoffman was originally slated to play the sailorman, but when he demanded of Altman that he fire screenwriter Jules Feiffer, Altman told the wee thespian to screw.
A good chapter on Popeye is in the book Fiasco: A History of Hollywood's Iconic Flops by James Robert Parish. The book also takes apart classic clunkers such as Cleopatra, Waterworld, Showgirls and Battlefield Earth.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2019 11:19 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Archer at June 21, 2019 11:19 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)
The PeacockShow scandal has stirred up emotions in Brazil
A data leak indicates that famous US journalist G. Greenwald paid one of Russia's best hackers to hack Brazilian Minister of Justice SergioMoro.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 11:19 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: fox at June 21, 2019 11:19 AM (UuVBv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2019 11:19 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 11:20 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: FrodoB at June 21, 2019 11:19 AM (9753m)
What a coincidence, Jordan61's did too.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 11:20 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 11:20 AM (8erNz)
This ought to be fun!
Posted by: Tonypete
Don't crap on the desk !
Posted by: JT at June 21, 2019 11:20 AM (7+06S)
"Food apartheid is a relentless social construct that devalues human beings and assumes that people are unworthy of having access to nutritious food," Merritt said in the press conference, located in an entrance road near the store located at 8010 E 38th St, off Walmart property at the store's request. "Food apartheid affects people of all races, although black and brown people are affected disproportionately."
The phrase food apartheid is being increasingly used in place of food desert as a way to emphasize the underlying racism in determining where grocery stores are opened and sustained.
https://outline.com/eUB3JZ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 21, 2019 11:14 AM (aKsyK)
I hate it when GOP politicians adopt SJW rhetoric. It makes me not want to vote for them if I ever get the chance. On the other hand, the guy is running against Buttplug, so I hope he succeeds.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:20 AM (so3dR)
The "ugh" referred to me completely mangling her name in an earlier comment
Morena (not Monica) is a lovely woman.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at June 21, 2019 11:20 AM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 11:17 AM (bVtr0)
He Chinese, He Play Joke?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 11:20 AM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at June 21, 2019 11:21 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:16 AM (so3dR)
I think Lizzy was saying ugh because she said Monica instead of Morena when she guessed.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:21 AM (Ez6QX)
The PeacockShow scandal has stirred up emotions in Brazil
A data leak indicates that famous US journalist G. Greenwald paid one of Russia's best hackers to hack Brazilian Minister of Justice SergioMoro.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 11:19 AM (BqBId)
Oh boy. Gleen would not do well in a Brazilian prison.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 21, 2019 11:21 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 11:20 AM (8erNz)
Your perspective on this is quite ... idiosyncratic.
Care to elaborate?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2019 11:21 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Archer at June 21, 2019 11:21 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: WisRich at June 21, 2019 11:21 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 21, 2019 11:21 AM (so+oy)
WOW
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:21 AM (bDqIh)
This ought to be fun!
Posted by: Tonypete
Don't crap on the desk !
Posted by: JT at June 21, 2019 11:20 AM (7+06S)
Like a boss.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 11:21 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JT at June 21, 2019 11:21 AM (7+06S)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2019 11:21 AM (19g6/)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:20 AM (so3dR)
________
Bootygag is the mayor of South Bend. Missed it by [ ] that much...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 21, 2019 11:21 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 11:22 AM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 11:22 AM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 21, 2019 11:22 AM (sBm2i)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 21, 2019 11:22 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2019 11:22 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 11:15 AM (tBimT)
Popehat and Patterico are completely immune to the wisdom.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 21, 2019 11:22 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at June 21, 2019 11:22 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (wA9n3)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 11:15 AM
****
This.
Well said and reasoned. And likely quite accurate. I suspect PDT demonstrated to the Iranians just enough to realize they are playing with fire.
Their move.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at June 21, 2019 11:22 AM (aW5/6)
She's a whore. She'll take orders from anyone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: JT at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (7+06S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)
Intercept, intercepted?
If true...ouch.
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (Y2wXs)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (Rarvo)
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (wA9n3)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at June 21, 2019 11:22 AM (aW5/6)
No I think it responds to anyone.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2019 11:24 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: JEM at June 21, 2019 11:24 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Brunnhilde at June 21, 2019 11:24 AM (aW5/6)
Welcome to The Barrel. It will suck and you'll have to Eat Feces for awhile, but eventually, you'll get out.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 11:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 21, 2019 11:24 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:25 AM (bcbK8)
Well said and reasoned. And likely quite accurate. I suspect PDT
demonstrated to the Iranians just enough to realize they are playing
with fire.
Their move.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (axyOa)
It also might buy him time to build a case against horseface.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2019 11:25 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK
Yep.
Morena Baccarin was also the lead V from the 2009 version of V.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 11:25 AM (sm6Pk)
Depends on your definition of "do well".
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 11:25 AM (PxX58)
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 11:25 AM (KBp3+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr
Fuck you mayor. How about teaching your denizens NOT TO STEAL EVERYTHING NOT NAILED DOWN?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (tBimT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (OX6sG)
.........................
You have some serious issues asshole...!
Posted by: Tentotwo at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM
No worries Nurse, it is the longest day of the year, so you have time.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (PxX58)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (Y2wXs)
I'm assuming there was no direct flight, where did you change planes?
Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2019 11:27 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Sum Ting Wong at June 21, 2019 11:27 AM (7HtZB)
-Posted by: Tentotwo at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (yhf6w)
That ain't 'The Half of It"!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 11:27 AM (Ckg4U)
Nathan Fillion and Morena Baccaren - Firefly
Posted by: FrodoB at June 21, 2019 11:14 AM (9753m)
And, for your viewing and listening pleasure:
https://tinyurl.com/y3zghzju
My Shooting Star - Miracle of Sound
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 11:27 AM (ufFY8)
But don't liberals scream down any attempts to open large grocery stores in urban areas? Or is it just Walmarts?
Posted by: Brunnhilde at June 21, 2019 11:27 AM (aW5/6)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM
No worries Nurse, it is the longest day of the year, so you have time.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (axyOa)
++++++++++
This is probably the funniest thing I have read all week. Well done, Diogenes. Laughing my butt off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 11:27 AM (I2dne)
Well, now you are just being racist.
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 11:28 AM (KBp3+)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 21, 2019 11:28 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 11:28 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:28 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (dUJdY)
She's testing Ben Domenech to find out just what he's willing to tolerate.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 21, 2019 11:28 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 11:28 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)
Yep. Had a convo with my sisters Alexa. We had just met. i got sick of her and told her to shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 11:28 AM (OX6sG)
Out: Mint Chocolate Chip
In: Chocolate Fudge Chocolate Chip. With Chocolate Syrup. And Chocolate Sprinklies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 11:28 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2019 11:27 AM (ykq7q)
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I'm guessing Atlanta.
At least, whenever I flew into Pensacola or Orlando, that's where they routed me through.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 11:28 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (ijEPD)
Morena Baccarin is just an appetizer.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (axyOa)
Props
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:25 AM (bcbK
Yeah well. I've been at work for an hour and a half and I haven't done jack squat except hang out here.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Ez6QX)
Deuce Against the Machine! It's the moron way.
Posted by: motionview at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (pYQR/)
Direct. Orlando to Seattle. Six hours plus.
Too many crabby kids returning home from visiting the giant rat.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Y2wXs)
"Yeah, Chad, I'd love to come down to the dyke bar in a dress, with my codpiece and fake tits, but, Jr. has a fever, his mom's at a feminar, and I gotta work tomorrow. Maybe next time?"
This is why the left will always win these battles. One, they don't have a life. Two, the life they pretend they have has 52 genders and counting.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (KBp3+)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (tBimT)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)
++++++++++++
Now, consider this:
1) Find a house with Alexa *and* integrated home automation *and* an open window.
2) Walk up to the window.
3) Say "Alexa, open the front door."
4) Help yourself.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: garrett at June 21, 2019 11:25 AM (KBp3+)
Alexa: "Yes, Mr. Kristol."
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (so3dR)
Props
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:25 AM (bcbK
Yeah well. I've been at work for an hour and a half and I haven't done jack squat except hang out here.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Ez6QX)
Happy Friday!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Vic at June 21, 2019 11:30 AM (mpXpK)
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Yep.
Morena Baccarin was also the lead V from the 2009 version of V.
did she unhinge her jaw to eat mice?
Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 11:30 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: gp, Poisonous Tree Fruitarian at June 21, 2019 11:30 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 21, 2019 11:30 AM (WqPYg)
Direct. Orlando to Seattle. Six hours plus.
Too many crabby kids returning home from visiting the giant rat.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Y2wXs)
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Wow, I wasn't that lucky.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 11:30 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 11:31 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 21, 2019 11:31 AM (a4EWo)
-Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Y2wXs)
Okay... this cracked me up. I'm sure it's been said before, yet I'm not remembering hearing or seeing that particular phrase.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 11:31 AM (Ckg4U)
did she unhinge her jaw to eat mice?
Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 11:30 AM (sGtp+)
She won't need to unhinge her jaw to eat something else IYKWIM
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 11:32 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (so3dR)
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Stifled laughter again.
You people make things difficult for those of us loafing at work.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 11:32 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM
******
I was last there in the late 80's. It was a beautiful city. I really liked it.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:32 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (dUJdY)
______
She's reached her goal of not being able to see her feet without the aid of a mirror.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 21, 2019 11:32 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (9SkN+)
We are the slum of the future!--Brasilia.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2019 11:32 AM (m79Dg)
-Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Y2wXs)
That giant rat has platoons of lawyers so STFU, bitch.
Posted by: Bob Iger at June 21, 2019 11:32 AM (9SkN+)
yeah it's "cognitive dissonance"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 21, 2019 11:32 AM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Y2wXs)
Empty their parents' pockets, pump them full of sugar and send them packing. It's the Disney way!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 21, 2019 11:33 AM (uquGJ)
Too many crabby kids returning home from visiting the giant rat.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Y2wXs)
That's not bad...whenever I flew to SoCal I went thru Dallas....made for a long day.
Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2019 11:33 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:28 AM (bDqIh)
Damn straight. Let them have stores on the south and west sides of Chicago and to show how woke they are give everything away for free
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 11:33 AM (OLCnA)
-Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Y2wXs)
Okay... this cracked me up. I'm sure it's been said before, yet I'm not remembering hearing or seeing that particular phrase.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 11:31 AM (Ckg4U)
Calling it the giant rat may have originated with Disney employees.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)
Nobody else does, but she's all pro-feminism and rainbow shit. Whatever.
I'm still trying to decide on mine.
Instead of him/his I'm thinking:
Monarch/Royal Highness
I'm a lion.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 21, 2019 11:33 AM (uquGJ)
+++++++++++++
First I've heard of it. Nothing worse than an unofficial fan club, I guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 11:34 AM (I2dne)
Even parking at a hotel in Charleston is running between $11/day to $20/day.
Posted by: Vic at June 21, 2019 11:34 AM (mpXpK)
Even before they became Woke, I've hated HR people with the heat of a thousand suns. Sodomites and bits of fluff with "soft" degrees who got their jobs because Daddy Knew Someone. Little kapos for the MBA Gauleiters. Everything they do is designed to screw decent employees. They robotically recite their lines and destroy the lives of productive workers.
At my place, they're in a little ghetto off by themselves. No one goes near there. If I'm unlucky enough to pass one by, it's hard not to regard them like one would a disgusting mess left on the sidewalk.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 11:34 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Vic
The solution to stealing is more beatings. Period.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 11:34 AM (tBimT)
Pfft. A milk run. I'd do it on one of those saddle thingies.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2019 11:34 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Off the reservation at June 21, 2019 11:35 AM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Sooner at June 21, 2019 11:35 AM (Fs5vw)
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No I think it responds to anyone.
Yeah. I once visited a friend that had installed one of them. Seeing it, I started talking about a news story I had heard on the radio about how radio news stories about a young child using Alexa to order a very expensive doll house were causing units all over the country to order expensive doll houses.
And, sure enough, their unit started to order an expensive doll house. Which they didn't notice until I pointed it out to them.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 11:35 AM (sGtp+)
-Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)
Doesn't matter where it came from, the emotion behind the post was enough to make me Belly-Laugh!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 11:35 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Ez6QX)
So it's one of those fuck-it-all-Fridays for you?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:35 AM (so3dR)
we often had to explain to them how elevators worked
they is dum
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (Rarvo)
Nobody else does, but she's all pro-feminism and rainbow shit. Whatever.
I'm still trying to decide on mine.
Instead of him/his I'm thinking:
Monarch/Royal Highness
I'm a lion.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK
How about Trigger?
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (mX8Vr)
Yeah well. I've been at work for an hour and a half and I haven't done jack squat except hang out here.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Ez6QX)
I feel your pain. And Heidi getting back form a 4 day trip so man I have destroyed this place. Yikes. I tried to blame it on the cats the last time. She will not be amused.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (oZ6kz)
So it's one of those fuck-it-all-Fridays for you?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:35 AM (so3dR)
One week left.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:35 AM (so3dR)
Yep. Half of the office took the day off.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 21, 2019 11:33 AM (uquGJ)
I just saw Sirtis doing a minor gig on an episode of 'The Orville'. She's gotten quite elderly.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: t-bird at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (oZ6kz)
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Hmmmm....
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (N39Ws)
Yep. If anybody needs me, I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (HaL55)
Nobody else does, but she's all pro-feminism and rainbow shit. Whatever.
I'm still trying to decide on mine.
Instead of him/his I'm thinking:
Monarch/Royal Highness
I'm a lion.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK
How about Trigger?
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (mX8Vr)
Well I like the PPQ and the CZ 75's quite a bit and I have a couple Timmney's on the ARs, but I haven't actually gone out and gotten an Apex drop in set yet.
...
What are we talking about, again?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK8)
The kid in front of me is about to see what happens to his brand new Buzz Lightyear toy if he puts it in my face again.
I may go full woodpecker
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (Y2wXs)
Not the stupid slide on the floor in your underwear thing, the hookers thing. Soundtrack by Tangerine Dream.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 11:38 AM (OX6sG)
Definitely #2
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2019 11:38 AM (TAmPV)
He lives in Brazil with his husband, a Brazilian journalist and politician. Interesting he was trying to hack the Brazilian leader. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:38 AM (bDqIh)
What are we talking about, again?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK
Boobs I think.
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 11:38 AM (mX8Vr)
I may go full woodpecker
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (Y2wXs)
To infinity and beyond, baby!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 11:38 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 11:31 AM (KUaJL)
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I've heard most of the conservative/libertarian ideals seen in Firefly and Serenity resulted more from the Co-creator's, Tim Minear, influence.
Posted by: Jackal at June 21, 2019 11:38 AM (pziek)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2019 11:38 AM (9SkN+)
And they all have toys that make loud, obnoxious noises and their parents refuse to tell them to knock it off
"We don't discipline little Xyler. It might inhibit xis creativity."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 21, 2019 11:33 AM (uquGJ)
I just saw Sirtis doing a minor gig on an episode of 'The Orville'. She's gotten quite elderly.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (so3dR)
I would think she should be happy anyone even still knows who she is.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (Ez6QX)
I may go full woodpecker
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (Y2wXs)
Too bad you can't roll down the window and toss it.
Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (so3dR)
Yeah, a frigging shame.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (9Om/r)
-Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 11:34 AM
***
I first heard it at Knott's Berry Farm. My daughter was waiting for the log ride and the kid running it said to her, "Hey you with the Micky Rat shirt."
She looks up. "Yeah, you. Did you have fun at Rat Land?"
Daughter is totally confused.
"No worries," says he, "You will like our rides better." And he puts her in the front row. She loves that place to this day.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:35 AM (so3dR)
Yep. Half of the office took the day off.
Posted by: Jordan61
We have red Friday and blue Friday. Red Friday has about 65% of the office off. Blue Friday has the other 35%.
It's red Friday.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (tBimT)
The kid in front of me is about to see what happens to his brand new Buzz Lightyear toy if he puts it in my face again.
I may go full woodpecker
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (Y2wXs)
Not full woodpecker! It's too much!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (NWiLs)
..
It's still Chicago.
So I'm filing it under zzzzzzzzz.
Posted by: HA at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (MAstk)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (sGtp+)
-Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (Y2wXs)
Shit Just Got Real.
Someone call a tower before she chews a hole in some kid's face.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (Cus5s)
https://tinyurl.com/y6eto8w8
Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (jdWK0)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (sGtp+)
(glad someone caught that...)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (AURKQ)
She looks up. "Yeah, you. Did you have fun at Rat Land?"
Daughter is totally confused.
"No worries," says he, "You will like our rides better." And he puts her in the front row. She loves that place to this day.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (axyOa)
Knott's Berry Farm rocks.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (Ez6QX)
Judge appoints a special prosecutor to investigate the entire Jussie Smollet case.
Conclusion after a year's investigation: Trump to blame.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Woody Woodpecker at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (9SkN+)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (oZ6kz)
Oh man B, that's hilarious. Are we brothers?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Billll at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (04LwM)
Posted by: P_Ang at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (FGPDC)
Those toys have wings. It might make it Seattle before you do.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 11:41 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 21, 2019 11:31 AM (KUaJL)
I think it's called "by accident."
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:41 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2019 11:41 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (dUJdY)
______
She's reached her goal of not being able to see her feet without the aid of a mirror.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 21, 2019 11:32 AM (flINI)
A few weeks ago somebody here said she was binging herself into a new growth ring. I'm still laughing at that one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2019 11:41 AM (9Om/r)
Not the stupid slide on the floor in your underwear thing, the hookers thing. Soundtrack by Tangerine Dream.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (oZ6kz)
I've always wanted to slide into my cubical like I was stealing 3rd.
Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 11:41 AM (7HtZB)
It's red Friday.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (tBimT)
I don't get time off until I've been here 6 months, which isn't until September.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (Ez6QX)
What are we talking about, again?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK
Boobs I think.
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 11:38 AM (mX8Vr)
Awesome.
It has not been a racktacular day here in Seattle. I've seen, like, one hot girl so far. Mind you, I take the bus in.
That said, Jane Badler > Morena Baccarin
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (bcbK8)
One of the true-to-life sub-plots of Tootsie is that Dustin Hoffman plays an actor who has a hard time getting work, even though everyone thinks he's great, because he has such a notorious history of being difficult and pissing off directors.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)
One, they don't have a life. Two, the life they pretend they have has 52
genders and counting.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (m79Dg)
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Agreed. I honestly believe humanity's only hope is a cataclysmic event, thinning of the herd, and reset back to where every day was a battle to survive. The welfare state will never be voluntarily rescinded.
To paraphrase Ayn Rand: "If you want to live and survive, you must eat. If you want to eat, you must work. If you want to work, you must think. If you want to think, you must use reason and look at reality." It's astonishing how, in a mere century, this wisdom has all been turned on its head ...
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (lK7fO)
Deuce Against the Machine! It's the moron way.
Posted by: motionview
...............
I'm guessing not a heckuva lot of females (real ones) would be attending that conference to begin with..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (so+oy)
BREAKING: Special prosecutor approved in Jussie Smollett case.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 11:41 AM (7HtZB)
Gut fish and unhook a wall for a better view.
Posted by: Peter Gibbons at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (ufFY8)
Solid Intel, Vulcan equipped whirly-birds, and a few good snipers would get you in and out safely.
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 21, 2019 11:43 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (dUJdY)
______
She's reached her goal of not being able to see her feet without the aid of a mirror.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 21, 2019 11:32 AM (flINI)
A few weeks ago somebody here said she was binging herself into a new growth ring. I'm still laughing at that one.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 21, 2019 11:41 AM (9Om/r)
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Flour is on sale at the Piggly Wiggly.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2019 11:43 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 11:43 AM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (dUJdY)
*******
She hit Maximum Density as John Bender in The Breakfast Club said
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 11:43 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 11:43 AM (JFO2v)
BTW, have the calls to tear down Washington and Jefferson reached this monument yet? If not, I am surprised.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2019 11:43 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 11:44 AM (JziUy)
Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 11:41 AM (7HtZB)
Gut fish and unhook a wall for a better view.
Posted by: Peter Gibbons at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (ufFY
That's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:44 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: motionview at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM
Was the tea served from Utah Teapots?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 21, 2019 11:44 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 21, 2019 11:44 AM (6uof9)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (gC2I
Yup. Buy a box of tomatoes for 99 cents and sell it for $1.01. The competition must be brutal.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:44 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (so3dR)
I would think she should be happy anyone even still knows who she is.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (Ez6QX)
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I saw some interview with the director or directors of TNG where they admitted it took a bit before they realized they were dressing an extremely attractive woman to look like an intergalactic cheerleader.
Seriously, they used the phrase, "intergalactic cheerleader."
Later, when I looked at early shows, I realized the description was spot on.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 11:44 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Roy Stalin at June 21, 2019 11:44 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (bcbK
Jane Badler in V.
Yum.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2019 11:45 AM (ufFY8)
I may go full woodpecker
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM
*****
We interrupt this program to bring you a special news bulletin.
A flight from Orlando to Seattle has been diverted to Houston. Reports from the cockpit indicate a Nurse has gone bananas and is chasing little kids up and down the aisle while making a woodpecker sound.
Film at 11.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:45 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2019 11:45 AM (I5SAg)
So awesome to meet you and b gal the other day!
Love both of y'all!
How was the interview?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:45 AM (Y2wXs)
-Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 11:43 AM (JFO2v)
Were it "Bluebell", there would be a shiv protruding from its Creamy Goodness.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 11:45 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2019 11:45 AM (pw+jk)
Is the Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Bluebell or Brahms?
Posted by: rhennigantx
Ben & Jerry's Pete Seeger Chip. One bite and you'll be defending the Moscow Show Trials.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 11:45 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: saf at June 21, 2019 11:45 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at June 21, 2019 11:46 AM (F8YM0)
*whistles*
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 11:46 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:36 AM (so3dR)
I would think she should be happy anyone even still knows who she is.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:39 AM (Ez6QX)
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I saw some interview with the director or directors of TNG where they admitted it took a bit before they realized they were dressing an extremely attractive woman to look like an intergalactic cheerleader.
Seriously, they used the phrase, "intergalactic cheerleader."
Later, when I looked at early shows, I realized the description was spot on.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 11:44 AM (qC1Sy)
When ratings dipped, she'd just have to hit the communicator badge over her chest.
Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 11:46 AM (7HtZB)
But how do we make orange hair from the rock?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 21, 2019 11:47 AM (k4dH2)
Well said and reasoned. And likely quite accurate. I suspect PDT demonstrated to the Iranians just enough to realize they are playing with fire.
Their move.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:23 AM (axyOa)
Like I said, I'm still conflicted over Trumps decision. Trying to be rational with an evil, irrational government like Iran's is like trying to have a reasoned debate with a leftist.
Posted by: Sooner at June 21, 2019 11:47 AM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 11:47 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (DMUuz)
Right? I couldn't find a photo of Fillion that wasn't obviously him, so I settled on the best one I could find. It looks like if Ansel Adams would ever do portrait photography,
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:47 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 21, 2019 11:48 AM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (bcbK
Jane Badler in V.
Yum.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2019 11:45 AM (ufFY
ISTR she was in the reboot, as Baccarin's mother.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 21, 2019 11:48 AM (Ez6QX)
admitted it took a bit before they realized they were dressing an
extremely attractive woman to look like an intergalactic cheerleader.
And this is a problem why?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 21, 2019 11:48 AM (ufFY8)
The kid in front of me is about to see what happens to his brand new Buzz Lightyear toy if he puts it in my face again.
I may go full woodpecker
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (Y2wXs)
SEATTLE, Wa. (AP): A Seattle woman was detained by TSA for attempting to force-feed a Buzz Lightyear toy to a 7-year-old on a flight from Orlando to Seattle. The incident occurred at approximately 11:45 EDT when the woman, identified only as Nurse Ratched, screamed "Die moppet of hell!" and seized the toy from the child, after which she attempted to shove it down his throat. "We're not sure what set her off" said Agent Fee Lemup of the TSA. "She just kept muttering 'To infinity and beyond your throat you little shit.'"
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 21, 2019 11:48 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: George Costanza at June 21, 2019 11:48 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: RickZ at June 21, 2019 11:48 AM (Y8PSl)
Holy shit, just went to the DM. What the hell has happened to Meghan McCain? She looks like a whale.
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 21, 2019 11:26 AM (dUJdY)
I wonder if the Honorable John McCain used to badger her about her weight and now that he's gone she's been set free.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2019 11:48 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 21, 2019 11:47 AM (k4dH2)
Spray paint.....monthly touch-ups.
Posted by: BignJames at June 21, 2019 11:48 AM (ykq7q)
Judge appoints a special prosecutor to investigate the entire Jussie Smollet case.
Conclusion after a year's investigation: Trump to blame. "
The beautiful aspect of this is that if Jussie would simply have said "yeah, I'm sorry, I was on drugs (or whatever) and it was a mistake" the Chicago system would have happily let him go with probation, and everyone would have forgotten about it months ago.
But as Steve Martin used to say, "NOOOOOOOooooooo!" He had to keep saying he was "innocent", he had to say all of the Chicago Police were corrupt, he had to personally use his contacts to get the corrupt Chicago DA to use her power to swing the whole case for him, just to sooth his pride. and THAT pissed off so many people in Chicago, especially in the Chicago PD, that they were just not going to take it.
It's like the $44 million verdict against Oberlin - they could have settled it 2 years ago for $10k and a nicely worded letter, but they HAD to insist that they were Right All Along.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: motionview
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LMFAO
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2019 11:45 AM
****
I'm still cleaning my keyboard
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:48 AM (axyOa)
I'd forgotten she existed until her complaints last week. I suspect the Twitter handle "It's not for you, it's for the fans" is in response to her.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 21, 2019 11:49 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (gC2IV)
Crazy Bernie does not understand revenue vs. gross profit vs. profit.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 11:49 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:42 AM (bcbK
No offense Mark but you are on planet Zongo with this comment.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 11:49 AM (OX6sG)
Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 11:49 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 11:49 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Blanco at June 21, 2019 11:15 AM (HltPS
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Yeah, right, as if you'd be anything but a withered husk after Karen was done with you.
Besides, it will never happen because Karen is mine. Mine I tell you, MINE!!!!!
my precious.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 21, 2019 11:49 AM (71qAS)
Wednesday's celebs: Shelley Duvall and Robin Williams, who starred in Robert Altman's Popeye, a film which should've been better than it was.
Altman was the problem.
Richard Lester would have been much better.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 11:49 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2019 11:50 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 11:50 AM (kH8TU)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:50 AM (Y2wXs)
For a pronoun ... hmm. I think I'd go with "thuri", from the Skyrim dragon language. It translates as "my overlord".
Posted by: Empire1 at June 21, 2019 11:50 AM (rSeed)
Enuff said.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM
FIFY.
When used like a pronoun, it is like, how you say, The Ohio State.
Posted by: Paolo at June 21, 2019 11:51 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 21, 2019 11:44 AM (DMUuz)
Teapots? Is that the name of their NBA franchise?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:51 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 21, 2019 11:51 AM (DKnT9)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 21, 2019 11:47 AM (k4dH2)
++++++++++++
I suspect Sherwin Williams is going to end up with a fairly lucrative government service contract.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 11:51 AM (I2dne)
The new Mardi Gras is the largest Carnival Cruise Line ship ever built, weighing in at a whopping 18,000 tons.
BOLT: Ultimate Sea Coaster will feature 800 feet of track reaching speeds of nearly 40 mph. The coaster will stretch around Carnival's iconic red funnel, offering riders 360-degree views of the water 187 feet above sea level.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:52 AM (bDqIh)
Ahhh, Shit... HaHahahaaaaaa!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 11:52 AM (Ckg4U)
business what the margins of an average grocery store are, they'll most
likely say 25-30% or higher. The margin is 1-2% tops. Shrinkage will
wipe that out in a hurry.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 11:40 AM (gC2IV)
Crazy Bernie does not understand revenue vs. gross profit vs. profit.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 11:49 AM (JFO2v)
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It's a profit versus earnings ratio thing.
Posted by: Barak Obama at June 21, 2019 11:52 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 11:52 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 11:47 AM (oZ6kz)
Gees fuckin' a B. Oh man you do not want to meet my sisters. i still pray they'll be brothers when i wake up in the morning. Ugh.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 11:52 AM (OX6sG)
Just heard PDTS said he canked the air strike on Iran 10 minutes before launch, because it was disproportionate. Gotta wonder then, who gave the launch order. Cause someone's gonna get the red ass....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 21, 2019 11:51 AM (DKnT9)
"Order, counterorder, disorder." - Napoleon
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 11:52 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: CayleyGraph at June 21, 2019 11:52 AM (GoHVy)
Posted by: CN at June 21, 2019 11:52 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:52 AM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++
Do they offer a discount if you ride during choppy or rough seas?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 11:53 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 21, 2019 11:53 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Katy at June 21, 2019 11:53 AM (8AR5c)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 21, 2019 11:53 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Sooner at June 21, 2019 11:47 AM
***
It's easy to ratchet up, a lot harder do slow things down.
I'm interested in the casualties thinking. Clearly this was to be more than just a cruse missile show. I'd of loved to have been in the planning room for this.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:53 AM (axyOa)
I worked for a truck line that made $16M a year on $120M gross. Later I worked for a grocery store chain that made about $16M a year on a $1B gross.
In honesty though, grocery stores have little capital tied up in inventory. Almost everything is sold before the net90 payment comes due.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 11:53 AM (kH8TU)
Eating the pain away?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 11:53 AM (bDqIh)
It's like the $44 million verdict against Oberlin - they could have settled it 2 years ago for $10k and a nicely worded letter, but they HAD to insist that they were Right All Along.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2019 11:48 AM (Kpl3J)
And SCOTUS has tossed the "where's my cake, bigot?" verdict against an Oregon baker.
Is it my imagination, or has our side been winning a lot lately?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:53 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2019 11:54 AM (I5SAg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 11:54 AM (kH8TU)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 11:52 AM (BqBId)
++++++++++++
Oh, great. I am pleased I will have the opportunity to pay 25 bucks to pick up a pack of lies being distributed in an attempt to get in front of a counter-investigation. Andrew Weissman is a liar and a crook and his book will just be full of lies. Hard pass.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 11:54 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2019 11:55 AM (I5SAg)
Eating the pain away?
I thought that she was pregnant. No?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 11:55 AM (kH8TU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 11:52 AM (OX6sG)
In today's progressive "future", they could be!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2019 11:55 AM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 21, 2019 11:53 AM (a4EWo)
******
She is so big she has her own gravitational pull
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 11:55 AM (BqBId)
So awesome to meet you and b gal the other day!
Love both of y'all!
How was the interview?
You'd better sit down, oh wait, you are sitting down: I have one of those "job" thingys I've been hearing about at a company that makes AR-15 barrels and parts. There's a few more things I still need to do, like take some online test, which I'll do here in a few minutes. I have to get a passport, too, for some international bidness license they work under.
But, YAY! I won't know how to act actually having some money coming in after all these years. Thanks for all the prayers and well wishes, y'all. They worked.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 11:55 AM (HaL55)
White House confirmed that Trump overruled 'unanimous' advisors including Mike Pompeo and John Bolton when he called off strikes
Posted by: Borat at June 21, 2019 11:56 AM (vWMNq)
*******
People are smart Jim Accoster's book is down to number 363
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 21, 2019 11:56 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: A dude in MI at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (HQx/J)
Posted by: Blanco at June 21, 2019 11:15 AM (HltPS
========
Yeah, right, as if you'd be anything but a withered husk after Karen was done with you.
Besides, it will never happen because Karen is mine. Mine I tell you, MINE!!!!!
my precious.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 21, 2019 11:49 AM
****
You fellas go ahead.
After me she'll be ruined for any other man.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (axyOa)
They are on the defensive on all fronts, without hope of progress or good options.
Retaliating or not for incidents such as the drone shoot-down won't actually affect the course of events. Restraint [or calculation portrayed as restraint] may pay some ephemeral PR dividends in some quarters but won't be material to the outcome.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (QDnY+)
Three Cheers for BB!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (kH8TU)
a quick search says 1-2% on normal grocery items, but most stores try to sell other items with a higher profit margin, like organic or the impulse items by the checkout, or the National Enquirer types mags.
And profit margin as far as I know means after all other expenses, and would include losses on produce that doesn't get sold in time.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (HaL55)
Oregon's Dem gov orders police to round up GOP senators who fled capitol over Cap-and-Trade vote
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (DrqHq)
In today's progressive "future", they could be!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2019 11:55 AM (m79Dg)
I'm gonna try to work with this!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (OX6sG)
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With the exception of perishables. Produce sections in most inner city stores aren't exactly popular.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 11:49 AM (JFO2v)
Neither do many politicians, and by that I mean pretty much all Democrats and a dismayingly high number of Republicans. Demonstrating a grasp of basic economics should be a requirement for public office.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (so3dR)
Posted by: None shall pass at June 21, 2019 11:58 AM (JdcHc)
Posted by: Sooner
It's almost like everyone in the MSM had all of their attacks on Trump written up ahead of time, just waiting to see which way he went before picking which pre-written attacks they needed to run.
In response to some of military people who it was said upthread wanted to go ahead with the strike - What Trump knows, that the military doesn't really grasp, is that this is a Political contest, not really a military one. Both political in the contest of wills between Iran and the US, and political in the sense of the Presidential campaign now starting. What do you think John Kerry has been telling the Iranians, seriously? He's telling them how to inflict max political damage on the President, in order to help the Dems replace him with someone more amenable to them, like Biden.
And that's why the Iranians have rolled out this very limited series of provocations, designed to get a whole lot of attention but carefully calibrated not to cause any bloodshed - because actual bloodshed is always the Big Red Line of escalation. The first side to shed blood in a contest politically justifies almost any level of bloodshed in return, and that's what Iran has been trying to goad Trump into doing. I'm sure Kerry told them that of course he would take the bait.
And that's also why Trump was correct to call off an attack which would cause 150 deaths, maybe not militarily, but it was absolutely the right thing to do politically. And now, by going public about it, he puts the burden on the Iranians to make the next move - do they up the ante, or do they accept that their plan didn't work, and back down?
Posted by: Tom Servo
This needs to be reposted in it's entirety every ten minutes.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 11:58 AM (tBimT)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:58 AM (Y2wXs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at June 21, 2019 11:58 AM (kH8TU)
But, YAY! I won't know how to act actually having some money coming in after all these years. Thanks for all the prayers and well wishes, y'all. They worked.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 11:55 AM (HaL55)
Dude, that is AWESOME!!!! Congratulations!!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 11:58 AM (NWiLs)
God bless you. I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 11:58 AM (Ckg4U)
or is he a "republican"...
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 21, 2019 11:58 AM (8D42x)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (Cus5s)
Yeah it all averages out to that 1 to 2%.
Posted by: Someguy at June 21, 2019 11:59 AM (mX8Vr)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:59 AM (axyOa)
After me she'll be ruined for any other man.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (axyOa)
What, you mean her spleen will be ruptured from laughing so hard?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:00 PM (so3dR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM (HaL55)
We had a great time with you and B'Gal. Y'all are just top quality folk.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 21, 2019 12:00 PM (NWiLs)
genocided by the local barbers and tattoo artists...Kilt or be Kilt say I.
Posted by: saf at June 21, 2019 12:00 PM (5IHGB)
I'm not going to find out. Which is sad b/c Liberty Ship and good food there.
Posted by: torabora at June 21, 2019 12:00 PM (HxqWE)
Remember when AOC was an 'economist?'
Then an 'economics major?'
Then she took a course in 'economics,' which turned out to be not really true as well?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 12:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 11:55 AM (HaL55
Excellent! Congrats BB!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 21, 2019 12:00 PM (OX6sG)
Posted by: Borat
What is amazing is how Trump knows how to play the game and most all of the "experts" don't.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 21, 2019 12:01 PM (tBimT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 12:01 PM (kH8TU)
But, YAY! I won't know how to act actually having some money coming in after all these years. Thanks for all the prayers and well wishes, y'all. They worked.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 11:55 AM (HaL55)
Nice! Glad to hear some good news !
Posted by: josephistan at June 21, 2019 12:01 PM (7HtZB)
Coolidge, Reagan and Trump. (I read that somewhere else)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at June 21, 2019 12:01 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 21, 2019 12:01 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 11:55 AM (HaL55)
Oh, praise God! That's great news! Now don't screw it up by telling them you know us.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:01 PM (so3dR)
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What we REALLY need is for conservative women to go out very loudly into the world and inform everyone that DRAG IS THE SAME AS BLACKFACE!
It's men dressing up as outrageous, insulting mockeries of women.
Shut. It. Down.
Posted by: RKae at June 21, 2019 12:02 PM (lk1TJ)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 12:02 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 12:03 PM (qC1Sy)
chapter 1: orangemanbad
chapter 2: why no evidence
chapter 3: orangemanbad friend's must pay
chapter 4: why is there no knock raid at my house at 4am?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 12:03 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 12:03 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM
I have a degree in said subject, which is part of the reason I've rocketed up the charts (with a bullet).
One-eyed person in the land of the blind, and all that.
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at June 21, 2019 12:03 PM (DMUuz)
We had a great time with you and B'Gal. Y'all are just top quality folk.
Back atcha, Insom. Since B'Gal's a shut-in, it's always good for her to get out and go places even for a little while. A good time was had by all in attendance, and that BBQ was pretty good, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 12:04 PM (HaL55)
Yep, and Kerry should have his passport and security clearance (if God forbid any) pulled, and put under house arrest for national security reasons. NSA wiretapped, obviously, if not already. Time to help the public understand the connections between Dems running around the world talking shit and the deaths of US military men and women they are risking. Yeah, he deserves to swing, but that ain't gonna happen. House arrest would make the point, and maybe start the long process of shocking Americans into growing up and smelling the treachery around them!
Do it, Donald!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at June 21, 2019 12:04 PM (1wNUE)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 12:04 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: None shall pass at June 21, 2019 11:58 AM (JdcHc)
Yeah, he really is a backstabbing little weasel, isn't he?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:04 PM (so3dR)
Posted by: Anachronda at June 21, 2019 11:30 AM (sGtp+)
She did.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 12:04 PM (sm6Pk)
this is really true! great observation!
BackwardsBoy! Congrats man!!!!
oh and btw the food apartheid thing - it's all about the produce. never gonna get bought. but needs to be there for "looks." shame really. they even try with new types like those awful cotton candy grapes - yeah no dice. actual cotton candy is what gets bought.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 21, 2019 12:04 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 21, 2019 11:49 AM (JFO2v)
Neither do many politicians, and by that I mean pretty much all Democrats and a dismayingly high number of Republicans. Demonstrating a grasp of basic economics should be a requirement for public office.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 11:57 AM
We had a governor here in Washington State awhile back (Lowery) who besides looking like Yasser Arafat's brother, was totally clueless. I was at a seminar where he was sitting in and after hearing business leaders discuss the issues, he leans over and says, "Tell me again...what exactly is this profit thing about."
Gawd.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 12:04 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 21, 2019 12:01 PM (kH8TU)
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You worked for Albertsons?
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 12:04 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:04 PM (so3dR)
That's an insult to our mustelid friends.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 12:04 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Tuna at June 21, 2019 12:05 PM (jm1YL)
You are free to do as the judge wants.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 12:05 PM (oVJmc)
-Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:01 PM (so3dR)
*HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 12:05 PM (Ckg4U)
You know what's funny? The company logo is the Ace of Spades. I may ax around after I've been there a while to see if anybody knows about this place.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 12:05 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 21, 2019 12:04 PM (Rarvo)
So, basically, the Left hates blacks for not going Vegan.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 12:05 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: RKae at June 21, 2019 12:02 PM (lk1TJ
A most cromulent point.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:06 PM (so3dR)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 12:06 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: John F'N Kerry what served in Vietnam at June 21, 2019 12:06 PM (vtcmf)
And Dove Soap too.
Posted by: JAS at June 21, 2019 11:54 AM (I5SAg)
Eh, just another fat chick ad.
What's the over/under on how long is this going to be a thing?
Posted by: naturalfake at June 21, 2019 12:06 PM (r1/AF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 12:06 PM (I2dne)
https://tinyurl.com/y3na6q4h
White House confirmed that Trump overruled 'unanimous' advisors including Mike Pompeo and John Bolton when he called off strikes
Posted by: Borat at June 21, 2019 11:56 AM (vWMNq)
Reading the article, dickhead Schumer worries that Donny Two Scoops will 'bumble into a war' with Iran. So he wants to pass some law forcing Congressional approval before the US can attack Iran.
Sigh. Totalitarians will totalitarianize.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 12:07 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK
Boobs I think.
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Talk about a wild, off the wall guess.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 21, 2019 12:07 PM (71qAS)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 21, 2019 12:07 PM (v6ubM)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 12:08 PM (JziUy)
She's a whore. She'll take orders from anyone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 21, 2019
*
*
. . .
Ah! A submissive, and a pro at the same time! Love it!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 12:08 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2019 12:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: God Emperor of the Universe General Specific at June 21, 2019 12:08 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at June 21, 2019 12:08 PM (kH8TU)
Y'all try to behave. BBL.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 12:08 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 21, 2019 12:08 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 21, 2019 12:08 PM (QDnY+)
Sigh. Totalitarians will totalitarianize.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 12:07 PM (ufFY
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I'd like to get in Schumer's face and ask him about Libya, Syria and the "Arab Spring" then ask him where he was when Obama was starting undeclared wars?
/rant
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 12:08 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 12:08 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: RKae at June 21, 2019 12:02 PM (lk1TJ
A most cromulent point.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:06 PM (so3dR)
Gender appropriation. Sad, really.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 12:08 PM (bcbK8)
For or against PP?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (7s3Gx)
White House confirmed that Trump overruled 'unanimous' advisors including Mike Pompeo and John Bolton when he called off strikes
More proof he's a warmonger who will kill us all. IMPEACH!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (BWL+E)
White House confirmed that Trump overruled 'unanimous' advisors including Mike Pompeo and John Bolton when he called off strikes
Posted by: Borat at June 21, 2019 11:56 AM (vWMNq)
This reminds me of a story about Abraham Lincoln, and a contentious decision that had to be made at some point during the war. He was seated at a table with his entire Cabinet, and the issue was being vigorously debated. Lincoln said "enough, we must vote on this proposal. All opposed, say nay." Every one of the cabinet officers present raised their hands and said "NAY!" loudly. Lincoln then said "all in favor?" and by himself Lincoln lifted his had and calmly said "Aye."
Lincoln then simply said "The Aye's have it." and closed the discussion.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (RD7QR)
there is already that law. the constitution.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (fVY6E)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 12:02 PM (gC2IV)
Wait, so the injunction overrides the decision of the Health Department? Can a court actually do this?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (so3dR)
we let the younger one be home alone during an evening out (he's 14) but he was SUPPOSED TO be replying to texts/calls.
yeah he did not.
so my husband had our Alexas (and Dots) around the house play Tom Waits really loudly interspersed with choice excerpts from a creepy Audible book read by Neil Gaiman. then he added the Alexas saying "[Kid Name] answer the phone!"
no he didn't finally reply to us but when we got home all the alexas and dots were unplugged and all the lights were on!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (Rarvo)
...for a chubby chick she doesn't even have particularly great skin. That's one of the benefits of fat, it tends to give you really soft, smooth skin.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK
Boobs I think.
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Talk about a wild, off the wall guess.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 21, 2019 12:07 PM
*****
Not so wild...over three hundred on any thread and its gonna be guns, bewbs and/or whiskey.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (axyOa)
You'd better sit down, oh wait, you are sitting down: I have one of those "job" thingys I've been hearing about at a company that makes AR-15 barrels and parts. There's a few more things I still need to do, like take some online test, which I'll do here in a few minutes. I have to get a passport, too, for some international bidness license they work under.
But, YAY! I won't know how to act actually having some money coming in after all these years. Thanks for all the prayers and well wishes, y'all. They worked.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 11:55 AM (HaL55)
I have job envy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (Ckg4U)
Reading the article, dickhead Schumer worries that Donny Two Scoops will 'bumble into a war' with Iran. So he wants to pass some law forcing Congressional approval before the US can attack Iran.
How do I know that's just boob bait for his bubbas?
Because Trump would have to sign it if it somehow got past the GOP Senate.
So Chucky makes noise about a NeverHappen to pretend that he has a single bit of relevance.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (oVJmc)
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Is this the one in St Louis? I had the feeling the left was going to use that city for it's ground zero.
Because it's "the last one" in the state although anyone who wants an abortion can cross the river to Illinois.
And because there's already a well established BLA network that has experience with violence and the media.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (ICyCq)
there is already that law. the constitution.
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libs just say things. thanks, schumer.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 12:10 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 12:10 PM (bVtr0)
And lots of it
Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 21, 2019 12:10 PM (O2RFr)
Sigh. Totalitarians will totalitarianize.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 12:07 PM (ufFY
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Ummmm, they do have to approve. Congress declares war, not the president. It's in the constitution and shit. I know declaring war is passe since WWII, but bluntly that's on them. If the president decides to go the "police action" route or similar, then he still has a budget to deal with. If they don't want the conflict, they can decline to pass appropriations for it.
Schumer has been around long enough - and is smart enough - to know that the president can *start* conflicts with how things work now but he can't *sustain* them without congress appropriating funding for the same. This is just a soundbite, and a stupid one at that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 12:10 PM (I2dne)
No, Ballistic Advantage. I had to go find out what "Sub MOA" was. They hold some really close tolerances to achieve that, which is right in my wheelhouse.
OK, now I'm out.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 21, 2019 12:10 PM (HaL55)
Bloomberg "news" had on Jimmy Drama who said that Trump could be impeached but hopes he isn't. Sure you do Jimmy. Then Ash Carter who fears we could inadvertently get into war. Why don't you inadvertently get your shine box. Up next Tom Steyer. Around the clock commie bullshit pretending to be news
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 12:10 PM (OLCnA)
no he didn't finally reply to us but when we got home all the alexas and dots were unplugged and all the lights were on!
- - -
That is hard core - did he have nightmares about Alexa stalking him after that?
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 12:11 PM (bDqIh)
The IT guy got his panties all in a knot about it.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 11:15 AM (axyOa)
The only response is "ARE YOU JUDGING ME?"
Posted by: Max Entropy at June 21, 2019 12:11 PM (ur/Uv)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at June 21, 2019 12:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at June 21, 2019 12:11 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 12:11 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 12:10 PM (I2dne)
Yep. I agree with your entire point.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 12:11 PM (ufFY8)
https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/BBL
LOL.
2. BBL = Be back later.
1. BBL = Barrel
So he'll be back in the barrel ?
Posted by: Borat at June 21, 2019 12:12 PM (vWMNq)
Sigh. Totalitarians will totalitarianize.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 21, 2019 12:07 PM (ufFY
I think he'll have to rescind the War Powers Act.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:12 PM (so3dR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 12:02 PM (gC2IV)
Wait, so the injunction overrides the decision of the Health Department? Can a court actually do this?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (so3dR)
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Did you type that with a straight face?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 12:12 PM (gC2IV)
not sure but he still doesn't answer our texts lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 21, 2019 12:12 PM (Rarvo)
I was thinking the same thing.
Message sent: OK, you just got your 1 free pass, no more provocations.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 12:13 PM (bDqIh)
Meghan McCain has just announced a new modeling deal with Gilette.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 21, 2019
*
*
. . .
Obviously Gillette is trying to reach an underserved market. I had no idea killer whales shaved. They always look so smooth.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 12:13 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 12:08 PM
****
A lot to this.
For the last 40 years the wealthy of Iran have been sending their kids to the West for schooling. Everything from grade school up to University. These kids are all supposed to return and many do...if they cannot figure a way to stay in the west and look after the family money.
Those that go back are westernized. Not fans of the Mullahs. Forty years of this and it is a sizable minority in the country.
No need to kill people and break things yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 21, 2019 12:13 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2019 12:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 21, 2019 12:13 PM (72spU)
Reading the article, dickhead Schumer worries that Donny Two Scoops will 'bumble into a war' with Iran. So he wants to pass some law forcing Congressional approval before the US can attack Iran.
So his solution is give that authority to the largest collection of bumbling idiots this country has ever produced.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2019 12:13 PM (TAmPV)
Should just get him a tablet and stop wasting money on a phone. He's clearly not interested in a phone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2019 12:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (so3dR)
A court can do ANYTHING the people don't stop them from doing.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 12:14 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
Posted by: God Emperor of the Universe General Specific at June 21, 2019 12:14 PM (UFLLM)
I will never get Alexa but I do have Siri. I say thank you to "her" when she's done. Is that weird?
Posted by: pj at June 21, 2019 12:14 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 12:02 PM (gC2IV)
Wait, so the injunction overrides the decision of the Health Department? Can a court actually do this?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (so3dR)
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Just how grotesquely dirty does a PP clinic have to be before a health department will shut them down? Are we talking beyond the "Gosnell" level?
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 12:15 PM (qC1Sy)
Try pictures?
I will send my son a goofy picture and that gets a response. When he went on a road trip with his grandparents I would send him pics of his favorite stuffed animals and Lego mini-figures doing things. Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 12:15 PM (bDqIh)
Yes we can quibble if Teddy is a real Repub. but we all know he would slap the current anti American SJWs into next Tuesday.
Posted by: LizLem at June 21, 2019 12:15 PM (VjxvX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 12:02 PM (gC2IV)
Wait, so the injunction overrides the decision of the Health Department? Can a court actually do this?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (so3dR)
The real question here is who makes law for the State of Missouri now - the Missouri Legislature, or Federal Judges? It's a real life "Who Run Bartertown???" moment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2019 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)
But the connection is actually Morena is in the Deadpool movies and Nathan Fillion only wishes he could be in a movie that pulled in that kind of box office.
Posted by: JB1000 at June 21, 2019 12:17 PM (16OL0)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 21, 2019 11:47 AM (k4dH2)
++++++++++++
I suspect Sherwin Williams is going to end up with a fairly lucrative government service contract.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 11:51 AM (I2dne)
Three weeks into initial excavation, a serendipitous, luxurious vein of native Gold will be struck.
Yugely.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2019 12:17 PM (AURKQ)
Or should he be shouting the caption "what's up bitches?"
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 21, 2019 12:17 PM (1G2yP)
Though to show you how strongly (not) I stand for my principles, if the voice could be programmed to sound like Nicole Kidman's Aussie voice, I might be willing to go for it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 12:17 PM (ClOmq)
Huh. They just started promoting a kids Alexa that's all brightly colored. Wonder if it's different (re: restricted recording) or if they're doing this to say, "Hey you bought a kids version, so you chose to place it near your kids."
Posted by: Lizzy at June 21, 2019 12:17 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 12:02 PM (gC2IV)
Wait, so the injunction overrides the decision of the Health Department? Can a court actually do this?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (so3dR)
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Did you type that with a straight face?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 21, 2019 12:12 PM (gC2IV)
The proper response here is for the Health Department to close the courthouse to investigate health concerns raised by anonymous tipsters about black mold.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 21, 2019 12:17 PM (J+mig)
I will never get Alexa but I do have Siri. I say thank you to "her" when she's done. Is that weird?
Posted by: pj at June 21, 2019 12:14 PM (qlTN9)
No I think it's prudent to be polite to her.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2019 12:18 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 12:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2019 12:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: pj at June 21, 2019 12:14 PM (qlTN9)
No, sorry, it's Morena Baccarin from Firefly and V.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:18 PM (so3dR)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:09 PM (so3dR)
Judge Don Ho: We have the power to do anything we want
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 21, 2019 12:18 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: JB1000 at June 21, 2019 12:17 PM (16OL0)
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I think he did okay in "Castle."
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 21, 2019 12:18 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Blond at June 21, 2019 12:18 PM (Ckg4U)
Is that what they're calling it now?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:18 PM (so3dR)
Posted by: pj at June 21, 2019 12:14 PM (qlTN9)
No, sorry, it's Morena Baccarin from Firefly and V.
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yeah, maybe, someone above said it was nebula, which I don't see.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 12:19 PM (JziUy)
[...]
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 12:17 PM (ClOmq)
++++++++++
https://i.___ur.com/ZtacKhz.jpg
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 12:19 PM (I2dne)
She was luminous in firefly. Does knowing she was one of joss whedons many admitted sexual conquests sir your loins any less? I feel bad for all the women he did that to. How that man got away with casting couch antics yet calling himself a feminist I do not understand.
Posted by: LizLem at June 21, 2019 12:19 PM (VjxvX)
Morena Baccarin and Catherine Bell do look a lot alike - I used to get
them confused with each other, I'd ask my wife "what is Morena Baccarin
doing on the Hallmark channel?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2019
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. . .
It'd be cool if they'd play sisters. Or aunt and niece.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 12:19 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2019 12:19 PM (m79Dg)
That would be an excellent response. The judge's house is probably worth checking, too. Asbestos, mold, Radon gas, all kinds of possibilities.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2019 12:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2019 12:19 PM (40mSG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 12:20 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JB1000 at June 21, 2019 12:17 PM (16OL0)
He probably raked in more doing "Castle" than she did doing "Deadpool".
Just guessing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2019 12:20 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 21, 2019 12:20 PM (FNsjY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2019 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Whoever makes the most outrageous, swaggering, big-balls move, leaving the other side too in awe to stop them.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 12:20 PM (sm6Pk)
of course, if I was a trump judge, I'd overrule fellow coequal liberal Hawaiian judges just for fun. and basically any liberal. tit for tat.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 12:20 PM (JziUy)
Seriously, they used the phrase, "intergalactic cheerleader."
Later, when I looked at early shows, I realized the description was spot on.
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Her look in the first season was utterly hideous, as the years wore on each successive look was more attractive until the last season where she was in uniform, which was the absolute best, although she probably had to diet like hell since that costume was totally unforgiving.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 21, 2019 12:20 PM (71qAS)
He calls himself a feminist to get away with being a pig.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 12:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 12:20 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: LizLem at June 21, 2019 12:19 PM (VjxvX)
+++++++++++
Cover. Male feminists are looking for cover. If you hear someone calling himself a "male feminist" you can just start the clock on the inevitable exposure of bad behavior.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 21, 2019 12:20 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2019 12:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Never heard of Bell until I looked her up just now. She's pretty, but she needs to eat more sammiches. Just saying.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 21, 2019 12:20 PM (so3dR)
Easy to make that mistake, they are kind of similar
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2019 12:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Roy at June 21, 2019 12:19 PM (40mSG)
Does that mean we're just about fixin' to make the mullahs' faces melt off?
*crossing fingers*
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 21, 2019 12:20 PM (AURKQ)
https://tinyurl.com/yyqvm56u
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2019 12:21 PM (Kpl3J)
She is, but she also looks like 15000 instagram models. Its like someone is churning these girls out with a stamping machine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2019 12:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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Um... it's "What's up (COMMA) bitches?"
Very important punctuation!
Posted by: RKae at June 21, 2019 12:21 PM (lk1TJ)
Maybe, but it took him years to do it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 12:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2019 12:19 PM (39g3+)
Well, the judge does have a lot of gas.--Da Judge's Wife.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2019 12:22 PM (m79Dg)
yeah it's called "FaceTune" lol
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 21, 2019 12:22 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 12:22 PM (oZ6kz)
https://tinyurl.com/yxs9zzd3
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 21, 2019 12:23 PM (bVtr0)
I'll be in my bunk.
Posted by: Max Entropy at June 21, 2019 12:23 PM (ur/Uv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 21, 2019 12:23 PM (573j3)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 12:23 PM (JziUy)
She was luminous in firefly. Does knowing she was one of joss whedons many admitted sexual conquests sir your loins any less? ...
Posted by: LizLem at June 21, 2019 12:19 PM (VjxvX)
Yes.
See also every other main female character in Joss Whedon productions.
Though that casting couch went both ways, ambitious actresses are going to use that body to get roles. So are desperate ones.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 12:23 PM (bcbK8)
The Most Exalted Potentate of Love:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4DFl9c_vzU
Posted by: THE CRAMPS at June 21, 2019 12:23 PM (KBp3+)
Posted by: Portnoy at June 21, 2019 12:23 PM (NZbhV)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 21, 2019 12:24 PM (ClOmq)
She was luminous in firefly. Does knowing she was one of joss
whedons many admitted sexual conquests sir your loins any less? I feel
bad for all the women he did that to. How that man got away with casting
couch antics yet calling himself a feminist I do not understand.
Posted by: LizLem at June 21, 2019 12:19 PM (VjxvX)
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I can't imagine the length of her shower and the hours of scrubbing she had to do after the "Feminist" had his way.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 21, 2019 12:24 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 21, 2019 12:24 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 21, 2019 12:24 PM (m79Dg)
She is, but she also looks like 15000 instagram models. Its like someone is churning these girls out with a stamping machine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2019 12:21 PM (39g3+)
"More human than human is our motto"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 21, 2019 12:24 PM (bcbK8)
She is, but she also looks like 15000 instagram models. Its like someone is churning these girls out with a stamping machine
Plastic surgery, look like everyone else, short shelf life.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 21, 2019 12:24 PM (oVJmc)
I think they are all using the same youtube tutorials on contouring etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 21, 2019 12:24 PM (39g3+)
So Trump is the "slow to wrath" actor, while sparing the people of Iran that want their green revolution (to which Obama flipped the bird).
The MFM was all wee wee'd up over "Trump is taking us to War" and instead Trump just nixed their narrative ... again, in the face of more Khomeini terror regime incitement.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 21, 2019 12:25 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Kitsapbass at June 21, 2019 12:25 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 21, 2019 12:25 PM (19g6/)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 21, 2019 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)
The proper response here is for the Health Department to close the courthouse to investigate health concerns raised by anonymous tipsters about black mold.
I think the judge should be quarantined until a thorough Health Department investigation can be completed.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 21, 2019 12:26 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 12:27 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2019 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Judges are our new Overlords, but don't worry, by definition, it's all perfectly legal!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 12:28 PM (AZxMX)
She better hope nobody brings xbooru or rule34 websites to her attention.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 21, 2019 12:30 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 21, 2019 12:23 PM (JziUy)
Too bad. She was super hawt in Desperate Army Wives. But then so was the saucy redhead.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 21, 2019 12:30 PM (xPJvm)
The real question here is who makes law for the State of Missouri now
- the Missouri Legislature, or Federal Judges? It's a real life "Who
Run Bartertown???" moment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 21, 2019 12:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Judges are our new Overlords, but don't worry, by definition, it's all perfectly legal!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 12:28 PM (AZxMX)
This is what our current situation in the USA is. If a side (almost always leftists) doesn't like a law or ruling, up to SCOTUS it goes. Hrothgar is right -- this is turning the judiciary into our Overlords.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2019 12:30 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 21, 2019 12:27 PM (AZxMX)
Mt. Rushmore is for Presidents.
Barron the Conqueror will require much, much more than that.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 21, 2019 12:31 PM (sm6Pk)
I love the smell of Persian perfidities in the morning.
Posted by: saf at June 21, 2019 12:31 PM (5IHGB)
But I will tell you that dark forces, without and within are trying to drag Trump into another war in the middle east.
Unless Iran directly attacks militarily I would say Trump should resist any call to strike at Iran.
Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 21, 2019 12:32 PM (88mwq)
Posted by: IC at June 21, 2019 12:32 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 21, 2019 12:30 PM (N39Ws)
Told ya so -- but you wouldn't listen.
Posted by: Marbury v. Madison at June 21, 2019 12:33 PM (so3dR)
Don't know their connection though.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor Awesome Mug Winner!
WHAT! You miss the Firefly connection? Turn in your Moron Card too-sweet! And Good Day....Good Day!
A suggestion for a future set of Pic's: Adam Baldwin and Ron Glass (find a still of the Barney Miller seasoned where Det. Ron Harris went undercover in Drag for mugging detail. Great line: "Barney of course I wanted to look good, but not better!"
Posted by: Paladin at June 21, 2019 12:36 PM (quX0S)
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You mean that dead letter that Obama sh*t all over in Lybia?
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 21, 2019 12:39 PM (71qAS)
Seconded !
Let us not forget the topless scene in "Homeland".
Posted by: Paladin at June 21, 2019 12:47 PM (quX0S)
Too many crabby kids returning home from visiting the giant rat.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 21, 2019 11:29 AM (Y2wXs)
Kiddie Benadryl.
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Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)