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Mark Meadows: The Democrats Are Raging in Panic Because "There is information coming that will curl your hair"
Battlespace preparation-- they're hurling out so many accusations that when proof of actual collusion -- and actual high crimes and misdemeanors -- comes to light, it'll just be another snowflake in the blizzard.
"There is information coming that will curl your hair. I can tell you that the reason why it is so visceral -- the response from the Democrats is so visceral right now -- is because they know, they've seen documents. Adam Schiff has seen documents that he knows will actually put the finger pointing back at him and his Democrat colleagues, not the president of the United States," he told host Sean Hannity.Hey, remember when all the girlish cucks where squealing a few years back that it was crazy to think Mark Meadows could possibly replace Distinguised Statesman John "Drinky McStumbleslur" Boehner? The cucks just move from strength to strength, don't they? Always wrong, but, to be fair, they're also always smug and snide in their wrongness.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 24, 2019 07:37 PM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Donald Trump's Presidential Forehead Merkin at May 24, 2019 07:37 PM (kBw4X)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 07:37 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 07:37 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 07:37 PM (ObP16)
Posted by: Miklos the rancher at May 24, 2019 07:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 07:38 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 07:38 PM (kBw4X)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at May 24, 2019 07:38 PM (QU+qf)
It sounds like a whisper
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at May 24, 2019 07:38 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: 13times at May 24, 2019 07:39 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 07:39 PM (0MVr3)
At the very highest levels of government.
The fate of the republic rests on the shoulders of Barr and Trump.
Posted by: filbert at May 24, 2019 07:39 PM (Lz9fr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2019 07:39 PM (dXVSF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2019 07:40 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at May 24, 2019 07:40 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: goodluckduck at May 24, 2019 07:40 PM (V8zw+)
And Tillis' primary opponent for 2020 is already running ads.
Posted by: golfman at May 24, 2019 07:40 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2019 07:40 PM (bkUtD)
I'll see myself out.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 07:40 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Miklos Sheen at May 24, 2019 07:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2019 07:41 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:41 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at May 24, 2019 07:40 PM (e8kgV)
I thought that was 'NoDrama Obama' when he is a drama queen of the first order.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 07:41 PM (0MVr3)
Hope when this is all done, and the DC swamp is drained to whatever extent is possible that we get the backstory on how they pulled this off.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 07:41 PM (W+vEI)
No hangings, no floggings, no drawing and quartering.
The old ways were the best.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:41 PM (ptqGC)
https://www.thewrap.com/ mektoub-my-love-intermezzo-film-review -abdellatif-kechiche-trolls-cannes-nsfw-excess/
Apparently it's also XXX-rated and overtly pornographic, just to reinforce the cuckiness to the nth degree.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 07:41 PM (5tb4C)
A much better choice than Rubio.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2019 07:42 PM (bkUtD)
Even if it's video of them committing treason.
I am up for public executions and "died in police custody" scenarios, however.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2019 07:42 PM (4ErVI)
And Tillis' primary opponent for 2020 is already running ads.
Posted by: golfman
And Mel Tillis was a better public speaker.
Posted by: Miklos from Bladen County at May 24, 2019 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 07:42 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:42 PM (miE9U)
Only 3 years? WTF
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2019 07:42 PM (Y+V3r)
This whole coup-lusion, FISA, the leaking, everything being talked about will seem like nothing compared to other evil doings that will be exposed.
Posted by: teej at May 24, 2019 07:42 PM (A3w0Q)
He's seen it all.
He's read all the documents.
He knows exactly what happened.
I have to say, so far it seems like he's played all of this nigh perfectly. Now to see if there are any actual consequences for this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 24, 2019 07:42 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:41 PM (miE9U)
Replace it with LSD and no one would notice.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2019 07:43 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 07:41 PM (5tb4C)
Wasn't that 'Nymphomaniac's shtick a few years ago?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 07:43 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2019 07:38 PM (kBw4X)
my shorts are getting tight
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 07:43 PM (JFO2v)
They're tepid and stale, like Rubio's arguments.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2019 07:43 PM (bkUtD)
Chapter One, Page One:
"I, err, had the most scandal-free, ummmm, errrr, administration ummm, ahhhh, ever."
*removes skinny fingers from keyboard, does a couple of lines*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 07:43 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Los Cucks at May 24, 2019 07:44 PM (DMUuz)
In Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life (1983), Jerold Nadler was the inspiration for Mr. Creosote!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:44 PM (miE9U)
He's seen it all.
He's read all the documents.
He knows exactly what happened.
I have to say, so far it seems like he's played all of this nigh perfectly. Now to see if there are any actual consequences for this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 24, 2019 07:42 PM (GbPPJ)
From what we known PDT has been spot on with what he has said about spying from the get go
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2019 07:44 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Where do I send my self-addressed stamped envelope for a badge?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 07:44 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 07:44 PM (BbGew)
Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day
And head back toward the Milky Way
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at May 24, 2019 07:44 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:45 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 07:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:45 PM (ptqGC)
Surely you can't be serious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 07:45 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:46 PM (miE9U)
Only 3 years? WTF
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2019 07:42 PM (Y+V3r)
I hope he falls in a mop bucket
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 07:46 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2019 07:46 PM (dXVSF)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 07:44 PM (gkstg)
Do it like the Continental Marines. Hold the sign ups in a bar. You have to bring your own rifle and you get a free beer when you swear in.
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 07:46 PM (ObP16)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 07:45 PM (0MVr3)
Don't call me Shirley!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:46 PM (ptqGC)
Chapter One, Page One:
"I, err, had the most scandal-free, ummmm, errrr, administration ummm, ahhhh, ever."
*removes skinny fingers from keyboard, does a couple of lines*
- - - -
Is Vegas taking bets on whether his Monument to Glorious Self/presidential library ever gets built?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 07:46 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2019 07:46 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Skip
I am prepared to donate a portion of my carefully and authentically curated tazmpotli, if needed.
Posted by: Miklos, I can always get more at May 24, 2019 07:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 07:46 PM (ObP16)
It's not Old Milwaukee is it?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:47 PM (miE9U)
I wanted to say that the answer to the list they posed is to become a woman or your wife/GF.
And What about those of us who can do both sides of that list.
I can fix my care and also code. I can hunt and also cook food from the store.
ETC. for the rest of the list.
The whole thing is to reassure soi bois that they ARE manly no matter what anyone else says.
Yeah. Sure.
You know I read a thing about Xi JinPing deciding that now was the time to begin taking away the mantle of power from the US. Mainly because he knows how weak we are spiritually and also physically. No not our military but the people of the country are weak and will not be willing to make the sacrifices needed to stop the Chinese.
And you know, he's right. If he waits just a little longer there won't even be any oldsters to lead the others and be an example cause we boomers will be dead. Say what you will about boomers, the last cohort of patriots and capitalists and love of country rests within the boomer generation. Sure lots of losers there too. but we're about the last who knows what this country used to be like. And are willing to fight for it.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 24, 2019 07:47 PM (WfUQ3)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2019 07:46 PM (4e+hS)
I STILL love Fred Thompson.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 07:47 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:44 PM (miE9U)
one waafer thin mint
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 07:47 PM (JFO2v)
ups in a bar. You have to bring your own rifle and you get a free beer
when you swear in.
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 07:46 PM (ObP16)
I'm gonna need a bigger rifle!
Posted by: Old Blue at May 24, 2019 07:47 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: Squiggy at May 24, 2019 07:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2019 07:48 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
:
Isn't he dead? Or has he just slowed down?
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2019 07:48 PM (4e+hS)
This is a family blog.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2019 07:48 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:45 PM (ptqGC)
Jane da use talk jive bitch?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 07:48 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:48 PM (ptqGC)
We're all going to end up with the Brady Bunch perm
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 07:48 PM (0R3dy)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 24, 2019 07:47 PM (WfUQ3)
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*snort*
Gen X begs to differ.
Posted by: SMH at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (RU4sa)
What he seemed to be was a lot better than most of the slop they were trying to serve us.
Unfortunately, it was what he SEEMED to be.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2019 07:48 PM (4e+hS)
He IS mort.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (ObP16)
There's bound to be a few bizarre accidental deaths in the Clinton camp. Can't wait to see how creative they get - can they told "dropped barbell on own neck day before scheduled to testify"?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: teej at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (A3w0Q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 07:43 PM (BbGew)
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Did he really? Don't taunt me like this.
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (xPl2J)
Maybe he is going to hide the information in plain open.
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (BbGew)
Look, no one with half a brain can reconcile statements by Brennan, Schiff, Clapper, Comey, McCabe, Rosenstein, Strozack, Lynch, et al have said with the facts, or even WITH EACH OTHER. Most or all of these people are lying. Many have lied under oath repeatedly, or broken several laws.
Again, the truth cannot be reconciled with their actions or words. I believe all of them are lying, but about different things. I think they all leaked government secrets illegally. I think they all leaked lies designed to look like government secrets.
What Trump and Barr are doing will sort out the lies, the obvious lies, and the liars who told the lies.
After the Mueller investigation, there was...a pause. A breath inhalation. Was that it? The shit hit the fan when Barr used the word "spying"...anyone else notice that? That was the moment of the collective freak out, the moment when they realized that their own lying necks were in jeopardy, that they could actually be held accountable at some point. They illegally spied on a president to obtain information to force him from office. AND when they didn't obtain the information, they fabricated it.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 24, 2019 07:50 PM (rgPG6)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2019 07:50 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 07:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: William Colby at May 24, 2019 07:50 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 24, 2019 07:51 PM (4e+hS)
Guess I'll have to inspect my own meat...
[I'll pause here while the Horde makes up its own jokes]
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:51 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (oVJmc)
He seemed better than the Usual Suspects. He just did not seem to have the drive to want to do it. Considering he passed, I wonder if his health had something to do with it. 2015. Plus a hot young wife.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 07:51 PM (0MVr3)
Seriously, the author of this piece hates me with a deep passion. It must have killed him to write this.
"Dan Bongino, Filling in For Hannity, Dominates Cable News Ratings Thursday Night."
"According to Nielsen, the top-rated cable news program on Thursday was Fox News' Hannity, which was guest hosted by pugnacious pro-Trump Fox News contributor Dan Bongino. Filling in for regular host Sean Hannity, Bongino's turn in the host's chair drew 3.249 million total viewers and 509,000 in the key 25-54 demographic, leading cable news in both categories.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 07:51 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Miklos, culturally appropriate at May 24, 2019 07:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Man, if I had a dollar every time I... Oh, I've said too much.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2019 07:51 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: HRC at May 24, 2019 07:51 PM (qQKO1)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Where do I send my self-addressed stamped envelope for a badge?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 07:44 PM (gkstg)
How many cereal box tops are required?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 07:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 07:44 PM (gkstg)
Do it like the Continental Marines. Hold the sign ups in a bar. You have to bring your own rifle and you get a free beer when you swear in.
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 07:46 PM (ObP16) "
Sign me up !
Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - the list is long. at May 24, 2019 07:51 PM (isI7q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 07:51 PM (EBcsJ)
I think some spooks and feds need to be correctly executed.
Posted by: Kristophr at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (mTL93)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (/tuJf)
He's seen it all.
He's read all the documents.
He knows exactly what happened.
I have to say, so far it seems like he's played all of this nigh perfectly. Now to see if there are any actual consequences for this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 24, 2019 07:42 PM (GbPPJ)
You can thank the Admiral on the Intelligence council, who drove to Trump Tower then Trump immediately moved his transmission team out and to Trump Country Club.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (dKiJG)
Look what they did to fucking Michael Flynn for having a conversation with the Russian Ambassador. What happens when you are found out to have fabricated evidence to justify spying on the president?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (rgPG6)
Put bankrupt states and municipalities under federal receivership.
Occupy states and cities in rebellion against federal authority with federal troops.
Arrest municipal authorities who turn peaceful demonstrators over to leftist mobs.
Build a wall.
Deport, deport, deport.
Rescind the Immigration and Naturalization Act of 1965.
The scale of the required task means a war will be necessary. I am not happy about this, but it's going to happen. It's us or them.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (dkCGp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (ptqGC)
Not many updates on her wiki page. Says she is still a radio host.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (miE9U)
Yes, unlike Hannity.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:53 PM (ptqGC)
No hangings, no floggings, no drawing and quartering.
The old ways were the best.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:41 PM (ptqGC)
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Wait! Wait a second, it ain't over yet.
Mr. President is just now getting settled on a good crew. Remember what Antony Benedetto said, 'The best is yet to come'.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 07:53 PM (FNsjY)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 07:53 PM (RBOtF)
We could produce some fantastic Fox News spoof videos IMHO, to put up on YouTube.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:53 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (/tuJf)
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Well, yeah. I hang on every word from him and Mark Steyn.
Why, you got any good news for me?
Posted by: bluebell at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (aXucN)
This is bad why?
Swamp is draining itself.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (W+vEI)
Or go out like the guy in Office Space, running the car in the garage.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (bkUtD)
Oh sure, VDH tells you and you get all swoony.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (/tuJf)
He has more gravitas.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
I told him on twitter that he was great and that every guest got to finish their sentence.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (cF8AT)
Guess I'll have to inspect my own meat...
[I'll pause here while the Horde makes up its own jokes]
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:51 PM (miE9U)
Alphabet Soup Monopoly.
Take an agency
Give head a pair of dice
Modify Monopoly board to be most drug infested, illegal alien, PoW landin places
Roll and count off
They are moving there on Jan 1
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (JFO2v)
It's too late - they're out of time. Not to mention that they don't have the Senate, and they don't have a case.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (V2Yro)
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
I've had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 07:48 PM (0R3dy)
*clap
Posted by: golfman at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (OE84+)
They actually do a bit called "Drunk Donald Trump."
It will be fun to watch Beavis and Butthead completely melt down after 2020.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:55 PM (ptqGC)
Just tell them all to go home after they hand in their keys and passwords.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 24, 2019 07:55 PM (WfUQ3)
Posted by: Infidel at May 24, 2019 07:55 PM (xzK3J)
Shot while refusing to escape.
Posted by: Miklos, knowing how these things traditionally work at May 24, 2019 07:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:49 PM (ptqGC)
She needed comforting
Long hard nights of much comforting
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 07:55 PM (JFO2v)
Surely you can't be serious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 07:45 PM (0MVr3)
Don't call me Shirley!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:46 PM (ptqGC)
roger, Roger
Posted by: Birkenstock_Cowboy at May 24, 2019 07:55 PM (GzDud)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
Don't shoot me.
Hannity is the best. Hannity takes in the unschooled and the uninitiated and brings them along.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 07:55 PM (FNsjY)
Dice come up odd, they have to resign. Dice come up even, their entire department is liquidated.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:55 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 07:53 PM (RBOtF)
Kosher meat sucks
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2019 07:56 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 24, 2019 07:47 PM (WfUQ3) "
Exactly right.
One of the things I mean when I say we ain't got much time, statutes of limitations are only a small part.
This is why we are the particular targets of all the hate and "kill them all" rhetoric.
Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - the list is long. at May 24, 2019 07:56 PM (isI7q)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 07:41 PM (5tb4C)
Wasn't that 'Nymphomaniac's shtick a few years ago?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I don't think Nymphomaniac was specifically on the cuck theme of blonde girls doing it with Muslim men - it was just grotesque porn for the sake of grotesquerie.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 07:56 PM (5tb4C)
Please Tweet the following:
"The Democrats have been raging about getting ALL the information from the Mueller investigation, and now they are freaking out over declassifying documents from the Mueller investigation. What gives? Seems like they don't want the American people to know what really happened."
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 24, 2019 07:56 PM (rgPG6)
1m
So Thomas Wictor has a new video where he goes over the Assange indictment, which was unsealed yesterday.
Carefully note: NOWHERE in this indictment does it charge Assange with PUBLISHING anything that was classified.
Go ahead, look. You won't find it.
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 24, 2019 07:57 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 07:57 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2019 07:57 PM (K22Va)
Hillary didn't get all that highly classified intel on her email server all by herself, and certainly her aides like Mills and Huma couldn't do it. There are more rats in the IC than McCabe, Strzok, Clapper and Comey. Hope they get them all.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 07:57 PM (W+vEI)
DNC War Room
@DNCWarRoom
Yes, we laugh at Ben Carson because he's a moron,
-
Hey, I mean, it's not like he's a brain surgeon.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 07:57 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Even worse
They're all out of love
Posted by: Air Supply at May 24, 2019 07:57 PM (QzkSJ)
This is bad why?
Swamp is draining itself.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (W+vEI)
They despise less traffic and lower costs of living.
Principles, yo.
Posted by: golfman at May 24, 2019 07:57 PM (OE84+)
Pfft. I'm more worried about the monster in my sink. Toothpaste is loaded with hydrofluoric acid which, everyone who isn't a sponge knows, is great for fighting cavities.
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at May 24, 2019 07:58 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
I told him on twitter that he was great and that every guest got to finish their sentence.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (cF8AT)
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We need both of them. They are two of the hardest fighters we have exposing the corruption of the Left.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 07:58 PM (RBOtF)
Related: This isn't hardly racist or idiotic at all.
DNC War Room
@DNCWarRoom
Yes, we laugh at Ben Carson because he's a moron,
Well, when you've got Joy Behar, former public school teacher, calling Carson an idiot.......
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2019 07:59 PM (KCxuz)
Location the Potomac Basin.
Put in the water and with about six inches of draft a hundred or two hundred foot flat bottom skiff of say five feet wide. Stud the bottom with roofing nails. Moor it to both ends of the basin.
Then set up a conveyor belt to feed the traitors to pass underneath the skiff at a very slow pace. Once the bleeding sodden pieces of filth are pulled free gasping for breath, one .380 hollow-point to each forehead.
And broadcast the spectacle.
My modest proposal.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 07:59 PM (EBcsJ)
Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 07:59 PM (F7lRL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
I told him on twitter that he was great and that every guest got to finish their sentence.
Posted by: Tami at May 24, 2019 07:54 PM (cF8AT)
Heh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2019 07:59 PM (KCxuz)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 07:56 PM (5tb4C)
Never saw it, just heard about it. It seemed like... what the hell was the name of that one... Brown Bunny?-just taken to the next logical step.
Showing hardcore porn for the sake of hardcore porn to titillate people who already watch hardcore porn by giving it the veneer of respectability.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 07:59 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2019 08:00 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:00 PM (miE9U)
Nadless is so stressed he had some kind of seizure-stroke today.
Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 07:59 PM (F7lRL)
He had a gunt stroke.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 08:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 24, 2019 07:47 PM (WfUQ3) "
Exactly right.
One of the things I mean when I say we ain't got much time, statutes of limitations are only a small part.
This is why we are the particular targets of all the hate and "kill them all" rhetoric.
Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - the list is long. at May 24, 2019 07:56 PM (isI7q)
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This is why it was Donald Trump what got elected and not some youngster.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2019 08:00 PM (FNsjY)
And you think you're so clever and classless and free
But you're still fucking peasants as far as I can see
A working class hero is something to be
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at May 24, 2019 08:00 PM (e8kgV)
They're all out of love
Posted by: Air Supply at May 24, 2019 07:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Oh, may you go to heck for that earworm.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:00 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:48 PM
His condition is very stable.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 24, 2019 08:01 PM (QiJXv)
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2019 08:01 PM (qBNEP)
There is hope.
Posted by: Miklos, out-pointer at May 24, 2019 08:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 07:59 PM (F7lRL)
Most strokes are caused when a blood clot gets stuck in the brain.
For Nadler it wasn't a clot, it was an entire box of Ho-Hos.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:01 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 24, 2019 08:01 PM (sNzC+)
Meanwhile, people who think this is not OK deserve to have stuff thrown at them. Milkshakes, bricks, po-tay-to po-tah-to.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 08:01 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2019 07:59 PM (KCxuz)
You do get a Lewinsky on your BD right?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 08:02 PM (JFO2v)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1Esuqywo9k
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:02 PM (miE9U)
https://youtu.be/faJOxPJoMbg
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 08:02 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:02 PM (EBcsJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 08:02 PM (ptqGC)
- framing up Flynn as a Russian spy because he didn't suck Obama cock
- framing up Papadapolous as an Israeli spy because he didn't suck Obama cock
And then tried to attribute their frame-ups to Trump when they became affiliated with him.
There are probably hundreds others that had nothing to do with Trump that they were framing up Stasi style
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 08:02 PM (1g7ch)
Yes, we laugh at Ben Carson because he's a moron,"
If Ben Carson is a moron, do they not wonder - even for a split second - what that would make them? Oh, wait. Of course they wouldn't. Because braindeadenders.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 24, 2019 08:02 PM (6eEQ+)
Pfft. I'm more worried about the monster in my sink. Toothpaste is loaded with hydrofluoric acid which, everyone who isn't a sponge knows, is great for fighting cavities.
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional-Cortex at May 24, 2019 07:58 PM (6eEQ+)
"
YAY !!!
Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - the list is long. at May 24, 2019 08:03 PM (isI7q)
I share mine with Vladimir Lenin.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 24, 2019 08:03 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 07:48 PM
His condition is very stable.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 24, 2019 08:01 PM (QiJXv)
And he smells better than RBG!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 08:03 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 08:03 PM (RBOtF)
Just wanted to make keelhauling an industrial procedure. Extra points if they suffocate from being dragged through the muck at the bottom of the basic.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:03 PM (EBcsJ)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2019 08:04 PM (KCxuz)
Posted by: Miklos, it's not Gaia if you didn't know Gaia is a dude at May 24, 2019 08:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 08:02 PM (1g7ch)
Well, it serves two- three! mean girls purposes:
Smears Trump who they hate.
Smears the guys who will not play with their balls.
Tries to make anyone think twice about associating with Trump in any constructive fashion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:04 PM (0MVr3)
Chapter Two, Page One:
"I, ummm, my......."
Wonder how this went over at home?
Report: Obama Wants His Memoir to Beat Michelle's Book Sales, Points Out She Used a Ghostwriter
https://bit.ly/30EPH9d
Posted by: golfman at May 24, 2019 08:04 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 08:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 08:01 PM (W+vEI) "
"Millwall Brick" FTW !
All morons & 'ettes should know this "one simple trick" .
Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - the list is long. at May 24, 2019 08:05 PM (isI7q)
Report: Obama Wants His Memoir to Beat Michelle's Book Sales, Points Out She Used a Ghostwriter
https://bit.ly/30EPH9d
Posted by: golfman at May 24, 2019 08:04 PM (OE84+)
You think they share a home? Hahahaha.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:05 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 08:05 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:06 PM (EBcsJ)
Wonder how this went over at home?
Report: Obama Wants His Memoir to Beat Michelle's Book Sales, Points Out She Used a Ghostwriter
https://bit.ly/30EPH9d
Posted by: golfman at May 24, 2019 08:04 PM (OE84+)
You think Barry and the Beard live together? Those two never spent birthdays or a single Valentine's Day together. Their daughters are turkey baster babies.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 08:06 PM (ptqGC)
You gotta hide.
You gotta keep your woman, satisfied.
But it's so hard,
It's really hard.
Sometimes I feel like goin down.
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2019 08:06 PM (K22Va)
https://bit.ly/30EPH9d
Posted by: golfman at May 24, 2019 08:04 PM (OE84+)
It is always a dick size contest
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 08:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer
Not a whiff of corruption - David Brooks, bobo-cuck
Yeah, just an incredible stench of vile putrid decay.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 24, 2019 08:06 PM (S6Pax)
Report: Obama Wants His Memoir to Beat Michelle's
Not great, but Reggie's behind me.
Posted by: B. Soetoro at May 24, 2019 08:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Throw them all in upstream of Great Falls. Anyone that walks into their office that afternoon can re-run for their seat.
Posted by: DaveA at May 24, 2019 08:07 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: ALH, Herself at May 24, 2019 08:07 PM (htgmn)
Anyone following it pretty much knows the general nature of all the "bombshells" to come. Not much hair curling in that small group.
There is no press, and half or more of the country are default stupid or aggressively stupid and lack American civic values. A portion of that mass will be wowed/disappointed, at some point, by actual prosecutions/convictions - which cannot be hidden from the public, as 95% of the material developments so far have been.
Just in the past few weeks the media distortion has become even more brazen. They will actually mention an enormous story they've been ignoring for months - and brazenly lie about basic/undisputed central facts to "frame" the topic. "Hair curling" tidbits aren't going to do much.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2019 08:07 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
* * * * *
OH please let it be done. Hannity has the usefulness of a bag dicks in a convent.
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 24, 2019 08:07 PM (sNzC+)
Yep, the coup that got caught surely isn't the only one. Think about how many other cogs were turning against who knows how many people. Samantha Powers, for example, was just one proxy to criminally surveil hundreds of people.
We're nowhere close to understanding how corrupted the Obama-Clinton-DNC cabal was and remains.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 24, 2019 08:07 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Miklos, really at May 24, 2019 08:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Rosemary Collyer's report of FISA abuse made it clear that they were abusing the FISA process since 2012 at least.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2019 08:08 PM (/tuJf)
Not holding my breath.
Go to the well of the House and tell us--fucking tired of all this talk show bullshit that never goes anywhere.
Cause you know damned good and well, if the Dems had similar info, it'd be a damned rugby scrum of shitbags fighting for the mic.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 24, 2019 08:08 PM (k81AA)
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 24, 2019 08:07 PM (sNzC+)
....
I just found a joke I am unwilling to make.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:08 PM (0MVr3)
I got the feeling that we might be headed towards an episode of pudding cups so massive that 2016 will pale by comparison...
Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 24, 2019 08:08 PM (AFzCY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:09 PM (EBcsJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Michelle admitted that. Really.
Posted by: Miklos, really at May 24, 2019 08:08 PM (QzkSJ)
wait wut??
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 08:09 PM (JFO2v)
One of the things I mean when I say we ain't got much time, statutes of limitations are only a small part.
This is why we are the particular targets of all the hate and "kill them all" rhetoric.
Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - the list is long. at May 24, 2019 07:56 PM (isI7q)
It's a conspiracy!
And creative use of tolling, every public utterance is meant to further the cabals goals, and there is no limitation.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 08:09 PM (1g7ch)
Guess I'll have to inspect my own meat...
[I'll pause here while the Horde makes up its own jokes]
Move more please.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 24, 2019 08:09 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: JackStraw
The "at least" part is my favorite.
Posted by: Miklos, guessing 2009 at May 24, 2019 08:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:10 PM (EBcsJ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 08:10 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 08:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 08:10 PM (NWiLs)
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this^
Posted by: SMH at May 24, 2019 08:11 PM (RU4sa)
Yes, we laugh at Ben Carson because he's a moron,
- - - -
The Left is always so glib and dismissive of people who disagree with them.
I love that they can both demand that brilliant people like Dr. Carson owe the world their singular abilities (in this case, neurosurgery) AND dismiss all of that brilliance for simply disagreeing with them on a political issue.
They don't value life. They don't value anything except power. They would destroy someone like Carson and then throw an tantrum that there was no one to save their/their loved one's life -- and never understand how that came to be.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 08:11 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 08:11 PM (ahS0B)
*Before taxes, family, and other wastes of the money.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:11 PM (EBcsJ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 24, 2019 08:11 PM (438dO)
https://tinyurl.com/y4prfwp9
Posted by: Miklos, archivist emeritus at May 24, 2019 08:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at May 24, 2019 08:12 PM (Jj+59)
*Before taxes, family, and other wastes of the money.
Posted by: Anna Puma
.............
$390 M
got my tickets!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 24, 2019 08:12 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 24, 2019 08:12 PM (KCxuz)
Got an urge I want to purge 'cause I'm losing control
Uncontrollable urge I want to tell you all about it
Got an uncontrollable urge, it makes me scream and shout it
That's right!
(He's got an uncontrollable urge) I've got an uncontrollable urge
(He's got an uncontrollable urge) I've got an uncontrollable
It's got style, it's got class
So strong, I can't let it pass I gotta tell you all about it
I gotta scream and shout it
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at May 24, 2019 08:12 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:12 PM (EBcsJ)
"Queen Elizabeth has received over 1 million dick pics since joining Instagram"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:13 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2019 08:13 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Michelle admitted that. Really.
Posted by: Miklos, really at May 24, 2019 08:08 PM (QzkSJ)
wait wut??
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2019 08:09 PM (JFO2v)
True. Moochelle said in her book they conceived their daughters via in vitro because of the risk of her miscarrying. Or something.
Because in Moochelle's world no one using in vitro fertilization miscarries.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 08:13 PM (ptqGC)
Then begin the executions starting with Brennan.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 24, 2019 08:13 PM (AQ9KR)
Didn't she release a book last year?
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 08:13 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:13 PM (5tb4C)
https://tinyurl.com/y4prfwp9
Posted by: Miklos, archivist emeritus at May 24, 2019 08:12 PM (QzkSJ)
So did she say who the father was?
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 08:14 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 08:14 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Ass Chum at May 24, 2019 08:14 PM (Jj+59)
'Trump Broke CNN': Layoffs Continue To Rock Far-Left Network, Former Employees Trash Company
A significant portion of CNN's staff that covers health is being laid off, which comes just days after CNN denied rumors that mass layoffs were coming to the far-left network.
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All fake news, all the time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 08:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (AFzCY)
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (EBcsJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzXEgIVCteY
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (sNzC+)
Please say Nebraska...
Posted by: Hawkpilot
The EPA should be in Midland, Texas.
Let the kids explain to the other kids what their mommies and daddies do for a living.
Posted by: Miklos, seeing a beneficial kind of social control at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Well, check my user ID pic in my nick.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:13 PM (5tb4C)
The old jokes are still the best.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (0MVr3)
But this, too, mostly confirms existing strong presumption that illegal surveillance was widely used on a variety of targets prior to 2O16 campaign.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Well, check my user ID pic in my nick.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:13 PM (
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Newp. Not gonna do it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (gC2IV)
https://tinyurl.com/y4prfwp9
Posted by: Miklos
That's code for "Barack couldn't get it up (for women, at least)".
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (0EM+d)
I choose to believe this is what Zombie looks like.
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 08:16 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at May 24, 2019 08:16 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (EBcsJ)
I thought you were going to go in the direction of the anniversary of Thelma and Louise being released that Bing tells me is happening.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:16 PM (0MVr3)
A significant portion of CNN's staff that covers health is being laid off, which comes just days after CNN denied rumors that mass layoffs were coming to the far-left network.
Baghdad Bob: Those guys at CNN are full of shit. I mean who could believe a word they say
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 08:16 PM (jcCEX)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:13 PM (5tb4C)
Heh.
So is it true that only asians have straight pubes.
(Referring to comment No. 7)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 08:16 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 08:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:16 PM (EBcsJ)
I'm always saddened when Conservatives don't understand science.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, Vermont at May 24, 2019 08:16 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (ahS0B)
https://tinyurl.com/y4prfwp9
Posted by: Miklos
That's code for "Barack couldn't get it up (for women, at least)".
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (5tb4C)
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Does this make her a brave hero?
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (r7joo)
Posted by: Cunning Stunt
* * * *
Or, if the be walks perp it will epically happen.
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (sNzC+)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Well, check my user ID pic in my nick.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:13 PM (
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Newp. Not gonna do it.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Your loss. Feedback from other commenters will probably eventually change your mind.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (5tb4C)
Thelma and Louise being released that Bing tells me is happening.
Can we fit four into a Tesla?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (EBcsJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y4prfwp9
Posted by: Miklos
That's code for "Barack couldn't get it up (for women, at least)".
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:15 PM (5tb4C)
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Does this make her a brave hero?
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (r7joo)
Stunning and brave.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (NWiLs)
Peruvia. On the island surrounded by Pirhana Cove. You know, just over the single-laned rickety old bridge.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 24, 2019 08:18 PM (6eEQ+)
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Code for some guy she picked in the In Vitro Loco bar?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 08:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (5tb4C)
Is that actually you, zombie?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)
J.J links to in the morning report-needs to fly over from CA and do some
spiritual guidance/direction/crisis intervention for Jerry Nadler .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (ahS0B)
Do rabbis do exorcisms?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 08:18 PM (jcCEX)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (NWiLs)
Mike is a great American.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:18 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: Trump trained my Tortoise at May 24, 2019 08:18 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (5tb4C)
Is that actually you, zombie?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Only my hairdresser knows for sure!
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (5tb4C)
yeah, that pic has been there forever. Zombie is totally asian.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 08:18 PM (jcCEX)
No Chinese take out just like my wife
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (Y+V3r)
It's a good question, I don't know) but Jesus was a Rabbi and he did them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (ahS0B)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
It's not a rickroll or a dick pic. It's a cute Asian chick in a swimsuit.
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
We call it Man Puthy
Posted by: The "guys" at Man Country at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (ptqGC)
Good times, indeed! Back when I actually believed Republicans intended to act on the things they claimed were important. My representative is Tom Cole. Feh!
Posted by: Blutarski at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (+Tibp)
Keel-hauling is survivable. Keel-raking isn't.
Posted by: Kristophr at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (mTL93)
Also, Mike Ditka is still alive.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (0MVr3)
Mike Ditka versus da Giants. 16-14, he's getting a little old.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
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Does this make her a brave hero?
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (r7joo)
Stunning and brave.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 08:17 PM (NWiLs)
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And don't forget she once shopped at a Target store! Just like a real person!
Posted by: Weasel at May 24, 2019 08:20 PM (r7joo)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2019 08:20 PM (0EM+d)
Lots of great live Gilmour stuff out there but this Fender tribute is epic. Just imagine jamming along for hours w these guys.
Thanks!
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2019 08:20 PM (K22Va)
Yeah came and broke my pretty balloon
I woke up, suddenly I just woke up to the happening.
Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at May 24, 2019 08:20 PM (e8kgV)
Good for them. They get to start Funemployment on a holiday weekend.
This day is starting to look up.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 24, 2019 08:21 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 24, 2019 08:21 PM (flINI)
But this, too, mostly confirms existing strong presumption that illegal surveillance was widely used on a variety of targets prior to 2O16 campaign.
- - - -
Yes, this was a surprising revelation.
It also indicates that this surveillance stuff was used all the time. If our ambassador to the UN was doing, is it safe to assume most/all of Obama's cabinet were keeping the government's eyes on troublemakers in their associated area of governance? Were "climate crisis sceptics" wiretapped? Were farmers? How deep does this go?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 08:21 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: willow at May 24, 2019 08:21 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:21 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 24, 2019 08:21 PM (JgA4k)
John Hinderaker at PowerLine has written a short but devastating piece on Globull Warmists and their predictive powers:
https://tinyurl.com/y3eakos6
He quotes several authoritarian sources from 2013 about how climate change is shrinking the Great Lakes. Sources include NOAA, IPCC, Nat Geo, etc.
Just 6 years later some of them are overflowing and causing flooding. And he originally wrote about this yuge miss in 2017.
AOC was unavailable for comment as she was busy picking out some casual wear for the Apocalypse.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2019 08:21 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2019 08:22 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: willow at May 24, 2019 08:22 PM (r/xAU)
Or maybe not. Not sure what Obama is. He ain't manly enough to be a homosexual. Hell, he ain't manly enough to be a drag queen.
Posted by: Kristophr at May 24, 2019 08:22 PM (mTL93)
Posted by: Miklos, dot connector at May 24, 2019 08:22 PM (QzkSJ)
What "men" did they ask for advice on "obsolete" skills we should ditch? Mayor Buttplug? Your local antifa thug? Your daughter's flaming homosexual friend?
Sheesh - next they're going to tell us turkey "bacon" is vastly superior to the actual food created by the Creator.
Posted by: DocJ at May 24, 2019 08:23 PM (fF3XF)
Imagine if you will a portrait of a president sitting in a chair surrounded by plant growth. Now imagine the portrait is cursed and the plants are kudzu.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:23 PM (EBcsJ)
Posted by: David French at May 24, 2019 08:23 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 08:23 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2019 08:00 PM (dNzKv)
I get the feeling Dan Coates is going to be heading-off into retirement soon.
Posted by: DocJ at May 24, 2019 08:23 PM (fF3XF)
Sheesh - next they're going to tell us turkey "bacon" is vastly superior to the actual food created by the Creator.
Posted by: DocJ at May 24, 2019 08:23 PM (fF3XF)
The comments at Askmen absolutely trashed it.
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 08:24 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 24, 2019 08:21 PM (JgA4k)
In disguise as inflatable scrotum man.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 24, 2019 08:24 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (0MVr3)
Mike Ditka versus da Giants. 16-14, he's getting a little old.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
Ditka vs. Obama in 2004 would have saved this country a hell of a lot of pain 4 years later
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 08:24 PM (jcCEX)
Posted by: Chamber of Commerce Guy at May 24, 2019 08:24 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2019 08:25 PM (0EM+d)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 08:25 PM (+y/Ru)
It's high comedy. For people who are high.
Take solace though, those guys will make excellent fodder.
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 08:26 PM (UdKB7)
Yeah I hear Disney is putting in a keel haul ride in Orlando in 2021
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2019 08:27 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: Cunning Stunt at May 24, 2019 08:27 PM (AFzCY)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
I believe Da Coach was working through his most recent heart attack at the time.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 08:27 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2019 08:00 PM (dNzKv)
Following-up - I'm pretty sure Trump could say LOLGF to Dan Coates and 3/4 of the deep staters in the IC and we'd be no worse off as a country for it.
Posted by: DocJ at May 24, 2019 08:27 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
And steaks!
Posted by: Miklos, rarely medium at May 24, 2019 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)
It was a Dutch invention
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 08:28 PM (BbGew)
Scottie Pippin.
Just kidding, but it wouldn't surprise me, they kinda look like him.
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 08:28 PM (U7voe)
Tie a rope to the man's feet and a second to his wrists, and drag him under the keel, and up to the other side of the boat, while making sure he was held tight against the hull, barnacles and all.
Posted by: Kristophr at May 24, 2019 08:28 PM (mTL93)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
And steaks!
Posted by: Miklos, rarely medium at May 24, 2019 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm having a heard addack! No wait, I'm fine...
Posted by: Insomniac at May 24, 2019 08:28 PM (NWiLs)
It was a Dutch invention
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How did they the rope under the ship?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:29 PM (0MVr3)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2019 08:30 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 24, 2019 08:30 PM (OOH1c)
zombie's photography just got a lot more interesting. I used to be afraid of them. Now, I'm more intrigued.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 24, 2019 08:30 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Tie a weight to the middle and shuffle it down there from one end.
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 08:30 PM (U7voe)
James Rosen. Associated Press. Atkisson [*still* trying to get her case exposed].
Whole lotta spyin' going on. Watergate X 1 Billion, in every respect.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2019 08:30 PM (QDnY+)
It was a Dutch invention
-
How did they the rope under the ship?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Throw the victim off the bow and 2 guys walk down either side of the boat.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 08:30 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Aetius451AD W
Take the red pill.
Posted by: ObamaCares at May 24, 2019 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 24, 2019 08:30 PM (6eEQ+)
That is actually when you should be the most afraid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:31 PM (0MVr3)
https://youtu.be/ta-Z_psXODw
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 08:31 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2019 08:31 PM (EBcsJ)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 08:31 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 24, 2019 08:27 PM (gkstg)
What I heard was Barry and the local MFM were going to smear him with his drinking and anything else he could and he decided it wasn't worth it. At the time he was still very popular and Barry was a relative nobody. Ditka would have won that race. I was a fund raiser for Jack Ryan right before the divorce BS broke. I think he was going to win too.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 24, 2019 08:31 PM (jcCEX)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 24, 2019 08:30 PM (6eEQ+)
That is actually when you should be the most afraid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:31 PM (0MVr3)
Zombie isn't MisHum.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 08:31 PM (aS1PU)
Drop the rope in front of the vessel, while holding both ends. Ship sails over the rope. Walk the ends amidships, and then begin the festivities.
Posted by: Kristophr at May 24, 2019 08:32 PM (mTL93)
Posted by: Miklos, shuffling around in wooden shoes at May 24, 2019 08:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2019 08:32 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Well, check my user ID pic in my nick.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:13 PM (5tb4C)
It's on the internet, so it has to be true!
Posted by: rickl at May 24, 2019 08:32 PM (sdi6R)
There is limited evidence that keelhauling in this form was used by pirate ships, especially in the ancient world. The earliest known mention of keelhauling is from the Greeks in the Rhodian Maritime Code (Lex Rhodia), of c. 700 AD, which outlines punishment for piracy. There is an image on a Greek vase, for example, from the same era.[2]
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2019 08:33 PM (0MVr3)
Well there's a surprise.
And you have to pay half?
Posted by: Miklos, shuffling around in wooden shoes at May 24, 2019 08:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Everybody pays their own way.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 24, 2019 08:33 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2019 08:33 PM (0EM+d)
Weren't they even surveilling Bibi Netanyahu?
Thought Bibi said that when he addressed Congress to make his case about rejecting the Iran deal. The idea that Obama would go so far as spying in Bib on behalf of Iran is rage-inducing.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 08:33 PM (W+vEI)
https://tinyurl.com/y3efmkal
Trump Is Our President. The want to erase him from history.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 08:33 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 08:33 PM (UdKB7)
That would be keel-raking. There was usually not much left of the sailor after that.
Posted by: Kristophr at May 24, 2019 08:33 PM (mTL93)
Same technique used to get seaweed off the front of a keel of a sailboat.
The good things never change.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2019 08:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: steve at May 24, 2019 08:35 PM (TTy55)
Posted by: Adumb Schitt at May 24, 2019 08:35 PM (/1DFN)
Posted by: zombie alan colmes at May 24, 2019 08:35 PM (H5knJ)
You've never seen a zombie pictorial of a San Francisco event on xer site???
Yoko Ono is tame compared to that parade of deviance and depravity.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 08:36 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
Well, check my user ID pic in my nick.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:13 PM (5tb4C)
It's on the internet, so it has to be true!
Posted by: rickl
Admittedly, I could actually just be posting pictures of my girlfriends, not of myself.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:36 PM (5tb4C)
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In other words - very George McClellan like - Their first thought is always a retreat, but afterwards, it will be called masterful.
Posted by: William Eaton at May 24, 2019 08:36 PM (MuTTO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2019 08:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: kallisto at May 24, 2019 08:38 PM (F7lRL)
Good times, indeed! Back when I actually believed Republicans intended to act on the things they claimed were important. My representative is Tom Cole. Feh!
Posted by: Blutarski at May 24, 2019 08:19 PM (+Tibp)
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Sadly Fred Thompson died before he could disappoint us.
Posted by: MAGA at May 24, 2019 08:38 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2019 08:38 PM (miE9U)
Related, Flynn said to his FBI interviewers that he assumed they knew the content of his talks with [obvious, automatic, legit target] Russian ambassador.
But the rage at treatment of Bibi, and the entirety of the JICPOA catastrophe, stands as justified.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 24, 2019 08:38 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:36 PM (5tb4C)
You should post more of them so we can be sure.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 24, 2019 08:38 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: freaked
I actually get massive traffic all day every day. But it's all directed at the Mohammed Image Archive. I am the #5 result on Google for the one-word search term "Mohammed," which is a very common search term. Constant avalanche of traffic - -mostly from around the world, not the US.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:39 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2019 08:39 PM (0EM+d)
You've never seen a zombie pictorial of a San Francisco event on xer site???
Yoko Ono is tame compared to that parade of deviance and depravity.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 08:36 PM (W+vEI)
Told my brother about that years ago. He later said it was the most disgusting thing he'd seen. This from a union pipefitter from Vegas.
Posted by: Infidel at May 24, 2019 08:42 PM (xzK3J)
Huh. Interesting. What are some of the highest ranking countries, if you don't mind my asking?
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 08:42 PM (UdKB7)
That's not the way I'm going to be remembering things. And more elbow in the next one please.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 24, 2019 08:43 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Vanya at May 24, 2019 08:16 PM (U7voe)
I understand we can do that now. I choose to believe I look and sound exactly like Shawn Mendes.
The thing I didn't know was that Shawn apparently has a needs glasses, has a bad back, a screwy left knee and prostate troubles.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 24, 2019 08:43 PM (sLicW)
Huh. Interesting. What are some of the highest ranking countries, if you don't mind my asking?
Posted by: freaked
Pakistan and Turkey.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 08:43 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 24, 2019 08:44 PM (sLicW)
Hey!
My claim to fame was winning the first annual draw Mohammed contest (1st and 2nd to show you how many people were entering!), and my Mo is in Zombie's archive.
To say it was all downhill after that lets you know how completely pathetic I am.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 24, 2019 08:46 PM (sLicW)
I thought to myself, doll face, that will be the very least of your concerns...
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 24, 2019 08:47 PM (w7KSn)
Thought Bibi said that when he addressed Congress to make his case about rejecting the Iran deal. The idea that Obama would go so far as spying in Bib on behalf of Iran is rage-inducing.
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Spying on foreign leaders isn't that big of a deal. Remember, it's known that we were doing it to Merkel while Obama was in office through her phone.
Sharing it with the Iranians, of course, would be an entirely different matter.
Posted by: junior at May 24, 2019 08:48 PM (Fp6vo)
Sharing it with the Iranians, of course, would be an entirely different matter.
Posted by: junior at May 24, 2019 08:48 PM (Fp6vo)"
Not in Obamacrat / demonrat / Bizzarro World universe its not.
Posted by: dirac_angestun_gesept_rat_eez - "the list is long." at May 24, 2019 08:51 PM (isI7q)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 08:56 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2019 08:33 PM
Oh they want to , but really praying his place in history will never be forgotten
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2019 08:57 PM (BbGew)
That would be kinda scary.
Posted by: freaked
Read my "Emails from Readers" page if you want to know what "kinda scary" really feels like:
http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/mail/
I still get death threats on a daily basis, but rarely ever update that page any more.
Posted by: zombie at May 24, 2019 09:02 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2019 09:06 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Spankmeister at May 24, 2019 09:12 PM (dn8lZ)
Posted by: pawn at May 24, 2019 09:18 PM (ti2yD)
A lithe yet tall drink of water, simmering in her blonde nimbus of glowing hair, holding Excalibur up as a testament to the power of the Executive Branch, and to the power of the valiant stealth photo-journalist.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2019 09:27 PM (u82oZ)
Yoko Ono is tame compared to that parade of deviance and depravity.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2019 08:36 PM (W+vEI)
This.
Everyone featured therein should be executed. Just ... because.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2019 09:31 PM (pOk21)
I thought, based on my life's travels, that I was a man of the world.
Until I saw the Breasts, Not Bombs, the Nude Santas, the Follies, all captures by zombie. I was really a child of remarkable innocence.
The best part was her documentation of the Hated by the Left for the US of A and Bush. An eyeopener.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2019 09:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at May 24, 2019 09:54 PM (4xZi9)
I think some spooks and feds need to be correctly executed.
Posted by: Kristophr at May 24, 2019 07:52 PM (mTL93)
I'm waiting for a ruling from some hack Hawaiian judge to say the declassification is unconstitutional.
Posted by: Lump at May 24, 2019 10:09 PM (j0p6f)
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