Democrats 2018 Enthusiasm is Completely Gone

This story is actually from last week, but I missed it, and I'm hoping you did too, or else this comment thread is going to be pretty lame. (Or pretty interesting about off-topic matters.)

One of the biggest drivers of last year's 'blue wave' midterm election cycle was Democrats' double-digit advantage on the important metric of voter enthusiasm. Unsurprisingly, with Republicans in charge of the House, Senate and presidency, Democratic partisans were highly invested in turning out to break the GOP's electoral stranglehold on the federal government's levers of power. They exploited that edge to gain 40 House seats, half-a-dozen governorships, and hundreds of state-level legislative seats.

Per a (relatively) new NBC-WSJ poll, that enthusiasm edge is gone.

As a matter of fact, enthusiasm has shifted -- probably inside the margin of error and therefore not in a statistically meaningful way -- to the Republicans:

75 percent of Republican registered voters say they have high interest in the 2020 presidential election -- registering a "9" or "10" on a 10-point scale -- versus 73 percent of Democratic voters who say the same thing. That's quite a change from the 2018 cycle, when Democrats held a double-digit lead on this question until the last two months before the election, when the GOP closed the gap but still trailed the Dems in enthusiasm.

All Trump has to run on is the economy. The Democrats, on the other hand, get to run on the powerful issue of radical transgender theory.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:38 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 14, 2019 03:40 PM (vgyEp)

2 Don't get cocky kid.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 14, 2019 03:40 PM (aS1PU)

3 I'm here too!

Posted by: saucy wench under the desk at May 14, 2019 03:41 PM (d7Ww2)

4 Put. That. Dick. Down.

Posted by: Winston Wolf at May 14, 2019 03:41 PM (wCmLp)

5 It soothes me to see the Democrats flailing around in regards to 2020, but not going forward. Unless someone high up the food chain gets control of the lunatics, they will destroy and ruin every square inch of this country when they retake power, which eventually they will. America loathes a dynasty to its core, and post 2020 things are going to get sporty, as Ace likes to say.

Posted by: sans_sheriff at May 14, 2019 03:41 PM (vgyEp)

6
But Trump must be destroyed and defeated.

-SJW idiots

Posted by: Glenn John at May 14, 2019 03:41 PM (LilNs)

7 FIRST!!!

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 03:41 PM (uLuPn)

8 *Queues up 'The Thrill is Gone'*

*Puts speakers in the window*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:42 PM (bcbK8)

9 I wonder how much enthusiasm will remain after the brawl that is the Dem primary.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 14, 2019 03:42 PM (wCmLp)

10 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2019 03:42 PM (AjVAj)

11 but CommieMuslimTrannyKillWhitey is such a great message!

Posted by: x at May 14, 2019 03:42 PM (nFwvY)

12 I don't buy any of these "enthusiasm" polls.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 14, 2019 03:42 PM (P/i/D)

13 But what do the Young Turks say?

Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 03:42 PM (C7rlo)

14 I find it impossible not to be excited with Slow-Joe Biden in the race.

It's going to be fucking hilarious.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK8)

15 The Democrats, on the other hand, get to run on the powerful issue of radical transgenderism.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:38 PM

They also have a lock on infanticide.

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (uLuPn)

16 All 41 Dem candidates for President, "Hate keeps us motivated!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (Av3cU)

17 Don't get cocky kid.
Posted by: DR.WTF


Yeah. Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (F8EBp)

18 Democrats can also run on "Jew hate."

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (sktRI)

19 But then, I like Jeff Dunham.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK8)

20 Hate only lasts so long.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (sy5kK)

21 let's keep pouring the coal to the trump train!

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (DGS6j)

22 Enthusiasms...

Enthusiasms...

Enthusiasms.

Posted by: Al Capone at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (1ZBq5)

23 LOL get fucked
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2019 03:42 PM (AjVAj)


Kinda says it all, doesn't it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (aS1PU)

24 'Let's not start sucking each others dicks yet, gentlemen.'

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (Nud5/)

25 But what do the Young Turks say?

Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 03:42 PM (C7rlo)


"Gobble, gobble, gobble ..."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (P/i/D)

26 The Democrats, on the other hand, get to run on the powerful issue of radical transgenderism.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:38 PM

They also have a lock on infanticide.
Posted by: ALH


And gun control.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (F8EBp)

27 4 Put. That. Dick. Down.
Posted by: Winston Wolf at May 14, 2019 03:41 PM (wCmLp)

Dick is for closers?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK8)

28 Entoosiasms.

Posted by: some preeminent guy at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (sZRzw)

29 "That's quite a change from the 2018 cycle, when Democrats held a
double-digit lead on this question until the last two months before the
election, when the GOP closed the gap but still trailed the Dems in
enthusiasm."

And it ain't going to go up when Slow Joe Biden wins the nomination. He will literally peel off the far left fringe of the party when he wins the nomination.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (JUOKG)

30 Democrats 2018 Enthusiasm is Completely Gone

May I suggest seppuku?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (6n7nf)

31 Maybe Trump has more support than the media is letting on. Nahhhhh...

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (1ZBq5)

32 kinda funny when the progs are going to put up a couple of old white guys as leaders in their debates.

heh heh heh

I can hear the screaming from my office here in downtown seattle. they are LIVID

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (d7Ww2)

33 They also have a lock on infanticide.

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (uLuPn)



They should run on "Kill 'Em Now or Kill 'Em Later". It's kind of catchy.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (lwiT4)

34 24
'Let's not start sucking each others dicks yet, gentlemen.'

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (Nud5/)


This early in the race we should settle for handjobs.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (ymnmz)

35 dammit

Posted by: some preeminent guy at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (sZRzw)

36 13 But what do the Young Turks say?
Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 03:42 PM (C7rlo)


"Oh God, he's got an axe-handle! And it's still stained with Don Lemon's blood!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK8)

37 Jay,

How about Bukkake-Seppuku Theatre?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (Av3cU)

38 26 The Democrats, on the other hand, get to run on the powerful issue of radical transgenderism.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:38 PM

They also have a lock on infanticide.
Posted by: ALH

And gun control.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (F8EBp)


And raising taxes, and imposing more regulations. Bring that DJIA right back down, you hear?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (6n7nf)

39 For some reason, Nancy Pelosi still gets listened to. I don't get that.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (C7rlo)

40 and Ace, the comment thread is seldom lame.


very seldom.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (sy5kK)

41 the 23 seat short bus is ready to roll. Funny how KAMala is being made to sit in the back.

Posted by: Papist Bograt at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (rFmwm)

42 This is bad news.

We need Donk enthusiasm to be sky high.

It makes the Election Night video so much more delicious.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (Nud5/)

43 37 Jay,

How about Bukkake-Seppuku Theatre?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (Av3cU)


With Islami-kazes?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (zBaqJ)

44 You would have to literally shoot me dead to keep me from voting Trump. If I were dead I might vote dim... because thats how it goes.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (0OmEj)

45 37 Jay,

How about Bukkake-Seppuku Theatre?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (Av3cU)


That works.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (6n7nf)

46 41 the 23 seat short bus is ready to roll. Funny how KAMala is being made to sit in the back.
Posted by: Papist Bograt at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (rFmwm)



Driving Miss Floozy...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (zBaqJ)

47 I'm thinking that the Dems are looking at their Klown Kar like all of us here did at ours in 2012. You recall, when Alex coined Sweet Meteor of Death 2012 (SMOD).

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (sjdRT)

48 How can the Democrats not be enthusiastic? Why, it seems that every day they have a new contender for their presidential nomination! Just today Governor Somebody Somebody from Montana threw his hat in the ring. Enthusiasm! It's contagious!

Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (aXucN)

49 At this news I am pouncing like an alcoholic pounces on a cigarette after an AA meeting.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (3AmWB)

50 I'm thinking soon enough folks won't even admit to being democrats.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (Y24LV)

51 For some reason, Nancy Pelosi still gets listened to. I don't get that.
Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (C7rlo)


She still controls the money, I believe.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (wCmLp)

52 14 I find it impossible not to be excited with Slow-Joe Biden in the race.

It's going to be fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK

=============

"China's your friend!"
-Joe to a room full of manufacturing workers who've lost their jobs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (9cans)

53 Now build two or three walls and grind what little morale the Dems have left into the dust.

"When enemy is cry sad, swing hammer hard for a salty crunch." - Confucius-Pikachu

Posted by: Shogun Pikachu - Keeping Japan SJW free at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (6+l/D)

54 And it ain't going to go up when Slow Joe Biden wins the nomination. He will literally peel off the far left fringe of the party when he wins the nomination.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (JUOKG)


They'll always have Ralph Nader.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (aS1PU)

55 2020 will be another broken glass election.

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (uLuPn)

56 Millennials are bernout support dropped 12%. 57% say socialism is incompatible with American values. Trump firing on all cylinders with peak support.


It's beginning to look a lot like Trumpmas.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (t6MX/)

57 With Islami-kazes?

That'll bring the house down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (Av3cU)

58 Breaking News: two Muslims arrested on explosives' charges in suburb NE of Toronto. See the sock link.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (Dh1wo)

59 41 the 23 seat short bus is ready to roll. Funny how KAMala is being made to sit in the back.
Posted by: Papist Bograt at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (rFmwm)


Along with Cory Booker. Although he probably prefers to be behind the other guys.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (6n7nf)

60 To be honest,I am far from confident.The. democrats have made an art and science of stealing elections and they are super motivated.

Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (AjVAj)

61 I'm still concerned about voter fraud in 2020

and it seems like no one is doing anything to safeguard against it......

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)

62 50 I'm thinking soon enough folks won't even admit to being democrats.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (Y24LV)


The problem is they'll be proud to admit to being socialist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (zBaqJ)

63 52 14 I find it impossible not to be excited with Slow-Joe Biden in the race.

It's going to be fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:43 PM (bcbK

=============

"China's your friend!"
-Joe to a room full of manufacturing workers who've lost their jobs
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (9cans)

he's going to teach them all how to code, just like those inner city kids in Detroit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (bcbK8)

64 powerful issue of radical transgenderism.

***

Bearded Ladies FTW

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (/kao1)

65 Does anyone get a peaceful, easy feeling from the Democratic clown car?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (JgA4k)

66 51 For some reason, Nancy Pelosi still gets listened to. I don't get that.
Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (C7rlo)

She still controls the money, I believe.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (wCmLp)

===========

Yes.

She's raised tons of money for many many Democrats. Many in Congress owe their seats at least partially to her patronage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (9cans)

67 The way Trump is going, the Chinese will stop coming here and spending megabucks on sex change surgery.

Posted by: Miklos, tanking the market at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (QzkSJ)

68 All Trump has to run on is the economy and point out Democrat crazy. The Democrats, on the other hand, get to run on the powerful issue of radical transgenderism.

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Edited.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (qC1Sy)

69 Hey Dems! I got something in my pocket that will cheer us right up. Reach in there and give him a squeeze!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner 2020 - Hard Worker for Harder Times at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (6+l/D)

70
All Trump has to run on is the economy. The Democrats, on the other hand, get to run on the powerful issue of radical transgenderism.


Democrats always get to run on the good stuff.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (TAmPV)

71 54 And it ain't going to go up when Slow Joe Biden wins the nomination. He will literally peel off the far left fringe of the party when he wins the nomination.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (JUOKG)

They'll always have Ralph Nader.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (aS1PU)

===========

Last time it was Dr. Jill Stein.

Who will it be in 2020? She's not running again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (9cans)

72 Heh. They cannot help themselves, all trying to out-woke each other with . . . reparations, more benefits for illegal immigrants than for citizens, trillions and undoing modern life for the green new deal, the homeless, the drug-addicted, the sexually deviant and so one.

Please, keep pushing for that stuff!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (W+vEI)

73 58 Breaking News: two Muslims arrested on explosives' charges in suburb NE of Toronto. See the sock link.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (Dh1wo)

Love the headline. Really defines what happened.

"Police arrest Richmond Hill father, son in chemicals incident"

Unreal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)

74 Hey, if you can't get fired up for baby killing, Jew hate, and economic incoherence, you're not living.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (Boy/L)

75 he's going to teach them all how to code, just like those inner city kids in Detroit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (bcbK
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The good thing is if he tries to talk about it on Twitter, he'll get banned.

Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (aXucN)

76 All Trump has to run on is the economy. The Democrats, on the other hand, get to run on the powerful issue of radical transgenderism.

A dick in every pot and a boob job in every garage!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (RD7QR)

77 62 50 I'm thinking soon enough folks won't even admit to being democrats.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (Y24LV)


The problem is they'll be proud to admit to being socialist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (zBaqJ)

Good. Makes target ID easier.

I have friends who are Democrats. Heck I have a wife that votes that way.

But I have no friends who are Socialists. Socialists are bug-people.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK8)

78 Honestly, I think the democrat party was killed by Obama and it's just working out its death throes at this point. Replacement will be a socialist party and a left middle party (which will probably garner significant current Rinos too)

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (Y24LV)

79 he's going to teach them all how to code, just like those inner city kids in Detroit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (bcbK


Don't you have to be able to read and write before you code?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (6n7nf)

80 One of the biggest drivers of last year's 'blue wave' midterm election
cycle was Democrats' double-digit advantage on the important metric of
voter enthusiasm.


Thank goodness we still have all-important "vote harvesting". As we proved in California, vote harvesting means we can win elections weeks after losing on election day.

Posted by: Tom Perez at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (Z216Q)

81 In 2018 the Dem's were in heat over the prospect of impeaching Trump over Russian collusion.
With that gone and the worm turning on their own parties egregious acts... I am wondering if the will even survive as a political force.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (P+Ru9)

82 71 54 And it ain't going to go up when Slow Joe Biden wins the nomination. He will literally peel off the far left fringe of the party when he wins the nomination.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 14, 2019 03:44 PM (JUOKG)

They'll always have Ralph Nader.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (aS1PU)

===========

Last time it was Dr. Jill Stein.

Who will it be in 2020? She's not running again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (9cans)

Hillary.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (bcbK8)

83 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at May 14, 2019 03:49 PM (IXZGh)

84 79 he's going to teach them all how to code, just like those inner city kids in Detroit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (bcbK

Don't you have to be able to read and write before you code?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (6n7nf)

Shhhhhh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:49 PM (bcbK8)

85


What on earth can Dems get enthused about? Oh yeah, despite their low-wattage field, they are viscerally invested in deposing Trump. Not just beating him, deposing him. God forbid they get their way, because it will be like the late-Republic prosecutions of political rivals, which eventually led to the Senate charging Caesar with crimes, for which he marched his army across the Rubicon.

We have 50 years or so left until an emperor rises up, but now we can see how things can ratchet up quickly enough.

Posted by: imp at May 14, 2019 03:49 PM (w+Z9D)

86 78 Honestly, I think the democrat party was killed by Obama and it's just working out its death throes at this point. Replacement will be a socialist party and a left middle party (which will probably garner significant current Rinos too)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (Y24LV)

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I've been predicting that split for a while. It'll need another loss at the federal level.

Losing the presidency and the House while also failing to take the Senate in 2020 could do it.

I think it'll start in New York.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:49 PM (9cans)

87 Love the headline. Really defines what happened.

"Police arrest Richmond Hill father, son in chemicals incident"

Unreal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)


Mohammed factor: 50% each.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:49 PM (6n7nf)

88 74 Hey, if you can't get fired up for baby killing, Jew hate, and economic incoherence, you're not living.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (Boy/L)


Come for all that, stay for the Ludditism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2019 03:49 PM (zBaqJ)

89 Breaking News: two Muslims arrested on explosives' charges in suburb NE of Toronto.

****

Toronto used to be such a fun and cosmopolitan city. Now I hear it's a shithole.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 14, 2019 03:49 PM (/kao1)

90 13 But what do the Young Turks say?
Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 03:42 PM (C7rlo)

"Just inject the gravy directly into the vein."

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 14, 2019 03:49 PM (RD7QR)

91 Not just transgerderism, don't forget reparations, anti-Semitism, and infanticide!!


Posted by: DNC at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (5hMDu)

92 Hey, we're offering you as many candidates as there are genders. You should be happy.

Posted by: Dem establishment to their proles at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (kQ8nA)

93 >>They also have a lock on infanticide.


Funny haw that was the most important thing ever at the beginning of the year, and then when things got really messy in Virginia it died down?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (W+vEI)

94 I'm looking forward to Creepy Joe sticking his tongue in Kamala's ear.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (JgA4k)

95 I watched Trump logically, systematically and methodically dismantle the Republicans and then Hillary. I tried to narrate it here at the time because in terms of fun and entertainment it was like nothing any of us had ever seen.

A lot of you kind of missed it as you were likely caught up in other stories and angles and/or didn't like or trust Trump.

I am telling you now. No matter what happens. No matter what they throw at him. No matter how many times you hear about the wheels and the walls...

Just sit back from here until Election Night... and marvel at The Greatest Show on Earth.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (1ZBq5)

96 The fact that you had Robert Francis Beto Pancho Vanilla Hispamick O'Rourke go on The View and throw himself upon the mercy of the libtard audience shows that even HE, after his strong showing against Cruz and the record setting haul, is TOAST.

Posted by: Sponge at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (IXZGh)

97 Mayor Chris Farley warned Toronto about those muzzies....

Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (AjVAj)

98 93 >>They also have a lock on infanticide.


Funny haw that was the most important thing ever at the beginning of the year, and then when things got really messy in Virginia it died down?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (W+vEI)

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Why focus on killing babies when you have some nice juicy Russian collusion to feed off of?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (9cans)

99 87 Love the headline. Really defines what happened.

"Police arrest Richmond Hill father, son in chemicals incident"

Unreal.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (zBaqJ)

Mohammed factor: 50% each.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:49 PM (6n7nf)

So Mohammed Mohammed ?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:51 PM (bcbK8)

100 Don't you have to be able to read and write before you code?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

EboniCode

Posted by: Miklos, aspiring coder, turnin' his life around at May 14, 2019 03:51 PM (QzkSJ)

101 94 I'm looking forward to Creepy Joe sticking his tongue in Kamala's ear.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (JgA4k)
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LOL!

Hmm, will she punch him or move closer?

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at May 14, 2019 03:51 PM (qC1Sy)

102 >>Love the headline. Really defines what happened.

>"Police arrest Richmond Hill father, son in chemicals incident"

>>Unreal.


I bet they hired an Editor out of London.

Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2019 03:51 PM (Nud5/)

103 61 I'm still concerned about voter fraud in 2020

and it seems like no one is doing anything to safeguard against it......
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)

forget it, nurse.


we're in WA state.

they have "voting parties" with the mail in ballots, in order to make sure everyone votes "correctly".

next is to formalize ballot harvesting, like in CA.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 03:51 PM (sy5kK)

104 Toronto used to be such a fun and cosmopolitan city. Now I hear it's a shithole.

Don't know about "shithole" but it does have Atlanta or LA level traffic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns at May 14, 2019 03:51 PM (Z216Q)

105 JJ- didn't see your response before I posted my second- but, yep, that's it. See AOC's attack on Slow Joe.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 14, 2019 03:51 PM (Y24LV)

106 96 The fact that you had Robert Francis Beto Pancho Vanilla Hispamick O'Rourke go on The View and throw himself upon the mercy of the libtard audience shows that even HE, after his strong showing against Cruz and the record setting haul, is TOAST.
Posted by: Sponge at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (IXZGh)

==========

It was obvious months before he jumped in.

The Democratic field is weak, but not so weak that they would choose an unaccomplished former Congressman who's biggest claim to fame was losing an election to Ted Cruz.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:51 PM (9cans)

107 EboniCode

What makes the self-driving Tesla....

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (Av3cU)

108
In New York, the malevolent idiocy has not yet reached it's peak.
There is a stark difference between Upstate and Downstate--we up here have thus far prevented Gunner and the gang from realizing their agenda in full.
But since we can only do what amounts to a rearguard action, they eventually win.

This Winter will be interesting, National Grid is maxed out for power production and distribution. No capacity for gas for new construction and no plan that I see to rectify the problem.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (KATBx)

109 94 I'm looking forward to Creepy Joe sticking his tongue in Kamala's ear.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (JgA4k)


You'll never see him do that to Fauxcahontis, Cankles or Michael.

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (uLuPn)

110 I've been predicting that split for a while. It'll need another loss at the federal level.

Losing the presidency and the House while also failing to take the Senate in 2020 could do it.

I think it'll start in New York.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:49 PM (9cans)


A crushing loss in 2020 could just do the job.

It seems as though periodically the Democrat Party lurches to the hard left, and then gets another leash pop that brings them back a bit toward sanity. Temporarily, of course.

See, e.g., McGovern in 1972, Mondale in 1984.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (6n7nf)

111
Top 7 Vote Totals
1. obama '08: 69.5M*
2. obama '12: 65.9M*
3. hitlery '16: 65.8M*
4. Trump '16: 63M
5. Bush '04: 62M
6. Romney '12: 61M
7: Kerry '04: 59M

*cheated

Incidentally, President Reagan received 54.5M votes in 1984, which was more than any of the candidates in the 1988, 1992, 1996, and 2000 elections.


What of 2020?
We'll see....

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (LmrWy)

112 Insert Nelson Muntz laugh here...

Posted by: GuyfromNH at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (Gs5TH)

113 97 Mayor Chris Farley warned Toronto about those muzzies....
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (AjVAj)

"I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Rob Ford. I am 46. I am divorced. And I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (bcbK8)

114 after his strong showing against Cruz and the record setting haul, is TOAST.
Posted by: Sponge

Avocado toast....ewwww

Posted by: Miklos, non-artistic at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (QzkSJ)

115 Honestly, I think the democrat party was killed by Obama and it's just working out its death throes at this point. Replacement will be a socialist party and a left middle party (which will probably garner significant current Rinos too)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at May 14, 2019 03:48 PM (Y24LV)


We're seeing a realignment of both parties. My guess is that we end up with a nationalist party and a globalist party.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (wCmLp)

116 And then, there's this:

Democratic pollster Pia Nargundkar said in an interview that aired Tuesday on Hill.TV that President Trump's approval rating has not yet seen any notable bumps, despite any legislative victories the president may have or any negative attention he has received.

"Gallup did an analysis at the end of last year and found that President Trump actually has the most steady approval rating of any president in history," Nargundkar, a senior associate at ALG Research, told host Jamal Simmons on "What America's Thinking."


When you have the most negative broadcast on a President in TV history with the left wing media and he's STILL moving up......

Posted by: Sponge at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (IXZGh)

117
The way Trump is going, the Chinese will stop coming here and spending megabucks on sex change surgery.

Posted by: Miklos, tanking the market at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (QzkSJ)


I hope they don't stop sending women here to have their anchor babies.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (TAmPV)

118

94 I'm looking forward to Creepy Joe sticking his tongue in Kamala's ear.
Posted by: Northern Lurker


After Willie Brown, it's kind of a wash. His tongue, her ear is better than his dick, her mouth.

Posted by: imp at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (w+Z9D)

119 100 Don't you have to be able to read and write before you code?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

EboniCode


I was going to make a joke about emojicode, then I remembered that labview exists.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (sGtp+)

120 Not good enough. 9 million more democrats will be voting in 2020 ( 6 million who didn't vote in 2016 plus 3 million who will have turned 18 by 2020) also green party may not get 1.3 voters turned off by hillary unless groper joe nominee. Democrats win draw in enthusiasm. Democrats need to be turned off which groper joe may not do.

Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (GOxOX)

121 I'm still concerned about voter fraud in 2020


and it seems like no one is doing anything to safeguard against it......

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (d7Ww2)



Last time they were certain they had it in the bag. Next time, they'll go way over the top, and won't care if they get caught dozens or hundreds of times. The system will be inundated. Honestly, right now CA should not be allowed to vote in any federal election. They don't even call illegals voting "voter fraud" because they're registered to vote.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 14, 2019 03:53 PM (sLicW)

122 The Democratic field is weak, but not so weak that they would choose an unaccomplished former Congressman who's biggest claim to fame was losing an election to Ted Cruz.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:51 PM (9cans)


And who is white and straight, to boot. He has nothing going for him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:53 PM (6n7nf)

123 96 The fact that you had Robert Francis Beto Pancho Vanilla Hispamick O'Rourke go on The View and throw himself upon the mercy of the libtard audience shows that even HE, after his strong showing against Cruz and the record setting haul, is TOAST.
Posted by: Sponge at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (IXZGh)

Heh, Hispamick. My son is half Irish and half Mexican; I'm going to tell him to start calling himself this.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 14, 2019 03:53 PM (Ez6QX)

124 I recall back when there was an isotopes incident in Chernobyl.

Posted by: Roy at May 14, 2019 03:53 PM (fG1QA)

125 101 94 I'm looking forward to Creepy Joe sticking his tongue in Kamala's ear.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 14, 2019 03:50 PM (JgA4k)
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LOL!

Hmm, will she punch him or move closer?
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at May 14, 2019 03:51 PM (qC1Sy)

Whichever one gets her a promotion

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:53 PM (bcbK8)

126 110 A crushing loss in 2020 could just do the job.

It seems as though periodically the Democrat Party lurches to the hard left, and then gets another leash pop that brings them back a bit toward sanity. Temporarily, of course.

See, e.g., McGovern in 1972, Mondale in 1984.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (6n7nf)

============

The difference now, though, may be the intra party civil war. Democrats have grown to hate each other like Republicans. With another loss to literally Hitler, what's the point in hard leftists listening to centrists anymore? Or Establishment types giving anything to the hard left?

It'll be what would have happened to the Republican Party if Trump had lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:53 PM (9cans)

127
Posted by: raimondo

STFU, spammer

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 03:54 PM (LmrWy)

128 Step away for a minute and everyone moves to a new thread!

Posted by: FrodoB at May 14, 2019 03:54 PM (ctEmO)

129 97 Mayor Chris Farley...LOL

Posted by: Actually inside the beltway at May 14, 2019 03:54 PM (ldXWf)

130 Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (GOxOX)

Could someone perform a Fourier transform or something on this so it makes sense?

Thanks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:54 PM (6n7nf)

131 At one time I'd have said that I'd crawl across broken glass to vote for Trump in 2020.

I'm probably less enthusiastic now in that if I had to crawl across broken glass to vote for Trump in 2020 I'd do it, but I'd be very very cross about it.

It's 100% to do with just how badly Democrats are behaving on any given day. I just can't see them becoming sane between now and then. So...

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 14, 2019 03:54 PM (BD/yx)

132 Sigh.
Someone kicked the cage and woke troll up.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK8)

133 Twitter is the worst thing to ever happen to the democrat party. They're all dancing to the crazy tune of a small sliver of the population.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 14, 2019 03:54 PM (gC2IV)

134 You lost me at "NBC"



Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 14, 2019 03:54 PM (bv65J)

135 At least they didn't lick the Cage...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 03:55 PM (Av3cU)

136 I am definitely a "10" on 2020 enthusiasm. If Trump can somehow win both the electoral college and the popular vote that will truly be a Mortal Combat finish.

Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2019 03:55 PM (q177U)

137 Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (GOxOX)

Could someone perform a Fourier transform or something on this so it makes sense?

Thanks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:54 PM (6n7nf)


Run it through the Ebonicode compiler.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 14, 2019 03:55 PM (aS1PU)

138 122 The Democratic field is weak, but not so weak that they would choose an unaccomplished former Congressman who's biggest claim to fame was losing an election to Ted Cruz.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:51 PM (9cans)

And who is white and straight, to boot. He has nothing going for him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:53 PM (6n7nf)

===========

Look at who's dominating the Democratic field right now.

Being white and male is an asset.

Because Democrats are racist and sexist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:55 PM (9cans)

139 The Dems only hope is for twitter and FaceBook to completely sensor all conservative thought and commentary.

The Republicans have got to get their poop-n-a-group and open unfettered lines of communication for the not-insane side of the country.
If they don't get their shit-n-a wad, then it'll be a wad-o-shit in 2020.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at May 14, 2019 03:55 PM (P+Ru9)

140 Could someone perform a Fourier transform or something on this so it makes sense?

Thanks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:54 PM (6n7nf)
-------------

I'm a doctor, not a magician, Jim!

Posted by: Bones McCoy at May 14, 2019 03:55 PM (qC1Sy)

141 And I see Montana Governor Steve Bullock has entered the Klown Kar Kavalcade of Kooks.

White and male. No shot in hell but the comedy value is great.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2019 03:55 PM (zBaqJ)

142 With another loss to literally Hitler, what's the point in hard leftists listening to centrists anymore?

They won't. Some fraction will go underground and start engaging in domestic terrorism, if history is any guide.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:55 PM (6n7nf)

143 "Police arrest Richmond Hill father, son in chemicals incident"
------------
There was a worse one reading, "2 men arrested in Richmond Hill, Ont., not related to national security" by a Justin-sucking TV network's news division.

Right, not related to national security but border agents from both sides of the border informed the local cops over one's suspicious behaviour crossing the border recently.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2019 03:56 PM (Dh1wo)

144 Fat Mayor....in a little coat.

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2019 03:56 PM (NLLmE)

145 In the 1974 & 1976 elections, R's had to deal with what voters learned about their own team in what was then the recent past.

The trend continued in 1980 as well, but Carter was such a complete hack that a lot of people knew that something had to change.

So ....... Over the next year or so a lot of normal, everyday D's are going to get their chance to relive what a lot of normal, everyday R's lived in the 70's.

It will be very interesting to watch it all unfold. There are really uncomfortable feelings that come with admitting to oneself that their own side includes a bunch of crooks. Many folks can't do it no matter what. Those that can won't like it very much.

D turnout in 2020 and 2022 could be unbelievably low.

Posted by: jc at May 14, 2019 03:56 PM (PuMKG)

146 136 I am definitely a "10" on 2020 enthusiasm. If Trump can somehow win both the electoral college and the popular vote that will truly be a Mortal Combat finish.
Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2019 03:55 PM (q177U)

============

In 2016 I voted 3rd Party. I live in SC, knew Trump was going to win, and thought that I could help the LP reach 5% nationally which would lead to federal funding. It seemed a worth enough goal.

No way that's happening now.

I'll vote for Trump in 2020.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:56 PM (9cans)

147 Enthusiasm is gone because the Muller report fell flat, and I think a lot of Democrats aren't that excited abut Joe, don't think that Bernie wlll perform well against Trump-I'm speaking of debates, not election results and that some of them really do look around and think a huge part of their party are loony tunes. Anyone who insists on reparations for slavery is a loony tune-and don't they all support it? I have a friend who voted for Trump because he couldn't stand Hillary and otherwise has always voted D, but now he doesn't recall the party he voted for the first time in the early 1960's (And no, it's not because he has dementia; It's because they're all loony toons.) Maybe Joe can recapture the slightly left of center magic, but I don't think so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2019 03:56 PM (ahS0B)

148 They won't. Some fraction will go underground and start engaging in domestic terrorism, if history is any guide.

You mean the Anti-Fallafal aren't doing it already?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 03:56 PM (Av3cU)

149 Are you better off than you were 4 years ago?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2019 03:57 PM (RUnSJ)

150 and Ace, the comment thread is seldom lame.





very seldom.
That's cause we stretch prior to typing

Posted by: FrodoB at May 14, 2019 03:57 PM (ctEmO)

151 Trump
Trump
Trump

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (EOfHE)

152 Heh, Hispamick. My son is half Irish and half Mexican; I'm going to tell him to start calling himself this.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 14, 2019 03:53 PM (Ez6QX)


I've been failing to get that one to catch on. I give my brother full credit for coming up with it.

Posted by: Sponge at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (IXZGh)

153 When people die from heat stroke with no power in NYC they will blame global warming.

Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (AjVAj)

154
Are you better off than you were 4 years ago?
Posted by: Grump928(C)


I think so...

Posted by: Guy who chopped off his dick at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (aKsyK)

155 OT:

I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

If you're inclined to pray for such things, I wouldn't object.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9cans)

156 I will encode spam. Meat toilet defeat! You cannot spleen us!

Posted by: Raimondo after several translations at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

157 Are You More Scared of Democrats Than You Were Four Years Ago?

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (1ZBq5)

158 They met reality.

Didn't hit it off at all.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (vDqXW)

159 Don't you have to be able to read and write before you code?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

----

Some members of my current dev team would make you question that thought.

Wait a sec, they can't code either so, you are right! I stand corrected.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (Y4EXg)

160 Run it through the Ebonicode compiler.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 14, 2019 03:55 PM (aS1PU)


Worth a shot. I don't think transforming from time domain to frequency domain is going to make that word soup any more intelligible.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (6n7nf)

161
...or else this comment thread is going to be pretty lame.

Don't worry. It'll be about something else in a bit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (LmrWy)

162 Biden gets surgery, puts on head towel, doubles popularity.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 14, 2019 03:59 PM (RuIsu)

163 Praying James Madison.

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 03:59 PM (uLuPn)

164 "The Democrats, on the other hand, get to run on the powerful issue of radical transgenderism.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:38 PM

They also have a lock on infanticide."

And free healthcare for all non-citizens.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at May 14, 2019 03:59 PM (951Yv)

165 I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

If you're inclined to pray for such things, I wouldn't object.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,



I had all nine wisdom teeth out on the same day.

Piece o cake.

Posted by: eleven at May 14, 2019 03:59 PM (NLLmE)

166
The ballot forging machinery is working overtime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2019 03:59 PM (BWL+E)

167 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9cans)

Done! Get some nice painkillers. It's only bad for a few days. Then you just have to wait for the holes to close which is more of an annoyance than anything else.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2019 03:59 PM (1ZBq5)

168
Kinda late in life to have wisdom teeth removed.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 03:59 PM (LmrWy)

169
We're seeing a realignment of both parties. My guess is that we end up with a nationalist party and a globalist party.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 14, 2019 03:52 PM (wCmLp)

nationalist party - 2016

and a globalist party - 2008

done and done.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (sy5kK)

170 41 the 23 seat short bus is ready to roll. Funny how KAMala is being made to sit in the back.
Posted by: Papist Bograt at May 14, 2019 03:45 PM (rFmwm)

Maybe she's gotten some good campaign advice.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (C7rlo)

171 Bunch of Homos.

Posted by: Tulsi Gabbard - vote for me! at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

172 Divide a bazillion votes by 23, then add the power of this fully operational peeing hooker investigation with a hot economic cherry on top.


What did I just say?

Posted by: Rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (rFmwm)

173 156 I will encode spam. Meat toilet defeat! You cannot spleen us!
Posted by: Raimondo after several translations at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (RD7QR)


Finally, something that makes MORE sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (6n7nf)

174 Biden looks about as healthy as the Hildebeast.

Dude looks Old. Bet he smells like it too.

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (uLuPn)

175 I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

If you're inclined to pray for such things, I wouldn't object.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9cans)


You seem a might old for that. Shouldn't that've been done a LONG time ago?

My daughter is 14 and they're pushing to do that now.

Posted by: Sponge at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (IXZGh)

176 The enthusiasm gap is the only way I can explain how Beto got close to Ted Cruz. Well that and apparently a lot of people just don't like Ol' Ted as much as I do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)

177 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9cans)

Thanks be to God for drugs during and after dental surgery!

I am inclined to pray and will do so, and will put you on the prayer list.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (ahS0B)

178
See?

Now it's about dentistry.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (LmrWy)

179 155 OT:

I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

If you're inclined to pray for such things, I wouldn't object.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9cans)

Bleh. I had all four of mine taken out like 25 years ago. It wasn't too bad honestly. Prayers for you!

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)

180 words and republicans words democrats numbers too 2.6 thats a number and 2020 is too and people turn 18 too people are words and 18 is a number

Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (AzW6q)

181 155 OT:

I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

If you're inclined to pray for such things, I wouldn't object.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts

you'll be FINE.

enjoy the drugs. and make sure you have frozen packages of corn and peas to ice your jawline.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)

182 How about making sense of Macadamia flavored Spam?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Av3cU)

183 Done! Get some nice painkillers. It's only bad for a few days. Then you just have to wait for the holes to close which is more of an annoyance than anything else.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2019 03:59 PM (1ZBq5)



This.

I highly recommend a water-pik.

Posted by: Sponge at May 14, 2019 04:01 PM (IXZGh)

184 167 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9cans)

Done! Get some nice painkillers. It's only bad for a few days. Then you just have to wait for the holes to close which is more of an annoyance than anything else.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2019 03:59 PM (1ZBq5)

=======

I have the rest of the week off from work.

Which is good, because we're having a week long company wide event that I loathe.

And, I didn't mean to schedule the surgery right in the middle of it. Honest, it was a complete accident.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:01 PM (9cans)

185 >>I am telling you now. No matter what happens. No matter what they throw at him. No matter how many times you hear about the wheels and the walls...

Just sit back from here until Election Night... and marvel at The Greatest Show on Earth.
- - -
I love that so far, Trump is mostly sitting back and letting them go wild, with the occasional nickname like "Sleepy Joe" and "Alfred E. Newman." You cannot unsee Buttigieg as the Mad mag icon, lol!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2019 04:01 PM (W+vEI)

186 155 OT:

I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

If you're inclined to pray for such things, I wouldn't object.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9cans)


Prayers up, TheJamesMadison!

and get some of those pain pills for a couple of days. it worked for me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 04:01 PM (sy5kK)

187 I am NOT looking forward to the swarms of trolls that the 2020 election will bring

Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (AjVAj)

188 155 OT: I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

If you're inclined to pray for such things, I wouldn't object.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9cans)

Give in to the drugs! Don't fight it.
I've had this done, too. It can be not so bad.

Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (C7rlo)

189 If the Democrats were smart they'd be hoping nobody covers their debates.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (JgA4k)

190 175 I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

If you're inclined to pray for such things, I wouldn't object.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9cans)

You seem a might old for that. Shouldn't that've been done a LONG time ago?

My daughter is 14 and they're pushing to do that now.
Posted by: Sponge at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (IXZGh)

============

Not that old, but older.

Dolley's pissed that I didn't do it when I was 18.

But, they're never bothered me much. My dentist has been telling me to get rid of them for 6 years, since I started seeing him. I finally said okay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (9cans)

191 They won't. Some fraction will go underground and start engaging in domestic terrorism, if history is any guide.Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:55 PM (6n7nf)
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Is half a fraction?

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (1ZBq5)

192 You mean the Anti-Fallafal aren't doing it already?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 03:56 PM (Av3cU)


Nah, not really. I'm talking bombings, bank robberies, that sort of thing.

Getting a bit frisky in the street is just playing in the Instructional League.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (6n7nf)

193 Are you better off than you were 4 years ago?

N ...

Well, yes.

*reaches for another fifth*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (sZRzw)

194 If Trump bought a midget giraffe as a pet for the WH would that brighten Dems outlook for 2020? If he named the midget giraffe James Comey would that lighten their spirits?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (2LelM)

195 177 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9cans)

Thanks be to God for drugs during and after dental surgery!

I am inclined to pray and will do so, and will put you on the prayer list.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (ahS0B)

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Thank you very much!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (9cans)

196 176 The enthusiasm gap is the only way I can explain how Beto got close to Ted Cruz. Well that and apparently a lot of people just don't like Ol' Ted as much as I do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)

Establishment types hate him, because he's a lot more Trumpian than someone like Mitt Romney, and sad as it is, Texas has a lot of Establishment Republicans.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (J+mig)

197 Sadly Mad magazine is mostly anti Trump shit now from what I have seen.

Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (AjVAj)

198 If the Dems nominate a White Dude, their enthusiasms won't be on voting.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (4e+hS)

199 >enjoy the drugs. and make sure you have frozen packages of corn and peas to ice your jawline.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)


This plus watch out for dry socket. If you get it, don't hesitate to go back in. They'll stuff oil of cloves on a little piece of cloth into the offending socket. Blessed relief.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (sjdRT)

200 185 >>I am telling you now. No matter what happens. No matter what they throw at him. No matter how many times you hear about the wheels and the walls...

Just sit back from here until Election Night... and marvel at The Greatest Show on Earth.
- - -
I love that so far, Trump is mostly sitting back and letting them go wild, with the occasional nickname like "Sleepy Joe" and "Alfred E. Newman." You cannot unsee Buttigieg as the Mad mag icon, lol!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2019 04:01 PM (W+vEI)

Yeah, the Dems have no one who can compete at Trump's level.

This election is all about building name recognition for future grifting opportunities.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (bcbK8)

201 Never underestimate Dem cheating. How many House seats were called for Rs in 2018 that hmmm... after a recount were flipped to D? This is why they are starting on the "What if Trump refuses to leave the White House!?!?" They know they will need a few days to cheat and change results. Trump isn't going to sit back and take it - he will fight. That's why they are setting it up now.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (/5WQL)

202 I am NOT looking forward to the swarms of trolls that the 2020 election will bring
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (AjVAj)

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there are 9 milion of us and 3 of them are under 18 you are doomed

Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q)

203 Speaking of praying, any news about our own Calm Mentor?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (bcbK8)

204 182 How about making sense of Macadamia flavored Spam?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Av3cU)

Drunks. Hawaiians. Drunk Hawaiians.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (RD7QR)

205 Not that old, but older.

Dolley's pissed that I didn't do it when I was 18.

But, they're never bothered me much. My dentist has been telling me to get rid of them for 6 years, since I started seeing him. I finally said okay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (9cans)

I was in my early 20's when I got mine out. My son is 26 and still has his (he only has the top two though, never grew any on the bottom).

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (Ez6QX)

206 >>The ballot forging machinery is working overtime.

They are working so many angles it's frightening.

That, and does anyone here think we'll know who won on election night?

I predict forced staying open late polls, counting and "finding" votes well into the next day or two, and the Democrat refusing to concede - ever.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (W+vEI)

207 I was eating steak the day after I had my wisdom teeth yanked. Some people get straight wrecked, others have zero problems.

Good luck brother

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (4+qmi)

208

If we kept our wisdom teeth we would remain wise.

Posted by: AOC at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (aKsyK)

209 there are 9 milion of us and 3 of them are under 18 you are doomed
Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q)

You failed to count the peeing hookers...You're all wet.

Posted by: Rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (rFmwm)

210 Honestly, right now CA should not be allowed to vote in any federal election. They don't even call illegals voting "voter fraud" because they're registered to vote.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 14, 2019 03:53 PM (sLicW)


this

This

THIS!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (sy5kK)

211 Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q)

So you're saying 'buy more ammo'?

Done and done.

And you're done.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (bcbK8)

212 Butt-plug did not help himself when he said he had to look up who Alfred E. Newman is.

Not ready for Prime-Time, but should be a shoo-in to run with Gary "Aleppo" Johnson.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (Av3cU)

213 I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

If you're inclined to pray for such things, I wouldn't object.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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Whoa! Good luck TJM. I had 8 extracted when I was 20. I felt like I got hit by a truck for 3 days and was with good drugs. Maybe it will be easier at 29. HA!

Hope you have a easier experience than I did.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (Y4EXg)

214 I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

If you're inclined to pray for such things, I wouldn't object.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (9cans)


Poor you. My condolences. I cut a somewhat impacted wisdom tooth on my way up to the high Sierras on a two-week backpacking trip with a bunch of buddies in grad school.

Fortunately, the pain subsided after a while, and I had the tooth taken out when I returned.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (6n7nf)

215 189 If the Democrats were smart they'd be hoping nobody covers their debates.Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (JgA4k)

Their debates will be scripted 99% Trump bashfests and questions from muslim transgender military heroes with Pocket Constitutions and worries about what Trump has done to student loans and hate crimes.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (1ZBq5)

216 Now that the extreme left has taken over the Democrat party, we will always be just one Presidential-year election away from the destruction of the country. If they get the Presidency, the House, and the Senate, they will end the filibuster, pack SCOTUS, and then proceed apace with their insane agenda. And there will be no voting them out, since "vote harvesting" will go national and illegals will be allowed to vote.

Posted by: Deep Frozen State at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (4Eo4+)

217 I think disappointment in November will be evident.

Posted by: Exurban Doug at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (YS180)

218 My MIL and her daughters were all politics all the time during the reign of the lightbringer. They were over the moon when Obamacare was enacted. Were absolutely certain that the Golden Scalp Weasel and his entire family was going up against the wall for concluding with Russia.

Not a peep out of any of them since the Mueller report. No enthusiasm there.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (Ff25h)

219 If I still had my wisdom teeth I be a CEO instead of a dumb horse trainer.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (0iyq5)

220 If you want to know who wins in 2020 you're gonna have to ask the FBI.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)

221 you'll be FINE.

enjoy the drugs. and make sure you have frozen packages of corn and peas to ice your jawline.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (d7Ww2)

Goody's powder sprinkled in the back of my mouth worked way better than Tylenol 3.

That narcotic hangover was the worst I ever had.

Posted by: golfman at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (OE84+)

222 Bleh. I had all four of mine taken out like 25 years ago. It wasn't too bad honestly. Prayers for you!
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 14, 2019 04:00 PM (Ez6QX)

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Easy for you to say. I don't get along with dentists. For whatever reason, I seem to be that patient that always hears "oops."

Posted by: Bones McCoy at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (qC1Sy)

223 201 Never underestimate Dem cheating. How many House seats were called for Rs in 2018 that hmmm... after a recount were flipped to D? This is why they are starting on the "What if Trump refuses to leave the White House!?!?" They know they will need a few days to cheat and change results. Trump isn't going to sit back and take it - he will fight. That's why they are setting it up now.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (/5WQL)

I hope it doesn't come to that, but oh yeah I can see it happening.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (Ez6QX)

224 205 I was in my early 20's when I got mine out. My son is 26 and still has his (he only has the top two though, never grew any on the bottom).
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (Ez6QX)

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My bottom two are completely sideways and partially exposed. My top two are completely hidden.

The only real danger is hitting a nerve beneath my bottom right and creating a communication with my sinus at my top right. Nothing too terrifying, but it could lead to partial and permanent loss of feeling in my lip.

I hope it doesn't happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:06 PM (9cans)

225
We like to cut the edges off razor blades, glue 'em to a string, and snake 'em up our pee-holes! Illegal aliens do the hard work and keep our costs down! We don't give a shit about you whitebread rubes! Hey Bill-dog, how about another line?

Posted by: RNC/CoC Axis of Evil at May 14, 2019 04:06 PM (n2qRY)

226 Honestly, right now CA should not be allowed to vote in any federal election. They don't even call illegals voting "voter fraud" because they're registered to vote.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 14, 2019 03:53 PM (sLicW)


The wetbacks are the most sensible people here. It's come to that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:06 PM (6n7nf)

227 206 They are working so many angles it's frightening.

That, and does anyone here think we'll know who won on election night?

I predict forced staying open late polls, counting and "finding" votes well into the next day or two, and the Democrat refusing to concede - ever.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (W+vEI)

Seems like they perfected the ballot harvesting in 2018.

They were flat out caught transferring trailerfuls of ballots, and all they said is "Fuck You, what are You going to do about it?".

And we did nothing.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2019 04:06 PM (UnA8+)

228 If we kept our wisdom teeth we would remain wise.
Posted by: AOC at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (aKsyK)

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Looks like yours are front and center there Wilbur.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2019 04:06 PM (8XRCm)

229 The left has nothing but hatred left. It drives every aspect of their lives. They only laugh when they can see hate hit a targer.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 14, 2019 04:06 PM (AB9tT)

230 The peeing hookers will invite Delaware's own Joe Biden on ........a cruise. The PPV will not be pleasant.


Princess Running Joke will be their Indian guide.

Posted by: Rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:06 PM (rFmwm)

231 219 If I still had my wisdom teeth I be a CEO instead of a dumb horse trainer.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (0iyq5)

Is it fun training the dumb horses?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK8)

232 TJM - why take them out now? Just curious.

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 14, 2019 04:06 PM (dm05u)

233 219
If I still had my wisdom teeth I be a CEO instead of a dumb horse trainer.
I have to ask- How do you train a dumb horse? Take many 2x4's?

Posted by: FrodoB at May 14, 2019 04:07 PM (ctEmO)

234 /off Bones McCoy sock

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at May 14, 2019 04:07 PM (qC1Sy)

235
Last time it was Dr. Jill Stein.

Who will it be in 2020? She's not running again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 03:47 PM (9cans)








Oh no. Paglia is going to freak out trying to find a candidate to vote for. She'll shy away from the crazy Donks, but ewwww, Trump has cooties....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2019 04:07 PM (veoSD)

236 missed it by THAT much!

Posted by: FrodoB at May 14, 2019 04:07 PM (ctEmO)

237 there are 9 milion of us and 3 of them are under 18 you are doomed

Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q)


LOL Raimondo got it right! Go back and look at the original comment and it was talking about Trolls, not voters. Congratulations!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2019 04:07 PM (Kpl3J)

238 I bled like a mofo after my wisdom teeth were pulled. Called the office to complain and they told me to stick a couple of tea bags in the back of my mouth. Damned if it didn't work!

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (GaIMc)

239 150 and Ace, the comment thread is seldom lame.

very seldom.
That's cause we stretch prior to typing


sigh. now i'm envisioning a horde version of that stupid sling commercial.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (sGtp+)

240
If the Democrats were smart they'd be hoping nobody covers their debates.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (JgA4k)


Honestly I can see the eventual democratic nominee refusing to debate that racist Trump.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (TAmPV)

241 The quality of our trolls sure has deteriorated.

They used to be able to form complete sentences.

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (uLuPn)

242 That Bullock guy could really shake things up, what with his chiseled features and the Brokeback Mountain thing and all.

Posted by: Peter Bootyjuice at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (hjaPQ)

243 Pffft. I had all my wisdom removed!

Posted by: raimandoh at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (vDqXW)

244 Wisdom teeth?

I got teeth.

From USSR. Quality.

*removes and displays teeth*

Posted by: Bernie the Bolshie at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (QzkSJ)

245 212 Butt-plug did not help himself when he said he had to look up who Alfred E. Newman is.

Not ready for Prime-Time, but should be a shoo-in to run with Gary "Aleppo" Johnson.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 04:04 PM (Av3cU)

Seriously, what he said made no sense. He was born in 1982. So, on his "argument," if a comic book character predates 1982, it is of course unknown to him?
What a rocket scientist!

Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (C7rlo)

246 I heartily agree with all the comments regarding strong pain medicine after oral surgery. Or any surgery. And Fridays.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

247 232 TJM - why take them out now? Just curious.
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 14, 2019 04:06 PM (dm05u)

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Dentist has been bitching about it for 6 years.

"It'll flare up on Christmas Eve one year."

Insurance will mostly cover it. HSA account will do the rest. Fine. Let's just get it done.

I also want to get some more orthodontic work to cover some crowding on my lower teeth that flared up after I stopped using my retainer on the first go round, and it's probably better to do that without the wisdom teeth there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (9cans)

248 there are 9 milion of us

If this yutz is talking about anti-semites or dem Presidential candidates (but I repeat myself) then I just might believe that!

Posted by: Rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (rFmwm)

249 I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.


Do not fuck with the clot globs! This is key to good healing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (RUnSJ)

250 Why wouldn't Democrats be in the dumps? Hope after hope after dreams have been squashed and vanished.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (BbGew)

251 235 Oh no. Paglia is going to freak out trying to find a candidate to vote for. She'll shy away from the crazy Donks, but ewwww, Trump has cooties....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2019 04:07 PM (veoSD)

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And she'll vote for the Democrat because abortion. Just like Althouse will.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (9cans)

252 Gather round and get in line boys because Mrs. Harris is open for service and ready to go round the world. All. Weekend. Long.

Posted by: punished kamala at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (O3do3)

253 >>>Just sit back from here until Election Night... and marvel at The Greatest Show on Earth.

TYVM

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (DGS6j)

254 I'm one of the few people who has all 4 of my Wisdom teeth, that's why I'm Wise.

ok, the reason was that in earlier orthodontic work I had 4 teeth removed farther on up, and everything shifted up leaving room for them. So I did lose 4 teeth, just different ones than most people lose.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (Kpl3J)

255 That Bullock guy could really shake things up

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Oh yeah. I forgot there's a new chump running. Someone I've never even heard of. Where's he from?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (AzW6q)

256 If horses were smart they wouldn't need training.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (0iyq5)

257 Speaking of teeth, Joe sure has got a nice set of choppers. Be a shame if they were to fall out during a debate.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (v0R5T)

258 If Trump gets a pair of Supreme Court picks, his Wall and the economy is still roaring along--and there's no shooting war--the Democrats might be so demoralized they may not even bother showing up to vote....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (NFEMn)

259 BREAKING NEWS!!

Joe Biden did not step on his dick today.

Film at 11.

Posted by: Breaking News at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (88+cf)

260 240 Honestly I can see the eventual democratic nominee refusing to debate that racist Trump.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (TAmPV)

That's almost a given at this point.

And all the networks saying they refuse to even invite Trump to any debate. That way the Dem nominee gets a 90 minute monologue about ORANGEMANBAD.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (UnA8+)

261 241 The quality of our trolls sure has deteriorated.

They used to be able to form complete sentences.
Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (uLuPn)

Nine million meat toilet! Fifty dollah! Fifty dollah!

Posted by: rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

262 Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2019 04:01 PM (W+vEI)

I love how he said he doesn't want to hit them all too hard and end up against someone strong. Who says that? Fuckin Trump.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (1ZBq5)

263 >> Butt-plug did not help himself when he said he had to look up who Alfred E. Newman is.


I liked his Chinese proverb comeback.
That was so spontaneous. Not. Bet he's had that one at the ready for months.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (W+vEI)

264 Honestly I can see the eventual democratic nominee refusing to debate that racist Trump.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (TAmPV)

Well, Elizabeth Warren has already basically said that she won't appear on racist Fox news.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (ahS0B)

265 Here's the other thing: Trump wasn't "Presidential" the first run. The press has to cover him meeting with foreign leaders. He is Presidential now. Most of the Dem candidates are not. But the economy will be a big factor.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (Lqy/e)

266 251 And she'll vote for the Democrat because abortion. Just like Althouse will.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:09 PM (9cans)

And every last harpy in my office.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (UnA8+)

267 264 Honestly I can see the eventual democratic nominee refusing to debate that racist Trump.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (TAmPV)

Well, Elizabeth Warren has already basically said that she won't appear on racist Fox news.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (ahS0B)

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"How can I do better?!"
-Shep

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (9cans)

268 Seriously, what he said made no sense. He was born in 1982. So, on his "argument," if a comic book character predates 1982, it is of course unknown to him?
What a rocket scientist!
Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (C7rlo)

I even know who Howdy Doody is!!!

Posted by: Chelsea Hubbell at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (OE84+)

269 238 I bled like a mofo after my wisdom teeth were pulled. Called the office to complain and they told me to stick a couple of tea bags in the back of my mouth. Damned if it didn't work!

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (GaIMc)

Be glad they didn't tell you to use Tampons.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (Kpl3J)

270 very seldom.

That's cause we stretch prior to typing



sigh. now i'm envisioning a horde version of that stupid sling commercial.
Glad I could help

Posted by: FrodoB at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (ctEmO)

271 Their debates will be scripted 99% Trump bashfests and questions from muslim transgender military heroes with Pocket Constitutions and worries about what Trump has done to student loans and hate crimes.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (1ZBq5)


I'm sure that that's the idea, but I think the situation is metastable. I look for one of the idiots who's just a bit out of contention to decide to go nuclear on someone ahead of him in a desperate Hail Mary (pardon the shift in metaphor) to break into the top couple of candidates.

Once that starts, at least one of two things will happen. Either the attacked person will respond in kind, and/or if the attack works, some other wannabe will do the same thing to try to move up.

At which point the general food fight starts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (6n7nf)

272 Had my wisdom teeth taken out when I was 21 and in the USAF, only remember they bled for days after.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2019 04:10 PM (BbGew)

273 Buttigieg could have done well to just say, "have! Good one. But he didn't

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2019 04:11 PM (4+qmi)

274 >>Oh no. Paglia is going to freak out trying to find a candidate to vote for. She'll shy away from the crazy Donks, but ewwww, Trump has cooties....


Weld.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2019 04:11 PM (W+vEI)

275 201 Never underestimate Dem cheating. How many House seats were called for Rs in 2018 that hmmm... after a recount were flipped to D? This is why they are starting on the "What if Trump refuses to leave the White House!?!?" They know they will need a few days to cheat and change results. Trump isn't going to sit back and take it - he will fight. That's why they are setting it up now.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (/5WQL)


Such nonsense. Everyone knows that when PDT wins again in 2024, he will just turn over the Presidency to Ivanka.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 04:11 PM (sy5kK)

276 My bottom two are completely sideways and partially exposed. My top two are completely hidden.

The only real danger is hitting a nerve beneath my bottom right and creating a communication with my sinus at my top right. Nothing too terrifying, but it could lead to partial and permanent loss of feeling in my lip.

I hope it doesn't happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:06 PM (9cans)

That's funny, my son's are sideways too.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 14, 2019 04:11 PM (Ez6QX)

277
there are 9 milion of us and 3 of them are under 18 you are doomed
Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q)


That certainly explains why so many democrats are forced to fly to Pedo Island.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 14, 2019 04:11 PM (TAmPV)

278 Honestly I can see the eventual democratic nominee refusing to debate that racist Trump.

Sure, make yourself the target of Trump ridicule, Dems. That will work out *SO* well for you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2019 04:11 PM (oVJmc)

279 Seriously, what he said made no sense. He was born in 1982. So, on his "argument," if a comic book character predates 1982, it is of course unknown to him?
What a rocket scientist!
Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (C7rlo))

If nothing else, Buttplug is emblematic of his generation.

If it happened before they were born, it's not important.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 14, 2019 04:11 PM (NFEMn)

280 ok, makes sense if you are planning orthodontics.

I will pray!

KTY needs hers out this summer - ugh $$$

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 14, 2019 04:11 PM (dm05u)

281
Whelp, their enthusiasm for flinging feces around remains intact, seems to me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2019 04:11 PM (pNxlR)

282 238 I bled like a mofo after my wisdom teeth were pulled. Called the office to complain and they told me to stick a couple of tea bags in the back of my mouth. Damned if it didn't work!

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (GaIMc)


The tannin in tea is an astringent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (6n7nf)

283 Honestly I can see the eventual democratic nominee refusing to debate that racist Trump.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 14, 2019 04:08 PM (TAmPV)

That's almost a given at this point.

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White House Correspondence Dinner
SOTU
Sport visits to the white house

Now Presidential Debates

Trump is the greatest president of all time

What other dumb stupid traditions can he help get rid of?

Posted by: SH at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (sX1BW)

284 272 It was hard to eat with a mouthful of cotton.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (BbGew)

285 The odd thing is, aborted babies don't grow up to vote Dem.

Posted by: Miklos, demography being destiny at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (QzkSJ)

286 I've got a big mouth so my dentist just let mine grow in.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (Dh1wo)

287
I bled like a mofo after my wisdom teeth were pulled. Called the office to complain and they told me to stick a couple of tea bags in the back of my mouth. Damned if it didn't work!
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale


I do that every night.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (aKsyK)

288 Put. That. Dick. Down.
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Sure! Down my throat!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (vg8iE)

289 If it happened before the current narrative and does not support the current narrative, it's not important.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (1ISKN)

290 How any sentient being could have any enthusiasm for a Democrat is beyond me but here's hoping that the Democrat debates are a major clown show that lowers D voters enthusiasm even more. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (RG/Kz)

291 Mommy, mommy, look, I'm posting at that site again. Now will you love me? Now will I get the chicken tendies?

Posted by: Ray M. Undo at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (iys0/)

292 275 201 Never underestimate Dem cheating. How many House seats were called for Rs in 2018 that hmmm... after a recount were flipped to D? This is why they are starting on the "What if Trump refuses to leave the White House!?!?" They know they will need a few days to cheat and change results. Trump isn't going to sit back and take it - he will fight. That's why they are setting it up now.
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (/5WQL)


Such nonsense. Everyone knows that when PDT wins again in 2024, he will just turn over the Presidency to Ivanka.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 04:11 PM (sy5kK)

I for one welcome our blonde Dominatrix Dictator.

Posted by: rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (RD7QR)

293 It was hard to eat with a mouthful of cotton.

Milo Minderbinder strikes again

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (Av3cU)

294 The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone away
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away from me
No you done me wrong baby
You'll be sorry some day
The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone away from me
The thrill is gone baby
The thrill is gone away from me

Posted by: Insomniac at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (HJNe9)

295 TJM - do not use straws after - might displace the blood clot and cause a dry socket

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (dm05u)

296
Honestly I can see the eventual democratic nominee refusing to debate that racist Trump.

Sure, make yourself the target of Trump ridicule, Dems. That will work out *SO* well for you.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2019 04:11 PM (oVJmc)







It'll be hilarious to see the Golden Scalp Weasel doing chicken impressions on Twatter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (veoSD)

297 there are 9 milion of us and 3 of them are under 18 you are doomed
Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q)


We'll just require that all autos have manual transmissions. They'll never get to the polls.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (6n7nf)

298 Was Alfred E Neuman Gay?

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (uLuPn)

299 213 I'm getting all 4 wisdom teeth removed tomorrow.

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Whoa! Good luck TJM. I had 8 extracted when I was 20.


you had eight wisdom teeth? is your name Freddie mercury, perchance?

Posted by: Anachronda at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (sGtp+)

300 >>>White and male. No shot in hell

plus he stinks

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (DGS6j)

301 295 TJM - do not use straws after - might displace the blood clot and cause a dry socket
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (dm05u)

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How else am I to drink the blood of my enemies, then?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (9cans)

302 It'll be hilarious to see the Golden Scalp Weasel doing chicken impressions on Twatter.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (veoSD)


And feature an empty chair or lectern at the debate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (6n7nf)

303 Wonder if he's heard of Kilroy?

Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 04:14 PM (C7rlo)

304 With the exception of NGU, military dentists can do some damage.

Posted by: Florence Henderson at May 14, 2019 04:14 PM (g5ymw)

305 Trump barely won in michigan ,pennsylvania and wisconsin and still lost popular vote because 71% of vote was white instead of predicted 70%. In 2020 white vote will only be 68%. Elections are about how many people are voting, not enthusiasm, so a draw means nothing.

Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:14 PM (GOxOX)

306 The thrill is gone away from me
Posted by: Insomniac

Somebody's got to keep Lucille happy.

Posted by: Miklos, who met BB King once at May 14, 2019 04:14 PM (QzkSJ)

307 The fraud in 2020 is going to be epic and the demofascists know exactly where to concentrate it. It is happening with gerrymandering right now.

Trump needs to get the FEC on the cheating last year.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2019 04:14 PM (pw+jk)

308 My advice to the DemonRats: "Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Posted by: An Observation at May 14, 2019 04:14 PM (Wojoh)

309 I only had 3 wisdom teeth, but I got the gas. Guy doing the surgery said I was the only patient he ever had that tried to turn the gas up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 14, 2019 04:14 PM (1ISKN)

310 Wonder if he's heard of Kilroy?

Butt-plug would start singing "Mr. Roboto."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 04:15 PM (Av3cU)

311
>>Oh no. Paglia is going to freak out trying to find a candidate to vote for. She'll shy away from the crazy Donks, but ewwww, Trump has cooties....

Weld.
Posted by: Lizzy


On Tuesday we vote for Weld.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2019 04:15 PM (aKsyK)

312 Enthusiasm I question to begin with, but what little real enthusiasm they may have had was mostly "Trump is about to be thrown out of office!" hysteria they got from CNN and MSNBC. Now that they're straightened up on that, the reality is sinking in that they don't have anyone good to run against him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2019 04:15 PM (39g3+)

313 Piss off, racist foreign retard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2019 04:15 PM (RUnSJ)

314 Looking at the Trump campaign swag so far, such as the pencil neck Schiff t-shirt, they are gonna have fun on 2020/ Heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2019 04:15 PM (W+vEI)

315 How else am I to drink the blood of my enemies, then?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (9cans)
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From their skull, silly.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at May 14, 2019 04:15 PM (qC1Sy)

316 We'll just require that all autos have manual transmissions. They'll never get to the polls.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (6n7nf)

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Ahhh the millennial anti car theft device.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2019 04:15 PM (pw+jk)

317 What other dumb stupid traditions can he help get rid of?
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (sX1BW)


Pardoning the turkey. Let the Democrat take his chances.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:15 PM (6n7nf)

318 I spit guano! The sharty blert! The sharty blert is coming!

Posted by: rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:15 PM (RD7QR)

319 Trump barely won in michigan ,pennsylvania and wisconsin and still lost popular vote because 71% of vote was white instead of predicted 70%. In 2020 white vote will only be 68%. Elections are about how many people are voting, not enthusiasm, so a draw means nothing.
Posted by: raimondo



HAHAHAHA


The number of people voting is affected by the enthusiasm levels of the electorate.

But suddenly, one factor doesn't matter. Keep fucking the popular vote chicken.

Posted by: Rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (rFmwm)

320 314 Looking at the Trump campaign swag so far, such as the pencil neck Schiff t-shirt, they are gonna have fun on 2020/ Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 14, 2019 04:15 PM (W+vEI)

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And all the donors are begging to be on his side now.

The anti-Trump segment of Republicans is going to be far smaller and quieter this time around.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (9cans)

321 Goodbye EMPIRE go F yourself.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (dKiJG)

322 On Tuesday we vote for Weld.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Tuesday? Must be Belgium.

Posted by: Miklos, back on the bus at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (QzkSJ)

323 Ahhh the millennial anti car theft device.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2019 04:15 PM (pw+jk)


That's it exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (6n7nf)

324
There's no such thing as the "popular vote" in US Presidential elections, assmunch.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (veoSD)

325 and still lost popular vote because ...


... there is no such thing

Posted by: SH at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (sX1BW)

326 Great, some kid from around here is on one of those idiotic TV talent shows, and they're throwing her a parade nearby. Roads are going to be closed on my route home from work.

I've never watched that show in my life, but If I get stuck in traffic today because of this I'm going to start....so I can call in and vote against this kid as many times as possible.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (bv65J)

327 315 How else am I to drink the blood of my enemies, then?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (9cans)
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From their skull, silly.
Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at May 14, 2019 04:15 PM (qC1Sy)

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And now I have to take those down from my mantle...

Ugh...such inconvenience.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (9cans)

328 Enthused for continued winning.

Makes a difference.

Posted by: golfman at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (OE84+)

329 Speaking of cheating - nobody has ever brought up all the crazy weird shite going on with Hillary's podiums during the debates. Not even the guy who won? I mean, I guess it's cool that she had a little projection system and ear bud? I suppose it was fair since we couldn't expect her to actually remember the answers she was given.


I can't even imagine what they'd do the next time around if this one somehow got a pass from both sides.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (sLicW)

330 Come this January, you can also bet your bottom dollar that Nancy is going to go out of here way to gin something up with Trump so she'll have an excuse to cancel the SOTU--and this time she won't relent.

No way are they going to give Trump a free campaign commercial in 2020.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (NFEMn)

331 207 I was eating steak the day after I had my wisdom teeth yanked. Some people get straight wrecked, others have zero problems.

Good luck brother
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I had all four wisdom teeth removed during OCS. Two teeth had to be cracked four ways to get them out. Then I returned to my ever loving Sgt Instructor for Marine Corps Training. It wasn't that bad.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (2LelM)

332 The thrill is gone away from me
Posted by: Insomniac at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (HJNe9)

June is just around the corner, man

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK8)

333 I wonder how enthusiastic Democrats are going to be after a year and a half of investigations exposing the corruption of their political class.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (/tuJf)

334 Rainmando and the rest of the America haters want to turn the USA into a third world shithole.

I hope you reap what you sow retard.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (lmPMy)

335 Somebody ought to get a refund of his ESL tuition money.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (6n7nf)

336 Oh yeah. I forgot there's a new chump running. Someone I've never even heard of. Where's he from?
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He's from Montana. He's a cutie, but he's not like Montana Sheriff cute or anything.

Posted by: Peter Bootyjuice at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (hjaPQ)

337 I still have my wisdom teeth. Overrated.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (/kao1)

338 Honestly I can see the eventual democratic nominee refusing to debate that racist Trump.

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Ya know what would be baller? For Trump to agree to all of their terms for debates, schedule them, and then morning of, just Tweet something "Nvmd... my opponent is crazy and stupid. Sad! Not wasting my time. Join me for my FANTASTIC SURPRISE RALLY in Grand Rapids tonight. FIRST COME FIRST SERVE!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (AzW6q)

339 you had eight wisdom teeth? is your name Freddie mercury, perchance?
Posted by: Anachronda

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No silly. Four wisdon, two 2nd bicuspids and 2 more up front.

But that does remind me of, to my way of thinking, the greatest live rock performance ever:

https://youtu.be/0omja1ivpx0

Freddy had the crowd eating out of his hand.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (Y4EXg)

340 326 Great, some kid from around here is on one of those idiotic TV talent shows, and they're throwing her a parade nearby. Roads are going to be closed on my route home from work.

I've never watched that show in my life, but If I get stuck in traffic today because of this I'm going to start....so I can call in and vote against this kid as many times as possible.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (bv65J)

She hasn't even be on yet and they're already throwing her a parade??

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)

341 If the economy stays strong, no one will be voting for the dem. Because even the dumbest dem likes money.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (1ISKN)

342
My wisdom teeth were impacted. Hurt like a motherfucker until I got them yanked. They were also pushing may back molars forward and jamming all my teeth together.


I envy you big mouthed people with room for wisdom teeth.


Biologically speaking WTF are they even there for??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

343 333 I wonder how enthusiastic Democrats are going to be after a year and a half of investigations exposing the corruption of their political class.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (/tuJf)

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Very?

Super?

Mega?

Ultra?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (9cans)

344 Only 2018 election fraud north carolina 9 and virginia 2. Both by republican party.

Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:18 PM (GOxOX)

345 334 Rainmando and the rest of the America haters want to turn the USA into a third world shithole.


The funny part is his English suggests he's FROM a Third World shithole. Could be Los Angeles, I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:18 PM (6n7nf)

346 307 - whatever happened to his voter commission that he set up /was to set up after the 2016 election?

The Rs should have been fighting this crap for the past 2 (actually, 20) years. They haven't done squat - but I'm not surprised.

Posted by: PAgirlinNC at May 14, 2019 04:18 PM (/5WQL)

347 And the small victories the Democrats managed in 2018 were not due to enthusiasm in any case, voter turnout wasn't terrific.

Paglia is going to freak out trying to find a candidate to vote for.

Meh, she makes noises every time about how bad Democrats are and how nobody sane would vote for one but she always does. She talks the talk but won't walk it. Like Tim Cook, he'll vote for the Democrat even if its the worst sort of person he continually rails against. They can't help themselves, apparently.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2019 04:18 PM (39g3+)

348 215
189 If the Democrats were smart they'd be hoping nobody covers their
debates.Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I
mentioned I'm irritable? at May 14, 2019 04:02 PM (JgA4k)

Their
debates will be scripted 99% Trump bashfests and questions from muslim
transgender military heroes with Pocket Constitutions and worries about
what Trump has done to student loans and hate crimes.


Posted by: ... at May 14, 2019 04:05 PM (1ZBq5)


Every time they end an answer to a "question" they will yell "Yeargh!!!" so the DNC operati....moderator will know they are finished.

Posted by: Robert Kraft at May 14, 2019 04:18 PM (ymnmz)

349 Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:14 PM (GOxOX

Thanks for your wisdom! I find it so comforting to know that no Black or Hispanic people voted for Trump in 2016, and none will vote for him in 2020. You have an advanced degree in election studies, yes?

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein's sister Susan at May 14, 2019 04:18 PM (ahS0B)

350 Biologically speaking WTF are they even there for??

Spares for when the ones up front fall out.

Posted by: FrodoB at May 14, 2019 04:19 PM (ctEmO)

351 jerk sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 14, 2019 04:19 PM (ymnmz)

352
James Madison:

Two at one go is bad. Four is just a dentist looking for money in your mouth.

It is surgery and you should consider doing it in two sessions spaced far apart. That is unless it is a legitimate necessity to remove all four at once.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2019 04:19 PM (zBaqJ)

353 It's over, and they know it's over. The Dems keep fucking the Secret Trump Crimes chicken on Bloomberg because they have NOTHING else. I'm actually shocked.

When the indictments start rolling out, the Dems will wonder if their candidate will even stay out of jail. In the case of Joe Biden, fuck no!

So where does that leave them?

Posted by: trev006 at May 14, 2019 04:19 PM (OnEJV)

354 And now I have to take those down from my mantle...

Ugh...such inconvenience.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Mine are usually in the dishwasher.

Posted by: Miklos, in the shade of the tzampotli at May 14, 2019 04:19 PM (QzkSJ)

355 326 Great, some kid from around here is on one of those idiotic TV talent shows

A modest proposal: we execute all of the losers.

Also, everybody who appears on the Jerry Springer show, including Jerry Springer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:19 PM (6n7nf)

356 The number of people voting is affected by the enthusiasm levels of the electorate.

But suddenly, one factor doesn't matter. Keep fucking the popular vote chicken.
Posted by: Rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (rFmwm)

The only question to me is "how many people who voted for Trump in 2016 WILL NOT vote for him in 2020?"
VS.
"How many people who didn't vote for Trump WILL do so in 2020?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 14, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

357 whatever happened to his voter commission that he set up /was to set up after the 2016 election?

States kicked up a fuss and Pence quit because it was too haaarrd

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2019 04:19 PM (39g3+)

358 Raimondo 51- 49 is a win, you don't get asterisks and barely won in the comment column.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2019 04:20 PM (BbGew)

359 352
James Madison:

Two at one go is bad. Four is just a dentist looking for money in your mouth.

It is surgery and you should consider doing it in two sessions spaced far apart. That is unless it is a legitimate necessity to remove all four at once.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2019 04:19 PM (zBaqJ)

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I want them done at once so I can start on my orthodontics sooner rather than later. I got some teeth that didn't like it when I stopped wearing my retainer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 14, 2019 04:20 PM (9cans)

360 Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:14 PM

WLNSSEODQY.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at May 14, 2019 04:20 PM (meVhc)

361 Only 2018 election fraud north carolina 9 and virginia 2. Both by republican party.
Posted by: raimondo

And the proof is: snake handling!!!!!!

Posted by: Rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:20 PM (rFmwm)

362 Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (8XR

I still have my wisdom teeth but they've been no pain / no problem other than what you indicated and they have started to push my bottom teeth together. Unless they start hurting, at this stage of my life , they are staying put.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 14, 2019 04:20 PM (lmPMy)

363 The funny part is his English suggests he's FROM a Third World shithole.


I'm reasonably sure he's in a third world shithole, or possible Canada, but not likely. Even Canadians know something our American history and culture.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2019 04:20 PM (RUnSJ)

364 >>Let's not start sucking each others dicks yet, gentlemen.

Darn
*Looks at ground*
*Kicks rock*

Posted by: Barry Obama at May 14, 2019 04:20 PM (daAqw)

365 James Madison:



Two at one go is bad. Four is just a dentist looking for money in your mouth.



It is surgery and you should consider doing it in two sessions
spaced far apart. That is unless it is a legitimate necessity to remove
all four at once.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2019 04:19 PM

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The United States Army took all four of my wisdom teeth out at the same time. They were impacted and the oral surgeon had to break them up with a hammer into small pieces to get them out.


It was not a pleasant experience.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 14, 2019 04:21 PM (JUOKG)

366 She hasn't even be on yet and they're already throwing her a parade??

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor Awesome Mug Winner! at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (Ez6QX)

Yup. And a concert. She's been the show. But hasn't won yet. Or has. Or something. I don't know. I just better be able to drive home tonight. She ain't paying my mortgage.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 14, 2019 04:21 PM (bv65J)

367 Wisdom teeth gone long ago. Had a bridge put in lower front after car wreck. Implant in side fell out after 12 years. Broke two teeth last year, one is still half there. See a periodontist every 3 months now.
Good time, good times.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2019 04:21 PM (v0R5T)

368 I've changed my mind. If I ever have kids, fat chance at 49, I'm naming my son Mega Hercules. Or Megacles.


It's just fun to say.

Feel like a pro wrestler, like The Undertaker.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK8)

369 I had all four wisdom teeth out at once in my late 30s. It was easy, barely an inconvenience. I think it varies a lot from person to person.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2019 04:21 PM (iys0/)

370
They won't. Some fraction will go underground and start engaging in domestic terrorism, if history is any guide.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 03:55 PM (6n7nf)


The huge difference today is that we have had enough diversity shoved down our throats since then that very few people will mistake these domestic enemies for fellow countrymen.

They will not get the Hanoi Jane/Billy Ayers/Bernardine Dohrn kid gloves treatment this time.

Posted by: sunflower at May 14, 2019 04:21 PM (I54dk)

371 A modest proposal: we execute all of the losers.

***

Thank you, Donald Sutherland

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 14, 2019 04:22 PM (/kao1)

372 I still have my wisdom teeth, but they kinda crushed some teeth out of alignment in my face. Not badly but just enough that they don't hurt.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2019 04:22 PM (39g3+)

373 Let's not start sucking each others dicks yet, gentlemen.

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Shut your dirty whore mouth!!

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 14, 2019 04:22 PM (pw+jk)

374 The number of people voting is affected by the enthusiasm levels of the electorate.

But suddenly, one factor doesn't matter. Keep fucking the popular vote chicken.
Posted by: Rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:16 PM (rFmwm)

The only question to me is "how many people who voted for Trump in 2016 WILL NOT vote for him in 2020?"
VS.
"How many people who didn't vote for Trump WILL do so in 2020?
Posted by: JoeF

Question #2: How many people who voted for Hillzabub will stay home or vote for the Greens party, Libertarian or write in Bernie?

Posted by: Rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:22 PM (rFmwm)

375 They won't. Some fraction will go underground and start engaging in domestic terrorism, if history is any guide.

Yeah. The McGovern approach: if we can't win this way, we'll kill people until they obey us.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2019 04:22 PM (39g3+)

376 Let's not start sucking each others dicks yet, gentlemen.

Why is everyone looking at me?

Posted by: Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at May 14, 2019 04:22 PM (6n7nf)

377 *giggles*

Steny Hoyer is getting a challenger with a resume almost as thin as Doll Eyes Alex's. Mckayla Wilkes is her name and she supports the New Green Deal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2019 04:22 PM (Av3cU)

378 When I had my wisdom teeth removed, my colon was impacted, but the dentist didn't seem to care.

Posted by: Peter Bootyjuice at May 14, 2019 04:23 PM (hjaPQ)

379 61 I'm still concerned about voter fraud in 2020

and it seems like no one is doing anything to safeguard against it......

Posted by: nurse ratched
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Agreed. Someone from the administration better be working behind the scenes on voter fraud NOW or there will be no stopping it. Nanzi has already spoken publically about it on the plan and how Donnie Two Scoops will not honor the results of the next election.. planting the seed she is.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 14, 2019 04:23 PM (ZgjWN)

380 I'm no expert, but I've heard the recovery is easier if you have them removed before they are impacted.

And don't have it done by a DOD dentist.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 14, 2019 04:23 PM (1ISKN)

381 332 The thrill is gone away from me
Posted by: Insomniac at May 14, 2019 04:13 PM (HJNe9)

June is just around the corner, man
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK

Indeed it is! Always good to be reminded.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 14, 2019 04:23 PM (NWiLs)

382 368 I've changed my mind. If I ever have kids, fat chance at 49, I'm naming my son Mega Hercules. Or Megacles.


It's just fun to say.

Feel like a pro wrestler, like The Undertaker.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK

Mega "The Lesbian Thriller" Hercules.

Gotta stay consistent to your gimmick, man.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2019 04:23 PM (UnA8+)

383 You can bet on the Democrats hypocritically complaining that the investigation into their misdeeds and corruption is timed to influence the election too

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)

384 Let's not start sucking each others dicks yet, gentlemen.
.........

OK. On the count of three?

Posted by: Don LeMoan at May 14, 2019 04:24 PM (v0R5T)

385 369 I had all four wisdom teeth out at once in my late 30s. It was easy, barely an inconvenience. I think it varies a lot from person to person.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2019 04:21 PM (iys0/)
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Had two taken out early twenties, felt like crap for a day then good to go.

Have one wisdom tooth that needs to come out, but, after the last dental mishap, my enthusiasm for dentistry, never very high to begin with, is non-existent.

Posted by: blake - used sock salesman at May 14, 2019 04:24 PM (qC1Sy)

386 June is just around the corner, man
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM


Shhhhhhh! Don't say it so loud. Ward might overhear ...

Posted by: Eddie H. at May 14, 2019 04:24 PM (meVhc)

387 375 Yeah. The McGovern approach: if we can't win this way, we'll kill people until they obey us.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2019 04:22 PM (39g3+)

To be fair, that is also the Zod Plan.

Well, that plus the return of slavery.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2019 04:24 PM (UnA8+)

388 383 You can bet on the Democrats hypocritically complaining that the investigation into their misdeeds and corruption is timed to influence the election too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)

Simply note, as a factual matter, that Mueller forced this timing. See if we can make them hate him more.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 14, 2019 04:25 PM (RD7QR)

389 They won't. Some fraction will go underground and start engaging in domestic terrorism, if history is any guide.

Yeah. The McGovern approach: if we can't win this way, we'll kill people until they obey us.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2019 04:22 PM (39g3+)


The operative phrase is "direct action," because, channeling Lenin, the plebes need a revolutionary vanguard to lead them to Heaven on Earth.

It's much like the Muslim approach of, "We want you to adopt our stupid, backward death cult of a religion, and to persuade you of our merit we'll engage in terrorism."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:25 PM (6n7nf)

390 One armed paper hanger all day then I get to the eye doc office and see...

Tim Conway
And
Doris Day
Both in my all time top 5's.
Different catagories... of course.

Posted by: teej at May 14, 2019 04:25 PM (E5emk)

391 I'm still concerned about voter fraud in 2020

and it seems like no one is doing anything to safeguard against it.


Yeah, Trump was all worried about it until he won, then he seems to have just shrugged at it even when faced with blatant fraud in 2018 in places like Florida.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2019 04:25 PM (39g3+)

392 95 I watched Trump logically, systematically and methodically dismantle the Republicans and then Hillary. I tried to narrate it here at the time because in terms of fun and entertainment it was like nothing any of us had ever seen.

A lot of you kind of missed it as you were likely caught up in other stories and angles and/or didn't like or trust Trump.

I am telling you now. No matter what happens. No matter what they throw at him. No matter how many times you hear about the wheels and the walls...

Just sit back from here until Election Night... and marvel at The Greatest Show on Earth.

Posted by: ... at
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Spot on analogy..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 14, 2019 04:25 PM (ZgjWN)

393 I was kind of happy getting my 4 wisdom teeth out at once during OCS. I figured it meant I was going to graduate. If they were going to shit can me they wouldn't be spending money on my mouth.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:25 PM (2LelM)

394
Gina Rainmondo is the democratic governor of Rhode Island.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 14, 2019 04:25 PM (TAmPV)

395 382 368 I've changed my mind. If I ever have kids, fat chance at 49, I'm naming my son Mega Hercules. Or Megacles.


It's just fun to say.

Feel like a pro wrestler, like The Undertaker.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:21 PM (bcbK

Mega "The Lesbian Thriller" Hercules.

Gotta stay consistent to your gimmick, man.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 14, 2019 04:23 PM (UnA8+)

LOL

Ah, life.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:26 PM (bcbK8)

396 I heard Doris Day liked hard men.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:26 PM (2LelM)

397 394
Gina Rainmondo is the democratic governor of Rhode Island.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 14, 2019 04:25 PM (TAmPV)

That explains a lot, really.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 14, 2019 04:26 PM (RD7QR)

398 -
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I still have my wisdom teeth. Overrated.


Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 14, 2019 04:17 PM

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And I've never had any. Haven't really missed much, it sounds like.


Posted by: irright at May 14, 2019 04:26 PM (pMGkg)

399 https://tinyurl.com/#

Posted by: aelfheld at May 14, 2019 04:26 PM (IxDhF)

400 When I had my wisdom teeth removed, my colon was impacted, but the dentist didn't seem to care.
Posted by: Peter Bootyjuice at May 14, 2019 04:23 PM (hjaPQ)


He probably figured that that was your "husband's" province to deal with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:26 PM (6n7nf)

401 Oh hey don't listen to these guys.

They changed the rules about opioid prescriptions so it's gonna hurt BAD. They might give you a swig of whiskey or something.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 14, 2019 04:27 PM (/kao1)

402 I had four wisdom teeth out in bootcamp, I had no time to feel shitty. It was easy. DOD dentist and all.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 14, 2019 04:27 PM (0OmEj)

403 Try that again.

https://tinyurl.com/bg6tbhh

Posted by: aelfheld at May 14, 2019 04:27 PM (IxDhF)

404 I wonder if all the other governors treat the gov. of Rhode Island like a mayor.

I would.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 14, 2019 04:27 PM (1ISKN)

405 It takes a hell of a lot of planning and forethought to properly run a three ring circus

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2019 04:27 PM (4+qmi)

406 AOCrazypants was ranting that they don't need some middle of the road type to be the nominee, and she won't stand for it. So Biden gets the nomination and she tells her four million twatter followers to write in Bernie. I would so like to see that happen.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 14, 2019 04:27 PM (gEvQ8)

407 And I've never had any. Haven't really missed much, it sounds like.
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Then you still have them. They've just not broken through to the other side.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:27 PM (2LelM)

408 How many Dems have a greater than zero percent chance of stroking out during the campaign?
How many could have a stroke without anyone noticing a difference?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 14, 2019 04:28 PM (JgA4k)

409 396 I heard Doris Day liked hard men.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:26 PM (2LelM)

Women generally do IYKWIMAITTTD.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 14, 2019 04:28 PM (NWiLs)

410 If Trump can wrap up the border problems, China trade deal and expose the coup participants, he could win.

He still has the entire media complex against him, including the Never Trumpers.. but he just might do it.

So I meandered over to Daily Kooks this morning and here's how they are reporting the appointment of Durham as special prosecutor.. and this is how the MSM will handle it as well...

"Barr is helping the President with his "conspiracy theory" that there was spying on his campaign by hiring Durham.."

denial, denial, denial..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 14, 2019 04:28 PM (so+oy)

411 >>>Are You More Scared of Democrats Than You Were Four Years Ago?
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2019 03:58 PM (1ZBq5)

I've gone from being an actual Democrat all the way over to viewing the Democrat party an the greatest existential threat our planet faces.

Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2019 04:28 PM (q177U)

412 49
At this news I am pouncing like an alcoholic pounces on a cigarette after an AA meeting.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2019

*
*
. . .

Spoken like a man who's been there!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 14, 2019 04:29 PM (elsTe)

413 -
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And I've never had any. Haven't really missed much, it sounds like.

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Then you still have them. They've just not broken through to the other side.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:27 PM

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Naw. Some people simply don't have them.

Posted by: irright at May 14, 2019 04:29 PM (pMGkg)

414 The Democrats, on the other hand, get to run on the powerful issue of radical transgender theory.

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you laugh, ace...but how long until we get the next generation of cuck GOP's who lecture the base about being anti-trans? We have the Huntsman caucus who bemoan who anti-science we are, after all.

The radical transgender thing is real...they're pushing it for some fucking reason and we have to fight it, hard.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 14, 2019 04:29 PM (JziUy)

415 I had my wisdom teeth taken out when I was 19 by USAF dentists. It was a quick procedure. About 25 minutes to rip all 4 of them out (I had a clock on the wall to stare at while during the procedure). I guess they weren't impacted. Anyway, my recovery didnt' take to long either.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 14, 2019 04:29 PM (Ri6jp)

416 If they were going to shit can me they wouldn't be spending money on my mouth.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:25 PM (2LelM)

You did have a purdy mouth!




Posted by: Puddin Head's XO at May 14, 2019 04:30 PM (wYseH)

417 of course, conservative inc. gave up on gay marriage, so why not trannies everywhere.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 14, 2019 04:30 PM (JziUy)

418 Wonder if he's heard of Kilroy?
Posted by: m at May 14, 2019 04:14 PM


Kilroynius hic erat

Posted by: Gains Kilroynius at May 14, 2019 04:30 PM (meVhc)

419


there are 9 milion of us and 3 of them are under 18 you are doomed

Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:03 PM (AzW6q)


Can any of them capitalize or punctuate?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2019 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

420 I've gone from being an actual Democrat all the way over to viewing the Democrat party an the greatest existential threat our planet faces.Posted by: Max Power at May 14, 2019 04:28 PM

--

Welcome to the Dark Side Max Power.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 14, 2019 04:30 PM (sktRI)

421
"Barr is helping the President with his "conspiracy theory" that there was spying on his campaign by hiring Durham.."

denial, denial, denial..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 14, 2019 04:28 PM (so+oy)

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Ive taken to pointing out to my left leaning friends that criticizing or in anyway diminishing a Federal investigation is ...... obstruction.

Remember??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2019 04:30 PM (8XRCm)

422 AOCrazypants was ranting that they don't need some middle of the road type to be the nominee, and she won't stand for it. So Biden gets the nomination and she tells her four million twatter followers to write in Bernie. I would so like to see that happen.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 14, 2019 04:27 PM (gEvQ8

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I think she'll fall into line for the good of the Party...

...unless the people who are speculating that NY Dems will district her out of office turn out to be correct.

She seems like a super entitled, spiteful little millennial bitch, so if that looks like it's going to happen I could see her spiking the election.

*fingers crossed*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 04:30 PM (AzW6q)

423 403 Try that again.

https://tinyurl.com/bg6tbhh
Posted by: aelfheld at May 14, 2019 04:27 PM (IxDhF)

BB King is one of the best of all time. Period.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 04:30 PM (sy5kK)

424 Can any of them capitalize or punctuate?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2019 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

They're anti-capitalist.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 14, 2019 04:30 PM (NWiLs)

425
Trump=Daenerys Targaryen
Democrats=People of Kings Landing

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2019 04:31 PM (RUnSJ)

426
"Barr is helping the President with his "conspiracy theory" that there was spying on his campaign by hiring Durham.."

denial, denial, denial..
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Indictments are hard things. Ditto cooperative witnesses. At some point even the Low IQ will be able to put two and two together. Trump has 18 months to cook this goose. Enjoy the ride.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:31 PM (2LelM)

427 I've gone from being an actual Democrat all the way over to viewing the Democrat party an the greatest existential threat our planet faces.

***

Keep digging at that rabbit hole, dude. Eventually you'll be like Roddy Piper in They Live crossed with Ash in Evil Dead.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 14, 2019 04:31 PM (/kao1)

428 "Barr is helping the President with his "conspiracy theory" that there was spying on his campaign by hiring Durham.."

denial, denial, denial..
---------------------------
people who use mainstream media outlets are going to wake up shocked...everyday.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 14, 2019 04:31 PM (JziUy)

429 417 of course, conservative inc. gave up on gay marriage,
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And that was a huge mistake. I still want Obergefell overturned. Homo "marriage" isn't marriage and it never will be marriage.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 14, 2019 04:32 PM (hjaPQ)

430 The fun part about the really hard left cleaving off from the Democrat Party is that they'll target that party as much as anything else.

The Democrat Convention next year could easily turn into a re-run of Chicago in 1968.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:32 PM (6n7nf)

431 The lack of enthusiam quotient only matters if it exceeds the fraudulent vote quotient.


Posted by: LGoPs at May 14, 2019 04:32 PM (jYEmF)

432 And that was a huge mistake. I still want Obergefell overturned. Homo "marriage" isn't marriage and it never will be marriage.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 14, 2019 04:32 PM (hjaPQ)


Me too. A couple of fruits playing house is NOT a marriage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:32 PM (6n7nf)

433 there's now a whole generation of liberals who think and argue like Jon Stewart and his clone TV army: arrogant, deeply uninformed, and arrogant.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 14, 2019 04:32 PM (JziUy)

434 Here's the difference right now between Rs and Ds.

Trump - Leader of his party.

Biden - Guy who kinda sorta might be able to beat Trump.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 14, 2019 04:33 PM (gC2IV)

435 429 417 of course, conservative inc. gave up on gay marriage,
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And that was a huge mistake. I still want Obergefell overturned. Homo "marriage" isn't marriage and it never will be marriage.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 14, 2019 04:32 PM (hjaPQ)

Supreme Court blessed it. Barring a complete tear down, America is fucked, proper.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:33 PM (bcbK8)

436
"Barr is helping the President with his "conspiracy theory" that there was spying on his campaign by hiring Durham.."


Durham already worked for the DoJ, Barr assigned him to the investigation.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 14, 2019 04:33 PM (TAmPV)

437 Naw. Some people simply don't have them.
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I don't think it works that way. How many toes do you have?

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:33 PM (2LelM)

438 Can any of them capitalize or punctuate?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2019 04:30 PM (oVJmc)

They're anti-capitalist.
Posted by: Insomniac

Probably not punctual either.

Posted by: Miklos, starting Happy Hour on time at May 14, 2019 04:33 PM (QzkSJ)

439 Trump=Daenerys Targaryen 
Democrats=People of Kings Landing

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2019 04:31 PM (RUnSJ)

Man, if she cooked Washington DC, you could pick me out as the guy wearing a "Long Live Queen Dany" sandwich board.

Posted by: trev006 at May 14, 2019 04:33 PM (OnEJV)

440 SIL was over Sunday to give Mrs. Old Blue her Mama's Day present. We were talking and he said that last time he didn't vote for Trump and didn't vote for Her Thighness either. Says that this time, he's voting for Trump all the way. He's seen the light.

Posted by: Old Blue at May 14, 2019 04:34 PM (gEvQ8)

441 "Barr is helping the President with his "conspiracy theory" that there was spying on his campaign by hiring Durham.."

denial, denial, denial..


Someone said poker is a game where all of the players compare their perspective on what's going on, and the one whose perspective is closest to reality wins.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:34 PM (6n7nf)

442 60 To be honest,I am far from confident.The. democrats have made an art and science of stealing elections and they are super motivated.
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (AjVAj)



Of course Russell Wilson is going to hand off the ball to Marshawn Lynch and win the Super Bowl. Who would ever think of passing it?


Never, ever get cocky.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 04:34 PM (sy5kK)

443 Concerned about 2020 election fraud? If the republican party stops committing election fraud like they did in 2018 in north carolina 9 and virginia 2 we won't have any election fraud.

Posted by: raimondo at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (GOxOX)

444 Oh weird artist painter lady because I will forget

Ewa Juszkiewicz

www.ewajuszkiewicz.com

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (/kao1)

445 Supreme Court blessed it. Barring a complete tear down, America is fucked, proper.

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well, we've lost that battle...now local liberals are forcing normals to have all-gay all the time. cookie companies pushing trans-moms? the front line is everywhere. states forcing parents to give tranny operations to children?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (JziUy)

446 The Democrat Convention next year could easily turn into a re-run of Chicago in 1968.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:32 PM (6n7nf)

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That would be beautiful. This time, the police will do nothing because they're backing Antifa these days.

Let it be so.

Let the Left run riot unchecked in Milwaukee, for the whole of America to behold.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (AzW6q)

447 The tannin in tea is an astringent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (6n7nf)

Oh...I thought he was talking about the other kind of tea bag...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (wYseH)

448 Puddlegum- They had me stay two nights, before and after, operation was very early in morning.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (BbGew)

449 Of course Russell Wilson is going to hand off the ball to Marshawn Lynch and win the Super Bowl. Who would ever think of passing it?


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Stupidest play in a Super Bowl EVER.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (8XRCm)

450 I once dated a girl who had several baby teeth still in her mouth.

And she was in her late twenties, you pervs.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (YslsA)

451 437 Naw. Some people simply don't have them.
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I don't think it works that way. How many toes do you have?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:33 PM (2LelM)


I only had one, IIRC. Either I'm not very wise, or as I prefer to think of it, I'm more highly evolved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (6n7nf)

452 Trump=Daenerys Targaryen
Democrats=People of Kings Landing
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cuck gop inc.=vaerys

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 14, 2019 04:36 PM (JziUy)

453 It is truly odd to me how the news reporting on Trump is alternating.

Day One: Trump craaaazy for saying he was spied on
Day Two: Deep State official admits Trump was spied on
Day Three: Trump craaaazy for saying he was spied on
Day Four: Proof of spying on Trump revealed
Day Four: Trump craaaazy for saying he was spied on
...

On and on. They say its nuts, the prove its true, alternating. Its like some kind of selective amnesia or insanity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2019 04:36 PM (39g3+)

454 LeftCoast Dawg, so you're saying the GOP will pull the most epic blunder in election history? I can believe that.

Posted by: Jake Fromm at May 14, 2019 04:36 PM (9Wd39)

455 The tannin in tea is an astringent.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:12 PM (6n7nf)

Oh...I thought he was talking about the other kind of tea bag...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (wYseH)

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THAT tea bag is an asstringent

Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2019 04:36 PM (8XRCm)

456 To be honest,I am far from confident.The. democrats have made an art and
science of stealing elections and they are super motivated.

Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2019 03:46 PM (AjVAj)


I'm with you steevy. I think 2018, with its ballot harvesting as just one example, was a dress rehearsal for the thievery we're going to see in 2020.


Posted by: LGoPs at May 14, 2019 04:36 PM (jYEmF)

457 Naw. Some people simply don't have them.

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I don't think it works that way. How many toes do you have?


Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:33 PM

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I wouldn't lie on the internet. 27.

Posted by: irright at May 14, 2019 04:36 PM (pMGkg)

458 449 Of course Russell Wilson is going to hand off the ball to Marshawn Lynch and win the Super Bowl. Who would ever think of passing it?


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Stupidest play in a Super Bowl EVER.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (8XRCm)

*eye twitch*

EVER...and I'm not even a sportsball fan and it still enrages me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:36 PM (bcbK8)

459 Oh...I thought he was talking about the other kind of tea bag...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (wYseH)


I'd never heard that expression until Anderson Cooper coyly said it, and I had to look up what it meant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:36 PM (6n7nf)

460 But, but .. Nate silver's model still has Hillary at a 93% chance of winning!

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at May 14, 2019 04:37 PM (rKQJE)

461

ood noood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 04:37 PM (LmrWy)

462 Joe Biden as President would mark the beginning of Idiocracy . I can't even imagine. Only Hillary Clinton as President would be a worse nightmare.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 14, 2019 04:37 PM (lmPMy)

463 Nood CIA

Posted by: Old Blue at May 14, 2019 04:37 PM (gEvQ8)

464 Nood CIA.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

465 452 Trump=Daenerys Targaryen
Democrats=People of Kings Landing
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cuck gop inc.=vaerys
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 14, 2019 04:36 PM (JziUy)

So you're saying the cuck GOPe gets burned in a fire?

*ponders*

I'm going to change my opinion on Dany Stormborn.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 14, 2019 04:38 PM (bcbK8)

466 I once dated a girl who had several baby teeth still in her mouth.

That would be kinda creepy, those tiny chicklet teeth.

There is a weird, radical extremist contingent of the left that thinks that Virginia was this horrific example of cheating when the state governor by constitutional order cleaned the voter rolls as every state is supposed to before a presidential election.

Its kind of a shibboleth; people who think this is true are demented and out of touch with reality, probably big Maddow fans.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 14, 2019 04:38 PM (39g3+)

467 SIL was over Sunday to give Mrs. Old Blue her Mama's Day present. We were talking and he said that last time he didn't vote for Trump and didn't vote for Her Thighness either. Says that this time, he's voting for Trump all the way. He's seen the light.
Posted by: Old Blue at May 14, 2019 04:34 PM (gEvQ

That's what I was trying to say before. The number of people who didn't vote for Trump last time--but WILL do so this time is going to be FAR greater than the one's switching their vote the other way....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 14, 2019 04:38 PM (NFEMn)

468 How many toes do you have?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 14, 2019 04:33 PM


Always a great first-date question.

Posted by: Quentin T. at May 14, 2019 04:38 PM (meVhc)

469 I have no idea if this is true but . . .

Dem Pollster Says Trump's Approval Rating More 'Steady' Than Any Other President In History

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2019 04:38 PM (+y/Ru)

470 I had to look up what it meant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 04:36 PM (6n7nf)

One of many reasons to consider Anderson Cooper a vile piece of shit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2019 04:38 PM (wYseH)

471 Concerned about 2020 election fraud? If the republican party stops committing election fraud like they did in 2018 in north carolina 9 and virginia 2 we won't have any election fraud.
Posted by: raimondo


I have proof of snake handling.If you dare to disagree then that means that you deny snake handling.

This thought process has led to putting up Hillzabub, Bernie the Bolshevik and the Maryland idiot who taxed rain water.

Posted by: Rainmando at May 14, 2019 04:39 PM (rFmwm)

472 nood

Posted by: LGoPs at May 14, 2019 04:40 PM (jYEmF)

473 Trump=Daenerys Targaryen
Democrats=People of Kings Landing
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cuck gop inc.=vaerys
Posted by: Keto not Beto


Barr = Dragon

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2019 04:40 PM (F8EBp)

474
Stupidest play in a Super Bowl EVER.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2019 04:35 PM (8XRCm)


Thank you.

Posted by: Leon Lett at May 14, 2019 04:41 PM (TAmPV)

475
Ive taken to pointing out to my left leaning friends that criticizing or in anyway diminishing a Federal investigation is ...... obstruction.

Remember??
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2019 04:30 PM (8XRCm)
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If I remember correctly just wishing it weren't so is aiding and abetting America's Enemies.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2019 04:43 PM (vDqXW)

476 Joe Biden as President would mark the beginning of Idiocracy . I can't even imagine. Only Hillary Clinton as President would be a worse nightmare.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 14, 2019 04:37 PM (lmPMy)
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C'mon. He doesn't even have "Mountain Dew" in his name.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2019 04:45 PM (vDqXW)

477 452 Trump=Daenerys Targaryen
Democrats=People of Kings Landing
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cuck gop inc.=vaerys
Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 14, 2019 04:36 PM (JziUy)

So you're saying the cuck GOPe gets burned in a fire?

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well, I think the metaphor falls apart...but consider the $50M Jeb! burned in 2016 trying to bulldoze the base into compliance.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 14, 2019 04:49 PM (JziUy)

478 https://youtu.be/HzTlB-TjAzM

This is a version of The Thrill is Gone with BB King, Eric Clapton, Robert Cray and a bunch of other great players.. this is from the Crossroads Festival here in Chicago back in 2010..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 14, 2019 04:55 PM (so+oy)

479 I think that by next year, when much more is widely known about the epic corruption behind the Mueller witch hunt, I think Dem enthusiasm will be even lower and Republican enthusiasm (dare I say anger) will be high. Additionally, if the extreme leftists who largely now make up their base will be further demoralized. If the Dems can't figure a way to tank the economy by next year, 2020 could be a very bad election for them.

Posted by: Clean Willie at May 14, 2019 10:22 PM (TwCsL)

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