Mid-Morning Open Thread

The Fisherman And The Syren
Frederic Leighton

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Comments

1 John Milton contemplates the injustice of wanting to do good and not having the capacity. And wisdom teaches him that God desires not our service, but our wills. Sonnet 19 "When I consider how my light is spent" by John Milton

https://youtu.be/rSegk_5VxWo

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at June 10, 2019 09:33 AM (I6mei)

2 Wait a minute.

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2019 09:33 AM (ykq7q)

3 st

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 09:33 AM (hLRSq)

4 Nice tits

Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2019 09:33 AM (mpXpK)

5 Rats!

Is that a Ronco Pocket Fisherman in your tunic or are you just glad to see me?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 09:33 AM (hLRSq)

6 That tail of hers would put me off, honestly.

Posted by: The Lower Depths at June 10, 2019 09:33 AM (+b4rY)

7 Does she have fish breath?

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2019 09:34 AM (ykq7q)

8 With all the time spent luring men to their deaths I'm surprised the siren has the time to fix her hair in such an elaborate way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2019 09:35 AM (ahS0B)

9 I like her braids.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 10, 2019 09:35 AM (lwiT4)

10 She's gonna have a hard time washing those pearls out of her hair.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 09:35 AM (BDa5N)

11 Good morning, Horde.

Have a lovely Monday.
Smooches to all

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 10, 2019 09:36 AM (PkVlr)

12 Does she have fish breath?
Maybe. But he does, fer shure.

Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2019 09:36 AM (RuIsu)

13 The hardest part would be getting the scales out of your bunk.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 09:36 AM (BDa5N)

14 The ends of her hair should be blunt cut, I think. Looks like split ends.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 10, 2019 09:36 AM (lwiT4)

15 From "O Brother Where Art Thou"

"We thought, you was, a toaddddd."

Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 09:37 AM (vd8XM)

16 Doth God exact day labor light denied?x

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 10, 2019 09:38 AM (PkVlr)

17 Sea level's risin'.

Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2019 09:38 AM (RuIsu)

18 This is why you need a stringer.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 09:38 AM (BDa5N)

19 How come I never got the naked titty hug whiles fishing?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 09:38 AM (JFO2v)

20 The ends of her hair should be blunt cut, I think. Looks like split ends.
Posted by: grammie winger

She was all out of conditioner

Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 09:38 AM (vd8XM)

21 Damn, he's in a tight spot

Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 09:39 AM (nKwTQ)

22 How come I never got the naked titty hug whiles fishing?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 09:38 AM (JFO2v)

wrong bait

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2019 09:39 AM (ykq7q)

23 How come I never got the naked titty hug whiles fishing?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Come here, baby!!!

...Lena Dunham...

Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 09:39 AM (vd8XM)

24 Gingers, 'miright?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at June 10, 2019 09:39 AM (90cx5)

25 The Fisherman And The Syren

Yeah. The police siren.
Because she looks underage.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 09:40 AM (yX09K)

26 23 How come I never got the naked titty hug whiles fishing?
Posted by: rhennigantx

Come here, baby!!!

...Lena Dunham...
Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 09:39 AM (vd8XM)

This ride has a weight limit!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 09:40 AM (JFO2v)

27 If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on, sugar, let me know

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 09:40 AM (+y/Ru)

28 This ride has a weight limit!
Posted by: rhennigantx

HA!! Glad I wasn't drinking coffee!

Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 09:40 AM (vd8XM)

29 Needs more sodomy.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at June 10, 2019 09:41 AM (JcXHH)

30 What a way to go.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 09:41 AM (KtcMg)

31 How come I never got the naked titty hug whiles fishing?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 09:38 AM (JFO2v)

wrong bait
Posted by: BignJames

Should have been fishing with $100's instead of minnows.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 09:41 AM (yX09K)

32 Wow. A classic painting that got female anatomy right. I like it.

Posted by: Apostate at June 10, 2019 09:42 AM (z2FAZ)

33
#BelieveAllWymyns!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 09:42 AM (pNxlR)

34 Sea Monkey lower left.

Posted by: klaftern at June 10, 2019 09:42 AM (RuIsu)

35 When targeting fishermen, clam is the best bait.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 09:42 AM (BDa5N)

36 PornHub - The Early Days

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 09:42 AM (O8WFE)

37 Where do Sirens come from?

Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 09:42 AM (nKwTQ)

38 I don't know, I kind of like the Ariel clam shell bra look myself.

Posted by: Pep at June 10, 2019 09:43 AM (gbO/G)

39
What's for dinner, sweetie?

Fish tacos!

What, again!?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2019 09:43 AM (pNxlR)

40 >>This ride has a weight limit!

Slot Limit?

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 09:43 AM (BDa5N)

41 Maybe he's trying to remove a plastic straw from her blow hole.

Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 09:43 AM (vd8XM)

42 37
>By that I mean how are they created.

Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 09:43 AM (nKwTQ)

43 Wow. A classic painting that got female anatomy right. I like it.
Posted by: Apostate at June 10, 2019 09:42 AM (z2FAZ)

The upper half at least.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 09:43 AM (KtcMg)

44 Nice Pic

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 09:43 AM (FwN37)

45 Beto speaks to nearly empty church...I

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I guess it was the Hit and Run Church.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 09:43 AM (+y/Ru)

46 The sea monkey is the sniper.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 09:43 AM (O8WFE)

47 Guy looks passed out. Why's she bothering with the seduction when she could drag him straight in?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at June 10, 2019 09:44 AM (KYcJt)

48 I love this but I am a completely unreliable judge in this case. I'm just a sucker for mermaids.

I think we had a Leighton before and I was wishing it was one of his mermaids.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 09:44 AM (fuK7c)

49 I was just in Capri where the syrens were supposed to hold residence among the cliffs.

Gorgeous place that is totally overrun by annoying American tourists

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 10, 2019 09:44 AM (kI/3T)

50 Where do Sirens come from?
Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 09:42 AM (nKwTQ)

The woo woo monster

( you have to know the commercial)

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 09:44 AM (KtcMg)

51 I think a real fisherman would be wearing some lures on his brim ...

Posted by: Adriane the Rapture Critic ... at June 10, 2019 09:45 AM (LPnfS)

52 Guy looks passed out. Why's she bothering with the seduction when she could drag him straight in?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo

Could be the Number 6 Dance.

Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 09:45 AM (vd8XM)

53 Polish Milk Maids > Mermaids

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 09:45 AM (BDa5N)

54 I think it's a frighteningly beautiful painting.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 10, 2019 09:45 AM (PkVlr)

55 That tail is going to be problematical.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 10, 2019 09:45 AM (88+cf)

56 I think a real fisherman would be wearing some lures on his brim ...

Posted by: Adriane the Rapture Critic ... at June 10, 2019 09:45 AM (LPnfS)

...and some chest waders.

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2019 09:46 AM (ykq7q)

57 I'm just a sucker for mermaids.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 09:44 AM (fuK7c)

Have you seen me lately?

Posted by: Daryl Hannah at June 10, 2019 09:46 AM (wYseH)

58 That tail is going to be problematical.
Posted by: Roland THTG

At least she won't need a closet just for shoes

Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 09:46 AM (vd8XM)

59 >At least she won't need a closet just for shoes

Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 09:46 AM (vd8XM)

ROFL

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 10, 2019 09:47 AM (sjdRT)

60 >>That tail is going to be problematical.

Should be fine.

Just remember to vent her before you throw her back in.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 09:47 AM (BDa5N)

61 Frederic Leighton's Flaming June would have been a good one to post . It was 100 degrees in Houston yesterday.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 09:47 AM (KtcMg)

62 My father was the keeper of the Edington Light,
And he slept with a mermaid one fine night,
And from their union came 3,
A porpoise, a porgy, and me ...

Oh for the life on the rolling sea,
the rolling, rolling sea ...

Posted by: Adriane the Rapture Critic ... at June 10, 2019 09:47 AM (LPnfS)

63 Tee hee boob!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 09:48 AM (2eJ5o)

64 31 How come I never got the naked titty hug whiles fishing?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 09:38 AM (JFO2v)

wrong bait
Posted by: BignJames
---------

Bad pole.

Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2019 09:49 AM (G0vdT)

65 And now medical magic mushrooms:

Are magic mushrooms the answer to depression?

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Next: Is methamphetamine the answer to obesity?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)

66 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation

Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)

67 37 Where do Sirens come from?

Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 09:42 AM (nKwTQ)

Y'know how Dolphins will hump anything that moves? Probably related.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (J+mig)

68 Posted by: Adriane the Rapture Critic ... at June 10, 2019 09:47 AM (LPnfS)

My father was the keeper of the Eddystone light
He married a mermaid one fine night
From this union there came three
A porpoise and a porgy and the other one me!

Yo ho ho, the wind blows free
Oh, for the life on the rolling sea!

Posted by: Daryl Hannah at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (wYseH)

69 Okay, she has a tail and all but I've made worse choices back in the day.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (xhZSJ)

70 Kaitlin Bennett shows us her "guns". First picture in the gallery.

https://tinyurl.com/y43kux3d

You don't have to like InfoWars to like bewbs.

probably SFW, it's a bikini shot.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (O8WFE)

71 Frederic Leighton appreciates the female figure. The lithe shape and milky skin (as far down as it goes before the scales start) remind me of Fratzetta. The relatively darker shades of the background and even the fisherman's skin all form a frame for the syren. Even the detail in the rocks and her hair emphasize her body but also stress the peril of the fisherman, now oblivious to the rising water. Very effective. This must be interesting to see in person.

Posted by: JTB at June 10, 2019 09:51 AM (bmdz3)

72 From "O Brother Where Art Thou"

"We thought, you was, a toaddddd."

Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 09:37 AM (vd8XM)

Them syrens loved you up.

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

73 I've made worse choices back in the day.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (xhZSJ)

Jowls and hoofs?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 10, 2019 09:51 AM (wYseH)

74 66 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation
Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)

I'd think having millions fewer customers would be bad for business, but I'm just a guy with a business degree, so what do I know?

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 10, 2019 09:51 AM (J+mig)

75 nice legs on the guy

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 09:51 AM (BEjc7)

76 I wonder which Cardinal posed as the fisherman?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 10, 2019 09:51 AM (m79Dg)

77 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation
Posted by: HA

>Idiots. I don't have s business degree and I know that it is good business. Simply because it means more people will buy my stuff in the future.

Posted by: Delaforce at June 10, 2019 09:52 AM (nKwTQ)

78 The Popeye cartoons I watched were never like this.

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 09:52 AM (gmo/4)

79 What does a red yarmulke signify?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 09:52 AM (O8WFE)

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 09:52 AM (GlBgT)

81 I've made worse choices back in the day.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (xhZSJ)

Jowls and hoofs?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

And a prehensile tail

Posted by: Bruce at June 10, 2019 09:53 AM (vd8XM)

82 5 years worth of shootings mapped.
http://tinyurl.com/y68yt6ym

Its an interactive map, you can zoom in to your neighborhood and check it out

I would guess >90% are in urban areas.

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 09:54 AM (sZaoP)

83 Is that a Ronco Pocket Fisherman in your tunic or are you just glad to see me?

He either has micropenis or is gay - no visible reaction to naked titty hugs.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 10, 2019 09:54 AM (lD3vL)

84 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation

"The Chamber of Commerce case for killing people"

Posted by: grammie winger at June 10, 2019 09:54 AM (lwiT4)

85 Soon after that, she S W A M O F T

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 09:54 AM (Zct75)

86 Brian Cates Retweeted
AKA_RealDirty's avatar
The "Dirty" Truth @AKA_RealDirty
9h
Carter Page confirms he's given testimony for a grand jury.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 10, 2019 09:55 AM (BqBId)

87 What does a red yarmulke signify?

You're a RC cardinal...

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 09:55 AM (sZaoP)

88 Tentacle Pron. Love this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 09:55 AM (2LelM)

89 79 What does a red yarmulke signify?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 09:52 AM (O8WFE)

He's a cardinal in the Roman Catholic Church?

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 09:55 AM (NWiLs)

90 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation

SHORTER: We're Cowards.

(Longer: Hey, what if my mistress gets knocked up?)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 09:55 AM (oVJmc)

91 SAILOR: What's up with the leg?
SIREN: Just concentrate on the tits, sailor boy.
SAILOR: Tiiiiiits...
SIREN: [Wrapping tentacle around sailor's legs] This might hurt a little...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 09:56 AM (RD7QR)

92 It looks like a UFO in the sky. Leonardo painted a UFO into one of his works.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 09:56 AM (BEjc7)

93 Well abortion does keep millions of women who've bought the feminist lie in the workforce at jobs that are unlikely to ever make them as happy as having a family, so there's that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 09:56 AM (5aX2M)

94
Were his naked ears tortured by her sweetly singing?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2019 09:56 AM (OLCnA)

95 I could fap to this.

Posted by: Male Feminist Ally at June 10, 2019 09:56 AM (IYcBz)

96 PDT, just now:

We have fully signed and documented another very important part of the Immigration and Security deal with Mexico, one that the U.S. has been asking about getting for many years. It will be revealed in the not too distant future and will need a vote by Mexico's Legislative body! We do not anticipate a problem with the vote but, if for any reason the approval is not forthcoming, Tariffs will be reinstated!

Sooo...there's more to come...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 09:56 AM (O8WFE)

97 I remember seeing a show waaay back....guy caught a mermaid and attempted to make her fully human, but something failed and her upper half became a fish and her lower half human......maybe a "Night Gallery"?

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2019 09:56 AM (ykq7q)

98 66 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation
Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)

I wonder how many of these businesses have the "Get Woke" ad campaign going?

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at June 10, 2019 09:57 AM (4HMW8)

99 Drive like lightning, crash like thunder!

Motorcyclist dies in crash after lightning strikes him in head...

https://bit.ly/2WYaYvC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)

100 Where is that fish smell coming from?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 10, 2019 09:57 AM (OTp/d)

101 How did she keep her hair dry?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 09:57 AM (2LelM)

102 "SIREN: [Wrapping tentacle around sailor's legs] This might hurt a little..."

(30 seconds later)

oh that ain't RIGHT!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 10, 2019 09:57 AM (IYcBz)

103 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation

At least one of those executives operates a Lamborghini Dealership, right?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at June 10, 2019 09:58 AM (lD3vL)

104 I wonder how many of these businesses have the "Get Woke" ad campaign going?
..

The CEO of Twitter signed it.

Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 09:59 AM (MAstk)

105 Okay, she has a tail and all but I've made worse choices back in the day.
Posted by: Tonypete

Grandmas?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 09:59 AM (yX09K)

106 Mermaids love them some easy protein.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 09:59 AM (2LelM)

107 82 5 years worth of shootings mapped.
http://tinyurl.com/y68yt6ym

Its an interactive map, you can zoom in to your neighborhood and check it out

I would guess >90% are in urban areas.

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 09:54 AM (sZaoP)

____

My city is about 30K people in a state where anyone can get a gun with pretty much no restrictions (other than federal). It's also a very, shall we say non-diverse place.

How many fatal shootings in the past 5 years? A grand total of 3.

Weird how that works, huh?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 09:59 AM (2eJ5o)

108 http://bit.ly/2ZmZyPz
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DOJ set to reveal new documents on origins of Russia probe | Fox News Video

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 10, 2019 09:59 AM (BqBId)

109 eww, I don't like this pic.

Posted by: a cardinal at June 10, 2019 09:59 AM (IYcBz)

110 Guy has him some nice silky basketball shorts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2019 09:59 AM (q1Pj5)

111 Side boob.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 10, 2019 09:59 AM (OTp/d)

112 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation
Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)

Are they all life long Republicans like Comey and Mewler?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2019 09:59 AM (OLCnA)

113 Where is that fish smell coming from?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

The bearded clam bait.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 10:00 AM (yX09K)

114 I saw a mermaid once while fishing, or close enough.

I was on a business trip is a strange distant land and I asked everyone about fishing but no one knew anything, so I looked at a map and made a guess and took a cab out to a place at dawn of my last day there.

I caught a fish. Yay! And then as the sun came up a topless girl swam a couple of laps in the cove and came up to my rock. I asked if she knew what I'd caught and she didn't, but still a mermaid swam up to me.

(It was an Australian salmon, which isn't a salmon of any kind).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 10:00 AM (fuK7c)

115 Abortion is bad for children and other living things.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)

116 "either has micropenis or is gay - no visible reaction to naked titty hugs. "

could be he's playing alpha. could just be that he is a sailor.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 10:01 AM (IYcBz)

117 eww, I don't like this pic.

Posted by: a cardinal at June 10, 2019 09:59 AM (IYcBz)

Why? Is she a Cubs fan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2019 10:01 AM (OLCnA)

118 Abortion ban is bad for business if you sell abortions, otherwise I can't imagine how this might be. Many women will stay in the labor force, so it will just reorganize their budgets

Posted by: CN at June 10, 2019 10:01 AM (U7k5w)

119 I smell fish taco.

Posted by: Jim H at June 10, 2019 10:01 AM (akHM/)

120 Holy shit! Maybe Joe Biden is a Syren!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 10, 2019 10:01 AM (OTp/d)

121 Inspiration for the plot in Splash except the part where Dayrl Hanna shoots laser beams out of her eyes and melts Tom Hanks' peepee.

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 10:01 AM (gmo/4)

122 116 "either has micropenis or is gay - no visible reaction to naked titty hugs. "

could be he's playing alpha. could just be that he is a sailor.
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He has it tucked. He was hoping for a Merman.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 10:02 AM (2LelM)

123 Mermaids have cloaca

Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2019 10:02 AM (AjVAj)

124 now THIS is ART!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 10:03 AM (Kpl3J)

125 pitchin' a tent

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 10, 2019 10:03 AM (RKQ/v)

126 >>Mermaids have cloaca

You are thinking of Klingons.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 10:03 AM (BDa5N)

127 82 5 years worth of shootings mapped.
http://tinyurl.com/y68yt6ym

Very cool!

The filters are useful...when I click "officer involved" it shows that most of the ones in my town (not that we have a lot) are police shootings.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 10:03 AM (O8WFE)

128 Say, baby, could you get me Aquaman's autograph?

Posted by: Fisherdude at June 10, 2019 10:03 AM (q1Pj5)

129 He was hoping for a Merman

Moisture is the essence of wetness. And wetness is the essence of beauty.

Posted by: Derek Zoolander at June 10, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

130 What part of her do you hold up to your ear to hear the ocean?

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 10:04 AM (gmo/4)

131 Got Milt?

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 10:04 AM (BDa5N)

132

Pravda had nothing on the MFM. Bloomberg "news" is saying that Trump walked back his tariff threat but I don't see them mentioning why. I guess the Mexicans got him to concede

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2019 10:04 AM (OLCnA)

133 If all the businesses are lining up on the left, that means we're now the party of the workers.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 10, 2019 10:04 AM (J+mig)

134 Wake up call after a rough night.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at June 10, 2019 10:05 AM (6bOIV)

135 Is she the moistened tart lobbing scimitars they speak of?

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 10:05 AM (gmo/4)

136
Abortion ban is bad for business if you sell abortions, otherwise I can't imagine how this might be. Many women will stay in the labor force, so it will just reorganize their budgets

Posted by: CN at June 10, 2019 10:01 AM (U7k5w)

They all probably get money from the film industry, which is subsidized by State and Fed gov't through tax incentives. And the few jobs created are temporary anyway.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 10:05 AM (veoSD)

137 @96. But Media is in a lather calling Trumps Mexico gambit a fraud and a failure. He can't be seen to have gotten a great deal out of Mexico.

Watch what happens when he gets it in writing with Mexican congressional approval

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 10, 2019 10:06 AM (jhDGN)

138 The Masterpiece cake guy is getting sued again.
Third time
http://tinyurl.com/y29523rp

The Left never gives up....

They will not rest until he is destroyed

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 10:07 AM (sZaoP)

139 Given what sirens usually do to fishermen, I don't see this relationship ending well: no "let's just be friends" for this pair.

Posted by: Brown Line at June 10, 2019 10:07 AM (S6ArX)

140 It's more than a little ironic that the bourgeoisie (academics, media, etc.) are embracing socialism and the workers of America are uniting - against them.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 10, 2019 10:07 AM (J+mig)

141 122 116 "either has micropenis or is gay - no visible reaction to naked titty hugs. "

could be he's playing alpha. could just be that he is a sailor. "

"He is a eunuch... and he is a eunuch. He is dead.... and - The Jig is UP!!!" (Mel Brooks)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 10:08 AM (Kpl3J)

142 He's ready for some beach blanket bingo.

Posted by: Fisherdude at June 10, 2019 10:08 AM (q1Pj5)

143 Got Milt?

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 10:04 AM (BDa5N)

Milt be coming for you. This being Milt. - "Dot" Indian Pimp

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

144 >>The Masterpiece cake guy is getting sued again.

I blame the Judiciary for not throwing these cases out.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 10:08 AM (BDa5N)

145 On CNBC: We sure hope Trump doesn't get emboldened from this Mexico win. Because gosh, he may learn that being tough with other countries may lead to him being tough with more countries. And that may lead to other countries doing things to help Americans and hurt globalists.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 10:08 AM (2eJ5o)

146 "either has micropenis or is gay - no visible reaction to naked titty hugs. "

could be he's playing alpha. could just be that he is a sailor. "

"He is a eunuch... and he is a eunuch. He is dead.... and - The Jig is UP!!!" (Mel Brooks)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 10:08 AM (Kpl3J)

. . . and GONE!

Posted by: Josephus at June 10, 2019 10:09 AM (q1Pj5)

147
Is this painting pre- or post-shipwreck?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 10:09 AM (BWL+E)

148 137 Or watch the Mexicans reverse course because Trump is being sabotaged by his "own" countrymen and party....

Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2019 10:09 AM (AjVAj)

149 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang! I read that as siren and was looking for the fire.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 10:10 AM (axyOa)

150 Artist did a great job using the female form to depict seduction and sensuality. I guess he was hetero.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 10:10 AM (BEjc7)

151 The Masterpiece cake guy is getting sued again.
Third time
http://tinyurl.com/y29523rp

The Left never gives up....

They will not rest until he is destroyed

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 10:07 AM (sZaoP)

Meanwhile in the GOP Establishment Chambers: "Gee, pursuing anything in the courts might not work so let's just wait and see what happens!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 10:10 AM (AZxMX)

152 If all the businesses are lining up on the left, that means we're now the party of the workers.

I'd like to see more Republicans realize that and take advantage.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 10, 2019 10:10 AM (ZGrMX)

153 Mornin' Horde. It's been brought to my attention that last Tuesday was the thirtieth anniversary of the Polish legislative elections where Solidarity won a shocking landslide victory over the Communist legislative coalition. In a sense June 4, 1989 can be said to mark the beginning of the end for the Soviet Empire; little more than five months later, the Berlin Wall would fall; Ceaucescu would be executed that Christmas; and the Soviet Union itself would cease to exist two years after that.

So on this day thirty years ago, the clock was ticking for the Soviet empire, though sadly Communism and Socialism survived to destroy another day.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 10, 2019 10:11 AM (AM1GF)

154 So, hardwood or scales?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2019 10:11 AM (q1Pj5)

155 I'll tell you what's bad for business: slavery bans!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 10:11 AM (+y/Ru)

156 He has it tucked. He was hoping for a Merman.
Posted by: Puddin Head

Ethel?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 10:11 AM (yX09K)

157
Ethel?

Posted by: rickb223

Short review of an Ethel Merman show:

"The show's infirm,
But it's got the Merm."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 10:12 AM (BWL+E)

158 but something failed and her upper half became a fish and her lower half human......
>>
Bug or feature?

Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 10:13 AM (6bOIV)

159 On hold with the IRS since 8:45.
These people are top notch.
Hell, I cant visit HomeDepot online w/o being asked if I want to speak to a rep in about 30 seconds.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at June 10, 2019 10:14 AM (DB16e)

160 Sooo...there's more to come...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 10, 2019 09:56 AM (O8WFE)

He seems to be as persistent as Ulysses Grant.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 10:14 AM (hLRSq)

161 159 On hold with the IRS since 8:45.
These people are top notch.
Hell, I cant visit HomeDepot online w/o being asked if I want to speak to a rep in about 30 seconds.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at June 10, 2019 10:14 AM (DB16e)

____

Yeah, when you need to call the IRS, assume at least an hour wait. Just put it on speaker, and go about your business.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 10:14 AM (2eJ5o)

162
The Left never gives up....

They will not rest until he is destroyed
Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 10:07 AM (sZaoP)

Or until the left is destroyed

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2019 10:15 AM (OLCnA)

163 153 Mornin' Horde. It's been brought to my attention that last Tuesday was the thirtieth anniversary of the Polish legislative elections where Solidarity won a shocking landslide victory over the Communist legislative coalition. In a sense June 4, 1989 can be said to mark the beginning of the end for the Soviet Empire; little more than five months later, the Berlin Wall would fall; Ceaucescu would be executed that Christmas; and the Soviet Union itself would cease to exist two years after that.

So on this day thirty years ago, the clock was ticking for the Soviet empire, though sadly Communism and Socialism survived to destroy another day.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 10, 2019 10:11 AM (AM1GF)

___

Nah Bruh. Chernobyl was what did it.
- HBO

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 10:16 AM (2eJ5o)

164 but something failed and her upper half became a fish and her lower half human......
>>
Bug or feature?

Posted by: FrodoB at June 10, 2019 10:13 AM (6bOIV)

How about a threesome?

Posted by: Mr. Limpet at June 10, 2019 10:16 AM (q1Pj5)

165 Has Hawaiian judge told the Mexican government they can't cooperate with Orangemanbad?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 10, 2019 10:16 AM (JgA4k)

166 Or until the left is destroyed
..

There's only one way to do that. It won't happen politically.

Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 10:16 AM (MAstk)

167 Nah Bruh. Chernobyl was what did it.
- HBO

Dude, didn't the Germans, like, build the wall themselves?

- Way too many people in 2019

Posted by: Brother Cavil at June 10, 2019 10:18 AM (AM1GF)

168 There's only one way to do that. It won't happen politically.
Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 10:16 AM (MAstk)

Paging Augusto Pinochet, paging Augusto Pinochet

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 10, 2019 10:18 AM (OLCnA)

169 Gimme that old time religion!

Brianna Wu
@BriannaWu
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
Pssst! Reasonable people of faith can agree or disagree on abortion. Pass it along.

The thrust of the Bible is about social justice, and I think you should read it.

-
The Bee had a great article on this:

New WikiBible Lets Anyone Edit The Scriptures
June 7th, 2019

https://bit.ly/2KKhxLP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)

170 Chickens with white earlobes typically lay white eggs, and chickens with brown or red earlobes typically lay brown ones.

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:19 AM (QkjLD)

171 I can't paint feet, so I'll do a fisherman with his feet in the water and a syren with a tail. Frederic Leighton

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 10:19 AM (gmo/4)

172 Think Progress is in some financial trouble

http://tinyurl.com/yy6u8knh

I'm sure some rich guy will bail them out...

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 10:19 AM (sZaoP)

173 159 On hold with the IRS since 8:45.
These people are top notch.
Hell, I cant visit HomeDepot online w/o being asked if I want to speak to a rep in about 30 seconds.
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at June 10, 2019 10:14 AM (DB16e)

Ah, you seem to be assuming that they exist to serve you, whereas the opposite is true. Can I interest you in a brochure about the wonders of Bureaucratic Decimation? Comes with a free wood staff!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 10:19 AM (RD7QR)

174 Interesting crime map. In my region, just about all of the shootings for the last 5 years have been black on black, except for the retired dentist who got sick of his wife nagging him about laying on the couch and drinking all the time since he retired, so he shot her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 10:19 AM (Kpl3J)

175 Pssst! Reasonable people of faith can agree or disagree on abortion.

Sure thing, murderer.

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:20 AM (QkjLD)

176 SCOTUS releasing opinions this morning

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 10:21 AM (sZaoP)

177 The thrust of the Bible is about social justice. The same people that read the Bible and find that are the same ones that read the Constitution and find a right to abortion.

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 10:21 AM (gmo/4)

178 New WikiBible Lets Anyone Edit The Scriptures
June 7th, 2019

From the Gospel of Rick -
Moar Smiting, Less Cheek Turning

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 10:21 AM (yX09K)

179 Chickens with white earlobes typically lay white eggs, and chickens with brown or red earlobes typically lay brown ones.

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:19 AM (QkjLD)

#WhiteEarlobePrivilege < #CoC (#ChickensOfColor)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 10:21 AM (AZxMX)

180 Sure why not edit Scripture? Pope Commie already changed the Our Father supposedly only for the Italians.

Posted by: kallisto at June 10, 2019 10:22 AM (BEjc7)

181 Wow. For a second there I thought I was on DeviantArt. Good stuff!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:22 AM (ClOmq)

182 The Masterpiece cake guy is getting sued again.
Third time
http://tinyurl.com/y29523rp

The Left never gives up....

They will not rest until he is destroyed

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 10:07 AM (sZaoP)

I know the instinct for most people on the Right is "live and let live" but the Left will not let that happen. It's us or them.

Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 10:22 AM (7HtZB)

183 176 SCOTUS releasing opinions this morning

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 10:21 AM (sZaoP)

____

BREAKING: SCOTUS has adopted a 100% "fuck all y'all it's a tax" position for all cases.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at June 10, 2019 10:23 AM (2eJ5o)

184 Former NFL Colts and Rams cornerback Eric Patterson was shot and killed Saturday morning in Tampa

Is the NFL a gang ?

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:23 AM (QkjLD)

185 Think Progress is in some financial trouble

http://tinyurl.com/yy6u8knh

-
This cannot be! They're all economic geniuses!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 10:23 AM (+y/Ru)

186 Geto Boys Rapper Bushwick Bill Dies at 52

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:24 AM (QkjLD)

187 38
I don't know, I kind of like the Ariel clam shell bra look myself.

Posted by: Pep at June 10, 2019
*
*
. . .
Ariel: D-Shells.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:24 AM (ClOmq)

188 Barnes and Noble got bought by a hedge fund . I am sure they respect the business and have no intention of selling the real estate for a quick TOO.

as Ray Bradbury said, there is more than one way to burn a book.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 10:24 AM (IYcBz)

189 *ROI.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 10:24 AM (IYcBz)

190 Those businesses are mostly in the Woke industries. Fashion, Beauty products, Hollywood connected, Tech, etc.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 10:24 AM (KtcMg)

191 Mary Duggar, Grandmother on 'Counting On,' Dies at 73

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:24 AM (QkjLD)

192 Geto Boys Rapper Bushwick Bill Dies at 52
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:24 AM (QkjLD)

He was the midget right?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 10:25 AM (KtcMg)

193 Is the NFL a gang ?
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:23 AM (QkjLD

------------------

Pope - hat
Bear - woods

Some assembly.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 10:25 AM (qC1Sy)

194 The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday declined to wade into the contentious question of to what extent detainees held by the U.S. military at the American naval base at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba can seek their release, turning away an appeal by a Yemeni-born man held since 2001.

The court turned away an appeal by Yemeni detainee Moath Hamza Ahmed al Alwi, who was captured in Pakistan in December 2001 and detained without charge ever since. The U.S. government has said al Alwi was involved in fighting against U.S. and allied forces in Afghanistan and was closely linked with the Islamic militant group al Qaeda.

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:26 AM (QkjLD)

195 187 38
I don't know, I kind of like the Ariel clam shell bra look myself.

Posted by: Pep at June 10, 2019
*
*
. . .
Ariel: D-Shells.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:24 AM (ClOmq)

A girl I knew back in college wore that to a Halloween party one year...

BRB

Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 10:26 AM (7HtZB)

196 Or until the left is destroyed
------------------
Obama destroyed the Left. Trump is the punching bag of leftist denial and projection. They are emotionally retarded adults.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 10:26 AM (2LelM)

197 Ray Bradbury said, there is more than one way to burn a book.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 10:24 AM (IYcBz)

Face it, time spent reading a book is time away from the lure of easy same day delivery of crap you don't really need from Amazon!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 10:26 AM (AZxMX)

198 176 SCOTUS releasing opinions this morning
...

We're about to do some butt stuff to you.

Posted by: RBG at June 10, 2019 10:26 AM (MAstk)

199 55
That tail is going to be problematical.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 10, 2019
*
*
. . .
I remember a Playboy cartoon back in the '80s. A beautiful mermaid is saying to her human lover, "But will you be satisfied with just oral?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:26 AM (ClOmq)

200 Ariel: D-Shells.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:24 AM (ClOmq)

--------------

She sells D-Shells by the sea shore?

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at June 10, 2019 10:26 AM (qC1Sy)

201 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation "

Saw that and laughed. "We employ 100,000"

woah... big time!

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 10, 2019 10:27 AM (6qErC)

202 Splash is one of the things that makes Ron Howard awesome.

Disney wanted to make his movie, but didn't want tits in a Disney movie. Howard insisted that you couldn't make his mermaid movie without tits.

Disney founded a subsidiary, Miramax, just so that Ron Howard could show mermaid tits. And Darryl Hannah was perfect, as we already knew from Summer Lovers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 10:27 AM (fuK7c)

203 Former Boston Red Sox Player Shot in Dominican Republic

There is nothing worse than being shot in your Dominican Republic

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:27 AM (QkjLD)

204 aww man, that sucks about Bushwick Bill. that Die Muthafucka Die rap was a great soundtrack to Office Space.

often confused with the Damn It Feels Good To Be A Clinton song. although one of the Rodham bros just snuffed it, too, last weekend.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 10:28 AM (IYcBz)

205 190 Those businesses are mostly in the Woke industries. Fashion, Beauty products, Hollywood connected, Tech, etc.
...

Yup.

Businesses located in SF, Seattle and NYC, submitting a letter to the NYT.

Telling GA, AL and other states what to do.

GET FUCKED.

Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 10:28 AM (MAstk)

206 The Supreme Court will hear case that could make it more difficult to bring a race discrimination challenge.

"The specific issue in this case is exactly what plaintiffs have to show to make out a race-discrimination claim under one of the more significant federal civil rights statutes," said Steve Vladeck, CNN Supreme Court analyst and professor at the University of Texas School of Law.

"The question is whether it is enough, as the lower court held here, for a plaintiff to show that race was a significant factor in the defendant's allegedly discriminatory conduct, or whether, as the challengers are arguing, race must be the sole reason why the challenged conduct was undertaken," Vladeck added. "How the justices answer that question could have enormous ramifications for similar race discrimination claims going forward."

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:28 AM (QkjLD)

207 I could set the building on fire.

Posted by: Milton at June 10, 2019 10:28 AM (RtI0W)

208 Disney founded a subsidiary, Miramax"

Thought that was "touchstone"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 10, 2019 10:29 AM (6qErC)

209 although one of the Rodham bros just snuffed it, too, last weekend.
----------------
Was this the one with the Haitian Gold Mine?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 10:29 AM (2LelM)

210 Think Progress is in some financial trouble

“Like most media organizations, ThinkProgress has relied on advertising revenue as a major source of funding, increasingly subject to the behavior of social-media platforms and their decisions on news distribution. As with many other digital media organizations, 2017 and 2018 were particularly challenging years in this regard, as ThinkProgress experienced a 40 percent drop in ad revenue over just one year, creating an inevitable budgetary strain.”

Cue Bobby Vinton with "Blue on Blue"

Posted by: Miklos, top o' the mornin' at June 10, 2019 10:29 AM (QzkSJ)

211 The shooting map doesn't open for me.

Shoots computer.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 10:29 AM (axyOa)

212 185 Think Progress is in some financial trouble
http://tinyurl.com/yy6u8knh
-
This cannot be! They're all economic geniuses!

This is hilarious, and expected, and it's amazing that someone could write such a long detailed article about their problems without once touching what they really are, and why they're failing now. (which are both very simple and obvious)

ThinkProgress is owned and operated by CAP (the misnamed Center for American Progress) which was created by John Podesta to function as an extension of Hillary, Inc. If she had won, this was going to be her private propaganda outlet, and it was all staffed by Hillary loyalists, selected by John Podesta. Also, it was *never* intended to have any revenue, it was paid for by either the Clinton Foundation or donors who wanted to earn favors from the Clinton's.

So surprise, surprise, surprise, the donor's have dried up and Hillary and Chelsea have apparently become bored with funding it. Well that's game, set, and match - they NEVER had any plans for revenue generation other than that.

So, that writer goes through that entire article with "oh it's so sad they failing, who knows why?" and never once stated the obvious, that this was always a Clinton, Inc., vehicle that the Clinton's no longer find useful.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 10:30 AM (Kpl3J)

213 Chelsea Clinton claims that as a "religious person" she thinks that it is "unChristian" to oppose murdering helpless, innocent babies.

http://tinyurl.com/y573djqx

This from the woman that claimed she rejected Christianity in her tween years. Which religion, exactly, is she referring to?

Could it be... SATAN?
/Churchlady

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:31 AM (39g3+)

214 Was this the one with the Haitian Gold Mine?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 10:29 AM (2LelM)

Technically, I think that is now officially "old news"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 10, 2019 10:31 AM (AZxMX)

215 211 The shooting map doesn't open for me.

Shoots computer.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2019 10:29 AM (axyOa)

It doesn't work in IE, apparently. It opened up in Chrome.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)

216
101
How did she keep her hair dry?

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019
*
*
. . .
When Once Upon a Time had Joanna Garcia guest as Ariel the mermaid, they had her hair wet. That's the trouble with live-action actresses, I guess. (Everything else about Joanna was perfect as Ariel, I thought.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:32 AM (ClOmq)

217 Former Boston Red Sox Player Shot in Dominican Republic

Ortiz is a national hero there, I'm surprised the robbers who shot him aren't dangling from a tree yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:32 AM (39g3+)

218 I wonder what data they use for a map. My neighborhood is peaceful, and it shows 1 shooting in my area in the last five years. But last year, we had an anomaly - five people shot in two incidents days apart, about a quarter mile away. Something drug related I think.

So obviously that bit of unpleasantness didn't make it into the map.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 10:32 AM (yoBml)

219 97 I remember seeing a show waaay back....guy caught a mermaid and attempted to make her fully human, but something failed and her upper half became a fish and her lower half human......maybe a "Night Gallery"?
Posted by: BignJames

I think it was this Korean comedy.
https://youtu.be/nSgtN7Z6NjI

Posted by: Downcast at June 10, 2019 10:32 AM (WcwWJ)

220 Not art.

Again.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Hm. at June 10, 2019 10:33 AM (CPk08)

221 "Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation
Posted by: HA "

">Idiots. I don't have s business degree and I know that it is good business. Simply because it means more people will buy my stuff in the future."

The execs are representatives of the sterile gauze industry, the stainless steel table manufacturers, and psychological counseling industry.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at June 10, 2019 10:33 AM (uK3b3)

222 Chicken egg color is determined by the breed of the hen laying them.

Posted by: Vic at June 10, 2019 10:33 AM (mpXpK)

223 Chelsea's religion is lying.

Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 10:33 AM (MAstk)

224
So, that writer goes through that entire article with "oh it's so sad they failing, who knows why?" and never once stated the obvious, that this was always a Clinton, Inc., vehicle that the Clinton's no longer find useful.

Posted by: Tom Servo

"They were careless people, Tom and Daisy [or Bill and Hillary] - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made."

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 10:33 AM (BWL+E)

225 She's species-fluid and he don't mind.
He'll take whatever he can find.
You see, he'll fish and cut bait
So he don't have to masturbate.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 10, 2019 10:33 AM (gYKMg)

226 Gay fisherman.

No tent.

Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 10:33 AM (FQnvy)

227 Hillary Clinton: "Obstruction of Justice Occurred"

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You bet it did, Godmother!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)

228 Chelsea can't worship Satan, he's her mother's biggest competitor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 10:34 AM (RtI0W)

229 I think I will start fishing.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at June 10, 2019 10:34 AM (uK3b3)

230 Ortiz is a national hero there, I'm surprised the robbers who shot him aren't dangling from a tree yet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:32 AM (39g3+)

It was one guy...and it doesn't appear that he was robbing Ortiz.

A crowd chased him and beat the crap outta him.

Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 10:34 AM (cF8AT)

231 I gotta say, the guy doesn't have much of a hard on.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Hm. at June 10, 2019 10:34 AM (CPk08)

232 I love this but I am a completely unreliable judge in this case. I'm just a sucker for mermaids.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 09:44 AM (fuK7c)
---
So you'd flounder?

(Flound her? I barely knew her.)

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 10:34 AM (DuZls)

233 Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin made clear that freeing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac from U.S. control won't happen without a major overhaul of the nation's housing finance system, potentially dashing investors' hopes that they might soon make a windfall from their stakes in the mortgage giants.

"What we're not going to do is business as usual with no changes, just re-capitalize them and float them," said Mnuchin, referring to a possible public offering of Fannie and Freddie shares. "There needs to be housing reform as part of this."

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:34 AM (QkjLD)

234 The real tragedy here is that his creel has tipped over and the eel is falling out. I think that red fish, maybe a wrasse, has already fallen out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 10:34 AM (fuK7c)

235 We're going to need you to move your desk down to the basement. - Bill Lumbergh

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2019 10:34 AM (gmo/4)

236 (Flound her? I barely knew her.)
Posted by: Axeman

No carping.

Posted by: Miklos, I've haddock with the fish puns at June 10, 2019 10:35 AM (QzkSJ)

237 Giuliani likens Pelosi to Sen. Joseph McCarthy

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:35 AM (QkjLD)

238 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation

Bad for Planned Parenthood and Gosnell Doctor business, for sure.

And that guy's reaction to a murderous sea creature with snakes for legs is pretty smart. Hands off, see if you can escape. She may look pretty up top but she's got a very dark side.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:36 AM (39g3+)

239 although one of the Rodham bros just snuffed it, too, last weekend.
----------------
Was this the one with the Haitian Gold Mine?
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Oh, the one they were going to use to launder the Libyan gold they stole?

Posted by: Tinfoil Hat Salesman at June 10, 2019 10:36 AM (zECrv)

240
This speaks to me. It's just like me and my cellphone.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at June 10, 2019 10:36 AM (t5m5e)

241 Chelsea Clinton claims that as a "religious person" she thinks that it is "unChristian" to oppose murdering helpless, innocent babies.

http://tinyurl.com/y573djqx

This from the woman that claimed she rejected Christianity in her tween years. Which religion, exactly, is she referring to?

Could it be... SATAN?
/Churchlady
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:31 AM (39g3+)

That's our girl!--Cigar and Cankles.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 10, 2019 10:36 AM (m79Dg)

242 237 Giuliani likens Pelosi to Sen. Joseph McCarthy
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:35 AM (QkjLD)

Tailgunner Joe wasn't senile.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 10:36 AM (RD7QR)

243 234
The real tragedy here is that his creel has tipped over and the eel is
falling out. I think that red fish, maybe a wrasse, has already fallen
out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 10:34 AM (fuK7c)
That's what happens when you get distracted. You end up standing there with your wrasse hanging out.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Hm. at June 10, 2019 10:36 AM (CPk08)

244
Giuliani likens Pelosi to Sen. Joseph McCarthy

Posted by: SMOD

A prophet before his/her time?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2019 10:36 AM (BWL+E)

245 I don't recall that we ever had much in mythology or pop culture about mermen. Oh, I think there was a panel in an old Silver Age Superman showing a merman with a mermaid, but that's about all. They must have existed, unless mermaids reproduced some other way.

Of course, the male part of the merpeople species does not have to look like a human male. It could look like an otter or something, and it just fertilizes the eggs the mermaid lays. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:36 AM (ClOmq)

246 "Think Progress is in some financial trouble"

All the on-line places without a sugar-daddy are because of the vast chasm between what the on-line journalists think their efforts are worth and what a bunch of listicles, cat videos, and snarky articles on Orange Man Bad are really worth.

On-Line Journalist: "I'm worth $70,000 a year and an apartment in Brooklyn."
Reality: "You're worth three cents per annum and a boarding house in Albany."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 10:37 AM (hLRSq)

247 Syren is a One.

And also welcome on a Monday. Yow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 10:37 AM (bcbK8)

248 Federal judges sentence Hispanic immigrants to steeper prison terms in areas with less immigration, study finds

Especially MS-13

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:37 AM (QkjLD)

249 228 Chelsea can't worship Satan, he's her mother's biggest competitor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 10, 2019 10:34 AM (RtI0W)

They're not competitors, He worships Her!!!

(yeah stole that from Frazier)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)

250 Giuliani likens Pelosi to Sen. Joseph McCarthy

McCarthy paid for his own booze.

Posted by: Miklos, recalling Nanzi's airborne bar tabs at June 10, 2019 10:38 AM (QzkSJ)

251 Flound her? I barely knew her.)
Posted by: Axeman

No carping.
Posted by: Miklos, I've haddock with the fish puns at June 10, 2019 10:35 AM (QzkSJ)

She was perched on the top of the sailor , filled to the brim with seduction. A sunny day for the sailor would soon turn ominous.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 10:38 AM (KtcMg)

252 231
I gotta say, the guy doesn't have much of a hard on.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Hm. at June 10, 2019
*
*
. . .

He looks dazed and doped. Maybe the Sirens' singing got him on the nod.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:38 AM (ClOmq)

253 Chelsea's religion is being overpaid by Clinton cronies.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 10:38 AM (DuZls)

254 Between Ortiz and the four dead American tourists, the DR's vacation economy is in BIG trouble.

Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 10:38 AM (MAstk)

255 Small problem, Rudy - McCarthy was basically right.

Posted by: grognard at June 10, 2019 10:39 AM (L3c+B)

256 245
I don't recall that we ever had much in mythology or pop culture about
mermen. Oh, I think there was a panel in an old Silver Age Superman showing a merman with a mermaid, but that's about all. They must have existed, unless mermaids reproduced some other way.

Of
course, the male part of the merpeople species does not have to look
like a human male. It could look like an otter or something, and it just
fertilizes the eggs the mermaid lays. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:36 AM (ClOmq)

TBF, a merman, if it is biologically fishy, could have external equipment like that of the female. I mean, all it has to do is milt all over her tieggs.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Hm. at June 10, 2019 10:39 AM (CPk08)

257 Maybe mermaids rely on humans to fertilize their eggs? I read a horror story that had a fisherman find a mermaid and she came on to him on a lonely stretch of beach, strip him, and... slice off his nads with a razor sharp tail and use them to fertilize her eggs, then eat the guy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:39 AM (39g3+)

258 >>Between Ortiz and the four dead American tourists, the DR's vacation economy is in BIG trouble.

They share an Island with Haiti.

That should be enough to keep you away.

Posted by: garrett at June 10, 2019 10:39 AM (BDa5N)

259 They share an Island with Haiti.
..

Built the wall!

Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 10:40 AM (MAstk)

260 208 Disney founded a subsidiary, Miramax"

Thought that was "touchstone"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 10, 2019 10:29 AM (6qErC)

Mouse is correct

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 10:41 AM (bcbK8)

261 Whoa here she comes
Watch out boys, she'll chew you up
Whoa here she comes
She's a man-eater

Posted by: DocJ at June 10, 2019 10:41 AM (77WPm)

262 97 I remember seeing a show waaay back....guy caught a mermaid and attempted to make her fully human, but something failed and her upper half became a fish and her lower half human......maybe a "Night Gallery"?
Posted by: BignJames

I think it was this Korean comedy.
https://youtu.be/nSgtN7Z6NjI

Posted by: Downcast at June 10, 2019 10:32 AM (WcwWJ)

Nah...I found it. It was a 1970 "Night Gallery" called "Lindemann's Catch".

Posted by: BignJames at June 10, 2019 10:41 AM (ykq7q)

263 Disney founded a subsidiary, Miramax"

Thought that was "touchstone"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 10, 2019 10:29 AM (6qErC)

Mouse is correct

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 10:41 AM (bcbK

Miramax was Harvey Weinstein's studio.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 10:42 AM (hLRSq)

264 Sexy mermaid horror novel that's pretty good (in a Richard Laymon kind of way): Siren by John Everson.

Most of Everson's stuff is good, if you like sex and horror.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 10:42 AM (bcbK8)

265 260 208 Disney founded a subsidiary, Miramax"

Thought that was "touchstone"...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 10, 2019 10:29 AM (6qErC)

Mouse is correct
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 10:41 AM (bcbK

Mouse, Inc. acquired Miramax in 1993

Posted by: DocJ at June 10, 2019 10:42 AM (77WPm)

266 245 Of course, the male part of the merpeople species does not have to look like a human male. It could look like an otter or something, and it just fertilizes the eggs the mermaid lays. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:36 AM (ClOmq)

Creature from the Black Lagoon, I'd think.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 10:42 AM (sm6Pk)

267 How did she keep her hair dry?

Posted by: Puddin Head

ScotchGard

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 10:43 AM (yX09K)

268 All the on-line places without a sugar-daddy are because of the vast chasm between what the on-line journalists think their efforts are worth and what a bunch of listicles, cat videos, and snarky articles on Orange Man Bad are really worth.

On-Line Journalist: "I'm worth $70,000 a year and an apartment in Brooklyn."
Reality: "You're worth three cents per annum and a boarding house in Albany."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Own the Libs! Buy Ewok Brand Hobo Culls at The Outrage Outlet! at June 10, 2019 10:37 AM (hLRSq)

And the entirety of *that* value came from the cat videos.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at June 10, 2019 10:43 AM (J+mig)

269 Former Boston Red Sox Player Shot in Dominican Republic

There is nothing worse than being shot in your Dominican Republic

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 10:27 AM (QkjLD)

The vestibule comes in a close second.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2019 10:43 AM (q1Pj5)

270 One of the main reasons I really enjoy watching Think Progress go down is because a sub-page of theirs is Climate Progress, which used to be it's own blog years ago. It is run by Joe Romm, a top official at the DOE under Bill Clinton, and it is one of the most vicious and nasty enviro-greeny-weeny blogs on the net. Joe Romm has been living for the day when Hillary will be Prez and he can stomp back into either the DOE or EPA and take revenge on all of his many enemies - he is a foul, vicious man, typical of the men that have populated the Clinton's inner circle over the last 20 or 30 years.

To watch his website go kaput is truly schadenfreudalicious!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 10:43 AM (Kpl3J)

271 Mouse, Inc. acquired Miramax in 1993
Posted by: DocJ at June 10, 2019 10:42 AM (77WPm)

And then sold it in 2010

Posted by: DocJ at June 10, 2019 10:43 AM (77WPm)

272 >>Creature from the Black Lagoon, I'd think.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019 10:42 AM (sm6Pk)

"Humanoids From The Deep" (1980)

Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 10:43 AM (Bdeb0)

273 Mermaids breed with Deep Ones.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:44 AM (39g3+)

274 CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LEATHER LAGOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FQ1h6tgejg

Posted by: THE CRAMPS at June 10, 2019 10:44 AM (BDa5N)

275 Third Discrimination Suit Filed Against Masterpiece Cakeshop

Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 10:44 AM (MAstk)

276 But this isn't a mermaid, its a siren. She doesn't have a fish tail, she has snakes for legs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:44 AM (39g3+)

277 Best Merman was Derek Zoolander.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 10:45 AM (KtcMg)

278 Former Boston Red Sox Player Shot in Dominican Republic

You mean, the guy who said Alex Cora (current Red Sox manager) was totes right to snub a White House visit invitation because ORANGEMANBAD?

That guy?

Posted by: DocJ at June 10, 2019 10:45 AM (77WPm)

279 Third Discrimination Suit Filed Against Masterpiece Cakeshop

And this is where judges need to start rejecting and penalizing these nuisance lawsuits merely intended to destroy the shop and bankrupt its owner.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:45 AM (39g3+)

280 266
245 Of course, the male part of the merpeople species does not have to
look like a human male. It could look like an otter or something, and it
just fertilizes the eggs the mermaid lays. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:36 AM (ClOmq)

Creature from the Black Lagoon, I'd think.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 10, 2019
*
*
. . .

The Black Lagoon creature is at least basically hominid. I sort of like the idea that the male of the mer-species doesn't look anything like the mermaid, so that humans would not realize what they are. There are species on land where the male is much smaller than the female, or doesn't resemble the female, right?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:45 AM (ClOmq)

281 DR's "Trumpy" politician (Pelegrin Castillo) wants a wall with Haiti.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 10:46 AM (yoBml)

282 Small problem, Rudy - McCarthy was basically right.
Posted by: grognard at June 10, 2019 10:39 AM (L3c+B)
---
Yup, there were communists in the State Department.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 10:46 AM (DuZls)

283 275 Third Discrimination Suit Filed Against Masterpiece Cakeshop
-------------------
We need to be grateful for Judge Roberts. The Constitution is in good hands with him.

Posted by: Puddin Head at June 10, 2019 10:46 AM (2LelM)

284 Needs more side-tentacle!

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwaldo at June 10, 2019 10:46 AM (Ndje9)

285 Syren Sideboob

Posted by: kbdabear at June 10, 2019 10:46 AM (0Ntuf)

286 The vestibule comes in a close second.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2019
*
*
. . .
I had a splinter there once.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 10:47 AM (ClOmq)

287 warning might contain talapia

Posted by: fireman1 at June 10, 2019 10:47 AM (nAGcF)

288 http://bit.ly/2Zln0N9
*******
Trump Floating More China Tariffs If Xi Doesn't Sit Down At G20 | The Daily Caller

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at June 10, 2019 10:47 AM (BqBId)

289 278 Former Boston Red Sox Player Shot in Dominican Republic

You mean, the guy who said Alex Cora (current Red Sox manager) was totes right to snub a White House visit invitation because ORANGEMANBAD?

That guy?"

He must have failed to shave some points of a game he was paid to fix, or something. The video of his shooting is surprising, to say the least - this wasn't a robbery, or a fight, it was just a flat out hit (that failed, amazingly).

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 10:47 AM (Kpl3J)

290 SanDiego ordinance to require guns be locked even in your house

http://tinyurl.com/y6za5qau

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 10:47 AM (sZaoP)

291 There are species on land where the male is much smaller than the female, or doesn't resemble the female, right?

Most insects the male is much smaller than the female. Not a lot that look significantly different though. Hyenas the females are bigger, too. Usually the difference in appearance is that males are much more colorful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:48 AM (39g3+)

292 290 SanDiego ordinance to require guns be locked even in your house

http://tinyurl.com/y6za5qau

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 10:47 AM (sZaoP)

Talk about shit that SCOTUS needs to be ruling on.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 10:48 AM (RD7QR)

293 John Milton contemplates the injustice of wanting to do good and not having the capacity. And wisdom teaches him that God desires not our service, but our wills. Sonnet 19 "When I consider how my light is spent" by John Milton

=========
So its like the problem of giving gifts to someone who has everything already. I need to make God a present -- What to do? What to do?

If you think about it, the one thing we have that is ours that we can give is our will. A freely taken decision to do or refrain from doing a thing that nature would otherwise have us do, that He instructs us to do or refrain from doing.

Everything else here is pretty much His already.

I watched Hail Caesar over the weekend. Summed up by "God wants us to do what is right". "I got it Padre, thanks!"

Its not easy to get good results down here, but like all gifts freely given in good will, its also the thought counts as well.

Keep tryin' people.

Posted by: simplemind at June 10, 2019 10:48 AM (y4Uu0)

294 Small problem, Rudy - McCarthy was basically right.

In the essence of his claims yeah. In the specifics he went a little nuts. But the public perception of McCarthy and the way he's continually depicted in pop culture... its a dead on and powerful image to tie her with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:49 AM (39g3+)

295 245 I don't recall that we ever had much in mythology or pop culture about mermen. Oh, I think there was a panel in an old Silver Age Superman showing a merman with a mermaid, but that's about all. They must have existed, unless mermaids reproduced some other way.

big black nemesis
parthenogenesis

Posted by: Shriekback at June 10, 2019 10:49 AM (sGtp+)

296 Wasn't it syren's that tried to call Odysseus and his crew to their death on the rocks of Syren Island?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 10, 2019 10:50 AM (JgA4k)

297 pretty sure Humanoids from the Deep was a film about mermen

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 10, 2019 10:50 AM (Rarvo)

298 So we could otherwise say McCarthy was Pelosi-esque.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 10:51 AM (DuZls)

299 *arches an eyebrow*

Well they certainly are all wet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 10:51 AM (ZLHhA)

300 >>297 pretty sure Humanoids from the Deep was a film about mermen Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 10, 2019 10:50 AM (Rarvo)

Mermen, and their passion for inter-species relationships.

Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 10:51 AM (Bdeb0)

301 Most insects the male is much smaller than the
female. Not a lot that look significantly different though. Hyenas the
females are bigger, too. Usually the difference in appearance is that
males are much more colorful.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:48 AM (39g3+)

You got that right, sister!

Posted by: Sir Elton John at June 10, 2019 10:52 AM (q1Pj5)

302 the Syreen was hawt in Star Control.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 10:52 AM (IYcBz)

303 Damn I lost my walleye!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 10:52 AM (JFO2v)

304 A youth breaks into a guys house in GA
Gets shot
http://tinyurl.com/y6ha9o7w

play stupid games...win stupid prizes

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 10:53 AM (sZaoP)

305
I think in the fish world the female just lays eggs in a hole and the male comes along and squirts sperm on them.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 10, 2019 10:53 AM (rXie1)

306 I kept her perch in my walleye.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 10:53 AM (JFO2v)

307 Not the first guy to get in trouble chasing a piece of tail...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 10, 2019 10:53 AM (so+oy)

308 276 But this isn't a mermaid, its a siren. She doesn't have a fish tail, she has snakes for legs.

a giggle when she talk
a slither when she walk
oh, baby that's what I like!

Posted by: Anachronda at June 10, 2019 10:53 AM (sGtp+)

309 304 A youth breaks into a guys house in GA
Gets shot
http://tinyurl.com/y6ha9o7w

play stupid games...win stupid prizes
Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 10:53 AM (sZaoP)

And since its GA, I hope the homehowner doesn't get slapped a felony charge for having an 'unregistered firearm'

I'm still pissed about that. That DA needs to be run out of town on a rail. Covered in glass shards.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 10:54 AM (bcbK8)

310 I think in the fish world the female just lays eggs in a hole and the male comes along and squirts sperm on them.
Posted by: Sphynx at June 10, 2019 10:53 AM

Ahem.

Posted by: Guppy at June 10, 2019 10:54 AM (K5Y4C)

311 304 A youth breaks into a guys house in GA
Gets shot
http://tinyurl.com/y6ha9o7w

play stupid games...win stupid prizes
Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 10:53 AM (sZaoP)

...and so ends yet another aspiring rap career.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 10:54 AM (Zct75)

312 Don't worry Sweetie I'm 18. Honest.

Nice titties . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 10, 2019 10:55 AM (QMwOT)

313 DJIA = 26,161, +171 or thereabouts, so clearly we're slipping into a depression that will lead to desertification and black and white movies.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 10:55 AM (RD7QR)

314 "youth breaks into a guys house in GA
Gets shot "

dead muthafucka dead muthafucka, dead.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 10:56 AM (IYcBz)

315 I think in the fish world the female just lays eggs in a hole and the male comes along and squirts sperm on them.
Posted by: Sphynx at June 10, 2019 10:53 AM

Precisely.

Posted by: W.C. Fields at June 10, 2019 10:56 AM (9SkN+)

316 Shriekback

Yes!

Posted by: human at June 10, 2019 10:56 AM (0CeRG)

317 262 97 I remember seeing a show waaay back....guy caught a mermaid and attempted to make her fully human, but something failed and her upper half became a fish and her lower half human......maybe a "Night Gallery"?
Posted by: BignJames

I think it was this Korean comedy.
https://youtu.be/nSgtN7Z6NjI

Posted by: Downcast at June 10, 2019 10:32 AM (WcwWJ)

Nah...I found it. It was a 1970 "Night Gallery" called "Lindemann's Catch".

there was also Cat's mermaid in the "Better Than Life" episode of Red Dwarf

Posted by: Anachronda at June 10, 2019 10:56 AM (sGtp+)

318 I doubt 5% of the population could tell you a single thing about Mccarthy.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 10:57 AM (oSS+i)

319 >>311 304 A youth breaks into a guys house in GA
Gets shot http://tinyurl.com/y6ha9o7w

Homeowner should've had one of those

"If You Enter These Premises And I Don't Know You, I Will Shoot You In The Face And Then Piss On You"

signs on his front door.

Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)

320 310 I think in the fish world the female just lays eggs in a hole and the male comes along and squirts sperm on them.
Posted by: Sphynx at June 10, 2019 10:53 AM

Ahem.
Posted by: Guppy at June 10, 2019 10:54 AM (K5Y4C)

Guppies, mollies, platys, & swordtails give birth to live fry. Some sharks also have live births.

Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 10:57 AM (7HtZB)

321 TALES OF BRAVE ULYSSES

You thought the leaden winter
Would bring you down forever
But you rode upon a steamer
To the violence of the sun

And the colors of the sea
Blind your eyes with trembling mermaids
And you touch the distant beaches
With tales of brave Ulysses

How his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing
For the sparkling waves are calling you
To touch their white laced lips

And you see a girl's brown body
Dancing through the turquoise
And her footprints make you follow
Where the sky loves the sea

And when your fingers find her
She drowns you in her body
Carving deep blue ripples
In the tissues of your mind

The tiny purple fishes
Run laughing through your fingers
And you want to take her with you
To the hard land of the winter

Her name is Aphrodite
And she rides a crimson shell
You know you cannot leave her
For you touched the distant sands

With tales of brave Ulysses
How his naked ears were tortured
By the sirens sweetly singing
Yeah

The tiny purple fishes
Run laughing through your fingers
You want to take her with you
To the hard land of the winter

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

322 Guppies, mollies, platys, & swordtails give birth to live fry. Some sharks also have live births.
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 10:57 AM (7HtZB)

Wait. So when do they get squirted with sperm?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 10:58 AM (9SkN+)

323 Syren Sideboob

It's not sideboob if there's nipple. There's nipple.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 10:58 AM (fuK7c)

324 322 Guppies, mollies, platys, & swordtails give birth to live fry. Some sharks also have live births.
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 10:57 AM (7HtZB)

Wait. So when do they get squirted with sperm?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 10:58 AM (9SkN+)

They actually have a Pornhub channel that answers that question.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 10:58 AM (Zct75)

325 I doubt 5% of the population could tell you a single thing about Mccarthy.

I think most people believe that he was a bad guy who smeared people by scare tactics and was in charge of the HCUA. That's what television, books, plays, music, and movies have told them over and over.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:59 AM (39g3+)

326 The Syreens were super-creepy in Star Control 3.

Absolute misfire of a game. It's not bad, actually, but if it was redressed into a new/separate IP, it coulda been great.

As a sequel to SC2, though? Laaame.

Except for the K'tang-K'tang. Those guys were hilarious.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 10, 2019 10:59 AM (knAZ8)

327 I doubt 5% of the population could tell you a single thing about Mccarthy.
Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 10:57 AM (oSS+i)

----

pfffft.... he was an early muppet.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 10:59 AM (8XRCm)

328 319 >>311 304 A youth breaks into a guys house in GA
Gets shot http://tinyurl.com/y6ha9o7w

Homeowner should've had one of those

"If You Enter These Premises And I Don't Know You, I Will Shoot You In The Face And Then Piss On You"

signs on his front door.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)

If you're in the house and you don't belong there you're a target, period.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 10:59 AM (RD7QR)

329 Talk about playing stupid games

The Democratic Republic of Congo has another Ebola outbreak. And it may last for two years. So much for the 'conventional' wisdom of Ebola burns out too quickly to endanger others.

And whats worse, Border Patrol has just scooped up in south Texas 350 invaders from Ebola central.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxlu4y5c

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:00 AM (ZLHhA)

330 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation

Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)

Makes one wonder what these "business execs" real motivation is here. Let's look at the big picture. For one thing, only a relative handful of states have passed laws restricting abortion (off the top of my head, I can only think of Georgia, Alabama and Missouri; there may be a few more, but any way you slice it, the number is not large).

These laws have all been passed by state legislatures and governors. Does anyone think for one minute that any of these entities would be doing this without the approval of a clear majority of their electorates? Seriously? Remember, the most important thing to any politician is getting re-elected. Do any of these "execs" really think that these state government officials are going to do anything to put that at risk? Like passing laws that are not uniformly popular with their populations?

Again, it makes one think what these "business execs" motivations here really are...

Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at June 10, 2019 11:00 AM (p0pYQ)

331 The tiny purple fishes
Run laughing through your fingers
You want to take her with you
To the hard land of the winter
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

A drug test of the members of Cream would probably have revealed enough narcotics to drop a marching band in its tracks.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

332 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation

Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)

We have the next layoff list for pink-slip Friday.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 11:01 AM (Zct75)

333 Third Discrimination Suit Filed Against Masterpiece Cakeshop

At some point I would expect pricy lawyers to start taking these as a slam dunk case, just to sue the plaintiffs for the fees.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:02 AM (gt2pY)

334 323 Syren Sideboob

It's not sideboob if there's nipple. There's nipple.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 10:58 AM (fuK7c)

So what is it if there's nipple? Sidenip?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:02 AM (RD7QR)

335 K'tang-K'tang?

K'tarl K'tarl nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:02 AM (ZLHhA)

336 I think most people believe that he was a bad guy who smeared people by scare tactics and was in charge of the HCUA. That's what television, books, plays, music, and movies have told them over and over.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 10, 2019 10:59 AM (39g3+)

HVUA and Senator McCarthy. What's wrong with that picture?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 11:02 AM (KtcMg)

337 DHS is releasing refugees from the Congo in San Antonio..

http://tinyurl.com/y3u6up74

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 11:03 AM (sZaoP)

338 Speaking of mermen, did anyone else notice that the Sea Monkeys you ordered from the back of the comic book didn't, in fact, grow up to wear little crowns and have recognizable facial features?

Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)

339 334 323 Syren Sideboob

It's not sideboob if there's nipple. There's nipple.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 10:58 AM (fuK7c)

So what is it if there's nipple? Sidenip?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:02 AM (RD7QR)

Snipple

Posted by: Insomniac at June 10, 2019 11:03 AM (NWiLs)

340 It was one guy...and it doesn't appear that he was robbing Ortiz.

A crowd chased him and beat the crap outta him.
Posted by: Tami at June 10, 2019 10:34 AM (cF8AT)

Yes, I read where the police are having to wait to talk to him until he is "medically treated". LOL.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 10, 2019 11:03 AM (bI9Li)

341 337 DHS is releasing refugees from the Congo in San Antonio..

http://tinyurl.com/y3u6up74

Posted by: McCool at June 10, 2019 11:03 AM (sZaoP)

Ebola in Texas:The Summer of Fun

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 11:03 AM (JFO2v)

342 334 323 Syren Sideboob

It's not sideboob if there's nipple. There's nipple.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 10:58 AM (fuK7c)

So what is it if there's nipple? Sidenip?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:02 AM (RD7QR)

It's called 'great rejoicing' when there's nipple.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:03 AM (bcbK8)

343 338 Speaking of mermen, did anyone else notice that the Sea Monkeys you ordered from the back of the comic book didn't, in fact, grow up to wear little crowns and have recognizable facial features?
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)

It's been decades, and I'm still not over that.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 11:04 AM (Zct75)

344 Speaking of mermen, did anyone else notice that the Sea Monkeys you ordered from the back of the comic book didn't, in fact, grow up to wear little crowns and have recognizable facial features?
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)

And how did this crushing disappointment stunt your growth as a human being?

Posted by: Class Action Lawyers at June 10, 2019 11:04 AM (9SkN+)

345 338
Speaking of mermen, did anyone else notice that the Sea Monkeys you
ordered from the back of the comic book didn't, in fact, grow up to wear
little crowns and have recognizable facial features?

Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)

Mine did. But I had to take a lot of drugs to see them.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In Hm. at June 10, 2019 11:04 AM (CPk08)

346 HCUA = HVUA.

I-phone for the loss.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 10, 2019 11:04 AM (KtcMg)

347 322 Guppies, mollies, platys, & swordtails give birth to live fry. Some sharks also have live births.
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 10:57 AM (7HtZB)

Wait. So when do they get squirted with sperm?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 10:58 AM (9SkN+)

They have a modified fin, the gonopodium, that allows them to bang the female fish and deposit their sperm.

Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:04 AM (7HtZB)

348 Speaking of mermen, did anyone else notice that the Sea Monkeys you ordered from the back of the comic book didn't, in fact, grow up to wear little crowns and have recognizable facial features?
Posted by: Zod

And what was with the four to six weeks shipping?
Amazon can get them here tomorrow.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 11:05 AM (yX09K)

349 It's called 'great rejoicing' when there's nipple.

This man. He gets it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 11:05 AM (fuK7c)

350 I doubt 5% of the population could tell you a single thing about Mccarthy.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 10:57 AM (oSS+i)
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There was no sugar for him and his tea.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 11:05 AM (DuZls)

351 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at June 10, 2019 11:05 AM (1XAal)

352 signs on his front door.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 10:57 AM (Bdeb0)

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Remember those stories about campaign doorknockers just f'in' walking into people's homes?

I got one of those last year. He came precariously close to being deadified.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 11:05 AM (AzW6q)

353 think most people believe that he was a bad guy who smeared people by scare tactics and was in charge of the HCUA. That's what television, books, plays, music, and movies have told them over and over.

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Yeah, I think that's what <5% of the population could tell someone else.

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 11:05 AM (oSS+i)

354 Speaking of mermen, did anyone else notice that the Sea Monkeys you ordered from the back of the comic book didn't, in fact, grow up to wear little crowns and have recognizable facial features?

Their lives are nasty, brutish and short. Especially if you forget to feed them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:05 AM (gt2pY)

355 Well they certainly will keep Austin weird. And bloody.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:05 AM (ZLHhA)

356 They have a modified fin, the gonopodium, that allows them to bang the female fish and deposit their sperm.
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:04 AM (7HtZB

It's amazing the shit you learn here at the HQ.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 11:06 AM (Zct75)

357
227
Hillary Clinton: "Obstruction of Justice Occurred"

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You bet it did, Godmother!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 10, 2019 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)

Said the lady who wiped her illegal server with a cloth.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 10, 2019 11:06 AM (ymnmz)

358 Speaking of mermen, did anyone else notice that the Sea Monkeys you ordered from the back of the comic book didn't, in fact, grow up to wear little crowns and have recognizable facial features?
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)

And how did this crushing disappointment stunt your growth as a human being?
Posted by: Class Action Lawyers

Destroyed my trust in my fellow human at a tender young age of ten.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 11:06 AM (yX09K)

359 A drug test of the members of Cream would probably have revealed enough narcotics to drop a marching band in its tracks.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)

LOL, something like that occurred to me as I was reading that. Still beats "Im'a gonna bust a cap in yo' azz!!!" shouted 20 times in a row.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 11:06 AM (Kpl3J)

360

Humanoid, he was a humanoid
Happier than you and me
Humanoid, he was a humanoid
And it determined what he could see

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2019 11:06 AM (aKsyK)

361 Speaking of comic-book orders, did anyone else notice that the offer of a "trunk full of Army men!!" made it look like you were receiving the first wave of D-Day's worth of troops, but in fact you received a paltry handful of flimsy Chinese-made flat junk armymen?

Fucking gyp.

Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:07 AM (Bdeb0)

362 And what was with the four to six weeks shipping?
Amazon can get them here tomorrow.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 11:05 AM (yX09K

The vibe at the Sea Monkey Order Fulfillment Center is very laid-back , and besides, its really hard to read those little coupons that some kid filled in from the back of a magazine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 11:07 AM (9SkN+)

363 Destroyed my trust in my fellow human at a tender young age of ten.

and yet I still want a Polaris submarine with actual firing missile.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:07 AM (gt2pY)

364
I do not the siren is a good idea

Posted by: Yo! at June 10, 2019 11:07 AM (1XAal)

365 "Dear Uncle Milton:

I got the farm; where are my fucking ANTS?"

Zod the Younger

Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:07 AM (Bdeb0)

366 I just here for the fish sex and nipple discussions.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 11:07 AM (JFO2v)

367 363 Destroyed my trust in my fellow human at a tender young age of ten.

and yet I still want a Polaris submarine with actual firing missile.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:07 AM (gt2pY)

Don't get me started about those x-ray glasses.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 11:08 AM (Zct75)

368 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation

Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)

To Whom it Might Concern,
Here is my resume. I want to work for your company, but I don't want to come work in GA because if I want to have an abortion, I can't get one there, I need to drive to another state to get one. So if this job is in GA, forget it.

To Whom it Might Concern

I used to be your customer, but when GA passed a law banning abortions after six weeks, I am no longer going to come into any store in GA(even though I live there) and shop. I will drive to TN and buy everything, including Gillette razors, because I always remember that I can't get an abortion in GA, and it's so unfair, so I won't give any money to GA.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 10, 2019 11:08 AM (bI9Li)

369 Wait. So when do they get squirted with sperm?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 10:58 AM (9SkN+)

They have a modified fin, the gonopodium, that allows them to bang the female fish and deposit their sperm.
Posted by: josephistan at June 10, 2019 11:04 AM (7HtZB

It's amazing the shit you learn here at the HQ.
Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 11:06 AM (Zct75)

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Yeah.... he posts with all his edumacated science and shit .... and Im trying to figure out how to make a bukake fish pun....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:08 AM (8XRCm)

370 353 think most people believe that he was a bad guy who smeared people by scare tactics and was in charge of the HCUA. That's what television, books, plays, music, and movies have told them over and over.
-
Yeah, I think that's what

Posted by: Robbie Ray Moron - Mitch are you fo' real?!! at June 10, 2019 11:05 AM (oSS+i)

I thought McCarthy was a talking doll who sat on some guy's lap and told jokes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 11:08 AM (Kpl3J)

371 366 I just here for the fish sex and nipple discussions.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2019 11:07 AM (JFO2v)

How about fish nipple sex?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

372 How about fish nipple sex?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

Rule 34.

Posted by: Roy at June 10, 2019 11:09 AM (Zct75)

373 They have a modified fin, the gonopodium, that allows them to bang the female fish and deposit their sperm.

"I've been having the time of my life since I had my fin modified so I can bang all the chick fish!"

Posted by: The Pisces Surgical Center for Male Enhancement at June 10, 2019 11:09 AM (9SkN+)

374 Abortion bans are 'bad for business,' 180 business execs say in letter denouncing recent legislation

Posted by: HA at June 10, 2019 09:50 AM (MAstk)

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So is wiping out 60 million potential customers.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:09 AM (8XRCm)

375
The real question: Does a fish get any pleasure from using his gonopodium ?

Posted by: Sphynx at June 10, 2019 11:09 AM (rXie1)

376 So now the dems are pinning their hopes on jon dean?

LMAO

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10, 2019 11:09 AM (FwN37)

377 Speaking of comic-book orders, did anyone else notice that the offer of a "trunk full of Army men!!" made it look like you were receiving the first wave of D-Day's worth of troops, but in fact you received a paltry handful of flimsy Chinese-made flat junk armymen?

Fucking gyp.
Posted by: Zod

Back then they were from Japland. Not China.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 11:09 AM (yX09K)

378 >>fish nipple sex?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

Saw them play at the Mystic Den, Harrisonburg, VA, circa 1985.

Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:09 AM (Bdeb0)

379 The male version of Lili Van Schtupp. He's tired.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 11:10 AM (DuZls)

380
I find Hollywood's 60 year Hollywood Blacklist/McCarthy obsession alternatingly amusing and infuriating. Mainly because they blame McCarthy for HUAC and the Blacklist when as us Morons all know, he had little to do with either of them.

Hell, the Blacklist was simply their own fucking industry exercising their right to employ the writers that they preferred. And the best part is that most of them were second-rate hacks who probably wouldn't have branched out of the B-movies they specialized in anyway.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 11:10 AM (veoSD)

381 361 Speaking of comic-book orders, did anyone else notice that the offer of a "trunk full of Army men!!" made it look like you were receiving the first wave of D-Day's worth of troops, but in fact you received a paltry handful of flimsy Chinese-made flat junk armymen?

Fucking gyp.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:07 AM (Bdeb0

This happened to me.

Makes me glad I didn't get my hopes up for X-Ray specs...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK8)

382 I saw the Naked Titty Hugs open for the Dry Humps at Fillmore West back in '68.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:11 AM (jClbd)

383 "I've been having the time of my life since I had my fin modified so I can bang all the chick fish!"

The love that dare not speak it's name.

Posted by: Troy McClure at June 10, 2019 11:11 AM (gt2pY)

384 Why is it hard for a US citizen to get back into the US from out of the country, but it's totally OK for the DHS unleash africans who MIGHT have EBOLA into San Antonio?

Or... why do diseased foreigners who will not contribute to our tax base have more rights than tax payers?

Posted by: shibumi at June 10, 2019 11:11 AM (sktRI)

385 Hell, the Blacklist was simply their own fucking industry exercising their right to employ the writers that they preferred.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 11:10 AM (veoSD)
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Hollywood was just Twittering.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 11:11 AM (DuZls)

386 378 >>fish nipple sex?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

Saw them play at the Mystic Den, Harrisonburg, VA, circa 1985.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:09 AM (Bdeb0)

I knew JMU was freakier than it looked from I-81.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:11 AM (RD7QR)

387 aww, Joey made a fwenship bwacelet for Bawwy.

how kewt.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 11:12 AM (IYcBz)

388
I thought McCarthy was a talking doll who sat on some guy's lap and told jokes.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Wood eye!

Posted by: Hare lip at June 10, 2019 11:12 AM (aKsyK)

389 So now the dems are pinning their hopes on jon dean?

LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10,

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Hasn't he already been busted for obstruction or something like that?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 11:12 AM (AzW6q)

390 372 How about fish nipple sex?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:08 AM (RD7QR)

Go on...

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at June 10, 2019 11:13 AM (jClbd)

391 That Masterpeace Bakeshop thing has me steamed. Scardina should be automatically arrested anytime it gets within 1000ft of a courthouse.

If there aren't laws against using the legal system to bully and harass people, there should be be.

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at June 10, 2019 11:13 AM (4HMW8)

392
Makes me glad I didn't get my hopes up for X-Ray specs...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:10 AM (bcbK

The spy binocs from xXx with the penetrator mode are available at Brookstone, I think.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 11:13 AM (veoSD)

393 de Blahsio continues his perfect record in Iowa.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 11:13 AM (DuZls)

394 384: I'll say pols are getting paid off bigly to allow this. Realistically, can Hillary be the only one taking massive foreign "contributions"? With Biden, sonny boy got the family loot and I'm sure you can depend on lots of others to be willing to sell us out.

Posted by: CN at June 10, 2019 11:14 AM (U7k5w)

395
de Blahsio continues his perfect record in Iowa.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 11:13 AM (DuZls)

Did he kill another beloved ROUS?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 11:15 AM (veoSD)

396 because our dirt is like magic hurtloam from The Land, and immediately turns any invader here into a law abiding citizen who makes 150k a year and helps out at the Rotary.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 11:15 AM (IYcBz)

397 Why is it hard for a US citizen to get back into the US from out of the country, but it's totally OK for the DHS unleash africans who MIGHT have EBOLA into San Antonio?

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The first angel went and poured out his bowl on the land, and ugly, festering sores broke out on the people who had the mark of the beast and worshiped its image.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:15 AM (8XRCm)

398 Shibumi, IIRC remember that last massive Ebola outbreak and we had that doctor who had worked at outbreak central come back and not want to be isolated. Or the Texas outbreak.

Civil rights for the infectious but not others.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2019 11:15 AM (ZLHhA)

399 So now the dems are pinning their hopes on jon dean?

LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10,

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Hasn't he already been busted for obstruction or something like that?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 11:12 AM (AzW6q)

Yes, he's a convicted felon and disbarred but because he turned on Nixon all the Alger Hiss fellators love him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2019 11:15 AM (y7DUB)

400 McCarthy was like a prophet.

Posted by: CN at June 10, 2019 11:15 AM (U7k5w)

401 can't believe it took 284 for Eichenweeb socks to show up.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 11:16 AM (IYcBz)

402 389 So now the dems are pinning their hopes on jon dean?
LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10,

If it weren't for their fluffers in the media continually propping them up, the Democrat Party would have been laughed off the national stage years ago.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:16 AM (jClbd)

403 Remember those stories about campaign doorknockers just f'in' walking into people's homes?

I got one of those last year. He came precariously close to being deadified.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 11:05 AM (AzW6q)

What? Someone just opened your door and walked into your house?

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 11:16 AM (Ez6QX)

404 401 can't believe it took 284 for Eichenweeb socks to show up.
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 11:16 AM (IYcBz)

Monday morning. Give us time to get the coffee pump flowing.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:16 AM (RD7QR)

405 395
de Blahsio continues his perfect record in Iowa.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 11:13 AM (DuZls)

Did he kill another beloved ROUS?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 11:15 AM (veoSD)

Probably.

But he polled 0%
Not a sausage.
Bugger all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK8)

406 I'm reserving 1/2 of this comment -

Posted by: DaveA at June 10, 2019 11:16 AM (FhXTo)

407 >>Yes, he's a convicted felon and disbarred but because he turned on Nixon all the Alger Hiss fellators love him. Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2019 11:15 AM (y7DUB)

Dean is a punk.

Dean's wife: Master race.

Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)

408 X-ray specs:

https://tinyurl.com/y3zmtkfu

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 11:17 AM (KcRYg)

409 ... mind you, the real Kurt is probably lurking here with his hands... afk.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at June 10, 2019 11:17 AM (IYcBz)

410
o now the dems are pinning their hopes on jon dean?
LMAO
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 10,

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Didnt he die in a ports car accident...?

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:17 AM (8XRCm)

411 403 Remember those stories about campaign doorknockers just f'in' walking into people's homes?

I got one of those last year. He came precariously close to being deadified.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 11:05 AM (AzW6q)

What? Someone just opened your door and walked into your house?
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 11:16 AM (Ez6QX)

This is why I have a rottweiler. And locked doors.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK8)

412 398: Or Nancy "Soup" Snyderman

Posted by: CN at June 10, 2019 11:17 AM (U7k5w)

413 >>403 Remember those stories about campaign doorknockers just f'in' walking into people's homes?

That would be a very, very big mistake.

Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:18 AM (Bdeb0)

414 I just checked with Mom, and yes I'm still a fucking asshole.

Posted by: Sen Juan Cornhole at June 10, 2019 11:18 AM (hjaPQ)

415 Dean is a punk.

Dean's wife: Master race.
Posted by: Zod at June 10, 2019 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)

She had a Playboy spread, no?

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 10, 2019 11:18 AM (y7DUB)

416 This is why I have a rottweiler. And locked doors.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK

And, as I recall from the MoMe, you're strapped af.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:19 AM (jClbd)

417 Boobies!!

Posted by: cccp3o at June 10, 2019 11:19 AM (W+ny6)

418 Criminals in 2017 managed to get an advanced backdoor preinstalled on Android devices before they left the factories of manufacturers, Google researchers confirmed on Thursday.

Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 11:19 AM (QkjLD)

419 Did he kill another beloved ROUS?

Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:19 AM (gt2pY)

420 Didnt he die in a ports car accident...?
Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:17 AM (8XRCm)

He hit the same tree that killed Sonny Bono.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 10, 2019 11:20 AM (9SkN+)

421 Hubba hubba!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 10, 2019 11:20 AM (ufFY8)

422
Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 10, 2019 11:19 AM (gt2pY)

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We dont believe in you either, dickweed.

Posted by: North American Beaver at June 10, 2019 11:20 AM (8XRCm)

423 The first angel went and poured out his bowl on the land, and ugly, festering sores broke out on the people who had the mark of the beast and worshiped its image.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 10, 2019 11:15 AM (8XRCm)

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Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2019 11:20 AM (Kpl3J)

424 418 Criminals in 2017 managed to get an advanced backdoor preinstalled on Android devices before they left the factories of manufacturers, Google researchers confirmed on Thursday.
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2019 11:19 AM (QkjLD)

My basic assumption is that somebody, whether criminals or the NSA, has a backdoor on any computer or cellphone manufactured after a certain date.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:20 AM (RD7QR)

425 What? Someone just opened your door and walked into your house?
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 11:16 AM (Ez6QX)

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No... this Rhodes Scholar knocked first, and when he heard me come up to the peephole and walk away without letting him in, he just opened it and came in anyway.

Since I knew he was just a soyboy doorknocker with stupid campaign crap, I just shouted at him and called his boss instead of shooting him down.

Idiot. Some people's idiot children.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 11:21 AM (AzW6q)

426 296
Wasn't it syren's that tried to call Odysseus and his crew to their death on the rocks of Syren Island?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at June 10, 2019
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Right. Though usually it's spelled "siren," and I suspect that was why the order or family that manatees belong to

(Hi, AtC!)

is called "sirenians." Not that anybody not on drugs could confuse a manatee with a female like the one in today's painting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:21 AM (ClOmq)

427 416 This is why I have a rottweiler. And locked doors.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:17 AM (bcbK

And, as I recall from the MoMe, you're strapped af.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at June 10, 2019 11:19 AM (jClbd)

Well there's that, too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:21 AM (bcbK8)

428 Great Ape is up.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 10, 2019 11:21 AM (RD7QR)

429 de Blahsio continues his perfect record in Iowa.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 11:13 AM (DuZls)

Did he kill another beloved ROUS?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 10, 2019 11:15 AM (veoSD)

Probably.

But he polled 0%
Not a sausage.
Bugger all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at June 10, 2019 11:16 AM (bcbK

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He not only polled at 0%. He got 0 votes. A more perfect record, there could not be (for de Blahsio).

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2019 11:21 AM (DuZls)

430 de Blahsio continues his perfect record in Iowa.

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Lumbering gooftard communists aren't selling?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at June 10, 2019 11:21 AM (JoUsr)

431 He hit the same tree that killed Sonny Bono.

"See the tree how big it grows

I kilt Sonny Bono and his nose

A bubba boo"

Posted by: JT at June 10, 2019 11:22 AM (xNgpT)

432 Is that Larry and Barbara Manatee?

Posted by: Emmie Oakley at June 10, 2019 11:22 AM (4HMW8)

433 No... this Rhodes Scholar knocked first, and when he heard me come up to the peephole and walk away without letting him in, he just opened it and came in anyway.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 10, 2019 11:21 AM (AzW6q)

What the hell?!

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at June 10, 2019 11:23 AM (Ez6QX)

434 Nood with a Who Dis

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 10, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)

435 Dean isn't called 'Deep throat' for no reason.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2019 11:24 AM (CDGwz)

436 It's not sideboob if there's nipple. There's nipple.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 10, 2019 10:58 AM (fuK7c)

*PHWEET*
The ruling on the field of 'side boob' has been challenged.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 10, 2019 11:25 AM (88+cf)

437 Criminals in 2017 managed to get an advanced backdoor preinstalled on Android devices before they left the factories of manufacturers, Google researchers confirmed on Thursday.
Posted by: SMOD

Points and hysterically laughs at Android users for laughing at iPhone users.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2019 11:25 AM (yX09K)

438 Didnt he die in a ports car accident...?

Not John Dean, silly!
Jan 'n' Dean!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 10, 2019 11:29 AM (8ZmvG)

439 Tittays . . . !

Posted by: Dr_No at June 10, 2019 11:31 AM (imDUY)

440 Mermaid: too much fish to fry, not enough woman to love.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at June 10, 2019 01:14 PM (WJcbb)

441 @438 Didnt he die in a ports car accident...?

Not John Dean, silly!
Jan 'n' Dean!

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You meant James Dean, yes . . . ?

Posted by: Dr_No at June 10, 2019 01:25 PM (imDUY)

442 He lured her in after yeshiva and damn near mister sister.

Posted by: saf at June 10, 2019 01:36 PM (5IHGB)

443 And NO ONE mentioned "Oh, Paolo!"?

Posted by: GWB at June 10, 2019 07:57 PM (r9VLh)

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