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Democrat Controlled House Passes Mass Amnesty Bill
The House passed a vote Tuesday that would grant protection from deportation to illegal immigrants and give millions a path to permanent citizenship status. The American Dream and Promise Act passed the House with a vote of 236-187. The legislation was brought forward by California Democratic Rep. Lucille Roybal-Allard and will provide permanent status to illegal immigrants who came to the U.S. illegally as minors, as well as to those living in the U.S. under Temporary Protected Status, Newsweek reported. ... This all comes as apprehensions of immigrants have increased every month since January. There have also been over 100,000 encounters at the southern border in both March and April, making it so the border crisis is on track to be the highest it has been in a decade.
→ Border Patrol processing centers are far beyond capacity.
— House Judiciary GOP (@JudiciaryGOP) June 4, 2019
→ ICE detention facilities are full.
→ NGOs providing shelter and other aid to migrants are completely overwhelmed.
Yet, Democrats are still pushing for mass amnesty with H.R. 6.
H.R. 6 would provide green cards to criminals, including gang members and people who committed potentially serious crimes as juveniles, with multiple DUI convictions and with misdemeanor firearms-related convictions. Dems are prioritizing mass amnesty over public safety.
— House Judiciary GOP (@JudiciaryGOP) June 4, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:17 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 05, 2019 03:17 PM (hLRSq)
-Democrats
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:17 PM (9cans)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 05, 2019 03:18 PM (vgwv+)
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The American Dream is dead for us citizens, but it's alive and well for those who get to grift off of us.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 05, 2019 03:18 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:18 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2019 03:19 PM (cXV7n)
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton, Ex Esq Future POTUS at June 05, 2019 03:19 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 05, 2019 03:19 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 05, 2019 03:19 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: josephistan at June 05, 2019 03:19 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2019 03:19 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 05, 2019 03:19 PM (hLRSq)
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You didn't expect more from divided government, did you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:20 PM (9cans)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at June 05, 2019 03:20 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton, Ex Esq Future POTUS at June 05, 2019 03:20 PM (UFLLM)
That seems a good pace.
Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2019 03:20 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:20 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: RI Red at June 05, 2019 03:21 PM (LXta9)
Posted by: La Raza at June 05, 2019 03:21 PM (/xepx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2019 03:21 PM (aKsyK)
That seems a good pace.
Posted by: blaster at June 05, 2019 03:20 PM (9VeU0)
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Enact my constitutional amendment that says that all laws in the federal register must be passed individually by every Congress and that number would climb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:21 PM (9cans)
But...I remember 2012.
Someone talk me outta this...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 05, 2019 03:21 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2019 03:21 PM (r+sAi)
Now it's up to the senate to quash it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2019 03:22 PM (7FpQ0)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 05, 2019 03:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 05, 2019 03:22 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 05, 2019 03:22 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 05, 2019 03:22 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:20 PM (9cans)
Heck no! When it comes to pointless and futile gestures no mere group of zany frat boys can hope to be more pointless and futile than the US Congress.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 05, 2019 03:22 PM (hLRSq)
They want to put the Obama era transformation into overdrive, like, NOW already! No more waiting, they're cramming these down in quick succession.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2019 03:22 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 03:22 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2019 03:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Nebraska Rep. Don Bacon
Florida Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart
Pennsylvania Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick
Texas Rep. Will Hurd
Washington Rep. Dan Newhouse
New Jersey Rep. Chris Smith
Michigan Rep. Fred Upton
Commence primarying.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:23 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Jake Fapper is an ass at June 05, 2019 03:23 PM (Z216Q)
And given Trump's track record, he'd bluster and complain on twitter, then eventually sign it, saying "don't do that again!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2019 03:23 PM (39g3+)
Now it's up to the senate to quash it.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2019 03:22 PM (7FpQ0)
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I need more needless worry from this place.
"Mitch is going to pass this, isn't he?! He doesn't want to be Majority Leader!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:23 PM (9cans)
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2019 03:23 PM (AjVAj)
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376 Did Ace make a joke once about Jonah and the Pulitzer prize? That would explain that particular claim; Goldberg just copied it out.
But this whole Franco-Ahmari war delights me. For ages I've been railing against the totally one-note version of "fusion" conservatism on Lowry's watch. Gone were the days when I first started to read NR in the 60s (and which dated from its founding), when the contributors were engaged in serious internal disagreements on fundamental issues.
No doubt they still debate, but somehow "is a pineapple pizza a sandwich?" doesn't quite stand up beside this:
https://tinyurl.com/y7ynlfka
(The original Meyer piece is link in the above; both should be read.)
And I am convinced a lot of the Never Trump problem comes from this death of debate. They would not have been so astonished, and their noses not be so out of joint, had people been calling BS on them within their own pages. The fell into the left's trap of believing that they were the only game in town.
I realize that many will put the problem down entirely to corruption. But I'm with C S Lewis, the road to corruption is gradual. And here, in a purportedly intellectual venue, I believe it started with intellectual corruption (just as in the faculty of Bracton College.)
Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2019 03:21 PM (VaN/j)
_________
Now back to chores.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2019 03:23 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2019 03:23 PM (d7Ww2)
But...I remember 2012.
Someone talk me outta this...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 05, 2019 03:21 PM (AM1GF)
DJT vs Mutt Rombley.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 05, 2019 03:23 PM (y7DUB)
We win as long as we personally do not give up.
Posted by: trev006 at June 05, 2019 03:23 PM (tWQci)
Which is where this Bill should go.
Posted by: RI Red at June 05, 2019 03:24 PM (LXta9)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 05, 2019 03:22 PM (FiUMj)
You are wise beyond your 29 years, young Lurker.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 05, 2019 03:24 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 05, 2019 03:24 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 03:24 PM (O8WFE)
So the Dems pass a bill saying more get to stay.
Wow...
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 05, 2019 03:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at June 05, 2019 03:25 PM (ueKfU)
There's not a snowball's chance in hell PDT signs this.
I hope.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Radio news report said it wouldn't even be brought up in the Senate.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2019 03:25 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:25 PM (GEpFD)
I favor this! We have nothing to fear with MS-13 in the White House! My good friend Hitlery will make a noble and honest and constitution loving leader, eager to
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!! MY ASSHOLE! No, not the flaming barbed wire pinapple!!!!! SPACE HERPES! No God No God No God NOT SIDEWAYS!!!!! Jesus Mary and Joseph, pull it out pull it out! MERCY PLEASE I BEG YOU... Not the Razor Blade Christmas Treeeeee!!!!!! Trunk First, PLEASE...
*asshole rips out through left nostril*
Mmmmpppphhhh....
Posted by: Juan McStain in Hell at June 05, 2019 03:26 PM (UFLLM)
They have Education completely sewn up, and with it they can mold all the soft minds of the youth towards their ends.
And so they present Education as an end unto itself. No one objects to much for paying for school for a bunch of eager, hardworking children because children. And by focusing on Education alone they dodge the question of what comes after, and what might be the impact of flooding the labor market with additional (now educated, in theory) competition.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 05, 2019 03:26 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2019 03:26 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2019 03:26 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2019 03:27 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 05, 2019 03:27 PM (uGHnY)
Run against a do nothing -except for illegals - congress and Trump is a winner.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2019 03:27 PM (Qyj93)
The border doesn't have to just be closed and a wall built but we need to send massive numbers of them back, in the millions.
Because it won't happen and because no one has the will to do anything we should, we will have to accept what we would rather not.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 05, 2019 03:27 PM (rMCQI)
the GOPe in the senate had best end this bill post haste.
the good news is that it'll never get past POTUS and there's not enough votes to override a veto.
Posted by: SturmToddler at June 05, 2019 03:27 PM (8D42x)
God, I do love this stuff. Fire for effect.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 05, 2019 03:27 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2019 03:28 PM (QkjLD)
***
Hey, whoa now, don't blame me. I tried to warn y'all, but noooooo!
Posted by: Zombie Orwell at June 05, 2019 03:28 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Our Corrupt Media at June 05, 2019 03:28 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2019 03:26 PM (OiC69)
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Remember how Republicans pushing for amnesty (which failed) led to a Democratic Congress after 2006?
I wonder how Republicans running for office will deal with these votes in the districts that got pissy at Republicans a decade ago for the same thing Democrats just did?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:28 PM (9cans)
***
That won't save them
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 05, 2019 03:28 PM (rMCQI)
Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 05, 2019 03:28 PM (MzqEK)
If the issue is about Trump's personality, it's more of a jump ball.
Part of the problem is too many GOP members muddy the waters on where Republicans stand on immigration.
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 03:28 PM (6RfEx)
Nebraska Rep. Don Bacon
Florida Rep. Mario Diaz-Balart
Pennsylvania Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick
Texas Rep. Will Hurd
Washington Rep. Dan Newhouse
New Jersey Rep. Chris Smith
Michigan Rep. Fred Upton
Commence primarying.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:23 PM (GEpFD)
Fitzpatrick is in a purplish district in Bucks County PA and barely survived in '18. He tacks left on the meaningless bills just to point to his votes at election time.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 05, 2019 03:29 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: General Buck Turgidson at June 05, 2019 03:29 PM (VMbbk)
The border doesn't have to just be closed and a wall built but we need to send massive numbers of them back, in the millions.
Because it won't happen and because no one has the will to do anything we should, we will have to accept what we would rather not.
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Preach it.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 05, 2019 03:29 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2019 03:28 PM (QkjLD)
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Do it.
It's a good way to piss off the Democratic base at the Establishment's inability to effect the change they promised.
Maybe Nancy can help by insulting the base some more afterwards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:29 PM (9cans)
Many of the state GOP party leaders live in Hamilton, a town in his district that Italian Trenton residents fled to a generation ago, when Trenton corruption got to the point of wrecking the city. Hamilton is also the town where a schoolchild died last fall from a disease brought to his school by migrants from Central America (a number of kids fell ill).
This guy is a careful politician and must see something in his district I sure as hell don't see.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Jake Fapper is an ass at June 05, 2019 03:30 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Nan Botoxi at June 05, 2019 03:30 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at June 05, 2019 03:30 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2019 03:27 PM (nRWPy)
If Yertle even lets this bill get out on the Senate floor, we should be furious. Even a tortoise head should know how we are about this by now.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 05, 2019 03:30 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Yo! at June 05, 2019 03:30 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: No at June 05, 2019 03:30 PM (O9olL)
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run away
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 03:30 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: dagny at June 05, 2019 03:27 PM (nRWPy)
If Yertle even lets this bill get out on the Senate floor, we should be furious. Even a tortoise head should know how we are about this by now.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 05, 2019 03:30 PM (ujg0T)
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Even Boehnor refused to bring the Gang of Eight bill to the floor of the House when the Democratic Senate passed it in 2013.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:31 PM (9cans)
You gotta be shitting me
Posted by: Yo! at June 05, 2019 03:31 PM (1XAal)
***
So sayeth Breitbart.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER
Looked him up. His district pretty much IS the border. He's been consistent voting against Trump's attempts to get the border issue under control, including the visa ban on folks from muzzie terror breeding grounds.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 05, 2019 03:31 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 05, 2019 03:31 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 05, 2019 03:32 PM (vg8iE)
It's called graft or closet skeleton threatened to be exposed but mostly graft.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 05, 2019 03:32 PM (PLsEf)
Mutt Rombley Cloward-Piven America to Death and Third-World Poverty By Importing Unlimited Poverty-Stricken Hordes and Criminals and Let's Not Forget Terrorists Act
to come out of the Senate via some new-
Gang of Eight Assholes.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2019 03:32 PM (9X624)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:32 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Yo! at June 05, 2019 03:32 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2019 03:27 PM (Qyj93)
"You Americans, you're great, you're magnificent. I love you all, bigly. But Democrats, they don't seem to like Americans. No, no - hear me out. They have the House, I'm right here willing to talk to them, do the things that America needs done, to make her greater than anything! Yuge, with gold spinner hubs! And they do nothing. They refuse to talk to me, to anyone. They passed five bills - five! - and refuse to talk to me. And the bills, are they to help you, the hard working citizens? Not, the bills they pass are to help illegal aliens, the ones that are charging our border, breaking our laws, and demanding that we give them what they want - and the Democrats are right there to give to the lawbreakers. The Democrats, see like foreigners more than they like American citizens. And that is sad, a once great party more concerned about foreigners than their own people, American citizens."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 05, 2019 03:33 PM (hLRSq)
I wonder how Republicans running for office will deal with these votes in the districts that got pissy at Republicans a decade ago for the same thing Democrats just did?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:28 PM (9cans)
This--some people still think it was the inconclusive Iraq War that lead to 2006, and while that did not help, it was immigration that got us all steamed.
Remember when then Senator Jeff Sessions was a hero for his actions stopping it? Good times.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at June 05, 2019 03:33 PM (ujg0T)
Dems, 2016: Elect us, we'll impeach Trump!
Posted by: Fool Me 9 or 10 Times at June 05, 2019 03:33 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: UGAdawg at June 05, 2019 03:33 PM (tRd71)
A GOP Rep from freakin' TX voted for this shitburger?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 03:24 PM (O8WFE)
Will Hurd is black, and his district is about 90% Hispanic. He's the last Republican Representative from Texas who has a district on the Mexican border. All of the others have flipped Dem.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2019 03:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Fool Me 9 or 10 Times at June 05, 2019 03:34 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2019 03:34 PM (BbGew)
Because the Democrats do NOT care about you, only your income stream, so they can take it and give it to these illegal criminal non-Americans.
I have to stop typing now.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 03:34 PM (sy5kK)
Mitch's Chinese Paymasters will make the ultimate call.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 05, 2019 03:34 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2019 03:34 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Exurban Doug at June 05, 2019 03:34 PM (JoORq)
I thought Dems only had 235.
Which Republican voted for this and needs to be burned to the ground?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2019 03:35 PM (uZPhU)
Nebraska Rep. Don Bacon
What?!?!?
He besmirched the great name of Bacon.
For shame. Let him be known henceforth as
Nebraska Rep. Don Spam
Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2019 03:35 PM (9X624)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:35 PM (GEpFD)
Illegal immigrants: (2) Non-white. (2) Poor.
Posted by: Bullet Harvesting at June 05, 2019 03:36 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: bicentennialguy
**
Ok
We are on a collision course that we cannot evade or stop. Everything else is titanic deck chairs, including abortion and 2A and even the Constitution.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 05, 2019 03:36 PM (rMCQI)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 05, 2019 03:36 PM (XAE+X)
Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind....
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 05, 2019 03:36 PM (67aEn)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 05, 2019 03:37 PM (Cus5s)
Make these same fuckers vote it down later (assuming it could ever survive a conference committee).
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 05, 2019 03:37 PM (ju9gW)
Posted by: SMOD
Censure - the Cersi Lannister Shame shame shame walk.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 05, 2019 03:37 PM (7FpQ0)
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I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:37 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Iva Secret at June 05, 2019 03:37 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2019 03:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 05, 2019 03:37 PM (dNzKv)
A GOP Rep from freakin' TX voted for this shitburger?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 03:24 PM (O8WFE)
**************
His district is from San Antonio to El Paso- majority Hispanic. He has been critical of Trump on the wall and the Muslim ban, although I think he has voted pretty much for the Trump policies.
I'll have to check.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2019 03:37 PM (RBOtF)
IIRC, HR 1 is designed to allow them to vote.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2019 03:38 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Sock Monkey... Gimme Back My Bullets at June 05, 2019 03:38 PM (cL/Y4)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 05, 2019 03:38 PM (LL1Be)
Downside: rape, murder, armed robbery, vote fraud, vehicular homicides, terrorism
We report, you decide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2019 03:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 05, 2019 03:38 PM (UqwnA)
They want the Trump coalition dead.
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 03:38 PM (6RfEx)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 05, 2019 03:38 PM (LL1Be)
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Cause he loved failure theater?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:38 PM (9cans)
-Democrats
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:17 PM (9cans)
Yes, there are Democrat candidates/office holders that desperately need our monetary support.
Call it pre-assissted political suicide.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2019 03:39 PM (pzRUn)
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Well, if you're going to crash and burn anyway, might as well virtue-signal on the way down.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:39 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:39 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
fuck that, man. I'm on the roof and I'm a good shot.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2019 03:40 PM (d7Ww2)
Rob Portman questions Trump's Mexico tariffs.
Fuck Rob Portman. Creepy piece of traitorous shit who is enamored with his kid's sex life.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 05, 2019 03:40 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2019 03:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 05, 2019 03:40 PM (A3edJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2019 03:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ioseph Stalin at June 05, 2019 03:40 PM (VMbbk)
Downside: rape, murder, armed robbery, vote fraud, vehicular homicides, terrorism
We report, you decide.
- - -
Don't forget: DRUGS.
They whine about the opioid epidemic while making sure those drugs come in unfettered across the open border.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2019 03:40 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 03:40 PM (O8WFE)
The latest foray into celebrity culture comes on a rather literal basis, as a lab in London is turning five British names into the big cheese. A part of FOOD: Bigger than the plate, an exhibition running until October at the sublime Victoria and Albert Museum, the Selfmade project is transforming the cheesiest elements of celebrity into something more tangible. "What's special about these cheeses is that they have been made with bacteria harvested from the skin (armpits, toes, belly button, nostrils) of some well-known personalities," writes Catherine Flood on the museum's blog. "It might sound a bit gross - but bear with us! Making 'human cheese' is a fascinating journey into the world of microbes, from their culinary importance to the vital role they play in how our bodies work."
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2019 03:40 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 05, 2019 03:40 PM (LL1Be)
Illegal immigrants: (2) Non-white. (2) Poor.
Posted by: Bullet Harvesting at June 05, 2019 03:36 PM (4Eo4+)
Oh, I see you are referring to Obama's 2008 strategy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 03:40 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ima Pseudonym at June 05, 2019 03:41 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: t-bird at June 05, 2019 03:26 PM (OiC69)
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Remember how Republicans pushing for amnesty (which failed) led to a Democratic Congress after 2006?
I wonder how Republicans running for office will deal with these votes in the districts that got pissy at Republicans a decade ago for the same thing Democrats just did?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:28 PM (9cans)
...
A cynic would ask if Trump and his original both houses of Congress punted on actual wall funding and/or construction until after the midterms, knowing it could then be a battleground/election issue for 2020.
I mean, I think Trump wins on the issue again, but I also think he would have won wall holding campaign rallies in front of a completed wall.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 05, 2019 03:41 PM (yL25O)
I'll have to check.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2019 03:37 PM (RBOtF)
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He could be playing the DemGame. Tell his constituents one way and vote the other.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2019 03:41 PM (pzRUn)
"with misdemeanor FIREARMS-related convictions"?
You'd think that would sink it for the Dems, but those Second Amendment rights just pop up in the strangest of places.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2019 03:41 PM (M9ntN)
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"Opioid" is a funny word. It sounds like something that's vaguely like Andy Taylor's son.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:41 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Tony Weiner at June 05, 2019 03:42 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 05, 2019 03:42 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
****
Naa. My wife and daughters are very good shots. I'm letting them have everything beyond 400 meters.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2019 03:42 PM (axyOa)
I mean, I think Trump wins on the issue again, but I also think he would have won wall holding campaign rallies in front of a completed wall.
Posted by: TexasDan
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I think Trump got rolled by Paul Ryan.
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 03:42 PM (6RfEx)
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They should skip the middle man and just eat the celebrities.
Sick fucks.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at June 05, 2019 03:42 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at June 05, 2019 03:42 PM (VMbbk)
HR 1 isn't virtue signaling, it's straight up establishing voter fraud methods as legal, ensuring a permanent Democrat majority.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2019 03:42 PM (W+vEI)
They want the Trump coalition dead
***
Baby/bathwater. Remember, Trump was the Flight 93 president. After him there is nothing, if he fails or even just falls short. For all the good he is doing so far it's not enough
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 05, 2019 03:42 PM (rMCQI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 03:43 PM (O8WFE)
I mean, I think Trump wins on the issue again, but I also think he would have won wall holding campaign rallies in front of a completed wall.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 05, 2019 03:41 PM (yL25O)
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Sorry, I can't buy into that one. I long liked Paul Ryan for his (seemingly) serious attention to the deficit, but his time as Speaker under Trump made it obvious that he was both bad at being Speaker and not that interested in pushing for conservative policy goals outside of tax cuts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:43 PM (9cans)
I think McConnell won't go *quite* this far, but who knows?
This could be headed for a veto. Never take your eyes off him and his flying monkeys.
I'm going to take a break in an hour and send a letter to my cuck (Gardner), for what it's worth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2019 03:43 PM (uZPhU)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2019 03:43 PM (BbGew)
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You misspelled "greasy."
(I denounce myself.)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:43 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Robotaz at June 05, 2019 03:43 PM (CzgOx)
Posted by: Yo! at June 05, 2019 03:43 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:39 PM (GEpFD)
If you're gonna virtue signal, make that signal as big as the Eye of Sauron!
"Madame Speaker, I rise in support of the Not A Chance In Hell Act which would mandate transferring the population of the United States to Central and South America and replacing them with the populations of those countries, while maintaining our party in power in perpetuity. Some people say this bill is extreme, but I say that extremism in the defense of my perks and power is no vice, and moderation in how we treat the deplorables is no virtue."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 05, 2019 03:43 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at June 05, 2019 03:43 PM (VMbbk)
Yeah, that's a brand new meaning for 'special'.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 05, 2019 03:44 PM (LL1Be)
"Special". I guess that's a word for it.
Jeez these are some sick fcuks.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 03:44 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 05, 2019 03:44 PM (LL1Be)
I mean, I think Trump wins on the issue again, but I also think he would have won wall holding campaign rallies in front of a completed wall.
Posted by: TexasDan
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I think Trump got rolled by Paul Ryan.
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 03:42 PM (6RfEx)
...
Maybe.
I missed the part where Trump decided to move around military funds and get it done anyway on Ryan's watch.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 05, 2019 03:44 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2019 03:42 PM (axyOa)
Good Sir, may we introduce you to our fine Model 700 ? Properly equipped, such compromises are not necessary.
Posted by: Remington Arms at June 05, 2019 03:44 PM (SIIaG)
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You mean he's decided he actually enjoys the barbs?
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Well yeah. He figures he can play off torture survivor 2.0 to become a political boss there, too
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 05, 2019 03:45 PM (rMCQI)
Posted by: Remington Arms at June 05, 2019 03:45 PM (SIIaG)
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at June 05, 2019 03:45 PM (VMbbk)
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Yes, but that's only if it were to become law, which isn't ever happening.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at June 05, 2019 03:45 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:45 PM (9cans)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 05, 2019 03:41 PM (yL25O)
If he had completed the wall he would have a new project and it too would be YUGE. Trump likes to do things rather than talk about doing things.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2019 03:45 PM (pzRUn)
Posted by: Remington Arms at June 05, 2019 03:45 PM (SIIaG)
Thats where even reliably Democrat voters start running into Republicans arms.
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 03:45 PM (6RfEx)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 03:45 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Sock Monkey... You Got That Right at June 05, 2019 03:46 PM (cL/Y4)
Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2019 03:46 PM (VMbbk)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 05, 2019 03:46 PM (2LelM)
They are trying to turn the US into the UK.
Very devious weasels.
And don't forget, NRO wants this crap.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at June 05, 2019 03:46 PM (7wsmM)
The V A Museum is... was... superb. I see they have hired Millennial Art History majors as curators for new exhibits.
Agincourt, WWI and WWII exhibits out, Jeremy Corbyn Taint Cheese in...
Posted by: Ivan Gotsasecret at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (UFLLM)
I want to see the American Mass Deportation and Welfare Fraud Act.
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Roy at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (40mSG)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Roy at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (40mSG)
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They're beginning to run out of those.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (Pqytn)
Build the Wall. Secure the borders.
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (Pqytn)
Deport the democrats.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 03:48 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at June 05, 2019 03:48 PM (/gFEL)
-Democrats
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:17 PM (9cans)
I'd rather we repeal and replace the Democrats and RINOs.
Posted by: Insomniac at June 05, 2019 03:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 05, 2019 03:49 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Roy at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (40mSG)
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They're beginning to run out of those.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (9cans)
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Indeed. I look forward to the day when Dem's can't run to the 9th circuit.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2019 03:49 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Pepper Brooks at June 05, 2019 03:49 PM (VMbbk)
HR 1 isn't virtue signaling, it's straight up establishing voter fraud methods as legal, ensuring a permanent Democrat majority.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2019 03:42 PM (W+vEI)
While it did not make Illegals voting in Federal Elections Legal, it did nothing to stop them from voting in Local Elections.
Problem is? In San Francisco they can now legally vote for school board members. To do this, they must register to vote.
Issue is? there is only ONE BALLOT, with everything from President, on down to the School board on the same piece of paper.
So they are registered to vote, and handed a ballot with everything, and we ONLY have their good faith that they will not fill in the entire ballot.
Because the ballot is then scanned, and vote totals are counted (not who voted for them).
Fraud in the making.
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 05, 2019 03:49 PM (NgKpN)
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Texas and NC aren't going blue in 2020.
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2019 03:49 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 03:45 PM (6RfEx)
I would say true. But they won't run the ad. Why? Because everyone will need to take a haircut on SS. And that's the Ds ad. And they are better at it.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2019 03:49 PM (Qyj93)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (2LelM)
Billboards in Central America with Hillary's picture, and in Spanish - "Come to America - Mama Needs A Footrub!"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 05, 2019 03:49 PM (hLRSq)
I keep waiting for the nurse to wake me, loosen my straight jacket a bit and swab my skin for the next dose of Fukitol.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 05, 2019 03:49 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: TexasDan at June 05, 2019 03:50 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 05, 2019 03:50 PM (rMCQI)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 03:50 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Sal at June 05, 2019 03:50 PM (wR64M)
I've been travelling there from the west side for over 40 years, college friends grew up there, their family owned farms, etc, so I'm aware of the area over time.
When I got to Yakima for the first time in maybe 5 years, had to get some sunscreen, went to the close by Walmart, and I honestly thought I stepped into Mexico.
Mind you, some groups spoke English, but the majority was Spanish, with some good ol' Spanglish as well. The Latinos were dressed nice, had mostly nice cars, all civil and good, but it was like I was in Cabo. Maybe 20% European descent.
That is Newhouse's district.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 03:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: raimondo at June 05, 2019 03:50 PM (UJ8yZ)
...
I'm pretty sure this is the plot to a zombie movie IRL.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 05, 2019 03:50 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Angela Merkel at June 05, 2019 03:50 PM (VMbbk)
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I wonder about this constantly. It is a winning message, to even the lowest of lofo's, when you start telling them that "x" belongs to the American people, and is paid for by the American people, is being freely given out to people who should not be here and are, in fact, here illegally taking what rightfully belongs to the American taxpayers.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 05, 2019 03:51 PM (JoUsr)
Most of Mexico is quite nice. I suggest we neutron bomb the whole place, build a wall on the southern border, and use the place as a national resort...
Posted by: Practical Yet Idealistic at June 05, 2019 03:51 PM (UFLLM)
If Republicans were smart, they'd talk about illegals getting access to Social Security with this bill.
Thats where even reliably Democrat voters start running into Republicans arms.
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 03:45 PM (6RfEx)
I think I see a flaw in your plan.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 03:51 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Drudge is almost a Dem cheerleader at this point.
Biden hasn't really been through a campaign yet, my guess this is Peak Biden.
Still, he'll be tougher than some of the other Dems, but we should probably be prepared that Dems aren't going to give us a layup candidate.
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 03:51 PM (6RfEx)
They're beginning to run out of those.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (9cans)
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Indeed. I look forward to the day when Dem's can't run to the 9th circuit.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2019 03:49 PM (G0vdT)
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Think of their major policy wins over the last 50 years. How many have been accomplished through the courts?
Abortion, at the very least, was court mandated. I'm sure there are many others.
What does the left do when its major policy wins over the last few decades begin to get rolled back by the same mechanism that implemented them, but there isn't the political will to pass legislation to replace the lost rulings?
What kind of breakdown do we see then?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:51 PM (9cans)
Who replaces The Turtle when he heart attacks out of the Senate?
Posted by: Iva Secret at June 05, 2019 03:37 PM (UFLLM)
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My favorite Mormon, Mittens, FTW!
Posted by: ShainS -- Quarter-Wit aspiring to be Half-Wit at June 05, 2019 03:51 PM (fP7L7)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2019 03:51 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Yo! at June 05, 2019 03:51 PM (1XAal)
Democrats are pro immigration as are the multi-nation corporations. This
is news? More votes for democrats in 2020 if you believe illegal aliens
vote.
Posted by: raimondo at June 05, 2019 03:50 PM (UJ8yZ)
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Dems aren't pro immigration when it comes to shipping illegal aliens to THEIR neighborhoods. No sirree.
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2019 03:51 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 03:52 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 03:50 PM (JziUy)
Indeed. Right now Jared and Ivanka are casting their spells because Trump always does everything that they say and never tries to fulfill any of his promises. We are so Betrayed!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at June 05, 2019 03:52 PM (hLRSq)
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well, yeah.
thanks to mass immigration a bunch of red states have gone hard blue. Shit, california was hard red until 20 years ago. Virginia?
So, thanks to our immigration laws being run by folks who hate this country, we're losing red states. no big deal, they're naturally conservative, except for the welfare, the race base AA gimmees, the gay marriage stuff, and so on.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 03:52 PM (JziUy)
***
You misspelled "greasy."
(I denounce myself.)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER
Portuguese are greasers. Mexicans are beaners. Keep 'em straight, plz.
Posted by: Spics, Kikes and Wops at June 05, 2019 03:52 PM (K1IUD)
Posted by: Elaine Chao at June 05, 2019 03:52 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun
________________
The modern Republican Party is just a collection of Chamber of Commerce lobbyists, that's why its never talked about.
But it is a winning message, and I'm sure the media would also brand it as racist.
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 03:53 PM (6RfEx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2019 03:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 05, 2019 03:53 PM (2LelM)
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we need to define "virtue" cause these actions aren't it.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 03:53 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2019 03:53 PM (JKNZq)
Besides, it sounds absolutely nasty. Think about those celebrities and the diseases they have passed around. (Shudders)
Posted by: Moki at June 05, 2019 03:53 PM (mFoNl)
Drudge is dead to me. No reason whatsoever to visit anymore and he's long gone from my favorites.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 03:53 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Some Dude at June 05, 2019 03:53 PM (UFLLM)
That is Newhouse's district.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 03:50 PM (sy5kK)
McDonald's in Calexico, I was one of two with the place packed.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 03:53 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: illiniwek
So does that mean the Mexican Mafia voting Trump 2020?
Posted by: Sock Monkey... just a Simple Kind of Man at June 05, 2019 03:54 PM (cL/Y4)
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Remember the shrieks and howls when Trump was planning to send the little dears to sanctuary cities? Heh. Yeah, they just luuuuv them some illegals. As long as they're over there...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 05, 2019 03:54 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 05, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)
I want to see the American Mass Deportation and Welfare Fraud Act.
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
The American Pinochet Commemoration and Helicopter Pilot Relief Act of 2019
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 05, 2019 03:54 PM (RD7QR)
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I'm still po'd (because I am a hillary shill) about the spending bill but I've been told it's no big deal
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 03:54 PM (JziUy)
You want to see entertaining, go to Hood River OR. There are still
enough orchards in the area for workers to come in during the summer.
The rest are well to do out of towners that come to play. They meet in
the supermarkets and it's entertaining.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2019 03:53 PM (JKNZq)
Sounds like Lake Chelan, WA.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 03:55 PM (t6MX/)
folks who hate this country, we're losing red states. no big deal,
they're naturally conservative, except for the welfare, the race base AA
gimmees, the gay marriage stuff, and so on.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 03:52 PM (JziUy)
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Yeah, right. 2016 : Red Iowa, Red Michigan, Red Wisconsin, Red Pennsylvania, Red Ohio. The Dems are losing because they're losers.
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2019 03:55 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 05, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)
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Tax cuts for corporations.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:55 PM (9cans)
Um, yeah, about Miley and food. . .
Tell me she wasn't sexually abused (a lot) when she was a kid:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxofzy4b
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2019 03:55 PM (W+vEI)
So according to Drudge Texas and NC are going blue... They just love them some Biden Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2019 03:47 PM (O2RFr)
That's why Hillary Clinton didn't bother going to WI and MI.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 05, 2019 03:55 PM (TAmPV)
They live in their gated communities and never face the tragic results of their perfidy. *spit*
***
That won't save them
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 05, 2019 03:28 PM (rMCQI)
I'm thinking I need to re-read World War Z. Specifically, the story about the rich folks' compound wired for video/sound to do the Zombie Apockyclipse: This Time It's For Real reality show
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2019 03:55 PM (veoSD)
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What is the point of being a citizen here in the US? What rights do you enjoy to the exclusion of any other person who manages to get here?
Inb4 2A: an illegal caught with a gun will be released from custody while you ROT in jail
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 05, 2019 03:55 PM (rMCQI)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 05, 2019 03:56 PM (JgA4k)
Yakima is still a shithole
Posted by: Yo!
No it isn't! Many nice places. Theres... uh... well... what about... and then... also... uh...
Posted by: Some Dude at June 05, 2019 03:56 PM (UFLLM)
I think it will be a real winner. Oh and fuck the 8 traitorous republicans.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 05, 2019 03:56 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2019 03:56 PM (BbGew)
So we win the House, add to the Senate and re-elect The Great Orange Ogre, so what is our first move? Guillotines or Lampposts?
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 05, 2019 03:54 PM (2LelM)
Two scoops, after a couple laps in liberal tears. Then begin construction on the big beautiful Trump camps.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 03:56 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 05, 2019 03:56 PM (JgA4k)
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I would predict indictments for corruption from DOJ the day before the convention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:56 PM (9cans)
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2019 03:56 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 05, 2019 03:57 PM (RuIsu)
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ok then. then in 2018 we got are asses kicked, losing the house and winning way fewer Senate seats than we should've.
Again, virgina is gone. Colorado is gone. California is gone. New Mexico and Arizone are gone. Every big city is a permablue sanctuary city and new york state is now going to prosecute anyone who works with trump.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 03:57 PM (JziUy)
The American Dream and Promise Act?
Democrats should start wearing ADPA hats and see if it catches on.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 05, 2019 03:57 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2019 03:55 PM (W+vEI)
Why would someone with that much money cover themselves with random, cheap-looking tats like that? They look like prison tats. She looks awful.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 03:58 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Sock Monkey... enjoying some Georgia Peaches at June 05, 2019 03:58 PM (cL/Y4)
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Yakima is still a shithole
Posted by: Yo!
No it isn't! Many nice places. Theres... uh... well... what about... and then... also... uh...
Posted by: Some Dude at June 05, 2019 03:56 PM (UFLLM)
They are changing the name to Tijuakima.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 03:58 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Boswell at June 05, 2019 03:58 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 05, 2019 03:58 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Sock Monkey... enjoying some Georgia Peaches at June 05, 2019 03:58 PM (cL/Y4)
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Because they're white people now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:58 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 05, 2019 03:58 PM (f8ilN)
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I just look to South Africa and Zimbabwe and every other socialist shithole. They can run but they'll get divested of their property. So will we.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 05, 2019 03:58 PM (rMCQI)
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to pay 50% taxes to subsidize illegals and to earn enough to avoid public schools, unless you like your kids being gang raped.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 03:58 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: No at June 05, 2019 03:58 PM (O9olL)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 05, 2019 03:59 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2019 03:49 PM (Pqytn)
***************
God, I pray you're right!
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2019 03:59 PM (RBOtF)
Jews are slippery little bastards, we need lots of Mesicans to catch 'em and stuff 'em in the digester vats...
Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at June 05, 2019 03:59 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 05, 2019 04:00 PM (2LelM)
Look for midnight Congressional votes that "deem" bills passed and Supreme Court Justices ready to add a "Please make me a US Citizen " checkbox to the IRS 1040.
Posted by: mikeyG at June 05, 2019 04:00 PM (LL1Be)
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you may notice the democrats and their corporate globohomo overlords have redefined america "as a nation of immigrants" meaning "not you".
Also, lib judges have decided the 14th amendment was actually a requirement that america change its demographics to anything but european.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 04:00 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Ktgreat
Oops - room for one more up French's poop shoot, I guess - his tush is as wide as it is forgiving.
Posted by: Boswell at June 05, 2019 04:00 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: ObjectionSustained at June 05, 2019 04:01 PM (EZWNE)
Nebraska Rep. Don Bacon
What?!?!?
He besmirched the great name of Bacon.
For shame. Let him be known henceforth as
Nebraska Rep. Don Spam
Posted by: naturalfake at June 05, 2019 03:35 PM (9X624)
.........
Spam's too good for him.
Rep. Don Pimento Loaf
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2019 04:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Max Power at June 05, 2019 04:01 PM (q177U)
Posted by: mikeyG at June 05, 2019 04:01 PM (LL1Be)
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Like the UK this will happen in broad daylight on the streets to children within the next 5 years if it hasn't already
Posted by: Total Control Racist at June 05, 2019 04:02 PM (rMCQI)
Posted by: Glenn John at June 05, 2019 04:02 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Archer at June 05, 2019 04:02 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Max Power at June 05, 2019 04:02 PM (q177U)
Again, virgina is gone. Colorado is gone. California is gone. New
Mexico and Arizone are gone. Every big city is a permablue sanctuary
city and new york state is now going to prosecute anyone who works with
trump.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 03:57 PM (JziUy)
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2020 is a national race. 2018 saw an unusual number of GOP incumbents, many/most hard-core GOP-e types, retiring. Paul Ryan's two wasted years left a bitter taste in the mouth of a lot of voters, so it's now AOC's and Bernie's party now. The Dem Party is in a bitter civil war right now and the "moderate" Dems that took over previously GOP districts are caught in the cross-fire.
Posted by: mrp at June 05, 2019 04:03 PM (Pqytn)
I might just have to pray on that one.
Posted by: Max Power at June 05, 2019 04:01 PM (q177U)
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Dream troll scenario:
NPV gets to 270 in time for 2024 election.
Republicans win the popular vote, but lose the electoral vote.
SCOTUS sides with the NPV and Republican becomes president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 04:03 PM (9cans)
I'll post it somewhere permanent! Or at least until November 2020!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 05, 2019 04:03 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Archer at June 05, 2019 04:02 PM (gmo/4)
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When did we start talking about Republicans and the ACA?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 04:03 PM (9cans)
You want to see entertaining, go to Hood River OR. There are still
enough orchards in the area for workers to come in during the summer.
The rest are well to do out of towners that come to play. They meet in
the supermarkets and it's entertaining.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2019 03:53 PM (JKNZq)
Sounds like Lake Chelan, WA.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 03:55 PM (t6MX/)
Not the people in boats on the Lake. In July, it is indistinguishable from Bellevue.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 04:03 PM (sy5kK)
You have the right to be taxed even more.
You have the right to be surveilled at all times.
You have the right to have your personal data harvested and sold by Google.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2019 04:04 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ktgreat
French-fry sounds sanctimonious even in his Tweets.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 04:04 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2019 04:04 PM (5WfEd)
Democrats should start wearing ADPA hats and see if it catches on.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 05, 2019 03:57 PM (TAmPV)
........
Almost as good as Joe's Make America Moral Again hats.
MAMA!
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2019 04:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 04:05 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 05, 2019 04:05 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
I avoid Lake Chelan, Leavenworth, Mazama because of all the wine sippers
Posted by: Sock Monkey... jus Gimme Three Steps and I'm outta here at June 05, 2019 04:05 PM (cL/Y4)
Ssshhhhh! I'm actually a Trump operative! Te-hee! The next 18 months are gonna be a riot! 5th Column FTW!
Posted by: Little Lupe Occupied-Cervix at June 05, 2019 04:05 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2019 04:05 PM (5WfEd)
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2019 04:07 PM (kJwtO)
Again, virgina is gone. Colorado is gone. California is gone. New
Mexico and Arizone are gone. Every big city is a permablue sanctuary
city and new york state is now going to prosecute anyone who works with
trump.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 03:57 PM (JziUy)
ALL Motor Voter states. ALL corrupt voter rolls.
If any registered voter cannot show either a birth certificate or naturalization documentation, they are NOT LEGAL TO VOTE!!! That's the law.
MV laws guarantee corrupt voter rolls.
Fix these, and watch states turn red as cherries.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 04:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2019 04:07 PM (kJwtO)
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"It still is. Don't worry. We're going to run on the tax cuts."
-The RNC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 04:07 PM (9cans)
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2019 04:07 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 05, 2019 04:08 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Spamf Roming at June 05, 2019 04:08 PM (JtFtZ)
Huh. It appears Chicago's homicide clearance (not conviction) rate was around 15%. That's pretty terrible.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2019 04:08 PM (uZPhU)
Posted by: Shep! at June 05, 2019 04:08 PM (KLu+z)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2019 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)
229 219
You want to see entertaining, go to Hood River OR. There are still
enough orchards in the area for workers to come in during the summer.
The rest are well to do out of towners that come to play. They meet in
the supermarkets and it's entertaining.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2019 03:53 PM (JKNZq)
Sounds like Lake Chelan, WA.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 03:55 PM (t6MX/)
Not the people in boats on the Lake. In July, it is indistinguishable from Bellevue.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 04:03 PM (sy5kK)
You people have boat-thru supermarkets? Well la-tee-da.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 04:08 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2019 04:09 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2019 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)
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Again, you were complete, and I attempted pithy:
3 "Repeal and Replace our immigration laws! We passed a bill! Send $5 to help!"
-Democrats
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 03:17 PM (9cans)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 04:09 PM (9cans)
I keep meaning to check out Lake Chelan one of these summers.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 05, 2019 04:08 PM (FiUMj)
Is very nice.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 04:10 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2019 04:08 PM (Kpl3J)
____
This is the diff between Dem and GOP failure theater. Dems WANT this to pass but know it can't. Reps don't want their show bills to pass, and pretend to care.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 05, 2019 04:10 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2019 04:09 PM (AjVAj)
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Any farmer will tell you that harvesting takes more than just one day to complete.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 04:10 PM (9cans)
If any registered voter cannot show either a birth certificate or naturalization documentation, they are NOT LEGAL TO VOTE!!! That's the law.
MV laws guarantee corrupt voter rolls.
Fix these, and watch states turn red as cherries.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 04:07 PM (sy5kK)
Must vote in person. Must show REAL ID.
Posted by: Don Quixote at June 05, 2019 04:10 PM (NgKpN)
This should be right up your alley for a dandy fundraising letter, since that is what you do best.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 05, 2019 04:11 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: raimondo at June 05, 2019 04:11 PM (UJ8yZ)
Dems would have still netted seats, but it would have been a largely disappointing night for them.
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 04:11 PM (6RfEx)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2019 04:12 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2019 04:12 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 04:12 PM (sy5kK)
ok then. then in 2018 we got are asses kicked, losing the house and winning way fewer Senate seats than we should've.
The 2018 election was a blessing in disguise.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 05, 2019 04:12 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: John Cocktoastin at June 05, 2019 04:12 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 04:12 PM (sy5kK)
ok then. then in 2018 we got are asses kicked, losing the house and winning way fewer Senate seats than we should've.
The 2018 election was a blessing in disguise.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 05, 2019 04:12 PM (TAmPV)
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I would have preferred maintaining a majority in the House and getting to 56 seats in the Senate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 04:13 PM (9cans)
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2019 04:13 PM (v0R5T)
#JoeChina
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 04:12 PM (sy5kK)
Me Chinese, me play joke.
Me put grope hands on young folk.
Posted by: Gropin' Joe at June 05, 2019 04:13 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 04:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at June 05, 2019 04:13 PM (KpV4B)
Posted by: Simplemind at June 05, 2019 04:13 PM (I0mID)
Meanwhile, Trump is separating children from their parents, wrapping them in tin foil, and locking them in cages!
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2019 04:13 PM (v0R5T)
What's the tin foil for?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 04:14 PM (t6MX/)
Many movie thoughts, if so inclined. Seriously one a day for the last few months.
Link in nic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 04:14 PM (9cans)
ok then. then in 2018 we got are asses kicked, losing the house and winning way fewer Senate seats than we should've.
The 2018 election was a blessing in disguise.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 05, 2019 04:12 PM (TAmPV)
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I would have preferred maintaining a majority in the House and getting to 56 seats in the Senate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at June 05, 2019 04:13 PM (9cans)
You can thank us.
Posted by: California Vote Harvesters at June 05, 2019 04:15 PM (sy5kK)
I cant dismiss that Trump has a race on his hands in 2020.
I knew 2018 was going to go bad when I saw most of the special elections going to Democrats, even in Trump districts.
Still, Biden winning by double digits in NC is crazy or winning in TX, I can't buy that.
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 04:15 PM (6RfEx)
This guy is a careful politician and must see something in his district I sure as hell don't see.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Jake Fapper is an ass at June 05, 2019 03:30 PM
~~~~~
Smith is my Rep. He hasn't even lived in Jersey for years (lives in some tony town in VA.) Once every two years he sends out some mailers. I've never seen him, not even during Sandy aftermath when the place was crawling with politicians of all stripes.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 05, 2019 04:17 PM (NtglE)
I would have preferred maintaining a majority in the House and getting to 56 seats in the Senate.
What did a majority in the House accomplish?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 05, 2019 04:18 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: raimondo at June 05, 2019 04:18 PM (UJ8yZ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 04:14 PM (t6MX/)
........
it's cheaper than blankets.
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2019 04:18 PM (v0R5T)
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it's almost a spectacular ass whooping.
Since the GOP is incapable of protecting itself from vote harvesting, voter intimidation, violence by lefties, illegals voting, blue cities pumping their boxes with 100% votes...
what do you expect.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 04:18 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 05, 2019 04:18 PM (TAmPV)
Tax cuts and a show vote for McCain.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 04:18 PM (t6MX/)
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most of the time, even a cucked out treasonous McCain republican is better than whatever real treason the pelosis have in store for us.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 04:19 PM (JziUy)
-
Tim Hogan
@timjhogan
The fun thing about working for @HillaryClinton is that none of us were ever transferred to Rikers.
-
And then there's the vase and table lamp dodgeball.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2019 04:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2019 04:13 PM (v0R5T)
What's the tin foil for?
That's just dumb.Parchment paper won't blow up the microwave.
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 05, 2019 04:20 PM (88+cf)
most of the time, even a cucked out treasonous McCain republican is better than whatever real treason the pelosis have in store for us.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 04:19 PM (JziUy)
Better to be stabbed in the back by the turncoat in the rear?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 05, 2019 04:20 PM (TAmPV)
I would have preferred maintaining a majority in the House and getting to 56 seats in the Senate.
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most of the time, even a cucked out treasonous McCain republican is
better than whatever real treason the pelosis have in store for us.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 04:19 PM (JziUy)
What a choice, eh? Would you like your traitors covert or overt?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 04:21 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 05, 2019 04:21 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 05, 2019 04:22 PM (2LelM)
His crime was working for Trump, that's why pardons were given to Presidents in case of political prosecutions.
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 04:22 PM (6RfEx)
Posted by: nip at June 05, 2019 04:22 PM (DfGpI)
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how can we even tell anymore. Remember when we were all putting it all on the line for Mitt? And Ryan was the debating conservative master conservative?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 04:22 PM (JziUy)
Wikipedia says 'currently serving his 20th term...'
Oh, Lord, we should have a Constitutional amendment that you can run for a sixth term, but if you win, you'll be executed at the end of your term.
Posted by: JEM at June 05, 2019 04:22 PM (8erNz)
Bacon: Nebraska 2nd
Diaz-Balart: Florida 25th
Fitzpatrick: Pennsylvania 1st
Hurd: Texas 23rd
Newhouse: Washington 4th
Smith: New Jersey 4th
Upton: Michigan 6th
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 05, 2019 04:23 PM (wYseH)
Trump's approval ratings have been steadily climbing since we lost the House in 2018.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 05, 2019 04:23 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Raven at June 05, 2019 04:22 PM (6RfEx)
Hopefully he'll hold up until after 2020. He deserves time, but what transpired was political persecution and deserves pardon. After 2020, he will have repaid his debt, as far as I am concerned.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 04:24 PM (t6MX/)
His crime was working for Trump, that's why pardons were given to Presidents in case of political prosecutions.
-----------------------
New York has stated its goal is to prosecute everyone on trump's team.
State stuff can't be pardoned by the president.
A real GOP would pass a law that would protect people from this sort of retaliation.
But America is run by losers
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 04:24 PM (JziUy)
There should be no voter ID or registration, just walk in. Anything else is restriction of the franchise, the only universal right.
Well, that and the right to have sex with dead baby farm animals.
Attica!
Posted by: Rainmando at June 05, 2019 04:24 PM (UFLLM)
You're so worried about immigration, why didn't you do shit for the two years under Trump you owned the House?
Posted by: Hayden Sterling
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Check your premises.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2019 04:24 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 05, 2019 04:24 PM (so+oy)
Doubtful. And what about the next 5000. And the 5000 after that?
Why is this any better than simply escorting them to the border and tossing them across? This is insanity.
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2019 04:24 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2019 04:25 PM (t6MX/)
That's just dumb.Parchment paper won't blow up the microwave.
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 05, 2019 04:20 PM (88+cf)
.........
TRUMPP IS BLOWING UP CHILDRENN IN MICROWAVES!
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2019 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
ROFL: A 93 yr old Brit D-day veteran meets Trump and Melania. Shaking hands with Trump, the vet says, "She's nice isn't she? If it weren't for you and I were 20 years younger...."
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7108179
Trump replied, "Oh you could handle it, no question."
That old guy is from the generation where Brits weren't the pussies they are today. He was off the last generation of the country with an empire upon which the sun never set.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 05, 2019 04:25 PM (NMAzL)
@nypost
De Blasio says anti-Semitism is strictly a 'right-wing movement'
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Yeah, the Donks aren't involved in that at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2019 04:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 05, 2019 04:25 PM (k3N8X)
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2019 04:24 PM (MxEKc)
+++++++++
Because they're here, and will be released after 28 days because of the 9th circuit. That is a good play with a fairly quick payoff if you want to pack the place up with illegal aliens. Lots of upside for the Left.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2019 04:26 PM (I2dne)
Doubtful. And what about the next 5000. And the 5000 after that?
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one on hand, it's probably because of the spending bill that trump signed for no reason but is ok because it doesn't matter and trump couldn't veto it because reasons.
on theother hand, I heard trumpster's going to start enforcing a clinton era thing that if you sponsor an illegal, you actually have to pay for that squatter's benefits. so...that could help.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at June 05, 2019 04:27 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Rainmando's Other Brother at June 05, 2019 04:27 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2019 04:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rainmando's Other Brother at June 05, 2019 04:28 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 05, 2019 04:29 PM (k3N8X)
Was this another 2,000 page bill?
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2019 04:29 PM (dJ11I)
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2019 04:24 PM (MxEKc)
........
Hey! They're not ALL midgets.
Posted by: wth at June 05, 2019 04:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2019 04:30 PM (DJFLF)
Border patrol is shipping 5000 of the little dear unaccompanied minors to military bases here in Georgia for their care and feeding.
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Really and truly, what happens next? They go up for adoption?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 05, 2019 04:31 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 05, 2019 04:24 PM (so+oy)
Ask him how it feels to be a traitor to fellow American citizens and ignore laws.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2019 04:32 PM (sy5kK)
Better to be stabbed in the back by the turncoat in the rear?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 05, 2019 04:20 PM (TAmPV)
Nobody went to arms over Obamunism, so what difference would it have made?
Posted by: Hikaru at June 05, 2019 04:33 PM (sm6Pk)
https://tinyurl.com/y5usmw8c
Posted by: sOME mORON at June 05, 2019 04:38 PM (k3N8X)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-MQsrp0ztg
For some reason, Shaw has become my go-to for this time.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 05, 2019 04:42 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: PJ at June 05, 2019 05:03 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 05, 2019 05:06 PM (wGqjj)
But why so nice, is this some sort of trick by the press?
Posted by: PJ at June 05, 2019 05:16 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: runningrn at June 05, 2019 06:09 PM (UUnqW)
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