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The Morning Rant
"Well, just when you think the GOP has finally gotten everything under control, they go and step on their own d*cks. Again. Here is their latest f*ck-up: Mitch McConnell has just introduced a bill which would increase the minimum age to buy cigarettes and other tobacco products from 18 to 21 years. When I first heard about this, I smacked myself in the forehead so hard, the slope disappeared. I mean, is federal intervention is such matters really necessary? That's quite a silly display of nanny-statism. Apparently, the several states aren't competent enough to handle these things for themselves but require the all-knowing, all-seeing, all-benevolent FedGov to make these decisions for them. Sounding like quite the alarminst, Cocaine Mitch said, quote, the health of our children is literally at stake, unquote. The panic implied in this statement rivals AOC's claim that "the world is going to end in 12 years" if we don't immediately mandate buttplugs for cows and outlaw economic prosperity. Never mind the fact that 18-year-olds are scarcely children. Never mind the fact that these same 18-year-olds are eligible for military service, so even though they can be shipped off to foreign soil and die in combat, they can't buy their own cigarettes. Soon, liquor stores all across America will be festooned with crowds of 18-21 year old "children" asking adults to buy cigarettes for them. But bigger than any of that, though, does anybody really want this? Does anyone recall hearing any calls for legislation about this from normal Americans? I thought the purpose of the federal government was to maintain post roads and collect tariffs from surly foreigners, not to post inspectors in every lavoratory to make sure you wiped your butt good enough. C'mon, Mitch, it's time to focus on what's really important: confirming more of Presidents Trump judicial picks so that perhaps there will be a chance that this country can be restored to some semblance of sanity, and also doing whatever it takes to insure that our borders are not overrun by surly foreigners who don't want to pay tariffs. Let the states make their own laws about tobacco usage, and the federal government can just butt the hell out. After all, the 10th Amendment shouldn't be that hard to understand."
Speaking of Alarmism:
Looks About Right:
"Damned White People and Their... ( *shuffles deck, picks random card* ) ...Milk"
Wow Joey boy, what's wrong with you? pic.twitter.com/wkXnu8odg3
— Joel Fischer (@JFNYC1) May 19, 2019
Left-Speak, Translated:
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Monday's celebs: Turkish actress Gülşen Bubikoğlu and world class bridge player Omar Sharif.
AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com (All one word, no spaces) If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to her.
Answered prayer and continued Prayer requests: -Elisabeth W -Got financial assistance for new medicine. Got mortgage to help pay for manufactured home. Need prayer support to get everything done. -Fenelon’s son seems to be doing a little better, thanks be to God and thx for prayers. Prayers are much appreciated for continued progress so he can go back to college in July. -Agitator has been able to sit comfortably after his surgery but still has pain when walking. Continued prayer is much appreciatedWednesdays are days in which mothers in the horde and anyone else says special prayers for children of horde members. Please include the grandchildren as well. Please note; Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless I receive an update. This in NOT because we don’t care; It’s simply because of lack of space. Updates as well as thanks for answered prayer and new prayer requests are always welcomed. Please feel free to copy requests which you see on the board and send them to me. I am unable to be on the board all the time, even though it seems like I am, and so if people don’t tell me about prayer requests I may have no way of knowing. Thx and God bless! FenelonDirection18 at gmail dot com Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis: http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm
Job Needs: Fenelon’s congregant “D” is waiting to hear about a job interview he had two weeks so prayers for that would also be appreciated Anonymous Poster needs prayer so that he not lose another job. Also needs peace of mind too as where he works is very noisy. Insomniac was again sending out resumes. Please pray for a positive outcome for his job search. Emperor County Boy asked for prayers for wisdom and guidance and direction in his job search and in other areas.
Updates: 4/14-OldDoginMO’s wife is back in the hospital with infection. Please continue to pray for her for healing and for strength for she and OldDog and their family too. 4/14-OldRadarTech had extensive surgery including a “mushroom” to replace end of lower arm and also got thirteen screws and a plate to keep things in place. He appreciates the prayers and aks for prayers for healing for as much use of his arm and hand as possible. 4/22-ibguy reports that his friend’s wife, Debbie K, passed away on April 22nd of 4th stage lung cancer. Prayers for comfort and support for family and friends at this very difficult time 5/1-Cheribebe says cancer is spreading. She needs new cancer chemo regimen which is very expensive and asks for prayers to God for healing as well as help regarding finances. 5/13 Hrothgar’s friend, a hospice counselor exposed to muriatic acid fumes which damaged lungs and throat. Getting trouble in seeing a competent physician and still having effects from previous car accident-not her fault. Prayers for access to health care and speedy recover 5/13 Fox2!- friend MaryBeth just diagnosed with aggressive form of bladder cancer-not best candidate for best option of Immunotherapy treatment. 5/14 redc1c4- His dad is going to City of Hope in Duarte, one of the best cancer treatment places in LA area for cancer treatment. Prostrate cancer advanced to level 3. Mom can visit via public transportation and freeway is convenient for local family. Prayers for skill and wisdom for doctors, healing and strength for family. 5/14-Grumpy’s friend Rhett fell off roof, broke 3 ribs and wrist and has lacerated liver. Now in rehab. Needs prayers for healing. 5/14-James Madison is having four wisdom teeth removed today. Prayers for successful surgery and healing and help with any pain from surgery. 5/14-Kraken’s friend died, and Kraken’s dog of 12 years died as well. Prayers for all concerned. 5/14-Tami’s daughter had cancer surgery, Prayers for complete healing. 5/14 Anonymous poster sked for prayers for Johnny-who had brain stem stroke. 5/14-Prayer for a miracle of healing for Gina, a woman in her 20’s who has a digestive problems and doctors say it’s “only a matter of time she has an attack and dies” Prayers for Carol her mother, too. 5/17 Poster browndog has cancer. Please pray for healing 5/21-Poster Circa’ s brother is batting cancer. Prayers for complete healing are greatly appreciated 5/21-VN Red Leg Recently had prostrate removed. Surgery was successful but cancer has gotten into lymph nodes. Waiting until July 1st for next PSA test to see if he needs radiation and hormone therapy, Will be meeting with doctor and nurse on 30th to discuss next step. Praying for mercy and healing.
Continuing and new requests: -Prayers for RickL tumor has grown Prayers for complete healing -Prayers for Slapweasel, Parents have moved in with him. Mom had stroke in June. Dad has dementia and doesn’t know where he is sometimes, Slap is caring for them so he needs prayer as well He also needs a donor for a liver transplant. -BuckIV need prayer for his sister also has breast cancer which has metastasized to bones. Also, Buck himself asked for prayers that bladder cancer not progress to worse type. -Renningantx asked for prayers for his uncle Jimmy who had been cancer free for 12 years but aggressive cancer has Prayers for complete healing. -LadyL asked for prayers for healing for a dear friend, Jean, who has had a recurrence of Mantle Cell Lymphoma, which is an aggressive cancer and hard to treat -Prayers of complete healing needed for Nora Elizabeth, great niece of Mrs. Leggy. Nora Elizabeth is a baby has brain tumors and will need a year of chemo at the least. -USNtakim is having a lot of mobility issues and his wife is in pain every day. Please pray that some treatment become available to help lessen this pain and these conditions.
Prayers of healing for Blaster’s 17 year old son and 13 year old daughter who are having depression and anxiety issues 3/23-Soc_rat_eeze still recovering after colostomy. Asked for prayers for clearance of pulmonary embolism, early and successful reversal of colostomy, general recovery of strength and fitness. Waiting for treatment for lung embolism so he can hopefully go for reversal of colostomy surgery in 3 to 6 months. Prayers for complete healing and strength for Mrs. Eeze who has been carrying the load while he’s been sick Soc_rat_eeze is grateful for all the prayers which he felt were uplifting him. 4/2-Lurker Terri asked for prayer for her cousin’s adult son, DE, who has a condition called crypto for the last 6 months and has not responded to treatment. Can’t eat regular food and has been in the hospital. Prayers for healing for DE and peace for understandably distraught mom. 4/3-Prayers asked for Jane D’oh’s dear friend, SU. SU is dying after fighting years of various forms of cancer. Requested in-home hospice care and quit medications. Wants to die peacefully and as painlessly as possible. Prayers for peaceful passing and comfort for family, friends, church, and community. 4/8-Poster “Rarity” asked for prayers for her friend’s young adult daughter who was recently diagnosed with cancer. Surgery to remove it was unsuccessful and now additional tumor was found in lung, Prayers for healing and that family and friends be able to fight this. 4/10-Kitsabass’ stepdaughter had emergency appendectomy. Within a week Mrs. Kitsabass had to go to the emergency room for kidney stones. Needed surgery for parathyroid issues and has used up annual and sick leave. Prayers for healing and rough places made smooth. 4/17 -Anon y mouse’s wife, Mrs. Mouse, had high blood pressure related to cyst on kidney and pressure on kidney and adrenal gland. Prayers for healing 4/18-Prayers for TonyPete’s friend, Kate, who lost her husband at a young age (27) to cancer and just recently lost her two little girls in a tragic accident. 4/22-Average Guy’s 19 year old son admitted himself to psychiatric care after a suicide attempt. He has been dealing with depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts for several years. Prayers for healing. 4/24- Juliette aka “Baldilocks” struggling to pay utilities. Asks for prayers for financial resources to do that. 4/30-Farmer had a bad fall and break in ankle and is in hospital. Long recovery so prayers for healing are much appreciated 4/30-Phoenixgirl’daughter is finishing up finals and an internship. Boyfriend “broke her heart”. Prayers for both of them.
members. 5/1-Hikaru’s friend had diving accident. Breathing tubes are out but still on oxygen in hospital. Prayers for healing 5/1 -turambur has been out of work since mid December after having colon cancer last December. Needs job, but situation is tough for someone over 55 5/1-Cicero having prostate biopsy today. Prayers needed and appreciated, Don’t have an update. 5/4-Infidel’s niece, Sadie, in ICU on ventilator. 5/7-Pug Mahon’s asked for prayers for his sister who has had a recurrence of Lyme disease and whose kidneys are failing. 5/7-Friend of Count De Monet, Evette B., gynecological cancer just diagnosed. Blood cot from tumor got into lungs. 2 weeks in ICU and had numerous blood clots and pneumonia. In long term care while doctors prepare her for chemo radiation and surgery. She is fragile and doesn’t want to fight it. Prayers for healing and strength. 5/7-Flounder’s mother-in-law needs prayers for healing. Glioblastoma has continued growing since February. Growth was always cancerous and expected to be. 2nd occurrence. Family is shaken by the unexpected news. Mother-in-law will be having follow-up radiation. Flounder family had moved in to stay with mother-in-law. Continued prayers and well wishes appreciated. 5/8-Emperor Country Boy needs guidance, direction, energy, strength, patience, and motivation for work situation.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 11:18 AM (9cans)
Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the MiMoMe) at May 22, 2019 11:18 AM (ceIDk)
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Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (rw1l7)
Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)
Half credit.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (b7IdW)
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Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (VtwaX)
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Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)
There you go.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (DGS6j)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (NWiLs)
White Milk is racist???
Damn straight.
Perhaps we need to invite the author to one of our breakfast gatherings. We can go to the Waffen House or International House of Klancakes. Off course the only drink we're going to serve is WHITE MILK !!!! Chocolate milk dilutes the white purity.... and besides white milk is the only breakfast drink that conforms to our code of "NO JOOSE"!!!
*makes jerk off motion
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (jYEmF)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (VtwaX)
Also John Wick 3
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (lPsvG)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (m45I2)
When she was younger.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (jYEmF)
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RBG, three days ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (9cans)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (UyrTF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (NWiLs)
I think almost all States have already raised it to 21. This is totally unnecessary and really a State issue anyway.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:21 AM (rw1l7)
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Lily, it snowed enough to cancel school? Where on earth do you live, if you don't mind saying?
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: trapper's girl at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (DGS6j)
And 18 year olds aren't children. If they are, they shouldn't be draftable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (xJa6I)
Nor given student loans!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr. Wu at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (Ez6QX)
Insomniac, did you get an email that we talked about?
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (cF8AT)
But Halle Berry, when she was young and Prime, was very...elusive, apparently. Lots of guys trying to casting couch her to little (I won't say no) effect.
As she got older, she got WAY sluttier. Word is she boffed her way into the John Wick 3 role.
So...I'm a fan. Plus she's seriously cute.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (3Bzg7)
Posted by: lowandslow
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It's the subtle distinction between Poboy, Hero, and Cuban that confuses people.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (xJa6I)
Good work. You correctly identified both, and also the theme that connects them.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (b7IdW)
And how can you doubt the governments power, abiilty and moral rectitude in saving us from this scourge? The ban on candy cigarettes alone has saved over .001 lives every year!
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: woolly bully at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (B+t5k)
The jackass. Little kids want to look cool, too.
Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (NgKpN)
Willie AND the Po'Boys!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (ptqGC)
And 18 year olds aren't children. If they are, they shouldn't be draftable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (xJa6I)
Nor given student loans!
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Or covered under there parent's insurance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (lPsvG)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)
At the vet with Ulla. Not good at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (Tbj6I)
Posted by: woolly bully at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (B+t5k)
I think almost all States have already raised it to 21. This is totally unnecessary and really a State issue anyway.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (mpXpK)
Yeah, it's literal virtue signaling. Total waste of time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (AjVAj)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (VtwaX)
Also John Wick 3
Posted by: OregonMuse
Game of Thrones - Brother Ray
John Wick I, II, & III - Winston
Pirates of the Caribbean, On Stranger Tides - Blackbeard
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (VtwaX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (CDGwz)
*their parents'* assuming an intact family
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 11:25 AM (aXucN)
I live in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Where Mt. Rushmore is. It is also closed. I don't remember that ever happening. Except when Barack did it out of spite.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (rw1l7)
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (wW03z)
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Unregistered knives.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (9cans)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (e1mEI)
At the vet with Ulla. Not good at all.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (Tbj6I)
Uff da, prayers up for what good mine will do.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (4thlk)
Plus, he runs a really cool hotel.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (lwiT4)
Close enough. You win today's door prize, a gallon of gin.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (lPsvG)
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)
Interesting.
Posted by: Don Q at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (fuK7c)
He's good in everything. I've gone back to watch him in fucking Lovejoy, on A&E, just because of his work in Deadwood.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (xJa6I)
Feature, not bug.
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Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: mercenary13 at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (buL5s)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:27 AM (CDGwz)
*their parents'* assuming an intact family
Posted by: Insomniac
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Spoken like a lawyer. Apostrophe placement changes everything.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (CDGwz)
And 18 year olds aren't children. If they are, they shouldn't be draftable.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:23 AM (xJa6I)
Nor given student loans!
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Or covered under there parent's insurance.
Nor vote.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (lPsvG)
******
Entirely different. A good muffuletta is thick piled meat (usually ham) with typically a green olive relish on a circular soft bun. Po'boy is usually fried seafood (oysters or shrimp or both) on a really crusty french type roll. The crustier the better.
Other's mileage may vary.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: OregonMuse
Game of Thrones - Brother Ray
John Wick I, II, III - Winston
Pirates of the Caribbean, On Stranger Tides - Blackbeard
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (VtwaX)
I guess he can't complain about lacking work.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (b7IdW)
AT LAST !!
Posted by: grammie winger at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (ptqGC)
Oh yeah. Going to be hot AF here in FL too.
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (xJa6I)
Good work. You correctly identified both, and also the theme that connects them.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:26 AM (b7IdW)
Thank you, sir.
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Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (7HtZB)
What will soon happen is that the cigarette aspect of the bill will be stripped leaving only the ban on selling vape supplies to people under 21.
Then, various paid-for party hacks will stand in front of cameras and claim to have 'struck a blow against big tobacco'.
They may even use that exact phrase, the pharisees.
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Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (b7IdW)
AT LAST !!
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So, what are you going to drink this afternoon once that runs out?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (rw1l7)
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Beautiful area. I've been there twice. It's not that I don't believe it couldn't snow there this time of year, I just don't believe it could snow enough to cancel school - and close Mt. Rushmore - in a place that's surely used to clearing snow! Wow!
Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (aXucN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (IFKOp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Ugh. Thoughts are with you.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (CDGwz)
This to me is an example of how the authoritarian left, once it decrees something BAD will not let up in it's fanatical pursuit of making sure nobody, anywhere, nohow, circumvents their authority.
Personally I think vaping is a wonderful solution and wish it had been around when I was a smoker to keep me from inhaling all that carcinogenic stuff that was in cigarettes.
And yeah, while nicotine may be addictive, so is caffeine. Are we all supposed to become Mormons? For crying out loud.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (jYEmF)
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (AjVAj)
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Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (JFO2v)
I'd have watched a spin off Bond-ish movie with her.
They left money on the table there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (xJa6I)
Wow, we were there just about this time last year and it was around 80
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (xJa6I)
Wait, there's a show on A-and-E called "Fucking Lovejoy"? Wow, things have gotten way worse than I thought.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)
I have an emergency stash behind the church organ.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (rw1l7)
Oh, you must know Rocky Raccoon!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Democrat EM PEACH Caucus at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (40mSG)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: josephistan
Make sure to pack your long johns. It's cold in London's Kolyma gold mines.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 22, 2019 11:30 AM (lPsvG)
It got so hot the rocks melted?
Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (byrTS)
Poor Charlie must not have a mirror. Going from popular respected conservative talk show host in Wisconsin to Nevertrump TDS cautionary tale writing for The Bullcuck. Sad!
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (UR9yg)
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Pelosi's Surgeon: There's nothing more we can do to cover up the crepiness.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (vg8iE)
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Better safe than sorry. Pack sled dogs.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (WI9RL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 22, 2019 11:29 AM (JFO2v)
That's called ED
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (vg8iE)
Likewise, McC's assholery is way-y-y-y-y-y-y-yyy down the list of things anyone gives two shits about. At least the democrats were behaving to type when implementing their nanny-statism. Ugh.
Posted by: red speck at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (6Krd7)
*******
Attorney General Barr puts former intel bosses on notice | TheHill
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (BqBId)
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And what might that be?I still think the old bat is gonna impeach while he is in Europe
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (O2RFr)
Insomniac, did you get an email that we talked about?
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (cF8AT)
Yes I did, thanks!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:34 AM (NWiLs)
When she was younger.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 22, 2019 11:24 AM (jYEmF)
****
She was never that young.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 11:35 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 11:35 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 11:35 AM (HaL55)
PBS stations used to air Lovejoy back in the 80's, that's when McShane kinda took off here in the U.S. Turns out women love good looking men with an accent, whoda thunk.
Posted by: lowandslow at May 22, 2019 11:35 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:36 AM (rw1l7)
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (mpXpK)
I bet they do, but I imagine it might difficult to get it to Mount Rushmore.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 22, 2019 11:36 AM (byrTS)
Posted by: 40 miles north at May 22, 2019 11:36 AM (o2vOl)
Looks like Trump is going to talk shortly.
Interestingly Pelosi and Schumer went running from the WH like rats.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:36 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (m45I2)
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True story - as people with dementia become more addled, they also become more sexual.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (vg8iE)
14h
BREAKING: Mueller knew early on from Kushner & Hicks emails Trump campaign + transition had no back channel to Kremlin--Kushner couldn't recall Russian ambassador's name and Hicks hung up on Russian Embassy. In fact, Putin's people struggled to get in touch w incoming Trump admin
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (0tfLf)
Old and Busted -- OM
The New Hotness -- Mitch
Oh, for the glorious days of old, like when the national speed limit was 55 fucking miles per hour, and the Feds required pouring crap into used car engines to make them useless.
And the federales didn't spy on sitting Presidents or the Senate computer system.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (Z4rgH)
Fox reporting that live Trump thing is "Mueller related"
they seem very confused
Trump's up to something.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (vEIlU)
"Hey -- Teacher ... leave those kids alone". Or at least quit abusing them, and start actually teaching fundamentals, and add in American Civics -- what is it good for? ... Absolutely Everything. Need some educational updates on free speech (which is the opposite of shutting down speech by patriots).
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (Cus5s)
Smokin'. Changin' the oil. Cussin'. Fightin'. Fuckin'. Drinkin'. BBQ 101.
And some electives.
Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (Bdeb0)
Adam Baldwin @AdamBaldwin
22s
Trump about announce major SpyGate declassifications in the Rose Garden?
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:32 AM (mpXpK)
They do, but sometimes it comes in so thick it closes down Interstates.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Joe Biden, Trans-Am polisher at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (o2vOl)
It is more than a little disturbing that the AG uses words whose meaning she does not know.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Worc1 at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (+uDPK)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:36 AM (rw1l7)
Good lord.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (QkjLD)
Interesting as far as I got but unreadable due to constant pop-ups and autoplay.
Why do sites that want you to read something demand that you play whack-a-mole to read it?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (fuK7c)
Smokin'. Changin' the oil. Cussin'. Fightin'. Fuckin'. Drinkin'. BBQ 101.
And some electives.
Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (Bdeb0)
Endorsed.
We need to create a Moron private school for boys and girls with daddy issues.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (xJa6I)
Fox reporting that live Trump thing is "Mueller related"
Nan probably told Trump they were gonna impeach and he is trying to get ahead of it
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (O2RFr)
Heh. Visuals on the podium.
Numbers of the money spent $35+ million.
Other stats.
And two big "NO's".
Here he comes!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (vEIlU)
91 I live in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Where Mt. Rushmore is. It
is also closed. I don't remember that ever happening. Except when Barack
did it out of spite.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (rw1l7)
Oh, you must know Rocky Raccoon!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019
*
*
. . .
He met his match in Lily.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (ClOmq)
Teter v. Veritas is a landmark ruling that set federal precedent this
morning. Federal judge threw out the plaintiff's lawsuit in stunning
fashion before it even reached the jury. Defends 1st amendment and
Veritas methods. We are 6-0 in lawsuits!!!
https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/
1131206899129569280
DIRECTED VERDICT! Federal Judge throws Teter vs Veritas out before it
can get to Jury, on rule 50. 'Jury could not find any clear and
convincing evidence of actual malice' Another Case dismissed. VERITAS!
https://twitter.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/
1131195543823294470
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (vEIlU)
All part of Operation SNIPE HUNT.
Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 11:35 AM (VpIIl)
I don't know, but that poor woman had to reach down and forcibly remove his hands from her body.
I can only imagine how the hair-on-fire media would react if that were Trump.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: Lily
Wife has a friend from high school who now lives in Colorado. She had 20" of fresh snow yesterday.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (VtwaX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Seconded. Given his last known situation I have to assume he's not in a position to check in. What a shitty way for life to turn.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (RfzVr)
OMG Did Biden just go for some side boob?
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 11:35 AM (VpIIl)
It's DOCTOR Jill. Even she's tired of his grabby hands.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (ptqGC)
I'm gonna get that boy.
Posted by: Rocky Raccoon at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (xjiRE)
Adam Baldwin @AdamBaldwin
22s
Trump about announce major SpyGate declassifications in the Rose Garden?
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (BqBId)
I love Adam Baldwin. Just sayin.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (Ez6QX)
That she made right before her meeting with him...
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (cF8AT)
Born On the Bayou, Proud Mary, Willie and the Poor Boys boys weren't
from Alabama or Louisiana. They were a San Francisco band.
Speaking of, here's Teh King:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HR_-hsAIRA
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (HaL55)
**rimshot**
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (xJa6I)
That sounds like I-80 going up to Reno near Donner Pass.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (mpXpK)
When I ask people which one they think he took (both have degrees in business, his chosen major), they usually guess wrong.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (O7MnT)
So, Biden was thumbing some chick's sideboobs at a rally, in public, in front of dozens(?) of people.
Well played, Gropey Joe.
Well played.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (9X624)
fap
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (/tuJf)
Well...only if Melania is there or one of the Trump daughters.
I have standards.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (BqBId)
Democrats 2020. Because lawless anarchy is back in fashion and we're forever unaccountable
Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (VpIIl)
**rimshot**
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (wW03z)
In Scotland, that means buy another round for the entire bar.
Posted by: Roy at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (40mSG)
settle on one age for adulthood. Currently it varies between 16, 18,
21, and 26.
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (xjiRE)
If you can fight and die for your country at 18, you're a damned adult. So tired of our friends' easily triggered snowflake bois and gurlz.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (ptqGC)
Trump says he came to do an infrastructure meeting with Pelosi and Schumer.
He then heard the "cover up" accusation.
I wonder if he told them to f off...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Rocky Raccoon at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (VtwaX)
Annnnnd John Wick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (Z4rgH)
12 Dude is Ian McShane of Deadwood.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:22 AM (VtwaX)
And the John Wick trilogy.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (pNxlR)
Mr. Samson.
"Alright, you little fucking faggots, this is Cussin' 101. Any of you shit-for-brain mama's boys that are in the wrong fucking classroom, get the fuck out. You! Asshole! Yes, you, with the dumbass look on your face! Close the goddamn door. Okay, now open your textbooks..."
Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:41 AM (+y/Ru)
ELINTNews's avatar
ELINT News @ELINTNews
7m
Reports UK PM Theresa May to resign TONIGHT, waiting for confirmation
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (rw1l7)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (EOEiY)
*********
There is a code for that:
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S39.840
Fracture of the corpus cavernosum penis, ruptured corpus spongiosum, jinxed johnson.
And you would mind it very much, I'm afraid.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:38 AM (xJa6I)
That sounds like I-80 going up to Reno near Donner Pass.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (mpXpK)
Yep, seen 'em there too.
But shutting down I 90 in the middle of a very flat lowland....that takes a lot of snow. But it happens.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (xJa6I)
I guess that is better than no relief at all. I only wish I could take it away. I would take it for myself if she could be free of the pain and debilitation.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: rickl
Well, according to the Obama administration, it's a person's entire life. Remember that stupid ad they ran with government doing everything for a woman, from cradle to grave? (Life of Sarah?)
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (wW03z)
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Hopefully with seppuku following the resignation.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (BqBId)
wow if true
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (AjVAj)
Raise the smoking age to 21?
But what about those sacred taxes for chirruns' health charged on butts?
Why do you hate chirruns, Coke Mitch?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:37 AM (/tuJf)
One fap? Just..."fap?" Geez, talk yourself into it first, son, or you're just pushing rope.
Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (Bdeb0)
Rocky and I go way back. On a day like today I am tempted to but some cat food out for him.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (rw1l7)
You do NOT want coons to get in the habit of coming up for food. They can be very destructive.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (BqBId)
wow if true
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:43 AM (vEIlU)
About time.
If Nigel Farrage gets PM...I may lose it in sheer joy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (xJa6I)
settle on one age for adulthood. Currently it varies between 16, 18,
21, and 26.
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (xjiRE)
--
Conversation between 7th grader and school nurse:
"Can I have an aspirin?"
"No.
"Can I have an abortion."
"Need a ride?"
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (EOEiY)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (1ISKN)
And she seems pretty good with firearms.
Halle trains for John Wick movie
http://tinyurl.com/yyudpn94
Posted by: McCool at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (sZaoP)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (dm05u)
*bites tongue*
Posted by: Rocky Raccoon at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (hu22E)
187 Reports UK PM Theresa May to resign TONIGHT, waiting for confirmation
One less childless and pro-fuzzy-wuzzy muzzie world leader.
Suuuuuch a loss! * faux sniffle *
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (O2RFr)
One important distinction is that when they shout "Mush!" in Siberia
they are urging their sled dogs onward. In England they are ordering
dinner.
**rimshot**
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019
*
*
My ex-father-in-law used to have two white Spitz dogs. He would tell them, "Mush! Mush! Oatmeal!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (1ISKN)
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I thought the same thing at first, but I'd still make short work of that sandwich.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (EOEiY)
Posted by: Zod
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Prompted by last night's ONT: singing along with David Allen Coe tunes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (CDGwz)
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I watched him as Animal Mother in FMJ the other night. Talk about a movie that could not be made today!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (wW03z)
If Nigel Farrage gets PM...I may lose it in sheer joy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (xJa6I)
He's not a member of the British Parliament. European Parliament only (if that).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (pNxlR)
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Maybe it was the places I ordered each from, but po-boys seems to be more stuffed with goodies (to the point the innards tend to fall out while eating), but subs stay together.
Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (kOpft)
Did he mention Mueller?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (O2RFr)
He told Pelosi and Schumer he wanted to do infrastructure but you can't do it under these circumstances, so get these phony allegations out of the way first. Paraphrasing what Trump said.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (1ISKN)
And vote. Didn't Pelosi say they want to let 16 year olds vote?
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (tbEeC)
The reason for the ruling is a reality of American Libel Law, and why Libel suits are so hard to win in this country. The Plaintiff has to present Clear and Convincing Evidence of Actual Malice towards the target, or else the case is thrown out. And that's hard to do.
Now in the Oberlin/Gibson's trial, Gibson's attorneys are doing a very good job of presenting Clear and Convincing Evidence of Actual Malice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: barack HUSSEIN obama -- i can use it now at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Vic
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I trapped one in the basement, which was entering via the pet door and eating the cat's food.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (CDGwz)
=========
Unregistered
Updated.
Posted by: Bert G at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (OMsf+)
Good! About time
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (Y+V3r)
I watched him as Animal Mother in FMJ the other night. Talk about a movie that could not be made today!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)
Why, the phrase "... Alabama black snake ..." would trigger fatal conniption fits from SJWs all by itself!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (O2RFr)
Just as it relates to what the Mueller report said. Nothing about him not wanting to testify.
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (oZ6kz)
If Nigel Farrage gets PM...I may lose it in sheer joy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:44 AM (xJa6I)
He's not a member of the British Parliament. European Parliament only (if that).
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:46 AM (pNxlR)
Oh they can't have nice things
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (xJa6I)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (9B/d8)
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Geography is probably the biggest driver, but I'd imagine that matters less and less over the last twenty five years. Heck, there are probably more yankees in New Orleans than Southerners these days.
Nowadays it's probably if the bread crust is soft or cruncy.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (EOEiY)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (O4Dg1)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (cF8AT)
Except, I have never seen a hogshead cheese or pigs ear sub.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (1ISKN)
Teter vs Veritas - Directed Verdict is a Big Deal - it's when a Judge
says to everyone, "Nope, the Jury does NOT get to rule on this, because
the case is total bullshit."
The reason for the ruling is a reality of American Libel Law, and
why Libel suits are so hard to win in this country. The Plaintiff has
to present Clear and Convincing Evidence of Actual Malice towards the
target, or else the case is thrown out. And that's hard to do.
Now in the Oberlin/Gibson's trial, Gibson's attorneys are doing a
very good job of presenting Clear and Convincing Evidence of Actual
Malice.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)
That all came from Sullivan v NYT and I think SCOTUS has backed off on that some recently.
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (jp0Bv)
He is pissed.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:48 AM (vEIlU)
He might actually be happy.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (wW03z)
po-boys seems to be more stuffed with goodies (to the point the innards
tend to fall out while eating), but subs stay together.
Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2019
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Good point. A roast beef po-boy with gravy needs to be eaten over a table with lots of paper napkins all around.
If you ask for a "sub" around here, they peer at you as if you just spoke Sanskrit. "What, the fleet's in?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (ClOmq)
He says he told them
When they get everything done...
we can do infrastructure
get drug prices down
etc
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (vEIlU)
A: LOLGFY.
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)
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Maybe it was the places I ordered each from, but po-boys seems to be more stuffed with goodies (to the point the innards tend to fall out while eating), but subs stay together.
Posted by: Methos
Subs use sliced cold cuts. Po boys use chunks of meat.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (VtwaX)
He dropped them because they had a meeting just before the infrastructure one to "talk about the 'I' word"
so he said screw you
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (vEIlU)
Brrrr!! Pack a sweater and some mittens.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (cF8AT)
He says he told them
When they get everything done...
we can do infrastructure
get drug prices down
Looks like he skipped the double dog dare and went right for the throat
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (O2RFr)
Your hopes would be dashed.
Ironically "Hope" is the name of the college he picked.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (BqBId)
But FFS - just declassify already. Let's get this party started. Anyone who has been paying attention knows what was done. Time for justice.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (/5WQL)
so he said screw you
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (vEIlU)
Yup
WAR
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (Y+V3r)
He's done
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (vEIlU)
Can't say I don't feel for him though. I'm just not going to give him the chance to burn me again.
Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (rw1l7)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (r/xAU)
And Trump is much, MUCH more of an alpha than that midnight creeper ever was. He'll wear it like a badge of honor.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (EOEiY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (vEIlU)
I trapped one in the basement, which was entering via the pet door and eating the cat's food.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:47 AM (CDGwz)
We had that happen in our sun room. The only answer was to remove the pet door, unfortunately.
Prior to our discovering the breach, our two cats would stand outside our garage door and stare at me balefully when I left for work each morning.
"Hey, you, stupid! That mess you're finding in the sun room every day? That's not us!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (Y+V3r)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Or even chance being groped by Joe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: William Taylor at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (nkt0p)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (dFBmn)
Cracks me up every time.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (1ISKN)
I think of Po Boys as more just stuff (fried oysters etc.) with a remoulade sauce on a roll.
I may be mistaken, but that's the distinction I see.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (ppBhU)
Posted by: William Taylor at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (nkt0p)
Posted by: ShainS -- Adversity Score = -1600 (full Self-Reliance penalty) at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (F+MsV)
But what's the difference between a po-boy and a "sub" sandwich?
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Geography is probably the biggest driver, but I'd imagine that
matters less and less over the last twenty five years. Heck, there are
probably more yankees in New Orleans than Southerners these days.
Nowadays it's probably if the bread crust is soft or cruncy.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019
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True enough. You don't hear the classic regional "Yat" dialect much any more. "Yat," by the way, is a contraction of "Where y'at," once the standard white working-class inquiry as to how you are, rather than your location. Its speakers sounded like Brooklyn cab drivers from '40s movies. (I grew up with it as a sort of second language.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: J Biden Sniffy gives me a stiffy... at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (0LXU2)
Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (r/xAU)
He is pissed.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Then there's nothing to lose.
Start arresting Lerner, Holder, Comey, Brennan, Clinton, Ferret, Onama.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (VtwaX)
Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) says she has gone to middle schools to tell little girls that Republicans are trying to take their abortion rights away
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1130986132668162048
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:49 AM (O2RFr)
Maybe she's leaving government to spend more time with her reindeer.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Seconded. Given his last known situation I have to assume he's not in a position to check in. What a shitty way for life to turn.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (AM1GF)
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Yes, prayers for Calm Mentor.
I inquired about him the other day and it seems no one knows what happened to him.
I sure hope he's okay.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (RBOtF)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (O2RFr)
242 Po Boys are just the southern version of a sub. Southerners don't have subs.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)
Thanks! Thanks a lot!
Posted by: CSS Hunley at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (9dQxE)
https://twitter.com/halleberry/status/964168447532945410
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (8ZmvG)
I'm beginning to think Trump knows what he is doing.....
Posted by: sharon at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: It's me donna
What, she's afraid she might lose to him in the next election?
That would be a hoot. "Good news, we have a better Brexit and trade deal! Though I somehow became Prime Minister. Still wondering about that part..."
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (EOEiY)
I think of subs/hoagies/grinders as cold cuts and cheese and salad ingredients.
I think of Po Boys as more just stuff (fried oysters etc.) with a remoulade sauce on a roll.
I may be mistaken, but that's the distinction I see.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019
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Not usually on a roll but on French bread, but I think you're right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (ClOmq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (Kpl3J)
I think of Po Boys as more just stuff (fried oysters etc.) with a remoulade sauce on a roll.
I may be mistaken, but that's the distinction I see.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019 11:52 AM (fuK7c)
for one
also, different spice/flavors
typically subs are Italian spiced.
Poor boys, southern/cajun etc
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (vEIlU)
Absolutely. An 8 year old can decide what to do with their body and life.
Smoking at 18?
Hell, no!!! 18 year olds aren't responsible enough to know what to do with their body and life.
If I were a lawyer, I'd be licking my chops at all the lawsuits coming up in a few years - parents and doctors on the hook.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (9X624)
At this point I doubt anyone who speaks out on the subject as they all have an agenda. Some will tell you cigars, cigs, chew, vape all have the same risk, that is is dangerous to even compare them to each other. They have no science backing them, but they do have their principles. It is odd that no one calls out the patch, nicotine gum and other products made by big pharma.
Sure smoking is bad, you should not do it. Then again, when was the last time someone got killed by a smoke driver? Hell, it was not that long ago that the smoking age was 16. Were we really so backward back then? I guess we were, we even didn't card people buying beer if they had gray hair. It was a simpler time.
For whatever reason, the R's have decided that using government is just fine as long as they wield the power The government is getting way too happy with messing with business, picking winners and losers. It is not the best occurrences if you are a movement conservative. And it seems Big Tobacco is in on it too. The big tobacco companies have benefited greatly from government interference to date. I don't know if they support Mitch on this move because they see a real gain in it or if they are just trying to stay on the good side of the guys that decide the future of their business.
Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2019 11:55 AM (n13/j)
Some boys will be able to "test out" of the core classes in the de-sissification program.
Others will need...tutors.
Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2019 11:55 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (Kpl3J)
Well yeah but she still survived a few non confidence votes
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:55 AM (Y+V3r)
Fracture of the corpus cavernosum penis, ruptured corpus spongiosum, jinxed johnson.
And you would mind it very much, I'm afraid.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 11:42 AM (m45I2)
A fractured penis? How does that even happen?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:55 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 22, 2019 11:33 AM (NWiLs)
That's Rocky Raccoo...ooon.
Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (ykq7q)
They put him on some kind of super anti-bacterial drugs.
So, now, he is better. I called him to see if he wanted a visit, maybe go out to lunch. He told me to stay away because if I visit him I could get c-diff.
What is c-diff?
OMG, I wish I never knew what it is.
Explosive diarrhea, contagious, lives on surfaces for 30 hours.
Posted by: navybrat swimming upstream at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Cus5s)
Not if we have any say about it. And we do.
Posted by: Big Pharma at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (xjiRE)
So proud of my President.
He knows he can do so much for the country and is being stifled and blocked at every turn.
He has to work 10 times as hard to do common sense changes and reversals for the people.
What scum the democrats are. Absolute nasty npcs.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (vEIlU)
272>> Wolfus, I am in "Da Parish" right now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019
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Fenelon should put us both on the prayer list.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (ClOmq)
First saw him in Gypsy Girl. Off my lawn, git.
Posted by: Texican ette at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (gou4q)
Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) says she has gone to middle schools to tell little girls that Republicans are trying to take their abortion rights away
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1130986132668162048
Posted by: Lizzy at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (W+vEI)
Was it nap time for the kindergarteners? No better photo op than a bunch of crying five year olds.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (jp0Bv)
1m
Hmmm Wonder what @realDonaldTrump is going to say
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 22, 2019 11:40 AM (BqBId)
I have declared the democratic party illegal. The helicopter rides begin in five minutes
Posted by: josephistan at May 22, 2019 11:56 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 11:57 AM (AM1GF)
I think of Po Boys as more just stuff (fried oysters etc.) with a remoulade sauce on a roll.
I may be mistaken, but that's the distinction I see.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics welcome at e-mail in nic at May 22, 2019
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Not usually on a roll but on French bread, but I think you're right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM (ClOmq)
A good po'boy beats a good hoagie any day of the week.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 11:57 AM (9X624)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:55 AM (b7IdW)
Car doors. Duh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 11:57 AM (4knXT)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 11:57 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 22, 2019 11:57 AM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 11:57 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (tbEeC)
Rare that anything has ever spilled off the tracks as badly as this in a matter of moments in Washigton. This puts into question any effort to get a spending deal, lift debt limit & infrastructure. McConnell thought they may have a spending deal just yesterday afternoon
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Vic at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (mpXpK)
But I do care that out of about 279,289 things the Senate could do, they chose THIS as one of those things. And all the time spent on this will be time not spent on shit like confirming Trump appointees and judges.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (FiUMj)
Legend has it that the original po'boy was made with the leftover bits of roast beef and gravy (called 'debris' now) dumped onto French bread. And these sandwiches were indeed cheap to make and sell; thus the name.
Nowadays, you can even get 'debris fries'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (Z4rgH)
Po-boy bread has to be eaten the day it's baked. The next day, it's
hard as a rock and is only good for croutons or bread pudding.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2019
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You can toast it or dunk it in soup. But yes, in a day or three it becomes building material.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (ClOmq)
Trump is less subtle. He just hit her in the face with a a shovel.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (/tuJf)
... and we're back!
Gee, Maisie, good of you to bring up a subject with middle schoolers that is well outside your purview, much less your right, to do so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (r/xAU)
At story time do they read Two Mommies Have No Heather?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (4knXT)
Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) says she has gone to middle schools to tell little girls that Republicans are trying to take their abortion rights away
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I despise this nonsense. Some of these kids aren't completely convinced about Santa Claus yet, and the (D)s want to tell them that someone will kill their babies.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 11:59 AM (EOEiY)
"They want to make this a big deal, whether or not they carry the big "I" word out." @POTUS says he sees a danger: "If someday a Democrat becomes president and you have a Republican House, they can impeach him for any reason, or her. Any reason. We can't allow that to happen."
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:59 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: William Taylor at May 22, 2019 11:53 AM (nkt0p)
Half credit.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:59 AM (b7IdW)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 22, 2019 11:59 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Seconded. Given his last known situation I have to assume he's not in a position to check in. What a shitty way for life to turn.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Emperor of the Unknown Universes at May 22, 2019 11:39 AM (AM1GF)
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Yes, prayers for Calm Mentor.
I inquired about him the other day and it seems no one knows what happened to him.
I sure hope he's okay.
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I just sent him an email... I'll report back if I hear anything.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 22, 2019 11:59 AM (9dQxE)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at May 22, 2019 12:00 PM (tbEeC)
A good po'boy beats a good hoagie any day of the week.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019
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How exactly did Hoagy Carmichael get that name, I wonder? He didn't look like he ate them all the time, he was as thin as a marathoner.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 12:00 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Olddog in mo at May 22, 2019 12:00 PM (Lzhgo)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 22, 2019 12:01 PM (O7MnT)
*******
Overly rambunctious sexual hijinks.
Or occasionally an awkward fall on the ski slopes.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2019 12:01 PM (m45I2)
kids shouldn't smoke, they should vape ... or at least, that is the
healthy choice for nicotine, right? Will Mitch make it legal to buy the
vape products, to get the kids started "right"?
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2019 11:50 AM (Cus5s)
absolutely not. They are raising the age because of vape, they are raising the vape age to 21 in particular.
Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2019 12:01 PM (n13/j)
313 @ChadPergram 1 minute ago
Rare that anything has ever spilled off the tracks as badly as this in a matter of moments in Washigton. This puts into question any effort to get a spending deal, lift debt limit & infrastructure. McConnell thought they may have a spending deal just yesterday afternoon
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (cF8AT)
And hasn't that been the problem, right there?
The phrase "LOL - get fucked" ought to have been dropped innumerable times, and early, in past years.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2019 12:01 PM (pNxlR)
Answer Part 1: sales have dropped significantly with the popularity of vaping.
Vaping isn't covered under tobacco taxes.
Answer Part 2: just like no gas taxes with electric cars.
Answer Part 3: AFIAK, there are no vaping lobbyists.
Posted by: Bert G at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: willow at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (cF8AT)
Eh, would just be spending trillions we don't have anyway.
Exploding deficits are the new normal.
Posted by: HA at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (MAstk)
I gave Democrats the opportunity to pass some legislation, but they have to prioritize it over impeachment, which is unpopular.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts Updated Daily at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (9cans)
Nowadays, you can even get 'debris fries'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2019 11:58 AM (Z4rgH)
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I hate how foody food has become.
It wasn't too long ago you could buy tamales out of a cooler off the back of an old beat up pickup truck that would drive around to work sites. Delicious and cheap as crap, too. Like a quarter each or five for $1 or the like.
And now everything is "food truck" this or "artisianal" or some such crap, and the exact same food that was a quarter now costs $2.50.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (EOEiY)
Posted by: WisRich at May 22, 2019 12:04 PM (G0vdT)
And now everything is "food truck" this or
"artisianal" or some such crap, and the exact same food that was a
quarter now costs $2.50.
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019
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When you get to the point that a restaurant charges you $7.00 for a bottle of S. Pellegrino sparkling water -- the same bottle you can buy at the grocery for $1.75 -- you know we've dived into the deep end.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2019 12:04 PM (ClOmq)
Also John Wick 3
Posted by: OregonMuse
Game of Thrones - Brother Ray
John Wick I, II, III - Winston
Pirates of the Caribbean, On Stranger Tides - Blackbeard
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2019 11:28 AM (VtwaX)
Sexy Beast
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2019 12:04 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Moron Robbiemando at May 22, 2019 12:05 PM (EOEiY)
Enough is ENOUGH
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2019 11:51 AM (Y+V3r)
It is beyond just impeahment now. Kerry is conducting foreign policy for dems with Iran and I think they are trying to to get us in a shooting war inhope of tanking the economy and giving FakeNews somthing to cover instead of Spygate.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2019 12:05 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: OregonMuse
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Next up: Crushed testicles, a thing to be avoided.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2019 12:05 PM (xSo9G)
It is odd that no one calls out the patch, nicotine gum and other products made by big pharma.
Answer Part 1: sales have dropped significantly with the popularity of vaping.
Vaping isn't covered under tobacco taxes.
Answer Part 2: just like no gas taxes with electric cars.
Answer Part 3: AFIAK, there are no vaping lobbyists.
Posted by: Bert G at May 22, 2019 12:02 PM (OMsf+)
yeah well they can decide vape is tobacco and somehow nicotine gum/the patch are not tobacco because well, they are the deciders. And of course this has to do with taxes. But they get people behind it by calling it an "epidemic". I personally think 18 year olds who never smoked choosing to vape is pretty dumb but hell. I don't like their music, hairdos, politics, tatoos, etc.
Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2019 12:06 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: bueau of land grab and mismanagement at May 22, 2019 12:06 PM (/KMiM)
, is my Illinois side violating the law (drinking age: 21).
I remember casting my first vote at 20, thinking of how stupid everybody was (including myself) in the 18-20 age group who were now deciding things.
Arrrrrrrrbitrary
AGE APPROPRIATE
16 - Drink, smoke, marry with parents' permission
18 - Can join military, drink, smoke, and marry freely.
Also, military can vote, and drive on duty.
21 - Allowed to drive, after driver's ed
26 - Allowed to vote, after passing citizenship test
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 22, 2019 12:06 PM (GWDdA)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 22, 2019 11:55 AM (b7IdW)
Enthusiastic Reverse Cowgirl seems to be a common cause.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 12:08 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 22, 2019 12:08 PM (H8QX8)
And just yesterday, a bill setting a 21 year age limit for tobacco passed the second house of the TX legislature. I expect Abbott will sign it "for the children."
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 22, 2019 12:08 PM (24G6n)
Posted by: human at May 22, 2019 12:08 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 22, 2019 12:12 PM (D364A)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM
She had to stay in long enough to ensure Brexit would fail.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2019 12:13 PM (fz/cD)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 22, 2019 12:14 PM (D364A)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2019 11:54 AM
She had to stay in long enough to ensure Brexit would fail.
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 22, 2019 12:13 PM (fz/cD)
Ah! The Paul Ryan gambit.
We know the reward from His Betters.
What did Her Betters have to offer May?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2019 12:15 PM (9X624)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 22, 2019 12:21 PM (T09ml)
Posted by: madmike at May 22, 2019 12:25 PM (MqUsV)
Posted by: The Atom Bomb of Loving Kindness at May 22, 2019 12:25 PM (lXZ2r)
Posted by: saf at May 22, 2019 12:28 PM (5IHGB)
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Clostridium difficile
Difficile is Latin for "difficult". When they start labeling your disease difficult, that's not a good sign.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2019 12:34 PM (+y/Ru)
something BAD will not let up in it's fanatical pursuit of making sure
nobody, anywhere, nohow, circumvents their authority.
To me it comes down to a simple message: "The Democrats/Progressives are Against LIBERTY!"
Plain and simple message for da-yutz. Force them to look the word up.
Posted by: Paladin at May 22, 2019 12:45 PM (3IOdT)
Posted by: OCBill at May 22, 2019 12:51 PM (df+Zi)
And alcohol.And firearms.And seatbelts.And speed limits.And everything else under the sun that doesn't have a specific Constitutional authorization.
Posted by: GWB at May 22, 2019 12:52 PM (PpL0X)
Posted by: Hotspur at May 22, 2019 01:15 PM (yiiDy)
Posted by: Moki at May 22, 2019 01:16 PM (mFoNl)
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