Trump Sends Letter of Sympathies to Cancer Patient, and Democrats/Leftwing Twitter Pounces and Seizes

The right really needs to patrol its intemperate, hateful rhetoric.





Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:35 PM




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Posted by: Ha at May 14, 2019 07:36 PM (MAstk)

2 The left is insane. See also: previous thread.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at May 14, 2019 07:36 PM (b6kHD)

3 So, the left has caught epilepsy from us?

Posted by: zombie at May 14, 2019 07:36 PM (5tb4C)

4 They are really, truly bad people.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:37 PM (sy5kK)

5
They seem nice

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2019 07:37 PM (pNxlR)

6 Cancer is no joking matter, eff the leff!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 14, 2019 07:38 PM (3hr5B)

7 The natural response would be to hunt these people down and kill them slowly.


But we are better than that.


Right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:39 PM (sy5kK)

8 Melania beats melanoma every time.

Posted by: zombie at May 14, 2019 07:39 PM (5tb4C)

9 I blame public schools.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2019 07:39 PM (y7DUB)

10 Right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:39 PM (sy5kK)

11 Because of reactions like this, you'll see Trump in office till 2024.

Posted by: Redenzo at May 14, 2019 07:40 PM (14qvS)

12 They are really, truly bad people.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:37 PM (sy5kK)


There's no way to reconcile with this. There's no part of them that isn't poison any more.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 14, 2019 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

13 Trump cures cancer. Oncologists hardest hit.

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2019 07:40 PM (T6t7i)

14 Shannon Bream AND Martha McC.
Yowza

Posted by: Roscoe at May 14, 2019 07:40 PM (A8isT)

15 If Hillary tweeted the same I would ignore it, what in the actual f*ck is wrong with people?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 14, 2019 07:40 PM (IDhUW)

16 Half of the nation is caught in a web of mass hysteria.

Instead of screaming "WITCH," they scream "TRUMP."

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 14, 2019 07:40 PM (sktRI)

17 Did Biden cure cancer yet?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 14, 2019 07:41 PM (1g7ch)

18 Right?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:39 PM


It may be all that's left.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2019 07:41 PM (PyEjE)

19 Can't.

How about this. Uriah Heep - Stealin


https://youtu.be/j73OsXo19vI

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2019 07:41 PM (t6MX/)

20 16
Half of the nation is caught in a web of mass hysteria.

Instead of screaming "WITCH," they scream "TRUMP."


Good analogy. Although some of them are screaming "DUCK".

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2019 07:41 PM (T6t7i)

21 11 Because of reactions like this, you'll see Trump in office till 2024.
Posted by: Redenzo


Jan. 19, 2025.

Savor it.

2025, baby!

Posted by: zombie at May 14, 2019 07:41 PM (5tb4C)

22 9 I blame public schools.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2019 07:39 PM (y7DUB

I can't disagree. Can we privatize education, please!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 14, 2019 07:41 PM (IDhUW)

23 The natural response would be to hunt these people down and kill them slowly.


But we are better than that.


Right?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:39 PM (sy5kK)

America needs an enema. A lead one.

And the shit that must be flushed out has a name: Democrats.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 14, 2019 07:41 PM (ICLeG)

24 Anything DJT does gets Leftists panties in a bunch

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2019 07:42 PM (BbGew)

25 CWII is gonna be a fucking blast.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2019 07:42 PM (9Om/r)

26 17
Did Biden cure cancer yet?


The only thing that man ever cured was my appetite.

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2019 07:42 PM (T6t7i)

27
*rubs hands together*
Good. Good. They have no souls.

Posted by: hillary at May 14, 2019 07:42 PM (O3do3)

28 11 Because of reactions like this, you'll see Trump in office till 2024.
Posted by: Redenzo at May 14, 2019 07:40 PM (14qvS)


You will see Donald Sr. in office until Ivanka is handed the White House with his third election victory.


Barron won't take office until 2044.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:42 PM (sy5kK)

29 They've completely lost it. Or maybe never had it in the first place.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 14, 2019 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

30 Probably not an autopen too.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 14, 2019 07:43 PM (1g7ch)

31
Barron won't take office until 2044.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Dan Crenshaw and Tom Cotton will keep the seat warm.

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2019 07:43 PM (T6t7i)

32 Foolish me, I once thought most people in the US were normal, now I am convinced the subset of the population that would meet my loose definition of "normal" is vanishingly small!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 14, 2019 07:43 PM (3hr5B)

33 The left is a cancer. They all stick together.

Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2019 07:44 PM (UdKB7)

34 Nixon Derangement Syndrome...Bush Derangement Syndrome...Trump Derangement Syndrome...

What's next? Can it get worse? I didn't think they could top themselves after Bush assassination fantasies, but they did, which means it might be even worse for the next Republican president.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2019 07:44 PM (kQs4Y)

35 I had a suspicion on election night when the left was weeping and sky screaming we might be dealing with some disturbed people.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2019 07:44 PM (/tuJf)

36 If I'm ever dying of anything, I'm writing all the Trump men and ask for Jessica Jaymes and Nicole Anniston for a 3 night 4 day weekend. And 2000mgs of viagra.

Posted by: literally serious at May 14, 2019 07:44 PM (O3do3)

37 7 The natural response would be to hunt these people down and kill them slowly.


But we are better than that.


Right?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:39 PM (sy5kK)


Yes, we are better, quick death by firing squad is fine, after trials where they are found guilty of treason and sedition.


Please don't ban me, I'm hoping we can still trust the law and order process.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 14, 2019 07:45 PM (IDhUW)

38 19 Can't.

How about this. Uriah Heep - Stealin


https://youtu.be/j73OsXo19vI
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2019 07:41 PM (t6MX/)


The pool tables at the Daffodil bowling alley, 1974, Puyallup, WA. That song has burned the vision in my mind forever.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:45 PM (sy5kK)

39 Instead of screaming "WITCH," they scream "TRUMP."
---

See if he floats!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)

40 33 The left is a cancer. They all stick together.
Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2019 07:44 PM (UdKB7)

They tend to metastasize, as well.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2019 07:45 PM (Ct55T)

41 Did Trump send all cancer patients a letter? I thought not.

Posted by: Media Thought Leaders at May 14, 2019 07:46 PM (qcqx9)

42 Trump cures cancer. Women and Minority Oncologists hardest hit.

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2019 07:40 PM (T6t7i)

FTFY

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 14, 2019 07:46 PM (3hr5B)

43 Twitter users are a small percentage of the population. They are vile, insane, lunatics but they are a small percentage. They are also loud and prolific and there fellow lunatics in the entertainment, corporate HR's Dept. and MSM make it seem like there are more of them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 14, 2019 07:46 PM (WNAuL)

44 Yes, we are better, quick death by firing squad is fine, after trials where they are found guilty of treason and sedition.

Please don't ban me, I'm hoping we can still trust the law and order process.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 14, 2019 07:45 PM (IDhUW)

I'd be happy enough with a tidy little tribunal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2019 07:46 PM (Ct55T)

45 We finally can answer the question: Would Democrats criticize President Trump even if he was doing something to help people with cancer?

The answer? Yes, yes they would.

+++

Trump puts 5,000 oncologists out of work. Cures cancer.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2019 07:46 PM (F8EBp)

46 The internet has done weird things to people.

I don't think man was meant to live like this.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2019 07:47 PM (O0FVw)

47 35 I had a suspicion on election night when the left was weeping and sky screaming we might be dealing with some disturbed people.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2019 07:44 PM (/tuJf)

When SNL had Fake Hillary doing Hallelujah, they slipped below my usual expectations. A sombre number reserved for 9/11? Of course. To the left, this was much worse than thousands of dead blue staters.

Yes, Trump will win. And then... things will get worse.

Posted by: trev006 at May 14, 2019 07:48 PM (OnEJV)

48 46 The internet has done weird things to people.

I don't think man was meant to live like this.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2019 07:47 PM (O0FVw)

Fat, smelly, and neon-haired?

Nah, bro. Def not.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2019 07:48 PM (Ct55T)

49 I can haz National Divorce now pleez?

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 14, 2019 07:49 PM (spc+6)

50 The internet has done weird things to people.

I don't think man was meant to live like this.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2019 07:47 PM (O0FVw)

Fat, smelly, and neon-haired?

Nah, bro. Def not.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


That's not the internet's fault.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2019 07:49 PM (F8EBp)

51 If I'm ever dying of anything, I'm writing all the Trump men and ask for Jessica Jaymes and Nicole Anniston for a 3 night 4 day weekend. And 2000mgs of viagra.
Posted by: literally serious at May 14, 2019 07:44 PM (O3do3)


Nice. If I find I have a terminal illness, I'm going to buy a bow (either kind) with my nemesis' credit card, steal it from his front porch, and then shoot myself in the chest with it when he comes to confront me. There's no way he'll convince the cops that it wasn't 100% premeditated murder. I win, sucker!

I haven't got a nemesis at the moment. I haven't scheduled auditions yet either.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 14, 2019 07:49 PM (t+qrx)

52 46 The internet has done weird things to people.

I don't think man was meant to live like this.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2019 07:47 PM (O0FVw

About that. Nobody is alive. This has been hell for almost 7 years now. Enjoy!

Posted by: january 21stish 2012 at May 14, 2019 07:49 PM (O3do3)

53 The fucking media enables this shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2019 07:50 PM (nDe2U)

54
I'd be happy enough with a tidy little tribunal.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2019 07:46 PM (Ct55T)

Works for me and you know that wa would get even less from them.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 14, 2019 07:50 PM (IDhUW)

55 Hate Trumps Cancer!

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 14, 2019 07:50 PM (haWye)

56 44 Yes, we are better, quick death by firing squad is fine, after trials where they are found guilty of treason and sedition.

Please don't ban me, I'm hoping we can still trust the law and order process.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 14, 2019 07:45 PM (IDhUW)

I'd be happy enough with a tidy little tribunal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2019 07:46 PM (Ct55T)


I want tribunals with chess clocks allocating time to the defense!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 14, 2019 07:50 PM (3hr5B)

57 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2019 07:47 PM (O0FVw

Absolutely agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (ahS0B)

58 I haven't got a nemesis at the moment. I haven't scheduled auditions yet either.


Oooh! Pick me!

I basically like you, but it would be cool to be a nemesis.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (fuK7c)

59 "Nice. If I find I have a terminal illness, I'm going to buy a bow (either kind) ...


You will have to specify.

Posted by: George Will and YoYo Ma at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (spc+6)

60 Yes, we are better, quick death by firing squad is fine, after trials where they are found guilty of treason and sedition.


Please don't ban me, I'm hoping we can still trust the law and order process.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 14, 2019 07:45 PM (IDhUW)

Trials aren't necessary.

Democrat = automatic guilt.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (ICLeG)

61 I try to remember when the Left is hyper critical of Trump that I was hyper critical of Obama.

But then there are these kinds of stories. I would not criticize Obama for being nice to cancer patients. I don't hate him so much that I would make my deathbed wish to see him impeached.

These people need to be institutionalized. They're obsessed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (X/A4v)

62 Hateful rhetoric from the left. In other news, water is wet.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (dUJdY)

63 Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 14, 2019 07:49 PM (t+qrx)

You will be posting tips on how to stay on your good side, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 14, 2019 07:52 PM (3hr5B)

64 I could totally get into Tulsi Gabbard, even the acne scars. Kind of lends a lascivious air to her.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 14, 2019 07:52 PM (ty7RM)

65 Oooh! Pick me!

I basically like you, but it would be cool to be a nemesis.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (fuK7c)


It's kind of a lousy gig to sign on to, man. Plus, you already know the plan. That's cheating.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 14, 2019 07:52 PM (t+qrx)

66 Its the oddest thing to behold to witness a country that was founded in the Protestant Ethic, dissolve into some misbegotten third world cruelty.

Posted by: Boswell at May 14, 2019 07:52 PM (32YRo)

67
MAGA Uber Alles
to the tune of "California Uber Alles" by the Dead Kennedys

Now it is 2025
Are any leftists left alive?
It's the Scalp Weasel secret police
They have come for your snowflake niece.

Sixteen years of Trumpian rule
Are just beginning, you Marxist tool!
You'll fry on the electric fence
When you mess with President Pence
When you mess with President Pence!

Posted by: zombie at May 14, 2019 07:52 PM (5tb4C)

68 I swear, the crazed leftists in this country need to touch a giant, black monolith and get some divine intervention infused into their souls.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at May 14, 2019 07:53 PM (JoUsr)

69 You should always reject a commiserating letter from a racist, or it makes you a racist <- signed, the left.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2019 07:53 PM (vDqXW)

70 The pool tables at the Daffodil bowling alley, 1974, Puyallup, WA. That song has burned the vision in my mind forever.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:45 PM (sy5kK)

GTFO. It's still there. I've stomped some there.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2019 07:53 PM (t6MX/)

71 Biden was going to cure cancer and bring that 3 letter word "jobs" back

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2019 07:53 PM (G8B4j)

72 Ah, the perennial question: is there just a vacuum where these people's souls should be? Or is it filled with excrement or something?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2019 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

73 Bunch of homos!

Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at May 14, 2019 07:54 PM (O3do3)

74 I haven't got a nemesis at the moment. I haven't scheduled auditions yet either.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 14, 2019 07:49 PM (t+qrx)

I'd be a shitty nemesis.

"Tonight, you shall meet your DOOM!!

...

... but, uh, you wanna hit up happy hour in the mean-time?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2019 07:54 PM (Ct55T)

75 The Left has Tourettes Syndrome.

Posted by: Don Q. at May 14, 2019 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

76 "I don't think man was meant to live like this"

People have always communicated and gossiped and talked shit. The Internet has accelerated it to light speed, to a pace much much faster than the days of letters and newspapers and telegraphs and radio. We have adapted to the rapid exchange of information in typically human ways.

Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2019 07:54 PM (UdKB7)

77 So President Trump, being a decent human being, does a decent human being act, and is pilloried by indecent human beings. Does that about sum things up?

Posted by: kraken at May 14, 2019 07:54 PM (DpEis)

78 I'm going to just start saying "Why don't you just kill yourself and end the misery" to any leftist that is so hateful and spiteful.

Posted by: Roy at May 14, 2019 07:55 PM (ABjxW)

79 But then there are these kinds of stories. I would not criticize Obama for being nice to cancer patients. I don't hate him so much that I would make my deathbed wish to see him impeached.

These people need to be institutionalized. They're obsessed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (X/A4v)


My position was that if Obama ever did anything human, I would applaud his actions, like a normal human being.

Interestingly enough, I never had to confront such a situation during his EIGHT years of misrule.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 14, 2019 07:55 PM (3hr5B)

80 We're dealing with psychos.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2019 07:55 PM (H8QX8)

81 Bunch of homos!
Posted by: Tulsi 2020 at May 14, 2019 07:54 PM (O3do3)

Finally, a cute Democrat.

Still hope Trump stomps whoever.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 14, 2019 07:55 PM (ICLeG)

82 I used to own a Fiat Nemesis. I traded it for a broken shotgun.

Posted by: kraken at May 14, 2019 07:55 PM (DpEis)

83 I'm more interested in a minion position. I like the idea of creating havoc in someone else's name while I largely escape blame.

I'm just concerned about the benefit package and the 401K.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2019 07:56 PM (/tuJf)

84 I try to remember when the Left is hyper critical of Trump that I was hyper critical of Obama.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (X/A4v)


I try to remember the same thing too, and I hope I'm not just doing it to have a what-aboutism defense handy. But nothing comes to mind as equivalent, because he could never let anyone else take the spotlight. He'd have put something about Obamacare in that. He's the guy who tweeted a picture of himself as a Neil Armstrong eulogy.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 14, 2019 07:56 PM (t+qrx)

85 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (X/A4v)

"hypercritical" =/= "losing your shit over absolutely nothing"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2019 07:57 PM (Ct55T)

86 What's next? Can it get worse? I didn't think they could top themselves after Bush assassination fantasies, but they did, which means it might be even worse for the next Republican president.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2019 07:44 PM (kQs4Y)
---
Bank on it. Every sign of the left is that they will increasingly tolerate nothing but their own will.

I don't remember conservatives freaking out every time Obama exercised legitimate executive power. But the left has tried everything it can to tie Trump's hands away from his plenary powers, and when he gets a win, they still freak out.

There is a problem when you live reality-optional and you become increasingly resistent to any inclusion of reality.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2019 07:57 PM (vDqXW)

87 Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2019 07:54 PM (UdKB7)

Good point.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2019 07:57 PM (ahS0B)

88 when i think of the left, i can only think of one thing............


suicide solution. ozzy was prescient.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 14, 2019 07:57 PM (KP5rU)

89 I wouldn't call it nemesis, because the person could never lay me low, and is not righteous, but I'm working on a vendetta and it WILL be satisfied.

So it's in the same category.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 07:57 PM (X/A4v)

90 They've already received maximum punishment with PDT's inauguration. Their continued suffering is just gravy.

Posted by: DaveA at May 14, 2019 07:57 PM (FhXTo)

91 I think it's rather stupid that people are shocked about the response to this. What rock have they been under the last 20 years?


The moonbats want us dead. Or in camps, then dead. Or in slums, and then dead.

We have passed the event horizon; regardless of how successful Trump is, all he's going to manage to do is finalize who is on what side when face-collander time comes.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (67XdO)

92 The only rather decent Leftist candidate I have observed is, oddly, Howard Schultz. He might be human.

Posted by: kraken at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (DpEis)

93 I'm more interested in a minion position. I like the idea of creating havoc in someone else's name while I largely escape blame.

I'm just concerned about the benefit package and the 401K.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2019 07:56 PM (/tuJf)

I'm not interested in glory. I just wanna spread mayhem among my enemies.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (ICLeG)

94 What's next? Can it get worse? I didn't think they could top themselves after Bush assassination fantasies, but they did, which means it might be even worse for the next Republican president.
Posted by: All Hail Eris


Of course it can.

I expect it to when DT wins in 2020. But I expect that DJ won't be the main target.

I expect 'night-letters' being delivered to conservatives in the thousands. DT's protected by the full weight and scope of the Federal system. We're not.

Alinsky #9 and 13.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (cXV7n)

95 84 I try to remember when the Left is hyper critical of Trump that I was hyper critical of Obama.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (X/A4v)

I reject this equivalence.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (H8QX8)

96 Barky loved your aging family member so much that he thought they should have an aspirin.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (G8B4j)

97 Nice. If I find I have a terminal illness, I'm going to buy a bow (either kind) with my nemesis' credit card, steal it from his front porch, and then shoot myself in the chest with it when he comes to confront me. There's no way he'll convince the cops that it wasn't 100% premeditated murder. I win, sucker!

I haven't got a nemesis at the moment. I haven't scheduled auditions yet either.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 14, 2019 07:49 PM (t+qrx)

5 Murders in Germany with? a Crossbow.

Man and older Woman found dead on a bed, with a younger dead woman and multiple crossbows found next to them.

German Police are baffled. They went to one of the homes and found two more victims of Crossbow fever.

Clearly its time for common sense crossbow control.

Posted by: Don Q. at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (NgKpN)

98 82 I used to own a Fiat Nemesis. I traded it for a broken shotgun.
Posted by: kraken at May 14, 2019 07:55 PM (DpEis)

probably still got more bang for your buck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (Ct55T)

99 Allman Brothers - Whipping Post

https://youtu.be/Wqg4taiLRRE

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (t6MX/)

100 76 "I don't think man was meant to live like this"

People have always communicated and gossiped and talked shit. The Internet has accelerated it to light speed, to a pace much much faster than the days of letters and newspapers and telegraphs and radio. We have adapted to the rapid exchange of information in typically human ways.
Posted by: freaked



There is nothing new under the sun. Humanity has always been depraved. The internet has simply made that depravity move faster.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (WNAuL)

101 Here's to hoping Lilly, at whatever tender age she is doesn't have exposure to or recognize the nastiness and misery thrust at her from so many manic people.

Posted by: Fritz at May 14, 2019 07:59 PM (LuPts)

102 92 The only rather decent Leftist candidate I have observed is, oddly, Howard Schultz. He might be human.
Posted by: kraken at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (DpEis)



Nope, you aren't a Sonics fan, no you aren't.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:59 PM (sy5kK)

103 Posted by: kraken at May 14, 2019 07:54 PM (DpEis)

Summed up very well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2019 08:00 PM (ahS0B)

104 80
We're dealing with psychos.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2019 07:55 PM (H8QX

I like to think of it more as wrangling.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2019 08:00 PM (t6MX/)

105 "People have always communicated and gossiped and
talked shit. The Internet has accelerated it to light speed, to a pace
much much faster than the days of letters and newspapers and telegraphs
and radio. We have adapted to the rapid exchange of information in
typically human ways.

Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2019 07:54 PM (UdKB7)"
No...
This is wrong. The internet didn't accelerate this. It slowed it, both by bypassing media gatekeepers and by keeping people distracted and entertained.
If we were talking about a mid-20th level of tech, they'd have started outright trying to kill us years ago.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 14, 2019 08:00 PM (67XdO)

106 Bump sticker I saw this weekend:

The Assholes in My Family Vote Democrat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2019 08:00 PM (nDe2U)

107 Barky loved your aging family member so much that he thought they should have an aspirin.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (G8B4j)


Before the greedy doctors amputate their feet.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 14, 2019 08:00 PM (t+qrx)

108
There is nothing new under the sun. Humanity has always been depraved. The internet has simply made that depravity move faster.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (WNAuL)


I first read that as "Hannity".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 08:00 PM (sy5kK)

109 I'm not interested in glory. I just wanna spread mayhem among my enemies.



Exactly. A Terror wrapped in darkness.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2019 08:00 PM (yQpMk)

110 99 Allman Brothers - Whipping Post

https://youtu.be/Wqg4taiLRRE
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (t6MX/)

Whipping Post, great bar in August GA in 1980!

Posted by: Don Q. at May 14, 2019 08:01 PM (NgKpN)

111 The sad thing is, he could have trolled them for quite some time. Trump supports... say, crossing guards. The left would scream "privilege! #unsafecrossingsinthehood."

Trump supports hot air balloon races... #globalwarmening

Trump supports parent/teacher meetings... #trumpisantiunion

And so on and so forth. Think of any nice thing he could do, and they would criticize. But shoot, he was nice to a cancer patient, and they howled.

There's nowhere to go from there. There's officially NOTHING he could do that wouldn't get shat on by the left.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2019 08:01 PM (cY3LT)

112 Clearly its time for common sense crossbow control.


That happened in Massachusetts twentyish years ago. Some asshole road raged with a crossbow and the state immediately outlawed crossbows.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2019 08:01 PM (fuK7c)

113 I haven't got a nemesis at the moment. I haven't scheduled auditions yet either.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you

But you and that nice Mr. Soros see each other at the bagel shop sometimes, right?

Posted by: Miklos, as long as you're volunteering at May 14, 2019 08:01 PM (QzkSJ)

114 Posted by: Fritz at May 14, 2019 07:59 PM (LuPts)

I think Lily might be one of those people who was at the State of union. I think she looked about -11 or a little younger/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2019 08:01 PM (ahS0B)

115 PDT could cure cancer and the Dems would criticize him for putting doctor's out of work.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2019 08:01 PM (5XZ7Q)

116 Ah, the perennial question: is there just a vacuum where these people's souls should be? Or is it filled with excrement or something?


It's weird. It's almost demonic.

I sat in a few local political meetings during some contentious times and it was strange, you could almost feel the evil from certain individuals.

So I was trying to explain it to somebody at church, not the evil part, but the debate issues. They asked why the one side was dug in so much and I said, you'll just have to go watch, not on tv, in person.

So they came back and said "Damn. It's like they are possessed!" and so we started talking and then the Pastor overheard us. We both just said to him, almost simultaneously, "You just have to go."

So he went. The next three weeks' sermons were on how the forces of darkness are acting upon our politics.

Strange times. Frightening, to be honest.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2019 08:01 PM (O0FVw)

117 93
I'm more interested in a minion position. I like the idea of creating
havoc in someone else's name while I largely escape blame.



I'm just concerned about the benefit package and the 401K.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2019 07:56 PM (/tuJf)



I'm not interested in glory. I just wanna spread mayhem among my enemies.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy


Not me. I've got my eyes on a nice demigod slot. Who knows, with some luck, I might even make it to Olympus.

Posted by: pep at May 14, 2019 08:02 PM (T6t7i)

118 The Democrat primary and debates are going to be awesome because they are going to be totally driven by this lunatic fringe:

Democratic 2020 frontrunner Joe Biden was forced into defending his environmental record after a popular progressive (aka AOC or lunatic eyes) in Congress demanded presidential hopefuls abandon a "middle-of-the-road" approach to combating climate change
https://t.co/LoNvHjI7CN

Posted by: David French at May 14, 2019 08:02 PM (jY1B4)

119 "The internet has simply made that depravity move faster"

Well there is good and bad to it, just like people. It's an odd sort of evolution we are going thru, not a physical one but mental.

Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2019 08:02 PM (UdKB7)

120 That happened in Massachusetts twentyish years ago. Some asshole road raged with a crossbow and the state immediately outlawed crossbows.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Huh.

You'd think they'd outlaw roads.

Posted by: Miklos, never been to Masswatushetts at May 14, 2019 08:03 PM (QzkSJ)

121 36 literally serious

Leave Barbara Feldon out of this. She is mine. Mine, I tell you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2019 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

122 Barky loved your aging family member so much that he thought they should have an aspirin.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (G8B4j)


If you didn't catch on to the Progs program after that exchange, you were probably beyond help!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 14, 2019 08:03 PM (3hr5B)

123 Killjoy leftists...are there any others?

Posted by: torabora at May 14, 2019 08:04 PM (OoBfU)

124 Barky loved your aging family member so much that he thought they should have an aspirin.


You will be made comfortable while the doctors decide whether to kill you or not.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2019 08:04 PM (yQpMk)

125 That happened in Massachusetts twentyish years ago. Some asshole road raged with a crossbow and the state immediately outlawed crossbows.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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Did the Pope do it? That would have been cool to ban it via papal edict.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2019 08:04 PM (kQs4Y)

126 I try to remember when the Left is hyper critical of Trump that I was hyper critical of Obama.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (X/A4v)
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I wasn't.

When Barack Obama was elected, I raised a glass to the first black President, and where this was going to go.

When he passed the stimulus bill, I expressed that the theory seemed bad and I didn't know how it was going to work, and I don't know why you'd budget a "stimulus" bill over 4 years.

There were a couple of other developments that I shrugged my shoulders about.

However, when he shook the senior investors out of Chrysler and GM like bugs in a rug to nationalize two car companies and deliver them over to the unions, in violation of all common financial laws and practice, that I wondered why he would never be wearing orange over that.

I still went on, past that, to acknowledge the fact that he was the elected president and never begrudged him his executive powers. But called out for "ODS" every time I argued against him.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2019 08:04 PM (vDqXW)

127 They remind me of the Pharisees, in a way. Though seeing Jesus, and his works, and his obvious motivations, they were blinded and hardened by their own agendas and interests and desires. They could not budge an inch from their mistaken positions. ( Not equating Jesus with Trump of course, but y'all know that).

Posted by: kraken at May 14, 2019 08:05 PM (DpEis)

128


Well guess fuckingwhat.

The leftist cocksuckers at youtube today removed at least two of Soph's most popular/recent videos.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 08:05 PM (BPK9o)

129 You know, I don't think there has been a weekend in the last year or so that I was not either traveling or doing something involving outlasting siege by barbarians or putting holes in things.

If you're one of those people who might eventually post something like "well I've never actually owned a weapon, but now that is going to change", then you are way, way behind the curve. Don't put it off, do it. And get training, parts, ammo, serious medical supplies, and make sure you have enough food and access to water to hold over until the moonbats have starved to death or been given the rotary wing treatment.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 14, 2019 08:05 PM (67XdO)

130 And considering Obama's signature, all it's missing is a sky penis, I don't think the Left is in a position to play "graphologist" on this.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2019 08:05 PM (Dh1wo)

131 If we were talking about a mid-20th level of tech, they'd have started outright trying to kill us years ago.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 14, 2019 08:00 PM (67XdO)

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Yes. It didn't seem like such a big deal at the time, but without Rush and the Internet, they'd have proceeded apace with the plan, and we'd have no voice to oppose it, and be commisserating over our ersatz coffee in the work camps by now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 08:06 PM (X/A4v)

132 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 07:51 PM (X/A4v)

I try to remember the same thing too, and I hope I'm not just doing it to have a what-aboutism defense handy. But nothing comes to mind as equivalent, because he could never let anyone else take the spotlight. He'd have put something about Obamacare in that. He's the guy who tweeted a picture of himself as a Neil Armstrong eulogy.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 14, 2019 07:56 PM (t+qrx)


Yup. I try to come up with any recollection of anything he did that wasn't self-serving, or wasn't a genuflection in front of some leftist trope, like globull warming or socialized medicine or whitemanbad.

I can't think of any.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 14, 2019 08:06 PM (cY3LT)

133 "This is wrong. The internet didn't accelerate this."

Of course it did. He old are you? Do you remember what it was like before the Internet?

Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2019 08:07 PM (UdKB7)

134 Lefties behaving like rabid assholepukes has become a dog bites man story. But how many people ever hear about these things? If this just plays to us, the converted, it won't mean much in terms of changing votes.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 14, 2019 08:08 PM (hjaPQ)

135 My stocks made up a third of their loses today. I might be whole by the end of the week. Plus, I bought some during the downslide, so I might be ahead.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 14, 2019 08:08 PM (yQpMk)

136 Not me. I've got my eyes on a nice demigod slot. Who knows, with some luck, I might even make it to Olympus.


Posted by: pep at May 14, 2019 08:02 PM (T6t7i)


This is why I'm interested in keeping just enough leftists alive to build my fucking pyramid. None of this buried with the master when he dies shit either. They go in the ground after the last stone is placed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2019 08:08 PM (9Om/r)

137 http://bit.ly/2E947VA
*******
State Department's red flag on Steele went to a senior FBI man well before FISA warrant | TheHill
******
To quote Slow Joe Bidet "this is a Big Fucking Deal"

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 14, 2019 08:08 PM (BqBId)

138
The leftist cocksuckers at youtube today removed at least two of Soph's most popular/recent videos.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 08:05 PM


I've seen that named mentioned here...who is it?

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 14, 2019 08:08 PM (FFeoI)

139 I didn't actually read the vitriolic follow up comments by the tolerant loving left because I don't feel up to it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2019 08:09 PM (ahS0B)

140 115 PDT could cure cancer and the Dems would criticize him for putting doctor's out of work.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2019 08:01 PM (5XZ7Q)


One hot summer day, PDT was hosting the Pope on his mega-yacht. They were sitting on the back deck, talking the issues of the day.

Suddenly, the wind blasted his hat away and out into the bay, nearly 50 feet away. PDT saw what was happening, jumped down to the stern step, ran across the water, grabbed the hat, ran back across the water, jumped up to the stern step, and handed the hat to the Pope.

The Pope was astonished and said, "thanks!".

A Washington Post reporter saw the entire incident and wrote the cover story for the next day's headline.

"President Trump Can't Swim", was the headline.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 08:09 PM (sy5kK)

141 That happened in Massachusetts twentyish years ago. Some asshole road raged with a crossbow and the state immediately outlawed crossbows.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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Did the Pope do it? That would have been cool to ban it via papal edict.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2019 08:04 PM (kQs4Y)




No, the Pope didn't do it. I think the German Pope probably could have handled a crossbow. I doubt that Frank can.

I'm not sure who was Pope at the time. If it was Wojtyla I think he could probably hit a target with a crossbow but he didn't strike me as the road rage type.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2019 08:09 PM (fuK7c)

142 121 36 literally serious

Leave Barbara Feldon out of this. She is mine. Mine, I tell you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2019 08:03 PM (u82oZ)

Salty, you will have to beg ace or barron to use their time machine for that one.

Posted by: literally serious at May 14, 2019 08:09 PM (O3do3)

143 If one thing can be drawn from all this, it's that Twitter is toxic.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 14, 2019 08:09 PM (tVQUs)

144 Barky loved your aging family member so much that he thought they should have an aspirin.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2019 07:58 PM (G8B4j)
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Why give them more in the "last year of life"? The irony that withholding care could play a determining role in this being the "last year of life" never failed to escape the Obama faithful no matter how emphatically somebody pointed it out.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2019 08:09 PM (vDqXW)

145
While Soph's channel was having a subscription avalanche today because of other Youtubers making videos about how the Left was coordinating an attack on Soph and trying to deplatform her, Youtube was removing her videos.

Youtube had already disabled comments on all Soph's videos, and I'm sure they de-monetized her vids, too. Now they're just deleting her videos.

She wore a burka!! And talked about muslims!!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 08:09 PM (W6Jq2)

146 Cancer is just super-lively cells! And Trump wants them dead. He actually wants to kill life. He's evil!

Posted by: Mainstream DNC at May 14, 2019 08:09 PM (6eEQ+)

147 He's the guy who tweeted a picture of himself as a Neil Armstrong eulogy.

"The first time Neil heard about me and my incredible achievement, an inspiration to all..."

Posted by: Miklos, not even paraphrasing really at May 14, 2019 08:09 PM (QzkSJ)

148 Look, I know it's bad form to call for any sort of physical reactions to the current state of the republic, but how in the hell else does a society shed itself of such sheer lunacy when it is SO embedded, empowered and protected?

Posted by: Jake Fromm at May 14, 2019 08:10 PM (9Wd39)

149 Do you remember what it was like before the Internet?

Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2019 08:07 PM (UdKB7)


I wore an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.

Posted by: Gramps at May 14, 2019 08:10 PM (9gHOW)

150 28 11 Because of reactions like this, you'll see Trump in office till 2024.
Posted by: Redenzo at May 14, 2019 07:40 PM (14qvS)


You will see Donald Sr. in office until Ivanka is handed the White House with his third election victory.


Barron won't take office until 2044.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:42 PM (sy5kK)

At that point the title of "President" will be renamed "Trump"

Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2019 08:10 PM (Izzlo)

151 123 Killjoy leftists...are there any others?
Posted by: torabora at May 14, 2019 08:04 PM (OoBfU)

Cute 20ish year old girls with severe daddy issues. Don't even have to pay them to leave.

Posted by: literally serious at May 14, 2019 08:11 PM (O3do3)

152
I wanted to link her Be Not Afraid vid wherein she explains why it's stupid and gay to worry about the Leftist faggots and pussies calling you names on the internet. Now it's gone.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 08:11 PM (W6Jq2)

153 They are all bottom feeders, not quite human.

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 08:12 PM (htgmn)

154 148 Look, I know it's bad form to call for any sort of physical reactions to the current state of the republic, but how in the hell else does a society shed itself of such sheer lunacy when it is SO embedded, empowered and protected?
Posted by: Jake Fromm at May 14, 2019 08:10 PM (9Wd39)

He says to the offense in the huddle before calling a play....

Posted by: literally serious at May 14, 2019 08:13 PM (O3do3)

155 There's nowhere to go from there. There's officially NOTHING he could do that wouldn't get shat on by the left.

-----

So go for it PDT!!!! Do what you need to do to get our country back on track.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 14, 2019 08:13 PM (IDhUW)

156 "I wore an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time"

You had onions??

Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2019 08:14 PM (UdKB7)

157 They remind me of the Pharisees, in a way. Though seeing Jesus, and his works, and his obvious motivations, they were blinded and hardened by their own agendas and interests and desires. They could not budge an inch from their mistaken positions. ( Not equating Jesus with Trump of course, but y'all know that).
Posted by: kraken at May 14, 2019 08:05 PM (DpEis)

They aren't just Pharisees. They are Legion.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 14, 2019 08:14 PM (ICLeG)

158 I just wanna spread mayhem among my enemies.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy


I am not sure about this plan..... hubbymayhem might object.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2019 08:14 PM (myjNJ)

159 I hate and despise the left. There's no middle ground. I want absolutely nothing to do with these breathing shitstains.

Posted by: Biergood at May 14, 2019 08:14 PM (uGKH7)

160 Twitter is a sewer. Shut that Motherfucker down we would be better off.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 14, 2019 08:14 PM (0OmEj)

161 So Trump till 2024 ey? Anyone taking odds on whether there will be a wall by then if he does stick around? Hate to be negative Nellie but Ann Coulter is the only one trying to apply pressure, and for that she's getting grief like her heart is anywhere but the right place.

Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 14, 2019 08:15 PM (9Wd39)

162 The natural response would be to hunt these people down and kill them slowly. But we are better than that. Right?

We are. They should be dispatched quickly.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 14, 2019 08:15 PM (F6tBH)

163 I wanted to link her Be Not Afraid vid wherein she explains why it's stupid and gay to worry about the Leftist faggots and pussies calling you names on the internet. Now it's gone.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 08:11 PM (W6Jq2)
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Like I said any. violation. of their will, is "unfair" and will be duly punished. The left right now, is like that kid that gets tired of sharing half the candy bar and thinks that it's only "fair" that you share half of the piece he gave you.

Posted by: Axeman at May 14, 2019 08:15 PM (vDqXW)

164 literally serious

She is only 86, and single. Uh, my wife would understand, right? Right?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2019 08:15 PM (u82oZ)

165 I don't care if the rest of Trump's Presidency is a parade of failure. His legacy in American politics is indelible and Godsent. And it is thus - he broke countless people. And the actions of those people after said breaking proves that they needed to be broken, as a public service.

Because if Trump was all it took to transform them into barely coherent slobbering hate-monsters, then they needed their masks of civility ripped off like stubborn skin tags.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 14, 2019 08:16 PM (wLsdm)

166 If he invented a cure they would say it contained a mind altering substance that would turn us into robots.



they want it so bad

Posted by: Braenyard at May 14, 2019 08:16 PM (1dTB/)

167 162 The natural response would be to hunt these people down and kill them slowly. But we are better than that. Right?

We are. They should be dispatched quickly.
Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 14, 2019 08:15 PM (F6tBH)

Let's not be too hasty. There are a few that should be broken on the wheel.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 14, 2019 08:16 PM (NWiLs)

168 What am I? Chopped liver?

Posted by: The Pear of Anguish at May 14, 2019 08:17 PM (yQpMk)

169 I'd wager that by early summer next year all prominent pro-Trump voices will be gone from major platforms, and many of the popular standalone sites will be denied hosting.

They're pretty focused on regaining their unquestioned gatekeeper status after the mass media failed to push HRC over the line. That was traumatizing, and they are reacting defensively.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 14, 2019 08:17 PM (X/A4v)

170 TBH, how many of us would know nothing at all about these asinine "tweets" if not for these stories? I suppose I do see the value in publicly exposing and shaming the mental retardation of the tweeters but they'll likely suffer little.

Posted by: Hayden Sterling at May 14, 2019 08:18 PM (9Wd39)

171 I just wanna spread mayhem among my enemies.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy


I am not sure about this plan..... hubbymayhem might object.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 14, 2019 08:14 PM (myjNJ)

If he buys the beer, I'll spread enough mayhem for all I'd us.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 14, 2019 08:18 PM (ICLeG)

172 Of us.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 14, 2019 08:18 PM (ICLeG)

173 Overview of Soph "issue":

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/
1128074193264947205

This is Soph...

https://twitter.com/ThinGrayLine01/status/
1128100170787373062

Bingo tweet...

https://twitter.com/sewernugget/status/
1123730025214357512

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2019 08:18 PM (Dh1wo)

174 I suppose I do see the value in publicly exposing and shaming the mental retardation of the tweeters but they'll likely suffer little.


The sad karmic justice is that they have to wake up every day and still be them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Platinum Member at May 14, 2019 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

175 The natural response would be to hunt these people down and kill them slowly. But we are better than that. Right?



We are. They should be dispatched quickly.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 14, 2019 08:15 PM (F6tBH)



Let's not be too hasty. There are a few that should be broken on the wheel.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 14, 2019 08:16 PM (NWiLs)


Hydraulically controlled pear of anguish. The 30 ton variety.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 14, 2019 08:19 PM (9Om/r)

176 Not me, man. I want twatter , googlr , fakebook, nolabia and the global warming goddess , front and center everyday.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 14, 2019 08:19 PM (G8B4j)

177
thx, andy

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 14, 2019 08:19 PM (FFeoI)

178 105
"People have always communicated and gossiped and

talked shit. The Internet has accelerated it to light speed, to a pace

much much faster than the days of letters and newspapers and telegraphs

and radio. We have adapted to the rapid exchange of information in

typically human ways.



Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2019 07:54 PM (UdKB7)"
No...
This
is wrong. The internet didn't accelerate this. It slowed it, both by
bypassing media gatekeepers and by keeping people distracted and
entertained.
If we were talking about a mid-20th level of tech, they'd have started outright trying to kill us years ago.


Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 14, 2019 08:00 PM (67XdO)



It's always been there, it's just that the internet has made them drop their guard when talking about it. They forget that their ranting and raving to their fellow travelers are no longer confined to the coffee houses and dorm rooms of old, but now that they do it on facebook and twitter not realizing that people that don't subscribe to their way of thinking can now see it. They now think that because their cabal approves of their "rightspeak" that everyone else does too.

Posted by: Ashley Judds Puffy Scamper at May 14, 2019 08:20 PM (fdTrp)

179 You are missing an upside. Put the leftists totalitarians in strict confinement. Feed them great food and motivate them to exercise well. No bad drugs.

These people are your natural parts donors for right-thinking people. They will extend our lives. Not theirs. And they paved the way already on aborted fetuses.

H/T Larry Niven and his Organ-legger series.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2019 08:20 PM (u82oZ)

180 Hunt them down and kill them slowly? What are we, animals?

No. We are merciful. They get to dig the canals first.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 14, 2019 08:21 PM (wLsdm)

181 I learned a new persons name today: John Durham.
Sturdy sounding name, I think.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 14, 2019 08:21 PM (1dTB/)

182 Howie Carr!!!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2019 08:21 PM (fuK7c)

183 They get to dig the canals first.


Where the living will envy the dead, and eat them.



I miss Palp.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Platinum Member at May 14, 2019 08:22 PM (yQpMk)

184 You're welcome, AltonJackson.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 14, 2019 08:23 PM (Dh1wo)

185 INFANTICIDE / CANCER 2020

Posted by: Democrat Bumpersticker at May 14, 2019 08:23 PM (WJ8En)

186 The answer is obvious. Release the dragons to firebomb everyone.

Posted by: blaster at May 14, 2019 08:24 PM (ZfRYq)

187 Trump could *CURE* cancer and they'd still do this.

They're stark, raving mad.

It's time to end them as a political force.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2019 08:24 PM (oVJmc)

188
Hilarious: To promote mental health week (whateverthefuck that is), Jeeves and Worster actor Stephen Fry makes "ok" hand sign in a pic.

Guess what the Mentally Deranged did next!


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 08:25 PM (n6Y1A)

189 The fucking media enables this shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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They are merely the products of the education system.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2019 08:25 PM (xSo9G)

190 'https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/
1128074193264947205'

I don't speak twitter. What's the deal?

Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2019 08:25 PM (UdKB7)

191 Rare Earth - I Know I'm Losing You

https://youtu.be/F28X8--2dFU

Hit Jack up first.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2019 08:26 PM (t6MX/)

192 Amazon has individually wrapped doses of Vitriol on special.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 14, 2019 08:26 PM (RuIsu)

193 Democrats = cancer
F cancer

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 14, 2019 08:27 PM (OOH1c)

194 Hey everybody, again.

Breoseidon: the impression I have is that PDT has already more or less fixed the courts for the next 20-30 years.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 14, 2019 08:27 PM (miE9U)

195 Release the dragons to firebomb everyone.


There's only one dragon left and it has the endless magazine problem.

If you're going to posit a real dragon that can shoot fire and mind meld with Daenerys it has to make sense in the physical world. It has to make fire from something. You can't have a dragon flying around King's Landing for half an hour spouting constant fire and never running out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2019 08:27 PM (fuK7c)

196 Well damn. I'd hoped my suspicions as to how the left would react to this were wrong. Poor lady.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 14, 2019 08:28 PM (uquGJ)

197


Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that the last time that CO2 levels were this high that "bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 14, 2019 08:28 PM (aKsyK)

198 tucker is on fungo!

it's bing - bing - bing - a veritable cascade of zingers.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 14, 2019 08:28 PM (Pg+x7)

199 @bander: overthinking it

Posted by: blaster at May 14, 2019 08:29 PM (ZfRYq)

200 Peak insanity?..... I keep asking.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 14, 2019 08:29 PM (0OmEj)

201 I don't know why we're surprised at the hate directed towards Trump and his supporters.

They practiced on W the whole time he was in office.

And you know that practice makes perfect.

Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 08:29 PM (htgmn)

202 The natural response would be to hunt these people down and kill them slowly.


But we are better than that.


Right?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 14, 2019 07:39 PM (sy5kK)


We are better than that. Kill them quickly and be done with it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2019 08:29 PM (uvC8U)

203 Little known fact I learned on VH1 (remember that?): Back in the 90's the Crash Test Dummies released a hit song inspired by Melania Trump's signature.

Posted by: Average Guy at May 14, 2019 08:30 PM (LMcFk)

204 Lisa Mei Crowley
@LisaMei62
.@marthamaccallum said there's a new report from Catherine Herridge that says @JohnBrennan is claiming he & Clapper did NOT want to include the Steele dossier; that it was @Comey who insisted on using it. @TGowdySC's seen the docs & said "Comey has a better argument than Brennan".

Posted by: Deep State is In DEEP SHIT at May 14, 2019 08:30 PM (BqBId)

205 "133 "This is wrong. The internet didn't accelerate this."



Of course it did. He old are you? Do you remember what it was like before the Internet?

Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2019 08:07 PM (UdKB7)"
I do remember the what it was like before the internet. These people were like this before; they just hid it better.
Think about what the US would look like right now with nothing but CNN and MSNBC.
I think that I'm at an age where I'm old enough to remember before the internet, but young enough to personally experience a level of psychotic depravity among the academic class (from which many other ills stem) that wasn't as visible to older generations at the time.

Nothing about where we are is a surprise. It's not a coincidence. It's not some knock-on effect from the inherent nature of social media.
We are here today because a bunch of evil, lying fucks mean to do us harm to further their own interest.
I used to be pretty firmly in the national divorce camp, on account of conflict being awful, but I'm starting to think it's going to have to be "knock off the leftist bullshit or get the fuck out".

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 14, 2019 08:30 PM (67XdO)

206 Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that the last time that CO2 levels were this high that "bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth"



How would we kn...

Never mind.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Platinum Member at May 14, 2019 08:30 PM (rqMux)

207
Let's not be too hasty. There are a few that should be broken on the wheel.
Posted by: Insomniac
------------

You rang?

Posted by: The Iron Maiden at May 14, 2019 08:31 PM (SjwtK)

208 Why is the thread so slow?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 14, 2019 08:32 PM (tVQUs)

209 IRON MAIDEN!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) Platinum Member at May 14, 2019 08:32 PM (rqMux)

210 @RealSaavedra
Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that the last time that CO2 levels were this high that "bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth"
---------

If she is emblematic, then I am concerned.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2019 08:32 PM (Ou6XS)

211
How would we kn...



Because they're in the fossils and shit. A-doy.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 14, 2019 08:32 PM (n6Y1A)

212 At that point the title of "President" will be renamed "Trump"
Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2019 08:10 PM (Izzlo)

Dammit! NO! We're Conservatives and there is already a perfectly good title around for that - "Caesar".

Posted by: I Have Questions at May 14, 2019 08:32 PM (BvNzB)

213 lol Soothy

Posted by: SMH at May 14, 2019 08:33 PM (RU4sa)

214 198 tucker is on fungo!

He's gone bats?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 14, 2019 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

215
Why is the thread so slow?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 14, 2019 08:32 PM (tVQUs)


It's all of the bacteria and diseases roaming the earth slowing it down

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2019 08:33 PM (uvC8U)

216 We are all stunned by the hate.

I don't think I shall be surprised when the shooting starts.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 14, 2019 08:33 PM (0OmEj)

217 >>> 195 Release the dragons to firebomb everyone.


There's only one dragon left and it has the endless magazine problem.

If you're going to posit a real dragon that can shoot fire and mind meld with Daenerys it has to make sense in the physical world. It has to make fire from something. You can't have a dragon flying around King's Landing for half an hour spouting constant fire and never running out.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2019 08:27 PM (fuK7c)

Oh FFS grrrrrrrrrmartin....

Anne McCaffrey's dragons were telepathic teleporting time-travelers, but at least they had to eat phosphorus rocks to flame shit! ... even barfed up the residue, so it didn't just vanish conveniently.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 14, 2019 08:33 PM (0ReGO)

218 For AOC, the world began yesterday and ends tomorrow.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2019 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

219 "Why is the thread so slow?"

Probably a bunch of people typing and deleting repeatedly.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 14, 2019 08:34 PM (67XdO)

220 Why is the thread so slow?
Posted by: Surfperch at May 14, 2019 08:32 PM (tVQUs)


Ace threw some ludes into the water supply ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 14, 2019 08:34 PM (miE9U)

221 Why is the thread so slow?


Because no one picked up on my implied invitation to Pope Wars.

I don't know if it should be one on one brackets or a cage match, but I want to know which Pope in recent memory would come out as most badass.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2019 08:34 PM (fuK7c)

222 For ten years I have hoped that this would not come to violence. I now see there is no possible way out other than violence. Lots of violence. We can hope it is short but lots of leftists are going to die. I shall not shed a single tear... other than from laughter.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 14, 2019 08:34 PM (pw+jk)

223 I heard that bit from AOC about her eyebrows and I used to think she was playing dumb.

Nope. She's a pro.

Posted by: blaster at May 14, 2019 08:34 PM (ZfRYq)

224
It's all of the bacteria and diseases roaming the earth slowing it down
Posted by: TheQuietMan
------

Idle hands, and all that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2019 08:35 PM (Ou6XS)

225 "Why is the thread so slow?"

Probably a bunch of people typing and deleting repeatedly.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 14, 2019 08:34 PM (67XdO)

I've been doing quite a bit of that myself lately.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 14, 2019 08:35 PM (tVQUs)

226 >>> 221 Why is the thread so slow?


Because no one picked up on my implied invitation to Pope Wars.

I don't know if it should be one on one brackets or a cage match, but I want to know which Pope in recent memory would come out as most badass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2019 08:34 PM (fuK7c)

I dunno about popes, but you should look up Saint Possenti.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 14, 2019 08:36 PM (0ReGO)

227 No everyone, tell us how you really feel! We won't tell a soul!

Posted by: Bob at NSA at May 14, 2019 08:36 PM (miE9U)

228 206 Ryan Saavedra
@RealSaavedra
Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that the last time that CO2 levels were this high that "bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth"


How would we kn...

Never mind.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Platinum Member at May 14, 2019 08:30 PM (rqMux)

I carbon dated Pelosi while she slept in her chambers.

Posted by: AObigtittyC at May 14, 2019 08:36 PM (O3do3)

229 Borgia Popes would win, but they would be cheating.

Posted by: blaster at May 14, 2019 08:36 PM (ZfRYq)

230 If/when the shooting starts, can't wait to see some of the creative ways Hordians use to, er, neutralize their enemies...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 14, 2019 08:37 PM (miE9U)

231 We are all stunned by the hate.

Posted by: USNtakim
--------

It is very hard for a sane, mature adult to register and digest.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2019 08:37 PM (/dN1M)

232 AOC says that she was joking about the 12 years left thing.
No sugartits, you weren't joking. You were using alarmist language to persuade the ignorant and stupid citizens to support your cause. You may not have believed it and according to George Constanza, you were lying.

Posted by: JAS at May 14, 2019 08:37 PM (KOCKb)

233 I remember with great fondness a pope bracket pre-white smoke for Benedict. It had continental quadrants with various Cardinals, and amidst the American one was Duke. Because Duke always makes the bracket.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at May 14, 2019 08:37 PM (b6kHD)

234 So...

Has anyone reported these morons to Twitter for a violation? Because attacking someone because of what happened to a family member suffering from cancer seems to be a pretty clear cut case.

And if Twitter claims that there is no violation, then shame them into "reevaluating" that claim. Twitter has shown in the past that it can be shamed over the short term.

Posted by: junior at May 14, 2019 08:37 PM (Fp6vo)

235 201 I don't know why we're surprised at the hate directed towards Trump and his supporters.

They practiced on W the whole time he was in office.

And you know that practice makes perfect.
Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2019 08:29 PM (htgmn)


And now that they are out of Mom's basement, they have no remaining moderating forces.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2019 08:37 PM (t6MX/)

236 @RealSaavedra
Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that the last time that CO2 levels were this high that "bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth"


While I of course defer to her doubtless greater familiarity with venereal diseases, how does she know this is true generally speaking?

I do not reach the question of how CO2 partial pressures (a term that she doubtless does not understand) have any impact on bacteria, apart from photosynthetic ones. I doubt very much that she knows that bacteria can survive on the aviation fuel in airliners, at -35 C, or down in deep ocean vents at 90 C, so a little shift in CO2 partial pressure ain't doodly to them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 08:37 PM (VNsf1)

237 Creative? I am just going Indiana Jones on the sword guy.

Bang. Next.

Posted by: blaster at May 14, 2019 08:38 PM (ZfRYq)

238 I mean, dragons having an unlimited magazine goes back at least to Tolkein. D+D True Dragons never run out, they just need to pause anywhere from 6 to 24 seconds between blasts.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 14, 2019 08:38 PM (rVd/x)

239 I don't know if it should be one on one brackets or a cage match, but I want to know which Pope in recent memory would come out as most badass.


Benedict was SS. He's probably good with a dagger.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Platinum Member at May 14, 2019 08:38 PM (rqMux)

240 Unwashed hands are the Devil's petri dish. BRB.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 14, 2019 08:38 PM (RuIsu)

241 "216 We are all stunned by the hate.



I don't think I shall be surprised when the shooting starts.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 14, 2019 08:33 PM (0OmEj)"
We're not all stunned. As a young student I had professors hand-wave leftist genocide saying it was worth it because of eggs and omelettes. More than one badgered me on why defecting was the right thing to do.
If you moved in certain circles or they thought you were one of them, the masks came off. None of this is new.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 14, 2019 08:39 PM (67XdO)

242 If you thought dragonflies the size of cats were big, wait until you see the bacteria!!

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at May 14, 2019 08:40 PM (rw1l7)

243 For ten years I have hoped that this would not come to violence. I now see there is no possible way out other than violence. Lots of violence. We can hope it is short but lots of leftists are going to die. I shall not shed a single tear... other than from laughter.

***************

Now you know why Jefferson said the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

Fascists cannot be reasoned or voted away anymore than the Nazis could be repelled in their blitzkriegs by sending them strongly worded letters to stop.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 14, 2019 08:40 PM (+dsLj)

244 Benedict was SS. He's probably good with a dagger.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Platinum Member at May 14, 2019 08:38 PM (rqMux)



He was HJ but went AWOL first chance he got

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2019 08:40 PM (ushxq)

245 I doubt very much that she knows that bacteria can survive on the aviation fuel in airliners, at -35 C, or down in deep ocean vents at 90 C, so a little shift in CO2 partial pressure ain't doodly to them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
--------

They seem to thrive on the ethanol fuel in my lawn gear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2019 08:40 PM (/dN1M)

246 Does anybody know how to make a Mac boot into BIOS?

I installed Linux Mint onto a new hard drive and it seemed to be successful, but when I restarted the machine while holding down the option key, it didn't show that drive.

I think if I could get into BIOS, I could select that as the startup drive.

Posted by: rickl at May 14, 2019 08:40 PM (sdi6R)

247 Has anyone reported these morons to Twitter for a violation? Because attacking someone because of what happened to a family member suffering from cancer seems to be a pretty clear cut case.

And if Twitter claims that there is no violation, then shame them into "reevaluating" that claim. Twitter has shown in the past that it can be shamed over the short term.
Posted by: junior at May 14, 2019 08:37 PM (Fp6vo)

It's a Catch 22, you'd have to get a Twitter account to report them to Twitter.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 14, 2019 08:41 PM (tVQUs)

248 OT Snake Diet GainZZZ. I ate 60 grams of protein shake. 1.5lbs of ground serloin (132 grams of protein). 1lbs chicken salad (80ish grams of protein).Head of broccoli and large bowl full of collards. All in 28 minutes.


Posted by: literally serious at May 14, 2019 08:41 PM (O3do3)

249 He was HJ but went AWOL first chance he got


So ... not good with a dagger then? He at least went through basic training.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Platinum Member at May 14, 2019 08:41 PM (rqMux)

250 GOT nood

Posted by: Roy at May 14, 2019 08:41 PM (ABjxW)

251 If Trump cured cancer the headline would be:

"Trump puts thousands of healthcare workers and researcher out of a job."

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at May 14, 2019 08:41 PM (KfCZH)

252 "I've got great news, folks, really the best. I was playing the back 9 with Tiger, you all know Tiger, he's fantastic, when it hit me... the cure for cancer!

*pulls vial from breast pocket*

That's right people, Trump cured cancer. Trump KILLED cancer, that's what our wonderful Surgeon General Jerome Adams, said to me. Jerome Adams (hi Jerome).

He said 'this is incredible Mr. President (he always calls me Mr. President, I told him relax, call me Donald)!

Donald, he said, 'you've killed cancer.'

And it's not a cure, it's even better - it works in-stant-ly. Pain-less-ly. And, this is the best part, you'll love this, Trumpexa also whitens your teeth! Brightens those pearly whites. Trumpexa.

As I always say, 'Republicans are the Party of Healthcare!"

Posted by: DJT at May 14, 2019 08:41 PM (X/A4v)

253 @RealSaavedra
Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) says that the last time that CO2 levels were this high that "bacteria and diseases we have never seen before roamed the Earth"



They ran amok and when they got tired they walked amok

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2019 08:42 PM (ushxq)

254 AOC says that she was joking about the 12 years left thing.
No sugartits, you weren't joking. You were using alarmist language to persuade the ignorant and stupid citizens to support your cause. You may not have believed it and according to George Constanza, you were lying.
Posted by: JAS at May 14, 2019 08:37 PM (KOCKb)


It was the Sheryl Crow dipsy-doodle. Take a position - use one sheet of toilet paper in her case, which exactly zero women in human history have ever done, a closer approximation being half a toilet roll - and then, when laughed at, try to walk it back by claiming it was a joke.

Much like here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPJDwWrWjFA

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2019 08:42 PM (VNsf1)

255 It seems to me like much of the horde would be shocked at how many of their elementary teachers, town librarians, etc, participate in this sort of thing.

Because they do, in great numbers. And to a much greater extent out in the boonies than you would think.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at May 14, 2019 08:42 PM (67XdO)

256 I miss Palp.
Posted by: Grump928

If he has recovered sufficiently, I suspect he's doing field work with the surveyors.

And keeping their nifty uniforms oh so clean.

Posted by: Miklos, Dignity Canal project manager (temp through Kelly Girls) at May 14, 2019 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

257 This is how I see it playing out: Some old guy wearing a MAGA hat is going to get assaulted. He is going to pull out his "peacemaker" and blow a head or two off. It will all be recorded on multiple smart phones. The media will shit a brick and the DA will not file any charges. Clearly he thought he was going to be beaten to death. Lots of folks then start packing heat. A few more incidences and it is over. Civil society is restored. A well-armed society is a polite society.

Posted by: JAS at May 14, 2019 08:44 PM (KOCKb)

258 Nood thrones

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Media Controls the Whether Machines at May 14, 2019 08:46 PM (lPsvG)

259 Tucker just played a video of Slow Joe acting like an idiot. I continue to believe he won't make it to the convention. He'll shoot himself in the head well before that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 14, 2019 08:47 PM (hjaPQ)

260 Tucker just played a video of Slow Joe acting like an idiot. I continue to believe he won't make it to the convention. He'll shoot himself in the head well before that.

***************************

I'm convinced he's not going to live long enough to be able to catch up to Trump. He's going to face plant sooner or later.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 14, 2019 08:49 PM (+dsLj)

261 221 Why is the thread so slow?


Because no one picked up on my implied invitation to Pope Wars.


longpope vs crosspope?

Posted by: Anachronda at May 14, 2019 08:52 PM (O93mg)

262 Because no one picked up on my implied invitation to Pope Wars.

I don't know if it should be one on one brackets or a cage match, but I want to know which Pope in recent memory would come out as most badass.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 14, 2019 08:34 PM (fuK7c)

Benedict over the Pole, but a very close match.

Posted by: on the road to Shambala at May 14, 2019 09:03 PM (CL76w)

263 I don't recall obamam doing something similar. If he had, the media would never had stopped talking about it.

Posted by: josephistan at May 14, 2019 09:14 PM (Izzlo)

264 I wish a hot female cop would shoot and kill me like that.

All I got was a mediocre chick that took my house and half my paycheck.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 14, 2019 10:49 PM (O0FVw)

265 Sickening

Posted by: Summer of Love at May 15, 2019 02:56 AM (FJrl0)

266 Remember, these are the same twits who want to butcher full term babies as they emerge from their mothers' birth canal, so how can you be shocked or surprised when they turn on a cancer patients? They are part of a self-righteous Death Cult that rejoices in pain and suffering, especially within the ranks of the unborn, newly born, and the old. They are the barbarians of yesteryear coming back to plague the world, now that they have defeated God Himself. They think.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at May 15, 2019 02:58 AM (xZjSg)

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