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The Morning Rant

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"So, it looks like ThinkProgress, one of the big fluffers for the Democratic Party, has been bleeding money like crazy. And Vox, another Democratic shill site, had to lay off a bunch of people due to poorer than expected revenue. And as the boss reported a few days ago, Disney has pretty much written off its big investment in Vice. HBO cancelling it's Vice news show is also not a good sign. For them. Buzzfeed is also taking it in the shorts. All the news for these guys is so grim, I can't wipe this smile off my face. Too bad none of these maroons know anything about economics. Because then they'd be aware of basic concepts such as 'supply', 'demand', and, most importantly, 'market saturation.' And perhaps then they'd be able to ask themselves what would happen if the supply of left-wing gasbaggery greatly surpasses the demand. And perhaps do some sort of market analysis to determine how much of a potential audience they actually have. I think they'll find it's smaller than they might expect: First, they need to write off every red state. That's nearly half the country right there. Next, the number of people who are normally on your side of the aisle but who now think you're batsh* crazy is a lot larger than you'd like to admit, and I believe that not only is their number only getting bigger the closer we get to 2020, it's big enough to more than compensate for the insignificant sliver of bitter clinger NeverTrump holdouts they could possibly appeal to. If Trump wins in 2020, I think one or more of these big progressive sites are going to go TU. Investors other than George Soros are probably tired of throwing money at these guys and getting zero return on their investment. And the remaining market share for left-wing gasbaggery has been well-covered by the left-wing gasbags at CNN, MSNBC, the NY Times, and the Washington Post. So who really needs another roomful of soyboy hipsters typing out anti-Trump tripe all day?"




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The Four "B's"

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Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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(Unrelated) Bonus:

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Oh, stop complaining. You're lucky I didn't show you the striped-pants pic again. Also, I think it's good that I can find a photo of her where she looks reasonably pleasant and not like a bitter, washed-up old drunk.



Wednesday's celebs: Virginia Mayo and Dana Andrews, who appeared together in a film that many critics say is one of the best movies ever made, The Best Years of Our Lives.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Blue Bell Raspberry Fudge Brownie Ice Cream:

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(click for bigger ice cream)

(h/t bluebell)

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:15 AM




Comments

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1 That looks like Madonna

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 11:15 AM (bcbK8)

2 Willowed:

He also invented cocaine!

--

I recently learned that Bayer Pharmaceuticals is who we have to thank for heroin.

It was a cough medicine for kids, yo.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:16 AM (CyODw)

3 Not the Hilary pic, I mean the actually hottie with the nipple denting out her top.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

4 Anyway, Happy Birthday to President Donald Trump!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

5 Ace mentioned yesterday his ad revenue was down as well.

Please, hit the tip jar on the right sidebar. He deserves our support. If we have to pay for the site because advertisers are being bullied by the SJW crowd, so be it.

We owe it to Ace.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)

6 Madonna and the Beast of Revelation

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 14, 2019 11:17 AM (aS1PU)

7 Ace mentioned yesterday his ad revenue was down as well.

Please, hit the tip jar on the right sidebar. He deserves our support. If we have to pay for the site because advertisers are being bullied by the SJW crowd, so be it.

We owe it to Ace.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)
++++++++++++
Missed that one. Thanks, Nurse!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 11:17 AM (I2dne)

8 (Jump to bottom of page)
(Jump to top of page)

Really?

WHY did I stop to call corgis and scan the content?

Prolly wuldna been first anywhoos.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for Tarentino Trek parody at June 14, 2019 11:17 AM (gPTe0)

9 5
Ace mentioned yesterday his ad revenue was down as well.



Please, hit the tip jar on the right sidebar. He deserves our
support. If we have to pay for the site because advertisers are being
bullied by the SJW crowd, so be it.



We owe it to Ace.



Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)

Learn to code?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2019 11:17 AM (CQ3Qb)

10 Ann Margaret's less attractive sister, Bill Murray, and a young whoever it was that played Mrs. Munster

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:17 AM (CyODw)

11 Awwww....Bluebell ice cream.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 11:17 AM (axyOa)

12 Those boots are made for walking?

More Americans own chickens than watch CNN.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 14, 2019 11:17 AM (VMEpL)

13 3 Not the Hilary pic, I mean the actually hottie with the nipple denting out her top.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK


That's actually a correct guess.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:17 AM (LJlQ1)

14 Ice cream!

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (JunCY)

15 That has to be the best picture of Hillary I've seen. She looks attractive in that one.

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (a0IVu)

16 Bluebell, you like nice on ice cream.

Posted by: 40 miles north at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (o2vOl)

17 Is the Bonus Hillary? She didn't look 1/2 bad in her day.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (PrJZJ)

18 I don't know who it is, but if she'd drop the other shoulder strap I might have a clue.

That Hillary picture...I shouldn't laugh, but I did.

Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (8erNz)

19 Madonna.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (oVJmc)

20 Huh. So Trump is a fellow Gemini.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (19g6/)

21 The little creamery in Brenham

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (JFO2v)

22 Woo!

She was cute, once. Had good abs, too.

And yes, hitting tip jar

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (bcbK8)

23 That's Madonna???

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (a0IVu)

24 Is the Bonus Hillary? She didn't look 1/2 bad in her day.


The ugly within blossoms late.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:19 AM (oVJmc)

25 Easy.

Madonna.

The diastema.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:19 AM (AzW6q)

26 you had me at overbite and nipples

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 14, 2019 11:19 AM (JFO2v)

27 Time once again to SCREAM AND LEAP!

No idea who the "Who Dis" people are. Somebody said Madonna, and I have to agree it does look like a very very young Madonna.

The guy could be Liver-Eating Johnson for all I know.

As for the Hitlery pic, you can tell she's already got those "I'm plotting your downfall, and if necessary, your death" thoughts going on behind those eyes. She was attractive then; stipulated. But there's something weird behind those peepers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:19 AM (ClOmq)

28 and HAPPY BIRTHDAY GEOTUS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 11:19 AM (d7Ww2)

29 23 That's Madonna???

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (a0IVu)


Yes. When she was a student at the University of Michigan.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:19 AM (LJlQ1)

30 Like that photo where the young lady is crying and the caption says "I just found out Dad is voting Democrat for the first time in this election. It's so sad. He never would've done that while was alive."

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:20 AM (CyODw)

31 23
That's Madonna???

Posted by: IC

She was kinda cute, but she got older.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old, like me ... But I'm still winning dammit! at June 14, 2019 11:20 AM (qZdIZ)

32 Did someone say there was a Yvonne DeCarlo in the mix?

Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:20 AM (8erNz)

33 The other one's easy too. The lifeless eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:20 AM (AzW6q)

34 I'm goin with Madonna and Hillary (before the evil consumed her entirely and corrupted her soul and any good looks she may have had)

Posted by: McCool at June 14, 2019 11:20 AM (sZaoP)

35 I spotted the Shriner! Poor bastard. Clowns are gross.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 14, 2019 11:20 AM (Xvo1a)

36 Never found Madonna attractive.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:20 AM (oVJmc)

37 17 Is the Bonus Hillary? She didn't look 1/2 bad in her day.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (PrJZJ)


No, she didn't.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM (LJlQ1)

38 Is the Bonus Hillary? She didn't look 1/2 bad in her day.


She looked much better face down.

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM (ykq7q)

39 29 23 That's Madonna???

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (a0IVu)

Yes. When she was a student at the University of Michigan.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:19 AM (LJlQ1)

How on earth did she morph from that sweet thing to the freak she is now...

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM (a0IVu)

40 Yes. When she was a student at the University of Michigan.

Is that the key to her chastity belt?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM (HaL55)

41 Is the Bonus Hillary? She didn't look 1/2 bad in her day.

--

I love that it was before color photography was invented.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM (CyODw)

42 Somebody once pointed out that every woman--unless she's down in the bone witch-hideous--has a moment in her twenties when she's pretty much constantly aglow. That was Hillary's moment. It lasted for the amount of time it took for the flash to illuminate her and the quanta of light to impact the film. Then she reverted to form.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM (RD7QR)

43 The girl from the graduation speech yesterday is cute in a super-nerd sorta way.
https://tinyurl.com/y3we9fez

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2019 11:22 AM (CQ3Qb)

44 Oh, and somebody whose face looks like Madonna but whose body doesn't.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 14, 2019 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

45 Never found Madonna attractive.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

I found her marketable. So did she.

Posted by: not enough latex in the world at June 14, 2019 11:22 AM (nEOLy)

46
How on earth did she morph from that sweet thing to the freak she is now...



You could say the same thing about Hillary.


It's ambition. Naked, soulless ambition.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:22 AM (oVJmc)

47 Who dis?


ALF?


Not Alf Landon, just ALF

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2019 11:22 AM (mvenn)

48 HILLARY / BIDEN 200200

OOPS SORRY 2020

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:22 AM (CyODw)

49 Huh. And here I was thinking that most of youse would recognize the 'ette pic first.

And then use that figure out who the girl was.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:23 AM (LJlQ1)

50 39 29 23 That's Madonna???

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (a0IVu)

Yes. When she was a student at the University of Michigan.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:19 AM (LJlQ1)

How on earth did she morph from that sweet thing to the freak she is now...

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM


****

Clearly hat happened at the U of Michigan, didn't stay at the U of Michigan.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 11:23 AM (axyOa)

51 40 Yes. When she was a student at the University of Michigan.

Is that the key to her chastity belt?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM (HaL55)

LOL

More likely the key to her dorm room. Madonna NEVER had a chastity belt.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 11:23 AM (bcbK8)

52 She was kinda cute, but she got older.

Madonna: because it's never too late to pick up another STD.

She's my age, but I wouldn't shtup her with YOUR dick as the expression goes.

Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:23 AM (8erNz)

53 That's Madonna? I went to high school with several hundred of her.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at June 14, 2019 11:23 AM (JunCY)

54 Honestly, I didn't even look at the guy. Nice abs and nipples and I was off, yo.

Anyone got a guess on Beardy McBearderson?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

55 15 That has to be the best picture of Hillary I've seen. She looks attractive in that one.
..

I wouldn't hit it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 14, 2019 11:24 AM (MAstk)

56 Those are some butt-ugly boots.

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:24 AM (RU4sa)

57 Happy BDay Mr President (sung in a soft, sultry voice)

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 14, 2019 11:24 AM (T9rmq)

58 39
29 23 That's Madonna???



Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:18 AM (a0IVu)



Yes. When she was a student at the University of Michigan.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:19 AM (LJlQ1)



How on earth did she morph from that sweet thing to the freak she is now...

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019

*
*
. . .
Via the passage of 35-40 years, I'd think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)

59 I have the original 45 of Borderline/Lucky Star.

Nothing she ever did after that matters.

Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:24 AM (8erNz)

60 Anyone got a guess on Beardy McBearderson?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK

Mr. Madonna

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2019 11:24 AM (ykq7q)

61 How on earth did she morph from that sweet thing to the freak she is now...
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM (a0IVu)


Wait, I now see that the girls in today's pics are related after all.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:25 AM (LJlQ1)

62 I recognize the guy but cannot think of anything he was in so I can look him up....

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 11:25 AM (axyOa)

63 Anyone got a guess on Beardy McBearderson?

--

A young Webb Hubbell

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:25 AM (CyODw)

64 That's a picture of Hillary before the heavy drinking started.

Posted by: dantesed at June 14, 2019 11:25 AM (88xKn)

65 Mr. Madonna
Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2019 11:24 AM (ykq7q)

--------

That guy doesn't look like an entire Marine division to me...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:25 AM (AzW6q)

66
That was Hillary when she was a Republican. Becoming a Democrat mutated her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 11:25 AM (OLCnA)

67 I spotted the Shriner! Poor bastard. Clowns are gross.

Y'all are obviously too young to recall when that wasn't the case. Clowns were actually funny once upon a time, before Hollywierd twisted them into horror characters. Now everybody seems to say that clowns scare them. Yeah, that's my lawn you're standing on.


*long wistful sigh...* I really miss the old days. And innocent humor, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 14, 2019 11:26 AM (HaL55)

68 What's nuts is leftwing media is doing so poorly in what is probably the best environment for them possible. It won't get any better from here on out.

Booming economy and an opposition president that their fan base is just livid about with presumably plenty of lefty donors out there interested in funding the Resistance. So, if Biden does win in 2020, then on the upside lots of lefty outlets probably won't make it to 2024.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 14, 2019 11:26 AM (hdzef)

69 Was that photo before getting kicked off the Watergate (f*cking WATERGATE) case for corruption?

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:26 AM (CyODw)

70 How on earth did she morph from that sweet thing to the freak she is now...
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM


She moved to New York City.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:26 AM (LJlQ1)

71 I guarandamntee that there is NOT a picture of Hillary aging in an attic somewhere.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 14, 2019 11:26 AM (iZbIp)

72 I Spot the Shriner was one of Bob Marley's lesser known hits in Japan.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (CyODw)

73 Nothing she ever did after that matters.
Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:24 AM (8erNz)

------

The video for Express Yourself will always be "special" to me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (AzW6q)

74 69 Was that photo before getting kicked off the Watergate (f*cking WATERGATE) case for corruption?
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:26 AM (CyODw)


Yes. I think the photo is from her college days.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (LJlQ1)

75 Pictures of apes are rayciss.

Posted by: Cult Of Harambe at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (Zghbs)

76 70 How on earth did she morph from that sweet thing to the freak she is now...
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM

She moved to New York City.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:26 AM (LJlQ1)

I remember her 'Papa don't Preach' music video. She was still cute there.

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (a0IVu)

77 Clowns were always scary. Those painted, inhuman faces. Ugh.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (bcbK8)

78 Is that the key to Hell on Mad Dogs waist?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (m79Dg)

79 I'm surprised Bill Clinton never banged Madonna. I mean, she was banging everything that moved, he was doing the same, you figured it would have happened by his second term.

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (7HtZB)

80 **pops in**

I see I'm late. I was going to say Bernadette Peters, but the eyes said to me, "This might be Madonna." And it is.

But I prefer Bernadette:

https://tinyurl.com/y2bhs78w

**pops out**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (Ki5SV)

81 James Hetfield, mr metallica?

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at June 14, 2019 11:28 AM (T9rmq)

82 In an incoherent message, the Oberlin college president vows to fight on:

Let me be absolutely clear: This is not the final outcome. This is, in fact, just one step along the way of what may turn out to be a lengthy and complex legal process.

But then, Madame President admits that no decisions have been made. So maybe Oberlin won't be fighting on after all:

We will take the time we need to thoughtfully consider the course that is in Oberlin's best interests. I will update the community as we make these decisions

https://tinyurl.com/yxqw6d3p

Top.

Womyn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2019 11:28 AM (9SkN+)

83 Madonna. Not much of a lay, but she makes it up in volume.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:28 AM (oVJmc)

84 Hillary had Big Hair in her youth.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 14, 2019 11:29 AM (hjaPQ)

85 https://www.army.mil/1775/

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:29 AM (RU4sa)

86 . Now everybody seems to say that clowns scare them. Yeah, that's my lawn you're standing on.


*long wistful sigh...* I really miss the old days. And innocent humor, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 14, 2019 11:26 AM (HaL55)

I was legitimately scared of clowns. I recall getting ready for Trick or Treating when I was six or seven, and kids were already coming to the door, the usual vampires, mummies, ghosts, etc.

Then two girls dressed as clowns show up (really high end clown makeup and everything) and I screamed and ran to my bedroom.

There was something deeply disturbing about the way the makeup erased their humanity, and I never really got over it. I no longer scream when I see clowns, but I still feel that deep discomfort.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 11:29 AM (xPJvm)

87 71 I guarandamntee that there is NOT a picture of Hillary aging in an attic somewhere.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at June 14, 2019 11:26 AM (iZbIp)


No, in her case, there's probably a picture in an attic somewhere of a woman that remains young and attractive.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:29 AM (LJlQ1)

88 In an incoherent message, the Oberlin college president vows to fight on:

Let me be absolutely clear: This is not the final outcome. This is, in fact, just one step along the way of what may turn out to be a lengthy and complex legal process.



Since the skool is paying the bakery's legal fees, are they on the hook for the appeals, too?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:29 AM (oVJmc)

89 Yeah, FREE STUFF. But only for illegals.

Posted by: Jack at June 14, 2019 11:29 AM (yDxHh)

90 Even way back then, Madonna had the "I do butt stuff for the fun of it" look to her.

Posted by: DocJ at June 14, 2019 11:30 AM (77WPm)

91 OMBOTUS

OrangeManBad of the United States

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 14, 2019 11:30 AM (PrJZJ)

92 The guy almost looks like Bearded Ted Cruz, if he was from the 70s

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2019 11:30 AM (7HtZB)

93 Trump @ 51% approval in Rasmussen's daily tracking poll.

Imagine the number if 98% of the press wasn't slamming him 24/7.

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 11:30 AM (cF8AT)

94
May be a legend, but I read Madonna's had about 10 abortions. No doubt all to save the life and health of the mother.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2019 11:30 AM (BWL+E)

95 57 Happy BDay Mr President (sung in a soft, sultry voice)

So JFK married a fairly hot piece but still needed side blonde?

Given Trump's history I'd love to hear that discussion with Melania. He might be aging out of that anyway.

But, hey, I'm still amazed crapper-conference LBJ ever pulled trim on the side, he looked to be about the most repulsive creature God ever put on Earth.

Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:30 AM (8erNz)

96 The bearded guy is a restaurateur we knew in Chicago, originally from the Alsace-Lorraine region. Nice guy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for Tarentino Trek parody at June 14, 2019 11:31 AM (gPTe0)

97 But I prefer Bernadette:


Infinitely.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:31 AM (oVJmc)

98 SMH,

nice link.

thank you

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 11:31 AM (d7Ww2)

99 Is the guy Clancy Brown?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 11:31 AM (axyOa)

100 IIn an incoherent message, the Oberlin college president vows to fight on:

Let me be absolutely clear: This is not the final outcome. This is, in fact, just one step along the way of what may turn out to be a lengthy and complex legal process.

--

Ah yes, because America loves a bully.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:31 AM (CyODw)

101 79 I'm surprised Bill Clinton never banged Madonna. I mean, she was banging everything that moved, he was doing the same, you figured it would have happened by his second term.
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (7HtZB)

In all seriousness, who said he didn't? She's a Lib and Bill banged a lot of Hollywood tail.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 11:32 AM (bcbK8)

102 I'm going to have to try that ice cream. Blue Bell is available around here.

Posted by: Vanya, Legal Expert at June 14, 2019 11:32 AM (U7voe)

103 Is that the key to her chastity belt?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM (HaL55)
+++++++++++++
No. It's the key to her boyfriend's...

Double standards, man.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 11:32 AM (I2dne)

104 Late, but: Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 11:32 AM (W+vEI)

105

But, hey, I'm still amazed crapper-conference LBJ ever pulled trim on the side, he looked to be about the most repulsive creature God ever put on Earth.


Alice Glass, Helen Gahagan Douglas.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2019 11:32 AM (BWL+E)

106 At some point in every mans life he's faced with the question, "Would I have banged a younger Hillary Clinton?"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2019 11:32 AM (1ISKN)

107 Clowns are not and have never been scary at all. Totally cool dudes.

Posted by: Pagliaccio at June 14, 2019 11:32 AM (AzW6q)

108 "Elektra Woman and Dyna Girl," "Land of the Lost," "Far Out Space Nuts," "H.R. Puffinstuff," "Liddsvillle," "Sigmund and the Sea Monsters," "Wonderbug," and "Dr. Shrinker" - if you recognize any of these blasts from the past there's a good chance you are child of the seventies.
Sid and Marty Krofft dominated 1970s Saturday morning programming. Their foray into the realm of theme parks, however, did not do as well. For a mere six months Atlanta was home to The World of Sid and Marty Krofft, an indoor amusement park (1976).
The Omni Center was eventually sold to Ted Turner in 1987. CNN was moved to the location and still calls the former amusement park its headquarters.

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2019 11:32 AM (QkjLD)

109 Young Jorah Mormont?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 14, 2019 11:32 AM (iB1oa)

110 95 57 Happy BDay Mr President (sung in a soft, sultry voice)

So JFK married a fairly hot piece but still needed side blonde?

Given Trump's history I'd love to hear that discussion with Melania. He might be aging out of that anyway.

But, hey, I'm still amazed crapper-conference LBJ ever pulled trim on the side, he looked to be about the most repulsive creature God ever put on Earth.
Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:30 AM (8erNz)

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Posted by: Henry Kissinger at June 14, 2019 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

111 But, hey, I'm still amazed crapper-conference LBJ ever pulled trim on the side, he looked to be about the most repulsive creature God ever put on Earth.
Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:30 AM (8erNz)

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But his "johnson" was reported to be .... above average. Way above.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 14, 2019 11:33 AM (8XRCm)

112 The ette picture is Tab Hunter. Obviously. Or maybe Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 14, 2019 11:33 AM (hjaPQ)

113 At some point in every mans life he's faced with the question, "Would I have banged a younger Hillary Clinton?"

Clearly Webb Hubbell did.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 11:33 AM (lD3vL)

114 IIn an incoherent message, the Oberlin college president vows to fight on:

Let me be absolutely clear: This is not the final outcome. This is, in fact, just one step along the way of what may turn out to be a lengthy and complex legal process.

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Yet again proving that whenever somebody says "Let me be clear" they're inevitably about to muddy the waters.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 14, 2019 11:33 AM (34w2E)

115
So JFK married a fairly hot piece but still needed side blonde?

Jackie thought sex was icky. Which didn't stop her from getting it on with Roswell Gilpatric.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2019 11:33 AM (BWL+E)

116 IIn an incoherent message, the Oberlin college president vows to fight on:

Let me be absolutely clear: This is not the final outcome. This is, in fact, just one step along the way of what may turn out to be a lengthy and complex legal process.



Translating from her original Vogon it reads: Resistance is futile

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 11:33 AM (OLCnA)

117 Speaking of theoretically attractive Hillary Clinton: I just realized that the stupid haircut Brie Larson wears in Endgame is a Hillary. And now I can't stop thinking of her as Hillary's fanfic OC. New addition, super powerful, effortlessly saves the Earth, don't need no man...

Posted by: trev006 at June 14, 2019 11:33 AM (9jPzf)

118 Happy Birthday to the U.S. Army!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 11:33 AM (axyOa)

119 So JFK married a fairly hot piece but still needed side blonde?

--

You answered your own question there.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (CyODw)

120 March along, sing our song, with the Army of the free
Count the brave, count the true, who have fought to victory
We're the Army and proud of our name
We're the Army and proudly proclaim

First to fight for the right,
And to build the Nation's might,
And The Army Goes Rolling Along
Proud of all we have done,
Fighting till the battle's won,
And the Army Goes Rolling Along.

Then it's Hi! Hi! Hey!
The Army's on its way.
Count off the cadence loud and strong
For where e'er we go,
You will always know
That The Army Goes Rolling Along.

Valley Forge, Custer's ranks,
San Juan Hill and Patton's tanks,
And the Army went rolling along
Minutemen, from the start,
Always fighting from the heart,
And the Army keeps rolling along.

Men in rags, men who froze,
Still that Army met its foes,
And the Army went rolling along.
Faith in God, then we're right,
And we'll fight with all our might,
As the Army keeps rolling along.

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (RU4sa)

121 106
At some point in every mans life he's faced with the question, "Would I have banged a younger Hillary Clinton?"





Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2019

*
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. . .
She does bear some resemblance to my first wife. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (ClOmq)

122 But I prefer Bernadette:


Hubba, hubba. I'd have to be surgically removed from her, because I'd never purposely dismount.

BRB...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (HaL55)

123 I just got back from walking by the Blue Bell at Publix. Shoulda loaded up with a coupla half gallons. Next time for sure. Got the 45th anniversary cards and was feeling submissive.

Posted by: Larry Geiger at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (d3f0v)

124 But, hey, I'm still amazed crapper-conference LBJ ever pulled trim on the side, he looked to be about the most repulsive creature God ever put on Earth.
Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:30 AM (8erNz)

Women are turned on by power. And money. And having themselves being filmed doing the nasty.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (m79Dg)

125 At some point in every mans life he's faced with the question, "Would I have banged a younger Hillary Clinton?"

Guy's Rule Number 1 (Never stuck your junk in crazy) applies.

Sure, this was before the inner-hideousness came to the surface, but the eyes give it away.

Posted by: DocJ at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (77WPm)

126 80 **pops in**

I see I'm late. I was going to say Bernadette Peters, but the eyes said to me, "This might be Madonna." And it is.

But I prefer Bernadette:

https://tinyurl.com/y2bhs78w

**pops out**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (Ki5SV)

You're a great American, MP4.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (RD7QR)

127
Let me be absolutely clear: This is not the final outcome. This is, in fact, just one step along the way of what may turn out to be a lengthy and complex legal process.

Translation: we're stringing this out until hyperinflation hits.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (BWL+E)

128 99 Is the guy Clancy Brown?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 11:31 AM (axyOa)


No, sorry.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:35 AM (LJlQ1)

129 But, hey, I'm still amazed crapper-conference LBJ ever pulled trim on the side, he looked to be about the most repulsive creature God ever put on Earth.
Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:30 AM (8erNz)


I peel panties faster than money.

Posted by: Power at June 14, 2019 11:35 AM (U7voe)

130 May be a legend, but I read Madonna's had about 10 abortions. No doubt all to save the life and health of the mother.

You would think at some point she would have just gotten a hysterectomy and integrate the scar in to some f'd up tattoo.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 11:35 AM (lD3vL)

131 Madonna Pre NUTZ version

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 11:35 AM (BqBId)

132 She does bear some resemblance to my first wife. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (ClOmq)

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Rush has repeatedly said that her key political weakness is that she reminds every man of his first wife.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:35 AM (AzW6q)

133 104 Late, but: Madonna and Guy Ritchie.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 11:32 AM (W+vEI


You're actually the first to give me both names correctly. Well done!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:35 AM (LJlQ1)

134 Hitlary

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 14, 2019 11:35 AM (BqBId)

135 But, hey, I'm still amazed crapper-conference LBJ ever pulled trim on the side, he looked to be about the most repulsive creature God ever put on Earth.
Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:30 AM (8erNz)


I read that Lyndon was pissed that Kennedy was known as a lady's man and said he got more ass than Kennedy ever did

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 11:36 AM (OLCnA)

136 I really miss the old days. And innocent humor, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 14, 2019 11:26 AM (HaL55)

I used to love radio, and the humor of those old shows is so very gentle AND funny. Totally unlike our current bitter vitriolic SJW "comedians"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 14, 2019 11:36 AM (wCCjE)

137 Murphy Brown stars as Clancy Brown in

TRANSTONE COWBOY

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:36 AM (CyODw)

138 Please, hit the tip jar on the right sidebar. He deserves our
support. If we have to pay for the site because advertisers are being
bullied by the SJW crowd, so be it.


Thanks for the reminder, I run an ad blocker so a tip is mandatory.

Posted by: human at June 14, 2019 11:36 AM (0CeRG)

139
Who's the Shriner in the CNN office pic?

Probably wondering if he left enough in the meter where he parked his clown car.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2019 11:36 AM (pNxlR)

140 The Omni Center was eventually sold to Ted Turner in 1987. CNN was moved to the location and still calls the former amusement park its headquarters.


Might explain where Tater came from.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:36 AM (oVJmc)

141 Yeah, young Hillary isn't bad at all, I think she was hagged out by the time Bill got his claws in her, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 11:36 AM (oZ6kz)

142 CNN HQ is the former World of Sid and Marty Krofft indoor amusement park?

So, didn't change much.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for Tarentino Trek parody at June 14, 2019 11:36 AM (gPTe0)

143 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (Ki5SV)

Wow

I, uh, need a moment. BRB...

Posted by: DocJ at June 14, 2019 11:36 AM (77WPm)

144 I really miss the old days. And innocent humor, too.

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It's pretty amazing to sit down with the kids to watch old Twilight Zone or Star Trek episodes and not have to worry about a single thing.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:37 AM (CyODw)

145 132
She does bear some resemblance to my first wife. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (ClOmq)


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Rush has repeatedly said that her key political weakness is that she reminds every man of his first wife.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019

*
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. . .
Really? I'd hate to think I was that run-of-the-mill.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:37 AM (ClOmq)

146 Clowns to the left of us, clowns to the right.

Posted by: CNN at June 14, 2019 11:37 AM (vtcmf)

147 94
May be a legend, but I read Madonna's had about 10 abortions. No doubt all to save the life and health of the mother.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2019 11:30 AM (BWL+E)


You sure you're not thinking about Whoopi Goldberg? Because I've heard the same thing about her.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:37 AM (LJlQ1)

148
LBJ said he got more tail by accident than JFK did on purpose.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2019 11:37 AM (BWL+E)

149 135

There's quantity and there's quality!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 14, 2019 11:37 AM (wCCjE)

150 She does bear some resemblance to my first wife. . . .


She's America's Ex-Wife.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (oVJmc)

151 For those that might have missed it yesterday, ace mentioned that ad revenue was down and things were a bit tight. So, if you can, might want to hit the tip jar...upper left, mainpage, 'Paypal' button.

It will take you to Paypal but you do not have to sign in. Once you enter the amt. on the first page and hit continue, scroll down a bit and there will be an option to use a debit or credit card.

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (cF8AT)

152 132 She does bear some resemblance to my first wife. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (ClOmq)

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Rush has repeatedly said that her key political weakness is that she reminds every man of his first wife.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:35 AM (AzW6q)

I've never been married, and she still reminds me of my ex-wife. And Fauxchontas reminds me of my mother in law.

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (7HtZB)

153 And Happy Flag Day, y'all.

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (RU4sa)

154 141
Yeah, young Hillary isn't bad at all, I think she was hagged out by the time Bill got his claws in her, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019

*
*
. . .

More like "she got her claws in him"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (ClOmq)

155 The news business hasn't yet figured out that not only have they been taken over by social media/tech sites, but that they are competing (and failing) with comedians and the political class. For example, George Stephanapolwhateves, Chuck Todd, John Brennan, Jim Sciutto, etc.

Why do we need Buzzfeed/Vox/HuffPost when we have late night comedians, John Oliver, Bill Maher, Trevor Noah, and Samantha be out there making their beat more entertaining (for their shared audience, not the rest of us)?
We don't.



You, journalists, decided to be partisan, edgy and entertaining instead of informative.

Now you must live with the consequences that there are others who are more suited/have a better skillset to do that job.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (W+vEI)

156 I wonder if they get a punch card and the 10th abortion is free.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (1ISKN)

157
Hillary, Waving to Tuco


"One ugly to a cemetery is enough", he muttered, and left for greener pastures.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (pNxlR)

158 Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:34 AM (RU4sa)

Difference between the Marine Corps and the Army: Marines know the whole song. Almost nobody in the Army knows anything beyond the first verse.

Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (U7voe)

159 You're welcome, nurse. : )

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (RU4sa)

160 Let me be absolutely clear: This is not the final outcome. This is, in fact, just one step along the way of what may turn out to be a lengthy and complex legal process.

So they still haven't any respect whatsoever for our court system.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (lD3vL)

161 Side blonde made me larf.


Chani says I cannot have side blonde.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (sjdRT)

162 Speaking of theoretically attractive Hillary Clinton: I just realized
that the stupid haircut Brie Larson wears in Endgame is a Hillary. And
now I can't stop thinking of her as Hillary's fanfic OC. New addition,
super powerful, effortlessly saves the Earth, don't need no man...


Remember the ads that started off with "I'm with her..." in big letters that morphed into something, something? It was one of those movies/brainwashing exercises thingys.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (HaL55)

163 >>Since the skool is paying the bakery's legal fees, are they on the hook for the appeals, too?

Not to mention post-judgment interest accumulating at roughly 10% until collected in full.

Posted by: Frasier Crane (I'm coming back!) at June 14, 2019 11:39 AM (F8YM0)

164 LBJ said he got more tail by accident than JFK did on purpose.

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If you read that closely you can see where he was a Republican in the first section and then switched sides to become a Democrat in the last part of the sentence.

Because science.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:39 AM (CyODw)

165 114 IIn an incoherent message, the Oberlin college president vows to fight on:

Can the jury go back and just say "Liquidate the school and distribute the endowment to the county"?

We need more of this. Far more. Unfortunately, state schools (e.g. my alma mater) aren't as easily cleaned out.

Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:39 AM (8erNz)

166
"She's America's grasping, vindictive Ex-Wife."

More accurate now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2019 11:39 AM (BWL+E)

167 Yes. When she was a student at the University of Michigan.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:19 AM (LJlQ1)

She was a dance major at U/M. There are videos online of her performing in a ballet.
Then, she became skank central and decided to go to NYC and live with ten other people in a one room apartment. She posed nude at one point, with six inches of hair in her armpits. Yeechh!.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 14, 2019 11:39 AM (fUVZx)

168 Difference between the Marine Corps and the Army: Marines know the whole song. Almost nobody in the Army knows anything beyond the first verse.
Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (U7voe)

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So?

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:39 AM (RU4sa)

169 But ace saved so much money on food this past month!

Of course all that savings went into finishing the shelving project.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 11:39 AM (oZ6kz)

170 Gotta love jarheads.

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:39 AM (RU4sa)

171 Really? I'd hate to think I was that run-of-the-mill.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:37 AM (ClOmq)
+++++++++++++
The run of the mill was in the last thread...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 11:40 AM (I2dne)

172 >>Yeah, young Hillary isn't bad at all, I think she was hagged out by the time Bill got his claws in her, though.




Think she's always been a smelly, unkept mess.

At least that's what one of Bill Clinton's early mistresses said - think it was the one that was his HS sweetheart he kept porking after getting married.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 11:40 AM (W+vEI)

173 Those clowns look like a troupe of anipers Ghillie-suited up for a mission at the Skittles factory.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2019 11:40 AM (mvenn)

174 It's pretty amazing to sit down with the kids to watch old Twilight Zone or Star Trek episodes and not have to worry about a single thing.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:37 AM (CyODw)

We're re-watching the Twilight Zone series. We're on season 1, episode 30...there's 35 episodes in season 1!

Lots of shows back then had 25+ episodes a season.

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 11:40 AM (cF8AT)

175 Guy Ritchie? Huh. I never bothered to bing images of him, but I always assumed he was a wormy little beta boy like most directors. In one pic he looks like Connor MacGregor.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 11:41 AM (xPJvm)

176
"She's America's grasping, vindictive Ex-Wife with a fondness for late morning vodka.."

More accurate now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2019 11:39 AM (BWL+E)

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Moar more accurate now.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 14, 2019 11:41 AM (8XRCm)

177 Jesus, don't eat Blue Bell ice cream unless you want to get poisoned and die. The company's run by Aggies so predictably the product has been contaminated on multiple occasions.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at June 14, 2019 11:41 AM (W83fP)

178 So?
Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:39 AM (RU4sa)

Just observing. I did four years in the former and three years in the latter.

Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 11:41 AM (U7voe)

179 At least we're not part of the Navy. : )

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:41 AM (RU4sa)

180 Good for you, Vanya.

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:41 AM (RU4sa)

181 Getting paypal error messages on the donation link. I'll try later.

Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:42 AM (8erNz)

182 Remember the ads that started off with "I'm with her..." in big letters that morphed into something, something? It was one of those movies/brainwashing exercises thingys.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (HaL55)

It's hard to remember what's a grand conspiracy and what's just leftist background noise, but I didn't think of that. Excellent point.

Posted by: trev006 at June 14, 2019 11:42 AM (9jPzf)

183 At least we're not part of the Navy. : )
Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:41 AM (RU4sa)

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I've heard a couple of Marines refer to it as the "Navy's Men's Department."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:42 AM (AzW6q)

184 You sure you're not thinking about Whoopi Goldberg? Because I've heard the same thing about her.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:37 AM


*****

Gawd...Goldberg looks like she has had at least ten.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 11:42 AM (axyOa)

185 I don't think I've seen Blue Bell ice cream in my local grocery store here in So Cal. Hmm. I'm gonna check this evening.

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:42 AM (a0IVu)

186 "who dis?"

florida girl?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 14, 2019 11:42 AM (Pg+x7)

187 anipers => snipers

Doh!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 14, 2019 11:42 AM (mvenn)

188 "Over hill, over dale,
We have hit the dusty trail..."

*preferred version*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)

189 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (/Fvo6)

190
I really miss the old days. And innocent humor, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivism=Socialism at June 14, 2019 11:26 AM (HaL55)


They were just trying to make us laugh not insult or lecture us. I'd rather watch Jack Benny show reruns than the garbage out today

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (OLCnA)

191

**CRAYONS!!!**

Posted by: JARHEADS EVERYWHERE at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (8XRCm)

192 We're re-watching the Twilight Zone series. We're on season 1, episode 30...there's 35 episodes in season 1!

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I'm always impressed at how good the Twilight Zone episodes are. Interesting stories, of course, but good production values and above average acting are the norm. You wouldn't think almost every episode could manage that.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (CyODw)

193 We're re-watching the Twilight Zone series. We're on season 1, episode 30...there's 35 episodes in season 1!

Lots of shows back then had 25+ episodes a season.
Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 11:40 AM (cF8AT)
+++++++++
The Twilight Zone was perhaps the zenith of American television. There have been some truly great shows since, of course, but the Twilight Zone is spectacular. Do you have the Blu-Ray? If not, I strongly recommend it. The picture looks good and they did a good job but the reworking of the sound is sublime - they had a real artist do that piece. When the SciFi Channel shows a Zone marathon, I often have trouble making out the muddy sound that was so common at the time. You can play back the Blu-Ray version at "barely audible" and hear every word and sound.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (I2dne)

194 Admit it. Y'all missed me.

Posted by: Sponge at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (/Fvo6)

195 A young Mickey Rourke? (before the mutilating surgeries??)

Posted by: Charliedoc at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (nVEO1)

196
May be a legend, but I read Madonna's had about 10 abortions.


Rod Stewart's stomach pump, Richard Gere's gerbil...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (oVJmc)

197 lol Yud.

Same here.

Seriously though, inter-service rivalry aside, if you served, period, *salute*

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (RU4sa)

198
The sun is bright
The sky is blue
I'm sitting here reading Ace of Spades again
when I've got too many other things to do

F5

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for Tarentino Trek parody at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (gPTe0)

199 78 Is that the key to Hell on Mad Dogs waist?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2019 11:27 AM (m79Dg)


I think it's the key to her dorm room. Most guys on campus had one when she was a student.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:44 AM (LJlQ1)

200 The presidential candidates meme is spot the f*ck on.

Posted by: Sponge at June 14, 2019 11:44 AM (/Fvo6)

201 I'm always impressed at how good the Twilight Zone episodes are. Interesting stories, of course, but good production values and above average acting are the norm. You wouldn't think almost every episode could manage that.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (CyODw)
++++++++++
Rod Serling was a genius. And he knew when to quit. The Twilight Zone didn't have a five-season slide into oblivion, which makes the total corpus a pretty spectacular effort with damn few low points.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 11:44 AM (I2dne)

202 Richard Gere's gerbil...

They don't call him Hamstertrail for nothing.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 11:44 AM (lD3vL)

203 **CRAYONS!!!**
Posted by: JARHEADS EVERYWHERE at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (8XRCm)

Hey! The Raspberry Red is fucking delicious, I'll have you know!

Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 11:44 AM (U7voe)

204 194 Admit it. Y'all missed me.
Posted by: Sponge at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (/Fvo6)

You missed us, first

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 11:44 AM (bcbK8)

205 SPONGE!
where HAVE you been?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 11:44 AM (d7Ww2)

206 The "get out the vote" picture is clearly 'shopped -- she doesn't give speeches standing any more, does she?

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at June 14, 2019 11:44 AM (cUpB1)

207 I'm not an Affirmative Action fan, but if Trump replaced Sarah Sanders with a black guy, it would be a great power move.

Most of the pasty white press corps are terrified of black people. And if they treated the new spokespeak they way they treated Sarah Sanders, I'm betting a lot of black voters would be pissed.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 14, 2019 11:45 AM (O7MnT)

208 Joan Collins!

(because)

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for Tarentino Trek parody at June 14, 2019 11:45 AM (gPTe0)

209 May be a legend, but I read Madonna's had about 10 abortions.


Here's today's life lesson:

Any p*ssy that's had Sean Penn inside is NEVER going to have me.


Posted by: JEM at June 14, 2019 11:45 AM (8erNz)

210 To have the Marine Corps with the Army's budget...

Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 11:45 AM (U7voe)

211 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 14, 2019 11:45 AM (O7MnT

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This is a smart idea. I nominate Charles Taylor.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:45 AM (AzW6q)

212 Hey! The Raspberry Red is fucking delicious, I'll have you know!
Posted by: Vanya

my boy prefers Peach

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 11:46 AM (d7Ww2)

213 Most of the pasty white press corps are terrified of black people. And if they treated the new spokespeak they way they treated Sarah Sanders, I'm betting a lot of black voters would be pissed.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 14, 2019 11:45 AM (O7MnT)

Candace Owen
Deneen Borrelli

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:46 AM (a0IVu)

214 Lots of shows back then had 25+ episodes a season.
Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 11:40 AM (cF8AT)


Exactly. As far as I'm concerned a "season" has to have a minimum of 25 episodes.

But all these new-fangled tv shows with their 10-episode "seasons"? Wotta buncha pansies.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:46 AM (LJlQ1)

215 Are those clowns about to do a Clown Story Hour with the kids?

You Coulrophobic H8ers need to be more tolerant of our lifestyle!

Posted by: SJW for clowns at June 14, 2019 11:46 AM (U2JQS)

216 "Over hill, over dale,
We have hit the dusty trail..."

*preferred version*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2019 11:42 AM


****

Poor Dale...

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 11:46 AM (axyOa)

217 my boy prefers Peach
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 11:46 AM (d7Ww2)

Peach is a good opening course.

Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 11:46 AM (U7voe)

218 The Twilight Zone is probably the greatest American TV series ever. Absolutely iconic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:46 AM (oVJmc)

219 Hey! The Raspberry Red is fucking delicious, I'll have you know!
Posted by: Vanya

my boy prefers Peach
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 11:46 AM (d7Ww2)

-------

We melt em all together and make fruit salad bars !!!!!

Posted by: JARHEADS EVERYWHERE at June 14, 2019 11:46 AM (8XRCm)

220 207 I'm not an Affirmative Action fan, but if Trump replaced Sarah Sanders with a black guy, it would be a great power move. 

Most of the pasty white press corps are terrified of black people. And if they treated the new spokespeak they way they treated Sarah Sanders, I'm betting a lot of black voters would be pissed.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 14, 2019 11:45 AM (O7MnT)

Candace Owens.

Posted by: trev006 at June 14, 2019 11:47 AM (9jPzf)

221 Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 14, 2019 11:45 AM (O7MnT

Snoop Dogg

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2019 11:47 AM (ykq7q)

222
But all these new-fangled tv shows with their 10-episode "seasons"? Wotta buncha pansies.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 11:46 AM (LJlQ1)


Yes, but the writing is tighter.

/s

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2019 11:47 AM (BWL+E)

223 Over hill, over dale,
We have hit the dusty trail..."

*preferred version*
Posted by: Anon a mouse


"Was it high, was it low
where in Hell did that one go?
As the caissons go rolling along"

Posted by: not enough latex in the world at June 14, 2019 11:47 AM (nEOLy)

224 Most of the pasty white press corps are terrified of black people. And if they treated the new spokespeak they way they treated Sarah Sanders, I'm betting a lot of black voters would be pissed.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 14, 2019 11:45 AM (O7MnT)

Tyrus

He's on Greg Gutfeld's show. And he's YUGE! 6'7" - 375 lbs. according to wiki.

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 11:47 AM (cF8AT)

225
I'd love to see Mark Levin as press secretary just to have him call on Acosta. You, the CNN dummy. That's right I said it. What lies are you going to spew today?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 11:48 AM (OLCnA)

226 Snoop Dogg
Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2019 11:47 AM (ykq7q)

IIRC he hates Trump.

Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 11:48 AM (U7voe)

227 the zenith of American television"

Watched the Twilight Zone... on a Zenith.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2019 11:48 AM (6qErC)

228
Candace Owen
Deneen Borrelli


I was thinking Colion Noir.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 14, 2019 11:48 AM (O7MnT)

229 I'm not an Affirmative Action fan, but if Trump replaced Sarah Sanders with a black guy, it would be a great power move.

--

Do you have a particular Uncle Tom in mind?

Love,
MSM

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:48 AM (CyODw)

230 Candace Owens.

Posted by: trev006 at June 14, 2019 11:47 AM (9jPzf)
+++++++++
Wouldn't work. The Left has already revolted against her. It doesn't matter that she's a black woman. Her wrongthink is so extreme that they regularly accuse her of "internalized misogyny" and of being an "Uncle Tom." That ship has sailed anyway and I am not sure she is mean enough to do the job.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 11:48 AM (I2dne)

231
May be a legend, but I read Madonna's had about 10 abortions.

Rod Stewart's stomach pump, Richard Gere's gerbil...


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:43 AM (oVJmc)


Those are all true.

Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at June 14, 2019 11:48 AM (TAmPV)

232 Centuries of Service: The U.S. Army, 1775-2005

https://history.army.mil/html/books/070/70-71-1/index.html

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:48 AM (RU4sa)

233 We are living in Clown World. Honk honk!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 11:49 AM (NWiLs)

234 Marines only need the "C" ration.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:49 AM (AzW6q)

235 As an outsider, I'm always very amused at the self-deprecating crayon jokes.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:49 AM (CyODw)

236 IIRC he hates Trump.

Which is why I wouldn't go with Kevin Williamson or Glen Steele.

I'd look at John James, but he has a senate race to win in Michigan.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 14, 2019 11:49 AM (O7MnT)

237 153
And Happy Flag Day, y'all.

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (RU4sa)



I just remembered to put up my flag

Posted by: Vic at June 14, 2019 11:49 AM (mpXpK)

238 "Let me be perfectly clear" is only used by people who aren't and don't want to be.

It was Barack Mugabe's catch phrase when he wanted to tell another lie.

As soon as the phrase is uttered, look for the BS to follow.



Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 14, 2019 11:50 AM (Z+IKu)

239 Was it high, was it low
where in Hell did that one go?"

Artillery. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2019 11:50 AM (6qErC)

240 I'm not an Affirmative Action fan, but if Trump replaced Sarah Sanders with a black guy, it would be a great power move.

Forget the AA motive, get a black preacher as press sec.

The rhetoric and phrasing with the no-compromise attitude would be outstanding.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 11:50 AM (lD3vL)

241 I am not sure she is mean enough to do the job.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 11:48 AM (I2dne)

-------

Charles. Taylor.

He's mean enough.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:50 AM (AzW6q)

242 Mark, sent you an email.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 11:50 AM (NWiLs)

243 More like the Killer Bees.

Posted by: FireSarge at June 14, 2019 11:50 AM (3z2j9)

244 As soon as the phrase is uttered, look for the BS to follow.

plus the whistled 'S's

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 11:50 AM (lD3vL)

245
I just remembered to put up my flag

Posted by: Vic at June 14, 2019 11:49 AM (mpXpK)


Her Majesty reminded me last night. She's not a citizen but you won't find a bigger patriot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2019 11:51 AM (BWL+E)

246 Charles. Taylor.

He's mean enough.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:50 AM (AzW6q)
++++++++++++
Plus: Immigrant
Minus: Foreign collusion

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 11:51 AM (I2dne)

247 Most of the pasty white press corps are terrified of black people. And if they treated the new spokespeak they way they treated Sarah Sanders, I'm betting a lot of black voters would be pissed.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 14, 2019 11:45 AM (O7MnT)

Candace Owens would be a good choice. Outspoken (and well-spoken) Trump supporter, female, and black. And very attractive, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2019 11:51 AM (WG6O9)

248 Clancy Brown. . . Mr. Krabs AND the creepy bad guy from The Highlander.

That's some serious range, heh!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

249 The "Gorilla" that rants is ready for prime time. If not already in process I nominate him for Simian Czar of the Universe based out of Bozeman MT. He makes way too much sense to be in DC. Is too proud and strong to be in SF. Doesn't need a tan or screen test, so LA is out. Has gonads as big as hard balls. Speaks without a teleprompter. Is Diverse in his religious orientation. Digs ladies. Does men as a sign of dominance. Does not have orange hair - but his cousin Orangy does -, but maintains a penthouse suite at Mar Del Lago. Owns pearl handled matching 1911s at which he is rated marksman. Whadda YOU got?

Posted by: Ray at June 14, 2019 11:51 AM (AVxHd)

250 Kanye West as PressSec. Tell me those wouldn't be the best briefings ever.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 11:52 AM (oZ6kz)

251 "Let me be perfectly clear" is only used by people who aren't and don't want to be.

-------

Sometimes. When I say it, it's usually more like "Let me be perfectly clear - [imperative goes here], or else."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:52 AM (AzW6q)

252 Candace Owens would be a good choice. Outspoken (and well-spoken) Trump supporter, female, and black. And very attractive, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2019 11:51 AM (WG6O9)
+++++++++
She's marrying some other guy who isn't me, so that's an unfortunate demerit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 11:52 AM (I2dne)

253 Candace Owens would be a good choice. Outspoken (and well-spoken) Trump supporter, female, and black. And very attractive, too.

Also, how about that crazy-eyed lady on Outnumbered?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 14, 2019 11:52 AM (O7MnT)

254 They told my basic scuba class that eating Blue Bell prevents the bends.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at June 14, 2019 11:52 AM (1L9V9)

255 with a black guy, "

Terry Crews...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2019 11:52 AM (6qErC)

256
Clancy Brown's father and grandfather were both congressmen from Ohio. District around Blanchester.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 14, 2019 11:52 AM (BWL+E)

257 250 Kanye West as PressSec. Tell me those wouldn't be the best briefings ever.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 11:52 AM (oZ6kz)

Lit AF

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2019 11:52 AM (7HtZB)

258 Broncos owner Pat Bowlen dies at 75

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2019 11:53 AM (QkjLD)

259 250 Kanye West as PressSec. Tell me those wouldn't be the best briefings ever.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 11:52 AM (oZ6kz)

Confuse the ever-living shit out of the reporters. It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

260 I would love to see Candace Owens scolding Jim Acosta and April Ryan. They could make it PPV.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 11:53 AM (W+vEI)

261 We're re-watching the Twilight Zone series. We're on season 1, episode 30...there's 35 episodes in season 1!



Lots of shows back then had 25+ episodes a season.

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019

*
*
. . .

Have Gun -- Will Travel had 38 a year, I believe. Also half-hours. 77 Sunset Strip, a little later, had 36 hour-long shows. However, they rotated their leads so the same lead actor was not in every episode.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:53 AM (ClOmq)

262 Most of the pasty white press corps are terrified of black people. And if they treated the new spokespeak they way they treated Sarah Sanders, I'm betting a lot of black voters would be pissed.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at June 14, 2019 11:45 AM (O7MnT)
-----
Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?

Posted by: Mean Dude at June 14, 2019 11:53 AM (iB1oa)

263 255 with a black guy, "

Terry Crews...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2019 11:52 AM (6qErC)

Only if he brings his AA12 from "The Expendables"

Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2019 11:53 AM (7HtZB)

264 The Democratic Party is deeply in debt with little money in the bank as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 11:53 AM (39g3+)

265 185 I don't think I've seen Blue Bell ice cream in my local grocery store here in So Cal. Hmm. I'm gonna check this evening.

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:42 AM (a0IVu)

Here in East Texas, we've got every Bluebell flavor they make - I had some of the raspberry brownie just last week! (it's even better than you think it would be) Bluebell is by far the best ice cream I've had until you get to more expensive brands like Haagen Daz - very rich, very creamy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 11:53 AM (Kpl3J)

266 255 with a black guy, "

Terry Crews...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2019 11:52 AM (6qErC)

In character as Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

267 Broncos owner Pat Bowlen dies at 75

--------

I knew his kid when we were kids. This will not be good for the Broncos organization.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:53 AM (AzW6q)

268 The Amazing Lucas as Press Sec.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBZ9gAZD_jA

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 11:54 AM (RU4sa)

269 You'd have to have the patience of Job to be Press secretary.. I wonder... Is he still available?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2019 11:54 AM (O2RFr)

270 Forget the AA motive, get a black preacher as press sec.

The rhetoric and phrasing with the no-compromise attitude would be outstanding.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 11:50 AM (lD3vL)

He will have his work cut out for him with that evil bunch

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:54 AM (a0IVu)

271 Ha! YouTube reinstated Black Pigeon Speaks' channel after facing a severe backlash for stupidly banning him. Here's his latest, posted just minutes ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfrWddAgug8

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 14, 2019 11:54 AM (q0hpP)

272 Today is bigoted against lesbians and makes us feel triggered!!!

Oh, FLAG day. Nevermind.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:54 AM (Lwfjs)

273 Elsewhere, someone posted that the Oberlin case was like an extended episode of Fawlty Towers - Basil Fawlty never missed an opportunity to double down, especially when he was completely wrong.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 11:55 AM (Kpl3J)

274 In character as Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

So should he use the AK-47 or the M16 for the opening of the press conference ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 11:55 AM (lD3vL)

275 But all these new-fangled tv shows with their 10-episode "seasons"? Wotta buncha pansies.

Well and stopping to run re-runs halfway through the season is a strange approach as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 11:55 AM (39g3+)

276 260

I'd go back to cable service to see Candace Owens dismantling the MSM!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 14, 2019 11:55 AM (wCCjE)

277 Sadly I must report there is no BlueBell in Washington State.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM (axyOa)

278 The fuck's a mid-season finale, anyway? If it's the middle of the season, it isn't a finale.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM (oZ6kz)

279 My first flag I put up and left it up. It didn't last 3 months before it was all ratty and tattered. This one I only put up on national holidays.

Posted by: Vic at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM (mpXpK)

280
Well and stopping to run re-runs halfway through the season is a strange approach as well.

I agree... That's what they did with Last Man Standing

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM (O2RFr)

281 co-press secretaries - Diamond and Silk!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)

282 I'd hire a stage hypnotist as my press secretary.


"Okay, Acosta, when I snap my fingers, you will cluck like a chicken!"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM (oVJmc)

283 The U.K. Just Banned 'Harmful Gender Stereotypes' in Advertising

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM (QkjLD)

284 All jokes aside, I renominate "Saudi Bone Saw Guys" for PressSec. Their previous track-record in journalism is Pulitzer-worthy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM (AzW6q)

285 Locally here they have Umpqua ice cream, by a local dairy. Its pretty good but the problem is that once you've had real home-made ice cream, everything from the store tastes like soy shavings and petroleum jelly with lots of sugar.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM (39g3+)

286 >>Kanye West as PressSec. Tell me those wouldn't be the best briefings ever.


Run them like his Sunday services.

Hey, Kanye got the Millennial and GenZ hippie LARPers at Coachella to participate in an Easter Service - he could get the WH press dancing in the aisles.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (W+vEI)

287 How would you feel about Bill Wittle as press secretary?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (JgA4k)

288 character as Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho."

Priceless. Give him the AA12, too.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)

289 274 In character as Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

So should he use the AK-47 or the M16 for the opening of the press conference ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 11:55 AM (lD3vL)

He should use the Anal Intruder.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (Kpl3J)

290 My first flag I put up and left it up. It didn't last 3 months before it was all ratty and tattered. This one I only put up on national holidays.

-

And that's when the fight started, your honor.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (Lwfjs)

291 The original Twilight Zone came out in the golden age of television. It will never be that good again.

Posted by: Vic at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (mpXpK)

292 274 In character as Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

So should he use the AK-47 or the M16 for the opening of the press conference ?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 14, 2019 11:55 AM (lD3vL)

M249 SAW

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

293 Rod Serling was a genius. And he knew when to quit.
The Twilight Zone didn't have a five-season slide into oblivion, which
makes the total corpus a pretty spectacular effort with damn few low
points.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019

*
*
. . .

Not all the TZ shows he wrote were gems. And when you watch episodes of Night Gallery from the early '70s (good as many of them are), you see he looks kind of tired and ground down, as if he wished he'd quit when he was ahead.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)

294 All jokes aside, I renominate "Saudi Bone Saw Guys" for PressSec. Their previous track-record in journalism is Pulitzer-worthy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM (AzW6q)

Mr. Stelter...

Ahmed! Fetch my longest flensing knife!

Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (U7voe)

295 The U.K. Just Banned 'Harmful Gender Stereotypes' in Advertising

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM (QkjLD)


Old Blighty is a pathetic joke these days

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (OLCnA)

296 The picture for Bernie should be one of the Balcony Muppets.

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (I5SAg)

297 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2019 11:58 AM (CbG28)

298 220 207 Candace Owens to replace Sarah Sanders?


^^ You guys are genius!

Posted by: Iris at June 14, 2019 11:58 AM (lSFe/)

299 The U.K. Just Banned 'Harmful Gender Stereotypes' in Advertising

-

So Viagra has to feature women users in their ads?

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:58 AM (Lwfjs)

300 Rod Serling had lung cancer, IIANM.

Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2019 11:58 AM (I5SAg)

301 281 co-press secretaries - Diamond and Silk!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM (Kpl3J)


That was my vote yesterday. I said they'd literally bitch slap Acosta. I'd pay to see it.

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 11:58 AM (cF8AT)

302 So the Democrats have the Killer Bs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2019 11:59 AM (CbG28)

303 Locally here they have Umpqua ice cream, by a local dairy. Its pretty good but the problem is that once you've had real home-made ice cream, everything from the store tastes like soy shavings and petroleum jelly with lots of sugar.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 11:56 AM

****

Ahh...you shop at Fred Myers too?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 11:59 AM (axyOa)

304 tastes like soy shavings and petroleum jelly with lots of sugar."

Unilever. Owners of, among other things, Ben and Jerry's...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)

305 The picture for Bernie should be one of the Balcony Muppets.
Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (I5SAg)

Bernie Sanders looks like someone *playing* Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 11:59 AM (U7voe)

306 Madonna

Posted by: G marks the spot at June 14, 2019 11:59 AM (+4PAw)

307 That was my vote yesterday. I said they'd literally bitch slap Acosta. I'd pay to see it.

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 11:58 AM (cF8AT)

I'd pay to watch their press briefings.

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:59 AM (a0IVu)

308 The Multicultural Resource director wanted "fire and brimstone rained down" on Gibsons. Apparently Gibson's lawyer quoted this in his closing arguments.
What a sterling group of people Oberlin has in its administrative posts/ sarc (Well, and Meredith was also a faculty member):

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 12:00 PM (ahS0B)

309 So Viagra has to feature women users in their ads?
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:58 AM (Lwfjs)

And prostate cancer PSAs. It's very confusing.

Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 12:00 PM (U7voe)

310 So Flag Day in Brattleboro uses the rainbow one I s'pose?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 12:00 PM (axyOa)

311 296 The picture for Bernie should be one of the Balcony Muppets.
Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (I5SAg)

Nah. Waldorf and Statler were curmudgeons but they were quite witty and definitely not stupid.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

312 300
Rod Serling had lung cancer, IIANM.


Posted by: JAS at June 14, 2019

*
*
. . .

Like a lot of people then, he smoked like an industrial smokestack on a triple shift.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 12:00 PM (ClOmq)

313 Link to #308 from "The Other McCain"

https://tinyurl.com/y47kwz2m

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 12:00 PM (ahS0B)

314 Bernie Sanders looks like someone *playing* Bernie Sanders.

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Clausplay

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 12:00 PM (Lwfjs)

315 This is just reminding me that the Twilight Zone machine at my pinball store has been busted for over a month now.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 12:01 PM (oZ6kz)

316 293 Rod Serling was a genius. And he knew when to quit.
The Twilight Zone didn't have a five-season slide into oblivion, which
makes the total corpus a pretty spectacular effort with damn few low
points.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019
*
*
. . .

Not all the TZ shows he wrote were gems. And when you watch episodes of Night Gallery from the early '70s (good as many of them are), you see he looks kind of tired and ground down, as if he wished he'd quit when he was ahead.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)

There's a lot of recycled plots and themes, too. Binge watching you see it.

But there's a LOT of good quality in the Twilight Zone.

What makes me really sad and nostalgic are the period ads. They used to have ads that encouraged people to go to church/temple.

Days long gone...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 12:01 PM (bcbK8)

317
I don't think I've seen Blue Bell ice cream in my local grocery store here in So Cal. Hmm. I'm gonna check this evening.

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:42 AM (a0IVu)




I think Blue Bell is kind of regional. I never saw it in SoCal either.

Good stuff though. Equal to the big names in premium ice cream, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2019 12:01 PM (veoSD)

318 Trump clarifies comments on foreign 'dirt,' says heat should be on Dems for 2016 spying

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2019 12:02 PM (QkjLD)

319 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2019 12:02 PM (+3V6S)

320 273 Elsewhere, someone posted that the Oberlin case was like an extended episode of Fawlty Towers - Basil Fawlty never missed an opportunity to double down, especially when he was completely wrong.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 11:55 AM (Kpl3J)


So Meredith Raimando is Basil Fawlty?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 12:03 PM (LJlQ1)

321 Not all the TZ shows he wrote were gems. And when you watch episodes of Night Gallery from the early '70s (good as many of them are), you see he looks kind of tired and ground down, as if he wished he'd quit when he was ahead.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)
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Oh, for sure. Not all episodes were spectacular. Many were. Most were good or better. I have the same opinion of Night Gallery, sadly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 12:03 PM (I2dne)

322 Has Oberlin had their first bake sale yet?

Did they burn the campus down while trying to #LearnToBake?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2019 12:03 PM (CbG28)

323 Oh dear Lord....

@CNN

Do you need a little more heart and soul in your workplace? @JakeTapper and @WolfBlitzer know what that's like. You'll want the sound on for this one. Get ready for a brand new CNN Original Series all about the movies coming this July #CNNTheMovies

Video:

https://tinyurl.com/y6yatmt8

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 12:03 PM (cF8AT)

324 319 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2019 12:02 PM (+3V6S)


You're late.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 12:03 PM (LJlQ1)

325 How on earth did she morph from that sweet thing to the freak she is now...

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM (a0IVu)


The Seven Deadly Sins are hard on your looks.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 14, 2019 12:03 PM (hLRSq)

326 140 The Omni Center was eventually sold to Ted Turner in 1987. CNN was moved to the location and still calls the former amusement park its headquarters


They have a very good food court on the ground floor. Crowded as hell though.

Posted by: Sooner at June 14, 2019 12:03 PM (Fs5vw)

327 Hong Kong protesters make Carrie Lam Cry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeWv_z5-f2g

News + humor from China Uncensored.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 14, 2019 12:04 PM (vWMNq)

328 Female Body Inspectors hid Steele dossier till after election.
It was the proof that DNC/Clinton campaign had illegally collected dirt from foreign sources.

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2019 12:04 PM (QkjLD)

329 Like a lot of people then, he smoked like an industrial smokestack on a triple shift.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 12:00 PM (ClOmq)
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If I'd been alive at the time I'd have smacked that cancerous shit out of his fucking hands and saved his got damn life!

Posted by: I'm Tyrone, Fucking Wives and Saving Lives at June 14, 2019 12:04 PM (BDZWU)

330

Essayons.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 14, 2019 12:04 PM (KATBx)

331 What makes me really sad and nostalgic are the period ads. They used to have ads that encouraged people to go to church/temple.

Days long gone...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 12:01 PM (bcbK
+++++++++
And the PSAs (which are left in on the Blue-Rays, where they aired originally). My favorites are the "This is an election year and your vote matters. Donate time or money to the candidate or party you believe in" - fully non-partisan and the "Mental health is important. See what you can do to help the mentally ill in your community" - also non-partisan and often locally-focused.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 12:04 PM (I2dne)

332 I think the B-Team is a better sobriquet.

Posted by: Locke Common at June 14, 2019 12:05 PM (l0fin)

333 Except Basil was funny.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2019 12:05 PM (CbG28)

334 Pastor David Lynn is the future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGTyiU7sPeo

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:05 PM (RU4sa)

335 Not all the TZ shows he wrote were gems. And when you watch episodes of Night Gallery from the early '70s (good as many of them are), you see he looks kind of tired and ground down, as if he wished he'd quit when he was ahead.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:57 AM (ClOmq)


Well, Sterling did die of lung cancer, so maybe he couldn't entirely mask the symptoms.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 12:05 PM (LJlQ1)

336
Do you need a little more heart and soul in your workplace? @JakeTapper and @WolfBlitzer know what that's like. You'll want the sound on for this one. Get ready for a brand new CNN Original Series all about the movies coming this July #CNNTheMovies


Sounds groovy

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 14, 2019 12:05 PM (TAmPV)

337 Trump clarifies comments on foreign 'dirt,' says heat should be on Dems for 2016 spying

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2019 12:02 PM (QkjLD)


It is amazing how this orange buffoon gets the media to make his point for him all of the time, like they were unwitting (witless?) allies.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 14, 2019 12:06 PM (hLRSq)

338

In an incoherent message, the Oberlin college president vows to fight on:

Let me be absolutely clear: This is not the final outcome. This is, in fact, just one step along the way of what may turn out to be a lengthy and complex legal process.


Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 12:06 PM (aKsyK)

339 Today is bigoted against lesbians and makes us feel triggered!!!

Oh, FLAG day. Nevermind.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 11:54 AM (Lwfjs)
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Our local soccer team tweeted about flag day with a gif of the supporters groups flags with a few rainbow ones mixed in. Not a starts & stripes in sight.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 14, 2019 12:07 PM (Xvo1a)

340 What's this about Female Body Inspectors?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 12:07 PM (bcbK8)

341 Heart and soul in my workplace?? What's that suppose to mean.

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 12:07 PM (a0IVu)

342 Do you need a little more heart and soul in your workplace? @JakeTapper and @WolfBlitzer know what that's like. You'll want the sound on for this one. Get ready for a brand new CNN Original Series all about the movies coming this July #CNNTheMovies
+++++++++++
Okay, CNN. Sure thing. I'll get right on it. Nothing sounds more appealing than watching a couple of vacuous demons prattling on about the products of a culture they helped to destroy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 12:07 PM (I2dne)

343 "Mental health is important. See what you can do to help the mentally ill in your community" -

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 12:04 PM (I2dne)


"Don't vote for them. And stop watching CNN. This has been a message from the Ad Council."

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 12:07 PM (LJlQ1)

344 Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 12:06 PM (aKsyK)

Have they released Steiner's ETA yet?

Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 12:07 PM (U7voe)

345 Word on The Street for new spokes body at the WH Genghis Cohen.

Posted by: Ray at June 14, 2019 12:07 PM (AVxHd)

346 Youse guys really need to watch that CNN video....

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

347 Headline in today's Seattle paper: Seattle Heatwave Could Kill Hundreds

So...global warming is based in Seattle. If anyone dies, sue them.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 12:08 PM (axyOa)

348 The bearded gent is Bob Keeshan--Captain Kangaroo--the bravest Marine I ever met.

Posted by: Lee Marvin at June 14, 2019 12:08 PM (XMhQP)

349 Two o'clock this morning
If she should come a calling
I couldn't dream of turning her away
And if it got hot and hectic
I know she'd be electric
I'd let her take her chances with me
You see, the gets what she wants
'Cause she's heart and soul
She's hot and cold
She's got it all

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

350 67>>>

Heh. I have a friend who does it on an amateur basis, so I've had to de-learn all the "horror/child predator" stuff we've been conditioned to think.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2019 12:08 PM (Vwer9)

351 Bakeries are anti-gay, anti-POC, anti-trans and they have OVENS. Coincidence? Yeah right.

Burn all bakeries.

Posted by: NPC at June 14, 2019 12:08 PM (YnPp1)

352 Our local soccer team tweeted about flag day with a gif of the supporters groups flags with a few rainbow ones mixed in. Not a starts & stripes in sight.

Posted by: jhawk90

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I wouldn't be at all surprised if that's what they think flag day is about.

Yay flags!

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 12:08 PM (Lwfjs)

353 You guys might not know it but she was a Republican before that perv Bill got ahold of her.

Posted by: torabora at June 14, 2019 12:08 PM (Y274z)

354 Steiner?

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2019 12:09 PM (CbG28)

355 Posted by: torabora at June 14, 2019 12:08 PM (Y274z)

Who?

Posted by: Vanya at June 14, 2019 12:09 PM (U7voe)

356 >>Do you need a little more heart and soul in your workplace? @JakeTapper and @WolfBlitzer know what that's like. You'll want the sound on for this one. Get ready for a brand new CNN Original Series all about the movies coming this July #CNNTheMovies


(in unison) *wrist flip* "Hated it!"

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 12:09 PM (W+vEI)

357 Anyone got a guess on Beardy McBearderson?

" Wait, I know zis man.

He is Ned Nederlander ! "

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2019 12:10 PM (+3V6S)

358 testing

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 12:10 PM (t4VPg)

359 Just went to see what Google was doing for Flag Day.

Yep. The folks who celebrated three straight (ha) days of WOMEN'S WORLD CUP!!! don't have anything to show people today.

Just like D-Day.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 12:10 PM (Lwfjs)

360 it worked

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 12:10 PM (t4VPg)

361 March along, sing our song, with the Army of the free
Count the brave, count the true, who have fought to victory
We're the Army and proud of our name
We're the Army and proudly proclaim

First to fight for the right,
And to build the Nation's might,
And The Army Goes Rolling Along
Proud of all we have done,
Fighting till the battle's won,
And the Army Goes Rolling Along.

Then it's Hi! Hi! Hey!
The Army's on its way.
Count off the cadence loud and strong
For where e'er we go,
You will always know
That The Army Goes Rolling Along.

Valley Forge, Custer's ranks,
San Juan Hill and Patton's tanks,
And the Army went rolling along
Minutemen, from the start,
Always fighting from the heart,
And the Army keeps rolling along.

Men in rags, men who froze,
Still that Army met its foes,
And the Army went rolling along.
Faith in God, then we're right,
And we'll fight with all our might,
As the Army keeps rolling along.
Posted by: SMH

NICE !

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2019 12:10 PM (+3V6S)

362 242 Mark, sent you an email.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 11:50 AM (NWiLs)

Got it, thanks man.

I'll reply back soonish.

Have a great week man, you and the Nurse both!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 12:10 PM (bcbK8)

363 357 Anyone got a guess on Beardy McBearderson?

" Wait, I know zis man.

He is Ned Nederlander ! "
Posted by: JT at June 14, 2019 12:10 PM (+3V6S)

My favorite shtar of zee shilver shcreen!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

364 I gots woked up this morning and realized it was time to code. Five seconds later I discovered that Morse had been disappeared. My Interstellar Overdrive ride will be here at 11:23

Posted by: Ray at June 14, 2019 12:11 PM (AVxHd)

365 >> You guys might not know it but she was a Republican before that perv Bill got ahold of her.



She did her Wellesley senior thesis on Saul Alinsky, right?

She was already corrupted before Yale and Bill.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 12:11 PM (W+vEI)

366 I don't think I've seen Blue Bell ice cream in my local grocery store here in So Cal. Hmm. I'm gonna check this evening.

Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:42 AM (a0IVu)

I think Blue Bell is kind of regional. I never saw it in SoCal either.

Good stuff though. Equal to the big names in premium ice cream, as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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I see Blue Bell delivery trucks around here regularly, and it's in all of the stores. But then I'm in God's country, the Old North State.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2019 12:11 PM (YvUf/)

367 Posted by: Insomniac

hot lovin every night!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 12:11 PM (d7Ww2)

368 You guys might not know it but she was a Republican before that perv Bill got ahold of her.

-

She's possibly the entire reason Democrats began trying to convince people the parties flipped back in the 1820s-2015s

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 12:11 PM (Lwfjs)

369 Ahh...you shop at Fred Myers too

Winco mostly, Freddy's is expensive

Better meat and produce, though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:11 PM (39g3+)

370 >>Anyone got a guess on Beardy McBearderson?

Guy Ritchie, Madonna's ex-husband

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 12:11 PM (W+vEI)

371 it worked


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 12:10 PM


****

Had it been a real emergency you would have been advised to turn to the other thread...the REAL thread.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 12:11 PM (axyOa)

372 357 Anyone got a guess on Beardy McBearderson?

" Wait, I know zis man.

He is Ned Nederlander ! "
Posted by: JT at June 14, 2019 12:10 PM (+3V6S)

Ah, the quick draw artist. I know him well. I even remember when he was little Neddy Nickers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK8)

373 367 Posted by: Insomniac

hot lovin every night!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 12:11 PM (d7Ww2)

Whoa-oh!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 12:12 PM (NWiLs)

374 In an incoherent message, the Oberlin college president vows to fight on:



Let me be absolutely clear: This is not the final outcome. This is,
in fact, just one step along the way of what may turn out to be a
lengthy and complex legal process.



Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.





Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 12:06 PM (aKsyK)

We shall fight them in Starbucks. We shall fight them in the women's studies department. We shall never surrender!

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2019 12:12 PM (gmo/4)

375 191. Staff Sergeant. We are out of Crayons, we going to starve out here.

Posted by: Picric at June 14, 2019 12:12 PM (wmUnA)

376 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 12:10 PM (bcbK


Thanks Mark!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 12:12 PM (NWiLs)

377 And yeah, as awful as her heart and soul are, Hillary was pretty when she was young. Madonna was always meh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:12 PM (39g3+)

378
What makes me really sad and nostalgic are the period ads. They used to have ads that encouraged people to go to church/temple.

Aliens must register

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 14, 2019 12:13 PM (aKsyK)

379 Huh, so that's what Guy Ritchie looks like. Never would have guessed, I was picturing a sketchy Cockney with slicked back black hair....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 12:13 PM (bcbK8)

380 osted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 12:11 PM (d7Ww2)

Keep the air conditioning running and then you won't be too hot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 12:13 PM (ahS0B)

381 I didn't look to see if someone got it but is that Bernadette Peters?

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 14, 2019 12:14 PM (cGAjs)

382 319 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2019 12:02 PM (+3V6S)

You're late.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor

" I was unavoidably detained"

Posted by: JT at June 14, 2019 12:14 PM (+3V6S)

383
hot lovin every night!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 12:11 PM (d7Ww2)

Whoa-oh!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 12:12 PM


*****

Insom, I have a few extra of those little magic pills.
And stay hydrated

Posted by: Diogenes at June 14, 2019 12:14 PM (axyOa)

384 Can we hit the tip jar without using pay pal?

Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 12:14 PM (oiNtH)

385 Keep the air conditioning running and then you won't be too hot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2019 12:13 PM (ahS0B)

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Dammmm....... coffee everywhere....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 14, 2019 12:14 PM (8XRCm)

386 And perhaps then they'd be able to ask themselves what would happen
if the supply of left-wing gasbaggery greatly surpasses the demand.


An over supply of Greenhouse Gasbaggery ?
oh noes
Offset yer carbonz, bitchez...

Posted by: mikeyG at June 14, 2019 12:15 PM (Sr57E)

387 New Soph video and new Razorfist vid up yesterday if you need a little spicy red meat.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 12:15 PM (bcbK8)

388 Posted by: Cheri

yes you can. click on the paypal, enter an amount and use as a guest. you don't have to open a paypal acct.

I did it yesterday

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 12:15 PM (d7Ww2)

389
Well, Sterling did die of lung cancer, so maybe he couldn't entirely mask the symptoms.



Serling died during surgery on his heart.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 12:16 PM (oVJmc)

390 The large flag is up at Ft. Hammer today, 4' x 6'.

My dad was born on flag day, and always had flags at appropriate places/times.

For years, I would put up one his 48 star flags on Flag Day, but they have just become to frail to do that anymore. Time and age rob us of one thing after another.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2019 12:16 PM (YvUf/)

391 What makes me really sad and nostalgic are the period ads. They used to have ads that encouraged people to go to church/temple.

And movies... Do you think Mel Brooks could make any of his movies now?Not even just him... I saw the tail end of Goonies an 80's movie and in the end when the cop sees the pirate ship he says "Holy Mary Mother of God."Think that would be allowed in any Spielberg film?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2019 12:16 PM (O2RFr)

392 Thanks Nurse! Doing it now.

Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 12:16 PM (oiNtH)

393 'too frail'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2019 12:16 PM (YvUf/)

394
..... *puts "Look both ways before crossing the street" in the tip jar.*

Posted by: fixerupper at June 14, 2019 12:16 PM (8XRCm)

395 Died AFTER surgery on his heart, to be correct.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 12:17 PM (oVJmc)

396

There are 2 flags flying at our house.

One is the 24/7/366 that never comes down, and the other is one that was rescued from burning many years back at Suny Binghamton, when it was Harpur College.

The rescue flag only appears on Flag Day. I feel sorta proud of myself for saving it.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 14, 2019 12:17 PM (KATBx)

397 >>New Soph video and new Razorfist vid up yesterday if you need a little spicy red meat.


Loved her takedown of child actvist to the world's VOPs Greta Thunberg.

Clever way to respond to the "OMG, who is letting a politically radicalized child on YouTube?!" pearl-clutching when that Buzzfeed guy attacked her a few weeks ago, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)

398 Prosecuting employers of ILLEGAL hiring practices

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BfGFUDiHx4

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:18 PM (RU4sa)

399 Just click the PayPal link, enter an amount, and press the "pay with a credit card" button.

Dig deep folks. The man said the place is running short on quatloos, and I'm guessing it's because of NPC agitators coming after his advertisers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 12:18 PM (AzW6q)

400 Is that really Madonna? She is actually attractive in that photo, not her usual snaggle tooth skank look.

Posted by: Ripley at June 14, 2019 12:18 PM (MxEKc)

401 hillary corrupted bill. he was an arkansas cooze hound who only cared about stray pussay. she turned him into the pedo monster.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 12:19 PM (KP5rU)

402 And perhaps then they'd be able to ask themselves what would happen
if the supply of left-wing gasbaggery greatly surpasses the demand.

-

Sir, you have a call holding from Tesla on line two.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 12:19 PM (Lwfjs)

403 368 You guys might not know it but she was a Republican before that perv Bill got ahold of her.

She was a "Goldwater girl" back in the day. In college, her thesis was on Saul Alinsky. So I'm guessing she flipped prolly sometime in HS or during her early college years, most likely before she met Bill.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 12:19 PM (t4VPg)

404 I seem to be the only one in my neighborhood with a flag up today... sad.

Posted by: lin-duh at June 14, 2019 12:19 PM (UUBmN)

405 Have the people who are saying Madonna has always been ugly seen Body of Evidence?

Pretty sure that's actually her also, not a body double.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 12:19 PM (oZ6kz)

406 384 Can we hit the tip jar without using pay pal?
Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 12:14 PM (oiNtH)


It will take you to Paypal but you do not have to sign in. Once you enter the amt. on the first page and hit continue, scroll down a bit and there will be an option to use a debit or credit card.

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 11:38 AM (cF8AT)

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 12:19 PM (cF8AT)

407 345 Word on The Street for new spokes body at the WH Genghis Cohen.
Posted by: Ray at June 14, 2019 12:07 PM (AVxHd)

There are Jewish Mongols?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 14, 2019 12:20 PM (RD7QR)

408 Madonna's key is to her locker. Dance majors are always changing in and out of studio wear.

Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2019 12:20 PM (33FvV)

409 405 Have the people who are saying Madonna has always been ugly seen Body of Evidence?

Pretty sure that's actually her also, not a body double.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 12:19 PM (oZ6kz)

She looked darn good in Dick Tracy, too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 12:21 PM (bcbK8)

410 Madonna only has half a key. She gave the other half to the sound effects guy.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 12:21 PM (oZ6kz)

411 and it would be nice if those of yall "lurking" also pitched in.

this is a unique place, let's not lose it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2019 12:22 PM (d7Ww2)

412 400 Is that really Madonna? She is actually attractive in that photo, not her usual snaggle tooth skank look.
Posted by: Ripley at June 14, 2019 12:18 PM (MxEKc)


Yes, it is actually Madonna. I was surprised, too. Just think how beautiful she'd have turned out if she hadn't gone the skank route.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 12:22 PM (t4VPg)

413 This Happened On Planet Earth...June 2019...End Times Signs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHShK_sk084

Mother God???

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:22 PM (RU4sa)

414 And I guess we found out where Michelle Obama bought those... um, boots

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:22 PM (39g3+)

415 410 Madonna only has half a key. She gave the other half to the sound effects guy.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 12:21 PM (oZ6kz)

The sound effects guy!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 14, 2019 12:22 PM (RD7QR)

416 Madonna's key is to her locker. Dance majors are always changing in and out of studio wear.
Posted by: kallisto at June 14, 2019 12:20 PM (33FvV)

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See, now I'm thinking about "1970s university dance studio women's locker room."

Train of thought status: Derailed. Flaming wreckage everywhere.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 12:22 PM (AzW6q)

417 I bought a new car in August of '17. It came with SriusXM radio for three months, but I didn't care. I didn't buy the car to subscribe to space radio and I don't want space radio. SiriusXM sends me spam at least once a week, and have been for two years. At what point do you just give up on it?

If the National Review is any indication, the answer to that is "never."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 12:22 PM (I2dne)

418 That came out wrong. Firesign Theater!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 14, 2019 12:23 PM (RD7QR)

419 hillary corrupted bill. he was an arkansas cooze hound who only cared about stray pussay. she turned him into the pedo monster.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 12:19 PM (KP5rU)

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Old Joke

Bill: Hey Hillary.... do you remember that guy named Jack the was asking you out at the same time I was. I just read he retired after a life of a owning a gas station in Little Rock.

Hillary: Yes Bill I remember Jack.

Bill: Hmmmm. You ever wonder how life might have turned out if you decided to date Jack instead of me??

Hillary: Well Bill, you'd have run the gas station and Jack would be an ex-President today.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 14, 2019 12:23 PM (8XRCm)

420 407 345 Word on The Street for new spokes body at the WH Genghis Cohen.
Posted by: Ray at June 14, 2019 12:07 PM (AVxHd)

There are Jewish Mongols?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 14, 2019 12:20 PM (RD7QR)

We give you free yurt mit two pair pants!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 12:23 PM (NWiLs)

421 410 Madonna only has half a key. She gave the other half to the sound effects guy.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 12:21 PM (oZ6kz)


Thanks, Rocky!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 12:23 PM (t4VPg)

422 Sirius is relentless with the e-mails and it gets cheaper each time.

I'm waiting for the one where they'll give me the service for free and all I have to do is be their friend.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2019 12:25 PM (1ISKN)

423 She was a "Goldwater girl" back in the day. In college, her thesis was on Saul Alinsky. So I'm guessing she flipped prolly sometime in HS or during her early college years, most likely before she met Bill.

Yeah I'm thinking she was daddy's girl until she got to college and became quickly radicalized when what she heard matched what was in her soul.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:25 PM (39g3+)

424 I actually had to turn off Rush this morning. Already so sick of this silly "gaffe." It was obvious Rush felt obligated to talk about it but even he sounded kinda bored. The media is in a frenzy. They look positively INSANE.

Posted by: Max Power at June 14, 2019 12:25 PM (q177U)

425 424 I actually had to turn off Rush this morning. Already so sick of this silly "gaffe." It was obvious Rush felt obligated to talk about it but even he sounded kinda bored. The media is in a frenzy. They look positively INSANE.
Posted by: Max Power at June 14, 2019 12:25 PM (q177U)

Projection, as usual.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM (RD7QR)

426 Clowns were actually funny once upon a time, before Hollywierd twisted them into horror characters.

Was that after the 1930s when clowns were sad sacks who became a symbol of the Great Depression?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM (9t0Zz)

427 Anyone got a guess on Beardy McBearderson?

Hint: he directed Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM (39g3+)

428 Well, I guessed right on both of the skanks. Had no idea on the guy. No loss even if I hadn't recognized any of them though.

Posted by: Lump at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM (nN6/j)

429 @LizRNC

Mind-numbing spin right here

Matt Miller says it is perfectly OK for Hillary and DNC to accept disinformation on their opponent from a foreign national as long as they *hired* them and paid for it

"Campaigns do that from time to time, that's what the DNC did"

https://tinyurl.com/y2m24dak

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM (cF8AT)

430 Max - what "gaffe" was that?

Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM (oiNtH)

431 Just re-listened to that whole album a couple weeks back. It was my dad's favorite.

Of course none of my 29 year old friends know what the hell I'm quoting when after I spill a drink I say "she's no fun, she fell right over!"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)

432 381 I didn't look to see if someone got it but is that Bernadette Peters?
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at June 14, 2019 12:14 PM (cGAjs)


No. Interesting guess, but no.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 12:27 PM (t4VPg)

433 Was that after the 1930s when clowns were sad sacks who became a symbol of the Great Depression?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM (9t0Zz)

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Emmit Kelly

Posted by: fixerupper at June 14, 2019 12:27 PM (8XRCm)

434 427 Anyone got a guess on Beardy McBearderson?

Hint: he directed Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM (39g3+)

Yeah, someone else ID'd him as Guy Ritchie. I was surprised.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous Lion: buy ammo at June 14, 2019 12:27 PM (bcbK8)

435 It about time for Ace to show up.

Posted by: Vic at June 14, 2019 12:27 PM (mpXpK)

436 The media is in a frenzy. They look positively INSANE.
Posted by: Max Power at June 14, 2019 12:25 PM (q177U)

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And another day ends in "y."

I honestly don't know how they can keep it up. Being a lunatic must be very, very tiring. One thing Trump can never call them is "low-energy." They won't turn down the Category 5 Shriekstorm until every one of them strokes out and dies.

So boring.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 12:27 PM (AzW6q)

437 431 Just re-listened to that whole album a couple weeks back. It was my dad's favorite.

Of course none of my 29 year old friends know what the hell I'm quoting when after I spill a drink I say "she's no fun, she fell right over!"
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM (oZ6kz)

I'm Rocky Rococo at your cervix...

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 14, 2019 12:27 PM (RD7QR)

438 I've got a brand new pair of roller skates, you've got a brand new key...

Posted by: Melanie at June 14, 2019 12:28 PM (HTHlp)

439 @LizRNC

Mind-numbing spin right here

Matt Miller says it is perfectly OK for Hillary and DNC to accept disinformation on their opponent from a foreign national as long as they *hired* them and paid for it

"Campaigns do that from time to time, that's what the DNC did"

https://tinyurl.com/y2m24dak
Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++
Oooh, so is "Paying for it is okay, but receiving it for free is bad" the new standard, then? Does this apply to their welfare state, too?

Of course. The standard is what it has always been:
"It's cool when we do it, it's bad to the point of being actual evil when you do it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 12:28 PM (I2dne)

440
Just hit the tip jar.

Teh Ewok needs a good flea dip with happy ending.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2019 12:28 PM (veoSD)

441 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 14, 2019 12:25 PM (1ISKN

Nah, eventually, at least for me, they gave up, and at one time I had two active Sirius accounts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 14, 2019 12:28 PM (wCCjE)

442 Clowns were actually funny once upon a time, before Hollywierd twisted them into horror characters.

They are still funny and amazing, its just some dumb pop culture thing that has people pretending they are afraid of clowns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:28 PM (39g3+)

443 Talking to foreigners is a good thing. For instance, when Ericcson in Sweeden wanted Iran sanctions relief, Bill talked to them for $750k and coincidentally I approved it!

Talking to foreigners is aw$ome!

Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at June 14, 2019 12:29 PM (m6qV1)

444 375 191. Staff Sergeant. We are out of Crayons, we going to starve out here.

Posted by: Picric at June 14, 2019 12:12 PM (wmUnA)


Let them eat paste!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 14, 2019 12:29 PM (hLRSq)

445 Also just randomly ending unrelated rants with "yeah, and no Jewish writers!"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at June 14, 2019 12:29 PM (oZ6kz)

446 Go look at the thread over at Weasel Zipppers. Acosta has book signing. And nobody shows. ElOhFuckingEl!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2019 12:29 PM (P9m8O)

447 I honestly don't know how they can keep it up. Being a lunatic must be very, very tiring.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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It's the steady diet of bile and gravel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2019 12:30 PM (HTHlp)

448 Felons on juries?
In CA, yes.

https://www.ocregister.com/2019/06/13/
california-moves-to-let-felons-serve-on-juries/

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 14, 2019 12:30 PM (w7KSn)

449 They are still funny and amazing, its just some dumb pop culture thing that has people pretending they are afraid of clowns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:28 PM (39g3+)

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I'm not pretending.

Clowns have always creeped me out from the time I was a kidlet.

45+ years has not lessened the creepy factor.

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:30 PM (RU4sa)

450 Dig deep folks. The man said the place is running short on quatloos, and I'm guessing it's because of NPC agitators coming after his advertisers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 12:18 PM (AzW6q)

This was mentioned on the ONT, and I will repeat my suggestion from there. I wish Ace would contact some potential advertisers directly and get them to provide ad copy that could be pasted in to the HQ threads the same way the images up top here are pasted in. They could even include links for us to click on. Such ads would not be blocked by ad-blockers, since they aren't "served" remotely.

Just imagine for a moment, the vintage shoe ad up top being replaced by a current ad for Bluebell ice cream. Or, say Palmetto State Armory. Should not be a hard sell to sell those ads to the advertisers; just show them the comments threads where we chat about those things endlessly. They could easily see there is interest there.

And "flat-file" ads like that would not be annoying, because they don't run video or sound, or try to take over your computer's processor (which is why those of us with adblocker have adblocker).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2019 12:31 PM (WG6O9)

451 Pagliacci premiered in 1892. So, people have thought of crowns as creepy and probably murderers since at least then.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2019 12:31 PM (AzW6q)

452 Mind-numbing spin right here

Matt Miller says it is perfectly OK for Hillary and DNC to accept disinformation on their opponent from a foreign national as long as they *hired* them and paid for it

"Campaigns do that from time to time, that's what the DNC did"

https://tinyurl.com/y2m24dak
Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM

Hey, that hooker effed me for free!

Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2019 12:32 PM (P9m8O)

453 45+ years has not lessened the creepy factor.

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:30 PM (RU4sa)

I'll admit....Bozo had some creep goin' on.

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2019 12:32 PM (ykq7q)

454 If you're afraid of clowns - you might be a snowflake.
Apologies to Jeff Foxworthy

Posted by: Archer at June 14, 2019 12:32 PM (gmo/4)

455 I honestly don't know how they can keep it up. Being a lunatic must be very, very tiring.

These six things does the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
A proud look,
a lying tongue,
and hands that shed innocent blood,
A heart that devises wicked imaginations,
feet that are swift in running to evil,
A false witness that speaks lies,
and he that sows discord among brethren.

AKA the Democratic Party motto

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:32 PM (39g3+)

456
45+ years has not lessened the creepy factor.

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:30 PM (RU4sa)






Wait a minute. I thought you were 29?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2019 12:32 PM (veoSD)

457 Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 12:26 PM (cF8AT)

They cannot help but be unwitting allies of the Golden Scalp Weasel. Who other than their most lunatic viewers is going to buy this: "It is perfectly fine to pay for campaign dirt from Russian sources but not okay to have it given to you."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 14, 2019 12:32 PM (hLRSq)

458 Hey, that hooker effed me for free!
Posted by: Minnfidel at June 14, 2019 12:32 PM (P9m8O)
+++++++++++
The hooker gave the money back!"

Posted by: Just the punchline at June 14, 2019 12:32 PM (I2dne)

459 It's the steady diet of bile and gravel.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2019 12:30 PM (HTHlp)
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You 'ad gravel?

Posted by: A Yorkshireman at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (iB1oa)

460 I'm not pretending.

Clowns have always creeped me out from the time I was a kidlet.

45+ years has not lessened the creepy factor.
Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:30 PM (RU4sa)

Me too. I told my sad tale upthread.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (xPJvm)

461 clowns are mentally disturbed. i'd rather take my chances in a room full of anacondas.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (KP5rU)

462 50.

never understood this 29 thing.

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (RU4sa)

463 They are still funny and amazing, its just some dumb pop culture thing that has people pretending they are afraid of clowns.

Ever see a three year old's reaction to a normal "funny" clown? I don't think everyone's pretending.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (9t0Zz)

464
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2019 12:31 PM (WG6O9)







Maybe Teh Ewok should sell T-Shirts?

#twoweeks

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (veoSD)

465 448
Jury interviews ought to be a hoot, but a perfect match for the joke that the judicial system has become,

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (wCCjE)

466 With proper lighting, costuming, makeup, and hair, Madonna can look pretty good. Just her waking up in the morning, she was a 5 when young and terrifying now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (39g3+)

467 never understood this 29 thing.
Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (RU4sa)

CAROUSEL!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (xPJvm)

468 More germaine, Hillary paid for a sham, and shovelled that propaganda into the news media AND THE LEGAL SYSTEM FOR POLITICAL PURPOSES.

Trump getting a hypothetical bundle of dirt doesn't compare to the actual propaganda hoax corrupting American society....deliberately.


She willingly took Kremiln propaganda and pushed the lie to benefit herself and UNDERMINE OUR SYSTEM.

Lock that treasonous bitch up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 12:34 PM (oVJmc)

469 SiriusXM sends me spam at least once a week, and have been for two years. At what point do you just give up on it?

-

I subscribe every few months for 6 months for $30 or so, then call to cancel and they'll repeat it. If they don't they'll send you an email or junk mail in a month or so with the same offer.

I like classical, though, so just being able to reliably find that is worth it. A lot of their channels repeat every hour or so, which seems strange. Like the 80s channel. There are so many songs, but XM just has one album they found in the $3 bin at Walmart.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 12:34 PM (Lwfjs)

470 Gotcha Pug.

Duh.

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:34 PM (RU4sa)

471 Ever see a three year old's reaction to a normal "funny" clown?

You've never been to a circus. They're squealing with delight and giggling their heads off.

Its when you dress someone weird and have them right in your face that kids freak out. Clowns aren't supposed to be up close and personal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:34 PM (39g3+)

472 never understood this 29 thing.
Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (RU4sa)
+++++++++
Your hand jewel must not be glowing, and thus you have never had to run from Carousel...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 12:34 PM (I2dne)

473 463 They are still funny and amazing, its just some dumb pop culture thing that has people pretending they are afraid of clowns.

Ever see a three year old's reaction to a normal "funny" clown? I don't think everyone's pretending.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (9t0Zz)

"I was always frightened by clowns, I don't know why. Perhaps its from that time when I was a child and we went to the circus, and a Clown killed my father." - Jack Handy

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2019 12:35 PM (Kpl3J)

474 >>I'm not pretending.

Clowns have always creeped me out from the time I was a kidlet.
- - -

Same for my hubby. I learned this when I dragged him to a Circe du Soleil show. Bad move. Still paying for it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 12:35 PM (W+vEI)

475 I bet ya'all morons don't know where Delaware is!

Slow Joey

Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2019 12:35 PM (oiNtH)

476
Its when you dress someone weird and have them right in your face that kids freak out.

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HO! HO! HO!

GIT ON MY LAP AND TELL ME YOUR NAME LITTLE GIRL!!!

Posted by: Bad Santa at June 14, 2019 12:36 PM (8XRCm)

477 The list of 180 CEOs who signed a letter in favor of Baby Murder.

https://tinyurl.com/y5e6srj6

Most were stupidly-named prog shell corporations created for political money-laundering ( "Blavity", "Lesbians Who Tech", "hims and hers" etc) but their were a few notables :

Okta

Todd McKinnon

Slack Technologies Inc

Stewart Butterfield
Yelp

Jeremy Stoppelman

Square, Inc

Jack Dorsey


bye bye Yelp.

Fuck you, Slack.
Okta is a "security" IAM company. GFY Okta.

Posted by: mikeyG at June 14, 2019 12:36 PM (Sr57E)

478 I just learned something...I know, right?!

Flynn's former law firm, Covington & Burling, is where Eric Holder is working.

Holy crap!

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 12:36 PM (cF8AT)

479 I think Disney collapsing Vice has to do with an attempt to limit the deep pockets of the parents exposure to crap like their people breaking and entering looking for muck to rake. The lawsuit liabilities of triple digit billions company employing SJW shenanigans is staggering.

Posted by: Rather Not at June 14, 2019 12:36 PM (oPogG)

480 Haven't seen Logan's Run in a while, but I get it now.

Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:36 PM (RU4sa)

481 More germaine, Hillary paid for a sham, and shovelled that propaganda into the news media AND THE LEGAL SYSTEM FOR POLITICAL PURPOSES.
...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2019 12:34 PM (oVJmc)
+++++++++
Don't forget that she and Obama set up a verification-free parallel intel pipeline that allowed them to launder information without oversight so that they could use the vast resources of the federal government against their enemies.

I really wanna see those FISA warrants. I'd love to know who signed them and promised that everything was A-OK and that Woods had been followed...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2019 12:36 PM (I2dne)

482 460 I'm not pretending.
Clowns have always creeped me out from the time I was a kidlet.
45+ years has not lessened the creepy factor.
Posted by: SMH at June 14, 2019 12:30 PM (RU4sa)

Me too. I told my sad tale upthread.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Hate-Filled Lion of the Right at June 14, 2019 12:33 PM (xPJvm)


Have I got a site for you:

http://ihateclowns.com/

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 14, 2019 12:36 PM (t4VPg)

483
I'll admit....Bozo had some creep goin' on.
Posted by: BignJames
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Yeah, I kinda figured that out. That's why I segued from Clarabell to Captain Kangaroo.

Posted by: Bob Keeshan at June 14, 2019 12:37 PM (Ou6XS)

484 First off, everyone has been getting negative info about opponents in big political races from other countries for as long as there's been a USA. Second, the Democrats openly admit they do it, and have been nailed doing it repeatedly.

President Trump saying "sure, I'll take info from whatever source" is not even remotely controversial or noteworthy. Info is info, who cares where it comes from? If anything, PAYING for the info is more sinister.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:37 PM (39g3+)

485 Clowns have always creeped me out from the time I was a kidlet.
- - -

Same for my hubby.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 14, 2019 12:35 PM (W+vEI)

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So sorry you're creep out by your hubby.

Come! Come sit on Santas lap

Posted by: Bad Santa at June 14, 2019 12:37 PM (8XRCm)

486 I like classical, though, so just being able to reliably find that is worth it. A lot of their channels repeat every hour or so, which seems strange. Like the 80s channel. There are so many songs, but XM just has one album they found in the $3 bin at Walmart.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 12:34 PM (Lwfjs)
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Stream allclassical.org. This is Portland's classical music station, and quite good. Refreshingly non-political, too.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at June 14, 2019 12:37 PM (iB1oa)

487 nood Omar

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet presents All Is Lost - A Musical Fable of the Moron Horde! Tickets o at June 14, 2019 12:37 PM (hLRSq)

488 Never liked clowns. No pretending there.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2019 12:37 PM (NWiLs)

489 Haven't seen Logan's Run in a while, but I get it now.

I always figured it was a riff on Jack Benny's perpetually being 39 years old.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 14, 2019 12:38 PM (39g3+)

490 nood Omar
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*hesitates*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 14, 2019 12:38 PM (YvUf/)

491 478 I just learned something...I know, right?!

Flynn's former law firm, Covington & Burling, is where Eric Holder is working.

Holy crap!


Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 12:36 PM (cF8AT)

Covington is yuge, international, and does lobbying from the DC headquarters. Big-time lobbying, with big-time clients and lobbying both sides of the aisle and into the bureaucracy. So it actually makes sense to employ Holder and Flynn too. Plus the HQ is so big that they probably would never run across one another.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 14, 2019 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

492 allclassical.org

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Thanks

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 14, 2019 12:39 PM (Lwfjs)

493 540

AOP, this seems so elegant and simple, and it seems a very good way to get legitimate direct site related responses to specific ads back to the sponsor.
Maybe someone here needs to #LearnToCode?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 14, 2019 12:39 PM (wCCjE)

494 As for the Hitlery pic, you can tell she's already
got those "I'm plotting your downfall, and if necessary, your death"
thoughts going on behind those eyes. She was attractive then;
stipulated. But there's something weird behind those peepers.


Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 14, 2019 11:19 AM (ClOmq)

==========================
That's my take, too.

Posted by: mrp at June 14, 2019 12:39 PM (Pqytn)

495 Ace up

Posted by: Vic at June 14, 2019 12:40 PM (mpXpK)

496 Young Madonna was hawt.

One thing I've appreciated about her is that she did the Sex book at the peak of her worldwide frame. A lot of celebrities take their clothes off at the end of their careers to try to stay relevant or it turns out that they did when they were young and hungry.

Madonna was a the top of her celebrity and also the peak of her looks.

Now she also turned out to have taken her clothes off a lot when she was young and hungry, all of which is also good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2019 12:40 PM (fuK7c)

497 How on earth did she morph from that sweet thing to the freak she is now...
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2019 11:21 AM (a0IVu)

University of Michigan did that to her, and a lot of other young women.

Posted by: clutch at June 14, 2019 12:41 PM (83p6s)

498 Covington is yuge, international, and does lobbying from the DC headquarters. Big-time lobbying, with big-time clients and lobbying both sides of the aisle and into the bureaucracy. So it actually makes sense to employ Holder and Flynn too. Plus the HQ is so big that they probably would never run across one another.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at June 14, 2019 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

No, I mean...these were the atty's REPRESENTING Flynn! Not that he was employed there.

Posted by: Tami at June 14, 2019 12:42 PM (cF8AT)

499 They are still funny and amazing, its just some dumb pop culture thing that has people pretending they are afraid of clowns.


They create a hostile working environment.

Posted by: Dumbo at June 14, 2019 12:43 PM (nEOLy)

500 those are not tight booties they are condoms..I have the same key as the hottie tottie...OPEN SEZ_ME!

Posted by: saf at June 14, 2019 12:57 PM (5IHGB)

501
Lucky buyers of Blue Bell Ice Cream may find a hand engraved and signed plastic shiv at the bottom of the tub!

"Because you know she cares!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2019 12:57 PM (pNxlR)

502
499 They are still funny and amazing, its just some dumb pop culture thing that has people pretending they are afraid of clowns.


Replace each clown with a storybook-reading drag queen in that picture. Now, how do you feel about it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 14, 2019 12:58 PM (pNxlR)

503 5
Ace mentioned yesterday his ad revenue was down as well.



Please, hit the tip jar on the right sidebar. He deserves our
support. If we have to pay for the site because advertisers are being
bullied by the SJW crowd, so be it.



We owe it to Ace.
-----------Tip jar hit.

It'll cut into the CVS budget, but it's money well spent!

Posted by: Better-Than-Sex-Cake is Not at June 14, 2019 01:17 PM (94ik4)

504 REally??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2019 01:47 PM (Dh1wo)

505 Gary Larson THE FAR SIDE once did a cartoon IN THE CORRIDORS OF CLOWNGRESS this would just right with the Democrats in charge

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 14, 2019 03:34 PM (wGqjj)

506 #101 An alert Secret service Agent threw himself in front of madinna and saved President Clinton. That hero now ekes out an impoverished living as a viral research donor at the CDC.

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