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Texas House Passes "Save Chick-Fil-A" Bill, Forbidding Any Government "Adverse Action" Against a Business Based on Religious Belief
This is a rebuke of San Antonio for presuming to ban Chick-Fil-A from their airport. Governor Abbot is being cagey and elusive about whether he'll sign the bill into law.So. What are the odds I’ll sign the Chick-fil-A bill?
— Greg Abbott (@GregAbbott_TX) May 21, 2019
I’ll let you know after dinner.
@ChickfilA #txlege pic.twitter.com/xKS3vDV4gS
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at May 22, 2019 04:01 PM (w7KSn)
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Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:04 PM (Ez6QX)
All praise to kek and the Great Golden One. May His reign be measured in epochs, not years.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 04:04 PM (dTRE0)
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Posted by: Vance at May 22, 2019 04:05 PM (+wiOG)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:05 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at May 22, 2019 04:05 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2019 04:05 PM (40mSG)
God damn Melissa Francis has some legs!!
Whew.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 04:05 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Bidens Bro at May 22, 2019 04:05 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2019 04:05 PM (QATzS)
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2019 04:05 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 04:05 PM (dTRE0)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 04:04 PM (dTRE0)"
I hate every chik I see.
From Chik-Fil-A to Chik-Fil-Z.
No you'll never make a chicken out of me.
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-McClure at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (9B/d8)
Posted by: Ernie Anastis at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (dTRE0)
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (xYwhN)
I've eaten and it still made me hungry.
...
thank you for remembering. But it's day 14, going into day 15 at around 9pm.
It's been easy-peasy the last few days. Buuuuuuuuuut... I now think I have to go at least 21 days or even more.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (UWzjE)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (NVfrr)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (PbpT7)
Never change, guys.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (QATzS)
Posted by: Their most Britannic Majesty at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (rFmwm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (gC2IV)
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Heh. Well San Antonio is basically Mexico now, so I guess it all fits nicely.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: nip at May 22, 2019 04:05 PM (DfGpI)
Yeah. That'll happen when they have carnitas tacos in Mecca. They don't even make jokes about the Alamo in San Antonio.
Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (40mSG)
It's been easy-peasy the last few days. Buuuuuuuuuut... I now think I have to go at least 21 days or even more.
Jesus, man. You are turning into an even weirder weirdo!
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: 13times at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (flrWR)
Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (UWzjE)
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"We're going to rename the city Harvey Milk-istan in the next couple of years."
-San Antonio City Council
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (9cans)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (e46OR)
The action of the San Antonio City Council *should* have gone to Federal Court and been challenged as a violation of the First Amendment, on the grounds that it is impermissible for any level of Government to discriminate in its contracting ability merely over the political opinions a contractor's employees or owners may hold. To allow otherwise would be to open the door to allowing local political units (like city councils) to ONLY do business with the political allies. They do that already, of course, but it isn't blatant. yet.
And, MikeyG, are you Listening? THIS is why America grants Corporations status as Persons Under the Law - because if you don't, the State can Mandate their absolute obedience on Every Political Issue.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (Ez6QX)
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Having a massive hole in my mouth as I heal from my wisdom tooth removal has made not eating easier for me.
I hate it when foot gets in there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (9cans)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (m45I2)"
We ask the noble Irish, who used every part of the potato, even the eyes.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (m45I2)
Maybe they're made into tater tots?
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (xYwhN)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (Dh1wo)
All those scraps go into the Tater-Tots!
And, Waffle Fries aren't made that way...
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: vrf at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (0VKRK)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Broseidon
Some prefer Long Pig au naturel.
Posted by: Miklos, entirely unjudgemental at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (PbpT7)
........
You'd kill it on Naked and Afraid.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (v0R5T)
On account how we give a shit about people travelling through airports
Posted by: airport mgmt and the TSA at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (rFmwm)
I hate it when foot gets in there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (9cans)
Yeah it's pretty awful. Jello, shakes, soup.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (xYwhN)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (m45I2)
Why do we need a law to tell others what's already guaranteed?
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (AjVAj)
Yeah it's pretty awful. Jello, shakes, soup.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (xYwhN)
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Swallowing elbow pasta whole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (VpIIl)
The San Antonio City Council said quite bluntly that they were banning them from the airport because the Owners said that Marriage should be between a Man and a Woman. No kidding.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (Kpl3J)
There's a Taco Bell across the street from the Alamo. Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (gC2IV) ___
Heh. Well San Antonio is basically Mexico now, so I guess it all fits nicely.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (FiUMj)
I don't think I've ever seen a Mexican inside of a Taco Bell that didn't work there.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (TpMXn)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: rd at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (UWzjE)
I just want to get rid of this fat I've had since I was 11. I figure this is First In Last Out, so that the first fat I added is going to be the toughest to get at. So I figure it's only through something like this I'll get that crap to burn.
But, you know, I don't think I can burn it all. I'd have to fast a long time more to get rid of all of it.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (AjVAj)
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We're gonna need a specialist...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (9cans)
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (AjVAj)"
We've never had more complaints! Why don't you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells!?
Posted by: Rebecca DeMornay at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Big City Snob Miklos at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (39g3+)
Had I read the posts before posting, I might not've posted what I posted about this.
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: 13times at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (K3B2k)
But just like America we will embrace any who wants to be a true Texan and join the crowing.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: woolly bully at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (B+t5k)
Democrat leadership is tearing the United States apart, but I will continue to set records for the American People - and Nancy, thank you so much for your prayers, I know you truly mean it!
Posted by: WisRich at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: d.b. cooper at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (gUdQ3)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (JziUy)
The holes heal faster than you think. Once they get about half the size its a lot easier.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (dTRE0)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (tH5fk)
Well intentioned but this might have loopholes. What about temple prostitutes?
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (xYwhN)
I fail to see the problem.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (t6MX/)
Zig-Zag Blade.
Cut.
Rotate.
Cut.
Rotate
...
Magic!
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (Z3QcJ)
I'm on it. I think I've finally figured out the right balance of water and salt.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (PbpT7)
Why do we need a law to tell others what's already guaranteed?
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:10 PM (IXZGh)
That's what I thought - although the San Antonio City Council didn't think it was guaranteed, and it's kinda harsh to expect Chick Fil A to spend millions of dollars and many years fighting a case to the Supreme Court, which is what it would take.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (oZ6kz)
The holes heal faster than you think. Once they get about half the size its a lot easier.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (dTRE0)
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As long as I'm not fishing out bits in Spain. We leave in three weeks. I think I'll be good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (O8WFE)
Spontaneous combustion is an effective method, but not FDA approved.
Posted by: Slim Trim Miklos at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (QzkSJ)
I've seen messicans in Taco Bell.
It's weird.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (tH5fk)
You get up in their grill for cultural appropriatin'?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (88xKn)
It's weird.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (tH5fk)
Americanized food is pretty great. Great tasting anyways. Pretty unhealthy with all the extra grease.
Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (xYwhN)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Instead they demand it of us.
I'm not convinced this is being done right.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (NVfrr)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (oZ6kz)
Try those GoLo pills and tell us how it works . It's supposed to get rid of that last stubborn belly fat.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (e46OR)
by Mitt (Muh Corporations) Romney
Posted by: James OBrien at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (21Znd)
It's been easy-peasy the last few days. Buuuuuuuuuut... I now think I have to go at least 21 days or even more.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (PbpT7)
Your organs called, they said, "dude...really?"
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (ZghNV)
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (PbpT7)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeX51oHKHiQ
I'm a giver.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (xQfPr)
Has anyone ever suggested you go to a CLIMBING GYM!?
Because. That will work, too.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: Broseidon
Ace's body runs on excellence and hobo milk.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 04:14 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2019 04:14 PM (TpMXn)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (oZ6kz)
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Ace is the Buddha?!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:14 PM (9cans)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 22, 2019 04:14 PM (xqfqx)
And the place is always PACKED! Everyday, all day long.
Tell me that they don't sell a good product? And the people that work there, black, white, all kinds of ethnics, all are unfailingly polite and nice.
There are two Wendy's near work. One of them is well run, and service is fast. The other is a mess. The one that is well run is well aware that the other one is badly managed.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 22, 2019 04:14 PM (vcOmj)
Yeah should be good by then. No couscous
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 04:14 PM (dTRE0)
Posted by: 13times at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (K3B2k)
Well, then your state should try to be more like Texas and we wouldn't have to fn CROW all the time.
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:14 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (PbpT7)
The irony being that if you don't make it 21 days, there is a very real possibility that you will never know it.
Please take care of yourself - we love you (and don't want to see you turn into Karen Carpenter).
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 22, 2019 04:14 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2019 04:14 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:12 PM (oZ6kz)
HAHAHA I love that there are other accountants on here, because that's the first thing I thought of too.
And my husband is Mexican and eats at Taco Bell. He usually prefers the hole-in-the-wall Mexican places though.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (Ez6QX)
well sorry about that but I've been doing a lot of very necessary spring cleaning so I'm trying to minimize time away from that.
Hint: shelves are involved.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:04 PM (Ez6QX)
You in prison or something?
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (RD7QR)
Yeah should be good by then. No couscous
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2019 04:14 PM (dTRE0)
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I need to figure out how to eat their fish.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (vtcmf)
We sent them a cease and desist letter.
Posted by: Achmed's Halal Foods at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (2PXwn)
Been a while.
Abbott has a nice comedic touch.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (QDnY+)
SHE'S NUBS : NoFX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSqKENZdWng
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:16 PM (Z3QcJ)
yes I want to. I've got a place picked out. But it'll have to wait a while.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 04:16 PM (Cus5s)
Since Chik- Fil-_A is not offering heterosexual marriage and only heterosexual with every tasty sandwich and shake sold the ban is just stupid. They serve everyone who comes in. You don't have to sign a consent form saying that you're straight before they'll serve you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 04:16 PM (ahS0B)
Been a while.
Abbott has a nice comedic touch.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (QDnY+)
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"Game of Thrones wasn't woke enough!"
-Social media goddess AOC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:16 PM (9cans)
Heh. The man knows his balls and strikes. And, almost more importantly, when to call them.
Now Trump needs to ask Pelosi if God is really still receptive to her and that, maybe, she'd be better off talking to the ass end of the Golden Calf.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 04:16 PM (6eEQ+)
What is the sound of one hand clapping? Turns out, it's "klarf."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:16 PM (oZ6kz)
The good thing about not installing them is you can take them outside and beat the dust off of them with a stick.
You wouldn't believe the money you can save on Swiffers!
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Taco Bell was voted the #1 Mexican restaurant in the US.
THAT is why we have the electoral college.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (VtwaX)
There's a Chik-Fil-A near work, next to the Fedex Office. So when I take stuff over at noon, I hit the carry out.
And the place is always PACKED! Everyday, all day long.
Tell me that they don't sell a good product? And the people that
work there, black, white, all kinds of ethnics, all are unfailingly
polite and nice.
There are two Wendy's near work. One of them is well run, and
service is fast. The other is a mess. The one that is well run is well
aware that the other one is badly managed.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 22, 2019 04:14 PM (vcOmj)
You can always tell the good places. We have a fried chicken place here called Yogi Bear. You can't even get into the parking lot most of the time.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:04 PM (Ez6QX)
You in prison or something?
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (7HtZB)
Practically. Eastern Washington.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Sooner at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: ...
Don't mess with my couscous
Don't you mess with my couscous
Posted by: Rockin' Sidney and many others at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (FiUMj)
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GoLo pills should never be confused with DownLo pills.
Posted by: Cory Booker, Severely Heterosexual at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 04:18 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:18 PM (NVfrr)
Cut.
Rotate.
Cut.
Rotate
...
Magic!
Posted by: garrett
********
Maybe if I was allowed to watch the process. I guess I'll just have to keep my eyes peeled.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 04:18 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (FiUMj)
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Did you pay for The Bulwark's advance copy, or something?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:18 PM (9cans)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:18 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 04:11 PM (TAmPV)
___
Same with Chinese people in a Panda Express.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 04:18 PM (FiUMj)
THAT is why we have the electoral college.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (VtwaX)
The rest of America doesn't have Rosa's, Taco Casa or even Taco Bueno, it seems. From a fast food perspective of Mexican "restaurants" anyway.
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:18 PM (IXZGh)
I can't wait to eat some KFC-style chicken tenders when I break fast. And hot wing style chicken tenders.
Oh, and chicken parm.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (PbpT7)
Some people need to see the proof.
No skin off my back.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 04:16 PM (Cus5s)
I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure I have seen Chick Fil A at airports and they are not open on Sundays
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: kallisto at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (UWzjE)
good way to respond to the "we hate Christians" decision by San Antonio
haters ... I wonder Chik-Fil-A would agree (to an exception to their
rule) to open an airport store on Sundays ... that might be an issue for
a busy airport.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 04:16 PM (Cus5s)
it seems to me only the right brings this up. The left wants a scalp and they are not using the Sunday thing as an excuse. We are adults here people, if a store is closed, deal with it and move on.
Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (n13/j)
yes I want to. I've got a place picked out. But it'll have to wait a while.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:16 PM (PbpT7)
You live in Manhattan, for Pete's sake. Just go pick a skyscraper and climb it. They're everywhere and it's free.
This reminds of when I used to live in a 32 story high rise and people would take the elevator to the roof gym to get on the stair master ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (ZghNV)
Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (XpE8U)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (BbGew)
I can't wait to eat some KFC-style chicken tenders when I break fast. And hot wing style chicken tenders.
Oh, and chicken parm.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (PbpT7)
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You're gonna talk yourself out of this fast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (9cans)
Posted by: 13times at May 22, 2019 04:08 PM (K3B2k)
Well, then your state should try to be more like Texas and we wouldn't have to fn CROW all the time.
Posted by: Sponge
I wish Americans loved America as much as Texans love Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (VtwaX)
_____________
The TX bill prevents the gov't from taking adverse action against businesses based on their religious beliefs. The San Antonio pols made the mistake of saying that they were blocking Chick-Fil-A on account of its supposed anti-LGBTQRSTUV history, and Chick's outrageous decision to donate money to clearly bigoted and hateful orgs like . . . the Salvation Army.
The SA pols will just change tactics, and next claim that they have to block Chick because they won't open on Sundays and the city must have a provider that is open Sundays. Or they'll use some other pretext. Whatever. We know they won't stop just because there is a law, or a bill of rights or a constitution.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: The Chicken Song of J. Alfred Profrock at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (oZ6kz)
We sent them a cease and desist letter.
Posted by: Achmed's Halal Foods
You may laugh, but there are all kinds Halal food and Middle Eastern food places in Greater Detroit. Shibumi and I eat at this one schwarma place in Warren that's really good, really cheap, and has a Koran in a glass case in the front of the restaurant.
COMING SOON EVERYWHERE!!!
Yeah, she's moving to get away from all the diversity.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (vcOmj)
rule) to open an airport store on Sundays ... that might be an issue for
a busy airport.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 04:16 PM (Cus5s)
and the answer is no, they would not do that.
Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (n13/j)
It depends on whether CFA is occupying a space they own or lease, and if it's that and "in public," then this would work.
The cases where private schools operate food courts and own the space, I think that is where CFA can be banned.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (PbpT7)
Oh, and chicken parm.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (PbpT7)
Since I've obviously missed it, what's your intake each day? How are you getting sustenance?
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (IXZGh)
I caught a lot of heat for climbing the face of The Met to get back a hackey sack. Lotta cops waiting for me when I got down.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (Z3QcJ)
You live in Manhattan, for Pete's sake. Just go pick a skyscraper and climb it. They're everywhere and it's free.
This reminds of when I used to live in a 32 story high rise and people would take the elevator to the roof gym to get on the stair master ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (vq6T3)
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Ace must know my brother. He lives there and there are only, what, 200 people living there?
All I know about New York is Home Alone 2, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (hjaPQ
Circle K is in big trouble.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2019 04:21 PM (QATzS)
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (PbpT7)
..........
...time for a new bathing suit!
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Muldoon
Hold my beer.
Posted by: Spuds McKenzie at May 22, 2019 04:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (VtwaX)
This.
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:21 PM (IXZGh)
I'm not really hungry anymore so it's safe now.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (PbpT7)
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God speed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:21 PM (9cans)
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (7HtZB)
Practically. Eastern Washington.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)
Thank your lucky stars. You could be under a mountain of feces and hypodermic needles.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:21 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (Ws6iM)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (Z3QcJ)
Just tell them you're the Frenchie from The Walk. You have a permit to scale any building any time you want.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (vq6T3)
Didn't build the mountains but most everything else.
https://m.facebook.com/reachclimbingphilly/
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (BbGew)
How come there's no point in a 21 day period without sex when you stop being horny?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (oZ6kz)
this is going to be my last fast before summer actually begins, so....
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:13 PM (PbpT7)
..........
...time for a new bathing suit!
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
And an industrial-strength Brazilian.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (t6MX/)
Recent gout flare-ups have forced me to alter diet and drink more water.
Rather that than the sharp constant pain in the foot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (Z3QcJ)
Just tell them you're the Frenchie from The Walk. You have a permit to scale any building any time you want.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (vq6T3)
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I still haven't seen the Zemeckis movie, but the documentary is really good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (9cans)
An early example of the vile Taliban/Khmer Rouge mindset that's now in full flower, with Confederate statue removal/school and place names, etc [and note how the idiocy is not limited to the "left"].
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (QDnY+)
Somewhat the same here. If I'm at home I can go to 11 no problem. Sometimes go to 2 - 3 because I'm not hungry. If I'm at the office I have to eat something at 7.
I know it's mental but I haven't been able to get past it.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (xQfPr)
And the place is always PACKED! Everyday, all day long.
Owning a Chick-fil-A it like having a license to print money.
They run two drive thru lines out of one window. And at their busiest, they don't fuck up. No matter how convoluted your order is.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (VtwaX)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM (VtwaX)
____
Plenty of leftist vermin in Texas that hate Texas as much as they hate America.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (Ws6iM)
GO! Yes!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (zBaqJ)
I've eaten and it still made me hungry.
...
thank you for remembering. But it's day 14, going into day 15 at around 9pm.
It's been easy-peasy the last few days. Buuuuuuuuuut... I now think I have to go at least 21 days or even more.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (PbpT7)
Dude. You don't become a guru when you hit day 22. And watch out for red spots on your forehead.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Sooner at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (Fs5vw)
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well, our new somali overlords think blackhawk down was a terrorist act by america, so we kinda miscalculated.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (JziUy)
#Jealous?
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (4e+hS)
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I've seen the traffic in Dallas.
No.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (rFmwm)
Last time I flew I spent 50 minutes in line at Dunkin' Donuts at Chicago Midway.
For a small coffee and a box of sonut holes.
The donuts are already made, it's not like they bake them to order. It's coffee and donuts at a freakin donut shop, for which I paid sixteen freakin dollars. But why in the name of all that is good and holy should it require a 50-minute wait?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (O8WFE)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (tH5fk)
Think federal judge vs state judge.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (XO+cO)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (Z3QcJ
You think you caught trouble...
Posted by: King Kong at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (QATzS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (9cans)
The movie is great, just as the documentary was. Interestingly, they differ on a few simple things ... but both are worth watching - several times, at least.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (m45I2)
They run two drive thru lines out of one window. And at their busiest, they don't fuck up. No matter how convoluted your order is.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (VtwaX)
And every teenager working in there isn't a street punk POS with no respect. They're polite, clean and VERY helpful.
Yeah, better ban THAT from American society......
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (IXZGh)
https://reachclimbing.com/
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (MIKMs)
Rather that than the sharp constant pain in the foot.
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that's the worst. Drink that cherry juice.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (Ws6iM)
Would love to do a podcast or anything where I don't have to use my real name.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily
NYC is in many ways an amazing place. People are usually much nicer than they are portrayed. You have to have a modicum of civility to live so crowded together.
But I would never, ever live there. Besides too expensive, the City is just plain insane. Riding the subways in rush hour is dehumanizing to the nth degree. But "some" people love their Mass Transit.
I've ridden the Metro (subway) in Paris, and it's the same thing. Crowded and dehumanizing. And the stations all smell of rancid piss.
But the subways do run on time in Paris.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: CN at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (U7k5w)
Linguine with clam sauce (substituting miracle noodles for linguine)
KFC tenders
Hot wing tenders with Marie's blue cheese
Paella (w/cauliflower rice)
Chicken tikka masala with low-carb naan bread and cauliflower rice
Gyros
flank steak with A-1 or a substitute
chicken cacciatore, which I always screw up but THIS TIME...
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (9cans)
The movie is great, just as the documentary was. Interestingly, they differ on a few simple things ... but both are worth watching - several times, at least.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (vq6T3)
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I love Zemeckis, and the movie's in my queue. It just takes a while...Movies have been in my queue for roughly 4 years by the time I get them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (0tfLf)
Rather that than the sharp constant pain in the foot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:22 PM (zBaqJ)
===========================
The "drink more water" thing is important.
Posted by: mrp at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (Pqytn)
Beauty is in the eye of the Fry holder.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (tH5fk)"
For a few years I did the "Tackle the Tower" race in Cleveland which is a race up 36 (?) flights of stairs, IIRC.
All things equal I'd rather do a 10K on hot asphalt.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (sjdRT)
that's the worst. Drink that cherry juice.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (JziUy)
Tart or black? I forget.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)
No.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:23 PM (9cans)
Dallas The Rest of Texas
Dallas is a liberal shithole.
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:20 PM (Z3QcJ
BTW, it was the dipshit hackey sack that you got into trouble. No one has any excuse for being seen within 100 yards of a hackey sack.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (vq6T3)
They might - but remember that the biggest reason the SA City Council did this was that they wanted all the cheers and adulation they'd get from the Woke Far Left when they said "Hey Look we're stickin' it to Chick Fil A because Gay Rights!!!! Yay Us!!!!"
and if they go through some longer technical way of doing it it's not so good, because they gotta explain what they've done without explicitly stating it, and that's just messy and no fun.
and also, remember that no one on that City Council actually gives a damn who has a restaurant out there, that doesn't matter one damn bit. It's all about Woke Virtue Signaling.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (XpE8U)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (IXZGh)
>>Linguine with clam sauce (substituting miracle noodles for linguine)
Why even start eating again?
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (IXZGh)
I hate it when foot gets in there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (9cans)
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You'll become adept with tweezers.
Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (9OkQ7)
Posted by: Old Man Miklos at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Managed to accidentally delete her final project and had to do a long essay as a replacement.
Today someone startled her and she muttered the word fuck. Yep lunch detention for the rest of the semester. Luckily that includes only today, tomorrow and Friday.
Funny thing is, she came home and told me right away, I said, yeh shit happens baby, don't do it again. Hubbymayhem got home, she told him immediately and he said, Did you at least say it forcefully and with authority? No. Well, don't do it again.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (IXZGh)
Somewhat the same here
...
actually same here. I had gotten off the IF schedule and was finding it hard to not eat past 9pm, or wait until 1pm.
My frustration with that is what spurred me to just fast.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (PbpT7)
Against insane gun laws, against religious persecutions, against overly restrictive gubmint, against illegals sanctuary, against an ever expanding Medicaid, against the tearing down of monuments, against voter fraud (and yes, there are exceptions to all these things I listed)...
and as to #muhabortions, well, you'll just have to travel north to get them.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (Z4rgH)
But I would never, ever live there. Besides too expensive, the City is just plain insane. Riding the subways in rush hour is dehumanizing to the nth degree. But "some" people love their Mass Transit.
I've ridden the Metro (subway) in Paris, and it's the same thing. Crowded and dehumanizing. And the stations all smell of rancid piss.
But the subways do run on time in Paris.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (vcOmj)
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I was kidding a bit. I've been to NYC once last year. It was just another big city to me. I wasn't enamored, but my brother, who moved there 3 years ago, is in love with the place.
I've lived in one big city in my life, Rome. I loved that place, but it had most to do with the fact that everywhere I turned I was surrounded by churches that had stood there for hundreds of years. That was intoxicating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (9cans)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (9cans)
Jump this one to the front. It's well worth it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (vq6T3)
When you get right down to it I don't consider Waffle Fries to be that a-peeling.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (m45I2)
Yukon try them with catsup.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (oZ6kz)
Virtually a lifelong resident. And if you don't have to ride the subway at rush hour, it's a blessing.
That said, as f-ed up as it is now thanks to DeBolshevik, without it the city could not exist or run as it is.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Ace's stomach at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (OOH1c)
*******
That can be rough. The guy who tiled my kitchen floor told me he got a bad case of grout.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Marie Osmond at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (v0R5T)
First time I quit smoking I needed something to do to keep me from wanting to roll a cigarette and smoke it.
I never left the house without a Yo-Yo or a Hackey Sack.
And it was some stupid fucking hippy who kicked it up there. I was just juggling and waiting for my date.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (88xKn)
their rule) to open an airport store on Sundays ... that might be an
issue for a busy airport.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 04:16 PM (Cus5s)
I could be wrong, but I am pretty sure I have seen Chick Fil A at airports and they are not open on Sundays
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 04:19 PM
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None are open on Sunday. They put one in the Mohegan Sun Casino with the understanding it would close at midnight on Saturday and not re open until 6 am Monday. And that's some of their peak times in the Casino.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (JUOKG)
So here's some shit I'm going to make post-fast:
Linguine with clam sauce (substituting miracle noodles for linguine)
KFC tenders
Hot wing tenders with Marie's blue cheese
Paella (w/cauliflower rice)
Chicken tikka masala with low-carb naan bread and cauliflower rice
Gyros
flank steak with A-1 or a substitute
chicken cacciatore, which I always screw up but THIS TIME...
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (PbpT7)
You spelled B-E-E-R wrong.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (9cans)
Going for the first time at the end of July. Very excited.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 04:28 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Broseidon
Do they look like tapeworms coming out?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:28 PM (VtwaX)
pretty sure that's not how this works.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 22, 2019 04:28 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Marie Osmond at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (v0R5T)
Honey, that's Jerrold Nadler.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Kasich Republican, who channelled the Hillary donations through the
wife's professional name.
Posted by: CN at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (U7k5w
Why are continuously complaining to us about this? We don't do the confirmations, senators do.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2019 04:28 PM (QATzS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:25 PM (9cans)
Jump this one to the front. It's well worth it.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (vq6T3)
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I'm also probably going to love Don't Look Now, which is next. Why The Walk over Don't Look Now?
See? I think about this too much. It's a problem.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:28 PM (9cans)
Damn you are really really white.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 04:28 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:28 PM (VtwaX)"
To be fair, the tapeworm diet is 100% effective. You're guaranteed to shed pounds in days!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM (oZ6kz)
look it up. they are called konjac noodles or shiratake noodles. they're made from some tuber. THey have zero carbs, but they're not really much like noodles, they just have a noodle shape. If prepared right they're pretty much tasteless, which is fine if you're using them with a strong sauce.
and I only uses strong sauces. I don't believe in spicing; I believe in overspicing.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (Z3QcJ)
If that don't make you want to fast . . . .
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM (tH5fk)
Against insane gun laws, against religious persecutions, against overly restrictive gubmint, against illegals sanctuary, against an ever expanding Medicaid, against the tearing down of monuments, against voter fraud (and yes, there are exceptions to all these things I listed)...
This time, I say we burn Atlanta ourselves.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM (AM1GF)
Yours,
bluebell the worrier mom
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:28 PM (VtwaX)"
To be fair, the tapeworm diet is 100% effective. You're guaranteed to shed pounds in days!
------------------
If you want to lose it fast try the botulism diet.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
Against insane gun laws, against religious persecutions, against overly restrictive gubmint, against illegals sanctuary, against an ever expanding Medicaid, against the tearing down of monuments, against voter fraud (and yes, there are exceptions to all these things I listed)...
This time, I say we burn Atlanta ourselves.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM (AM1GF)
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*kicks the dust sadly*
-Zombie Sherman
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (9cans)
Damn you are really really white.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 04:28 PM (e46OR)
-
Cauliflower? Colonialism!
-AOC
Posted by: WisRich at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 04:27 PM (JUOKG)
Yes. I drive back from Portsmouth VA all to often on Sunday and while i fully support their policy of not being open on Sunday, it does disappoint me LOL.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (Y+V3r)
and I only uses strong sauces. I don't believe in spicing; I believe in overspicing.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)"
Oh, so it's like Konjac jelly - I've had that in Japanese candy before. I guess that wouldn't be the worst noodle substitute in the world.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: garrett
The plate spinning chick? Hot.
Posted by: Miklos on a unicycle at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:26 PM (PbpT7)
I didn't know what Miracle Noodles were. So Shirataki. Which I like but didn't know they had no carbs. Thanks for putting me some knowledge.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (sjdRT)
Dallas the rest of Texas?
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM (tH5fk)
It's just that Pixy hates me......
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Austin at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (6eEQ+)
Having a massive hole in my mouth as I heal from my wisdom tooth removal has made not eating easier for me.
I hate it when foot gets in there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (9cans)
Get yourself a waterpik, they clear the food out of the pits wonderfully and the pit will close up much faster.
Posted by: PHenry at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (01UVu)
i've got chicken noodle soup and cream of chicken for the first day, then I'll go to the supermarket and get yogurt, etc.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
No fasting for this guy, I'd blow away in a wind storm.
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2019 04:31 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 04:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Word. I'll tell them. If you have a few particularly nice Morning Reports I can show them, link them. Otherwise I'll just do my best.
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 04:31 PM (Ws6iM)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM
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I'm in. I have two full cans of lighter fluid.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 04:31 PM (JUOKG)
When I was climbing regularly, I couldn't pass an opportuniy to climb just about anything I came across.
Lotta buildings are just attractive nuisances that way.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:31 PM (Z3QcJ)
KFC tenders
Hot wing tenders with Marie's blue cheese
Paella (w/cauliflower rice)
Chicken tikka masala with low-carb naan bread and cauliflower rice
Gyros
flank steak with A-1 or a substitute
chicken cacciatore, which I always screw up but THIS TIME...
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (PbpT7)
sans the KFC, sounds like a day at my house...
good choices
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:31 PM (vEIlU)
THAT is why we have the electoral college.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:17 PM (VtwaX)
The rest of America doesn't have Rosa's, Taco Casa or even Taco Bueno, it seems. From a fast food perspective of Mexican "restaurants" anyway.
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:18 PM
Years ago I worked for Boeing and was down at the Anaheim site. Best Mexican EVAH came at lunch from the food truck. Un-freaking-believable!!! It was awesome!
I told the team, to hell with work, the lunch made the trip worthwhile.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 04:31 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (gC2IV)
Multiple times. There's one in Keller and Sanger.
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:31 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Broseidon
Do they look like tapeworms coming out?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:28 PM (VtwaX)
The miracle is you can wash and reuse them over and over again!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 04:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:31 PM (t6MX/)
283 I don't care what anyone says but when you order Mc Nuggets when the place is busy and running on all cylinders, they really are good. If you go during off hours, it's dicey.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (NFEMn)
I think McNuggets have a half-life of 5 minutes.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 04:31 PM (NWiLs)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (PbpT7)
I remember in the days before the internet, seeing a xeroxed "recipe" going around the office the all the girls tried. It was called "TJ's Miracle Soup" which was basically hot water with some cabbage leaves steeped in it for a few minutes. Kate Moss and other Biafran's disguised as Ford Models lived on it to be "waffer-theen".
Feh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (NFEMn)
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Because when they're busy they're making everything fresh. When they're not busy, they're letting stuff sit around.
If you're getting a sandwich anywhere, always get something special about it. Add mustard. No Ketchup. Something. You can always add ketchup later. They have to make it fresh then. There's no guarantee on the quality of the meat, though you can also ask for a fresh patty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (JziUy)
You need 30 different permits to climb a skyscraper, all of which are being retrofitted to remove the glass and steel.
Posted by: Mayor deBlasio at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Off the reservation at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (vWMNq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM (Kpl3J)
___
When completed, the outer, outer Houston loop will be 170 miles long. Which is mind blowing.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (Dh1wo)
KFC tenders
Hot wing tenders with Marie's blue cheese
Paella (w/cauliflower rice)
Chicken tikka masala with low-carb naan bread and cauliflower rice
Gyros
flank steak with A-1 or a substitute
chicken cacciatore, which I always screw up but THIS TIME...
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM
That's a good list Ace.
Take it easy and enjoy!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (0tfLf)
you have to follow the special preparation instructions because they have an off-putting, fishy type smell out of the bag. but if you follow the (simple) instructions, they come out virtually tasteless.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (PbpT7)
Having a massive hole in my mouth as I heal from my wisdom tooth removal has made not eating easier for me.
I hate it when foot gets in there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (9cans)
Get yourself a waterpik, they clear the food out of the pits wonderfully and the pit will close up much faster.
Posted by: PHenry at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (01UVu)
^ This
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (Ez6QX)
Democrats are now teaming with our countries enemies to attack the president. This is pure and simple treason.
https://tinyurl.com/y5qmze8c
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:33 PM (VpIIl)
So, the best chicken substitute ever breaded some of the time. Recipe for success.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 04:33 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:33 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:33 PM (HGaOL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (Kpl3J)
I agree--but during that 5 minutes, they are better than fast-food has a right to be.....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:33 PM (NVfrr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Word. I'll tell them. If you have a few particularly nice Morning Reports I can show them, link them. Otherwise I'll just do my best.
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 04:31 PM (Ws6iM)
One from a week or two ago about Richard Burr was pretty good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 04:06 PM (mpXpK)
I had it a couple of years ago and wasn't that impressed either. It's ok but I wouldn't go out of my way for it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2019 04:34 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 04:34 PM (HaL55)
THIS
Posted by: Huma at May 22, 2019 04:34 PM (Z3QcJ)
**
Step one: Remove flavor.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:34 PM (HGaOL)
I agree--but during that 5 minutes, they are better than fast-food has a right to be.....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:33 PM (NFEMn)
Funny. I've given then multiple chances and have found them inedible each time.
Never again.
Similar to the McGriddle. One of the more disgusting things I've ever put in my mouth.
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:34 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:09 PM (9cans)
You may want to forgo chewing on feet until you heal up.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2019 04:34 PM (sjdRT)
Maybe it's true about Millenials. Millenial, menial, what's the difference. Jerking off is too much work? Massage too expensive? maybe a significant other is the cheapest solution. Doing jobs Americans won't do?
Have your people talk to my people. Let's do lunch.
Posted by: Robert Kraft at May 22, 2019 04:34 PM (Jj+59)
well I can do that too, I just have to look up the copycat recipe and get the cajun spices or whatever.
but I already bought the kfc spices so that'll be the first one.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:34 PM (PbpT7)
and now every root vegetable is being offered, you can find one that fits your taste. some say zucchini, others squash.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:35 PM (JziUy)
***
No curry?!?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:35 PM (HGaOL)
Posted by: lena dunham's FUPA at May 22, 2019 04:35 PM (Dh1wo)
Does beer count?
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:33 PM (NVfrr)"
Do you call it Spacey ketchup because you don't get consent from the tomatoes?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:35 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:35 PM (Z3QcJ)
It's such a good sandwich, man.
Posted by: Infinite Elgintensity at May 22, 2019 04:35 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:33 PM (NVfrr)
Kevin Spacey makes ketchup? Is it for little boys only?
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:35 PM (IXZGh)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6gojscw
https://tinyurl.com/y6gojscw
Dealers choice.
Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 04:35 PM (9OkQ7)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 04:36 PM (e46OR)
https://www.bluebell.com/where-to-buy/order-ice-cream/
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 22, 2019 04:36 PM (xQfPr)
Feh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM
Sounds like a newfangled version of the Cabbage Soup Diet of the 70s. Cabbage, tomatoes, peppers, all low carb veggies, cooked together in water. You could eat as much as you wanted but nothing else. A week of that, if you could stand it, and yeah you'd lose weight.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 22, 2019 04:36 PM (COzlW)
yeah but... they actually are moderately carby. I don't want to have to ration.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:36 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:36 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 04:32 PM (Dh1wo)
cruciferous veggies supposedly good for countering cancer
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:36 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:33 PM (HGaOL)
I love having breakfast for dinner. Especially since I don't eat breakfast anymore.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:36 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:37 PM (IXZGh)
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no zoning laws. You can have a mcmansion next to a tower next to a strip mall next to school next to a strip club. and since it's in the middle of shit land, it does go on for dozens of miles in every direction.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:37 PM (JziUy)
We commies prefer to think of that as Utopia.
Posted by: San Fran Nan at May 22, 2019 04:37 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: duke harlan sanders at May 22, 2019 04:37 PM (Dh1wo)
Mass transit can be fine. Fukuoka, Osaka, Singapore. Kinda depends on the overall situation in the country/culture.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 04:37 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:37 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: Sooner at May 22, 2019 04:37 PM (Fs5vw)
I mean sure girls say that, but they're lying.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:37 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:37 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 04:36 PM (e46OR)
Mostly true.
It's just that McNuggets are more easily available.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:37 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Oh yeah. Chicken fried steak the size of a dinner plate.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (VtwaX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (4e+hS)
and I only uses strong sauces. I don't believe in spicing; I believe in overspicing.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:29 PM (PbpT7)"
Oh, so it's like Konjac jelly - I've had that in Japanese candy before. I guess that wouldn't be the worst noodle substitute in the world.
Wikipedia: "Supplements containing glucomannans pose a risk for choking and bowel obstruction if they are not taken with sufficient water. Other adverse effects include diarrhea, belching, and bloating; in one study people taking glucomannans had higher triglyceride levels."
sounds like fun.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (sGtp+)
a po boy could easily be made with crushed pork rinds, I'm thinking.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (PbpT7)
The parking lot is full and the drive through curls out and down the access lane on the street.
Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (9OkQ7)
Anybody familiar with them? They have something called a "Butterburger" which snapped my tummy to attention immediately.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (HaL55)
https://www.bluebell.com/where-to-buy/order-ice-cream/
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 22, 2019 04:36 PM (xQfPr)
OH MY GOD. You're my new best friend!!
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (+y/Ru)
----------------------------------------------
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33yLNTffFxo
I'm a giver, part 2.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (gC2IV)"
Your bad son likes Temple of the Dog? At least his music taste is quality.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: DJ3Way at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (Z3QcJ)
Mass transit can be fine. Fukuoka, Osaka, Singapore. Kinda depends on the overall situation in the country/culture.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 04:37 PM (QDnY+)
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Ostia Antica is like a smaller Pompeii with fewer people.
And Ostia's beach is pretty much right there.
The church I went to had been standing there for hundreds of years.
There were days when I had to walk from one part of the city to the other and I walked by the Circo Massimo, Stanta Maria Magiorre, and the Colosseum.
I loved that place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (NVfrr)
Wikipedia: "Supplements containing glucomannans pose a risk for choking and bowel obstruction if they are not taken with sufficient water. Other adverse effects include diarrhea, belching, and bloating; in one study people taking glucomannans had higher triglyceride levels."
i have no idea what you're talking about.
None of that stuff ever happens.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 04:40 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:40 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 04:40 PM (+hmud)
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Damn nice of her!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Was that comment focus group-tested?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 22, 2019 04:40 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: David French at May 22, 2019 04:40 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 04:37 PM (QDnY+)
They employ pushers in those countries and I'm not talking about drugs.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 04:40 PM (e46OR)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:40 PM (oZ6kz)
Culvers is good. Don't get the chicken.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (Z3QcJ)
The Deluxe for the win.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2019 04:40 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Total Control Racist
Never announce online that you're going on vacation! Some people online are nuts!! (looks around)
I rest my case.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 22, 2019 04:41 PM (rFmwm)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 22, 2019 04:41 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (NVfrr)
California tried to restrict them heavily because some woman with asthma complained about the air when they were grinding the spices.
Oh yeah? We're out.
Posted by: Sponge at May 22, 2019 04:41 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 22, 2019 04:41 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Uncle Jefe at May 22, 2019 04:41 PM (p8GFp)
The parking lot is full and the drive through curls out and down the access lane on the street.
Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (9OkQ7)
In n Outs here in Cali are the same, everywhere.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 22, 2019 04:42 PM (FTPVM)
No gracias.
you guys are just kind of making stuff up.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:42 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: CN at May 22, 2019 04:42 PM (U7k5w)
Steak-N-Shake, but with more butter in everything. Their burgers are
pretty solid, as are their shakes. But very much NOT diet food.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:40 PM'
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The few times I went to Culver's back in Kentucky everything was very greasy. Went a couple of times and finally gave up on it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 04:42 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:42 PM (NVfrr)
Posted by: Lump at May 22, 2019 04:43 PM (1zfeX)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:43 PM (Z3QcJ)
IOW, Houston is huge.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 04:43 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (gC2IV)
Tell him about ace. Intimate that you're prepared to wait 21 days at least.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 22, 2019 04:44 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (PbpT7)"
I actually had the one they make with shrimp and bathed in tartar sauce. I usually don't eat that stuff, but it was late and terribly delicious.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:44 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 04:40 PM (QDnY+)
fajitas! we had that last week with onions, garlic and 4 diff colored bell peppers
great dish
flank or skirt
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:44 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 04:44 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: CN at May 22, 2019 04:44 PM (U7k5w)
I think I found it, J. J!
Okay. You don't want to use your real name: would you ever consider using it? What do you want me to say if they ask why?
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 04:44 PM (Ws6iM)
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 04:44 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:44 PM (vEIlU)
I think I found it, J. J!
Okay. You don't want to use your real name: would you ever consider using it? What do you want me to say if they ask why?
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 04:44 PM (Ws6iM)
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He's wanted for murder. He once shot a man just to watch him die.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:45 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Gout at May 22, 2019 04:45 PM (ZghNV)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:04 PM (Ez6QX)
You in prison or something?
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 04:15 PM (7HtZB)
Much worse. She and her husband were Yakima MoMe attendees.
And fine, fine people.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 04:45 PM (sy5kK)
***
Also classic Midwest ice cream. Yes there are differences
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:45 PM (HGaOL)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:45 PM (oZ6kz)
She's getting the needles cleaned especially for the new voodoo doll.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2019 04:45 PM (QATzS)
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (PbpT7)"
I actually had the one they make with shrimp and bathed in tartar sauce. I usually don't eat that stuff, but it was late and terribly delicious.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:44 PM (VpIIl)
shrimp po' boy my fav
oh my
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:45 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 22, 2019 04:45 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (NVfrr)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (VpIIl)
........
Gee, hope she doesn't get struck by lightning.
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
I go to Babe's in Garland sometimes. I go to Bubba's (the original) by SMU all the time. Had chicken fried steak with double mashed and gravy last night. always great.
Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (nFwvY)
It's a toss up between Allulose and Tagatose. They both taste about 95% the same as sugar. You just have to pick between diarrhea (allulose) or nausea (tagatose). Although, I seem to be developing a tolerance to them.
Unfortunately, they are both about $17 a pound.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (1ISKN)
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Damn nice of her!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Her god does not guide Trump.
Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (9OkQ7)
***
Got a dog/house sitter.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (HGaOL)
Cauliflower? Colonialism!
-AOC
Posted by: WisRich at May 22, 2019 04:30 PM (G0vdT)
Sandy, embrace the equalizing power of cheese sauce.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:45 PM (oZ6kz)
Ain't no doubt. I think that would actually improve an application to Rebel!
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (Ws6iM)
why are you guys looking at me like that?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (VtwaX)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:38 PM (gC2IV)
Cook bacon. And chocolate chip cookies.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (NWiLs)
WA man shoots balls off.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y248mcpx
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (t6MX/)
Best burger so far is from Texas Road House. Takes me two days to eat one. Damn those things are good, as are the fried pickles which are thankfully sliced in the proper direction.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 04:47 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lump at May 22, 2019 04:43 PM (1zfeX)
Actually, it's the Left, and has very little to do with "queers," who are simply a convenient excuse to attack a family-values oriented company.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2019 04:47 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (NWiLs)
Fresh bread. Cinnamon rolls. Apple pie. BBQ ribs.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:47 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Lump at May 22, 2019 04:43 PM (1zfeX)
Actually, it's the Left, and has very little to do with "queers," who are simply a convenient excuse to attack a family-values oriented company.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2019 04:47 PM (wYseH)
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It's not like the left is trying to undermine the family in order to usher in a utopian dream...
*checks The Nation*
Oh...never mind.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 04:48 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2019 04:48 PM (+hmud)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:48 PM (VpIIl)
***
You know. You reach a certain age and you're just "eh, wear the plaid "
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:48 PM (HGaOL)
And fine, fine people.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2019 04:45 PM (sy5kK)
Aw, thanks LCD. And back atcha.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:48 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:04 PM (Ez6QX)
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So do I.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2019 04:48 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (NWiLs)
Fresh bread. Cinnamon rolls. Apple pie. BBQ ribs.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:47 PM (t6MX/)
ice cream
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:49 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 04:49 PM (1ISKN)
They say gluten makes your d*ck fall off, but that's poppycock. Poppycock is loaded with this weird trans-, tertiary protein with diminished covalent bonding.
True story.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2019 04:49 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:49 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
No fooling. They couldn't give it away.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:49 PM (VtwaX)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:49 PM (NVfrr)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (NWiLs)
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I got bacon and more cookie dough at the store. Reckon I should cook up some bacon for BLT tomorrow.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:50 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: andycanuck
That was Chimi Churri Bang Bang.
Dick van Dyke has you confused.
Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure about this at May 22, 2019 04:50 PM (QzkSJ)
The nice Montecristo #5 coronas were cheap at the little "tabacchis". Even cheaper in the big boxes at the UN commissary. Wonder if the clothing store right in front of the Trevi fountain is still there. Had their own make of thin ties that were great [still have them].
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 04:50 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: trev006 at May 22, 2019 04:44 PM (Ws6iM)
Witness protection program.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:50 PM (t6MX/)
Never announce online that you're going on vacation! Some people online are nuts!! (looks around)
No shit. Had a guitar playing friend announce on FacePlant that he was going on vacay. Somebody robbed his house while he was gone and stole a beautiful black Les Paul Custom guitar that his dad had given him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 04:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:48 PM (HGaOL)
Metamucil is your friend.
Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 04:50 PM (9OkQ7)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 04:50 PM (Dh1wo)
WA man shoots balls off.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y248mcpx
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (t6MX/)
A 13 time convicted felon and he's only 27?! Glad he took himself out of the gene pool.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:51 PM (Ez6QX)
I didn't realize that we had a child together.
Good luck. My surly teen is eating more than normal, but since he's walking about seven miles a day, I guess it's o.k.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 22, 2019 04:51 PM (ahS0B)
Unfortunately, they are both about $17 a pound.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (1ISKN)
Sorbitol is the worst. It'll make you flow forth a mighty brown river.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 22, 2019 04:51 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Chick-Fil-a at May 22, 2019 04:51 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:51 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:51 PM (HGaOL)
Was it a 50s Custom?
Because, if he has the serial # it won't be too hard to find once it surfaces.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:51 PM (Ez6QX)
Did you catch the MJ slipping out of his anus?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Shep! at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: x at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (nFwvY)
Galveston was nice...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (VtwaX)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (HGaOL)
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2019 04:53 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 04:53 PM (vEIlU)
I had to pay to get my skirt steaks removed. True story.
Posted by: Sydney Leathers at May 22, 2019 04:53 PM (Z3QcJ)
That may explain I couldn't find any.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 04:53 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:53 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: William Tell at May 22, 2019 04:53 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (t6MX/)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 04:53 PM (Ez6QX)
When I was younger and lived in Texas, skirt and flank steak was about a nickel a pound. Then the fajita caught on.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (gC2IV)
I prefer outside skirt to the classic cuts at this point. It is no cheaper but you get great flavor. You have to know how to cook it and cut it but it is not that complicated.
The inside skirt and some bad cuts make skirt seem too finicky and much of a chore. But if you can get some good cuts, it is great just for a regular steak night.
Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2019 04:53 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 04:53 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Always Late at May 22, 2019 04:46 PM (9OkQ7)
Mostly 'cause her God is the Devil wearing a halo made of pipe cleaners and a robe of toilet paper. She just can't tell one from the other.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 22, 2019 04:54 PM (J+mig)
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lmao
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2019 04:54 PM (RU4sa)
Do you work for UPS because I can't help but notice you checking out my package?!
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (NVfrr)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (VpIIl)
Best kind of staycation.
I love my Super 90. If I keep just 1 shotgun, it would be that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Iirc, it was Bush 41 that used to have it delivered to the WH.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (VtwaX)
Because, if he has the serial # it won't be too hard to find once it surfaces.
Not sure. It was a collectible, I think. It sounded absolutely fantastic, as most vintage LP's do. Gold hardware, IIRC.
I think he cried. I would have too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 04:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 22, 2019 04:05 PM (JziUy)
Chick-fil-A only uses American chickens: https://tinyurl.com/y63rjho9
Posted by: Liberty at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (AjQQK)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (e46OR)
Sounds like this guy really missed prison.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:56 PM (Z3QcJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 04:52 PM (VtwaX)
..........
I must have missed it. That's why I'm still single, right?
Posted by: wth at May 22, 2019 04:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2019 04:57 PM (Z3QcJ)
***
Lengua. Only ever seen em in Janesville tho
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 22, 2019 04:51 PM (HGaOL)
Taco trucks up in Seattle have them.
Haven't tried any tongue since I got married though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (xJa6I)
Pelosi Says She Will "Pray" For Trump After Presser Blasting Dems
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Damn nice of her!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 04:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Well bless her heart.
Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 22, 2019 04:07 PM (NVfrr)
Probably due in large part to the impending $15 per hour minimum wage coming to Commiefornia.
Posted by: Lump at May 22, 2019 04:58 PM (1zfeX)
Wonder how grungy the Metros are in St Petersburg and Moscow are now - they were among the few clean public spaces back in the Glorious Days of Soviet Power. Would guess Paris, NY, or worse. It's a dirty lie that, back in the mists of time, I had to answer an urgent call of nature at the Lenin Hills station in Moscow, dashed around to the down-hill side/slope just outside the station, and had to step carefully - as the New Soviet Man had been using the area for more serious business, regularly, it appeared.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (QDnY+)
Any morons been to Babe's Chicken Dinner House?
Never heard it called anything but Babe's. And the waitresses have to "dance" to The Hokey Pokey whenever they play the music.
Went there once. Too noisy.
Posted by: Glenn John at May 22, 2019 05:00 PM (LilNs)
You would think a doctor would be more careful with his stash.
Posted by: Gout at May 22, 2019 05:01 PM (ZghNV)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 04:49 PM
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The absolute best kielbasa you are ever going to get in this Country comes out of Parma, OH a suburb of Cleveland.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 22, 2019 05:07 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: JEM at May 22, 2019 05:13 PM (8erNz)
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