Louis Gohmert, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz Beat Hell Out of John Dean

Below, Fox's live feed of the hearing.

I can't give you exact time-codes, because they don't have those with live-feeds, but I can tell you the parts you want to see are (currently, as of 3:55 Eastern) near the end of the feed.

You want to see Louis Gohmert reading to him a New York Times article identifying John Dean as the man who gave the order to burglarize the Watergate Hotel and who hired the burglars.

"That's a lie," Dean says.

"Take it up with the New York Times," Gohmert snaps back.

Soon after -- maybe right after, though there's usually a Democrat between Republicans -- Jim Jordan accuses Dean of having advised Lanny Davis and Michael Cohen to withhold Cohen's testimony from Republicans, while sharing it with Democrats.

Then, soon after that, Matt Gaetz drills down on an interesting question -- How much is Dean being paid to do His One Job of accusing Republicans of being Nixon?

And how many Republican presidents has he so accused? He notes that John Dean has made a lucrative "cottage industry" of accusing almost every Republican president of being "worse than Nixon."

As I said, as of right now, this stuff can be found by scrolling back from the current moment back around 38 minutes (time code will be -38:00 or so). That's as specific as I can get, unless someone who knows YouTube better can provide me with better time codes.

As of this moment (4:06), you want to go to -45:00 or so, but that's going to change as the end point of the feed advances.

You might have to do some math here -- if you come in at 4:16, you'll have to add nine minutes, and then go back -54:00.

I know, I told you there would be no math on this blog.

But that was a misstatement.

I meant there would be no accurate math on this blog.

As of 4:06, you click back to -32:00 to see Jordan.

And as of 4:06, you click back to -17:00 (or so) to see Gaetz.

Again, depending on when you come in, you'll have to add minutes of how far to go back, as the hearing is always getting longer.

Now: McClintock up right now, no math needed. Going after the Hillary dossier.

Just mentioned Mollie Hemingway overhearing Nadler talking about impeachment hearings the day or two after the election.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:58 PM




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1 I read the content!

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at June 10, 2019 04:00 PM (3U22A)

2 You'll get the questions that matter to us.

Posted by: Enemy of the People at June 10, 2019 04:00 PM (Y274z)

3 I didn't

Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 04:00 PM (6bOIV)

4 John Dean should try to do something useful with what's left of his life - maybe he could make sausage.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)

5 LOL get fucked traitor

Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2019 04:01 PM (AjVAj)

6 Who the hell is John Dean? The love child of a sausage maker and bourbon distiller? Mmmmm...I think I've just made dinner plans for tonight...

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 10, 2019 04:01 PM (Fa2km)

7 All your timecodes belong to us.

Posted by: YouTube at June 10, 2019 04:01 PM (Y274z)

8 that's going to change as the end point of the feed advances.
>>That sounds so ominous.

Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 04:02 PM (6bOIV)

9 What conclusions are to be made from this fact-free political theater?

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 10, 2019 04:02 PM (w7KSn)

10 If you don't like gadgets, don't watch us.

Posted by: YouTube at June 10, 2019 04:02 PM (Y274z)

11 President Trump managed a mass spine transplant into the GOP?

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 04:02 PM (qC1Sy)

12 These guys are on fire.
If it wasn't for these handful of allies...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:03 PM (vEIlU)

13 The joke is that "John Dean" means absolutely nothing to 75% of Americans too young or too left to have any grasp of history. Jerrold Nadler may get a thrill up his leg to playing Watergate Redux but not many others. Maybe we can remind them that the biggest parallel is that, yet again, Hillary Clinton is implicated in unethical conduct.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2019 04:03 PM (SqopC)

14 I'm sorry what again was the point of bringing the guy who insisted democrats were a cancer to help democrats? What year does Nadler think this is?

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:04 PM (nRWPy)

15 john dean. commie penis sipper then, commie, penis sipper now. fuck that guy sideways with a flaming tire.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at June 10, 2019 04:04 PM (KP5rU)

16 Way back when, Trump trained under Nixon on how to get obstruction right!

Posted by: Can't Wipe His Own Ass Nadler at June 10, 2019 04:04 PM (Y274z)

17 I put in some more time-codes, but it requires math.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:04 PM (PbpT7)

18 Has nadler collapsed again yet?
Is paris burning?
Anyone seen Halderman?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:05 PM (FwN37)

19 One of the best headlines EVER.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

20 Aw. It's a figurative beating...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:05 PM (bcbK8)

21 >>>15 john dean. commie penis sipper then, commie, penis sipper now.

I'M BEING HARASSED!!!

Posted by: Carlo Maza the @gaywonk who hates being called gay at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (PbpT7)

22 Louis Gohmert, Jim Jordan, and Matt Gaetz Beat Hell Out of John Dean

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At what timecode do the rubber truncheons come into play?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (AzW6q)

23 What year does Nadler think this is?
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:04 PM (nRWPy)

Vaudaville?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (FwN37)

24
John Dean: wind him up and he'll call you Nixon.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (BWL+E)

25 If Republicans were smart they would get Monica Lewinsky on the witness list.

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (9VeU0)

26 As long as there's no algebra.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

27 Good question: Who did pay Dean to testify?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (ahS0B)

28 It's a figurative beating...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I remain a gutta percha man, myself.

Posted by: Miklos, of the old school at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (QzkSJ)

29 GAH! Math!!!! *runs screaming*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

30 This is the silliest stunt yet. Keep 'em coming, dummies.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (jUVms)

31 my browser doesn't support even fuzzy ewok math.

Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (OtHd3)

32 FTSB - To you know who about you know what: The password is "Fidelio." Bring a cloak.




Is this in code?

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (Tf/vJ)

33 WTF cares what Dean thinks about anything.?Anything.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (jUVms)

34 That screen shot makes it appear Nadler is too short to look over the top of his desk.
Why doesn't somebody tell Nadler to get a real job?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (JgA4k)

35 I'm old (55), smart, educated,a history buff, and live inside the beltway always have, and even I don't see what the fuck they're trying to do with John Fucking Dean.

That means that 99.999% of everyone else has ZERO idea what Nadler is doing.

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (nRWPy)

36 I like Dean's sausages, especially the maple ones, but I don't think it qualifies him to talk to Congress about peaches. Those are totally different subjects.

Posted by: Da Man From Retardulon at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (iys0/)

37 We should call G Gordon Liddy and they can have a cane fight on the floor of the House.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (SqopC)

38 GAH! Math!!!! *runs screaming*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

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its Ok Jane..... PLENTY of 'rons here to do the math for you....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (8XRCm)

39 You want to see Louis Gohmert reading to him

I didn't even know the guy from Diggstown is now a Congressman.

Posted by: wait, what? at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (sZRzw)

40
The password is "Fidelio."

Fine opera. One of my favorites. Good argument for gun ownership.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (BWL+E)

41 https://youtu.be/6CxH3yoyiH8

C'mon people. It's like I don't even know you anymore!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (Y4EXg)

42
I thought John Dean died a long time ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (BWL+E)

43 BREAKING

Nadler hearing crashes

Gohmert: go autorotate on this

Posted by: MiklosWatch at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (QzkSJ)

44 35 I'm old (55), smart, educated,a history buff, and live inside the beltway always have, and even I don't see what the fuck they're trying to do with John Fucking Dean.

That means that 99.999% of everyone else has ZERO idea what Nadler is doing.

55 is old?!?!?!?

Posted by: The Cookie Man at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (0S1xB)

45 Holy shit Ace. I think you just calculated the NORAD nuclear launch codes.

Even the quant in my office is like- "huh?".

Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (VpIIl)

46 The joke is that "John Dean" means absolutely nothing to 75% of Americans too young or too left to have any grasp of history.


I walked into a bagel shop yesterday in the middle of a conversation.

"Henry Kissinger" said the voice behind me.

"Never heard of him" said the girl at the counter.

There is no profit in wallowing around in Watergate again. Please go away Mr. Dean.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (fuK7c)

47 Thanks, Dems for wasting more of our money on this stupid bullshit. You're awful.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (jUVms)

48 Appears Nadler has taken Failure Theater lessons from the Repukes.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (H991r)

49 I thought John Dean died a long time ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

----

He did but remember, cowards die a thousand deaths.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (Y4EXg)

50

Lying liar.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (vEIlU)

51 Wake me when a principal "actor" gets sentenced to anything more than note in xer file concerning a quite remarkable lack of candor!

Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (AZxMX)

52 I thought John Dean died a long time ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (BWL+E)

What makes you think he didn't?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (FwN37)

53 How old is John Dean? Isn't he around 85?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (JgA4k)

54 We should call G Gordon Liddy and they can have a cane fight on the floor of the House.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (SqopC)


At least that would be amusing.

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (nRWPy)

55 "Take it up with the New York Times, then."

Pop goes the weasel.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (4ZE6o)

56 I haven't watched these through, I've only seen parts, but I'm told the Gaetz one is the most pointed and most fun.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (PbpT7)

57 44 Well,when everyone else is 29 or under.....

Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM (AjVAj)

58 How old is John Dean?

I heard 81

Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (6bOIV)

59 do they refer to him as Convict Dean?

Posted by: x at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (nFwvY)

60 Well the biggest snakes tend to be GOP snakes.


No snake has slithered more then John Dean.

Posted by: Radical Centrist at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (aWa5U)

61 karen bass d-ca 37th district

jesus

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (FwN37)

62
26
As long as there's no algebra.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019

*
*
. . .
When we were in 8th grade, a buddy of mine inked the title of the class on his folder: "ALGERBIA." I've called that subdivision of math by the name ever since.


I'm always worried that a binomial theorem is lurking in the hedgerow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (ClOmq)

63 The password is Cornholio and bring a goat.

Got it!

Posted by: eleven at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (tH5fk)

64 I was kind of hoping DeBlasio was in that helicopter but I'm a bad person....

Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (AjVAj)

65 I'm old (55), smart, educated,a history buff, and live inside the beltway always have, and even I don't see what the fuck they're trying to do with John Fucking Dean.

That means that 99.999% of everyone else has ZERO idea what Nadler is doing.
Posted by: dagny


It's another desperate attempt to get Congress to impeach Trump , buh-cuz NICKXON!! oRaNgEMaNbAD!@@$%$^

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (cXV7n)

66 I thought John Dean died a long time ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (BWL+E)

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Saw him shake on teh movie screen.
John Dean.

Joooohn Deeean

And where do we go from here?
Which is a way that's clear.

Rock On

Rooooooock Ooooon.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

67 61 karen bass d-ca 37th district

jesus
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (FwN37)

She's a 0

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK8)

68 Yeah, I saw this yahoo give a CLE once.

My sociopath detector buried the needle, then bent it, and finally broke it off.

Posted by: Crooked man, crooked mile at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (y4Uu0)

69 its Ok Jane..... PLENTY of 'rons here to do the math for you....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (8XRCm)

BUT, will they get the right answer?

Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (AZxMX)

70
35 I'm old (55), smart, educated,a history buff, and live inside the beltway always have, and even I don't see what the fuck they're trying to do with John Fucking Dean.

That means that 99.999% of everyone else has ZERO idea what Nadler is doing.
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Remember, the Dems used Blaisey Ford to discredit #metoo. They may be using Dean to discredit #impeachorangeman? Their agit prop works both ways.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (2LelM)

71
I thought John Dean died a long time ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


No that was just his honor.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (TAmPV)

72

He's got that arrogant face like no one can touch him.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (vEIlU)

73 You want to see Louis Gohmert reading to him a New York Times article identifying John Dean as the man who gave the order to burglarize the Watergate Hotel and who hired the burglars.

"That's a lie," Dean says.

"Take it up with the New York Times," Gohmert snaps back.


When did the Repugnants grow a pair?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (yX09K)

74 >>>At what timecode do the rubber truncheons come into play?


why rubber?

Interesting fact: Truncheons were made -- seriously -- from bull penises, which were apparently large and leathery.

The bull penises were then filled with lead balls or stones or something else to give the club some weight.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)

75 oh, my Buddha is it really john dean?
someone change my depends
I want pudding

Posted by: aging hippie at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (U2JQS)

76 I'm not fat, I'm festively plump!

Respect muh authoritah!

Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (AzW6q)

77 We should call G Gordon Liddy and they can have a cane fight on the floor of the House.


The G-man would beat him like a redhaired rented stepmule.

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (Tf/vJ)

78 I'm actually all for giving the country a lesson on Watergate. Because Watergate pales in comparison to the greatest scandal and fraud in American history - the Obama administration's weaponization of the country's Federal Police and its Intelligence Community (aka its Spies), effectively turning them into an American Gestapo in order to overturn the last election.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (c3RnB)

79 "Henry Kissinger" said the voice behind me.


Isn't it nice to be recognized?

Posted by: Miklos, thinking "Bander" is busted, no wonder he does German at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (QzkSJ)

80 Make Truncheons Cocks Again

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)

81 41 https://youtu.be/6CxH3yoyiH8

C'mon people. It's like I don't even know you anymore!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (Y4EXg)

lol

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (nRWPy)

82 To the media the only tyrant was Hitler and the only political scandal was Watergate.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (JgA4k)

83 Isn't he one those guys in porn? Looks old for that.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (4ZE6o)

84
As long as there's no algebra.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019


Mentioning where algebra came from to middle-school students is a good way to induce Islamophobia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (BWL+E)

85 its Ok Jane..... PLENTY of 'rons here to do the math for you....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:07 PM (8XRCm)



BUT, will they get the right answer?>>I'd say take the average, but then that's just more math

Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (6bOIV)

86 You want to see Louis Gohmert reading to him a New York Times article identifying John Dean as the man who gave the order to burglarize the Watergate Hotel and who hired the burglars.

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Dean sued G. Gordon Liddy for saying that Dean ordered the burglary not for any political purpose but to coverup evidence that the beautiful and charming Mrs. Dean, Maureen, was a lady of easy virtue for money. Dean came in second in that law suit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (+y/Ru)

87 32
FTSB - To you know who about you know what: The password is "Fidelio." Bring a cloak.



Is this in code?

Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at June 10, 2019

*
*
. . .

If it means we get to see a clone of the 30-year-old Nicole Kidman without any clothes, I'm in.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ClOmq)

88 John Fucking Dean? What does he know about Russian collusion by Trump campaign staff?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dr. John will be missed at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (Z216Q)

89 44
35 I'm old (55), smart, educated,a history buff, and live inside the
beltway always have, and even I don't see what the fuck they're trying
to do with John Fucking Dean.



That means that 99.999% of everyone else has ZERO idea what Nadler is doing.



55 is old?!?!?!?

Posted by: The Cookie Man at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (0S1xB)

You see, kids, Trump's obstruction is EXACTLY like Watergate.

Drooling idiots: Uh huh.

Posted by: CNN at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (t6MX/)

90 Who's the puffy-faced, sad-looking blonde behind Dean? As a matter of fact, there are *several* sad-looking puffy-faced women in the crowd.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

91 Washington, D.C: "John Dean is testifying today! It's going to be epic!"

90% of Americans: "Yay! America's Got Talent is on tonight!"

Posted by: Biergood at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (uGKH7)

92 Rock On


Best one hit wonder. Evah!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (fuK7c)

93 I skipped around for five minutes and still didn't find it. I'm about to punch myself in the face.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (VpIIl)

94 wow, you want to smack that smug smirk off his face

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (vEIlU)

95 Interesting fact: Truncheons were made -- seriously -- from bull penises, which were apparently large and leathery.

The bull penises were then filled with lead balls or stones or something else to give the club some weight.

Posted by: ace

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I don't know how I'm going to work this fact into conversation tomorrow at work.

Challenge accepted!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (Y4EXg)

96 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (ClOmq)

Good thing he wasn't taking CALCULABIA, or you'd have been scarred for life!

Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (AZxMX)

97 Nadler is nostalgic for 1974: which happens to be the last year he could see Mr Happy without a mirror on a selfie stick.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (SqopC)

98 And yet Fat Nadler still hasn't brought the guy who actually wrote the report in front of Congress to answer questions. Almost like this is just more kabuki.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (/tuJf)

99 46 The joke is that "John Dean" means absolutely nothing to 75% of Americans too young or too left to have any grasp of history.


I walked into a bagel shop yesterday in the middle of a conversation.

"Henry Kissinger" said the voice behind me.

"Never heard of him" said the girl at the counter.

There is no profit in wallowing around in Watergate again. Please go away Mr. Dean.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:08 PM (fuK7c)

I was joking (or trying to) that my new hat made me look like Lenin.

Blank stares.

Then a millennial tenatively said, "I heard about somone called John Lennon..."

I persisted. I said, "You know, the leader of the Russian Revolution?"

Blank stares.

Idiots. And these were not young idiots. Just idiots.

Also the joke wasn't that great....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (bcbK8)

100 I like trigonometry.
Can't do it, but I like it, with all the little triangles and circles and shit.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

101 >>>I don't know how I'm going to work this fact into conversation tomorrow at work.

Challenge accepted!

...

sorry about you losing your job

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (PbpT7)

102 Holy moly, does Jerry "Nads" Nadler have any idea what the topic of this hearing is?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (Z216Q)

103
You'd think that someone called upon to testify before Congress would have some relevant information to reveal that would presumably have an impact on real Congressional business.

I know. What right do I have to think.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM (veoSD)

104 BUT, will they get the right answer?>>I'd say take the average, but then that's just more math
Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (6bOIV)

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Well.... that was mean.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (8XRCm)

105 Right now, more people are watching the Weather Channel.

And someone please get that fat short fuck Nadler a salad.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (VpIIl)

106 Would someone who watched tell me how Dean is supposed to make any case against Trump?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (jUVms)

107 Dean sued G. Gordon Liddy for saying that Dean
ordered the burglary not for any political purpose but to coverup
evidence that the beautiful and charming Mrs. Dean, Maureen, was a lady
of easy virtue for money. Dean came in second in that law suit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (+y/Ru)

TBF, offering a price sheet in defense wasn't the smartest idea.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (t6MX/)

108 To paraphrase Augustus McCray, John Dean's the type of person who's easy to hang.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (y7DUB)

109 The dems big talking point now is PDT was mad McGann took notes. LOL oooooh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (FwN37)

110 oh Snap! G. Gordon Liddy leapt down from the gallery, ran up to Dean and stuck a pencil in his eye.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (H991r)

111 maybe they're trying to discredit impeach bs, but I think a lot of these old fools have been jerking off on watergate since the 70s. It was their peak orgasm. They got the guy who got the commie.

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (nRWPy)

112 Gohmert slices like a f**king hammer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (ptqGC)

113 Tom Fitton @TomFitton
Follow Follow @TomFitton

Hollywood Approached Obama State Department Official To Do anti-@realDonaldTrump Russia movie.



oh, no, Obama didn't know right?
oh, no, not coordinated, right?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (vEIlU)

114 McClintock up right now, no math needed. Going after the Hillary dossier.

Just mentioned Mollie Hemingway overhearing Nadler talking about impeachment hearings the day or two after the election.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (PbpT7)

115 95 Interesting fact: Truncheons were made -- seriously -- from bull penises, which were apparently large and leathery.


Posted by: ace

...

Oh, they still are.

Large and leathery, I mean.

Posted by: Bill Krystol at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (yL25O)

116 I honestly want to know who thought this was a good idea?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (jUVms)

117 I'm waiting for Nadler to put on a seersucker suit and start speaking in a Southern drawl. I'm beginning to think all politicians are grandiose, delusional nutcases to a man.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (SqopC)

118 Did no one think to ask Dean about the comparisons of the Hillary/Obama Spygate scandal to Watergate?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (r+sAi)

119 90 Who's the puffy-faced, sad-looking blonde behind Dean? As a matter of fact, there are *several* sad-looking puffy-faced women in the crowd.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ptqGC)



That's not old "Mo" Dean is it?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (ujg0T)

120 74 Interesting fact: Truncheons were made -- seriously -- from bull penises, which were apparently large and leathery.

The bull penises were then filled with lead balls or stones or something else to give the club some weight.


once knew a fellow who made walking sticks from bull penises. this involved filling them and slathering them with resins. he'd then put a big brass knob on one end (for the purchaser to hold onto) and a rubber foot on the other.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (sGtp+)

121 Hope they bring in G. Gordon. That'd be Money.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (2LelM)

122 Oh.

John Dean.

I was getting him mixed up with the presidential candidate who screamed on national TV. "Howard" Dean, was it?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (ClOmq)

123 88
John Fucking Dean? What does he know about Russian collusion by Trump campaign staff?


Posted by: Huck Follywood, Dr. John will be missed at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (Z216Q)

As much as Mueller.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (t6MX/)

124 80 Make Truncheons Cocks Again
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)

In 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels', Harry 'the Hatchet', beats a man to death with a 12 black dildo.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (bcbK8)

125 23
What year does Nadler think this is?

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:04 PM (nRWPy)



Vaudaville?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:06 PM (FwN37)


LOL Nobody puts Nadler in a corner! Sit back and watch the boring oldies again Nads, remember the glory days...they pass you by.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (ymnmz)

126 McClintock up right now, no math needed. Going after the Hillary dossier.

Just mentioned Mollie Hemingway overhearing Nadler talking about impeachment hearings the day or two after the election.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:15 PM (PbpT7)


Juicy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (ptqGC)

127
TBF, offering a price sheet in defense wasn't the smartest idea.


Shit, I knew I was missing a step.

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (nRWPy)

128 I see Medea Benjamin is there

Posted by: IrishEi at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (NtglE)

129 Dean should be selling reverse mortgages and Depends. Yet Jerry "I never met a carb I didn't like" Nadler has him at the hearing.

Is it Nostalgia Week in Congress and nobody told me?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (VpIIl)

130 Just mentioned Mollie Hemingway overhearing Nadler talking about impeachment hearings the day or two after the election.
Posted by: ace

She was on the train near Nadler

Posted by: Miklos, as I recall at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (QzkSJ)

131 On line at the supermarket today one tabloid had Mooch and Barky on the cover and said they were going to divorce.I think that would be so great,the left wingers picking sides.Let it be.

Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (AjVAj)

132 106 Would someone who watched tell me how Dean is supposed to make any case against Trump?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (jUVms)


Paraphrasing a bit of an interview I heard with him this am: I am obviously not a fact witness. But I can give people a feel for how this is JUST. LIKE. WATERGATE!!!!11!!!1

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (9VeU0)

133 Bully sticks, treats for dogs, are made out of bull penises.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK8)

134 100. I was actually good at algebra and trig. Calculus rekt me though.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (H991r)

135

Dean is really a *rick. I can't watch this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (vEIlU)

136 TBF, offering a price sheet in defense wasn't the smartest idea.


In fairness, he was countering the allegation that she was a high priced callgirl. Receipts don't lie.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (Tf/vJ)

137 BTW, Gordon Liddy's book is a fun read.
"When I was a Boy, this was a free country"
or something like that.
I gave it away long time ago.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (w7KSn)

138 120
74 Interesting fact: Truncheons were made -- seriously -- from bull penises, which were apparently large and leathery.



The bull penises were then filled with lead balls or stones or something else to give the club some weight.



once knew a fellow who made walking sticks from bull penises. this
involved filling them and slathering them with resins. he'd then put a
big brass knob on one end (for the purchaser to hold onto) and a rubber
foot on the other.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (sGtp+)


Sir, we are very interested in acquiring your business.

Posted by: Sears at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (ymnmz)

139 Remember me, John Dean? I'm the guy with the wife who got hot for the window washer of the wind blew in the right direction..

Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (VpIIl)

140
Bully sticks

a.k.a. Pizzle sticks

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (BWL+E)

141 Chuck Colson is shaking his head in heaven.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (yL25O)

142 In 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels', Harry 'the Hatchet', beats a man to death with a 12 black dildo.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (bcbK


Oh, one of the little ones.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (9VeU0)

143 Who's the puffy-faced, sad-looking blonde behind
Dean? As a matter of fact, there are *several* sad-looking puffy-faced
women in the crowd.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

That's not old "Mo" Dean is it?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM (ujg0T)


Too young. Could be a sad, puffy-faced granddaughter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

144 So, who is this guy and why do his mouth words suddenly matter?

Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (sm6Pk)

145 110 oh Snap! G. Gordon Liddy leapt down from the gallery, ran up to Dean and stuck a pencil in his eye.
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (H991r)

"A fucking pencil!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (bcbK8)

146 And another thing, this DDT must be banned. Now! President Trump: No one has the right to poison our children!

Posted by: Hon Jerry Nadler at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (SqopC)

147 I was actually good at algebra and trig. Calculus rekt me though.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (H991r)


Spelling must not have been your forte either, hmmm.

*Just kidding*

Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (c3RnB)

148 Interesting fact: Truncheons were made -- seriously -- from bull penises, which were apparently large and leathery.

The bull penises were then filled with lead balls or stones or something else to give the club some weight.

Posted by: ace


Well, you have to rub in Udder Balm to make it soft and supple so....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (yX09K)

149 John Dean never had a role on Miami Vice, did he?

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (9VeU0)

150 117
I'm waiting for Nadler to put on a seersucker suit and start speaking in
a Southern drawl. I'm beginning to think all politicians are
grandiose, delusional nutcases to a man.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 10, 2019

*
*
. . .

Somebody with good computer skills should put Foghorn Leghorn talking to a video of Nadler.

Trivia bit: "Foghorn Leghorn" was intended as a parody of Senator Claghorn, the fictional blowhard senator on Fred Allen's radio show.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (ClOmq)

151 They should have brought in Jimmy Dean to fry sausages. I would much rather watch that.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (VpIIl)

152 Thanks, Blaster.

This is insane.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (jUVms)

153 Paraphrasing a bit of an interview I heard with him
this am: I am obviously not a fact witness. But I can give people a
feel for how this is JUST. LIKE. WATERGATE!!!!11!!!1

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (9VeU0)


Seth Rich unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (ptqGC)

154 Time codes! My head is spinning...

Posted by: Chris M at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (eAZVt)

155 On the strength of John Dean's very compelling testimony, the Hawaiian judges just declared Nixon "Guilty, sort of!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (Z216Q)

156 132
106 Would someone who watched tell me how Dean is supposed to make any case against Trump?

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (jUVms)



Paraphrasing a bit of an interview I heard with him this am: I am
obviously not a fact witness. But I can give people a feel for how this
is JUST. LIKE. WATERGATE!!!!11!!!1

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:17 PM (9VeU0)


Which part is like the secret recording device with the deleted twenty minutes.

Trumps secret toilet server that he wiped with a cloth and then destroyed? maybe I confusing a couple of people here. I know that has to figure into Dean's calculus somehow.....right?

Posted by: Sears at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (ymnmz)

157 110 oh Snap! G. Gordon Liddy leapt down from the gallery, ran up to Dean and stuck a pencil in his eye.
Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:14 PM (H991r)
------------

Are we taking up a collection for Mr. Liddy? If so, I'm in.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (qC1Sy)

158 Well, I guess a man makes a living any way he can but political catamite to the DemonRats is a bit vile.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (RD7QR)

159 Feisty!

I like it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (W+vEI)

160 "A fucking pencil!"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (bcbK

...

Best line, best delivery, of all three movies.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (yL25O)

161 Who's the puffy-faced, sad-looking blonde behind
Dean? As a matter of fact, there are *several* sad-looking puffy-faced
women in the crowd.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Ashley Judd?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (yX09K)

162 She was on the train near Nadler


My truck broke down near Nadler.
Miserable place.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (88+cf)

163
Well, you have to rub in Udder Balm to make it soft and supple so....

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:19 PM (yX09K)







Rub it enough and it turns into a Louisville Slugger.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (veoSD)

164
Ponder this.

As fat as Nadler is, he's lost nearly a 100 pounds since he had his stomach stapled.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

165 Just mentioned Mollie Hemingway overhearing Nadler talking about impeachment hearings the day or two after the election.

We need those transmitter-equipped nanoscale drone fleas that can squat on Nadler and Pelosi.

Fifty of those each, then two hundred of the crab-lice drones so that we can get them scratching on C-SPAN.

Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (8erNz)

166 Which part is like the secret recording device with the deleted twenty minutes.

Trumps secret toilet server that he wiped with a cloth and then destroyed? maybe I confusing a couple of people here. I know that has to figure into Dean's calculus somehow.....right?
Posted by: Sears at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (ymnmz)


BECAUSE SHUT UP THAT'S WHY!!!

Posted by: The Left at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (9VeU0)

167 Trivia bit: "Foghorn Leghorn" was intended as a parody of Senator Claghorn, the fictional blowhard senator on Fred Allen's radio show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Both were Mel Blanc, same character repurposed.

Posted by: Miklos, who recalls Mel Blanc telling Jewish jokes at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (QzkSJ)

168 Speaking of bull penises, I think that's Dean's wife in the gallery. I believe she's still available for a small fee.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (VpIIl)

169 I think the real meat of this will be how the media spins Dean's "testimony."

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (jUVms)

170 Isn't Jimmy Dean dead?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)

171 As fat as Nadler is, he's lost nearly a 100 pounds since he had his stomach stapled.

Just think of what he'd lose if he had his mouth stapled.

Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (8erNz)

172 Louie Gohmert is the real deal.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (+/zXg)

173 Ah yes, ye olde large and leathery bull penis, I remember it well. Almost as much fun as teh trigonometry.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (H991r)

174 karen bass d-ca 37th district

jesus

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (FwN37)
........


Her husband's name is Jesus Lechuga, I kid you not.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

175 >>I know, I told you there would be no math on this blog.
But that was a misstatement.
I meant there would be no accurate math on this blog.


They have an app for that - Google Play Store and iTunes

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (Zct75)

176 that, yet again, Hillary Clinton is implicated in unethical conduct.

And the FBI is trying to take out an elected President again, because feelz.

Posted by: DaveA at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (FhXTo)

177 Both were Mel Blanc, same character repurposed.

Mel Blanc > God.

Compare and contrast.

Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (8erNz)

178 49 I thought John Dean died a long time ago.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
----
He did but remember, cowards die a thousand deaths.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 04:09 PM

Death isn't the debilitating condition it used to be!

Posted by: Weekend at RBG's at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (Fa2km)

179 Way behind in the threads because I followed old links back in that Vice/HBO fiasco. If you get some time, hilariously wander back down memory lane when Vice was considered a media darling. The owner - Shane Smith is grade A douchebag with his creased jeans and "edgy" use of F-bombs every other sentence, and his pal Obama. How shadenfreude it is. Counting the days till Vice Douchebag Smith is forced to put his "$23 million Santa Monica compound" on the market. His slogan was "we're gonna F-ck Sh-t UP!!" That they did - in a hot mess.

Posted by: Moresi at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (Ga2pu)

180 "Isn't Jimmy Dean dead?"

Stop. I'm on a roll.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (VpIIl)

181 Holy moly, does Jerry "Nads" Nadler have any idea what the topic of this hearing is?


Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:13 PM

----------------------

The guy talks to me all the time. I ignore him, but he just keeps talking. It's weird.

Posted by: Nadler's FUPA at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (RVcmP)

182 Best line, best delivery, of all three movies.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (yL25O)


No the best delivery was after Leguizamo says "John Wick's car" and the Russian guy says: "Oh."

So much delivered in that one little syllable.

Posted by: The Left at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (9VeU0)

183 As fat as Nadler is, he's lost nearly a 100 pounds since he had his stomach stapled.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

-------

Ah... to be young again, and the size of a planetoid...

*sigh*

https://tinyurl.com/y36b4pez

Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)

184 Just think of what he'd lose if he had his mouth stapled.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (8erNz)
-------------

..and what the rest of us would gain...

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (qC1Sy)

185 can't listen to anymore of the circus show called the us congress --what a farce. And who pays those losers?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (FwN37)

186 Mo Deene, why can't you be true?
Oh Mo Deene, why can't you be true?
You done started back doing the things you used to do

Mo Deene, at the Watergate
lookin' like a scamp
There she saw me coming
she jumped back in the lobby
Oh baby, don't you tell me
that it's just a hobby

Mo Deene, why can't you be true?
Oh aw oh, Mo Deene, why can't you be true?
You done started back doing the things you used to do

Mo Deene, at the Watergate
Made up for a date
Mo Deene, baby, I'm gonna make you late

Mo Deene, why can't you be true?
Oh Mo Deene, why can't you be true?
You done started back doing the things you used to do

Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (/jZjK)

187 >>>>Well, you have to rub in Udder Balm to make it soft and supple so....


Requires dinner first, followed by several minutes of solid effort.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (Z216Q)

188 oooh, off yucky sock

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (9VeU0)

189 Trivia bit: "Foghorn Leghorn" was intended as a parody of Senator Claghorn, the fictional blowhard senator on Fred Allen's radio show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Both were Mel Blanc, same character repurposed.

Posted by: Miklos, who recalls Mel Blanc telling Jewish jokes at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (QzkSJ)
---
Which was a parody of real Senator Fullbright, if memory serves.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (DuZls)

190
That "Professor Joyce" gargoyle is a regular commentator on the MFM. I watch when I'm trying to induce vomiting.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (yNh/5)

191
Shorter John Dean testimony:

#OrangeManBad!!!!

*makes jerk-off motion with fist*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (veoSD)

192 Ted Danson got a taste of the Large and Leathery when he dated Whoopie.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (H991r)

193 44 55 is old?!?!?!?

gets me the senior discount at most places around town.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (sGtp+)

194 >>>nce knew a fellow who made walking sticks from bull penises. this involved filling them and slathering them with resins. he'd then put a big brass knob on one end (for the purchaser to hold onto) and a rubber foot on the other.

I'm all a-tremble!!!

Posted by: J.V. Last, where the "J.V." Stands for "Total Cuck" at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (PbpT7)

195 As much as I love hearings led by Democrat a**holes, there is no way I'm going to give this nonsense another minute of my life.
So, later!

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (w7KSn)

196 134
100. I was actually good at algebra and trig. Calculus rekt me though.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019

*
*
. . .

I functioned okay at algebra if I paid strict attention and didn't let the little brunette seated in front of me in class distract me with her legs, or the busty blonde sitting behind me distract me with her obvious assets. Geometry was the first math subject I liked; it was logic and reasoning, attacking a problem, and didn't require arithmetic (until the section with trig).

Then I dodged any advanced math until I had stats in college in the '90s. We had calculators then, and could use them in class and on exams, so the arithmetic part was okay.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (ClOmq)

197 all of those kids behind Dean think this is all a joke, laughing and giggling like 5 year olds.

What an embarrassing display, this entire stream

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (vEIlU)

198 Mel Blanc > God.

Compare and contrast.
Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:22 PM (8erNz)

------

Because not even God can do a Yosemite Sam voice.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (8XRCm)

199 So knowing that mrs dean fucked around tells us a lot about John Dean and his "abilities."

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:25 PM (nRWPy)

200
Make Truncheons Cocks Again
Posted by: ace


I'm up for a Truncheon Luncheon.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 10, 2019 04:25 PM (aKsyK)

201
It would be nice to have Congressional hearings on "non-profits" that are just money laundering operations for kickbacks to legislators. We might actually learn something from that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:25 PM (BWL+E)

202 . I watch when I'm trying to induce vomiting.

+++

You find it distracts the patient?

Posted by: Cruella DeVille at June 10, 2019 04:25 PM (u0IGR)

203 I walked into a bagel shop yesterday in the middle of a conversation.

"Henry Kissinger" said the voice behind me.

"Never heard of him" said the girl at the counter.

There is no profit in wallowing around in Watergate again. Please go away Mr. Dean.

-
The mobile dog groomer just left after grooming Wrecks Dog. She spelled about her name for me to write the check. "Villa-Lobos." I told her there was a famous composer by that name. She'd never heard of him.

Bachianas Brasileiras No. 5

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j3xbvTjMOkk

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 04:25 PM (+y/Ru)

204 Hillary was involved in the Watergate investigation before she was fired. Maybe they should call here to testify.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 04:25 PM (5NMZN)

205 Is this real life?

Basically an unknown to most, who played a part in an unknown to most, is giving testimony to an unwatched by most put on by the most insane people in America.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (jUVms)

206
Ah... to be young again, and the size of a planetoid...

*sigh*

https://tinyurl.com/y36b4pez

Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)


You must have your own zip code.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

207 Jerry Nadler is unhappy, angry man who wants attention.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (ahS0B)

208 182 Best line, best delivery, of all three movies.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (yL25O)

No the best delivery was after Leguizamo says "John Wick's car" and the Russian guy says: "Oh."

So much delivered in that one little syllable.
Posted by: The Left at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (9VeU0)

...

Fight me.

The pencil line is better because we've heard this story many times already, to the point of boredom on the part of the audience. And yet, they go to that well again, and pull out a genuine laugh, as well as affirming the impact that one story has within the Wick legend.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (yL25O)

209 >>>She was on the train near Nadler


be more specific. The entire train is "on the train near Nadler"

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (PbpT7)

210 Ah yes, ye olde large and leathery bull penis, I remember it well. Almost as much fun as teh trigonometry.
Posted by: kallisto


And harder than Chinese algebra.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (yX09K)

211 Which part is like the secret recording device with the deleted twenty minutes.

Trumps secret toilet server that he wiped with a cloth and then destroyed? maybe I confusing a couple of people here. I know that has to figure into Dean's calculus somehow.....right?
Posted by: Sears at June 10, 2019 04:20 PM (ymnmz)
---
You must be kidding me, libs only need like 1 similarity before they start using the word "like".

This is like the end of the world, in that people will have to go home sometime, and that's a thing ending.

Also, some people did something.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (DuZls)

212 The greatest irony is a bull whip thong is made from braided pieces of the bull's hide.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (VpIIl)

213 200
Make Truncheons Cocks Again
Posted by: ace

I'm up for a Truncheon Luncheon.


You'd have to beat Karen Bass off the thing.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (8erNz)

214 164
Ponder this.

As fat as Nadler is, he's lost nearly a 100 pounds since he had his stomach stapled.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (8XRCm)

Stapled to what, The Old Country Buffet?

Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (7HtZB)

215 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:24 PM (ClOmq)

-------------

Man after my own heart. Loved Geometry. Still do.

Heck, the stuff I did in geometry helped me when I was running my own little welding design business.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (qC1Sy)

216 Hillary was involved in the Watergate investigation before she was fired.

-----

Fired for "unethical conduct". During WATERFUCKINGGATE!!!

That woman is evil to the core.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (8XRCm)

217 So let me see if I have this right. Dean ordered the breakin at Watergate. He then testified against Nixon and since then he's been running around calling everyone Nixon. Nadler brings him on to call Trump Nixon because.......something orangemanbad, something.


Is that essentially it?

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (nRWPy)

218
She was on the train near Nadler

Must have needed a Big Boy locomotive to get going.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (BWL+E)

219 189
Trivia bit: "Foghorn Leghorn" was intended as a parody of Senator
Claghorn, the fictional blowhard senator on Fred Allen's radio show.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



Both were Mel Blanc, same character repurposed.



Posted by: Miklos, who recalls Mel Blanc telling Jewish jokes at June 10, 2019 04:21 PM (QzkSJ)

*
*
. . .
Wikipedia says Claghorn was played by Allen's announcer, Kenny Delmar, who later did a lot of Saturday morning TV cartoon work. But I'd always thought it was Mel Blanc too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (ClOmq)

220 Interesting fact: Truncheons were made -- seriously -- from bull penises, which were apparently large and leathery.



The bull penises were then filled with lead balls or stones or something else to give the club some weight.



Posted by: ace

Eskimos used to use Walrus dicks as clubs. Talk about getting schlonged

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (5l6gb)

221 The pencil line is better because we've heard this story many times already, to the point of boredom on the part of the audience. And yet, they go to that well again, and pull out a genuine laugh, as well as affirming the impact that one story has within the Wick legend.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (yL25O)


But they screwed it up by having him kill only TWO guys with a pencil.

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (9VeU0)

222 Who is this doppleganger impersonating me in Congress???!

Is it Clayface?!?!

Posted by: Oswald "Penguin" Cobblepot at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (PbpT7)

223 Typical lefty hearing. There are no good-looking women to look at while the OrangeManBad speeches are being given.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (Z216Q)

224 Math??? Hmmm... I am good at doing math in my head, add, subtract, multiply, divide.... I " see" the numbers, and actually do the math by seeing it.... my wife thinks I might be a little " off"....

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (DpEis)

225 The greatest irony is a bull whip thong is made from braided pieces of the bull's hide.


That seems vaguely anti-Levitican.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (Tf/vJ)

226 Just curious. Did Dean share his wife with Nadler and Democrats to get this spot?

OK, Nadler might be a stretch. He hasn't seen his dick in 50 years...

Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (VpIIl)

227 John Dean was a Proto-Cuck.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (O8WFE)

228 Is that essentially it?
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (nRWPy)


Dagny see my paraphrase above

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (9VeU0)

229 Okay then... what are knobkerries made of... hmmmm??

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2019 04:29 PM (DpEis)

230 We used the whole animal. Nothing went to waste.

But we didn't fuck around with buffalo dicks.

Posted by: The American Indians at June 10, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)

231 Ah... to be young again, and the size of a planetoid...

*sigh*

https://tinyurl.com/y36b4pez

Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)

You must have your own zip code.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:26 PM (ptqGC)

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Jerry Nadler is sooooooo fat...... when he crossed my mind, he broke my neck.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 04:29 PM (8XRCm)

232 Per the "THE PARTIES SWITCHED!!!" rules, Nixon was a Democrat, right?

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 04:29 PM (LUE8Q)

233 Never heard of him" said the girl at the counter

+++

Jeez fame is fleeting

Posted by: Bebe Rebozo at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (fW9N0)

234
Trivia bit: "Foghorn Leghorn" was intended as a parody of Senator Claghorn, the fictional blowhard senator on Fred Allen's radio show.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Both were Mel Blanc, same character repurposed.

Posted by: Miklos, who recalls Mel Blanc telling Jewish jokes


Kenny Delmar was the voice of Senator Claghorn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Delmar

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (aKsyK)

235 Can we just go ahead and reduce New York's take from the Federal budget, as a penalty for sending Nads to the Congress?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (Z216Q)

236
You find it distracts the patient?
Posted by: Cruella DeVille

=====

LOL, now there's some advice for a Poison Hotline operator.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (yNh/5)

237 Now on to a knout discussion...

Posted by: kraken at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (DpEis)

238 "Villa-Lobos." I told her there was a famous composer by that name. She'd never heard of him.


Esmerelda Villalobos was the taxi driver who drove Butch away from the fight in Pulp Fiction.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (fuK7c)

239 be more specific. The entire train is "on the train near Nadler"
Posted by: ace

She was on the Acela close enough to hear Nadler on the phone, but just far away to resist his gravitational field

Posted by: Miklos, specifying at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (QzkSJ)

240 Dean did not order the breakin. He was a near nobody who the powers to be in the Nixon White House, set up to take the fall. He was a putz then, and he is an older putz now. And older putz's are

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (FwN37)

241 That seems vaguely anti-Levitican.


Like chicken salad.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (Tf/vJ)

242 Here is an exact quote:

"I'm clearly not a fact witness, but hope I can give them some context and show them how strikingly like Watergate what we're seeing now and as reported in the Mueller report is," Dean said.

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (9VeU0)

243 >>>
She was on the Acela close enough to hear Nadler on the phone, but just far away to resist his gravitational field

Ah. the Nadler Event Horizon.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)

244 144. Well about 45 years ago he was the dweeb who brought down a President. But he has no power against a TGE.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (H991r)

245 So, the new Dem playbook is "impeach republican presidents when they get elected?" Is that their plan going forward?

Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (sktRI)

246 I have to wonder if someone from Gen Z might have their curiosity triggered by all this, look up the Watergate scandal's details, and think: that's it? That's all they did and now the media has to add a freakin' "-gate" to every scandal to connote its political seriousness??

Hillary did more damage just by regularly asking her housekeeper Consuela (or whatever) to grab what she had printed from her SCIF for her.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (W+vEI)

247 230 We used the whole animal. Nothing went to waste.

You needed skins for a roof. But you only took what you needed, baybee! Millions of buffalo were the proof.

Posted by: UNCLE TED at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (O8WFE)

248 225 The greatest irony is a bull whip thong is made from braided pieces of the bull's hide.


That seems vaguely anti-Levitican.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:28 PM (Tf/vJ)

...

Only if you whip the son with the hide of the father.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (yL25O)

249 Eskimos used to use Walrus dicks as clubs. Talk about getting schlonged

Well, they didn't have the lathe, what did you expect them to do?

Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (8erNz)

250 once knew a fellow who made walking sticks from bull penises. this involved filling them and slathering them with resins. he'd then put a big brass knob on one end (for the purchaser to hold onto) and a rubber foot on the other.

I admire the ol' make-use-of-every-part-of-the-animal ethos as much as the next man, but I don't really want to handle a penis every time I take a stroll. Every other time tops.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (iys0/)

251 That's the story exactly the way Liddy tells it. On his radio show, he called him John Bleep. Dean set it all up, and then ratted so others could take the fall, owing to Dean's "conscience".

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (DuZls)

252 Livin' the Villa Lobos was a pretty catchy tune. Gay as hell, but still catchy. Like that "Faith" one back in the 80s.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (LUE8Q)

253 As long as there's no algebra.
---------
Solve for Ewok!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (Dh1wo)

254 Is this real life?

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (H991r)

255 124 80 Make Truncheons Cocks Again
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)

In 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels', Harry 'the Hatchet', beats a man to death with a 12 black dildo.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:16 PM

One of my favorite YouTube videos of all time has two kids fighting with fake weapons in a scene reminiscent of the "Lightning Bolt" LARPers. It's all fun and games until one of them gets KTFOed by a 12" dildo used like a sword.
https://youtu.be/9X_nDMeY5Lk

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (Fa2km)

256 "John Dean was a Proto-Cuck."


Show some respect when you say that! This man invented my cottage industry!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (FJYfm)

257 "I'm clearly not a fact witness, but hope I can give them some context and show them how strikingly like Watergate what we're seeing now and as reported in the Mueller report is," Dean said.

"In other words, you fuckwad, you shouldn't be here costing the taxpayers money. Get the hell out before I come over there and frog-march your sorry lying ass out myself."

Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (8erNz)

258 The entire train is "on the train near Nadler"
Posted by: ace

The Corpulent Express

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (O8WFE)

259 245 So, the new Dem playbook is "impeach republican presidents when they get elected?" Is that their plan going forward?
Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (sktRI)
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Yeah and they'll have things perfected and ready to go any moment now.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (qC1Sy)

260 This thread is making me hungry.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (PbpT7)

261 Kenny Delmar was the voice of Senator Claghorn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Delmar
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

I will punish myself by listening to both.

And will be reminded of Ernest Hollings (D-the Holy City)

Posted by: Miklos, retractifying at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (QzkSJ)

262 Eskimos used to use Walrus dicks as clubs. Talk about getting schlonged

++

Cold cocked

Posted by: Bebe Rebozo at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (43By9)

263 I have to wonder if someone from Gen Z might have their curiosity triggered by all this, look up the Watergate scandal's details, and think: that's it? That's all they did and now the media has to add a freakin' "-gate" to every scandal to connote its political seriousness??

------

What could the media call a scandal involving water?

Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (7HtZB)

264 Nadler always rides trains, because commercial runways aren't rated for that load.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (yL25O)

265 Eskimos used to use Walrus dicks as clubs. Talk about getting schlonged
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


Walk into the igloo after a hard night of partying and the wifey slaps you across the face with a half thawed walrus schlong.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (yX09K)

266 "A fucking pencil!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:18 PM (bcbK

It sounds more sinister when delivered in a Russian? accent.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (Z4rgH)

267 It's all fun and games until one of them gets KTFOed by a 12" dildo used like a sword.

In Japan, the knife can be used like the hand.

But this doesn't work for...masturbation!

Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (8erNz)

268 And will be reminded of Ernest Hollings (D-the Holy City)
Posted by: Miklos, retractifying at June 10, 2019 04:32 PM (QzkSJ)


Also known as Governor Hollings (D), who put the Confederate Flag on the State House dome.

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (9VeU0)

269 a 12" dildo used like a sword.

-------------

The sheathed versions are much safer than the cut versions.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (5NMZN)

270 So, the new Dem playbook is "impeach republican presidents when they get elected?" Is that their plan going forward?

Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (sktRI)
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They crave power. They are now jonesing for it.

I would almost bet you there was an impeachment plan for GWB, but they now have moved to that stage of jonesing/ideological impairment that they can't keep their hands out of the cookie jar.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (DuZls)

271 Little Known Fact: Nad's once fell asleep under a tree in Central Park, and the author Munro Leaf used Nads' image as the pattern when he drew "Ferdinand The Bull"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (Z216Q)

272 Walk into the igloo after a hard night of partying and the wifey slaps you across the face with a half thawed walrus schlong.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (yX09K)

Who's that woman I saw you rubbing noses with!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (O8WFE)

273 251 That's the story exactly the way Liddy tells it. On his radio show, he called him John Bleep. Dean set it all up, and then ratted so others could take the fall, owing to Dean's "conscience".
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (DuZls)

I always loved Liddy. He amused me. One of my favorites was "As a convicted felon I cannot own guns. Mrs Liddy, however, is armed to the teeth."

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (nRWPy)

274 Fun Facts To Know And Tell:
After further research, it appears Karen Bass (D) and her husband Jesus Lechuga divorced in 1986.
So old lettuce jesus is her ex.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

275 The entire train is "on the train near Nadler"
Posted by: ace

--------

You don't know what it like to be a Jewish man who HAS to ride on a cattle car.

*wipes away tears of shame*

Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (AzW6q)

276 264 Nadler always rides trains, because commercial runways aren't rated for that load.

The John Madden Rule.

Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (8erNz)

277 So, the new Dem playbook is "impeach Republican presidents when they get elected?" Is that their plan going forward?
Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:30 PM (sktRI)

yes, that, and stock the gallery with puffy frowny faces for the hearings

Posted by: batterup at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (U2JQS)

278 Trump derangement syndrome. However only about 40% of democrats are clintonista establishment corporatists losing their grip on democrat party to minority candidates like AOC. 35% are minorities and 25% are democratic socialists. Older democrat women are loud and neurotic as they lose the party that they used to control. Clintons dws and the other 3rd way corporate democrats are on the trash heap of history soon to be joined by red china's stooge groper joe biden.

Posted by: raimondo at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (Jo73r)

279 61 karen bass d-ca 37th district

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:10 PM (FwN37)

Largemouth?

Posted by: clutch at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (kiSdp)

280 Pacific Life Insurance TV advertisements use a picture of Nads as a body double for the whale breaching.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:34 PM (Z216Q)

281 Piss off, racist foreign spunkbag.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:35 PM (Tf/vJ)

282
"I'm clearly not a fact witness, but hope I can give them some context and show them how strikingly like Watergate what we're seeing now and as reported in the Mueller report is,"

=====

omg. How about you get Scooter Libby to testify? He's got some interesting "context" on investigations and special counsels.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:35 PM (yNh/5)

283 280 Pacific Life Insurance TV advertisements use a picture of Nads as a body double for the whale breaching.

I thought it was the bus on its side after the collision.

Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:35 PM (8erNz)

284 That's the story exactly the way Liddy tells it. On his radio show, he called him John Bleep. Dean set it all up, and then ratted so others could take the fall, owing to Dean's "conscience".
=======
read "conscience" as need to avoid blame

Sociopath's gotta sociopath

Posted by: Crooked man, crooked mile at June 10, 2019 04:35 PM (FQnvy)

285 David Harsanyi at the Federalist pointed out that John Dean basically has one line to say here, "Worse than Watergate." The thing is Dean has said about nearly every Republican scandal since Watergate.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at June 10, 2019 04:36 PM (hdzef)

286 Why isn't it part of the stylebook to call him Jerry Nadless?

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:36 PM (DuZls)

287 Dean, a felon who was disbarred and a proven serial liar is Democrats witness.

I guess no serial killers were available?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:36 PM (VpIIl)

288 One of those FoxNews babes, the leftie with glasses and the annoying nasal voice, was on a four-babes-on-the-couch-wearing-dresses-so-we-get-leg-shots earlier today, and says that Dean while having no facts, can bring "color" to the story.

The right-thinking babe to her left immediately cuts in and asks, "what story?"

Posted by: Les Kinetic at June 10, 2019 04:36 PM (4ZE6o)

289 Pacific Life Insurance TV advertisements use a picture of Nads as a body double for the whale breaching.



The sea was angry that day, my friend.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:36 PM (Tf/vJ)

290
I will punish myself by listening to both.

And will be reminded of Ernest Hollings (D-the Holy City)
Posted by: Miklos, retractifying


https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0217562/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 04:37 PM (aKsyK)

291 Also known as Governor Hollings (D), who put the Confederate Flag on the State House dome.
Posted by: blaster

Also at the Confederate Monument out front, the one that caused all the hullabaloo, and which Governeuse Nikki slinked away from.

Posted by: Miklos, qualified SCV at June 10, 2019 04:37 PM (QzkSJ)

292 Holy crap. Cavuto is showing a clip of Dean on CNN with that concerned face douche who co-hosts with Camerota.

He really is a slimey POS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:37 PM (ptqGC)

293 Nadler had a bit part in that Disney movie with Maximillian Schell

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2019 04:37 PM (5l6gb)

294


One could hope The Waddler teeters over like a building undergoing implosion and squashes that little skinny shit Dean.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 10, 2019 04:37 PM (z8c2c)

295 How about you get Scooter Libby to testify? He's got some interesting "context" on investigations and special counsels.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:35 PM (yNh/5)

GWB's cowardice in the Libby affair still ticks me off !

Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (AZxMX)

296 Liddy wasn't the only one who said Dean was the weasel who set the whole thing up and blamed it on everyone else. That's pretty much the consensus.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (VpIIl)

297
Free Willzyx!

Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

298 You wonder if the Democrats even realize just how pathetic this is getting? Or are they trying to make it pathetic so that their rabid base concedes nothing the House can do is going to remove the Golden Scalp Weasel?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (0QYMt)

299 293 Nadler had a bit part in that Disney movie with Maximillian Schell

I don't remember any Zeppelins in 'The Blue Max'.

Posted by: JEM at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (8erNz)

300 269 a 12" dildo used like a sword.
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The sheathed versions are much safer than the cut versions.
Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM

This makes sense. "Vagina" was originally latin for a sword scabbard, as I understand, and that is where dildos are designed for insertion.

I don't like where this discussion is going, especially as it started from Nadler.

Posted by: Grimaldi at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (Fa2km)

301 >>>Walk into the igloo after a hard night of partying and the wifey slaps you across the face with a half thawed walrus schlong.

Some of us pay good money for that service.

Posted by: David "I'm Super-Christian and Stuff" French at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (PbpT7)

302
"Mr. Dean, how many times were you raped in prison?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (BWL+E)

303 253
As long as there's no algebra.
---------
Solve for Ewok!


Posted by: andycanuck at June 10, 2019 04:31 PM (Dh1wo)

Show your ework.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (t6MX/)

304 MTV needs to reboot The Surreal Life. Put John Dean in a house with Janice Dickinson, Jose Canseco, Tammy Faye Baker, and Inmate The Coz on work release.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (H991r)

305 Some moron help me out. I'm having a brain freeze. Who's the fat actor who plays planets and other large objects (in our minds).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

306 I'm sure Nadler is not technically a whale because the blue whale has a ten foot penis.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (fuK7c)

307 As despicable as Nadler is, thank Paul Ryan for the fact that he has a national podium to spew his bile from.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (c3RnB)

308 Brian Dennehy.


*brain thaw*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

309 Brian Dennehy was played by Jarrold Nadler

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (5l6gb)

310 Liddy wasn't the only one who said Dean was the weasel who set the whole thing up and blamed it on everyone else. That's pretty much the consensus.
========
I heard him tell his "story" from his own mouth at a CLE a few years back. Couldn't escape this conclusion and most of the people sitting with me agreed.

Posted by: Crooked man, crooked mile at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (zECrv)

311 I don't remember any Zeppelins in 'The Blue Max'.


You're thinking of Brian Dennehy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (Tf/vJ)

312 Brian Dennehy

Posted by: SMH at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (RU4sa)

313 Brian Dennehey

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (fuK7c)

314 Liddy wasn't the only one who said Dean was the weasel who set the whole thing up and blamed it on everyone else. That's pretty much the consensus.

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There a book about it, Silent Coup by Len Colodny and Robert Gettlin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (+y/Ru)

315 307 As despicable as Nadler is, thank Paul Ryan for the fact that he has a national podium to spew his bile from.
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (c3RnB)

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That thought makes me smile.

Paul Ryan, effing douche.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (jUVms)

316 You wonder if the Democrats even realize just how pathetic this is getting? Or are they trying to make it pathetic so that their rabid base concedes nothing the House can do is going to remove the Golden Scalp Weasel?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 10, 2019 04:38 PM (0QYMt)
---
Have you ever watched a team run out the clock? They take all sorts of actions that wouldn't make sense in a game otherwise.

Libs are always trying to run out the clock. They know that as long as they hang around to the end, the morning news cycle will pronounce that they won the game.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (DuZls)

317
Brian Dennehy was played eaten by Jarrold Nadler
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (5l6gb)

Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (AzW6q)

318 "With a fuck bull penis!"

Posted by: Russian Gangster at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (Tf/vJ)

319 My brain done un-froze.


Dennehy it is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

320
Maybe next they can get Zombie Smedley Butler to talk about the Business Plot.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (BWL+E)

321 Speaking of upper Manhattan Congress Corruptocrats, sometimes I really do miss Charlie Rangel. He would have already ended this hearing, just so he could get to the beach early for the weekend.

"But it's Monday!", you say.

" Exactly! That's the day you want Congress to go to the beach", I respond.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, moar Valu-Rite please at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (Z216Q)

322 Am I to take it the Dems are not exactly getting quite what they desired out of Mr. Dean's appearance?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (AM1GF)

323 "270
They crave power. They are now jonesing for it.



Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (DuZls)"
..
No, they're panicking. AGW scam is nearing expiration, even with wholesale editing and destruction of original climate records to try and extend it. Obama hosed them by chickening out on the unaccompanied minor surge while the EU went on with the refugee crisis as planned - now north america is forewarned.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (eAshZ)

324 Some moron help me out. I'm having a brain freeze. Who's the fat actor who plays planets and other large objects (in our minds).
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The only actor big enough to play Jerry Nadler's pants.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (FQnvy)

325 Gique put a picture of 1960s Brian Dennehy in the Seven Brides for Seven Brothers thread and the horde did nothing with it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (fuK7c)

326 And they say there is no such thing as a hive mind

311, 312, 313

I rest my case

Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (AZxMX)

327 The whole purpose of this sham hearing is to get national media - like Rush - to talk about it.

This is Sandra Fluke all over again.

Posted by: batterup at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (U2JQS)

328 That's the story exactly the way Liddy tells it. On his radio show, he called him John Bleep. Dean set it all up, and then ratted so others could take the fall, owing to Dean's "conscience".

No. Mcgruder and expecially Jon Mitchell were his immediate superiors. It was only AFTER the breakin, that dean was put at the center of things...and mostly to be a buffer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (FwN37)

329 Wish they had asked some questions about Mo. That would have made for an interesting discussion.

Posted by: Ever at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (ZZDMQ)

330
Show your ework.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (t6MX/)
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They said there would be no work.

Posted by: A Millennial at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (DuZls)

331 The only actor big enough to play Jerry Nadler's pants.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at June 10, 2019 04:41 PM (FQnvy)

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At least he can afford them.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (AzW6q)

332 Why didn't they call Hillary? She was on the Watergate Committee.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (KtcMg)

333 What could the media call a scandal involving water?

Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019

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. . .
Aquagate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (ClOmq)

334 Think of the poor soul who has been in a coma for tor the last 45 years, wakens and finds John Dean still testifying before congress.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (EjlXc)

335 They crave power. They are now jonesing for it.



Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:33 PM (DuZls)"
..
No, they're panicking. AGW scam is nearing expiration, even with wholesale editing and destruction of original climate records to try and extend it. Obama hosed them by chickening out on the unaccompanied minor surge while the EU went on with the refugee crisis as planned - now north america is forewarned.
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Well. To be honest, you're both right.

Everything that could go wrong, has gone wrong.

Posted by: G. Soros at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (FQnvy)

336
GWB's cowardice in the Libby affair still ticks me off !
Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar

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What did he have to lose by pardoning him in the last days of his administration? Obviously, a certain comfort level with yapping lefties.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (yNh/5)

337 Ah... to be young again, and the size of a planetoid...

*sigh*

https://tinyurl.com/y36b4pez

Posted by: Jerry Nadler, with a tub of suet at June 10, 2019 04:23 PM (AzW6q)
........

You know you're REALLY fat when you have to wear your belt just below your armpits.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (v0R5T)

338
John Dean, the 13-year cicada of American politics.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (BWL+E)

339 >>>334 Think of the poor soul who has been in a coma for tor the last 45 years, wakens and finds John Dean still testifying before congress.
Posted by: washrivergal

hah!

Posted by: David at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)

340 The McQuade girl keeps saying there's no such thing as unrecusal.

There's a girl named Foxx whom she should meet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (fuK7c)

341 Why is John Dean even testifying? And to what? The man was a crook, is a crook, and remains a crook.



Hmmm....



Guess he's perfect for the Democrats.

Carry on.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (vVOK2)

342 One of the R's should have said, "We could have had Hillary here to talk about Watergate but she was fired from the committee because she was unethical--google it."

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (jUVms)

343 324
Some moron help me out. I'm having a brain freeze. Who's the fat actor who plays planets and other large objects (in our minds).

======

The only actor big enough to play Jerry Nadler's pants.





Posted by: Brian Dennehy at June 10, 2019

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Zero Mostel? The original Max Bialystok in The Producers. Of course he's been gone for a long time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (ClOmq)

344 Fun fact about Brian Dennehy: The special effects department for First Blood had to perfect the method of reducing his size on screen by several orders of magnitude so that he could play the sheriff. The process went unappreciated and unused again until Peter Jackson used it to make Wilford Brimley small enough on screen to play Gimli.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (iys0/)

345 My mind kept reading John Dean as Jimmy Dean. wth.

Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (a0IVu)

346 Why is John Dean even testifying? And to what? The man was a crook, is a crook, and remains a crook.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:44 PM (vVOK2)
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I'm guessing that it's because the Dems are now terminally disingenuous.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (DuZls)

347 What did he have to lose by pardoning him in the last days of his administration? Obviously, a certain comfort level with yapping lefties.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

The craven cowardice of the anointed elite

Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (AZxMX)

348 GWB's cowardice in the Libby affair still ticks me off !

Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar



=====



What did he have to lose by pardoning him in the last days of his
administration? Obviously, a certain comfort level with yapping lefties.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (yNh/5)


Just another example in the long list of reasons why I don't call myself a Republican anymore. And to think that I defended Dubya... I'm ashamed.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (c3RnB)

349 We used the whole animal. Nothing went to waste.

But we didn't fuck around with buffalo dicks.

Posted by: The American Indians at June 10, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)


Except for that one guy, "Points at a Bull's Penis."

(Actual, real guy, named for an incident when he was a toddler watching his mother butcher a buffalo.)

Posted by: Grey Fox at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (bZ7mE)

350 That thought makes me smile.

Paul Ryan, effing douche.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:40 PM (jUVms)


And an oddly appropriate choice for Mit's running mate.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (1g7ch)

351 Has everyone seen the new Gay T&T logo?

https://www.att.com

Because who could possibly make it an entire month without knowing that a phone service provider is happy that a small percentage of men enjoy putting their dicks into anuses full of feces?

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 04:46 PM (zj+rw)

352
Why is John Dean even testifying?

They're going for the youth vote.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 04:46 PM (aKsyK)

353 332
Why didn't they call Hillary? She was on the Watergate Committee.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 04:42 PM (KtcMg)

That would involve too much truth for Democrat comfort.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 10, 2019 04:46 PM (0QYMt)

354 Why do you ask, Buffalo Penis?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 10, 2019 04:46 PM (Tf/vJ)

355 306 I'm sure Nadler is not technically a whale because the blue whale has a ten foot penis.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:39 PM (fuK7c)

Don't trust the whale for that sort of information.

You know how guys...um...tell tales.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (vVOK2)

356 Palate refresher FLOTUS for the 'rons:

https://tinyurl.com/y2e25l7m

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

357 Mitt Romney + Paul Ryan

The backstabbing of the base would have been epic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (jUVms)

358 348 GWB's cowardice in the Libby affair still ticks me off !

Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar



=====



What did he have to lose by pardoning him in the last days of his
administration? Obviously, a certain comfort level with yapping lefties.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (yNh/5)

Just another example in the long list of reasons why I don't call myself a Republican anymore. And to think that I defended Dubya... I'm ashamed.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (c3RnB)

:fistbump:

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (bcbK8)

359 >>>Some moron help me out. I'm having a brain freeze. Who's the fat actor who plays planets and other large objects (in our minds).


I don't think it's right to call Mr. Brian Denehy "fat." He's just large.

Posted by: ace at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (PbpT7)

360 McMullin/Romney 2020

Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (5NMZN)

361 Let's take this little porsche out for a spin.

Posted by: James Dean at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (r+sAi)

362
Because who could possibly make it an entire month without knowing that a phone service provider is happy that a small percentage of men enjoy putting their dicks into anuses full of feces?



Don't forget sucking each others d*cks. That's a big thing too.

Sigh. I am so, so tired of all gay all the time just so they don't feel bad about being deviant.

Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (sktRI)

363 345
My mind kept reading John Dean as Jimmy Dean. wth.

Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019

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. . .
As a kid, the first time I heard the name "James Dean" I was confused. "He's not dead!" I protested. "I just watched his variety show, with Rowlf the Muppet, on Saturday night!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (ClOmq)

364 Why is John Dean even testifying?

They're going for the youth vote.
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Sociopaths gotta sociopath

Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (FQnvy)

365 Nadler is just mad that he's not considered a planet anymore.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (Tf/vJ)

366 Co-workers husband was shot at close range with a 22 early this morning. I think they were separated but I don't know. Looking at the killer's web presence (he admitted to the crime) I'm not positive what happened, but he posted links to leftwing petitions and participated somehow in a weird "non agression" group that I really can't make heads or tails of but are overtly political

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (jFEZT)

367 Don't trust the whale for that sort of information.

You know how guys...um...tell tales.
Posted by: tcn

heh

Posted by: a "humpback" at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (QzkSJ)

368 Nads needs to sit on a stack of books or a booster seat. He's a midget - physically and mentally.

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (gmo/4)

369 Another pretty FLOTUS pic:

https://tinyurl.com/y68eegc3

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (ptqGC)

370 Palate refresher FLOTUS for the 'rons:



Oh hubba. I haven't seen her promote the tatas since she's been FLOTUS.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (fuK7c)

371 Such a valid pint - John Dean was neck deep in the burglary and cover-up. Since then he has made a lucrative business about saying every Republican is almost as bead as he was.

He was the Nixon's lawyer. Dean had earlier asked Nixon for formal immunity from prosecution for crimes he committed. Nixon refused to grant this request and his refusal led Dean to cut a deal with persecutors, and hung his crimes on others.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (VPvxh)

372 The dems digging up the corpse of Watergate is hilarious. Any average person out there who comes across a "John Dean testifies" headline will wonder if they've been transported back to 1973.

Not a winning strategy. And even if it were true that Trump was a Russian agent the situation wouldn't be like Watergate at all.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (COzlW)

373 LOOK WHERE I STICK MY JUNK!!!

Posted by: Gay Pride at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (9Qiya)

374 That was mean, Jane.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (jUVms)

375 217 So let me see if I have this right. Dean ordered the breakin at Watergate. He then testified against Nixon and since then he's been running around calling everyone Nixon. Nadler brings him on to call Trump Nixon because.......something orangemanbad, something.


Is that essentially it?

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (nRWPy)


It's all lies.
Mo was not living with the 'Madam of the DNC'
I did not order any plumbers to check on her
It's all lies.

Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (/jZjK)

376


"Why is John Dean even testifying?"

It's Pride month.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (z8c2c)

377 What's this about John Deere testifying?

Posted by: Weasel at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (MVjcR)

378 Just another example in the long list of reasons why I don't call myself a Republican anymore.

Trumplican is harder to say, but it feels better when you're doing it.

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (nIvDu)

379
Nadler is just mad that he's not considered a planet anymore.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

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HAHA!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (yNh/5)

380 That was mean, Jane.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (jUVms)


Check out #356.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

381 California's Biggest Cities May Have To Provide "Safe Parking Lots" For The Homeless To Sleep In

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You go, Gavin!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (+y/Ru)

382 369
Another pretty FLOTUS pic:

https://tinyurl.com/y68eegc3

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019

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. . .

Pretty terrifying, you mean. She looks like someone just told her their limousine would be late.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (ClOmq)

383 368 Nads needs to sit on a stack of books or a booster seat. He's a midget - physically and mentally.
Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (gmo/4)

Maybe he should sit on an encyclopedia.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (vVOK2)

384 If I were questioning I'd be like:

Did you not meet Putin on such and such date?

Weren't you present at the Trump tower meeting?

Stuff like that, make him part of the Russians collusion but from the other side. The more he denies it the more true it becomes.

Posted by: MAGA at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (TjlFh)

385 356 Palate refresher FLOTUS for the 'rons:

https://tinyurl.com/y2e25l7m
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

That's America's rack!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (bcbK8)

386 LOOK WHERE I STICK MY JUNK!!!
Posted by: Gay Pride at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (9Qiya)

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Your sex junk?

https://tinyurl.com/y6uwhhg9

Posted by: Bill Nye the Super-Cringey Guy at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (AzW6q)

387 Another pretty FLOTUS pic:

https://tinyurl.com/y68eegc3


Can somebody please, please spill some water on her! Please!

Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (c3RnB)

388 Because who could possibly make it an entire month without knowing that a phone service provider is happy that a small percentage of men enjoy putting their dicks into anuses full of feces?
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Actually about half of American adult males have done that at least once according to CDC.

Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (5NMZN)

389 "Why is John Dean even testifying?"

It's Pride month.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (z8c2c)
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Does that make hubris month?

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (DuZls)

390 356 Palate refresher FLOTUS for the 'rons:

https://tinyurl.com/y2e25l7m
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

Oh my.

Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (a0IVu)

391 I just saw Brian Dennehy in an episode of Hap and Leonard last night.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (ufFY8)

392 So let me see if I have this right. Dean ordered the breakin at Watergate.

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (nRWPy)

No Halderman, Ehrlickman, and Mitchell were the guys that "ordered" or approved of the buglery.

Guys like dean were just tools

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (FwN37)

393
Who are these puffed up, self-important mugwumps "testifying" today?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (pNxlR)

394 " Any average person out there who comes across a "John Dean testifies"
headline will wonder if they've been transported back to 1973.



Anyone under fifty will be wondering who John Dean is. And when told wonder what a 45 year old scandal has to do with anything today.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (0QYMt)

395 I don't think it's right to call Mr. Brian Denehy "fat." He's just large.



No, he just bloats, you know?

Posted by: several girls of Miklos' acquaintance at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (QzkSJ)

396 Check out #356.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM (ptqGC)

______

I did, that made the second one even more horrifying.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (jUVms)

397 373 LOOK WHERE I STICK MY JUNK!!!
Posted by: Gay Pride at June 10, 2019 04:49 PM (9Qiya)

Oh sweetie, let's get you some superglue there. Mmmkay?

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (vVOK2)

398
Palate refresher FLOTUS for the 'rons:

https://tinyurl.com/y2e25l7m
Posted by: Jane D'oh

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Nice. And those shoes are made for SITTING.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (yNh/5)

399 I hate that Jihadi look on the guy just behind Malcolm's left shoulder.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (NtglE)

400 Sigh. I am so, so tired of all gay all the time just so they don't feel bad about being deviant
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Ha!

Its wall to wall not so they don't feel bad about being deviant, they don't, but so they can dial up even more deviant behavior in the public square.

Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (zECrv)

401 Pretty terrifying, you mean. She looks like someone just told her their limousine would be late.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:50 PM ClOmq)

That's the look she gives right before she hexes you.

Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (a0IVu)

402 The dems digging up the corpse of Watergate is hilarious.

The risk they face is people learning a bit and going,
"THAT'S what Watergate was?! Shit, that's like a Tuesday with the Clintons..."

Posted by: t-bird at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (QrTqV)

403 Guys like dean were just tools



Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (FwN37)

Still are.

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (gmo/4)

404 Pre-FLOTUS pic of Melania:

https://tinyurl.com/y6lwox4z

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

405 Guys like dean were just tools
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (FwN37)

Still is, as far as I can tell.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (vVOK2)

406 Nice. And those shoes are made for SITTING.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (yNh/5)

Don't think I could even stand on them, never mind walk in them.

Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (a0IVu)

407 Guys like dean were just tools



Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (FwN37)

Still are.

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 04:52 PM (gmo/4)

Yup. Once a tool, always a tool

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (FwN37)

408 Actually about half of American adult males have done that at least once according to CDC.

--

And didn't feel the need to make bumperstickers or t-shirts.

Imagine what a bunch of f*cked-up, creepy, sociapathic weirdos they'd be if they did.

Posted by: Gay Pride at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (Qykmv)

409 California's Biggest Cities May Have To Provide "Safe Parking Lots" For The Homeless To Sleep In



Commiefornia is now giving low income illegals free healthcare via Medi-Cal.




Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (sktRI)

410
8 that's going to change as the end point of the feed advances.
>>That sounds so ominous.
Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 04:02 PM (6bOIV)


Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future ...

Fly like an eagle.
Quack like a duck.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (pNxlR)

411 >>>What did he have to lose by pardoning him in the last days of his
administration? Obviously, a certain comfort level with yapping lefties.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (yNh/5)

Just another example in the long list of reasons why I don't call myself a Republican anymore. And to think that I defended Dubya... I'm ashamed.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (c3RnB)
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Wrong, wrong wrong.
Bush has always been a good man
and he's always done what's best for America.

Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (/jZjK)

412 That's the look she gives right before she hexes you.

Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019

*
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. . .
"A voodoo lady named Marie Laveau --

Another man done gone!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (ClOmq)

413 366 Co-workers husband was shot at close range with a 22 early this morning. I think they were separated but I don't know. Looking at the killer's web presence (he admitted to the crime) I'm not positive what happened, but he posted links to leftwing petitions and participated somehow in a weird "non agression" group that I really can't make heads or tails of but are overtly political
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (jFEZT)

Oh my goodness, was the co-worker's husband the only one killed? Or was this guy on a rampage?

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (Ez6QX)

414 Just another example in the long list of reasons why I don't call myself a Republican anymore.

Trumplican is harder to say, but it feels better when you're doing it.
Posted by: t-bird



Deplorable.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (yX09K)

415 404 Pre-FLOTUS pic of Melania:

https://tinyurl.com/y6lwox4z

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

That's gonna send the guys to their bunks.

Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (a0IVu)

416 356 Palate refresher FLOTUS for the 'rons:

https://tinyurl.com/y2e25l7m
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

You're a great American, Jane.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)

417 Darned socks.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (Qykmv)

418 What did he have to lose by pardoning him in the last days of his
administration? Obviously, a certain comfort level with yapping lefties.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 04:43 PM (yNh/5)

Just another example in the long list of reasons why I don't call myself a Republican anymore. And to think that I defended Dubya... I'm ashamed.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 04:45 PM (c3RnB)

..

His thing with painting portraits of soldiers is very odd to me, especially with his dickishness over Libby.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (yL25O)

419 Guys like dean were just tools
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (FwN37)

Still is, as far as I can tell.
Posted by: tcn in

No!

China tool better price

Posted by: Harbor Freight at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (QzkSJ)

420 Commiefornia is now giving low income illegals free healthcare via Medi-Cal.

Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (sktRI)
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I see more Commifornication of neighbor states in the near future.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (DuZls)

421 "That's a lie," Dean says.

"Take it up with the New York Times," Gohmert snaps back.


That's beautiful.

One of you is lying. We don't care which one, really.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (YqDXo)

422 Trump speaks the truth about the Chamber of Commerce.
https://tinyurl.com/y5qqb8vu

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (+/zXg)

423 How is a man with no involvement in anything being looked at 'testifying' about anything?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (oVJmc)

424

Could they find someone from the Teapot Dome scandal to testify?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (aKsyK)

425 420 Commiefornia is now giving low income illegals free healthcare via Medi-Cal.

Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (sktRI)
---
I see more Commifornication of neighbor states in the near future.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (DuZls)

Downtown LA is a no-go zone for me. Don't want to risk catching some third world disease.

Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (a0IVu)

426 356 Palate refresher FLOTUS for the 'rons:

https://tinyurl.com/y2e25l7m

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

You're a great American, Jane.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)


Sadly, she's no Michelle Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

427 404
Pre-FLOTUS pic of Melania:

https://tinyurl.com/y6lwox4z

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019

*
*
. . .
[Raises stunned face] She's always dressed in such a classy fashion, I never realized how . . . how . . . mmmm . . . . developed she is.


That's all I got to say and I'm stickin' with it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (ClOmq)

428 Actually about half of American adult males have done that at least once according to CDC.
Posted by: Undocumented at June 10, 2019 04:51 PM (5NMZN)

And you believed it, didn't you?

Imma call BS on that stat.

It's right up there with the number of 12 year old girls having sex regularly.

Also a BS stat, to sell more shots.

Posted by: tcn in AK at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (vVOK2)

429 415 404 Pre-FLOTUS pic of Melania:

https://tinyurl.com/y6lwox4z

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

That's gonna send the guys to their bunks.
Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (a0IVu)

And some of the 'ettes too.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

430 Remember that with Watergate, Deep throat = Andy McCabe

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (nRWPy)

431 Or was this guy on a rampage?

+++

I'm just hearing about it. Not a rampage. I guess he owns the house, husband rented there? It's still murky, happened at like 3 or 4 am

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (jFEZT)

432 >>California's Biggest Cities May Have To Provide "Safe Parking Lots" For The Homeless To Sleep In


You mean like the immigration detention centers the Dems are currently screaming about being like torture or something?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (W+vEI)

433 Darned socks.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron

I saw a man with undarned socks
He was watching an old Miami Vice episode

Posted by: Miklos, thin in the 80s at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (QzkSJ)

434 Commiefornia is now giving low income illegals free healthcare via Medi-Cal.

--

Huh. That seems very much like a violation of that felony law that is supposed to prevent exactly that sort of aid.

Oh well, it's not like money is fungible so it's not costing me anything.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (Qykmv)

435
Trump speaks the truth about the Chamber of Commerce.
https://tinyurl.com/y5qqb8vu
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (+/zXg

---------

This is nothing short of treason.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (AzW6q)

436 Mark Felt was pissed that he wasn't picked. Same shit different day.

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (nRWPy)

437 It's fitting that the Democrats would solicit the advice and views of an ex-con.

Birds of a feather, and all that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (YqDXo)

438 You know, maybe it was early morning reaction to being startled awake?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (jFEZT)

439 So let me see if I have this right. Dean ordered the breakin at Watergate.

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:27 PM (nRWPy)

No Halderman, Ehrlickman, and Mitchell were the guys that "ordered" or approved of the buglery.

Guys like dean were just tools


Posted by: Nevergiveup

==========
To be clear, NGU is apparently Dean's defense counsel. Kidding.

Dean's story is he was just a schmoo. Before he knew it he was looking at taking a fall and had to rat out to save his hide. Its a plausible enough tale that he got away with it. So there's that.

However, when you go back and watch him in action and then I watched him tell his own story. I got the strong impression he was freelancing. He's for my money a diagnosable sociopath. Doesn't prove he did it. But he's one of those people that struck me as incapable of telling the straight truth. He's very smart, and struck me as pretty cold blooded about the whole thing. Lizard like even.

Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (OtHd3)

440 How is a man with no involvement in anything being looked at 'testifying' about anything?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 04:55 PM (oVJmc)

Wait till they bring rob reiner and DiNiro in

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (FwN37)

441 434 Commiefornia is now giving low income illegals free healthcare via Medi-Cal.

--

Huh. That seems very much like a violation of that felony law that is supposed to prevent exactly that sort of aid.

Oh well, it's not like money is fungible so it's not costing me anything.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (Qykmv)

..

Trump already clawed back the money for the failed bullet train.

It's like they'll never ever learn.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 10, 2019 04:58 PM (yL25O)

442 424




Could they find someone from the Teapot Dome scandal to testify?



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019

*
*
. . .
William Jennings Bryan will be along shortly to reprise his "Cross of Gold" speech.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 04:58 PM (ClOmq)

443 Those implants have settled in a bit better now.

Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 04:58 PM (/jZjK)

444 Commiefornia is now giving low income illegals free healthcare via Medi-Cal.

Posted by: shibumi

So can other states bus people to Cali for free medical care?

Posted by: Miklos, counting beans at June 10, 2019 04:58 PM (QzkSJ)

445 Have to go
Sorry tell more as I can

Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 10, 2019 04:58 PM (jFEZT)

446 Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (nRWPy)

Mark Felt of the (gasp) FBI

Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (AZxMX)

447 430 Remember that with Watergate, Deep throat = Andy McCabe
Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (nRWPy)

Well, it IS Pride Month.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (RD7QR)

448 ean's story is he was just a schmoo. Before he knew it he was looking at taking a fall and had to rat out to save his hide. Its a plausible enough tale that he got away with it. So there's that.

However, when you go back and watch him in action and then I watched him tell his own story. I got the strong impression he was freelancing. He's for my money a diagnosable sociopath. Doesn't prove he did it. But he's one of those people that struck me as incapable of telling the straight truth. He's very smart, and struck me as pretty cold blooded about the whole thing. Lizard like even.
Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 04:57 PM (OtHd3)

Your 100% right about dean and i have no doubt he would have ordered the break in but he was not that high in the Chain of Command at the time. His time came when they threw the cover up into his lap

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (FwN37)

449 I'd have had Liddy in the room with a box of sharpened pencils.

Posted by: Jean at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (25Dt7)

450 Stuff you get for free is usually worth what you paid for it.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (+/zXg)

451 I'm glad Melania is not showing her tatas off to the world now that she's First Lady, She's a very atttractive sexy lady, and anyway don't models regularly show off their tatas? Emily what's her name does it routinely. It would be inappropriate for Melania to do that now and she would never hear the end of it from the Democrats. They already call her a w****e and a stripper.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (ahS0B)

452 Mark Felt of the (gasp) FBI

Dishonor and sedition seem to have a long tradition in that organization.


If I was associated with the FBI I would hang my head in shame.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 05:00 PM (c3RnB)

453 When do GOEHRING, ROMMEL and HIMMLER get to testify in GERMAN.

ME TV!!!!!

Posted by: SUG at June 10, 2019 05:00 PM (dMrJJ)

454 Melania was a young model in those pics. She dresses very classy now. In all honesty, she dresses more modestly than Mooch did as FLOTUS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

455 Liddy's convinced it was Dean.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (oVJmc)

456 They already call her a w****e and a stripper.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (ahS0B)

They were doing that throughout the campaign. It was rather vile.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (NWiLs)

457 Felt started this shit because he got passed over as director .

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (nRWPy)

458 When did the Repugnants grow a pair?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 04:11 PM (yX09K)


Gohmert has always had massive brass balls. Pulls no punches, makes no apologies.

Posted by: Grannymimi at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (u5LFV)

459 "To you know who about you know what: The password is "Fidelio." Bring a cloak."

Is Ace going to the movies with Allahpundit again?

If so, who is going to chaperone this time?

Posted by: cool breeze at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (UGKMd)

460 454 Melania was a young model in those pics. She dresses very classy now. In all honesty, she dresses more modestly than Mooch did as FLOTUS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

And doesn't have a penis to hide.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (NWiLs)

461 Melania is pure class. Best First Lady of my life.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (+/zXg)

462
Reopen the investigation into the Dreyfus Affair!

J'accuse!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (pNxlR)

463 In all honesty, she dresses more modestly than Mooch did as FLOTUS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I tried on those sparkly boots, and girlfriend, JUST NO

Posted by: Senatrix Kyrstyn at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (QzkSJ)

464 Kellyanne Conway: Unlike John Dean, Im Not Going to Jail for Obstruction

LOL

Good one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (FwN37)

465 Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

Yes. I could tell it was a picture from some time ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (ahS0B)

466 So can other states bus people to Cali for free medical care?



I don't see why not.

They just have to be illegal, low income and between the ages of 19 and 25. I guess they qualify as "children" now.

Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (sktRI)

467 Leaving conservatives alive is bad for business.

Posted by: American CEOs at June 10, 2019 05:02 PM (DuZls)

468 Dishonor and sedition seem to have a long tradition in that organization.
...
Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 05:00 PM (c3RnB)

All in the time honored traditions established by J Edgar Hoover!

Posted by: Commmissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 05:03 PM (AZxMX)

469 Somebody should ask Dean why Hillary got fired from the Watergate hearings.

Posted by: davidt at June 10, 2019 05:03 PM (geIq4)

470
So can other states bus people to Cali for free medical care?

Posted by: Miklos

=====

Funny thing, back in the day when California had some bill going for Medi-Cal for all, I asked a lefty loon acquaintance what would prevent people from other states coming in for a quick heart transplant or comprehensive cancer treatment or whatnot and then beating it back to their home state?

"They'd have to be documented," came the answer.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 10, 2019 05:03 PM (yNh/5)

471 Democrat Jerry Zeifman, Counsel and Chief of Staff of the House Judiciary Committee:

"She was a liar. She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality. Hillary Clinton is ethically unfit to be either a senator or president--and if she were to become president, the last vestiges of the traditional moral authority of the party of Roosevelt, Truman and Johnson will be destroyed."

Fact Check:

"Specifically, Zeifman contends that Rodham and others wanted Richard Nixon to remain in office to bolster the chances of Sen. Ted Kennedy or another Democrat being elected president. ...Rodham was trying to gain enough votes on the Judiciary Committee to change House rules and deny counsel to Nixon.
In order to pull this off, Zeifman said that Rodham wrote a fraudulent legal brief, and confiscated public documents. After the Nixon impeachment investigation was finished, Zeifman fired Rodham and said he refused to give her a letter of recommendation. Zeifman said he regrets not reporting Rodham to the appropriate bar association."

The Only Democrat Fired For Watergate: Bribe Me-Granny.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 10, 2019 05:03 PM (Ndje9)

472 In the right low-cut dress I'd probably consider a strategic boob belt application on Melania.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (Qykmv)

473 Michelle Obama at D-Day commemoration:

https://tinyurl.com/y3djcbye

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

474 Did John Dean make any FWB's in PRISON??

He WALKS kind of funny and such.

Posted by: SUG at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (dMrJJ)

475 >>How is a man with no involvement in anything being looked at 'testifying' about anything?


Where's BEN to say: "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS **ONE** LINK BETEEN WATERGATE AND THE RUSSIA SCANDAL: HILLARY CLINTON - MAYBE THEY COULD BRING HER IN TO TESTIFY??"

>>Wait till they bring rob reiner and DiNiro in

Actually, Rob Reiner is involved in this via that Dan Jones guy, former DiFi aid, who created that group that funneled $40 million of so to Fusion GPS after the election to continue the Russia scandal stuff. Reiner is one of the donors, I think, if not more involved.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (W+vEI)

476 GOP should call a slime mold that will tell what it's like to be in Democrat leadership.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (oVJmc)

477 Did Nadler the Hutt blow a gasket?

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (BbGew)

478 What was it that C.S. Lewis said about hollowing out men's chests and then wondering why we had no honorable men?

These are the chickens that are coming home to roost, not the ones that that low-life Jeremiah Wright was ejaculating all over himself about.

Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (c3RnB)

479 Your 100% right about dean and i have no doubt he would have ordered the break in but he was not that high in the Chain of Command at the time.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 04:59 PM (FwN37)
---
My understanding is that he didn't order it, as legal counsel, he advised it.

Posted by: American CEOs at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (DuZls)

480 477 Did Nadler the Hutt blow a gasket?
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (BbGew)

It's just ice cream.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (NWiLs)

481 anybody here ever sing for a pat benatar tribute band ?

Posted by: E. Stan Bull at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (B+t5k)

482 Look who's gone transgender now.

Sue, the Tyrannosaurus Rex!

https://bit.ly/2KamDkI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (+y/Ru)

483 The Only Democrat Fired For Watergate: Bribe Me-Granny.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at June 10, 2019 05:03 PM (Ndje9)


Sounds exactly right.

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 05:06 PM (nRWPy)

484 When can we expect testimony from, well, me, being given about Hillary's email server.

I figure I know about as much about all that as John Flucking Dean does
about Trump and his campaign.

These guys should all be impeached for running a time wasting but nevertheless very expensive circus instead of doing whatever their flucking job allegedly is.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at June 10, 2019 05:06 PM (37IEG)

485
One of the Republicans need to make this statement -

"In a country where abuse of our elderly citizens occurs far, far too often, if is personally distressing to me that our Democrat colleagues dragged this poor, befuddled and self-deluded felon, John Dean, into a public hearing to be baited for sport. Honestly, Mr. Chairman and your colleagues, have you no shame? What's next in this hearing? Dogfighting? Cockfighting? Does your thirst for blood sport know no bounds?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 05:06 PM (pNxlR)

486 My understanding is that he didn't order it, as legal counsel, he advised it.
Posted by: American CEOs at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (DuZls)

At the time it was being contemplated, they did not need dean to as legal council to ok it. The then AG Jon MItchell was sitting right there. LOL

what a shit show that was. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (FwN37)

487
Your 100% right about dean and i have no doubt he would have ordered the break in but he was not that high in the Chain of Command at the time. His time came when they threw the cover up into his lap
=======
So they way I read it, he was big on using the "color of authority". He'd authorize things and then get them rubberstamped later on.

The thing was compartmentalized so he actually was in a position to tell the people lower down he'd gotten orders from Mitchell etc etc. And they'd get paid etc. He'd admitted to being able to write checks and authorize work and having done so for CREEP.

Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (OtHd3)

488 455 Liddy's convinced it was Dean.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 05:01 PM (oVJmc)
-----------


I didn't do anything.
I might have mentioned to Haldeman a hypothetical but never said it came from the president. Honest.

Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (/jZjK)

489 "In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." -- C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

490 415 404 Pre-FLOTUS pic of Melania:

https://tinyurl.com/y6lwox4z

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

That's gonna send the guys to their bunks.
Posted by: IC at June 10, 2019 04:54 PM (a0IVu)

And some of the 'ettes too.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 04:56 PM (NWiLs)

I've seen this photo before and have read it was photoshopped. There are several pics on the internet of Melania that are fake.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (FZzpm)

491 give me your poor, your sick, your fleabitten, your tortilla vendors, your gang bangers, your drug dealers...

Posted by: Greasy Gavin at June 10, 2019 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

492 Jane - What a sour puss, what was she all pissed off about?

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 05:08 PM (BbGew)

493 "Specifically, Zeifman contends that Rodham and others wanted Richard Nixon to remain in office to bolster the chances of Sen. Ted Kennedy or another Democrat being elected president. .



Ted would never be president or they would have reopened Chappaquick.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 05:08 PM (yX09K)

494 anybody here ever sing for a pat benatar tribute band ?

I auditioned, but they refused to treat me right. Shame, really. I had hit them with my best shot.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 10, 2019 05:08 PM (7BXbv)

495 nood

Posted by: LGoPs at June 10, 2019 05:09 PM (c3RnB)

496 I've seen this photo before and have read it was photoshopped. There are several pics on the internet of Melania that are fake.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (FZzpm)

Don't care.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 05:10 PM (NWiLs)

497 Yeah, I sang in a PAT BENTGUITAR tribute band.

Listen....."Hit me in my wet spot.....fire away!!!!""

How's that sound pardner......?

I've got more.

Posted by: SUG at June 10, 2019 05:10 PM (dMrJJ)

498 Mooch's wigs have to be uncomfortable. Plus the dick binding.

Posted by: dagny at June 10, 2019 05:10 PM (nRWPy)

499 Did Nadler the Hutt blow a gasket?

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2019 05:05 PM (BbGew)
.......

If that lap band lets go nobody is safe.

Posted by: wth at June 10, 2019 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

500 473
Michelle Obama at D-Day commemoration:

https://tinyurl.com/y3djcbye

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

++++Looks like she's ready to rumble.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 10, 2019 05:11 PM (EjlXc)

501 365 Nadler is just mad that he's not considered a planet anymore.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 04:48 PM (Tf/vJ)

He does remind me of Uranus. Just a joke. I have never seen G928's anus, nor do I wish to.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at June 10, 2019 05:11 PM (JgA4k)

502 Cory Groshek Retweeted
Deven_Intel's avatar
Deven_Intel @Deven_Intel
3h
Reportedly 14 #IRGC officials will be killed for spying for #Israel's well known Intelligence Agency

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 10, 2019 05:15 PM (BqBId)

503 He does remind me of Uranus. Just a joke. I have never seen G928's anus, nor do I wish to.
*******
More Like the ANUS of Uranus

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 10, 2019 05:16 PM (BqBId)

504 "In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful." -- C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

This is beautifully-written and and I wonder how many recent "college graduates" could read it and understand what Lewis meant.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 10, 2019 05:17 PM (NFEMn)

505 500 473
Michelle Obama at D-Day commemoration:

https://tinyurl.com/y3djcbye

Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

++++Looks like she's ready to rumble.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 10, 2019 05:11 PM (EjlXc)
-----------


She favors her sweet mother in that picture.

Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 05:23 PM (/jZjK)

506 Michelle Obama at D-Day commemoration:



https://tinyurl.com/y3djcbye



Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 10, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)



++++Looks like she's ready to rumble.



Posted by: washrivergal at June 10, 2019 05:11 PM (EjlXc)

-----------





She favors her sweet mother in that picture.

Posted by: Big John Deene at June 10, 2019 05:23 PM (/jZjK)

Looks like she is ready to unleash her war cry. Would scare the bejesus out of me.

Posted by: Zombie Sgt. R. Lee Ermey at June 10, 2019 05:26 PM (q1Pj5)

507 "She was a liar. She was an unethical, dishonest lawyer. She conspired to violate the Constitution, the rules of the House, the rules of the committee and the rules of confidentiality."

So Hillary was ahead of her time, showing the Democrats the way.

Posted by: abbynormal at June 10, 2019 05:35 PM (h5Lyp)

508 All of us down at the Brattleboro Women's, Gay, Lesbian, and Trans-Gender Reproductive Health Clinic thinks Presdent Oamma should be testerfy and that will bee the end of that clown Trump fourever !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Obamaboro, VT and Prood of it !!! at June 10, 2019 05:36 PM (qM84C)

509 "Just mentioned Mollie Hemingway overhearing Nadler talking about impeachment hearings the day or two after the election."

Which assumes that Nadler himself and other House Democrats will not be under indictment before that.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at June 10, 2019 05:37 PM (g+8Yn)

510 MARK FELT ...JOHN DEAN...and JOHN DEAN liked it!!!!

Posted by: SUG at June 10, 2019 05:44 PM (dMrJJ)

511 I believe John Dean.

But I believe Biden, Obama, Pelosi, Comney, Mueller and the Easter Bunny.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 10, 2019 07:37 PM (nRj4F)

512 Wow, when you listen to the testimony, if there is a better definition of circumstantial suppositions, I haven't seen it. Witch Hunt? Times eleventy!

Posted by: Nobody at June 10, 2019 10:10 PM (J6cPD)

513 For people quoting Jerry Zeifman and Hillary Rodham from his book Lost Honor. Guess who wrote the forward to Zeifman's book? John Dean.

Zeifman and Dean began making media appearances to plug the book and eventually appeared on the Hardball. Dean's old swamp chum Mathews went tingly on Dean and ignored Zeifman and his book. Dean soon thereafter became a highly paid cable talking head and a fanatical defender of the Clintons. Which reminds me, Dean's book Blind Ambition wasa ghost-written by Bill Clinton's old friend Taylor Branch.

Posted by: Truth-Seeker at June 10, 2019 10:56 PM (hb4+V)

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Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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