The Morning Rant

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"Progressives like to claim that the economic disparites between blacks and whites are due to white privilege. Ignoring the fact that Asian immigrants generally do quite well in this country, what can be done to lessen the disparity? Well, it's not like white privilege is any big secret. Anyone can reach out and take some. Here's how you do it: Go to school and study your ass off. Graduate from high school. Obey the law. Avoid recreational drugs and alcohol. Get a job. Consider no job, if it is honest work, to be beneath you. Work your ass off. Go to church. Avoid pre-marital sex and all-night partying. Do not have a child unless you're married and are able to support one. Live beneath your means. Save money for emergencies. Do not hang out with criminals, slackers, or losers. This is white privilege in a nutshell. And what's great about white privilege is, get this, you don't have to be white to get it. These rules will work for anyone, regardless of race or religion or country of origin. All you have to do is follow them and good things will come your way. Usually. The problem is that, due to the unevenness of life, the benefits of white privilege are not evenly distributed, so it's better if you live in a community where everyone practices these rules. In this way, you will maximize your chances of benefitting from white privilege. But you're not done yet. You also must teach these rules to your children, and teach them to teach the rules to their own children. Because the benefits of white privilege accrue like compound interest over generations. And it only takes one generation, maybe two, to break this golden chain and then you're back to square one, back to the misery, starvation, ignorance, and squalor that have been endemic to human societies since time immemorial. White privilege is the only path that has ever lead to prosperity for the many, rather than just for the few. So what this world needs is not less white privilege, but more."



The Crazy Years:

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The REAL Game of Thrones:

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Self-Own:


Read the responses to this lame tweet. It's funny how often I've seen pro-abortion zealots think they're scoring a killer point with this line and have it blow up in their faces. You would think they'd have caught on to this by now.


La Abeja Está En Fuega:



Harsh, But Fair:

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Blistering Hot Take:

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Poland Stands Tall:





Hooray For, Uh, Yollywood?
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This is Turkish actress Gülşen Bubikoğlu. Here's another photo. And one more. I believe the photos are from the 70s, before sharia came along.



For the 'Ettes:

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Friday's celebs: Catherine Deneuve and a young lad, Christopher Walken.



Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Red Velvet Cake:

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What exactly is red velvet cake, anyway? This is something I've never had. I had no idea, especially when I found out that the 'red' comes from red food coloring. But this NY Times article discusses velvet cakes in general, and where and how the red velvet cake originated. There are a number of recipes for red velvet cake that claim to be the best. Here is one that I thought might be good. Also, this sour cream red velvet cake could be worth looking at.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:26 AM




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1 Am I first?
Great content too!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 11:14 AM (0tfLf)

2 Heeeeyyyy. Wait a minute...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 11:14 AM (0tfLf)

3 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:26 AM (9cans)

4 damn it

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:26 AM (9cans)

5 Hai

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 20, 2019 11:27 AM (HC/+T)

6 TJM -When/what can we look forward to in your next published work?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:27 AM (N39Ws)

7 Omar Shariff!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

8 Diogenes, how the hell did you post 2 comments before I got the rant published?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:28 AM (b7IdW)

9 http://bit.ly/2El5tN1
*******
Mark Meadows: 'Declassification is right around the corner' - Sara A. Carter

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 20, 2019 11:28 AM (BqBId)

10 Willowed:

471:
TJM -What can we look forward to on your next published work?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:26 AM (N39Ws)

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Fantasy novel. I'm going through one final polish right now (actually, I need to pull away from my desk to do that just about now), and then I'll start prepping it for July 1.

I'll be releasing a chapter (probably Chapter 4: Past, Present, Future) on my site once I've done giving it a spit shine.

Husband comes back from a long war to find his wife in mourning over the death of their son that he never met. A dragon comes to their land, they form a bond, and begin to chase it across the countryside.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:28 AM (9cans)

11 7 Omar Shariff!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 11:27 AM (W+vEI)


Yas. I think you spelled his name wrong, though.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:28 AM (b7IdW)

12 YOLOwood?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)

13 I was robbed! Robbed I was!
Was first earlier, but then it was gone.
Sigh....

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 11:29 AM (0tfLf)

14 8 Diogenes, how the hell did you post 2 comments before I got the rant published?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:28 AM (b7IdW)

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It went up real quick for a few seconds about 10 minutes ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:29 AM (9cans)

15 8
Diogenes, how the hell did you post 2 comments before I got the rant published?


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:28 AM (b7IdW)
The rant was visible for a very brief moment. I almost posted a "1st", but opted to read the content first.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:29 AM (N39Ws)

16 The concept of "red velvet cake" continues to elude me. But that's why my wife calls me a senile old fool.

Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2019 11:29 AM (qEujL)

17 Wynonna Judd is Turkish?

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 20, 2019 11:29 AM (Xvo1a)

18 Perfect. Amash (and Romney) is/are caricatures of intelligent people.

https://tinyurl.com/yywowmn3

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 20, 2019 11:29 AM (Z216Q)

19 I think the Polish PM invited the covington kids to Poland for a meet a greet

Posted by: patrick from Ohio at May 20, 2019 11:30 AM (dKiJG)

20 This is. . . it will make you want to rant.

It's in the UK, but this attitude of newcomers to their new home is happening here, too just via a different set of identifiers (say, speaking Spanish vs. the burka):

https://twitter.com/almostjingo/status/

1128667776371924993

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 11:30 AM (W+vEI)

21 I do so love it when someone just tells off the twerps from the BBC. Never apologize, just tell them lol.....

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:31 AM (wW03z)

22 The rant was visible for a very brief moment. I almost posted a "1st", but opted to read the content first.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:29 AM (N39Ws)


It went up real quick for a few seconds about 10 minutes ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:29 AM (9cans)


But I didn't tell it to publish. It was still in 'Draft' mode. Sigh. The ways of pixy are indeed mysterious.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:31 AM (b7IdW)

23 Mitten did read the Meuller Report and said there was no evidence of Obstruction. He just hates PDT for being a winner.

Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2019 11:31 AM (KOCKb)

24 10
Willowed:



471:

TJM -What can we look forward to on your next published work?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:26 AM (N39Ws)



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Fantasy novel. I'm going through one final polish right now
(actually, I need to pull away from my desk to do that just about now),
and then I'll start prepping it for July 1.



I'll be releasing a chapter (probably Chapter 4: Past, Present, Future) on my site once I've done giving it a spit shine.



Husband comes back from a long war to find his wife in mourning over
the death of their son that he never met. A dragon comes to their land,
they form a bond, and begin to chase it across the countryside.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:28 AM (9cans)

Look forward to it!
BTW -- nice hash (9cans).

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:31 AM (N39Ws)

25 U.S. Senator Kamala Harris, one of two dozen Democrats vying for the 2020 presidential nomination, on Monday proposed closing the gender pay gap by requiring companies to disclose pay data and secure an "equal pay certification" or be fined.


Let's start with Hollywood

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2019 11:32 AM (QkjLD)

26 I have lived in Turkey...and yes, the womenz re that beautiful. That's why they keep them hidden, except in Istanbul.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 11:32 AM (0tfLf)

27 22
But I didn't tell it to publish. It was still in 'Draft' mode. Sigh. The ways of pixy are indeed mysterious.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:31 AM (b7IdW)

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Someone probably entered an accent mark over an e and it caused a cascading series of events that led to a partial publish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:32 AM (9cans)

28 19 I think the Polish PM invited the covington kids to Poland for a meet a greet
Posted by: patrick from Ohio at May 20, 2019 11:30 AM (dKiJG)


He did? That's freaking awesome!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:32 AM (b7IdW)

29 BTW, BBC lady, how many refugees now live in your flat?

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:32 AM (wW03z)

30 >>Mark Meadows: 'Declassification is right around the corner' - Sara A. Carter

The FBI is boned.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 11:32 AM (/tuJf)

31 Progressives are never charitable with their time or their money so they just assume we're the same.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:32 AM (oZ6kz)

32 OM - that is a very wise rant.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 11:32 AM (lwiT4)

33 And when the Nazi treasure hunter came into St. Anthony's cave, he said "He chose... poorly."

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:32 AM (Kpl3J)

34 24 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:28 AM (9cans)

Look forward to it!
BTW -- nice hash (9cans).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:31 AM (N39Ws)

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It is an ode to a trio of three boobed ladies from Total Recall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:33 AM (9cans)

35 The Turkish actress proves that the Uncanny Valley is not a new thing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 11:33 AM (OoOd6)

36 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

37 20
This is. . . it will make you want to rant.



It's in the UK, but this attitude of newcomers to their new home is
happening here, too just via a different set of identifiers (say,
speaking Spanish vs. the burka):



https://twitter.com/almostjingo/status/



1128667776371924993

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 11:30 AM (W+vEI)
UK and the rest of Europe is lost. It just doesn't it it is dead yet.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:33 AM (N39Ws)

38 Dear Pro-Life friends: what have you *personally* done to support lower income single mothers?


I've personally donated thousands of dollars of my own moeny to them to assist with their expenses.

One dollar bill at a time.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 11:33 AM (OMsf+)

39 Great Megan McCain picture. She's no Major Barbara Undershaft.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 11:33 AM (Bdeb0)

40 Darrin Stevens (aka Derwood)

Posted by: ra at May 20, 2019 11:33 AM (ig9A2)

41 Diogenes, how the hell did you post 2 comments before I got the rant published?


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:28 AM (b7IdW)

****

I clicked to refresh.
It was there.
So I started typing.
Then it froze up.
I refreshed again.
Started typing.

Have we moved to the dark web?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 11:33 AM (0tfLf)

42 Sharif don't like it - Rock the Casbah! Rock the Casbah!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:34 AM (Kpl3J)

43 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:28 AM (9cans)

Look forward to it!

BTW -- nice hash (9cans).
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:31 AM (N39Ws)


Right. It's going into the AoSHQ Hash Museum.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:34 AM (b7IdW)

44 "Progressives like to claim that the economic disparites between blacks and whites are due to white privilege. Ignoring the fact that Asian immigrants generally do quite well in this country, what can be done to lessen the disparity?

1. Asians suffered from an egregious amount of racism in the 19th Century; literally seen as expendable during railroad construction also lynched and massacred. What Asians didn't do is sit around for four generations whining about how unfair it was.

2. African immigrants from Nigeria and other countries typically outperform native-born African-Americans economically within a generation of arrival.

The issue isn't race, it's culture.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2019 11:34 AM (O7MnT)

45
The actress looks a bit like Pamela Hensley of Buck Rogers fame

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 11:34 AM (OLCnA)

46 >>38 Dear Pro-Life friends: what have you *personally* done to support lower income single mothers?

Paid for it.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 11:34 AM (Bdeb0)

47 I feel sorry for the 'ettes. That's one ugly dude.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

48 I CAN oppose killing puppies because I'm showing personal responsibility by NOT ALLOWING my dogs to have puppies only to have them be a burden on EVERYONE ELSE.

Fuck you, leftist shitheads. You're evil AND stupid which makes you extremely dangerous.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 11:34 AM (Zz0t1)

49 The chick has a forties vibe; I was starting with Carmen Miranda before I saw the clue. The guy I recognize but can't name. The Swedes tried to make Poland Swedish but the Poles had other ideas. And Michael Moore must have a pact with Satan because he isn't staying alive by truthfulness and sveltness.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 20, 2019 11:34 AM (RD7QR)

50 Good to see St Anthony agrees with me. I've said for a while that the saying "In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king." was wrong. It should be "In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is considered insane and only manages to escape with his life because the others are blind."

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2019 11:35 AM (uquGJ)

51 But I didn't tell it to publish. It was still in 'Draft' mode. Sigh. The ways of pixy are indeed mysterious.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:31 AM (b7IdW)

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Someone probably entered an accent mark over an e and it caused a cascading series of events that led to a partial publish.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:32 AM (9cans)


It was a Schrodinger post, both published and unpublished until Diogenes looked at it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 11:35 AM (aS1PU)

52 44
1. Asians suffered from an egregious amount of racism in the 19th Century; literally seen as expendable during railroad construction also lynched and massacred. What Asians didn't do is sit around for four generations whining about how unfair it was.

2. African immigrants from Nigeria and other countries typically outperform native-born African-Americans economically within a generation of arrival.

The issue isn't race, it's culture.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2019 11:34 AM (O7MnT)

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Swedes tend to be successful wherever they go.

Probably because of blonde privilege.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:35 AM (9cans)

53 U.S. Senator Kamala Harris, one of two dozen Democrats vying for the 2020 presidential nomination, on Monday proposed closing the gender pay gap by requiring companies to disclose pay data and secure an "equal pay certification" or be fined.



Wouldn't it be simpler just to have the government set all wages and prices?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 11:35 AM (OoOd6)

54 and I'm still at work!


argh!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2019 07:44 PM (d7Ww2)


I was thinking the same thing.

My wife has a cousin that looks like that. Meth is one hell of a drug.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 11:35 AM (Zz0t1)

55 >>Dear Pro-Life friends: what have you *personally* done to support lower income single mothers?


If I wasn't there at the making of the baby why is it my responsibility to do anything?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 11:35 AM (/tuJf)

56 OM - did you have a chance to look at what I sent you? I can just post a link in the comments...

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 11:35 AM (W+vEI)

57 It was a Schrodinger post, both published and unpublished until Diogenes looked at it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 11:35 AM


***

So you're saying I typed something...and then I didn't?

Damn!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM (0tfLf)

58 I clicked to refresh.
It was there.
So I started typing.
Then it froze up.
I refreshed again.
Started typing.
Have we moved to the dark web?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 11:33 AM (0tfLf)


Possibly. Some last-minute edits I was working on also vanished at the same time. I had to recreate them and that was why there was a short delay.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM (b7IdW)

59 Dear Pro-Life friends: what have you *personally* done to support lower income single mothers?



Supplied groceries to single mom with two kids for two years. Currently sponsor two children whose mother has Aids, through monthly donations. Daughter works with children who are sex-trafficked. Step-sister built a private school for orphans.

Shall I go on?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM (lwiT4)

60 Someone probably entered an accent mark over an e and it caused a cascading series of events that led to a partial publish.


Here is a old timey story. 1986 I was working for a small firm what thought that Xenix was the future so we set up a bunch of workstations.

I was trying to set up the database and test it out so I put in my fiance's name, O'Connor, and it kept crashing. It turned out that it used ' as a field delimiter and O'Connor type names killed it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM (fuK7c)

61 That Turk has a ManFace.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM (488xF)

62 Your assessment of White Privilege is rather brilliant, OregonMuse.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM (jUVms)

63 Damn Opera.....the copy function sucks balls and keeps messing up my posts.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM (Zz0t1)

64
We are living in a world that the St. Anthony quote describes

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM (OLCnA)

65 31
Progressives are never charitable with their time or their money so they just assume we're the same.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:32 AM (oZ6kz)
My daughter and I were discussing this over the weekend. The left wants the government to perform what most would consider charitable acts. Paid for by legal theft (taxation). They want to destroy what volunteer organizations, churches and other groups do by making it harder and harder for them. They do this through rules/laws/regulations, and even attempting to shame them as being hateful, bigoted, racist, etc. One only needs to see how many Catholic Charities have been forced out of the adoption business.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:37 AM (N39Ws)

66 I've never bought that line about defense stocks being a reason for war.

MAYBE the banana republic revolutions, I can see those being done to protect a big corp. But those were barely wars.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK8)

67 47 I feel sorry for the 'ettes. That's one ugly dude.

He looked good in Dr. Chicago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:37 AM (Kpl3J)

68 56 OM - did you have a chance to look at what I sent you? I can just post a link in the comments...
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 11:35 AM (W+vEI)


No, I did not, but it's on my list of things to do. Thank you for sending it.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:37 AM (b7IdW)

69 I feel sorry for the 'ettes. That's one ugly dude.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8


I was thinking the same thing.

My wife has a cousin that looks like that. Meth is one hell of a drug.


What I MEANT that response to be to......

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 11:37 AM (Zz0t1)

70 Dear Pro-Life friends: what have you *personally* done to support lower income single mothers?


Dollar at a time. #OnThePole!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 11:38 AM (KB6If)

71 Polish spokesman to British twat interviewer:

lolgetfucked

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)

72 Possibly. Some last-minute edits I was working on also vanished at the same time. I had to recreate them and that was why there was a short delay.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM


Well, I hope I didn't screw it up.
Next time I'll put a fiver in Pixy's G String.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 11:38 AM (0tfLf)

73
"The concept of "red velvet cake" continues to elude me."


If the concept is to taste yummy then I get it.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 20, 2019 11:38 AM (4thlk)

74 the womyn's f'd everything up and they had to put a man back in charge

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 20, 2019 11:38 AM (0O7c5)

75 Mitten did read the Meuller Report and said there was no evidence of Obstruction. He just hates PDT for being a winner.

-
Same reason I hate Justin Verlander.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2019 11:38 AM (+y/Ru)

76 Dear Pro-Life friends: what have you *personally* done to support lower income single mothers?

I've sent them the ads in the Sunday paper for cheap birth control options so they can PREVENT unwanted pregnancies and their burden on the rest of society should they not be able to AFFORD the child.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 11:39 AM (Zz0t1)

77 Mmmmm....LOVE red velvet cake!

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 11:39 AM (cF8AT)

78 Red velvet cake is teh awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:39 AM (NWiLs)

79 55 >>Dear Pro-Life friends: what have you *personally* done to support lower income single mothers?

I chose not to help murder their children.

Also, I've given a lot of cash to hot single mothers, often in singles and $100 bills.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK8)

80 77
Mmmmm....LOVE red velvet cake!

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 11:39 AM (cF8AT)
Good delivery vehicle for the frosting.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:39 AM (N39Ws)

81 Dear Pro-Life friends: what have you *personally* done to support lower income single mothers?
_______________

Dear Open-Borders friends: how many "refugees" have you personally welcomed to live in your home and have access to your bank accounts?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2019 11:39 AM (k4dH2)

82 Dear Pro-Life friends: what have you *personally* done to support lower income single mothers?
========

And just what the fuck have they done for me lately?

I owe them nothing. They owe me nothing.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 20, 2019 11:40 AM (vg8iE)

83 All of you men talking about supporting single moms one dollar bill at a time are disgusting.

Don't any of you cheap fucks ever get a lapdance? You don't pay for those in ones.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:40 AM (oZ6kz)

84 >>I feel sorry for the 'ettes. That's one ugly dude.



You don't like Yuri from Dr. Zhivago?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 11:40 AM (W+vEI)

85 The only problem with red velvet cake is that if you take it on a picnic, you attract red velvet ants.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:40 AM (Kpl3J)

86 I chose not to help murder their children.

Also, I've given a lot of cash to hot single mothers, often in singles and $100 bills.

You're welcome.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK

Now this is a man who lives his values!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

87 >>Mmmmm....LOVE red velvet cake!


When it is done right, it's good.

Lotta people end up making it kinda greasy, though.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:40 AM (488xF)

88 Supplied groceries to single mom with two kids for two years. Currently sponsor two children whose mother has Aids, through monthly donations. Daughter works with children who are sex-trafficked. Step-sister built a private school for orphans.

Shall I go on?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM (lwiT4


Exactly. Most of the responses to that ignorant twitter tweet are like yours. All they see are the protests. They just refuse to look at how much goes on behind the scenes.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:40 AM (b7IdW)

89 Someone probably entered an accent mark over an e and it caused a cascading series of events that led to a partial publish.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 20, 2019 11:32 AM (9cans)



**cough**

Posted by: Butterfly, what flapped its wings at May 20, 2019 11:41 AM (wW03z)

90 83 All of you men talking about supporting single moms one dollar bill at a time are disgusting.

Don't any of you cheap fucks ever get a lapdance? You don't pay for those in ones.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:40 AM (oZ6kz)

I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:41 AM (NWiLs)

91 You don't pay for those in ones.

Depends on how big your stack of ones is.

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 11:41 AM (OMsf+)

92 He looked good in Dr. Chicago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:37 AM (Kpl3J



Is he related to Dr. Detroit?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2019 11:41 AM (OLCnA)

93 So NBC has an opinion piece out saying that investigating the FBI is not only misguided but dangerous.


Really? Then what do you think about spying on a Presidential campaign and a two year special counsel investigation on the President.

Let me guess: Tot's okay.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 11:41 AM (G0vdT)

94 53 U.S. Senator Kamala Harris, one of two dozen Democrats vying for the 2020 presidential nomination, on Monday proposed closing the gender pay gap by requiring companies to disclose pay data and secure an "equal pay certification" or be fined.

Wouldn't it be simpler just to have the government set all wages and prices?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 11:35 AM (OoOd6)



This is the Demunists' back door method of that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 11:41 AM (ujg0T)

95 Shall I go on?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM (lwiT4)

No. You don't owe an explanation for your charity (or lack thereof) to anyone.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2019 11:41 AM (wYseH)

96 47 I feel sorry for the 'ettes. That's one ugly dude.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK


Thank you...I thought it was just me that felt that way.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)

97 Swedes tend to be successful wherever they go. Probably because of blonde privilege.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts



It certainly isn't our cooking.

Posted by: Butterfly, what flapped its wings at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (wW03z)

98 That Moore is a bigger tool than Sean Penn is not a surprise. That he can'take be bothered to check actual news reports is.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (pGvPP)

99 >>61 That Turk has a ManFace.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM (488xF)

That's how Zod validates his handler in the park. Unassuming type, lingering around the third light-pole.

"Balmy day today. Looks like a storm later."
"That Turk has a man-face."
(passes thumb-drive in folded newspaper)

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (Bdeb0)

100 Polish spokesman to British twat interviewer:

lolgetfucked
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)


We have taken in not ONE muslham because we CARE about our citizens and do our JOBS by protecting them from the evils found around the world.

Just ask FRANCE how their import policies are working out for them.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (Zz0t1)

101 90
83 All of you men talking about supporting single moms one dollar bill at a time are disgusting.



Don't any of you cheap fucks ever get a lapdance? You don't pay for those in ones.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:40 AM (oZ6kz)



I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:41 AM (NWiLs)
Why pay to see what you can get at home for free. Oh, wait.......

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (N39Ws)

102 I love red velvet cake. My mom used to make one for my birthday every year. After she passed away, hubbymayhem got her recipe and made it.
By the way, red velvet pancakes are the awesomeness too.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (myjNJ)

103 Uhhhh

Posted by: pep = Butterfly, what flapped its wings at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (wW03z)

104 All of you men talking about supporting single moms one dollar bill at a time are disgusting.

Don't any of you cheap fucks ever get a lapdance? You don't pay for those in ones.
Posted by: Broseidon


#MakingItRainUpInHere!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (KB6If)

105 Two words: Champagne Room.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (OoOd6)

106 With the gazillion different options for contraception, available at very low cost, the number of "unwanted" pregnancies should be vanishingly small.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)

107 The toilet is just a shelf for your poo. - Old German proverb.

Posted by: Hanz Jurgenschmirgendorfen at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (xyb8I)

108 Dear Pro-Life friends: what have you *personally* done to support lower income single mothers?


I paid my taxes, which in no small measure go to just that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 11:43 AM (ujg0T)

109 >>83 All of you men talking about supporting single moms one dollar bill at a time are disgusting.

You misspelled "generous."

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 11:43 AM (Bdeb0)

110 >>By the way, red velvet pancakes are the awesomeness too.


Ooh, you should send that recipe to CBD for the food thread.

Exit question: Does one put maple syrup on red velvet pancakes?
*ducks*

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 11:43 AM (W+vEI)

111 >>I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

You haven't missed anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (/tuJf)

112 92 He looked good in Dr. Chicago.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:37 AM (Kpl3J
Is he related to Dr. Detroit?"

They both worked with Dr. FeelGood.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)

113 The only problem with red velvet cake is that if you take it on a picnic, you attract red velvet ants.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2019 11:40 AM (Kpl3J)


Their burrows are the Velvet Underground.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (aS1PU)

114 Why pay to see what you can get at home for free. Oh, wait.......
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (N39Ws)

Heh. I suppose I could get my computer to smell like cigarette smoke, cheap booze and cheaper perfume, but it doesn't really do lap dances very well.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (NWiLs)

115 Supplied groceries to single mom with two kids for two years. Currently sponsor two children whose mother has Aids, through monthly donations. Daughter works with children who are sex-trafficked. Step-sister built a private school for orphans.

Shall I go on?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 11:36 AM (lwiT4)

She got hundreds if not thousands of replies just like that.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (cF8AT)

116 Mitten did read the Meuller Report and said there was no evidence of Obstruction. He just hates PDT for being a winner.



Posted by: JAS at May 20, 2019 11:31 AM (KOCKb)


He didn't cave! He didn't surrender like he was supposed to!

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117
Two words: Champagne Room.


https://youtu.be/j9yBPcn8IqU

Posted by: Bert G at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (OMsf+)

118 Swedes tend to be successful wherever they go. Probably because of blonde privilege.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts





It certainly isn't our cooking.




That's for darn sure.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (lwiT4)

119 Good morning Horde. Top 200ish...

Posted by: zeera with a new book, link in nic at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (3Bzg7)

120 106 With the gazillion different options for contraception, available at very low cost, the number of "unwanted" pregnancies should be vanishingly small.
_______________

Except that requires some forethought and a sense of personal responsibility.

Have you met any lefties who behave like that?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2019 11:45 AM (k4dH2)

121 50 Good to see St Anthony agrees with me. I've said for a while that the saying "In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king." was wrong. It should be "In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is considered insane and only manages to escape with his life because the others are blind."

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2019 11:35 AM (uquGJ)


Stolen!
(Thank you.)

Posted by: lizardbrainski - now with extra class at May 20, 2019 11:45 AM (Tlz6I)

122 111 >>I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

You haven't missed anything.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (/tuJf)

I hear that depends wildly upon the location. And whether you're in Canada or not.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)

123 111 >>I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

You haven't missed anything.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (/tuJf)



I visited those places a few times as a younger man, only to find them much more *depressing* than titillating.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 11:45 AM (ujg0T)

124 Good delivery vehicle for the frosting.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 20, 2019 11:39 AM (N39Ws)

True, very true!

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 11:45 AM (cF8AT)

125 >>111 >>I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

Zod has been to "The Block."

In Baltimore.






Tannhauser Gate. Glittering C-beams. Time to die.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 11:45 AM (Bdeb0)

126 When it is done right, it's good.

Lotta people end up making it kinda greasy, though.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:40 AM (488xF)

How do you make a red velvet cake greasy?

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (cF8AT)

127 111 >>I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

You haven't missed anything.
Posted by: JackStraw



Well, unless you're into disease, desperation, dysfunction and despair.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (wW03z)

128 Sorry, I'm on the "what is the sense of red velvet cake?" bandwagon. Just never got it. Chocolate cake for me, the chocolatier the better.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (RD7QR)

129 Well, I hope I didn't screw it up.

Next time I'll put a fiver in Pixy's G String.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 11:38 AM (0tfLf)


I don't think it was anything *you* did. If you saw it published, then it should be ok to post a comment on. I thought I had accidentally published it. But then it somehow 'unpublished' and I lost the edits.

Oh well, no harm, no foul.

And I don't think anybody wants to look at pixy in a g-string.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (b7IdW)

130 Sad, that pro-abortion chick is a looker too. Oh well.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (2PXwn)

131
Omar Shariff!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

Yas. I think you spelled his name wrong, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor


She misspelled Sharif but she did not misspell deputy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (aKsyK)

132 >>I visited those places a few times as a younger man, only to find them much more *depressing* than titillating.

The exact feeling I get.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (/tuJf)

133 120 106 With the gazillion different options for contraception, available at very low cost, the number of "unwanted" pregnancies should be vanishingly small.
_______________

Except that requires some forethought and a sense of personal responsibility.

Have you met any lefties who behave like that?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2019 11:45 AM (k4dH2)

Which is exactly the point. It would take just the slightest amount of effort, but that seems to be a bridge too far.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (NWiLs)

134 I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

Zod has been to "The Block."

In Baltimore.

Tannhauser Gate. Glittering C-beams. Time to die.
Posted by: Zod



Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (KB6If)

135 Melina Morcuri sp)?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2019 11:47 AM (O2RFr)

136 Well, unless you're into disease, desperation, dysfunction and despair.
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (wW03z)

Ah, the Great Four Ds of Life.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:47 AM (NWiLs)

137 I visited those places a few times as a younger man, only to find them much more *depressing* than titillating.

The exact feeling I get.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (/tuJf)


Agreed.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 20, 2019 11:47 AM (aS1PU)

138 130 Sad, that pro-abortion chick is a looker too. Oh well.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (2PXwn)



Worse than that, she is one of those "progressive" Jews who think that somehow the Islamists won't rape and enslave her. It's painful to read her tweets.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 11:47 AM (ujg0T)

139 only to find them much more *depressing* than titillating.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 11:45 AM (ujg0T)

Bingo.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2019 11:47 AM (wYseH)

140 U.S. Senator Kamala Harris, one of two dozen Democrats vying for the 2020 presidential nomination, on Monday proposed closing the gender pay gap by requiring companies to disclose pay data and secure an "equal pay certification" or be fined.

Not to be outdone, Fauxcahontas promises to help miserable single women get dates: "Sen. Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For Everything Including Your Love Life"

https://is.gd/FYTDUu

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2019 11:47 AM (O7MnT)

141 Tannhauser Gate. Glittering C-beams. Time to die.
Posted by: Zod



Are we then to take it that you've seen things we wouldn't believe?

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:48 AM (wW03z)

142 She got hundreds if not thousands of replies just like that.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (cF8AT)



Tami - I see so many families in the churches around me, whose parents are white, and they have black or mixed race children. Foster care and adoption are heavily encouraged in evangelical-world.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 11:48 AM (lwiT4)

143 You guys are such normies. The abject despair is part of the allure.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:48 AM (oZ6kz)

144 Why would I oppose killing puppies?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 11:48 AM (n/+Yw)

145 Wish someone would ask Harris if she would punish businesses that pay men *less*.
They exist, such as modeling and porn. I'm sure there are others. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2019 11:49 AM (W+vEI)

146 The toilet is just a shelf for your poo. - Old German proverb.
Posted by: Hanz Jurgenschmirgendorfen at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM (xyb8I)


Poo is a funny word.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

147 And I don't think anybody wants to look at pixy in a g-string.


Well, he's a guy.

Posted by: State Farm's Henpecked Husband at May 20, 2019 11:49 AM (fuK7c)

148 Ah, the Great Four Ds of Life.
Posted by: Insomniac



Whoops, I forgot dependency.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:49 AM (wW03z)

149 129 Well, I hope I didn't screw it up.

Next time I'll put a fiver in Pixy's G String.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 11:38 AM (0tfLf)

I don't think it was anything *you* did. If you saw it published, then it should be ok to post a comment on. I thought I had accidentally published it. But then it somehow 'unpublished' and I lost the edits.

Oh well, no harm, no foul.

And I don't think anybody wants to look at pixy in a g-string.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (b7IdW)

Speak for yourself, h8ter.

Posted by: Pete Bootygig, really, really ghey at May 20, 2019 11:49 AM (RD7QR)

150 >Heh. I
suppose I could get my computer to smell like cigarette smoke, cheap
booze and cheaper perfume, but it doesn't really do lap dances very
well.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (NWiLs)


But you've totally never seen the inside of a strip club.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 11:49 AM (sjdRT)

151 Tami - I see so many families in the churches around me, whose parents are white, and they have black or mixed race children. Foster care and adoption are heavily encouraged in evangelical-world.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 11:48 AM (lwiT4)

Yep. And there are TONS of families in the pipeline who would be willing to adopt these kids if they weren't being killed in the womb, in spite of a system that makes adoption onerous and oppressively expensive.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:49 AM (NWiLs)

152 143 You guys are such normies. The abject despair is part of the allure.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:48 AM (oZ6kz)

SHAME IS PART OF THE KINK

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:50 AM (NWiLs)

153 83 All of you men talking about supporting single moms one dollar bill at a time are disgusting.

Don't any of you cheap fucks ever get a lapdance? You don't pay for those in ones.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:40 AM (oZ6kz)

4 dances for a $100

If I'm in Portland, I use a lot of $2 bills and $5's too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 11:50 AM (bcbK8)

154 Great rant, OM. and I appreciate the quote from St Anthony. He was a great man and a great Saint. Here's whar Orthodox Wiki says about him:

https://orthodoxwiki.org/Anthony_the_Great

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 11:50 AM (ahS0B)

155 150 >Heh. I
suppose I could get my computer to smell like cigarette smoke, cheap
booze and cheaper perfume, but it doesn't really do lap dances very
well.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:44 AM (NWiLs)


But you've totally never seen the inside of a strip club.
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 11:49 AM (sjdRT)

I've heard things.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:50 AM (NWiLs)

156 This. Is. Awesome.

https://tinyurl.com/y3xs4fup

This guy could be talking about the US but in 1 minute he wraps up the Australian election.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 11:50 AM (/tuJf)

157 127 111 >>I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

You haven't missed anything.
Posted by: JackStraw


Well, unless you're into disease, desperation, dysfunction and despair.
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (wW03z)

That's why I'm not going with my company when they relocate to North Jersey.

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 11:50 AM (7HtZB)

158 Ah, the Great Four Ds of Life.
Posted by: Insomniac


Whoops, I forgot dependency.
Posted by: pep


And D cups.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 11:51 AM (KB6If)

159 I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:41 AM (NWiLs)


Next time, try wearing pants.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:51 AM (b7IdW)

160 157 127 111 >>I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

You haven't missed anything.
Posted by: JackStraw


Well, unless you're into disease, desperation, dysfunction and despair.
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (wW03z)

That's why I'm not going with my company when they relocate to North Jersey.
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 11:50 AM (7HtZB)

North Jersey as a grimy strip joint. That's an excellent analogy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 11:52 AM (RD7QR)

161
Well, unless you're into disease, desperation, dysfunction and despair.


California here I come!

Posted by: Guy int into disease, desperation, dysfunction and despair at May 20, 2019 11:52 AM (O7MnT)

162 143 You guys are such normies. The abject despair (of the strip clubs) is part of the allure.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:48 AM (oZ6kz)



I can put on some goth music and achieve the same thing for a lot less?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 11:52 AM (ujg0T)

163 >>Are we then to take it that you've seen things we wouldn't believe? Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:48 AM (wW03z)

Baltimore Voight-Kampff test:

"You see a woman on a raised platform. She's wearing a unicorn-horn on her head, and she's using a double-dong on another woman."
"What's a unicorn-horn?"
"Nevermind. You see a..."
"What's a double-dong?"
".....!....."

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)

164 148 Ah, the Great Four Ds of Life.
Posted by: Insomniac


Whoops, I forgot dependency.
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:49 AM (wW03z)

Well, you could say desperation and despair are of a kind, so disease, despair, dysfunction and dependency should still cover it.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

165 >> I've never seen the inside of a strip club.


Ever seen the inside of a Stripper, though?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:53 AM (488xF)

166 >>The abject despair (of the strip clubs) is part of the allure. Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:48 AM (oZ6kz)

Your newsletter. You will send it to Zod.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 11:53 AM (Bdeb0)

167 It certainly isn't our cooking.



Posted by: Butterfly, what flapped its wings at May 20, 2019 11:42 AM


Cooking? Who needs cooking?

Posted by: Surstromming, Sweden's favorite at May 20, 2019 11:53 AM (Z216Q)

168 For a second I thought the baby killer on Twatter there was an ISIS propaganda account doing its part to goad us into a civil war.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 20, 2019 11:53 AM (+dsLj)

169
And I don't think anybody wants to look at pixy in a g-string.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor


That's a Tom Waits song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 11:53 AM (aKsyK)

170 I've seen the inside of several strip clubs in my life. Some have been nice, some have been nasty. Some of the women have been working women on the way to somewhere else, using what God gave them to pay the way. Some were whores looking to pay for drugs.

I in no way feel guilty for my life choices.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)

171 Young Omar Sharif is not as sexy as Older Omar Sharif.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 11:53 AM (lwiT4)

172 "You see a woman on a raised platform. She's wearing a unicorn-horn on her head, and she's using a double-dong on another woman."
"What's a unicorn-horn?"
"Nevermind. You see a..."
"What's a double-dong?"
".....!....."
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 11:52 AM (Bdeb0)

Uh, roll for morale?

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (7HtZB)

173 Oh um
No I don't support single mothers either, not even with dollar bills at strip clubs.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (n/+Yw)

174 168 For a second I thought the baby killer on Twatter there was an ISIS propaganda account doing its part to goad us into a civil war.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 20, 2019 11:53 AM (+dsLj)

I fear we're self-goading at this point.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (RD7QR)

175 Ah, the Great Four Ds of Life.
Posted by: Insomniac


Whoops, I forgot dependency.
Posted by: pep


And D cups.
Posted by: rickb223 at M

****

And D Plane!!! D Plane!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (WqhK3)

176 "Thou Shalt Not Steal" (Except by majority vote)

This is the "liberal" idea of charity. "I voted to steal money from you to give to someone else. This makes me virtuous, and is my good deed for the day."

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (SVPcU)

177
That's why I'm not going with my company when they relocate to North Jersey.

Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 11:50 AM

---

What company would voluntarily relocate to New Jersey? It is a hell hole for businesses there.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (JUOKG)

178 "I can put on some goth music and achieve the same thing for a lot less?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 11:52 AM (ujg0T)"

No no, the abject despair *of others*. Unless in your experience listening to The Smiths makes attractive young women look like they've had their spirits broken before they hit the quarter century mark.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (oZ6kz)

179 >>And I don't think anybody wants to look at pixy in a g-string.


Isn't Pixxy from Australia?

Like a young Mel Gibson?

You should check with Cuthbert before making these claims.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (488xF)

180 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (GWll0)

181 156 This. Is. Awesome.

https://tinyurl.com/y3xs4fup

This guy could be talking about the US but in 1 minute he wraps up the Australian election.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2019 11:50 AM (/tuJf)

I like this guy. "Climate change cult" is a great turn of phrase.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (NWiLs)

182 2020 Iowa Democratic Caucus:
Biden 24%
Sanders 24%
Buttigieg 14%
Warren 12%
Harris 10%
O'Rourke 5%
Klobuchar 2%
Yang 2%
Booker 1%
Abrams 1%
Inslee 1%

Posted by: HA at May 20, 2019 11:55 AM (MAstk)

183 170 I've seen the inside of several strip clubs in my life. Some have been nice, some have been nasty. Some of the women have been working women on the way to somewhere else, using what God gave them to pay the way. Some were whores looking to pay for drugs.

I in no way feel guilty for my life choices.
Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 11:53 AM (Zz0t1)



I get that; I actually knew someone who paid for her university that way.

I'm just saying that I found them *depressing* places. Then again, those were my InCel (before they called it that) days.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 11:55 AM (ujg0T)

184 >That's why I'm not going with my company when they relocate to North Jersey.



Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 11:50 AM


I had friends in Jersey City. Spent some time there. Those friends are in TX now.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 20, 2019 11:55 AM (sjdRT)

185 Well, unless you're into disease, desperation, dysfunction and despair.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (wW03z)


You get a similar sense from low cost blackjack tables in casinos, too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 20, 2019 11:55 AM (Z216Q)

186 I've
seen the inside of several strip clubs in my life. Some have been nice,
some have been nasty. Some of the women have been working women on the
way to somewhere else, using what God gave them to pay the way. Some
were whores looking to pay for drugs.



I in no way feel guilty for my life choices.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 11:53 AM


---

Met one stripper in a club that was in her final year of College. She was going to graduate debt free and have some $$$ in the bank.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 20, 2019 11:55 AM (JUOKG)

187 North Jersey as a grimy strip joint. That's an excellent analogy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 11:52 AM (RD7QR)

Well, I live in North Jersey, and except for small parts of it, it is rather nice looking.


Politics and government dysfunction is another issue.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2019 11:56 AM (wYseH)

188 165 >> I've never seen the inside of a strip club.


Ever seen the inside of a Stripper, though?
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:53 AM (488xF)

Not that law enforcement can prove.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

189 The TuttleSinger tweeter is obviously unaware that one of the ways PP creates demand for abortion is to get girls on non-abstinence birth control. PP found that the more girls they could get on the Pill by age 14, the more abortions they would be providing for them by age 17.

This is info from the 1990s, but I'm sure there is a similar effect today.

Giving girls the impression they can have consequence-free sex encourages them to engage in baby-making activities. When their birth control fails, there's a baby to get rid of.

Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2019 11:56 AM (4HMW8)

190 182 2020 Iowa Democratic Caucus:
Biden 24%
Sanders 24%
Buttigieg 14%
Warren 12%
Harris 10%
O'Rourke 5%
Klobuchar 2%
Yang 2%
Booker 1%
Abrams 1%
Inslee 1%
Posted by: HA at May 20, 2019 11:55 AM (MAstk)

Whoa, did Slow Joe just lose a bunch of support to Bootygig and Bernie?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 11:56 AM (RD7QR)

191 This is
the "liberal" idea of charity. "I voted to steal money from you to give
to someone else. This makes me virtuous, and is my good deed for the
day."

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (SVPcU)



That's it exactly. I saw some quote by a nun (?) that basically said you could not call yourself pro-life and be against raising taxes to pay for child services.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 11:56 AM (lwiT4)

192 there's no need to be a real live stripper with web cams now

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 11:56 AM (Rarvo)

193 >>I had friends in Jersey City. Spent some time there. Those friends are in TX now.


So. They are masochists?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:56 AM (488xF)

194 @SallyGold

Observations from Iowa - it is very flat, driving is monotonous, there is more unbuilt land in one block than NYC has in an entire borough, dirt roads are terrifying, no one carries almond milk and caucus-goers are extremely well-informed.

And @ndhapple and I will never be so happy to step onto a subway again.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS TYPICAL NEW YRKER JOURNALIST HOTTAKE ON THE MIDWEST IS SO OLD THAT IOWAHAWK WAS SATIRIZING BACK WHEN SALLY WAS (PROBABLY) STILL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.

PSSSST, SALLY! YOU ARE NOT AN ANTHROPOLOGIST AND NON-COASTAL AMERICANS LAUGH AT YOUR OBSESSIVE NEED TO TELL YOURSELF YOU AND YOUR CITY ARE TOTES SUPERIOR.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 20, 2019 11:56 AM (W+vEI)

195 135 Melina Morcuri sp)?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2019 11:47 AM (O2RFr)


Sorry, no. But thanks for reminding me of Melina Mercouri, I'll have to use her in the future.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 11:57 AM (b7IdW)

196 Somebody smarter than me once observed that people go crazy en masse, but only come to their senses one at a time.

Something to keep in mind watching the current fecal festival on the Left. There is hope, I think. But it will take time.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 20, 2019 11:57 AM (SVPcU)

197 185 Well, unless you're into disease, desperation, dysfunction and despair.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (wW03z)


You get a similar sense from low cost blackjack tables in casinos, too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 20, 2019 11:55 AM (Z216Q)

But no tits. Point, strip club.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

198
"What's a double-dong?"
".....!....."
Posted by: Zod


Skip that and go straight to the triple-dong dare!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2019 11:57 AM (aKsyK)

199 182 2020 Iowa Democratic Caucus:
Biden 24%
Sanders 24%
Buttigieg 14%
Warren 12%
Harris 10%
O'Rourke 5%
Klobuchar 2%
Yang 2%
Booker 1%
Abrams 1%
Inslee 1%
Posted by: HA at May 20, 2019 11:55 AM (MAstk)



Biden is the most mature, most intelligent, most thoughtful, most experienced, and most realistic of those listed.

Let that sink in....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 11:57 AM (ujg0T)

200 2020 Iowa Democratic Caucus:
Biden 24%
Sanders 24%
Buttigieg 14%
Warren 12%
Harris 10%
O'Rourke 5%
Klobuchar 2%
Yang 2%
Booker 1%
Abrams 1%
Inslee 1%
Posted by: HA



I'm only 2% behind 5 candidates and I'm not running!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 11:57 AM (KB6If)

201 Every stripper I know is using the money to pay College.

College Anderson. He's the closest coke dealer to the club.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:58 AM (oZ6kz)

202 189 The TuttleSinger tweeter is obviously unaware that one of the ways PP creates demand for abortion is to get girls on non-abstinence birth control. PP found that the more girls they could get on the Pill by age 14, the more abortions they would be providing for them by age 17.

This is info from the 1990s, but I'm sure there is a similar effect today.

Giving girls the impression they can have consequence-free sex encourages them to engage in baby-making activities. When their birth control fails, there's a baby to get rid of.
Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2019 11:56 AM (4HMW

IIRC, PP also provides the shittiest version of the pill available and doesn't provide appropriate instruction on its use. It's evil but shrewd.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:58 AM (NWiLs)

203 187 North Jersey as a grimy strip joint. That's an excellent analogy.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 11:52 AM (RD7QR)

Well, I live in North Jersey, and except for small parts of it, it is rather nice looking.


Politics and government dysfunction is another issue.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2019 11:56 AM (wYseH)

Well, that's fair. When I think North Jersey I think Newark, which is not really proper. Let's just say that the cities of North Jersey are immense, grimy strip joints with chicks who look like their heroin tracks have drug problems and leave it at that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 11:58 AM (RD7QR)

204 >>Uh, roll for morale?
Posted by: josephistan at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (7HtZB)

+5 Bleach of Unseeing.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 11:58 AM (Bdeb0)

205 Biden is the most mature, most intelligent, most thoughtful, most experienced, and most realistic of those listed.

I saw a poll indicating that Buttplug had no countable support amongst African-Americans. They're apparently not down with the Dweeby White Gay thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2019 11:59 AM (6XLoz)

206 Posted by: grammie winger at May 20, 2019 11:56 AM (lwiT4)

It's not a complicated point, but the blinders of progressivism have destroyed any possibility that we can have a rational debate about the proper function of government charity, and whether it is cost efficient and helpful.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2019 11:59 AM (wYseH)

207 Reminder:

Polls are for strippers.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

208 Biden is the most mature, most intelligent, most thoughtful, most experienced, and most realistic of those listed.

Frightening, isn't it?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2019 11:59 AM (O7MnT)

209 I briefly dated a stripper when I was in college.

She had a Business degree and a Real Estate Portfolio that would make any sane man jealous.

No drugs. No disease. No dysfunction.

Just a super smart, super hot chick with the most perfect C cups ever made.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 11:59 AM (488xF)

210 I saw a poll indicating that Buttplug had no countable support amongst African-Americans.

Well, he did come out against George Jefferson this past weekend.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2019 12:00 PM (O7MnT)

211 There is no way I'd hang around to take a pic...

@BillyCorben

Tourist finds alligator chilling on alligator pool float at Southwest Miami-Dade Airbnb because Florida:

https://tinyurl.com/yyhakano

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

212 Biden is the most mature, most intelligent, most thoughtful, most experienced, and most realistic of those listed.
=========

Pffft. "Experienced?"

Can he bring a man to climax in 20 seconds with his mouth? I seriously doubt it.

Kamala, on the other hand.....

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 20, 2019 12:00 PM (vg8iE)

213 Another way to deal with white privilege is to simply get rid of the whites. I saw this at Instapundit over the weekend. Read it and puke:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4do6qbl

Posted by: rickl at May 20, 2019 12:01 PM (xjiRE)

214 Never liked Omar, thought he was miscast as Dr. Zhivago and Nick Arnstein

Posted by: CN at May 20, 2019 12:01 PM (U7k5w)

215 I've never bought that line about defense stocks being a reason for war.

MAYBE the banana republic revolutions, I can see those being done to protect a big corp. But those were barely wars.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,

....................

You gotta be kidding me... or you are very naive.

You have no idea how powerful the military industrial lobby is.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 12:01 PM (so+oy)

216 201 Every stripper I know is using the money to pay College.

College Anderson. He's the closest coke dealer to the club.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 11:58 AM (oZ6kz)



You know, the collegiate stripper I did know DID get a little bit intoxicated (the old fashioned alcohol way) before she went up there.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 12:01 PM (ujg0T)

217 Women HAVE control of their bodies. They can prevent unwanted pregnancies ANY TIME THEY WANT.

Abortion has NOTHING to do with women's health or body control. You already MADE your choice by getting pregnant, stupid.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

218 211 There is no way I'd hang around to take a pic...

@BillyCorben

Tourist finds alligator chilling on alligator pool float at Southwest Miami-Dade Airbnb because Florida:

https://tinyurl.com/yyhakano
Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 12:00 PM (cF8AT)

That's so Florida it's painful. Plus the gator looks like it's having a great time.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 12:02 PM (RD7QR)

219 The Bee's snark is what I've been saying about the PETA freaks, especially Howard Stern for years.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 12:02 PM (e46OR)

220 I like this guy. "Climate change cult" is a great turn of phrase.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (NWiLs)

I've used it before, going way back. Usually accompanying a little spiel about how the climate change malarkey has all of the hallmarks of a religion, from a deity and dogma, all the way down to holy orders and indulgences.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 20, 2019 12:03 PM (J+mig)

221 with chicks who look like their heroin tracks have drug problems and leave it at that.
Posted by: joncelli


The poetry in this joint is unparalleled!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 12:03 PM (KB6If)

222 >>217 Women HAVE control of their bodies. They can prevent unwanted pregnancies ANY TIME THEY WANT. Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)

How *you* doin'?

Posted by: Alien Face-Hugger at May 20, 2019 12:03 PM (Bdeb0)

223 194 @SallyGold

Observations from Iowa - it is very flat, driving is monotonous, there is more unbuilt land in one block than NYC has in an entire borough, dirt roads are terrifying, no one carries almond milk and caucus-goers are extremely well-informed.

And @ndhapple and I will never be so happy to step onto a subway again.



Is that an actual, real, person? It reads exactly like an Iowahawk or Babylon Bee satire on that conservatives in the mist thing.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 12:03 PM (JgA4k)

224 Omar Sharif was a world class bridge player.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 12:03 PM (e46OR)

225 Overheard my 58-year-old lesbian still-aspiring-actress SIL on Saturday AM telling her other sister in a robust, loud voice that the Alabama law was about "white supremacist males who rape women to preserve race domination." My wife overheard it too, and told her she has a week to find a new place to live (ie, friend or relative to mooch off of).

Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2019 12:04 PM (qEujL)

226 Brennan waiting for Republicans to realize Trump is a sinking ship.

https://tinyurl.com/y2nxr6fx

Posted by: An Observation at May 20, 2019 12:04 PM (GH3B6)

227 >> with chicks who look like their heroin tracks have drug problems and leave it at that.


There was a strip club that shared the parking lot with the Home Depot in Newark.

You'd have to be one brave motherfucker to walk into that joint!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 12:04 PM (488xF)

228 >>214 Never liked Omar, thought he was miscast as Dr. Zhivago and Nick Arnstein
Posted by: CN at May 20, 2019 12:01 PM (U7k5w)

Sherif Ali for the win.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 12:05 PM (Bdeb0)

229 Dirt Roads are Terrifying was The Drive By Trucker's Best LP

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 12:05 PM (488xF)

230 Is that an actual, real, person? It reads exactly like an Iowahawk or Babylon Bee satire on that conservatives in the mist thing.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 12:03 PM (JgA4k)


Yep...and she took a sh!t ton of grief on twitter.

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 12:05 PM (cF8AT)

231 220 I like this guy. "Climate change cult" is a great turn of phrase.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:54 AM (NWiLs)

I've used it before, going way back. Usually accompanying a little spiel about how the climate change malarkey has all of the hallmarks of a religion, from a deity and dogma, all the way down to holy orders and indulgences.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 20, 2019 12:03 PM (J+mig)

You certainly ain't wrong about that.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 12:05 PM (NWiLs)

232 I agree we have no right to tell a woman what she can do with her body. Now the body of her unborn baby is a different story.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 12:05 PM (e46OR)

233 My wife overheard it too, and told her she has a week to find a new place to live (ie, friend or relative to mooch off of).
Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2019 12:04 PM (qEujL)


"You're an ignorant cooont and I don't want your brain filth spreading in my house ANY MORE."

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

234 226 Brennan waiting for Republicans to realize Trump is a sinking ship.

https://tinyurl.com/y2nxr6fx
Posted by: An Observation at May 20, 2019 12:04 PM (GH3B6)

joncelli waiting for Brennan to do life without parole in the Colorado supermax. Plus 24-hour suicide watch.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 12:06 PM (RD7QR)

235 Gay dudes save a fortune on strip clubs by just hanging around in the locker room.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2019 12:07 PM (O7MnT)

236 I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

And you're male ? and posting on this site?!! What, you took a wrong turn at the moose out front?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 12:07 PM (ahS0B)

237 I like this guy. "Climate change cult" is a great turn of phrase.

Climate Hysterics is pretty good too.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 20, 2019 12:07 PM (O7MnT)

238 It's not a complicated point, but the blinders of progressivism have destroyed any possibility that we can have a rational debate about the proper function of government charity, and whether it is cost efficient and helpful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2019 11:59 AM (wYseH)

The point I usually try to argue is that when you can, with facts and figures show that government programs haven't made a dent at all in the problems they were supposed to address, as with the War on Poverty, you have a moral imperative to stop.

When your something isn't better than nothing, it is wasted effort and taxpayer funds that could be better used to tackle some other problem.

Naturally, it causes them to screech like harpies and accuse me of all manner of terrible things, but I still try.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 20, 2019 12:07 PM (J+mig)

239 Which is exactly the point. It would take just the slightest amount of effort, but that seems to be a bridge too far.
_____________

Stop trying to impose your white man's values on us!

Just because you uptight whities like to plan ahead and think personal responsibility is a good thing doesn't mean we POC's think the same way you do!

Unlike you, we POC's don't live as slaves to clocks or calendars. We come from more organic, natural cultures, and we like to do what feels good, whenever the mood strikes us. "Planning ahead" and "exercising personal responsibility" are the white man's values, not ours!

So stop trying to impose your uptight, time-regimented, legalistic white mores on us!

Posted by: Nat'l Assoc. of Persons of Color at May 20, 2019 12:08 PM (k4dH2)

240 The best thing you can do about single mothers is to make sure we don't have any more of them.

Go tell girls to avoid becoming single mothers.

Stop making it a lifestyle and an ongoing system that involves us all.

PS. Hey, humans, stop fucking people you don't know, don't care about, and don't like. That would be a nice start.

Posted by: RKae at May 20, 2019 12:08 PM (3jjxb)

241 Ignorance, arrogance, and smug are leftist core traits. They never look good.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 20, 2019 12:08 PM (pw+jk)

242 Well, unless you're into disease, desperation, dysfunction and despair.

Posted by: pep at May 20, 2019 11:46 AM (wW03z)


There are actually 5 Ds:

Disease
Desperation
Dysfunction
Despair
and...

Daddy issues.

You're welcome.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 12:08 PM (b7IdW)

243
I've never bought that line about defense stocks being a reason for war.
\MAYBE the banana republic revolutions, I can see those being done to protect a big corp. But those were barely wars.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,


How do you prove a weapons system if not in combat?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (TAmPV)

244 Mmmmm....Daddy Issues...the source of many a good night.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (bcbK8)

245 225: Good luck forcing her ass out the door.

Posted by: CN at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (U7k5w)

246 This is sweet....

@dodo

This dolphin swam up to divers to ask for help

https://tinyurl.com/y32y5ws2

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (cF8AT)

247 "Go to school and study your ass off. Graduate from high school. Obey
the law. Avoid recreational drugs and alcohol. Get a job. Consider no
job, if it is honest work, to be beneath you. Work your ass off. Go to
church. Avoid pre-marital sex and all-night partying. Do not have a
child unless you're married and are able to support one. Live beneath
your means. Save money for emergencies. Do not hang out with criminals,
slackers, or losers. This is white privilege in a nutshell."

_____________


They also call this White Culture, which is also a bullshit. It's SUCCESSFUL culture. People who adopt this approach tend to be successful. There are plenty of white people who don't live their lives like this, and the farther away from it they stray, the more their lives start to resemble the non-privileged. Black people who adopt this turn out remarkably successful. Oddly enough, Asians tend to adopt this lifestyle and, shock of shocks, magically seem to find success.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (ETHQn)

248 IIRC, PP also provides the shittiest version of the pill available and doesn't provide appropriate instruction on its use. It's evil but shrewd.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:58 AM (NWiLs)


That would not surprise me.

They (Alan Guttmacher Institute, PP's research arm) also found that 90% of women who have had abortions didn't want them. Clinic "counselors" are trained to detect what an expectant mom is most worried about and use it to manipulate her into having an abortion.

They talk about "choice" but then try to keep a woman from making a choice for life.

The abortion industry is perhaps the biggest exploiter of women in the US.

Posted by: Emmie at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (4HMW8)

249 just no

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

250 Maria Gabriela Chavez, 35, the daughter of Hugo Chavez, has $4.2billion in assets held in American and Andorran banks

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (QkjLD)

251 white supremacist males who rape women to preserve race domination."

Yes, yes because everybody who gets pregnant in AL was a black woman raped by a white man. /Brilliant.

Sounds racist to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 12:10 PM (ahS0B)

252 >>joncelli waiting for Brennan to do life without parole in the Colorado supermax. Plus 24-hour suicide watch. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 12:06 PM (RD7QR)

Muslim convert, little black knit head-doily and all.

John Brennan-Ali.

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 12:10 PM (Bdeb0)

253 243
I've never bought that line about defense stocks being a reason for war.
\MAYBE the banana republic revolutions, I can see those being done to protect a big corp. But those were barely wars.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards,


How do you prove a weapons system if not in combat?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (TAmPV)

Good, hard testing? Lending to people who are in a fight already?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 12:10 PM (bcbK8)

254 Overheard my 58-year-old lesbian still-aspiring-actress SIL

She'll be discovered any day now.

I know a guy who thinks he'll be scouted and signed by MLB any day now. He's 35.

Another guy quit his job as a barista to devote to his music "career," which consists of playing - for free - in the hinterlands where no talent agent has ever set foot. He's 40.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 12:10 PM (bul8j)

255 >>There are actually 5 Ds:

>>You're welcome.


You guys are forgetting the 2 most important Ds.

Unless there's talent with 2 DDs...

then you are forgetting the most important 4 Ds.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 12:10 PM (488xF)

256 245 225: Good luck forcing her ass out the door.
Posted by: CN at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (U7k5w)

Ha, ha! How did you know?

Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2019 12:10 PM (qEujL)

257 Holy hell. Well, off to the barrel I go.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 12:10 PM (NWiLs)

258 Wow. Barrel. Now.

Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2019 12:10 PM (G0vdT)

259 Barrel time!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2019 12:11 PM (KB6If)

260 then you're back to square one, back to the misery, starvation, ignorance, and squalor that have been endemic to human societies since time immemorial."

Mmm.... that's "normal". "We" are the odd ducks out, so to speak.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 20, 2019 12:11 PM (6qErC)

261 Well, he's gonna see the inside of the Barrel!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 12:11 PM (488xF)

262 I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 11:41 AM (NWiLs)

I've seen enough for the both of us and a few dozen other morons.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 12:11 PM (e46OR)

263 Go big or go home!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

264 Is it Hande Soral?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2019 12:11 PM (0tfLf)

265 239 Which is exactly the point. It would take just the slightest amount of effort, but that seems to be a bridge too far.
_____________

Stop trying to impose your white man's values on us!

Just because you uptight whities like to plan ahead and think personal responsibility is a good thing doesn't mean we POC's think the same way you do!

Unlike you, we POC's don't live as slaves to clocks or calendars. We come from more organic, natural cultures, and we like to do what feels good, whenever the mood strikes us. "Planning ahead" and "exercising personal responsibility" are the white man's values, not ours!

So stop trying to impose your uptight, time-regimented, legalistic white mores on us!
Posted by: Nat'l Assoc. of Persons of Color at May 20, 2019 12:08 PM (k4dH2)



What is really sad is that more often than not the colored Commiecrats, I mean Commiecrats of color, would read that, nod approvingly, and NOT get the irony or the sarcasm.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 20, 2019 12:11 PM (ujg0T)

266 Insomniac to the barrel..

Insomniac to the barrel..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 12:11 PM (so+oy)

267 It's horrible in here!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 12:11 PM (NWiLs)

268 It puzzles me how bizarrely ignorant the left in general and the MSM specifically are about what what conservatives actually believe and how we actually live.
They know almost nothing about the right. Which means their rhetorical bombs are meaningless.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 20, 2019 12:11 PM (JgA4k)

269 Insomniac may not know the inside of a strip club, but he's very familiar with the inside of the barrel.

And if anything down there asks you for a dance, you run.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 12:11 PM (oZ6kz)

270 >>Overheard my 58-year-old lesbian


Only you can prevent Bush Fires.

Posted by: Smoky the Bear at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (488xF)

271 247: This "successful culture" program was derailed when "The Culture of Poverty" (Oscar Lewis) was decried as a rich boys' view of the poor.

Posted by: CN at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (U7k5w)

272 Oh, no....

Insom to the barrel

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK8)

273 Insomniac

Barrel awaits....

Posted by: Tami at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (cF8AT)

274 236 I've never seen the inside of a strip club.

And you're male ? and posting on this site?!! What, you took a wrong turn at the moose out front?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2019 12:07 PM (ahS0B)

I had to bribe the moose to let me in.

It's not a high horse thing, I've just never been to one.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (NWiLs)

275 Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

So, to summarize ...

Hey, that's MY thing! Work your own schtick!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (bul8j)

276 Brennan waiting for Republicans to realize Trump is a sinking ship.



Let him contemplate this on the Tree of Woe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (DA2i0)

277 Have we covered St. Anthony the Great yet? Is the greatness not implicit in sainthood, or is "the Great" moniker to distinguish him from some other St. Anthony? St. Anthony the Mediocre?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (iys0/)

278 224 Omar Sharif was a world class bridge player.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 12:03 PM (e46OR)


Yes, he was.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (b7IdW)

279 >> It's horrible in here!!!


Wait until 9PM when they open up the 'B' Stage.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (488xF)

280 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (9vQJW)

281
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)



The inside of the barrel sort of resembles the inside of a strip club

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (TAmPV)

282 And if anything down there asks you for a dance, you run.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 20, 2019 12:11 PM (oZ6kz)

*eyes bioluminescent tentacles warily*

No shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 12:13 PM (NWiLs)

283 I just died from scrolling

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 20, 2019 12:13 PM (Rarvo)

284 Both alligators are fake: one is plastic and the other is stuffed.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at May 20, 2019 12:13 PM (aW5/6)

285 "And it only takes one generation, maybe two, to break this golden chain and then you're back to square one, back to the misery, starvation, ignorance, and squalor that have been endemic to human societies since time immemorial."

This is known as bad luck. - Robert Heinlein

Posted by: all doubt removed at May 20, 2019 12:13 PM (S2eH9)

286 >>I visited those places a few times as a younger man, only to find them much more *depressing* than titillating.

The exact feeling I get

======
Same here, I get a similar vibe in casinos.

Oddly every stripper either is a single mother or is putting herself through nursing school.

Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at May 20, 2019 12:13 PM (QfYJy)

287 254 Overheard my 58-year-old lesbian still-aspiring-actress SIL

She'll be discovered any day now.

I know a guy who thinks he'll be scouted and signed by MLB any day now. He's 35.

Another guy quit his job as a barista to devote to his music "career," which consists of playing - for free - in the hinterlands where no talent agent has ever set foot. He's 40.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 12:10 PM (bul8j)

You can't save people.

They gotta fail and figure it out on their own.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 20, 2019 12:13 PM (bcbK8)

288 277 Have we covered St. Anthony the Great yet? Is the greatness not implicit in sainthood, or is "the Great" moniker to distinguish him from some other St. Anthony? St. Anthony the Mediocre?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 20, 2019 12:12 PM (iys0/)


St. Anthony the Pretty Good.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 12:13 PM (b7IdW)

289 >>"white supremacist males who rape women to preserve race domination." My wife overheard it too
Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

"It's even worse than that! The white supremacist males who rape women to preserve race domination don't discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation! Please pass the salt."

Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2019 12:13 PM (Bdeb0)

290 So stop trying to impose your uptight, time-regimented, legalistic white mores on us!
Posted by: Nat'l Assoc. of Persons of Color at May 20, 2019 12:08 PM (k4dH2)


"Now gimme dat."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 12:13 PM (bul8j)

291
FIL on Saturday asked the missus and me whether we would still support Trump in 2020. I said the Dims have no one running who possesses an ounce of sense.

"What about Biden?" he asked. "He's a paste eater and an idiot. Delaware should be ashamed that they made him their Senator for so many years."

The missus broke in, "No, he's a asshole." Her father looked shocked.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 12:14 PM (pNxlR)

292 Posted by: Insomniac at May 20, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)


Wow.

Barrel.

Posted by: Sponge at May 20, 2019 12:14 PM (Zz0t1)

293 It's not a high horse thing, I've just never been to one.
Posted by: Insomniac

.........

me either..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 12:14 PM (so+oy)

294
St. Anthony the Pretty Good.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 12:13 PM (b7IdW)


St. Anthony the Abysmal.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 12:15 PM (pNxlR)

295 Got to love gub'mint bureaucracies, my work is generously flying everyone out to view the launch of our satellites. We all have to arrange our own flights and hotels though, OK, makes sense the admin team is too busy and folks will have different schedules of how long they will stay in FL. But we have to submit a travel request and get approved before buying tickets or anything (stupid since we have to pay ourselves and get reimbursed later) Sooo - not supposed to buy tickets, book hotel or anything before getting a travel request approved; but we are supposed to fill out the anticipated costs up to the cut-off they gave us to get the approval. Hello, airfares change daily, and no one is getting a travel advance or tickets pre-paid. So stupid.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 20, 2019 12:16 PM (pAkRe)

296 Lol.. I get on here just in time to see Insomniac heading to the barrel.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 20, 2019 12:16 PM (kG5hP)

297 It's not a high horse thing, I've just never been to one.
Posted by: Insomniac

.........

me either..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2019 12:14 PM (so+o

Have neither of you gone to bachelor parties? Because if you have you've scored a double. Bachelor parties that haven't ended up at a strip club is also a rare bird.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 12:16 PM (e46OR)

298 294
St. Anthony the Pretty Good.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 20, 2019 12:13 PM (b7IdW)

St. Anthony the Abysmal.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2019 12:15 PM (pNxlR)


St. Anthony the Could Be Better.

St. Anythony the "He tries hard"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 12:16 PM (bul8j)

299 Insom can belt out a few songs and work on his Standup while in the barrel

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2019 12:16 PM (GWll0)

300 What is really sad is that more often than not the colored Commiecrats, I mean Commiecrats of color, would read that, nod approvingly, and NOT get the irony or the sarcasm.
_______________

A variation of that was actually said to me by a black female employee who was chronically late to work, and chronically late in turning in assignments. She didn't think she should be disciplined because it was not her "culture" to pay attention to clocks and calendars and deadlines. That was a "white thing."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 20, 2019 12:17 PM (k4dH2)

301 Taking up the other side, for their dignity's sake.
The listed factors do not exactly jibe with my experience of White Privilege.
Sure, I've known a lot of white people who lived that way, and prospered.
Some non-whites, too.

But, white privilege comes into play when the son of the local newspaper publisher gets popped with an ounce of weed in his pocket, and the bag mysteriously disappears from the police evidence room. When a well-to-do family's frat boy knocks up a dancer in his college town, and she disappears into another way of life rather than press charges. When live-in relative working her way through college starts to hang out with a "foreign element" and you have a little chat with some people you know to make them go away. The beginnings of the bitching about Privilege, which I think came from southern Gothic novels, were about actual privileges.

People did things wrong, or did wrong things, and got away with it clean, which non-white persons, or persons without connections, would not have. Now it's a virus, of course, and covers all the things.


But it was there, it was still there, connected to power not to philosophy, and "we" are victims of it just as often as the titular oppressed classes are.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 20, 2019 12:17 PM (8ZmvG)

302 St. Anthony of Padua - the finder of lost things.

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2019 12:17 PM (GWll0)

303 That was mighty, I have to say.

Posted by: washrivergal at May 20, 2019 12:17 PM (EjlXc)

304 Insomniac will hopefully get some sleep in the barrel.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwaana returns at May 20, 2019 12:18 PM (Z216Q)

305 Brennan waiting for Republicans to realize Trump is a sinking ship.

https://tinyurl.com/y2nxr6fx
Posted by: An Observation at May 20, 2019 12:04 PM (GH3B6)
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link is 404

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 20, 2019 12:18 PM (TZU1B)

306 Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 20, 2019 12:17 PM (8ZmvG

Getting away with slaps on the wrists for crimes to only recommit them over and over seems to be a black privilege thing.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 20, 2019 12:18 PM (e46OR)

307 284 Both alligators are fake: one is plastic and the other is stuffed.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at May 20, 2019 12:13 PM (aW5/6)

Buzzkill. I REALLY wanted that to be true.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 20, 2019 12:19 PM (RD7QR)

308 Another aspect of white privilege: not wrestling with police officers for control of their weapons.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2019 12:19 PM (bul8j)

309 SD, nowadays you have to be connected to the DNC or the DC beltway to get that *privilege* Nothing to do with race, except black D Pols get extra.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 20, 2019 12:21 PM (pAkRe)

310 Some state supposedly passed a law that victims of marital rape need consent to get an abortion. Of course, this is being presented as victims of rape have to get consent. I keep pointing out that marital rape is different. They are married! In that case, it's right that the husband gets to have a little say in the process.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2019 12:22 PM (JKNZq)

311 310. Notsothoreau, I bet the actual wording of the state law is that husbands must consent to abortions, and the rape exception does not count for 'marital rape'

And if was actual marital rape and not just a woman lying to abort a baby her spouse wanted; she'd probably be allowed to get it.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 20, 2019 12:26 PM (pAkRe)

312 Ace is indeed NOOOOOD

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 20, 2019 12:26 PM (BqBId)

313 German television station took a poll asking 'Does Islam belong in Germany?"

They were shocked to discover 95% said NO.
per GP.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2019 12:27 PM (5TmO/)

314 @306 You just don't know any Really White People. And when they do it, it generally stays out of "the papers." Because, hello, they own the papers.
I know, I know. You come in here to say these things because it's unlikely anyone will disagree. And here I am spoiling the fun.

But think about how much we all hate college, especially the elite ones.We're bitching about white privilege, that those families are buying and is not available to us. You know it. The fault is not in our DNA.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 20, 2019 12:29 PM (8ZmvG)

315 The girl looks very much like Pamela Sue Martin - who I have met. the second two pictures do not look as much like her.

Posted by: Hank Archer at May 20, 2019 12:31 PM (xU3UO)

316 2020 Iowa Democratic Caucus:

Biden 24%

Sanders 24%

Buttigieg 14%

Warren 12%

Harris 10%

O'Rourke 5%

Klobuchar 2%

Yang 2%

Booker 1%

Abrams 1%

Inslee 1%

Posted by: HA


Wait, where is Duke Nukem Swalwell? Lost in the statistical noise I guess.

Posted by: An Observation at May 20, 2019 12:39 PM (GH3B6)

317 Wait, OM has never had red velvet cake? Dear God, I had no idea he lived in such a barbaric land...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 20, 2019 12:40 PM (lLeln)

318 Used to read that guy's bridge column in the paper, back in the day. Always liked him.

Posted by: Texican ette at May 20, 2019 12:46 PM (gou4q)

319 Amen! I have always sought as much white privilege I could get my hands on! In a nation that is to be based on one's character, white privilege is available to all!
And yes, I came to this great nation from a s---hole one.

Posted by: KungPow at May 20, 2019 01:50 PM (DaMVK)

320 Gramma Winger and Fareed Zacharia.....?

Posted by: saf at May 20, 2019 02:13 PM (5IHGB)

321 Wait, where is Duke Nukem Swalwell? Lost in the statistical noise I guess.


Zero point zero.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 02:33 PM (WqEER)

322 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 20, 2019 02:33 PM (WqEER)

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