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Salon Begs For Someone to Buy It for $5 Million; Threatens That It Will Liquidate if No Anti-White Knight Can Be Found

Lulzzzzzzz.

They might have found a buyer, though.

Salon Media Group, a one-time digital darling, has fallen on hard times. It lost its CEO of the past three years last week and appears to be on the brink of a deal to sell itself for a fire sale price of $5 million.

This amount wouldn't even have to be paid up-front -- supposedly $500,000 has already been paid, with another $550,000 due at closing, with the balance to be paid over two years.

Even with those favorable terms, Salon issued a dire warning in the filing: "There can be no guarantee that the asset sale will be completed and, if not completed, we may have to file for bankruptcy and liquidation."

Also: they're in trouble with the SEC.

The SEC is also threatening to delist the penny stock for failure to file financial disclosure documents for more than a year. The company said it expected to be in compliance with SEC filing rules by June 7, but acknowledged that was way past the 15-day deadline the SEC had imposed.

Woke-Broke. The iron law of media and business. Even thought Salon was designed to appeal to the niche #Woke market, it's always been on the edge of bankruptcy, kept going only by "investments" by left wingers which were actually just donations.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:08 PM




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1 First

Posted by: FrodoB at May 17, 2019 03:09 PM (ctEmO)

2 I didn't break it. Honest.

Posted by: FrodoB at May 17, 2019 03:09 PM (ctEmO)

3 Salon Begs For Someone to Buy It for $5 Million; Threatens That It Will Liquidate if No Anti-White Knight Can Be Found

Oh no. Don't liquidate. We would hate that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:10 PM (623jb)

4 Channeling Blazing Saddles:

"Give us the money or Salon gets it!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:10 PM (623jb)

5 Nice color scheme. I like it.

Posted by: How This Shit Works at May 17, 2019 03:10 PM (OxNYb)

6 ha ha, learn to code, motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2019 03:11 PM (d7Ww2)

7 Perhaps Newsweek can buy it?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: LOL, get fucked at May 17, 2019 03:11 PM (5SMBw)

8 This just in: Salon announces merger with Air America.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:11 PM (623jb)

9 My heart just bleeds.

Posted by: aelfheld at May 17, 2019 03:11 PM (IxDhF)

10 Give us money or we will box you in!

Posted by: dantesed at May 17, 2019 03:11 PM (88xKn)

11 If they pay me $5.00 and a blowjob I'll buy them.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 17, 2019 03:11 PM (7q/JE)

12 Also. Lol, get fucked.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: LOL, get fucked at May 17, 2019 03:11 PM (5SMBw)

13 When are us morons gonna start a crowdfund and raise the dough to buy up one of these turds, and then go full-on Led-Zeppelin-in-the-hotel-room-with-groupies-and-seafood on the business? Party at Salon, everyone, grab a TV and get to chucking!

Posted by: Dude at May 17, 2019 03:11 PM (hpbeA)

14 Nice Html.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2019 03:11 PM (78NmF)

15 Heh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:11 PM (EvBgT)

16 salon sucks.
almost as bad as NPR

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (d7Ww2)

17 Hey, Salon, if you liquidate the company, how about liquidating the people working for it too?

Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (623jb)

18 So, you bought it for us and had it Gift Boxed?

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (78NmF)

19 Is Salon a major perpetrator of the Russia collusion hoax??

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (DJFLF)

20 Awkward....

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (NLLmE)

21 And yet "Mother Jones" and "The Nation" soldier on, even without Soviet funding.

I will never forget chuckling when the "People's Daily World" became the "People's Weekly World", and you can guess what source of funding for that dried up.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (ujg0T)

22 Perhaps they're interested in a collaboration?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (nMFSb)

23 The blue! It burns! It burns!

Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (jYEmF)

24 Quite an organization. We are pondering this...

Posted by: The Bulwark at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (flINI)

25

Did I smell this nood coming or what?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (rTCJ6)

26 Wanna buy Salon so we can decide who gets to keep their jobs?

I mean, I'd rather do that to the NYT, but Salon's closer to the budget.

Posted by: JEM at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (8erNz)

27 We could have the Salon of Spades...

Posted by: JEM at May 17, 2019 03:13 PM (8erNz)

28 21 And yet "Mother Jones" and "The Nation" soldier on, even without Soviet funding.

I will never forget chuckling when the "People's Daily World" became the "People's Weekly World", and you can guess what source of funding for that dried up.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (ujg0T)

=========

Objection:

Assumes facts not in evidence.

I'm pretty sure that commies do nothing but fund useless ezines these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:13 PM (EvBgT)

29 SALON: I'll kill myself if you don't buy me! I will!

WORLD: Okay.

SALON: No seriously!

WORLD: Which part of "okay" is hard for you?

SALON: .......

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

30 Can Vox die next, please?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 17, 2019 03:13 PM (UnA8+)

31 Poop Magazine will buy them out.

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2019 03:13 PM (NLLmE)

32
Gray skies are gonna clearup!!

Put on a happy face!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2019 03:13 PM (8XRCm)

33 I'll give 'em 3 bucks for it.

Oh, to hell with it, I'll just buy a cappuccino.

Posted by: West at May 17, 2019 03:13 PM (CPHNr)

34 21 And yet "Mother Jones" and "The Nation" soldier on, even without Soviet funding.

I will never forget chuckling when the "People's Daily World" became the "People's Weekly World", and you can guess what source of funding for that dried up.


And the Guardian, which is funded by a dodgy family charity.

Posted by: JEM at May 17, 2019 03:14 PM (8erNz)

35 I will never forget chuckling when the "People's Daily World" became the "People's Weekly World", and you can guess what source of funding for that dried up.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (ujg0T)


Can "People's Monthly World" be far behind?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:14 PM (623jb)

36 Went public in 1999 - listed at $107 million...whoa that is a precipitous drop.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:14 PM (DJFLF)

37 But Trump is a terrible business man

Posted by: McCool at May 17, 2019 03:14 PM (KvRqW)

38 Ace, sweetie have a sandwich. You broke your own blog. You need food, protein.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 17, 2019 03:14 PM (N3JsI)

39 29 SALON: I'll kill myself if you don't buy me! I will!

WORLD: Okay.

SALON: No seriously!

WORLD: Which part of "okay" is hard for you?

SALON: .......
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)

==========

"This worked a lot differently in Blazing Saddles..."
-Salon Employee 1

"In what?!?!?!"
-Salon Employee 2

"Um...nothing..."
-Salon Employee 1

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:14 PM (EvBgT)

40 Wait, "Salon"? What salon Ace? Looks like your title was accidentally truncated. Did you mean to say "hair" or perhaps "nail" salon?

Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 03:14 PM (d6Qgu)

41 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

42 Did I smell this nood coming or what?

-----

Well.... youre a soothsayer.

So.....

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2019 03:14 PM (8XRCm)

43 I do really like the gray.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

44 LOL, Get Fucked

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 17, 2019 03:15 PM (BqBId)

45 Oh, and I always get Salon and Slate mixed up.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:15 PM (RD7QR)

46 Salon>HuffPo

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2019 03:15 PM (d7Ww2)

47 GEOTUS Nation should be able to crowdfund $5 million to buy that POS then we'll turn it into a real Anti-Left publication that will make money - bigly!

Indiegogo maybe.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:15 PM (DJFLF)

48 We can implement this color scheme when we buy out Salon.

Posted by: JEM at May 17, 2019 03:15 PM (8erNz)

49 If they pay me $5.00 and a blowjob I'll buy them.
Posted by: Marcus T


I'd buy that for a dollar!
--Channelling Robocop

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2019 03:15 PM (ftdxp)

50 Ace, sweetie have a sandwich. You broke your own blog. You need food, protein.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 17, 2019 03:14 PM (N3JsI)

------

WATER!!! AQUA!!!! AICH 2 OH !!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2019 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

51 45 Oh, and I always get Salon and Slate mixed up.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:15 PM (RD7QR)

=========

It's like confusing Marxists and Leninists.

Sure, there's a difference, but is it meaningful?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:15 PM (EvBgT)

52
I profess myself surprised. I thought they closed up a long time ago.

Salon: written by a-holes, published by a-holes, read by a-holes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (BWL+E)

53 Reminds me of the shrewd business people at the NY Times who sold the Boston Globe for a 93% loss.
in 2013

http://tinyurl.com/y4bggjlz

Posted by: McCool at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (KvRqW)

54 National Review should buy them. You can hardly tell them apart these days.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (jYEmF)

55 Boxes within boxes. Its the new Ace.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (2LelM)

56 50 Ace, sweetie have a sandwich. You broke your own blog. You need food, protein.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at May 17, 2019 03:14 PM (N3JsI)

------

WATER!!! AQUA!!!! AICH 2 OH !!!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2019 03:15 PM (8XRCm)

==========

Wasn't it salt that he needed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (EvBgT)

57 Hmmm, maybe Steve and I can purchase this little media empire at fire sale prices for our newsletter/message board we are creating... Well back to my couch and dogs.

Ahoy!

Posted by: Cap'n Joney Goldberg at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (2nW6u)

58
If Glenn Beck offered them $5.1M, they'd refuse.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (rTCJ6)

59 It's like confusing Marxists and Leninists.

Sure, there's a difference, but is it meaningful?


Don't forget the Trotskyists!

Posted by: JEM at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (8erNz)

60 Salon Media Group, a one-time digital darling, has fallen on hard times.

Wait....whu? Huh?

When was that? Did I sleep through it?

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Salon? That's an awful lot to pay for some old tanning beds.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

62
Patrick Hussion @PatrickHussion
11m
**HAPPENING NOW: Pres Trump -- "I am pleased to announce that we've just reached an agreement with Canada and Mexico and we will be sending our product into those countries without the imposition of tariffs or major tariffs."... "Hopefully Congress will pass the USMCA quickly."

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (BqBId)

63 be funny if Trump bought it through a 'reasonable' third party.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (ZqRa6)

64 If they want to save themselves feature a Beaver Hunt page.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (2LelM)

65 Pass the hat, lads. We can buy the company and then "liquidate" it. All NICE AND LEGAL!

Posted by: trev006 at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (OnEJV)

66 Hey Jonah Goldberg. Here's an opportunity for you and your fellow cucks.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (jYEmF)

67 LOL Get Fucked

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (tcQdP)

68 Y'know, if they merged with Salem Media they could probably find a way to recycle their old letterhead somehow.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (Clxcy)

69
Reminds me of the shrewd business people at the NY Times who sold the Boston Globe for a 93% loss.

And Trump, let us never forget, is a bad businessman.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (BWL+E)

70 " that it reached a deal to sell itself to a company called Salon.com LLC."

...so is this the media company equivalent of masturbation?

Posted by: Rae Leggett at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (kUTiJ)

71 53 Reminds me of the shrewd business people at the NY Times who sold the Boston Globe for a 93% loss.
in 2013

http://tinyurl.com/y4bggjlz
Posted by: McCool at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (KvRqW)

Heh. And built themselves a spiffy new headquarters in NYC that they couldn't afford the moment it opened its doors.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

72 62
Patrick Hussion @PatrickHussion
11m
**HAPPENING NOW: Pres Trump -- "I am pleased to announce that we've just reached an agreement with Canada and Mexico and we will be sending our product into those countries without the imposition of tariffs or major tariffs."... "Hopefully Congress will pass the USMCA quickly."
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (BqBId)

=========

So, free traders should be all over him with praise now, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (EvBgT)

73 isn't Salon the site with the all white female editorial board?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (ZqRa6)

74 Bet Jeff Zucker could save them.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (2LelM)

75 So really what it comes down to is this:

Have you seen Salon quoted in the media $5M more times in the last year than AoSHQ?

The problem is, if we put together $5M to pump up this burg it might look like Townhall bought the place...

Posted by: JEM at May 17, 2019 03:18 PM (8erNz)

76 68 Y'know, if they merged with Salem Media they could probably find a way to recycle their old letterhead somehow.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (Clxcy)

Salonem
Salemon
Salmonella

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:18 PM (RD7QR)

77
...so is this the media company equivalent of masturbation?

Posted by: Rae Leggett


Tie a brick to a rock and they'll both float better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:18 PM (BWL+E)

78 Bet Jeff Zucker could save them.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (2LelM)

-------

Nope. Things that cant be.... wont.

Posted by: MATH at May 17, 2019 03:18 PM (8XRCm)

79 I wouldn't pay shit for it. Let it die. The owners should be homeless and hungry.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)

80 66
Hey Jonah Goldberg. Here's an opportunity for you and your fellow cucks.


Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 03:16 PM (jYEmF)

I'm working on it! Like my dogs?
Ahoy!

Posted by: Cap'n Joney Goldberg at May 17, 2019 03:18 PM (2nW6u)

81 Wasn't it salt that he needed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts


pickle juice

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2019 03:18 PM (d7Ww2)

82 Salonem

Salemon

Salmonella

Ah Salon Ah Lakem

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (DJFLF)

83 73 isn't Salon the site with the all white female editorial board?

That was a Robert Palmer video.

RIP.

Posted by: JEM at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (8erNz)

84 [ ] [ ] [ ] L__RN [ ] [ ] [ ]
[ ] [ ] T_ C_D_ [ ] [ ]

Can't afford to buy vowels. All heheToTaLLySnArKyhehe echo chamber writing pays for is smugness.

Posted by: Buy sell buy sell at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (wx6iv)

85 It's like confusing Marxists and Leninists.

Sure, there's a difference, but is it meaningful?

Don't forget the Trotskyists!



Ahem

Posted by: Maoists at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (tcQdP)

86 WHO?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (KP5rU)

87 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (EvBgT)
*******
Don't Hold Breath

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (BqBId)

88 We can't let this happen. I'm declaring a sex strike until somebody saves Salon.

Posted by: Alyssa Milano at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (MxEKc)

89 How does Salon make money? Adverts?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (lmPMy)

90 73 isn't Salon the site with the all white female editorial board?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (ZqRa6)

Yes, the ones whose editorial policy reflects the fact that their periods have synchronized.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR)

91 I BID $1 AND TAKE NO LIABILITIES WHAT SO EVER.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (pw+jk)

92 Eat your Mushrooms, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (78NmF)

93 I don't know Arabic, just sounded it out.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (DJFLF)

94 I see that Ace finally caved to the Gray Rights crowd...

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (3U22A)

95 "Hopefully Congress will pass the USMCA quickly."
........

Now THAT is funny.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (v0R5T)

96 #learntololandgetfucked

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (Fiwz/)

97 It's like confusing Marxists and Leninists.

Sure, there's a difference, but is it meaningful?


There aren't really any Marxists anymore. Marx's predictions have all been falsified.

That's where Lenin came in for the save. "Marx wasn't wrong, you see," (of course not), "it's just that capitalism forestalled his predictions by exporting its problems to the Third World, and by importing raw materials from it."

That's why "Marxism" became "Marxist-Leninism."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (623jb)

98 I always get Salon and Slate confused.

is Salon the one that was normalizing pedophilia?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (W+vEI)

99
I'd buy it for the pleasure of firing everyone personally.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (BWL+E)

100 Awwwwww! I has the sadz.







Naw, more winning. I'm not tired of it yet boss.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (0OmEj)

101 Can any of you genius morons tell me what it is, exactly that's worth 5 million dollars with this magazine?


The name ? The talent?

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (NLLmE)

102

What's going on with Howard Stern? Fake News is telling me he might be a "changed man." That sounds like a dogwhistle to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (rTCJ6)

103 I expect the Dems will be willing to approve the USMCA quickly if we also raise our minimum wage to $15 an hour and guarantee everyone a Canadian style health care system. And Trump gives Hillary a Metal of Freedom award and makes her Sec of State again.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (ZqRa6)

104 I see that Ace finally caved to the Gray Rights crowd...
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (3U22A


Folks, I think we have a winner.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

105 Yes, the ones whose editorial policy reflects the fact that their periods have synchronized.

My daughter's proto-BFF (she is, but daughter thinks other girl is) got hers yesterday.

My daughter wakes up this morning OMG.

Posted by: JEM at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (8erNz)

106
Does Ace even LOOK at his threads when he hits the POST button?

Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

107 We should buy it and just add an O to the name...

From 'Salon', to 'Saloon'

Posted by: Don Q at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (NgKpN)

108
So what's the media death toll of the Trump Administration so far?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (BWL+E)

109 Amateur Webzine Salon

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (tcQdP)

110 All SALON employees,

LEARN TO CODE!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (pw+jk)

111 I would buy it and change the name to Saloon and talk about booze and blue collar issues.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (lmPMy)

112 What's going on with Howard Stern? Fake News is telling me he might be a "changed man." That sounds like a dogwhistle to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (rTCJ6)


He's retiring.

I think he's doing the talk show circuit for some reason.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

113 Does Ace even LOOK at his threads when he hits the POST button?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (8XRCm)

Maybe he had to drop the kids off at the pool.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (xPJvm)

114 https://reut.rs/2WYfTZW
*******
Former 'slave' in New York sex cult says founder ordered naked meetings - Reuters

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (BqBId)

115 90 73 isn't Salon the site with the all white female editorial board?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (ZqRa6)

Yes, the ones whose editorial policy reflects the fact that their periods have synchronized.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (RD7QR)


Repaint the parking lot to make all the spaces parallel parking. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (623jb)

116 We could look our money and buy it, but we'd have to add an extra o to the title

Posted by: weew at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (gk7if)

117 The name ? The talent?
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (NLLmE)


Heh. He said talent.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (aS1PU)

118 >>
Does Ace even LOOK at his threads when he hits the POST button?


It's pretty well established that, like everyone else, Ace is here for the Comments.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (78NmF)

119 114 https://reut.rs/2WYfTZW
*******
Former 'slave' in New York sex cult says founder ordered naked meetings - Reuters
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (BqBId)

==========

"And there was never a Clinton there...I swear...now, please let my family go."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (EvBgT)

120
All Salon employees:

You will now find out the true value of your recent humanities degrees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (BWL+E)

121 101 Can any of you genius morons tell me what it is, exactly that's worth 5 million dollars with this magazine?


The name ? The talent?
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (NLLmE)

The dad of one of the girls on the editorial board put up his collection of vintage Cudas as collateral. Boy is he pissed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (RD7QR)

122 I see that Ace finally caved to the Gray Rights crowd...
Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 17, 2019 03:19 PM (3U22A

Folks, I think we have a winner.
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

Thankee, Sponge

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (3U22A)

123 Look=pool

Stupid autocorrect

Posted by: weew at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (gk7if)

124 >>isn't Salon the site with the all white female editorial board?

That was HuffPost.
Salon employs Amanda Marcotte, so please, shut it down.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (W+vEI)

125 Posted by: Maoists

***

Ya know. If you used a terry cloth towel you could probably be drier.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (Rhtbg)

126 >>>Fake News is telling me he might be a "changed man."

He used to be a Friend of Donald, now he's on board the #OrangeManBad train. That's how he changed.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (DJFLF)

127 118 >>
Does Ace even LOOK at his threads when he hits the POST button?


It's pretty well established that, like everyone else, Ace is here for the Comments.
Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (78NmF)

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Then he should catch these problems a bit faster...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (EvBgT)

128 99
I'd buy it for the pleasure of firing everyone personally.


If I had a Bezos bankroll I'd buy the NYT and have the building bulldozed and carefully rendered into the Walter Duranty Memorial Park, and all NYT trademarks and copyrights carefully secured.

Posted by: JEM at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (8erNz)

129 Hey, maybe that chick posing nude to protest Alabama's anti-abortion law can be persuaded to show us her tits in protest of this sale.


Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (jYEmF)

130 I still think Trump should buy Salon.

The LOLs and wailing could combine to create a vocal firestorm

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (bcbK8)

131 Shitty magazine, with shitty personnel, offering shitty content to shitty people.

Posted by: Wanker at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (3XdZI)

132 We should buy it and just add an O to the name...

From 'Salon', to 'Saloon'
Posted by: Don Q at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (NgKpN)

The Horde never lets low hanging fruit hang for long.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (lmPMy)

133 Nice Html.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2019 03:11 PM (78NmF)

You should see his shelves....

And it should be fixed!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (wYseH)

134 Just saw the previous post about Acosta. If this shit doesn't stop there will be blood.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (FTPVM)

135 But Trump is a terrible business man

-
But he lost money during a recession. Salon is going down during the best economy in 50 years.

Ha ha ha
Ho ho ho
And a couple of tra la lump
That's how we laugh the day away
In the merry old land of Trump

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (+y/Ru)

136 I have heard of Party Naked, But Meetings Naked

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (BqBId)

137 What's going on with Howard Stern? Fake News is telling me he might be a "changed man." That sounds like a dogwhistle to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer



Going SJW?

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (NLLmE)

138
Ace doesn't care about the black and white people.

Posted by: Kanye West at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (rTCJ6)

139 Woke-Broke. The iron law of media and business. Even thought Salon was designed to appeal to the niche #Woke market, it's always been on the edge of bankruptcy, kept going only by "investments" by left wingers which were actually just donations.

--

Just like certain publications on the "right".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (hLRSq)

140
Never mind.

Posted by: Kanye West at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (rTCJ6)

141 Member on wkrp in Cincinnati when they changed the format in the middle of Johnny 's show? And member how he just scratched the needle across the record and broke it, announced the change along with his new name? Old people came in to the studio and whacked the record player with an umbrella.

Yeh. That's sorta what I picture happening if the horde took over a leftist outfit like salon. We abruptly change ever thing without warning and heads explode.

"As God is my witness, I thought progressives could even."

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (myjNJ)

142 Can any of you genius morons tell me what it is, exactly that's worth 5 million dollars with this magazine?

The name ? The talent?

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (NLLmE)
..........

The buttwipes. Oh, wait, I thought you said bolivars.

Posted by: a Venezuelan at May 17, 2019 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

143 "Please tell me they're not canceling the cruise! And check out my latest essay: 'The conservative case for serial bankruptcy.'" -- Cap'n Biff Kristol, Cuckshed Cruise Lines

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 17, 2019 03:24 PM (Fiwz/)

144 129 Hey, maybe that chick posing nude to protest Alabama's anti-abortion law can be persuaded to show us her tits in protest of this sale.

Rumor has it you can have the whole thing for a five-figure sum.

Posted by: JEM at May 17, 2019 03:24 PM (8erNz)

145 I have heard of Party Naked, But Meetings Naked
Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (BqBId)


I, strangely enough, wouldn't have an issue with this, other than the fact I would have to be naked as well.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Stern has a new book out.

Posted by: Dr. Mallamutt, Physchiatrist For The Media at May 17, 2019 03:24 PM (PD4UQ)

147 "I'd buy it for the pleasure of firing everyone personally.




Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

If you do, don't forget to tell them "Learn To Code" on the way out.

Posted by: Ripley at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (MxEKc)

148 129 Hey, maybe that chick posing nude to protest Alabama's anti-abortion law can be persuaded to show us her tits in protest of this sale.


Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (jYEmF)

Approved

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (bcbK8)

149 Cookie Milano should run naked down Pennsylvania Ave. until someone ponies up the dollah. I'm sure it would work.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (FTPVM)

150 Couldn't cuckboy, Glenn Greenwald, buy Salon and turn it into a lucrative left-wing conspiracy Bulwark? That's his bread and butter, Baby!

Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (LuPts)

151 What's going on with Howard Stern? Fake News is telling me he might be a "changed man." That sounds like a dogwhistle to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 17, 2019 03:20 PM (rTCJ6)

He's retiring.

I think he's doing the talk show circuit for some reason.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)
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I only know this because I was in Costco the other day, but ole Howie Stern has a new book out too.

Maybe he's following in the great tradition of Cankles and doing book signings in the toilet paper aisle.

Posted by: Boots at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (e9omi)

152 Salon is a perfect model of the online magazine that thought hiring college students for pennies to write crazy and outrageous leftist crap would generate clicks and get eyeballs forever. Its a business model that like ten different places have tried and all of them are dying. Vice is the saddest, it started out pretty cool.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (39g3+)

153 >>I still think Trump should buy Salon.



Don Jr.
The best part is they'd quit - he wouldn't have to fire them or lay them off.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (W+vEI)

154 What's going on with Howard Stern? Fake News is telling me he might be a "changed man." That sounds like a dogwhistle to me.

He spent a bunch of time on NPR in the last week. That's all I know.

Posted by: JEM at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (8erNz)

155 120
All Salon employees:

You will now find out the true value of your recent humanities degrees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:22 PM (BWL+E)


Now batting ... reality ... reality.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (623jb)

156 National Review should buy them. You can hardly tell them apart these days.
Posted by: LGoP


The Conservative Case For State Subsidization of Failing Left-Wing Ezines!

Posted by: David French at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (beH4q)

157 "As God is my witness, I thought progressives could even."

I don't care who you are, that's some funny sh*t right there.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at May 17, 2019 03:26 PM (3U22A)

158
I only know this because I was in Costco the other day, but ole Howie Stern has a new book out too.

Maybe he's following in the great tradition of Cankles and doing book signings in the toilet paper aisle.
Posted by: Boots at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (e9omi)


He wrote two books about the same thing already. What possibly could he put in a third?

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

159 "As God is my witness, I thought progressives could even."

And an instant classic is born

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2019 03:26 PM (39g3+)

160 153 >>I still think Trump should buy Salon.



Don Jr.
The best part is they'd quit - he wouldn't have to fire them or lay them off.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (W+vEI)

Ooh, good point

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 03:26 PM (bcbK8)

161 How is it that leftwing billionaires still have their billions after spending it on sjw

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2019 03:26 PM (AB9tT)

162 158
I only know this because I was in Costco the other day, but ole Howie Stern has a new book out too.

Maybe he's following in the great tradition of Cankles and doing book signings in the toilet paper aisle.
Posted by: Boots at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (e9omi)

He wrote two books about the same thing already. What possibly could he put in a third?
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

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He's learned from Obama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:26 PM (EvBgT)

163 How does Salon make money? Adverts?

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Perverts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 03:26 PM (+y/Ru)

164 Damn all keyboards

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (AB9tT)

165 Rumor has it you can have the whole thing for a five-figure sum.
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$000.02

Is that a five-figure sum?

Posted by: Boots at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (e9omi)

166 Is it a coincidence that the Whitehouse is no longer funneling millions of taxpayer dollars to media sites and they are going broke left and left?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (tcQdP)

167 What a fucking disappointment Stern turned out to be.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (jG1+W)

168 Are you not entertained?!?!?!

Are you not tired of winning?!?!?!?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (pw+jk)

169 It's almost as if the lefties don't actually know how to run a business.

Unless it's one that doesn't actually produce anything (Hi, Zuckerberg, you toad.)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (Boy/L)

170 5 million? You could buy a couple of Hemi Cudas for that.

Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (7HtZB)

171 Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)
********
Well Raniere is always clothed, But the Women have to be Nekkid

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (BqBId)

172 Damn all keyboards

****

On it!

Posted by: Internet Beavers at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (Rhtbg)

173 161 How is it that leftwing billionaires still have their billions after spending it on sjw
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 17, 2019 03:26 PM (AB9tT)

=========

Their billions were first amassed by the system that they now wish to destroy, but they're not dropping their ownership in the system at the same time.

One might call them hypocrites. A lot of good that does us, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (EvBgT)

174 And it should be fixed!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (wYseH)


Once you go gray, you never go back!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (623jb)

175 34 21 And yet "Mother Jones" and "The Nation" soldier on, even without Soviet funding.

I will never forget chuckling when the "People's Daily World" became the "People's Weekly World", and you can guess what source of funding for that dried up.

And the Guardian, which is funded by a dodgy family charity.
Posted by: JEM at May 17, 2019 03:14 PM (8erNz)



Did The Guardian ever get Soviet Funding like the Morning Star over there did?

I still chuckle at the old British sitcom "Yes Minister" where newspapers are described:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGscoaUWW2M

However otherwise fouled up the UK has become, I DO like their media approach. Everybody knows the Guardian and the Daily Mirror are Left and the Telegraph and the Daily Mail are more Right (by Brit standards anyway). If only the US media was so bluntly honest.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (ujg0T)

176 149 Cookie Milano should run naked down Pennsylvania Ave. until someone ponies up the dollah. I'm sure it would work.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (FTPVM)

Maybe she'll keep running until she hits Southeast.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

177 "As God is my witness, I thought progressives could even."
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 17, 2019 03:23 PM (myjNJ)

You win everything

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (bcbK8)

178
Who else feels sorry for the Republicans stupid enough to go on Fake News this Sunday and get ambushed with pro-abortion rants?

Not me!

Posted by: Kanye West at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (rTCJ6)

179 Repaint the parking lot to make all the spaces parallel parking. Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:21 PM (623jb)
--------

Hardy har har.

Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (mxdMY)

180
And yet "Mother Jones" and "The Nation" soldier on, even without Soviet funding.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (ujg0T)






I have a soft spot for The Nation. Yes, they're total commie apparatchiks, but they are considerate enouth to print the magazine on newsprint.

Soft, strong and thoroughly absorbent.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (veoSD)

181 Hey, maybe that chick posing nude to protest Alabama's anti-abortion law can be persuaded to show us her tits in protest of this sale.

-
Yet another reason to support pro life legislation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)

182 Unless it's one that doesn't actually produce anything (Hi, Zuckerberg, you toad.)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (Boy/L)


Zuckerberg is a straight-up parasite.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (623jb)

183 The iron law of media and business. Even thought Salon was designed to appeal to the niche #Woke market, it's always been on the edge of bankruptcy, kept going only by "investments" by left wingers which were actually just donations.
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:08 PM

People who feel entitled to everything pay for nothing. It's common sense that you would not want intensely entitled people to be your target demographic if you need customers to pay for your goods or services, and yet businesses (I use that term loosely) still chase this market as if it's populated by a race of Midases. It's less buzzworthy to go after normal people with normal jobs, but normal people with normal jobs are accustomed to working to pay for things, and are therefore likely to value the labor of others and be willing to exchange something in return for the fruits of said labor.

Screw the normies though, if your company isn't agitating for several dozen genders, they stink, revenues be damned!

Posted by: Buy sell buy sell at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (wx6iv)

184 I'll take it off your hands for ONE MEELION dollars. In Monopoly money.

Posted by: Michelle Malkin at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (hjaPQ)

185 Stern has been SJW for at least a decade now. He will condemn people for being pro life but at the same time want to imprison people who kill new born kittens /puppies.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (lmPMy)

186 Salon. What a faggy name.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2019 03:29 PM (m79Dg)

187 What's going on with Howard Stern? Fake News is telling me he might be a "changed man." That sounds like a dogwhistle to me.


-----

He's now the Queen of All Media

Posted by: josephistan at May 17, 2019 03:29 PM (7HtZB)

188 182 Unless it's one that doesn't actually produce anything (Hi, Zuckerberg, you toad.)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (Boy/L)

Zuckerberg is a straight-up parasite.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (623jb)

==========

He produces information for his clients.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:29 PM (EvBgT)

189
It's almost as if the lefties don't actually know how to run a business.

Some do. The ones whose treatment of their employees makes Henry Clay Frick look like a piker.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:29 PM (BWL+E)

190 68 Y'know, if they merged with Salem Media they could probably find a way to recycle their old letterhead somehow.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at May 17, 2019 03:17 PM (Clxcy)



With cucks like Medved and Hewitt, it could be a smooth transition too.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2019 03:29 PM (ujg0T)

191 What a fucking disappointment Stern turned out to be.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory



Stern had BDS way way back.

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2019 03:29 PM (NLLmE)

192 What will geriatric hippies pretend to read now? I guess they still have Harper's.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 17, 2019 03:30 PM (I5hoQ)

193 Don Jr.
The best part is they'd quit - he wouldn't have to fire them or lay them off.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2019 03:25 PM (W+vEI)


"I have bought this den of Left wing cuckery and nonsense. I shall now gather all of your works before you and burn them in a grand Bonfire of the Vanities. Muh-Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa!!!!!" Donny Two-Scoops Junior.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Memorial Day Special! AoS Brand Cuck Flensing Knives 50% off at The Outrage Outlet! at May 17, 2019 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

194 I'll take it off your hands for ONE MEELION dollars. In Monopoly money.
Posted by: Michelle Malkin at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (hjaPQ)

Isn't that what Federal Reserve Notes are?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 17, 2019 03:30 PM (m79Dg)

195 184 I'll take it off your hands for ONE MEELION dollars. In Monopoly money.
Posted by: Michelle Malkin at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (hjaPQ)


I bid 10 million dollars.

Zimbabwean dollars, of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:30 PM (623jb)

196 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR TAXPAYER FUNDED BAILOUT OF AN ULRA LIBERAL BLOG

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:30 PM (FiUMj)

197 speaking of Stern, I heard Artie Lange is pumping gas in NJ as part of his probation deal. His nose is all messed up due to decades of snorting and once accidentally inhaling some glass particles.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:30 PM (DJFLF)

198 I took my daughter on a roadtrip across the country (AZ to Michigan) a few summers ago towing our little popup with no particular schedule or plan since we had 4 weeks. Were having a blast until approx halfway thru Texas when her periods started. I challenge anyone to put up their best story of when their child started that can beat the disaster of that one.

Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 03:31 PM (d6Qgu)

199 What's going on with Howard Stern? Fake News is telling me he might be a "changed man."
.......

No more making fun of midgets?

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2019 03:31 PM (v0R5T)

200 What will geriatric hippies pretend to read now? I guess they still have Harper's.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 17, 2019 03:30 PM (I5hoQ
----------

Mother Jones is probably still around.

Posted by: bluebell at May 17, 2019 03:31 PM (mxdMY)

201 I'll take it off your hands for ONE MEELION dollars. In Monopoly money.
Posted by: Michelle Malkin at May 17, 2019 03:28 PM (hjaPQ)

I bid 10 million dollars.

Zimbabwean dollars, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I'll see your 10 million and raise you 1 trillion Zimbabwean dollars.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2019 03:31 PM (ftdxp)

202 Cool.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 17, 2019 03:31 PM (myjNJ)

203 Someone sorta asked this already, but what exactly are the buyers of Slate paying for?

What is the tangible property they are purchasing?

Posted by: girldog at May 17, 2019 03:32 PM (SJiiM)

204 howard stern is a fucking cuck. also, an asshole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 17, 2019 03:32 PM (KP5rU)

205 Maybe we should buy it and just rename it "Learn to Code". We could have great articles like

1. Return on Investment: why it wii take 437 years, 11 months, 4 days and 3 hours working at Starbucks to get enough tips to pay off your Womyn Study Degree.

2. How to say "Welcome to Wal-Mart" without appropriating anyone's culture.

3. Is the customer asking for an extra condiment packet a micro-aggression?

Posted by: Dr. Mallamutt, Physchiatrist For The Media at May 17, 2019 03:32 PM (PD4UQ)

206 167 What a fucking disappointment Stern turned out to be.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 17, 2019 03:27 PM (jG1+W)



I suspect a bit of a Chameleon in him. I will never forget the late great Bob Grant's final broadcast, and who should call in with verbose praise? Howie, after years of lambasting Grant.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2019 03:32 PM (ujg0T)

207 What's going on with Howard Stern? Fake News is telling me he might be a "changed man."

-
I
Left
My
Dick
In San Francisco

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 03:32 PM (+y/Ru)

208 203 Someone sorta asked this already, but what exactly are the buyers of Slate paying for?

What is the tangible property they are purchasing?

Posted by: girldog at May 17, 2019 03:32 PM (SJiiM)

==========

A payroll to fulfill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:32 PM (EvBgT)

209 185 Stern has been SJW for at least a decade now.

___

Still a defender of 2A though. Which for a guy who was born and raised in NYC is something.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:32 PM (FiUMj)

210 Why would anyone think it's worth a single penny?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 17, 2019 03:32 PM (vEIlU)

211 Some do. The ones whose treatment of their employees makes Henry Clay Frick look like a piker.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:29 PM (BWL+E)


In my experience (especially in Europe), socialists talk a good game, but in their own dealings are the most grasping, chiseling mofos you'd ever hope to meet. The idea of a good business deal being one that works for all the parties is foreign to them. They want every last drop of blood.

Then they return to posing about how nice and sharing they are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:33 PM (623jb)

212 I bid 10 million dollars.

Zimbabwean dollars, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I'll see your 10 million and raise you 1 trillion Zimbabwean dollars.


Dayum. Amazon has a hundred trillion dollar bank note for $107.49.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2019 03:33 PM (ftdxp)

213 210 Why would anyone think it's worth a single penny?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 17, 2019 03:32 PM (vEIlU)

Yup, remember, when you buy a company, you also buy their DEBT.

I would not buy this for a penny without taking a LONG HARD look at the books.

Posted by: Don Q at May 17, 2019 03:33 PM (NgKpN)

214 I still lol at Artie's "That's my White Mama!"

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:33 PM (DJFLF)

215 Howard Stern, the same shtick since his DC101 days. Made him rich, but boring.

Posted by: Jim Scrummy at May 17, 2019 03:33 PM (2nW6u)

216 The SEC is also threatening to delist the penny stock for failure to file financial disclosure documents for more than a year. The company said it expected to be in compliance with SEC filing rules by June 7, but acknowledged that was way past the 15-day deadline the SEC had imposed.

Hiding in the curtains.
Hiding in plain sight.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 17, 2019 03:33 PM (vEIlU)

217 What gets me is that I am confident any conservative group could promote and produce a right-wing website for clicks just as effective and profitably as any of these lefty places, but nobody will pony up the money to try to influence culture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2019 03:33 PM (39g3+)

218 Salon. What a faggy name.





Not to mention its shit's all retarded.

Posted by: Other random white dude at May 17, 2019 03:34 PM (d6Qgu)

219 speaking of Stern, I heard Artie Lange is pumping gas in NJ as part of his probation deal. His nose is all messed up due to decades of snorting and once accidentally inhaling some glass particles.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:30 PM (DJFLF)


His nose caved in. It looks like a blob of Silly Putty on his face

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 17, 2019 03:34 PM (OLCnA)

220 Stern has always been a retard. His show was funny once upon a time, but he's never been smart. Unless you're comparing him to Joe Rogan or something.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 17, 2019 03:34 PM (I5hoQ)

221 McCool: "Reminds me of the shrewd business people at the NY Times who sold the Boston Globe for a 93% loss.
in 2013"


Well, we could have waited until 2015 and sold it at a 99% loss, so, you know, we were pretty smart. We probably should have busted some windows and broken more equipment to make it more appealing and profitable, though. Really pumped up its economy, but they didn't want to listen to me on that one.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at May 17, 2019 03:34 PM (6eEQ+)

222 Still a defender of 2A though. Which for a guy who was born and raised in NYC is something.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:32 PM (FiUMj)

Only to a degree. And that's because he's licensed to carry. He's for an AWB and more registration.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 03:34 PM (lmPMy)

223 I know he was a left leaner when he was on free radio, but haven't listened to him since he went pay radio. I ain't paying for radio, then paying MORE to listen to a 60 year old man fart into a microphone.

He was entertaining, 20 years ago. Not sure anymore.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

224 Now, which one of you kids wants to smell my finger, then guess where it's been?

Posted by: Joey "Two Feels" Biden at May 17, 2019 03:34 PM (BrfST)

225 Would love to see the actual richest thief in the world, Putin, buy Salon -- simply for the amusement ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 17, 2019 03:34 PM (Kag2G)

226 In my experience (especially in Europe), socialists talk a good game, but in their own dealings are the most grasping, chiseling mofos you'd ever hope to meet. The idea of a good business deal being one that works for all the parties is foreign to them. They want every last drop of blood.

Then they return to posing about how nice and sharing they are.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:33 PM (623jb)

____

You ain't seen death cage capitalism until you've been around ultra SJW tech execs. They'll slice their mother and sister to get an extra $50K in seed funding.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:35 PM (FiUMj)

227 Why buy something that is nothing but digits and debts.

Five million bucks, create your own start up without the baggage.

Posted by: Wanker at May 17, 2019 03:35 PM (3XdZI)

228 221 McCool: "Reminds me of the shrewd business people at the NY Times who sold the Boston Globe for a 93% loss.
in 2013"

Well, we could have waited until 2015 and sold it at a 99% loss, so, you know, we were pretty smart. We probably should have busted some windows and broken more equipment to make it more appealing and profitable, though. Really pumped up its economy, but they didn't want to listen to me on that one.
Posted by: Paul Krugman at May 17, 2019 03:34 PM (6eEQ+)

========

They were waiting for the alien invasion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:35 PM (EvBgT)

229 198 I took my daughter on a roadtrip across the country (AZ to Michigan) a few summers ago towing our little popup with no particular schedule or plan since we had 4 weeks. Were having a blast until approx halfway thru Texas when her periods started. I challenge anyone to put up their best story of when their child started that can beat the disaster of that one.
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Anything that bleeds out for five days and doesn't die is something to be feared.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:35 PM (2LelM)

230 It's like confusing Marxists and Leninists.

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Splitters!!!

Posted by: maoists at May 17, 2019 03:35 PM (Dh1wo)

231
So, who's on deck? Pacifica Radio?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:36 PM (BWL+E)

232 Stern has always been one of the best interviewers but he's screwing that up now by interrupting too much . He must be watching Hannity.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 03:36 PM (lmPMy)

233 What, no bitcoin? No blockchain? These Salon kids are squares, man

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 17, 2019 03:36 PM (Rhtbg)

234 Huh.

Tulsi Gabbard is outpolling Kristen Gillibrand.

I mean it is .9% to .7%, but, that surprises me.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:36 PM (9VeU0)

235 Someone sorta asked this already, but what exactly are the buyers of Slate paying for?

-
Salon's good name?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 03:36 PM (+y/Ru)

236 Howard Stern, the same shtick since his DC101 days. Made him rich, but boring.
Posted by: Jim Scrummy at May 17, 2019 03:33 PM (2nW6u)
*********
THIS!!! He has bored the snot out of me for 20 years, Same Shtick

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 17, 2019 03:36 PM (BqBId)

237
Stern has always been a retard. His show was funny once upon a time, but he's never been smart. Unless you're comparing him to Joe Rogan or something.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 17, 2019 03:34 PM (I5hoQ)


Social media killed the shock jock.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2019 03:36 PM (TAmPV)

238 234 Huh.

Tulsi Gabbard is outpolling Kristen Gillibrand.

I mean it is .9% to .7%, but, that surprises me.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:36 PM (9VeU0)

==========

Heh.

Maybe Tulsi will climb the ladder of chaos.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:37 PM (EvBgT)

239 222 Still a defender of 2A though. Which for a guy who was born and raised in NYC is something.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:32 PM (FiUMj)

Only to a degree. And that's because he's licensed to carry. He's for an AWB and more registration.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 03:34 PM (lmPMy)

___

I don't listen enough to know the exact things he's for or against. But I've heard him say on numerous occasions he believes in the right to be armed because the police can't be everywhere and guns are the only way we can truly protect ourselves.

Don't shit on him because he's not 100% pure. For a national radio personality - not on AM talk radio - to have that kind of view is pretty amazing.

Take small wins where you get them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:37 PM (FiUMj)

240 226 In my experience (especially in Europe), socialists talk a good game, but in their own dealings are the most grasping, chiseling mofos you'd ever hope to meet. The idea of a good business deal being one that works for all the parties is foreign to them. They want every last drop of blood.

Then they return to posing about how nice and sharing they are.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:33 PM (623jb)


Read that Hanson article this morning, huh?

Posted by: Wanker at May 17, 2019 03:37 PM (3XdZI)

241 Tulsi Gabbard is outpolling Kristen Gillibrand.
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It's her swarthiness that does it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 17, 2019 03:37 PM (hjaPQ)

242 Homeless Jeopardy was pretty good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 17, 2019 03:37 PM (jG1+W)

243 There is a huge difference between the Right and the Left.

The Right will go all in on an imperfect attempt to "appease" it so to speak. See Fox News. Although I acknowledge they are dwindling as they've moved Left because of Murdoch's sons, many people still stick with it for Tucker and for the fact that Brett Baier is imperfect but he will give you a more accurate picture than any other news source.

The Left, on the other hand, is intrinsically unappeasable.

Therefore, any organization seeking to "appease" them, or exist for them, cannot live up their standards. Mostly because the standards are constantly changing like one of those four dimensional quantum time balls folds in on itself.

So any organization that is for the Left is not good enough and will be ultimately abandoned, as the shifting orb of standards changes and said org runs afoul.

Therefore

Posted by: JessiP at May 17, 2019 03:37 PM (PsdJu)

244 Tulsi Gabbard is outpolling Kristen Gillibrand.

I mean it is .9% to .7%, but, that surprises me.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:36 PM (9VeU0)


Is Tulsi the one in hooker boots?

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

245 Maybe Tulsi will climb the ladder of chaos.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:37 PM (EvBgT)

Hope not. She's the only half sane one of the bunch.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 03:38 PM (lmPMy)

246 Opps left in that "therefore." My point is done. Sorry!

Posted by: JessiP at May 17, 2019 03:38 PM (PsdJu)

247 217 What gets me is that I am confident any conservative group could promote and produce a right-wing website for clicks just as effective and profitably as any of these lefty places, but nobody will pony up the money to try to influence culture.
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Salon was but one of a million thought leader publications saying the same thing. Its like fast food - taste like shit but always available.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:38 PM (2LelM)

248 You ain't seen death cage capitalism until you've been around ultra SJW tech execs. They'll slice their mother and sister to get an extra $50K in seed funding.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:35 PM (FiUMj)


I bet. I was dealing with socialist university administrators who somehow, inexplicably, thought I would help them to cornhole companies that proposed to support my research, apparently not realizing that the money they were trying to extract from the companies would come out of my research budget.

But good God, were they chiselers. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:38 PM (623jb)

249 244 Tulsi Gabbard is outpolling Kristen Gillibrand.

I mean it is .9% to .7%, but, that surprises me.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:36 PM (9VeU0)

Is Tulsi the one in hooker boots?
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

=========

The Putin and Assad apologist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:38 PM (EvBgT)

250 Christopher R Taylor: "What gets me is that I am confident any conservative group could promote and produce a right-wing website for clicks just as effective and profitably as any of these lefty places, but nobody will pony up the money to try to influence culture."

You're not kidding. I mean, who else does one have to blow to get the real money? I'm conservative! I'n not liberal like everyone says. And I think my record speaks for itself.

Posted by: Bill Kristol et al. at May 17, 2019 03:38 PM (6eEQ+)

251 234 Huh.

Tulsi Gabbard is outpolling Kristen Gillibrand.

I mean it is .9% to .7%, but, that surprises me.
Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:36 PM (9VeU0)



I am not surprised. Tulsi is a tad more pretty and a tad less vapid.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2019 03:38 PM (ujg0T)

252 Ace Of Salon

"But first, you will blow me"

Posted by: I gotta concept at May 17, 2019 03:39 PM (nEOLy)

253 Salon was but one of a million thought leader publications

They were "thought leaders," and now they're "bankruptcy leaders."

But, still leading, so there's that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:39 PM (623jb)

254 Hickenlooper is polling at zero. ZERO.

This is an outrage!

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:39 PM (9VeU0)

255 Is Tulsi the one in hooker boots?
-----------------
Nope. That is the cray cray chick from AZ. Never fuck crazy mmmkay?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:39 PM (2LelM)

256
Homeless Jeopardy was pretty good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 17, 2019 03:37 PM (jG1+W)


Name the Jew with Kurt Waldheim was pretty good too.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2019 03:39 PM (TAmPV)

257 All polls are worthless now the Mayor Bill has entered the race. Next week the leading candidate will be......"anyone but De Blasio."

Posted by: Dr. Mallamutt, Physchiatrist For The Media at May 17, 2019 03:39 PM (PD4UQ)

258 In my experience (especially in Europe), socialists
talk a good game, but in their own dealings are the most grasping,
chiseling mofos you'd ever hope to meet. The idea of a good business
deal being one that works for all the parties is foreign to them. They
want every last drop of blood.



Then they return to posing about how nice and sharing they are.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:33 PM (623jb)


That gets to the very heart of it. Everything about socialists (aka progressives) is a lie. Everything is built on the facade of caring and compassion while deep down they are heartless, soulless, craven thieves. The virtue signalling is just their pathetic and transparent attempt to camouflage their pitiless souls.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 03:39 PM (jYEmF)

259 And I think my record speaks for itself.
Posted by: Bill Kristol et al. at May 17, 2019 03:38 PM (6eEQ+)


And, sadly, it does.

That's the problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:40 PM (623jb)

260 Socialism is communism for the bourgeoisie. They get to play radical and keep their 9 to 5 while still looking down on the proletariat.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 17, 2019 03:40 PM (Rhtbg)

261 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:37 PM (FiUMj)

You're right, you don't listen enough to know.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 03:40 PM (lmPMy)

262 Why buy something that is nothing but digits and debts.

Five million bucks, create your own start up without the baggage.
Posted by: Wanker at May 17, 2019 03:35 PM (3XdZI)


This is how it looks to me, so it's hard to see why anyone would pay five million dollars for a failed website.

Is it something more than that?

Posted by: girldog at May 17, 2019 03:40 PM (SJiiM)

263 If she calls everybody a Homo in the primary debates, she has my support.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

264 Who is going to ask Gillibrand to show her NVXIM brand at a press conference?

Posted by: Jean at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (25Dt7)

265 My son showed me a homemade porn flick that his baseball buddy and friend made yesterday. Chick was taking it at both ends. Girl liked cock. The wife was annoyed but ended up laughing.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (2LelM)

266 The hooker booted Senator hasn't been as cray cray as expected. She voted yes on a couple of Trump nominees. And remember during scotus when she applauded and got a talking to by Feinstein? LOL.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (FiUMj)

267
Why buy something that is nothing but digits and debts.

Five million bucks, create your own start up without the baggage.

Posted by: Wanker at May 17, 2019 03:35 PM (3XdZI)








For the pleasure of firing the staff, of course.

It should be done like that video of Saddam purging the Iraqi legislature.

"Abdul Rahman....."

*pregnant pause*

"...is a traitor"

*thugs grab Abdul by the arms and frog-march him out the side door where gunshots can be heard*

"Mohammed al-Said...."

*pregnant pause*

"....is a loyal patriot"

"Omar Sayyid...."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (veoSD)

268 I mean, Hickenlooper is tied with Wayne Messam!

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (9VeU0)

269 Howard Stern has always sucked, since the very beginning. How could anyone stand him?

Posted by: Chris M at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (eAZVt)

270 Stuttering John was funny. He buttonholed the Dalai Lama one time and asked, "D-d-do p-people ever say to you, 'Hello Dalai?'"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (hjaPQ)

271 Socialism is communism for the bourgeoisie. They get to play radical and keep their 9 to 5 while still looking down on the proletariat.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 17, 2019 03:40 PM (Rhtbg)


8 to 4 was a funny porno.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

272 Salon is run by rich, white, hedge fund managers.

It also takes in about $400K a month and spends $450K a month.

LOL get fucked Salon.

Posted by: MJ at May 17, 2019 03:42 PM (gAMkn)

273 I'm guessing the $5M is for golden parachutes for the staff.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:42 PM (2LelM)

274 I read somewhere else that Salon has been in the red for years and only continued to exist because its two rich liberal owners propped it up with their own money.

Are any of these liberal online outlets anything more than vanity projects and/or propaganda machines for rich dudes?

And how funny is it that this generation of lefties are getting their opinions fed to them by a handful of billionaires?

Posted by: 29Victor at May 17, 2019 03:42 PM (BJKQV)

275 261 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:37 PM (FiUMj)

You're right, you don't listen enough to know.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 03:40 PM (lmPMy)

___

OK man. Burn everyone at the stake who isn't 100% pure in their thoughts. That's a good way to win the long game and persuade people to your side.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:42 PM (FiUMj)

276 Howard Stern has always sucked, since the very beginning. How could anyone stand him?

Posted by: Chris M at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (eAZVt)


Because some of the shit he did over the years was funny.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

277 That gets to the very heart of it. Everything about socialists (aka progressives) is a lie. Everything is built on the facade of caring and compassion while deep down they are heartless, soulless, craven thieves. The virtue signalling is just their pathetic and transparent attempt to camouflage their pitiless souls.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 17, 2019 03:39 PM (jYEmF)


Yep. They seemed to consider anyone else - a forteriori a capitalist - having money as a crime against nature, and that anything they could do to extract said money was entirely justified. It's much like the liberals' attitude here that the government should have the money that inexplicably happens to be in your possession temporarily.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:42 PM (623jb)

278 But Hickenlooper can crow "I am within 5 points of Beto!"

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (9VeU0)

279 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (FiUMj)
I heard she crossed the aisle with some of her votes...could it be she's really an independent politico? She may be voting with the GOPes more than Senator Severe.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (DJFLF)

280 Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (2LelM)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (ahS0B)

281 274
And how funny is it that this generation of lefties are getting their opinions fed to them by a handful of billionaires?
Posted by: 29Victor at May 17, 2019 03:42 PM (BJKQV)

==========

They're good billionaires who hate being rich. Just not enough to give away their money, stop their money making ways, or actually help people in any meaningful way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (EvBgT)

282 If Hickenlooper is at 0%, that means that Hickenlooper and I are running neck and neck for the nomination. Cool.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (FiUMj)

283 #265 are you serious?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (O2RFr)

284 Buttigieg and Hickenlooper a presidential team that get's it.

Posted by: Wanker at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (3XdZI)

285 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:42 PM (FiUMj)

It's not about being 100% pure. Quit while you're behind.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (lmPMy)

286 Ive always wanted to own a website

Id be in if was 3 mill for Salon XXX

Posted by: REDACTED at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (DPjeO)

287 TheJamesMadison: "They were waiting for the alien invasion."

I can't believe I forgot about that. Holy moley that guy is an economic idiot. Or, shorter, idiot.

Thanks for the reminder.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (6eEQ+)

288 266 The hooker booted Senator hasn't been as cray cray as expected. She voted yes on a couple of Trump nominees. And remember during scotus when she applauded and got a talking to by Feinstein? LOL.
---------------
All true. But don't stick your dick in her mmmkay?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (2LelM)

289 Hickenlooper is polling at zero. ZERO.

This is an outrage!
Posted by: blaster

The fact that the Democratic governors (or recent governors) of three major battleground states (CO, PA, and VA) aren't running tells me all I need to know about the state of Dim polls and fundraising.

Posted by: Jean at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (25Dt7)

290 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:42 PM (623jb)

They pretty much had the perspective of a tick when a dog passes by.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:44 PM (623jb)

291 If Hickenlooper is at 0%, that means that Hickenlooper and I are running neck and neck for the nomination. Cool.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


So you're saying I have a chance?

Posted by: zombie Harold Stassen at May 17, 2019 03:44 PM (nEOLy)

292 Hickenlooper is polling at zero. ZERO.

His own Mother wouldn't vote for him

Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2019 03:44 PM (O2RFr)

293 Howard Stern has always sucked, since the very beginning. How could anyone stand him?

Posted by: Chris M at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (eAZVt)

Because some of the shit he did over the years was funny.
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)


Meh.

Howard Stern humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 17, 2019 03:44 PM (xPJvm)

294
The wife was annoyed but ended up laughing.


Today on Nice Family Moments...

Posted by: Kanye West at May 17, 2019 03:44 PM (rTCJ6)

295 All true. But don't stick your dick in her mmmkay?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (2LelM)


Wait, is that an option?

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Facebook is insidious and destructive to society. It needs to be destroyed.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 17, 2019 03:44 PM (FTPVM)

297 I had a Leftist once tell me that property itself is theft. I told him to give me his car.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2019 03:44 PM (tcQdP)

298 Socialism is communism for the bourgeoisie.
----------
Splitters!!!

Posted by: anarcho-communists at May 17, 2019 03:44 PM (Dh1wo)

299 What gets me is that I am confident any conservative group could promote and produce a right-wing website for clicks just as effective and profitably as any of these lefty places, but nobody will pony up the money to try to influence culture.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2019 03:33 PM (39g3+)


So what you're saying is that if Ace threatens to go bankrupt if someone doesn't pay five million dollars for this site, no conservative will pony up?

Posted by: girldog at May 17, 2019 03:45 PM (SJiiM)

300 287 TheJamesMadison: "They were waiting for the alien invasion."

I can't believe I forgot about that. Holy moley that guy is an economic idiot. Or, shorter, idiot.

Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (6eEQ+)

==========

"Bastiat? He was an idiot! Here, let me show you the fruits of my economic powers!"
-Krugman, throwing a rock through a window

The shop owner takes the money he was about to spend on a new suit and calls the glazier instead.

"Economic activity!"
-Krugman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:45 PM (EvBgT)

301 We should get Trump on the Democratic ballot in New Hampshire just to see how many Democrats he would beat. Over/ under starts at 19.

Posted by: Dr. Mallamutt, Physchiatrist For The Media at May 17, 2019 03:45 PM (PD4UQ)

302 Today on Nice Family Moments...

Posted by: Kanye West at May 17, 2019 03:44 PM (rTCJ6)

Manson Family?

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:45 PM (DJFLF)

303 Hickenlooper is polling at zero. ZERO.

This is an outrage!
Posted by: blaster


zero POINT zero?

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

304 Hickenlooper is polling at zero. ZERO.

Mrs. Hickenlooper coughs and shuffles her feet nervously.

OTOH, Hickenlooper has nowhere to go but up!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:45 PM (623jb)

305 Howard Stern humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.


This would have gone good with a Stalin nic.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2019 03:45 PM (tcQdP)

306 I heard she crossed the aisle with some of her votes...could it be she's really an independent politico? She may be voting with the GOPes more than Senator Severe.
Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (DJFLF)

___

I guess she figures she can't go full batshit left and get re-elected in Arizona. So she'll play footsie with Republicans, vote for a nominee here and there, but vote with Chuck/Nancy on the big things. And to the average LIV that's good enough to convince them she's an independent moderate centrist. It's smart politics.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:45 PM (FiUMj)

307 But Hickenlooper can crow "I am within 5 points of Beto!"
Posted by: blaster


I'm within 2% of Pancho Vanilla and I'm not running!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2019 03:45 PM (ftdxp)

308 Someone mentioned Stern v. Rogan. Now there's a Retardfest cage match. Both in diapers smearing their feces and vomit on one another while the pro-pot crowd circle jerks with applause.

Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 03:46 PM (d6Qgu)

309 The fact that the Democratic governors (or recent governors) of three major battleground states (CO, PA, and VA) aren't running tells me all I need to know about the state of Dim polls and fundraising.
Posted by: Jean at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (25Dt7)


Umm, Hickenlooper is recent governor of Colorado?

I hear that McAuliffe is going to come in and run for Governor of Virginia to save the Dems from themselves.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:46 PM (9VeU0)

310 And the Angry Lesbian unemployment rate just ticked up to 6.4%

Posted by: East Bay Jay at May 17, 2019 03:46 PM (Lg/Uq)

311 I remember that time, it was Christmas Eve, you know us eyetalians have that big Seven Fishes Feast...anyway my old man rolls in with his Super 8 projector and starts projecting movies of him and his latest bangwhore.

Comedy gold, Jerry! And then Nonna served up the scungili.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:46 PM (DJFLF)

312 Flat Earth Joe? hahahaha

Posted by: Ass Chum at May 17, 2019 03:46 PM (Jj+59)

313 Sinema?


Would.

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (NLLmE)

314 Hickenlooper is polling at zero. ZERO.

Feel the Hickenloopermentum!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (623jb)

315
300 287 TheJamesMadison: "They were waiting for the alien invasion."

I can't believe I forgot about that. Holy moley that guy is an economic idiot. Or, shorter, idiot.

Thanks for the reminder.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (6eEQ+)

==========

"Bastiat? He was an idiot! Here, let me show you the fruits of my economic powers!"
-Krugman, throwing a rock through a window

The shop owner takes the money he was about to spend on a new suit and calls the glazier instead.

"Economic activity!"
-Krugman

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:45 PM (EvBgT)







The second time Krugman breaks a window, the shop owner uses the glass replacement money to hire a squad of Roof Koreans.

"Try it again, short-pants."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (veoSD)

316 I guess she figures she can't go full batshit left and get re-elected in Arizona

I don't know... In the early polls, which we know shouldn't be counted on, McSally loses to that Astronaut anti-gun husband of the ex Congresswoman vegetable

Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (O2RFr)

317 We are all Dem presidential candidates now.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (v0R5T)

318 I hear that McAuliffe is going to come in and run for Governor of Virginia to save the Dems from themselves.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:46 PM (9VeU0)

____

Can he do that? VA has a 1 term limit. Unless you can skip a term then run again?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (FiUMj)

319 Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (2LelM)

Sounds heelarious. Heelarious, alright.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (ahS0B)

320 This would have gone good with a Stalin nic.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2019 03:45 PM (tcQdP)

Yes. My thought nano-seconds after hitting post.

Dang.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (xPJvm)

321 "Anti-White Knight" is funny.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (fuK7c)

322 His nose caved in. It looks like a blob of Silly Putty on his face

Frankly I'm amazed that Artie Lang is still alive. Its a shame too because he's really, really funny. His show with Nick DiPaolo was terrific.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (39g3+)

323 Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (2LelM)
---
i'd like to subscribe to your son's newsletter.

have him send a copy of the video to my nick AT moronhorde DOT com

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2019 03:48 PM (MasTK)

324 Howard Stern humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 17, 2019 03:44 PM (xPJvm)

I always found him extremely boring, except for a few rare moments.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 17, 2019 03:48 PM (J+mig)

325 Howard Stern is David Letterman with a yarmulke. Boring.

Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2019 03:48 PM (LuPts)

326 Umm, Hickenlooper is recent governor of Colorado?

I hear that McAuliffe is going to come in and run for Governor of Virginia to save the Dems from themselves.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:46 PM (9VeU0)


All is proceeding as I have foreseen ...

Posted by: Hillarhoid, Queen of the Bollardia at May 17, 2019 03:48 PM (623jb)

327 318 I hear that McAuliffe is going to come in and run for Governor of Virginia to save the Dems from themselves.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:46 PM (9VeU0)

____

Can he do that? VA has a 1 term limit. Unless you can skip a term then run again?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (FiUMj)

==========

If I remember correctly, it's just no concurrent terms. They can run again for non-concurrent terms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:48 PM (EvBgT)

328 I just got back from the vet and I can assure you there's no such thing as a free puppy.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 17, 2019 03:48 PM (hjaPQ)

329 Seven Fishes Feast

***

Wut?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 17, 2019 03:48 PM (Rhtbg)

330 328 I just got back from the vet and I can assure you there's no such thing as a free puppy.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 17, 2019 03:48 PM (hjaPQ)

==========

Only if you want it to live.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:49 PM (EvBgT)

331 Can he do that? VA has a 1 term limit. Unless you can skip a term then run again?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (FiUMj)


Virginia governor cannot serve more than one CONSECUTIVE term.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 03:49 PM (9VeU0)

332 Can he do that? VA has a 1 term limit. Unless you can skip a term then run again?
You can. It's been done before (Godwin?)

Posted by: FrodoB at May 17, 2019 03:49 PM (ctEmO)

333 Can he do that? VA has a 1 term limit. Unless you can skip a term then run again?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (FiUMj)


Nah, that would be tacky.

Posted by: Jerry Brown at May 17, 2019 03:49 PM (623jb)

334 313 Sinema?


Would.
Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2019 03:47 PM (NLLmE)

And she's a One

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 03:49 PM (bcbK8)

335 FTSB - Trump on Track to Flip the Ninth Circuit by 2020.


This will be astonishing if true. The 9th has been insane as long as I can remember, and my memory reaches back unto the Elder Days.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2019 03:49 PM (tcQdP)

336 I guess she figures she can't go full batshit left and get re-elected in Arizona. So she'll play footsie with Republicans, vote for a nominee here and there, but vote with Chuck/Nancy on the big things. And to the average LIV that's good enough to convince them she's an independent moderate centrist. It's smart politics.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:45 PM (FiUMj)
-------

This a hundred times.

When the hard votes come or once the Dem's are in the majority, she'll line up right behind Schumer.

Posted by: WisRich at May 17, 2019 03:49 PM (G0vdT)

337
TO: All Salon Employees

FROM: AceCo LLP

As the new owners of Salon, we will be terminating operations immediately. Needless to say, you are all out of jobs. We hope you wake every morning of the remainder of your miserable lives feeling an intense sense of shame at having unleashed such left-wing dreck and staining the fabric of society.

Of course, no severance will be paid. Indeed, you are to remain in your offices while your computers are checked. Any views of indecent or irrelevant web sites will be noted along with the amount of time spent on them. You will be billed for this, as it is a fraud and a theft of money paid by investors.

Notices will be sent to your local draft boards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:49 PM (BWL+E)

338
If I remember correctly, it's just no concurrent terms. They can run again for non-concurrent terms.
----------------------
Well if Dulles Corridor is for him and Manhattan, too, he will win VA. We are full of Carpetbaggers once again.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:49 PM (2LelM)

339
If I remember correctly, it's just no concurrent terms. They can run again for non-concurrent terms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:48 PM (EvBgT)






So it's Putin-Medvedev-Putin....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 17, 2019 03:50 PM (veoSD)

340 Stern is 1000X > Letterman.

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2019 03:50 PM (NLLmE)

341 335 FTSB - Trump on Track to Flip the Ninth Circuit by 2020.


This will be astonishing if true. The 9th has been insane as long as I can remember, and my memory reaches back unto the Elder Days.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2019 03:49 PM (tcQdP)

=========

Wouldn't stop the crazy, though, just stem it. Most decisions are done by a subset of the justices, not en banc. I'm sure there's more than enough craziness left for terrible judgments that SCOTUS will overrule for many moons to come.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:50 PM (EvBgT)

342 Why you can never trust the polls:

https://tinyurl.com/yxfldzgm
not one person under 50 polled in dem.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 17, 2019 03:50 PM (r+sAi)

343 My attraction to the Howard Stern show was the soap opera vibe with the staff and the celebrity guests.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 03:50 PM (lmPMy)

344 Sinema?


Would.


She's like 6-foot, 280. You sure?

Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 03:51 PM (d6Qgu)

345 Uh oh. Tomahawk Lizzie has lost Bernie's vote.

Elizabeth Warren becomes the first 2020 Democrat to endorse a housing plan that includes a federal tax on empty and second homes.

-
No.word on if she'd accept beads and trinkets instead of money.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)

346 >>I just got back from the vet and I can assure you there's no such thing as a free puppy.

It seems every time I go to the vet the bill is always $300.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2019 03:51 PM (/tuJf)

347 As far as Ive seen. Stern has 1 show and has ran it about 43000 times.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 17, 2019 03:51 PM (JtBPN)

348
It seems every time I go to the vet the bill is always $300.


5000 dollars for a titanium rod in our dogs leg

Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2019 03:52 PM (O2RFr)

349 Howard Stern is David Letterman with a yarmulke. Boring.
Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2019 03:48 PM (LuPts)


I will have to say when he was on DFW radio back in the 90's, he'd have me rolling on the floor a few times a week.

Entertained me enough to buy one of his books.

But, as they say, to each their own.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

350
It seems every time I go to the vet the bill is always $300

***

No docs on your little island?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 17, 2019 03:52 PM (Rhtbg)

351 335 FTSB - Trump on Track to Flip the Ninth Circuit by 2020.

This will be astonishing if true. The 9th has been insane as long as I can remember, and my memory reaches back unto the Elder Days.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 17, 2019 03:49 PM (tcQdP)



But just to be sure, what really needs to be done:
1. Create a 12th Circuit
2. Keep CA and HI in the 9th
3. Put the rest of the Western USA in the 12th

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 17, 2019 03:53 PM (ujg0T)

352 Wouldn't stop the crazy, though, just stem it. Most decisions are done by a subset of the justices, not en banc. I'm sure there's more than enough craziness left for terrible judgments that SCOTUS will overrule for many moons to come.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:50 PM (EvBgT)


Yep, but look on the bright side. By chance, now, there will be some three judge panels that are entirely conservative, and so the Ninth Circuit will be issuing conservative opinions, to the astonishment of all and sundry.

Sure, for a while they can be reversed by en banc reviews, but as a practical matter they can't review every decision en banc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:53 PM (623jb)

353 >>5000 dollars for a titanium rod in our dogs leg

Oh yea, there are some big ones but the routine check ups always seem to be $300. I was just laughing with some friends who have dogs the other day.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2019 03:53 PM (/tuJf)

354 As far as Ive seen. Stern has 1 show and has ran it about 43000 times.

And on today's radio show, another porn star gets naked! On Radio!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2019 03:53 PM (39g3+)

355 Hahahahaha couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of schmucks!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 17, 2019 03:53 PM (so+oy)

356 "Hickenlooper is polling at zero. ZERO."

And you know who that benefits?

Posted by: Hugh Hewett at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (6eEQ+)

357 Howard Stern has always sucked, since the very beginning. How could anyone stand him?

Posted by: Chris M at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (eAZVt)
---
to me, he's just another boring NY city asshole in a world that already has too many of them.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (MasTK)

358
It seems every time I go to the vet the bill is always $300.

Posted by: JackStraw


I think our record is $3000 for Stanley, and that was 10 years ago. One major short of his championship, the poor fellow broke his leg in a scrum. A rod was installed, there was a non-union of the fracture so the rod had to be removed and a plate put in. The plate was put in wrong and he always had a limp.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (BWL+E)

359 352 Yep, but look on the bright side. By chance, now, there will be some three judge panels that are entirely conservative, and so the Ninth Circuit will be issuing conservative opinions, to the astonishment of all and sundry.

Sure, for a while they can be reversed by en banc reviews, but as a practical matter they can't review every decision en banc.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:53 PM (623jb)

=========

It would be amazing to watch some slam dunk Leftist case get spiked in the 9th.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (EvBgT)

360 311 I remember that time, it was Christmas Eve, you know us eyetalians have that big Seven Fishes Feast...anyway my old man rolls in with his Super 8 projector and starts projecting movies of him and his latest bangwhore.

Comedy gold, Jerry! And then Nonna served up the scungili.
Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2019 03:46 PM (DJFLF)

"Scungilli" always sounded like a Medieval name for a deadly fungus. Like, "Alas and forsooth, Sir Randulf Darksnare has contracted the scungilli! Woe is us!"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (RD7QR)

361 Elizabeth Warren becomes the first 2020 Democrat to endorse a housing plan that includes a federal tax on empty and second homes.

How about teepees?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (623jb)

362 >>No docs on your little island?

Yep. My vet lives right around the corner from me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (/tuJf)

363 Ha Ha couldn't have happened to a nicer bunch of d-bags. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (I8U9h)

364 5000 dollars for a titanium rod in our dogs leg

Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2019 03:52 PM (O2RFr)
........

Should have named him Tripod instead.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

365 Re: Shalong Magazine.
Trump step-spawn or cousin or something buys it, de-turds it, publishes something interesting, makes a tidy sum.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (RuIsu)

366 And on today's radio show, another porn star gets naked! On Radio!


That was always lame. Strippers on radio.

Posted by: eleven at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (NLLmE)

367 It would be amazing to watch some slam dunk Leftist case get spiked in the 9th.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (EvBgT)


Yep. Or to uphold another policy of the Trump Administration.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:55 PM (623jb)

368 I'll give em tree-fity.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2019 03:55 PM (1ISKN)

369 "It seems every time I go to the vet the bill is always $300 "

Our customers drop at least $500 per visit. You need to up your game guys.

Posted by: COSTCO at May 17, 2019 03:55 PM (FiUMj)

370 I spent between 3 and 4k on my Logan pup when I had a tumor removed and complications set in.

Usual vet visits are a little over a $100.

Price you pay for love and loyalty. Frankly, as little as I'm home, the dog is getting the sticky end of the stick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK8)

371 I'll give em tree-fity.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2019 03:55 PM (1ISKN)


NO WUNDA that damn Lochness Monstah keeps comin back.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

372 Couldn't happen to a nicer POS rag.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (wtvvX)

373 That was always lame. Strippers on radio.

Yeah not known for their sizzling intellect and personality. Although there are exceptions, Jewel Shepherd is hilarious and she started out as a stripper.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (39g3+)

374 Yep. My vet lives right around the corner from me.

**

Lycanthropy has it's advantages

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (Rhtbg)

375 One of the funniest things about virulent anti-white hate site Salon: despite their hiring PoC writers, no PoC ever visited their site, no PoC ever read anything written there. It was the hate-whitey site par excellence, exclusively for self-hating white readers.

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (mk9aG)

376 Yep. My vet lives right around the corner from me.


Hopefully not downwind.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (fuK7c)

377 How about teepees?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Depends on how much tea she drank

Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (8ikIW)

378 "Scungilli" always sounded like a Medieval name for a deadly fungus.

It's like "Cenk Uygur," as in, "I've got a Cenk on my Uygur, and right near the tip, too."

"Bummer! At least you don't have scungilli. That's even worse."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (623jb)

379 Elizabeth Warren becomes the first 2020 Democrat to endorse a housing plan that includes a federal tax on empty and second homes.

____

BC (Canuck province) did that. Guess what happened to prices in Vancouver?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (FiUMj)

380 367 It would be amazing to watch some slam dunk Leftist case get spiked in the 9th.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:54 PM (EvBgT)

Yep. Or to uphold another policy of the Trump Administration.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:55 PM (623jb)

===========

It's why professional true believers fear Trump most. Their entire strategy around statutes and law has been the courts for a few decades. Seeing that cut off has got to be terrifying.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (EvBgT)

381
Price you pay for love and loyalty.

That's the way we look at it. We brought them into the world. If they can live a more-or-less normal life, we just have to suck it up and pay.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (BWL+E)

382 OK, you anti-abortionists! Let's see you wiggle your way out of this one!

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
To the GOP extremists trying to invoke "the unborn" to jail people for abortion:

Where are you on climate change? OH right, you want to burn fossil fuels til there's hell on Earth.

If they were truthful about their motives, they'd be consistent in their principles. They're not.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)

383 TO: All Salon Employees

FROM: AceCo LLP

As the new owners of Salon, we will be terminating operations immediately. Needless to say, you are all out of jobs. We hope you wake every morning of the remainder of your miserable lives feeling an intense sense of shame at having unleashed such left-wing dreck and staining the fabric of society.

Of course, no severance will be paid. Indeed, you are to remain in your offices while your computers are checked. Any views of indecent or irrelevant web sites will be noted along with the amount of time spent on them. You will be billed for this, as it is a fraud and a theft of money paid by investors.

Notices will be sent to your local draft boards.

Also, you might want to consider learning to code.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:49 PM (BWL+E)

FIFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2019 03:57 PM (MasTK)

384 Free health care for Mexican dogs!

Posted by: Kamalala at May 17, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

385 >>I think our record is $3000 for Stanley, and that was 10 years ago. One major short of his championship, the poor fellow broke his leg in a scrum. A rod was installed, there was a non-union of the fracture so the rod had to be removed and a plate put in. The plate was put in wrong and he always had a limp.

The first Golden we got when I was a kid was hit by a car. It broke his left hind leg in a bunch of places and he had to have a couple operations and a few pins, etc. Amazingly, he made pretty much a full recovery.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2019 03:57 PM (/tuJf)

386 Radio strippers don't smell like stale strip club fonk.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 17, 2019 03:57 PM (RuIsu)

387 So Liawatha now wants to cut in on State Property Taxes? This will not sell well anywhere.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 03:57 PM (2LelM)

388 Stern was usually pretty good at going after dip shit hollywood types that said dumb ass things that we're all supposed to listen to and hang on their every word.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

389 18
So, you bought it for us and had it Gift Boxed?

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (78NmF)

---Good Lord, don't say boxed or some of the feminists there will accuse you of rape.

Posted by: TheHoser at May 17, 2019 03:57 PM (IDjUx)

390 We're in Denver, visiting. A place we happily moved away from a year ago.

I was downtown yesterday, mid-day, 16th St Mall near Larrimer, and the electric scooter scene made it seem like some science-fiction movie.

Everywhere all around were riders on these tiny rentals, young and old, casual and formal business dress, fifteen mph, sidewalks, streets, and alleys.

Is it like this everywhere?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 17, 2019 03:57 PM (5+4v7)

391 I will have to say when he was on DFW radio back in the 90's, he'd have me rolling on the floor a few times a week.

Entertained me enough to buy one of his books.

But, as they say, to each their own.
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

That sounds like Glenn Beck repeated his pattern. He used to be hilarious when he hosted a show in Tampa, but the more national and more serious he got, the more he went off the rails into boring, predictable, self-important mad dribblings.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 17, 2019 03:57 PM (J+mig)

392 Elizabeth Warren becomes the first 2020 Democrat to endorse a housing plan that includes a federal tax on empty and second homes.

Not HER second home, of course. She needs that to properly conduct the people's business.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

393 276 Howard Stern has always sucked, since the very beginning. How could anyone stand him?

Posted by: Chris M at May 17, 2019 03:41 PM (eAZVt)

Because some of the shit he did over the years was funny.
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)


Now, it is difficult to tell his act from Colbert or Kimmel.

Two other entertainers that quit entertaining, because #Resist.

Eff 'em.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 17, 2019 03:58 PM (sy5kK)

394 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
To the GOP extremists trying to invoke "the unborn" to jail people for abortion:

Where are you on climate change? OH right, you want to burn fossil fuels til there's hell on Earth.

If they were truthful about their motives, they'd be consistent in their principles. They're not.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)


LOLWUT?!?

Thanks for posting this. I had started the day out pretty happy that I didn't have a headache.......

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

395 Radio strippers don't smell like stale strip club fonk.
Posted by: Burger Chef



Yeah. That salty tears and dashed dreams smell gets a little old at times.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2019 03:58 PM (ftdxp)

396 17
Hey, Salon, if you liquidate the company, how about liquidating the people working for it too?



Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:12 PM (623jb)
---"Nope, no one is getting fired! If you'll all just hop on this helicopter, though, we're going for a little ride ..."

Posted by: TheHoser at May 17, 2019 03:58 PM (IDjUx)

397
Elizabeth Warren becomes the first 2020 Democrat to endorse a housing plan that includes a federal tax on empty and second homes.

NO vote: Sanders, (I-VT)

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 03:58 PM (BWL+E)

398 You old-timers who heard the National Lampoon Radio Dinner album, recall the Joan Baez parody song. That song is a perfect match to the sensibilities of The Salon Set.

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 17, 2019 03:59 PM (mk9aG)

399 But just to be sure, what really needs to be done:
1. Create a 12th Circuit
2. Keep CA and HI in the 9th
3. Put the rest of the Western USA in the 12th

* * * * * *
It's an open secret that the establishment on both sides won't break up the 9th despite the fact it is so wildly outsized and determinative on federal law for all. That is one of those "if Trump does nothing else except.." items. Thing is, the bar, academia, etc don't want it divided either. It would take a Cruz-type prez to get it moving.

Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 03:59 PM (d6Qgu)

400 The Stern show is about 50/50 smart and stupid. The stupid can be really annoying, as when he literally makes fun of retards.

The good parts are pretty good, though, and with two channels there's a decent chance of finding decent listening.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 03:59 PM (fuK7c)

401 Salon has never made a dime of profit over its entire history.

Posted by: William Quick at May 17, 2019 03:59 PM (Ewoxi)

402 Two other entertainers that quit entertaining, because #Resist.

Eff 'em.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 17, 2019 03:58 PM (sy5kK)


The problem arises when entertainers forget themselves and think that they matter.

They don't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 03:59 PM (623jb)

403 My wife was telling me about the $50k a year payment to take in an adult Downs kid into the house. I gave her the 'are you fucking kidding look'. My son goes to college this fall. I want my life back and I might get it.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 17, 2019 04:00 PM (2LelM)

404 I liked Stern. I listened in high school, college and right after college. He's a really smart guy, great interview and could make fun of anything and anyone. Much like Adam Carolla.

But not everyone's cup of tea and I get why.

After he went to satelitte, I catch his show if I'm in a rental car with xm radio.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 04:00 PM (FiUMj)

405 Salon has never made a dime of profit over its entire history.
Posted by: William Quick at May 17, 2019 03:59 PM (Ewoxi)


Because it's always been a money laundering scheme.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

406 >>Elizabeth Warren becomes the first 2020 Democrat to endorse a housing plan that includes a federal tax on empty and second homes.


Fuck you and the Land Crab you rode in on, Lizzy.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2019 04:00 PM (78NmF)

407 To the GOP extremists trying to invoke "the unborn" to jail people for abortion:

Where are you on climate change?


It's warming up, then again it's about to be summer in Texas. Thanks for asking.
Damn shame about your mama. That she didn't avail herself of abortion services 29 years ago.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2019 04:00 PM (ftdxp)

408 Essentially, any of us here are tied with approximately 20% of the Democrat field of candidates.

Think about that.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 04:00 PM (9VeU0)

409 Scungili sounds like something Tony Soprano would call a guy who cut him off in traffic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2019 04:01 PM (39g3+)

410 Not HER second home, of course. She needs that to properly conduct the people's business.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 03:58 PM (RD7QR)


How about the houses she flipped?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 04:01 PM (623jb)

411 I didn't think it was possible, but Star Trek Discovery got worse in its second season...

I'm three episodes in and it's just...terrible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 17, 2019 04:01 PM (EvBgT)

412 308 Someone mentioned Stern v. Rogan. Now there's a Retardfest cage match. Both in diapers smearing their feces and vomit on one another while the pro-pot crowd circle jerks with applause.
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 03:46 PM (d6Qgu)


which one is the wife?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 17, 2019 04:02 PM (sy5kK)

413 "Where are you on climate change? "

It's in the 50s right now. Last weekend was 85. Tomorrow the high is expected to be 75.

If this isn't proof of climate change I don't know what is. We need to ban planes, cars and A/Cs.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 04:02 PM (FiUMj)

414
What's funny is I recently watched the youtube parodies of the cartoons Arthur and Calliou.

Arthur and Calliou and the other chaacters are adults and really messed up. They're on drugs. Tattoos. And, of course, homosexual.

The real Arthur show is now the equivalent of that parody.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 17, 2019 04:02 PM (rTCJ6)

415 Elizabeth Warren becomes the first 2020 Democrat to endorse a housing plan that includes a federal tax on empty and second homes.


Fuck you and the Land Crab you rode in on, Lizzy.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2019 04:00 PM (78NmF)


It just seems that everything the Dems run on has something do to with taking MORE of my money.

You're already taking around 25% of it.

FUCK YOU. ESAD, cooont.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

416 This is the site that posted, "I'm talking about the First Lady's butt."I'm guessing they didn't do anything like this with Melania.

Posted by: MikeN at May 17, 2019 04:02 PM (o/eHL)

417 308 Someone mentioned Stern v. Rogan. Now there's a Retardfest cage match. Both in diapers smearing their feces and vomit on one another while the pro-pot crowd circle jerks with applause.
Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 03:46 PM (d6Qgu)


What, no love for Al Franken? He's the one who started the diaper thing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 04:03 PM (623jb)

418 If Salon folds, where will we get the kind of insightful writing about admitting you're a man attracted to young boys? (This actually happened.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 04:03 PM (ptqGC)

419 But just to be sure, what really needs to be done:
1. Create a 12th Circuit
2. Keep CA and HI in the 9th
3. Put the rest of the Western USA in the 12th


At least, if not a 13th as well. The area is far too vast, covering far too many people. They literally cannot do their job properly, even with the ridiculous host of judges they have. I know a lot of people don't want it divided but I don't get the logic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+)

420 Of course they never made a profit. You only get a profit when you produce something people actually want.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2019 04:03 PM (1ISKN)

421 This is the site that posted, "I'm talking about the First Lady's butt."I'm guessing they didn't do anything like this with Melania.
Posted by: MikeN at May 17, 2019 04:02 PM (o/eHL)


If they were talking about Mooch, let's face it, they had a lot of material.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2019 04:03 PM (623jb)

422 Watch Trading Places.

Note well All Franken's appearance in it.

Then remember he was elected to the Senate.

As a Democrat.

Posted by: blaster at May 17, 2019 04:04 PM (9VeU0)

423 If Salon folds, where will we get the kind of insightful writing about admitting you're a man attracted to young boys? (This actually happened.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Little Green Footballs?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2019 04:04 PM (ftdxp)

424 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2019 04:04 PM (ftdxp)

425 >>>Stern was usually pretty good at going after dip shit hollywood types
that said dumb ass things that we're all supposed to listen to and hang
on their every word.<<<

I'll give Stern credit for getting Meagain Kelly to air her views on The Grip of the penis.

Posted by: Fritz at May 17, 2019 04:04 PM (LuPts)

426 283 #265 are you serious?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2019 03:43 PM (O2RFr)


c'mon.

the tipoff is that no kids play baseball any more!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 17, 2019 04:04 PM (sy5kK)

427
Stern took a lot of shit from lefties in 2016 for not releasing the tapes from when Trump was on his show.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 17, 2019 04:04 PM (TAmPV)

428
Note well All Franken's appearance in it.

He was the ape in the cage with Beeks, right?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 04:05 PM (BWL+E)

429 Nood called

Posted by: FrodoB at May 17, 2019 04:05 PM (ctEmO)

430 I must be heartless, or just because I grew up on a farm, but I just cannot justify paying thousands of dollars for a pet. I love em but... time for another one if this one gets that sick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 17, 2019 04:05 PM (39g3+)

431 blaster: "Essentially, any of us here are tied with approximately 20% of the Democrat field of candidates.

Think about that."


Then please untie me ASAP. I don't want to drown with 'em either.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 17, 2019 04:05 PM (6eEQ+)

432 418 If Salon folds, where will we get the kind of insightful writing about admitting you're a man attracted to young boys? (This actually happened.)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 17, 2019 04:03 PM (ptqGC)

Eh, I'm sure the Guardian will be happy to pick up the slack.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 17, 2019 04:05 PM (RD7QR)

433 I actually used to listen to and enjoy Stern long long ago when it was just raunchy funny. Then a couple years into Sirius he tried to invent a "smart" side to his show which resulted in cringe. It was clear he was trying to stay in good graces of the SJW set while trying to please both sides of the political aisle.

Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 17, 2019 04:05 PM (d6Qgu)

434 Elizabeth Warren becomes the first 2020 Democrat to endorse a housing plan that includes a federal tax on empty and second homes.
..........

I think she should maybe go and get herself a beer, and ask hubby if he wants one too.

Posted by: Kamalala at May 17, 2019 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

435 Stern was usually pretty good at going after dip shit hollywood types that said dumb ass things that we're all supposed to listen to and hang on their every word.
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

He went to the dark side and joined them. He's part of the in crowd now.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 17, 2019 04:05 PM (lmPMy)

436 "OK, here's the question. You have $5 million. You can: a) Buy Salon, or b).."
"B. I'll take B."
"You can't yet. I haven't told you what B is."
"Don't care. I'm taking B."

Posted by: Ted K. at May 17, 2019 04:05 PM (FJYfm)

437 He was the ape in the cage with Beeks, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 04:05 PM (BWL+E)


He was one of the stoned, lazy baggage handlers.

Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

438 Horses are cheaper than dogs. Go figure.

Posted by: Ass Chum at May 17, 2019 04:06 PM (Jj+59)

439
He was one of the stoned, lazy baggage handlers.

Posted by: Sponge


I knew that, but I have to have my little joke.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 17, 2019 04:07 PM (BWL+E)

440 Ape in the cage was Jim Belushi.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 17, 2019 04:07 PM (fuK7c)

441 Elizabeth Warren becomes the first 2020 Democrat to endorse a housing plan that includes a federal tax on empty and second homes.

Every stupid policy idea proudly flying from the yard arm.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 17, 2019 04:07 PM (Boy/L)

442
If this isn't proof of climate change I don't know what is. We need to ban planes, cars and AOCs.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 17, 2019 04:02 PM (FiUMj)
---
FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2019 04:08 PM (MasTK)

443 Salon dies: Anne Lamott hardest hit. Worst writer in history of the English language.

Posted by: gp aka Source Pee at May 17, 2019 04:08 PM (mk9aG)

444 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
To the GOP extremists trying to invoke "the unborn" to jail people for abortion:
---
She continues to say the bill penalizes women who have abortions, but the bill only penalizes the person who performs an abortion.

She's also tweeting the "25 white men passed this" meme, even though the sponsor of the bill, Terri Collins, is female and the governor who signed it into law, Kay Ivey, is female.

Alabama votes pro-life at roughly 60%, and polls consistently show women to be more pro-life than men.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 17, 2019 04:10 PM (hjaPQ)

445 394 Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
To the GOP extremists trying to invoke "the unborn" to jail people for abortion:

Where are you on climate change? OH right, you want to burn fossil fuels til there's hell on Earth.

If they were truthful about their motives, they'd be consistent in their principles. They're not.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)


LOLWUT?!?

Thanks for posting this. I had started the day out pretty happy that I didn't have a headache.......
Posted by: Sponge at May 17, 2019 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
-----------

That's not even pretzel logic.

Saw a 2 minute video of hear questioning drug CEO about high costs. She wanted to make a point, and she was outraged, but all she could get out was "People are dying! People are dying!"

CEO shrugged and moved on to the next Rep.

Posted by: WisRich at May 17, 2019 04:10 PM (G0vdT)

446 "Where are you on climate change?"

-
Didja see that there's been another change in terminology?

NEW: In email to staff, The Guardian says it's changing the style guide when reporting on climate change...

- "Climate emergency, crisis" instead of "climate change"

- "Global heating" instead of "global warming"

- "Climate science denier" instead of "climate sceptic"

https://bit.ly/2Hp2DIs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 17, 2019 04:10 PM (+y/Ru)

447 I spent between 3 and 4k on my Logan pup when I had a tumor removed and complications set in.

Usual vet visits are a little over a $100.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 17, 2019 03:55 PM (bcbK


Vet bills also vary somewhat by area. When we moved from Seattle to another county west of Puget Sound, everything became less expensive by about 15-20%. But we still get referred on occasion to specialists, and most labwork is sent out for analysis, and those prices are high no matter where you go. Although I'm not complaining; the improvement in levels of care and outcomes over the last 10-15 years, especially for surgery and chemo, has been remarkable.

Posted by: HTL at May 17, 2019 04:22 PM (xOOs/)

448 (39 "Pull the Tregroes" A true classic. Got the vinyl, got the CD.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 17, 2019 04:23 PM (RuIsu)

449 Hmmm, so there is no market for leftist websites.

Is anybody surprised?

Posted by: Exurban Doug at May 17, 2019 04:27 PM (8mWEM)

450 I'm waiting til they throw in some ginsu knives. And maybe a Popeil Pocket Fisherman.

Posted by: OCBill at May 17, 2019 04:38 PM (df+Zi)

451 I knew one of the founders of Salon...a real leftist hippie. But he also believed in free speech and truth, so he was always advocating leftist ideas but was willing to listen to, consider and debate opposing viewpoints.


The Salon leadership kicked him out years ago. He only got 5 million or so when they Dumped him..

Man, he must be happy now.

(And

Posted by: Kasper the unfriendly at May 17, 2019 04:53 PM (Us4xC)

452 Among other charming traits, when she gets exercised AOC has a real grinding, whiny bitch voice going for her too.
Sort of a marriage between the unthinkable and the unlistenable.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at May 17, 2019 04:58 PM (koNhm)

453 Does liquidate mean they're all wee-weed up at Salon? Might need some Depends

Posted by: Charlotte at May 17, 2019 06:25 PM (uk//v)

454 I'm ready for a big fucking mug of Schadenfreude.

Posted by: SFCMAC at May 20, 2019 08:16 AM (05Blp)

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