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Trump to Roy Moore: Why Don't You Make Like a Rug and Leave
...If Alabama does not elect a Republican to the Senate in 2020, many of the incredible gains that we have made during my Presidency may be lost, including our Pro-Life victories. Roy Moore cannot win, and the consequences will be devastating....Judges and Supreme Court Justices!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 29, 2019
You mean like last time? You’re literally the only candidate who could lose a GOP seat in pro-Trump, pro-USA ALABAMA. Running for office should never become a business model. If you actually care about #MAGA more than your own ego, it's time to ride off into the sunset, Judge. https://t.co/Twg9isFRkY
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) May 28, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (KLu+z)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (KLu+z)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (9cans)
What happens when you write that and you *are* first?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (dNzKv)
man, I'm sorry I missed the "En Fuego!!!" thread.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019
*
*
. . .
I'm glad I made it. Things really got hot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (xSo9G)
Or in the second dose of clap from a hooker, as Grandfather Poppins used to say.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (BmxiN)
I'm picturing John Wick 3 thanks to this quote.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (bcbK8)
That'll leave a mark.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (9cans)
What happens when you write that and you *are* first?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)
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Singularity and the end of existence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (n1vYu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (KLu+z)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ufFY8)
Roy Moore on Soros payroll?
Posted by: Glenn John at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (GgtsI)
I hate that. Just like I hate the way 'I'm not a Witch, I'm you' Christine O'Donnell got slimed.
But he's damaged property.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (bcbK8)
not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (9cans)
What happens when you write that and you *are* first?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019
*
*
. . .
Your navel cracks open. All the air in your body rushes out and flies around the room for 30 seconds, leaving you flat as a piece of paper, nothing but your little eyes bugging out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: VMom's phone at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (9cans)
Well then, carry on.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (OJXf7)
Posted by: VMom's phone at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (EGSGm)
Shorter - "Get a hobby!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (n1vYu)
It'll keep you from lighting yourself on fire, too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (bcbK8)
Having said that, there hopefully are better candidates.
Having proven that such tactics can work in Alabama, there's nothing to stop this from being used against whoever replaces him.
Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (O2RFr)
Shorter - "Get a hobby!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (n1vYu)
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It will be cosmically satisfying if Mo Brooks ends up the nominee just because he could counter Moore's support.
The establishment in Alabama could have backed in in the special election, but they didn't like him enough, so they got Moore instead.
It's similar to how the national GOP didn't like Cruz enough to back him to counter Trump whom they also didn't like.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (9cans)
Posted by: buzzion at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (NF7WJ)
But Trump & Co. were NOT involved in the ratfuckery so I also understand their anger at Moore.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (AZsnm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (1XAal)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Tentotwo at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)
No it's "Make like a tree and get outta here!"
Posted by: Biff Tannen at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (hjaPQ)
Moore will flame out if he runs.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (AZsnm)
He needs to talk to Mr Flame and get some tips.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (AZsnm)
But haven't the Commiecrats already used up their smears? What else against Moore do they have?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (AZsnm)
hot take?
(are we still doing fire jokes from last thread?)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:17 PM (d7Ww2)
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He's not in elected office.
Posted by: Jackal at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (pziek)
Posted by: Howling Maude at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (IM7hs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
_______
Maybe he meant make like a rug and vamoose?
Posted by: Famous Gut Doctor Who Is Begging You To Throw Out That Vegetable at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:11 PM
"Intelligence is the things we will never do. Wisdom is the things we will never do again." -Cato's wise old samurai mentor.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (J+mig)
Wow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)
make like a tree and leaf
make like a baby and head out
make like a plane and take off
make like a bee and buzz off
...... the jokes in 8th grade were the best.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK
My pecs are always fire bro.
Posted by: RBG at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (Gw09S)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (DGS6j)
Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM
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As we saw with Kavanaugh, the democrats will literally just make $hit up and force whoever to constantly defend themselves.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (JUOKG)
Wow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (AZsnm)
Posted by: Chuck Finley at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (4V+1q)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (NF7WJ)
complete with downy pubic hairs, plucked from my teeth
Posted by: Cankles at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (DPjeO)
Wow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
just telling her staff where not to step on the sidewalk.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)
Actually, it's :" make like a rug and take a nap"
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK
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Please, expound further.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (9cans)
Hard to see how Donnie TwoScoops, Jr. is in any way wrong here.
Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (nEOLy)
Or is it:
Make like a rug and lol get fucked
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Regular Dennis Reynolds at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: jmel at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)
Actually, it's :" make like a rug and take a nap"
I always preferred "Make like a hockey player and get the puck out"
Posted by: Scuba Dude at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (4q/mG)
LOL. But I think "make like a rug and just lie there" sounds better.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (AZsnm)
Your navel cracks open. All the air in your body rushes out and flies around the room for 30 seconds, leaving you flat as a piece of paper, nothing but your little eyes bugging out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (ClOmq)
everything eventually refers back to Jerry Nadless.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (sy5kK)
"But I didn't see
That when the flame burned out
You'd leave a cold dark cloud
A-rainin' down, a-rainin' down on me"
(There; two thread topics in one)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Pow! Bam! at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: saf at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (2LelM)
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Bingo. Give him a nice plush sinecure. My thoughts ran towards Switzerland or The Netherlands. Someone like him in the meccas of globalism would drive all the right people crazy.
Posted by: Jackal at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (pziek)
Smegma crazies to the left!
The gate! Gayboy berserkers to the gate!
Posted by: blaster at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
Mark is talking about boobs again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (d7Ww2)
Your prayers are odd.
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (xYwhN)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (bcbK
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Please, expound further.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:20 PM (9cans)
So I was watching a VERY bad movie called 'The Girl from Rio'. It was made in 1968. NO ONE wore underwear and most of the cast was barely-dressed supermodels.
Nipples everywhere.
It was like one of Grammie Winger's backyard BBQ parties, back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Dept of Mixed-Up Bullshit at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (yv6t0)
Which reminds me, McSally needs to step it up or get out now. We can't have two leftists as our senators...in Arizona.
Posted by: Exurban Doug at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (8mWEM)
So instead of "Baywatch" it's the next installment of "Boobwatch"?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (ahS0B)
I don't know what the situation in Alabama is, but there's gotta be somebody on the MAGA team there better than Moore that can run and win, yes?
Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (O4obU)
Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (8erNz)
LOL. But I think "make like a rug and just lie there" sounds better.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I said that during a date once.
It didn't end well. I did get rug burns.
Posted by: Mr. Helpful at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Tom Servo
And just when it was getting hot! Bada bing!
Posted by: Boswell at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Former AG Snoregard at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (88+cf)
89 I think the saying is off, Ace. Maybe that was your intention? It's "make like a tree and leave"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)
Actually, it's :" make like a rug and take a nap"
I always preferred "Make like a hockey player and get the puck out"
Posted by: Scuba Dude
Make like a dog and lie down with fleas.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Pow! Bam! at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (UFLLM)
Make like a banana and split dude.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (jsWA8)
Sometimes the reality is just there and one has to take a long look at it, as unfair as it may be.
Posted by: Bete at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I like blue footed boobies! they are silly birds, and they really do have blue feet!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Avi at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (kSq2k)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (IXZGh)
And there's some irony in Trump personally stepping in, citing threat to his agenda. He might notice key parts of his agenda, esp. borders/immigration, are looking like the guy on the Ellipse this morning.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (QDnY+)
I find it very interesting that Mueller specifically mentions the underlying work product and that it is being processed outside of his office.
I would LOVE to see the work product. That would likely show the timeline for when and how early the Mueller team KNEW there was no collusion or co spit act with Russia. This is the kind of information Barr should look at and release to the public. We paid for the investigation, we should know how the Mueller team used it and how and when it was obtained. I think Mueller is nervous he is going to be exposed as a scam artist and unethical twat.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (erKsD)
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (88+cf)
I think it's a "Back to the Future" callback.
Biff Tannen got several little sayings wrong:
"Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here?"
"You're about as useful as a screen door on a battleship."
"Have a nice trip, see you next winter!"
etc.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: CN at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (U7k5w)
What are we talking about again?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (aS1PU)
Flaming clown boners.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (aS1PU)
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Singularities...boobs...Nadler...fire...
Essentially, Roy Moore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (9cans)
Moore will probably be a shit now and run as 3rd party spoiler like that "Republican" fuckstick in WV.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (HWL85)
As for the Mueller BS statement
...
They are in trouble now. All of them. And they know they are in trouble...
Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (O4obU)
Posted by: jmel at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (JUOKG)
Then it is best if the candidate does not come pre-damaged with a history of lukewarm support from his own state party. That's just asking to get zapped a second time and I don't think it is worth the risk to make a gesture of defiance.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (aS1PU)
Flaming clown boners.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
Thanks!
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (8erNz)
Mitch was more than willing to risk the Senate going Dem. It's Deep State over country in the GOPe.
Trump could see that the House was most likely lost so he went into hyper drive and campaigned his ass off for Trump candidates for Senate...and Trump prevailed.
It remains a puzzle how Ronna Romney McDaniel gets rewarded for the House 'R' slaughter by keeping her RNC job.
Posted by: Voter theater. at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (MfYPF)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (xPl2J)
Yes, boobies sometimes get posted during "Boobwatch"-a beautiful pair of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (UFLLM)
What are we talking about again?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (aS1PU)
Flaming clown boners.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019
*
*
. . .
Does that mean "boners on flaming clowns," or "flaming boners on otherwise non-combustible clowns"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (aS1PU)
Boobs including Roy Moore
Posted by: Scuba Dude at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (4q/mG)
So I was watching a VERY bad movie called 'The Girl from Rio'. It was made in 1968. NO ONE wore underwear and most of the cast was barely-dressed supermodels.
Nipples everywhere.
It was like one of Grammie Winger's backyard BBQ parties, back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK
Keep bringing up topics like these, and nobody will get any work done, Mark.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (uEbPt)
His name is Genesis...this could be the start of something big.
Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (BmxiN)
That's the version I thing really makes a mark!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (AZxMX)
make like horse shit and hit the trail
make like geese and get the flock out
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Zombie Rudy Ray Moore at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (Z+IKu)
Just curious.
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 03:16 PM (AZsnm)
hot take?
(are we still doing fire jokes from last thread?)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK
We're already going to hell for that thread, let's not exacerbate things.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (7+QLY)
Funny, just a year ago we (mostly me) were pining for the good ol days when leftists were immolating themselves because Bush.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (Vgw1E)
Well, yeah. It kinda is in the socialmediasphere, if not in 1794 France.
I'd love to see several of Obama's Cabinet and maybe the Chief Fraud put on trial for their lives, but I'm not prepared to advocate execution absent a verdict.
Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Bete at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
_______
Maybe he meant make like a rug and vamoose?
Posted by: Famous Gut Doctor Who Is Begging You To Throw Out That Vegetable at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (9vQJW)
VA is closed. Moose out front should have told you.
now make like a drum and beat it...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (8D42x)
His name is Genesis...this could be the start of something big.
Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (cF8AT)
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For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (9cans)
2. Nevertheless, he's a kook who lost an easy Republican seat, he shouldn't get a second chance.
3. Does this mean Doug Jones is no longer "the only morally responsible choice?"
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: FrodoB at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (5+qNg)
Mark is talking about boobs again.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (d7Ww2)
Your prayers are odd.
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (xYwhN)
If you would have attended the YakimaMoMe, it would be completely understandable.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (sy5kK)
His name is Genesis...this could be the start of something big.
Posted by: Tami at May 29, 2019 03:27 PM (cF8AT)
No, he's not starting tonight. It was all a misunderstanding.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: NC Ref at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (IGYfK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (Vgw1E)
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He was always a weak statewide candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (9cans)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (AB9tT)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (ahS0B)
Was the Alabama loss the result of voter fraud? Possibly, but only
because Moore's reputation made it such a narrow race to begin with.
Whether or not it's fair to Moore, we need to find a solid candidate,
someone like Mo Brooks or whoever.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2019
*
*
. . .
Somebody like Trump. He's one of a kind, but surely there must be somebody else in America who is as genuinely tough . . .?
(And don't call me Shirley.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (ClOmq)
The Fed is not political, you say?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (LISuA)
Make like a tree and GTFO.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 29, 2019 03:21 PM (88+cf)
89 I think the saying is off, Ace. Maybe that was your intention? It's "make like a tree and leave"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (ahS0B)
Actually, it's :" make like a rug and take a nap"
I always preferred "Make like a hockey player and get the puck out"
Posted by: Scuba Dude
Make like a dog and lie down with fleas.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (JP4JT)
Make like Mussolini and get publicly executed and hung upside down in a public square while people throw rocks at your body and that of your wife.
Or something.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (AB9tT)
THIS
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (J+mig)
smear machine. I don't think he's a bad person, or that he'd make a
terrible Senator, but I don't think he's electable.
His image is pretty much ruint, as we used to say back home in Alabama. A 30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to go over well anywhere these days. That's just creepy. At least try to look normal, dude.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (HaL55)
What's the status of Jerry the Hut?
Posted by: Pow! Bam! at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (UFLLM)
Just ate an alien amphibian.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (DB16e)
It remains a puzzle how Ronna Romney McDaniel gets rewarded for the House 'R' slaughter by keeping her RNC job.
Posted by: Voter theater. at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (MfYPF)
Uncle....um...uncle.....um, what's his name again?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (sy5kK)
What just popped-up, top of the page, as soon as I got there?
BREAKING NEWS!!
All Mueller, Nadler, and DRUMPF GUILTY!!!
Rage-stroke inducing.
Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (fF3XF)
It may very well have been, but the GOP was so desperate to make it all go away they just looked the other way, like the Dems counted on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (39g3+)
Except for being twice elected to be the Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. He did lose twice in the primaries for Governor but this was his first statewide general election loss.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (yv6t0)
Still he absolutely should NOT run again because, if he fought back valiantly, I sure as hell didn't see it.
Posted by: Taqyia2Me at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (x6XkS)
Run like the wind.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (Z+IKu)
I remember when Jeff Sessions was a hero for killing the Bushyrovie Scamnesty in 2006. Sigh. Good times. What went wrong?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (LISuA)
back home in Alabama. A 30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to
go over well anywhere these days. That's just creepy. At least try to
look normal, dude.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (HaL55)
Yeah!
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: WisRich at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (9hauA)
It doesn't seem to bother the people who voted for Da Nang Dick Blumenthal.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2019 03:28 PM (Vgw1E)
Moore didn't have that reputation before the race anymore than Kavanaugh had his. He also had the GOP drop financial support(McConnel's pick didn't get the nod) while the Dems got really high voter turnout from their efforts. Fundamentally I'm not sure anyone except for McConnell's pick would've walked away with a win on account of GOP backstabbing.
I think whoever runs now would win on 2020 presidential year turnout but they'd need Trumps support.
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (xYwhN)
If Moore is so bad then he won't win the primary. If he does then it's the will of the people of Alabama.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (iXJM1)
It remains a puzzle how Ronna Romney McDaniel gets rewarded for the House 'R' slaughter by keeping her RNC job.
Posted by: Voter theater. at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (MfYPF)
It wasn't her fault.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (TAmPV)
The thing is he's been married for 30 years to the same woman and hasn't chased after anyone all this time. And while creepy it wasn't illegal (or even all that sensational at the time). So... yeah I don't like how it was then, but that's very old news from long ago and wasn't even wrong at the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (39g3+)
No comment from Joe Biden or Cindy McCain (she remains concerned about democracy in Ukraine).
Posted by: 13times at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (K3B2k)
this is about me, isn't it
Posted by: hillary at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: FrodoB at May 29, 2019 03:29 PM (5+qNg)
........
Winner by a nose.
Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (2LelM)
Will Democrats flame the next candidate the same way? Count on it.
But he had his shot and nobody wants to re-litigate this garbage again.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)
...... the jokes in 8th grade were the best.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (sy5kK)
Yeah? Yeah? Well this is the Smallest Violin in the World, and it's like, um, playin' sumthin.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)
back home in Alabama. A 30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to
go over well anywhere these days. That's just creepy. At least try to
look normal, dude.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 03:31 PM (HaL55)
Yeah!
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (CPk0
Yeah!
Posted by: human at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (0CeRG)
All the cool judges are doing it.
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (mWtgZ)
So I was watching a VERY bad movie called 'The Girl from Rio'. It was made in 1968. NO ONE wore underwear and most of the cast was barely-dressed supermodels.
Nipples everywhere.
It was like one of Grammie Winger's backyard BBQ parties, back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK
Keep bringing up topics like these, and nobody will get any work done, Mark.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (sy5kK)
I do what I can
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (iXJM1)
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (xYwhN)
The press managed to convince people that they'd be creepy child molesters if they did vote for him, and then lied and said that their votes were a matter of public record so everyone would know.
And it worked. Alabama elected the most pro-abortion senator in their history, to avoid electing a guy their political enemies hated.
Good job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (39g3+)
OTOH, forty-year-old guys chasing teenage girls is so cool the Brits made a documentary about it.
https://tinyurl.com/yxne923m
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)
Congrats?
I know your current work place has not been a rose garden.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (v0R5T)
No fair. It fell off and he threw it ahead of him.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (CPk08)
Except for being twice elected to be the Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court. He did lose twice in the primaries for Governor but this was his first statewide general election loss.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (yv6t0)
==========
What were his percentages on those wins?
Just over 50%.
He's always been weak.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (9cans)
So I was watching a VERY bad movie called 'The Girl from Rio'. It was made in 1968. NO ONE wore underwear and most of the cast was barely-dressed supermodels.
Nipples everywhere.
It was like one of Grammie Winger's backyard BBQ parties, back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK
What didn't you like?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 03:34 PM (oZ6kz)
____
FUNEMPLOYMENT!!!!!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 29, 2019 03:36 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:36 PM (JziUy)
The Fed is not political, you say?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 03:30 PM (LISuA)
...
My boss is like a dog gnawing a bone about the 10 year vs 2 year spread.
I'm sure it's a valid indicator but he's ready for the sky to fall.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (yL25O)
and by less than the number of write-in votes.
Despite everything, it was very close. If Montgomery and Birmingham hadn't turned out 100% of their voters he would have still won despite the sliming.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (yv6t0)
So I was watching a VERY bad movie called 'The Girl from Rio'. It was made in 1968. NO ONE wore underwear and most of the cast was barely-dressed supermodels.
Nipples everywhere.
It was like one of Grammie Winger's backyard BBQ parties, back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK "
I'm guessing it's pretty lonely in the Midwest these days.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (VpIIl)
So I was watching a VERY bad movie called 'The Girl from Rio'. It was made in 1968. NO ONE wore underwear and most of the cast was barely-dressed supermodels.
Nipples everywhere.
It was like one of Grammie Winger's backyard BBQ parties, back in the day.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK
What didn't you like?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (JgA4k)
George Sanders was really out of place. The main character was bland and stupid. The plot made no sense.
But...lots of side boob, underboob, toned midriffs and nipples everywhere.
It was a mixed bag.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK8)
I hate my job but for the moment I don't want to be unemployed and looking. I figure once we get into late July/August, I'll start dropping my resume for work outside of Ohio.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (iXJM1)
Posted by: human at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (0CeRG)
Yeah, they could have defended him like they did Kavanaugh and fought for him but ... Kavanaugh is one of the boys, he's in the club. Moore was a disruptive outsider.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Voter theater. at May 29, 2019 03:26 PM (MfYPF)
It wasn't her fault.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (TAmPV)
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So what's her plan to make sure a bucket load of house election night leads don't evaporate over a couple weeks ala CA in 2018? That was all on the up and up I'm sure.
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (/ZYFC)
Wow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
Coherent sentences are overcomboobulated, bbllllllpppp conspiracy patriarchy intervention.--Nazi Palsy.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2019 03:38 PM (m79Dg)
so...sorry moore. we can't help every palin the left shears.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:38 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 29, 2019 03:38 PM (9hauA)
It doesn't seem to bother the people who voted for Da Nang Dick Blumenthal.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2019 03:32 PM (O7MnT)
Ponder your own statements, and I think you will find your answer.
The moral emptiness of CT voters is alive and well.
DaNang Dick is flying back from Saigon on a C-130, and is unavailable for comment.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Fastly Strokewater at May 29, 2019 03:39 PM (TcM5G)
Posted by: Broseidon
***
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/snark
Posted by: Hillary at May 29, 2019 03:39 PM (BAjJK)
mixed metaphors and fractured fairy tales are the best.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2019 03:39 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:39 PM (1XAal)
Also Dem voters: but Menendez trafficking underage girls, meh, minor character quibble.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (1XAal)
But still, why take the risk?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (FiUMj)
Wow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
It must be doctored video. We all know how coherent she is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (BAjJK)
Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:39 PM (1XAal)
237 From Turkey
Posted by: Yo! at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (1XAal)
Turks should never have had the F-35 in the first place.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)
So what's her plan to make sure a bucket load of house election night leads don't evaporate over a couple weeks ala CA in 2018? That was all on the up and up I'm sure.
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (/ZYFC)
PDT is actually on the ticket this time.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (TAmPV)
There will be five or more in the primary, I am pretty sure.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (yv6t0)
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If he wanted to convince Moore to not run, he'd schedule a meeting with him to talk it through and even, maybe, offer some kind of position in the federal government from his dad.
This is about influencing the minds of the voters of Alabama to not support Moore.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)
Pass historic legislation to ensure citizenship and full opportunity.
In his first 100 days, Beto will put the full weight of the presidency
behind passing legislation through Congress that creates a pathway to
citizenship for 11 million undocumented people, fast-tracks Dreamers and
beneficiaries of programs like TPS, makes naturalization easier for
nearly nine million already eligible immigrants by waiving fees and
providing pre-filled applications, enable community visa sponsorship,
and raise visa caps.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (ZqRa6)
Wait, what?
The GOP was completely incompetent in places like California where they got their asses handed to them basically because their GOTV op and their lawyers were studdering, incompetent buffoons.
Their so called election lawyers and support staff tasted the Democrats ass in just about every state where they were needed.
I have no idea why people are supporting McDaniels. This is the same crap the RNC has been pulling for years. They were just lucky people got out and voted for Trump.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (VpIIl)
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if the GOP can't deal with local precincts stuffing ballot boxes...then we should find another party
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (jsWA8)
Also Dem voters: but Menendez trafficking underage girls, meh, minor character quibble.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (39g3+)
Comrade our non biased media decides what is and isn't a story or issue. Obviously a Democrat doing that is a non issue for....reasons
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (/ZYFC)
My guess, and it's really just a guess, is that they do, indeed, have a plan. Donnie TwoScoops is going to insist on it.
Not terribly smart to let anyone know what said plan is this far out though, right?
Posted by: DocJ at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (fF3XF)
Clearly he doesn't know Alabamians.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)
We just need to convince him that there are girls out there who need a sniff and a squeeze.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 03:33 PM (39g3+)
I agree with you.
My problem is that so many politicians feel like they are indispensable. They aren't.
But looking at it from his perspective, I guess it's difficult for him. He may think that this is his only way to make a living, his reputation having been trashed so that he probably can't be a judge again or even a talking head on TV.
Shame, but he needs to look at the big picture. It's not all about him.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (9hauA)
give him a nice job somewhere, give him a seat on the sc maybe.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (TJ0zg)
Also Dem voters: but Menendez trafficking underage girls, meh, minor character quibble.
---
we can't rely on the left to self-police.
if we can't raise these issues, then we suck
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (JziUy)
I find it very interesting that Mueller specifically mentions the underlying work product and that it is being processed outside of his office.
I would LOVE to see the work product. That would likely show the timeline for when and how early the Mueller team KNEW there was no collusion or co spit act with Russia. This is the kind of information Barr should look at and release to the public. We paid for the investigation, we should know how the Mueller team used it and how and when it was obtained. I think Mueller is nervous he is going to be exposed as a scam artist and unethical twat.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 29, 2019 03:24 PM (erKsD)
Mister Mueller, when Bruce Ohr, the #4 FBI man in charge, told many FBI agents in the summer of 2016 that the dossier was FAKE and information was from RUSSIANS, why did you take nearly 2 years of time to continue your investigation?
- The first question coming from any real Republican or American.
(that will never be asked).
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (sy5kK)
Just 100%?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (OLCnA)
Ahhhh, sonofabitch...
Posted by: PabloD at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (DZtVt)
Probably not. And it does sound like a sort of archaic but "normal" sort of "establish yourself professionally and then marry the young daughter of an appropriate family" sort of thing. Which just makes it weird (and archaic) rather than completely creepy. And 15 years difference in age is really nothing.
But far too many people try to rewrite history and are too invested in claiming that various things were never "okay". We never told dead baby jokes when we were teenagers. Men never actually joke about conquests in locker rooms. No one ever made horrible pedo jokes before the age of recording everything including what we had for lunch. And fully grown men never actually *courted* girls in high school because girls weren't EVER expected to marry right after graduation.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (BD/yx)
Also Dem voters: but Menendez trafficking underage girls, meh, minor character quibble.
---
we can't rely on the left to self-police.
if we can't raise these issues, then we suck
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (JziUy)
no, that was all the underage teenagers.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 29, 2019 03:40 PM (FiUMj)
Because we are not going to let dirty tricks deprive us of this candidate this time around when they worked well the last time!
BANZAI!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 03:45 PM (hLRSq)
--------------------
It works like fire with rock stars.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:45 PM (2LelM)
Also Dem voters: but Menendez trafficking underage girls, meh, minor character quibble.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Yesterday: problem?
Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at May 29, 2019 03:46 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 29, 2019 03:46 PM (jsWA8)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2019 03:46 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Monty James at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (Zqz9o)
Posted by: torabora at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (jtqoO)
He hasn't so he doesn't.
He's a pitcher that walked the bases loaded and walked in the go-ahead run bottom 9th.
Go back to the minors and fix your shit
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 29, 2019 03:48 PM (k81AA)
They dynamics are all different this time. Aside from the fact that it's a regular election and not a special election, the support for Moore was probably equally support for him as a candidate and a protest against Luther Strange.
Strange should never have given himself the Senate seat, and he definitely should never have run for it. He was the king of corrupt in Alabama for a few years, and a lot of voters hated him for it.
Without Strange there, Moore is the closest in stature, probably, to Strange, but he has lower support (the poll I remember had him at something like 27%). I just don't see him collecting enough other voters to coalesce into the de facto choice. I would imagine his polling would need to be at least mid-30s if not a tad higher to pull that off.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:48 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (gC2I
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Yup. Since I'm in the group of "people who aren't Roy Moore," I wish he'd just lay off.
But, if I weren't in that group I'd be all over Mitch like I was a turtleshell.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 03:48 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (VpIIl)
Pink Kryptonite does interesting things to Supergirl
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Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 03:49 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Marcus T
Is one of the gals here 12?
Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at May 29, 2019 03:49 PM (nEOLy)
Biff Tannen for Senate!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2019 03:49 PM (pNxlR)
Declared GOP candidates:
Bradley Byrne, US Rep for AL-1
Tommy Tuberville, Former Auburn coach and FL resident
Arnold Mooney, state rep
Stanley Adair, businessman and former televangelist
Moore, Sec of State John Merrill, and State Auditor Jim Zeigler are considering running but haven't announced.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 03:49 PM (hjaPQ)
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"So what you're saying is having taken thousands of kicks without learning anything has made as geniuses?" -- Leftards Everywhere
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 29, 2019 03:49 PM (L8IUA)
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moooler said it was his testimony...does that mean that he perjured himself where his report was inaccurate or incomplete?
plus, the idea that he can say these things without being crossed...you know? He creates a bizarre rule about obstruction and ignores basic facts but please take his word for it.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 03:50 PM (JziUy)
That will be interesting. His last election he ran unopposed, and I don't mean in the primary. He was so popular that the Democrats didn't even bother to put up a candidate.
He's a bit less popular now, and frankly, old news. Him entering the primary and trying to cock-block Byrne and the other younger men is likely to lead to a mess and a run-off that he won't be in but Moore might.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:50 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:50 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM
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No they should not have ever been given any advanced fighters. Plus we need to move all of our Nukes out of the Country if we haven't already done that.
They have not been the most reliable ally in the last 100 years.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:50 PM (JUOKG)
9 not first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (9cans)
What happens when you write that and you *are* first?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)
You create a space-time singularity and your ass is grass.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2019 03:51 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)
That would go against the strategy.
Posted by: BS at May 29, 2019 03:51 PM (NFEMn)
The Trumps can't be seen to be supporting him. They want it well known where they stand.
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 03:51 PM (uEbPt)
Why did it have to leave?
Posted by: Dude at May 29, 2019 03:51 PM (01UVu)
They have not been the most reliable ally in the last 100 years.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at M
just rig one to blow in an emergency
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 03:51 PM (2LelM)
Make like a 14th century French Peasant and die in septic shock as Yersinia pestis proliferates in your lungs and lymph nodes and you die in pain, delerious and feverish, choking on your own bodily fluids.
Make like an Egyptian jet fighter pilot and disintegrate in a ball of flame and metal when you hit the desert floor going Mach 1 in a frantic attempt to avoid the Israeli Mirage on your ass.
I'm doing something wrong, I know....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 03:52 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Joey Biden at May 29, 2019 03:52 PM (AZsnm)
30-yr-old chasing teenaged girls isn't going to go over well anywhere
these days. That's just creepy. At least try to look normal, dude.
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Joe Biden does very well with his schtick.
McConnell (and Sessions) did the loss all by hubris. Don't think it will teach them anything, and a good voice is now lost to slime. Odd that Alabama is rebelling by its own state laws. Seems like a big F-U to the 'electability' gurus.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 29, 2019 03:53 PM (MIKMs)
Ronna McDaniel is doing a fine job as the RNC Chair
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 03:53 PM (TAmPV)
Just 100%?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (OLCnA)
Pikers!
- SoCal, WA state, and Detroit voting rolls.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:53 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 03:47 PM (VpIIl)
Slick Willie: Where is this rally at?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 29, 2019 03:53 PM (OLCnA)
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Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:54 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (RD7QR)
We should have cancelled the sale, put the money into an account, and froze it until Erdogan is out of power. Ataturk wouldn't recognize what that two-bit Hitler wannabe has done with his country.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 03:54 PM (J+mig)
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Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM
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No they should not have ever been given any advanced fighters. Plus we need to move all of our Nukes out of the Country if we haven't already done that.
They have not been the most reliable ally in the last 100 years.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:50 PM (JUOKG)
Make that 20. Back when Tansu Ciller was PM, it was still a sane secular place. It's just Erdogan and his creeps.
In general, there is a "pecking order" for NATO equipment, and usually Turkey (and the other Southern Euro countries like the P.I.G.S.) always gets the hand-me-downs. They were still flying F-104 Starfighters into the 2000's IIRC.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 03:55 PM (ujg0T)
Straight party voting in a Presidential election year.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:55 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at M
lol, sure, then the next time some dem gets elected they will load some plane with pallets of cash and fly it back to erdogan.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:56 PM (MTjB1)
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Jumpcut to Phil Hartman saying "She loses control!"
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 29, 2019 03:56 PM (BAjJK)
Posted by: golfman at May 29, 2019 03:57 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Boomer at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (kS4cA)
"Why don't you make like a rug and lie?"
Oops, sorry, wrong responses' column.
* switches from Dims' to Pubbies' column *
"Why don't you make like a cheap suit and fold?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at M
gearing up for 2020, have to redeploy assets.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: joey biden at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 03:55 PM (yv6t0)
So he is depending on the top of the ticket to save him, and not any actions that he himself could do? That plan does not fill me with confidence as it seems to be more prayer than plan.
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Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (IfYaq)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 03:55 PM
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The F 104 G Starfighter was the absolute coolest looking airplane to ever fly....ever!
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (JUOKG)
young comb-over Joe
old white plugs Joe
?
Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (v0R5T)
"Best" in what sense?
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Posted by: 8th grade version of LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:59 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:59 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 29, 2019 03:59 PM (IfYaq)
I could be wrong but I think his plan is to get a majority of the Republican vote in the primary/run-off and to be the Republican nominee.
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gearing up for 2020, have to redeploy assets.
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You know, I buy that. Only so much money to go around.
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Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:58 PM (JUOKG)
Witchdoktor beat me to it, but the plane was a pitiless b*tch to fly.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 04:00 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: IC at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:59 PM (MTjB1)
That she is not an ex-wife shows wisdom on your part.
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (xYwhN)
(tuned for political relevance)
Posted by: 8th grade version of LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (sy5kK)
This place competely disrespects its accounting dept, and now it's going to expect me to do the work of two people for no extra cash? Yeah, fuck that noise.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (oZ6kz)
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Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:01 PM (MTjB1)
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Charles Barkley !
And don't call him Shirley !
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Posted by: Brian Stetler at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:59 PM (RD7QR)
.........
mockery target
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This place competely disrespects its accounting dept, and now it's going to expect me to do the work of two people for no extra cash? Yeah, fuck that noise.
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Maybe you should try for some Jeopardy money.
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One of my favorites...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtjDbzyKoPU
Posted by: golfman at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (IXZGh)
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Posted by: Mr Wolf at May 29, 2019 03:54 PM (YkEgi)
One of my favorites...
Fuck. Ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtjDbzyKoPU
Posted by: golfman at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (OE84+)
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I loathe that movie.
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Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (IfYaq)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (QDnY+)
Dude. The Horde would panic about running out of Cheetoes.
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Posted by: Someguy at M
lol, you know when someone describes a woman as "hard", they were talking about her and her mom. reasonably attractive but both were first and foremost interested in getting theirs.
worked out for sex though, never had to worry about her getting off, she made sure it happened.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (MTjB1)
Make like an unsuccessful medieval Irish warlord, get tied to a tree by druids, have your abdomen cut open while you are awake and alive, and get your bowels pulled out of your abdomen by means of a wooden rod inserted through the small bowel mesentary and twisted, until you die of shock.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 04:04 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: VMom's phone at May 29, 2019 04:04 PM (EGSGm)
Make like an unsuccessful medieval Irish warlord, get tied to a tree by druids, have your abdomen cut open while you are awake and alive, and get your bowels pulled out of your abdomen by means of a wooden rod inserted through the small bowel mesentary and twisted, until you die of shock.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 04:04 PM (CPk0
Your fantasy life is Disturbing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 04:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at M
you went to the same boy scout camp I did!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:05 PM (oZ6kz)
306 CNN fires all London correspondents?
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It's a vibrant and growing network!
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:00 PM (RD7QR)
Like in a kiln?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (QDnY+)
Dude. The Horde would panic about running out of Cheetoes.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (RD7QR)
Uh, this is purely hypothetical right?
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (xYwhN)
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A kitten full of kittens!
https://twitter.com/delenore_bang/status/
1133427593892356096
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (Dh1wo)
The best way to get Roy Moore to run as an Independent and take 20% of the general election vote as a spoiler is for outsiders to publicly berate him. Particularly Yankees, no offense meant but truth be told.
For a place with such a lot of problems, Alabama has almost Texian pride. They will burn their own house down rather than let you take it.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (yv6t0)
Make like an unsuccessful medieval Irish warlord, get tied to a tree by druids, have your abdomen cut open while you are awake and alive, and get your bowels pulled out of your abdomen by means of a wooden rod inserted through the small bowel mesentary and twisted, until you die of shock.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 04:04 PM (CPk0
Doesn't really work for the stated purpose but it might be intriguing during the Burning Times.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Sanity Chec at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM (j/O0m)
Like in a kiln?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (ymnmz)
Be careful. Those things can KILL.
Posted by: Zombie Fawn Liebowitz at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 04:02 PM (QDnY+)
Dude. The Horde would panic about running out of Cheetoes.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (RD7QR)
Uh, this is purely hypothetical right?
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (xYwhN)
Breathe into the bag.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:00 PM (IXZGh)
the old coyote move
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM (JFO2v)
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A kitten full of kittens!
https://twitter.com/delenore_bang/status/
1133427593892356096
Posted by: andycanuck at M
no, the 8th grade joke says it is cleaning them off with a snowblower.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM (MTjB1)
Make like an unsuccessful medieval Irish warlord, get tied to a tree by druids, have your abdomen cut open while you are awake and alive, and get your bowels pulled out of your abdomen by means of a wooden rod inserted through the small bowel mesentary and twisted, until you die of shock.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 04:04 PM (CPk0
Jim? Jim Comey? Is that you?
I'm smelling the scent of pine forest here!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:03 PM (RD7QR)
Uh, this is purely hypothetical right?
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 04:06 PM (xYwhN)
Breathe into the bag.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet
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Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 04:08 PM (JP4JT)
sort of had one foot out the door for almost 6 months. This is just the
absolute last piece of the puzzle. The job market scares me but this
place is soul draining.>>Had a similar job. I could have worked for 5-6 years and gotten state retirement, but would have gone crazy or killed someone. Took a contract job at 2/3'rds the salary (learned to code) and have never regretted it in 20 years.
Good luck.
Posted by: FrodoB at May 29, 2019 04:09 PM (5+qNg)
Lowest unemployment rate in your lifetime. It's amazing.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:09 PM (yv6t0)
Actually he intended to slam the NRA but since he's a fucking idiot he couldn't help himself.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 29, 2019 04:09 PM (x2PE6)
Posted by: Sanity Chec at May 29, 2019 04:07 PM
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And all of the economic prognosticators are claiming the omens are pointing to a massive recession this summer.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 04:09 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:08 PM (MTjB1)
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As the great Helen Keller once said:
"MMMWEHHHHH."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 04:10 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Good to know.
I am staying out of this Moore debate.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2019 04:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 29, 2019 04:10 PM (IFKOp)
Actually he intended to slam the NRA but since he's a fucking idiot he couldn't help himself.
Posted by: Azathoth at May 29, 2019 04:09 PM (x2PE6)
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What do you expect you someone believes that an inanimate object contains moral agency?
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Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:05 PM
Good luck. If you're in a blue state, maybe apply for out of state jobs. I hear the job market's pretty good lately, but that's just me.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 04:10 PM (J+mig)
*stick hand in front of crotch*
*stick other hand in air and wiggle finger*
whats this?
Helen Keller moaning and gagging the cat.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2019 04:11 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Weasel at May 29, 2019 04:11 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 29, 2019 04:10 PM (IFKOp)
The Judge Roy Bean's in Keller, Texas is now a Mexican food restaurant. I was slightly disappointed when I saw that.
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:11 PM (IXZGh)
Old Biff: : It's *leave*, you idiot! "Make like a tree, and leave." You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.
Young Biff: All right then, LEAVE! And take your book with you!
Posted by: Aussie Faculty Member Bruce at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (7s3Gx)
Oh God love me, what am I saying?
Posted by: Joe Bidet at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Helen Keller at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:08 PM (MTjB1)
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You know why Hellen Keller couldn't parallel park?
Because she was a woman.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (gC2IV)
It pays well, and you don't actually have to do anything but lie like a rug.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 04:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Yeah, you don't want to be the last rat off the sinking ship, and you're probably just about there. In any business, the Controller walking off without notice is a big fat danger sign going off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 04:13 PM (Kpl3J)
>>Because she was a woman.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: SDN at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (wXw18)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: Lynch Loretta at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (RhNAq)
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Lord, not parallel parking again...
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (IFKOp)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (tIcWb)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Nutzi Palsy at May 29, 2019 04:15 PM (v0R5T)
So which of their
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2019 04:15 PM (A+ucP)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (gC2IV)
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OMFG. He just can't help himself. They need to cut out his tongue and have a ventriloquist speak for him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (Kpl3J)
It's funny that everyone's talking about Biden going low profile, so he pokes his head up and immediately goes creepy.
Dude is a disaster on the march.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 04:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 04:17 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Stefan Halper at May 29, 2019 04:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (TJ0zg)
I knew he wouldn't be able to stop himself. He has a compulsion.
Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:17 PM (DJFLF)
Please, please, please let Joe Biden win the D nomination.
Posted by: Sphynx at May 29, 2019 04:17 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at M
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (MTjB1)
Everybody's jonesing [heh] for a new post, maybe I should do an OT comment to willow this one?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (T6t7i)
Yeah, you don't want to be the last rat off the sinking ship, and you're probably just about there. In any business, the Controller walking off without notice is a big fat danger sign going off.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 04:13 PM (Kpl3J)
You're describing any business which Michael Avenatti has ever been involved.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (yv6t0)
This is the only Helen Keller joke I remember.
We did more of the "guy with no arms or legs" jokes......
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell.
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
ewwww
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2019 04:14 PM (ykYG2)
Yeah, it's a good thing he's got bodyguards.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Going short on Thomas the Tank Engine PLC.
Posted by: Investor Whiz Kid Miklos at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 04:16 PM (TJ0zg)
He'd still have hands. They need Fartbook to whip them up an animatronic robot, just not from the Zuckerberg line, they haven't got those human looking yet.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (J+mig)
That showed a great deal of historical insight and energy, but unless you wanted Moore to die in terrible ways instead of just leaving and not running for office it might have been overthought.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2019 04:19 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (DJFLF)
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I got one punch left on my Comet Pizza card!
Posted by: Joey Inappropriate Touch Biden at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: VMom's phone at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Rdbrewer at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (/YWYC)
She fell down the well and tried to call for help.
Posted by: PHenry at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (01UVu)
Judging from the pics and vids of Biden with little children, it
wouldn't surprise me at all if he had actually molested a child in
private.
I can't prove he didn't, so according to the new rules, it's the pen for him. He'll do well in General.
Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Helen Keller at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (T6t7i)
That's not as much a brag on him as it is a damning criticism of the whole field.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (J+mig)
Lil Girl: Um, I'm 10, I don't have a boyfriend.
Slow Joe: So what I'm hearing is you're single?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: spindrift at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (sZRzw)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 04:21 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (MTjB1)
Like VA Governor Gosnell-Northam described post birth abortion procedures so precisely, you just know he's been there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (AZxMX)
.......
That's a cool shot of the top of Joe's head, you can actually see all the individual plugs.
Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (GDWqB)
That the people of Alabama didn't elect him, knowing how astonishingly FEARLESS he is, disappoints me. The man is a diamond. Priceless.
Posted by: Had To Read a Book at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (Kpbco)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est
Correct.
Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: yankeefifth
There's most of a half pint of Rock n' Rye down where the cleaning supplies should be aren't in the Break Barrel.
Posted by: Miklos, don't say I never gave you nothin' at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (iXJM1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 04:20 PM (JP4JT)
nope just ice cream
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (JFO2v)
Like VA Governor Gosnell-Northam described post birth abortion procedures so precisely, you just know he's been there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (AZxMX)
Gotta say it like Rush does.
RAAAAAAPH NAAAAWVUM
Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Miklos, don't say I never gave you nothin' at M
thanks
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Two words to underscore this: GEORGE. FUCKING. WALLACE.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (AM1GF)
Personally, I wouldn't go there, particularly in this era. Plus I'd think a little girl would be more grossed out than happy for a 53 year old man to be talking to her like that. But there's nothing innately awful in the single event. Its just one more brick in the wall.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (BAjJK)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (ERkyq)
You know who else was fearless?
Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (T6t7i)
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Darn right! I can break a board with my face!
Posted by: Joey Biden at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Country Joe Biden at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (AM1GF)
The same idiot called back five minutes later!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (Dh1wo)
Yeah but its kinda thin I think he needs a new set.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (39g3+)
WHAT??
Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
My daddy say you are a pedophile
Thems mighty big words for a 10 Year Old
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (JFO2v)
Get Helen Keller on the phone!
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (RuIsu)
how did hellen keller burn her face?
she answered the iron
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (MTjB1)
How did Helen Keller pierce her ear?
She answered the stapler.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: The Barrel at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (DJFLF)"
Dear Penthouse Forum...
I never thought your stories were true, until I got this letter in the mail from the Vice President....
Posted by: 10 year old girl at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (Rarvo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
----
I don't really have a problem with it.
Posted by: The Margins at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (ERkyq)
Posted by: Ron Perlman at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (Izzlo)
For a non-Virgianian, Rush nails that dialect!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (AZxMX)
So Helen Keller can hate them too.
Posted by: PHenry at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (01UVu)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 04:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: nurse ratched at M
you should let ace know and ask him
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: pep at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (T6t7i)
"ME!" - Yoshiro the Kamikaze pilot
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (cT2Wi)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Why would me getting blown be an issue?
You hate my pleasure?
Posted by: The Margins at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (IXZGh)
WHAT??
Posted by: kallisto at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (DJFLF)
Okay, that's genuinely creepy in any context.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Ugh I hope not. If Y5 gets banned who will provide us with Rosey Grier-inspired haikus?
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)
If each incident of Biden's creepiness was a brick, you could build the damn border wall with them.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (J+mig)
Trump should support any primary candidate not approved by Cocaine Mitch!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: The Margins at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Nah. Not bannable. Barrelable, yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Lando! at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (vDqXW)
I think he's just interested in regaining that SENATE SEAT
step OFF crazy Joe Moore!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (Rarvo)
she answered the iron
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 04:22 PM (MTjB1)
..........
So. She slapped hot iron to it?
Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 04:29 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 29, 2019 04:29 PM (Rarvo)
Don't ban Y5, ace... he's in pre-med.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 04:29 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)
Not if they buy you dinner first.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 04:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 04:29 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 29, 2019 04:29 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 04:30 PM (cT2Wi)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Nah. Not bannable. Barrelable, yes.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (JP4JT)
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The Margins get 'em, then I do.
Posted by: The Barrel at May 29, 2019 04:30 PM (vDqXW)
has a disturbing propensity for endorsing establishment hacks. I wish he
would stop that too.
I think he's just interested in regaining that SENATE SEAT
step OFF crazy Joe Moore!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 29, 2019 04:28 PM (Rarvo)
He can do that without carrying water for the Turtle's establishment choices.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at May 29, 2019 04:30 PM (ERkyq)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 04:30 PM (iXJM1)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 04:31 PM (BqBId)
25,126.41 -221.36 (-0.87%)
At close: 4:20PM EDT
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 29, 2019 04:27 PM (yv6t0)
It closed at 17,888 on 11/7/2016.
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at May 29, 2019 04:31 PM (JFO2v)
***********
She played a Mean Pinball?
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 04:31 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 29, 2019 04:32 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 29, 2019 04:32 PM (RBOtF)
The fake yearbook incident?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 29, 2019 04:33 PM (iXJM1)
The Barbours and McConnell insisted the brain dead Thad Cochran run again and now there is a (former - ha) democrat in his seat.
Like Trump Moore has had to battle both the repubs and dems. People better get a clue because McConnell would have loved for Pancho Vanilla to beat Cruz too.
Posted by: DanMan at May 29, 2019 04:35 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: mrp at May 29, 2019 04:45 PM (Pqytn)
Dinged Comey hard for his shit with Hillzebub.
I'm going through the summary bit by bit. Expect swings.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 04:48 PM (AM1GF)
He voted against Kav.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 29, 2019 04:49 PM (yv6t0)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 04:53 PM (AM1GF)
Roy Moore is Roy Moore. The same man that told SCOTUS their same sex decision would have to pound sand in Alabama, and that installed the Ten Commandments in his courthouse.
I'm agnostic, but Moore is Moore and not a yuppie/preppie. Apparently, that means he's "toxic." I like real people, not the milquetoast preferred here.
Posted by: Had To Read a Book at May 29, 2019 04:54 PM (Kpbco)
I'll take Moore every day of the week, and twice on Sundays, even over Jeff Sessions.
Posted by: Had To Read a Book at May 29, 2019 04:56 PM (Kpbco)
************
I only support revolutionaries who win, like Trump.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2019 06:02 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2019 03:43 PM (MTjB1)
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His seem to come with an ejection seat.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 29, 2019 06:13 PM (iQKgg)
Are he and Don Jr. just going to complain about our defamation laws, or are they going to FIGHT?
Gloria Allred's "witness" was caught redhanded making a post-dated entry into a yearbook.
Why hasn't the DOJ investigated that? Isn't it a case of "voter suppression"?
What does Kimberley Guilfoyle see in that wimp Don Jr.? She's a lawyer, let her sue! She would make the case front page news. And she would have a nice case, Roy Moore v. The Washington Post. Add that to the Nicholas Sandmann case against WaPo and watch Jeff Bezos cry like a baby? He hates being taken to the cleaners by a hot woman.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at May 29, 2019 07:57 PM (EMi53)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 29, 2019 09:38 PM (nRj4F)
I've personally witnessed him agree to speeches for small churches and pro-life groups for "expenses only." Then, he ran up tens of thousands of accommodation expenses on their dime. He also regularly sends out fund-raising solicitations when he isn't running for anything.
It really chafed my ass when I saw one of his solicitations on my grandma's table and she told me she sent him $100 to cover his expenses in the lawsuit against his accusers.
The problem is he hasn't sued his accusers and obviously has no intention to. He's not a good guy. So you folks sitting in Virginia or Arizona or wherever telling us folks in Alabama what a great guy he is, save it.
Oh and if you think he got the election stolen from him you're going to need to explain how it is that every other Republican in Alabama manages to win by double digits but Roy Moore manages to lose to a nobody.
Also the difference between Moore and Kavanaugh is that, after Kavanaugh was accused he literally had a parade of hundreds of respected men and women to come forward and vouch for his character. Roy Moore had...his wife. Smear tactics only work if the subject of the attacks is smearable.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at May 29, 2019 10:27 PM (3ufaJ)
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