Trump to Roy Moore: Why Don't You Make Like a Rug and Leave




Moore said Trump knows that Moore can beat incumbent Democrat Doug Jones. Which elicited an obvious response from Don, Jr.:



There is additional wisdom in the second kick of a mule.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:11 PM




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1 Moore is less.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (KLu+z)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (9cans)

3 I even read the content.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (KLu+z)

4 I love that Trump calls things as they are.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (ClOmq)

5 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (1XAal)

6 Put a fork in him, he is done.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (JUOKG)

7 man, I'm sorry I missed the "En Fuego!!!" thread.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (Kpl3J)

8 Ouch !

Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (1XAal)

9 not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (9cans)


What happens when you write that and you *are* first?

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)

10 I think the saying is off, Ace. Maybe that was your intention? It's "make like a tree and leave"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)

11 I think Moore won the last election.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (dNzKv)

12 7
man, I'm sorry I missed the "En Fuego!!!" thread.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019

*
*
. . .

I'm glad I made it. Things really got hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ClOmq)

13 man, I'm sorry I missed the "En Fuego!!!" thread.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Don't be.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (xSo9G)

14 There is additional wisdom in the second kick of a mule.

Or in the second dose of clap from a hooker, as Grandfather Poppins used to say.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (BmxiN)

15 "There is additional wisdom in the second kick of a mule."

I'm picturing John Wick 3 thanks to this quote.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (bcbK8)

16 You mean like last time? You're literally the only candidate who could lose a GOP seat in pro-Trump, pro-USA ALABAMA.


That'll leave a mark.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (JP4JT)

17 9 not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (9cans)

What happens when you write that and you *are* first?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)

=========

Singularity and the end of existence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (9cans)

18 Both Trumps left their boot marks on Moore.

Shorter - "Get a hobby!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (n1vYu)

19 Or rather- "leaf"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)

20 Trump just set fire to Moore's Senate hopes.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (gC2IV)

21 And corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (JP4JT)

22 Loosing Alabama .....

Let the next guy win it

Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (1XAal)

23 As I recall, there were a few counties with more votes than registered voters.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (dNzKv)

24 Technically, Roy only claimed he "will beat" his opponent, not win.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (KLu+z)

25 Normally, people who lose a can't lose race don't try again.

Except Moore.

And Hillary.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (YslsA)

26 Unlike the Daenarys-like guy in the last thread, this Moore fellow is NOT one of the Unburnt.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ufFY8)

27
Roy Moore on Soros payroll?

Posted by: Glenn John at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (LilNs)

28 Couldn't Trump just endorse someone else in the primary? AL voters, please explain. Surely your state is not as fouled electorally as Cali is.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ujg0T)

29 This certainly means that Moore cannot run as Trumpier-than-thou.

Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ZfRYq)

30 "loosing" --> "losing"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (GgtsI)

31 And Roy Moore got slimed.

I hate that. Just like I hate the way 'I'm not a Witch, I'm you' Christine O'Donnell got slimed.

But he's damaged property.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (bcbK8)

32 9
not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (9cans)



What happens when you write that and you *are* first?

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019

*
*
. . .

Your navel cracks open. All the air in your body rushes out and flies around the room for 30 seconds, leaving you flat as a piece of paper, nothing but your little eyes bugging out.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ClOmq)

33 Don Jr should run in AL.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (dNzKv)

34 Trump meddling in local election!
Impeach!

Posted by: VMom's phone at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (EGSGm)

35 Make like a shepherd and get the flock outta here.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ahS0B)

36 Singularity and the end of existence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (9cans)


Well then, carry on.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (aS1PU)

37 Make like a tree and lie.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ufFY8)

38 New Bill Krystol Column: "The Conservative Case for Roy Moore!"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (OJXf7)

39 Make like a banana and split

Posted by: VMom's phone at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (EGSGm)

40 18 Both Trumps left their boot marks on Moore.

Shorter - "Get a hobby!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (n1vYu)

It'll keep you from lighting yourself on fire, too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (bcbK8)

41 I am very sorry that the 'leadership' was rewarded for turning on him.

Having said that, there hopefully are better candidates.

Having proven that such tactics can work in Alabama, there's nothing to stop this from being used against whoever replaces him.

Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (nEOLy)

42 Yet he'll probably get the nomination

Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (O2RFr)

43 18 Both Trumps left their boot marks on Moore.

Shorter - "Get a hobby!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (n1vYu)

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It will be cosmically satisfying if Mo Brooks ends up the nominee just because he could counter Moore's support.

The establishment in Alabama could have backed in in the special election, but they didn't like him enough, so they got Moore instead.

It's similar to how the national GOP didn't like Cruz enough to back him to counter Trump whom they also didn't like.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (9cans)

44 Running for office should never become a business model.


*Looks at all of DC.* Too bad it is.

Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (WaxcS)

45 Dinty Moore > Roy Moore

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (NF7WJ)

46 As i said yesterday, I wish he wouldn't go down this road, but if I were him, I too would be consumed by a lust for revenge against the GOP that so royally ratfucked me, so I kind of get it.

But Trump & Co. were NOT involved in the ratfuckery so I also understand their anger at Moore.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (TJ0zg)

47 Moore will flame out if he runs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (AZsnm)

48 Moore should learn to code.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (dNzKv)

49 I thought there would be no math??

Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (1XAal)

50 who is going to primary the old coot?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (d7Ww2)

51 I supported Moore, and was more than a little pissed off at all the GOPe cowards who went hair on fire at the dogshit attacks, but he needs to go away now.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (y7DUB)

52 Make like a tree and GTFOH!

He's toast much like the poor soul of the last thread.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (0OmEj)

53 Moore would lose in Tennessee...he really needs to go.

Posted by: Tentotwo at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (yhf6w)

54 I was so looking forward to the entire circus...

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (hLRSq)

55 Appoint Moore Ambassador to Belgium or France. Moore is happy, Trump is happy and Frogs would not be happy. Good Times. I loved to see the American Ambassador to France ride his horse to work everyday and leave lots of road apples for the peebles to enjoy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (2LelM)

56 10 I think the saying is off, Ace. Maybe that was your intention? It's "make like a tree and leave"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)


No it's "Make like a tree and get outta here!"

Posted by: Biff Tannen at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (WaxcS)

57 Fuck Roy Moore, I won't, and a lot of my friends won't vote for the fucking fuck. Even to beat Jones.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (jsWA8)

58 If Moore wins the nomination, I'll vote for him again. I really do hope he doesn't run, though.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (hjaPQ)

59 47
Moore will flame out if he runs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (AZsnm)

He needs to talk to Mr Flame and get some tips.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ufFY8)

60 47 Moore will flame out if he runs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (AZsnm)



But haven't the Commiecrats already used up their smears? What else against Moore do they have?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ujg0T)

61 47 Moore will flame out if he runs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (AZsnm)

hot take?

(are we still doing fire jokes from last thread?)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)

62 50 who is going to primary the old coot?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (d7Ww2)

=====

He's not in elected office.

Posted by: Jackal at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (pziek)

63 Wait, I thought Ace was fully supportive of a Roy Moore campaign 2.0. Is he now against it as soon as Trump is against it?

Posted by: Howling Maude at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (IM7hs)

64 10 I think the saying is off, Ace. Maybe that was your intention? It's "make like a tree and leave"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
_______

Maybe he meant make like a rug and vamoose?

Posted by: Famous Gut Doctor Who Is Begging You To Throw Out That Vegetable at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (9vQJW)

65 There is additional wisdom in the second kick of a mule.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:11 PM

"Intelligence is the things we will never do. Wisdom is the things we will never do again." -Cato's wise old samurai mentor.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (J+mig)

66 Holy cow. Pelosi is in San Francisco, blathering, stammering, and stumbling trying to make coherent sentences.

Wow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

67 10 I think the saying is off, Ace. Maybe that was your intention? It's "make like a tree and leave"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)

make like a tree and leaf


make like a baby and head out


make like a plane and take off


make like a bee and buzz off



...... the jokes in 8th grade were the best.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)

68 (are we still doing fire jokes from last thread?)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK

My pecs are always fire bro.

Posted by: RBG at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (Gw09S)

69 it's time to ride off into the sunset, judge, is a great line.

go sassy!

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (DGS6j)

70 Having proven that such tactics can work in Alabama, there's nothing to stop this from being used against whoever replaces him.


Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM

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As we saw with Kavanaugh, the democrats will literally just make $hit up and force whoever to constantly defend themselves.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (JUOKG)

71 66 Holy cow. Pelosi is in San Francisco, blathering, stammering, and stumbling trying to make coherent sentences.

Wow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (bcbK8)

72 Sure, why not?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (AZsnm)

73 To Moore's credit he was fighting a 2-front war against Jones and the cuck contingent led by McConnell. That said he isn't a fantastic candidate and should ride off into the sunset

Posted by: Chuck Finley at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (4V+1q)

74 Maybe that white house guy should have just cursed the darkness.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (NF7WJ)

75 We just sent Roy a whole pile of Epstein Cash

complete with downy pubic hairs, plucked from my teeth

Posted by: Cankles at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (DPjeO)

76 66 Holy cow. Pelosi is in San Francisco, blathering, stammering, and stumbling trying to make coherent sentences.

Wow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)


just telling her staff where not to step on the sidewalk.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)

77 I think the saying is off, Ace. Maybe that was your intention? It's "make like a tree and leave"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)



Actually, it's :" make like a rug and take a nap"

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (nEOLy)

78 Maybe my old schoolmate Bradley Byrne will win. He's pro-Trump.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (HaL55)

79 The Moops > Roy Moore.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (9t0Zz)

80 Nipples

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK8)

81 80 Nipples
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK

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Please, expound further.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (9cans)

82 You're literally the only candidate who could lose a GOP seat in pro-Trump, pro-USA ALABAMA.

Hard to see how Donnie TwoScoops, Jr. is in any way wrong here.

Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (fF3XF)

83 I'm all in for Byrne. Served with his late brother.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (jsWA8)

84 Actually, it's :" make like a rug and take a nap"

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (nEOLy)

Or is it:
Make like a rug and lol get fucked

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (ufFY8)

85 I'd think he'd be more at home on the Biden ticket.

Posted by: Regular Dennis Reynolds at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (6/uwW)

86 oh Lord,

Mark is talking about boobs again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (d7Ww2)

87 PDT told Moore to get lost. That should be the end of it.

Posted by: jmel at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (OeWgo)

88 Make like a tree and GTFO.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (88+cf)

89 I think the saying is off, Ace. Maybe that was your intention? It's "make like a tree and leave"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)



Actually, it's :" make like a rug and take a nap"

I always preferred "Make like a hockey player and get the puck out"

Posted by: Scuba Dude at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (4q/mG)

90 Posted by: Mr. Helpful at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (nEOLy)

LOL. But I think "make like a rug and just lie there" sounds better.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (ahS0B)

91 Bradley Byrne would like the last thread.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (AZsnm)

92
Your navel cracks open. All the air in your body rushes out and flies around the room for 30 seconds, leaving you flat as a piece of paper, nothing but your little eyes bugging out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ClOmq)


everything eventually refers back to Jerry Nadless.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (sy5kK)

93 Judge Moore:

"But I didn't see

That when the flame burned out

You'd leave a cold dark cloud

A-rainin' down, a-rainin' down on me"

(There; two thread topics in one)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (ClOmq)

94
Gloves off!

Posted by: Pow! Bam! at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (UFLLM)

95 We needs MOAR Roy Chicken in Alabama.......

JUDGE not less ye be JUGGED WANTING.

Posted by: saf at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (5IHGB)

96 55 Appoint Moore Ambassador to Belgium or France. Moore is happy, Trump is happy and Frogs would not be happy. Good Times. I loved to see the American Ambassador to France ride his horse to work everyday and leave lots of road apples for the peebles to enjoy.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (2LelM)

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Bingo. Give him a nice plush sinecure. My thoughts ran towards Switzerland or The Netherlands. Someone like him in the meccas of globalism would drive all the right people crazy.

Posted by: Jackal at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (pziek)

97 I see Trump standing on the Capitol steps in a colander facemask:

Smegma crazies to the left!

The gate! Gayboy berserkers to the gate!

Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (ZfRYq)

98 You would think Roy Moore would feel burned out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

99 86 oh Lord,

Mark is talking about boobs again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (d7Ww2)

Your prayers are odd.

Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (xYwhN)

100 81 80 Nipples
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK

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Please, expound further.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (9cans)

So I was watching a VERY bad movie called 'The Girl from Rio'. It was made in 1968. NO ONE wore underwear and most of the cast was barely-dressed supermodels.

Nipples everywhere.

It was like one of Grammie Winger's backyard BBQ parties, back in the day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK8)

101 Make like a rug and lie back and think of England.

Posted by: Dept of Mixed-Up Bullshit at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (hjaPQ)

102 We thrashed this out pretty thoroughly last night. You guys know that he has to run in the Republican primary, yes?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (yv6t0)

103 My guess is there is at least one viable, decent MAGA-esque candidate in Alabama. You need to be a decent candidate to win, look at Arizona after all.

Which reminds me, McSally needs to step it up or get out now. We can't have two leftists as our senators...in Arizona.

Posted by: Exurban Doug at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (8mWEM)

104 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (d7Ww2)

So instead of "Baywatch" it's the next installment of "Boobwatch"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (ahS0B)

105 Yeah, dude. Listen to the Boss. Bow out gracefully. I know you think you're helping. But you can really help by not helping. :-)

I don't know what the situation in Alabama is, but there's gotta be somebody on the MAGA team there better than Moore that can run and win, yes?

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (O4obU)

106 I'm kinda hoping we get an opportunity to vote for Junior. Dude has the mindset.

Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (8erNz)

107 Posted by: Mr. Helpful at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (nEOLy)

LOL. But I think "make like a rug and just lie there" sounds better.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I said that during a date once.



It didn't end well. I did get rug burns.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (nEOLy)

108 Moore's got too much baggage weighing him down thanks to the Democrat smear machine. I don't think he's a bad person, or that he'd make a terrible Senator, but I don't think he's electable.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (J+mig)

109 man, I'm sorry I missed the "En Fuego!!!" thread.

Posted by: Tom Servo

And just when it was getting hot! Bada bing!

Posted by: Boswell at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (32YRo)

110 Tan, rested and ready!

Posted by: Former AG Snoregard at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (ptqGC)

111 Make like a tree and GTFO.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (88+cf)

89 I think the saying is off, Ace. Maybe that was your intention? It's "make like a tree and leave"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)


Actually, it's :" make like a rug and take a nap"

I always preferred "Make like a hockey player and get the puck out"
Posted by: Scuba Dude


Make like a dog and lie down with fleas.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (JP4JT)

112
What's the status of Jerry the Hut?

Posted by: Pow! Bam! at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (UFLLM)

113
Make like a banana and split dude.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (TAmPV)

114 Byrne, the fuckstick from Auburn, can't remember who all else is running

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (jsWA8)

115 60 They may have used them, but it isn't like they go away. Ask Dan Quayle. It isn't fair, but politics can get slimy and sometimes it doesn't come off. Maybe ifMoore had agresively gone after his accusers post loss it might have changed minds, but what can he do now to win those who wanted nothing to do with him last time?

Sometimes the reality is just there and one has to take a long look at it, as unfair as it may be.

Posted by: Bete at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (Ojki1)

116 So instead of "Baywatch" it's the next installment of "Boobwatch"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I like blue footed boobies! they are silly birds, and they really do have blue feet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (d7Ww2)

117 people like Moore and Akin end up being the most pro-abortion politicians because they scare middle of the roaders to elect the Dem

Posted by: Avi at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (kSq2k)

118 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (IXZGh)

119 Well AL primary voters can avoid any trouble, right? Up to them.


And there's some irony in Trump personally stepping in, citing threat to his agenda. He might notice key parts of his agenda, esp. borders/immigration, are looking like the guy on the Ellipse this morning.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (QDnY+)

120 As for the Mueller BS statement

I find it very interesting that Mueller specifically mentions the underlying work product and that it is being processed outside of his office.

I would LOVE to see the work product. That would likely show the timeline for when and how early the Mueller team KNEW there was no collusion or co spit act with Russia. This is the kind of information Barr should look at and release to the public. We paid for the investigation, we should know how the Mueller team used it and how and when it was obtained. I think Mueller is nervous he is going to be exposed as a scam artist and unethical twat.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (erKsD)

121 What are we talking about again?

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (aS1PU)

122 Crack an egg in your shoe and beat it.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (88+cf)

123 I think the saying is off, Ace. Maybe that was your intention? It's "make like a tree and leave"

I think it's a "Back to the Future" callback.
Biff Tannen got several little sayings wrong:
"Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here?"
"You're about as useful as a screen door on a battleship."
"Have a nice trip, see you next winter!"
etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (9t0Zz)

124 51: I agree, Sessions was also unhelpful. Please don't run Snoreregard again

Posted by: CN at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (U7k5w)

125
What are we talking about again?

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (aS1PU)


Flaming clown boners.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (ptqGC)

126 121 What are we talking about again?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (aS1PU)

===========

Singularities...boobs...Nadler...fire...

Essentially, Roy Moore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (9cans)

127

Moore will probably be a shit now and run as 3rd party spoiler like that "Republican" fuckstick in WV.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (HWL85)

128 120
As for the Mueller BS statement
...


They are in trouble now. All of them. And they know they are in trouble...

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (O4obU)

129 Ha! I just got put in Twitter time out for tweeting that I hope that POTUS hangs every coup plotter he can catch. Apparently, that is "abusive behavior".

Posted by: jmel at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (OeWgo)

130 As we saw with Kavanaugh, the democrats will literally just make $hit up and force whoever to constantly defend themselves.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (JUOKG)


Then it is best if the candidate does not come pre-damaged with a history of lukewarm support from his own state party. That's just asking to get zapped a second time and I don't think it is worth the risk to make a gesture of defiance.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (hLRSq)

131 What are we talking about again?

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (aS1PU)

Flaming clown boners.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (ptqGC)


Thanks!

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (aS1PU)

132 I will note that if you really did want Moore to run as a spoiler independent, probably the best way is to have a bunch of high profile out-of-staters give him a rasher of shit.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (yv6t0)

133 Now we have to wait for the Bulwark to defend Judge Moore, right?

Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (8erNz)

134 Cocaine Mitch put Doug jones in the Senate.

Mitch was more than willing to risk the Senate going Dem. It's Deep State over country in the GOPe.
Trump could see that the House was most likely lost so he went into hyper drive and campaigned his ass off for Trump candidates for Senate...and Trump prevailed.

It remains a puzzle how Ronna Romney McDaniel gets rewarded for the House 'R' slaughter by keeping her RNC job.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (MfYPF)

135 It won't work. People who believe they are on a mission from God really aren't persuadable.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (xPl2J)

136 Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (d7Ww2)

Yes, boobies sometimes get posted during "Boobwatch"-a beautiful pair of them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (ahS0B)

137

If you lie down with fleas, you get dogs!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (UFLLM)

138 125


What are we talking about again?



Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (aS1PU)

Flaming clown boners.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019

*
*
. . .

Does that mean "boners on flaming clowns," or "flaming boners on otherwise non-combustible clowns"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (ClOmq)

139 What are we talking about again?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (aS1PU)

Boobs including Roy Moore

Posted by: Scuba Dude at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (4q/mG)

140
So I was watching a VERY bad movie called 'The Girl from Rio'. It was made in 1968. NO ONE wore underwear and most of the cast was barely-dressed supermodels.

Nipples everywhere.

It was like one of Grammie Winger's backyard BBQ parties, back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK


Keep bringing up topics like these, and nobody will get any work done, Mark.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (sy5kK)

141 As noted by Grump, we did this one yesterday. If only the proprietor read his own blog [yeah yeah, I know, that violates an HQ prime directive]. And AL voters will have the last word.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (QDnY+)

142 Mmmmmm.......Boobies........

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (IXZGh)

143 Make like a rug and get on Sleepy Joe's head.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (uEbPt)

144 St.Louis Cardinals have a new pitcher starting tonight.

His name is Genesis...this could be the start of something big.


Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (cF8AT)

145 Or in the second dose of clap from the same hooker, as Grandfather Poppins used to say.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (BmxiN)

That's the version I thing really makes a mark!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (AZxMX)

146 make like a missile and cruise

make like horse shit and hit the trail

make like geese and get the flock out

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (d7Ww2)

147 Tell that rat soup eating motherfucker to drop out da race.....

Posted by: Zombie Rudy Ray Moore at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (Z+IKu)

148 Did Roy Moore go screaming to anyone that would listen that the election was stolen?

Just curious.

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (IXZGh)

149 Wait- isn't it, "make like a tree and leave"?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (VpIIl)

150 61 47 Moore will flame out if he runs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (AZsnm)

hot take?

(are we still doing fire jokes from last thread?)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK

We're already going to hell for that thread, let's not exacerbate things.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

151 Tornado warning for Bucks and Lehigh counties - PA

Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (7+QLY)

152
Funny, just a year ago we (mostly me) were pining for the good ol days when leftists were immolating themselves because Bush.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (HWL85)

153 Make like a hooker and blow.

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (IXZGh)

154 I can see a real good thread developing about that "be a man" article in the sidebar. If ace needs any ideas.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (uEbPt)

155 If course these public tweets mean they tried telling him in private and he refused

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (k81AA)

156 Was the Alabama loss the result of voter fraud? Possibly, but only because Moore's reputation made it such a narrow race to begin with. Whether or not it's fair to Moore, we need to find a solid candidate, someone like Mo Brooks or whoever.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (Vgw1E)

157 129 Ha! I just got put in Twitter time out for tweeting that I hope that POTUS hangs every coup plotter he can catch. Apparently, that is "abusive behavior".

Well, yeah. It kinda is in the socialmediasphere, if not in 1794 France.

I'd love to see several of Obama's Cabinet and maybe the Chief Fraud put on trial for their lives, but I'm not prepared to advocate execution absent a verdict.

Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (8erNz)

158 103 after McCain and Flake for 6 yrs I kind of figured that was what AZ wanted in its Senators.

Posted by: Bete at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (Ojki1)

159 Tornado sirens went off twice just north of DFW airport earlier. Turns out to be just heavy rain.

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (IXZGh)

160 I think the saying is off, Ace. Maybe that was your intention? It's "make like a tree and leave"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
_______

Maybe he meant make like a rug and vamoose?

Posted by: Famous Gut Doctor Who Is Begging You To Throw Out That Vegetable at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (9vQJW)

VA is closed. Moose out front should have told you.

now make like a drum and beat it...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (8D42x)

161 144 St.Louis Cardinals have a new pitcher starting tonight.

His name is Genesis...this could be the start of something big.


Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (cF8AT)

============

For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (9cans)

162 1. Some of the slams against Roy Moore were not fair. (The mall ban and the yearbook were both bullshit hoaxes)

2. Nevertheless, he's a kook who lost an easy Republican seat, he shouldn't get a second chance.

3. Does this mean Doug Jones is no longer "the only morally responsible choice?"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (O7MnT)

163 Make like Micheal Jackson and beat it

Posted by: FrodoB at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (5+qNg)

164 99 86 oh Lord,

Mark is talking about boobs again.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (d7Ww2)

Your prayers are odd.
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (xYwhN)


If you would have attended the YakimaMoMe, it would be completely understandable.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (sy5kK)

165 St.Louis Cardinals have a new pitcher starting tonight.



His name is Genesis...this could be the start of something big.







Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (cF8AT)

No, he's not starting tonight. It was all a misunderstanding.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (xPl2J)

166 "Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck outta here?"

Posted by: NC Ref at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (IGYfK)

167 I think Moore would have been a decent choice but he's proven to be a liability and the man should avoid running if he is about the job and the nation rather than just himself.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (39g3+)

168 156 Was the Alabama loss the result of voter fraud? Possibly, but only because Moore's reputation made it such a narrow race to begin with. Whether or not it's fair to Moore, we need to find a solid candidate, someone like Mo Brooks or whoever.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (Vgw1E)

===========

He was always a weak statewide candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (9cans)

169 People who feel entitled to hold an office should not.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (AB9tT)

170 Really, just go away Roy. It's embarrassing already.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (VpIIl)

171 Somebody wake Jeff Sessions up and tell him to run....

Run like the wind.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (Z+IKu)

172 The proper approach would be for everyone outside the state to say that Moore is a fine man, a patriot, and good conservative. But that they think there are others equally good in the state party. And mostly, STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING PRIMARY.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (yv6t0)

173 Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (7+QLY)

Wow. Hope everybody stays safe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (ahS0B)

174 156
Was the Alabama loss the result of voter fraud? Possibly, but only
because Moore's reputation made it such a narrow race to begin with.
Whether or not it's fair to Moore, we need to find a solid candidate,
someone like Mo Brooks or whoever.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2019

*
*
. . .

Somebody like Trump. He's one of a kind, but surely there must be somebody else in America who is as genuinely tough . . .?

(And don't call me Shirley.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (ClOmq)

175 The Fed refuses to lower rates, and the bond market now thinks we will have a recession going right around election day.

The Fed is not political, you say?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (LISuA)

176 111
Make like a tree and GTFO.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (88+cf)



89 I think the saying is off, Ace. Maybe that was your intention? It's "make like a tree and leave"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)





Actually, it's :" make like a rug and take a nap"



I always preferred "Make like a hockey player and get the puck out"

Posted by: Scuba Dude





Make like a dog and lie down with fleas.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (JP4JT)

Make like Mussolini and get publicly executed and hung upside down in a public square while people throw rocks at your body and that of your wife.
Or something.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (CPk08)

177 People who feel entitled to hold an office should not.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (AB9tT)

THIS

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (J+mig)

178 Moore's got too much baggage weighing him down thanks to the Democrat
smear machine. I don't think he's a bad person, or that he'd make a
terrible Senator, but I don't think he's electable.


His image is pretty much ruint, as we used to say back home in Alabama. A 30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to go over well anywhere these days. That's just creepy. At least try to look normal, dude.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (HaL55)

179 112
What's the status of Jerry the Hut?
Posted by: Pow! Bam! at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (UFLLM)

Just ate an alien amphibian.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

180 Make like a baby and head out.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (DB16e)

181
It remains a puzzle how Ronna Romney McDaniel gets rewarded for the House 'R' slaughter by keeping her RNC job.
Posted by: Voter theater. at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (MfYPF)

Uncle....um...uncle.....um, what's his name again?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (sy5kK)

182 So I have carefully, and over a long period of time, culled my "suggested videos" from YouTube to eliminate almost all news.

What just popped-up, top of the page, as soon as I got there?

BREAKING NEWS!!

All Mueller, Nadler, and DRUMPF GUILTY!!!

Rage-stroke inducing.

Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (fF3XF)

183 Did Roy Moore go screaming to anyone that would listen that the election was stolen?

It may very well have been, but the GOP was so desperate to make it all go away they just looked the other way, like the Dems counted on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (39g3+)

184 He was always a weak statewide candidate.

Except for being twice elected to be the Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. He did lose twice in the primaries for Governor but this was his first statewide general election loss.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (yv6t0)

185 As pissed as I was over the complete falseness of the allegations against Moore, he was robbed by democrat fraud.
Still he absolutely should NOT run again because, if he fought back valiantly, I sure as hell didn't see it.

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (x6XkS)

186 171 Somebody wake Jeff Sessions up and tell him to run....

Run like the wind.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (Z+IKu)



I remember when Jeff Sessions was a hero for killing the Bushyrovie Scamnesty in 2006. Sigh. Good times. What went wrong?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (ujg0T)

187 No, he's not starting tonight. It was all a misunderstanding a schismatic heresy.

Fixed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (LISuA)

188 His image is pretty much ruint, as we used to say
back home in Alabama. A 30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to
go over well anywhere these days. That's just creepy. At least try to
look normal, dude.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (HaL55)


Yeah!

Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (CPk08)

189 I think Moore is stuck on stupid.

Posted by: WisRich at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (G0vdT)

190 somehow folks didn't go vote. So...what happened?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (JziUy)

191 When you think you are so special you must run despite being flattened by baggage and having already lost a super easy seat, you just might be a power hungry narcissist.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (9hauA)

192 A 30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to go over well anywhere these days.

It doesn't seem to bother the people who voted for Da Nang Dick Blumenthal.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (O7MnT)

193 156 Was the Alabama loss the result of voter fraud? Possibly, but only because Moore's reputation made it such a narrow race to begin with. Whether or not it's fair to Moore, we need to find a solid candidate, someone like Mo Brooks or whoever.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (Vgw1E)

Moore didn't have that reputation before the race anymore than Kavanaugh had his. He also had the GOP drop financial support(McConnel's pick didn't get the nod) while the Dems got really high voter turnout from their efforts. Fundamentally I'm not sure anyone except for McConnell's pick would've walked away with a win on account of GOP backstabbing.

I think whoever runs now would win on 2020 presidential year turnout but they'd need Trumps support.

Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (xYwhN)

194 I don't want Moore to run again but I'm not from Alabama and I don't want to tell them what to do just like I don't want their opinion on what we do in Texas.

If Moore is so bad then he won't win the primary. If he does then it's the will of the people of Alabama.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (iXJM1)

195
It remains a puzzle how Ronna Romney McDaniel gets rewarded for the House 'R' slaughter by keeping her RNC job.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (MfYPF)


It wasn't her fault.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (TAmPV)

196 A 30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to go over well anywhere these days. That's just creepy. At least try to look normal, dude.

The thing is he's been married for 30 years to the same woman and hasn't chased after anyone all this time. And while creepy it wasn't illegal (or even all that sensational at the time). So... yeah I don't like how it was then, but that's very old news from long ago and wasn't even wrong at the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (39g3+)

197 Ukraine; servers stolen from presidential situation room.

No comment from Joe Biden or Cindy McCain (she remains concerned about democracy in Ukraine).

Posted by: 13times at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (K3B2k)

198 191 When you think you are so special you must run despite being flattened by baggage and having already lost a super easy seat, you just might be a power hungry narcissist.


this is about me, isn't it

Posted by: hillary at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (d7Ww2)

199 Make like Micheal Jackson and beat it

Posted by: FrodoB at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (5+qNg)
........

Winner by a nose.

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

200 Alabama can run anyone they like as long as they set the CNN News Van on fire.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (2LelM)

201 Was he treated unfairly? Yes.

Will Democrats flame the next candidate the same way? Count on it.

But he had his shot and nobody wants to re-litigate this garbage again.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (VpIIl)

202 So yeah, I'm gonna be on the job market in a few weeks. Fun times!

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)

203
...... the jokes in 8th grade were the best.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)

Yeah? Yeah? Well this is the Smallest Violin in the World, and it's like, um, playin' sumthin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)

204 188 His image is pretty much ruint, as we used to say
back home in Alabama. A 30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to
go over well anywhere these days. That's just creepy. At least try to
look normal, dude.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (HaL55)

Yeah!
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (CPk0


Yeah!

Posted by: human at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (0CeRG)

205 Why don't Roy Moore make like a Vietnamese monk and self-emmoliate?

All the cool judges are doing it.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (mWtgZ)

206 140
So I was watching a VERY bad movie called 'The Girl from Rio'. It was made in 1968. NO ONE wore underwear and most of the cast was barely-dressed supermodels.

Nipples everywhere.

It was like one of Grammie Winger's backyard BBQ parties, back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK


Keep bringing up topics like these, and nobody will get any work done, Mark.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (sy5kK)

I do what I can

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (bcbK8)

207 It was 3 years not 2....all of 2018, 2019 and 2020.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (FiUMj)

208 The Dems had basically the same voter turn out they had for Hillary. Yeah that's not suspicious.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (iXJM1)

209 Of course if the Dems maintain the relative position of turnout they had in 2018 to the reps, then that seat will remain in their hands. Whether that's fraud or not isn't necessarily material, just saying if it was done once, why not twice?

Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (xYwhN)

210 somehow folks didn't go vote. So...what happened?

The press managed to convince people that they'd be creepy child molesters if they did vote for him, and then lied and said that their votes were a matter of public record so everyone would know.

And it worked. Alabama elected the most pro-abortion senator in their history, to avoid electing a guy their political enemies hated.

Good job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (39g3+)

211 A 30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to go over well anywhere these days.

OTOH, forty-year-old guys chasing teenage girls is so cool the Brits made a documentary about it.

https://tinyurl.com/yxne923m

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (O7MnT)

212 202 So yeah, I'm gonna be on the job market in a few weeks. Fun times!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)

Congrats?

I know your current work place has not been a rose garden.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (bcbK8)

213 Winner by a nose.

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

No fair. It fell off and he threw it ahead of him.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (CPk08)

214 184 He was always a weak statewide candidate.

Except for being twice elected to be the Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. He did lose twice in the primaries for Governor but this was his first statewide general election loss.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (yv6t0)

==========

What were his percentages on those wins?

Just over 50%.

He's always been weak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (9cans)

215
So I was watching a VERY bad movie called 'The Girl from Rio'. It was made in 1968. NO ONE wore underwear and most of the cast was barely-dressed supermodels.

Nipples everywhere.

It was like one of Grammie Winger's backyard BBQ parties, back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK

What didn't you like?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (JgA4k)

216 Have Moore run as a Democrat. He wins the Nom and guarantees a win win outcome.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (2LelM)

217 202 So yeah, I'm gonna be on the job market in a few weeks. Fun times!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)


____

FUNEMPLOYMENT!!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 29, 2019 03:36 PM (FiUMj)

218 well, sorry charlie. The GOP needs some new blood. If you can't haz it in Alabama, where you gonna get it, son?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:36 PM (JziUy)

219 175 The Fed refuses to lower rates, and the bond market now thinks we will have a recession going right around election day.

The Fed is not political, you say?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (LISuA)

...

My boss is like a dog gnawing a bone about the 10 year vs 2 year spread.

I'm sure it's a valid indicator but he's ready for the sky to fall.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (yL25O)

220 And it worked. Alabama elected the most pro-abortion senator in their history, to avoid electing a guy their political enemies hated.


and by less than the number of write-in votes.

Despite everything, it was very close. If Montgomery and Birmingham hadn't turned out 100% of their voters he would have still won despite the sliming.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (yv6t0)

221 "140
So I was watching a VERY bad movie called 'The Girl from Rio'. It was made in 1968. NO ONE wore underwear and most of the cast was barely-dressed supermodels.

Nipples everywhere.

It was like one of Grammie Winger's backyard BBQ parties, back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK "

I'm guessing it's pretty lonely in the Midwest these days.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (VpIIl)

222 215
So I was watching a VERY bad movie called 'The Girl from Rio'. It was made in 1968. NO ONE wore underwear and most of the cast was barely-dressed supermodels.

Nipples everywhere.

It was like one of Grammie Winger's backyard BBQ parties, back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK

What didn't you like?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (JgA4k)

George Sanders was really out of place. The main character was bland and stupid. The plot made no sense.

But...lots of side boob, underboob, toned midriffs and nipples everywhere.

It was a mixed bag.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK8)

223 Broseidon, that sucks.

I hate my job but for the moment I don't want to be unemployed and looking. I figure once we get into late July/August, I'll start dropping my resume for work outside of Ohio.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (wCmLp)

224 I like that a public guy who has been married for almost 40 years is with no marital scandals is tarred as immoral. And by like I mean disgusted.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (iXJM1)

225 Oops failed insockination.

Posted by: human at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (0CeRG)

226 Mitch was more than willing to risk the Senate going Dem. It's Deep State over country in the GOPe.

Yeah, they could have defended him like they did Kavanaugh and fought for him but ... Kavanaugh is one of the boys, he's in the club. Moore was a disruptive outsider.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (39g3+)

227 It remains a puzzle how Ronna Romney McDaniel gets rewarded for the House 'R' slaughter by keeping her RNC job.

Posted by: Voter theater. at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (MfYPF)


It wasn't her fault.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (TAmPV)
------------
So what's her plan to make sure a bucket load of house election night leads don't evaporate over a couple weeks ala CA in 2018? That was all on the up and up I'm sure.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (/ZYFC)

228 Holy cow. Pelosi is in San Francisco, blathering, stammering, and stumbling trying to make coherent sentences.

Wow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)

Coherent sentences are overcomboobulated, bbllllllpppp conspiracy patriarchy intervention.--Nazi Palsy.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2019 03:38 PM (m79Dg)

229 yeah, I think we, as the GOP base and intelligentsia, should get used to accepting that the donks can and will get away with character assassination ... and swat raids for no reason.

so...sorry moore. we can't help every palin the left shears.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:38 PM (JziUy)

230 Surely, there are other viable candidates in AL?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 29, 2019 03:38 PM (9hauA)

231 192 A 30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to go over well anywhere these days.

It doesn't seem to bother the people who voted for Da Nang Dick Blumenthal.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (O7MnT)


Ponder your own statements, and I think you will find your answer.

The moral emptiness of CT voters is alive and well.

DaNang Dick is flying back from Saigon on a C-130, and is unavailable for comment.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:38 PM (sy5kK)

232 Make like a bakery truck and haul buns

Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at May 29, 2019 03:39 PM (TcM5G)

233 So yeah, I'm gonna be on the job market in a few weeks. Fun times!
Posted by: Broseidon

***

Get a list of potential employers from Insomniac

/snark

Posted by: Hillary at May 29, 2019 03:39 PM (BAjJK)

234 make like a rug and shag off, roll away ... rugs get beat, don't they?


mixed metaphors and fractured fairy tales are the best.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2019 03:39 PM (Cus5s)

235 US may suspend training F35 pilots

Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:39 PM (1XAal)

236 Dem voters: Moore is a degenerate freak who liked legal age teenagers, decades ago!

Also Dem voters: but Menendez trafficking underage girls, meh, minor character quibble.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (39g3+)

237 From Turkey

Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (1XAal)

238 Scott Brown won in MA, Dough Jones won in AL. Crazy shit happens in special elections. I don't want to take the risk, but I think in a regular election, and especially in a prezzy election year, no Democrat wins a Senate seat in Alabama.

But still, why take the risk?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (FiUMj)

239 Holy cow. Pelosi is in San Francisco, blathering, stammering, and stumbling trying to make coherent sentences.

Wow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)


It must be doctored video. We all know how coherent she is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (OLCnA)

240 I like Don Jr., but a guy from New York City pissing on a southern man's pride is probably not the best way to keep him from running.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (yv6t0)

241 US may suspend training F35 pilots
Posted by: Yo! at M



you left out a key word "turkish"

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (MTjB1)

242 It is the choice of the Alabama Republicans who they want as their nominee, but I don't see anything good coming from giving Moore another shot at this.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

243 Moore shouldn't run again; and I agree with PDT's tweet and its tone as well as content; but Don Jr.'s response didn't impress me. If Moore refuses to take the hint (cough, cough) and says he'll run again despite the President's withdrawal of support, then go after him.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (Dh1wo)

244 Despite everything, it was very close

***

DJTJR s point was that it shouldn't be close ever

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (BAjJK)

245 235 US may suspend training F35 pilots
Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:39 PM (1XAal)

237 From Turkey
Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (1XAal)

Turks should never have had the F-35 in the first place.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

246
So what's her plan to make sure a bucket load of house election night leads don't evaporate over a couple weeks ala CA in 2018? That was all on the up and up I'm sure.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (/ZYFC)


PDT is actually on the ticket this time.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (TAmPV)

247 Surely, there are other viable candidates in AL?

There will be five or more in the primary, I am pretty sure.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (yv6t0)

248 240 I like Don Jr., but a guy from New York City pissing on a southern man's pride is probably not the best way to keep him from running.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (yv6t0)

=============

If he wanted to convince Moore to not run, he'd schedule a meeting with him to talk it through and even, maybe, offer some kind of position in the federal government from his dad.

This is about influencing the minds of the voters of Alabama to not support Moore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (9cans)

249 Looks like Biden's 32 point lead is now 18 points. He needs to get out more.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)

250 email today, only one part of Bluto's proposal:

Pass historic legislation to ensure citizenship and full opportunity.
In his first 100 days, Beto will put the full weight of the presidency
behind passing legislation through Congress that creates a pathway to
citizenship for 11 million undocumented people, fast-tracks Dreamers and
beneficiaries of programs like TPS, makes naturalization easier for
nearly nine million already eligible immigrants by waiving fees and
providing pre-filled applications, enable community visa sponsorship,
and raise visa caps.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (ZqRa6)

251 "It wasn't her fault. "

Wait, what?

The GOP was completely incompetent in places like California where they got their asses handed to them basically because their GOTV op and their lawyers were studdering, incompetent buffoons.

Their so called election lawyers and support staff tasted the Democrats ass in just about every state where they were needed.

I have no idea why people are supporting McDaniels. This is the same crap the RNC has been pulling for years. They were just lucky people got out and voted for Trump.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (VpIIl)

252 Despite everything, it was very close. If Montgomery and Birmingham hadn't turned out 100% of their voters he would have still won despite the sliming.

----

if the GOP can't deal with local precincts stuffing ballot boxes...then we should find another party

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (JziUy)

253 I've worked hard to convert a lot of Union Democrats to leave the plantation. Roy Moore won't fly with them. At all.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (jsWA8)

254 Dem voters: Moore is a degenerate freak who liked legal age teenagers, decades ago!

Also Dem voters: but Menendez trafficking underage girls, meh, minor character quibble.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (39g3+)



Comrade our non biased media decides what is and isn't a story or issue. Obviously a Democrat doing that is a non issue for....reasons

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (OLCnA)

255 Geez, is Soros or Omidyar funding Roy Moore's 2020 campaign????

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (W+vEI)

256 So what's her plan to make sure a bucket load of house election night leads don't evaporate over a couple weeks ala CA in 2018? That was all on the up and up I'm sure.
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (/ZYFC)

My guess, and it's really just a guess, is that they do, indeed, have a plan. Donnie TwoScoops is going to insist on it.

Not terribly smart to let anyone know what said plan is this far out though, right?

Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (fF3XF)

257 This is about influencing the minds of the voters of Alabama to not support Moore.


Clearly he doesn't know Alabamians.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (yv6t0)

258 249 Looks like Biden's 32 point lead is now 18 points. He needs to get out more.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)

We just need to convince him that there are girls out there who need a sniff and a squeeze.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (RD7QR)

259 The thing is he's been married for 30 years to the same woman and hasn't chased after anyone all this time. And while creepy it wasn't illegal (or even all that sensational at the time). So... yeah I don't like how it was then, but that's very old news from long ago and wasn't even wrong at the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (39g3+)

I agree with you.

My problem is that so many politicians feel like they are indispensable. They aren't.

But looking at it from his perspective, I guess it's difficult for him. He may think that this is his only way to make a living, his reputation having been trashed so that he probably can't be a judge again or even a talking head on TV.

Shame, but he needs to look at the big picture. It's not all about him.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (9hauA)

260 you know, moore got screwed, however, unscrewing him and rehabilitating him enough to get him elected would take too much.

give him a nice job somewhere, give him a seat on the sc maybe.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (MTjB1)

261 LOL guys... it's "make like a rug and roll outta here."

Am I the only one who's heard this?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (TJ0zg)

262
Also Dem voters: but Menendez trafficking underage girls, meh, minor character quibble.

---

we can't rely on the left to self-police.

if we can't raise these issues, then we suck

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (JziUy)

263 120 As for the Mueller BS statement

I find it very interesting that Mueller specifically mentions the underlying work product and that it is being processed outside of his office.

I would LOVE to see the work product. That would likely show the timeline for when and how early the Mueller team KNEW there was no collusion or co spit act with Russia. This is the kind of information Barr should look at and release to the public. We paid for the investigation, we should know how the Mueller team used it and how and when it was obtained. I think Mueller is nervous he is going to be exposed as a scam artist and unethical twat.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (erKsD)


Mister Mueller, when Bruce Ohr, the #4 FBI man in charge, told many FBI agents in the summer of 2016 that the dossier was FAKE and information was from RUSSIANS, why did you take nearly 2 years of time to continue your investigation?


- The first question coming from any real Republican or American.

(that will never be asked).

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (sy5kK)

264 Despite everything, it was very close. If Montgomery and Birmingham hadn't turned out 100% of their voters he would have still won despite the sliming.



Just 100%?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (OLCnA)

265 Fen, you have the best hash tag of the day (ahS0B)
Ahhhh, sonofabitch...

Posted by: PabloD at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (DZtVt)

266 192 A 30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to go over well anywhere these days.

Probably not. And it does sound like a sort of archaic but "normal" sort of "establish yourself professionally and then marry the young daughter of an appropriate family" sort of thing. Which just makes it weird (and archaic) rather than completely creepy. And 15 years difference in age is really nothing.

But far too many people try to rewrite history and are too invested in claiming that various things were never "okay". We never told dead baby jokes when we were teenagers. Men never actually joke about conquests in locker rooms. No one ever made horrible pedo jokes before the age of recording everything including what we had for lunch. And fully grown men never actually *courted* girls in high school because girls weren't EVER expected to marry right after graduation.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (BD/yx)

267 62
Also Dem voters: but Menendez trafficking underage girls, meh, minor character quibble.

---

we can't rely on the left to self-police.

if we can't raise these issues, then we suck
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (JziUy)


no, that was all the underage teenagers.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (sy5kK)

268 But still, why take the risk?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (FiUMj)


Because we are not going to let dirty tricks deprive us of this candidate this time around when they worked well the last time!

BANZAI!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 03:45 PM (hLRSq)

269 266 192 A 30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to go over well anywhere these days.
--------------------
It works like fire with rock stars.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:45 PM (2LelM)

270 Dem voters: Moore is a degenerate freak who liked legal age teenagers, decades ago!

Also Dem voters: but Menendez trafficking underage girls, meh, minor character quibble.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Yesterday: problem?

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at May 29, 2019 03:46 PM (nEOLy)

271 Dems don't care about Moore's young girl obsession. It's his Religious stances. You know, the ones that got him booted from the Al Supreme court

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 29, 2019 03:46 PM (jsWA8)

272

Gloria AllRed is currently writing in...errr... reviewing yearbooks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2019 03:46 PM (OLCnA)

273 You know, the ones that got him booted from the Al Supreme court


Twice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (yv6t0)

274 Unfortunately, I think Moore is gonna make like a honey badger and not give a shit.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (gC2IV)

275 Can't we get one of you gals to show up at a Biden rally in the front with a low cut top? Surely that will be Kryptonite.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (VpIIl)

276 10-year spread?? Better not tell Sleepy Joe Biden.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (Dh1wo)

277 Won't be surprised if Sessions announces.

Posted by: Monty James at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (Zqz9o)

278 If he walks the Democrats will reelect Jones.

Posted by: torabora at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (Y274z)

279 Fen if you're still here there's a tornado warning for Lambertville NJ

Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (jtqoO)

280 If Moore had won another office since his defeat, then yeah, he'd have a case for running.

He hasn't so he doesn't.

He's a pitcher that walked the bases loaded and walked in the go-ahead run bottom 9th.

Go back to the minors and fix your shit

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 29, 2019 03:48 PM (k81AA)

281 I don't think Moore will win the nomination.

They dynamics are all different this time. Aside from the fact that it's a regular election and not a special election, the support for Moore was probably equally support for him as a candidate and a protest against Luther Strange.

Strange should never have given himself the Senate seat, and he definitely should never have run for it. He was the king of corrupt in Alabama for a few years, and a lot of voters hated him for it.

Without Strange there, Moore is the closest in stature, probably, to Strange, but he has lower support (the poll I remember had him at something like 27%). I just don't see him collecting enough other voters to coalesce into the de facto choice. I would imagine his polling would need to be at least mid-30s if not a tad higher to pull that off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:48 PM (9cans)

282 Unfortunately, I think Moore is gonna make like a honey badger and not give a shit.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (gC2I

--------

Yup. Since I'm in the group of "people who aren't Roy Moore," I wish he'd just lay off.

But, if I weren't in that group I'd be all over Mitch like I was a turtleshell.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 03:48 PM (TJ0zg)

283 275 Can't we get one of you gals to show up at a Biden rally in the front with a low cut top? Surely that will be Kryptonite.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (VpIIl)

Pink Kryptonite does interesting things to Supergirl

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK8)

284 Also, IIRC, there was a big story about the Dims using fake socialist-media bots to influence that special election. Did Moore do anything about that after the fact? That didn't sound very legal for them to do and I'm fairly sure Moore is a lawyer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 03:49 PM (HaL55)

285 Can't we get one of you gals to show up at a Biden rally in the front with a low cut top? Surely that will be Kryptonite.
Posted by: Marcus T

Is one of the gals here 12?

Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at May 29, 2019 03:49 PM (nEOLy)

286
Biff Tannen for Senate!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2019 03:49 PM (pNxlR)

287 230 Surely, there are other viable candidates in AL?

Declared GOP candidates:

Bradley Byrne, US Rep for AL-1
Tommy Tuberville, Former Auburn coach and FL resident
Arnold Mooney, state rep
Stanley Adair, businessman and former televangelist

Moore, Sec of State John Merrill, and State Auditor Jim Zeigler are considering running but haven't announced.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 03:49 PM (hjaPQ)

288 There is additional wisdom in the second kick of a mule.

_______


"So what you're saying is having taken thousands of kicks without learning anything has made as geniuses?" -- Leftards Everywhere

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 29, 2019 03:49 PM (L8IUA)

289 I find it very interesting that Mueller specifically mentions the underlying work product and that it is being processed outside of his office.

----------

moooler said it was his testimony...does that mean that he perjured himself where his report was inaccurate or incomplete?

plus, the idea that he can say these things without being crossed...you know? He creates a bizarre rule about obstruction and ignores basic facts but please take his word for it.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:50 PM (JziUy)

290 Won't be surprised if Sessions announces.


That will be interesting. His last election he ran unopposed, and I don't mean in the primary. He was so popular that the Democrats didn't even bother to put up a candidate.

He's a bit less popular now, and frankly, old news. Him entering the primary and trying to cock-block Byrne and the other younger men is likely to lead to a mess and a run-off that he won't be in but Moore might.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:50 PM (yv6t0)

291 you know, the ss should have a standing policy of shooting everyone that is on fire near the wh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:50 PM (MTjB1)

292 Turks should never have had the F-35 in the first place.


Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM


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No they should not have ever been given any advanced fighters. Plus we need to move all of our Nukes out of the Country if we haven't already done that.


They have not been the most reliable ally in the last 100 years.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:50 PM (JUOKG)

293
9 not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (9cans)

What happens when you write that and you *are* first?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)


You create a space-time singularity and your ass is grass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2019 03:51 PM (pNxlR)

294 Looks like Biden's 32 point lead is now 18 points. He needs to get out more.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)

That would go against the strategy.

Posted by: BS at May 29, 2019 03:51 PM (NFEMn)

295 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (9cans)

The Trumps can't be seen to be supporting him. They want it well known where they stand.

Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 03:51 PM (uEbPt)

296 Well, sir, it's this rug I had. It really tied the room together.
Why did it have to leave?

Posted by: Dude at May 29, 2019 03:51 PM (01UVu)

297 No they should not have ever been given any advanced fighters. Plus we need to move all of our Nukes out of the Country if we haven't already done that.


They have not been the most reliable ally in the last 100 years.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at M




just rig one to blow in an emergency

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:51 PM (MTjB1)

298 The way to destroy the Turks is to flood the country with Porn. Then just walk in and take over. Cereally.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:51 PM (2LelM)

299 Make like a cabin boy on the Titanic and barely escape into the North Atlantic, only to get sucked under when the ship sinks, and drown alone, hopeless, cold, and in the dark.

Make like a 14th century French Peasant and die in septic shock as Yersinia pestis proliferates in your lungs and lymph nodes and you die in pain, delerious and feverish, choking on your own bodily fluids.

Make like an Egyptian jet fighter pilot and disintegrate in a ball of flame and metal when you hit the desert floor going Mach 1 in a frantic attempt to avoid the Israeli Mirage on your ass.

I'm doing something wrong, I know....



Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 03:52 PM (CPk08)

300 Grass on the infield, play ball!

Posted by: Joey Biden at May 29, 2019 03:52 PM (AZsnm)

301 His image is pretty much ruint, as we used to say back home in Alabama. A
30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to go over well anywhere
these days. That's just creepy. At least try to look normal, dude.
=====

Joe Biden does very well with his schtick.

McConnell (and Sessions) did the loss all by hubris. Don't think it will teach them anything, and a good voice is now lost to slime. Odd that Alabama is rebelling by its own state laws. Seems like a big F-U to the 'electability' gurus.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2019 03:53 PM (MIKMs)

302
Ronna McDaniel is doing a fine job as the RNC Chair

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 03:53 PM (TAmPV)

303 264 Despite everything, it was very close. If Montgomery and Birmingham hadn't turned out 100% of their voters he would have still won despite the sliming.



Just 100%?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (OLCnA)

Pikers!


- SoCal, WA state, and Detroit voting rolls.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:53 PM (sy5kK)

304 Can't we get one of you gals to show up at a Biden rally in the front with a low cut top? Surely that will be Kryptonite.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (VpIIl)




Slick Willie: Where is this rally at?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2019 03:53 PM (OLCnA)

305 I think if you want to get Ace's reference, you need to watch Boondock Saints...

Posted by: Mr Wolf at May 29, 2019 03:54 PM (YkEgi)

306 CNN fires all London correspondents?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK8)

307 Bryne will call him Sleepy Sessions to his face in the debates.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:54 PM (yv6t0)

308 Turks should never have had the F-35 in the first place.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

We should have cancelled the sale, put the money into an account, and froze it until Erdogan is out of power. Ataturk wouldn't recognize what that two-bit Hitler wannabe has done with his country.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 03:54 PM (J+mig)

309 Can anyone explain to me a realistic scenario where rerunning Roy Moore in 2020 would result in him winning? Yes, he had the dirty done to him, and it worked. That is not, to me, a good reason to go and do Back To School Two - Yearbook Squad.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 03:55 PM (hLRSq)

310 292 Turks should never have had the F-35 in the first place.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM
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No they should not have ever been given any advanced fighters. Plus we need to move all of our Nukes out of the Country if we haven't already done that.

They have not been the most reliable ally in the last 100 years.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:50 PM (JUOKG)



Make that 20. Back when Tansu Ciller was PM, it was still a sane secular place. It's just Erdogan and his creeps.

In general, there is a "pecking order" for NATO equipment, and usually Turkey (and the other Southern Euro countries like the P.I.G.S.) always gets the hand-me-downs. They were still flying F-104 Starfighters into the 2000's IIRC.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 03:55 PM (ujg0T)

311 Can anyone explain to me a realistic scenario where rerunning Roy Moore in 2020 would result in him winning?


Straight party voting in a Presidential election year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:55 PM (yv6t0)

312 We should have cancelled the sale, put the money into an account, and froze it until Erdogan is out of power. Ataturk wouldn't recognize what that two-bit Hitler wannabe has done with his country.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at M




lol, sure, then the next time some dem gets elected they will load some plane with pallets of cash and fly it back to erdogan.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:56 PM (MTjB1)

313 Pink Kryptonite does interesting things to Supergirl

**

Jumpcut to Phil Hartman saying "She loses control!"

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 29, 2019 03:56 PM (BAjJK)

314 Re the thread below.

Looks like they'll be needing some sod on the White House lawn.

Posted by: golfman at May 29, 2019 03:57 PM (OE84+)

315 Make like a cow patty and hit the trail

Posted by: Boomer at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (kS4cA)

316
"Why don't you make like a rug and lie?"

Oops, sorry, wrong responses' column.

* switches from Dims' to Pubbies' column *

"Why don't you make like a cheap suit and fold?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (pNxlR)

317 Best Joe:
young comb-over Joe
old white plugs Joe
?

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

318 CNN fires all London correspondents?
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gearing up for 2020, have to redeploy assets.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (MTjB1)

319 Old enough to bleed; old enough to butcher.

Posted by: joey biden at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (Dh1wo)

320 Straight party voting in a Presidential election year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:55 PM (yv6t0)


So he is depending on the top of the ticket to save him, and not any actions that he himself could do? That plan does not fill me with confidence as it seems to be more prayer than plan.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (hLRSq)

321 If Moore gets the nom I will support him.

If any other conservative gets the nom, ditto.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (IfYaq)

322 They were still flying F-104 Starfighters into the 2000's IIRC.



Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 03:55 PM

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The F 104 G Starfighter was the absolute coolest looking airplane to ever fly....ever!

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (JUOKG)

323 317 Best Joe:
young comb-over Joe
old white plugs Joe
?
Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

"Best" in what sense?

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:59 PM (RD7QR)

324 make like a rock, and roll.



Posted by: 8th grade version of LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:59 PM (sy5kK)

325 you know, old girlfriend of mine said her mom told her that men are like rugs, if you lay a man right the first time you will be able to walk all over them forever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:59 PM (MTjB1)

326 The F104 - almost as dangerous for the pilot as it was for the adversary.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 29, 2019 03:59 PM (IfYaq)

327 So he is depending on the top of the ticket to save him, and not any actions that he himself could do? That plan does not fill me with confidence as it seems to be more prayer than plan.


I could be wrong but I think his plan is to get a majority of the Republican vote in the primary/run-off and to be the Republican nominee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:00 PM (yv6t0)

328 318 CNN fires all London correspondents?
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gearing up for 2020, have to redeploy assets.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (MTjB1)

You know, I buy that. Only so much money to go around.

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329 Make like a dude that just banged a fat chick, chew your arm off and get the fuck outta dodge.

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:00 PM (IXZGh)

330 306 CNN fires all London correspondents?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK

It's a vibrant and growing network!

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:00 PM (RD7QR)

331 what's brown and sticky?



a stick!


you pervs

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)

332 The F 104 G Starfighter was the absolute coolest looking airplane to ever fly....ever!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (JUOKG)



Witchdoktor beat me to it, but the plane was a pitiless b*tch to fly.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 04:00 PM (ujg0T)

333 you know, our neighbor is moving out, kind of resembles that scene in the jerk. she wanders out to her car carrying one thing at a time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:00 PM (MTjB1)

334 I wonder if Don Jr has any political aspirations?

Posted by: IC at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (a0IVu)

335 325 you know, old girlfriend of mine said her mom told her that men are like rugs, if you lay a man right the first time you will be able to walk all over them forever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:59 PM (MTjB1)

That she is not an ex-wife shows wisdom on your part.

Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (xYwhN)

336 he's folding like a KMart lawn chair after Fat Jerry sits on it!


(tuned for political relevance)

Posted by: 8th grade version of LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (sy5kK)

337 Mark, yeah, this place is a garbage fire, and I'm leaving of my own accord. Our new controller, the only person who'd been keeping me sane because she understood that our bosses are fuck-ups, left abruptly last night.

This place competely disrespects its accounting dept, and now it's going to expect me to do the work of two people for no extra cash? Yeah, fuck that noise.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (oZ6kz)

338 Moore got jobbed by the smear machine, but he should sit this one out.

Posted by: inogame at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (+2xjH)

339 what's worse than a driveway full of kittens?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (MTjB1)

340 Surely, there are other viable candidates in AL?
Posted by: chique d'afrique

Charles Barkley !

And don't call him Shirley !

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (nwYk7)

341 I did not eat CNN's cafeteria. It was a cost-cutting measure!

Posted by: Brian Stetler at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (hjaPQ)

342 It's a vibrant and growing network!

"But there are no mass layoffs." - CNN

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (HaL55)

343 Now let's not panic, or get outraged, over Moore's situation. Remain calm.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (QDnY+)

344 "Best" in what sense?

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:59 PM (RD7QR)
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Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

345 337 Mark, yeah, this place is a garbage fire, and I'm leaving of my own accord. Our new controller, the only person who'd been keeping me sane because she understood that our bosses are fuck-ups, left abruptly last night.

This place competely disrespects its accounting dept, and now it's going to expect me to do the work of two people for no extra cash? Yeah, fuck that noise.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (oZ6kz)

============

Maybe you should try for some Jeopardy money.

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346 I think if you want to get Ace's reference, you need to watch Boondock Saints...
Posted by: Mr Wolf at May 29, 2019 03:54 PM (YkEgi)

One of my favorites...

Fuck. Ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtjDbzyKoPU

Posted by: golfman at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (OE84+)

347 what's brown and sticky?

Cornholed?

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (IXZGh)

348 wasn't paying much attention, but catharine herridge said something about russians, elections, and broads.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (IHkCi)

349 346 I think if you want to get Ace's reference, you need to watch Boondock Saints...
Posted by: Mr Wolf at May 29, 2019 03:54 PM (YkEgi)

One of my favorites...

Fuck. Ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtjDbzyKoPU
Posted by: golfman at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (OE84+)

===========

I loathe that movie.

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350 DR. WTF @ 9--What happens if you say you are first, or if you are not really first? I have been first a couple times, and I must say those those events rank right up there with the sensation of getting a NAM, but not quite a NCM. So, if you say you are first and not actually first, you know in your heart the real facts. See, it's kinda like you are benefiting from affirmative action, and didn't really earn anything. MLK will not be happy about this.

Posted by: Eromero at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (qBNEP)

351 Bro, sorry to hear that man. Good luck eh?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (IfYaq)

352 343 Now let's not panic, or get outraged, over Moore's situation. Remain calm.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (QDnY+)

Dude. The Horde would panic about running out of Cheetoes.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (RD7QR)

353 That she is not an ex-wife shows wisdom on your part.
Posted by: Someguy at M



lol, you know when someone describes a woman as "hard", they were talking about her and her mom. reasonably attractive but both were first and foremost interested in getting theirs.

worked out for sex though, never had to worry about her getting off, she made sure it happened.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (MTjB1)

354 OK. How about this one:

Make like an unsuccessful medieval Irish warlord, get tied to a tree by druids, have your abdomen cut open while you are awake and alive, and get your bowels pulled out of your abdomen by means of a wooden rod inserted through the small bowel mesentary and twisted, until you die of shock.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 04:04 PM (CPk08)

355 Make like wug and WEAVE

Posted by: VMom's phone at May 29, 2019 04:04 PM (EGSGm)

356 354 OK. How about this one:

Make like an unsuccessful medieval Irish warlord, get tied to a tree by druids, have your abdomen cut open while you are awake and alive, and get your bowels pulled out of your abdomen by means of a wooden rod inserted through the small bowel mesentary and twisted, until you die of shock.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 04:04 PM (CPk0

Your fantasy life is Disturbing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 04:05 PM (Kpl3J)

357 Make like an unsuccessful medieval Irish warlord, get tied to a tree by druids, have your abdomen cut open while you are awake and alive, and get your bowels pulled out of your abdomen by means of a wooden rod inserted through the small bowel mesentary and twisted, until you die of shock.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at M



you went to the same boy scout camp I did!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:05 PM (MTjB1)

358 I mean if people remember some of my posts from previous months, I've sort of had one foot out the door for almost 6 months. This is just the absolute last piece of the puzzle. The job market scares me but this place is soul draining.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:05 PM (oZ6kz)

359 330
306 CNN fires all London correspondents?

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It's a vibrant and growing network!

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:00 PM (RD7QR)


Like in a kiln?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (ymnmz)

360 352 343 Now let's not panic, or get outraged, over Moore's situation. Remain calm.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (QDnY+)

Dude. The Horde would panic about running out of Cheetoes.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (RD7QR)

Uh, this is purely hypothetical right?

Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (xYwhN)

361 what's worse than a driveway full of kittens?
-------
A kitten full of kittens!
https://twitter.com/delenore_bang/status/
1133427593892356096

Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (Dh1wo)

362 Alright, I'm about done with the topic of Roy Moore, who I don't even like, but I have to reiterate this for people who do not know Alabamians. Alabama is very much the Fuck All Ya'll state.

The best way to get Roy Moore to run as an Independent and take 20% of the general election vote as a spoiler is for outsiders to publicly berate him. Particularly Yankees, no offense meant but truth be told.

For a place with such a lot of problems, Alabama has almost Texian pride. They will burn their own house down rather than let you take it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (yv6t0)

363 354 OK. How about this one:

Make like an unsuccessful medieval Irish warlord, get tied to a tree by druids, have your abdomen cut open while you are awake and alive, and get your bowels pulled out of your abdomen by means of a wooden rod inserted through the small bowel mesentary and twisted, until you die of shock.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 04:04 PM (CPk0

Doesn't really work for the stated purpose but it might be intriguing during the Burning Times.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (RD7QR)

364 Job market is awesome, booming economy.

Posted by: Sanity Chec at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM (j/O0m)

365
Like in a kiln?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (ymnmz)


Be careful. Those things can KILL.

Posted by: Zombie Fawn Liebowitz at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)

366 360 352 343 Now let's not panic, or get outraged, over Moore's situation. Remain calm.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (QDnY+)

Dude. The Horde would panic about running out of Cheetoes.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (RD7QR)

Uh, this is purely hypothetical right?
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (xYwhN)

Breathe into the bag.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM (RD7QR)

367 329 Make like a dude that just banged a fat chick, chew your arm off and get the fuck outta dodge.
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:00 PM (IXZGh)

the old coyote move

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM (JFO2v)

368 what's worse than a driveway full of kittens?
-------
A kitten full of kittens!
https://twitter.com/delenore_bang/status/
1133427593892356096
Posted by: andycanuck at M



no, the 8th grade joke says it is cleaning them off with a snowblower.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM (MTjB1)

369 354 OK. How about this one:

Make like an unsuccessful medieval Irish warlord, get tied to a tree by druids, have your abdomen cut open while you are awake and alive, and get your bowels pulled out of your abdomen by means of a wooden rod inserted through the small bowel mesentary and twisted, until you die of shock.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 04:04 PM (CPk0


Jim? Jim Comey? Is that you?

I'm smelling the scent of pine forest here!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM (sy5kK)

370 you know, the best 8th grade jokes were the hellen keller jokes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:08 PM (MTjB1)

371 Dude. The Horde would panic about running out of Cheetoes.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (RD7QR)

Uh, this is purely hypothetical right?
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (xYwhN)

Breathe into the bag.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet


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Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 04:08 PM (JP4JT)

372 I mean if people remember some of my posts from previous months, I've
sort of had one foot out the door for almost 6 months. This is just the
absolute last piece of the puzzle. The job market scares me but this
place is soul draining.>>Had a similar job. I could have worked for 5-6 years and gotten state retirement, but would have gone crazy or killed someone. Took a contract job at 2/3'rds the salary (learned to code) and have never regretted it in 20 years.
Good luck.

Posted by: FrodoB at May 29, 2019 04:09 PM (5+qNg)

373 Job market is awesome, booming economy.


Lowest unemployment rate in your lifetime. It's amazing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:09 PM (yv6t0)

374 Chris Cuomo woke up today and decided to help CNN by coming out against a kidnap and rape survivor arming herself to protect against future threats to her family.

Actually he intended to slam the NRA but since he's a fucking idiot he couldn't help himself.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 29, 2019 04:09 PM (x2PE6)

375 Job market is awesome, booming economy.


Posted by: Sanity Chec at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM

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And all of the economic prognosticators are claiming the omens are pointing to a massive recession this summer.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 04:09 PM (JUOKG)

376 the best 8th grade jokes were the hellen keller jokes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:08 PM (MTjB1)

-----

As the great Helen Keller once said:

"MMMWEHHHHH."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 04:10 PM (TJ0zg)

377 >>For a place with such a lot of problems, Alabama has almost Texian pride. They will burn their own house down rather than let you take it.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

Good to know.
I am staying out of this Moore debate.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2019 04:10 PM (W+vEI)

378 Judge Roy Bean > Judge Roy Moore

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 29, 2019 04:10 PM (IFKOp)

379 374 Chris Cuomo woke up today and decided to help CNN by coming out against a kidnap and rape survivor arming herself to protect against future threats to her family.

Actually he intended to slam the NRA but since he's a fucking idiot he couldn't help himself.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 29, 2019 04:09 PM (x2PE6)

==========

What do you expect you someone believes that an inanimate object contains moral agency?

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380 358 I mean if people remember some of my posts from previous months, I've sort of had one foot out the door for almost 6 months. This is just the absolute last piece of the puzzle. The job market scares me but this place is soul draining.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:05 PM

Good luck. If you're in a blue state, maybe apply for out of state jobs. I hear the job market's pretty good lately, but that's just me.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 04:10 PM (J+mig)

381 370
*stick hand in front of crotch*
*stick other hand in air and wiggle finger*
whats this?


Helen Keller moaning and gagging the cat.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2019 04:11 PM (JFO2v)

382 A hot day like today calls for tomato sammiches.

Posted by: Weasel at May 29, 2019 04:11 PM (MVjcR)

383 Judge Roy Bean > Judge Roy Moore
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 29, 2019 04:10 PM (IFKOp)


The Judge Roy Bean's in Keller, Texas is now a Mexican food restaurant. I was slightly disappointed when I saw that.

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:11 PM (IXZGh)

384 Young Biff: Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here

Old Biff: : It's *leave*, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

Young Biff: All right then, LEAVE! And take your book with you!

Posted by: Aussie Faculty Member Bruce at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (7s3Gx)

385 Oh look, it's Helen Keller. Look over here and speak up Helen!

Oh God love me, what am I saying?

Posted by: Joe Bidet at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (/tuJf)

386 As the great Helen Keller once said: "MMMWEHHHHH."
---
ISWYDTN'T

Posted by: Helen Keller at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (hjaPQ)

387 Did Helen Keller say that while web surfing porn one-handed?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (Dh1wo)

388 Ohio, so, yknow, little blue, little red. I'm reluctant to leave town until my grandparents croak, though. My grandma seems to think she's only got a year or so left and my grandpa's getting a lot more senile lately.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (oZ6kz)

389 370 you know, the best 8th grade jokes were the hellen keller jokes.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:08 PM (MTjB1)

---------

You know why Hellen Keller couldn't parallel park?

Because she was a woman.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (gC2IV)

390 Broseidon, I heard that Robert Mueller retired today, so maybe you could apply for that job opening.


It pays well, and you don't actually have to do anything but lie like a rug.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 04:13 PM (sy5kK)

391 358 I mean if people remember some of my posts from previous months, I've sort of had one foot out the door for almost 6 months. This is just the absolute last piece of the puzzle. The job market scares me but this place is soul draining.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:05 PM (oZ6kz)

Yeah, you don't want to be the last rat off the sinking ship, and you're probably just about there. In any business, the Controller walking off without notice is a big fat danger sign going off.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 04:13 PM (Kpl3J)

392 >>You know why Hellen Keller couldn't parallel park?

>>Because she was a woman.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (/tuJf)

393 I'd like to congratulate ace and both the Trumps for endorsing the SAME tactics that were used against Kavanaugh, including paid accusers and forged evidence. Don't say a word when it's your turn.

Posted by: SDN at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (wXw18)

394 Why were Helen Keller's stockings yellow? Her dog was blind too.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (yv6t0)

395 Love "There is additional wisdom in the second kick of the mule"!

This is hilarious to me!

Posted by: Lynch Loretta at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (RhNAq)

396 Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (gC2IV)
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Lord, not parallel parking again...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (IFKOp)

397 Make like a library and book.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (tIcWb)

398 Eww

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (ykYG2)

399 Make like a homeless lesbian bag lady in my district, collect welfare, shit on the streets, shoot up in front of kids, trap peoples pets for food, then move to Oregon.

Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at May 29, 2019 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

400 CNN fires all London correspondents?

So which of their reporters journalisters was that on the south lawn earlier today?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2019 04:15 PM (A+ucP)

401 400 CNN fires all London correspondents?
------------------
Zucker is a magician.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (2LelM)

402 Make like a ho and blow!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (+y/Ru)

403 Comment not found

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (gC2IV)

404 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (ykYG2)

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OMFG. He just can't help himself. They need to cut out his tongue and have a ventriloquist speak for him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (TJ0zg)

405 I missed the last thread.

The guy on fire was raimondo, right?

Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (QzkSJ)

406 I used to be a great parallel parker when I lived in the city. Since I moved to the burbs, have lost the knack. All the wide open spaces out here. But I had to parallel park on Saturday, and didn't do so bad. My brother was in the back seat directing me when to cut the wheel.

Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (DJFLF)

407 I think someone once tried to start up a Judge Roy's Beans, but it just never had the cachet it needed to get going.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (Kpl3J)

408 summit.news/2019/05/29/joe-biden-asks-for-10-year-old-girls-address-tells-her-shes-good-looking/



It's funny that everyone's talking about Biden going low profile, so he pokes his head up and immediately goes creepy.

Dude is a disaster on the march.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 04:17 PM (oVJmc)

409 Dammit

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 04:17 PM (gC2IV)

410 CNN fires all London correspondents?


Damn. Have to buy my own drinks.

Posted by: Stefan Halper at May 29, 2019 04:17 PM (QzkSJ)

411 OMFG. He just can't help himself. They need to cut out his tongue and have a ventriloquist speak for him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (TJ0zg)

I knew he wouldn't be able to stop himself. He has a compulsion.

Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:17 PM (DJFLF)

412
Please, please, please let Joe Biden win the D nomination.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 29, 2019 04:17 PM (rXie1)

413 my posts from previous months, I've sort of had one foot out the door for almost 6 months. This is just the absolute last piece of the puzzle. The job market scares me but this place is soul draining.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at M

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (MTjB1)

414 My gentle sarcasm misfired - just as well.


Everybody's jonesing [heh] for a new post, maybe I should do an OT comment to willow this one?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (QDnY+)

415 Dude is a disaster on the march.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


And yet still their strongest candidate.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (T6t7i)

416
Yeah, you don't want to be the last rat off the sinking ship, and you're probably just about there. In any business, the Controller walking off without notice is a big fat danger sign going off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 04:13 PM (Kpl3J)


You're describing any business which Michael Avenatti has ever been involved.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (sy5kK)

417 damnit

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (MTjB1)

418 Why were Helen Keller's stockings yellow? Her dog was blind too.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (yv6t0)


This is the only Helen Keller joke I remember.

We did more of the "guy with no arms or legs" jokes......

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (IXZGh)

419 To the barrel Y5.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (gC2IV)

420 403 Comment not found
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (gC2IV)

SO close!

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (Ez6QX)

421 Judging from the pics and vids of Biden with little children, it wouldn't surprise me at all if he had actually molested a child in private.

Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (DJFLF)

422 CNN fires all London correspondents?


Lucky London.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (oVJmc)

423 398

ewwww
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (ykYG2)

Yeah, it's a good thing he's got bodyguards.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (RD7QR)

424 how did hellen kellers parents punish her?

the rearranged the furniture

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (MTjB1)

425 How did Hellen Keller burn her hands? She was reading the waffle iron.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (yv6t0)

426 In any business, the Controller walking off without notice is a big fat danger sign going off.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Going short on Thomas the Tank Engine PLC.

Posted by: Investor Whiz Kid Miklos at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (QzkSJ)

427 Did Helen Keller try to read the waffle iron yet?

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (RuIsu)

428 Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (MTjB1)

Barrel level offense?

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (IXZGh)

429 To the barrel Y5.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at M




sigh

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (MTjB1)

430 Tornado Warnings in my part of PA now, ugh.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (sm6Pk)

431 Our company pays like 5 different attorneys and I don't know what any of them really do. At least if we had Avenatti as council I'd get to be in a deposition.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (oZ6kz)

432 OMFG. He just can't help himself. They need to cut out his tongue and have a ventriloquist speak for him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (TJ0zg)

He'd still have hands. They need Fartbook to whip them up an animatronic robot, just not from the Zuckerberg line, they haven't got those human looking yet.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (J+mig)

433 Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 03:52 PM (CPk0

That showed a great deal of historical insight and energy, but unless you wanted Moore to die in terrible ways instead of just leaving and not running for office it might have been overthought.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (ahS0B)

434 Yup. While I was typing.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (RuIsu)

435 Judge Moore thread - The Widening!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (Kpl3J)

436 Judging from the pics and vids of Biden with little children, it wouldn't surprise me at all if he had actually molested a child in private.
Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (DJFLF)
---
I got one punch left on my Comet Pizza card!

Posted by: Joey Inappropriate Touch Biden at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (vDqXW)

437 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?

Bob.

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (IXZGh)

438 And the margins get blown again.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (JP4JT)

439 How did Helen Keller drive?

One hand on the steering wheel, the other on the road.

Posted by: VMom's phone at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (EGSGm)

440 Barrel level offense?
Posted by: Sponge at M



would guess so, but look at the link anyway

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (MTjB1)

441 Make like a tree and piss off.

Posted by: Rdbrewer at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (/YWYC)

442 How did Helen Keller break her fingers?
She fell down the well and tried to call for help.

Posted by: PHenry at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (01UVu)

443 421
Judging from the pics and vids of Biden with little children, it
wouldn't surprise me at all if he had actually molested a child in
private.


I can't prove he didn't, so according to the new rules, it's the pen for him. He'll do well in General.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (T6t7i)

444 Alright, fuck it. I'm running for Senate.

Posted by: Helen Keller at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (hjaPQ)

445 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying in front of your door?

Matt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (yv6t0)

446 what did hellen keller do when she fell down a well?



she yelled her hands off

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (MTjB1)

447 And yet still their strongest candidate.
Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (T6t7i)

That's not as much a brag on him as it is a damning criticism of the whole field.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (J+mig)

448 Slow Joe: Well little miss, you're quite the looker. Your boyfriend is a very lucky guy.

Lil Girl: Um, I'm 10, I don't have a boyfriend.

Slow Joe: So what I'm hearing is you're single?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (oZ6kz)

449 What do they call Helen Keller if she's stuck on a wall - Art? Oh wait, that's not right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (Kpl3J)

450 The guy on fire was raimondo, right?

I don't think his mom lets him near matches.

Posted by: spindrift at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (sZRzw)

451 What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

Doug.

Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (IXZGh)

452 how did hellen keller burn her face?



she answered the iron

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (MTjB1)

453 Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (DJFLF)

Like VA Governor Gosnell-Northam described post birth abortion procedures so precisely, you just know he's been there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (AZxMX)

454 summit.news/2019/05/29/joe-biden-asks-for-10-year-old-girls-address-tells-her-shes-good-looking/
.......

That's a cool shot of the top of Joe's head, you can actually see all the individual plugs.

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

455

Connie's ratfink husband Carmine is mortadell.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (GDWqB)

456 The fact is, Roy Moore would be THE BEST fighter for restoration of the judiciary to its proper limited role, and for a dozen other important things.

That the people of Alabama didn't elect him, knowing how astonishingly FEARLESS he is, disappoints me. The man is a diamond. Priceless.

Posted by: Had To Read a Book at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (Kpbco)

457 That's not as much a brag on him as it is a damning criticism of the whole field.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est


Correct.

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (T6t7i)

458 sigh
Posted by: yankeefifth

There's most of a half pint of Rock n' Rye down where the cleaning supplies should be aren't in the Break Barrel.

Posted by: Miklos, don't say I never gave you nothin' at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (QzkSJ)

459 Why can't Stevie Wonder occasionally go out with his buddies at night anymore?


He got married.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (iXJM1)

460 how did hellen keller burn the other side of her face?



they called back

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (MTjB1)

461 438 And the margins get blown again.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (JP4JT)

nope just ice cream

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (JFO2v)

462 453 Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (DJFLF)

Like VA Governor Gosnell-Northam described post birth abortion procedures so precisely, you just know he's been there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (AZxMX)


Gotta say it like Rush does.

RAAAAAAPH NAAAAWVUM

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (sm6Pk)

463 There's most of a half pint of Rock n' Rye down where the cleaning supplies should be aren't in the Break Barrel.
Posted by: Miklos, don't say I never gave you nothin' at M




thanks

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (MTjB1)

464 For a place with such a lot of problems, Alabama has almost Texian pride. They will burn their own house down rather than let you take it.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


Two words to underscore this: GEORGE. FUCKING. WALLACE.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (AM1GF)

465 Biden's problem is that this is such a pattern. Look its kinda cute to say to a little girl that she's as smart as she is pretty. She seemed to like it. But if you are caught on camera groping and sniffing and horrifying kids and women that's not gonna go over so well.

Personally, I wouldn't go there, particularly in this era. Plus I'd think a little girl would be more grossed out than happy for a 53 year old man to be talking to her like that. But there's nothing innately awful in the single event. Its just one more brick in the wall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)

466 Boondock Saints

***

1999 was a fucking blow out year for movies.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (BAjJK)

467 Moore was horribly mistreated and lied about and Alabama voters should be ashamed for falling for the lies. That being said, Moore is not owed political office and should not run as he has already lost once.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (ERkyq)

468 That the people of Alabama didn't elect him, knowing how astonishingly FEARLESS he is, disappoints me.

You know who else was fearless?

Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (T6t7i)

469 And yet still their strongest candidate.
Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (T6t7i)
---
Darn right! I can break a board with my face!

Posted by: Joey Biden at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (vDqXW)

470 He Gook Lookin'
What you gt cookin?
How 'bout we meet
Down at the Elementary?

Posted by: Country Joe Biden at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (QzkSJ)

471 That being said, fuck Roy Moore. He should never have been the candidate. Even though I saw it coming the moment he announced.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (AM1GF)

472 How did Helen Keller burn the other side of her face??
The same idiot called back five minutes later!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (Dh1wo)

473 That's a cool shot of the top of Joe's head, you can actually see all the individual plugs.

Yeah but its kinda thin I think he needs a new set.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (39g3+)

474 Biden actually said to the latest victim: "If you give me your address I'll write you a letter and tell you the exact things I'll do"...

WHAT??

Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (DJFLF)

475 is blowing the margins still a bannable offense?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

476 My daddy says you are no good
My daddy say you are a pedophile


Thems mighty big words for a 10 Year Old

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (JFO2v)

477 I got nothin'!
Get Helen Keller on the phone!

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (RuIsu)

478
how did hellen keller burn her face?
she answered the iron

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (MTjB1)

How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?

She answered the stapler.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (TAmPV)

479 You will pray for a banning.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (yv6t0)

480 >>You know who else was fearless?

Helen Keller.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (/tuJf)

481 "WHAT??
Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (DJFLF)"

Dear Penthouse Forum...

I never thought your stories were true, until I got this letter in the mail from the Vice President....

Posted by: 10 year old girl at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)

482 lol they had Unka Joe under wraps for sooooo long

oops! the truth will out as they say

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (Rarvo)

483 is blowing the margins still a bannable offense?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
----
I don't really have a problem with it.

Posted by: The Margins at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (vDqXW)

484 Even though I think Moore should not run, Trump has a disturbing propensity for endorsing establishment hacks. I wish he would stop that too.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (ERkyq)

485 A-yo, Lil' Donnie! I set myself on fire on your lawn! I got 3rd degree burns over 70% of my body & will be in recovery for months! How do you like DEM apples?!?

Posted by: Ron Perlman at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (Izzlo)

486 Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (sm6Pk)

For a non-Virgianian, Rush nails that dialect!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (AZxMX)

487 Why do democrat chics smell so bad?
So Helen Keller can hate them too.

Posted by: PHenry at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (01UVu)

488 blown margins.


was Uncle Joe here again?


oh, Mayor Pete.


ok.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (sy5kK)

489 is blowing the margins still a bannable offense?
Posted by: nurse ratched at M




you should let ace know and ask him

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (MTjB1)

490 You know who else was fearless?


Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (T6t7i)

"ME!" - Yoshiro the Kamikaze pilot

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (cT2Wi)

491
25,126.41 -221.36 (-0.87%)
At close: 4:20PM EDT

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (yv6t0)

492 is blowing the margins still a bannable offense?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)


Why would me getting blown be an issue?

You hate my pleasure?

Posted by: The Margins at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (IXZGh)

493 474 Biden actually said to the latest victim: "If you give me your address I'll write you a letter and tell you the exact things I'll do"...

WHAT??
Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (DJFLF)

Okay, that's genuinely creepy in any context.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (RD7QR)

494 475 is blowing the margins still a bannable offense?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

Ugh I hope not. If Y5 gets banned who will provide us with Rosey Grier-inspired haikus?

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)

495 470 He Gook Lookin'

Posted by: Country Joe Biden at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (QzkSJ)


Wait, what?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (sm6Pk)

496 Personally, I wouldn't go there, particularly in this era. Plus I'd think a little girl would be more grossed out than happy for a 53 year old man to be talking to her like that. But there's nothing innately awful in the single event. Its just one more brick in the wall.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)

If each incident of Biden's creepiness was a brick, you could build the damn border wall with them.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (J+mig)

497 Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (ERkyq)

Trump should support any primary candidate not approved by Cocaine Mitch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (AZxMX)

498 *lights cigarette*

Posted by: The Margins at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (yv6t0)

499 is blowing the margins still a bannable offense?
Posted by: nurse ratched


Nah. Not bannable. Barrelable, yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (JP4JT)

500 I blew the margins once.

But I'm a pansexual, baby!

Posted by: Lando! at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (vDqXW)

501 Even though I think Moore should not run, Trump has a disturbing propensity for endorsing establishment hacks. I wish he would stop that too.
I think he's just interested in regaining that SENATE SEAT

step OFF crazy Joe Moore!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (Rarvo)

502 how did hellen keller burn her face?
she answered the iron

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (MTjB1)
..........

So. She slapped hot iron to it?

Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (v0R5T)

503 Biden will be out before the convention. He's fucking demented.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 04:29 PM (hjaPQ)

504 sorry wrong crazy

crazy ROY Moore?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 29, 2019 04:29 PM (Rarvo)

505
Don't ban Y5, ace... he's in pre-med.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 04:29 PM (TJ0zg)

506 is blowing the margins still a bannable offense?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)


Not if they buy you dinner first.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 04:29 PM (oVJmc)

507 Nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 04:29 PM (JP4JT)

508 Yes there's like cutesy not meant to be creepy stuff you can say about kids - "I bet he's gotta beat the girls off with a stick" for like a 6 year old who still believes in cooties. But I feel like Joe would take it even further. Like "Yeah and he's got a nice build too, bet he's a tiger in the sack"

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:29 PM (oZ6kz)

509 Alright, line up. Now, I know that first Banzai charge didn't go as planned, but I think we wore them down. I mean, if we're this low on men they got to almost be out of ammunition, right?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 04:30 PM (cT2Wi)

510 is blowing the margins still a bannable offense?
Posted by: nurse ratched

Nah. Not bannable. Barrelable, yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (JP4JT)
---
The Margins get 'em, then I do.

Posted by: The Barrel at May 29, 2019 04:30 PM (vDqXW)

511 Even though I think Moore should not run, Trump
has a disturbing propensity for endorsing establishment hacks. I wish he
would stop that too.

I think he's just interested in regaining that SENATE SEAT



step OFF crazy Joe Moore!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (Rarvo)

He can do that without carrying water for the Turtle's establishment choices.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at May 29, 2019 04:30 PM (ERkyq)

512 Q: Why was Helen Keller considered Deaf Dumb and Blind?

A : She became a commie

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 04:30 PM (iXJM1)

513 http://bit.ly/2Xg06pA
*******
Archbishop: Pope Francis Is 'Lying' About McCarrick

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 04:31 PM (BqBId)

514 491
25,126.41 -221.36 (-0.87%)
At close: 4:20PM EDT
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (yv6t0)

It closed at 17,888 on 11/7/2016.

Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 29, 2019 04:31 PM (JFO2v)

515 Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 04:30 PM (iXJM1)
***********
She played a Mean Pinball?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 04:31 PM (BqBId)

516 Once Moore was the nominee I supported him, but my gut instinct always felt he was toxic, way before the yearbook incident.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 29, 2019 04:32 PM (RBOtF)

517 Once Moore was the nominee I supported him, but my gut instinct always felt he was toxic, way before the yearbook incident.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 29, 2019 04:32 PM (RBOtF)

The fake yearbook incident?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 04:33 PM (iXJM1)

518 Had it not been for the Barbours and Mitch McConnell Mo Brooks would have won the primary. Roy Moore beat Luther Strange, the candidate of the swamp. The dumbass Barbours and McConnell picked the third place finisher and doubledd down on stupid by rejecting Moore.

The Barbours and McConnell insisted the brain dead Thad Cochran run again and now there is a (former - ha) democrat in his seat.

Like Trump Moore has had to battle both the repubs and dems. People better get a clue because McConnell would have loved for Pancho Vanilla to beat Cruz too.

Posted by: DanMan at May 29, 2019 04:35 PM (XTiHL)

519 Has Doug Jones made any egregious votes or fumbles since he won the special election?

Posted by: mrp at May 29, 2019 04:45 PM (Pqytn)

520 /calming down

Dinged Comey hard for his shit with Hillzebub.

I'm going through the summary bit by bit. Expect swings.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 04:48 PM (AM1GF)

521 Has Doug Jones made any egregious votes or fumbles since he won the special election?

He voted against Kav.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:49 PM (yv6t0)

522 Wait, so is this an old summary, or something that just got sat on for a year? Hate to think I was getting all worked up about nothin'...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 04:53 PM (AM1GF)

523 Roy Moore is "toxic" only because the establishment has told us all candidates should have the bland personality of say, Mitt Romney or Joe Biden.

Roy Moore is Roy Moore. The same man that told SCOTUS their same sex decision would have to pound sand in Alabama, and that installed the Ten Commandments in his courthouse.

I'm agnostic, but Moore is Moore and not a yuppie/preppie. Apparently, that means he's "toxic." I like real people, not the milquetoast preferred here.

Posted by: Had To Read a Book at May 29, 2019 04:54 PM (Kpbco)

524 Nothing personal folks, but if you REALLY believe the nation is at risk, you can continue to support people who are bland and won't rock a boat, or you can support true revolutionaries like Moore.

I'll take Moore every day of the week, and twice on Sundays, even over Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: Had To Read a Book at May 29, 2019 04:56 PM (Kpbco)

525 can continue to support people who are bland and won't rock a boat, or you can support true revolutionaries like Moore.

************

I only support revolutionaries who win, like Trump.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2019 06:02 PM (+dsLj)

526 give him a nice job somewhere, give him a seat on the sc maybe.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (MTjB1)

---------------

His seem to come with an ejection seat.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2019 06:13 PM (iQKgg)

527 So where was POTUS when the Washington Post and Gloria Allred defamed Roy Moore?

Are he and Don Jr. just going to complain about our defamation laws, or are they going to FIGHT?

Gloria Allred's "witness" was caught redhanded making a post-dated entry into a yearbook.

Why hasn't the DOJ investigated that? Isn't it a case of "voter suppression"?

What does Kimberley Guilfoyle see in that wimp Don Jr.? She's a lawyer, let her sue! She would make the case front page news. And she would have a nice case, Roy Moore v. The Washington Post. Add that to the Nicholas Sandmann case against WaPo and watch Jeff Bezos cry like a baby? He hates being taken to the cleaners by a hot woman.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 29, 2019 07:57 PM (EMi53)

528 Trump should shut up, doesn't he remember the false charges the Dims launched against any GOP candidate?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 29, 2019 09:38 PM (nRj4F)

529 As a lifelong citizen of the great state of Alabama I feel especially qualified to opine on this. Roy Moore is considered a joke here. He has grifted social conservatives here for 25 years and, in 2018, that reputation finally caught up with him.

I've personally witnessed him agree to speeches for small churches and pro-life groups for "expenses only." Then, he ran up tens of thousands of accommodation expenses on their dime. He also regularly sends out fund-raising solicitations when he isn't running for anything.

It really chafed my ass when I saw one of his solicitations on my grandma's table and she told me she sent him $100 to cover his expenses in the lawsuit against his accusers.

The problem is he hasn't sued his accusers and obviously has no intention to. He's not a good guy. So you folks sitting in Virginia or Arizona or wherever telling us folks in Alabama what a great guy he is, save it.

Oh and if you think he got the election stolen from him you're going to need to explain how it is that every other Republican in Alabama manages to win by double digits but Roy Moore manages to lose to a nobody.

Also the difference between Moore and Kavanaugh is that, after Kavanaugh was accused he literally had a parade of hundreds of respected men and women to come forward and vouch for his character. Roy Moore had...his wife. Smear tactics only work if the subject of the attacks is smearable.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at May 29, 2019 10:27 PM (3ufaJ)

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