Joe Biden's Super-Afraid That Trump's China Tariffs Could Cause Us to Lose the "G5" Race

G5? The Gulfstream 5? Don't we already have that?

The mentally weak candidate, who is slower and less energetic than he was when he was younger but still also stupid, meant 5G networking capability.

Just put Biden back in dry dock until the debates. #G5 pic.twitter.com/7KYxeTOsJu
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) June 12, 2019

Maybe he had a flashback to a particularly intense Bingo game and had a sense-memory of nailing that crucial G5 square.

Oh, and Joe Biden did the one absolute unpardonable sin in liberal circles -- He disagreed with a Gender Neutral Person, and made xim feel unsafe.

Told Biden we need someone stronger on reproductive justice, and after his reversal on the Hyde Amendment, we asked him to protect assault survivors. He said “nobody has spoken about it, done more, or changed more than I have”. I told him we deserve better. pic.twitter.com/YDtS4Ehs2d
— K.C. (@thelocalmaniac June 11, 2019

A clarifying point: this was absolutely and undeniably an intimidation tactic. He leaned forward, raised his voice, tried to grab my arm with his free hand. For a hot sec I thought he was going to hit me. Don’t make excuses for his actions in my comments anymore pls & thank https://t.co/OyXFJqIEAY
— K.C. (@thelocalmaniac June 12, 2019

Treacher explains:

This is from a Wisconsinite named K.C. Cayo, who describes ~~himself~~ ~~herself~~themself as: "Activist. Women's March WI Regional Director. NextGen WI. Queer. BLM. They/Them/Theirs."
Joe Berkowitz at Fast Company explains what's going on here:

Biden's response to her, as depicted in the photo above, articulates everything about where he stands on this and every other issue central to women. Let’s start with the face. It’s a hostage's smile, cranked to 11. There's a hint of playfulness in his eyes, a desperate need for it to be a light interaction he controls rather than a confrontation in which he's the subject. Those eyes mask a deep need to reiterate, in all seriousness, that Biden knows what he’s doing and that what he's doing is right, and if only she knew the degree to which he was right, she would get off his back about it and maybe thank him.
Then there's the finger. He's wagging it right in her face! A demonstration of dominance from the king of gesticulation.
I'm shocked that Berkowitz is cruelly ignoring Cayo's preferred pronouns, but otherwise this is obviously right.

Oh my God, I just got an email from Anne Frank, reading, "That poor Gender Neutral Person, I can't even imagine such horrors as a wagged finger."

Even David Axelrod, who worked with Biden as Obama's campaign manager and then, if I remember right, Chief of Staff, has doubts that this old dog can learn new molestation tricks.

A week ago, Joe Biden seemed to be sailing to the Democratic nomination.
...
But after his last, shambling week, the new question is "Can Biden hang on?"
...
The former VP and his campaign sowed new doubts with their clumsily shifting answers on the fundamental issue of federal funding of abortion.
...
When Biden was asked twice by a woman on the campaign trail whether he would support the repeal of Hyde, he gave her an unqualified yes. But when video of the exchange surfaced last week, his campaign said he had "misheard" the question and still supported the ban.
Twenty-four hours later, after drawing fire from opponents and pleas from supporters, Biden reversed field again and announced his opposition to Hyde.
Compounding the awkwardness of this flip-flop-flip were the post-mortem stories in which Biden's staff at first appeared to take credit for his change of mind and then said he made the decision himself in the car en route to the dinner at which he announced it.
...
First, he "misheard the question" may have been an honest answer but probably not the card you want to play too often when your candidate would be 78 the first day he occupies the Oval Office.
So far, Biden has pursued a much lighter schedule than the other candidates. He went an entire 10-day stretch recently without a public appearance, and those he makes are carefully choreographed. He largely has avoided the media or challenging interview settings.
It may be a smart strategy to a point, but the Rose Garden can become a Game of Thorns if the sense grows that the aging candidate is being protected from himself. The campaign is a proving ground to show he is up to the demands of the job.

Like Trump said -- "mentally weak." "Totally weak mentally." "To be perfectly honest, he was half-a-retard when he was 40 and he's full retard now. And you never go full retard."

I'd love to hear Trump call Biden "half-a-retard."

No, not really. Don't do that, Trump. I mean, I'd love to hear it in an alternate reality.

Maybe during your second Inaugural. But not before.

Exit Question: What will cost Joe Biden more, that Robert Gates wrote in his book that Joe Biden had gotten every single foreign policy question of the past 40 years wrong, or that he wagged his finger in front of a person of neutral gender?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:28 PM

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Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 13, 2019 01:29 PM (so+oy)

2 now, to the content!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 13, 2019 01:30 PM (so+oy)

3 willowed to bits

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2019 01:30 PM (M9ntN)

4 I'm feeling, slanted today.

Also what the actual fuck is "reproductive justice"?

Is procreation now unjust?

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 13, 2019 01:32 PM (kI/3T)

5 Biden is a nasty person and he looks nasty in that photo.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2019 01:32 PM (fdXL0)

6 can't wait to see debates between GEOTUS and this creep

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2019 01:32 PM (d7Ww2)

7 How do I facetab you kids?

Posted by: Creepy Grandpa Joe at June 13, 2019 01:32 PM (gmo/4)

8 Sometimes snaps can be deceiving but it sure likes like Creepy Joe is trying to be intimidating.

To be fair I think he's pond scum.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 13, 2019 01:33 PM (JgA4k)

9 Unrelated to Joe Biden but you're really a moron (and not in a good way if your preferred pronouns of "they, them theirs." A person of indeterminate gender, huh or is it that they are a multiple personality?

K.C. Cayo, who describes himself herselfthemself as: "Activist. Women's March WI Regional Director. NextGen WI. Queer. BLM. They/Them/Theirs."

Cayo is cray-o as in crazy..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2019 01:34 PM (ahS0B)

10 "We automatically hide photos that might show sensitive content" is one of the pussiest things I've ever read.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2019 01:34 PM (fuK7c)

11 Joe's got some more mansplainin' to do..

hee hee.. God, this is gonna be a fun primary season..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 13, 2019 01:34 PM (so+oy)

12 Should ManBearPig, the inventor of the intertubes give Crazy Joe a lesson or two on AOL?

Posted by: Archer at June 13, 2019 01:35 PM (gmo/4)

13 Problem with these transformers and pansexuals and whatnot is that I don't know whether I want to smell their hair and caress them or not.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:35 PM (iys0/)

14 Watching Biden flame out, alienate the Woke, and be eviscerated by Trump is going to be fun.

Please, Joe, stay in it to win it!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

15 I like Italian posts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 13, 2019 01:35 PM (edajH)

16 I mean back in my day there were just two genders. So a man always knew who to molest.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:35 PM (iys0/)

17 This article definitely has a slant to it...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at June 13, 2019 01:35 PM (3U22A)

18 "g-5"
"You sank my battleship!"

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 13, 2019 01:35 PM (xPl2J)

19 Is a wagging finger supposed to be a penis? I can't keep up with this shit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (1ISKN)

20 It's rumored in Washington that one big reason Obama won't endorse Biden has nothing to do with being "fair" to all candidates. It has to do with the fact that Obama knows Biden and doubts he can cross the finish line. Axel rod is confirming that.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (VkWRL)

21 Dare I ask what does it mean to identify with Bureau of Land Management (BLM)?

Posted by: Riskin_the_Ban_Hammer at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (sYV5O)

22 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's, Gay, Lesbian, and Trans-Gender Reproductive Health Clinic thinks Trump is the idoit and Jim Bidin is probably smarter beecuase he worked with Presdemt Obama who was smarrt !!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and Prood of it !!! at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (qM84C)

23 I honestly don't see why our side needs to tamp down the wagged finger. Nasty guy. Rules apply to all or none. If it was Trump's finger, his finger would be front page world news WWIII.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (fdXL0)

24 He went an entire 10-day stretch recently without a public appearance, and those he makes are carefully choreographed. He largely has avoided the media or challenging interview settings.----------

The Old Bollard Queen gambit, risky call...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (vFE9h)

25 Joe Rodham Biden. The Safe Choice.

Posted by: Independent Jorge at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (4Eo4+)

26 Biden collapsing.

2020 California Democratic Primary:

Biden 22%
Warren 18%
Sanders 17%
Harris 13%
Buttigieg 10%
O'Rourke 3%
Booker 1%

Posted by: Ha at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (MAstk)

27 Calling him half a retard would be overly generous.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (AjVAj)

28 >>. . . who describes himself herselfthemself as: "Activist. Women's March WI Regional Director. NextGen WI. Queer. BLM. They/Them/Theirs."

Shorter: I'm a super special navel-gazer!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

29 If he makes it, Trump is going to beat this shitstain like a baby seal.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (XWKvi)

30 It's not gay if they have a feminine penis, right? Asking for a friend also named Joe Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (iys0/)

31 Biden will never be the nominee

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (FwN37)

32 and the finger wagging reminds me of Sister Mary in the 5th grade.

*shudders*

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2019 01:37 PM (d7Ww2)

33 I had to get aggressive! It was all I could do to not put my mouth on her nose ring and tongue her nostrils.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:37 PM (FTPVM)

34 This Biden fella has everything you need to be president. Rest, relaxation and, of course, sleep.

Posted by: Sleepy Fred Thompson at June 13, 2019 01:37 PM (P1AAi)

35 Joe is going to drop out after the first primary. If he does not have a stroke before then.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2019 01:37 PM (x3kb9)

36 It is a good thing Biden didn't lament that tractors can't connect to the internet due to a lack of rural broadband.
The gall of trump to think farmers would know what to do with the internet. Everyone knows farmers don't have that fancy learnin'.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 13, 2019 01:37 PM (edajH)

37 It does look like the knives out for Geriatric Perverted Retard Joe Biden.

The MSM will have lots of fun continuing to portray Biden positively while every other Democrat and leftist is treating him with deserved contempt.

Seriously, how can anyone with a brain larger than that of one of your more retarded mosquitoes look at Creepy Joe and feel he belongs in the White House?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 13, 2019 01:37 PM (JgA4k)

38 How about 5/10ths retard. Leftards will be stumped by the advanced math.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 13, 2019 01:37 PM (Gzt/W)

39 Please, Joe, stay in it to win it!!
Posted by: Lizzy

...............

Yeah! He's gonna stay at about 35% all the way to the convention, cuz he still has all the Dems that Bernie and Lizzy frighten to death.

That DNC convention is gonna be gridlocked like nobody's business! They'll be fighting in the aisles!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 13, 2019 01:38 PM (so+oy)

40 Also what the actual fuck is "reproductive justice"?

Is procreation now unjust?
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 13, 2019 01:32 PM (kI/3T)

That's the new argument. They are pushing the idea that the baby is *forcing* the woman to engage in "gestational labor".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at June 13, 2019 01:38 PM (uquGJ)

41 Shorter version of above which is spot on: Biden is self righteous and arrogant, the latter of which is fine if you're competent. Biden isn't. They didn't call him the "dumbest man in the senate" for no reason.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2019 01:38 PM (VkWRL)

42

Hey, I have never put my fingers inside them!

Posted by: Joeyester the Molester at June 13, 2019 01:38 PM (UFLLM)

43 >>I honestly don't see why our side needs to tamp down the wagged finger. Nasty guy. Rules apply to all or none. If it was Trump's finger, his finger would be front page world news WWIII.

Yup.

Funny how none of these wokesters weren't upset when Biden did the same thing to Ayan Hirsi Ali, lecturing *her* on what muslims are really all about.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 01:38 PM (W+vEI)

44 Incredibly, it's starting to look like the Fake Indian has the inside track to the nomination.

Posted by: Independent Jorge at June 13, 2019 01:38 PM (4Eo4+)

45 G5 with side pipes!

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 13, 2019 01:38 PM (88+cf)

46 THE POST IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE BARREL!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2019 01:38 PM (EZebt)

47 I know the polls have Trump losing to Biden by some landslide, but what is Biden going to run on?

Looser border enforcement? Letting China rob us blind? Not fighting for better trade deals?

How will that play in the Rust Belt?

Posted by: Blago at June 13, 2019 01:39 PM (UfkIY)

48 Now that I've seen the picture, that is the most half-assed gender fluid person I have seen.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 13, 2019 01:39 PM (1ISKN)

49 Hate to say it, but in the picture with Joe and the tranny, Joe looks like the only sane person there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 01:39 PM (WG6O9)

50 My friend Jame Gumb says thay K.C. looks like she's about a size 14. That's a big effin' deal.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:39 PM (iys0/)

51 I've always said it..no way an old white guy will be their nominee. It has to be one of the other freaks.

Posted by: IC at June 13, 2019 01:39 PM (a0IVu)

52 Someone's in a Barrel of trouble...

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2019 01:39 PM (n6bs1)

53 I had to get aggressive! It was all I could do to not put my mouth on her nose ring and tongue her nostrils.
Posted by: Joe Biden

............

I woulda smelled her hair if she had any!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:39 PM (so+oy)

54 Also what the actual fuck is "reproductive justice"?
=======

Euphemism for "consequence-free sex"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 13, 2019 01:39 PM (vg8iE)

55 Biden is big on intimidating people who criticize or confront him, like he's a big tough badass. Someone really needs to clock the guy, it would be worth the few hours of community service.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)

56 -- What will cost Joe Biden more, that Robert Gates wrote in his book that Joe Biden had gotten every single foreign policy question of the past 40 years wrong, or that he wagged his finger in front of a person of neutral gender? --

The wagging finger, indubitably. Most Americans paid him no attention before he became VP. (I was about to add "which is why his previous Presidential campaigns went nowhere," but in truth, if they had paid attention to him, he might have been run out of the country on a rail.)

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at June 13, 2019 01:39 PM (RmBQf)

57 Stick that finger in my face and you will need to have it reattached.

Posted by: Cicero Skip at June 13, 2019 01:39 PM (OWbPQ)

58 I know the polls have Trump losing to Biden by some landslide, but what is Biden going to run on?

PDT was also down to The FAB 4 years ago by 18 points

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 01:39 PM (FwN37)

59 Biden will leverage his superior intellect to defeat Trump.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 13, 2019 01:40 PM (Gzt/W)

60 does ace enjoy the barrel?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 13, 2019 01:40 PM (Rarvo)

61 Joe is just as technically competent as Hillary!

He wouldn't know 5G switch if it came up and fondled him (as sniffed his hair).

Posted by: JAS at June 13, 2019 01:40 PM (I5SAg)

62 The Internet is a series of tubes. And thanks to tariffs, China's will be more tubular than ours. Thanks tariffs.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:40 PM (iys0/)

63 I have a fever and the only cure is Joe Biden.

Can you feel the Joementum?

Me either, stay strong Joe and you can break Trump's fist with your face.

Posted by: Picric at June 13, 2019 01:40 PM (nonGu)

64 It's going to be Kamala with Warren as her running mate *girl power* *hear us roar*

Posted by: IC at June 13, 2019 01:40 PM (a0IVu)

65 Honestly, I can't believe I made it this far. Thnak God for machine politics.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:40 PM (FTPVM)

66 I woulda smelled her hair if she had any!
Posted by: Joe Biden

..........

Oops.. I woulda smelled her hair if ~~she~~ THEY had any!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:40 PM (so+oy)

67 To be fair, Joe Biden handled that better than I would have. I'd've said, "what the hell are you...?"

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2019 01:40 PM (n6bs1)

68 He's an evil retard, like the Pakleds in Next Gen

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2019 01:40 PM (Izzlo)

69 the first time this doddering old fool wins a primary will be the first time he wins a primary.

Posted by: x at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (nFwvY)

70 13 points.

Early night.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (XWKvi)

71 >>Also what the actual fuck is "reproductive justice"?

Is procreation now unjust?

The term encompasses all lady bits related healthcare, as they like to depict women's health as being unfair (thus, in need of "justice") because they have to pay for things like tampons, IUDs, and the pill as well as all the abortion politics.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (W+vEI)

72 G5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omgf9WuGwq8

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (JFO2v)

73 Exit Question: What will cost Joe Biden more, that Robert Gates wrote in his book that Joe Biden had gotten every single foreign policy question of the past 40 years wrong, or that he wagged his finger in front of a person of neutral gender?

Is this a poll? Because if it is, I support Eric Swallowswell, hate guns, and think OrangeMan Bad!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (WfaIt)

74 His staff has deliberately keeping him away from the media and any extemporaneous comments. There were complaints coming from some of the media organizations who aren't part of the Democratic Party Media Division.

Now you know why. Joey Choo Cho is a geriatric trainwreck.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (VkWRL)

75 Democrats were so concerned with pandering and getting the votes of every and all victim groups they never considered the crazies would go after them too.

Creepy Joe is part of the past for the new and improved Democrats and no amount of flip flopping is going to change that.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (PxX58)

76 Kmart/ Kodak label Christian terms as profanity. It will be excused as "inadvertent" I'm sure.

At a Kodak kiosk if you caption a picture "Sunday bible study! Praise Jesus!" It will print "Sunday *** study! Praise ***!" And give you a profanity warning.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (edajH)

77 The Barrel moans.....

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (axyOa)

78 Why hasn't anybody told me that Joe Biden's middle name is "Robinette"? WTF.

Posted by: Independent Jorge at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (4Eo4+)

79 "My voice has a vagina!"

Posted by: Raimondo the Yielder of Treble Damages at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (Ga2pu)

80 Young . . . miss? mister? miss, pull my finger. No, not hard. Slowly, sensually.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (iys0/)

81 Not feeling good about anything I see on the interwebs about what BLM means:
Black Mage
Baseball League Manager
Black Latino Male
BloodMage

Posted by: Riskin_the_Ban_Hammer at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (sYV5O)

82 Also what the actual fuck is "reproductive justice"?
=======

Euphemism for "consequence-free sex"
Posted by: bicentennialguy

................

yeah.. fuck all you want, and Uncle Sugar will pay for the abortions because you are too damn stupid or lazy to take a pill every morning.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 13, 2019 01:42 PM (so+oy)

83
I need 5G to get a signal inside my ass for the... medical device... in there.

Posted by: Joeyester the Molester at June 13, 2019 01:42 PM (UFLLM)

84 People who were not born when 9/11 occurred will be voting in 2020. I'm getting old and time is flying.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 13, 2019 01:42 PM (2DOZq)

85 Good flippin' grief, this is basic "threat and intimidation" stuff. Look at the picture, look at his body language, look at hers (its), and that of the woman (or whatever) between them.

If Biden did this in the workplace, he'd be fired for workplace violence. If he did it in a partner relationship, she would have grounds for a restraining order, and he could be convicted of a crime here.

I'm not exaggerating.

I can't believe there are idiot lefties who keep making excuses for this guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2019 01:42 PM (a2xio)

86 Maybe he had a flashback to a particularly intense Bingo game and had a sense-memory of nailing that hard-to-get center G5 square.

Center would be an 'n', Ace.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2019 01:42 PM (oVJmc)

87 64 Warren may be overly tainted by the fauxcahontas cheat.

Harris is a brazen whore who sees herself going all the way.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:42 PM (FTPVM)

88 Gender Neutral just means Ugly Person Who Wants Attention in plain speak.

Posted by: Czech Chick at June 13, 2019 01:42 PM (J9wxX)

89 44 Incredibly, it's starting to look like the Fake Indian has the inside track to the nomination.
Posted by: Independent Jorge at June 13, 2019 01:38 PM (4Eo4+)

How

Posted by: josephistan at June 13, 2019 01:43 PM (Izzlo)

90 I'll repost this here...seems appropriate;

@LVNancy

June 18th, ANNOUNCEMENT in Orlando, #Florida, already has 74,000 requests for a 20,000 seat Arena to see @realDonaldTrump

Meanwhile, here is the check-in line #Davenport #Iowa for #CreepyJoe

But don't worry, polls have him beating #Trump

https://tinyurl.com/y3o6elbq

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2019 01:43 PM (cF8AT)

91 I've always said it..no way an old white guy will be their nominee.

I figured that last time and they picked the creepiest old white man they could for VP, so I have no idea. I don't think it will be Biden no matter who it ends up being.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 01:43 PM (39g3+)

92 does ace enjoy the barrel?

Posted by: BlackOrchid

Ace owns the barrel.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 13, 2019 01:43 PM (88+cf)

93 76 I bet Allahu Akbar is okey dokey though....

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2019 01:43 PM (AjVAj)

94 That picture of Biden oppressing the whatever-it-is gives white men a bad name.

Posted by: kathysaysso at June 13, 2019 01:43 PM (vkS2Z)

95 Dovers Home for Feeble and Aged is missing their idiot.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2019 01:43 PM (JFO2v)

96 Reproductive justice is fighting back against the claim men cannot have abortions.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2019 01:43 PM (x3kb9)

97 They tried to get Gates to walk back his comments that Biden was wrong on every foreign policy issue of our time. Gates laughed and was indignant at the same time. I think he wanted to ask "what didn't you understand?"

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2019 01:43 PM (VkWRL)

98 What will cost Joe Biden more, that Robert Gates wrote in his book
that Joe Biden had gotten every single foreign policy question of the
past 40 years wrong, or that he wagged his finger in front of a person
of neutral gender?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:28 PM
============

And that, folks, explains why the Democrats are all lightweights. Some are retards, like most of the candidates, but the more able of them are just simpletons.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 01:43 PM (Z216Q)

99 I think I will identify as Liege Lord and Keeper of the Sacred Scrolls.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2019 01:43 PM (axyOa)

100 Good flippin' grief, this is basic "threat and intimidation" stuff. Look at the picture, look at his body language, look at hers (its), and that of the woman (or whatever) between them.

Yeah he's crowding her personal space, gesturing aggressively, leaning over her, etc. That's the kind of stuff that HR freaks out about. It can get you standing in court.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 01:44 PM (39g3+)

101 So the leader of the Democrat primary is a retarded molester drunk on moonshine who loves shooting his shotgun at the moon.

So sophisticated! So intelligent! So smart!

Posted by: William Eaton at June 13, 2019 01:44 PM (MuTTO)

102 Even from the side that looks like a dude with lipstick and earrings.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 13, 2019 01:44 PM (Ez6QX)

103 Also what the actual fuck is "reproductive justice"?

Kill All The Babies To Fight Racism.

That's what I'm getting out of all this.

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2019 01:44 PM (dzJ3R)

104 Remember how much flak Bush got for mispronouncing "nuclear" with "nuculur". That was supposed to be one of the main pieces of evidence why we had to vote for John Kerry.

Posted by: Blago at June 13, 2019 01:44 PM (UfkIY)

105 Don't worry about 5G. Welcome it.

You want to worry about Chinese tech lead? Worry about quantum computing and comms. That's the killer, rule-the-world, tech breakthru.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 01:44 PM (mk9aG)

106 We have no idea what xe said. We only have a picture and xer account. I don't care all that much about being fair to Biden. But I do think it's important to keep our eyes open to the DNC trying to set up their front runner that they don't even want, because of diversity.

Posted by: Axeman at June 13, 2019 01:44 PM (r+Q5B)

107 Kamala won't be on the ticket.

4th place in her home state, single digits everywhere else and no black support.

Posted by: Ha at June 13, 2019 01:45 PM (MAstk)

108 Murderin' Joe sez he has advised Biden's handlers not to let him off the teleprompter.

Joe "Beavis" Scarborough is counting on Biden beating PDT in 2020.

Murderin' Joe is a staunch conservative, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2019 01:45 PM (ptqGC)

109 Joe's so old his plugs need plugs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2019 01:45 PM (oVJmc)

110 Not feeling good about anything I see on the interwebs about what BLM means:
Black Mage
Baseball League Manager
Black Latino Male
BloodMage
-----
Bureau of Land Management

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 13, 2019 01:45 PM (iB1oa)

111 His staff has deliberately keeping him away from the media and any extemporaneous comments.
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This sounds so familiar.

Posted by: Hillary 2016!! at June 13, 2019 01:45 PM (fdXL0)

112 Reproductive justice is my God given right to give no fuks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 13, 2019 01:45 PM (Gzt/W)

113 104 Nucular engineer Jimmy Carter says hi

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2019 01:45 PM (AjVAj)

114 Joe is just as technically competent as Hillary!

He wouldn't know 5G switch if it came up and fondled him (as sniffed his hair).
Posted by: JAS at June 13, 2019 01:40 PM

You no worry. We help his son help him. Chop chop!

Posted by: Huawei at June 13, 2019 01:45 PM (WfaIt)

115 So I put my finger in Cousin It's face and I says, "Look, gotta catch 'em all. It's Pokeman." Today's kids just don't understand the rules.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:45 PM (iys0/)

116 Trump should say "Biden is as sharp as one of those Special Olympic bowlers" on a late night show.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at June 13, 2019 01:45 PM (DB16e)

117 Folks, as Tami's link makes clear, if Biden draws fewer than 100 people (in a contested primary, no less, where engagement ought to be high) while Trump draws 74,000, then the polls showing Creepy Groper ahead are total bullshit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 01:46 PM (Z216Q)

118 One of those diversity queens will be VP candidate, I'm certain. But I think its gonna be Sanders, God help the Democrats.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 01:46 PM (39g3+)

119 Just like Hillary, the Democrats Machine wants Biden. He will be it, flaws and all.

Plus, he's beating Trump in the polls!!

Honest question. Do you really think Biden is a better candidate then Hillary? I don't.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2019 01:46 PM (VkWRL)

120 Why does a guy dressed like a chick care about reproductive justice? WTF does this mean?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 13, 2019 01:46 PM (2LelM)

121 Not feeling good about anything I see on the interwebs about what BLM means:

Black Mage

Baseball League Manager

Black Latino Male

BloodMage

Posted by: Riskin_the_Ban_Hammer at June 13, 2019 01:41 PM (sYV5O)

Bacon, lettuce, mayo.

I don't know why anyone would not include the tomato, but heck, people are weird.

Speaking of Ariola Grandie cancelled a tour due to an allergic reaction to tomatoes... which is probably not possible. Then she donated a shedload of cash to kill babies. Lovely girl, she is.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2019 01:46 PM (a2xio)

122 K.C.
@thelocalmaniac8

A clarifying point: this was absolutely and undeniably an intimidation tactic. He leaned forward, raised his voice, tried to grab my arm with his free hand. For a hot sec I thought he was going to hit me. Don't make excuses for his actions in my comments anymore pls and thanks.

Biden was rude, and this behavior seems common for him; however, that's some grade A drama right there in the tweet.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 01:46 PM (W+vEI)

123 Regarding the preferred pronouns nonsense:

We have perfectly good pronouns available if you want to think of yourself as a multiple personality. Just combine them into SheHeIt.

I'll leave the pronunciation as an exercise for the reader.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 13, 2019 01:46 PM (WhLD5)

124 >>>Center would be an 'n', Ace.

damn. Because it's BINGO at the top, right?!

I didn't know that. Makes sense!

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2019 01:47 PM (PbpT7)

125 To get Joe to travel his staff got him hooked on Pokemon Go and planted special prizes at all his campaign stops.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 01:47 PM (Z216Q)

126 Don't point your finger at me, Daddio, or I cut it off.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 13, 2019 01:47 PM (COzlW)

127 119 Many here were convinced Biden would have beaten Trump in 2016.Not I.

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2019 01:47 PM (AjVAj)

128 It appears as if she provoked this:

https://tinyurl.com/y5vlml7u

It wasn't until after SHE PUSHED HIM that he "freaked out".

I don't like Biden, because he is a nasty piece of work, but at the same time, I don't approve of gotcha activism by freaks who are really upset that Daddy didn't love them.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 13, 2019 01:47 PM (SRRAx)

129 The Fake Indian can't pick another female as a running mate. She'll probably pick Castro and pander to the hispanics.

Posted by: Independent Jorge at June 13, 2019 01:47 PM (4Eo4+)

130 98 What will cost Joe Biden more, that Robert Gates wrote in his book
that Joe Biden had gotten every single foreign policy question of the
past 40 years wrong, or that he wagged his finger in front of a person
of neutral gender?

But the media loves his gravitas.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 13, 2019 01:47 PM (JgA4k)

131 36 It is a good thing Biden didn't lament that tractors can't connect to the internet due to a lack of rural broadband.
The gall of trump to think farmers would know what to do with the internet. Everyone knows farmers don't have that fancy learnin'.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 13, 2019 01:37 PM (edajH)

Many big lawsuit on who owns the firmware in tractors and do implement owner have the rights to modify. I saw Catvision demonstrated in 2001 and a boat that had it in 2004. Is could do simple calls in for maintenance and service codes but you really needed to doc at a marina with wifi for complete upgrades.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2019 01:47 PM (JFO2v)

132 That guy is lucky he wasn't pregnant.

Aggression like this can lead to miscarriage.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2019 01:47 PM (azYka)

133 16 I mean back in my day there were just two genders. So a man always knew who to molest.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:35 PM (iys0/)

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Get Joe all liquored up and everyone is fair game.

Posted by: William Eaton at June 13, 2019 01:48 PM (MuTTO)

134 Big Joe is just advising xer that if xhe's gonna work on his campaign xhe needs to change shampoos to one that smells better.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2019 01:48 PM (axyOa)

135 >>>120 Why does a guy dressed like a chick care about reproductive justice? WTF does this mean?
Posted by: Puddin Head

I want to have babies. Don't repress me.

Posted by: Stan Called Loretta at June 13, 2019 01:48 PM (PbpT7)

136 "hey Uncle Joey
please don't touch me there
why do you keep groping teenies
and sniffing on little girls' hair"

with apologies to the Macc Lads

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 13, 2019 01:48 PM (evq2A)

137 Biden was rude, and this behavior seems common for him; however, that's some grade A drama right there in the tweet.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 01:46 PM (W+vEI)

Right? Whatever gender this person identifies as, that is diva queen behavior.

Posted by: IC at June 13, 2019 01:48 PM (a0IVu)

138 Center would be an 'n', Ace.

Maybe it was an intense game of Bigot.

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2019 01:48 PM (oTMWb)

139 Biden wagging his finger at some broad is "sensitive content" now? Good grief.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2019 01:48 PM (I2dne)

140 I think the correct term is Halftard.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 13, 2019 01:48 PM (2DOZq)

141 74,000!!!???
Seriously?
No wonder there is talk that Oregon could be in play.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 13, 2019 01:48 PM (axyOa)

142 Bite that finger. Bite it!

Posted by: torabora at June 13, 2019 01:48 PM (Y274z)

143 Center would be an 'n', Ace.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2019 01:42 PM

Shhhhhh. He's on a roll.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 01:48 PM (WfaIt)

144 Honest question. Do you really think Biden is a better candidate then Hillary? I don't.
Posted by: Marcus T

__________________

Unfortunately, yes

An old fogey is more likable than a cold-blooded, corrupt bitch.

If Biden is not their nominee, then who will it be?

I certainly don't think Biden is actually "strong" but compared to people like Bernie Sanders or Elizabeth Warren, he looks like a titan.

Posted by: Blago at June 13, 2019 01:49 PM (UfkIY)

145 On the tenuous assumption that Biden even becomes the nominee, if he tries that finger-pointing act in debates with the President, Trump will rhetorically bite it off and shove it down Biden's throat.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 13, 2019 01:49 PM (1gZnw)

146 thank you Teresa for following the link.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 13, 2019 01:49 PM (evq2A)

147 >>>It wasn't until after SHE PUSHED HIM that he "freaked out".

I think Them means that Their "pushed him" on the question, not that Them physically pushed him.

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2019 01:49 PM (PbpT7)

148 >>Biden was rude, and this behavior seems common for him; however, that's some grade A drama right there in the tweet.

He's a guy pretending he's a girl. Drama is his life.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2019 01:49 PM (PxX58)

149 I can't believe there are idiot lefties who keep making excuses for this guy.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2019 01:42 PM (a2xio)

Some people need to be intimidated, and that bugfuck crazy transwhatever is one of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 01:49 PM (WG6O9)

150 If you read the comments in Xer's timeline, they are ALL committed to voting for Bidet if he is the nominee, despite his numerous transgressions and general #unWokeness. *IF* this guy gets the nomination it will be the squishy middle who abandons him and stays home, or maybe even votes for Trump if the stock market stays on its tear.

Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2019 01:49 PM (DJFLF)

151 139 that is not a broad. It is a him claiming to be a her.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2019 01:50 PM (x3kb9)

152 I hope I didn't need a sarc tag at #108.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2019 01:50 PM (ptqGC)

153 I don't like Biden, because he is a nasty piece of work, but at the same time, I don't approve of gotcha activism by freaks who are really upset that Daddy didn't love them.

When I am president, Daddy is going to love you. Love you long time. Daddy is me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:50 PM (iys0/)

154 "135 >>>120 Why does a guy dressed like a chick care about reproductive justice? WTF does this mean?
Posted by: Puddin Head

I want to have babies. Don't repress me."

Reproductive justice is about killing babies, not having them.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 01:50 PM (mk9aG)

155 Good flippin' grief, this is basic "threat and
intimidation" stuff. Look at the picture, look at his body language,
look at hers (its), and that of the woman (or whatever) between them.

---------------------------------------
Yeah he's crowding her personal space, gesturing aggressively,
leaning over her, etc. That's the kind of stuff that HR freaks out
about. It can get you standing in court.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 01:44 PM (39g3+)

Yep. Not saying it should, just that it would, for anybody but a Democrat running for President.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2019 01:50 PM (a2xio)

156 Biden was rude, and this behavior seems common for him; however, that's some grade A drama right there in the tweet.

Yeah but as Jack said: he thinks he's a girl. Cringing feeb ain't in it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 01:50 PM (39g3+)

157 Hope someone asks Joey Choo-Choo what Hunter did with the billion dollars the Chinese "invested" in his "business"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 01:50 PM (Z216Q)

158 132 That guy is lucky he wasn't pregnant.

Aggression like this can lead to miscarriage.
Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2019 01:47 PM (azYka)

That guy started off wearing crocs and carrying a messenger bag.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 13, 2019 01:50 PM (2DOZq)

159 103 Also what the actual fuck is "reproductive justice"?

Kill All The Babies To Fight Racism.

That's what I'm getting out of all this.
Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2019 01:44 PM (dzJ3R)

especially the black ones

http://www.blackgenocide.org/black.html

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2019 01:50 PM (JFO2v)

160 Semitard?
Fractionaltard?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 13, 2019 01:50 PM (Gzt/W)

161 Why does a chick dressed like a guy care about "reproductive justice?"

It's not like she is ever going to want an abortion.

Posted by: JAS at June 13, 2019 01:50 PM (I5SAg)

162 >>He said "nobody has spoken about it, done more, or changed more than I have."

You lie, K.C. What he actually said:

"So, what the fuck *are* you, anyway?"

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 01:51 PM (Bdeb0)

163 Oh, it must be summer:

24 Memphis officers injured when shooting death of suspected armed fugitive spark violent riots

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2019 01:51 PM (cXV7n)

164 This is from a Wisconsinite named K.C. Cayo,

Look at that pic and tell me it's not pathology up one side and down the other.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2019 01:51 PM (oVJmc)

165 That confused, mentally ill gender neutral person is lucky the mentally weak Joke Bidet didn't jam his extra paint chips down xer throat.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at June 13, 2019 01:51 PM (BRpqW)

166 Joe can run on buttsecz. He needs to get to the left of Buttpug and he can own the issue by going there first.

Not even Trump can one up him on its virtues.

Posted by: torabora at June 13, 2019 01:51 PM (Y274z)

167 >>>That guy started off wearing crocs and carrying a messenger bag.

i'm being Harassed and am getting Death Threats, please deplatform this alt-right nazi

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2019 01:51 PM (PbpT7)

168 It's not like she is ever going to want an abortion.

Posted by: JAS at June 13, 2019 01:50 PM (I5SAg)
You sure about that? What if she identifies as a 5 foot 4 inch human impregnated uterus?

Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2019 01:51 PM (DJFLF)

169 there may not be a G5 in bingo (numbers get higher with each letter?) ... but next time Biden says G5, it would be awesome if someone in the crowd would yell "BINGO"

Posted by: illiniwek at June 13, 2019 01:51 PM (Cus5s)

170 Biden told a black audience "Republicans want to put y'all back in chains."

That is unforgivable. That is beyond pandering. It is evil.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (mk9aG)

171 >>That guy started off wearing crocs and carrying a messenger bag.

You trying to say that Ace is 'at risk'?

Because, a messenger bag would completely destroy the lines of my Apron.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (azYka)

172 "Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:28 PM "

My current take is that Republicans are way over playing extremists and freaks in the Democratic Party. I don't even think they represent a majority. I believe they are a vocal minority and media fav.

We've created them as a bogeyman of Democrats policies, and I don't believe , if you step back from social media and the media in general, they matter that much electorally.

Either way, in the end they will vote Democrat.

The party knows it and so do the candidates.

That's why they are pushing Biden the "moderate" so much. They feel Biden can bring in demos the SJW extreme candidates can't. I think they are right and it's the best chance they have anyway.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (VkWRL)

173 It takes very little to knock a candidate out of contention right now. Ask Howard Dean, he'll tell you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (hLRSq)

174 I'm in line for a taste of that sweet sweet Reproductive Justice.

Posted by: Famously Last Words at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (Ga2pu)

175 If you read the comments in Xer's timeline, they are ALL committed to voting for Bidet if he is the nominee, despite his numerous transgressions and general #unWokeness.

Oh sure, for all their talk and comments, the hard left will vote for not-Trump no matter who they are. The Democrats could dig up Josef Mengele's bones and run them, and get close to 50% of the vote.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (39g3+)

176 Shim Power!

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)

177 I've been thinking about Rush's "Trump Goes to California" Idea. I would take it one-step further.

The "Forgotten Persons" Tour. Large venues in blue states (New York, Illinois, California) featuring small business owners, gun owners, working class people and all the others being hurt by Democrat policies and ignored by Democrat politicians.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (O7MnT)

178 Fuck "reproductive justice"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (Mouru)

179 Yeah he's crowding her personal space, gesturing aggressively, leaning over her, etc. That's the kind of stuff that HR freaks out about. It can get you standing in court.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 01:44 PM (39g3+)

It ain't a "her" Chris.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (WG6O9)

180 What she doesn't know is both my nipples are pierced as well as my glans penis.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (FTPVM)

181 I read an old interview yesterday where Biden bragged about how much he banged his late wife. He has been running his mouth without a filter for decades.

Posted by: Independent Jorge at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (4Eo4+)

182 "what the actual fuck is "reproductive justice"? "

Abortion.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 01:53 PM (mk9aG)

183 are the progs going to introduce "reproductive justice" to all the pregnant illegals entering our country?

I thought not

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2019 01:53 PM (d7Ww2)

184
I can't believe there are idiot lefties who keep making excuses for this guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2019 01:42 PM (a2xio)

Some people need to be intimidated, and that bugfuck crazy transwhatever is one of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 01:49 PM (WG6O9)

Presumably so. Because self-awareness is not part of the equation, obviously. Some people proclaim as a matter of their wokeness, their right to not have yucky cisnormative white male heteros poking ANYTHING at them... but then when they are faced with them, they melt like snowballs in Phoenix in July.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 13, 2019 01:53 PM (a2xio)

185 Nobody 'invests' a billion dollars without buying something.

What was purchased?

Posted by: torabora at June 13, 2019 01:53 PM (Y274z)

186 The NPC freak Joe is "intimidating" kinda looks Hill-dawg.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 01:53 PM (AzW6q)

187 Reproductive justice is a man's inalienable right to bang his secretary.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:53 PM (iys0/)

188 The freak show that are Democrat activists will do Trump's work for him. They are his greatest natural allies, right next to the media.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 13, 2019 01:53 PM (hLRSq)

189 I guess Dem support for Gestational Justice is right out then.

Posted by: A Fetus at June 13, 2019 01:54 PM (Mouru)

190 >>I read an old interview yesterday where Biden bragged about how much he banged his late wife.

He banged his dead wife?

That is creepy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2019 01:54 PM (PxX58)

191 There isn't anyone who can fulfill the wishes of everyone in the democrat base, I don't know why they try.

Pandering used to be a term of disparagement.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 13, 2019 01:54 PM (YslsA)

192 >>>182 "what the actual fuck is "reproductive justice"? "

Abortion.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact

98% abortion, 1% whining that the government should pay for birth control, 1% whining that pink razors cost 25 cents more than blue ones

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2019 01:54 PM (PbpT7)

193 "what the actual fuck is "reproductive justice"? "

Abortion.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 01:53 PM (mk9aG)
++++++++++
As a starting point. They often lump "free access to subsidized birth control" and sometimes "socialized medicine" into it, too.

Commies gonna commie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2019 01:54 PM (I2dne)

194 It ain't a "her" Chris.

Sure, and leaning over someone and pointing at them isn't violence. But that's what the HR department and courts call it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 01:54 PM (39g3+)

195 It ain't a "her" Chris.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 01:52 PM (WG6O9)

It's a What. As in "WTH?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 13, 2019 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

196 1% whining that pink razors cost 25 cents more than blue ones

While refusing to buy blue ones because grrrl power

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 01:55 PM (39g3+)

197 >>Exit Question: What will cost Joe Biden more, that Robert Gates wrote in his book that Joe Biden had gotten every single foreign policy question of the past 40 years wrong, or that he wagged his finger in front of a person of neutral gender?

Rhetorical, right?

I think Ben Rhodes answered that one when he talked about how easy it was to "echo chamber" the press on the Iran deal.

If the MSM isn't writing about history (because they don't know it), then none of his potential voters will factor in anything other than his current performance as reported to them by the woke journOlists.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 01:55 PM (W+vEI)

198 The girl, er...thing?, has a point; I did want to hit her.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:55 PM (FTPVM)

199 I demand reproductive justice with either Alexandria Daddario or Demi Rose!!!

Posted by: ace demands his RIGHTS!!! at June 13, 2019 01:55 PM (PbpT7)

200 Reproductive Justice in this case would be a mighty kick in xer balls.

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2019 01:55 PM (n6bs1)

201 Joe Biden
(to the tune of Speed Racer)

Here he comes
Here comes Joe Biden
He's a doddering fool.
He's an idjit and he's gonna be gaffin' every sentence.

He's gropin' girlies so you better look alive.
He's worried that we'll lose the powerful G5!

And when the odds are against him
And there's no real work to do
You bet your life Joe Biden
Will see it through.

Go Joe Biden
Go Joe Biden
Go Joe Biden, Go!

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 01:55 PM (oFcdC)

202 Ladies and gentleman today's democrat party.

A 76 year old semi-retarded (some say fully) politician and someone who describes itself as "Activist. Women's March WI Regional Director. NextGen WI. Queer. BLM. They/Them/Theirs"
JFK would be so proud...

Posted by: Timon at June 13, 2019 01:55 PM (dKm4U)

203 >>He banged his dead wife?

I'll allow it.

You can have 3 Days.

Posted by: mohammed at June 13, 2019 01:55 PM (azYka)

204 Joe would have never figured that reproductive thing out without help from the family dog. The first 2 years he was married he just hunched his wifes leg.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 13, 2019 01:55 PM (Gzt/W)

205 187 Reproductive justice is a man's inalienable right to bang his secretary.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:53 PM (iys0/)

duhs thaat include interns?

Posted by: Willie B at June 13, 2019 01:56 PM (JFO2v)

206 Now I have a question: why would a dyke give a rat's patootie about "reproductive justice?" Just stay away from turkey basters and you'll have no need for an abortion, if my biology will serve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 01:56 PM (WDxUi)

207 I would run for president motivated entirely on the idea of being the first head of state to say into a hot mic "you never go full retard."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 13, 2019 01:56 PM (6zUVI)

208 What he actually said:

"See? Two can play that game. Smell *my* finger, missy."

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 01:56 PM (Bdeb0)

209 Exit Question Answer: the latter.

Posted by: aelfheld at June 13, 2019 01:56 PM (IxDhF)

210
Just like Hillary, the Democrats Machine wants Biden. He will be it, flaws and all.

Plus, he's beating Trump in the polls!!

Honest question. Do you really think Biden is a better candidate then Hillary? I don't.
Posted by: Marcus T

=====

I agree they're stuck with Biden. What I can't figure is whether they're following that "sacrifice" strategy of throwing someone with no political future beyond 2020 into Trump's maw in order to spare the younguns for future runs. Is it that, or do they think Uncle Joe is the only one who's shallow and folksy and reassuring enough to beat Trump? I admit, I was worried about that in 2015.

And I think Biden and Hillary are equally but not identically bad.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2019 01:56 PM (M9ntN)

211 Fuck "reproductive justice."

You just blew my mind.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at June 13, 2019 01:57 PM (Ga2pu)

212 203 >>He banged his dead wife?

I'll allow it.

You can have 3 Days.
Posted by: mohammed at June 13, 2019 01:55 PM (azYka)

Wait, she was dead?

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 01:57 PM (FTPVM)

213 Speaking of womens' inalienable right to reproductive health-care, I watched Gosnell again last nite. It's a fine movie, highly recommended. Hate to use this cliche, but: It really is very thought-provoking.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 01:57 PM (mk9aG)

214 To be fair, Biden thought they were talking about the G-spot. It was all a big misunderstanding.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 01:57 PM (WDxUi)

215 Joey Bidet might be smarter than anyone else... could it be he has read the tea leaves re: Trump and how insane the Dem base has become and realized it is far better to get knocked out of the running?

The Cladius gambit in other words.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 01:58 PM (OGN1e)

216 104 Remember how much flak Bush got for mispronouncing "nuclear" with "nuculur". That was supposed to be one of the main pieces of evidence why we had to vote for John Kerry.

Posted by: Blago at June 13, 2019 01:44 PM (UfkIY)
************
Never forget BOTH of these characters are globalists.

Worse, Bush had a green light to shut down the border tight. He did not...and quickly made sure that muzzies we'ren't our enemies. My blood ran cold right there and then.

15 years went by until we got a President of the US instead of the Whirled.

Posted by: torabora at June 13, 2019 01:58 PM (Y274z)

217 BINGO flashback

Posted by: Insomniac at June 13, 2019 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

218 it would be funny if Joe flames out

just b/c the DNC just made Hunt marry some activist chick "in secret" to distract from his banging of his SICK brothers wife (while he was married)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 13, 2019 01:58 PM (Rarvo)

219 >>And I think Biden and Hillary are equally but not identically bad. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2019 01:56 PM (M9ntN)

Maybe. But the Clinton's court of throne-sniffers is the worst.

Advantage: Clinton.

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 01:58 PM (Bdeb0)

220 Wait...is this trannie concerned about Xer abortions? Whe doesn't have wymyn parts.

My head hurts.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2019 01:58 PM (ptqGC)

221 My preferred pronouns are grumpy, grouchy and get the fuck off my lawn.

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at June 13, 2019 01:58 PM (vI+F1)

222 That breathless story about Kellyanne Conway this morning - looks like Trump has already told them to go piss up a rope. And their only hope of enforcing their recommendation is for them to send a Sternly Worded Letter to AG Barr. I'm sure he'll get right on that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2019 01:58 PM (k1TUh)

223 G5? Wait, wasn't that a Pontiac coupe or sedan? Well, before Pontiac disappeared from the car scene.

Even now, Joe yearns for the pre-Obama days, when Pontiac made G5's.

Sad!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM (vcOmj)

224 btw, I hear the term and I just used it, but what IS a "sense-memory," anyway?

aren't all memories sense memories?

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM (PbpT7)

225 from the last thread, but wow, how dickless was Sessions that this is only happening now. There was nothing sacred about mueller and his angry democrat impeachment and entrapment squad that would have prevented this from happening, asking tough questions about the ACTUAL crimes that happened during 2016.

I guess the real victim here are all 17 USA intelligence agencies and their respective sadness issues.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM (JziUy)

226 Wait. Some mentally-ill guy who pretends he's a woman is lecturing a retarded Dem politician about how not supporting killing babies is a dealbreaker?

Oh man, this is good.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM (Mouru)

227 Eh, joke was already made in the post. Fuck it.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

228 I know the polls have Trump losing to Biden by some landslide, but what is Biden going to run on?

He could actually run on those polls. It would work. "He's gonna win? Then I'm for Biden!"

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM (CMq2e)

229 I read an old interview yesterday where Biden bragged about how much he banged his late wife.

He banged his dead wife?

That is creepy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2019 01:54 PM (PxX5

Piece of advice: Lube up.

Posted by: Jo Bite Me at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM (a2xio)

230 Posted by: Timon at June 13, 2019 01:55 PM (dKm4U)

They/Them/Their

My question is how do people use this in referring to this individual? I get "This is K.C. Cray. Their interest is in yada yada. but the "Them"?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM (ahS0B)

231 Hunter and his latest victim/wife need to go on the campaign trail. He can supply his dad with blow and hookers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM (ptqGC)

232 Biden lacks Hillary's machine backing. That is, the DNC is not going to pull out all the stops to make absolutely sure he wins no matter what the votes are. Hillary's nomination was destiny, they were going to have her even if they had to shoot all the other candidates. Biden does not have that going for him. All he has is being a nasty, awful person who molests kids on camera combined with being a stupid insane liar nobody likes. He's even worse a candidate than Hillary, and SHE couldn't beat Sanders without cheating.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM (39g3+)

233 214 To be fair, Biden thought they were talking about the G-spot. It was all a big misunderstanding.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 01:57 PM (WDxUi)
************
Bite Me thinks the G Spot is somewhere around their ears.

Posted by: torabora at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM (Y274z)

234 Cool. I have been eagerly awaiting the Left to crawl into the identity politics bed that they have been making for years. The fact that Biden will be the one to get into that bed, finally, is so poetic.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at June 13, 2019 02:00 PM (xBD64)

235 wikipedia on "sense memory" aka "affective memory:"

Affective memory was an early element of Stanislavski's 'system' and a central part of method acting. Affective memory requires actors to call on the memory of details from a similar situation (or more recently a situation with similar emotions) and import those feelings to those of their characters. Stanislavski believed actors needed to take emotion and personality to the stage and call upon it when playing their character. He also explored the use of objectives, actioning, and empathizing with the character.

"Emotional recall" is the basis for Lee Strasberg's Method acting. "Sense memory" is used to refer to the recall of physical sensations surrounding emotional events (instead of the emotions themselves). The use of affective memory remains a controversial topic in acting theory. Otherwise known as emotional memory, it is often used by making the actors completely relax so that they recall the memory better.

...

I don't really understand it.

Anyway, I didn't know what it meant and now see that it really doesn't work in the sentence I wrote.

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2019 02:00 PM (PbpT7)

236 He banged his dead wife?

That is creepy.

Really nasty ancient Egyptian trivia: they would leave the body of a beautiful woman who died out in the sun for 3 days before going to the embalmers to discourage necrophiles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:00 PM (39g3+)

237 Hillary got low marks on likability. Biden's are higher and they believe that's key to him winning.

Hillary however, was a good machine candidate. Beyond the deplorable remark, which really hurt her, she stayed on message.

Biden won't stay on message. Guaranteed and they are worried about it for good reason. One comment can sink you.

That before we get to all the material on Biden. They are going to need to draw straws on which October Surprise they want to use.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 13, 2019 02:00 PM (VkWRL)

238 All this talk about foreign collusion and nobody ever brings up ChinaGate.

Or Obama's foreign donations, but, hey, ChinaGate was in all the news.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (oVJmc)

239 124 >>>Center would be an 'n', Ace.

damn. Because it's BINGO at the top, right?!

I didn't know that. Makes sense!
Posted by: ace at June 13, 2019 01:47 PM (PbpT7)

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Yes, but isnt the center square usually a "freebie" that everyone starts with?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (vFE9h)

240
It's funny how reproductive justice never means that guys can bang women without the fear that the state will come after them for child support.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (TAmPV)

241 Wait till Joey adds Gov. Stacey Abrams to the ticket.

Black, angry, entitled, and obese. Should be fun!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

242 Biden had a lot of support before he actually announced. The Dem voter wanted some sanity and thought Biden was at least slightly normal compared to the rest of the field. Now they see he is just as screwed up in his own way as the others and he will end up tanking.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (x3kb9)

243 we still haven't looked at those polls and how many actual living americans they used

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (JziUy)

244
Honestly I don't even know why Joe is doing this.

Whoever goes up against Trump (and I doubt'll be him) is gonna have a bad time. Even with the media putting in 110% effort and Big Tech silencing every pro-Trump voice by campaign season (which will happen), this'll be the toughest campaign any Democrat has ever had to run since 1859.

He's not up to it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (AzW6q)

245 >>>Piece of advice: Lube up.

Not necessary after about 10 days, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Morbid Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (PbpT7)

246 221 My preferred pronouns are grumpy, grouchy and get the fuck off my lawn.
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at June 13, 2019 01:58 PM (vI+F1)

As a descendant of Karlings and Claudians, I identify as an Emperor, so my preferred pronouns are His Majesty / Your Majesty, etc.

If they want to play the unreality game, I'm going to start insisting on full honors and titles.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (J+mig)

247 Biden lacks Hillary's machine backing.

So far the Biden Machine seems to be about as incompetent as their candidate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2019 02:02 PM (oVJmc)

248 I hear the term and I just used it, but what IS a "sense-memory," anyway?

I thought you were just having fun. You used to have a similar gag, like "mind words" or something like that.

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2019 02:02 PM (n/eZB)

249 213 Speaking of womens' inalienable right to reproductive health-care, I watched Gosnell again last nite. It's a fine movie, highly recommended. Hate to use this cliche, but: It really is very thought-provoking.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact

The thing is the film really isn't about abortion -- it's about a horrible villainous doctor. But aside from one (rarely mentioned) moment, the film does NOT condemn abortion as a concept.

The key moment in the film, actually, has nothing to do with Gosnell and his actions. During the trial scene, a feminist pro-abortion doctor takes the stand to say that she's there to represent all the dedicated and talented doctors and abortion providers, and to let everyone know that they're NOT at all like Gosnell and his horrible ways. BUT THEN, the prosecution cross-examines her and gets her to describe what a "normal" non-illegal mid-term abortion is supposed to be like -- and her description was so grotesque that the audience has no choice but to become opposed to abortion in principle. THAT moment was the point of the film "Gosnell" -- and it has nothing to do with the crimes of Dr. Gosnell himself.

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:02 PM (oFcdC)

250 >>Really nasty ancient Egyptian trivia: they would leave the body of a beautiful woman who died out in the sun for 3 days before going to the embalmers to discourage necrophiles.

They're ALL cold in the dark.

Posted by: Ancient Egyptian Embalmer at June 13, 2019 02:02 PM (azYka)

251 >>>Yes, but isnt the center square usually a "freebie" that everyone starts with?

I was just kind of guessing about Bingo.

I'm just glad it turned out that there IS a G5 square.

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2019 02:02 PM (PbpT7)

252 >>Hope someone asks Joey Choo-Choo what Hunter did with the billion dollars the Chinese "invested" in his "business"

A billion and a half!!

~~Hookers~~ Strippers and blow:

@BenKTallmadge

Hunter Biden's wife SOBs in court as she details the collapse of her marriage:
Kathleen accuses Hunter of spending 100s of 1,000s $ Of marital funds on 'drugs, alcohol,prostitutes,strip clubs. . .'

Does he look like a multi-millionaire to you?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 02:02 PM (W+vEI)

253 to be honest, Biden telling some millenial weirdo to fuck off with that gay shit would be his winning moment of clarity, like when Prez Clinton told Sizta Soulja to shove off with, I quote, that "[N-word] stuff" in 1992.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:02 PM (JziUy)

254 241 Wait till Joey adds Gov. Stacey Abrams to the ticket.

Black, angry, entitled, and obese. Should be fun!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

I heard she is thinking of launching her own candidacy for 2020.

Posted by: IC at June 13, 2019 02:02 PM (a0IVu)

255 >>> >>Really nasty ancient Egyptian trivia: they would leave the body of a beautiful woman who died out in the sun for 3 days before going to the embalmers to discourage necrophiles.

oooh, post-mortem tan-lines are TIGHT!

Posted by: Necrophiliac Executive Guy at June 13, 2019 02:03 PM (PbpT7)

256 Yes, but isnt the center square usually a "freebie" that everyone starts with?

In fairness, Biden could well not know that.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2019 02:03 PM (oVJmc)

257 I can't help but now thinking of Choo Choo as "Sensuous Lover." I don't think that's a good thing. Damn that '74 interview! If he's going to stumble and fumble his way to the 'Rat nomination, they're likely going to "install" the properly SJW credentialed and numerous checkmarked boxed running mate to give him much of a chance.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 13, 2019 02:03 PM (JoUsr)

258 Ugh......just saw Loretta Lynch on an American Greed episode as prosecutor. What a joke.

Posted by: Emil Moresi at June 13, 2019 02:03 PM (Ga2pu)

259 It is intimidating when a man gets in your personal space, raises his voice, attempts to touch you, and gestures angrily.

I think the tweeter is being a little dramatic, but I also think Biden was trying to intimidate him. It's interesting that Biden did it even when 1. there are so many cameras around and b) the guy is some kind of lefty/ trans/ holy/ special victim.

Posted by: G. Gnome at June 13, 2019 02:04 PM (al6UK)

260 Yes, nasty assed retard Joe is certainly likable. Like Satan with Downs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 13, 2019 02:04 PM (Gzt/W)

261 196 1% whining that pink razors cost 25 cents more than blue ones

While refusing to buy blue ones because grrrl power
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 01:55 PM (39g3+)
***************
You think THAT'S bad, how about that they don't even sell men's maxipads!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at June 13, 2019 02:04 PM (Y274z)

262 Just left the guys making the 5G base station chips a few months ago. 5G is so complicated that it makes 4G LTE look like it was invented by kindergarteners.

The current plan had 1/4 of the US with 5G by 2025.

Read that again ... and guess which 1/4 of the US you are in.

Posted by: Woody Allen at June 13, 2019 02:04 PM (wyL+Z)

263 Halftard vs Notard?
Less is more!

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 13, 2019 02:04 PM (88+cf)

264 Not sure if anyone has pointed this out, but Biden being stupid is a plus for Democrats.

They're stupid. They relate to him.

Posted by: shibumi at June 13, 2019 02:04 PM (sktRI)

265 "I have been eagerly awaiting the Left to crawl into the identity politics bed"

Why? Identity politics is now in the mainstream of USA political thought. It dominates the narrative of academia, press, all media. Why would anybody wish it to become as dominant and powerful as it has?

People who hope for an outlandish political opposition, thinking it is a guaranteed loser, will be very surprised, very soon. We have an astonishingly stupid and miseducated electorate.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 02:04 PM (mk9aG)

266 Yes, but isnt the center square usually a "freebie" that everyone starts with?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (vFE9h)

_______

Of course...

Posted by: Paul Lynde at June 13, 2019 02:04 PM (flINI)

267 Gropin' Joe is giving retards a bad name.

Posted by: Archer at June 13, 2019 02:04 PM (gmo/4)

268 My brother, who is way more in the know about these things than I am, says that a lot of people in the tech industry are scratching their heads about 5G as a whole. Apparently the band of wavelengths for 5G starts to get interference from the molecules in the air, so that it'd be difficult to propagate a signal more than a few yards using it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (KUaJL)

269 You used to have a similar gag, like "mind words" or something like that.

"Mind thoughts" was borrowed from some fabulist. The guy who wrote stuff that wasn't true. Remember that guy?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

270 Joe Biden thinks he is a 'sensuous' lover? what? eww.

Posted by: IC at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (a0IVu)

271
Wait till Joey adds Gov. Stacey Abrams to the ticket.
Black, angry, entitled, and obese. Should be fun!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

That won't happen because she came out yesterday and said Biden offering her the VP slot would be insulting and racist.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (TAmPV)

272
I heard she is thinking of launching her own candidacy for 2020.

Posted by: IC at June 13, 2019 02:02 PM (a0IVu)

Even those few semi-intelligent people who voted for Tank are sick of her crap. The rest still think she won.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (ptqGC)

273 Hey, don't worry about Joe not winning, he's ahead in every poll. He's going to win and win big! Election night will be a short night.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (jUVms)

274 I heard she is thinking of launching her own candidacy for 2020.

--

Well, she already has her own orbit.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (JoUsr)

275 Does he look like a multi-millionaire to you?
Posted by: Lizzy

He definitely looks like greasy scum.

Posted by: Cheri at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (oiNtH)

276 Biden. The preferred candidate of thumbs and carb bloated sycophants everywhere.

Posted by: Marcus T, Keto is Not Science at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (VkWRL)

277 My question is how do people use this in referring to this individual? I get "This is K.C. Cray. Their interest is in yada yada. but the "Them"?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM (ahS0B)

Serious answer? English doesn't have a neuter pronoun specifically for people. The default, at least grammatically, is to use the masculine, and that's what you normally see in learned writing. Colloquially, we see people using the plural (they, them) as a work-around.

AFAIK, when I see a tranny-critter of some sort, I simply use "it" as a pronoun, since it's obvious that critter has abandoned humanity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (WG6O9)

278 Calling old joe "half a retard" is an insult to half retards.

Posted by: Ole, Evill twin of Sven at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (vqIkG)

279 aren't all memories sense memories?
Posted by: ace at June 13, 2019 01:59 PM

Once you get blamed for something you did in a dream your wife had, you realize that not all memories make sense.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (WfaIt)

280 Yes, nasty assed retard Joe is certainly likable. Like Satan with Downs.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 13, 2019 02:04 PM (Gzt/W)
++++++++++++
I worry about Biden, honestly. He and Sanders. If either gets the nom, it's a real fight. Bernie will get back his radicals and *maybe* carry it over the line, though I don't know. Biden can play centrist. He isn't one (or even if he his, his Valerie Jarrett won't be), but he can play one on TV and make the Upper Midwest, PA and OH extremely difficult.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (I2dne)

281 WE NEED 5G NOW SO GOOGLE CAN TRACK US DOWN TO THE MILLIMETER!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (oVJmc)

282 224 btw, I hear the term and I just used it, but what IS a "sense-memory," anyway?

aren't all memories sense memories?
Posted by: ace

I think a "sense memory" is meant to indicate a memory based on the three OTHER senses not including sight and hearing. So: recollections of smells, tastes and touch are sense memories.

And as you probably already know, the strongest memories of all are smell memories, much stronger the sight or hearing memories. People call recall exact smells from childhood and throughout their lives. Evolutionary biologists still don't know why that is true for almost every human.

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (oFcdC)

283 There's a 5G race?

So if China gets more transmitter poles up before we do, then they win the Cadillac El Dorodo, and we have to settle for the steak knives?

5G race? WTF is he babbling about?

And what if 5G causes cancer? I thought he was going to CURE it, not CAUSE it!

Posted by: RKae at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (hEma3)

284 It's interesting that Biden did it even when 1. there are so many
cameras around and b) the guy is some kind of lefty/ trans/ holy/
special victim.

These old entitled donkeys have lived a one percenter life of privilege for so long they tolerate nothing less than complete deference and adulation from the plebes. Recall ChiFi's scolding of the children who showed up at her Senate office to urge her to do something about global warming. I thought she was going to scratch their little eyes out.

Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (DJFLF)

285 >>"Mind thoughts" was borrowed from some fabulist. The guy who wrote stuff that wasn't true. Remember that guy? Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

Stephen Glass?

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (Bdeb0)

286 you have a way with words, Xipe

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (Rarvo)

287 Good news: no cancer

Bad news: get to go through this crap again next year

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (RU4sa)

288 Well, at least he didn't reference the "5G" vaporware scam, that would have been embarrassing.

Posted by: espinostifer at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (WTlGC)

289 5G starts to get interference from the molecules in the air, so that it'd be difficult to propagate a signal more than a few yards using it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously

--

Simple, don't leave your room.

- Your betters, the technology experts

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 13, 2019 02:07 PM (YslsA)

290 So if I put my dick into neutral gender will I have to double clutch?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 13, 2019 02:07 PM (RD7QR)

291 Really nasty ancient Egyptian trivia: they would leave the body of a beautiful woman who died out in the sun for 3 days before going to the embalmers to discourage necrophiles.

Really nasty modern American trivia: Bundy revisited the corpses of his victims to have sex with them until putrefaction made it impossible to do so anymore.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 13, 2019 02:07 PM (9t0Zz)

292 BTW, we don't say "half-a-retard!"

They prefer to be called "50%-clever Americans."

Posted by: RKae at June 13, 2019 02:07 PM (hEma3)

293 Has anyone asked Joey Bidet about the Oberlin case yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:07 PM (OGN1e)

294 2020 California Democratic Primary:

Biden 22%
Warren 18%
Sanders 17%
Harris 13%
Buttigieg 10%
O'Rourke 3%
Booker 1%
Posted by: Ha at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (MAstk)

I can't wrap my head around it. How does a lying, self-serving, duplicitous piece of shit like Two Dogs Fucking get 18%? Even in Californico. What do they tell themselves as they pull the lever? "She drinks beer, so she's cool!" "I love woo-woo Indians!" Or is more like, "She's a lying, self-serving, duplicitous piece of shit, but she'll do whatever it takes to put money in my pocket as long as she's in office. And fuck whoever's pocket she takes it from!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2019 02:07 PM (m79Dg)

295 Bad news: get to go through this crap again next year
Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (RU4sa)

With Soviet colonoscopy prep, crap goes through you!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 13, 2019 02:07 PM (NWiLs)

296 Is it me or does Biden even look older now. Like, I need a nap older.

They were pumping him full of Botox. But even that's not helping.

Posted by: Marcus T, Keto is Not Science at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (VkWRL)

297 >>I thought she was going to scratch their little eyes out. Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (DJFLF)

That was tasty. In so many words: "You don't vote, half-pint, so get fucked."

Mantis Pelosi. The cicada will be eaten.

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)

298 287
Good news: no cancer

YAY! Time to crack open a cold one.

Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (DJFLF)

299 Isn't Joe responsible for everyone who's died of cancer since 2008, when he and Barack could have cured it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (oVJmc)

300 Simple, don't leave your room.

- Your betters, the technology experts
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 13, 2019 02:07 PM (YslsA)
+++++++++++
With shoebox apartments, integrated shopping/dining options, covered pathways between major structures, etc., the city center dwellers are getting close to arcology living anyway...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (I2dne)

301 Honestly I don't even know why Joe is doing this.

I don't either. I wonder if he wasn't just told to do it and is dumb enough to just go along.

Does he look like a multi-millionaire to you?

I liked it better when millionaires looked like the Monopoly guy, spats and a cravat, monocle, cane. Now they dress like slobs and pretend they are just folks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (39g3+)

302 Oh crap. Windows wants to update my PC.

Dammit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (ptqGC)

303 Well, I can see where that finger reminded that...whatever kinda human...of a penis, so whoa. I think Joey queered it for himself with that little stunt.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (OX6sG)

304 I can't wrap my head around it

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are you new here? Liberals fucking hate you and are stupid.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (JziUy)

305 Yikes SMH

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (OGN1e)

306 And he still pwned Ryan in the debates with uncontested lies and his stupid shit-eating grin.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (uGHnY)

307 Funny, Insom.

In any case, I'm celebrating by doing an extra 30 minutes on my stationary bike.

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (RU4sa)

308 >>It's interesting that Biden did it even when 1. there are so many
cameras around and b) the guy is some kind of lefty/ trans/ holy/
special victim.

Arrogance. Remember Hillary talking down to the BLM woman at a campaign stop that went viral?

They are used to lecturing and intimidating the peons; they do not like the uppity ones who dare challenge them.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (W+vEI)

309 Er, Ihn, seiner?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (6zUVI)

310 Biden could've locked up a lot a votes if he just told that guy "you should be locked up for your own good".

Posted by: MAGA at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (I04sB)

311 Biden looks really old in that clip, really gray, really bald.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (oVJmc)

312 Has anyone asked Joey Bidet about the Oberlin case yet?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:07 PM (OGN1e)

They did. His response was, "Barack Oberlin is my BFF! Such a well-dressed, well spoken negro!"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (m79Dg)

313 302 Oh crap. Windows wants to update my PC.

Dammit.

----

that's bad, real bad. There's a new update floating around that kills ya computer. I heard people complaining about yesterday. chek out twitter or something.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (JziUy)

314 lol Anna

Next year is a year away.

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (RU4sa)

315 Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (RU4sa)

So glad that you don't have cancer. Sorry that you have to do the test again next year.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (ahS0B)

316 In any case, I'm celebrating by doing an extra 30 minutes on my stationary bike.
Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (RU4sa)

Yay! Whee! *throws confetti*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (NWiLs)

317 Mantis Pelosi. The cicada will be eaten.

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (Bdeb0)
Not just her menacing the little ones, she made sure the old hens who brought them knew who the Boss was, and it wasn't that fauxtaRican from the East Coast.

Posted by: kallisto at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (DJFLF)

318 How does a lying, self-serving, duplicitous piece of shit like Two Dogs Fucking get 18%? Even in Californico.
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First of all, they will vote for anything with a D behind its name. Secondly, vagina (if you can stomach the thought). Third, freeeeeee shit.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (c+VoD)

319 With shoebox apartments, integrated shopping/dining options, covered
pathways between major structures, etc., the city center dwellers are
getting close to arcology living anyway...

The life of lab-rats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:10 PM (OGN1e)

320 I can't help but now thinking of Choo Choo as "Sensuous Lover."

ohhhh yeah. *cues up the slow bass*

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 13, 2019 02:10 PM (evq2A)

321 deBlasio is at 0%

Posted by: Woody Allen at June 13, 2019 02:10 PM (wyL+Z)

322 Biden is too stupid to actually understand what is going on, but he apparently disrespected a mentally damaged person, who attempts to normalize her/it's sickness is actually what is needed these days.

Otherwise, this sickness of glorifying mentally damaged people will be required in society, as the Corporate Press is attempting to force on us today.

Oh, crap, I just said Biden did something right.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 13, 2019 02:10 PM (sy5kK)

323 Biden could've locked up a lot a votes if he just told that guy "you should be locked up for your own good".
Posted by: MAGA at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (I04sB)

Just not Demonicrat votes.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2019 02:10 PM (m79Dg)

324 Identity politics is unsustainable, that's why. And that's why it will be fun to watch Joe flip flop like a fish on the dock as he tries to be all things to all groups.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at June 13, 2019 02:10 PM (xBD64)

325 285 >>"Mind thoughts" was borrowed from some fabulist. The guy who wrote stuff that wasn't true. Remember that guy? Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (fuK7c)

Stephen Glass?
Posted by: Zod

2nd Corporal Soulpatterns Beauchamp

Posted by: x at June 13, 2019 02:10 PM (nFwvY)

326 Good lord, I hope it ends up with Betsy Warren. I hadn't considered her a possibility, I really still don't, but good lord...

Her vs Trump will be the Big Bottom Massacre, Part II.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:10 PM (AzW6q)

327 Unfortunately Fen, have a family history of polyps (my dad).

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:11 PM (RU4sa)

328 96 Is it me or does Biden even look older now. Like, I need a nap older.

They were pumping him full of Botox. But even that's not helping.
Posted by: Marcus T, Keto is Not Science at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (VkWRL)

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He sounds worse then he looks.

Posted by: MAGA at June 13, 2019 02:11 PM (I04sB)

329 Biden 22%
Warren 18%
Sanders 17%
Harris 13%
Buttigieg 10%
O'Rourke 3%
Booker 1%
Posted by: Ha at June 13, 2019 01:36 PM (MAstk)

There must be a mistake. This list doesn't include Avenatti.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 13, 2019 02:11 PM (KUaJL)

330
Joe Biden thinks he is a 'sensuous' lover? what? eww.

Posted by: IC at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (a0IVu)

Want a really terrifying mental picture? How about all that wrinkled glory swimming naked in front of you? That is what his security detail men and women had to endure. I would have shot him just to put him out of my misery.

Posted by: Archer at June 13, 2019 02:11 PM (gmo/4)

331 And he still pwned Ryan in the debates with uncontested lies and his stupid shit-eating grin.

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Question is...does that say more about Biden or less about Paul Stinking POS Ryan? I think it's the latter.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 13, 2019 02:11 PM (JoUsr)

332 So now some "government accountability office" says Kelly Ann needs to be fired for violating the Hatch act? Seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 13, 2019 02:11 PM (O2RFr)

333 Joey Bidet is that peach that has gone bad.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:11 PM (OGN1e)

334 Is it me or does Biden even look older now. Like, I need a nap older.

Yeah there's old, like Trump, then there's this wall you hit when suddenly you just can't function right any longer old. I watched my mom get there. She was spry and active and remembered things well, and then almost one day, she had a hard time remembering things, has a tough time getting out of a chair, is so tired she can't even sew any longer. Its awful to see happen.

Biden is past that wall. And even if he was not, he will be by the time January 2020 comes along. Trump will likely hit it some time late in his second term, if elected. It happened to Reagan, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:11 PM (39g3+)

335 Biden should give up on the presidency and apply for a job as that old dancing guy in the Six Flags commercials. Just in time for the Summer season!

Posted by: Marcus T, Keto is Not Science at June 13, 2019 02:12 PM (VkWRL)

336 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 13, 2019 02:12 PM (+3V6S)

337 He goes thru the same crap.

Like father, like daughter.

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:12 PM (RU4sa)

338 Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2019 02:07 PM (m79Dg)

Think about who is doing the voting. They are still Democrats in this day and age.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2019 02:12 PM (fdXL0)

339
How does a lying, self-serving, duplicitous piece of shit like Two Dogs Fucking get 18%?

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There are theories. One is that she's the only one who, Hillary-like, has detailed policies. (The others have slogans and gestures.)

Two is that she's stealing some of Trump's winning formula, running on something called Economic Patriotism or Patriotic Economics or something.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2019 02:12 PM (M9ntN)

340 *waves to JT*

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:12 PM (RU4sa)

341 SMH!

Great news!

yearly colonoscopies are a drag, but much better than a cancer diagnosis!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2019 02:12 PM (d7Ww2)

342 There must be a mistake. This list doesn't include Avenatti.

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Or that thing that eats with her gnarly comb.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 13, 2019 02:12 PM (JoUsr)

343 >>319 With shoebox apartments, integrated shopping/dining options, covered
pathways between major structures, etc., the city center dwellers are getting close to arcology living anyway...

"The gradual, almost imperceptible evolution of a confinement-lifestyle is for your own good..."

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (Bdeb0)

344 "Mind thoughts" was borrowed from some fabulist.

Mind head

MIND HEAD

Mind head?

Mind... Head

Mind HEAD

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (39g3+)

345 deBlasio is at 0%

With a bullet!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (oVJmc)

346 "THAT moment was the point of the film "Gosnell"" Yes, it shows again and again there isn't much difference, morally or in degree of grotesquery, between what we call legal abortion and illegal abortion.

Patient: "Please kill this thing growing inside me."
Doctor: "OK, all done! It's good and dead."
Patient: "Did you inject it with potassium chloride, and suck out its brains, being extra careful to kill it while it was still _inside_? You know: the humane way?"
Doctor: "No, I snipped the spine with scissors 30 seconds after it popped out."
Patient: "Oh you horrible fiendish monster!!"

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (mk9aG)

347 Really nasty ancient Egyptian trivia: they would leave the body of a beautiful woman who died out in the sun for 3 days before going to the embalmers to discourage necrophiles.

Really nasty modern American trivia: Bundy revisited the corpses of his victims to have sex with them until putrefaction made it impossible to do so anymore.

Posted by: bonhomme

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Ever heard of Carl Tanzler?

Fascinating tale. He stole the corpse of his beloved and lived with it for several years.

Read this. It will forever change you.

https://www.thevintagenews.com/2017/12/06/eccentric-doctor-corpse/

From the article: ...he stitched her up and inserted hard wires to preserve and change her posture at ease. In addition to that, he waxed the skin, stuffed the inside with rags, plastered her body and placed glass eyes in her eye sockets.

A more thorough investigation of her body found a delicately shaped cardboard tube placed in the genital region, most probably to allow for intercourse.

(A very early "Florida man" story!)

Posted by: RKae at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (hEma3)

348 I feel sorry for the white male liberals getting blown up in the minefield of political correctness they helped lay down over the years.

Well, almost feel sorry.

OK, how about enjoying every minute it and stocking up on popcorn for the show.

Posted by: Ripley at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (MxEKc)

349 Biden 22%

Warren 18%

Sanders 17%

Harris 13%

Buttigieg 10%

O'Rourke 3%

Booker 1%

Can you imagine the debate stage? Booker bending Butt-boy over while the rest of them tear into Joey choo-choo. Getcha popcorn.

Posted by: Timon at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (dKm4U)

350 >>Is it me or does Biden even look older now. Like, I need a nap older.

If I had to put a $100 on the candidate who is gonna have a stroke before Election Day, it's go on Sheriff Lunch Box Full Retard.

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (azYka)

351 Good news: no cancer

Bad news: get to go through this crap again next year
Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (RU4sa)

Congrats on being cancer-free! It may suck to do the round of tests again next year, but it would suck a lot more to have cancer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (WG6O9)

352 G-5? You mean, like, with Huma's fingers?

Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (18Iga)

353 I'm thinking it's gonna be Warren or Harris as the nominee. I think they'll be tougher to beat than Biden - with all of those suburban moms.
But I do think Trump will win.

Posted by: Mike at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (WWn8/)

354 Tru dat, nurse.

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (RU4sa)

355
It happened to Reagan, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Well, Alzheimer's happened to Reagan. Probably started during his second term.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2019 02:14 PM (M9ntN)

356 With shoebox apartments, integrated shopping/dining options, covered
pathways between major structures, etc., the city center dwellers are
getting close to arcology living anyway...

So you watched Brazil recently.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:14 PM (OGN1e)

357 271
Wait till Joey adds Gov. Stacey Abrams to the ticket.
Black, angry, entitled, and obese. Should be fun!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 13, 2019 02:01 PM (ptqGC)

That won't happen because she came out yesterday and said Biden offering her the VP slot would be insulting and racist.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (TAmPV)

Oh, so we owe her the Presidency now, not merely the Georgia governorship?

Posted by: rickl at June 13, 2019 02:14 PM (xjiRE)

358 If only Joe had been beating a drum. With the look on his her whatever's face, it's like the Covington kid all over again.

Posted by: Dad of Six at June 13, 2019 02:14 PM (VILFc)

359 How does a lying, self-serving, duplicitous piece of shit like Two Dogs Fucking get 18%?

1) Polls are trash
2) Flavor of the week - she hasn't done anything really awful and stupid lately so Dem voters are hoping maybe she won't suck

Remember the 2012 election when every week a different Republican was on top? Pay attention to who is always near the top every week, not who is on top this week.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:14 PM (39g3+)

360 Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2019 02:07 PM (m79Dg)

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Hilarious! Harris polls poorly in California but pretty good in Massachusetts while Warren polls badly in Mass and pretty good in California.

New Democrat trend: "favorite son" candidates all hated

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 02:14 PM (Z216Q)

361 "Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:11 PM (39g3+)"

I agree. The average person hits that wall. I've seen some escape it and be extraordinarily cogent until they go home to the Lord. But that ain't Biden. Anybody who has older folks, or is older can see it. He's just not that cogent or emotionally consistent.

Posted by: Marcus T, Keto is Not Science at June 13, 2019 02:14 PM (VkWRL)

362 Plugs McLiverspots

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2019 02:14 PM (azYka)

363 Yes, it shows again and again there isn't much difference, morally or in degree of grotesquery, between what we call legal abortion and illegal abortion.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact

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It's like the difference between shooting a guy who's standing in front of you, or shooting him through the door while he's in the other room.

Posted by: RKae at June 13, 2019 02:14 PM (hEma3)

364 Old time actors were amused and annoyed by method actors.After Dustin Hoffman stayed up several days to do a scene in Marathon Man Laurence Olivier told him"My dear boy,it's called ACTING."

Posted by: steevy at June 13, 2019 02:14 PM (AjVAj)

365 Booker is at 1% support, but supposedly beats Trump, who has 95% support of Republicans.

Sure.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2019 02:15 PM (oVJmc)

366 So you watched Brazil recently.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:14 PM (OGN1e)
++++++++
never seen it, actually. Always heard that I should, but I haven't.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 13, 2019 02:15 PM (I2dne)

367 Rocket strikes Chabad building in Sderot
Red alert in southern Israel as rocket scores direct hit on Chabad building.

nice neighbors

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:15 PM (FwN37)

368 147 >>>It wasn't until after SHE PUSHED HIM that he "freaked out".
I think Them means that Their "pushed him" on the question, not that Them physically pushed him.
Posted by: ace at June 13, 2019 01:49 PM (PbpT7)

Upon re-reading it, I think that you are correct.

I refuse to call her a "they". I'm not going to encourage drama queens of either gender, nor am I going to do anything to further mental illness.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at June 13, 2019 02:15 PM (SRRAx)

369 I'm thinking it's gonna be Warren or Harris as the nominee. I think they'll be tougher to beat than Biden - with all of those suburban moms.
But I do think Trump will win.
Posted by: Mike at June 13, 2019 02:13 PM (WWn8/)

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Eeeeh... I think any breathing individual with a (D) next to its name gets every single wine mom.

I think Biden would be tougher than Warren. You still need SOME men to vote for you.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:15 PM (AzW6q)

370 Biden should give up on the presidency and apply for a job as that old dancing guy in the Six Flags commercials.

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Oh, and he'd be perfect as Walter Matthau's character in Earthquake. Picture him dancing around the edge of that man-made pond in the basement of that building.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 13, 2019 02:15 PM (JoUsr)

371 I love the bugeyes she's doing. Like: "get any closer old man and you're going to be on the floor clutching some very painful balls."

Upper limit on age for President/Vice President.

They can't be over 82 when they finish two terms (if they go two terms)

That means they can't be over 74 when inaugurated.

They make age qualification of entry level and they should make a limit to exit.

Too many geezers in DC! And I'm entitled to say that cause I are a geezer.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (ZLL8y)

372 >>>351 Good news: no cancer

Bad news: get to go through this crap again next year
Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:06 PM (RU4sa)

Congrats on being cancer-free! It may suck to do the round of tests again next year, but it would suck a lot more to have cancer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

...

congrats!

Try to hold on to that whole new perspective you have on life. I was able to hold on to it for all of four hours, alas. Try to beat my PR.

Posted by: ace at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (PbpT7)

373 If Abrams runs, she's not going to the American Dental Association's endorsement.

Posted by: Mike at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (WWn8/)

374 360 Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2019 02:07 PM (m79Dg)

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Hilarious! Harris polls poorly in California but pretty good in Massachusetts while Warren polls badly in Mass and pretty good in California.

New Democrat trend: "favorite son" candidates all hated
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 02:14 PM (Z216Q)

Its the Pretty EX WIFE syndrome.

Yeah, she's pretty, but wait until you have to LIVE with her!

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (NgKpN)

375 I've seen some escape it and be extraordinarily cogent until they go home to the Lord.

Yeah there's a third category I didn't mention, the super healthy, vigorous type who seem completely fine and strong until suddenly they're dead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (39g3+)

376 Trump will likely hit it some time late in his second term, if elected. It happened to Reagan, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:11 PM (39g3+)

Trump's the kind of guy who's energized by competition and doing things. He'll probably stay coherent as long as he has a job, but his first year of retirement will hit like a freight train.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (J+mig)

377 A lot of people think it's creepy that I carry a picture of my dead wife in a bikini. Now, Doctor Jill, I literally call her Doctor Jill, thought it was on our honeymoon. Doc and I got back to our suite at the Scranton Super Eight, and she was a little miffed when I taped the picture to her forehead. Over the years, she's learned to like it.

Posted by: Joe Biden, man of the people at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (C1Lsn)

378 "what IS a "sense-memory," anyway?" An indelible hippocampal imprinting.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (mk9aG)

379 "My wagging finger identifies as a penis, and I was simply offering her a choice." -- Slow-Joe Bite-Me

Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (18Iga)

380 Harris polls poorly in California but pretty good in Massachusetts while Warren polls badly in Mass and pretty good in California.

Posted by: Huck Follywood

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The people in MA have personal experience with Warren and similar story in CA. Shows you how bad the candidates are; the less they are known, the more popular they are.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (YslsA)

381 By the way, think of what a jackass Paul Ryan had to be to let this dope our fox him on a debate.

Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T, Keto is Not Science at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (VkWRL)

382 Biden has definitely hit the elderly wall.

Reagan was sort of getting pigeonholed with that in the '84 election, and then he still showed he had a quick wit with "youth and inexperience" quip in the debate with Mondale and put it to bed.

But Biden does just seem really elderly now, like someone in a nursing home. But there's all sorts of US Senators that have the same dynamic going on and still get elected.

Posted by: Blago at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (UfkIY)

383 Harris will get the nom for Dems. Then they can blame her inexperience for when they lose.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 13, 2019 02:17 PM (ZLL8y)

384 (A very early "Florida man" story!)
Posted by: RKae

I'm told a similar procedure is planned for when the Chicken can't take it anymore...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 13, 2019 02:17 PM (AM1GF)

385 I think every poll that doesn't show Warren or Harris in the lead is misogynist.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 02:17 PM (Z216Q)

386

Joey is up on the latest technology. I remember him telling someone to write down the number of an internet site for him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 13, 2019 02:17 PM (OLCnA)

387
New Poll? Yes Please!

Posted by: Corey Bookburner at June 13, 2019 02:17 PM (UFLLM)

388 soulpatterns and mindthoughts, dreamscapes and imaginationseas...

Posted by: Scott Beauchamp, the world's whitest rapper at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (PbpT7)

389 Thanks AOP and ace. : )

Now trying to access my path report on MyVaHealth.

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (RU4sa)

390 How does a lying, self-serving, duplicitous piece of shit like Two Dogs Fucking get 18%? Even in Californico.
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First of all, they will vote for anything with a D behind its name. Secondly, vagina (if you can stomach the thought). Third, freeeeeee shit.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (c+VoD)

They all have D's after their name. Vagina doesn't explain Tulsi Gabbard, Amy Klobluchsr, Marianne Williamson, or Krsten Gillibrand. Third, they all push free shit. So, why Two Dogs Fucking?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (m79Dg)

391 367 Rocket strikes Chabad building in Sderot
Red alert in southern Israel as rocket scores direct hit on Chabad building.

nice neighbors
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:15 PM (FwN37)

Things are getting sporty over there.

And its all Iran.

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (NgKpN)

392 Joey Choo Choo smells of Mothballs and urine.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (flINI)

393 Joey is up on the latest technology. I remember him telling someone to write down the number of an internet site for him

865-7309?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (OGN1e)

394 The people in MA have personal experience with Warren and similar story in CA. Shows you how bad the candidates are; the less they are known, the more popular they are.

Both Obama and Hillary suffered from this. The more Obama was in the news, the worse he polled. Hillary, the more people knew her the worse she polled.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (39g3+)

395 ROCKET STRIKES SDEROT AS IDF BRACES FOR VIOLENCE ON GAZA BORDER
Like every Friday for over a year, thousands of Palestinians are expected to protest along the Gaza border fence, burning tires and throwing grenades and improvised explosive devices at troops.

That's a hell of a deal netanyahu negotiated last time? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (FwN37)

396 Joe was just thinking about the day coming when he can have a private jet like his buddy ManBearPig and all those Hollywood libs.

G5, playa! And LOTS of money!

*cues Flo-Rida*
https://youtu.be/sr9_GfeoCjk

Posted by: Bert G at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (tOP4K)

397 If Tank Abrams wins the intersectional Veep endorsement contest, she will immediately claim she wins. Even before the election.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (Z216Q)

398 An indelible hippocampal imprinting.
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Looks like it's time for another front door.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Fraud at June 13, 2019 02:19 PM (c+VoD)

399 North Korean leader Kim Jong-un sent a "very interesting" message to U.S. President Donald Trump in his latest personal letter, South Korean President Moon Jae-in said Thursday.

Posted by: Ha at June 13, 2019 02:19 PM (MAstk)

400 Serious answer? English doesn't have a neuter pronoun specifically for people. The default, at least grammatically, is to use the masculine, and that's what you normally see in learned writing. Colloquially, we see people using the plural (they, them) as a work-around.

AFAIK, when I see a tranny-critter of some sort, I simply use "it" as a pronoun, since it's obvious that critter has abandoned humanity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 02:05 PM (WG6O9)

I still default to masculine gender when the sex of the person in question is either unknown or irrelevant, because I detest the use of plural pronouns with singular verbs.

I also use "it" in reference to those of confused and/or confusing sexual identity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:19 PM (WDxUi)

401 "How does a lying, self-serving, duplicitous piece of shit like Two Dogs Fucking get 18%?"

She got a big early career boost when she appeared as a "financial expert" several times on the Dr. Phil Show. She'll get lots of votes from women who remember her face from back then.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (mk9aG)

402
ELINT News
@ELINTNews
#BREAKING: Pompeo just blamed Iran for literally every attack in the last 2 months

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (BqBId)

403 Truthfully, if it's curtains for Kellyanne I won't shed too many tears, due to that husband of hers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (O8WFE)

404 Yes, mind thoughts was Scott Beauchamp, the Baghdad Fabulist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (fuK7c)

405

Two Dogs Fucking has Haaaavad Gravitas.

And a clit the size of a 5 year olds penis. Pedo vote.

Posted by: Corey Bookburner at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (UFLLM)

406 Things are getting sporty over there.

And its all Iran.

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (NgKpN)

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And our fucking $1.5 billion.

Thanks for nothing, Commander Zero.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (Z216Q)

407 When I hear B12 at the parents assisted living center I automatically think Bravo12 and wonder if someone is calling for a previously registered TOT strike.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (e1mEI)

408 396 Joe was just thinking about the day coming when he can have a private jet like his buddy ManBearPig and all those Hollywood libs.

G5, playa! And LOTS of money!

*cues Flo-Rida*
https://youtu.be/sr9_GfeoCjk
Posted by: Bert G at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (tOP4K)

Big dick PLAYAH!!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (NWiLs)

409 My brother, who is way more in the know about these things than I am, says that a lot of people in the tech industry are scratching their heads about 5G as a whole. Apparently the band of wavelengths for 5G starts to get interference from the molecules in the air, so that it'd be difficult to propagate a signal more than a few yards using it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

Considering there are 5G networks up and running in the US, Japan, and China I think you may have misinterpreted what your brother said.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (cXV7n)

410 My lib sister who is an excellent bellwether for Dem insanity trends leans Warren with a strong Sandinista streak. Based on this, which is as accurate as any poll, I predict a Warren-Bernie ticket.

Posted by: Ripley at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (MxEKc)

411 I'm thinking it's gonna be Warren or Harris as the nominee. I think they'll be tougher to beat than Biden - with all of those suburban moms.
But I do think Trump will win.
Posted by: Mike

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I'm just not seeing that, I think both of those would get smoked worse than Biden, but I do agree that suburban women are unfortunately the biggest problem Republicans have right now.

Which is a big reason all the new abortion laws in certain states make me nervous.

Posted by: Blago at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (UfkIY)

412 399 North Korean leader Kim Jong-un sent a "very interesting" message to U.S. President Donald Trump in his latest personal letter, South Korean President Moon Jae-in said Thursday.
Posted by: Ha at June 13, 2019 02:19 PM (MAstk)

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Sending him the specs for a piranha pool in the WH?

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (RU4sa)

413 393 Joey is up on the latest technology. I remember him telling someone to write down the number of an internet site for him

865-7309?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM (OGN1e)

Jenny's not here... sorry...

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (NgKpN)

414 I'm told a similar procedure is planned for when the Chicken can't take it anymore...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 13, 2019 02:17 PM (AM1GF)

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HA! Good one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (jUVms)

415 Truthfully, if it's curtains for Kellyanne I won't shed too many tears, due to that husband of hers.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (O8WFE)

The Hatch Act is as relevant as the Logan Act

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (FwN37)

416 They all have D's after their name. Vagina doesn't explain Tulsi Gabbard, Amy Klobluchsr, Marianne Williamson, or Krsten Gillibrand. Third, they all push free shit. So, why Two Dogs Fucking?

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Warrenhauntas has had a lot more PR time in front of the camera, and the MFM foisting her headdress up since she was elected senator. Simple exposure, really. Gilli has had it to some degree, but not Big Chief Liz's level.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (JoUsr)

417 tropic thunder when tom cruise dressed as some fat bald guy offers up a G5 to Matthew McConaughey to let his actor/client die in the jungle is hilarious

Posted by: Jay in CDA at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (C6EDg)

418
The life of lab-rats.

Despite all my rage

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (aKsyK)

419 North Korean leader Kim Jong-un sent a "very interesting" message to
U.S. President Donald Trump in his latest personal letter, South Korean
President Moon Jae-in said Thursday.
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Yeah, he invited the Senate GOP caucus over to look at his fish tank

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (Z216Q)

420 Why isn't there a thread about Iran blowing up oil tankers with freakin' TORPEDOES, in the Strait of Hormuz? Very big news:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/ 9284293/explosions-oil-tankers-gulf-of-oman-iran/

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (oFcdC)

421 are you new here? Liberals fucking hate you and are stupid.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:08 PM (JziUy)

Yeah, they hate me, but their masters are not stupid. They do whatever it takes to win. Warren can't win. Are they throwing the election since they know no one can beat Trump and they're focusing on 2024?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (m79Dg)

422 The Hatch Act is as relevant as the Logan Act
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (FwN37)

Agreed, but a request like that from the special prosecutor's office is no laughing matter.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 13, 2019 02:22 PM (O8WFE)

423 SMH, not even mutant piranhas with steel teeth will not be able to chew on the likes of Pelosi. Nadler on the other hand...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:22 PM (OGN1e)

424 Truthfully, if it's curtains for Kellyanne I won't shed too many tears, due to that husband of hers.

I don't really care for her, but I appreciate what she's managed to do. I don't want her fired, or not fired. I just don't care about her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:22 PM (39g3+)

425 http://bit.ly/2F87Raa
*******
Michigan prosecutors say they're dropping all charges against 8 people in Flint water scandal - Breaking911

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 13, 2019 02:22 PM (BqBId)

426 867-5309 (Jenny)

Posted by: Archer at June 13, 2019 02:22 PM (gmo/4)

427 Apparently the band of wavelengths for 5G starts to get interference from the molecules in the air, so that it'd be difficult to propagate a signal more than a few yards using it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

Considering there are 5G networks up and running in the US, Japan, and China I think you may have misinterpreted what your brother said.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (cXV7n)

That would make sense. I was trying to figure how molecules in the air would interfere materially with signal transmission.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:22 PM (WDxUi)

428 Dude literally can't stop himself. What an idiot. How hard is it to just keep your hands to yourself?

Posted by: Blacksheep at June 13, 2019 02:22 PM (8/DeP)

429 Oppps, one too many 'nots' in that last post.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:23 PM (OGN1e)

430 Why isn't there a thread about Iran blowing up oil tankers with freakin' TORPEDOES, in the Strait of Hormuz? Very big news:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/ 9284293/explosions-oil-tankers-gulf-of-oman-iran/
Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (oFcdC)

Well latest updates say it was not torpedoes, but yes Iran is behind it and Yes it should be bigger news but get the big bad orange man is all the MSM can fixate on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:23 PM (FwN37)

431 Which is a big reason all the new abortion laws in certain states make me nervous.
Posted by: Blago at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (UfkIY)

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Again, I think the wine moms are so far gone that nothing will change them to (R) ever.

Too much sedatives and pink zin gave 'em all the jelly brains.

And the majority of white women who went for Trump last time, will again I believe. I think a lot of them were pretty apprehensive, and will be less so this time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:23 PM (AzW6q)

432 tom cruise dressed as ~~some fat bald guy~~ Harvey Weinstein

Fixt for accuracy

Posted by: Bert G at June 13, 2019 02:23 PM (tOP4K)

433 https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/ 9284293/explosions-oil-tankers-gulf-of-oman-iran/
Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (oFcdC)

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JJ mentioned it in the morning links.

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:23 PM (RU4sa)

434 Colloquially, we see people using the plural (they, them) as a work-around.

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A very smart method (IMO) that came into use about 40 or 50 years ago is to say "he" half the time and "she" half the time.

Simple. Fair. Interesting.

Don't know why that got thrown out for the improper use of "they."

I FUCKING HATE "they" as a singular. It sounds like a child speaking; like someone who says "lie-berry."

Posted by: RKae at June 13, 2019 02:23 PM (hEma3)

435 313 302 Oh crap. Windows wants to update my PC.

Dammit.

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that's bad, real bad. There's a new update floating around that kills ya computer. I heard people complaining about yesterday. chek out twitter or something.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:09 PM (JziUy)

I got the notice yesterday and clicked on 'Another time'. Got up this morning and my computer had been rebooted. I guess they got to pick the 'other time'.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2019 02:23 PM (cF8AT)

436 "Why isn't there a thread about Iran blowing up oil tankers with freakin' TORPEDOES, in the Strait of Hormuz?"

Why are all the reports putting "torpedo" in quotes? Is this a Gulf of Tonkin / USS Maddox kind of deal?

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 02:24 PM (mk9aG)

437 Joe Biden is a good and honest man but I hope KC will be Ok from this unintended traumatic assault...

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 13, 2019 02:24 PM (yhf6w)

438 LOL Anna!

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:24 PM (RU4sa)

439 >>Agreed, but a request like that from the special prosecutor's office is no laughing matter.

Office of the Special Counsel, no relation to Mueller.

Trump has already told them to smell the glove. It was a dumb finding that would have meant everyone who has ever held that job should have stepped down.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 13, 2019 02:24 PM (PxX58)

440 I think KellyAnne is great. Aside from her taste in men she's a fighter and smart politically.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:24 PM (jUVms)

441 Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM

I've seen (an unverified) report that an unexploded limpet mine was found on one of the burning tankers.

Posted by: Bert G at June 13, 2019 02:25 PM (tOP4K)

442

#G5Joe

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 13, 2019 02:25 PM (sy5kK)

443 I do hope we are not going to get into a war with Iran.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2019 02:25 PM (ahS0B)

444 Harris did not poll well in the latest MA poll.

She's going nowhere.

Posted by: Ha at June 13, 2019 02:25 PM (MAstk)

445 >>"he" half the time and "she" half the time.

Shim.

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 02:25 PM (Bdeb0)

446 I think Kellyanne needs to be fired, and that it's not "fair" to her, but I don't know what you do when you have a husband that has decided he is going to use this as a platform to vent his Trump hate.

I would honestly leave my spouse if they decided to engage in something like that.

He can certainly have his opinions, but he can also keep them to himself and not sabotage her.

Posted by: Blago at June 13, 2019 02:25 PM (UfkIY)

447 When they apply the same Hatch Act to COngress get back to me. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:25 PM (FwN37)

448 Those are batshit crazy eyes on that guy.

They guy has one mode....bully.

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at June 13, 2019 02:25 PM (ymnmz)

449 Warrenhauntas has had a lot more PR time in front of the camera, and the MFM foisting her headdress up since she was elected senator. Simple exposure, really. Gilli has had it to some degree, but not Big Chief Liz's level.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (JoUsr)

Yep. And all that PR is a real feather in her ... uh ... hat?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:25 PM (WDxUi)

450
Why isn't there a thread about Iran blowing up oil tankers with freakin' TORPEDOES, in the Strait of Hormuz? Very big news:

The damaged tanker looks like it was hit above the waterline so I'm guessing it was a drone not a torpedo.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 13, 2019 02:26 PM (TAmPV)

451
That would make sense. I was trying to figure how molecules in the air would interfere materially with signal transmission.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at

THough, there is a problem related to weather satellites and 5G.

Apparently the 5G signals interfere with the microwave sensors used to measure water vapor in the atmosphere.

From Wattsupwiththat:

"Among the spectrum recently auctioned off by the FCC for 5G is a band of frequencies near 24 GHz (GHz is gigahertz, or a billion cycles per second). Unfortunately, this is close to 23.8 GHz, a frequency in which water vapor emits microwave radiation and which is used by weather satellites to determine the three-dimension properties of the atmosphere. "

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2019 02:26 PM (cXV7n)

452 Fen,

I pray we do not. My youngest goes to Marine boot camp in October.

OOORAH

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2019 02:26 PM (d7Ww2)

453 We need to get an F-22 to sky-write a penis over Tehran.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:26 PM (OGN1e)

454 " how molecules in the air would interfere materially with signal transmission."

Atmosphere does attenuate all electromagnetic radiation to some degree or another. Don't worry about it. 5G is going to be wonderful for those who can afford it.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 02:26 PM (mk9aG)

455 Oppps, one too many 'nots' in that last post.

Not

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:26 PM (39g3+)

456 441 Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM

I've seen (an unverified) report that an unexploded limpet mine was found on one of the burning tankers.
Posted by: Bert G

That I could believe. Iranian frogmen putting limpet mines on passing tankers.

And that basically PROVES it was a state actor, because jive-ass terror cells can put together a frogmen team nor manufacture limpet mines. HAD to be Iran.

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:27 PM (oFcdC)

457 Thanks, Obama, you traitorous political clown.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:27 PM (jUVms)

458 terror cells can put = terror cells CAN'T put

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:27 PM (oFcdC)

459

5G warps the fabric of space and time.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2019 02:27 PM (aKsyK)

460 I pray we do not. My youngest goes to Marine boot camp in October.

OOORAH

"SAAAALUTE!"
--Scio, Oregon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:27 PM (39g3+)

461 444 Harris did not poll well in the latest MA poll.

She's going nowhere.
Posted by: Ha at June 13, 2019 02:25 PM (MAstk)

She's not easy to warm to, that's for sure. And despite her having previously infested California, I don't detect any enthusiasm for her here, either. (Totally anecdotal, but still ...)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:27 PM (WDxUi)

462 "I do hope we are not going to get into a war with Iran."

I'm with you, FS, absolutely.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM (mk9aG)

463 Clowns can be scary, creepy, and sometimes even funny.

Gaylord was never funny.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM (OGN1e)

464 Maybe Stormy Daniels would like to be our special enjoy to Tehran. See how that goes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM (Z216Q)

465 My youngest goes to Marine boot camp in October.

OOORAH
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2019 02:26 PM (d7Ww2)

Parris Island or A Holywood Marine?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM (FwN37)

466 I got the notice yesterday and clicked on 'Another time'. Got up this morning and my computer had been rebooted. I guess they got to pick the 'other time'.
Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2019 02:23 PM (cF8AT)

I always turn Automatic Updates off. Perhaps that's not possible in Win 10? Two reasons: one being that I don't want the damned thing updating itself right when I'm in the middle of important work, or reading the HQ; the other being that not all updates are necessary, or even safe. I wait until it becomes common knowledge that "update soandso is both safe, and necessary to correct some vulnerability".

And I don't trust MS to make that assessment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM (WG6O9)

467 Atmosphere does attenuate all electromagnetic radiation to some degree or another.
Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 02:26 PM (mk9aG)

Of course. That's why I said "materially."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM (WDxUi)

468 >> Truthfully, if it's curtains for Kellyanne I won't shed too many tears, due to that husband of hers.

Pretty sure that's exactly why he's doing what he's doing.

He doesn't want her working for Trump (probably wants to leave DC, back to his cushy job where he was somebody).

She does.

So, he's going to make working for Trump so difficult she quits, is fired, or files for divorce (releasing him to go home).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM (W+vEI)

469 like someone who says "lie-berry."

Oh, I see you've met my mom.
Yes, it makes me cringe. Just like when says, "Raise the window down".

Posted by: Bert G at June 13, 2019 02:29 PM (tOP4K)

470 Zombie @ 282
So true about smell memories. I still remember the Heavenly aroma of burnt 22 rimfire ammo on a crisp winter morning squirrel huntin in me beloved Ozarks...

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 13, 2019 02:29 PM (Gzt/W)

471 Wouldn't it be hilarious that the Deep State is working with the Iranians to derail Trump?

Of course, that would be preposterous...

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:29 PM (RU4sa)

472 Blowjobs to anyone who votes for me!!!

Hell, blowjobs for anyone!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at June 13, 2019 02:29 PM (vg8iE)

473 Posted by: Nevergiveup

Southern California

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2019 02:29 PM (d7Ww2)

474 435 313 302 Oh crap. Windows wants to update my PC.

Dammit.

I have an old Samsung laptop and my Win 10 update yesterday went flawlessly. Honestly, I wasn't aware of the problem others mention.

YMMV, of course.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 13, 2019 02:29 PM (sy5kK)

475

As the next Supreme Court Justice I look forward to Kamalaho joining me on the bench, even if she is a cvnt. She employs a lot of white twinks, and you can always use more fish in the pond!

Posted by: Corey Bookburner at June 13, 2019 02:29 PM (UFLLM)

476 Gaylord was never funny.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM (OGN1e)

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Can't argue with that.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:29 PM (jUVms)

477 Maybe he was thinking of revving up the powerful Mach 5.

Maybe he's Chim-Chim.

Posted by: DaveA at June 13, 2019 02:29 PM (FhXTo)

478 Parris Island or A Holywood Marine?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM (FwN37)

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Heh.

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:30 PM (RU4sa)

479 >>We need to get an F-22 to sky-write a penis over Tehran.

"The shaft is going to have to be really big, Sir."

Posted by: garrett at June 13, 2019 02:30 PM (azYka)

480 415
Truthfully, if it's curtains for Kellyanne I won't shed too many tears, due to that husband of hers.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (O8WFE)

The Hatch Act is as relevant as the Logan Act

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:21 PM (FwN37)

JASAOL
Just Another Selective Application of Law

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 13, 2019 02:30 PM (ymnmz)

481
Considering there are 5G networks up and running in the US, Japan, and China I think you may have misinterpreted what your brother said.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (cXV7n)

There is a range limitation. It works well in population concentrations but does not translate to low densities. There are also losses due to obstructions. The supposed advantages are extensively overblown.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 13, 2019 02:30 PM (e1mEI)

482 Yeah, unless Iran is using WW2 era torpedo's that detonate by contacting the hull of the ship, I doubt it was a torpedo attack. A modern non-nuclear torpedo is designed to detonate under the target ship's hull. The combination of the shock wave and evacuation of water under the hull from the blast breaks the keel and sinks the ship.

Posted by: Archer at June 13, 2019 02:30 PM (gmo/4)

483 Yes, it makes me cringe. Just like when says, "Raise the window down".

Never heard that one, but the principal at my grade school kept pronouncing "wash" as if it had an 'r' in it. Drove me nuts as a kid.

"Don't forget to warsh your hands!"

Its like people who drop the r from "Strength". That athlete has a lot of strennth!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:30 PM (39g3+)

484 471 Wouldn't it be hilarious that the Deep State is working with the Iranians to derail Trump?

Of course, that would be preposterous...
Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:29 PM (RU4sa)

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Local radio talk show host was already speaking about this as a false flag.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:30 PM (jUVms)

485 865-7309?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:18 PM

That's not me.

Posted by: Jenny at June 13, 2019 02:31 PM (WfaIt)

486 Its like people who drop the r from "Strength". That athlete has a lot of strennth!
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Losers. We all know it's pronounced, "schtrength."

Posted by: Michelle O at June 13, 2019 02:31 PM (vg8iE)

487 nurse - A land invasion of Iran would be insane. I don't think Trump is insane. Try not to worry too much.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:32 PM (AzW6q)

488 There is a range limitation. It works well in population concentrations but does not translate to low densities. There are also losses due to obstructions. The supposed advantages are extensively overblown.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 13, 2019 02:30 PM (e1mEI)

Just out of curiosity, what frequency does 5G use?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:32 PM (WDxUi)

489 >>"Don't forget to warsh your hands!"

Yooman being.

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)

490 Parris Island or A Holywood Marine?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM (FwN37)

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Heh.
Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:30 PM (RU4sa)

Marines who went to boot camp at Parris Island SC call Marines who go to MCRD San Diego Hollywood Marines. It is a not so subtle dig

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:32 PM (FwN37)

491 "What will cost Joe Biden more, that Robert Gates wrote in his book that Joe Biden had gotten every single foreign policy question of the past 40 years wrong, or that he wagged his finger in front of a person of neutral gender?"

If he or she had been good-looking and 10 years younger Biden might have face-wagged something else.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 13, 2019 02:32 PM (kfcYC)

492 Glad people noticed the transposition but that is exactly how I imagine Joey Bidet thinking that was the correct number and then getting mad when told no there is no Jenny here.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:32 PM (OGN1e)

493 Considering there are 5G networks up and running in the US, Japan, and China I think you may have misinterpreted what your brother said.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (cXV7n)

5G uses Frequencies that have VERY short ranges. We're talking 10's to 100's of Meters.

Also, virtually any solid surface will block those frequencies as well.

So Cities may get it, Suburbs probably not. Rural? Not worth the investment for companies to do it.

You will also have to replace all you devices to use.

It will also bleed over (due to side bands) into other spectra that are used for other purposes, like Weather satellites may be as much as 30% less effective. Some Air Search Radars will also be affected (higher background 'noise' will mean less sensitivity).

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:32 PM (NgKpN)

494 Its like people who drop the r from "Strength". That athlete has a lot of strennth!

Ahem

Posted by: The Letter G at June 13, 2019 02:32 PM (fuK7c)

495 Just out of curiosity, what frequency does 5G use?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:32 PM (WDxUi)

No idea.

Posted by: Kenneth at June 13, 2019 02:33 PM (NWiLs)

496 he damaged tanker ~~looks like it was hit above the waterline~~

Is still floating so it wasn't a torpedo.

Posted by: DaveA at June 13, 2019 02:33 PM (FhXTo)

497
5G only helps East River, Inside the Beltway and Horrywood ProgTard Fuckwads. Suburban, not, flyover, forget it.

Our betters spending our money to dry fuck us up the waste disposal chute, again.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 13, 2019 02:33 PM (UFLLM)

498 A land invasion would take a whole lot more than a few jarheads, that's for sure.

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:33 PM (RU4sa)

499 like someone who says "lie-berry."

Oh, I see you've met my mom.
Yes, it makes me cringe. Just like when says, "Raise the window down".

Posted by: Bert G

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Oh, here's a good one: "Alls you have to do is..."

I sometimes lie awake at night wondering if "alls" should have an apostrophe before the "s." Always hard to tell with a completely nonexistent word.

Posted by: RKae at June 13, 2019 02:33 PM (hEma3)

500 Ahem
Posted by: The Letter G

Whatever. They look the same, if you squint really hard and have a headache.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:33 PM (39g3+)

501 I think Kellyanne is pretty vital, and if she goes I'll have the sadz.

She's professional and she's a shark. Anytime Democrats-with-bylines try to nail her with something the President tweeted or twist her words in some obviously unintended way, she is not shy. She goes right at them. Having her on the communications team has been very good.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (Z216Q)

502 Just out of curiosity, what frequency does 5G use?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:32 PM (WDxUi)

No idea.
Posted by: Kenneth at June 13, 2019 02:33 PM (NWiLs)

______

You think that's funny?

Posted by: Dan Rather at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (flINI)

503 No idea.
Posted by: Kenneth at June 13, 2019 02:33 PM (NWiLs)

LOL

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (WG6O9)

504 Parris Island or A Holywood Marine?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM

You're spending too much time at Parris Island and Cherry Point, letting base canards like this rub off on you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (WfaIt)

505 NO ONE is talking about invading Iran.

But if some thing went boom in the night? Well shit happens

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (FwN37)

506 Posted by: The Letter G

By the way I loved your sponsorship for Sesame Street

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (39g3+)

507 Just out of curiosity, what frequency does 5G use?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

band near 24ghz

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (cXV7n)

508 If we have to discipline Iran, I hope we do it exclusively from the air.

bomb those motherfuckers back to the middle ages.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)

509 Iran could easily have built a 2 man submersible for men with scuba gear, they could approach, attach a limpet mine, and leave without being detected. That technology has been around for a long time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (k1TUh)

510 Trump: damaged tankers.
Small time bombs attached via scuba. A warning only. JMO.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (Gzt/W)

511 Never heard that one, but the principal at my grade school kept pronouncing "wash" as if it had an 'r' in it. Drove me nuts as a kid.

"Don't forget to warsh your hands!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:30 PM (39g3+)

Then be sure to stay out of Boston. In the delightful accent there, they drop "Rs" from words that have them, and add them to words that do not.

E.g., "pahk" and "Cuber." Apparently there is some conservation of "Rs" thing going on there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (WDxUi)

512 Just out of curiosity, what frequency does 5G use?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:32 PM (WDxUi)

28 GHZ.

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:35 PM (NgKpN)

513 Its like people who drop the r from "Strength". That athlete has a lot of strennth!

Ahem
Posted by: The Letter G

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How 'bout people who say "heighth" instead of "height"?

Posted by: RKae at June 13, 2019 02:35 PM (hEma3)

514 You're spending too much time at Parris Island and Cherry Point, letting base canards like this rub off on you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (WfaIt)

No doubt. Especially since I am now Attached to Camp Lejeune. LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:35 PM (FwN37)

515 Does anyone seriously think that Biden has any chance of winning the Primary, let alone the general?

Buehler? Buehler?

Honestly, I'd be shocked if Biden is still a candidate on Labor Day.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 13, 2019 02:35 PM (kfcYC)

516 band near 24ghz
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (cXV7n)

Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:35 PM (WDxUi)

517 Iran could easily have built a 2 man submersible for men with scuba gear, they could approach, attach a limpet mine, and leave without being detected.

Yeah but so could some random Jobu with a fishing boat and a set of magnets. It doesn't take super high technology and the IMF to create and stick an explosive on a gigantic slow moving ship

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:35 PM (39g3+)

518 I would love Biden to do the old molester hug and hair sniff and find out it was a tranny.

Posted by: MAGA at June 13, 2019 02:35 PM (I04sB)

519 bomb those motherfuckers back to the middle ages.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)

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What do you mean back?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:35 PM (jUVms)

520 But Biden is crushing Trump, in Texas!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 13, 2019 02:36 PM (yQpMk)

521 I do hope we are not going to get into a war with Iran.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 13, 2019 02:25 PM (ahS0B)

With America, the war is not the problem It's the following peace that ruins things.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 13, 2019 02:36 PM (m79Dg)

522 Does anyone seriously think that Biden has any chance of winning the Primary, let alone the general?

Buehler? Buehler?

Honestly, I'd be shocked if Biden is still a candidate on Labor Day.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 13, 2019 02:35 PM (kfcYC)

Ditto

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2019 02:36 PM (FwN37)

523 28 GHZ.
Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:35 PM (NgKpN)

Thanks to you, too!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:36 PM (WDxUi)

524 to be honest, though, 5G is worthless and scary. The idiot phone companies in America are like, "let's put emitters everywhere, we won't be sued for a billion dollars in a year or two".

In europe, they're curtailed that shit because, um, radiation. But I guess American consumers need their candy crush updates downloaded 1% faster.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:36 PM (JziUy)

525 I donno how autocorrect made Re: into Trump.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 13, 2019 02:36 PM (Gzt/W)

526 Cavuto had Valerie Jarrett on Fox Business. If he had asked about her favorite color that would have been the toughest question.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at June 13, 2019 02:37 PM (Lg/Uq)

527 It's hard to imagine but Sanders might actually be the Democrats best bet now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 13, 2019 02:37 PM (yQpMk)

528 Joe Biden was incapacitated by a stroke on July 4, 2019.

Posted by: Future Guy at June 13, 2019 02:37 PM (4Eo4+)

529 519 bomb those motherfuckers back to the middle ages.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)

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What do you mean back?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:35 PM (jUVms)

Like bombing Detroit. How could you tell the difference?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 13, 2019 02:37 PM (NWiLs)

530 So Iran has deployed the WWII British Chariot to attack tankers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:37 PM (OGN1e)

531
Yes, it makes me cringe. Just like when says, "Raise the window down".

My grandmother always use to say" close the electricity" when she wanted you to turn something off.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 13, 2019 02:37 PM (TAmPV)

532 "my Win 10 update yesterday went flawlessly."

Mine too. As it always does. I'm not saying they'll _never_ f*ck it up, but so far, Win 10 has been solid for me, on all my PCs and laptops. People love to slam Microsoft, but Win 10 works really well.

The outrage will begin when they start charging monthly for the service. MS calls Win 10 an SaaS, a "service," not an O/S, so expect fees coming someday.

(I'm just as comfortable on Linux as on Win 10, so I move among them easily. I'd love to recommend Linux over Win 10, but it's still too difficult for my friends to use as easily as Win 10.)

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 02:37 PM (mk9aG)

533 >>>471 Wouldn't it be hilarious that the Deep State is working with the Iranians to derail Trump?

Of course, that would be preposterous...
Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:29 PM (RU4sa)
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Listen here good sir!

We have TOP MEN investigating this Iran matter - TOP MEN.

The kind of TOP MEN that don't get fooled by a fake pee dossiers b/c our TOP MEN write pee dossiers, not believe in them!

Harrumph!

Posted by: Intelligence Community at June 13, 2019 02:37 PM (wQMQx)

534 Honestly, I'd be shocked if Biden is still a candidate on Labor Day.

Me too.

Then be sure to stay out of Boston. In the delightful accent there, they drop "Rs" from words that have them, and add them to words that do not.

I think accents are charming and have no problem with that. I have a problem with a principal at a grade school being unable to speak plain English and misleading kids. Learn to wrangle your accent at least at work, so you are not confusing grade school kids about spelling and pronunciation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:37 PM (39g3+)

535 OK, we are up to the Peeves portion of this broadcast.

The military pronounces cache as cash-ay. We found a cash-ay of weapons. Cache is pronounced cash. Cash-ay is spelled cachet and it means allure.

People argue about whether to say it's not my for-tay, for it's not my forte. Well, it would be pronounced fort if forte were a word, but it's not. Ce n'est pas mon fort. Fort pronounced forr.

/peeves

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2019 02:37 PM (fuK7c)

536 28 GHZ.

Are we talking about time travel again?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 13, 2019 02:38 PM (yQpMk)

537 399 North Korean leader Kim Jong-un sent a "very interesting" message to U.S. President Donald Trump in his latest personal letter, South Korean President Moon Jae-in said Thursday.
Posted by: Ha at June 13, 2019 02:19 PM (MAstk)

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Sending him the specs for a piranha pool in the WH?

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (RU4sa)

Retrofitting the pool under the White House Press Briefing Room has never been more worthwhile!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 13, 2019 02:38 PM (hLRSq)

538 >>Then be sure to stay out of Boston. In the delightful accent there, they drop "Rs" from words that have them, and add them to words that do not.

My experience is the most gratuitous additions of 'r's is in the RI accent.

Actors never get the Boston accent right and I wish they would stop trying.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 02:38 PM (W+vEI)

539 477 Maybe he was thinking of revving up the powerful Mach 5.

Maybe he's Chim-Chim.
Posted by: DaveA

See comment #201 above.

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:38 PM (oFcdC)

540 Iran could easily have built a 2 man submersible for men with scuba gear, they could approach, attach a limpet mine, and leave without being detected. That technology has been around for a long time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (k1TUh)

Heck, they got $1.5 billion from Barky. They could buy that shit from any good dive shop. And one diver pulled by a Sea-Tow could attach limpet mines to 2 ships in the time available on his air tanks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 02:38 PM (WG6O9)

541 402
ELINT News
@ELINTNews
#BREAKING: Pompeo just blamed Iran for literally every attack in the last 2 months
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 13, 2019 02:20 PM (BqBId)

And he's not wrong.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 13, 2019 02:38 PM (RD7QR)

542 Seriously doubt if they were struck by torpedoes. Torpedoes are generally set to either strike well below water line OR for the sophisticated ones to go off as they pass under the keel.

Pics show flames along the outside above the water line and one shows the flames all along the hull.

I'm guessing a mine got loose. (Muslims. Not very mechanically inclined or paying much attention maintenance. It's that In'shallah attitude which is worse than the manana attitude of the hispanics (I know stereotype).

Plus those tanker aren't full. They're in ballast so they're just low enough for the prop to grab water and not air.

Maybe a missile? What's seems to be burning is the residue of oil in the tanks and the paint on the ships side.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 13, 2019 02:38 PM (ZLL8y)

543 Joey Bidet will probably wear white after Labor Day.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:38 PM (OGN1e)

544 Biden looks just plain weird. His hair is what, painted on? His face looks like a mask with slits where the eyes go. Is he a plastic-surgery-gone-wrong example or did he just age terribly badly? Whatever it is, he looks off.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 13, 2019 02:38 PM (COzlW)

545
It's not Gay if you're Under Way. Or don't make eye contact. Or are on top. Or only do it in the SDDV. Or get absolution from the Imam after. Or ritually bathe your junk after. Or don't swallow. or...

Posted by: Iranian Combat Diver at June 13, 2019 02:39 PM (UFLLM)

546 Just out of curiosity, what frequency does 5G use?
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Don't trigger me, bro!

Posted by: Dan Rather aka Kenneth at June 13, 2019 02:39 PM (hjaPQ)

547 I think it was PJ O'Rourke who supported extreme measures to make sure the Middle East never had any kind of political or economic power ever again, mainly by turning the entire area into a sheet of glass and going in with Windex to mop it all up. Then the ME would be used for nuclear waste storage.

One very real concern....that's a lot of Windex.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at June 13, 2019 02:39 PM (eytER)

548 Biden looks like he may have halitosis.

Posted by: IC at June 13, 2019 02:39 PM (a0IVu)

549 Mine too. As it always does. I'm not saying they'll _never_ f*ck it up, but so far, Win 10 has been solid for me, on all my PCs and laptops.

Oh it doesn't mess up your computer, it messes up your programs. Now suddenly you can't use your graphics program! Now your email program can't send email! Even Microsoft's own programs get messed up by their updates.

My grandmother always use to say" close the electricity" when she wanted you to turn something off.

My mom thinks internet needs a definite article. "he doesn't have an internet." I give her a pass, she was born in the 30s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:39 PM (39g3+)

550 If the suits are smart they will give the nom to Kamala and Tank and stand back and watch the funeral pyre.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 13, 2019 02:39 PM (2LelM)

551 524 to be honest, though, 5G is worthless and scary. The idiot phone companies in America are like, "let's put emitters everywhere, we won't be sued for a billion dollars in a year or two".

In europe, they're curtailed that shit because, um, radiation. But I guess American consumers need their candy crush updates downloaded 1% faster.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:36 PM (JziUy)

Yeah, its like living under a power line.

I've seriously looked at the data, and while there is no proof that it causes problems, I sure as hell won't live under a power line.

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:39 PM (NgKpN)

552 In europe, they're curtailed that shit because, um, radiation. But I guess American consumers need their candy crush updates downloaded 1% faster.

Posted by: Keto not Beto

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Have you seen FCC chairman (I think...?) Tom Wheeler talking about 5G? He's supposed to be inspiring everyone in the room, but he sounds like he's haranguing them, shouting that "We can't wait for safety studies! We need to do this now! Billions of dollars are at stake!"

Weird. Unsettling.

Posted by: RKae at June 13, 2019 02:39 PM (hEma3)

553 Biden is on the McGovern trajectory. Very like a short round mortar.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 13, 2019 02:40 PM (Gzt/W)

554 So, he's going to make working for Trump so difficult she quits, is fired, or files for divorce (releasing him to go home).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM (W+vEI)

Any honest divorce court in the country would grant Kelly Anne a total win based on how obviously her husband is creating a hostile environment.

As it is, I firmly expect some liberal to shoot George to teach her a lesson. Officially.

Posted by: trev006 at June 13, 2019 02:40 PM (9jPzf)

555 Speaking of peeves, I hate it when the military says "core" when everyone knows it's pronounced "corpse".

Posted by: The Dog Eater at June 13, 2019 02:40 PM (WfaIt)

556 >>Well, it would be pronounced fort if forte were a word, but it's not.

This is incorrect.

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 02:40 PM (Bdeb0)

557 538 >>Then be sure to stay out of Boston. In the delightful accent there, they drop "Rs" from words that have them, and add them to words that do not.

My experience is the most gratuitous additions of 'r's is in the RI accent.

Actors never get the Boston accent right and I wish they would stop trying.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 02:38 PM (W+vEI)

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You just described a platoon sgt I worked with once.

Posted by: SMH at June 13, 2019 02:40 PM (RU4sa)

558 With America, the war is not the problem.
Old WW2 British Army Joke went something like: When the Germans used artillery the British and Americans ducked. When we used our artillery the Germans ducked. When the Americans used their artillery everyone, including the Americans, ducked.

Posted by: Archer at June 13, 2019 02:40 PM (gmo/4)

559 I guess the band is different for different regions:

The us is supposed to be "27.5 - 28.35 GHz and 37 - 40 GHz pre-commercial deployments in 2018"

gsacom.com/5g-spectrum-bands/

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 13, 2019 02:40 PM (cXV7n)

560 There are a lot of dems that the left has to pretend they aren't in middle to late stage dementia.

How do they explain Pelosi?

They don't. And the press is uncurious.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:40 PM (jUVms)

561 I got the notice yesterday and clicked on 'Another time'. Got up this morning and my computer had been rebooted. I guess they got to pick the 'other time'.
Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2019 02:23 PM (cF8AT)

I've been using Linux (now Debian) since 1994. Yeah, I develop for the platform so I'm familiar... and it is a change for Windows users.

But Windows 10 is a virus. It isn't susceptible to virus infection... it IS a virus.

Posted by: Al Crapton at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (T8/UU)

562 Do the standard double hulls on tankers today act as anti-torpedo bulges?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (yQpMk)

563 Reproductive justice, bitches!

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (Lwfjs)

564 Forte is a word. From fencing, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)

565 555 Speaking of peeves, I hate it when the military says "core" when everyone knows it's pronounced "corpse".
Posted by: The Dog Eater at June 13, 2019 02:40 PM (WfaIt)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (Ez6QX)

566 Have you seen FCC chairman (I think...?) Tom Wheeler talking about 5G? He's supposed to be inspiring everyone in the room, but he sounds like he's haranguing them, shouting that "We can't wait for safety studies! We need to do this now! Billions of dollars are at stake!"

Weird. Unsettling.

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I know these companies, they need a new product, they really don't have the...mind the pun...bandwidth to understand if it's good or bad. just that it's new.

I guess the FCC has been captured because that's just dubm

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (JziUy)

567 .530 So Iran has deployed the WWII British Chariot to attack tankers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2019 02:37 PM (OGN1e)

Think about it for a minute - in a sheltered body of water like the Straits of Hormuz, it's an almost unstoppable design. slow, battery power only, would be invisible to anything except active sonar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (k1TUh)

568 Watching Slow Joe Biden implode is going to be a delight. Go Trump MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (kHPHH)

569 Darren Samuelsohn @dsamuelsohn
4m
JUST IN: Michael Flynn's new legal team is more than Sidney Powell. Several more attorneys -- Jesse Binnall, Philip John Harvey & W. William Hodes -- have entered notices of appearance in the EDVA case against Flynn's former business partner where Flynn is expected to testify.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (BqBId)

570 Actors never get the Boston accent right and I wish they would stop trying.

Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon do fine, but they grew up there so its just going back to normal for them

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (39g3+)

571 Honestly, I'd be shocked if Biden is still a candidate on Labor Day.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at June 13, 2019 02:35 PM (kfcYC)

I dunno. What's the alternative for the Dems? Most of the alternatives have already come out for reparations, and other vote killers. None of the others have any executive experience (I know, VP doesn't really entail any such, but still ...)

Fauxcahontas is coming on strong right now with all of her half-assed "plans," but I suspect Trump would make mincemeat out of her. There's SO much material there.

Sanders and Buttplug are non-starters in the general election, and the DNC knows it. Betoff is now in witness protection, as is Amy "Eats with Comb" Klobuchar and Cory Booger. Kamala Sutra's campaign is already going down (SWIDT?) with all hands.

So ... who is the alternative? I really don't see any good options for the Dems.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (WDxUi)

572
5G is just a cheep hooker.

Posted by: Fliot Spritxer at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (UFLLM)

573 Wheeler means the studies that Europe's already done?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (JziUy)

574 People argue about whether to say it's not my for-tay, for it's not my forte. Well, it would be pronounced fort if forte were a word, but it's not. Ce n'est pas mon fort. Fort pronounced forr.

/peeves

Posted by: Bandersnatch

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"For-tay."

It's short for "Not my piano-forte," as in "I don't play that axe, dude."

Posted by: RKae at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (hEma3)

575 536 28 GHZ.

Are we talking about time travel again?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 13, 2019 02:38 PM (yQpMk)

Marty?

Posted by: Dr. Emmit Brown at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (NgKpN)

576 527 It's hard to imagine but Sanders might actually be the Democrats best bet now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 13, 2019 02:37 PM (yQpMk)

Sanders/Warren:

Old, pale, and socialist is the way to our diverse future!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (RD7QR)

577 >>564 Forte is a word. From fencing, I think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)

Music.

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (Bdeb0)

578 Also, that mentally ill fude in the makeup with the gills tattooed behind his ears?

Those are the people controlling public policy.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (Lwfjs)

579
Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon do fine, but they grew up there so its just going back to normal for them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (39g3+)

The Depahted

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (NFEMn)

580 >>Well, it would be pronounced fort if forte were a word, but it's not.

This is incorrect.

Amended. If forte were a French word, but it's not.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 13, 2019 02:43 PM (fuK7c)

581 There have been several great Windows OS's IMHO:
NT 4 worked well, Windows XP was great, Windows 7 was painless and dependable... but that's pretty much it.

Posted by: Al Crapton at June 13, 2019 02:43 PM (T8/UU)

582 The Crypt Keeper is doomed. He's just a slack jawed fool. I think everyone is noticing now.

Posted by: Max Power at June 13, 2019 02:43 PM (q177U)

583 >>You just described a platoon sgt I worked with once.

Heh. In college, I took a French class with a Rhode Islander, and the professor would go crazy attempting to get her to stop inserting 'r's all over the place. It was hilarious.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 02:43 PM (W+vEI)

584 So ... who is the alternative? I really don't see any good options for the Dems.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (WDxUi)

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Hickenlooper, FTW!

All the wine grandmas wanna watch "Deep Throat" with him...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:43 PM (AzW6q)

585
Bidet and Two Dogs are the only choices to get white voters other than wine moms and identify-as-an-otherkin-rutabaga types...

Posted by: Fliot Spritxer at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM (UFLLM)

586 569 Darren Samuelsohn @dsamuelsohn
4m
JUST IN: Michael Flynn's new legal team is more than Sidney Powell. Several more attorneys -- Jesse Binnall, Philip John Harvey & W. William Hodes -- have entered notices of appearance in the EDVA case against Flynn's former business partner where Flynn is expected to testify.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (BqBId)

House intelligence comm just Subpeonad Flynn as well.

Even though he is still going through the Criminal Justice system.

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM (NgKpN)

587 Actors never get the Boston accent right and I wish they would stop trying.

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Bruce Greenwood (as JFK) in "13 Days" doesn't even bother to try. He just talks like Bruce Greenwood.

Then, at the end of the film, they play an actual JFK speech, and the accent is annoying and grating.

Posted by: RKae at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM (hEma3)

588 Forte is a word. From fencing, I think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)

and music.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM (WG6O9)

589 See comment #201 above.

Posted by: zombie

Nice.

He'll be reaching for the ejector seat if he makes it to a MAGA debate.

Posted by: DaveA at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM (FhXTo)

590 In europe, they're curtailed that shit because, um, radiation. But I guess American consumers need their candy crush updates downloaded 1% faster.

Yeah we already are basically living in an electromagnetic soup. If we could see the stuff people would freak out, its bombarding everyone constantly in the city. Radio broadcasts, blue tooth, wireless, security systems, its like a constant storm of EM.

I wonder where all that cancer and all those health problems are coming from??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)

591 Lunch break! Gah, sprint planning meetings from hell.

What are talking about?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM (bcbK8)

592 564 Forte is a word. From fencing, I think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)

Now you've done it.

Forte (pronounced "fort") is someone's strong suit, or the strong part of a sword, and is French, IIRC.

Forte (pronounced "fort-ay") is a musical direction from Italian (again, IIRC) to play music loudly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (WDxUi)

593

My entire bed is a pillow forte!

Posted by: Corey Bookburner at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (UFLLM)

594 Have you seen FCC chairman (I think...?) Tom Wheeler talking about 5G? He's supposed to be inspiring everyone in the room, but he sounds like he's haranguing them, shouting that "We can't wait for safety studies! We need to do this now! Billions of dollars are at stake!"

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There is probably a few billion dollars immediately available just providing internet access to rural customers at $50 a month.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (Lwfjs)

595 NT 3.51 was the first really good one in the NT family. NT 4 was good, XP was good, Win7 is the gold standard in the line.

Posted by: JEM at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (8erNz)

596 I think it's going to be Warren/Booker against Trump. The fireworks alone from that are going to be magnificent.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (vgyEp)

597

I have a feeling Ol' Joe and AOC are going to give Trump a win in 2020

Posted by: Sphynx at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (rXie1)

598 Then, at the end of the film, they play an actual JFK speech, and the accent is annoying and grating.

To be fair, I don't know of anyone OTHER than the Kennedys who talk that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (39g3+)

599 I wonder where all that cancer and all those health problems are coming from??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)

Old age.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (WDxUi)

600 593

My entire bed is a pillow forte!
Posted by: Corey Bookburner at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (UFLLM)

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That made me laugh.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (jUVms)

601 You guys are all weirdos.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM (bcbK8)

602 If Biden is still a candidate by this time next week, he'll be polling the same as Lieawatha.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM (NFEMn)

603 Forte (pronounced "fort-ay") is a musical direction from Italian (again, IIRC) to play music loudly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (WDxUi)

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Ah, so the correct pronunciation for English usage is "fort."

I did not know, and will never say it wrong again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM (AzW6q)

604 forte, from Latin "fortis", strong, more directly from Portuguese, "Strong", pronounced for-tay.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM (k1TUh)

605 Here's the question: if a Democrat stood up and said "There are two genders, and I cannot support legal abortion past the first trimester" would that indvidual:

a) Be elected in a landslide
b) Assassinated before the first primary

Posted by: JEM at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM (8erNz)

606 601 You guys are all weirdos.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM (bcbK

*roars*
*combs mane*

Posted by: Insomniac at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM (NWiLs)

607 So, he's going to make working for Trump so difficult she quits, is fired, or files for divorce (releasing him to go home).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2019 02:28 PM (W+vEI)

I would have told him he could leave at anytime...divorce or no. Begone with ya.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM (cF8AT)

608 551 524 to be honest, though, 5G is worthless and scary. The idiot phone companies in America are like, "let's put emitters everywhere, we won't be sued for a billion dollars in a year or two".

In europe, they're curtailed that shit because, um, radiation. But I guess American consumers need their candy crush updates downloaded 1% faster.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:36 PM (JziUy)

Yeah, its like living under a power line.

I've seriously looked at the data, and while there is no proof that it causes problems, I sure as hell won't live under a power line.
Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:39 PM (NgKpN)

Question:

My in-house "router" (wifi signal broadcast doohickey connected to my Internet modem) broadcasts on both the 802.11ac ("5GHz Band") and 802.11n ("2.4GHz Band").

Does this count as being near a "5G antenna" -- or is the danger only from the big antennas up on power poles broadcasting to the whole neighborhood, while the in-house wifi signal is so weak that it couldn't possibly hurt you? Or...?

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM (oFcdC)

609 Forte (pronounced "fort") is someone's strong suit, or the strong part of a sword, and is French, IIRC

Time to reconsider "I fort in your general direction!"?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 02:47 PM (WfaIt)

610 "Now suddenly you can't use your graphics program! Now your email program can't send email!" I believe you've had problems. I haven't had a single one with Win 10.

I'm not saying it's you, necessarily, but some people have a knack for breaking anything you put in front of them. My cousin could inject malware into a bowling ball, or a fire-hydrant, if there was a keyboard attached. I spend hours setting up a safe PC environment for him, and it he breaks it in minutes.

Best advice I can give you is: stop using POP email clients (especially Windows' crappy email clients.) Use web-based email instead. You don't need an "email program," just a browser. That eliminates one big source of your trouble.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 02:47 PM (mk9aG)

611 Old age.

There is something to that. We can have all these health devices and exercises and nutrition and so on to be strong and vigorous into our 60s but human bodies just can't go on for much longer, no matter what we do. Something is gonna break it down.

I read a study that said every man everywhere will eventually get prostate cancer, if they live long enough.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:47 PM (39g3+)

612 But as to Biden, he's getting attacked by the Left wing of the party. This is a power struggle. If Biden is out by July 4th, then expect the Democrats to put up a worst case scenario candidate.

Either to REALLY win, if they win, or to move the Overton window as for what is acceptable for a Democratic candidate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:47 PM (bcbK8)

613 It won't be a gaffe or a stroke that applies the coup de grace to Biden's campaign.
It will be a phone call from Obama.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2019 02:47 PM (NFEMn)

614
Does For-tay Worth ever cross your mind?

Posted by: Sphynx at June 13, 2019 02:47 PM (rXie1)

615 I wonder where all that cancer and all those health problems are coming from??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)

Old age.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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4 kids at Weston Elementary School (CA) got hideous cancers. Several teachers as well. Then they took down the cell tower that was right outside.

Come on. Four kids?

Posted by: RKae at June 13, 2019 02:48 PM (hEma3)

616 595 NT 3.51 was the first really good one in the NT family. NT 4 was good, XP was good, Win7 is the gold standard in the line.
Posted by: JEM at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (8erNz)

Windows 2000. It was rock solid and boring as hell. I loved it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 13, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)

617 There is probably a few billion dollars immediately available just providing internet access to rural customers at $50 a month.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (Lwfjs)

rural customers will never see 5G. Ranges for transmitters are measured in 10's of meters.

And anything at all blocks the signal. You'd have to put multiple towers on every single block.

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:48 PM (NgKpN)

618 Once we lose that race, all the G5's will be put back in chains!

Posted by: Groppy Joe President of Tentacle Pron Inc at June 13, 2019 02:48 PM (37IEG)

619 You guys are all weirdos.

I resemble that remark

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:48 PM (39g3+)

620 >Oh my God, I just got an email from Anne Frank, reading, "That poor
Gender Neutral Person, I can't even imagine such horrors as a wagged
finger."

Gold.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 13, 2019 02:48 PM (t6MX/)

621 Never heard that one, but the principal at my grade school kept pronouncing "wash" as if it had an 'r' in it. Drove me nuts as a kid.

"Don't forget to warsh your hands!"

Its like people who drop the r from "Strength". That athlete has a lot of strennth!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:30 PM (39g3+)

Was your principal from St. Louis? I had to break myself of saying that. I blame my mother....

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2019 02:48 PM (cF8AT)

622 Then, at the end of the film, they play an actual JFK speech, and the accent is annoying and grating.

To be fair, I don't know of anyone OTHER than the Kennedys who talk that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Oblig.:

Simpson's "Chowdah":

https://youtu.be/2-bbYH_akHg

Posted by: Sharkman at June 13, 2019 02:48 PM (NoKAc)

623 Microsoft's compilers and tools division always pute out solid stuff. C# is totally great (better at Java than Java for most of its life), and Visual Studio has always been sweet... big, heavy, and unneeded, but sweet.

Posted by: Al Crapton at June 13, 2019 02:48 PM (T8/UU)

624
I wonder where all that cancer and all those health problems are coming from??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)

Mostly, there's not enough energy in that EM to break chemical bonds, and that's where the danger lies. Now, UV from sunlight can break chemical bonds.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2019 02:48 PM (WG6O9)

625

https://www.viavisolutions.com/en-us/5g-tech

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 13, 2019 02:48 PM (aKsyK)

626 What's the difference between Joe Biden and a gender neutral person ?

They are both 5 cans short of a 6-pack

Posted by: Woody Allen at June 13, 2019 02:49 PM (wyL+Z)

627 I read a study that said every man everywhere will eventually get prostate cancer, if they live long enough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:47 PM (39g3+)

My grandfather said that 40 years ago

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2019 02:49 PM (NFEMn)

628 I read a study that said every man everywhere will eventually get prostate cancer, if they live long enough.
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I think anyone, anywhere would eventually get cancer if they lived long enough.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 13, 2019 02:49 PM (vg8iE)

629 A for-tay is something that you empty on your homie's grave.

Also pronounced "foe-tee."

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)

630 What are talking about?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM

Scrum.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 02:49 PM (WfaIt)

631 I wonder where all that cancer and all those health problems are coming from??

Carbs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 13, 2019 02:49 PM (yQpMk)

632 608 551 524 to be honest, though, 5G is worthless and scary. The idiot phone companies in America are like, "let's put emitters everywhere, we won't be sued for a billion dollars in a year or two".

In europe, they're curtailed that shit because, um, radiation. But I guess American consumers need their candy crush updates downloaded 1% faster.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:36 PM (JziUy)

Yeah, its like living under a power line.

I've seriously looked at the data, and while there is no proof that it causes problems, I sure as hell won't live under a power line.
Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:39 PM (NgKpN)

Question:

My in-house "router" (wifi signal broadcast doohickey connected to my Internet modem) broadcasts on both the 802.11ac ("5GHz Band") and 802.11n ("2.4GHz Band").

Does this count as being near a "5G antenna" -- or is the danger only from the big antennas up on power poles broadcasting to the whole neighborhood, while the in-house wifi signal is so weak that it couldn't possibly hurt you? Or...?
Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM (oFcdC)

The 802.11 ac is not 5g. That band has been around for, damn, nearly a decade now.

Background radiation is there....as for harm, barring tinfoil hat wearers (like in the movie 'Safe') I don't think there's any more danger than there'd be sitting too close to a TV back in the day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:49 PM (bcbK8)

633 605 Here's the question: if a Democrat stood up and said "There are two genders, and I cannot support legal abortion past the first trimester" would that indvidual:

a) Be elected in a landslide
b) Assassinated before the first primary
Posted by: JEM at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM (8erNz)

Suicide via shotgun to the back of the head.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 13, 2019 02:49 PM (KUaJL)

634 Does this count as being near a "5G antenna" -- or is the danger only from the big antennas up on power poles broadcasting to the whole neighborhood, while the in-house wifi signal is so weak that it couldn't possibly hurt you? Or...?

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it counts as radiation.

Try an experiment and see how you feel with your router on and off.

I keep my wifi off at home unless I need that mobility

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:49 PM (JziUy)

635 If Biden dies before the election he'll get the sympathy vote and win big!

I'm counting on the stupidity of the 48%.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:49 PM (jUVms)

636 Here's the question: if a Democrat stood up and said "There are two genders, and I cannot support legal abortion past the first trimester" would that indvidual

wouldn't set themselves apart from Trump enough to justify replacing him in office. That's the dilemma for the Democrats, how do you convince people to vote for you instead of Trump without being so freaky people run away?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)

637 630 What are talking about?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM

Scrum.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 02:49 PM (WfaIt)

Noooo!

We just spent an hour arguing about how we're not managing our processes correctly.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:50 PM (bcbK8)

638 like, my gf can turn off the router and it's a weight lifted, like tinnitus stopping.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:50 PM (JziUy)

639

T-Bone likes to get drunked up on Forte-Fives, then do the nasty.

Posted by: Corey Bookburner at June 13, 2019 02:50 PM (UFLLM)

640 Forte is a word. From fencing, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)

It can refer to a part of a sword. It also means a person's specialty. And it has something to do with music, but I don't remember that one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 13, 2019 02:50 PM (hLRSq)

641 Time to reconsider "I fort in your general direction!"?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 02:47 PM (WfaIt)

Unless you do it loudly, in which "forte" (fort-ay) might be more appropriate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:50 PM (WDxUi)

642 My hope is Biden drops out, he probably thought it was going to be a lay up. And who knows, it could be if he polls stay close to where they are today.

But it's clear he really doesn't have the stamina for a real Presidential race. But neither did Hilary and she came within 1% of winning.

Posted by: Blago at June 13, 2019 02:51 PM (UfkIY)

643 Here's the question: if a Democrat stood up and said "There are two genders, and I cannot support legal abortion past the first trimester" would that indvidual

wouldn't set themselves apart from Trump enough to justify replacing him in office. That's the dilemma for the Democrats, how do you convince people to vote for you instead of Trump without being so freaky people run away?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:50 PM (39g3+)

Donald Trump isn't greedy, he only wants half the road. The middle half.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 13, 2019 02:51 PM (hLRSq)

644

Hair sniffin' Joe

Posted by: Sphynx at June 13, 2019 02:51 PM (rXie1)

645 I think anyone, anywhere would eventually get cancer if they lived long enough.

Its likely, yeah. Its just the prostate seems very vulnerable to it.

IF they are right and human bodies age because of corrupted and inaccurate DNA replication over time, then cancer seems inevitable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:51 PM (39g3+)

646 Holy shit, they're have a hearing and slavery and reparations?

See, I'm right about counting on the stupidity of the 48%.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:51 PM (jUVms)

647 You guys are all weirdos.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM

When did you first begin to become aware of this?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 02:52 PM (WfaIt)

648 T-Bone likes to get drunked up on Forte-Fives, then do the nasty.
Posted by: Corey Bookburner at June 13, 2019 02:50 PM (UFLLM)

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And you're more of a plum wine guy, right? That must make for weird trips to the LQ.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:52 PM (AzW6q)

649
I hope Bidet gets it, and 5 weeks before the election croaks, leaving me to ride in and save the day!

Posted by: Corey Bookburner at June 13, 2019 02:52 PM (UFLLM)

650 >>564 Forte is a word. From fencing, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)

Music.

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (Bdeb0)

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Surprising lack of emphasis in this comment, given Zod and the subject. You'd expect at least an exclamation point. Something to convey "strong".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 02:52 PM (Z216Q)

651
But it's clear he really doesn't have the stamina for a real Presidential race. But neither did Hilary and she came within 1% of winning.
Posted by: Blago at June 13, 2019 02:51 PM (UfkIY)

Yes, but she had the "Historical First" angle going for her....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 13, 2019 02:52 PM (NFEMn)

652 T-Bone likes to get drunked up on Forte-Fives, then do the nasty.

With totally hot women with boobs and stuff, honest

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:52 PM (39g3+)

653 647 You guys are all weirdos.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM

When did you first begin to become aware of this?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 02:52 PM (WfaIt)

There was this pamphlet in the mailbox one day...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:52 PM (bcbK8)

654
anyone, anywhere would eventually get cancer if they lived long enough.
Posted by: bicentennialguy

=====

This is rated as True. When you hear that you have a higher chance of getting cancer at 70 than at 40, that's just because you're getting to the age when you'll eventually get cancer of everything.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2019 02:53 PM (M9ntN)

655
Sniff all the young babes you can, before your prostate gives up.

Posted by: Sniffin Joe Biden at June 13, 2019 02:53 PM (rXie1)

656 Does this count as being near a "5G antenna" -- or is the danger only from the big antennas up on power poles broadcasting to the whole neighborhood, while the in-house wifi signal is so weak that it couldn't possibly hurt you? Or...?

Don't worry about either one.

Re the big antennas, consider the inverse square law. You probably get more microwave exposure from a microwave oven with a wonky seal.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:53 PM (WDxUi)

657 Your immune system weakens as you get older.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:53 PM (jUVms)

658
Zima-Lavender mojitos please. A Man's Drink. Royal Navy approved!

Posted by: Corey Bookburner at June 13, 2019 02:53 PM (UFLLM)

659 as for harm, barring tinfoil hat wearers (like in the movie 'Safe') I don't think there's any more danger than there'd be sitting too close to a TV back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

Oh, THAT's reassuring.

Posted by: all the people who got cancer from sitting too close to a TV back in the day at June 13, 2019 02:53 PM (oFcdC)

660 From now on I think pollsters should ad the letter "T" after Bookers name, when reporting poll results. He's polling near zero, and lets see if any Democrats notice.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 02:53 PM (Z216Q)

661 @DavidRutz

NPR review of @acosta's book is unkind: "Acosta sounds less like a reporter than a rival athlete." The book is "an opportunity to relitigate his spats with the White House" rather than understand the collapse of trust in the press.

Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2019 02:54 PM (cF8AT)

662 Prostate cancer after 70 is much less of a deal that say at 40. 40 and it will kill you. At 70 you have so much less testosterone to drive it that something else will probably kill you before the prostate does.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 13, 2019 02:54 PM (yQpMk)

663 There was this pamphlet in the mailbox one day...

Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway!?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:55 PM (39g3+)

664
It also means a person's specialty. And it has something to do with music, but I don't remember that one.
Posted by: Mikey

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Those two have the same root (=strength). One's "forte" -- pronounced "fort," by the way -- is a strength. Forte in music (for-tay) means loud.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2019 02:55 PM (M9ntN)

665 Here's the question: if a Democrat stood up and said "There are two genders, and I cannot support legal abortion past the first trimester" would that indvidual:

a) Be elected in a landslide
b) Assassinated before the first primary
Posted by: JEM

____________

If democrats moved to the middle on guns and immigration, they'd dominate every political office.

The GOP would have nothing left but talking about corporate tax cuts.

I (unfortunately) think Democrats support for abortion doesn't cost them many votes. And Republicans haven't really made a peep about the trans silliness.

Posted by: Blago at June 13, 2019 02:55 PM (UfkIY)

666 As an aside, I think Ace has been particularly funny lately. He's at his best when he doesn't hold back what he's thinking. "Damn the advertisers" so to speak.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:55 PM (jUVms)

667 Does this count as being near a "5G antenna" -- or is the danger only from the big antennas up on power poles broadcasting to the whole neighborhood, while the in-house wifi signal is so weak that it couldn't possibly hurt you? Or...?
Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM (oFcdC)

Jury is still out IMO on long term effects, but it looks like the Power levels are so low on the current tech, that its safe.

Heck, I've got two separate wifi networks in my house now, with one router sitting about 5 ft away from my desk.

I will say however, when I retired from the Navy, I made sure my MEDICAL record had documents in it showing all the High Powered Radars I'd worked on over the years.

Huge difference between a couple of watts of power, and working on Million Watt Radars.

Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:55 PM (NgKpN)

668 Death is one of nature's signs you should slow down.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 02:55 PM (WfaIt)

669 I think it's going to be Warren/Booker against Trump. The fireworks alone from that are going to be magnificent.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at June 13, 2019 02:45 PM (vgyEp)

Warren/Booker?

*shakes head* White woman keeping the black man down.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 13, 2019 02:56 PM (hLRSq)

670 I'm still angry prostate cancer got Vince Flynn. He was a good one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:56 PM (jUVms)

671 Death is nature's way of telling you that you won't live forever.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 13, 2019 02:56 PM (yQpMk)

672 You probably get more microwave exposure from a microwave oven with a wonky seal.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Oh, THAT's reassuring.

Posted by: all the people who got cancer from a microwave oven with a wonky seal at June 13, 2019 02:56 PM (oFcdC)

673 Those two have the same root (=strength). One's "forte" -- pronounced "fort," by the way -- is a strength. Forte in music (for-tay) means loud.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2019 02:55 PM (M9ntN)

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It looks to be the same for fencing (I looked it up). It's the strong part of the fencing-thingy blade, before it gets all narrow and bendy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:56 PM (AzW6q)

674 666 As an aside, I think Ace has been particularly funny lately. He's at his best when he doesn't hold back what he's thinking. "Damn the advertisers" so to speak.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:55 PM (jUVms)

Yes. Angry Ace is best Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:56 PM (bcbK8)

675
Burro Owl? Like with a big ass? Go on...

Posted by: Corey Bookburner at June 13, 2019 02:56 PM (UFLLM)

676 Oberlin's endowment is on Deathwatch (or, at least, significant hot watch). The punitive damages hearing is over and the jury has it now. Since its just a number (and not guilt or innocence) you'd expect a fairly quick turnaround....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Demofascists are certifiable at June 13, 2019 02:56 PM (Z216Q)

677 anyone, anywhere would eventually get cancer if they lived long enough.

Posted by: bicentennialguy

=====

This is rated as True. When you hear that you have a higher chance
of getting cancer at 70 than at 40, that's just because you're getting
to the age when you'll eventually get cancer of everything.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2019 02:53 PM

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It is inevitable. Cells copied literally 100,000,000 times during an average persons lifetime will start tossing out random mutations which almost always lead to cancer.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 13, 2019 02:57 PM (JUOKG)

678 Jury is still out IMO on long term effects, but it looks like the Power levels are so low on the current tech, that its safe.

Heck, I've got two separate wifi networks in my house now, with one router sitting about 5 ft away from my desk.

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interesting, I still keep mine off.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:57 PM (JziUy)

679 654
anyone, anywhere would eventually get cancer if they lived long enough.
Posted by: bicentennialguy

=====

This is rated as True. When you hear that you have a higher chance of getting cancer at 70 than at 40, that's just because you're getting to the age when you'll eventually get cancer of everything.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2019 02:53 PM (M9ntN)

Exactly. People bleat about the rising incidence of cancer, and attribute to everything up to and including global warming.

But the expected lifespan in 1900 was 45. People died of infectious diseases, accidents, difficult child births, and just plain overwork long before they had a chance to get cancer. Step on a rusty nail in a farmyard? Hello, tetanus!

THAT'S why the incidence of cancer is much higher today.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 02:57 PM (WDxUi)

680
The people in MA have personal experience with Warren and similar story in CA. Shows you how bad the candidates are; the less they are known, the more popular they are.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 13, 2019 02:16 PM (YslsA)

And the national Corporate Press has the job of hiding it from the voters in all the other states.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 13, 2019 02:57 PM (sy5kK)

681 659 as for harm, barring tinfoil hat wearers (like in the movie 'Safe') I don't think there's any more danger than there'd be sitting too close to a TV back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

Oh, THAT's reassuring.
Posted by: all the people who got cancer from sitting too close to a TV back in the day at June 13, 2019 02:53 PM (oFcdC)

That's why I phrased it that way

There MAY be some health negatives but it doesn't seem to affect most people in measurable ways.

But when I was young, I couldn't stand the sound of static. It was like my ears were being flayed.

On the whole, I think you're safe, Z

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:58 PM (bcbK8)

682 "590 In europe, they're curtailed that shit because, um, radiation. But I
guess American consumers need their candy crush updates downloaded 1%
faster.

Yeah we already are basically living in an electromagnetic soup. If
we could see the stuff people would freak out, its bombarding everyone
constantly in the city. Radio broadcasts, blue tooth, wireless,
security systems, its like a constant storm of EM.

I wonder where all that cancer and all those health problems are coming from??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:44 PM (39g3+)"
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Related - lots of venues, particularly airports and other transportation hubs - have been putting in a lot of facial recognition stuff. To facilitate this, they're positively *blasting* people with IR floodlights so the cams have a good look at people. Absurd amounts of wattage being shined directly in peoples' faces.
Consider this the next time you start getting a pounding headache sitting in a TSA line.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 13, 2019 02:58 PM (eAshZ)

683 NOOOD

Posted by: Max Power at June 13, 2019 02:59 PM (q177U)

684 I suspect that in 50 years we'll know that all this EM is bad in some unknown or unforeseen way right now, and further that DNA evidence isn't nearly as precise and reliable as is currently believed. If we make it that long.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:59 PM (39g3+)

685 I understand that Warren is gaining on Biden in the poll(s).

This just becoming more and more fun to watch, in a dark sort of way.

Paste-eater vs. Pow Wow Chow.

With each passing day, the clown show that IS the Democrat party becomes less and less interpretable in any way that makes sense, outside of an insane asylum.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 13, 2019 02:59 PM (U2TY5)

686 interesting, I still keep mine off.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:57 PM

The Post-It fell off your camera, BTW.

Posted by: Bob from NSA at June 13, 2019 02:59 PM (WfaIt)

687 THAT'S why the incidence of cancer is much higher today.

Well, that and not enough surprise butt sexx.

Used to be lot, now, less so. And more cancer.

Cogdrive Ergotamine Sum Young Guy

Posted by: Corey Bookburner at June 13, 2019 02:59 PM (UFLLM)

688 670 I'm still angry prostate cancer got Vince Flynn. He was a good one.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 13, 2019 02:56 PM (jUVms)

And Hitchens and Brietbart...we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)

689 Related - lots of venues, particularly airports and other transportation hubs - have been putting in a lot of facial recognition stuff. To facilitate this, they're positively *blasting* people with IR floodlights so the cams have a good look at people. Absurd amounts of wattage being shined directly in peoples' faces.

Just as we're finding out how bad and unreliable facial recognition software really is...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 02:59 PM (39g3+)

690 Huge difference between a couple of watts of power, and working on Million Watt Radars.
Posted by: Don Q at June 13, 2019 02:55 PM (NgKpN)

Absolutely. Few people think quantitatively. The basic principle of toxicology is "the dose makes the poison."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 13, 2019 03:00 PM (WDxUi)

691 Forget about Slow Joe, we're gonna give the nomination back to Sen. Warren.

That's right, we're Indian givers! So what!

Posted by: Regular joe at June 13, 2019 03:00 PM (6/uwW)

692
North Korean leader Kim Jong-un sent a "very interesting" message to
U.S. President Donald Trump in his latest personal letter, South Korean
President Moon Jae-in said Thursday.

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So far that's Trump and Moon both who have teased us about this letter. What's in it already?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2019 03:00 PM (M9ntN)

693 Cavuto had Valerie Jarrett on Fox Business. If he had asked about her favorite color that would have been the toughest question.
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Durbin and Jarrett have the so-reasonable sing-song mantra down: 'just agree and all will be well'. Hypnotic until you realize they just stabbed you and are holding your hand while you are bleeding out. Umm, Umm, Good.

Posted by: mustbequantum at June 13, 2019 03:00 PM (MIKMs)

694 673 Those two have the same root (=strength). One's "forte" -- pronounced "fort," by the way -- is a strength. Forte in music (for-tay) means loud.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2019 02:55 PM (M9ntN)

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It looks to be the same for fencing (I looked it up). It's the strong part of the fencing-thingy blade, before it gets all narrow and bendy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

forte (one syllable, pronounced "fort") is from the French, and means your area of expertise.

forte (two syllables, pronounced (for-tay) is from the Italian, and means "play these notes loudly" in musical notation.

Both are loans words to English, so both are "correct." You just pronounce it one way when you mean "this is my area of expertise" and pronounce it the other way when you mean "bang on those keys loudly!"

So - -"fort" and "for-tay" are BOTH right. It's a rare instance of two different loans words from two different languages entering English -- but both words have the SAME spelling!

Posted by: all the people who got cancer from a microwave oven with a wonky seal at June 13, 2019 03:01 PM (oFcdC)

695 Off "all the people who got cancer from a microwave oven with a wonky seal" sock. Sigh.

Posted by: zombie at June 13, 2019 03:02 PM (oFcdC)

696 653 647 You guys are all weirdos.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 13, 2019 02:46 PM

When did you first begin to become aware of this?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 13, 2019 02:52 PM (WfaIt)

There was this pamphlet in the mailbox one day...
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Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 13, 2019 03:02 PM (RD7QR)

697

And people on the left wonder why obama won't support Biden. lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 13, 2019 03:02 PM (vEIlU)

698 686 interesting, I still keep mine off.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 02:57 PM

The Post-It fell off your camera, BTW.

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It's a fashion statement, you're not supposed to stare

Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 13, 2019 03:03 PM (JziUy)

699 I recall Biden being at the top of his game when debating Pence. Pretty formidable politician.

Can he rise to the occasion against Warren, Bernie, Harris, and Buttplug? We'll see, won't we?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 13, 2019 03:09 PM (4ZE6o)

700 "I don't think there's any more danger than there'd be sitting too close to a TV back in the day."

It's way more dangerous to watch what's on TV, than it is to sit too close to it. Turn the f*cking things off.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 03:09 PM (mk9aG)

701 Maybe during your second Inaugural. But not before.

Even if I didn't think Trump was a good president, I'd want him reelected just to hear what he says with all filters off.

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 13, 2019 03:12 PM (h2Bdk)

702 508 If we have to discipline Iran, I hope we do it exclusively from the air.

bomb those motherfuckers back to the middle ages.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 13, 2019 02:34 PM (d7Ww2)

nurse, Iran's infrastructure is third world. They can't even refine their own gasoline. And with Trump's sanctions, their economy is horrible and getting worse.

Trump would never send ground troops into Iran, it isn't worth it. A dozen cruise missiles would take out their electrical grid and their pipeline so their oil revenues would immediately stop.

Chaos would ensue, and civil war would commence.

But you will need popcorn, so stock up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 13, 2019 03:12 PM (sy5kK)

703 Late to the party:

This is why I think that hair-sniffing hide-the-female-security-agents dumber-than-a-rock Biden will probably win the Dem nomination.

He seems to be the only one out there, the only one (if there is someone else, please share, it's not as though I'm super interested in figuring out which one I like the best) who understands that the crazy super-abort fringe is off-putting to the vast majority, even including pro-choice people.

And of course he wants to control the situation. It's probably the one *in particular* job skill that he'd be expected to have. He's going to fold because a young person challenges him about not being a post-birth-aborter?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 13, 2019 03:12 PM (BD/yx)

704 I love the look on that chick's face. Even though you can only see from the side, her eyes are wide and she looks shocked and amused.

Like she kicked a puppy and is surprised the puppy took a pee on her leg and barked at her.

Although those people would never kick a puppy--maybe an unborn baby.

Posted by: JessiP at June 13, 2019 03:12 PM (PsdJu)

705 I recall Biden being at the top of his game when debating Pence. Pretty formidable politician.

Ryan you mean? The only people who thought he was a big winner then were the same people who told you Trump colluded with Russia.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 13, 2019 03:22 PM (39g3+)

706 I adore PDT but I do have a soft spot for Biden. I like his personality type. Like that he told the tranny bitch to get fucked. Like that it got all butt hurt over it. Perverts trying to redefine normal. Like that he will get in your face when debating.

Then he pulls the flip flop on the Hyde Amendment. Bastard. You call yourself a man and will not protect the most vulnerable of us! Bastard!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 13, 2019 03:25 PM (xXilg)

707 "A dozen cruise missiles would take out their electrical grid and their pipeline so their oil revenues would immediately stop."

That sounds SOOO much like 2003!

No, it won't be a cakewalk.

Posted by: gp, aka Mr. Tact at June 13, 2019 03:34 PM (mk9aG)

708 650 >>564 Forte is a word. From fencing, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)

Music.

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (Bdeb0)

Kia.

Posted by: human at June 13, 2019 04:11 PM (0CeRG)

709 650 >>564 Forte is a word. From fencing, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 13, 2019 02:41 PM (AzW6q)

Music.

Posted by: Zod at June 13, 2019 02:42 PM (Bdeb0)

It depends on how you're using it. If you using it to mean "loud; with force" you pronounce it for-tay. That's from the Italian forte meaning "strong".

If you're using it to mean "something at which one excels" you pronounce it "fort". It's from the French meaning fort meaning "strong point (of a sword blade)".

Posted by: Ace's liver at June 13, 2019 04:29 PM (h2Bdk)

710 It depends on how you're using it. If you using it to mean "loud; with force" you pronounce it for-tay. That's from the Italian forte meaning "strong".

If you're using it to mean "something at which one excels" you pronounce it "fort". It's from the French meaning fort meaning "strong point (of a sword blade)".
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 13, 2019 04:29 PM (h2Bdk)

So "That's my fort-ay," is comically wrong?

Dangit.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at June 13, 2019 04:49 PM (BD/yx)

711 Which snowflake at Twitter thought the picture of Biden washing his figure was so alarming that users had to opt in to see it?

Posted by: ameryx at June 13, 2019 05:23 PM (W0i9q)

712 As Han Solo said to Jabba the Hutt COME SEE ME YOURSELF DON'T SEND ONE OF THESE TWERPS

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 13, 2019 06:44 PM (wGqjj)

713 Is critter the proper term for these creatures? She/it/whatever looks like Yogi Bear wearing a dress.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 14, 2019 03:06 AM (nRj4F)

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