LOLGF'd: Soyboy Betas and Femcel Thick-Fingered Goblins Shriek Over Shaft Sequel for Its "Toxic Masculinity" and For Laughing at Millennials and Woke Sissies

I've never wanted to see a movie more.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:55 PM

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1 Who's the black private dick.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2019 06:56 PM (Z+IKu)

2 First

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at June 18, 2019 06:56 PM (0vBSl)

3 Bumbaclaats

Posted by: Jamaica Queens at June 18, 2019 06:57 PM (0vBSl)

4
DANG, read it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2019 06:57 PM (13CQC)

5 I watched this on Sunday and it was funny as heck. And yes, he skewers the millenials and soy boys.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:57 PM (a0IVu)

6 Deluxe donkey chompers there

Posted by: JackSpliff at June 18, 2019 06:57 PM (FTPVM)

7 Another Donkey Chompers?

Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2019 06:58 PM (jm1YL)

8 But, but, but....Shaft is black! After all we've done for colored people, you think he would be attacking the White Patriarchy and going transgender.--Spokesxir for Millennials.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 06:58 PM (m79Dg)

9 Omg dat stillframe!!!!

That's an alien right? Nuke it from orbit.

Posted by: PDT at June 18, 2019 06:58 PM (wNuYF)

10 I hear that Shaft is a bad muthafu..

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2019 06:58 PM (Izzlo)

11 Ok, this sounds good. How did it ever get greenlit?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 06:58 PM (t+qrx)

12 'Shaft' is phallocentric.

Who woulda thought.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 06:58 PM (oVJmc)

13 Shut your mouth!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

14 They actually made a sequel of Shaft? LOL.

The first one was a flop, from what I remember, and Samuel Jackson was obsessed with dressing like Shaft for the next two years (it was kind of sad to watch).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 06:59 PM (weya0)

15 Doesn't criticizing the black man make them racis'?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

16 He's a mean Ewok fu...
Shut yo' mouth!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2019 06:59 PM (Dh1wo)

17 "He's a bad mother ____"

Posted by: Ersatz at June 18, 2019 06:59 PM (PFyUT)

18 It's worth the ticket price.

Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 06:59 PM (a0IVu)

19 I never knew they already did a remake of Shaft in 2000?

Posted by: rd at June 18, 2019 06:59 PM (EK+Pw)

20 Grow up, bitches.

Everything triggers these nitwits.

They will never function like a normal person.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 18, 2019 06:59 PM (42BEi)

21 Schwetty balls

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 07:00 PM (y6WP0)

22 If that image isn't photoshopped then that poor young thing on the bottom right should never scream like that ever again.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 07:00 PM (mZ/17)

23 Remake Come Back, Charleston Blue.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

24 I have to say that this is the shortest Ace movie review I've ever seen.

Posted by: Old Blue at June 18, 2019 07:00 PM (VNmG1)

25 Clearly, a Foxxy Brown remake is called for.

Posted by: Miklos calling at June 18, 2019 07:00 PM (QzkSJ)

26 Even the donkey chompers have nice straight teeth. Thank you Dentists of America.

Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2019 07:01 PM (jm1YL)

27 Everyone who likes this sort of thing should go find Black Dynamite toot sweets.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 07:01 PM (mZ/17)

28 Shaft? Wannabe, no-account sucka.

Posted by: Dolemite at June 18, 2019 07:01 PM (RVcmP)

29 I was promised a nude shaft?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 18, 2019 07:01 PM (gC2IV)

30 Shaft should be a handi-capable Asian ladyboy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

31 Millennials...no one understands them like their diversity counselors...

Can you dig it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2019 07:01 PM (Vzb0I)

32 Samuel L. Jackson was born to play Shaft.

As the prophecy foretold.

(The prophecy being Jackson's wallet in "Pulp Fiction.")

Posted by: Ersatz at June 18, 2019 07:02 PM (PFyUT)

33 no-account sucka.
Posted by: Dolemite

Gonna Get You

Posted by: Miklosploitation at June 18, 2019 07:02 PM (QzkSJ)

34 They will never function like a normal person.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 18, 2019 06:59 PM (42BEi

--------

Any normal person can use a shovel to work on a transcontinental double-PANAMAX canal.

So they will all act normal.

Soon.

Posted by: Office of The Excavator Plenipotentiary at June 18, 2019 07:02 PM (wNuYF)

35 How about Foxy Brown ??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2019 07:02 PM (Dh1wo)

36 26 Even the donkey chompers have nice straight teeth. Thank you Dentists of America.
Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2019 07:01 PM (jm1YL)

AOC can eat ice cream and drink slushies as fast as she wants.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at June 18, 2019 07:02 PM (Vy7tf)

37 Clearly, a Foxxy Brown remake is called for.

Coffy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 07:03 PM (yQpMk)

38 Black exploitation films have no place in modern society. Shaft's lead role should be played by a Transpecies Yinkyunk

Posted by: Goulash at June 18, 2019 07:03 PM (UdKB7)

39 Intersectionalism is racist patriarchal oppression, yo!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

40 6 Deluxe donkey chompers there
Posted by: JackSpliff at June 18, 2019 06:57 PM (FTPVM)

7 Another Donkey Chompers?
Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2019 06:58 PM (jm1YL)

I have no idea what event it's from or who that is, but it seems like one of those "let's throw a fit and scream all our troubles away" things that bratty toddlers and leftists seem to be fond of.

NSWF for censored nekkidness (and misspelling, and don't expect it to be anything you'd want to see anyhow):
https://stoatnet.org/liberalism.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 07:03 PM (t+qrx)

41 So the 3rd Shaft is less action?

Can't they make anything correctly any more?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 07:03 PM (Q5JjG)

42 SJW chicks can't handle the shaft.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (DuZls)

43
He's a complicated man, no one understands him like his cis-hetero Gyno-American life partner.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (WJy0R)

44 How about Foxy Brown ??
Posted by: andycanuck

Pam Grier as White House Spokes Badass

Posted by: Miklosplaining at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (QzkSJ)

45 It's funny how "masculinity" doesn't exist anymore. Just "toxic masculinity".

LOL.

Glad to hear this new Shaft is true to its original kick-ass roots. The original Shaft was pretty good.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (weya0)

46 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

47 Obligatory post comment theme song:

https://youtu.be/cEaRCAcfOEQ

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (Lz9fr)

48 How about Blackula ??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (Dh1wo)

49
Black Dynamite makes my peniclit throb...

Posted by: Rache Madcow at June 18, 2019 07:05 PM (UFLLM)

50 The creature at bottom right with the shark mouth is from some protest where the women all got naked and screamed to raise awareness for something. I think it was for hedge trimmers.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2019 07:05 PM (gC2IV)

51 Do you get the Bounce Channel?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 07:05 PM (y6WP0)

52 ''Shaft's lead role should be played by a Transpecies Yinkyunk''

With a man bun.

Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2019 07:05 PM (jm1YL)

53 Yes, Samuel L. Jackson could continue to perpetuate the only role he knows how to portray: Stereotypical Black Man.

F*cker even figured out how to Stereotypical Black Man a Star Wars movie while playing an alien 500 trillion light years away from slave holding Democrats and talk of reparations.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 07:05 PM (mZ/17)

54 I eagerly await the sequel to Guy From Harlem.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 18, 2019 07:05 PM (xPJvm)

55 It's my duty to please that booty.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 18, 2019 07:05 PM (Z4rgH)

56 It's no Cleopatra Schwartz.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 07:05 PM (t+qrx)

57

Just talkin' 'bout snowflakes!

Posted by: Shaft at June 18, 2019 07:06 PM (aKsyK)

58 Give Shaft a boyfriend!

Posted by: SJWs at June 18, 2019 07:06 PM (DuZls)

59 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?
Posted by: Grump928(C)

I WON that role.

Posted by: Stacey the Tank Lady at June 18, 2019 07:06 PM (QzkSJ)

60 The original Shaft was pretty good.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM

Go on...

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 18, 2019 07:07 PM (Vzb0I)

61 ''Give Shaft a boyfriend!''

Who has transitioned from a woman.

Posted by: Tuna at June 18, 2019 07:07 PM (jm1YL)

62 If I pop a schadenboner in the woods does it make a sound?

Posted by: sOME mORON at June 18, 2019 07:07 PM (k3N8X)

63
God, I love black shaft.

Don't tell.

Posted by: Rache Madcow at June 18, 2019 07:07 PM (UFLLM)

64 Satire is impossible in these difficult times. I feel oppressed.

Posted by: IanDeal at June 18, 2019 07:07 PM (iglR7)

65 I'd probably rent a Shaft movie, but who would be able to play Ming the Merciless?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 07:08 PM (mZ/17)

66 God, I love black shaft.

Don't tell.
Posted by: Rache Madcow

Oh sister

Posted by: Milo at June 18, 2019 07:08 PM (QzkSJ)

67 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (yQpMk)
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Sorry, those roles can only go to Gabrielle Union or Zoe Saldana, these days.

Posted by: SJWs at June 18, 2019 07:08 PM (DuZls)

68 I'd probably rent a Shaft movie, but who would be able to play Ming the Merciless?
Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 07:08 PM (mZ/17)

Taylor Swift.

Posted by: filbert at June 18, 2019 07:08 PM (Lz9fr)

69 They're doing a Carbon Copy remake in negative.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 07:09 PM (weya0)

70 -
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If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM

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Beyonce was hot in the Austin Powers thing, it's possible she could play it heavier and more serious with some sinister thrown in.

Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 07:09 PM (RVcmP)

71 It's true: this is in fact a good movie, and Story got a MUCH more Shaft-like performance out of Jackson than Singleton did.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2019 07:09 PM (ykYG2)

72 Yes, Samuel L. Jackson could continue to perpetuate the only role he knows how to portray: ~~Stereotypical Black Man~~ Samuel L. Jackson .

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 07:05 PM

FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2019 07:09 PM (Vzb0I)

73 I bet the soibois are just upset that Shaft knows how to change a tire.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 18, 2019 07:10 PM (SgjGX)

74 Wo Fat escaped at the end, you know.

Posted by: Miklos for Diversity! at June 18, 2019 07:10 PM (QzkSJ)

75 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

Sadly, Oprah.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 18, 2019 07:10 PM (Mouru)

76 I feel a comeback tour coming, ba-a-a-a-a-aby.

Posted by: Barry White at June 18, 2019 07:11 PM (hjaPQ)

77 Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song.

Could be remade today starring OJ....to collect some dues.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 18, 2019 07:11 PM (Z+IKu)

78 Those people aren't real, I think it's probably AI movie reviews, you know computer generated.

It's gaslighting all the way down.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2019 07:11 PM (QJIMk)

79 56 It's no Cleopatra Schwartz.

Which was no Big Jim Slade.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

80 What's Miss Jane Hathaway do pissed off about?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 07:11 PM (DuZls)

81 F*cker even figured out how to Stereotypical Black Man a Star Wars movie while playing an alien 500 trillion light years away from slave holding Democrats and talk of reparations.

That was the Shatterpoint book. You can't read Windu's lines without imagining Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2019 07:11 PM (ykYG2)

82 Damn, Caucasian Donkey Chompers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

83 Old and busted: Shaft

New hotness: Dickless

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 07:12 PM (+y/Ru)

84 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

Will Smith

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 07:12 PM (weya0)

85 What's the best internet feed for the rally?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:13 PM (AZxMX)

86 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

The black bull from female Ghostbusters.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

87 The only thing good about Shaft 2000 was the white guy who curbstomps that huge asshole in jail. YOU WANT MY SHOES?!

Singleton got a better alpha-male performance out of some white yuppie than he got from Jackson, that's how bad he blew it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2019 07:13 PM (ykYG2)

88 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

Winnie Mandela.

Posted by: Miklos, used tires for sale at June 18, 2019 07:13 PM (QzkSJ)

89 -
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If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

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Magic Johnson's son.

Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 07:14 PM (RVcmP)

90 yeah and Pam Grier as Foxy Brown is : all of the above !!! Hey that black chick on the original Star Trek had a slammin body !! just saying...

Posted by: WH custodian at June 18, 2019 07:14 PM (k3N8X)

91 That was the Shatterpoint book. You can't read Windu's lines without imagining Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction.

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Knights of order and justice, slow to anger, guided by unseen eternal forces, sworn to protect the THROW THAT MOTHERF*CKER OUT THE WINDOW

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 07:14 PM (mZ/17)

92 85 What's the best internet feed for the rally?
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RSBN seems to be having their usual technical problems. Unfortunately, this ABC feed is working great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsinHhNWl2I

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 07:14 PM (hjaPQ)

93 You know, they really hate Trump for reminding them they live in a country that's 50% deplorables whose votes count as much as theirs do.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

94 Do you get the Bounce Channel?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 18, 2019 07:05 PM (y6WP0)

I got yer bounce right here big boy.

Posted by: Alexandria Obviously-Braindead at June 18, 2019 07:15 PM (0H3QF)

95 deplorables whose votes count as much as theirs do.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

And not for lack of trying, either.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 07:15 PM (t+qrx)

96 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

-
Rachel Dolezal

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 07:16 PM (+y/Ru)

97 198 192 I'm watching here: https://tinyurl.com/y4h9arw6
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 06:37 PM (cF8AT)

Thanks!
Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 06:38 PM (5AuVV)

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:16 PM (5AuVV)

98 What's the best internet feed for the rally?

They doin' opera! Turandot! So I guess the meeting with Xi is on.

Posted by: Miklos, likin culcha at June 18, 2019 07:16 PM (QzkSJ)

99 so the movies Anna and Child's Play are coming out Thursday night and they still ain't got reviews.

[the critic] IT STINnnNKS.[/the critic]

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2019 07:16 PM (ykYG2)

100 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 07:14 PM (hjaPQ)

Thanks I will give it a try!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:16 PM (AZxMX)

101 Sex & Nudity

Moderate 15 of 25 found this moderate

A woman offers her sexual services for money.

A woman's breasts are exposed as she answers the door in an open jacket.

Frequent sexual comments, requests, and jokes are made throughout the film.

That is not nearly toxic enough for me.

I am quite enjoying this reviewer, though.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 07:16 PM (fuK7c)

102 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

Naomi Harris without a doubt.. love this chick ..

Posted by: WH custodian at June 18, 2019 07:16 PM (k3N8X)

103 wow, Nessun Dorma.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 07:16 PM (n13/j)

104 You can't read Windu's lines without imagining Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2019 07:11 PM

The Force, motherf*cker! Can you use it?!

Posted by: Mace "Jules" Windu at June 18, 2019 07:17 PM (Vzb0I)

105 probably a lot of people wondering where the Toby Kieth is.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 07:17 PM (n13/j)

106 92 85 What's the best internet feed for the rally?
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RSBN seems to be having their usual technical problems. Unfortunately, this ABC feed is working great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsinHhNWl2I
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 07:14 PM (hjaPQ)

I'm not getting technical problems at RSBN:

https://tinyurl.com/y4h9arw6

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:18 PM (5AuVV)

107 >>Winnie Mandela.

Re-tired

Posted by: Ahnold at June 18, 2019 07:18 PM (PxX58)

108 Thank you so much for this, Ace.

Posted by: David Prince at June 18, 2019 07:18 PM (JkygK)

109 who the hell was asking for a Child's Play remake anyway. Bride Of Chucky should have put an end to the horror, like Gremlins 2 did for that first turd of a movie.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 18, 2019 07:18 PM (ykYG2)

110 RSBN said Sarah Sanders might be there!

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:18 PM (5AuVV)

111 Remember back in the days when Hollywood was concerned about making money in the 80's and churned out truckloads of films, good and bad, that had American whipping anti-American enemies?

Tip for Hollywood: America's anti-American Enemies List

1) Media.
2) Congress.
3) Hollywood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 07:18 PM (t6MX/)

112 dammit

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 07:18 PM (PxX58)

113 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

Candace Owens. In a couple years.

Posted by: Miklos, casting from shore at June 18, 2019 07:19 PM (QzkSJ)

114 I haven't been to the movies since "the hangover"
This is the first trailer I've seen in years where I actually want to get up off my fat ass and buy a ticket.

Posted by: steve at June 18, 2019 07:19 PM (TTy55)

115 92
RSBN seems to be having their usual technical problems.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 07:14 PM (hjaPQ)

I like RSBN. They're a plucky little media outlet. I think Bailee Byers is on now. Gotta love pretty, twentysomething, conservative women.

Their feed is doing OK at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udSUXW2_OiI

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

116 Hey Ralph Northam would make a great Blackula ...

Posted by: WH custodian at June 18, 2019 07:19 PM (k3N8X)

117 dammit
Posted by: JackStraw

Right Guard spray is good for bong water spills.

Posted by: Miklos, recalling lessons of youth at June 18, 2019 07:20 PM (QzkSJ)

118 "Hello Lady Syphilis and Madame Chlamydia."

"That's Junior's mom, she's still a bit bitter."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:20 PM (CSYCT)

119 111 Remember back in the days when Hollywood was concerned about making money in the 80's and churned out truckloads of films, good and bad, that had American whipping anti-American enemies?

Tip for Hollywood: America's anti-American Enemies List

1) Media.
2) Congress.
3) Hollywood.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 07:18 PM (t6MX/)

Sadly, I suspect Hollywood gets more sales overseas now and is selling to America's enemies. Well, maybe Chinese video piracy will teach them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 07:20 PM (ujg0T)

120 112 dammit
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 07:18 PM (PxX5

wut

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:20 PM (5AuVV)

121 Listening to Levin, he said President Trump is going to be tweeting live during the Democrats debate

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 07:20 PM (BbGew)

122 Pam Grier was still holding up well in Jackie Brown.

My only beef with Tarantino is that he didn't get her to take her shirt off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 07:20 PM (fuK7c)

123 RSBN Rocks the Free world !!!

Posted by: WH custodian at June 18, 2019 07:21 PM (k3N8X)

124 115 92 I like RSBN. They're a plucky little media outlet. I think Bailee Byers is on now. Gotta love pretty, twentysomething, conservative women.

Their feed is doing OK at the moment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udSUXW2_OiI
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

Her voice is a little shrill.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:21 PM (5AuVV)

125 121 Listening to Levin, he said President Trump is going to be tweeting live during the Democrats debate
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 07:20 PM (BbGew)

heh

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:22 PM (5AuVV)

126 Beyonce was hot in the Austin Powers thing, it's possible she could play it heavier and more serious with some sinister thrown in.

Posted by: irright

Beyonce playing it heavier? How much more heavy can she get?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 18, 2019 07:22 PM (S6Pax)

127 23 Remake Come Back, Charleston Blue.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 07:00 PM (yQpMk

Better yet, remake "Welcome Back, Brother Charles"

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2019 07:22 PM (Izzlo)

128
I offered to take my shirt off for Quintin.

Then he threw up. Chipotle for lunch, you know.

I guess he forgot to get back to me.

Posted by: Rache Madcow at June 18, 2019 07:22 PM (UFLLM)

129 121 Listening to Levin, he said President Trump is going to be tweeting live during the Democrats debate
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 07:20 PM (BbGew)

I saw that on GP as well.. How funny will this be ..??
Love it !1

Posted by: WH custodian at June 18, 2019 07:23 PM (k3N8X)

130 Better yet, remake "Welcome Back, Brother Charles"
Posted by: josephistan

Ooo Oooo

Posted by: Arnold Horshack at June 18, 2019 07:23 PM (QzkSJ)

131 I wonder how many watch parties the GOP is sponsoring around the country. A new high-end gun store is hosting one here. They'll probably have a great turnout.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 07:23 PM (hjaPQ)

132
Trump = Laser pointer

MSM = Cats

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2019 07:24 PM (gC2IV)

133

How about Melania in Blackface, you racist bastards?

Posted by: Rache Madcow at June 18, 2019 07:24 PM (UFLLM)

134 The Trump campaign is texting and emailing me for money all day.
But do you know who needs it today even more?

You're looking at it.

Even $5 , $10, anything.

Just do it now, before you forget again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 07:24 PM (Q5JjG)

135 Beyonce playing it heavier? How much more heavy can she get?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative.

She a lightweight.

Posted by: Stacey the Tank Lady at June 18, 2019 07:24 PM (QzkSJ)

136 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

Brie Larson.

Posted by: Bob Iger at June 18, 2019 07:24 PM (rRxrm)

137 Have no desire to spend money on that crap.

Posted by: SMH at June 18, 2019 07:26 PM (RU4sa)

138 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

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Candace Owens could do it but she doesn't have to. She lives it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 07:26 PM (+y/Ru)

139 How about Blackula?

Anyone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:26 PM (CSYCT)

140 Just do it now, before you forget again.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 07:24 PM (Q5JjG)

Think of it as buying a high end cocktail (or three) for the raconteur at your favorite bar!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:26 PM (AZxMX)

141 Better yet, remake "Welcome Back, Brother Charles"
Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2019 07:22 PM

A wacky sitcom set in Restoration England?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2019 07:26 PM (Vzb0I)

142 I guess you can get a Twitter feed without joining?

Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 07:26 PM (BbGew)

143

Gabrielle Union would be racktacular.

Posted by: Rache Madcow at June 18, 2019 07:26 PM (UFLLM)

144 There is something wrong with Bob iger.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 18, 2019 07:27 PM (SJkyH)

145 Nobody says, "Motherfucker!" like Sam Jackson, bitches.

What's Fonzi like?

Posted by: Fritz at June 18, 2019 07:27 PM (kLDv+)

146 Blaxploitation films you say ??

Posted by: Spike Lee at June 18, 2019 07:27 PM (k3N8X)

147 If they start remaking all the Blaxploitation films, who today could carry the Pam Grier roles?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

Brie Larson.

Posted by: Bob Iger at June 18, 2019 07:24 PM (rRxrm)

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She'd need an "addanasstome" and even then?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2019 07:27 PM (pw+jk)

148 Hey everybody.

I'm a big believer, and IMHO movies like this one prove, conservativeworld needs its own movie studios and distribution system.

And we should make ALL KINDS of movies. Not just heavy thoughtful pro-life or pro-DP epics, but also comedies, horror flicks, the works.

(And, it should be based in Georgia, since the major studios don't wanna be there no mo, just to stick it in their faces.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:27 PM (miE9U)

149 The stream I'm watching is replaying Trumps's 2016 announcement while we wait.

Posted by: freaked at June 18, 2019 07:28 PM (UdKB7)

150 Rachel dolazeal is available

Posted by: Casting backwards r us at June 18, 2019 07:28 PM (SJkyH)

151 There is something wrong with Bob iger.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 18, 2019 07:27 PM (SJkyH)

It's glandular.

Posted by: Bob Iger at June 18, 2019 07:28 PM (rRxrm)

152 What's Fonzi like?
Posted by: Fritz at June 18, 2019 07:27 PM

*raises hand*

Cool?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2019 07:29 PM (Vzb0I)

153 I tried on assless chaps and experienced the singularity in a profoundly new way.

Posted by: Brie Larson at June 18, 2019 07:29 PM (hjaPQ)

154 Gabrielle Union would be racktacular.
Posted by: Rache Madcow at June 18, 2019 07:26 PM (UFLLM)
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Well, it's either her or Zoe Saldana. Laws are laws.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 07:29 PM (DuZls)

155 (And, it should be based in Georgia, since the major studios don't wanna be there no mo, just to stick it in their faces.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:27 PM (miE9U)

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That and Pervywood already paid for the infrastructure for "film" making there.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2019 07:29 PM (pw+jk)

156 I thought it was interesting that while all the other lib celebs were foaming at the mouth, Bob Iger was... circumspect... about his statements re Alabama/Georgia.

I guess he doesn't want to scare away those states' residents' Disneyland/Disneyworld tourism.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:29 PM (miE9U)

157 Half an hour 'til PDT time.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:30 PM (5AuVV)

158 149 mine has a bunch of stiffs and one guy dancing up a storm. I would be one of the stiffs.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 07:30 PM (n13/j)

159 15,000 people watching RSBN feed.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:30 PM (5AuVV)

160 I tried on assless chaps and experienced the singularity in a profoundly new way.

Posted by: Brie Larson at June 18, 2019 07:29 PM (hjaPQ)

===== For goodness sake don't divide by zero with those things on. It will be the end of all.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2019 07:30 PM (pw+jk)

161 Shit. I've pretty much sworn off movies in theaters but the trailer looks goooooood.

And Richard Roundtree is in it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 07:31 PM (fuK7c)

162 Nobody says, "Motherfucker!" like Sam Jackson, bitches.

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Approximately 10% of the population says it like Sam Jackson. Heck, there are probably 10k trying to find a single cigarette within a ten mile radius of President Trump right this minute.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 07:31 PM (mZ/17)

163 Jukin, exactly.

If the big studios would rather tear those buildings down and take the losses than sell their Georgia resources to conservative filmmakers, let them, but at least it's already been shown the state can definitely become a movie mecca just like H'weird.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:31 PM (miE9U)

164 This chick on RSBN is nails on a blackboard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

165 I was obviously talking about AoS.

But I will also accept anything else extra after Ace gets his first.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 07:31 PM (Q5JjG)

166 Hey I'm all in for some toxic masculinity

Give me a Trump rally.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2019 07:31 PM (TsX0v)

167 pro-DP epics

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Wait, what?

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 07:32 PM (mZ/17)

168 A pregnant Lara Trump and Eric Trump said there were 3 people on stage. (RSBN report)

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:32 PM (5AuVV)

169
Pro-DP?

Go on...

Posted by: Rache Madcow at June 18, 2019 07:32 PM (UFLLM)

170 I'm a big believer that from here on out, conservatives should be 100% intolerant of all Hollywood celebs.

Call them ALL traitors. Call them ALL pedophiles. Constantly.

And besides creating our own filmmaking industry, we need to grow our own talent network as well. Let's face it, Kirk Cameron can't star in everything and his acting chops are... not the greatest, let's say.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:32 PM (miE9U)

171 164 This chick on RSBN is nails on a blackboard.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

I think if she tried modulating a little bit that would help a lot.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:33 PM (5AuVV)

172 pro-DP =
pro-death penalty

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:33 PM (miE9U)

173 AOC? Seems Denver has elected a sleepy-eyed version to their city council and she loves Communism along with the Black Panthers.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6hmm2em

Candi's not a fine girl, she wants you dead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:33 PM (CSYCT)

174 I detest SLJ. He just annoys the living hell out of me. Naturally, he is ubiquitous.

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2019 07:33 PM (T6t7i)

175 so several million more black folks turn to Trump ... because they see the movie and love it, but learn that the leftist ninnies/nannies think they TOO are DEPLORABLES ... for being normal Americans.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2019 07:33 PM (Cus5s)

176 But I will also accept anything else extra after Ace gets his first.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 07:31 PM (Q5JjG)

I'd hesitate to make that kind of deal, myself. Just doesn't sound good on the face of it.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 18, 2019 07:33 PM (t+qrx)

177 172
pro-DP =

pro-death penalty

SURE Steve, sure...

Posted by: Rache Madcow at June 18, 2019 07:33 PM (UFLLM)

178 pro-DP =

pro-death penalty

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:33 PM (miE9U)

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Wrecked him, damn near killed him.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 18, 2019 07:34 PM (pw+jk)

179 159 15,000 people watching RSBN feed.

20.5K on Fox's right now.

That's impressive for RSBN. They deserve it. Bless those young people.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 18, 2019 07:34 PM (O8WFE)

180 Well, it's either her or Zoe Saldana. Laws are laws.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 07:29 PM (DuZls)

Zoe Saldana doesn't do anything for me. I can't see the great interest.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 07:34 PM (weya0)

181 Gabrielle Union in Deliver Us From Evil was absolutely gorgeous.

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2019 07:34 PM (T6t7i)

182 DP could also be Dennis Prager, I suppose...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:34 PM (miE9U)

183 And besides creating our own filmmaking industry, we need to grow our own talent network as well.

Meh. A deep acting pool is overrated.

Posted by: The BBC at June 18, 2019 07:34 PM (Vzb0I)

184 150 Rachel dolazeal is available
Posted by: Casting backwards r us at June 18, 2019 07:28 PM (SJkyH)

Send me her number my brutha..

Posted by: Spike Lee at June 18, 2019 07:34 PM (k3N8X)

185 Gabrielle Union in Deliver Us From Evila was absolutely gorgeous.

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2019 07:34 PM (T6t7i)

186 171 164 This chick on RSBN is nails on a blackboard.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

I think if she tried modulating a little bit that would help a lot.
Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:33 PM (5AuVV)

I just keep the sound down until someone comes on stage.

Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 07:35 PM (cF8AT)

187 You know, Pulp Fiction is so old, I'm thinking we need a modern millennial remake with Jussie Smollet cast as Jules Winnfield.

Righteous man!

Posted by: Fritz at June 18, 2019 07:35 PM (kLDv+)

188 What, did you guys think DP stands for deep pene-something?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:35 PM (miE9U)

189
A deeply tanned Ivanka would be acceptable.

Posted by: Rache Madcow at June 18, 2019 07:35 PM (UFLLM)

190 Deeply tan lined.

Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 07:36 PM (mZ/17)

191 DP could also stand for dangling participle, I guess...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:36 PM (miE9U)

192 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:32 PM (miE9U)

I find it rather distressing that no capitalist has figured out there is a market for entertainment for "normals/conservatives"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:36 PM (AZxMX)

193 Gabrielle Union in Deliver Us From Evila was absolutely gorgeous.
Posted by: pep at June 18, 2019 07:34 PM (T6t7i)
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Indeed.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 07:36 PM (DuZls)

194 Double Pump

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 18, 2019 07:36 PM (O8WFE)

195 I'm a big believer that from here on out, conservatives should be 100% intolerant of all Hollywood celebs.

Call them ALL traitors. Call them ALL pedophiles. Constantly.

And besides creating our own filmmaking industry, we need to grow our own talent network as well. Let's face it, Kirk Cameron can't star in everything and his acting chops are... not the greatest, let's say.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:32 PM (miE9U)

To do that requires lifestyle changes few or none are willing to make.

"But but but my kids LOVE Disneyland!!!!"

Posted by: Alexandria Obviously-Braindead at June 18, 2019 07:36 PM (0H3QF)

196 Gabrielle Union in Deliver Us From Evil was absolutely gorgeous.

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2019 07:34 PM (T6t7i)

She was absolutely gorgeous in all of her earlier roles. She hasn't aged as well as many, though. I think her time is pretty much past.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 07:36 PM (weya0)

197 Hroth, actually I think some have. See the movie ace mentioned to begin with. :-)

We need to really go after those people, and bring them to our own filmmaking network.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:37 PM (miE9U)

198 Whoops, off big tit socialist retard sock.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at June 18, 2019 07:37 PM (0H3QF)

199 173 AOC? Seems Denver has elected a sleepy-eyed version to their city council and she loves Communism along with the Black Panthers.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6hmm2em

Candi's not a fine girl, she wants you dead.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:33 PM (CSYCT)

I said last night that she looks like she's itching to start shooting kulaks.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 07:38 PM (sdi6R)

200 I could be coaxed out of retirement, but people will die.

Posted by: Snake Pliskin at June 18, 2019 07:38 PM (hjaPQ)

201 The orangeman is bad. This is cnn.

Posted by: Simplemind at June 18, 2019 07:39 PM (SJkyH)

202 Alexandria, fair enough.

I just have the belief (hope?) that after a generation or two, our red-state studio and distribution network would be making a ton of money.

As much as the Chinese-backed current MSM conglomerates? Maybe not, maybe never. But a lot of money could still be made.

It took time for the original Hollywood to start making serious money too, you know.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:39 PM (miE9U)

203 171 164 This chick on RSBN is nails on a blackboard.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 07:31 PM (oVJmc)

I think if she tried modulating a little bit that would help a lot.
Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:33 PM (5AuVV)

She has to fill an hour of empty air time. PDT come on at 8 pm..That might be easy with a parade passing by but sheesh not asking much of her are they ?

Posted by: WH custodian stinky sock off spike lee at June 18, 2019 07:39 PM (k3N8X)

204 Hroth, actually I think some have. See the movie ace mentioned to begin with. :-)

We need to really go after those people, and bring them to our own filmmaking network.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:37 PM (miE9U)

It sure seems there is a basic market, free for the talking!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:39 PM (AZxMX)

205 Those reviews, jeebus what a bunch of limpy dicked fags.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 18, 2019 07:39 PM (+dsLj)

206 Maybe we need a network of Davey & Goliath-based theme parks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:40 PM (miE9U)

207

AOC has seen the real poll numbers. Oopsie.

Posted by: Rache Madcow at June 18, 2019 07:40 PM (UFLLM)

208 I could be coaxed out of retirement, but people will die.
Posted by: Snake Pliskin at June 18, 2019 07:38 PM

You say that as if it's a bad thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 18, 2019 07:40 PM (Vzb0I)

209 Hroth, exactly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:40 PM (miE9U)

210 thank you.

but how's the song?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 18, 2019 07:40 PM (Pg+x7)

211 Twenty minutes 'til PDT time.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:40 PM (5AuVV)

212 The fun of Trump Tweeting during the Dem debates will be watching those candidates reacting to his Tweets on live TV.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:41 PM (CSYCT)

213 the abc feed has better sound than the fox feed.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 07:41 PM (n13/j)

214 Dear Diary,
More people are in the basement mens room at the Trump rally than at my huge opening book signing. Life isn't fair.

I hate Trump.

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at June 18, 2019 07:41 PM (pw+jk)

215 That's impressive for RSBN. They deserve it. Bless those young people.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 18, 2019 07:34 PM (O8WFE)

Just crossed 18,000!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:41 PM (AZxMX)

216 Maybe we need a network of Davey & Goliath-based theme parks. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 18, 2019 07:40 PM

I don't know, qdpsteve...

Posted by: Goliath at June 18, 2019 07:41 PM (Vzb0I)

217 The fun of Trump Tweeting during the Dem debates will be watching those candidates reacting to his Tweets on live TV.

Trump will be shooting them down in real time.

By the time they walk off the stage they'll already be behind in the Narrative.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 07:42 PM (oVJmc)

218 I don't know, qdpsteve...
Posted by: Goliath at June 18, 2019 07:41 PM (Vzb0I)

I'm sick of your lack of faith!!
[*blows up nearest TV with CNN on it*]

Posted by: Davey at June 18, 2019 07:42 PM (miE9U)

219 The fun of Trump Tweeting during the Dem debates will be watching those candidates reacting to his Tweets on live TV.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:41 PM (CSYCT)

We need this man, he fights!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:42 PM (AZxMX)

220 Rickl, yeah Candi is totes crazy

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:42 PM (CSYCT)

221

AOC could be the stunt tits for the face model.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 18, 2019 07:42 PM (UFLLM)

222 214 Dear Diary,
More people are in the basement mens room at the Trump rally than at my huge opening book signing. Life isn't fair.

I hate Trump.
Posted by: Jim Asscosta at June 18, 2019 07:41 PM (pw+jk)

I would say that there are more people in the basement restroom than attended a Joe Biden campaign event.

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2019 07:42 PM (htgmn)

223 I think the SJW is screaming so hard she's ejecting her skeleton from her body.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 18, 2019 07:43 PM (Bjx2X)

224 You think Candi is bad>

Check out Bruno Lozano, mayor of Del Rio TX,

Gay dude campaigned in bikini briefs, a tutu and stiletto heels, and WON.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 18, 2019 07:44 PM (TsX0v)

225 I like the southern accents on these RSBN kids.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:44 PM (5AuVV)

226 Mmmm Mmmm mmmm. I love me some toxic masculinity.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 18, 2019 07:44 PM (9hauA)

227 220 Rickl, yeah Candi is totes crazy

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:42 PM (CSYCT)

Those dead eyes look just like the ones I see in mugshots of stone-cold killers. Very disturbing.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 07:45 PM (sdi6R)

228 Um, you guys, Beyonce can't really act, though.

But yeah, she's very hot.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at June 18, 2019 07:46 PM (9hauA)

229 After two years of Trump Tweets and him now expressing a desire to Tweet their debate, I am pretty sure all the candidates are thinking one thing and are fearful - how do we counter this?

They will want to see the Tweets live and in that moment Trump calls Joey Bidet a silly name, all the candidates will come unhinged trying to trash him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:46 PM (CSYCT)

230 Um, you guys, Beyonce can't really act, though.

Shut up and look at these legs!!

Posted by: Bey at June 18, 2019 07:47 PM (miE9U)

231 229 After two years of Trump Tweets and him now expressing a desire to Tweet their debate, I am pretty sure all the candidates are thinking one thing and are fearful - how do we counter this?

They will want to see the Tweets live and in that moment Trump calls Joey Bidet a silly name, all the candidates will come unhinged trying to trash him.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:46 PM (CSYCT)

Twitter might block his feed.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:47 PM (5AuVV)

232 Ace, you just got name-dropped in EVS's live-stream.

Posted by: holygoat at June 18, 2019 07:47 PM (x82Jj)

233 214
Dear Diary,
More people are in the basement mens room at the Trump rally than at my huge opening book signing. Life isn't fair.

I hate Trump.

Posted by: Jim Asscosta

Perhaps you should hold your next signing in a Costco. I'm thinking next to the bulk mayo.

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2019 07:47 PM (T6t7i)

234 I hear David Caruso is available.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 18, 2019 07:47 PM (JKNZq)

235 The remake was great.

Posted by: Pam Grier at June 18, 2019 07:48 PM (h9UgD)

236 Bruno Lazano?

John Lithgow mixing two of his movie roles from Garp and Buckaroo Banzai?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:48 PM (CSYCT)

237 I just started watching the Ace trailer up top, fricking hilarious. I might violate my rules and go see this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:48 PM (AZxMX)

238 19,000 on RSBN.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:48 PM (5AuVV)

239 I wouldn't have known about their debate other than the comments on the live tweets. When is their debate?

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 07:49 PM (n13/j)

240 After two years of Trump Tweets and him now expressing a desire to Tweet their debate, I am pretty sure all the candidates are thinking one thing and are fearful - how do we counter this?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:46 PM (CSYCT)

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They will want to impeach him on the grounds that his tweets were not available by subpoena 3 days in advance. They will call it "Effectively 100% redacted." and ask what the president was trying to hide.

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 07:49 PM (DuZls)

241 Over 20,000 on RSBN now.

Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

242 Perhaps you should hold your next signing in a Costco. I'm thinking next to the bulk mayo.

Posted by: pep at June 18, 2019 07:47 PM (T6t7i)

Better yet, near the fried fish sample cart!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:49 PM (AZxMX)

243 Perhaps you should hold your next signing in a Costco. I'm thinking next to the bulk mayo.
Posted by: pep at June 18, 2019 07:47 PM (T6t7i)

Hey! Find your own venue!

Costco is mine.....

Posted by: The FAB at June 18, 2019 07:50 PM (Z+IKu)

244 Prepping the dais for PDT!

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:50 PM (5AuVV)

245
Beyonce, circa Crazy in Love, I would not deny her my essence.

Posted by: General Ripper at June 18, 2019 07:50 PM (UFLLM)

246 Twitter might block his feed.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:47 PM (5AuVV)

Win-Win by definition!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 07:50 PM (AZxMX)

247 Costco is mine.....
Posted by: The FAB at June 18, 2019 07:50 PM (Z+IKu)
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Not really.

Posted by: The Chinese Empire at June 18, 2019 07:50 PM (DuZls)

248 Not expecting to see a remake of Cotton Comes To Harlem any time soon.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 18, 2019 07:51 PM (nH6mr)

249 Just spotted a black, bearded dude in the Trump rally audience wearing a MAGA hat and a "Lock Her Up" T-shirt. Also a white dude with a MAGA hat and a "Vote for Pedro" T-shirt, but I haven't decided whether to like him or not.

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2019 07:51 PM (ed8K1)

250 Twitter blocks him?

He calls a live broadcast during the debate to announce that. And then asks the Dems is this who they are?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:51 PM (CSYCT)

251 I wouldn't have known about their debate other than the comments on the live tweets. When is their debate?

You'll have to be more specific.

Commie Clown Mass I or
Commie Clown Mass II?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2019 07:51 PM (ETnOl)

252 Yeah the debates are a two day event.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:52 PM (CSYCT)

253 >>Um, you guys, Beyonce can't really act, though.

I think she was unfairly snubbed for an Oscar for Goldmember.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 07:52 PM (PxX58)

254 You'll have to be more specific.

Commie Clown Mass I or

Commie Clown Mass II?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2019 07:51 PM (ETnOl)

I doubt I would notice a difference.

Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 07:53 PM (n13/j)

255 how do we counter this?

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Didja see that Krystol Bill is seeking ideas to prevent from speaking on the Fourth of July at the Lincoln Memorial? He says that's our Memorial, not his!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 07:53 PM (+y/Ru)

256 Ivanka!

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:54 PM (5AuVV)

257 Dem debates: 6/26 and 6/27

Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 07:54 PM (NtglE)

258 To give the debates a proper stage setting, there needs to be a bright red Fiat 500 on stage also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:54 PM (CSYCT)

259 Kimberly; Tiffany; Don, Jr.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:54 PM (5AuVV)

260 Trump Tweets and him now expressing a desire to Tweet their debate,

We'll need tranquilizer guns for the candidates,
and for AtC.

Posted by: DaveA at June 18, 2019 07:54 PM (FhXTo)

261 Just spotted a black, bearded dude in the Trump rally audience

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2019 07:51 PM (ed8K1)
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As a gratuitous tangent, my son started a job where they made him shave off his beard.

I told him that was racist.

Because I have it on good authority off of Twitter that black men began the beard fad, and that white guys are (you guessed it) appropriating black culture by growing beards.

Posted by: The Chinese Empire at June 18, 2019 07:55 PM (DuZls)

262 Didja see that Krystol Bill is seeking ideas to prevent from speaking on the Fourth of July at the Lincoln Memorial? He says that's our Memorial, not his!
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Trump's going to let the fags hyperventilate right up to the fourth, then he'll give a classy, nonpartisan, patriotic address. Really, he's done this sort of thing so often, you'd think they'd begin to catch on.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 07:55 PM (hjaPQ)

263 Give the Empress the tranquilizer gun.

Win-win.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 07:55 PM (CSYCT)

264 Mike and Karen Pence.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:56 PM (5AuVV)

265 I started as the most I Hate Trump of all the I Hate Trumpers.

I'm eating cashews now because if I start cooking I'll miss some of the rally.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 07:56 PM (fuK7c)

266 Nood

Posted by: ALH at June 18, 2019 07:57 PM (htgmn)

267 Karen Pence is looking high-energy.

Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 07:57 PM (5AuVV)

268 Didja see that Krystol Bill is seeking ideas to prevent from speaking on the Fourth of July at the Lincoln Memorial? He says that's our Memorial, not his!

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Couldn't that have been said of Obama I-Me-My?

Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 07:57 PM (DuZls)

269 -
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Ace, you just got name-dropped in EVS's live-stream.

Posted by: holygoat at June 18, 2019 07:47 PM

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They didn't reveal his proscription meds did they?
No, wait that's CVS. OK, what's EVS?

Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 07:57 PM (RVcmP)

270 Just spotted a black, bearded dude in the Trump rally audience

Posted by: Splunge at June 18, 2019 07:51 PM (ed8K1)

The one with his hair slicked back? I think I saw him in a show about the Miami based Yahweh-bin-Yahweh cult. Seriously, he looks just like him & that guy was wearing a Trump shirt

Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2019 07:57 PM (Izzlo)

271 I doubt I would notice a difference.

Oh, but you would. In one of them, all the other candidates will vow not to make an issue of the ten-year-old sitting on Joe Biden's lap or his apparent stroke twenty minutes in.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2019 07:58 PM (ETnOl)

272 Mike pence is a great guy but sounding "pumped" really isn't his thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 07:59 PM (5aX2M)

273 Capitalism my be the weapon to destroy PC.

Only if Hollywood gets tired of losing money tho.

Can even brain dead zombie UPC's ignore the fact that they make money on un-PC movie and lose their AZZes on the woke crap?

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 18, 2019 08:00 PM (jG5Dt)

274 Can even brain dead zombie UPC's ignore the fact that they make money on un-PC movie and lose their AZZes on the woke crap?

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 18, 2019 08:00 PM (jG5Dt)

It's a mystery!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 18, 2019 08:02 PM (AZxMX)

275 Apparently there is a Dolemite 2019 movie, but it's about the making of the Dolemite films. Eddy Murphy as Rudy Ray Moore, along with Chris Rock, Mike Epps, Wesley Snipes. Maybe old news, dunno.

Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 08:04 PM (RVcmP)

276 153 I tried on assless chaps and experienced the singularity in a profoundly new way.

Posted by: Brie Larson

I also tried assless chaps and much prefer chaps with big asses.

Posted by: Barry at June 18, 2019 08:13 PM (/Fmtj)

277
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But Shaft ain't said nuthin' 'bout her gender ... he's an equal-opportunity ass-whooper.

Apparently, the problem really is that there are no non-violent people in America.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 18, 2019 08:40 PM (FlRtG)

278 Samuel Jackson? No thanks. I'll pass.

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