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Former CNN and MSNBC Permanent Guest Michael Avenatti Faces New Indictment For Impersonating Client and Stealing $300,000 in Advances For Her Book

The indictment doesn't name the victim.

But people are speculating her name rhymes with Stormy Daniels.



I don't know whether to laugh or laugh.

Some cops have a bit of slang: "the two-way hero." A two-way hero is a criminal who murders another criminal, making him a hero once-over. But then the criminal is so sloppy in his murder he gives the police a slam-dunk case to put him away for decades, thus taking another criminal off the streets.

Making him a hero a second time.

Micheal Avenatti is a two-way hero. We'll see if he eventually turns into a three or four way hero.

More: The Media Knew He Was a Raging Head-Case, But Booked Him Anyway: The Five just mentioned this, but Instapundit had a post on it earlier.

As Tim Carney of the Washington Examiner tweets, "Turns out a lot of our media knew what kind of guy Avenatti was before they told the rest of us. They put up with it, because they liked what he was selling."

Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.

Rumor has it the guy put up solid numbers. Solid.

Always worth remembering:



A thousand cucks bleating that we must be "civil" to ferocious monsters doesn't make it so.

Oddly, the cucks' desire to be kind to Democrats and socialists does not translate into treating conservative rivals with civility.

I wonder why.

Oh right, because they are cosmpolitan liberals who despise conservatives and disagree with them on all but 2-3 points, points which are arguably not even "conservative," simply pro-corporate and pro-war.

Early threadwinner:

38 *Sweats profusely, trying to think of of a way to tie Avenatti, Christian shaming and Game of Thrones into one column*

Posted by: David French


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:42 PM




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1 couldn't happen to a nicer guy

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)

2 Oh, in the cell block he'll be at least a three hero.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (jp0Bv)

3 I look forward to him being an an hero.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2019 05:43 PM (4ErVI)

4 *three way hero

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (jp0Bv)

5 "impersonating client"
He can suck a mean cock.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (xPl2J)

6
A typical Democrat hero.

Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (SJiiM)

7 hahahahaha

I hope he gets buttfucked so hard in jail, the jizz spews out his nostrils

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (d7Ww2)

8 Basta!

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (9dQxE)

9 What's he looking at now? 5,000,000 years in prison? I've seriously lost track of all of the indictments.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (4ErVI)

10
Creepy Porn Shyster, indeed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:45 PM (zBaqJ)

11 8 Basta!
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 05:44 PM (9dQxE)

Too many carbs.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 05:45 PM (NWiLs)

12 We'll see if he eventually turns into a three or four way hero.

I mean, I'm sure he's made some contacts through Stormy should he need the work.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2019 05:46 PM (v30M8)

13
Avenatti now Have-notty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:46 PM (zBaqJ)

14 But he was going to school and was gonna turn his life around.




Every First 48 episode.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 22, 2019 05:46 PM (zIG9r)

15
But people are speculating her name rhymes with Stormy Daniels.


Horny Sandals?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 05:46 PM (TAmPV)

16 "...it looks like he was charged for illegally impersonating Stormy Daniels..."

Wait, what? Did he steal her silicone?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (6eEQ+)

17 lol. she got fucked

Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (nFwvY)

18 Rumor has it the guy put up solid numbers. Solid.

Maybe he's got the fat braciole.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (kD8Fh)

19 And he was a shoo-in for the Democratic nomination and then the Presidency. Shoo-in.

Posted by: Nicole Wallace at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (hjaPQ)

20 Is he part of the Democrat clown car? He should be, they need his moral gravitas.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (JgA4k)

21 Bullying, fraudulent rageboi.

Burn, baby, burn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (xJa6I)

22 I have this persistent image of a frazzled Hillary screaming "Why am I surrounded by MORONS!"

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (rw1l7)

23 Has DJT tweeted his sympathy for Aviantay?

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (kD8Fh)

24
I suspect Trump will tie Avenatti to the Democrats in the campaign, as he should.

They celebrated this man.

Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (SJiiM)

25 Oh I am so mad at you for posting this. I unfriend you. and block you. and give you a thumbs down.

Posted by: mikey avenetti at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (r+sAi)

26 You know I think this could damage the credibility of the MSM.A man can hope.

Posted by: Doug at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (8t8Rn)

27 I hope he gets buttfucked so hard in jail, the jizz spews out his nostrils

"Cold?"
"No. Full."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (HaL55)

28 Too bad, that 300k could've gone a long way to paying off president Trump's legal fees.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable and mobile at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (CW16p)

29 If he really wants to play the Dem game he needs to say something about praying. That gets 'em every time.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (hjaPQ)

30 He is the absolute Picture Postcard Stereotype of a lawyer.

If Hollywood ever tried to make a character like this, the writer would have been mocked and scolded for being over the top ridiculous.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (EK+Pw)

31 "A thousand cucks bleating that we must be "civil" to ferocious monsters doesn't make it so."

Look for my latest NRO article - "The Conservative Case for Stealing Client Money to Own the Orange Menace."

Posted by: Jonnah Goldberg at May 22, 2019 05:49 PM (nGsFZ)

32 Ace: "Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him."

Well don't look at me. I don't even know how to spell DC.

Posted by: Severely Heterosexual Corey Booker at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (6eEQ+)

33 I feel some measure of sympathy for Stormy Daniels. Men have continually used and abused her. And she's let them. Some really awful shit must have happened to her for her to behave that way.

Not that she's a saint, but it's just sad.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (JcXHH)

34 Avenatti for President!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (HaL55)

35 Hey everybody.

Everyone knows my home state of California has always overdone it with the rules and regulations, but this time they've gone too far.

To follow new state truth-in-advertising and company name rules, RAISING CANE'S now has to change its name to CO-CANE'S.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (miE9U)

36 24
I suspect Trump will tie Avenatti to the Democrats in the campaign, as he should.

They celebrated this man.
Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:48 PM (SJiiM)

Hell, they were trying to position him to run for President. No joke.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (xJa6I)

37 17 lol. she got fucked
Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (nFwvY)


How would she know? Oh, THAT "fucked." Never mind...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (zBaqJ)

38 *Sweats profusely, trying to think of of a way to tie Avenatti, Christian shaming and Game of Thrones into one column*

Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (datdl)

39 Looks like Avenatti is headed to federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (bkUtD)

40 All the leftard heros are felons. But we should put the scum in charge.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (eqHTn)

41 Customers of both Ms Daniels and Stormy Daniels Impersonator Michael Avenatti say that-

Stormy Daniels Impersonator Michael Avenatti was the better lay.

A "Round the World" only cost 2 bucks and he swallowed.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (9X624)

42 Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.

Yeah, I'm thinking they need to check for STDs and evil. Also check their bank account.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (RD7QR)

43 This could not happen to a happier couple.

May they fornicate in peace.

In general population.

LOLGF

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 22, 2019 05:51 PM (3H9h1)

44 Not that she's a saint, but it's just sad.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (JcXHH)


I agree she's a sad case. But she actively worked to take down MY PRESIDENT.

AFAIC she can henceforth experience All the Bad Things.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (kD8Fh)

45 Just say you're praying for Stormy, dumbshit.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Leader of the Free World at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (hjaPQ)

46 Avenatti did declare he was running for President on the Democrat Party Ticket, didn't he?

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (EK+Pw)

47 The media used this guy and Stormy and they were somewhat successful because they were able to taint Trump. Now the media will revel in watching him crash and burn, and then in a few years probably try to elevate him again. He's one of the finest examples of a media tool ever.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (UdKB7)

48 "The Media Knew He Was a Raging Head-Case, But Booked Him Anyway"

Are you sure about this? This doesn't sound like something they'd do.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (6eEQ+)

49 15
But people are speculating her name rhymes with Stormy Daniels.


Horny Sandals?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 05:46 PM (TAmPV)


I saw Horny Sandals open for Nu Shooz at the Palladium in '87.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (zBaqJ)

50 Let's not forget the chaste Stormy Daniels, who went up against the president, and lost like so many before her.

Avenatti is going to prison and Daniels is financially ruined. It's win-freakin'-win!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (bkUtD)

51

"...it looks like he was charged for illegally impersonating Stormy Daniels..."

...reading to children in a library.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (aKsyK)

52 It sounds like he defrauded a number of clients over the years including Stormy, and it's just coming out now? Why? Because he couldn't deliver anything substantial on Trump and is now useless?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (ahS0B)

53 He got caught. He needs to go back to law school and retake the course on not getting caught ethics.

Posted by: Anchovy at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (srWwQ)

54 impersonating Stormy Daniels

-
Dude, please. Just no.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (+y/Ru)

55 Avenatti for President!


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (HaL55

Yeah, it's a shame he got busted before he officially threw his hat in the ring. Maybe that's why prosecutors were eager to go after him.

Posted by: girldog at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (SJiiM)

56 Daniels had it coming. Lay down with dogs and get up with fleas.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (eqHTn)

57 48 "The Media Knew He Was a Raging Head-Case, But Booked Him Anyway"

Are you sure about this? This doesn't sound like something they'd do.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (6eEQ+)


Actually, considering the assorted vontz'n and momzers that inhabit the media landscape, Avenatti strikes me as calm, reserved and rationale by comparison.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (zBaqJ)

58 Presidential material that is, there...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (6qErC)

59 What's he looking at now? 5,000,000 years in prison? I've seriously lost track of all of the indictments.


4 mil with good behavior.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (ZghNV)

60 I agree she's a sad case. But she actively worked to take down MY PRESIDENT.

AFAIC she can henceforth experience All the Bad Things.
=====

Agree completely. She's made her bed.....

I just had a rare moment of human emotion. Roll with me....

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (JcXHH)

61 I want to know what is happening with the criminal referrals of the lying bints who sleazed Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (kD8Fh)

62 >>>Daniels had it coming. Lay down with dogs and get up with fleas.



She also laid with horses, goats, Democrats...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (bkUtD)

63 I can't imagine anyone stupid enough to not realize this guy was a crooked grifter the first time he appeared on tv. But they're out there.

Posted by: GregV61 at May 22, 2019 05:54 PM (M70rH)

64 61 I want to know what is happening with the criminal referrals of the lying bints who sleazed Brett Kavanaugh.
Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (kD8Fh)


Nominated for the Congressional Medal of Freedom by Palsi and Jerrold Fupa.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:54 PM (zBaqJ)

65 Stupid bint tried to squeeze money from the POTUS, and she received a divorce, financial ruin, and chlamydia. Probably.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 05:54 PM (bkUtD)

66 Has Avenatti written his book yet, or does he have to wait until he's in jail?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (JgA4k)

67 They put up with it, because they liked what he was selling."

He was clickbait walking. What he was selling was network advertising. No wonder they loved him.

Which speaks volumes for the depths to which Progda has sunk. No news, just eyeballs and clicks. That's all they're good for these days. No information, no nothing to help a nation govern itself, nothing of any value out here in the real world, just shitposting for their immature audience.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (HaL55)

68 58 Presidential material that is, there...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (6qErC)


"I know, right?!"

- - Bill Clinton

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (zBaqJ)

69 The author's was actually a set of siblings who wrote under the name Wormy Spaniels. That 300K was earmarked for chewbones and hair/nail salons.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (qBNEP)

70 >>>38 *Sweats profusely, trying to think of of a way to tie Avenatti, Christian shaming and Game of Thrones into one column*
Posted by: David French

lol

Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (PbpT7)

71 A whore stealing from a whore.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (8tppx)

72 I remember when DJT tweeted she was "Horseface", I thought it was harsh. Then I saw a pic of her.

He does have a way with words.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (kD8Fh)

73 MSNBC commentators are SHOCKED! SHOCKED, I TELL YOU!.

They were actually pushing this guy as a Presidential candidate a year ago.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (sy5kK)

74 Avenatti had said in July that he would consider mounting a bid for the Democratic presidential nomination if Trump sought re-election, and then only if I think that there is no candidate in the race that has a real chance of beating him.

He backed out in December.

Damn.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 05:55 PM (EK+Pw)

75 I eagerly await Jake Tapper's deletion of pro-Avenatti tweets.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (bkUtD)

76 62 >>>Daniels had it coming. Lay down with dogs and get up with fleas.



She also laid with horses, goats, Democrats...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2019 05:53 PM (bkUtD)


"That's hot! Except she's not 6."

- - Mohammed

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (zBaqJ)

77 "Baby, I can get you a Maserati for almost nuthin'. But we have to move fast, or a collector will sniff it out and pay top dollar. All I need is your bank account number and some other stuff and it's in your driveway tomorrow!" - from the book "Things Shady Crooks Say To Steal From Their Clients" by Anonymous.

Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Pqytn)

78 LMAO, couldn't have happened to a better whore.

Trump the Lightning King and Keeper of the Curse.

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (q177U)

79 Give Avenatti a break.

At least he doesn't have billboards on the highway every 2 miles with his mug on them shouting "I wanna make you some money".....

Alexander Shunnarah hardest hit.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (Z+IKu)

80
And yet, the apocryphal grabbing of a mish is like a war crime worse than genocide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (zBaqJ)

81 I assume that it is now general knowledge that Project Veritas won again this morning.


http://tinyurl.com/y6puyrvh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (xSo9G)

82 Trump the Lightning King and Keeper of the Curse.
=====

I really, really, really, really want that curse to befall Pelosi. Good and hard.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (JcXHH)

83


Wonder if he nailed Harf with those cornfed legs of hers.


Posted by: E buzz the Reverend at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (irOdH)

84 Seems to me he worked pretty hard for all that easy money... just sayin.

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (gPZ9i)

85 Yeah Avenatti is a sleaze, a criminal, an embarrassingly incompetent operator. But the one fault for which I can never forgive him is that he bought his suits off the rack. The fit was terrible!

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (kD8Fh)

86 I feel some measure of sympathy for Stormy Daniels. Men have continually used and abused her. And she's let them. Some really awful shit must have happened to her for her to behave that way.

Not that she's a saint, but it's just sad.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:50 PM (JcXHH)


Jenna Jameson proved you can do a post porn 180. Stormy can too if she is capable of connecting dots.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (HA7pH)

87 Bicentennialguy: "I feel some measure of sympathy for Stormy Daniels..."

That makes one of us. Her behavior has been inexcusable. Not Avenatti-level since he's up there where Satan says, "Dude, you're a really awful person!", but pretty despicable. She coordinated to disrupt a country because it might bring her fame and wealth.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (6eEQ+)

88 77 "Baby, I can get you a Maserati for almost nuthin'. But we have to move fast, or a collector will sniff it out and pay top dollar. All I need is your bank account number and some other stuff and it's in your driveway tomorrow!" - from the book "Things Shady Crooks Say To Steal From Their Clients" by Anonymous.
Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Pqytn)



Don't say that too loud to the guy that drop-kicked Schwarzengger in SA.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (zBaqJ)

89 "Please run for president! You're the only moral choice!"
--CNN begging Avenetti

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (39g3+)

90 I mean how low do you have to be to rip off a middle aged stripper?

We need to come up with a new phrase...like "he avenntti'ed that up"

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (JUOKG)

91 *Deep thoughts with qdpsteve*

If a law enforcement officer behaves in an especially retarded fashion, does that make him or her a LEOtard?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (miE9U)

92 I listened to Avenatti, one time, for 5 minutes. He seemed like a narcissistic lunatic.

How is it I can pick up on this shit when experienced professional reporters can't?

I suspect that almost everyone they deal with is some sort of narcissistic lunatic, and in their crowd, Avenatti doesn't really stand out as anything special.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at May 22, 2019 05:59 PM (rgPG6)

93
So Carolina Power and Light wasn't all it cracked up to be?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 05:59 PM (pNxlR)

94 Wait a minute, Avenatti is also a female impersonator?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 05:59 PM (xSo9G)

95 I feel some measure of sympathy for Stormy Daniels. Men have continually used and abused her. And she's let them.

For what she's been through in her past to shape her this way, yeah. But not for what she's been up to since then. Daddy creeping into your bed at age 11 messes up a little girl but a grown woman can work around that and make a real life of herself without becoming... whatever she is now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 05:59 PM (39g3+)

96 I can tie those three things together:

Michael Avenatti won GOT by making sweet love to Mother of Dragons and when she got preggers, he paid for her late term abortion and beat up the Pro-Life Christians because of their hate speech and then had Drogon spew fire upon them for their sins.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (flrWR)

97 Actually I've heard that the victim's name rhymes with Squirmy Spaniels.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (Kpl3J)

98 Very OT but interesting. A poster a ZeroHedge pointed out a Tweet from Brennan on May 14 that references John 3:13.

Zapruder film frame 313 shows Kennedy's head being blow off.

The guy posting says this is Brennan calling for Trump's assign@tion.

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (sktRI)

99 I'll never do a day of prison time. I'm filing a coitus interruptus even as we speak.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti, Esq. at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (hjaPQ)

100 I suspect that almost everyone they deal with is some sort of narcissistic lunatic, and in their crowd, Avenatti doesn't really stand out as anything special.

Including themselves. Plus: Orange Man Bad, so who cares what he's really like? No enemies on the left, and the end justifies the means, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (39g3+)

101 I listened to Avenatti, one time, for 5 minutes. He seemed like a narcissistic lunatic.
---

TuCar had it right, from the beginning. Creepy Porn Lawyer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (CDGwz)

102 88 77 "Baby, I can get you a Maserati for almost nuthin'. But we have to move fast, or a collector will sniff it out and pay top dollar. All I need is your bank account number and some other stuff and it's in your driveway tomorrow!" - from the book "Things Shady Crooks Say To Steal From Their Clients" by Anonymous.
Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 05:56 PM (Pqytn)



Don't say that too loud to the guy that drop-kicked Schwarzengger in SA.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 05:58 PM (zBaqJ)

Whom no charges were pressed against...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (xJa6I)

103 "I feel some measure of sympathy for Stormy Daniels..."

I feel about as sorry for her as I do HRC. Which is none.
They are my enemy and and I don't have much sympathy to spare for that.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (UdKB7)

104 but a grown woman can work around that and make a real life of herself without becoming... whatever she is now.Horseface!"

Fixed.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:01 PM (kD8Fh)

105 If a law enforcement officer behaves in an especially retarded fashion, does that make him or her a LEOtard?


If I a politician behaves in an espeically retarded fashion does that make him or her a poltard?

Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:01 PM (sktRI)

106 Still, 2020 Front Runner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

107 Im pretty sure the victims actual name is Mormy Manuels, who is reportedly a cousin of Mittens Romney, twice removed.

Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 22, 2019 06:01 PM (+dsLj)

108 lol. she got fucked
Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 05:47 PM (nFwvY)


Occupational hazard. I wonder if this is connected with her public recanting a few days ago of her claim of having an "affair" with Donald Trump; if she is the victim of this particular bit of Creepy Porn Lawyer's machinations.

I remember TuCa criticizing CPL to his face for living lavishly while his putative client, Stormy Daniels, was having to dance in strip joints to pay the bills.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 22, 2019 06:01 PM (5Yee7)

109 Good news: now that Avenatti's going down, Stormy will finally get her $300k.

Bad news: after court fees, filing fees, administrative fees, State and Federal Bar fees, liens and taxes, she'll take home about 39 cents.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 06:02 PM (miE9U)

110 Well, it's a shake. It's milk and ice cream. It's five dollars. And
they don't put bourbon in it or nothing. We don't know if it's worth
five dollars but it's a pretty fucking good shake.

Posted by: Confection-Chaser Avenatti at May 22, 2019 06:02 PM (LuPts)

111 shibumi, hmmm... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 06:02 PM (miE9U)

112 Dem Rep. Al Green On House Floor: "This Is A Cover Up! It's Time To Start The Impeachment Process!"

-
I liked it better when Al Green was singing Let's Get It On and meant he was trying to get into a chick's pants.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (+y/Ru)

113 Trump the Lightning King and Keeper of the Curse.
=====

I really, really, really, really want that curse to befall Pelosi. Good and hard.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 05:57 PM (JcXHH

xxxxxx

Wait until she gives up and appeases the Crazy Wing of her Democrat Congressional Caucus by greenlighting Impeachment.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (EK+Pw)

114 Very OT but interesting. A poster a ZeroHedge pointed out a Tweet from Brennan on May 14 that references John 3:13.

Zapruder film frame 313 shows Kennedy's head being blow off.

The guy posting says this is Brennan calling for Trump's assign@tion.


Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (sktRI)


Yes but Brennan's name is "John" and GEOTUS' name is " Donald". I don't think Mister Easter Island thought this one through.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (kD8Fh)

115 I'll never do a day of prison time. I'm filing a coitus interruptus even as we speak.
Posted by: Michael Avenatti, Esq.
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Heh. Dream on pal. We're filing a penis captivus even as this is posted.

Posted by: The DoJ at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (CDGwz)

116 Since retiring from making movies I'm getting screwed more but enjoying it less.

Posted by: Stormy D. at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (5fSr7)

117 We were for CPL before we were against him.

Posted by: CNN at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (EgshT)

118 whatever she is now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

They basically used each other - too bad for her he was the biggest user! Too bad for him he's a raging idiot.

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (32YRo)

119 Speaking of Christian shaming, I see NR is letting Nicholas "Spit on the Cross" Frankovich stick his stupid ugly snout in the Corner trough again. Fully rehabilitated. Must be a reason the guy is unfirable; somebody knows.

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (mk9aG)

120 Daddy creeping into your bed at age 11 messes up a little girl but a grown woman can work around that and make a real life of herself without becoming... whatever she is now."

It happened to Joan Crawford - she was messed up, but she had a hell of a life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (Kpl3J)

121 May creepy porn lawyer have difficulty keeping a grip on the soap.


IYKWIMAIKYD.

Posted by: John The Savage at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (NAWpr)

122 Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.

Along with the sex tapes. Of their husbands watching.

Maybe a few Slut Walk Of Shames, too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (Z4rgH)

123 I feel about as sorry for her as I do HRC. Which is none. They are my enemy and and I don't have much sympathy to spare for that.

****************

She tried to destroy a mans marriage for money and fame and has zero remorse. Lets save the sympathy for the more repentant among us.

Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (+dsLj)

124 Let's summarize: so far we know he defrauded a client of his who is a paraplegic, and Stormy Daniels. What are the odds that he has defrauded beaucoup others? I say the odds are fantastically good.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (aXucN)

125 Must be a reason the guy is unfirable; somebody knows.
Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (mk9aG)


He smuggles Kristol his meth.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (miE9U)

126 Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.

Stake out the local VD treatment center for an advance peek.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (if8r4)

127 Say, how are those US postal fraud charges against Smollet coming along?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (FuOCj)

128 I just keep flashing back to Fargo where the embezzler keeps getting in worse and worse trouble trying to pay back his original theft. Avenetti just kept digging, desperate to stay one step ahead of disaster. If he'd managed to survive long enough to be a serious presidential candidate... he may have gotten away with it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (39g3+)

129 >>Dem Rep. Al Green On House Floor:


Wht is the combined IQ of the CBC?

175?

180?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (Z3QcJ)

130

D-Lamp only suggested that reporters should get their just desserts.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (UdKB7)

131 Knowing what we know of beloved media personalities, I believe CPL's behavior was normal.

For them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (QATzS)

132 shibumi, hmmm... ;-)

I hope he has a detail following him around 24/7. PDT doesn't wear a vest outside for no reason.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (HaL55)

133 I liked it better when Al Green was singing Let's Get It On and meant he was trying to get into a chick's pants.

That was a bitchin' tune, baby.

Posted by: Zombie Marvin Gaye at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (EgshT)

134 If a law enforcement officer behaves in an especially retarded fashion, does that make him or her a LEOtard?


If I a politician behaves in an espeically retarded fashion does that make him or her a poltard?
Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:01 PM (sktRI

xxxxx

No, it makes them a Democrat.

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (EK+Pw)

135 >> Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.



Those scrunts were lining up to suck Bill Clinton's bent, herpetic half- dick.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Z3QcJ)

136 Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (Z3QcJ)

Do you sell LPs?

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:06 PM (kD8Fh)

137 Is Avenatti now officially the worst lawyer in US history? I mean the list of offenses and seediness is giving all the historically imprisoned lawyers a bad name.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 06:06 PM (6eEQ+)

138 Yeah, zero sympathy for Stormy. Tore up a NDA, kept the cash, and trusted a snake like Avennati for media exposure and a book deal. No honor among thieves.

Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 06:06 PM (Pqytn)

139 Avenatti's backstage behavior sure seems to hint his law partners are Cocaine & Cocaine.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (pPQeR)

140 We were for CPL before we were against him.
Posted by: CNN at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (EgshT)
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The Free Beacon has a fantastic mash-up of CNN people gushing over Avenatti. Larry O'Connor played it on his show today.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (aXucN)

141 >>Do you sell LPs?



What? Like propane?


Yes.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (Z3QcJ)

142 Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.

You can bet they lined up so bad he had one of those number machines out front: Now serving #45... oh hello Anne Hathaway

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (39g3+)

143 New Dem party presidential frontrunner??

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (+0j/O)

144 I really, really, really, really want that curse to befall Pelosi. Good and hard.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
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What kills me about Pelosi is that she is such a dimbulb. Not that most most Democrats aren't, but at least Tip O'Neal and etc. were bright political schemers. The current crop are just vapidly stupid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (xSo9G)

145
Avenatti's backstage behavior sure seems to hint his law partners are Cocaine Cocaine.

Posted by: Geoff Flakey at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (pPQeR)


They've moved on and formed an investment group with Joe Biden.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (TAmPV)

146 The Free Beacon has a fantastic mash-up of CNN people gushing over Avenatti. Larry O'Connor played it on his show today.

And down their memory hole it went. Poof.

Posted by: Zombie Marvin Gaye at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (EgshT)

147 "Those scrunts were lining up to suck Bill Clinton's bent, herpetic half- dick." That part did not surprise me. The surprising thing is that some of them _bragged_ about it in print. "I'm proud to be a Democrat Party whore!"

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (mk9aG)

148 Should we demand Elijah Cummings financial records be released, or is that not who we are?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (dNzKv)

149 rhymes with Daniels ... hmmm, spaniels? he screwed cocker spaniels? OMG ... call PETA, we must organize a march.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (Cus5s)

150 Daniels had it coming. Lay down with dogs and get up with fleas.

Lay down with Avenatti and get up with crabs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (if8r4)

151 Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (Z3QcJ)

do you have a site with a contact form? I have a question to ask about selling some stuff.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (kD8Fh)

152 She tried to destroy a mans marriage for money and fame and has zero remorse. Lets save the sympathy for the more repentant among us.
Posted by: Captain Slapballs at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (+dsLj)

And Ford
And Ramirez
And Swetnick

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (JFO2v)

153 Dem Rep. Al Green On House Floor: "This Is A Cover Up! It's Time To Start The Impeachment Process!"

this 'tard had two cracks at that victim of congressional harassment fund, that $18million in tax payer funded hush money

story is both incidences involve the same gal and she still works for him

1st was $44k so they went back to the well and skimmed another $200k

Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (XTiHL)

154 148 Should we demand Elijah Cummings financial records be released, or is that not who we are?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (dNzKv)


I suspect if we're checking financial records of Congressmen the CBC will be destroyed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (if8r4)

155 The Free Beacon has a fantastic mash-up of CNN people gushing over Avenatti. Larry O'Connor played it on his show today.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:07 PM (aXucN)
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And here it is. It's from a month ago, but it's evergreen:

https://youtu.be/sfVwotyqhHc

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (aXucN)

156 "Is Avenatti now officially the worst lawyer in US history?

I seriously doubt that. Those fuckers can go pretty low.



present company excluded of course.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (UdKB7)

157 garrett, I just shot you an email. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (miE9U)

158 If I a politician behaves in an espeically retarded fashion does that make him or her a poltard?

A Senator.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (QATzS)

159 story is both incidences involve the same gal and she still works for him

1st was $44k so they went back to the well and skimmed another $200k
Posted by: DanMan at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (XTiHL)


Sounds like they're working quite the scam.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (if8r4)

160 52 It sounds like he defrauded a number of clients over the years including Stormy, and it's just coming out now? Why? Because he couldn't deliver anything substantial on Trump and is now useless?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 05:52 PM (ahS0B)

The most serious case against is the Los Angeles case, and the Feds (including the IRS) have been building that one for over a year - fascinating reading, one of his office employees realized she was scared of him (the rage thing) and so for a year she's been secretly giving the FBI and the IRS every bank and accounting statement he had.

The Nike and Stormy cases make good copy, so that's what will be talked about, but he's easily going to do 20 - 30 years for the Los Angeles cases.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Kpl3J)

161 >>Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:08 PM (kD8Fh)


No.

But if you send (MisHum? or) CBD an email, they can put you in touch with me.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Z3QcJ)

162 garrett, I just e-mailed you a shot.

Posted by: Jim Beam at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (dJ4Y3)

163 The msm were eager to have avenatti on because he is as slimy as they imagine trump to be. They thought one slimeball would know how to take down another. Except they had trump wrong the entire time.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (dNzKv)

164 So- you're saying he's not running for President anymore?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (tX5jb)

165 Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him


uhhhh

Posted by: Capn Cuck Kristol at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (x7OgJ)

166 Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:10 PM (Z3QcJ)

got it

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (kD8Fh)

167 if he is convicted AFTER Dems nominate him for prez, he can still run, right? ...

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (Cus5s)

168 You gotta love the Dems, their big talking point is now 'cover up' but... cover up of what? The non crime of nonexistent collusion that never happened? Its hilarious to watch them lash around desperate to find something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (39g3+)

169 He also deserves a milk-shaking...I mean if this was a fair world and all.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (OX6sG)

170 He uses more skull wax than Cummings.
The shit is expensive.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (v0R5T)

171 Those scrunts were lining up to suck Bill Clinton's bent, herpetic half- dick.

Lulz.

It's so true. Liberal scrunts are always screaming about "strong women" and other b.s., but every one of them is a fame-whore and will lick pole to get more glory and cash.

Every one. If you know a liberal scrunt, guaranteed she's sucked at least one status cock.....that day alone. It's like a daily vitamin for them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (oFlMR)

172 I suspect if we're checking financial records of Congressmen the CBC will be destroyed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:09 PM (if8r4)

If we did any on the job Drug Tests, the CBC would be destroyed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (Kpl3J)

173 So another Democratic criminal

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 06:12 PM (BbGew)

174 Avenatti will learn...

It's not gay when it happens in prison.

Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 22, 2019 06:12 PM (hvA/X)

175 Sure, fine, but what does all this mean for Avenatti's chances to be the Democrat presidential nominee?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:12 PM (4knXT)

176 Weren't there some early Dem nomination polls with Avenatti polling in the mid-teens or so?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (hdzef)

177 Well Not the 1st time Porny Daniels got Fucked for Money

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (BqBId)

178 The TV reminds me that Jim Jones killed a lot of people, and maybe a congressman.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (NVfrr)

179
North Korea calls Joe Biden an "imbecile bereft of elementary quality as a human being"

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (BqBId)

180
The Free Beacon has a fantastic mash-up of CNN people gushing over Avenatti. Larry O'Connor played it on his show today.
Posted by: bluebell
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T'is here: http://tinyurl.com/yy9gykao

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (xSo9G)

181 Congress has made insider trading legal. How is it that Cummings was broke in 2008, and had to set up a scam with his new wife, who conveniently can't testify against him and vice versa.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (dNzKv)

182 So another Democratic criminal

Mercy, mercy me. Where's my shocked face?

Posted by: Zombie Marvin Gaye at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (EgshT)

183 It's so true. Liberal scrunts are always screaming
about "strong women" and other b.s., but every one of them is a
fame-whore and will lick pole to get more glory and cash.



Every one. If you know a liberal scrunt, guaranteed she's sucked at
least one status cock.....that day alone. It's like a daily vitamin for
them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (oFlMR)

OK there's few funny things in here.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (OX6sG)

184 It looks like he was charged for illegally impersonating Stormy Daniels and then stealing nearly $300,000 in book advance payments

I'm picturing Avenatti in a wig and with big fake boobs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (4knXT)

185 North Korea calls Joe Biden an "imbecile bereft of elementary quality as a human being"
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT
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Hmph. The NORKs are brighter than the average Democrat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (xSo9G)

186 He was trying to pass as a Stormy Daniels, but his blow jobs were way more enthusiastic. Total giveaway.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (hr5kG)

187 Happy to help, btw.

Got it Stevie.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (Z3QcJ)

188 129 >>Dem Rep. Al Green On House Floor:


Wht is the combined IQ of the CBC?

175?

180?
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (Z3QcJ)

Omar is a -250
Wilson (Fredericka) has to be in the -500 range
The add
Lee from Texas and you are into the 0 Kelvin range (-459 F).

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (JFO2v)

189 Liberal scrunts are always screaming about "strong women"

If you have to tell people you're strong, you're not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (if8r4)

190 Christopher R Taylor: "Its hilarious to watch them lash around desperate to find something."

As you know, this isn't about making sense or a case. It's about filling the mediasphere with word salads to conflate the stupid and confuse the ignorant. They are quite rational in their irrationality. It's all they have, and with the MFM as their sidekick, sometimes (and all too often) it works.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (6eEQ+)

191 "If you know a liberal scrunt, guaranteed she's sucked at least one status cock"

The flip side is when they dust off the Lysistrata strategy every couple years. "Embrace our politics or no sex for you!" They have only one card to play, so every game they get into, they have to overplay it. Sleazy, brazen, immoral thirst for power.

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (mk9aG)

192 Can't wait to see the list of stupid liberal DC women who slept with him.
........

How about the Hollywood sluts? I bet What'shercookie Milano is on the list.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

193 It's so true. Liberal scrunts are always screaming
about "strong women" and other b.s., but every one of them is a
fame-whore and will lick pole to get more glory and cash.
-----

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 22, 2019 06:15 PM (xSo9G)

194 Mike Hammer @ 144- Pelosi. It's the embalming fluid.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 06:15 PM (qBNEP)

195 Wht is the combined IQ of the CBC?

175?

180?
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:05 PM (Z3QcJ)

Omar is a -250
Wilson (Fredericka) has to be in the -500 range
The add
Lee from Texas and you are into the 0 Kelvin range (-459 F).
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (JFO2v)


You've forgotten Maxine Waters's wig, which raises the aggregate IQ a bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (if8r4)

196 It's so true. Liberal scrunts are always screaming
about "strong women" and other b.s., but every one of them is a
fame-whore and will lick pole to get more glory and cash.
-----------

I am NOT a scrunt!

Posted by: Pete Buttrig at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (xSo9G)

197 ELINT News @ELINTNews
50s
#BREAKING: Now reports from @AP and others that the number of US troops to be possibly sent to Middle East to deter Iran is over 10,000+

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (BqBId)

198 Very OT but interesting. A poster a ZeroHedge pointed out a Tweet from Brennan on May 14 that references John 3:13.

Zapruder film frame 313 shows Kennedy's head being blow off.

The guy posting says this is Brennan calling for Trump's assign@tion.


Posted by: shibumi at May 22, 2019 06:00 PM (sktRI)

Yes but Brennan's name is "John" and GEOTUS' name is " Donald". I don't think Mister Easter Island thought this one through.
Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:03 PM (kD8Fh)

Trump's middle name is John.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (tVQUs)

199 'Scientists discover that China has been secretly emitting banned ozone-depleting gas'. - A news alert on my phone. Imagine my shocked face when I read it!

Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Pqytn)

200 124 Let's summarize: so far we know he defrauded a client of his who is a paraplegic, and Stormy Daniels. What are the odds that he has defrauded beaucoup others? I say the odds are fantastically good.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:04 PM (aXucN)

I'll tell you the one that's guaranteed to get him the longest sentence - He owned a little coffee company, and he stole all of his employees Federal Tax Withholding funds. The IRS takes the cantankerous legal position that whenever anyone does this, they haven't stolen money from the employees, they've stolen it directly from the IRS itself. And they prosecute accordingly. (this is a part of the Los Angeles case)

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

201
Good news: now that Avenatti's going down, Stormy will finally get her $300k.



Bad news: after court fees, filing fees, administrative fees, State
and Federal Bar fees, liens and taxes, she'll take home about 39 cents.


Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 06:02 PM

---

Even worse news is there is a judgement against her for $300,000 to pay Trump's legal fees.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (JUOKG)

202 one of his office employees realized she was scared of him (the rage thing) and so for a year she's been secretly giving the FBI and the IRS every bank and accounting statement he had.

That's sure to keep him from getting mad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:17 PM (39g3+)

203 The flip side is when they dust off the Lysistrata strategy every couple years. "Embrace our politics or no sex for you!" They have only one card to play, so every game they get into, they have to overplay it. Sleazy, brazen, immoral thirst for power.
Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (mk9aG)


So now it's a bidding war? Kind of like union negotiations.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:17 PM (if8r4)

204 Trump's middle name is John.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (tVQUs)


And the Trump Curse's middle name is...BOOMERANG

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:17 PM (kD8Fh)

205 'Scientists discover that China has been secretly emitting banned ozone-depleting gas'. - A news alert on my phone.


So that explains the big exhaust pipe coming out of Tibet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (4knXT)

206 Did someone mention Elijah Cummings?

Top Democrat's Wife May Have Gained 'Illegal Private Benefit' From His Committee Activities

A charity run by the wife of Rep. Elijah Cummings received millions from special interest groups and corporations that had business before her husband's committee and could have been used illegally, according to an IRS complaint filed by an ethics watchdog group.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (+y/Ru)

207 >>Even worse news is there is a judgement against her for $300,000 to pay Trump's legal fees.


She is going to be doing Donkey Shows well into her 80s.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Z3QcJ)

208 Just keep repeating "cover up" enough, with a smattering of "worse than watergate" and eventually it will penetrate to the livs and they will think it is true.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (dNzKv)

209 Bbbbut bbbbbut bbbbut Trump said something 20 years ago!!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (FiUMj)

210 199
'Scientists discover that China has been secretly emitting banned
ozone-depleting gas'. - A news alert on my phone. Imagine my shocked
face when I read it!


Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Pqytn)

I didn't know Mexican food was a thing there.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (OX6sG)

211 I'm picturing Avenatti in a wig and with big fake boobs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:14 PM (4knXT)

He crawled inside an Extra-large blow-up doll wearing it ala 'Buffalo Bill' skin-suit.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (+0j/O)

212 The flip side is when they dust off the Lysistrata strategy every couple years. "Embrace our politics or no sex for you!"

Given the heaving, stinky crayola-haired freaks most of them are, that's not a very compelling strategy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (39g3+)

213 178 The TV reminds me that Jim Jones killed a lot of people, and maybe a congressman.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 06:13 PM (NVfrr)

Just going to show that nobody's all bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (Kpl3J)

214 When Avenatti gets to prison he's planning to install a gallows pole at center stage.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (LuPts)

215 Trump's middle name is John.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (tVQUs)

Posted by: Jefe Juan Donaldo at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (v0R5T)

216 What is the combined IQ of the CBC?
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We're well into milliKohm range.

Posted by: Pete Buttrig at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (xSo9G)

217 Speaking of wigs, can anyone explain to me why these black female political figures affect white women's wigs?

Maxine Waters, Kamala Sutra, Mooch ... are you telling me that that's their natural hair? Why are they trying to pass as duskier versions of white women?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (if8r4)

218 The Congressional Black Caucus is nothing more than a Disorganized Crime Syndicate.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (Z3QcJ)

219 Didn't Madonna promise to do something naughty during the 2016 campaign? I don't think she meant it, though.

Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (Pqytn)

220 Anyone else see the news that Stormy Daniels now says she never had sex with Trump and they never had an affair? I posted a link this morning.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (jUVms)

221 Trump's middle name is John.

Posted by: Surfperch
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Literally - 'God is Gracious', I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (xSo9G)

222 She is going to be doing Donkey Shows well into her 80s.

Speaking of performing into her 80s, I saw the Yoko vid last nite, her performance at her 80th birthday. Yes, it was atrocious, and some of her behavior exactly mimicked my elderly aunt who unfortunately suffers from dementia. But I do have to extend some props to Old Yoko for still putting it out there.

I just wish there were thought bubbles above the band's heads.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:20 PM (kD8Fh)

223 A poster a ZeroHedge pointed out a Tweet from Brennan on May 14 that references John 3:13.



Zapruder film frame 313 shows Kennedy's head being blow off.



The guy posting says this is Brennan calling for Trump's assign@tion.

Yes but Brennan's name is "John" and GEOTUS' name is " Donald".
Trump's middle name is John.
_______

and 313 is the area code for Detroit

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:20 PM (gPZ9i)

224 Bbbbut bbbbbut bbbbut Trump said something 20 years ago!!!!

"Stormy said Trump lasted only 1 minute in sex! hee hee hee"
--literally what I read from a leftist recently in response to this story

Its like dealing with a mongoloid 5 year old. Between drooling and eating their own poop they vote straight D

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:20 PM (39g3+)

225 A charity run by the wife of Rep. Elijah Cummings
received millions from special interest groups and corporations that had
business before her husband's committee and could have been used
illegally, according to an IRS complaint filed by an ethics watchdog
group.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 06:18 PM (+y/Ru)

When you hear Lib and Non-Profit. Replace NP with money laundering.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:20 PM (OX6sG)

226 You gotta love the Dems, their big talking point is now 'cover up' but... cover up of what? The non crime of nonexistent collusion that never happened? Its hilarious to watch them lash around desperate to find something.
=====

It's their same, tired playbook.

You know who else orchestrated a cover-up?

Richard Nixon

So we're back to the nostalgia of their halcyon days.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 06:20 PM (JcXHH)

227 My new show:
I Aborted Michael Avenatti's Love Child

Posted by: What'shercookie Milano at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

228 174 Avenatti will learn...

It's not gay when it happens in prison.
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 22, 2019 06:12 PM (hvA/X)

As the bear said. This aint about the hunting is it?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

229 Mark Levin is playing a clip of President Trump talking about this whole Mueller collusion investigation, everything he has done turning over information.
I really feel sorry for him for what Democrats are doing to him.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (BbGew)

230 It's so true. Liberal scrunts are always screaming
about "strong women" and other b.s., but every one of them is a fame-whore and will lick pole to get more glory and cash.
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I am NOT a scrunt!
Posted by: Pete Buttrig at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (xSo9G)


But you DO lick pole, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (if8r4)

231 Now that's funny, yes it is. A bottom feeding lawyer, known to be fvcking mental, is given face time because 'Orange man bad' and it turns out he was a lying peice of shit that was stealing from the porn star that accused the President of screwing her which she has also denied.

Yeah, the narrative driven fucktards deserve their reputations and bottom feeder scum sucking asshole status.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning never gets old ... like me. But old beats the alternative! at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (qZdIZ)

232 Speaking of wigs, can anyone explain to me why these black female political figures affect white women's wigs?

"That ain't no white woman's wig"
--James Brown

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (39g3+)

233 Who the hell sees " John 3:13" and thinks "What is happening at that frame of the zapruder film?"

Oh, zerohedge commenter. Never mind.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (dNzKv)

234 'Scientists discover that China has been secretly emitting banned
ozone-depleting gas'. - A news alert on my phone. Imagine my shocked
face when I read it!


Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Pqytn)

___

Next thing you'll tell me their 8% GDP growth for the past 25 years has been bullshit as well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (FiUMj)

235 Is grabbing Stormy's cash worse than grabbing her by the pussy?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (WRSbt)

236 Given the heaving, stinky crayola-haired freaks most of them are, that's not a very compelling strategy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Chris has a certain way with words.

Pretty sure I'm going to steal that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (xSo9G)

237 I'll tell you the one that's guaranteed to get him the longest sentence - He owned a little coffee company, and he stole all of his employees Federal Tax Withholding funds. The IRS takes the cantankerous legal position that whenever anyone does this, they haven't stolen money from the employees, they've stolen it directly from the IRS itself. And they prosecute accordingly. (this is a part of the Los Angeles case)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)
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Ah. That sounds like he's got a fun time coming. And I had forgotten about the Nike case. This all makes me wonder if this guy ever did anything legit in his life. I'm serious.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (aXucN)

238 >>You know who else orchestrated a cover-up?

>Richard Nixon

>>So we're back to the nostalgia of their halcyon days.


Ah yes, another great Dem victory built on lies and abuse of process.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (Z3QcJ)

239 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (oFlMR)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (ahS0B)

240 What to do? What to do? Oldest child, pretty conservative when it comes to economic and 1st/2nd amendment issues. Moderate with some social issues. Conservative with others. Liberal with some. Has a good job and an engineering degree. Has short and long term goals.
Yet, has chosen to become engaged to a woman that epitomizes the sjw. Every stereotype. It's there.
We fear that he is very possibly throwing his life away. We tried really tried to have him take his time and not rush into anything. Wouldn't take our advice. We have now tried to be accepting and supportive. However, do not have a good gut feel about this.
It's so sad to be unhappy about a wedding, non traditional mind you, but still a wedding. Very very worried and sad about this whole situation.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (nLmx8)

241 I saw A Thousand Cucks Bleating open for Squirrel Nut Zippers at Red Rocks in 2004.

Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (eVYQ6)

242 Oh, zerohedge commenter. Never mind.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (dNzKv)

LOL, my thought exactly!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (Kpl3J)

243 "Stormy said Trump lasted only 1 minute in sex! hee hee hee"
--literally what I read from a leftist recently in response to this story

Its like dealing with a mongoloid 5 year old. Between drooling and eating their own poop they vote straight D
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:20 PM (39g3+)


This just in: John Holmes is throwing his ... uh ... well, we draw a discreet veil over what he's throwing, but he's throwing it into the ring for the Democrat nomination for President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:23 PM (if8r4)

244 Whoops; Sorry

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:11 PM (oFlMR)

OT-Bitter Clinger; I sent you an e-mail in response to the one you sent me. I hope that it will lift your spirits a bit.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:23 PM (ahS0B)

245 garrett, thanks! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2019 06:23 PM (miE9U)

246 If you add up the letters in " charming ultra soft" it equals 313. That is trumps favorite toilet paper!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (dNzKv)

247 Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (nLmx

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"throwing his life away" is a bit harsh. FWIW one of my BFFs, about as conservative as they get, married a hard core lib. 10 years, 2 kids and 3 dogs later his life is just fine. And he's no less of a rightie than he was pre-her.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (FiUMj)

248 217 Speaking of wigs, can anyone explain to me why these black female political figures affect white women's wigs?

Maxine Waters, Kamala Sutra, Mooch ... are you telling me that that's their natural hair? Why are they trying to pass as duskier versions of white women?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (if8r4)

Cultural Appropriation

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (JFO2v)

249 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:23 PM (ahS0B)

...

Thanks Fen, I did and it did!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (oFlMR)

250 Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (nLmx

Prayer does work, may take a while though.

Try to be optimistic maybe your awful future DIL will start to see things your conservative son's way. In the meantime, pray.

Or you could pay a hooker to seduce your son, film the action, then send it to the son's stoopid fiancé.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (kD8Fh)

251 As the bear said. This aint about the hunting is it?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

Had to look it up

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (OX6sG)

252 If you add up the letters in " charming ultra soft" it equals 313. That is trumps favorite toilet paper!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (dNzKv)



Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (4knXT)

253 Is grabbing Stormy's cash worse than grabbing her by the pussy?
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (WRSbt)

Ummmmmmm.....No.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Z+IKu)

254 Is grabbing Stormy's cash worse than grabbing her by the pussy?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (WRSbt)
........

No, you don't have to wear gloves for the cash.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

255 >>It's so sad to be unhappy about a wedding, non traditional mind you, but still a wedding. Very very worried and sad about this whole situation.


It's only marriage. These things are temporary.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Z3QcJ)

256 Sure, fine, but what does all this mean for Avenatti's chances to be the Democrat presidential nominee?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:12 PM (4knXT)


Lyndon LaRouche still got over 25k votes for preezy in 1988, while he was in prison.

And as a funny aside, I couldn't remember his name, so I used 'kook presidential candidates' in DDG as a search term; sure enough, LaRouche popped up first.

But Biden was third. hehehehehehe

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Z4rgH)

257 What exactly did Avenatti bring to the table to become a permaguest with MSNBC?
I realize he increased their IQ and general mortality.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (JgA4k)

258 Wheels within wheels, man.


ahem... Detroit? Wheels?

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (gPZ9i)

259 235 Is grabbing Stormy's cash worse than grabbing her by the pussy?
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (WRSbt)

Cant catch VD from the $$

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

260 Yet, has chosen to become engaged to a woman that epitomizes the sjw.

She must play a mean skin flute.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (kD8Fh)

261 223 A poster a ZeroHedge pointed out a Tweet from Brennan on May 14 that references John 3:13.



Zapruder film frame 313 shows Kennedy's head being blow off.



The guy posting says this is Brennan calling for Trump's assign@tion.

Yes but Brennan's name is "John" and GEOTUS' name is " Donald".
Trump's middle name is John.
_______

and 313 is the area code for Detroit
Posted by: IP


Amazon Prime will same day a kayak for $313

Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (nFwvY)

262 248 217 Speaking of wigs, can anyone explain to me why these black female political figures affect white women's wigs?

Maxine Waters, Kamala Sutra, Mooch ... are you telling me that that's their natural hair? Why are they trying to pass as duskier versions of white women?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:19 PM (if8r4)

Cultural Appropriation
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (JFO2v)/i]

I'm actually serious. You'd think they do the Angela Davis dipsy-doodle and grow out enormous Afros. But nope. They talk constantly about black crap, but go out of their way to avoid black hairstyles.

This makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (if8r4)

263 Cant catch VD from the $$

you don't know where that $$ has been.

Posted by: woolly bully at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (B+t5k)

264 Impersonated Stormy Daniels...blond wig, red lipstick, double D bra stuffed with falsies, pink cashmere sweater? Oh, they're going to love him in cellblock D.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (COzlW)

265 "Turns out a lot of our media knew what kind of guy Avenatti was"

Gotta love the naivete here. This is the same media that, every Sunday in season, reports what happened on SNL the night before, AS IF it was f'n _news_. As if SNL was some kind of cultural touchstone to all of them, like the Doonesbury-worshipping druids that they are.

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (mk9aG)

266 It's only marriage. These things are temporary.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Z3QcJ)


Yes the union can be temporary, but the part about her getting half his shit when they divorce is kind of permanent.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (kD8Fh)

267 >>She must play a mean skin flute.


First chair at Swarthmore!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Z3QcJ)

268 Jay Guevara @ 217- Back in the old days black folk (especially women) used products like Artra SkinTone Cream to make themselves lighter. I witnessed this as a child, and they told me they would be white one day. Of course the old Grannies told the girls lighten up and to marry 'bright-skinned' men so they wouldn't have black babies. Seriously not making this up.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (qBNEP)

269 Is grabbing Stormy's cash worse than grabbing her by the pussy?
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (WRSbt)

what is cleaner, something that is touched by hundreds every day, all kinds of diseases, have no idea where it has been, or the cash?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

270 I'm actually serious. You'd think they do the Angela Davis dipsy-doodle and grow out enormous Afros. But nope. They talk constantly about black crap, but go out of their way to avoid black hairstyles.

This makes no sense to me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (if8r4)

___

See also black dudes preaching about black pride and all the rest and then fucking nothing by white womYns.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (FiUMj)

271 Stormy Daniels. Can't work up a lot of sympathy for her.

But the new MR AoS style guide it terrific.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (0z/5y)

272 It's so sad to be unhappy about a wedding, non traditional mind you, but still a wedding. Very very worried and sad about this whole situation.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (nLmx

Almost every engineer I've ever known makes bad choices where women are concerned. Look at the bright side, you won't feel bad about the divorce when it comes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Kpl3J)

273 Is grabbing Stormy's cash worse than grabbing her by the pussy?

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 22, 2019 06:21 PM (WRSbt)
........

No, you don't have to wear gloves for the cash.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (v0R5T)
-----
Depends where its been.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (IFKOp)

274 >>Yes the union can be temporary, but the part about her getting half his shit when they divorce is kind of permanent.


He's about to learn a valuable lesson.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Z3QcJ)

275 They talk constantly about black crap, but go out of their way to avoid black hairstyles.

Yeah that one actually does puzzle me, I should ask Baldilocks about it. She usually has some good insight into things like that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (39g3+)

276 241 I saw A Thousand Cucks Bleating open for Squirrel Nut Zippers at Red Rocks in 2004.
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 22, 2019 06:22 PM (eVYQ6)

ead that as Beating a Thousand Cuck and thot, Good Start.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (JFO2v)

277 you don't know where that $$ has been.
Posted by: woolly bully
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A lot of buck-tucking occurs at strip clubs, I'm told.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (xSo9G)

278 "Very very worried and sad about this whole situation."

Anything you do to discourage him will backfire. You have to let your kid make his own mistakes and hope you've trained him well enough. Be positive, and hope for the best.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

279 " why these black female political figures affect white women's wigs? "

Chris Rock did a documentary on black womens' hair. It is a deep subject.

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (mk9aG)

280
Senate Cloakroom @SenateCloakroom
45m
Confirmed, 55-43: Executive Calendar #37 Carl Nichols to be U.S. District Judge for the District of Columbia

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (BqBId)

281 >>She must play a mean skin flute.


Not for long, they're gettin' married!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Z3QcJ)

282 Detroit Wheels?

Somebody paging Mitch Rider?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (8tppx)

283 "247"throwing his life away" is a bit harsh. FWIW one of
my BFFs, about as conservative as they get, married a hard core lib. 10
years, 2 kids and 3 dogs later his life is just fine. And he's no less
of a rightie than he was pre-her.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (FiUMj)"
..
Strongly disagree. For every example like this among people I know, I can pull up a dozen or two horror stories.
De-moonbat a person BEFORE you marry them - and preferably before you get serious with them. Or at least establish that they have reasonable potential.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (eAshZ)

284 First chair at Swarthmore!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Z3QcJ)


My cousin actually went there for a year. He couldn't wait to GTFO. He transferred to some party school in Florida.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (kD8Fh)

285 266 It's only marriage. These things are temporary.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (Z3QcJ)

Yes the union can be temporary, but the part about her getting half his shit when they divorce is kind of permanent.
Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (kD8Fh)

Ayup. And a large chunk of his future income stream to boot. Especially if they have kids.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (NWiLs)

286 If you add up the letters in " charming ultra soft" it equals 313. That is trumps favorite toilet paper!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (dNzKv)

==================
"Did you know that 'if' is the middle word in 'life'?"

Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (Pqytn)

287 Son took a lovely girl he's been friends with on a date to a very nice restaurant the other night.

As the entrees arrived, she informed him she has a boyfriend. Indian (dotted) doctor in NYC. She's Indian as well, and Christian, and son has gone to church with her a few times.

Seems she has an arranged marriage in her future, and future husband is paying her college tuition.

Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.


*sigh*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

288 "throwing his life away" is a bit harsh. FWIW one of my BFFs, about as conservative as they get, married a hard core lib. 10 years, 2 kids and 3 dogs later his life is just fine. And he's no less of a rightie than he was pre-her.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:24 PM (FiUMj)


I have a conservative buddy whose wife is a liberal, and they've been married for many decades. I suspect that they don't talk about politics.

BUT ... she's a sweetheart, although she has duck feathers for brains.

Marrying an SJW means that avoiding politics is pretty much off the table. You are DEFINITELY going to hear about it, and that is going to grate fast.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:29 PM (if8r4)

289 Lyndon LaRouche still got over 25k votes for preezy in 1988, while he was in prison. "

We have a local county constable here who is petitioning to get his suspension lifted and his job back, now that he's finished his 6 month sentence in Federal Prison for Income Tax Evasion. No joke.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

290 263 Cant catch VD from the $$

you don't know where that $$ has been.
Posted by: woolly bully at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (B+t5k)

less places than that pussy

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

291 maybe

Posted by: woolly bully at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (B+t5k)

292 Cocaine Mitch pushing judges through today.

Posted by: Ha at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (hvA/X)

293 3/13 = March 13

Number of letter is March = 5

5+13 = 18

8 + 1 = 9

how many letters in the word president? You guessed it......NINE!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (FiUMj)

294 Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.
*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

At least she told him before he gave her a ring.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (Kpl3J)

295 thank God my BF loves Trump. He never voted in his life until 2016.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (kD8Fh)

296 Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.


That's kind of a big thing I'd say...

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gPZ9i)

297 I'm actually serious. You'd think they do the Angela Davis dipsy-doodle and grow out enormous Afros. But nope. They talk constantly about black crap, but go out of their way to avoid black hairstyles.

This makes no sense to me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:25 PM (if8r4)


The AA vote is in the bag already.

They get those fake hair extension and get it de-kinkified to appeal to soccer mom and church ladies.

White folk can't identify with you when you look like Dr. J in the ABA.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (oFlMR)

298 how many letters in the word president? You guessed it......NINE!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (FiUMj)

ROFL!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (Kpl3J)

299 Meatball soup, it's good

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (NVfrr)

300 Chris Rock did a documentary on black womens' hair. It is a deep subject.

I watched that, and it was really good. Except the parts where Al Sharpton were in it. Those were a waste.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (39g3+)

301 Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.

*sigh*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

they split the check right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (OX6sG)

302 Senate Cloakroom
@SenateCloakroom
Confirmed, 55-43: Executive Calendar #37 Carl Nichols to be U.S. District Judge for the District of Columbia

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (BqBId)

303 Marrying an SJW means that avoiding politics is pretty much off the table. You are DEFINITELY going to hear about it, and that is going to grate fast.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:29 PM (if8r4)

___

My friend's wife is very SWJ. But whatevs. We all get along. And she's smoking hot too. So....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (FiUMj)

304 Seems she has an arranged marriage in her future, and future husband is paying her college tuition.

Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.


*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

He should've snuck out the back and left her with the check. What a bitch.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (NWiLs)

305 Almost every engineer I've ever known makes bad choices where women are concerned. Look at the bright side, you won't feel bad about the divorce when it comes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (Kpl3J)
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Now, now, don't generalize like that. My father and two brothers are engineers and they are all happily married to their (first) wives for decades - my parents just celebrated their 60th anniversary.

Requiem, freaked at #278 is right. You raised him, now he makes his own decisions and you just hope for the best. There are plenty of people here who are married to spouses with opposite political beliefs to theirs - and they are doing fine. Don't worry about something over which you have no control. And if you're the praying type, pray.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (aXucN)

306 >>Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.


Did he at least get to sample the Naan?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (Z3QcJ)

307 250.

She was part of the pro abortion protests here in our state. Not sure if yesterday or the day before. But she was there.

Definitely praying. Also hoping for the best. Talking with son hasn't helped and I dont want to risk turning him away from us. I want him to know that we will be there for him if needed in good and bad times.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (nLmx8)

308 267 >>She must play a mean skin flute.


First chair at Swarthmore!
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:26 PM (Z3QcJ)

On the MimI Alford Scholarship

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

309 "You guessed it......NINE!! "

Holy Shit!

Posted by: Herman Cane at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (UdKB7)

310 Confirmed, 55-43: Executive Calendar #37 Carl Nichols to be U.S. District Judge for the District of Columbia
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (BqBId)

Wow. 2 Dems voted yes. Should I buy a lottery ticket? Full moon? Apocalypse?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (FiUMj)

311 Grabbing Stormy by the pussy and stealing her money is a double dip, and it's not nice to double dip.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (BbGew)

312 280
Senate Cloakroom @SenateCloakroom
45m
Confirmed, 55-43: Executive Calendar #37 Carl Nichols to be U.S. District Judge for the District of Columbia

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (BqBId)



Trump's short game is like lightening and his
long game is like a sharpshooter.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (0z/5y)

313 less places than that pussy
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:29 PM (JFO2v)
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Fewer.

Posted by: Stannis Baratheon at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (IFKOp)

314 Ouch it's hot

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (NVfrr)

315
I have a conservative buddy whose wife is a liberal, and they've
been married for many decades. I suspect that they don't talk about
politics.



BUT ... she's a sweetheart, although she has duck feathers for brains.


We're very good friends with a couple like that. The husband is a gun-owning, Trump-loving conservative. She thinks guns are terrible and Trump is a pig. They just never, ever discuss politics.

Somehow, it works for them. Nearly 30 years married, two happy successful kids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

316 Whoa, 313

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (dNzKv)

317 At least she told him before he gave her a ring.

Yeah a ... woman... pulled that on my brother. She was all kinds of sweet and romantic to him and they even went on dates then she admitted that she was married. Uhm... seems like that could have come up earlier.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (39g3+)

318 Don't let milkshakes distract you, this is what winning looks like.

I DRINK IT UP. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (FCO1j)

319 Personally I would be a lot less worried about my kid losing half their shit and a chunk of their income for a decade or three after a divorce, than I would worry about having their spouse drop a dime and get us all killed a few years from now.

This is kind of a big deal. There is no ambiguity in my family about this; you marry a moonbat, then as far as you can tell, we will have ceased to exist.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (eAshZ)

320 He is definitely a three way hero.

1. Took out Stormy Daniels.

2. His client in the Kavanaugh cluster-fuck was the one who's story was so outlandish that everyone finally realized it was all lies.

3. Took himself out.

Possible 4th, he also implicated another highly visible a DemonRat lawyer in his attempts to extort Nike. Can't remember that assholes name.

He probably also has stage 3 syphilis, because why not? He certainly acts like there are spirochetes burrowing tunnels in his brain. And passed that to half the reporters in DC and NYC, male, female and other.

So he may be a dodeca-hero. Time will tell.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (fdxBF)

321
We have a local county constable here who is petitioning to get his suspension lifted and his job back, now that he's finished his 6 month sentence in Federal Prison for Income Tax Evasion. No joke.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Democrats in Charlotte are urging the ex-Mayor Cannon to get back into politics. He was indicted, arrested, tried, and imprisoned for corruption. Oh, between conviction and reporting to prison, he was busted for voter fraud.

In many ways, he is emblematic of the party.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (CDGwz)

322 Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.


*sigh*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

Did he at least be his skin flute tuned up?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

323 http://bit.ly/2EluyHB
*******
Demanding To Know Why He Allowed President Trump To Get Elected, Dems Subpoena God | The Babylon Bee

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (BqBId)

324 Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (nLmx

You sound like a good parent. I'm sure it will all work out.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (kD8Fh)

325 Jane, that's awful. Why would she accept a date with your son when she is, for all purposes, already engaged? That's just rotten. To both men.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (aXucN)

326 Anything you do to discourage him will backfire. You have to let your kid make his own mistakes and hope you've trained him well enough. Be positive, and hope for the best.
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)


Certainly true. The trick is to get her to reveal her true colors in front of him, repeatedly, until he starts to have doubts on his own.

I told my sons never mind the nookie. If you're not compatible with someone philosophically AND financially," you're going to have tough sledding.

*By which I mean if you're prudent with money, and work and save and invest, and she burns through money like a drunken sailor on shore leave, you've got a problem. A BIG problem. Before saying "I do," better straighten that shit out, or you'll be battling a lot more than your screwing. Fortunately, I followed my own advice, so peace and harmony reign at stately Chez Guevara.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (if8r4)

327 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

they split the check right?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (OX6sG)


Nope. She didn't offer, and he didn't ask. He paid. That's how he was raised.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

328 327 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

they split the check right?


Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:31 PM (OX6sG)

Nope. She didn't offer, and he didn't ask. He paid. That's how he was raised.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)


That's what she was counting on.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

329 His client in the Kavanaugh cluster-fuck was the one who's story was so outlandish that everyone finally realized it was all lies.

Yeah he took it too far. After Judge Moore and the yearbook story people were a bit skeptical this time and he just gave them the reason to shake their heads and walk away from the huckster. Dems really slit their own throat on that one. Kinda makes it tough to top when Ginsberg is finally officially retired or off to her final reward.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (39g3+)

330 Emergency prayer request

A mother-a poster named Michelle wrote me the following earlier today and I just got it as I was away:

Our son was in a very bad car accident on Sunday evening. He had a tear in his aorta that they thought they couldn't repair, but they did. They had to reroute several arteries to prevent brain damage from lack of blood during repair, so the risk of stroke is very high. He is still in ICU with punctured lung (on high pressure oxygen or it deflates), broken ribs, lacerated spleen, broken hip, and almost every bone in the right side of his face is broken including his jaw. He is only 18 and our sweet boy, and needs every single prayer he can get.


Thx for your prayers for this young man and his worried family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ahS0B)

331 Democrats in Charlotte are urging the ex-Mayor Cannon to get back into politics. He was indicted, arrested, tried, and imprisoned for corruption. Oh, between conviction and reporting to prison, he was busted for voter fraud.

In many ways, he is emblematic of the party.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (CDGwz)


How is this guy is not leading the Dems Presidential poll right now?

He checks all the boxes.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (sy5kK)

332 325 Jane, that's awful. Why would she accept a date with your son when she is, for all purposes, already engaged? That's just rotten. To both men.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (aXucN)

Don't know if it's the case in this particular, but a lot of women treat men like meal tickets.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (mX8Vr)

333 IPspouse is a small "d" Iowa Democrat. We have a couple topics we avoid, sure. But so did my ex and I. She and I were married 20 years and she was a capital "D" Chicago Dem. It can work.

Molly Hemingway had a tweet the other day, "Trump 2020, You don't have to admit you voted for him this time either!"

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (gPZ9i)

334 325 Jane, that's awful. Why would she accept a date with your son when she is, for all purposes, already engaged? That's just rotten. To both men.
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (aXucN)


It really is.

It's hard to escape the conclusion that she just wanted a free meal.

Unless she's having second thoughts about the arranged marriage, but then what about the guy paying her tuition?

I suspect your son is well out of it, and got off cheaply.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (if8r4)

335 oh, wanted to mention this, email from the Biden campaign:


Republicans across the country are ushering in extreme laws that clearly violate the right to choose that is guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution, as the Supreme Court explained in Roe v. Wade.


[ok, I'll choose that Glock]

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ZqRa6)

336 318 Don't let milkshakes distract you, this is what winning looks like.

I DRINK IT UP. I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (FCO1j)


In Soviet Russia, Trump milkshakes the bed obama speed in, or something.

Posted by: Chris Steele at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (t6MX/)

337 Democrats in Charlotte are urging the ex-Mayor Cannon to get back into politics. He was indicted, arrested, tried, and imprisoned for corruption. Oh, between conviction and reporting to prison, he was busted for voter fraud.

In many ways, he is emblematic of the party.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (CDGwz)
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Hey, it worked for Marion Barry!

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (aXucN)

338 That CNN contributor Micheal Avenetti

Posted by: MAGA at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (I5LRE)

339 The first milk shake that hits a demofascist we will hear about how evil this throwing of milkshakes are. Only the worst people do that type of thing. It will come from demofascists and Never Trumpers, but I repeat myself.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (pw+jk)

340 I hate fucking autocucumber.

Posted by: Chris Steele at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (t6MX/)

341 Why would she accept a date with your son when she is, for all purposes, already engaged? That's just rotten.

Yeah but... I've known more than a few women who think its okay to do little stuff like that for fun "once in a while." Basically its women who want romance and free meals without strings.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (39g3+)

342 Thank you freaked and bluebell.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (nLmx8)

343 >>Don't know if it's the case in this particular, but a lot of women treat men like meal tickets.


I wish they'd treat me like a Sybian.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (Z3QcJ)

344 331 Democrats in Charlotte are urging the ex-Mayor Cannon to get back into politics. He was indicted, arrested, tried, and imprisoned for corruption.

___

Forget Charlotte. This guy needs to move to Chicago and run. He'd win a landslide with that type of resume.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (FiUMj)

345 Jane, that's awful. Why would she accept a date
with your son when she is, for all purposes, already engaged? That's
just rotten. To both men.



Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (aXucN)


Yep. He laughed about it at Mother's Day brunch. But I could tell he was hurt.


He went out with the ex-girlfriend of a Marine buddy the other night (buddy dumped her and went back to MD for a job). We've met her and she's sweet and pretty. But I told son, "You'd better be DAMNED SURE your buddy is totally okay with you seeing his ex."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)

346
Bad Boy, Bad Boy - a limerick

He certainly isn't John Gotti
His crime spree is nasty but spotty
A crook with a gift
For sleaze, dirt and grift
The execrable Mike Avenaughty

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (m45I2)

347 Possible 4th, he also implicated another highly visible a DemonRat lawyer in his attempts to extort Nike. Can't remember that assholes name.

Marc Geragos?

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:37 PM (kD8Fh)

348 It's something a guy will likely experience quite a few times in the process of dating. Nothing for the kid to get broke up about, but something to learn from.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:37 PM (mX8Vr)

349 Prayers up, Fen.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2019 06:37 PM (qBNEP)

350 >>Republicans across the country are ushering in extreme laws that clearly violate the right to choose that is guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution


These people just breezed right on through Civics Class, didn't they?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:37 PM (Z3QcJ)

351 I keep wondering why Trump paid her off. I know that he didn't sleep with her.

Or was it Cohen paying her off because he thought Trump had?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (PHotS)

352 Son said it seems she would have given him that little bit of info when he invited her out.
That's kind of a big thing I'd say...
Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:30 PM (gPZ9i)

Hey, a free meal is a free meal.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Z+IKu)

353 right to choose that is guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution, as the Supreme Court explained in Roe v. Wade.


[ok, I'll choose that Glock]
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ZqRa6)

can I choose school
nope
right to work
no no
carry gun
never
where I buy health insurance
fuck you

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (JFO2v)

354 Oh, between conviction and reporting to prison, he was busted for voter fraud.

"Oh hell that's nothin' has he been impeached for corruption?"
--Congressman Alcee Hastings

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (39g3+)

355 Don't know if it's the case in this particular, but a lot of women treat men like meal tickets.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (mX8Vr)


True, but that's OK. If she views you as a wallet on the hoof, the sooner you find that out, the better. Pro tip: watch how she treats people she doesn't have to be nice to (e.g., waiters). If she's a bitch to them, it's a dead giveaway. She'll be that way with you someday, too.

When I was single, more than once I considered going to the men's room, kicking out a window, and escaping.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (if8r4)

356 Unless she's having second thoughts about the arranged marriage, but then what about the guy paying her tuition?
=====

Ha! Wendy Davis redux

D'Oh Boy probably dodged a bullet.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (JcXHH)

357 So he may be a dodeca-hero. Time will tell.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2019 06:32 PM (fdxBF)

Depending what the feds have he may be more because he seems to have been pretty sloppy, and that may roll up a lot of others.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (QATzS)

358 >> I told son, "You'd better be DAMNED SURE your buddy is totally okay with you seeing his ex."


A guy never truly loses a chick. Just his place in line.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (Z3QcJ)

359 Thx for your prayers for this young man and his worried family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ahS0B)


That's awful. Prayers up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

360 The wheels are falling off Avenetti's milkshake.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

361 Nope. She didn't offer, and he didn't ask. He paid. That's how he was raised.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)





That's what she was counting on.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

Yep. Expect she'll want introduce him to her girlfriend.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:39 PM (OX6sG)

362 Didn't Stormy admit she never had an affair with Donny Two Scoops?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

363 Avenatti is the kind of lawyer I would expect someone to retain, if he/she had no trusted contacts in the local legal community to provide a private, expert assessment... you aint gonna find out the guy you're about to hire is a scumbucket by looking in the Yellow Pages.

Stormy will get her money back from the NY Bar Assn victim's fund. She may have to wait a good while, though.

Now, shall we discuss the Blues, or the comparative advantages of term life & whole life?

Play "Gloria," btw.

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (Cssks)

364 Did you know that 'if' is the middle word in 'life'?


I did not.

Posted by: a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (yQpMk)

365 Pro tip: watch how she treats people she doesn't have to be nice to (e.g., waiters). If she's a bitch to them, it's a dead giveaway.

Always good to look out for. She'll be on her best behavior with you, because she wants you to like her. But watch how she treats everyone else. That's what she's really like. Or he, for the ladies.

That's one of the many reasons why dating is such a lousy, stupid way to meet someone to marry.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (39g3+)

366 I wish they'd treat me like a Sybian.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM


I'm your huckleberry double-stuft extra-large Moon Pie.

Posted by: Cora "Trigglypuff" Segal at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (2pwqc)

367 "Thx for your prayers for this young man and his worried family"

Done did it.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (UdKB7)

368 Fortunately, I followed my own advice, so peace and harmony reign at stately Chez Guevara.

Amen to that.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (lD3vL)

369 Those Brits are fucking savages. It's no wonder they have rickets.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2019 06:41 PM (LuPts)

370
And he was a shoo-in for the Democratic nomination and then the Presidency. Shoo-in.

Posted by: Nicole Wallace


Consolation prize: Illinois governor

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:41 PM (X3lUd)

371 Now, shall we discuss the Blues, or .....



The Blues are always a great topic.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 06:41 PM (sy5kK)

372 Yep. Expect she'll want introduce him to her girlfriend.


A menage a trois?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 06:41 PM (yQpMk)

373 That's one of the many reasons why dating is such a lousy, stupid way to meet someone to marry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (39g3+)

Dating is serial monogamy preparation for the divorce remarriage cycle.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (mX8Vr)

374 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".

http://tinyurl.com/y69qoqsz

Yeah, that makes sense. Its all our faults. But hey, he launched a task force. A TASK FORCE!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (39g3+)

375 https://on.wsj.com/2EtjeZX
*******
Barr Says He Is Fighting for the Presidency, Not Trump - WSJ

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (BqBId)

376 That's one of the many reasons why dating is such a lousy, stupid way to meet someone to marry.

There is a reason that throughout history and even today, arranged marriages are by far the norm.

The Western plan of getting drunk at a bar and making marriage plans based on how good the sex is, is wanting.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (lD3vL)

377 373 That's one of the many reasons why dating is such a lousy, stupid way to meet someone to marry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (39g3+)

Dating is serial monogamy preparation for the divorce remarriage cycle.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (mX8Vr)

You're too young to be this cynical.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

378 Thx for your prayers for this young man and his worried family.

Prayers up for him and his family.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (HaL55)

379 Ahhh....I have peace and quiet in my house this evening for the first time in three weeks. Guests have gone to dinner at a friend's house, and husband isn't home yet.

I've got all my planning done for one funeral reception, and think I'll treat myself to a small cocktail while I breath deeply and savor the quiet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

380 330. Fenelonspoke:
How heartwrenching. This young man and his family will be in my prayers.

Posted by: Requiem at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (nLmx8)

381 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".

http://tinyurl.com/y69qoqsz

Yeah, that makes sense. Its all our faults. But hey, he launched a task force. A TASK FORCE!
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Groovy. More sweet, sweet taxpayer moolah for his buds.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (IFKOp)

382 Now, shall we discuss the Blues, or .....

You damn right I got 'em

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (39g3+)

383 Too bad, that 300k could've gone a long way to paying off president Trump's legal fees.

How do you not know that was the whole point of the arrangement? If she didn't have the money, she couldn't pay.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (lD3vL)

384 354 Oh, between conviction and reporting to prison, he was busted for voter fraud.

"Oh hell that's nothin' has he been impeached for corruption?"
--Congressman Alcee Hastings
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:38 PM (39g3+)


The bruthas got the vote. This is what they did with it: Alcee Hastings, Hank Johnson, Sheila Jackson Lee, Maxine Waters, ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (if8r4)

385 I've got all my planning done for one funeral reception, and think I'll treat myself to a small cocktail while I breath deeply and savor the quiet.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC)

Make it a double. Hell, a triple.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

386 The Blues are always a great topic.

Play your beloved "Gloria" if you must, but your hopes and dreams are going to be scattered all over Boston.

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (gPZ9i)

387 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (39g3+)

Gavin Newsome is a national disgrace.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (Z+IKu)

388 Speaking only for myself, I'm voting Avenatti in the 2020 Dem primary.

Posted by: Miklos, man of principle at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (QzkSJ)

389 377 373 That's one of the many reasons why dating is such a lousy, stupid way to meet someone to marry.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (39g3+)

Dating is serial monogamy preparation for the divorce remarriage cycle.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (mX8Vr)

You're too young to be this cynical.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

What can I say, some people learn from the mistakes of others.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (mX8Vr)

390
I've got all my planning done for one funeral reception, and think I'll
treat myself to a small cocktail while I breath deeply and savor the
quiet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:43 PM (ptqGC)



Make it a double. Hell, a triple.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (NWiLs)


*ponders*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

391 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".

The disgrace is that we let nutjobs run around loose, and tolerate vagrants and druggies.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:45 PM (if8r4)

392 There is a reason that throughout history and even today, arranged marriages are by far the norm.

Yeah, as many drawbacks as that system has, relying on young foolish and often drunk people to decide their ideal mate is not exactly working like gangbusters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:45 PM (39g3+)

393 so I've been given a prescription anti-inflammatory, and learned i cant drink taking it. Never would have had it filled. Stupid.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:45 PM (OX6sG)

394 The Western plan of getting drunk at a bar and making marriage plans based on how good the sex is, is wanting.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (lD3vL)
......

I'm not entirely sure that's the only Western plan, though it certainly is one.

Nephews met their girlfriends in college, dated for a few years, and got married after graduation.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 22, 2019 06:45 PM (oFlMR)

395 Thx for your prayers for this young man and his worried family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:35 PM (ahS0B)
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Oh no. Poor Michelle. I have a son the same age and I can imagine how terrified she is. I'll be praying for her, her son, and the family.

Thank you, Fen.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 06:45 PM (aXucN)

396
Prayers up for the Lad, Fen..

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:46 PM (gPZ9i)

397 Dating is serial monogamy preparation for the divorce remarriage cycle.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (mX8Vr)


The only way to win is not to play.

Posted by: Miklos, Wargaming this out at May 22, 2019 06:46 PM (QzkSJ)

398 I think the St Louis / Boston cup final is going to be good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 06:46 PM (nDe2U)

399 Thanks, folks, for the prayers for the 18 year old in a bad car accident.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 06:46 PM (ahS0B)

400 9 What's he looking at now? 5,000,000 years in prison? I've seriously lost track of all of the indictments.
______________

Some article said there's over 300 years of potential prison time for the CA case (where he stole the $4 million settlement from the quadriplegic, brain-damaged client).

There are only 2 counts in the federal indictment on the Stormy Daniels' book deal theft: wire fraud and aggravated identity theft. The wire fraud charge (which looks to be a slam-dunk, as he forged Stormy's signature on a letter that directed her publisher to make her book payments directly to Avenatti's client trust account) carries a potential 30-year sentence, and the agg i.d. theft adds on another mandatory 2-year minimum sentence to whatever sentence he gets for the wire fraud.

And there are other crimes that he has been accused of that he hasn't yet been charged with (as far as I know). For example, Stormy says that he stole hundreds of thousands of dollars that had been donated for her in a GoFundMe account, and she also says that he set up a second, fraudulent online donation account in her name, and stole that money also.

And who knows how many other clients he has defrauded? Probably lots more to come.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2019 06:46 PM (k4dH2)

401 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".

The disgrace is that we let nutjobs run around loose become Governor of California, and tolerate vagrants and druggies.
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FIFY

Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (IFKOp)

402
The Western plan of getting drunk at a bar and making marriage plans based on how good the sex is, is wanting.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at May 22, 2019 06:42 PM (lD3vL)


A plan devised and imposed by Big Divorce Law.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (X3lUd)

403 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".



Fuck that, it's ALL CALIFORNIA'S DISGRACE.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

404 Jay

U forgot Cold Cash Jefferson.

I believe a lot of white Congresscritters have gone to the Graybar too, btw.

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Cssks)

405 That bastard! He ripped me off!!!

Posted by: Porny Scandals at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Dh1wo)

406 20 Is he part of the Democrat clown car? He should be, they need his moral gravitas.

Bottom men... bottom men, I tell you!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (PxNLB)

407 And who knows how many other clients he has defrauded? Probably lots more to come.

So like 5 years and probation? I mean if treason doesn't even make you serve a puny 20 year sentence...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (39g3+)

408 Our son had his back x-rayed at the VA on Monday (after waiting for FIVE YEARS), also his shoulder. His right arm is constantly numb from the elbow to his finger tips. He's supposed to get the results tomorrow.

It seems after getting blown up for his country, the VA could work a teensy bit faster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

409 This guy does not speak for us.

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyers Local 312 at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Izzlo)

410 Make it a double. Hell, a triple.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

*ponders*

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Tito he's a-callin'
Coming round the bend
And I had had a triple
Since I don't know when

Posted by: Miklos, repurposing at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (QzkSJ)

411 If someone through a chocolate milkshake on a Afro- American Leftist it would be a shock wave the media would spread around the world.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)

412 I wish they'd treat me like a Sybian.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (Z3QcJ)


You might want to skip the last part though, where she cleans you up with bleach.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Z4rgH)

413 Some article said there's over 300 years of potential prison time for the CA case

It's a darned good thing the world is ending in 12 years because of Teh Climatez.

Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (kD8Fh)

414 It seems after getting blown up for his country, the VA could work a teensy bit faster.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

gees Jane. Thats just criminal.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (OX6sG)

415 It's Bloody Mary time kids...
IP... Out.

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (gPZ9i)

416 Stormy will get her money back from the NY Bar Assn victim's fund. She may have to wait a good while, though.

Now, shall we discuss the Blues, or the comparative advantages of term life & whole life?

Play "Gloria," btw.
Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 06:40 PM (Cssks)


Good, Trump will his legal fees.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (1g7ch)

417
It seems after getting blown up for his country, the VA could work a teensy bit faster.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)


My betters tell me the VA is the model for single-payer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (X3lUd)

418 Always good to look out for. She'll be on her best behavior with you, because she wants you to like her. But watch how she treats everyone else. That's what she's really like. Or he, for the ladies.

I used to use my secretary to find this out. She'd pick up job candidates at reception, then walk them to my office. Many of them failed to grasp that the interview had just begun. My secretary was very bright, extremely competent, and utterly loyal.

After the interview, I'd ask her take on the candidate. Especially for low-level positions, it was common for them to ask her if they could basically jerk off on the job, or get away with other shenanigans. Congratulations, you torpedoed your chances in the first 30 seconds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (if8r4)

419 408 Our son had his back x-rayed at the VA on Monday (after waiting for FIVE YEARS), also his shoulder. His right arm is constantly numb from the elbow to his finger tips. He's supposed to get the results tomorrow.

It seems after getting blown up for his country, the VA could work a teensy bit faster.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

I am waiting for someone to ask Crazy Bernie why cant we have VA for All?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (JFO2v)

420 so I've been given a prescription anti-inflammatory, and learned i cant drink taking it. Never would have had it filled. Stupid.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:45 PM (OX6sG)



Also, avoid eating fatty meats like Samoans and Eskimos. Ask your doctor for details.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:50 PM (4knXT)

421 412 I wish they'd treat me like a Sybian.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 06:36 PM (Z3QcJ)

You might want to skip the last part though, where she cleans you up with bleach.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (Z4rgH)

And stuffs you under the bed or in the closet until next time.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

422 This is just like when everyone gets crabs after sleeping with the easy chick.

They all walk around scratching at their junk and everyone agrees no one slept with her.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 22, 2019 06:50 PM (pUDQf)

423 Nood Migrants

Posted by: IP at May 22, 2019 06:51 PM (gPZ9i)

424 I am waiting for someone to ask Crazy Bernie why cant we have VA for All?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (JFO2v)


I just wish all liberals would willingly sign up for goobermint "healthcare." I'd absolutely love it. Especially my husband's snotty, entitled nieces and nephews.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

425
Nood Frogland.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:51 PM (X3lUd)

426 What's he looking at now? 5,000,000 years in prison? I've seriously lost track of all of the indictments.


In CA he'd be looking at a solid six-week suspension from practice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:51 PM (4knXT)

427 These Avenatti stories make me laugh so hard I have to firmly, manfully grip my belly and balls to stave off a mirth-induced hernia. The guy is like a retarded lawyer version of Lex Luthor.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (TpMXn)

428 Also, avoid eating fatty meats like Samoans and Eskimos. Ask your doctor for details.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 06:50 PM (4knXT)

wait, isn't carnivore diet for inflammation? High fat....Thats what i read. Huh.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (OX6sG)

429 411 If someone through a chocolate milkshake on a Afro- American Leftist it would be a shock wave the media would spread around the world.
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)

Hell, the Covington Catholic kids literally stood there doing nothing and it made headline news.

Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (Izzlo)

430 ALERT ! Wisconsin:

Racism declared a public health crisis.
All you cheeseheads get out. Now.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (0z/5y)

431 404 Jay

U forgot Cold Cash Jefferson.

I believe a lot of white Congresscritters have gone to the Graybar too, btw.

Posted by: mnw at May 22, 2019 06:47 PM (Cssks)


Good point. Who is the other guy who was on the House Ways and Means committee, the guy who cobbled together four rent-controlled apartments in NYC? His name escapes me.

Some white Congress-scum have gone to prison, too, but the point is incidence relative to population. Also, I wasn't just talking about criminality, but also about manifest stupidity. (Tipping islands over, etc.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (if8r4)

432 People fail to grasp that as soon as you walk through the door, the interview starts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 06:52 PM (nDe2U)

433
It seems after getting blown up for his country, the VA could work a teensy bit faster.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I petitioned to have some trivial information corrected on my DD-214. Received a reply that I should not expect to hear anything for two years.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (CDGwz)

434 Jane D. I could use the VA but I stay far away. The few times I have been in to see a neurologist it has left a sour taste in my mouth. Granted my neuro issues are not service related and my condition is very rare. But damn the VA should give the care that vets pay for with years out of their lives and often their health. The VA is a disgrace.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 22, 2019 06:53 PM (0OmEj)

435 . The guy is like a retarded lawyer version of Lex Luthor.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Instantly embraced and tongue-bathed by the media.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 06:54 PM (CDGwz)

436 416 Stormy will get her money back from the NY Bar Assn victim's fund. She may have to wait a good while, though.
_________________

Given the large amounts of money Avenatti has stolen, she's unlikely to get a full recovery. There are going to be lots of other claimants for a limited pot of money. She'll probably only end up with pennies on the dollar.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2019 06:54 PM (k4dH2)

437 My betters tell me the VA is the model for single-payer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 06:49 PM (X3lUd)

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lol

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2019 06:55 PM (RU4sa)

438 Jane - I had something like that a real long time ago with numbness as you are describing. It was diagnosed as a pinched nerve somewhere in my back.
It's only showing up now often early morning while in bed in my finger tips.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 06:57 PM (BbGew)

439 Watching Volcano.

Movie would have been vastly more entertaining if Tommy Lee Jones had tossed Shep Smith into the volcano.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2019 06:58 PM (RU4sa)

440 Didn't the "ladies" on the View fall all over him?

Posted by: Colin at May 22, 2019 07:04 PM (9tBcZ)

441 OT-This is a nice thing, President Trump and AG Barr participate in a medal of valor presentation for police officers and- I think- fire fighters, Video and transcript from CTH:

https://tinyurl.com/y2tyteux

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 07:17 PM (ahS0B)

442 Apparently Stormy only him $100. Wasn't a that a signal?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 22, 2019 07:18 PM (/Fmtj)

443 Heh, Gavin Newsome declares the ghastly homeless problem in California to be a "national disgrace".
........

How about the CA Slow Motion Fail? Also known as Fresno's Stonehenge?
You've got quite a few disgraces on your hands there, Gavin.

Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

444 Orange jumpsuit man bad!

Posted by: Davis at May 22, 2019 07:55 PM (v4K82)

445 Come at me and become a newt in a flash.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at May 23, 2019 01:43 AM (xZjSg)

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