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Springtime For Hitler, Part 2: Play About the Passionate, Deliriously Sexual Marriage of Bill and Hillary Clinton Closes Early Due to Lack of Interest
Probably just because it was too hot for the bourgeoisie.
The Broadway show "Hillary and Clinton," based on the lives of former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, will end early due to low ticket sales. ... The show is set in a New Hampshire hotel room in 2008, where the fictional couple named Hillary Clinton, played by Laurie Metcalf, and Bill Clinton, played by John Lithgow, discuss the former secretary of state's presidential run and then-Democratic Illinois Sen. Barack Obama's growing success.Oh, it's about discussions. Sexy! No, but really, some reviews of the play were negative because, the reviewer felt, Hillary Clinton was depicted as being "cold" and emotionally brittle -- which we all know can't possibly be true -- and because the play depicted the Clinton's marriage as not as loving as liberals, apparently, believe it to be.
It seems positively ungenerous at this point to have Bill Clinton regurgitate the standard criticisms tossed at his wife during both of her ill-fated campaigns for the presidency -- that she's cold, unemotional, wooden, boring, lacking humanity. Unless, of course, the playwright were going to temper that view by exposing a different side to counter those tired dismissals. Alas, that's not the case, Metcalf's mercurial performance aside. ..What a fucking idiot. Note that her first criticism is that the play offers a standard conventional-wisdom view of Hillary Clinton, and doesn't offer any subversions of that, and the next criticism is that the play doesn't offer what "many of us assume" to be the truth of the Clinton's marriage, instead offering... a subversion of that. Her problem isn't that the play offers "what we all assume" or don't assume, as she has contradictory criticisms along those lines. But in both cases, her criticism is that Hillary and Bill Clinton aren't depicted positively enough. That's her real criticism, which she, like most media liberals, attempts to disguise by talking about other criteria. But her sole criteria of evaluation is, "Did this play spread the progressive propaganda view of the world aggressively enough?" Politicized reviewers, demanding that works of art deliver them properly #Wokefied fantasies. Why not just appoint Rachel Maddow as the nation's official movie, book, and play reviewer? Thanks to J.J. Sefton (and JAS!) for pointing out that this sounds like a Bialystock and Bloom scam.
Perhaps one of the most interesting angles of Hnath's play is that while many of us assume the Clintons have a resilient pact of solidarity and friendship, able to withstand experiences that would break most marriages, the playwright has them living almost separate lives.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 03:49 PM (4RuLv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 18, 2019 03:50 PM (b45DN)
Posted by: steevy at June 18, 2019 03:50 PM (AjVAj)
This make me chuckle.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 03:50 PM (4RuLv)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 03:51 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 18, 2019 03:51 PM (b45DN)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 18, 2019 03:51 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 03:51 PM (mZ/17)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 03:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 18, 2019 03:51 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (iAwUQ)
Posted by: Chelsea at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: josephistan at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (7HtZB)
"Lady MacBeth? That wimp couldn't handle one killing." - Hillary
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (hLRSq)
she's cold, unemotional, wooden, boring, lacking humanity.
Those are her least objectionable features.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (39g3+)
I find it hilarious that a play, which by it's very nature is an adoring tongue bath to it's subjects, does not airbrush all their foibles away and turn them into... trying to think of a good modern romance...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (nRWPy)
Mandatory Huma character inserted for all-girl, or is that all bulldyke, action
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 03:52 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 03:53 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2019 03:53 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: trapper's girl at June 18, 2019 03:53 PM (BQJef)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 03:53 PM (EnZA6)
Why not just appoint Rachel Maddow as the nation's official movie, book, and play reviewer?
Posted by: Ace
Can Do!!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 18, 2019 03:53 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2019 03:53 PM (Dh1wo)
It will be super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at June 18, 2019 03:53 PM (rw1l7)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at June 18, 2019 03:53 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (ujg0T)
I can see her needing the work after Big Bang Theory and The Connors ended, but I didn't think Lithgow needed the work that bad.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (sRczR)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (DuZls)
FDR and Eleanor
Jack and Jackie
Barky and Mooch
Bill and Hill
What is it about Dem prezzies and their wives?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (BWL+E)
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Whereas, in reality they live very close lives, in separate states.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: davo at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (sMLEE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (Ywmji)
Posted by: jmel at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (T9rmq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (ujg0T)
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Only if he does the Commander salute from Third Rock.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 03:54 PM (sRczR)
I don't know, isn't he doing Progresso soup commercials nowadays?
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (cF8AT)
Yeah, the playwright must really hate her to add this in. She won't get four weeks in the White House. Ever again.
Posted by: trev006 at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (wsLdH)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (hLRSq)
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Duh. The Russians.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (sX1BW)
Love Story works for me here. Especially the ending.
Posted by: Grump928(C) is rich in niacin and B vitamins at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (4RuLv)
Posted by: rickb223
He's currently pushing shitty soup.
Posted by: battlewagon at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (MQaPm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (V+bdf)
All the loony left wanted to blow Bill and Barack. Barack, at least, didn't want women to do that.
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 03:56 PM (nRWPy)
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Why not just appoint Rachel Maddow as the nation's official movie, book, and play reviewer?
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Debbie Eats Dallas gets two fists up.
Posted by: Entertainment Section at June 18, 2019 03:56 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 03:56 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (hLRSq)
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MABI: Make Ace's Blog Italican.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 03:56 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2019 03:57 PM (Ywmji)
Having said that, if these two couldn't make it work no one can. The Clintons just suck.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2019 03:57 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 03:57 PM (ivkO2)
Combine Bill, Robert Bentley in Alabama, and Earl Long back in the day and you've actually got Porky's.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 18, 2019 03:57 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 03:57 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 03:57 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at June 18, 2019 03:57 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2019 03:58 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 03:58 PM (DuZls)
This should have been a one man show.
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 03:58 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2019 03:58 PM (6TInh)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 18, 2019 03:58 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2019 03:58 PM (Ywmji)
Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 03:58 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 03:58 PM (DuZls)
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The bladder slings and bollards of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a server of troubles.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2019 03:58
PM (6TInh)
That's a relief
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: RobM1981 at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (fvjiU)
This should have been a one man show.
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 03:58 PM (sX1BW)
It would've been HILARIOUS if he came out in his The World According to Garp outfit and just played it that way.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: dagny
I just threw up in my mouth.
A lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (sRczR)
The whole thing intrigues me tbh. I'd give anything to have been a fly on that wall.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (13CQC)
.........
Well, she could plant a big wet kiss on Bill's lips.
Then we could watch him throw up.
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (v0R5T)
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Holy Crap is that a great idea.
Posted by: Zucker looking to cut costs further at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (qyEI5)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 18, 2019 03:58 PM (Ywmji)
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I got no problem down there, I tell ya.
Posted by: Orange Lives Matter at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (DuZls)
Wow, that last section in italics has apparently flipped all blog posts before into italics, back to the beginning of time.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (Bjx2X)
(a) How did is start on Broadway? This is the kind of show that does its pre-Broadway run in Williamstown or Nashua and dies there, quietly and out of sight.
(ii) Ha Ha!
(3) Whoever lost $4 mm holding this porridge up on stilts has to be exactly the kind of person who deserves to lose $4 mm.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 18, 2019 04:00 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 18, 2019 04:00 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 18, 2019 03:58 PM (sm6Pk)
Me too, but I suspect Hillary's still holding out hope to be the compromise candidate for 2020 after the bloodletting in the Democrat primaries.
Notice that she's still in the news. She hasn't given up; she's just biden (SWIDT?) her time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:00 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at June 18, 2019 04:00 PM (4RuLv)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2019 04:01 PM (Dh1wo)
The Producers!!
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at June 18, 2019 04:01 PM (4RuLv)
Posted by: Here's a review at June 18, 2019 04:01 PM (UgCsJ)
(a) How did is start on Broadway? This is the kind of show that does its pre-Broadway run in Williamstown or Nashua and dies there, quietly and out of sight.
(ii) Ha Ha!
(3) Whoever lost $4 mm holding this porridge up on stilts has to be exactly the kind of person who deserves to lose $4 mm.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (fuK7c)
4.2 M?
You'd have to pay me at least 3 times as much just to watch it.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 18, 2019 04:01 PM (sm6Pk)
This should have been a one man show.
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 03:58 PM (sX1BW)
Lithgow played the former tight end who became a tranny in 'The World According to GARP'. So, yeah, you're right: Lithgow has the range.
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2019 04:01 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:01 PM (nLUpf)
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THIS IS WHERE WE ARE AS A COUNTRY NOW
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at June 18, 2019 04:01 PM (Wws74)
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 04:01 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:01 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:02 PM (AzW6q)
Is Lithgow wearing a fake nose that looks like a carrot?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 18, 2019 04:02 PM (Bjx2X)
The Producers!!
Posted by: Roberta Muldoon at June 18, 2019 04:01 PM (4RuLv)
Springtime for Hillary, and America!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:02 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Roscoe at June 18, 2019 04:02 PM (QxMUy)
The Broadway show "Hillary and Clinton," based on the lives of former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, will end early due to low ticket sales.
...
I don't know how this can be possible when the two love birds have a 35 million followers on Twitter.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:02 PM (TAmPV)
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OMG
people gave away 291K to see similcra of Bill and Hillary in a hotel room arguing?
Its like paying to go to Hell.
Posted by: simplemind at June 18, 2019 04:02 PM (qyEI5)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 18, 2019 04:02 PM (4ErVI)
And Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.
Posted by: m at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (5AuVV)
Posted by: Pete in TX at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (nLUpf)
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OMG
people gave away 291K to see similcra of Bill and Hillary in a hotel room arguing?
Its like paying to go to Hell.
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Tell me about it...
Posted by: chelsea at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (qyEI5)
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (nRWPy)
That word, allowed, basically is the whole of why the left hates Trump so much
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (EnZA6)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (DuZls)
It's like "Evita" only instead of the gho0st of Che Guevara telling the story-
it's the ghost of Webb Hubble.
And there's more Depends.
Lots more Depends.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (r1/AF)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:01 PM (nLUpf)
But it would be cheaper to see the play than go to a doctor when you have an erection lasting for more than four hours.
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (nLUpf)
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From what I can tell, any older successful man in Hollywood could play Bill by method-acting.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (sX1BW)
I don't know how this can be possible when the two love birds have a 35 million followers on Twitter.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:02 PM (TAmPV)
Can you fit more than one bot in a seat?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (BWL+E)
Okay, what am I missing here? There is nothing fictional about Bill and Hill. Science fiction maybe, horror certainly, but fictional?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (kUmUV)
Who played the bollard?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (YslsA)
You know who.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (nLUpf)
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 04:05 PM (nRWPy)
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Who played the bollard?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM
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That hurt.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at June 18, 2019 04:05 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 18, 2019 04:05 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (BWL+E)
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Damn bots! It's the Jews!!
Posted by: John Cusack at June 18, 2019 04:05 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Max Bialystock, King of Broadway at June 18, 2019 04:05 PM (MQaPm)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 18, 2019 04:05 PM (6/uwW)
The word "couple". A fictional couple.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 04:05 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (YslsA)
You know who.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (TAmPV)
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Hitler?
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:06 PM (DuZls)
Why not just appoint Rachel Maddow as the nation's official movie, book, and play reviewer?
Posted by: Ace
Can Do!!
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at June 18, 2019 03:53 PM (aKsyK)
We don't need more than one, after all.
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 04:06 PM (xjiRE)
people gave away 291K to see similcra of Bill and Hillary in a hotel room arguing?
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As a 3D movie, dodging thrown lamps would be kinda cool
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 18, 2019 04:06 PM (Wws74)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2019 04:06 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (kUmUV)
I think he means fictional as a 'couple'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 18, 2019 04:06 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM
LOL! Well played! Her drunkenness was probably thinking, fuck I was in MN and IL like two weeks ago, that's close enough.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 18, 2019 04:06 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: RickZ at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (Y8PSl)
Less painful, too. I understand that Doctors (Dicktors?) will do a little blood letting to calm the tumescent organ.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 18, 2019 04:06 PM (Wws74)
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I definitely wouldn't go as an audience participation performance.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (DuZls)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ve72e3
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (hjaPQ)
What an imagination THAT writer had.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (Jzd7W)
In that, all who have watched are now physically and emotionally unable to have sex, or even masturbate, for that matter.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (v0R5T)
It is such a shame -- that their Commie Utopian Icon shares a name with the real Hillary, a woman that is vicious and cold, a deceiving criminal who shows no compassion for those she fleeces, or for the country she betrays. She actually cackles when she causes the death of others (we came we saw America died ... cackle cackle)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 18, 2019 04:03 PM (YslsA)
You know who.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (TAmPV)
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Hitler?
Posted by: Axeman
Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 04:08 PM (sRczR)
Audiences would probably find them more sympathetic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:08 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 18, 2019 04:08 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:08 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 18, 2019 04:08 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM
LOL! Well played! Her drunkenness was probably thinking, fuck I was in MN and IL like two weeks ago, that's close enough.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 18, 2019 04:06 PM (H4VdJ)
When you've seen one frozen hick, you've seen them all. *hic.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:08 PM (m79Dg)
Who was supposed to be the audience? My guess is they were going for the fair minded, down the line crowd in NY that wanted to learn and have their own views challenged.
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:08 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:08 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (nLUpf)
... trying to think of a good modern romance...
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Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Have to say that is all I can even imagine with the two of them.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (DuZls)
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You'd shake too if you just got word that you are the surety on a billion dollar coke transit that got busted.
Posted by: Angie M at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (UgCsJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ve72e3
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Grand Mal?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (sRczR)
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: davo at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (sMLEE)
.......
That's not OT. She's doing her hILLRY o O impression.
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)
Where did I leave that contract?
Posted by: Beelzebub at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (4RuLv)
The forlorn shoe so poignantly left behind on the curb.
*sigh*
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (rw1l7)
Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at June 18, 2019 04:08 PM (hKi6n)
It could be, if they got Alec Baldwin to play Madcow.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (m79Dg)
"This is Just His Lifestyle" Says Keith Raniere's Lawyer About Satanic Child-Trafficking Client.
NXIVM cult leader Keith Raniere’s child sex trafficking trial saw fireworks at the end as his attorney tried to paint Raniere’s Satanic child trafficking as a “lifestyle” that should be protected.
“The word ‘cult’ has come up a few times. I don’t think that helps you,” Raniere’s lawyer said, noting that “the conduct, looked at objectively, is pretty out there. But that doesn’t make it a crime.”
https://tinyurl.com/y64cape2
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:10 PM (cF8AT)
fair minded and nyc, lol
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 04:10 PM (nRWPy)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ve72e3
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (hjaPQ)
Holy shit. She's doing the full Hillary. I've never seen the like in my life.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:10 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Jean Paul Sartre at June 18, 2019 04:10 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (hjaPQ)
Comments are disabled for this video. Gee; What a surprise.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 04:10 PM (ivkO2)
Anyone remember when/why that one pic of them all lovey on the beach circulated?
Posted by: jhawk90 at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (Xvo1a)
Thanks for reminding us.
*puts hand over mouth*
*runs to bathroom*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:10 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Curmudgeon
I've heard he did a pretty good job as Churchill in The Crown series.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 18, 2019 04:10 PM (myjNJ)
I was literally crying when 'Hillary' did her big signature piece, "Old Man Liver"!
Posted by: andycanuck at June 18, 2019 04:10 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Axeman
Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 04:08 PM (sRczR)
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Sounds like a pretty small role for the guy who once played the Deathstar.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:10 PM (DuZls)
Grand Mal?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (sRczR)
Putin cocktail
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:11 PM (TAmPV)
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When you've seen one frozen hick, you've seen them all.
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We called 'em hicksicles.
Posted by: Really, Actually, Hillary at June 18, 2019 04:11 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 04:11 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
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Wow! I didn't go to medical school but her later statement of "Im fine." doesn't seem to match reality.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 18, 2019 04:11 PM (Y4EXg)
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Holy crap. She looked very close to going down like a sack of Hillary.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)
The forlorn shoe so poignantly left behind on the curb.
*sigh*
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM (rw1l7)
And Princess Unibrow searched high and low to find the matching shoe belonging to her dream cow.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:11 PM (m79Dg)
The forlorn shoe so poignantly left behind on the curb.
After midnight the van turned into a pumpkin.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:11 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 04:04 PM (sX1BW)
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Shut it down, it's been won.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (EnZA6)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ve72e3
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Kuru
Posted by: now that's quite the neurological symptom at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (757AT)
Posted by: ShainS -- There are but two Parties now: Traitors and Patriots at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (p/ryN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:11 PM (BWL+E)
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*Looks*
*Turns*
Posted by: Eric Clapton at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (DuZls)
people gave away 291K to see similcra of Bill and Hillary in a hotel room arguing?
Its like paying to go to Hell.
Posted by: simplemind
Hell's Bells
https://www.imdb.com/review/rw2035887
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (aKsyK)
She claimed she was dehydrated.
I've been dehydrated. I never starting shaking like I was having a grand mal seizure.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (PxX58)
CNN is supported by WOKE corporation leaders who make poor business decisions to advertise there, because of WOKEness.
While their ratings tank at a historical pace.
Yet they are allowed to continue broadcasting jibberish, nonsense, and the Leftie lie-line. Therefore, something other than the profit motive is driving CNN programming decisions.
And the corporate officers of CNN and their parent are making that decision.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 04:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (v0R5T)
She was modeling a little number from the Omar the Tentmaker collection.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:13 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 18, 2019 04:13 PM (6/uwW)
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Holy crap. She looked very close to going down like a sack of Hillary.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)
She either needs a fix of a baby sacrifice, or she's got Kuru Disease from all the cannibalism.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:13 PM (m79Dg)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ve72e3
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (hjaPQ)
Reminds me of Scanners! HER HEADS 'BOUT TA 'SPLODE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnp1jfLhtck
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 18, 2019 04:13 PM (wtvvX)
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Sounds like a pretty small role for the guy who once played the Deathstar.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:10 PM
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4 hours with the girdle crew every morning.
Posted by: Brian D. at June 18, 2019 04:13 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Curmudgeon
I've heard he did a pretty good job as Churchill in The Crown series.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 18, 2019 04:10 PM (myjNJ)
He DID. And that was one reason to keep Netflix for a while longer.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (ujg0T)
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That wasn't just her Nancy Pelosi impression?
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: John Bigboote' at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (WRhnL)
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (BbGew)
Where's a bollard when you need one?
I had read about that but not seen it. She says she was fine after three glasses of water.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (KP5rU)
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Isn't one of her friends in the EU always stumbling? Forget his name, but everyone figures he is always drunk.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (MIKMs)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ve72e3
Who's that standing next to her? Is that the long-sought Steiner?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (Jzd7W)
___________________
Yep. Bill has had a steady girlfriend for years now. To claim their lives are "almost" separate is a joke. They probably don't spend more than a few minutes together each year, and that's only for the cameras.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 03:59 PM (fuK7c)
They'd have made more with a hillary dunk the drunk hillary dunk tank and pin the STD on the rapist jackass at Trump rallies.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (t6MX/)
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Yeah let the poor guy go
Posted by: Ed Gein at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (Wws74)
Sounds like a pretty small role for the guy who once played the Deathstar.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:10 PM (DuZls)
He likes doing cameos in off Broadway stuff.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (EnZA6)
Elvis?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM (2LelM)
The high in Berlin today was 87 so maybe, it's possible. A lot hotter than Hillary in NYC.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM (4RuLv)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM (hdzef)
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Holy crap. She looked very close to going down like a sack of Hillary.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)
She either needs a fix of a baby sacrifice, or she's got Kuru Disease from all the cannibalism.
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something something embrace power "and".
Posted by: now that's quite the neurological symptom at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM (/WMwm)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM (JgA4k)
DC is happy and gay!
Whores lining up around the blocks
He'll put cigars inside her box
Springtime for Clinton and Arkansas!
Winter for Bush 1 and Quayleeeee
Touring the place with Socks the cat
Might wanna put some ice on that
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (Jzd7W)
Angela Merkel shook uncontrollably during a ceremony today. The video is striking.
Late stage TDS.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (KP5rU)
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Yeah let the poor guy go
Posted by: Ed Gein at June 18, 2019 04:14 PM (Wws74)
Who hasn't raped a child to pay homage to Satan? Who?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (m79Dg)
Angela Merkel shook uncontrollably during a ceremony today. The video is striking.
Trump is teaching her a lesson for criticizing him at Harvard.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (BWL+E)
Am I the only one who found Merkel's twerking sexy?
Posted by: Regular joe at June 18, 2019 04:13 PM (6/uwW)
If you ain't twerkin', you ain't workin'. Back to work Angie.
Posted by: Vlad Pooty Poot at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (t6MX/)
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Visiting president of the Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (EnZA6)
Elvis?
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True story. Elvis never performed in Europe cuz Col Parker, his manager, was an illegal alien from the Netherlands and was afraid the US wouldn't let him return if he left the country.
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM (2LelM)
Makes YOU queasy?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 18, 2019 04:17 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM
Shook me all night long.... I denounce myself!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 18, 2019 04:17 PM (H4VdJ)
DC is happy and gay!
Whores lining up around the blocks
He'll put cigars inside her box
Springtime for Clinton and Arkansas!
Winter for Bush 1 and Quayleeeee
Touring the place with Socks the cat
Might wanna put some ice on that
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (oZ6kz)
I can't stop laughing
Posted by: Ladyl at June 18, 2019 04:17 PM (TdMsT)
That is a point we need our best speakers bringing up more often, how leftist politics has become messianic, how they have tried to turn their leaders into prophets and icons, and how the reality often falls far short of the hype.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 18, 2019 04:17 PM (J+mig)
It probably didn't help that approximately every fifth line from "Bill Clinton" was, "What IS that smell?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2019 04:17 PM (80Uh3)
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mixed viff zee powdered adrenochrome!!!
Posted by: Angie M at June 18, 2019 04:17 PM (Vh/UQ)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM (hdzef)
That gives me an idea. Any chance of having the pitch meeting guy do the pitch meeting for this play?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 18, 2019 04:17 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 04:17 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM (2LelM)
Me, too Every time.
Posted by: Huma at June 18, 2019 04:17 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (m79Dg)
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Ya got me.
Posted by: Spirit-Cookin' John Pederasta at June 18, 2019 04:18 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (BWL+E)
That voodoo is powerful stuff.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:18 PM (Jzd7W)
Visiting president of the Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (hjaPQ)
Does Ukraine have any Jews left for the two of them to take care of?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:18 PM (BWL+E)
Who's she kidding? She wasn't dehydrated. That's ridiculous.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:16 PM (Jzd7W)
If I was dehydrated, I would fall out, get my water and be done with it. That is the tremble of someone struggling to stay in control and is hiding it, poorly.
Posted by: Vlad Pooty Poot at June 18, 2019 04:18 PM (t6MX/)
You know what? Typically if someone said something like "I bet so-and-so who I don't like is a child-eating ritual cannibal," I'd scoff and think "Yeah, right... ok, dude."
But in Hillary's case, I'm open to being convinced. Like, if someone had proof it happened, I'd be all: "Yeah, it makes sense. I could see that."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:18 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 04:18 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM (hdzef)
You should try Porn Hub. You'd be surprised at what sick people will watch.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:18 PM (m79Dg)
It's Wolodymyr Selenski, the -- somebody hold JackStraw down! -- President of Ukraine.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 04:19 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 04:19 PM (4RuLv)
"A frightening moment his week for First Lady Hillary Clinton: her plane en route to the former Soviet Union was forced to make an emergency landing when it was discovered that a frayed wire in the engine was causing a serious malfunction.
"The President was said to be furious, and demanded an immediate investigation into what went wrong with "Operation Frayed Wire."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 18, 2019 04:19 PM (nH6mr)
You know what? Typically if someone said something like "I bet so-and-so who I don't like is a child-eating ritual cannibal," I'd scoff and think "Yeah, right... ok, dude."
But in Hillary's case, I'm open to being convinced. Like, if someone had proof it happened, I'd be all: "Yeah, it makes sense. I could see that."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:18 PM (AzW6q)
Nah, you're thinking of podesta. Have you seen his taste in art?
Posted by: Someguy at June 18, 2019 04:19 PM (EV0u2)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 18, 2019 04:19 PM (Cus5s)
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Might be Zelig. He has a way of showing up in pictures.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:19 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: MerKelis at June 18, 2019 04:20 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 04:19 PM (fuK7c)
Jack's off today.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 04:20 PM (t6MX/)
.......
That can only mean the little Alien will be popping out of her chest, soon.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 18, 2019 04:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM (hdzef)
You should try Porn Hub. You'd be surprised at what sick people will watch.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
They'll watch it. But they ain't paying for it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 04:20 PM (sRczR)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:18 PM (m79Dg)
Angela Does Aachen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:20 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 18, 2019 04:20 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: golfman at June 18, 2019 04:21 PM (zAmE9)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 18, 2019 04:17 PM (JFO2v)
The almost world famous limerick writer, Muldoon?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:21 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 04:21 PM (4RuLv)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at June 18, 2019 04:21 PM (ls99H)
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One of the Ukraine presidents was poisoned -- nasty stuff that cratered his face. Timoshenko, maybe?
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 18, 2019 04:21 PM (MIKMs)
So. it's a lot of "coffee boy" stuff .. and phone throwing. That could have been funny.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:21 PM (weya0)
Posted by: Max Power at June 18, 2019 04:21 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 18, 2019 04:22 PM (4RuLv)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at June 18, 2019 04:21 PM (ls99H)
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Yeah, that title puzzles me as well. Unless they wanted the title to make you mainly think of "Hillary Clinton".
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:22 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at June 18, 2019 04:21 PM (ls99H)
Or Rodham and Clinton, you would have thought.
I would have titled it, The Shitheads, myself.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:22 PM (weya0)
So Frau Gruppencankles was depicted as being cold and emotionally brittle and the Clinton's marriage was depicted as an unloving marriage. How dare they!
It should have been more like the film Primary Colors, which depicted Hillary as being cold and emotionally brittle and their marriage was depicted as an unlovi.... hang on....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 04:22 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 18, 2019 04:21 PM (MIKMs)
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Yushchenko. The Russkis are normally awesome at poison, but they fouled that right up. Maybe they subbed it out to the Ukies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:22 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 18, 2019 04:20 PM (JgA4k)
Wouldn't Bill need a shit load of coke to pull that off? And Viagra?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:23 PM (m79Dg)
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Polonium love tap.
Posted by: No disputin Vlad Putin at June 18, 2019 04:23 PM (UgCsJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:23 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:22 PM (cF8AT)
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"Mr President! Is the Devil coming for your soul any time soon?"
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:23 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 04:23 PM (4RuLv)
Well, you KNEW it wouldn't be "Hillary and Dick."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:23 PM (Jzd7W)
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Hillary never did dick.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (DuZls)
I would have titled it, The Shitheads, myself.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:22 PM (weya0)
Dude, Where's My Presidency?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2019 04:15 PM
What do you think how Huma feels?
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:23 PM (Jzd7W)
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Hillary and Dick Morris?
Patent it, Jay - you've discovered mental ipecac.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (AzW6q)
Now I'm almost curious about it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: TrivialPursue
And to split the take.
Posted by: JT at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (QiPrd)
You know who else shook uncontrollably in Berlin? Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (EnZA6)
The Reichstag building?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:25 PM (Jzd7W)
"almost"
They haven't cohabitated since Hillary left the WH early to run for Senate.
When she won, she purchased a huge Kalorama mansion - dubbed "White Haven" - where she and her mother lived. Hell, she even threw herself a new house party, weeks before being sworn in as Senator, where guests could purchase her furnishings off of her registry. Yes, she didn't even pay to furnish her $6million mansion.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 04:25 PM (bDqIh)
Hmm, what rhymes with bollard?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Collared?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 04:25 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 04:25 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Pope Wocjtyla at June 18, 2019 04:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Hang onto the bollard he hollered.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 18, 2019 04:25 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (JgA4k)
All of it...
Posted by: Timon at June 18, 2019 04:25 PM (dKm4U)
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Normally I'd do the Mr. Owl joke here . . . let's find out one, two ,
but yeech. . .
Posted by: simplemind at June 18, 2019 04:25 PM (qyEI5)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (kUV8s)
The band should have played that song again. And again ... like the Little Richard scene in Mystery, Alaska/
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (weya0)
A rotten play that was a guaranteed failure. They should have gotten Roger DeBris to direct it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Max Power at June 18, 2019 04:21 PM (q177U)
There's been a logarithmic increase in dicks in Berkeley women's bathrooms since the current transgender craze.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (Jzd7W)
Hmm, what rhymes with bollard?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Collared?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 04:25 PM (t6MX/)
Oooh, or 'collard'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (ls99H)
He's had a series of steady girlfriends since leaving the WH. I recall he was traveling around with some Canadian millionaires for years in the early 2000's.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: West at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Angela Twerkel at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Vlad Pooty Poot at June 18, 2019 04:18 PM (t6MX/)
looked to me like something was trying to get out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Huma, the human sybian?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (t6MX/)
Objection, assumes facts not in evidence..
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: David Fwench at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (yhf6w)
Lollard, but I don't think Hillary is much into religious devotion and reading the Bible.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 04:28 PM (PxX58)
Posted by: Angela Twerkel at June 18, 2019 04:28 PM (DuZls)
Gets driven around in a hearse
Ran into a bollard
Prefers her greens collard
That's why there's hot sauce in her purse
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 04:28 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Worc1 at June 18, 2019 04:28 PM (+uDPK)
Why would you change your view of an actor based on a play you didn't see?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (fuK7c)
I like to imagine she's commando.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (4RuLv)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (TAmPV)
perfect
Posted by: Avi at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (kSq2k)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (PxX58)
I don't think Hillary is much into religious devotion and reading the Bible.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (ivkO2)
A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing. - Proverbs 9:13
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Angela Twerkel at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (t6MX/)
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Grand Mal?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 04:09 PM
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Nah, the usual. Had a Kohl's, Sbarro's, etc.
Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:24 PM (DuZls)
At least once. OK. That could have been a turkey baster.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM (bDqIh)
He gets them at a bulk discount from the NXIVM gift store.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (weya0)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (BWL+E)
This is about me, isn't it.
Posted by: Alexandra Ocrazio CoTits at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Timon at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (bDqIh)
"South Side With You: Cover Me, I'm Going Out for a Newspaper"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (Jzd7W)
the highly sexual Hillary Clinton be portrayed as anything other then
'hawt'...?
Posted by: David Fwench at June 18, 2019 04:27 PM (yhf6w)
retweet
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:26 PM
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Yes, but he claims didn't do anything. It appears that he defended his son attacking his mother. And she went to court and said that he hit her and it turned into a big "he said, she said" kodak moment.
Not sure what is going on but, he was not vetted well and whoever told Trump to nominate him did not do their homework.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (4RuLv)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (m79Dg)
And it was Web Hubbell's.
Posted by: Timon at June 18, 2019 04:31 PM (dKm4U)
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Honey, you should zee my DNA!
Posted by: Angie M at June 18, 2019 04:31 PM (qyEI5)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 04:31 PM (bDqIh)
http://archive.is/DzlUv
Posted by: jummy at June 18, 2019 04:31 PM (a3j0Z)
Pretty funny. After about a minute he slowly looks over at her.
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)
You know who else shook uncontrollably in Berlin?
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (EnZA6)
Nick Rivers?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 18, 2019 04:31 PM (5l6gb)
Not sure what is going on but, he was not vetted well and whoever told Trump to nominate him did not do their homework.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 04:30 PM (JUOKG)
His mother took her own son to court? How old was the son when this happened?
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:32 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:32 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 04:32 PM (RD7QR)
84.30 +2.19 (+2.67%)
At close: 4:00PM EDT
See, you guys should have bought Nike like Joe said.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 04:32 PM (4RuLv)
I like to imagine she's commando.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (4RuLv)
That would be awesome.
It would also be awesome to watch the same media that extols the virtues of trannies go into high Victorian dudgeon after that happens
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2019 04:32 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (EnZA6)
Nick Rivers?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 18, 2019 04:31 PM (5l6gb)
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But I understand he straightened the rug.
Posted by: Axeman at June 18, 2019 04:32 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 18, 2019 04:32 PM (FiUMj)
Web Hubbell has a(nother) daughter - look at her side-by-side with Chelsea. More convincing than the Chelsea-Web comparisons.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 04:32 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 04:25 PM (t6MX/)
Oooh, or 'collard'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Mmmmmmm. Collard greens, ham, beans, corn bread.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 04:32 PM (sRczR)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:33 PM (weya0)
Posted by: Max Power at June 18, 2019 04:33 PM (q177U)
Pretty funny. After about a minute he slowly looks over at her.
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)
You can just see the thought bubble above her head: "For Chrissake, would you hurry up and finish the effing song?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:33 PM (Jzd7W)
-- Max to Leo Bloom (would also work as a line from Bill to Hillary)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 04:33 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 04:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)
His mother took her own son to court? How old was the son when this happened?
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eh, I din't bother to read it. but kid was 17 and I don't think it was his mom, I think it was a second wife.
Posted by: simplemind at June 18, 2019 04:33 PM (qyEI5)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:33 PM (weya0)
She looked like Mt. St. Helens about to blow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:33 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 04:34 PM (nRWPy)
When we conspire to conceive!
Posted by: Hillary!!!! at June 18, 2019 04:34 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
I saw the original called Nicolae and Elena, a Love Story.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at June 18, 2019 04:34 PM (/Fmtj)
He's currently pushing shitty soup.
Posted by: battlewagon at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (MQaPm)
Does EVERY thread have to be a Pete Buttgiggity thread?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 18, 2019 04:34 PM (80Uh3)
Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Bill has legit charisma.
I've met him and it's as real as his current skin cancer. It's like a light and heat radiating from him.
Some actors have the same thing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 04:34 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 04:34 PM (FiUMj)
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Hillary is the least interesting part of Bill's life.
There is a lot of good material there to mine.
Though in fairness, the stage is probably not the best entertainment format.
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 04:34 PM (sX1BW)
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Oxnard. Retard. Mollard. Mallard. Ballard. Blezzard. Placard. Plesard....
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2019 04:34 PM (2LelM)
http://archive.is/DzlUv
Posted by: jummy at June 18, 2019 04:31 PM (a3j0Z)
A desperate idiot facing a deadline.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (RD7QR)
The play shows Cankles as cold and brittle? It might be entertaining!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:32 PM (cF8AT)
The son was 17 - and it wasn't the mother that took him to court, it was the Police who arrested him after he fractured his mother's skull with a baseball bat, and she was laid out on the floor in a pool of blood. But Shanahan said it was all her fault.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (Kpl3J)
The proles would not go due to class envy. It was a play without an audience.
Posted by: Delurking Cynic at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (z2xIo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (yWXpx)
You know who else shook uncontrollably in Berlin?
Posted by: Archer at June 18, 2019 04:12 PM (EnZA6)
.......
David Hasselhoff?
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)
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Holy crap. She looked very close to going down like a sack of Hillary.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)
She either needs a fix of a baby sacrifice, or she's got Kuru Disease from all the cannibalism.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male
I'd say Barack slipped her something during their secret meeting. We know it wasn't dick.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1997 at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (PxX58)
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Oxnard. Retard. Mollard. Mallard. Ballard. Blezzard. Placard. Plesard....
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 18, 2019 04:34 PM (2LelM)
Jon Luc Picard.
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (cF8AT)
Initially, in that Merkel video, I thought she was going to blast off. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:33 PM (weya0)
I thought an alien life form was going to burst out of her stomach.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM
Ask Mick Jagger. One of the ugliest dudes to ever walk the planet but he's seen more ass than the ladies room at Tiffany's.
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (H4VdJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (PxX5
I literally LOL'd!
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (cF8AT)
I've met him and it's as real as his current skin cancer. It's like a light and heat radiating from him.
I have heard that. Have a friend who met him at a DC party, and she hates him, but she was shocked at how easily he charmed her. "Lizzy, when he looks at you it's like you're the only one in the room! And you know how much I hate him!"
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (bDqIh)
For men not as much - I dunno, if Margaret Thatcher just picked you out of the crowd and wanted to bang, I think most guys would have? At least those who live a Horde compliant lifestyle.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ve72e3
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (hjaPQ)
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Wow. Dyskinesia. Not really choreiform...Parkinson's? I dunno. More than likely, she just needs an exorcism.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (ClOmq)
Should've cast Candace Bergen in the role.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:32 PM (cF8AT)
17. And apparently Shanahan suggested that the woman (his ex) had badgered him for hours and hours. No excuse. But she did take her own son to court so you can see how the dynamics were a disaster.
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (nRWPy)
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Whaaaaa? Nah bruh. Say what you will about him, he's not a hideous looking man. In younger days he was a good looking dude, and as others said, has charisma, charm, whatever you want to call it. You don't have to like someone to acknowledge their strengths.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Picric at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (q/srl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (CSYCT)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 18, 2019 04:37 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (Kpl3J)
His son is Al Capone?
Posted by: DR.WTF at June 18, 2019 04:37 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at June 18, 2019 04:37 PM (ls99H)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (NFEMn)
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I find him hideously boring and over rated. And felt like this long before I cared about his politics. See also Bob Dylan.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 04:37 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (bDqIh)
I met someone a few years ago who attended a wedding the Clintons also attended. He said when you looked at them it was obvious they loved each other very much.
THAT is good acting.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 04:37 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:37 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: G marks the spot at June 18, 2019 04:37 PM (r6yPR)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (TAmPV)
An arab "refugee".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:38 PM (weya0)
Posted by: Sponge at June 18, 2019 04:29 PM
Ask Mick Jagger. One of the ugliest dudes to ever walk the planet but he's seen more ass than the ladies room at Tiffany's.
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Bill's past isn't exactly a bunch of supermodel quality women.
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 04:38 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (nRWPy)
Ok, I'm getting conflicting reports. It was her son...it wasn't her son...it was her son.
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 04:38 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2019 04:38 PM (yWXpx)
Reset every. single. record. in girls sports. Not by a little. By a margin that almost none of the males can reach either.
Across every sport.
Races need to be an embarrassing spectacle. Get them to lap other racers.
Let's not have this conversation about boys in girls sports based on some soy boys who can't compete very well on the boys side so they switch. Let's have this conversation based upon crystal clear examples of exactly how big this performance gap is.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2019 04:38 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 18, 2019 04:37 PM (wYseH)
Was he laughing when he said that?
"Ha, gotcha, had ya goin' there for a minute!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (Jzd7W)
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Really? If Helen Thomas had a handle of value rite she would have be able to bed half the horde on week nite, and the other half on a Friday or Saturday. Go ahead and protest your virtue all you want, but as soon as she had her teeth out you'd all be ready to go . . .
Posted by: changed my nick for self preservation at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (vlI2h)
Posted by: Worc1 at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (+uDPK)
Then you see who he really is and what he believes in, and he's just another fraud.
I don't like Obama, but I can see how people were taken in by him.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 04:38 PM (nRWPy)
I believe the ny Mets are looking into that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (yWXpx)
But Shanahan said it was all her fault.
Posted by: Tom Servo
She didn't duck.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (sRczR)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 04:32 PM (bDqIh)
Holy shit they could be twins. I always believed the rumor but this nails it. Chelsea is not Bill's daughter.
Posted by: Timon at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: IC at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:35 PM (TAmPV)
I was thinking more like Men in Black, when the giant cockroach rips off the fake human skin he's wearing.
"397 I don't see how we get anyone better in Germany."
Oh I'm not so sure about that. Random numbers out of a phonebook?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (Kpl3J)
So, your friend yearns to be alone in rooms ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (weya0)
It's already a done deal. Merkel has stepped down as the party chairman and the new girl, AKK, will become Chancelor sooner or later.
I'll look up AKK, they just call her that the way we say AOC.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (fuK7c)
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I too love my ATM.
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 04:37 PM (FiUMj)
Oh Mercy is one solid track after another.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2019 04:40 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:40 PM (cF8AT)
Hmm, what rhymes with bollard?
Lollard?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2019
*
*
. . .
Collard, as in greens?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 04:40 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (sX1BW)
I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth once in a while (Groucho)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 18, 2019 04:41 PM (yWXpx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (ClOmq)
..........
Most pron stars are way too good looking for that role.
Or so my friends have told me.
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2019 04:41 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 04:41 PM (CSYCT)
It's a not so well kept secret up in the Westchester area they largely don't live together. Many people can also tell you the name of a certain woman who comes over to see Bill on a pretty regular basis.
Seeing is not always believing.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:41 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 18, 2019 04:41 PM (w7KSn)
Clinton has the charisma of a predator, which is perfectly legitimate.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:42 PM (weya0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 04:42 PM (CSYCT)
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Does Monica put in any appearance, perhaps as a
dream or fantasy of Bill's? I can think of a number of pr0n stars who
could handle that role.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 04:36 PM (ClOmq)
..........
Most pron stars are way too good looking for that role.
Or so my friends have told me.
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:41 PM
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Here's my card.
Posted by: Lindsey Lohan's Agent at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (RVcmP)
Lollard?
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2019
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The Lollards were 14th century proto-Protestants
Posted by: JoeF. at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (NFEMn)
Someone who throws solid objects at her husbands head should never be called unemotional. Frigid yes, unemotional, no.
Posted by: Worc1 at June 18, 2019 04:28 PM (+uDPK)
"I owe you an apology, colonel. I always thought that you were a cold, unimaginative, tight-lipped officer. But you're really quite emotional, aren't you? "
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (sX1BW)
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Vicious, corrupt, lying, sociopathic, meglamaniacal, drunken, incompetent . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (w54mS)
Posted by: trapper's girl at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (BQJef)
Story I find her in today is saying that we have to pay the climate change costs now, we can't keep pushing them into the future.
This is the leader of the convserative party and the next Kanzlerin.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (fuK7c)
I thought an alien life form was going to burst out of her stomach.
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One of her 'little brown babies' was due. (Murder on Orient Express, creepy character played by Ingrid Bergman.)
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (MIKMs)
Lord, no! She was just amazed that she had heard he was charming, mentally prepared herself to ignore it, and then experienced it and understood what the hype was about.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2019 04:44 PM (I2/tG)
Then you see who he really is and what he believes in, and he's just another fraud.
I don't like Obama, but I can see how people were taken in by him.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (VpIIl)
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Ever see Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? Obama was on one of the episodes and yeah he's got a pretty good sense of humor. They didn't talk politics at all, just regular stuff, and Obama came across as a guy you could hang out with. I think if everyone (on both sides) were honest with themselves, they'd acknowledge, most of the people on the other side, aren't the devils we want to believe they are.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 04:44 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: tomorrow's trends today at June 18, 2019 04:44 PM (xTFXi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 18, 2019 04:44 PM (ClOmq)
sterile for his entire life, which is why he's never had to worry about
any children as a result of his playing around.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)
So the question is, did Hillary bang Web Hubbel or was it the turkey baster?
Posted by: Timon at June 18, 2019 04:44 PM (dKm4U)
He wasn't bad looking when younger. Someone suggested below that he has a lot of charisma and of course he has a lot of money.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2019 04:44 PM (ivkO2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 04:45 PM (CSYCT)
Yeah, no.
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 04:45 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)
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WHAAAAAAAA?
Posted by: Chelsea at June 18, 2019 04:45 PM (FiUMj)
Obviously. That's why Bill spends so much time with his whores.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 04:46 PM (oVJmc)
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someone hack Merkel's bluetooth enabled butt plug?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM
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And set it to "Funkytown".
Posted by: irright at June 18, 2019 04:46 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 18, 2019 04:46 PM (C1Lsn)
Gosh - whoever could have gotten that idea?
Bill apparently spends a lot of time at the Clinton Presidential Library in Little Rock - he has a nice apartment on the top floor, and a number of local cougars willing to service him, far, far away from the national news media.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2019 04:46 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:46 PM (Jzd7W)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 04:46 PM (CSYCT)
Story I find her in today is saying that we have to pay the climate change costs now, we can't keep pushing them into the future.
This is the leader of the convserative party and the next Kanzlerin.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 18, 2019 04:43 PM (fuK7c)
I looked her up. Makes Merkel look like a supermodel. The Germans really do go for masochism, I guess...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 18, 2019 04:47 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 04:47 PM (vEIlU)
Then you see who he really is and what he believes in, and he's just another fraud.
I don't like Obama, but I can see how people were taken in by him.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (VpIIl)
I met someone who'd been in high school with Clinton.
I asked him if Clinton was some little weasel, and he said "No, the opposite, really."
A very popular guy with the guys and gals. Knew everybody's name. If he talked to you, you felt like he was paying total attention, etc, etc.
YUGE people skills, which I guess explains how successful politicians can be so-o-o-o-o stupid and/or lying bastards, but everyone still loves them.
And I guess that also explains the Turtle - believe it or not.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 18, 2019 04:47 PM (r1/AF)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 04:47 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 04:47 PM (oZ6kz)
Merkel's shaking was the result of 15 schnitzelgrubens for lunch. Those
things will mess you up. (Blazing Saddles, uncensored on IFC over the
weekend).
Everything below the waist is kaput
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (5l6gb)
Posted by: dagny at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: SH at June 18, 2019 03:55 PM (sX1BW)
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HA!
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (jUVms)
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I'm going to get that bastard
Crush him like a bug
If he fvcks with me
He'll die like turd
- Hillary sing Die Like a Turd
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Then you see who he really is and what he believes in, and he's just another fraud.
I don't like Obama, but I can see how people were taken in by him.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (VpIIl)
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Ever see Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee? Obama was on one of the episodes and yeah he's got a pretty good sense of humor. They didn't talk politics at all, just regular stuff, and Obama came across as a guy you could hang out with. I think if everyone (on both sides) were honest with themselves, they'd acknowledge, most of the people on the other side, aren't the devils we want to believe they are.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 04:44 PM (FiUMj)
Obama's a hack fraud academia slacker.
The problem isn't hanging out with him, it's that electing him enabled Progressives and Leftists to gain power. It's his ideology that's at fault.
I don't care how cool and charismatic Fidel Castro is (I've heard he also had the knack), I'm calling him an evil shithead because that's what he was.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (bcbK8)
I don't see how we get anyone better in Germany."
........
My BIL, German lawyer, loves skiing, motorcycles, guns, his schnapps still and smoking funny cigarettes.
Plus, hates him some Muslim refugees.
Posted by: wth at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (v0R5T)
So yeah, that;s a pretty low bar, especially for a politician. It's not their smile that's gonna kill you, it's what they believe.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 18, 2019 04:42 PM (weya0)
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My hubby and I went to school with a guy who was like that. He always made my hackles rise. Hubby said you always had a feeling he had one hand on your wallet and one on your wife. The guy married into big money.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (rw1l7)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 18, 2019 04:47 PM (oZ6kz)
You're likable enough
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (bcbK8)
Rob Dibble was having none of it and ripped him a new one.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (ls99H)
on one of the episodes and yeah he's got a pretty good sense of humor.
They didn't talk politics at all, just regular stuff, and Obama came
across as a guy you could hang out with. I think if everyone (on both
sides) were honest with themselves, they'd acknowledge, most of the
people on the other side, aren't the devils we want to believe they are.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 04:44 PM (FiUMj)
I don't think he is that clever. His best moment was the Alfred E. Smith dinner in 2008. He had a few good jokes there. The best one was about McCain having a tough primary against a New York liberal cross dresser. But still, McCain was much better, he was a great miss congeniality in that race. I never found Obama that funny, his jokes were always barbs at the other side. W and of course Reagan didn't do it that way.
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:49 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Skip at June 18, 2019 04:49 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Tami at June 18, 2019 04:49 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
Sorry. You're wrong. The left wants us dead.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 18, 2019 04:49 PM (sRczR)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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Lemme hear some more excuses for Bill and the progs - I'm sure you'll convince us all to be reasonable and vote for Bernie!
Posted by: really? really? at June 18, 2019 04:49 PM (Vh/UQ)
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Posted by: John Cucksack at June 18, 2019 04:49 PM (RVcmP)
http://archive.is/DzlUv
Posted by: jummy at June 18, 2019 04:31 PM (a3j0Z)
What on Earth does Trump have to do with the F-35?
Posted by: rickl at June 18, 2019 04:49 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (TAmPV)
Nominally Broseidon is a hirsute sleepy younger Stanley Kubrick if what I witnessed at AWA 2014 is any indication.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (CSYCT)
sides) were honest with themselves, they'd acknowledge, most of the
people on the other side, aren't the devils we want to believe they are.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 04:44 PM (FiUMj)
Most of them hate us for who we are. We dislike them because what they plan to do to us. It is different, but there.
Posted by: Quint at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Have I Told You Where I Like to Cram My Junk? at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (mZ/17)
People change once they're given power.
it's rare for someone with no power to be evil. If they are, it tends to be a garden variety, common thief/druggie thing.
It's rare for someone WITH power to NOT be evil, and when they are evil it seems to always turn very bad very quickly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (Kpl3J)
Video games journalists at woke websites demonstrate this perfectly. Go look at their whining about Cyberpunk 2077 at E3 this year. They've all got super woke whiny takes about the white male protagonist gunning down black gang members of a group called The Animals. Never mind that the protagonist is customizable so yuh can make him black and that they have said you can do a no kill run through the game.
Also if you don't know go look up the creator of Cyberpunk 2020 which the game is based on and see his epic takedowns of these woke idiots.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (WaxcS)
https://tinyurl.com/y2ve72e3
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 18, 2019 04:07 PM (hjaPQ)
If you could make an 8" Angela Merkel doll that vibrated like that, it would be a huge seller.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 18, 2019 04:50 PM (CXcDy)
At his height, Bill could apparently walk into a party where he knew nobody, and the evening would conclude with every attendee thinking that Bill was their new best friend.
Huge political skills. I don't see Obama being able to do that - too standoffish, and too convinced that he was the most important guy in the room.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2019 04:51 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker
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Lemme hear some more excuses for Bill and the progs - I'm sure you'll convince us all to be reasonable and vote for Bernie!
Posted by: really? really? at June 18, 2019 04:49 PM (Vh/UQ)
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FFS relax. It's not an excuse for anyone. It's stating that I don't give a fuck what politicians do in their private lives.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (FiUMj)
Watching Obama play basketball, lift "weights" make every occasion about himself. No, he's a jerk. Clinton? Maybe. Obama absolutely not.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (jUVms)
As the New York Times puts it, the play was "asking us to see the world through the eyes of a woman who ostensibly has all the right stuff to be president and yet is never allowed to win."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (vEIlU)
I wonder if hot sauce stings the vajayjay
Posted by: Worc1 at June 18, 2019 04:39 PM (+uDPK)
Heh. Reminds me of the story a Captain in my old unit told us grunts about another Captain formerly in the unit involving the Captain's wife, Anbesol, anal, and a black eye.
The really funny part is when the Battalion Commander's driver cocked his head and said "y'know, that sounds an awful lot like something Captain Smith would do."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (veoSD)
is (I've heard he also had the knack), I'm calling him an evil shithead
because that's what he was.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 18, 2019 04:48 PM (bcbK
Obama with a bigger body count.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 18, 2019 04:53 PM (t6MX/)
Fine - but don't put on plays claiming that Bill and Hillary had an Abiding Love For The Ages.
Next up: JFK and Jackie!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (oVJmc)
493 OT: Angela Merkel shook uncontrollably during a ceremony today. The video is striking.
https://tinyurl.com/y2ve72e3
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Holy shit, she's seriously messed up.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 18, 2019 04:54 PM (jUVms)
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So did Bonnie and Clyde.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 04:55 PM (KoKdw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 04:56 PM (KoKdw)
Why that's just shocking.
Posted by: Buzzion at June 18, 2019 04:56 PM (WaxcS)
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The person you met was an idiot.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 18, 2019 04:56 PM (jUVms)
So much idiocy in one sentence.
Posted by: All the Progaganda that Fits at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (UgCsJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (vEIlU)
She was allowed to win.
She just didn't.
It was her race to lose, the fix was in, the media was propagandizing on levels not seen since Soviet Pravda still existed, and through the sheer odiousness of her character, she still managed to lose.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (J+mig)
Remember the First Rule of Politics: politicians always lie about their health problems.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 18, 2019 04:57 PM (jUVms)
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For the NYT's values of 'the right stuff'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 04:58 PM (KoKdw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM (vEIlU)
Never allowed to win??
You mean, kinda like the Germans? Or the French?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2019 04:59 PM (YqDXo)
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Posted by: Hillary! Now with concentrated bitterness at June 18, 2019 05:00 PM (UgCsJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (KoKdw)
Better watch out, NYT - some people might view that as a slam at Obama.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2019 05:01 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (KoKdw)
world through the eyes of a woman who ostensibly has all the right stuff
to be president and yet is never allowed to win."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 18, 2019 04:52 PM
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Never allowed to win? She friggin lost a rigged election for poo sake.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 18, 2019 05:02 PM (JUOKG)
world through the eyes of a woman who ostensibly has all the right stuff
to be president and yet is never allowed to win."
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Have they adopted this position regarding the female athletes that have to compete against trannys?
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