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Man Sets Himself On Fire On White House Lawn
The Crazy Years.
Man Sets Himself on Fire Near White House, Extinguished and Arrested https://t.co/FH3k5PwpZK
— TMZ (@TMZ) May 29, 2019
The saddest thing I’ve ever seen. A person set themselves on fire in the park at the south lawn of the Whitehouse. Please pray for their soul pic.twitter.com/OjTL0kGWa7
— patlangs (@LangsPat) May 29, 2019
BREAKING Person on fire on White House lawn as surrounding streets closedhttps://t.co/SzXdIjUI5F pic.twitter.com/EgWp7WqCSS
— Mirror Breaking News (@MirrorBreaking_) May 29, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 01:58 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 29, 2019 01:58 PM (/5WQL)
FIRE!
Posted by: The Crazy World of Arthur Brown at May 29, 2019 01:58 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: FrodoB at May 29, 2019 01:58 PM (5+qNg)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 29, 2019 01:59 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 01:59 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: steevy at May 29, 2019 01:59 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: TexasDan at May 29, 2019 02:00 PM (yL25O)
FIRE!
Posted by: The Crazy World of Arthur Brown at May 29, 2019
*
*
. . .
"Rolla coasta -- of love!
(Say what?)
Rolla coasta --"
Posted by: Ohio Players at May 29, 2019 02:00 PM (ClOmq)
Not that some fuckers are nuts, or being made nuts by CNN and the like, but obviously Trump's fault.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 29, 2019 02:00 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 29, 2019 02:00 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Wilson Goode, Urban Firefighting Expert at May 29, 2019 02:00 PM (zK7qR)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2019 02:00 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 29, 2019 02:00 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:00 PM (9cans)
Posted by: jmel at May 29, 2019 02:00 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 29, 2019 02:00 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2019 02:00 PM (/tuJf)
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You know...I used those paintings for my new book cover...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (T8HPM)
Posted by: Hunka Burnin' Love at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (CPk08)
OK Who opened Ruths black out curtains?
*stomp stomp*
Not really that funny!
*stomp stomp*
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (gdcdy)
Posted by: Ripley at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (T8HPM)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (RD7QR)
You're the queen of porn
You're the easiest lay
On the White House lawn
Seriously, we have "less than a mile from the White House", "on the White House lawn", and "across the street from the White House lawn".
So I'm going with this is not the White House lawn because idiots can't get there to incinerate themselves in the first place.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (xYwhN)
Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (40mSG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: mrp at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 01:59 PM (AZxMX)
In Cali, Gavin Newsom and the Demunists in the Legislature "solved" that problem for us.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (CPk0
Dura lex, sed lex.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2019 02:03 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (40mSG)
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Much worse than the Chafing Times.
However, better than the New York Times.
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 02:03 PM (vDqXW)
Thing is ... it was some minor election, from what I recall, and no one even paid attention to her. She was forgotten after a day, which is pretty odd considering that she had just torched herself on the street.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2019 02:03 PM (zK7qR)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 02:03 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 02:03 PM (40mSG)
damn, ace stole my first response.
ok, fair and square.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 02:03 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: sunflower at May 29, 2019 02:03 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 02:03 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (Y4EXg)
I think you mean "expiring".
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 02:03 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 29, 2019 02:03 PM (vg8iE)
And this is why they have to pursue impeachment, or at least pretend to...
Look at the frenzy of fear and hatred they've inculcated in their zombie NPC minions.
They will not be denied, and they expect nothing less than the total destruction of the horrible orange devil man.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 02:04 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 02:04 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at May 29, 2019 02:04 PM (fDGAU)
@LangsPat
The saddest thing I've ever seen. A person set themselves on fire in the park at the south lawn of the Whitehouse. Please pray for their soul
LOL.
BTW, it's "himself" and "his".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2019 02:04 PM (zK7qR)
You fought hard and you saved and learned
but all of it's going to burn.
And your mind, your tiny mind
you know you've really been so blind.
Now's your time burn your mind.
Your falling far too far behind.
Posted by: The Crazy World of Arthur Brown at May 29, 2019 02:04 PM (LilNs)
>>They arrested him? That's retarded.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (CPk0
Dura lex, sed lex.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)
They polluted the air thereby damaging the environment by increasing the dangers of global warming. Heal him up so he can be tried and executed by the left for endangering the climate.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2019 02:04 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:04 PM (Bdeb0)
Also: I hope this NPC survives to live with the consequences of his foolishness.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 02:04 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: WisRich at May 29, 2019 02:05 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Yeah, well that dude isn't going anywhere fast (unless its a stunt). It's kinda like prosecuting sidewalk pizza for suicide.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:05 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Dick Van Dyke at May 29, 2019 02:05 PM (i7hvJ)
Posted by: fox at May 29, 2019 02:05 PM (UuVBv)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2019 02:05 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (Y4EXg)
______
He had looked forward to attending college with St. Michael Brown .. until those evil white cops shot him for no good reason while his hands were up in the air as he strolled down the street harming nobody.
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 29, 2019 02:05 PM (gdcdy)
Posted by: Tentotwo at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (yhf6w)
Usually there is an element of despair, but that comes in a distant 2nd place.
Just my $.02 worth.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 02:04 PM (hjaPQ)
He could be a Buddhist monk. But i'd wager it's a suit.
Posted by: Someguy at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (xYwhN)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (CPk0
He was quite put out about it.
But I guess arresting him enables a 48 hour mental health hold or something, so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Some Guy What Thinks Something's Beginning at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (flINI)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (rgPG6)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (n1vYu)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2019 02:07 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: WisRich at May 29, 2019 02:05 PM (G0vdT)
*starts counting Horde noses*
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Outrage Outlet Summer Savings on Nitwits, Dimwits, Lackwits, and Halfwits! at May 29, 2019 02:07 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: JROD at May 29, 2019 02:07 PM (Arlb8)
Maybe he's a big Trump fan, and just wanted to be orange.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 02:07 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 29, 2019 02:07 PM (jTv1/)
Posted by: Rationalist Yoda at May 29, 2019 02:07 PM (NBOA5)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 29, 2019 02:07 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 02:07 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Weasel at May 29, 2019 02:07 PM (RrqtM)
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 02:07 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Fox2! at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (MwFQu)
Plus, the fact they arrested seems to be a clue.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (oVJmc)
Some drugs are contraindicated, one should read the information sheet carefully!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (n1vYu)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (VpIIl)
In fact, the guy was a raving lunatic, apparently. Most likely just like this guy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)
but fuck this guy, I ain't prayin' for shit. I only hope he stays alive and maimed for a very long time so he can continue stewing in his unholy hatred of decency and goodness.
Fuck this guy (BIRM).
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Archer at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: joncelli
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Dark humor is something of a staple around here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (rgPG6)
Posted by: Fox2! at May 29, 2019 02:08 PM (MwFQu)
With whom, a hippo?
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (Cus5s)
so, fake burning news.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hunka Burnin' Love at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (Y4EXg)
He was turning his life around!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Augustine at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (rgPG6)
Posted by: NBA Jam Announcer at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (BqBId)
Thing is ... it was some minor election, from what I recall, and no one even paid attention to her. She was forgotten after a day, which is pretty odd considering that she had just torched herself on the street.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2019 02:03 PM (zK7qR)
I am shocked:
1. That this didn't happen in California, San Francisco or Berkeley in particular.
2. That she didn't commit suicide for some more sane reason, like not getting admitted to grad school or flunking a class, or even getting less than a stellar grade in said class.
3. The Self-Immolation. Here, she would likely just jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge or one of the taller campus buildings.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 02:09 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Max Power at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (AZsnm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (n1vYu)
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (sy5kK)
How about "Flaming asshole?"
Posted by: JAS at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (smFnO)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (rgPG6)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: spaghetti demigod at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (ZZEwZ)
Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (JP4JT)
Why would Barr allow Mueller to disgrace the DoJ with that press conference?
Posted by: Jose at May 29, 2019 01:38 PM (V6W16)
Because Mueller isn't his doing. He inherited the clown at the very end of the investigation. Might as well let Mueller destroy himself on his way out.
Notice how the Dems now are loving Mueller, where they hated him a month ago when he came out with "no collusion." He's an incompetent sleazebag impressed with his own reflection and Barr is well aware of it. Remember , Barr has already said he won't block Mueller from testifying before Congress. So he's lost that protection from the DOJ, and he knows what will happen when he goes before Nadler and co. People like Lindsey Graham, who was an actual military prosecutor, are going to eat him alive in public for his Chapter 2 of the report, claiming all kinds of things that he chose not to charge Trump with that should NOT have been in the report.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 29, 2019 02:07 PM (wFFUS)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (wFFUS)
74 he looks to have had a full suit, even a helmet ... so he may be just fine. Condition upgraded to "not burned, still crazy".
Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2019 02:06 PM (Cus5s)
I hope he was a retard, and it was a stunt.
In which case, fuck him.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (40mSG)
Posted by: Actually inside the beltway at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (ldXWf)
Posted by: nip at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (ptqGC)
I call "bullshit" on the whole act. They definitely should have let him burn. I'd bet that he brought the extinguisher with him or called ahead to the cops to tell them that he was going to set himself on fire at that time at that place.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (zK7qR)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Burn ban. No permit on Park property.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: JAS at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (smFnO)
Suicide is illegal. The law must be followed.
Kneel.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: LTCHAM at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (7h4Fr)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (hjaPQ)
So Wednesday.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (AZsnm)
Correct!
You win a cigar.
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (IXZGh)
I'll go with the fiery progs because.....
Stupid should hurt.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (40mSG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (ptqGC)
The saddest thing I've ever seen. A person set
There's only one person, so let's keep the pronouns in agreement with the number, OK? This solecism grates on me as much as someone saying "We was ..."
And when the sex of the person is either unclear or irrelevant, educated speakers of English default to male gender, by convention.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (rgPG6)
She's the kitchen wench, and all grease, and I know not what use to put her to but to make a lamp of her, and run from her by her own light.
- William Shakespeare
The Comedy of Errors, Act 3, Scene 2.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (JP4JT)
Dagnabit!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: rechill at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (Q1LXu)
In the TMZ video that guy is casually walking while he is totally aflame. Ridiculous.
I call "bullshit" on the whole act. They definitely should have let
him burn. I'd bet that he brought the extinguisher with him or called
ahead to the cops to tell them that he was going to set himself on fire
at that time at that place.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (zK7qR)
In the initial phases of severe burns, its not as painful as it looks. The pain can take a little while to really get going.
But it does indeed get going.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (CE5C/)
Fire, I'll take you to burn.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (BnKuy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
To fight global warming!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: abbynormal at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (h5Lyp)
@LangsPat
The saddest thing I've ever seen. A person set themselves on fire in the park at the south lawn of the Whitehouse. Please pray for their soul
LOL.
BTW, it's "himself" and "his".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2019 02:04 PM (zK7qR)
The old "not sure of the gender" trick?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
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Nah. If that were the case, they would have guys in EPA suits taking him away.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: JROD at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (Arlb8)
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 02:14 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 29, 2019 02:14 PM (rgPG6)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 02:14 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:14 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:14 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:14 PM (JP4JT)
CNN brought it with their camera crew. Hope they got it in the first take!
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (CE5C/)
But it does indeed get going.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (CPk0
I'd bet the farm that the whole thing was a stunt. They should have let him burn to a crisp to see how serious he really was.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (zK7qR)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (rgPG6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
To arrest him.
+++
He's in the cooler now
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (BnKuy)
Don Jr was never an employee of the DOJ.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 29, 2019 02:13 PM (BnKuy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4ExW1Fx0-k
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (40mSG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (O8WFE)
Kneel.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:11 PM (Bdeb0)
If I ever deliberately hit the pavement at terminal velocity, I will have written a will that gives money to anyone who can figure out whether or not I was kneeling at the moment of my crime.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Erik L at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (TkCDX)
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (uEbPt)
In the TMZ video that guy is casually walking while he is totally aflame. Ridiculous.
Trying to recreate the Wish You Were Here album cover?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Dr. Mallamutt, Physchiatrist For The Media at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (ORm1c)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 29, 2019 02:01 PM (Y4EXg)
He was en fuego!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (uEbPt)
How did they have a fire extinguisher there that fast?
CNN brought it with their camera crew. Hope they got it in the first take!
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (CE5C/)
Since CNN is a dumpster fire, kinda makes sense they have a fire extinguisher.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (rgPG6)
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Nah, he was going to set the world on fire ... and missed.
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (vDqXW)
*Hobo fires are exempt.
Posted by: 13times at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (wFFUS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 29, 2019 02:10 PM (AZsnm)
IIRC, that was a 1963 protest against the Diem regime in (South) Vietnam:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Th%C3%ADch_Qu%E1%BA%A3ng_%C4%90%E1%BB%A9c
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (O8WFE)
I'll think of him as Ashley.
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (lK7fO)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (9dQxE)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (zK7qR)You are probably right.
But its really hard to tell the difference between crazy and stupid in the heat of the moment.
as it were.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: James Comey, Currently looking up at some trees and asking questions at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (lPsvG)
Posted by: kathysaysso at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (VpIIl
Reminds me of one of the funniest scenes from "One Million Ways to Die in the West"
Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (40mSG)
Posted by: CN at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:18 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (VpIIl)
"Set the world on fire"
+
"Think globally, act locally"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2019 02:18 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: OfficerFriendlyReachingForTheBlinkers at May 29, 2019 02:18 PM (FhXTo)
*Hobo fires are exempt.
Posted by: 13times at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (K3B2k)
IIRC, the Santa Rosa fire was started by an illegal alien--starting the fires that American hobos won't start!
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 02:18 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 29, 2019 02:16 PM (wFFUS)
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One of my brother's idiot friends lit himself up doing a flaming everclear shot.
In the process of putting him out, my bro stepped on his face. This retard had a bootprint in his face for like a year.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 02:18 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: Asia at May 29, 2019 02:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Cheap Trick at May 29, 2019 02:18 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:19 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2019 02:19 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 29, 2019 02:19 PM (JgA4k)
No who hasn't ever done that?
Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 02:19 PM (40mSG)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 29, 2019 02:17 PM (lPsvG)
Depends on where the fire burned his body the worst.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:19 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:19 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 29, 2019 02:20 PM (Vh7j1)
Meanwhile, repeated from willowing, prior thread, re Mueller disgrace:
Barr really should not let this pass. Not only did Mueller appear to
lie, brazenly and artlessly [the Beltway fashion for some time], re the
OLC matter, but he's outdone Comey and his July 2O16 jaw-dropper.
It's
farcical enough, and a serious integrity issue for the DOJ, that a
special counsel was appointed contrary to regulation, with no evidence
of underlying crime. But to have that illegitimate special counsel then
lie to the AG, and THEN break central rules and norms for prosecutors by
delivering a very slimy talking indictment, about the *president* -
this is a moment Barr can either begin to rehab DOJ and the system, or
not.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 02:20 PM (QDnY+)
In the process of putting him out, my bro stepped on his face. This retard had a bootprint in his face for like a year.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 02:18 PM (TJ0zg)
There are videos (I'm told) on the internet of people lighting farts and things going wrong. Quickly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 02:18 PM (TJ0zg)
LOL.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2019 02:20 PM (zK7qR)
Oh shit, I'm dyin'! (wipes spit take off monitor)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
#snort
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:20 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: CN at May 29, 2019 02:20 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2019 02:20 PM (7njPr)
I can't remember ever seeing one now that I think about it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 29, 2019 02:20 PM (lPsvG)
Weird how the illuminati of the left turn out to be this way
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 29, 2019 02:20 PM (JziUy)
The American Communist Litigation Unit sued the State of California when Ronald Reagan was Gov. to let all the crazy people out (those that were not a "danger" to society).
Tell me again about how someone shitting on the sidewalk is not a danger to society?
Posted by: JAS at May 29, 2019 02:20 PM (smFnO)
Posted by: Sgt. Hulka at May 29, 2019 02:21 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: 13times at May 29, 2019 02:21 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 29, 2019 02:20 PM (Vh7j1)
(winces)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 29, 2019 02:21 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2019 02:21 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 02:21 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:21 PM (oVJmc)
And you can use him to make s'mores.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:21 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
If you suck at that, take a razor blade and go down the street.
That's the easiest thing to do. Yeah. I was 15 once.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:21 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 29, 2019 02:21 PM (T1jSO)
One of my brother's idiot friends lit himself up doing a flaming everclear shot.
In the process of putting him out, my bro stepped on his face. This retard had a bootprint in his face for like a year.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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That one belongs in the Guinness 'Hold My Beer Registry'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 02:21 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Deadpool at May 29, 2019 02:21 PM (BnKuy)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet
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Interestingly, just like those folks he's still just a guy with severe damage to his body that caused him to lose some part.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (lPsvG)
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (uEbPt)
Oh yeah, I'm definitely coming out to party with you. We can sow back on limbs and everything.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Warai-otoko is practicing for a gig at a certain "news" "letter" at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (AURKQ)
I mean, I'd be bummed out if the Democrats won in 2020. But I wouldn't kill myself. There's so many other things in the world to worry about.
Posted by: Mike at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (WWn8/)
Still, it keeps the mosquitoes off him.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019
*
*
. . .
Wonder if he looks like one of those mosquito repellent coils we used to light up at the drive-in?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:12 PM (GgtsI)
This is mostly correct. The carbon unit in question, however, may have been host to several "persons," in which case the "their souls" and "they" constructions would, actually, be accurate.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: abbynormal at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM (h5Lyp)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
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If it bleeds, it leads.
The media are worse than we are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Boomer at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: JROD at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM (Arlb8)
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I can attest to the fact that this does, in fact, happen.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Iblis at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM (9221z)
Imagine being so fucked up that you'd do something like this.
I mean,
I'd be bummed out if the Democrats won in 2020. But I wouldn't kill
myself. There's so many other things in the world to worry about.
Posted by: Mike at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (WWn8/)
2020 should be fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 29, 2019 02:24 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. Electrified. at May 29, 2019 02:24 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (VpIIl)
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It's a miracle my family doesn't have a 100% mortality rate among juvenile males.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 02:24 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
MFM reporting he had a Tinder account.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:24 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:15 PM (CPk0
If you do this in Zod's constabulary, your remains will be cuffed and taken downtown for booking, whereupon your remains will be offered bail and instructed to appear for a hearing date not to exceed 90 days hence.
Know this.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:24 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)
Check him for the pet gator to be certain.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:24 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Old Bill Cosby Routine at May 29, 2019 02:24 PM (oVJmc)
We on the Right don't want to be the bigger men, and claim a moral victory. We thought we left that behind on the debate Stage with Jeb, and Cruz.
Who the fuck is formulating legal strategy over @ 1600 PA Ave, pastry cart Rudy?
INDICTMENTS would have muted all of this. If Barr honestly believes the Trump campaign was "spied" on, then why aren't literally hundreds of DOJ lawyers working on it night and day. Is that all there is, the one guy who looked like he might possibly be more constipated than John Brennan?
When do we start punching back?
Posted by: Quilp at May 29, 2019 02:24 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet
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Weenie roast?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 02:25 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 02:25 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 02:25 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Boomer at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM (2cfUo
New Green Deal guidelines!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 02:25 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: JAS at May 29, 2019 02:20 PM (smFnO)
Now enshrined in the Supreme Court decision O'Connor v. Donaldson, which loosed all the nutjobs onto the streets to become vagrants and mass shooters.
Thanks, Supremes!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:25 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: Boomer at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM (2cfUo)
I mistakenly bought a can of "Bio" charcoal starter. ust have been biodiesel. It burned OK, but the shit smells like a rancid grease trap behind the Burger King.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2019 02:25 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:25 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Dr. Mallamutt, Physchiatrist For The Media at May 29, 2019 02:25 PM (ORm1c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)
Looked more like Alaska to me.
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 02:25 PM (AM1GF)
Heh.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (JP4JT)
I don't understand. Why did they put him out?
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Burning trash without a permit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (al2Cf)
Posted by: The FIVE headline writer at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (Gxi+5)
Posted by: irright at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (ptqGC)
Looked more like Alaska to me.
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (uEbPt)
Fire Island.
Posted by: Old Bill Cosby Routine at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 02:25 PM (AM1GF)
Obama is in Colombia, trashing the US. Probably checking out a country without an extradition treaty with us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 29, 2019 02:25 PM (AM1GF)
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I'm pretty sure the theory goes that it only pertains to the person currently vested with all executive power. I.E. the sitting president, who basically would be prosecuting himself.
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 02:27 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:27 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2019 02:27 PM (A+ucP)
Posted by: Billy Joel at May 29, 2019 02:27 PM (ORm1c)
will be cuffed and taken downtown for booking, whereupon your remains
will be offered bail and instructed to appear for a hearing date not to
exceed 90 days hence.
Know this.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:24 PM (Bdeb0)
I can live with that.
no, wait.....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:27 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Sanity Chec at May 29, 2019 02:27 PM (j/O0m)
And people who never will be president no matter how hard they tried.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2019 02:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 29, 2019 02:27 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Boomer at May 29, 2019 02:27 PM (2cfUo)
I mean, I'd be bummed out if the Democrats won in 2020. But I wouldn't kill myself. There's so many other things in the world to worry about.
Posted by: Mike at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (WWn8/)
NO THERE IS NOT!!
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 29, 2019 02:27 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (hjaPQ)
Hopefully to enlist the ladies for a demonstration.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at May 29, 2019 02:28 PM (NjJUT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (VpIIl)
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It's a miracle my family doesn't have a 100% mortality rate among juvenile males.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
God looks out for drunks, fools, and little children.
So a family bbq covers all three.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:28 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)
Good point. The plural may be more appropriate in the case of schizophrenics with multiple personalities.
I withdraw my comment.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:28 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: Boomer at May 29, 2019 02:27 PM (2cfUo)
lol
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 02:28 PM (aS1PU)
Set a man on fire and he warm for the rest of his life.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 29, 2019 02:28 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 02:28 PM (vDqXW)
Ya know, the guy who lit himself up that I knew had a younger sister who was also a drooling dolt. I think they might be inbreeds.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 02:29 PM (TJ0zg)
Are we sure it's a guy? Could have been Ilhan Omar making a statement.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)
Now you are just playing with me.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:29 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Cheri at May 29, 2019 02:29 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 29, 2019 02:29 PM (lPsvG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
We couldn't get that lucky. Besides, that religion tends to go boom!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:29 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:29 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:29 PM (O8WFE)
2020 should be fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM
oh yeah
right now, it's like spring training....pitchers & catchers reporting, intra-squad games, general pre-season horsing around
a year from now it's gonna be two outs in the bottom of the ninth of game seven....every fcuking day
The Crazy: we have not yet seen the beginning of the beginning yet
Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the June MiMoMe) at May 29, 2019 02:29 PM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:29 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2019 02:29 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: G. Gnome at May 29, 2019 02:30 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 02:30 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 29, 2019 02:30 PM (uc2hl)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:30 PM (O8WFE)
He's going to be regretting this.....after he's on The View, and CNN, MSNBC, writes a book........
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: goodluckduck at May 29, 2019 02:30 PM (rwaEp)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2019 02:30 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2019 02:30 PM (JFO2v)
AHA!
Gives me the opportunity to share one of my favorite expressions:
"Fucked up as a football bat."
Carry on.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)
2020 should be fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:23 PM
oh yeah
right now, it's like spring training....pitchers & catchers reporting, intra-squad games, general pre-season horsing around
a year from now it's gonna be two outs in the bottom of the ninth of game seven....every fcuking day
The Crazy: we have not yet seen the beginning of the beginning yet
Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the June MiMoMe) at May 29, 2019 02:29 PM (hx3Q
Maybe we could get a Pussy Hat Immolate-athon.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)
We here in Floriduh still fight for our 2nd amendment rights while Cali NY and others like Illinois allow themselves to be raped by the left.
Posted by: Requiem at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (Kpg4s)
Posted by: Freddy Krueger at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (BAjJK)
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Movie stunt man fire suit.
Just a hunch.
Posted by: CNN cameraman at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (6gfbA)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (jTv1/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Rocks at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (RbxEP)
Posted by: irright at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (RVcmP)
Carry on.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (Bdeb0)
as a welfare mothers checkbook
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 29, 2019 02:32 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 29, 2019 02:30 PM (Cus5s)
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There have been remarkable feats of strength by Florida men under the influence of bath salts - I guess that's a possibility...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 02:32 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: Blue Oyster Cult at May 29, 2019 02:32 PM (uc2hl)
Posted by: goodluckduck at May 29, 2019 02:30 PM (rwaEp)
If the flame-suit protest catches on, we could make a nice profit out of selling counterfeit flame suits stitched up out of guncotton. Not like our customers are going to sue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2019 02:32 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:32 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: goodluckduck at May 29, 2019 02:32 PM (rwaEp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:32 PM (oVJmc)
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Movie stunt man fire suit.
Just a hunch.
Posted by: CNN cameraman at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (6gfbA)
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I don't know man. DM has a close up of the dude. Didn't look like any stunt man fire suit to me.
Posted by: WisRich at May 29, 2019 02:33 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Boswell at May 29, 2019 02:33 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: JAS at May 29, 2019 02:33 PM (smFnO)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 02:33 PM (AZxMX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 29, 2019 02:33 PM (jTv1/)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)
If it's regret he wants, he could've skipped the self-immolation and just gone straight to The View, CNN, and MSNBC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:33 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2019 02:33 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Sponge at May 29, 2019 02:34 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:34 PM (VpIIl)
Better throw him in the water
Look at him laughing
Like a heifer to the slaughter
Things Brian Eno Almost Sang
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:34 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2019 02:34 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Mike at May 29, 2019 02:34 PM (WWn8/)
Posted by: Blake - used road trip salesman at May 29, 2019 02:34 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Damien at May 29, 2019 02:34 PM (smFnO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:34 PM (oVJmc)
Another joke you couldn't do today.
It'd be interesting to see the twittstorm if someone tried.
But, yeah. We're being caged.
Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2019 02:34 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:35 PM (2LelM)
heard they released his name.. James Kingsford
Posted by: Boomer at May 29, 2019
*
*
. . .
My nominee for thread winner!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 02:35 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: ZaN at May 29, 2019 02:35 PM (NLEnr)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:35 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: JROD at May 29, 2019 02:35 PM (Arlb8)
Posted by: Zombie Jerry Reed at May 29, 2019 02:35 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:32 PM (oVJmc
Illegal Immolation has become a not topic!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 29, 2019 02:35 PM (AZxMX)
If I was to say to you
Girl we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby light my fire
Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2019 02:35 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JAS at May 29, 2019 02:35 PM (smFnO)
Posted by: WisRich
Link?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 29, 2019 02:35 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Puddin Head
I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (JP4JT)
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Its not new. They hated the bejayzuz out of Reagan.
Posted by: CNN cameraman at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (Kn6nH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (GgtsI)
Posted by: JROD at May 29, 2019 02:35 PM (Arlb
Aw, shucks. Tweren't nothing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (Ct55T)
I'm in for $500 to fund the ones that play George Phillip Souza tunes while the wearer immolates.
Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: WisRich
Link?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 29, 2019 02:35 PM (myjNJ)
https://tinyurl.com/ybwwv8oh
Posted by: WisRich at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (G0vdT)
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Its not new. They hated the bejayzuz out of Reagan.
Posted by: CNN cameraman at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (Kn6nH)
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The next one's gonna be literally Hitler, don't you know?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (Ct55T)
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More like a burning desire to see Hillary as president.
Posted by: Blake - used road trip salesman at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Zombie Jerry Reed
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Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire.
Posted by: Say my name at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (5T864)
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (vDqXW)
I'm going to rotfl if Trump actually tweets that in response.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (O4Dg1)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (8erNz)
"Stars and Stripes For At Least The Next Minute or Two If We're Lucky"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: JROD at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (Arlb8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 02:38 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (GgtsI)
He did it because of Climate Change.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2019 02:38 PM (m79Dg)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 02:36 PM (ClOmq)
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Just because he was lighter.
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 02:38 PM (vDqXW)
And the more I see, the more I think Barr faces a key test here. Politically, impeachment is a kamikaze mission that won't even reach the picket line north of Okinawa, but part of the DOJ is on fire [on-topic!], and I think Barr wants to restore some credibility to that key institution.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 02:38 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Requiem at May 29, 2019 02:38 PM (Kpg4s)
Even if he didn't get badly burned (which is a stretch), inhaling the products of combustion isn't exactly good for the lungs. In any case I don't envy the docs in the ED who are going to have to patch up/intubate/notify the next of kin of this loon.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 29, 2019 02:38 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Napalmolive at May 29, 2019 02:39 PM (TJ0zg)
Pretty sure he had a clown face spider sucking his face and did the obvious thing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (2LelM)
Well in that case, kuddos to him. I'd do the same thing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2019 02:32 PM (7njPr)
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Considering "Tide Pod" Generation, probably can market them as is.
Posted by: Blake - used road trip salesman at May 29, 2019 02:39 PM (WEBkv)
breitbart
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 29, 2019 02:39 PM (vEIlU)
John Philip Sousa. All the same, I like your style.
We're easing into The Weird, people. This is the preliminary stuff.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:39 PM (GgtsI)
And the more I see, the more I think Barr faces a key test here. Politically, impeachment is a kamikaze mission that won't even reach the picket line north of Okinawa, but part of the DOJ is on fire [on-topic!], and I think Barr wants to restore some credibility to that key institution.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 02:38 PM (QDnY+)
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I think it's obvious that's why he took the job in the first place this time. He watched and heard of the rot within the DOJ over the last decade and felt compelled to do what he could to fix it.
Sometimes, it pays to have a company man on your side.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:39 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 02:39 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Boswell at May 29, 2019 02:39 PM (32YRo)
Tesla is now making wheelchairs?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 29, 2019 02:39 PM (GgtsI)
So a family bbq covers all three.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:28 PM
And the United States!
Posted by: Bismarck at May 29, 2019 02:40 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: BJ Clinton at May 29, 2019 02:40 PM (pw+jk)
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Movie stunt man fire suit.
Just a hunch.
Posted by: CNN cameraman at May 29, 2019 02:31 PM (6gfbA)
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I don't know man. DM has a close up of the dude. Didn't look like any stunt man fire suit to me.
Perhaps on some very powerful drugs.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 29, 2019 02:40 PM (AB9tT)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 02:39 PM (ClOmq)
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Maybe he wanted his own movie deal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:40 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:40 PM (2LelM)
Enough jokes. Now it's time for prayer mode. That's a terrible, painful way to go.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:40 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: WisRich at May 29, 2019 02:37 PM (G0vdT)
Gotta say, he's looking a bit like Meghan Markle.
Royally fucked.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:40 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:41 PM (2LelM)
"He looked so...bored. Maybe it's time for us to try something new," whispered Paris Jones from his Burn Unit gurney.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:41 PM (Bdeb0)
Unless we find out differently, I intend to assume he's mentally ill and that this isn't some great OrangeManBad protest.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (Z+IKu)
"He looked so...bored. Maybe it's time for us to try something new," whispered Paris Jones from his Burn Unit gurney.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:41 PM (Bdeb0)
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"He didn't put out my fire fast enough because he hates transgenders!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (9cans)
Mein Fuhrer! I can WALK!!!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (Bdeb0)
breitbart
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 29, 2019 02:39 PM (vEIlU)
We should encourage hundreds of thousands of leftists to march on the White House after lighting themselves on fire in Maryland.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (2LelM)
Mein Fuhrer! I can WALK!!!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (oVJmc)
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We're trying to solve the mine shaft gap over here!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:43 PM (9cans)
Well, he's black now
Posted by: Guy Smiley
you're going to burn in hell for that one
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 02:43 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 02:43 PM (CDGwz)
I'm in a dark mood today, thanks to Herr Mueller.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:43 PM (ptqGC)
Shorter version: they hate good looking women with a hot passion.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, bonjour mon petite l'agneau at May 29, 2019 02:44 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: The Real DJT Twitter at May 29, 2019 02:44 PM (Gxi+5)
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:42 PM (Bdeb0)
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I watched Is Paris Burning on Prime while convalescing from my missing wisdom teeth. It was pretty good, though it felt more like French Resistance fan fiction than actual history.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:44 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Hillary at May 29, 2019 02:44 PM (BAjJK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 29, 2019 02:44 PM (jTv1/)
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 29, 2019 02:44 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:44 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: The Real DJT Twitter at May 29, 2019 02:44 PM (Gxi+5)
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"I got a great idea! We'll own Trump by self immolating!"
-The Resistance, led by Bill Kristol
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (uEbPt)
It takes a special kind of crazy to light yourself on fire as a "political statement".
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (/0pa4)
The jagged building on the left is the Museum of African American History. The reddish clock tower in the back center-right is the USDA building.
This means the video was taken facing south from the south side of Constitution Avenue. The human torch was a good 2,000 feet from the White House.
Posted by: sunflower at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (oVJmc)
"Those the gods mean to destroy, first they drive them mad."
And that applies to the MFM in addition to this poor fellow.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 29, 2019 02:46 PM (1hM1d)
My bet is this guy is on PCP. They walk around with their guts hanging
out of a slashed abdomen and dont even notice anything wrong.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 29, 2019 02:44 PM (jTv1/)
Heavy doses narcoleptics also make people a bit non-reactive....
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:46 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: willow at May 29, 2019 02:46 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: JD Shellnutt at May 29, 2019 02:46 PM (2cfUo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (9cans)
First you will donate your teeth to a needy mouth, Bill.
Posted by: Zod at May 29, 2019 02:46 PM (Bdeb0)
-The Resistance, led by Bill Kristol
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (9cans)
Bill Kristol, self immolating since 2016.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 02:46 PM (aS1PU)
I'm in a dark mood today, thanks to Herr Mueller.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:43 PM (ptqGC)
Don't be Jane. Remember that more than half the sh*t they do is psy-ops. They WANT you to feel bad. So feel good today. Trump is still their president.
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 02:46 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: clutch cargo
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A moment they will celebrate, acknowledging no culpability.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 02:47 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 02:47 PM (HaL55)
"I got a great idea! We'll own Trump by self immolating!"
-The Resistance, led by Bill Kristol
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:45 PM (9cans)
There's a GoFundMe I'd contribute to.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 29, 2019 02:47 PM (CPk08)
"445 Yay. Wife at home. Tornado sirens going off. She says it's still outside."
Like the "calm before the storm" still? ugh, not good.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 29, 2019 02:47 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:47 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2019 02:48 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:47 PM (O8WFE)
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BINGO!
I got BINGO!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:48 PM (9cans)
I blame Cheech and Chong.
I blame Pink Floyd.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 02:47 PM (HaL55)
I blame drugs and insanity. And Cheech and Chong.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Melski at May 29, 2019 02:48 PM (v+Sia)
I blame Cheech and Chong.
I blame Pink Floyd.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 02:47 PM (HaL55)
I blame drugs and insanity. And Cheech and Chong.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:48 PM (RD7QR)
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Have we forgotten the true monsters?
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:48 PM (9cans)
Appears to be a middle aged black male and not a stunt. Drugs are probably involved.
The 37th anniversary of Richard Pryor setting himself on fire is coming up June 9th.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 02:48 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:47 PM (O8WFE)
That's nice. Who the hell is James Kingston?
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
SS. It was kind of neat.
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 02:49 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: IC at May 29, 2019 02:49 PM (a0IVu)
How can you tell?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2019 02:49 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 02:49 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie
Yeah. She said "too still".
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 02:49 PM (JP4JT)
That is because, in spite of all the blather about "muh patriarchy", attractive women are the actual targets of feminism.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 29, 2019 02:50 PM (uc2hl)
The jagged building on the left is the Museum of African American History. The reddish clock tower in the back center-right is the USDA building.
This means the video was taken facing south from the south side of Constitution Avenue. The human torch was a good 2,000 feet from the White House.
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The Museum of AA History looks like a dumpster where a fire occurred. This is fitting.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:50 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Prince Tuesday at May 29, 2019 02:50 PM (2f6Iy)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2019 02:50 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Regular Dennis Reynolds at May 29, 2019 02:50 PM (6/uwW)
That's nice. Who the hell is James Kingston?
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
You've never BBQ'ed?
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 29, 2019 02:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
See #302
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:51 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: DR.WTF
Kristol is too packed with trans-fats for the whole burning man stunt - it would become just a detonation instead.
Posted by: Boswell at May 29, 2019 02:51 PM (32YRo)
That was the intent, right? These kind of "immolation protests" are meant to pierce my hardened heart and let me see the extent of the (insert bad word, like "corruption" or similar) that OrangeManBad has wrought, correct?
Amazingly, for some reason, I'm not "getting it." I still think that I'd vote for President Trump before I'd vote for, say, Bernie Sanders or De Blasio or pretty much any of them.
Posted by: RobM1981 at May 29, 2019 02:51 PM (PwND+)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)
That's nice. Who the hell is James Kingston?
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
Founding member of the Kingston Trio.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 29, 2019 02:52 PM (TAmPV)
The jagged building on the left is the Museum of African American History. The reddish clock tower in the back center-right is the USDA building.
This means the video was taken facing south from the south side of Constitution Avenue. The human torch was a good 2,000 feet from the White House.
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The Museum of AA History looks like a dumpster where a fire occurred. This is fitting.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:50 PM (2LelM)
that Clarence Thomas guy? pffffftt!
Posted by: AA Museum designers at May 29, 2019 02:52 PM (sy5kK)
But the video I saw on TMZ showed him calmly walking around while completely aflame before the police arrived. And he did seem to be wearing some sort of protective suit.
Eh, I guess we'll learn the real story.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (O4Dg1)
Posted by: RobM1981 at May 29, 2019 02:51 PM (PwND+)
OMG. Someone keeps a HOF of hashes. That has got to be one of them. But every one of your posts has to be awesome now.
Posted by: ... at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (uEbPt)
That was the intent, right? These kind of "immolation protests" are meant to pierce my hardened heart and let me see the extent of the (insert bad word, like "corruption" or similar) that OrangeManBad has wrought, correct?
Amazingly, for some reason, I'm not "getting it." I still think that I'd vote for President Trump before I'd vote for, say, Bernie Sanders or De Blasio or pretty much any of them.
Posted by: RobM1981 at May 29, 2019 02:51 PM (PwND+)
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If it's like the Vietnam monk thing, then it's meant to draw attention to a situation that people are ignoring.
Because no one pays attention to Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (9cans)
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We're not positive, but he was getting ready to go to college and was an aspiring rap artist
Posted by: Hillary at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (BAjJK)
Doctor Something or other.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (ymnmz)
That was the intent, right? These kind of "immolation protests" are meant to pierce my hardened heart and let me see the extent of the (insert bad word, like "corruption" or similar) that OrangeManBad has wrought, correct?
Amazingly, for some reason, I'm not "getting it." I still think that I'd vote for President Trump before I'd vote for, say, Bernie Sanders or De Blasio or pretty much any of them.
Posted by: RobM1981 at May 29, 2019 02:51 PM (PwND+)
Setting yourself on fire is insane.
So, we should then LISTEN to your positions as having some validity?
Its like someone who cuts off their Penis to become a 'Woman'... like you are a rational person I should listen too?
Posted by: Don Q at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:49 PM (RD7QR)
The dude invented Reggae, mon.
Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 02:54 PM (40mSG)
Its probably already been mentioned, but it could have been somebody
holding his fart too long. I will wait for more info before jumping to
conclusions.
So, spontaneous combustion? Didn't trust a fart.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 02:54 PM (HaL55)
Doctor Something or other.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Migeletto Loveless I believe...
Posted by: Don Q at May 29, 2019 02:54 PM (NgKpN)
Jerry Nadler reminds me of that evil dwarf fella on "The Wild Wild West".....
Doctor Something or other.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Dr Migeulito Nadlace
Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 29, 2019 02:54 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 29, 2019 02:49 PM (O2RFr)"
LEO's and witnesses.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 29, 2019 02:54 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 02:54 PM (HaL55)
Dude was over 50, then. That's one of the three rules.
The other two are never pass a bathroom and never let a hardon go to waste.
Posted by: Roy at May 29, 2019 02:55 PM (40mSG)
Doctor Something or other.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Simon Bar Sinister?
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:55 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: 13times at May 29, 2019 02:56 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2019 02:56 PM (aKsyK)
I am the god of Trumpfire and I bring you...
FIRE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2019 02:56 PM (aKsyK)
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It just didn't fit the village's rustic aesthetic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:56 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 02:56 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at May 29, 2019 02:57 PM (cGlgB)
Posted by: 13times at May 29, 2019 02:57 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Marcus Welby at May 29, 2019 02:57 PM (twkq4)
Posted by: AC/DC at May 29, 2019 02:57 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: woolly bully at May 29, 2019 02:57 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:57 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at May 29, 2019 02:57 PM (cGlgB)
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He's gonna be so sad when Amash announces that he's not running for re-election and then immediately joins a Chinese company's board of directors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:57 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Dude south of the WH at May 29, 2019 02:57 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Don Q at May 29, 2019 02:54 PM (NgKpN)
Yup....That's him!
He even waddles like the wee fella....fat bastard.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 02:57 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 02:58 PM (BqBId)
Damn. I got the depth wrong. It looks like the film was taken from the Ellipse. That would put Johnny Torch on the Ellipse.
That's still 1,000 feet from the White House.
Posted by: sunflower at May 29, 2019 02:58 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: Van Halen at May 29, 2019 02:59 PM (u9OP6)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 29, 2019 02:59 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Archer at May 29, 2019 02:59 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 29, 2019 02:59 PM (0OmEj)
No one is even paying attention now.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2019 02:59 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Boswell at May 29, 2019 02:59 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 29, 2019 02:59 PM (sjdRT)
Doctor Something or other.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Simon Bar Sinister?
miguelito loveless
Posted by: Anachronda at May 29, 2019 02:59 PM (JC/0A)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 29, 2019 02:59 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2019 03:00 PM (KLu+z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK
This IS my hobby.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:00 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: bruce springsteen at May 29, 2019 03:00 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:00 PM (dNzKv)
Fire of unknown origin, it took my baby, took my baby away-yay.
Posted by: Eric Bloom at May 29, 2019 03:00 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Archer at May 29, 2019 03:00 PM (gmo/4)
Ouch.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 29, 2019 03:00 PM (NoKAc)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2019 03:00 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: BS at May 29, 2019 03:00 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 29, 2019 03:01 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 29, 2019 03:01 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:01 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Archer at May 29, 2019 03:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:01 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:00 PM
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Pretty much and took a cheap shot at Trump while he was walking out the door.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 29, 2019 03:02 PM (JUOKG)
Doctor Something or other.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Simon Bar Sinister?
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 02:55 PM (RD7QR)
Crabby Appleton. He was rotten to the core.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:02 PM (aS1PU)
Carl Palmer was in that band for a while. What a weird gig that must have been.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 03:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mad Maxine at May 29, 2019 03:02 PM (vDqXW)
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It can. This became an act of protest in some African countries years ago.
The difference there is that it's something desperate men do when there is no freedom of speech or access to mass media, because nobody can look away from your statement, and you'd be killed for speaking out anyway.
That is not the situation here, and everyone will simply say "what a loon."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 03:03 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: Archer at May 29, 2019 03:03 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 03:03 PM (v0R5T)
Is there any evidence that trump didn't order this man to be set on fire?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:01 PM (dNzKv)
We can find no evidence that Trump didn't not order the fire guy to cease to not burn.
Its up to you on imferno him.
Posted by: Jiminy Comey at May 29, 2019 03:03 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:01 PM (dNzKv)
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Trump is yet to be exonerated from personally lighting this guy on fire. He's black and Trump's racist. So it's a good match.
EM CABBAGE FOADY FI!
Posted by: Mad Maxine at May 29, 2019 03:04 PM (vDqXW)
That's still 1,000 feet from the White House."--
Posted by: sunflower
The only difference is that the Torch can also fly at high speed, probably faster than law enforcement could react.
Now that would be a problem.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 29, 2019 03:04 PM (O4Dg1)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 29, 2019 03:04 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 29, 2019 03:04 PM (T1jSO)
*********
Joel Hoekstra of Whitesnake/Night Ranger & TSO is playing guitar for Cher
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 03:05 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 29, 2019 03:00 PM (O7MnT)
He was never trained for this.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Archer at May 29, 2019 03:05 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 03:05 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: Rage Against The Machine, Inc. at May 29, 2019 03:05 PM (RKQ/v)
I win the meaningless photo analysis award for the thread.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 29, 2019 03:05 PM (QDnY+)
Doctor Something or other.....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 29, 2019 02:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Miguelito Loveless.
For some reason the episode where West is sealed in a casket with a recording of 'What do you do with a drunken sailor...' playing is seared, seared in my mind.
I need some binge-watch evenings.
Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2019 03:05 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK
This IS my hobby.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at May 29, 2019 03:00 PM (RD7QR)
See? And you're not on fire.
You are WINNING, Jon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 29, 2019 03:06 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 29, 2019 03:06 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Rage Against The Machine, Inc
Would that be in good taste?
Posted by: Spinal Tap at May 29, 2019 03:06 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Archer at May 29, 2019 03:06 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: POTUS at May 29, 2019 03:07 PM (KLu+z)
extinguishing the flames is hate
Posted by: VMom's phone at May 29, 2019 03:07 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 29, 2019 03:07 PM (BqBId)
Hey, a gig's a gig. Baby needs a new pair of snakeskin boots...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 29, 2019 03:07 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 29, 2019 03:07 PM (pdk6E)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2019 03:07 PM (n1vYu)
extinguishing the flames is hate
Posted by: VMom's phone at May 29, 2019 03:07 PM (EGSGm)
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He looked pretty put out about it.
Posted by: Axeman at May 29, 2019 03:08 PM (vDqXW)
Was the guy black before this event? We know he is now.
Posted by: dingbat at May 29, 2019 03:09 PM (6UPM0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 29, 2019 03:07 PM (n1vYu)
No it's *so* 6 hours ago.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:09 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 29, 2019 03:09 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: AOC at May 29, 2019 03:09 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:09 PM (dNzKv)
And that is how your fry a leftist.
Crunchy on the outside. Moist and tender on the inside.
Delicious!
Especially with béchamel sauce.
The one thing you don't want your Leftist to be is-
RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!111!!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Gordon Ramsey at May 29, 2019 03:09 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 29, 2019 03:10 PM (KLu+z)
Posted by: AoSHQ Bureau of Standards at May 29, 2019 03:10 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: vivi at May 29, 2019 03:10 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:47 PM (O8WFE)
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BINGO!
I got BINGO!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read some Movie Thoughts and Pre-Order Crystal Embers Today! at May 29, 2019 02:48 PM (9cans)
...laughing...too...hard.... to... continue..................
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 29, 2019 03:10 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 03:10 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 29, 2019 03:10 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: E. Bloom at May 29, 2019 03:11 PM (ufFY8)
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Famously, Viet Nam. All the newspapers printed the picture(s). I think Life Magazine did an entire spread.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 03:11 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:11 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (dNzKv)
Let's remember that the buddhist bonzes of SVN made big news with this kind of thing in the early '60s over the Catholics running things.
In Africa I remember more 'necklacing', which wasn't exactly voluntary...you plop a tire over someone's neck, add half a gallon of appropriate octane Otto fuel, apply match, stand back and watch or these days post to youtube before, presumably, it's taken down soon.
Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 29, 2019 03:12 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (JP4JT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2019 03:11 PM (xSo9G)
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Yeah, that guy too. In my lifetime, I remeber people doing it semi-routinely in Ethiopia and some other country in Africa I can't remember.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (TJ0zg)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (YslsA)
Obviously not a LiveLeaker: It would have brought me *GREAT* joy to watch a liberal tard remove himself from the gene pool ...
Posted by: Kingsnake at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 29, 2019 03:13 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 29, 2019 02:47 PM (O8WFE)
I would like to announce my candidacy for the US presidency, I hear it is how one raises one beeeelllion dollars.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at May 29, 2019 03:14 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Kingsnake at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (3JbJY)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 29, 2019 03:15 PM (9t0Zz)
Yeah, but per GoT dragons have an even worse breeding record than Germans, and the blonde chick did nothing to encourage them. You don't risk an asset you can't afford to lose.
My whole take on GoT: amateurs study tactics, professionals study logistics.
Posted by: JEM at May 29, 2019 03:19 PM (8erNz)
https://allthatsinteresting.com/thich-quang-duc-burning-monk
I can see the MSM using it to concoct all sorts of crazy parallels for partisan political purposes.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 29, 2019 03:22 PM (O4Dg1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 29, 2019 02:26 PM (ptqGC)
........
or trying to cut out the middle man on his blow connection.
Posted by: wth at May 29, 2019 03:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 29, 2019 03:35 PM (/Fmtj)
Roasted marshmallow?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 29, 2019 03:37 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Bilwick at May 29, 2019 03:41 PM (kx9QW)
Blameless? Sounds like she threatened to quit the project unless her preferred manlet had sex with her.
It wasn't a private disappointment. She went to the manlet's boss and said that because the manlet refused her she was thinking of quitting and somehow the manlet's boss got the idea that the only way to keep her was for the manlet to submit to her demands, and he passed this on to the manlet: "You don't have to F her BUT "
How is that blameless? We have all of these Hollywood starlets who accepted the prostitution bargains they were offered: they slept with Weinstein et al. and became rich celebrities for it while the infinitely better women who said no had their careers terminated, yet these prostitutes all get to call themselves victims now.
They are, but not nearly as much as the truly blameless women who had their careers destroyed, like Mira Sorvino. But this is the standard that has been set: prostitutes are admitted as victims.
If that is going to be the standard it has to apply to men too. The manlet who chose to prostitute himself in this story is a victim every bit as much as our prostitute starlets are and the woman is Harvey Weinstein. Blameless my ass.
Posted by: Alec Rawls at May 29, 2019 03:44 PM (wh9C3)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2019 04:12 PM (RuIsu)
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King Kong didn't get shit on me!
Posted by: Denzel Washington at May 29, 2019 04:15 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 29, 2019 04:18 PM (jWe5r)
En fuego
Posted by: Not the person who shouts En Fuego! at May 29, 2019 04:24 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at May 29, 2019 04:55 PM (bvp+i)
Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2019 04:57 PM (Cj7ov)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 29, 2019 04:57 PM (wGqjj)
Think of the damage to the environment if democrats start emulating this practice!
Posted by: WarEagle82 at May 29, 2019 08:27 PM (+Kpte)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 29, 2019 09:40 PM (nRj4F)
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