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Chick-Fil-A Becomes Nation's Third-Biggest Restaurant Chain
Plucky!
Actually, it's really the second biggest restaurant chain, among actual restaurants -- the #2 restaurant chain is Starbucks, and, you know, I mean, a biscotti and a Nina Simone compilation CD do not a restaurant make. Wouldn't 7/11 be one of the biggest restaurants if we're counting pastry and coffee? Anyway, the only legit restaurant ahead of Chick-Fil-A is the mighty McDonald's. So, here's what Burger King is doing to claw back into relevance. Over in Europe, leftists are "milkshaking" conservative people, or anyone they disagree with. "Milkshaking" is just throwing a milkshake at an unsuspecting person. It's not the worst form of assault, but it is assault. It's getting so common that police have asked restaurants not to sell milkshakes during political events:The McDonald's next to the Farage demo. Someone clearly got wind. pic.twitter.com/kHETQ66TOq
— Scott Macdonald (@scott_eff) May 17, 2019
Dear people of Scotland.
— Burger King (@BurgerKingUK) May 18, 2019
We’re selling milkshakes all weekend.
Have fun.
Love BK #justsaying
We’d never endorse violence - or wasting our delicious milkshakes!
— Burger King (@BurgerKingUK) May 18, 2019
So enjoy the weekend and please drink responsibly people.
🍔👑
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (9dQxE)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (9dQxE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)
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Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:04 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:05 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Old Blue at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (VNmG1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (d7Ww2)
"We're selling 1911As all weekend. Have fun. #justsaying"
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (Izzlo)
I support those who support me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (FwN37)
Sadly, I am a vegetarian. But I'l boycott them anyway.
Did I mention BOYCOTT BURGER KING?
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (jYEmF)
Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:06 PM (d7Ww2)
I used to love McDonald's milkshakes. THey were awesome!
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (jYEmF)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 20, 2019 07:07 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (WwTrs)
Posted by: museisluse at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (YudWf)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)
*titters from the back of the classroom*
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Kacee and the Funshine Band at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (3AmWB)
No?
That would be unfair. The counter jockeys and even the managers shouldn't bear the brunt of stupid social media execs.
But the execs should. It's too bad they feel they are safely isolated.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (5tb4C)
because I'm ferking crabby
...
sometimes. I had that more before I'd start burning fat. it's a low blood energy thing.
today i'm just dead tired from interrupted sleep.
Day 12 heading into 13 for me. What about you?
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (1g7ch)
Peach Hate Shakes!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (JgA4k)
Given the way you eat it does.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (3AmWB)
Posted by: museisluse at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (YudWf)
------
They used to throw pigs blood on people.
Posted by: MAGA at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (I5LRE)
I'm seeing some kvetching from, well, more tender hearted lads saying it's more mature and proper to just shrug it off.
I am very much in the former camp. Out of touch or not?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (IfYaq)
Yeah, that's an assault. These people are ignorant animals, just as the congressmorons who think they should impeach the president because they don't like the results of the '16 election are ignorant animals.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (41cY4)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: mikeyG at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (LL1Be)
Those things are freakin' lethal, dude.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (Ct55T)
Because he didn't include any Peach Hate Shakes!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Pete in Texas
I think it was Fergie from the Black Eyed Pea -- yes?
"My milkshake brings the boys to the yard" -- meaning bouncing boobs.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (5tb4C)
They (used to - I have not been in years since I do not live in US anymore) do the same with their sodas. They have the syrup turned down so low they only have to refill every 4 years when they clean them.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: ace
day 3. and I'm not really hungry, just crabby
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Zombie Carrie at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (3AmWB)
So simple.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: MAGA at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: museisluse at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (YudWf)
THAT was the differentiation in that dope's tweet.
Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (AwVzI)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (IfYaq)
Do you know absolutely, at that moment, that it's a milkshake? Are you a board-certified forensic milkshakeologist? Or are you just some guy who's just been assaulted with an unidentified liquid? There you go.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (ptqGC)
Are you aware there are no Chik-Fil-A's in El Salvador?
Coincidence? I think NOT!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley/i]
They used to call that "the straw." But then they banned straws too (seriously).
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (Ct55T)
For the chilluns....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
_________
Uh, uh, commonsense milkshake, uh, safety measures.
Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (5tb4C)
Pornhub ARIA
@Pornhub
Men shouldn't be making decisions about women's bodies
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (IfYaq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (3AmWB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (kQs4Y)
"My milkshake brings the boys to the yard" -- meaning bouncing boobs.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (5tb4C)
Nope.
And don't care who it was.
Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
Yeah, but tearing all those little packets to get enough to throw would be a pain in the butt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (3AmWB)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:12 PM (lwiT4)
Me too grammie.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (jYEmF)
I'm seeing some kvetching from, well, more tender hearted lads saying it's more mature and proper to just shrug it off.
I am very much in the former camp. Out of touch or not?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:10 PM (IfYaq)
I'm much more in the "Fuck you, war" camp of conservatism than the "That's not who we are" camp.
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (t+qrx)
anyone they disagree with. "Milkshaking" is just throwing a milkshake at
an unsuspecting person.
It's not the worst form of assault, but it is assault.
It's getting so common that police have asked restaurants not to sell milkshakes during political events:
Maturity: how does it fucking work?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (HaL55)
What the childish ingrates who run these companies don't understand is that they are profoundly morally obligated to our nation and our values which have enabled them to exist and prosper. They are taking the side of wanna-be totalitarians who would not be so accommodating to their capitalist needs.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (H8QX8)
The SC today ruled that the 1868 treaty the US signed with the Crow nation in Wyoming allows them to take unlimited game in the area and the ability to hunt off the reservation in taking this unlimited game.
The case before them was of a member of the Crow tribe in Wyoming, and former game warden for the tribe, who followed a group of bull elk off of the reservation and killed multiples of them. When arrested and charged by the state of Wyoming, he cited this treaty. He lost in the state court, but then prevailed today at the SC where Gorsuch joined the usual weasel leftist judges in this ruling.
This means that the 11 or 12 other tribes involved in this treaty may also now start unlimited taking of game off reservation land, with no limits, no season, no rules , no regs. As opposed to the taxpaying non tribal residents who will not only be regulated, but will probably end up even more restricted in order to compensate for the new found anything goes for Indian tribes as far as hunting is concerned.
SCI had filed a friend of the court brief in the case and in a statement I don't understand, says that the ruling also allows Wyoming to continue to demonstrate a need to regulate game hunting to conserve game. To who, I don't know.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (hdg/u)
Just what I commented the other day! (Ace must be reading my comments. No charge.
)Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (jTv1/)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (5+4v7)
That wouldn't be in alignment with my values.
Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (9vQJW)
Second look at Jack In The Box?
Posted by: Jack-In-The-Box at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (CsvE8)
So simple.
Posted by: ace
Lotsa companies now also make "protein powder for smoothies" specifically designed to mix in low-carb shakes. Some are quite tasty.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Ct55T)
I will not suffer those who lack toes. Fucking gimps.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:16 PM (jYEmF)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 07:16 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 20, 2019 07:15 PM (5+4v7)
*fidgets*
So... not gonna eat that, then? No?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:16 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2019 07:16 PM (AjVAj)
To be fair I think only Wendy's has a clever Twitterer.
Chik Fil A just concentrates on serving yummy chicken, politely.
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)
Guess you won't be getting any of that sweet campaign cash.
Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (OE84+)
Lotsa companies now also make "protein powder for smoothies" specifically designed to mix in low-carb shakes. Some are quite tasty.
yeah that could work too. I specifically got a sugar free "fudge" flavored protein powder to make chocolate milkshakes with. I didn't even need the protein powder, I just wanted the powder for flavor.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (PbpT7)
*waves back*
I'm definitely in the "shoving a lava-filled hot apple pie in the face of milkshake tosser" camp.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (kQs4Y)
The fact is that this idea that people cannot be held liable for their actions and justifiably punished in real time has really taken a toll on society. All these twerps who were never spanked are running amok among decent people.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (vq6T3)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (Ct55T)
@Pornhub
Men shouldn't be making decisions about women's bodies
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:13 PM (+y/Ru)
You know, I'm so tired of hearing this stupid canard. Men aren't making decisions about women's bodies. They are making decisions about their children. They are deciding between killing a child or insisting the child be nurtured to completion of birth.
And yes, that's rich coming from Porn Hub.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (hdg/u)
Posted by: Old Blue
I do think that people on the left got worse after Obama was elected. Hannity had something with the messiah stuff. They think of Obama as the messiah, and they, his followers, are doing the messiah's work.
Sanctimonious and self-righteous only scratches the surface of their lunacy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (41cY4)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (3AmWB)
See, during fasts, I buy things off Amazon to eat later and sometimes I just forget what the hell I bought. I get a little crazy buying spices and weird shit for recipes I never make.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)
Pretty small camp. But I'm with you.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: nurse ratched
You have to go to a diner that makes them from ice cream AND has malt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (+lVUW)
Mickey D's and Wendy's have nothing to brag about either.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (0Ntuf)
Sweet Buddha in a wheelchair, why can't these dicks just shut up and microwave their damn burgers in peace?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (+lVUW)
Which is chilling. That's the kind of thinking that leads to mass killings.
Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (jYEmF)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (sy5kK)
"My milkshake brings the boys to the yard" -- meaning bouncing boobs.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:11 PM (5tb4C)
Nope.
And don't care who it was.
Posted by: golfman
Apparently it's someone named "Kelis." Never heard of her.
Mid-sized boobs, but unrestrained raunchiness:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGL2rytTraA
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (Ct55T)
Just cut everyone's arms off. Easy-peasy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (vq6T3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8vaJaFCFYA
another recipe i saw suggested mixing in five strips of cooked bacon to increase fat content.
Yeah I'm gonna eat the fuck out of some gyros when I'm done with this fast.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (Ct55T)
Wha???
Posted by: ESPN at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (OE84+)
Are they allowed to call it a "milkshake" if it has no actual milk in it? I thought a lot of places just call them "shakes" for that very reason?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (aKsyK)
Peach Hate Shakes!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:09 PM (sy5kK)
If a Chick-fil-a wrapped could be spotted in a background, all hell would break loose. Anyone good with photoshop?
Posted by: mugiwara at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (kVT3g)
Posted by: nurse ratched
You have to go to a diner that makes them from ice cream AND has malt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (+lVUW)
You mean a diner, circa 1967?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (Izzlo)
===
Me too brother. All out war, no quarter.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 07:21 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 07:21 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched
You have to go to a diner that makes them from ice cream AND has malt.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (+lVUW)
The "shakes" you get at a fast food joint are basically a thinner version of the "frozen custard" squeezed out at a Dairy Queen.
A real milkshake at a diner uses a Hamilton Beach stainless steel cup under the mixer. For some reason that steel cup makes a difference and the taste is worth the wait.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 07:21 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: LGoPs at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM (jYEmF)
The Left is always just one turn of the dial away from that.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (H8QX8)
Media doing what they do.
Accuracy. Schmaccuracy
Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (pgXNG)
The new hawtness: "lactose against intolerance" milkshakes
I saw the pics of Sargon getting milkshaked. They do get he feeds off this stuff and that it helps his point and makes them look like fools? Right?
And thanks for the easy low carb recipe Ace! Will try.
Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cxvn3)
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)
*gaze drifts to middle distance*
Well anyhow, thanks for letting me share.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (t+qrx)
Dirty, nasty stores with dirty, nasty people working there serving dirty, nasty food to dirty, nasty customers.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (lwiT4)
so they're laughing it off as harmless fun & games "it's just a milkshake, lol"
what happens when it escalates & some malcontent spikes the milkshake with acid or some such?
the victim is expecting some humiliation & dry cleaning expense; and instead is seriously injured
do we have to start extending the molotov cocktail protocol to milkshakes as well?
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (26G1N)
https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/
1130546517398511617
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (W+vEI)
https://tinyurl.com/yyxq54u7
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 07:17 PM (RBOtF)
101 Oh, this is one of those tarmac rallies.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 20, 2019 07:18 PM (3AmWB)
Ol' Scranton Joe can only seethe and fap.
There are more people that drove to the Trump rally and decided to go home when they saw the line to get in, than all participants of all Biden rallies combined.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (IfYaq)
It's the only way.
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (y87jW)
Biggest drawback to a good and proper ass-kicking: your hands may be wet from the milkshake.
But yeah, that deserves a beatdown. And if it happens to a Seasoned Citizen down here, it's an automatic felony. Being 29 has its advantages sometimes. Of course, you'd need to catch the perp first.
Oh, I just thought of something: couldn't you effect a Citizen's Arrest then? I'd sure do it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)
Klavan?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (FhXTo)
what happens when I play the knockout game with a milkshake thrower? Will police and judges treat my counterattack as no big whoop too?
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM
That would have saved me my press pass.
Posted by: James Accosta at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (uTwcY)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:23 PM (lwiT4)
You can't say anything about gun laws if you don't own a gun.
You can't have any opinion on property taxes if you don't own property.
You can't say anything about school taxes if you don't have kids.
You can't say anything about anything if you're a dipshit braindead NPC.
(OK, i just snuck that last one in there for fun....)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Golflady inspects restaurants. The chains are, by far; the most clean and have the best food handling practices.
Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (gH2RJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched
One should take a look at the ingredients in a regular McDonalds milkshake. A choc shake not only is 530 Cal. for a small, but contains yummy stuff such as glycerin, mono and diglycerides, corn syrup, caragheenan, guar gum, fruit and vegetable juice for coloring-not joking- and potassium sorbate and salt. And their website warns you it might contain eggs, etc. from the machine if the store also serves Egg Nog shakes
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (hdg/u)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 20, 2019 07:19 PM
That would have saved me my press pass.
Posted by: James Accosta at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (uTwcY)
"Pfft"
- - Michelle Fields
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (zBaqJ)
Lotsa companies now also make "protein powder for smoothies" specifically designed to mix in low-carb shakes. Some are quite tasty.
yeah that could work too. I specifically got a sugar free "fudge" flavored protein powder to make chocolate milkshakes with. I didn't even need the protein powder, I just wanted the powder for flavor.
Posted by: ace
The ones I have are admittedly pretentious organic/hipster/ brands like Navitas and Kuli Kuli, with ingredients like Goji Berries and Wheat Grass and Moringa and so on. Pricey, pretentious -- but pretty good, I must admit.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:25 PM (5tb4C)
Burger King calls it a milkshake on their tweet.
On the official site it's called a shake.
Maybe because the two main ingredients are milk and soy.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (t6XCL)
It's more about aesthetics than food: Most McD's have gone to that stupid internet-cafe style for their locations and ruined the previous kitschy individuality, and I hate it. BK joints tend to feel more at-home, the older ones anyway.
Why do you do this to me, burger restaurants??? *shakes fists angrily*
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: ace
Sorry but what the hell are you doing? Fasting as in not eating while still trying to maintain a 5 or 4 out of 7 workout routine? Not smart. I get the 5 day non-carbo slippin' into ketosis shit, weekends are for woopie stuff - done that. But 13 or 14 days straight of low calorie intake is simply not healthy. Do a three day or two day routine per week of low calorie then regular intake the rest of the week and cut the work out back to 2 or 3 days of light shit or you are going to have a barbell bounce off your noggin when you gas out on the third set.
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 07:21 PM (0Ntuf)
That's correct!
kbdabear knows his shakes, and his gifs.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)
~~~~~
Holy. Crap.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (NtglE)
I'm not working out during it.
I have worked out before during fasts but not this time.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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It's merely populated by stupid people.
Free-roaming large predators used to take care of this problem.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (X3lUd)
MomoCon in Atlanta this Friday and Saturday will have Shinji Aramaki.
Alas I have to work.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (cxvn3)
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)
You know who she owes an apology to first? Melania. And I would like for Melania to throw one big ass milkshake on that scuzzball.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (hdg/u)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (IOquy)
zero calorie, man. I said a fast, not a diet.
The only calories I've had were about 20 calories from metamucil a couple of times (to avoid... issues) and whatever calories are in a little apple cider vinegar.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
Posted by: Tami
Are you f'ing KIDDING ME???
After ALL THAT, she finally backs down????? And admits it was all a lie???????
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (5tb4C)
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Fantastic. A little more tart than the lemonade. Very refreshing.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (IfYaq)
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 07:26 PM (32YRo)
Our fearless leader would like to eventually break the record of 392 days without eating, methinks.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (pgXNG)
And ace I had started to talk about this end of last thread. Several non racist-authoritarian candidates in the UK have been hit with shakes and had more dangerous stuff thrown at them. Nice, 193Os-ish Berlin street vibe to much of the west these days.
Related, somewhere I saw very creepy go-pro type video of a New Zealander talking with police at his front door. Apparently they came to "talk with him" about social media posting related to the mosque massacre.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (X3lUd)
Great.
Not so much with beer, so I just had a sip.
Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (OE84+)
well no but when I get to 14 days, I'm planning on committing to 21 days.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (PbpT7)
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)
Oh.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (cF8AT)
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Local McD's just plain sucks. The food, the service. The coffee is the only thing worth having.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (NtglE)
surely they'll just die laughing when I throw a brick through their
window.
--
Make sure you spray paint #justsaying on the outside wall.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (IOquy)
It's the only way.
Posted by: Kensington
Yep.
In the face. With a frozen one every morning.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (cXV7n)
potassium sorbate
Hey! My company makes potassium sorbate. You should double up on it. Your body will live longer than you do.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (FwN37)
A real milkshake at a diner uses a Hamilton Beach stainless steel cup under the mixer. For some reason that steel cup makes a difference and the taste is worth the wait.
Posted by: kbdabear
http://www.oasisdiner.com/
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 07:30 PM (aKsyK)
You can't have any opinion on property taxes if you don't own property.
You can't say anything about school taxes if you don't have kids.
You can't say anything about anything if you're a dipshit braindead NPC.
(OK, i just snuck that last one in there for fun....)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:24 PM (Ct55T)
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I think I like those. Except;
You can't say anything about taxes unless you pay them.
and
You can't vote unless you pay taxes.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (gH2RJ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)
The preferred term is "on the spectrum."
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (NWiLs)
Will he win?
..
Like Stacy Abrams, i've already won.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (lwiT4)
case and in a statement I don't understand, says that the ruling also
allows Wyoming to continue to demonstrate a need to regulate game
hunting to conserve game. To who, I don't know.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:14 PM (hdg/u)
It's a treaty signed by the United States of America, it supersedes state laws. Sucks, but that's how treaties work.
Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (fdTrp)
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Fantastic. A little more tart than the lemonade. Very refreshing.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:29 PM (IfYaq)
you'll hate them so much you'll like them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (y87jW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (Lg/Uq)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Max Power at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (QCc6B)
After ALL THAT, she finally backs down????? And admits it was all a lie???????
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (5tb4C)
I think she's gonna go with the story that it was Avenatti who was pushing it all along. (and he's gonna spend the rest of his life in federal prison)
But - and this is gonna sound non-woke or whatever, but something that all sensible people in all cultures have always knows is that you just don't pay a lot of attention to what whores say. And no, she is not a "sex worker" or "entertainer" - she's just a nasty worn out whore, who for her entire life has done and said anything for a dollar.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (V2Yro)
zero calorie, man. I said a fast, not a diet.
The only calories I've had were about 20 calories from metamucil a couple of times (to avoid... issues) and whatever calories are in a little apple cider vinegar.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (PbpT7)
Why would you have...issues when you're fasting? Honest question.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (gH2RJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (PbpT7)
Proof he's become delirious.
Ace, have you ever read about the Donner party?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (hdg/u)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (ufFY8)
there's an ice cream place out near Newton, MA where they have their own cows in a pen next to the shop and they get their milk from them.
Now, to be honest, they are so busy that there's no way they get all their milk from those cows, even though they have like 30. But it's nice to imagine some of the milk is coming straight from the pasture on the premises.
Good ice cream, too.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (xSo9G)
jerry Lee Lewis?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (hdg/u)
~~~~~
Big time. Didn't she claim that the affair happened while Melania was pregnant with Barron?
What a piece of work.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (IOquy)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 07:33 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: ace
Really glad to hear it. I thought you lost your mid for a second. You're cleansing, I suppose - done that, too. But it really sucks. And its weird it never helped me cut. I just looked like I caught aids. But that look depends on the person's body type I suppose.
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (QDnY+)
Not one here. Thank goodness.
Had that happened here, she wouldn't have slept for a month.
Posted by: golfman at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (OE84+)
And no, she is not a "sex worker" or "entertainer" - she's just a nasty worn out whore, who for her entire life has done and said anything for a dollar.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (V2Yro)
This won't do much for her singing career.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (X3lUd)
After ALL THAT, she finally backs down????? And admits it was all a lie???????
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:28 PM (5tb4C)
That was from January 2018.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (t6MX/)
I looked up how to make Magic Shell -- you know, the syrup that turns hard on your ice cream -- and it's super-easy, barely an inconvenience. There are only two ingredients (sugar free chocolate chips and butter, I think) and all you do is microwave and mix them.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: MAGA
Their employees are the friendliest fast food employees I've ever seen. The act as if they don't hate their job.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:32 PM (V2Yro)
Maybe she's hoping Trump will forego enforcing the court order that she pay his legal fees if she admits to being a "fraud".
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (hdg/u)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (gH2RJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (y87jW)
Forgot the link...sorry.
https://tinyurl.com/y6eneygv
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (cF8AT)
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)
I wonder if the NeverTrumpers who went "BUt STOrmY DAnIels!" will apologize?
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (Izzlo)
Their food is like play-doh fake food which looks real but has strange textures and tastes only found in play-doh.
Also, the urban outdoorsmen love McDonald's and sit around in the store all day spreading MRSA and other bodily fluids right where they sit for your dining pleasure.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (Z+IKu)
Zealander talking with police at his front door. Apparently they came to
"talk with him" about social media posting related to the mosque
massacre.
Me: "I need to see your ID. Do you have a warrant? Which law did I break?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:34 PM (t6MX/)
Well crap...I missed that. Why would they be tweeting it out now?!
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (cF8AT)
OCEARCH @OCEARCH
Be advised! For the first time ever, we are tracking a white shark in the Long Island Sound. 9' 8" @GWSharkCabot is just off the shore near Greenwich. Follow him using the browser on any device at http://www.ocearch.org
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (cXV7n)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (IOquy)
Posted by: kbdabear
I swear they are using sawdust to keep the meat together.
Where's Cora "Where's the beef?" when you really need her?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (KB6If)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (yQpMk)
an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the
affair never happened.
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)
Oooookaaaayy.
She still owes him for that lost court case.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 07:37 PM (hI/80)
Posted by: Insomniac
I actually knew a guy in college who claimed to be a "breathatarian" (as he called it). He claimed it was an actual movement, not just something he made up.
He later admitted that he survived on Del Taco hot-sauce packets. Seriously.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:37 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (y87jW)
Umm, about a thousand times.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:37 PM (hdg/u)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:36 PM (cXV7n)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Shore_shark_attacks_of_1916
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (kQs4Y)
that normal people are the majority
that normal people are seeing what is going on with the left
that normal people are repulsed
that normal people will act in accordance with what they are seeing
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:22 PM (cF8AT)
I wonder if the NeverTrumpers who went "BUt STOrmY DAnIels!" will apologize?
Posted by: josephistan
I will only accept samurai apologies.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (KB6If)
A lawyer for porn actress Stormy Daniels confirmed his client's statement Tuesday. Daniels' real name is Stephanie Clifford.
-
CPL must be so disappointed.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (yQpMk)
It's hard to believe a darn chairman of a Congressional committee can ask for the returns of a particular individual and the Treasury has to produce it. But I've read the regulation and it's there.
A new precedent is set. This will come in handy in 2021.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Low Information Ex-President at May 20, 2019 07:39 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:35 PM (Z+IKu)
You're referring to Starbucks, right? Free needles, only used once!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (sy5kK)
And with Jane's info that peach shakes are happening ..... just decided it's Chick-Fil-A on Thursday for dinner, just before going to see The Cold Blue.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (yQpMk)
NY Post: An adult film star who previously alleged an extramarital affair with Donald Trump now says in a statement the affair never happened.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Facebook memes suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (X3lUd)
I miss the old Wendy's decor with the victorian era ads on the tables. They had corset ads, hah! And the old Subway decor with ye olde underground imagery. No school like the old school.
Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (hvf9s)
@ChadPergram 3m
McCarthy on seeing Amash on the floor:
The only people I saw coming up to congratulate him were Democrats
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (cXV7n)
Greater's Ice cream makes Diabetic friendly Ice Cream. I eat it all the time and send some to my brother all the time in TX.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (4OV6C)
B'Gal wanted a fish sammich from there Saturday night, so I got her one on the way home from the gig. It was awful. Overcooked and the onion rings I got were also overcooked, badly. Normally the stuff from there isn't half bad, but she swore off them that night. What a happy coincidence, because I was gonna boycott them but didn't know what to say to B'Gal about it.
They boycotted themselves from us.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (y87jW)
Stormy has repeatedly denied sleeping with Trump.
Her story changed when it looked like it could be useful.
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (xSo9G)
https://nyp.st/2YHVYiB
Posted by: Grump928
Crap. I thought that was an ordering link.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (KB6If)
Posted by: kbdabear
The Paolo, he has no such problems
Posted by: The Paolo at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (Izzlo)
that normal people are the majority
that normal people are seeing what is going on with the left
that normal people are repulsed
that normal people will act in accordance with what they are seeing
Posted by: Emmie Oakley at May 20, 2019 07:38 PM (4HMW
Agreed.
And congrats on the new handle! It sounds like you earned it!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (sy5kK)
Wyoming had better extirpate the wolves or all the elk an moose will be gone.
Posted by: clutch at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (dYe5S)
And drinking booze..
Mostly booze.
Posted by: John The Savage at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (mdPwd)
The stores are pretty clean, the help is washed and somewhat presentable and the food at least tastes like and looks like the real thing.
Plus their chili ain't bad.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (Z+IKu)
Every day, day or night.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:42 PM (ufFY8)
I miss the old Wendy's decor with the victorian era ads on the tables. They had corset ads, hah!
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I recall an ad for a patent cure for 'Torpid Liver'. I never figured out what that is, but am thankful that I seem not to have suffered from it...yet
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:43 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:43 PM (IfYaq)
https://dougcollins.house.gov/transparency
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 07:43 PM (fdxBF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (X3lUd)
Bless you Ace! Will have to try that this week.
Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (k3g2v)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 07:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Is there something in the water? Or have people just gone batshit crazy in the last 10 or 15 years? WTFO?
*****
I am going to fabricate a study that proves that global warming makes liberals crazy. It will be as legit as any of the other global warming studies; in other words, I'm just going to make shit up. When presented with the results of my study, they are going to have to admit to being crazy or deny my new facts....checkmate bitches.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (y87jW)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)
The preferred term is "on the spectrum."
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM (NWiLs)
*looks around*
Nobody? I laughed.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: WitchDoktor
Now why the Hell would you want to eat a sensei who plucks his student's eyeballs out?
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (fdxBF)
But I do know the guy who owns the franchise nearest to us and will tell him I'm boycotting and why.
Complaints from franchise owners to the corporate center might get BK to think twice about this stuff.
Might.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (BbGew)
The stores are pretty clean, the help is washed and somewhat presentable and the food at least tastes like and looks like the real thing.
Plus their chili ain't bad.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:41 PM (Z+IKu)
It took a while for Wendy's to right the ship after Dave died, the kids wanted nothing to do with running the Company.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (4OV6C)
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (cF8AT)
Not really hard, all their crap tastes like ass, and about all their shakes are good for is a kind of inert ammo.
*spits*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (isI7q)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (IOquy)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (h1jJh)
Ahem. I believe this is now known as "Your truth".
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (U7voe)
Want to keep my Morons healthy!
Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (hvf9s)
A Dr. is attending to her now.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (gH2RJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mayor Pete & hubby at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (OKp8N)
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Hey, somethimeths you haveth to do what you haveth to do.
Posted by: Mike Tyson at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (FwN37)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
The Burger King just outside the Civic Center BART Station in San Francisco surely takes the prize as the mist disgusting Burger King on the planet. It's right at the epicenter of the Bum Zone, and its "clientele" are almost entirely homeless lunatics. Stinks like high heaven. Anything you put down will instantly be stolen. Workers are shell-shocked. The only time I ever went in there, I was assaulted and nearly blinded by a crazy lady who has come halo-cast on her wrist and she repeatedly tried to hit me in the face with it for unknown reasons - - then chased me down the street afterward apologizing.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (5tb4C)
We/they did in the '016 presidential election. And you just know that a lot of people read the nooz and make the decision to start carrying every day, something the Progtards don't ever seem to grok. And they don't talk about it, they just do it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (BbGew)
Want to keep my Morons healthy!
Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (hvf9s)
A sad, brown, discontinuous outline of a cheeseburger....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (kQs4Y)
Was it French who earlier said he'd vote for Stalin over Trump?
Why do such ridiculous, uninteresting and vapid people have any platform other than the corner stool at their local bar [where they're ignored]?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (gH2RJ)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: museisluse at May 20, 2019 07:08 PM (YudWf)
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Some days ago Mr. Robinson had a milkshake thrown on him and was physically assaulted. The police stood and watched and did nothing.
Yesterday, a mob threw bricks at Mr. Robinson and his supporters. The police stood and watched and did nothing.
It's the same all over the West now. The mob attacks conservatives, and the police just watch. They're waiting for us to fight back, then they'll act.
I think it is the intention of the UK establishment is that Mr. Robinson is to be killed.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (9KWLl)
Posted by: Prince Tuesday at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (vtd+q)
Her new lawyer said Avanatti should have never filed the lawsuit against Trump, that he did it just to get his face on TV.
Daniel's said Avanatti was dumber than herpes.
Can she please just go away?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (hdg/u)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (FwN37)
I was shocked to hear how low the Franchise fee is for them 10 grand but you have to put in alot of sweat equity.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (4OV6C)
Haven't seen any panties being thrown, though.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (ufFY
Well, he is no Tom Jones.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (hI/80)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: SMH at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: WitchDoktor
Now why the Hell would you want to eat a sensei who plucks his student's eyeballs out?
Posted by: Sharkman at May 20, 2019 07:45 PM (fdxBF)
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I was drunk. On sake. Seemed appropriate.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (IfYaq)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (aXucN)
Every day, day or night.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:42 PM (ufFY
Lots of BK's have closed in the Puget Sound area the last few years.
Flame broiled burgers that are re-warmed in a microwave, do not taste like flame-broiled burgers.
Cleaning the tables and floors more than a couple times a day works wonders, too
And I'm not a Harvard PhD, and I didn't sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
But I did attend a MoMe.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 20, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)
The preferred term is "on the spectrum."
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 07:31 PM
On the speculum.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 20, 2019 07:51 PM (COzlW)
Wendy's is pretty good but there's just nothing there that really makes me want to go there over anywhere else.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)
and nearly blinded by a crazy lady who has come halo-cast on her wrist
and she repeatedly tried to hit me in the face with it for unknown
reasons - - then chased me down the street afterward apologizing.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (5tb4C)
That's horrible.
Ours was poorly run, rather than having sketchy clientele.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Burger R.R.R.R.R. King at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (EgshT)
Can she please just go away?
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:49 PM (hdg/u)
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Hey Avanatti, when you've lost Stormy Daniels . . . .
And talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (aXucN)
Well, I built a David French Translator.
You play the audio into it, press the green button, and out comes the translation.
But it always just says "I'm a complete f*cking idiot!", so i might have to make some minor adjustments before going to market with this thing....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (Ct55T)
I don't like their food per se, their taste just don't fit me, but the stores are clean, the food is hot and fresh and even the late night stripper moms and homeless bums keep it on the down low and wipe up after themselves out of respect.
Plus they always have specials on their menu which is nice.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 07:52 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:53 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 07:53 PM (y87jW)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:53 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 07:53 PM (BbGew)
Now THIS, this cannot stand. When you besmirch the good and honorable
name of milkshakes, you have gone too far. Liberals ruin everything.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (aXucN)
You, an 'ette named after ice cream, would say that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (HaL55)
Nando's Peri-Peri. It's good. A little different than other chicken.
Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (5tb4C)
OK, but I still have no idea what one of those is.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (t+qrx)
It is a holiday here.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
It's even worse than I described. Directly in front of the Civic Center Burger King is the escalator that goes down to the BART station. It had been acting cranky for months, and one day it just stopped working. They couldn't figure out why. So they disassembled the escalator to discover than the gears and mechanical innards were completely encrusted with HUMAN FECES. Hundreds of pounds of it. Homeless bums had been using the escalator as an outdoor toilet every night for years. Took BART weeks to get it all cleaned off and re-opened. And now it's clogging up with feces all over again.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (HaL55)
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True story: chocolate ice cream is my favorite food in the whole world. The end.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2019 07:47 PM (FwN37)
It's next to the Whataburger so, stiff competition.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (yQpMk)
hogmartin: I sent you a txt...that thing I got for the MoMe has arrived
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (26G1N)
Eromero, I concur - those are my Top Two as well. (and I don't eat much fast food in general)
well... my guilty secret is Tacqueria Lugar.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Ben Had
Man, I'm toast because I never spell a shitting thing right in any post here - except this one weirdly...
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (32YRo)
Wendy's used to have a dollar menu: chili, salad, burger, fries, and baked potatoe for five bucks.
And a full belly.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (gH2RJ)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (eFRS+)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (ufFY8)
It made its way into NYC at last, a gateway hate drug. I know gay and bi and trans ppl that prefer to eat there. They don't care about the owner's politics as long as the food is good and they are treated well. They think the moniker "hate shake" is hilarious.
Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (hvf9s)
Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (PbpT7)
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So it's good? Thanks - I've been wondering about it. We have one here in town but we've never been. With two Chick-Fil-A's between here and there, though, it would have to be a mission specifically to go there.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (5tb4C)
~ tHe ciRcLe oF LiFe ~
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (t+qrx)
Any guesses as to who eventually seized control in Europe?
Posted by: Ted K at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (eigtD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage
I just finished listening to a crime novel featuring a character named Hieronymous (Harry) Bosch.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (IOquy)
Yup! I've had it a few times. It's a good change-up chicken.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (PbpT7)
The only people I saw coming up to congratulate him were Democrats
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 07:40 PM (cXV7n)
OANN did a report on Amash' ties to China.
Also, Amash has a BA from Univ of Mich and a law degree from U of M 's law school. Is law school now the new finishing school for politicians? Do they have a debutante ball when they graduate? I've decided that most law schools must be fairly easy to get in( Amash's ethnicity gave him extra points at U/M) and it must be easy to graduate.
Lawyers, take heed. When your ranks swell into the tens of thousands produced every year, the public is going to notice that the majority are idiots. The good lawyers are being drowned by these clowns.
Amash and Avanatti are exhibits #1and #2.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (hdg/u)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:54 PM (5tb4C)
~ tHe ciRcLe oF LiFe ~
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (t+qrx)
Different shit. Different day.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (ufFY8)
Today I'm releasing the remaining interview transcripts from @JudiciaryGOP's investigation into decisions made at the Department of Justice and FBI. To read the transcripts, visit https://dougcollins.house.gov/transparency
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: SMH at May 20, 2019 07:50 PM (RU4sa)
They could use the Whoppers for Ranger survival training. Most Rangers will prefer eating the worms and beetles.
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:55 PM (26G1N)
Looks nice!
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (t+qrx)
I want to make some witty comment here but... Nothing comes. What the hell is wrong with these people?
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (IfYaq)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (ufFY
I think the last one he did was outside too but I'm Alzheimer-ing where it was.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 07:58 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (ufFY
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He's had a lot of outdoor rallies.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 07:58 PM (RBOtF)
Amash and Avanatti are exhibits #1and #2.
Posted by: Jen
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*ahem*
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at May 20, 2019 07:58 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: LizLem at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (hvf9s)
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And Chick-Fil-A opened their Orlando store on Sunday to cook food for all the people involved in the Pulse nightclub shooting, the majority of whom were, I would presume, LGBTQ.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (aXucN)
That guy is a cyborg, or a time traveler, or possibly a time traveling cyborg.
I think they should insist on a CAT scan.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (IOquy)
Nando's Peri-Peri. It's good. A little different than other chicken.
Should be okay for low carb. The chicken isn't breaded. It's marinated in something so I'm sure they sneak some sugar in but it's probably not much because it's not sweet.
Posted by: ace
Nando's Peri-Peri Sauce is sold retail, so you can see the ingredients list:
Water, Vinegar, Onion (11%), Salt, Lemon (4%), Sunflower Seed Oil, Spices (Cayenne Pepper, African Bird's Eye Chilli, Paprika), Green Chilli, Garlic, Stabilisers (Xanthan Gum, Propylene Glycol Alginate), Preservative (Ascorbic Acid), Rosemary Extract.
Only 5 calories per serving.
https://www.amazon.com/ Nandos-Medium-PERi-PERi-Single-Packets/dp/B07GVNPM67
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (5tb4C)
Wondering if, as here, the more and more brazen and crude soft-fascist mindset of much of the "press" will actually help boost the political momentum of the non racist-authoritarians.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (26G1N)
Oh, and I remember I had Onion rings with that. Don't go there if you like OR's, you wont anymore.
Posted by: Quilp at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (Bf3hj)
You'd luv what I had for dessert last night: Publix brand Chocolate Trinity ice cream. While unfortunately it didn't have any Carrie-Anne Moss, it does have chocolate ice cream, streaks of fudge and some little things that look like Rollo candies made out of chocolate to munch on.
It. Is. Awesome.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (HaL55)
INGREDIENTS
Milk fat and Nonfat Milk, Sugar, Sweet Whey, Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Propylene Glycol Monoesters, Natural and Artificial Vanilla Flavor, Mono & Diglycerides, Guar Gum, Disodium Phosphate, Sodium Citrate, Cellulose Gum, Carrageenan. High fructose corn syrup, water, dextrose, corn syrup, cocoa processed with alkali, whey, salt, natural flavors, potassium sorbate (a preservative), citric acid, xanthan gum.
Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (iwONs)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (ufFY8)
Will he win?
..
Like Stacy Abrams, i've already won.
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That was perfect.
Posted by: Simplemind at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at May 20, 2019 07:57 PM (IfYaq)
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Ah, thanks Witchdoktor! You've probably been to the very one I'm talking about. Mr. bluebell and I shall have to journey over there soon.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (39g3+)
@TheAtlantic
Anti-abortion groups see adoption as a better alternative, but many women seem to find adoption more emotionally distressing than termination, writes @olgakhazan
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Same is true of divorce and spousal euthanasia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ace
Tuna in water - its shit, I know - but eat the starkist crap thing in that little can with a samll amount of salt 10 times a day during your fast and you'll make it. But it sucks and you'll get divorced and then go on a ten state killing spree. But you'll drop 30 pounds in about five weeks so you'll be able to escape the jail cell by squeezing between the bars and climb up the air duct...where was I? Oh, yeah, just eat the tuna, man!
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: kallisto at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (eFRS+)
Any guesses as to who eventually seized control in Europe?
Posted by: Ted K at May 20, 2019 07:56 PM (eigtD)
Waaay too much truth and reality for a Monday!
Then again, no country in Europe has anything remotely like the 2A.
*whew*.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (sy5kK)
Ben Had....funny thing is, it shipped from Austin
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (26G1N)
That guy is a cyborg, or a time traveler, or possibly a time traveling cyborg.
I think they should insist on a CAT scan.
Posted by: Grump928
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The competition seems to be racheting down. I wonder if people are declining to be subjected to the humiliation.
BTW, Broseiden (sp?) tells us that he knows how it ends, the shows having been taped in advance.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 07:48 PM (5tb4C)
OK, but I still have no idea what one of those is.
Posted by: hogmartin
It's lik a cast for a broken wrist, but with metal screws they screw into your bones to keep it stable -- for serious fractures. It had big pointy screws sticking out of it, very sharp and dangerous. Instead of treating it delicately, she took advantage of having a permanent weapon attached to her arm, like Wolverine or something. Did I mention she was insane?
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (39g3+)
The manager unlocked the door and hollered at me to come on in. He said they weren't open for 20 minutes yet but coffee was made and "let's see what we can do for you."
Somehow a bacon egg and cheese biscuit magically appeared. No charge.
Customer for life.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: ace
Tuna in water - its shit, I know - but eat the starkist crap thing in that little can with a samll amount of salt 10 times a day during your fast and you'll make it. But it sucks and you'll get divorced and then go on a ten state killing spree
WAIT!
ACE IS MARRIED?
WTH?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (sy5kK)
mechanical innards were completely encrusted with HUMAN FECES. Hundreds
of pounds of it. Homeless bums had been using the escalator as an
outdoor toilet every night for years."
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But...but...how do you use an escalator as a...
Nevermind. This is the most degenerate thing I've read all day.
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (y87jW)
Del Quentin Wilber
@DelWilber
Just in: Justice Department's influential Office of Legal Counsel says Congress cannot compel McGahn to testify.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (cXV7n)
it'll last for years
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (26G1N)
I can already imagine it showing up in pictures in all sorts of public places like a guerilla art project.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)
Amazing how similar she and Mueller are, isn't it?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (FiUMj)
Whataburger has the Best Onion Rings made by any restaurant, anywhere. I get them every time.
the most disgusting "onion rings" in the world are the ones that aren't made out of real Onion, but instead are fried and pressed circles of reconstituted onion paste. And sawdust, they taste like they gotta be half sawdust.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (ufFY8)
Nevermind. This is the most degenerate thing I've read all day.
Posted by: Kensington at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (y87jW)
Do it right and it'll do the wiping for you!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (Ct55T)
Neither does California.
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (ST2AL)
She was part of the Borg Collective.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (B+t5k)
But Honestly we are avoiding . going any place like that lately, except for the drive through. I don't know where many of AOS readers reside, but out West its usually a good bet there is an "immigrant" family bathing, taking care of bodily functions, and sometimes even conducting business in the bathrooms of these establishments.
Posted by: Quilp at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:04 PM (aXucN)
I think above he said day 12 heading into 13.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
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I read that as elastic chicken sandwiches.
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (JoUsr)
I can already imagine it showing up in pictures in all sorts of public places like a guerilla art project.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM
it'll be the Horde version of "flat stanley"
hmmm, maybe in front of the happiest place on earth?
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (26G1N)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (Y4EXg)
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That's wonderful. And it doesn't surprise me at all.
I know a fair number of kids that work or have worked at three Chick-Fil-As around here. All of them are exactly the same off the job as they are on - polite, friendly, nice. They have a great business model going there.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (cF8AT)
The Weasel, my friend, is blowin' in the wind
The Weasel is blowin' in the wind...
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:01 PM (5tb4C)
I'm sorry, but I can't find it in myself to judge someone for hitting people with a huge metal weapon anchored through their wrist into the living bone whenever they feel like it. It's like winning the cyborg lottery.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:06 PM (t+qrx)
ACE IS MARRIED?
WTH?
Posted by: LeftCoast
Not if he eats ten cans of smelly tuna a day, he's not. But he's gonna be super cut! You bish's!
Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (32YRo)
mechanical innards were completely encrusted with HUMAN FECES. Hundreds
of pounds of it. Homeless bums had been using the escalator as an
outdoor toilet every night for years."
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But...but...how do you use an escalator as a...
Nevermind. This is the most degenerate thing I've read all day.
Posted by: Kensington
The escalator was turned off for the night at midnight. The bums would then use the non-moving escalator as their night-toilet. When it turned on automatically in the morning, the shit was carried away -- into the machinery underneath. I think the BART employees never realized what was happening until it was too late.
Posted by: zombie at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:05 PM (cF8AT)
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Oh dear. Now I've got my "I'm everyone's mom" worry hat on.
Hydrate, ace! Hydrate like the wind!
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Ct55T)
Funny old world.
Posted by: Regular joe at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (zMaZS)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (qBNEP)
in chocolate ice cream. That is living large in my book.
This, too, is awesome ice cream. IIRC, Haagen-Daas makes that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (HaL55)
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Everything is rayciss!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2019 08:08 PM (Z+IKu)
Haven't had it since I lived in Chicago in the '90's. It was very good - from what I remember...but their biscuit were to die for.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:10 PM (cF8AT)
well I might try that at some point but I'm on a real fast -- I'm not eating. Anything. Nothing.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)
Hydrate, ace! Hydrate like the wind!
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:07 PM (aXucN)
I'm not saying nuttin'...people gonna do what they do.
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (cF8AT)
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Everything is rayciss!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)
That's like saying "Inglorius Basterds" was racist against Austrians.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (HaL55)
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The first time I ever had it was at Baskin-Robbins when I was in college, uh, last century. But now, pretty much everyone makes it. The Harris Teeter brand (the natural line) is really good. When they put it on sale I feel like they're talking to me.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:02 PM (aXucN)
Sweet Cream Ice Cream.
like vanilla ice cream, except no vanilla.
yum.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (sy5kK)
it'll last for years
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 07:59 PM (26G1N)
I can already imagine it showing up in pictures in all sorts of public places like a guerilla art project.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 20, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)
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Assault lawn gnome?
Cannon?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Quilp at May 20, 2019 08:00 PM (Bf3hj)
Last time I went which is the last time I'll ever go, what passed for onion rings was a bunch of burnt batter crumbs with a few traces of onion.
I suppose I should be grateful that there was no spit on my Whopper
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (0Ntuf)
I'm not eating anything at all, nor drinking anything with calories.
With the trivial exception of some sugar-free metamucil, to make sure I don't have GI issues. But that has 20 calories per tablespoon and I only have it once ever 2 or 3 days.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (cF8AT)
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I agree. That doesn't mean I won't worry, though! I'm a mom! It's in my genes!
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM (aXucN)
coldstone creamery used to have that in a no-sugar low carb form. It was good.
And then they stopped carrying that.
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:13 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 20, 2019 07:46 PM (isI7q)
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Posted by: Burger King Human Resources at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (0Ntuf)
Time to end the fast.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (gH2RJ)
That aside, the British government is a disgusting police state apparatus. When a milk shake was thrown on Tommy Robinson and his supporters pelted with bricks, the UK cops stood aside. Some grinned. This is moving towards civil war everywhere in the West, and particularly in the Anglosphere. It will ratchet up after the Brexit Party wins Thursday.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (Ea9Sw)
Assault lawn gnome?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:12 PM
hokey smokes, that's a great idea, Eris
I'll have to do some research
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 20, 2019 08:14 PM (26G1N)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:11 PM (PbpT7)
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Soon Ace will demand to be immured in a church wall, living on bone broth and the prayers of the Horde.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at May 20, 2019 08:15 PM (kQs4Y)
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I'm on it.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (aXucN)
Did they serve it with Raibow Sprinkles and in a Croc?
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 08:16 PM (488xF)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Eromero at May 20, 2019 08:09 PM (qBNEP)
oh yeah, that's the one! My favorite is the #6, I think - they grill a big pile of chopped beef with butter, then put a big chunk of that beef in a lightly fried tortilla with a big chunk of queso blanco (white cheese) That's it - beef and cheese, cooked in butter, wrapped up - it is so good, it is addictive!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (gH2RJ)
we don't love Popeye's anymore?
Posted by: ace at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 08:20 PM (V2Yro)
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That sounds amazing. I hope ace isn't still here to see that.
Posted by: bluebell at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 08:21 PM (BbGew)
Thus are legends of California made.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 20, 2019 08:22 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: McDonald's at May 20, 2019 08:53 PM (t1c4w)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 20, 2019 09:14 PM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: sassy at May 20, 2019 09:42 PM (tUGnI)
Posted by: biancaneve at May 20, 2019 10:01 PM (hkMx0)
If you can find a decent location, Popeyes is still amazing.
BK is similar - the Bacon Cheese Whopper is awesome if it's from a good location.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2019 10:04 PM (6XLoz)
After BK's tweet Nigel was indeed attacked with a milkshake. They should be charged with promoting politically motivated violence.
Posted by: STV at May 21, 2019 01:20 AM (GzYXu)
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