#Woke: The Nabisco Corporation Decides That Mother's Day is a Great Day To Celebrate... Drag Moms

Who are not moms, being men and all, and I think the definition of a "drag mom" is a fashion MENtor to a much younger drag enthusiast.

Not a caregiver. Just someone who gives fabulous make-up tips to a young person.





I think by this point the corporations know what their social media brand managers are up to and must approve of it.

So, here's Nabisco's message to actual moms: Go fuck yourselves. All you did is give birth and raise a child. You didn't help a young boy develop an on-point lash game or anything fierce like that.

Now the Corporate "Cons" like David French and Baseball Cuck are going to scold me for daring to criticize a corporation.

The Corporate Cucks seem to take the position that not only should no laws or governmental action (like using anti-trust law to break up a legit, actual, 100% real monopoly) against a corporation, but that corporations should be free of even social pressure and negative public commentary, lest that negative commentary burden their Free Speech rights.

Meanwhile, they also scold actual conservatives for giving a damn about actual individual human citizens' Free Speech rights, which are being patrolled and monitored and bullied and harassed and deplatformed to the edge of extinction.

Often by the very same corporations they won't stand for even criticism of.

"Corporations are people too, my friend," said the cucks' Managerial Class Messiah, Mitt Romney.

The cucks have expanded upon that: Corporations are more than people, more deserving of a completely free and unburdened right to free speech which actual people do not and must not have -- and actual people's speech rights should be patrolled and monitored and shamed and limited by corporations and corporate control.

The very same corporations that must have free speech rights completely unburdened by back-talk from actual living, ensouled human beings.

Human beings should be boycotted, according to the Corporate Cons, but it's a gross transgression to even suggest that a Holy Corporation should be boycotted.

Zombie's Suggestion:

Proper Headline for the Story

Nabisco Boosts Childhood Health by Convincing Moms Not to Buy Sugary Garbage for Their Kids

We should be applauding Nabisco's concern for public health! Inducing a boycott of their products is the best thing for America!

Do You Recall?



Thanks to andycanuck.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:00 PM




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1 Morning, Ace.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 13, 2019 12:00 PM (81OU+)

2 nor first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 12:01 PM (9cans)

3 The list of things I can't buy and places I can't shop is getting REALLY long...

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:02 PM (Ez6QX)

4 Ol' Roy 'nilla wafers are pretty much indistinguishable from the Nabisco ones.

Also only 75 cents or so per box.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 12:02 PM (RD/6H)

5 Sodom and Gomorrah.

Posted by: gp Submerged in the Sh!thole at May 13, 2019 12:02 PM (mk9aG)

6 So sick of this sick sh*t!

Posted by: Old Dude at May 13, 2019 12:02 PM (LGXGf)

7 Hey wait, is that Max Boot's new gig, playing the "mom" in that video?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 13, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

8 Thank the gods for Keebler.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 12:02 PM (GEpFD)

9 Ewwww.

That's just...

ewwww.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (6qErC)

10 Chocolate Chip Snacks
are a drag drag drag.

Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (5tb4C)

11 I'd boycott Nabisco, but that's require me to have an interest in their subpar products to begin with.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (iys0/)

12 >>>1 Morning, Ace.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas

thanks. But how dare you say "Good morning!" I've been up for... 90 minutes!!!

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (PbpT7)

13 Gross.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (NWiLs)

14 I dunno, I'm not really offended by this. I just think a drag queen surrounded by stacks of Chips Ahoy in every flavor is hilarious. But then again, I'm not a mom.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (DJFLF)

15 Good morning, slackers!

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (PbpT7)

16 The puerile degradation of corporations groveling to SJW is just astounding. Can anybody stand up to this shit?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (H8QX8)

17 What's Keebler stock doing?

Posted by: BignJames at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (ykq7q)

18 Wait, it's a video?

Nope. Not gonna. Would rather Yoko.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (6qErC)

19 The thing that would make me stop buying Chips Ahoy is if their quality went downhill, which it has. So I don't get them anyway.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (DJFLF)

20 15 Good morning, slackers!
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (PbpT7)

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (NWiLs)

21 This will make it that much easier to go on a diet.

Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (PUz4C)

22 >>>14 I dunno, I'm not really offended by this. I just think a drag queen surrounded by stacks of Chips Ahoy in every flavor is hilarious. But then again, I'm not a mom.

i'm not offended, but... why are moms being reduced and forced to share the spotlight on a day set aside to honor them, to make room for non-moms?

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (PbpT7)

23 THE CONSERVATIVE CASE FOR DRAG MOMS

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (FiUMj)

24 In the '80s and '90s the leftists figured out corporatism and saw that if they marched through the business institutions too they could make an end run around resistance to government. When the corporations are indistinguishable from government and you control both, nobody has any recourse. It's turtles and fascism all the way down.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 12:05 PM (RD7QR)

25 never ate those fucking things. i guess i don't have to boycott shit i never bought. let the its' keep them afloat.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 13, 2019 12:05 PM (KP5rU)

26 The indoctrination of college graduates is now complete.Especially at "elite" schools.

Posted by: steevy at May 13, 2019 12:05 PM (AjVAj)

27 She seems nice...

@VanessaVanjie

Shoutout to all the dick suckers!!

11:30 PM - 11 May 2019

And this one from 2013...I'm just gonna link it...

http://tinyurl.com/y4fwag5n

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2019 12:05 PM (cF8AT)

28 Corps do this because they can.

There is no organized response.

And so it will continue.

Posted by: HA at May 13, 2019 12:05 PM (MAstk)

29 Who are not moms, being men and all, and I think the definition of a "drag mom" is a fashion MENtor to a much younger drag enthusiast.


Now to wipe off all that makeup shit and get ready to score Father's Day presents!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2019 12:05 PM (F8EBp)

30 >>thanks. But how dare you say "Good morning!" I've been up for... 90 minutes!!!

You know what you need? A dog. You will discover this whole new part of the day called morning.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 13, 2019 12:05 PM (/tuJf)

31 With all the anti-gluten and anti-HFCS people out there, who the fuck is eating Chips Ahoy anyway?

Posted by: blaster at May 13, 2019 12:05 PM (9VeU0)

32 i'm not offended, but... why are moms being reduced
and forced to share the spotlight on a day set aside to honor them, to
make room for non-moms?

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (PbpT7)

their corporate wants to advance the LGBTQBBXYZ agenda? Just spitballin' here.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:05 PM (DJFLF)

33 Time to reconsider this whole blinding oneself idea. Yikes.

Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 12:05 PM (oTYTN)

34 >>>21 This will make it that much easier to go on a diet.


I know some of you guys hate hearing this but I'm on day 5 of a fast and I feel good. It's as easy as the last one, and this time I won't be taking excessive magnesium and postassium and giving myself diarrhea.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (PbpT7)

35 Ooops....wrong link


http://tinyurl.com/y4fwag5n

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (cF8AT)

36 22 >>>14 I dunno, I'm not really offended by this. I just think a drag queen surrounded by stacks of Chips Ahoy in every flavor is hilarious. But then again, I'm not a mom.

i'm not offended, but... why are moms being reduced and forced to share the spotlight on a day set aside to honor them, to make room for non-moms?
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (PbpT7)

==========

Because women are now not very important in the hierarchy of the left. They just haven't figured it out yet.

After #MeToo fizzled, there was no where else for them to go but down.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (9cans)

37 I always hated their cookies anyway.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (kG5hP)

38 Meh. I think the whole Mothers Day thing is a scam like Valentine's Day. A day where men feel obligated to spend money on women. On a scale of 0-100, my outraged meter is at about a 7 on this one.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (FiUMj)

39 With all the anti-gluten and anti-HFCS people out there, who the fuck is eating Chips Ahoy anyway?

***

People who find the folks you mention tremendously irritating.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (GEpFD)

40 We hate you and demand you buy our product.

Something I don't recall learning in business school marketing.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (YslsA)

41 Men can be mothers too, bigots!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (NWiLs)

42 Less HR and more the perverted marketing firms.

Posted by: WOPR at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (pIdAS)

43 Nabisco, you're letting lunatic children tear down what you've spent a lifetime creating.


they think they are riding a "trend"

they are wrong

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (vEIlU)

44
There are no Men. No Women. No Sex. No Gender.

There are only...

Uterati and nonUterati. You, who or whatever you may be, can either gestate a fetus until you kill it, or you can't gestate a fetus. For now anyway.

Uterus Persons and nonUterus Persons.

Posted by: Drooling ProgTard Fascist at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (UFLLM)

45 34 >>>21 This will make it that much easier to go on a diet.


I know some of you guys hate hearing this but I'm on day 5 of a fast and I feel good. It's as easy as the last one, and this time I won't be taking excessive magnesium and postassium and giving myself diarrhea.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (PbpT7)

==========

Well...I know what we're going to be talking about for the rest of the day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (9cans)

46 It's neat to celebrate people on Mothers Day who are, as a requirement of their breed, completely, totally, and absolutely physically unable to be a "mom."

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (RD/6H)

47 reaboi ftw, again!

p.s. nice new place too...glad he's happy.

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (DGS6j)

48 Now keebler has those bangin' fudge stripe thingies that are the bomb diggity.

with the added benefit that our former AG was their head baker.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (DJFLF)

49 i'm not offended, but... why are moms being reduced and forced to share the spotlight on a day set aside to honor them, to make room for non-moms?
Posted by: ace


Prostate rules!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (F8EBp)

50 Well eff it....for some reason it won't link what I want it to link...

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (cF8AT)

51 40 We hate you and demand you buy our product.

Something I don't recall learning in business school marketing.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (YslsA)

===========

It was in the same class you learned to buy high and sell low.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (9cans)

52 One of the founders of Nabisco (the American Biscuit Company) had his summer home near me. He's dead now. I'm pretty sure he would be glad about that.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (lwiT4)

53 Proper Headline for the Story

Nabisco Boosts Childhood Health by Convincing Moms Not to Buy Sugary Garbage for Their Kids.

We should be applauding Nabisco's concern for public health! Inducing a boycott of their products is the best thing for America!

Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (5tb4C)

54 Nestle Toll House cookies are better.

Posted by: dantesed at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (88xKn)

55 33 Time to reconsider this whole blinding oneself idea. Yikes.
Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 12:05 PM (oTYTN)

The Byzantines used to use blinding as a punishment. Perhaps the old ways are best...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (RD7QR)

56 BTW, real moms bake cookies, they don't purchase off the shelf crap made of questionable ingredients.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (YslsA)

57 Nabisco Marketing Manager to CEO: "Oh, hey, I found a spot for that weird kid of your golfing buddy! He's always on his phone posting memes, so I figured he would be great at handling the Chips Ahoy twitter account."

CEO: "Thanks, just had to get him some sort of internship so I could stop avoiding his dad at the club. I owed him a favor for. . .well, you know. Think he'll be OK there?"

Marketing Manager: "Of course! All he needs to do is send out a silly tweet or two each day riffing on how tasty chocolate chip cookies are. What could go wrong?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (W+vEI)

58 10 rounds of ammo is sufficient, but we need 57 sexes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (RD/6H)

59 Their products contain so much wax that they SHOULD start a Candle producing line

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at May 13, 2019 12:08 PM (flINI)

60 Nabisco puts high-fructose corn syrup in practically everything, so skipping their products won't be much of a loss.

Of course, its competitors all use HFCS too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2019 12:08 PM (elsTe)

61 Corporate personhood is a subset of the notion that a group of people still enjoy their individual rights when exercising them collectively. Which is perfectly valid. The NRA has freedom of speech because the NRA is a group of people.

Treating them as a special (as the cucks do) category is incorrect though

Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 12:08 PM (oTYTN)

62 Had a marketing prof back in the day who preached the "no such thing as bad publicity" thing constantly.

I'm thinking.... nah.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 12:08 PM (6qErC)

63 #ShutUpandBakeMyCookies

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 13, 2019 12:08 PM (APSEi)

64 And it is real Moms that buy this shitty product.

Nabisco marketing department just asked Gillette marketing department to hold their beer.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 13, 2019 12:08 PM (pw+jk)

65 Going to be a hard rain coming.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (623jb)

66 We laughed at all the craziness on college campuses. Then the crazys' graduated, got jobs, and are now in management were they can implement their craziness.

Posted by: WisRich at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (G0vdT)

67
In their heart of hearts, all Corporate Cons want to be begged to form an "All-Cons Drag Cons Review" and be paid to perform at annual board meetings.

That would beat having to go on cruises with smelly deplorables.

J'noah "Self-Appointed Thought Leader" Goldbrick is working on this very thing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (pNxlR)

68
The Nabisco Corporation Decides That Mother's Day is a Great Day To Celebrate... Drag Moms



I thought it was going to be a tribute to Cha Cha Muldowney.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (TAmPV)

69 49 i'm not offended, but... why are moms being reduced and forced to share the spotlight on a day set aside to honor them, to make room for non-moms?
Posted by: ace


Prostate rules!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (F8EBp)

Prostate rule 1: It will enlarge causing both increased frequency and difficulty in urinating.

Prostate rule 2: It will turn cancerous, giving you two options: a) removal resulting in urinary incontinence and erectile dysfunction, or b) metastization and death.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

70 64 And it is real Moms that buy this shitty product.

Nabisco marketing department just asked Gillette marketing department to hold their beer.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 13, 2019 12:08 PM (pw+jk)

============

"Next, we'll have a fat lady shaving her legs in front of a burning American flag while giving the black power salute!"
-Gillette, escalating the Woke Wars

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (9cans)

71 I know some of you guys hate hearing this but I'm on
day 5 of a fast and I feel good. It's as easy as the last one, and this
time I won't be taking excessive magnesium and postassium and giving
myself diarrhea.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (PbpT7)



I may join you on this one, ace. See - there's this cute little skirt I have....

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (lwiT4)

72 I have never had a twitter account but why does a bag of shitty cookies have a blue checkmark?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (0tfLf)

73 Nabisco marketing department just asked Gillette marketing department to hold their beer.

***

One of those low-carb beers, no doubt.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (GEpFD)

74 I know some of you guys hate hearing this but I'm on day 5 of a fast and I feel good. It's as easy as the last one, and this time I won't be taking excessive magnesium and postassium and giving myself diarrhea.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (PbpT7)

Ace, I was actually thinking about you and your fasts last night. Just curious, do you do it for health reasons, weight loss reasons, spiritual reasons? I just started the 16:8 IF thing last week, mainly because of the health benefits.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (Ez6QX)

75 58 10 rounds of ammo is sufficient, but we need 57 sexes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (RD/6H)

Two magazines, but 86 gender identities.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:10 PM (NWiLs)

76 14 I dunno, I'm not really offended by this. I just think a drag queen surrounded by stacks of Chips Ahoy in every flavor is hilarious. But then again, I'm not a mom.


I'm not offended. Just disgusted.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 13, 2019 12:10 PM (623jb)

77 That Vanessa Vanjie they mention in the Tweet has "Shout out to all the cock suckers!" in his/her timeline. I am not making this up.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2019 12:10 PM (ZGrMX)

78 After #MeToo fizzled, there was no where else for them to go but down."

So another chapter in how the followers of mo'hammed treat others?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 12:11 PM (6qErC)

79 >>>61 Corporate personhood is a subset of the notion that a group of people still enjoy their individual rights when exercising them collectively. Which is perfectly valid. The NRA has freedom of speech because the NRA is a group of people.

Treating them as a special (as the cucks do) category is incorrect though

...

well that's my point. They might have all the rights of legal personhood, but if ACTUAL personhood does not include the right to be free of criticism, censure, and boycotting, then how can a fictitious person have that right?

But the Corporate Cucks just keep claiming that, sotto voce.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:11 PM (PbpT7)

80 I may join you on this one, ace. See - there's this cute little skirt I have....
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (lwiT4)

So does ace.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:12 PM (NWiLs)

81 Politically, the problem for the Democrats is that their old-school commie union base does not give a shit about intersectionality. In quite a few cases, even some more socially conservative minorities are repulsed by the queers. So you have major corporations increasingly alienating the part of the Dem base that most needs to return to the fold.

As for these soyboy execs, fuck 'em. Try to not buy things you don't need. Cut back on junk food, which actively harms your health. If Apple finds themselves under a Supreme Court lawsuit, cheer it on.

They need us way more than we need them.

Posted by: trev006 at May 13, 2019 12:12 PM (OnEJV)

82
...giving myself diarrhea.
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (PbpT7)


When you care enough to give yourself only the very best, you do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 12:12 PM (pNxlR)

83 I may join you on this one, ace. See - there's this cute little skirt I have....


Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (lwiT4)

Just let out the waistband. Surrender Dorothy!

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:12 PM (DJFLF)

84 So does ace.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:12 PM (NWiLs)



heh

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:12 PM (lwiT4)

85 What's fun about all of this is that companies are actively telling a large swath of consumers NOT to buy their products by their actions.

So yeah, I will not buy Nabisco products. I will willingly comply with their wishes.

Also... Mom's don't have dicks. Period.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 12:12 PM (sktRI)

86 "Oh, we watched it..."
Awesome.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2019 12:12 PM (bWBdM)

87
Some years ago Navy SEALs nutrition team looked for a decent OTC snack the guys could fall back on if their more custom work out and deployment stuff ran out. They settled on Nabisco Fig Newtons as their go to Plan B snack. Still buy it by the pallets.

Love them. Sadly, they now join Gillette razors on the never-ever list. Surely a sign from the gods that I am to make my own bacon wrapped figs for my go to snack...

Posted by: Stray Cat in the Garage at May 13, 2019 12:12 PM (UFLLM)

88 Blackface = bad
Dragface = good

And yet it's exactly the same type of stereotypes and assumptions being worn and presented to audiences.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 12:13 PM (RD/6H)

89 Ok, trying again from the person's acct. that posted it in the Chips Ahoy thread....

http://tinyurl.com/y6nvg7ly

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2019 12:13 PM (cF8AT)

90

Corporations have become the most dangerous weapons of freedom.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:13 PM (vEIlU)

91 The Byzantines used to use blinding as a punishment. Perhaps the old ways are best...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 12:07 PM (RD7QR)


Hell, I'm thinking about becoming a Muslim if they'll stop this crap.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 13, 2019 12:13 PM (623jb)

92 67
In their heart of hearts, all Corporate Cons want to be begged to form an "All-Cons Drag Cons Review" and be paid to perform at annual board meetings.

That would beat having to go on cruises with smelly deplorables.

J'noah "Self-Appointed Thought Leader" Goldbrick is working on this very thing.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (pNxlR)

It might be amusing to cook up Bill Kristol and crews' drag queen names.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 12:13 PM (RD7QR)

93 Also... Mom's don't have dicks. Period.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 12:12 PM (sktRI)

Sure they do: their live-in boyfriends.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:13 PM (NWiLs)

94 i'm not offended, but... why are moms being reduced and forced to share the spotlight on a day set aside to honor them, to make room for non-moms?

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (PbpT7)


It's almost like these places are being run by a cabal of their enemies, enemies that have taken the form of overly clever ninth graders who seek to be super edgy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 13, 2019 12:13 PM (hLRSq)

95 Having worked in a multinational corporation for 25 years, the idea of a "holy corporation" is absolutely hilarious. Corporations exist for one purpose only: to make money for their shareholders. And Dilbert is right. HR is evil.

Posted by: Caliban at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (qEujL)

96 Meh. I think the whole Mothers Day thing is a scam like Valentine's Day. A day where men feel obligated to spend money on women. On a scale of 0-100, my outraged meter is at about a 7 on this one.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (FiUMj)


I pretty much agree with you but traditional Moms, who still mainly buy the groceries, won't take kindly to sharing a day with a bunch of mentally ill males.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (y7DUB)

97

The left used to criticize corporations mercilessly and now that corporations are run by lefties they still criticize them. Do they do it with a knowing wink and nod?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (aKsyK)

98 Nestle Toll House cookies are better."

Pepperidge Farms remembers...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (6qErC)

99 It's almost like these places are being run by a cabal of their enemies,
Yep. The marketing manager and Creative Director are both stealth Keebler Elves.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (DJFLF)

100 95 Having worked in a multinational corporation for 25 years, the idea of a "holy corporation" is absolutely hilarious. Corporations exist for one purpose only: to make money for their shareholders. And Dilbert is right. HR is evil.
Posted by: Caliban at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (qEujL)

===========

Does someone want to tell Corporations this?

Any of this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (9cans)

101 their corporate wants to advance the LGBTQBBXYZ agenda? Just spitballin' here.

What's funny about that is that every letter other than L, G, and B will destroy those 3 if they get their way. The trannies want to pass an "equality law" that will legally eliminate gender. If there's legally no gender, there's legally no such thing as gay, lesbian, or bi.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (ZGrMX)

102 Question for the Horde served by a Hearst paper in their town.
Does every on-line edition give front page space to the latest RuPaul drag news? I don't buy the paper and can't imagine they put that mess in print.
Houston Comical gives drag queens prominent coverage everyday.

Posted by: DanMan at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (XTiHL)

103 "this time I won't be taking excessive magnesium and postassium and giving myself diarrhea."
====
That is part 2 of a complete weight loss routine.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (pw+jk)

104 >>I dunno, I'm not really offended by this. I just think a drag queen surrounded by stacks of Chips Ahoy in every flavor is hilarious. But then again, I'm not a mom.



It's a subtle thing one starts to notice. For example, I finally dumped my WashPost subscription after they published a weekend magazine cover story on a sperm donor dad on Father's Day. They do this most traditional holidays now in the MSM. Easter week? Time to dump on Catholic priests or hype some new interpretation of the bible that depicts traditional folks as heretics and haters. Mothers Day? Big story on Transgender "mom." Valentines Day is now V Day where they host the Vagina Monologues and raise awareness about spousal abuse.

Also with Mother's Day: Planned Parenthood started using it as a fundraising day with Mother-Daughter advertising including Blythe Danner and Gwenyth Paltow.


Taken in the context of the overall war on motherhood, and to a larger extent, traditional holidays and social roles, this is indeed offensive.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (W+vEI)

105 EMERGENCY PRAYER REQUEST

Hubby's company is laying off right now.

Please pray he keeps his job.

Posted by: Votermom at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (EGSGm)

106 Pepperidge Farms remembers...

Sausalito, baby!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (GEpFD)

107 >>>Ace, I was actually thinking about you and your fasts last night. Just curious, do you do it for health reasons, weight loss reasons, spiritual reasons? I just started the 16:8 IF thing last week, mainly because of the health benefits.

all three (well not so much the spiritual one but I am chasing the alleged feeling of bliss you get at some point).

And 16:8 IF is good. For some reason, I lost the ability to do that. It used to be easy as pie for me (once I'd done it for a while), but lately, I cannot go the night without eating and then I eat relatively early (for me) in the day. Getting no more than say 12 hours of fasting.

that's part of the reason i started this one. I had to re-lose the small amount of weight that I had regained and also re-master the ability to go 16 or 18 hours without food.

Congrats on starting IF.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (PbpT7)

108 The talking heads on CNBC have the super serious concerned face on. Get this....because of OrangeManBad, stocks are at a....wait for it....3 MONTH LOW!!!!

Can you believe it? You are now only as rich as you were in February!!!! Time to impeach.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (FiUMj)

109 I pretty much agree with you but traditional Moms, who still mainly buy
the groceries, won't take kindly to sharing a day with a bunch of
mentally ill males.

THIS

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (sktRI)

110 Everywhere you look the left is on script. You see a commercial, two guys evidently "married" putting in for a mortgage. The family dinner has a couple of the close black friends (or white ones) sitting down. Nobody can stand at a podium and make a simple statement about policy without a mob in the rear, bowing their heads or clapping like trained seals. Mad Magazine's main schtick was Madison Ave, and they are alive and well in advertising (subliminal) joined with politics.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (GMKBs)

111 Corporations exist for one purpose only: to make money for their shareholders.


Correct. And anyone who uses the term "stakeholder" is a communist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (fuK7c)

112 Homemade chocolate chip cookies are easy to make and are better than any mass-produced chocolate chip cookie by several orders of magnitude.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

113 It's weird that this would happen within a month or so of the coordinated push to have crossdressers read to little kids at public libraries all around the country. It's almost like it's a concerted push or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (RD/6H)

114 Nabisco marketing department just asked Gillette marketing department to hold their beer.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Prof


Just what I was thinking.

Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (NLLmE)

115 97

The left used to criticize corporations mercilessly and now that corporations are run by lefties they still criticize them. Do they do it with a knowing wink and nod?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (aKsyK)

Increasingly, yes. When the corporations become indistinguishable from the government--and that day is coming--the left will pivot like a Stalinist on the day after Operation Barbarossa launched.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 12:16 PM (RD7QR)

116 It's Mondelez, which owns Nabisco.

Posted by: dad29 at May 13, 2019 12:16 PM (7Kti7)

117 If there's legally no gender, there's legally no such thing as gay, lesbian, or bi.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (ZGrMX)


I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER!!

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:16 PM (DJFLF)

118 Homemade chocolate chip cookies are easy to make and are better than any mass-produced chocolate chip cookie by several orders of magnitude.

***

And as a bonus, you don't even to bake them!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 12:16 PM (GEpFD)

119 In San Francisco, one in every 11,600 is a billionaire

if this is real, and seems to be

the class division is widening

that is why we are seeing what we are seeing

the "cucks" that Ace talks about cannot see across the divide - it is WAY too big now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:16 PM (vEIlU)

120 "But the Corporate Cucks just keep claiming that, sotto voce."

They can claim all they want, but is anyone actually listening to them? They are "thought leaders without a following" which is Sad, Bigly!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 13, 2019 12:16 PM (hLRSq)

121 111 Corporations exist for one purpose only: to make money for their shareholders.


Correct. And anyone who uses the term "stakeholder" is a communist.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (fuK7c)

They get the bullet. Along with anyone who refers to "deliverables," uses the word "ask" as a noun, and talks about "synergy" in a non-ironic fashion.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:17 PM (NWiLs)

122 It just exemplifies the yawning gulf between the Sooper Smart Urban Elite and the Flyover People.

That division has always been there, of course, but New York ad agencies used to realize that it was people in the Heartland who brought their consumer products, so when they got a wacky, edgy, New York idea, they would run it by a focus group in Omaha first.

Now, They Don't Care - they openly hate the people in Flyover County. Flyover People are the low-IQ racists who elected Trump, and they intend to crush those Flyover People once the Democrats have have rightfully reacquired power.

Cultural signifiers like this ad and the Gillette ad are just a preview of the future Progressive Restoration - the people behind the ads are hungrily awaiting the day when they can start arresting people for "misgendering" transsexuals.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2019 12:17 PM (I2/tG)

123 Please pray he keeps his job.

Posted by: Votermom at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (EGSGm)



You got it, Votermom

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:17 PM (lwiT4)

124 I pretty much agree with you but traditional Moms, who still mainly buy the groceries, won't take kindly to sharing a day with a bunch of mentally ill males.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (y7DUB)

___

I suspect 99% of moms who buy cookies for their kids won't a) know about this or b) give a shit about this.

Besides you shouldn't buy that crap for your kids anyway. Be a good mom keep the sugary snacks out of the house

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:17 PM (FiUMj)

125 It's Mondelez, which owns Nabisco.

***

Our Betters in Europe, of course.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 12:17 PM (GEpFD)

126 They also tweeted this...in response to people's negative reaction to their commercial:

Chips Ahoy!
@ChipsAhoy

they're big mad (crying emoji)

4:09 PM - 12 May 2019

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2019 12:17 PM (cF8AT)

127 Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (RD/6H)
This I do not like. It's one thing for me, an adult, to get a kick out of drag queen buffoonery, but having them lead story time for actual children in actual public spaces is a form of indoctrination that is not healthy.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:17 PM (DJFLF)

128 I think Zombie's suggestion is funny as well as being a good. I think Tami posted a link above but definitely in the morning link for other Nabisco Brands and you can find the number for their customer service office as well as their parent company on the "net.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2019 12:17 PM (FSPNP)

129
And as a bonus, you don't even to bake them!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 12:16 PM (GEpFD)

Please elaborate.

Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 12:17 PM (oTYTN)

130
Nobody can stand at a podium and make a simple statement about policy without a mob in the rear, bowing their heads or clapping like trained seals.


This drives me up the wall.

Have you sacks of soy suet no self-respect?

Is all you aspire to is to be background props for a bloviating chucklehead?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 12:17 PM (pNxlR)

131 If there's legally no gender"

Imagine there's no gender....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (6qErC)

132 105 EMERGENCY PRAYER REQUEST

Hubby's company is laying off right now.

Please pray he keeps his job.
Posted by: Votermom at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (EGSGm)

Scary shit. Prayers up.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

133 >>>In their heart of hearts, all Corporate Cons want to be begged to form an "All-Cons Drag Cons Review" and be paid to perform at annual board meetings.

That would beat having to go on cruises with smelly deplorables.

...

correct.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (PbpT7)

134 In San Francisco, one in every 11,600 is a billionaire

___

That's like 75% right?
- AOC

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (FiUMj)

135 Tempo of degeneracy has really picked up.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (Tl/uE)

136 Good morning, slackers!
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:03 PM (PbpT7)

- - - - - -

Is it that time already? I better go get lunch.

Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (PUz4C)

137 None of this surprises me. If your quality's heading down the dumper, distract the proles with some SJW nonsense.

I used to prefer the Keebler Saltines over Zesta for the flavor and texture. In the past half year or so, Keebler's decided it doesn't matter whether they put salt on the cracker or not.

I got tired of that random quality control crapshoot and switched brands.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (7s3Gx)

138 Please elaborate.

***

Well, you mix the ingredients together, and then... you eat it.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (GEpFD)

139 From now on I am writing all my passionate defenses dressed in drag, wearing some killer lashes and in celebration of diversity.

To show your support for my gender choices, and to help me get a job at the Atlantic, please click!

Posted by: Rev. Colonel David French at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (Z216Q)

140 Interesting article: Who is behind the transgender movement

https://tinyurl.com/y2y7ae78

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (sktRI)

141 >>Meh. I think the whole Mothers Day thing is a scam like Valentine's Day. A day where men feel obligated to spend money on women. On a scale of 0-100, my outraged meter is at about a 7 on this one.


Mother's Day is being actively replaced in the popular culture by International Women's Day.
The Left really needs to obliterate what makes women unique - the ability to bear children - and the nuclear family that includes a mom.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)

142 Homemade chocolate chip cookies are easy to make and are better than any mass-produced chocolate chip cookie by several orders of magnitude.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM

This.
And you only have to look as far as the Moron Cookbook, The Deplorable Gourmet.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2019 12:19 PM (0tfLf)

143 Transgenders are Mothers? What about the actual mother of the transgender's kid?

I guess it all hinges on whether the Kardashian / Jenner girls are giving Bruce Mother's Day gifts.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 13, 2019 12:19 PM (lmPMy)

144 Sausalito, baby!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (GEpFD)

I dig the Chesapeake.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:19 PM (DJFLF)

145 134 In San Francisco, one in every 11,600 is a billionaire

___

That's like 75% right?
- AOC
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (FiUMj)

==========

"If I move to San Francisco, I'll become a billionaire!"
-Super Smart leftist

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 13, 2019 12:19 PM (9cans)

146 osted by: Votermom at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (EGSGm)

Will pray for your husband.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2019 12:19 PM (FSPNP)

147 Chips Ahoy!
@ChipsAhoy

they're big mad (crying emoji)

4:09 PM - 12 May 2019
Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2019 12:17 PM (cF8AT)


sounds like a parody account

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:19 PM (vEIlU)

148 "Nobody can stand at a podium and make a simple statement about policy without a mob in the rear, bowing their heads or clapping like trained seals. "

Adam Carolla said once he retires he'd like to get a job as one of these people.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:19 PM (FiUMj)

149 National biscuit company can bite my ass.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 13, 2019 12:19 PM (wjmTS)

150 They get the bullet. Along with anyone who refers to "deliverables," uses the word "ask" as a noun, and talks about "synergy"

And use "gender" instead of "sex".

And Mondelez isn't yruuupean. It's a bad mashup of terms picked by the US based company...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 12:19 PM (6qErC)

151 Nabisco is apparently now part of Mondalez International, no longer RJR Nabisco. For boycott and short selling information:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondelez_International

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 12:19 PM (ujg0T)

152

Ahoy Chips!!

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at May 13, 2019 12:20 PM (aKsyK)

153 I don't eat cookies so Nabisco won't lose a customer but that's weird and stupid.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 13, 2019 12:20 PM (JgA4k)

154
129
And as a bonus, you don't even to bake them!

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 12:16 PM (GEpFD)

Please elaborate.
Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 12:17 PM (oTYTN)


There are those who will consume unbaked cookie dough -- if it is for the right type of cookie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 12:20 PM (pNxlR)

155 i never liked chips aboy

Posted by: trapper's girl at May 13, 2019 12:20 PM (DGS6j)

156
Now, They Don't Care - they openly hate the people in Flyover County. Flyover People are the low-IQ racists who elected Trump, and they intend to crush those Flyover People once the Democrats have have rightfully reacquired power.



It goes back to leftist-controlled Academia.


These people learn to hate America, hate traditional thinking, reject it all. Goodthink is pursuing all the fetishes of the Left. Anyone who objects is a non-person.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 13, 2019 12:20 PM (oVJmc)

157 All I'm getting from this is Nabisco likes nuts.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 13, 2019 12:20 PM (0bu2O)

158 Maybe I'll put on my Muslim tranny twitter disguise and swing by Nabisco's feed to accuse them of trivializing and marginalizing actual trans people by elevating and celebrating our drag queen impostors.

Not woke enough, Nabisco. Not nearly enough!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2019 12:20 PM (AzW6q)

159 Meh. I think the whole Mothers Day thing is a scam like Valentine's Day. A day where men feel obligated to spend money on women. On a scale of 0-100, my outraged meter is at about a 7 on this one.


Mother's Day is being actively replaced in the popular culture by International Women's Day.
The Left really needs to obliterate what makes women unique - the ability to bear children - and the nuclear family that includes a mom.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)



Mother's and Father's Day's are great.
How often do we highlight the love of family.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (vEIlU)

160 Mother's Day is being actively replaced in the popular culture by International Women's Day.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)

__

Is it? I guess the makers of 726,000 Mothers Day commercials that ran last week, haven't received that memo yet.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (FiUMj)

161 120 "But the Corporate Cucks just keep claiming that, sotto voce."

They can claim all they want, but is anyone actually listening to them? They are "thought leaders without a following" which is Sad, Bigly!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 13, 2019 12:16 PM (hLRSq)


Thought leaders without a thought.

And what the hell is a thought leader? You're either a leader, or you're not. Period.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (623jb)

162 Old and busted: Keebler Elves

New hotness: Keebler Fairies

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (+y/Ru)

163 When the corporations become indistinguishable from the government--and that day is coming

Better than that - corporations, like banks and social media, can censor political views without the government getting involved. The Left is implementing China's Social Credit System on a "private" basis.

When Google starts the mass banning of conservatives before the 2020 election, Leftists will laugh, and taunt conservatives: "Don't you believe in the free market?"

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (I2/tG)

164 Uhm....

Stuff like this makes me root for Operation British.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (Av3cU)

165 Chip's a boy!

Posted by: Uncle Charlie at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (oVJmc)

166 Yes but once they get the drag mom demographic to buy their cookies, it will lead to an extra 50 or maybe even 100 dollars profit each quarter!

Posted by: JB1000 at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (16OL0)

167
Chips Ahoy were recalled a month ago for having chunks of Chine drywall or solidified wetback waste or something in them, I forget what, maybe not the above but something...

Posted by: I like traffic lights at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (UFLLM)

168 Oooooh, my comment made the front page!

(Does a cakewalk around the stage.)

Posted by: zombie at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (5tb4C)

169 Interesting article: Who is behind the transgender movement

https://tinyurl.com/y2y7ae78


Very interesting. The short answer, for those who don't wanna copy/paste the URL, is "rich gay men who hate women plus George Soros".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (ZGrMX)

170 Maybe I'll put on my Muslim tranny twitter disguise and swing by
Nabisco's feed to accuse them of trivializing and marginalizing actual
trans people by elevating and celebrating our drag queen impostors.



Not woke enough, Nabisco. Not nearly enough!

--

Please do this and report back.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (sktRI)

171 157 All I'm getting from this is Nabisco likes nuts perversion and mental illness.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 13, 2019 12:20 PM (0bu2O)

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 13, 2019 12:22 PM (623jb)

172 Taken in the context of the overall war on
motherhood, and to a larger extent, traditional holidays and social
roles, this is indeed offensive.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:14 PM (W+vEI)

Yes I see your point. But despite the Borg's attempt to relentlessly jam their agenda down our collective throat, a whole lot of folks are not swallowing. Including blue collar democrats, minority democrats and even some of those in betweeners.

It's still impossible to get a table at a good restaurant on Mother's Day, unless you've booked six weeks in advance, in my area anyway.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:22 PM (DJFLF)

173 I am not one to be easily offended but this is offensive to all actual moms. Sick of being told that to be considered hip and modern I must embrace men who compete as women in sports and this latest bullshit. Hey drag mom, carry a baby for 9 months, go through the excruitiating pain of childbirth, and spend decades worrying, caring for, and nurturing a baby, Then you can tell me what I need to care about. F Nabisco.

Posted by: Cheri at May 13, 2019 12:22 PM (oiNtH)

174 Shits Ahoy!

https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/
1127716371301687298

Cookie recall due to "unidentified solidified ingredients"!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 13, 2019 12:22 PM (Dh1wo)

175 sounds like a parody account"

About that - note the numbers of other accounts. Not long ago, it would've been in the thousands plus. Now...

twatter is fading into myspace

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 13, 2019 12:22 PM (6qErC)

176 Nabisco is apparently now part of Mondalez International, no longer RJR Nabisco. For boycott and short selling information:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondelez_International

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 12:19 PM


****

This explains some of the quality and taste changes I've noticed over the last year. I'm a big cereal eater and I have my favorites.
Guess its back to bacon and eggs.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 13, 2019 12:22 PM (0tfLf)

177 The creepy thing is that someone thought this was a good idea.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:22 PM (lwiT4)

178
How often do we highlight the love of family.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM


every day

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 13, 2019 12:22 PM (9C0cu)

179
Chips Ahoy! Also, Lance, Bruce, Peter, Dick and what's xit's name Ahoy!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (UFLLM)

180 And coke put an islamic symbol for ramadona bingo

Sigh

The sperm has gone thin in the West

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (FwN37)

181 i'm not offended, but... why are moms being reduced and forced to share the spotlight on a day set aside to honor them, to make room for non-moms?
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:04 PM (PbpT7)

- - - - - - - - -

Because all their PR departments are run by angry gay men.

Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (PUz4C)

182 I'm eating Chips Ahoy right now. Not as good as homemade but what is? Anyway they were on sale...

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (y7DUB)

183 Ever step foot in a large corp's marketing dept? It's 27 year old hotties with a degree in communications or some such nonsense. It makes sense that these people are creating these commercials.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (FiUMj)

184
162 Old and busted: Keebler Elves

New hotness: Keebler Fairies
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (+y/Ru)


Hottest hotness: Keebler Furries

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (pNxlR)

185 The creepy thing is that someone thought this was a good idea.

***

And here I thought the creepy thing was the dude in the picture.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (GEpFD)

186 rich gay men who hate women
--

I also believe that this demographic is now designing ALL clothing for women.

Which explains the proliferaton of skinny jeans, which look good on 1% of the female population

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (sktRI)

187 I posted this list in the morning thread...

Nabisco is owned by Mondelez Int'l. A list of their brands:

https://tinyurl.com/yavhjvrq


Had no idea so many brands were under Mondelez.

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (cF8AT)

188 Please pray he keeps his job.
==================
Will do, but remember, what ever happens, the HR market is IN.SANE right now. I'm a hiring manager, and we can't get qualified people to even apply. We've been ghosted on second interviews AND, believe it or not, actual offers 6 times in the last couple of months. Omaha has a population of ~400k. Their unemployment rate means there are fewer than 11k unep. It's really nuts out there. You will be in good shape no matter what.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2019 12:24 PM (bWBdM)

189 Ol' Roy 'nilla wafers are pretty much indistinguishable from the Nabisco ones.

Also only 75 cents or so per box.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Wintle at May 13, 2019 12:02 PM (RD/6H)

Isn't Ol' Roy the Wally World brand for dog biscuits?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2019 12:24 PM (7njPr)

190 Homemade chocolate chip cookies are easy to make and are better than any mass-produced chocolate chip cookie by several orders of magnitude.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (NWiLs)

Absolutely.
But Oreos are another thing entirely .....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2019 12:24 PM (NFEMn)

191 182 I'm eating Chips Ahoy right now. Not as good as homemade but what is? Anyway they were on sale...

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (y7DUB)

Expect bigger markdowns....

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2019 12:24 PM (cF8AT)

192

a bit too much makeup

is this what they are promoting too? Look like a whore atop the man below.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:24 PM (vEIlU)

193 Will do, but remember, what ever happens, the HR market is IN.SANE right now. I'm a hiring manager, and we can't get qualified people to even apply. We've been ghosted on second interviews AND, believe it or not, actual offers 6 times in the last couple of months. Omaha has a population of ~400k. Their unemployment rate means there are fewer than 11k unep. It's really nuts out there. You will be in good shape no matter what.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2019 12:24 PM (bWBdM)

Huh. I usually get ghosted by the HR departments and recruiters.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:24 PM (NWiLs)

194 This blatant indoctrination is all about normalizing this type of behavior, confusing kids and destroying traditional families.

Call them and let them know how you fee.
1-800-622-4726.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2019 12:25 PM (RBOtF)

195 This is how we get more Trump.

Posted by: Sooner at May 13, 2019 12:25 PM (Fs5vw)

196 169 Interesting article: Who is behind the transgender movement

https://tinyurl.com/y2y7ae78

Very interesting. The short answer, for those who don't wanna copy/paste the URL, is "rich gay men who hate women plus George Soros".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (ZGrMX)

Well, maybe we can get Soros and the Muslims to fight each other and then make gay sexbots for the rich gays. Win/win. Plus we can come up with great names for the gay sexbots, like Chad Smoothpecs or something.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 12:25 PM (RD7QR)

197 180 And coke put an islamic symbol for ramadona bingo

Sigh

The sperm has gone thin in the West

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (FwN37)

The good news is that it is not just in the West. The bad news is that this points towards extinction or something. Sperm counts steadily decline worldwide!

Posted by: Someguy at May 13, 2019 12:25 PM (oTYTN)

198 I may join you on this one, ace. See - there's this cute little skirt I have....
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (lwiT4)

- - - - - - - -

And I have these pair of jeans that I like but which have become rather tight and not in a good way.

Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 12:25 PM (PUz4C)

199
(Does a cakewalk around the stage.)
Posted by: zombie


Yes, if a cake has legs.

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at May 13, 2019 12:25 PM (aKsyK)

200 It's still impossible to get a table at a good restaurant on Mother's Day, unless you've booked six weeks in advance, in my area anyway.
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:22 PM (DJFLF)

____

#MeToo

I was downtown yesterday in my little burg and took me about 20 mins to find a parking spot. There may be a war on Mothers Day, but I'm seeing no casualties in the real world.....yet.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:25 PM (FiUMj)

201 SHIPS Ahoy!!!!

I think we have our next brand of dessert on the Lido deck.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 13, 2019 12:25 PM (pw+jk)

202 I'll join you on this one, Ace.

Gotta get into a bikini in just over a month. How long are you shooting for this time?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (d7Ww2)

203 Very interesting. The short answer, for those who
don't wanna copy/paste the URL, is "rich gay men who hate women plus
George Soros".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM (ZGrMX)

I saw a young brutha explaining why he joined #Blexit. He said he researched Black Lives Matter and found out it was founded by white lesbians. To him, it explained why the role of the black father was not being promoted by the BLM movement.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (DJFLF)

204 Because all their PR departments are run by angry gay men.
Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (PUz4C)



this is it in a nutshell

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (vEIlU)

205 CEO of parent company (ironically enough bragging about his successful mission to Red China)...
https://twitter.com/Dirkvandeput

Getting kicked in the balls in his (unrelated) Twitter threads.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (Dh1wo)

206 Because all their PR departments are run by angry gay men.
Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (PUz4C)


Ban protease inhibitors. Let the virus do its work.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (623jb)

207 I usually get ghosted by the HR departments and recruiters.
--

I've had the same problem in the past. A friend of mine had huge problems with that. Perhaps it's because we're not "22."

Life seems to go like this: When you're 25, you don't have enough experience for a good job. When you're 50, you have too much experience and they don't want to pay you what you're worth.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (sktRI)

208 And Mondelez isn't yruuupean. It's a bad mashup of terms picked by the US based company...


So I looked them up and they have a fake accent mark over the "e". I can't reproduce it here because there isn't an html code for it because it's not a thing that exists in language.

It's a line over the "e". I get annoyed at metal bands that put umlauts over letters that don't get umlauts, but this is a completely fictional diacritical.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (fuK7c)

209 Ponch and John are gonna be upset.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (IGGKW)

210 198 I may join you on this one, ace. See - there's this cute little skirt I have....
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:09 PM (lwiT4)

- - - - - - - -

And I have these pair of jeans that I like but which have become rather tight and not in a good way.
Posted by: Decaf at May 13, 2019 12:25 PM (PUz4C)

I have jeans that are 15+ years old that I can still put on and have a little extra room in the waist. I'm kinda proud of that.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (NWiLs)

211 Nuck Fabisco!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 13, 2019 12:27 PM (q1Pj5)

212 How often do we highlight gaslight the love of family


Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:21 PM

=================

Pretty often. Maybe always. It's safer that way, because the WokeKids are loud and active on twitter.

Posted by: Corporate America at May 13, 2019 12:27 PM (Z216Q)

213 And coke put an islamic symbol for ramadona bingo
Sigh
================
I thought muzzies objected to ANY images of their "faith". Also, why does Rancida Toolib get a pass on the burka? Wouldn't she be a target for an honor beating at the minimum?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2019 12:27 PM (bWBdM)

214
Meh. I think the whole Mothers Day thing is a scam like Valentine's Day. A day where men feel obligated to spend money on women. On a scale of 0-100, my outraged meter is at about a 7 on this one.

It'sone of the holidays created by the greeting card and candy companies.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 13, 2019 12:27 PM (TAmPV)

215 Chips Ahoy vey, what were they thinking???? Tawdry. A guy wearing thick make-up who looks like he does lots of drugs while getting his ass reamed is not a mother figure.

I used to love these cookies as a kid but either the quality deteriorated or my tastes improved. Probably both.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 13, 2019 12:27 PM (XlYtk)

216 >> I'll join you on this one, Ace.

Gotta get into a bikini in just over a month.


Ace wears a one piece.

Everywhere.

Just, you know, to be safe.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:27 PM (IGGKW)

217 Mother's and Father's Day's are great.
How often do we highlight the love of family.

***

Anybody from a broken as shit family experiences pain or exasperation with these holidays. It's not really a new thing but much more common now. Even so better to keep them as a goad towards something better to aim at then

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 13, 2019 12:28 PM (Tl/uE)

218 202 I'll join you on this one, Ace.

Gotta get into a bikini in just over a month. How long are you shooting for this time?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (d7Ww2)

What a coincidence, so do I!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:28 PM (NWiLs)

219 "I'm a hiring manager, and we can't get qualified people to even apply. We've been ghosted on second interviews "

Works both ways. I've been ghosted by employers plenty of times. I'm not saying I deserved to get every job I've ever applied for, but a simple "thanks but no thanks" would have been nice, vs never hearing back after an interview.

So I have absolutely ZERO sympathy for hiring managers in today's environment.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:28 PM (FiUMj)

220 >>Mother's Day is being actively replaced in the popular culture by International Women's Day.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)

The bishop visited our church yesterday to receive new members, and delivered herself of a gushy Mother's Day "prayer" that concluded:

"We pray this all in the name of God, our great and loving Mother. Amen."

My wife and I are still laughing about it.

Posted by: Caliban at May 13, 2019 12:28 PM (qEujL)

221 Hah!

Rush was just spinning some Dream Syndicate. That's an obscure band for el Rushbo.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:28 PM (IGGKW)

222 I have jeans that are 15+ years old that I can still put on and have a little extra room in the waist. I'm kinda proud of that.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (NWiLs)



*stares* *ponders a good slap*

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:28 PM (lwiT4)

223 Mother's Day is being actively replaced in the popular culture by International Women's Day.

The Left really needs to obliterate what makes women unique - the
ability to bear children - and the nuclear family that includes a mom.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)


1000X this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2019 12:29 PM (9Om/r)

224 pass. I don't want your HIV cookies, nabisco.

Posted by: x at May 13, 2019 12:29 PM (nFwvY)

225 I posted this list in the morning thread...



Nabisco is owned by Mondelez Int'l. A list of their brands:



https://tinyurl.com/yavhjvrq





Had no idea so many brands were under Mondelez.

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2019 12:23 PM (cF8AT)


Mondelez Industries? I'm in!

Posted by: George Costanza at May 13, 2019 12:29 PM (q1Pj5)

226 When the corporations become indistinguishable from the government--and that day is coming

***

Also at the time when governments become indistinguishable from one another.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 13, 2019 12:30 PM (Tl/uE)

227 If you need Mothers Day to "celebrate" family, then you have some bigger issues. I celebrate family every day by taking care of my kids, providing them every opportunity I can, not being a dick to my wife and generally being an all around good person that my kids can look up too.

I don't need to spend $100 on flowers and $150 on dinner out to prove it. Same goes with Fathers Day.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:30 PM (FiUMj)

228 How dare they taint Oreos with something so unwholesome.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK8)

229 223 Mother's Day is being actively replaced in the popular culture by International Women's Day.


Which was only celebrated in Communist countries back in the day. Let that sink in.

We really DO need a non-alcoholic Tailgunner Joe McCarthy for the 21st Century.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 12:30 PM (ujg0T)

230 Sexual Fetish+cookie....no thanks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 13, 2019 12:30 PM (oVJmc)

231 I used to love these cookies as a kid but either the quality deteriorated or my tastes improved. Probably both.
I bought some a couple weeks ago expecting the chocolately goodness I remembered from my youth. Plus they had just the right texture. Not any more!

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:30 PM (DJFLF)

232 Posted by: Caliban at May 13, 2019 12:28 PM (qEujL)

I don't do benedictions with God our Mother in them. I did, however, mention briefly some motherly images of God in the Bible, which are there. No, that doesn't mean that I think God is female, but I think it's o.k. to note them..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2019 12:31 PM (FSPNP)

233 >> I used to love these cookies as a kid but either the quality deteriorated or my tastes improved. Probably both.


They really tuck the chips in there!

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:31 PM (IGGKW)

234 Ace wears a one piece.

Everywhere.

Just, you know, to be safe.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:27 PM (IGGKW)


Preach it!

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford, now enjoying her richly deserved obscurity at May 13, 2019 12:31 PM (623jb)

235 It's a line over the "e". I get annoyed at metal bands that put umlauts over letters that don't get umlauts, but this is a completely fictional diacritical.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (fuK7c)

I saw The Fictional Diacriticals open for Spinal Tap in 1992. They kicked ass!

Posted by: josephistan at May 13, 2019 12:31 PM (7HtZB)

236 220 >>Mother's Day is being actively replaced in the popular culture by International Women's Day.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)

The bishop visited our church yesterday to receive new members, and delivered herself of a gushy Mother's Day "prayer" that concluded:

"We pray this all in the name of God, our great and loving Mother. Amen."

My wife and I are still laughing about it.
Posted by: Caliban at May 13, 2019 12:28 PM (qEujL)

Spotted your problem there.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 12:31 PM (bcbK8)

237 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:30 PM (FiUMj)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2019 12:31 PM (FSPNP)

238 105 EMERGENCY PRAYER REQUEST

Hubby's company is laying off right now.

Please pray he keeps his job.
Posted by: Votermom at May 13, 2019 12:15 PM (EGSGm)

Scary shit. Prayers up.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:18 PM (NWiLs)
*****************
Prayers sent.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2019 12:31 PM (RBOtF)

239 I bought some a couple weeks ago expecting the chocolately goodness I remembered from my youth. Plus they had just the right texture. Not any more!
Posted by: kallisto


Yeah they kinda suck.

Posted by: eleven at May 13, 2019 12:32 PM (NLLmE)

240 And you want to be my cookie salesman.

Posted by: jerry seinfeld at May 13, 2019 12:32 PM (Dh1wo)

241 >>It's still impossible to get a table at a good restaurant on Mother's Day, unless you've booked six weeks in advance, in my area anyway.


Yeah, still a big deal.
For now. The Left plays the long game.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:32 PM (W+vEI)

242 My wife and I are still laughing about it.†

Posted by: Caliban at May 13, 2019 12:28 PM (qEujL)

"She's just kidding, Mr. Lord!"

Posted by: trev006 at May 13, 2019 12:32 PM (OnEJV)

243 >>>Gotta get into a bikini in just over a month. How long are you shooting for this time?

I dunno. I haven't hit the part yet where it becomes totally easy. Even though it's pretty easy, and i"m through the hardest days, I'm still thinking about food a lot, and am looking up low-carb recipes and ordering a ton of stuff from amazon (or pre-ordering it, i'm planning another go at a cauliflower rice paella, which I tried once before but botched).

I don't know if this will be a short one or a long one or a very long one.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:32 PM (PbpT7)

244 I don't need to spend $100 on flowers and $150 on dinner out to prove it. Same goes with Fathers Day.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:30 PM (FiUMj)



I've never known a woman who doesn't like to be thanked. It doesn't take money to do it - just the thoughtfulness to say "I appreciate you."

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:32 PM (lwiT4)

245 Dr. Jill still gets Chips Ahoy. They work best to trick little girls into the van.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2019 12:32 PM (pw+jk)

246 Hottest hotness: Keebler Furries

So you got a Flammenwurfer?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 12:32 PM (Av3cU)

247 240 And you want to be my cookie salesman.
Posted by: jerry seinfeld at May 13, 2019 12:32 PM (Dh1wo)

___

COMEDY GOLD JERRY!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:32 PM (FiUMj)

248 222 I have jeans that are 15+ years old that I can still put on and have a little extra room in the waist. I'm kinda proud of that.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (NWiLs)



*stares* *ponders a good slap*
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:28 PM (lwiT4)

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (NWiLs)

249
Mort Meek = Mort Cuck.

Either way... "mort."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (zBaqJ)

250 I did, however, mention briefly some motherly images of God in the Bible, which are there. No, that doesn't mean that I think God is female, but I think it's o.k. to note them..


God made man in His image. Then he took one look in the mirror and said "oh I can do so much better than this".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (fuK7c)

251 Zing!~

@MADmagazine May 10

Who's Pete Buttigieg? Must be a generational thing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (cXV7n)

252 >>I don't know if this will be a short one or a long one or a very long one.


PRO TIP : It only matters if it is Girthy, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (IGGKW)

253
Bogus!!!

Twitter has caught on to my Muslim tranny troll account, and shadowbanned xer. Dammit. I liked that one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (AzW6q)

254 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2019 12:31 PM (FSPNP)

Of course. I agree. I just don't like it when people make stuff up that isn't in the Bible. She was trying to be cool with her God-is-mother shtick and apparently doesn't realized how passe and corny it is.

Posted by: Caliban at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (qEujL)

255 Thanks Brave Sir Robin
That's encouraging

Posted by: Votermom at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (EGSGm)

256 245 Dr. Jill still gets Chips Ahoy. They work best to trick little girls into the van.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 13, 2019 12:32 PM (pw+jk)


"Pfft. Fake cast."

- - Jame Gumb

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (zBaqJ)

257 Priscilla, Queen of the Desserts

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (oVJmc)

258 I get annoyed at metal bands that put umlauts over letters that don't get umlauts

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (fuK7c)


Me too. I thought I was the only one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (623jb)

259 Re: Drag Moms
Cull the herd please.

Posted by: wth at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (v0R5T)

260 I've never known a woman who doesn't like to be thanked. It doesn't take money to do it - just the thoughtfulness to say "I appreciate you."
Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:32 PM (lwiT4)

___

I get tit. And that's what we did at Casa Lurker yesterday, had a family BBQ, kids made some hand crafter gifts. Mom loved it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (FiUMj)

261 At one time Nabisco meant a good product. They've been bought and sold off piecemeal so many times, their products are in the bag with 40 other brands that Corporate will cheapen the quality of the product until there is nothing left. Then they'll sell it to the next buyer.

That's why "Double Stuff" have less "stuff" in them then the originals did many moons ago

Posted by: Bruce at May 13, 2019 12:34 PM (8ikIW)

262 I don't do benedictions with God our Mother in them.

A female minister on Twitter was asking people for a gender-neutral version of the term "the Lord". Someone slapped her back by suggesting she use God's preferred pronouns. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 13, 2019 12:34 PM (ZGrMX)

263 My inlaws are dems, but slowly have been walking away. I think they voted for trump actually. Yesterday we all went out for dinner for my mother in law, and during the conversations the topic of this gender neutral crap came up. My inlaws asked what that was. I explained to them the whole mess and my father inlaw asks who the hell is behind that? I leaned over and gave him the look. He understood and just shook his head.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2019 12:34 PM (9Om/r)

264 Ace, of you are going to incessantly talk about not eating and whatnot, you should start a cult. Monetize the crazy, man. Give it an eccentric name to appeal to millennials, like "slowing" instead of "fasting" and create a mish-mash of bad dietary advice, feel-good mantras, and expressions of concern for general social well-being. Works for Gwynneth Paltrow. Why should she alone be raking in all that sweet vaginal egg money? It could be the NXIVM of not eating.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 13, 2019 12:34 PM (iys0/)

265 All yer shorn testes are belong to us.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (xqfqx)

266 >>>Ace, of you are going to incessantly talk about not eating and whatnot, you should start a cult. Monetize the crazy, man.

I'm trying to do that but you jerks won't GET IN LINE

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (PbpT7)

267 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:30 PM (FiUMj)

Sorry; Jumpy computer, No; you don't have to do any of that. I got a card and we went out to eat at a fast food taco place. which we often do on any Sunday. There is nothing wrong with celebrating Mother's Day. People in the church lit candles either in memory of their mom or in honor of their mom and talked about what they learned from their mom or appreciated about their mom and they-and I-seemed to appreciate the comments. Then we sang "This little light of theirs. They did let it shine" followed by with "Faith Of Our Mothers" for the closing hymn.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (FSPNP)

268 The bishop visited our church yesterday to receive new members, and delivered herself of a gushy Mother's Day "prayer" that concluded:

"We pray this all in the name of God, our great and loving Mother. Amen."

My wife and I are still laughing about it.
Posted by: Caliban at May 13, 2019 12:28 PM (qEujL)


Time to get up and noisily walk out, methinks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (623jb)

269 250 I did, however, mention briefly some motherly images of God in the Bible, which are there. No, that doesn't mean that I think God is female, but I think it's o.k. to note them..


God made man in His image. Then he took one look in the mirror and said "oh I can do so much better than this".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (fuK7c)

Hopefully God didn't get all Buffalo Bill, looking in that mirror.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (bcbK8)

270
"We pray this all in the name of God, our great and loving Mother. Amen."

My wife and I are still laughing about it.

***

Oh that's nothing to laugh about.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (Tl/uE)

271 If you need Mothers Day to "celebrate" family, then you have some bigger issues. I celebrate family every day by taking care of my kids, providing them every opportunity I can, not being a dick to my wife and generally being an all around good person that my kids can look up too.

I don't need to spend $100 on flowers and $150 on dinner out to prove it. Same goes with Fathers Day.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:30 PM (FiUMj)



there's always one...
... making assumptions

"need"?

I didn't spend $100 on flowers or $150 on dinner. And I didn't need to prove anything... We always tell our parents we love them. We are always doing things for them year round.

But, my mother was grinning from ear to ear this weekend. That is worth it in itself. After six children, she deserves a special day.

Good grief. The negative nillies...
Be happy.



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (vEIlU)

272 "Mother's Day is being actively replaced in the popular culture by International Women's Day."

If International Women's Day is so popular how come I've never heard of it?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (hLRSq)

273 208 It's a line over the "e". I get annoyed at metal bands that put
umlauts over letters that don't get umlauts, but this is a completely
fictional diacritical.

maybe it's latvian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macron_(diacritic)

Posted by: Anachronda at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (sGtp+)

274 >>Spotted your problem there.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 12:31 PM (bcbK

She behaved herself for most of the service (we are an orthodox or "anglican" church). This was after communion. We figured she just couldn't help herself.

Posted by: Caliban at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (qEujL)

275 >>Hottest hotness: Keebler Furries



Heineken's already done it.

An ad where there's a guy who is making a board room presentation and it closes, displaying his laptop wallpaper that is a picture of him in a furry costume.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:36 PM (W+vEI)

276 Pro tip. My dad was a baker. Find a small shop and buy a dozen of your choice in cookies. You will never go to the grocer again for something wrapped in cellophane. This, of course if the local baker is not being sued for refusal to bake and decorate a cake, which the old man would have done with extra added ingredients.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 13, 2019 12:36 PM (GMKBs)

277 Works both ways. I've been ghosted by employers plenty of times. I'm not saying I deserved to get every job I've ever applied for, but a simple "thanks but no thanks" would have been nice, vs never hearing back after an interview.
So I have absolutely ZERO sympathy for hiring managers in today's environment.
===============
I understand, I've had that experience too. FWIW we, as a company, are meticulous about letting all our candidates know that they are not getting an offer, and as quickly as possible. It's just common courtesy, regardless of the UE rate.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2019 12:36 PM (bWBdM)

278 Down down 700.

Trump is finished

- MSM

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:36 PM (FiUMj)

279 I eat Nutter Butters cuz fags hate that shit.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2019 12:36 PM (uhU//)

280 269 250 I did, however, mention briefly some motherly images of God in the Bible, which are there. No, that doesn't mean that I think God is female, but I think it's o.k. to note them..


God made man in His image. Then he took one look in the mirror and said "oh I can do so much better than this".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (fuK7c)

Hopefully God didn't get all Buffalo Bill, looking in that mirror.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (bcbK8

"Verily I wouldst know me. I'd know me so hard."

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

281 When your priestly caste confuses Jehovah with Gaia, time to walk away.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 12:36 PM (Av3cU)

282 Do drag queens make anyone want to eat snacks? I mean, even the small share of people who like drag queens, do they really want to eat with them or have them cook for them?

Posted by: Dave at May 13, 2019 12:36 PM (mXUCw)

283 The Dirk Van de Put CEO is all-in SJW on his Twitter thread. Time to dump Nabisco.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 13, 2019 12:36 PM (Dh1wo)

284 I cut out all the angst for Rev as to what to get me for Mother's Day and ordered myself a Kindle Paperwhite. He was relieved when I showed him what he bought me.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 13, 2019 12:36 PM (lwiT4)

285
if you could figure out where to put the umlauts, "Sexual Fetish Cookie" would be good band name

Posted by: AltonJackson (link in nick for the MiMoMe) at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (ceIDk)

286 I'm trying to do that but you jerks won't GET IN LINE


Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (PbpT7)


We're more of a circular firing squad.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (hLRSq)

287 Drug Moms be like, WTF, yo?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (t6MX/)

288 259 Re: Drag Moms
Cull the herd please.
Posted by: wth at May 13, 2019 12:33 PM (v0R5T)


If we cull the herd of all the degenerates the freeways will be deserted, and traffic congestion will be a thing of the past.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (623jb)

289 Time to get up and noisily walk out, methinks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (623jb)

Wanted to, but we were the ones being received!

Posted by: Caliban at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (qEujL)

290 Slim Jims are the least gay snack.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (1ISKN)

291 >>When your priestly caste confuses Jehovah with Gaia, time to walk away.


I would have made for the door when I saw a Female Bishop.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (IGGKW)

292

I was listening to a Classic Rock station this past week that had a day dedicated to "mums". I had no idea how many songs were written that referred to mom's or mothers.

How many are there these days I wonder.

Of course the classic, Pink Floyd's Mother.

need to eat lunch

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (vEIlU)

293 266
>>>Ace, of you are going to incessantly talk about not eating
and whatnot, you should start a cult. Monetize the crazy, man.



I'm trying to do that but you jerks won't GET IN LINE



Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (PbpT7)

It's tow the line. Sheesh.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (t6MX/)

294 The line over the e is also used in transcribing Chinese language sounds. Diacriticals are used to indicate "Tones," and I'm pretty sure the straight line means a flat even tone.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (PbpT7)

295 It's as easy as the last one, and this
time I won't be taking excessive magnesium and postassium and giving myself diarrhea.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:06 PM (PbpT7)

You are going to forego the opportunity to write a best-selling philosophical novel?

"Diarrhea of the Ewok as a Young Man"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (7njPr)

296 222 I have jeans that are 15+ years old that I can still put on and have a little extra room in the waist. I'm kinda proud of that.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (NWiLs)

You SHOULD be proud of that, Insom.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:38 PM (Ez6QX)

297 I understand, I've had that experience too. FWIW we, as a company, are meticulous about letting all our candidates know that they are not getting an offer, and as quickly as possible. It's just common courtesy, regardless of the UE rate.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 13, 2019 12:36 PM (bWBdM)

It's courtesy, but not that common. I've only had one prospective employer ever get back to me with a "thanks for your interest but we've selected another candidate." The rest just left me twisting and wouldn't return my phone calls or emails. And yes, I did wear pants to the interviews.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

298 Just got an e-mail from the Lorton Workhouse folks. (It was Lorton Prison, but now it's an artist's gallery for talentless hacks). Anyway, they're advertising an upcoming Senior Drum Circle.


I wish I was kidding.

Posted by: pep at May 13, 2019 12:38 PM (wW03z)

299 266 >>>Ace, of you are going to incessantly talk about not eating and whatnot, you should start a cult. Monetize the crazy, man.

I'm trying to do that but you jerks won't GET IN LINE
Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (PbpT7)

Ace brand meditation mats. Ace brand bone broth (Break your fast with the Ewok!). Ace brand vitamins. Brainstorm with me!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 12:38 PM (RD7QR)

300 Good luck with that Ace.

The Horde is like herding cats.

Nyah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 12:38 PM (Av3cU)

301 Ace brand 'all natural water'

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 12:39 PM (Av3cU)

302 Only a matter of time before the Keebler elves come out in drag. The Left destroys everything.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 13, 2019 12:39 PM (RBOtF)

303 Herding cats is actually easy. You just need a laser pointer.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 13, 2019 12:39 PM (1ISKN)

304 Prayers up votermom

Posted by: Moki at May 13, 2019 12:39 PM (mFoNl)

305 I would have made for the door when I saw a Female Bishop.
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (IGGKW)

---------

One of my favorite sayings from the old man is "useless as tits on a bishop."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2019 12:39 PM (AzW6q)

306 When your priestly caste confuses Jehovah with Gaia, time to walk away.

***

Or summon a troop of Scots with pikes

Posted by: Total Control Racist at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (Tl/uE)

307 The Ace Cleanse: raw water fortified with magnesium and potassium.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (NWiLs)

308 What if you gave a sex strike and nobody noticed? From the Bee:

Star Wars Fans Implement Sex Strike Until Disney Disavows 'The Last Jedi'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (+y/Ru)

309 296
222 I have jeans that are 15+ years old that I can still put on and have
a little extra room in the waist. I'm kinda proud of that.



Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (NWiLs)



You SHOULD be proud of that, Insom.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:38 PM (Ez6QX)

But would it kill you to wash us once in a while?

Posted by: Insom Jeans at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (t6MX/)

310 Laser pointer + Horde...

"Sniper!" yelleth the Horde.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (Av3cU)

311 Well, not so much pants as chaps.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (Dh1wo)

312 AceofSpadesHQ Brand Hobo Skin Bandages

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (IGGKW)

313 I recall that Shaft was a bad mother _____

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (YslsA)

314

Was it Mondelez who turned Ritz crackers into tasteless wafers which crumble in your hands?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (aKsyK)

315 It's tow TOE the line.

Boxing expression.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (623jb)

316 they're advertising an upcoming Senior Drum Circle.



Old drums can't be beat!......The heads will break.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (e1q4h)

317 >>If International Women's Day is so popular how come I've never heard of it?



You're not looking at the Left's social media?
Just a trend I've noticed, not saying they've been successful. It's a UN holiday, just like Hijab Day or whatever the f#ck they call it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (W+vEI)

318 278 Down down 700.

Trump is finished

- MSM



That's certainly Xi Jinping's goal. I suspect this is his last gasp before throwing in the towel. If not, well, we can sustain a trade war a lot longer than they can, provided the political pressure is managed, and Trump stays strong, which he will.

Posted by: pep at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (wW03z)

319 "Diarrhea of the Ewok as a Young Man"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (7njPr)
---------

I wish I hadn't been eating when I saw that.

Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (aXucN)

320 Only a matter of time before the Keebler elves come out in drag
with those little suspender shorts, they're already a little kind of - you know...shady.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:41 PM (DJFLF)

321 Ace, of you are going to incessantly talk about not eating and whatnot, you should start a cult. Monetize the crazy, man.


I'm trying to do that but you jerks won't GET IN LINE
--

Yeah, the food pron in the threads doesn't help.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 13, 2019 12:41 PM (sktRI)

322 I was listening to a Classic Rock station this past week that had a day dedicated to "mums". I had no idea how many songs were written that referred to mom's or mothers.

How many are there these days I wonder.

Of course the classic, Pink Floyd's Mother.

need to eat lunch
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (vEIlU)



Given the high number of "British Invasion" bands, "mums" actually makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 12:41 PM (ujg0T)

323 Ace brand 'all natural water'
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 13, 2019 12:39 PM (Av3cU)

---------

If rapid weight loss is a must for YOU, the clear (if somewhat murky) choice is Ace Brand Raw Water.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2019 12:41 PM (AzW6q)

324 Nabisco is owned by Mondelez Int'l. A list of their brands:



https://tinyurl.com/yavhjvrq




Had no idea so many brands were under Mondelez.

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2019 12:23

*
*
. . .
My gosh -- Ritz, Oreos, Toblerone and Cadbury, Halls and Honey Maid . . . Got to rethink some of my buying decisions here.

Oh. Wait. I usually buy the store brand versions of those things. Which, considering how things are going today, are probably made in China.

Ace, maybe it's time I joined you with this fast stuff!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2019 12:41 PM (elsTe)

325
But would it kill you to wash us once in a while?
Posted by: Insom Jeans at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (t6MX/)

And have to repeat the breaking in process all over again? No thanks.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:41 PM (NWiLs)

326 Ace, you should issue 'MealFast Meal Packs' for fasters on the go!


100% Organic, no preservatives, all free trade!


Every meal is an empty box.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 13, 2019 12:41 PM (oVJmc)

327 "Chips Ahoy; Garbage Cookies for Garbage People."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 13, 2019 12:41 PM (O7MnT)

328 I'm stuck on Hobos because Hobos stuck on me!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 13, 2019 12:41 PM (Dh1wo)

329 Pep, my son played some baseball at Lorton. It is the biggest baseball field in America.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 13, 2019 12:41 PM (uhU//)

330 maybe it's latvian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macron_(diacritic)

Posted by: Anachronda at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (sGtp+)



Hmm. That's interesting. The html table I use (https://www.ascii.cl/htmlcodes.htm) doesn't have that, but then it doesn't have the ability to show long and short vowels either.

*scratches linguist balls*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:41 PM (fuK7c)

331 Ace brand meditation mats. Ace brand bone broth (Break your fast with the Ewok!). Ace brand vitamins. Brainstorm with me!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 12:38 PM (RD7QR)


Ace brand diet meals. Cost of goods: zero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (623jb)

332 Down down 700.

Trump is finished

- MSM
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:36 PM (FiUMj)

It's his market when it goes down, Obama's when it goes up

Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (NFEMn)

333 308

https://babylonbee.com/news/alyssa-milano-launches-line-of-purity-rings

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (JFO2v)

334 Anal sex is totally fabulous! Let us corrupt your children!

Posted by: Drag moms at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (eAZVt)

335 Are you there, Thanos? It's me, josephistan.

Posted by: josephistan at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (7HtZB)

336
It's tow the line. Sheesh.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (t6MX/)


Toe the line.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (pNxlR)

337 >>Of course the classic, Pink Floyd's Mother.


Danzig's MOTHER kills all.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (IGGKW)

338 IHOP on Sunday received scathing backlash for tweeting a sonogram image of a stack of pancakes inside a womb in honor of Mother's Day.

In what appeared to be a harmless tweet, IHOP wrote "If you have pancakes in your tum tum, does that you a pancake mum mum? Happy Mother's Day to ALL the moms out there!"

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (QkjLD)

339 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at May 13, 2019 12:30 PM (FiUMj)


I actually sometimes feel that way about some of our male Bishops.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (FSPNP)

340 Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:38 PM (Ez6QX)


It was good meeting you and the Mr.


And thumbs up to Insom.


Wink, wink.

Wink, wink.

Nudge, nudge.

Say no more. Say no more.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (t6MX/)

341 That's a MAN Baby!!

Posted by: Austin Powers at May 13, 2019 12:43 PM (pw+jk)

342 Didn't Nabisco sell out to PETA a few months ago too?

They really seem to have slipped as of late.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 13, 2019 12:43 PM (FKWJm)

343 'm trying to do that but you jerks won't GET IN LINE


Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (PbpT7)


We're more of a circular firing squad.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

And I'm not even getting out of the car until the line starts moving

Posted by: Bruce at May 13, 2019 12:43 PM (8ikIW)

344 339-Whoops that was supposed to be reply to garrett.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2019 12:43 PM (FSPNP)

345 >> Ace, you should issue 'MealFast Meal Packs' for fasters on the go!
>100% Organic, no preservatives, all free trade!


So. MealFast is a subsidiary of Dick in a Box?

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:43 PM (IGGKW)

346 336


It's tow the line. Sheesh.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (t6MX/)



Toe the line.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (pNxlR)

What you do with your line is your business.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 13, 2019 12:43 PM (t6MX/)

347
tow TOE the line.
Boxing expression.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2019 12:40 PM (623jb)


Naval

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 13, 2019 12:43 PM (TAmPV)

348 278 Down down 700.

Trump is finished

- MSM


Down to 25,000, i.e., 7000 points above where it was when the Magic Negro left public housing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2019 12:44 PM (623jb)

349 Fuck all these companies, I am going to become a veg gie because them all my food will only be touched by Americans...ooops? Well ok, maybe a water diet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 13, 2019 12:44 PM (FwN37)

350 The U.S. Supreme Court has declined to hear a dispute over a coat that belonged to civil rights pioneer Rosa Parks.

The court rejected an appeal Monday. A lawyer for the trustee of Parks' estate says relatives reneged on a deal to turn over a wool coat that Parks wore when she was arrested on a Montgomery, Alabama, bus in 1955. But a niece insists she doesn't have the coat.

Steven Cohen turned to the Supreme Court after exhausting appeals in Michigan courts. Despite the loss, he predicts the "controversy will continue."

In 2014, the foundation of philanthropist Howard Buffett purchased hundreds of Parks' personal belongings for $4.5 million, without the coat. Cohen says Buffett subsequently donated them to the Library of Congress.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2019 12:44 PM (QkjLD)

351 So there really is Cookie Monster.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 12:44 PM (+y/Ru)

352 Listen Insomniac, don't go thinking you're all that because you can wear your jeans from 15 years ago. I can still wear my jeans from 18 years ago.

Don't ask how old my youngest child is, please,

Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 12:44 PM (aXucN)

353 I think the latest term for children is "crotch fruit"

I don't know what to think on that

On one hand, it's perfect for mother's who vote Democrat.
As in, "just cause you squeezed out some rotten crotch fruit doesn't give you absolute moral authority."

On the other, pretty insulting

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 13, 2019 12:45 PM (k81AA)

354 Prosecutors in Sweden reopened a rape case against WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange, a month after he was forcibly removed from the Ecuadorian Embassy in London and after a U.S. extradition request over computer hacking charges.

The decision complicates U.S. efforts to try Assange for leaking classified documents.

A sexual assault investigation into Assange was dropped two years ago because prosecutors were not able to continue their case while he was holed up in the embassy. It was reopened Monday at the request of one of the alleged victims.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2019 12:45 PM (QkjLD)

355
My furry donkey buddies love Chips Ahoy. The front half anyway. The donkey front half, not the cookie front half. The donkey back halves like other treats.

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at May 13, 2019 12:45 PM (UFLLM)

356 >>A lawyer for the trustee of Parks' estate says relatives reneged on a deal to turn over a wool coat that Parks wore when she was arrested on a Montgomery, Alabama, bus in 1955 as part of a planned publicity stunt.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:45 PM (IGGKW)

357 Naval
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 13, 2019 12:43 PM (TAmPV)


I'm pretty sure it's an 19th century boxing expression. To "toe the line" in the middle of the ring meant to come out for the next round, i.e., to show up.

Which in the way the expression used makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2019 12:45 PM (623jb)

358 It was good meeting you and the Mr.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (t6MX/)

You too Flounder! It was a lot of fun (aside from Mark trying to burn the place down ).

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:46 PM (Ez6QX)

359 352 Listen Insomniac, don't go thinking you're all that because you can wear your jeans from 15 years ago. I can still wear my jeans from 18 years ago.

Don't ask how old my youngest child is, please,
Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 12:44 PM (aXucN)

OK. How old is your oldest child?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:46 PM (NWiLs)

360 On the other, pretty insulting
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 13, 2019 12:45 PM (k81AA)
--------

It's horrible.

Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 12:46 PM (aXucN)

361 It's tow the line. Sheesh.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 13, 2019 12:37 PM (t6MX/)



Toe the line.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (pNxlR)

What you do with your line is your business.

-
Snort the line?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 12:46 PM (+y/Ru)

362 You can boycott Chips Ahoy all you want but just one mega consumer, like me, will make them the most popular.

Posted by: Brian Stetler at May 13, 2019 12:46 PM (pw+jk)

363 I eat de cookies to hide pain

Posted by: Cookie Monster at May 13, 2019 12:46 PM (Tl/uE)

364 I am so tired of this weird Maoist phase, concentrating as it doe on legitimizing really strange behaviors

Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns at May 13, 2019 12:47 PM (Z216Q)

365 340 Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:38 PM (Ez6QX)


It was good meeting you and the Mr.


And thumbs up to Insom.


Wink, wink.

Wink, wink.

Nudge, nudge.

Say no more. Say no more.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (t6MX/)

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:47 PM (NWiLs)

366 OK. How old is your oldest child?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:46 PM (NWiLs)
-------

I asked you not to ask me that!

Okay, he's 18. And I'm talking about maternity jeans. So sue me.

Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 12:47 PM (aXucN)

367 I'm trying to do that but you jerks won't GET IN LINE


Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:35 PM (PbpT7)

We're deplorables...we line up for no one.

Posted by: Tami at May 13, 2019 12:47 PM (cF8AT)

368 Slim Jims are the least gay snack.

A meat tube is the least gay?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 13, 2019 12:47 PM (0bu2O)

369 Of all the dipshit limey phrases that fill me with a cold, dark, all consuming rage against those periodontal nightmares, "mum" and "across the pond" are the worst.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 13, 2019 12:47 PM (y7DUB)

370 God made man in His image. Then he took one look in the mirror and said "oh I can do so much better than this".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019

*
*
. . .
I've always thought God made the opossum and said the same thing -- so Build 2.0 was the cat.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2019 12:47 PM (elsTe)

371 If you really want to get depressed, go to twitter and see the counter posts by leftist trolls who think this is just great. We really are circling the drain culturally.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 12:47 PM (ujg0T)

372 A surprise snowstorm made things pretty chilly at the spring commencement ceremony for the University of Colorado Boulder on Thursday. Some grads even accessorized their caps and gowns with ski goggles, snow boots and onesies.

Colorado is no stranger to snow, and white fluff in May isn't unheard of.

With 20,000 people there to celebrate the graduation, it made for an epic snowball fight.

Even though the bad weather forced officials to cut the ceremony short, it was a "snow-mencement" to remember.

Posted by: SMOD at May 13, 2019 12:48 PM (QkjLD)

373
Can we just stop pretending and accede to the Chinese's demands?

I'm talking about delicious and nutritious melamine in all food products. Melamine wafers, melamine pizza and so on.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 13, 2019 12:48 PM (pNxlR)

374

OT

I really hope someone records those training sessions the Democrats are holding for their members.

The ones to train them to handle interviews on Fox.

It will be comedy gold.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:48 PM (vEIlU)

375 311
Well, not so much pants as chaps.

ah. leg vests.

Posted by: Rex Dangervest at May 13, 2019 12:48 PM (sGtp+)

376 366 OK. How old is your oldest child?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:46 PM (NWiLs)
-------

I asked you not to ask me that!

Okay, he's 18. And I'm talking about maternity jeans. So sue me.
Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 12:47 PM (aXucN)

Hmmm. Fraud by concealment of material fact.

*starts drafting up civil complaint*

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs)

377 Show off your fasting ass with the ace brand Assless Chaps

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at May 13, 2019 12:48 PM (flINI)

378 I've always thought God made the opossum and said the same thing -- so Build 2.0 was the cat.


No. Cats are clearly something Satan came up with on God's day off.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:49 PM (fuK7c)

379 It's tow TOE the line.



Boxing expression.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
No. It's a fishing expression.
For when you lay on the pier with the line tied to your toe, while eating Chips Ahoy!.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 13, 2019 12:49 PM (88+cf)

380 Slim Jims are the least gay snack.

A meat tube is the least gay?


Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 13, 2019 12:47 PM (0bu2O)


Lol. I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 13, 2019 12:49 PM (9Om/r)

381 "A meat tube is the least gay?"

Depends on how you eat it

Posted by: G marks the spot at May 13, 2019 12:49 PM (icPtZ)

382 We threw out every single product we had made by Nabisco over the weekend. This was really the last insult. It's not like you can't replace any of their stuff. Plus, read the label. A lot of their products aren't even made in the U.S. anymore. Many are Made in Mexico. Enjoy that cookie, Ole!

Posted by: Marcus T at May 13, 2019 12:49 PM (VpIIl)

383
When these big corporations were built by smart, hard-working men they didn't have the faintest idea that their future HR departments would make these companies repulsive laughing-stocks.

Decades ago, Personnel was run by hard-bitten guys from the shop floor who analyzed patterns of Friday-Monday absences. Now it's HR and run by silly woke bits of fluff with "soft" degrees terrorizing productive employees with Diversity and Inclusion struggle sessions.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2019 12:49 PM (BWL+E)

384 Hmmm. Fraud by concealment of material fact.

*starts drafting up civil complaint*
Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:48 PM (NWiLs)
-------

Ojection. There's no way I can conceal him. He's at least 6 feet tall and still growing.

Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 12:49 PM (aXucN)

385 >>I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking that.


You were not.

But I had already shot my Girthy Joke for the thread.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:50 PM (IGGKW)

386 381 "A meat tube is the least gay?"

Depends on how you eat it
Posted by: G marks the spot at May 13, 2019 12:49 PM (icPtZ)

Don't make any eye contact and you're good.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:50 PM (NWiLs)

387 It's as easy as the last one, and this
time I won't be taking excessive magnesium and postassium and giving myself diarrhea.

Posted by: ace

so, no on the pickle juice this time?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2019 12:50 PM (d7Ww2)

388 Here's Perino's response to the training

Dana Perino's six tips for successful Fox News interviews... for Democrats

https://tinyurl.com/yy9lbwdq

They know they need Fox now.

Please, someone, record it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 13, 2019 12:50 PM (vEIlU)

389 Ojection. There's no way I can conceal him. He's at least 6 feet tall and still growing.
Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 12:49 PM (aXucN)

Save it for the judge, lady!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:50 PM (NWiLs)

390 381
"A meat tube is the least gay?"


Depends on how you eat it

Like corn on the cob or you're a fag...

Posted by: Shemp Smith at May 13, 2019 12:50 PM (UFLLM)

391
pretty sure it's an 19th century boxing expression. To "toe the line" in the middle of the ring meant to come out for the next round, i.e., to show up.

I go with British sailors lining up for inspection along the seam of the wood planking on the deck.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 13, 2019 12:51 PM (TAmPV)

392 Ad what I thought was very sweet was that at the service for Mother's Day, one woman spoke of her mother and then said "I'd like to also give thanks for my Mother-in- Law" Then another woman got up and said, "I'm feeing guilty that I didn't say anything about my MIL who was a wonderful woman" and then about four other people did. I said considering how many people have negative things to say about their MIL. I think this is great.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2019 12:51 PM (FSPNP)

393 I am so tired of this weird Maoist phase, concentrating as it doe on legitimizing really strange behaviors

-
Which?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 12:51 PM (+y/Ru)

394 387 It's as easy as the last one, and this
time I won't be taking excessive magnesium and postassium and giving myself diarrhea.

Posted by: ace

so, no on the pickle juice this time?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 13, 2019 12:50 PM (d7Ww2)

THAT'S what I forgot! Ace brand pickle juice--the double entendres in the ads write themselves!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 12:52 PM (RD7QR)

395 Nabisco was in better hands when RJR owned them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 12:52 PM (bcbK8)

396 I buy generic cookies. I have no idea who makes them. What generic brands does Nabisco own?

Posted by: John FitzJelly Donut at May 13, 2019 12:52 PM (vqIkG)

397

Captain Queeg steamed over the tow line.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2019 12:52 PM (aKsyK)

398 "Don't make any eye contact and you're good."

And never ever lick it!

Posted by: G marks the spot at May 13, 2019 12:52 PM (icPtZ)

399 Decades ago, Personnel was run by hard-bitten guys from the shop floor who analyzed patterns of Friday-Monday absences. Now it's HR and run by silly woke bits of fluff with "soft" degrees terrorizing productive employees with Diversity and Inclusion struggle sessions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

The ones that I had to deal with all thought they were psychologists too. They read the latest feel good best seller and were now experts

Posted by: Bruce at May 13, 2019 12:53 PM (8ikIW)

400 "Tow the line" sounds like the scene in Caine Mutiny where Queeg steams over the line by which they're towing the targets -- the tow line. "Obey instructions" = "toe the line."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2019 12:53 PM (elsTe)

401 Nabisco has been dead to me since they moved Oreos production to Mexico.. laying off hundreds at their Chicago plant..

What's next? A gay Tony the Tiger from Kellogs???

Instead of "They're GREAT!!!" he can do a swishy, lispy "Fabulous!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 13, 2019 12:53 PM (so+oy)

402 69 49 i'm not offended, but... why are moms being reduced and forced to share the spotlight on a day set aside to honor them, to make room for non-moms?
Posted by: ace


I have to agree with you. Listen, my heart goes out to those who can not be mothers and want to, but I really felt like this year was especially bad with moms having to apologize for being a mom.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at May 13, 2019 12:53 PM (xU7mE)

403 I buy generic cookies. I have no idea who makes them.


This is known in the trade as "self-Kabooming".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:53 PM (fuK7c)

404 What's next? A gay Tony the Tiger from Kellogs???

Instead of "They're GREAT!!!" he can do a swishy, lispy "Fabulous!"
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 13, 2019 12:53 PM (so+oy)

Oh lord, don't go giving them any ideas!

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:54 PM (Ez6QX)

405 I am so tired of this weird Maoist phase, concentrating as it doe on legitimizing really strange behaviors

-
Which?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


The one in which the headline was made possible.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2019 12:54 PM (cXV7n)

406
I can still get in my 16 year old cabin boy's panties!

Posted by: Bwanie Fwanker at May 13, 2019 12:54 PM (UFLLM)

407 404 What's next? A gay Tony the Tiger from Kellogs???

Instead of "They're GREAT!!!" he can do a swishy, lispy "Fabulous!"
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 13, 2019 12:53 PM (so+oy)

Oh lord, don't go giving them any ideas!
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:54 PM (Ez6QX)

He'th tho FIERTHE!

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:54 PM (NWiLs)

408 Nabisco was in better hands when RJR owned them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Yeah. That was when my company was part of the group too

Posted by: Bruce at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (8ikIW)

409 If you really want to get depressed, go to twitter
and see the counter posts by leftist trolls who think this is just
great. We really are circling the drain culturally.


Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 12:47 PM (ujg0T)

"Circling" is so 90's. We're in the sewer main now.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (hFbrr)

410 358 It was good meeting you and the Mr.


Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 13, 2019 12:42 PM (t6MX/)

You too Flounder! It was a lot of fun (aside from Mark trying to burn the place down ).
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:46 PM (Ez6QX)

Hot coals + Season wood = fire

Write it down, kids. Learn from me.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (bcbK8)

411 Here's Perino's response to the training

Dana Perino's six tips for successful Fox News interviews... for Democrats

https://tinyurl.com/yy9lbwdq

They know they need Fox now.

Please, someone, record it.

-
Bill Maher: Trump And Fox News Are "The Axis Of Evil In The World Now"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)

412 395 Nabisco was in better hands when RJR owned them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 12:52 PM (bcbK



I am surprised they didn't keep Nabisco. I thought the whole point was to diversify as smoking became less popular. Unless they are all into vaping products now? (And the hysteria about vaping makes the overblown hysteria about smoking look rational in comparison).

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (ujg0T)

413 Thank the gods for Keebler.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER


They're ELVES!!! Egad!

Really, what next? This is so stupid and such a blockhead thing to do. Who are they trying to reach or amuse?

Apparently, not me.

I guess I will eat the LAST BAG of Chips Ahoy I have purchased, but will look for something else next time at the supermarket. Really, what a bunch of offensive maroons. And nobody at this stupid company will have the common decency to walk it back.

Get woke, go broke.

Buh-bye!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (vcOmj)

414 wikipedia says toe the line means to toe the actual starting line in a foot-race -- meaning, then, to observe the rules strictly.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toe_the_line

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (PbpT7)

415 I don't know why, but I just watched that Nabisco drag queen ad. Oh my goodness. It's awful. I don't know who they think they're appealing to, but I can't see that appealing to anyone except another drag queen. There can't be THAT many of those.

Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (aXucN)

416 Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:49 PM (fuK7c)

maybe just your cat is, who sounds like a grumpy guy or gal. Get him a friend. He'll; eventually leave you along and hiss at the other cat

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (FSPNP)

417 Headed to the store for a box of 45. Mark Andrew Edwards has triggered me again. Curse you.


Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (hKi6n)

418 "go over the line" is therefore the literal and metaphorical opposite of "toe the line"

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:56 PM (PbpT7)

419 "Line in the sand" is one that always bugs me. In the phrase's origin (Laenas confronting Antiochus) it was a circle in the sand, and somewhere along the way it became a line.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2019 12:56 PM (AzW6q)

420 Now it's HR and run by silly woke bits of fluff with "soft" degrees terrorizing productive employees with Diversity and Inclusion struggle sessions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2019 12:49 PM (BWL+E)


HR is a cancer. Our HR critters have started including their pronouns in their email signatures, which means the rest of us are next.

I'm considering using my email signature to make a statement defending common sense.

Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2019 12:56 PM (4HMW8)

421 417 Headed to the store for a box of 45. Mark Andrew Edwards has triggered me again. Curse you.


Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (hKi6n)

Triggered? He merely encouraged.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:56 PM (NWiLs)

422 >> wikipedia says toe the line means to toe the actual starting line in a foot-race -- meaning, then, to observe the rules strictly.



'MARK IT ZERO!'

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:56 PM (IGGKW)

423 Bozo Conservative, you have a wife now. I bet she would bake you some chocolate chip cookies if you asked politely.

Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 12:56 PM (aXucN)

424 If you turn your head back, you'll turn into a pillar of partially hydrogenated soybean oil

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2019 12:57 PM (AURKQ)

425 but I really felt like this year was especially bad with moms having to apologize for being a mom.

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne, lurking since 2007 at May 13, 2019 12:53 PM (xU7mE)

This has been going on since at least the 1980s. I have friends with large broods, aka more than 2.8 children - and they caught flak from other moms for breeding too many kids - this coming from lunch moms in a Catholic parish.
And from what I understand, "too many kid" shaming still goes on in Catholic environments.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 12:57 PM (DJFLF)

426 a box of 45

What is A Box? This phrase appears to be English, but makes no sense...

Posted by: Beans and Bullets at May 13, 2019 12:57 PM (UFLLM)

427 wikipedia says toe the line means to toe the actual starting line in a foot-race -- meaning, then, to observe the rules strictly.


Oh good. I always thought that was what it meant, but I allowed as to how that could be Head Canon because I ran track and I made it up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:57 PM (fuK7c)

428 Just like women's sports, Mothers Day is now co-ed.

Posted by: jsg at May 13, 2019 12:57 PM (Yu5u0)

429 'MARK IT ZERO!'
Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:56 PM (IGGKW)

You're not wrong, garrett, you're just an asshole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 13, 2019 12:57 PM (AURKQ)

430 I am surprised they didn't keep Nabisco. I thought the whole point was to diversify as smoking became less popular. Unless they are all into vaping products now? (And the hysteria about vaping makes the overblown hysteria about smoking look rational in comparison).
Posted by: Curmudgeon

Back then companies were part of takeovers. RJR-Nabisco was taken over by KKR.
KKR then started selling off the brands

Posted by: Bruce at May 13, 2019 12:57 PM (8ikIW)

431 419 "Line in the sand" is one that always bugs me. In the phrase's origin (Laenas confronting Antiochus) it was a circle in the sand, and somewhere along the way it became a line.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2019 12:56 PM (AzW6q)

A circle is just a line curved back on itself in a 360 degree arc.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 13, 2019 12:57 PM (NWiLs)

432 I smell a rat. A special kind of rat.
Mondelez was already being boycotted, for the last couple of years, because they bought up some bankrupt US brands, closed the US plants, and moved production to May-hee-co. A lot of folks were pissed, but your typical union activists more than anyone else.

Comes now this one video, not on the Superbowl or nothin, just floating out there in space. And a smart-assed, kind of fey, f-a-g-g-y personality on the Twitter, and it looks like nowhere else?

Yeah. This could well be a fake. I'm giving it 48 hours.
I don't eat those cookies anyway. It's hard for me to do boycotts, anymore.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 13, 2019 12:58 PM (8ZmvG)

433 @TheBabylonBee 13m

Alyssa Milano Launches Line Of Purity Rings

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 13, 2019 12:58 PM (cXV7n)

434 420 Now it's HR and run by silly woke bits of fluff with "soft" degrees terrorizing productive employees with Diversity and Inclusion struggle sessions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2019 12:49 PM (BWL+E)

HR is a cancer. Our HR critters have started including their pronouns in their email signatures, which means the rest of us are next.

I'm considering using my email signature to make a statement defending common sense.
Posted by: Emmie at May 13, 2019 12:56 PM (4HMW

Naw, just embrace the suck and demand that your pronouns be Her Imperial Highness and She Who Must Be Obeyed. Force them to obey their own rules.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 12:58 PM (RD7QR)

435 >> "Line in the sand" is one that always bugs me. In the phrase's origin (Laenas confronting Antiochus) it was a circle in the sand, and somewhere along the way it became a line


Belinda Carlisle wrote a song about that!

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 12:59 PM (IGGKW)

436 We had to throw out Nabisco products in 2008, when youngest daughter was diagnosed with Celiac Disease. I used to love their Butter Cookies.

Oh, well.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 13, 2019 12:59 PM (uDcBt)

437 "Line in the sand" is one that always bugs me. In the phrase's origin (Laenas confronting Antiochus) it was a circle in the sand, and somewhere along the way it became a line.


Circle makes no sense in the way we use "line in the sand". Line in the sand means I make a line with my toes and if you step over it I'll punch you.

What were Laenas and Antioches going on about with a circle?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:59 PM (fuK7c)

438 Walmart sells a roll of cookie dough for $2.

You cut off 3-6 slices and ten minutes later, you have hot, fresh chocolate chip cookies.
About 15 cookies per roll

Why are you buying cooked cookies?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at May 13, 2019 12:59 PM (k81AA)

439
And from what I understand, "too many kid" shaming still goes on in Catholic environments.

Posted by: kallisto


I attend a Fraternal Society of St. Peter parish. Families with four, five and six kids are not unusual at all. God love 'em all.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2019 12:59 PM (BWL+E)

440 The Chips Ahoy account has a blue checkmark which means Twitter has verified the identity of the account-holder.

Posted by: ace at May 13, 2019 12:59 PM (PbpT7)

441 423 Bozo Conservative, you have a wife now. I bet she would bake you some chocolate chip cookies if you asked politely.
Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 12:56 PM (aXucN)

Maybe even some of those caramel ones from the Morning Rant.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:59 PM (Ez6QX)

442 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 12:58 PM (RD7QR)
My preferred pronoun is: "Dead Ringer for Monica Bellucci"

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 01:00 PM (DJFLF)

443 >>Walmart sells a roll of cookie dough for $2.


Just bake some fucking cookies, people.

It's not that hard.

Posted by: garrett at May 13, 2019 01:00 PM (IGGKW)

444 Nood.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 13, 2019 01:00 PM (elsTe)

445 412 395 Nabisco was in better hands when RJR owned them.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 12:52 PM (bcbK


I am surprised they didn't keep Nabisco. I thought the whole point was to diversify as smoking became less popular. Unless they are all into vaping products now? (And the hysteria about vaping makes the overblown hysteria about smoking look rational in comparison).
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (ujg0T)

I think that was one of the points of the movie 'Barbarians at the Gates', was the RJR had money making MACHINES in Nabisco and tobacco and they still managed to fuck up the show.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 13, 2019 01:00 PM (bcbK8)

446 432 I smell a rat. A special kind of rat.
Mondelez was already being boycotted, for the last couple of years, because they bought up some bankrupt US brands, closed the US plants, and moved production to May-hee-co. A lot of folks were pissed, but your typical union activists more than anyone else.

Comes now this one video, not on the Superbowl or nothin, just floating out there in space. And a smart-assed, kind of fey, f-a-g-g-y personality on the Twitter, and it looks like nowhere else?

Yeah. This could well be a fake. I'm giving it 48 hours.
I don't eat those cookies anyway. It's hard for me to do boycotts, anymore.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 13, 2019 12:58 PM (8ZmvG)



You know, Trump WON by appealing to this (chiefly but by no means solely) White working class.

And when the WSJ wants open borders just so it can have cheaper gardeners and maids, maybe it is time to rethink hyper-capitalism?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 01:00 PM (ujg0T)

447 Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 12:55 PM (aXucN)

How are these pathetic caricatures of femininity any different than blackface?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 13, 2019 01:00 PM (uquGJ)

448 Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 12:59 PM (Ez6QX)
-----------

Jordan, you won one of Muad'dib's cool mugs? Lucky you! Do you remember who won the cookbooks by any chance?

Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 01:01 PM (aXucN)

449
What's next? A gay Tony the Tiger from Kellogs???

Instead of "They're GREAT!!!" he can do a swishy, lispy "Fabulous!"
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


Exit stage left, even!

Posted by: Snagglepuss at May 13, 2019 01:01 PM (aKsyK)

450 442 Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 12:58 PM (RD7QR)
My preferred pronoun is: "Dead Ringer for Monica Bellucci"
Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 01:00 PM (DJFLF)

How are YOU doin'?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

451 Dow is breaking below some critical technical support levels.

China playing hardball; says that in addition to their retaliatory tariffs, they may also sell "some Treasuries".

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 13, 2019 01:01 PM (DwzBO)

452 I attend a Fraternal Society of St. Peter parish.
Families with four, five and six kids are not unusual at all. God love
'em all.





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 13, 2019 12:59 PM (BWL+E)

Yes, the big families are out and proud at Mass. What I'm getting is the gossip that goes on behind the scenes with the Lunch moms, you know - mean girl world.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 01:01 PM (DJFLF)

453 I saw a "Mother's Day" poem/thing for PET moms.

I do understand that some people had abusive witches for mothers. I understand that some people were lucky enough to have great adoptive or step mothers.

I do understand that *some people are not mothers* and that's okay. If you wanted to be but it didn't happen, that sucks. If you never wanted to then that other people are shouldn't bother you.

BUT HAVING A PET IS NOT MAKING YOU A MOTHER.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at May 13, 2019 01:01 PM (BD/yx)

454 Circle makes no sense in the way we use "line in the sand". Line in the sand means I make a line with my toes and if you step over it I'll punch you.

What were Laenas and Antioches going on about with a circle?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:59 PM (fuK7c)

------

The Roman Senate wanted Antiochus out of Egypt. They sent the consul (Laenas) to get it done.

When they treated, Laenas drew a circle in the sand around Antiochus before he read the Senate's demands, and then demanded a commitment to withdraw. The implication being that if Antiochus left the circle without committing to the immediate withdrawal, it would mean instant war, and likely his death on that spot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 13, 2019 01:01 PM (AzW6q)

455 How are these pathetic caricatures of femininity any different than blackface?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 13, 2019 01:00 PM (uquGJ)
-------

They're not. Excellent point.

Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 01:02 PM (aXucN)

456 Jordan, you won one of Muad'dib's cool mugs? Lucky you! Do you remember who won the cookbooks by any chance?
Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 01:01 PM (aXucN)

Yes, I was SOOO excited! I know one of the cookbooks went to a lurker, I'm not sure about the other one.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 01:02 PM (Ez6QX)

457 A meat tube is the least gay? Posted by: Blanco Basura


Come on, man. Read the damn label.
Slim Jims are pickled liver.
Nothing is more manly than a pickled liver.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 13, 2019 01:02 PM (8ZmvG)

458 391


pretty sure it's an 19th century boxing expression. To "toe the
line" in the middle of the ring meant to come out for the next round,
i.e., to show up.



I go with British sailors lining up for inspection along the seam of the wood planking on the deck.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 13, 2019 12:51 PM (TAmPV)

Look at you guys just making shit up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 13, 2019 01:04 PM (t6MX/)

459

You know, Trump WON by appealing to this (chiefly but by no means solely) White working class.

Pete Buttigieg says Donald Trump's white 'identity politics' creating a 'crisis of belonging'

https://outline.com/jCKXLV

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2019 01:04 PM (aKsyK)

460 I can still get in my 16 year old cabin boy's panties!
Posted by: Bwanie Fwanker at May 13, 2019 12:54 PM

Well, the age of consent in MA *is* 16, but that still don't make it right.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 13, 2019 01:04 PM (bn8P8)

461 Yes, I was SOOO excited! I know one of the cookbooks went to a lurker, I'm not sure about the other one.

Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 01:02 PM (Ez6QX)

I believe Left/West Coast Dawg got the other. It's all very hazy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 13, 2019 01:05 PM (t6MX/)

462 Dana Perino's six tips for successful Fox News interviews... for Democrats

I read that as "Dana Perino's sex tips...."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 13, 2019 01:05 PM (NFEMn)

463 Yes, I was SOOO excited! I know one of the cookbooks went to a lurker, I'm not sure about the other one.
Posted by: Jordan61, PNW MoMe Survivor & Awesome Mug Winner! at May 13, 2019 01:02 PM (Ez6QX)
---------

Thanks. I hope the lurker shows up and starts commenting!

Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 01:05 PM (aXucN)

464 It's a line over the "e". I get annoyed at metal bands that put umlauts over letters that don't get umlauts, but this is a completely fictional diacritical.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 13, 2019 12:26 PM (fuK7c)

Yeah, it's dumb, but it's not a fictional mark. It's used in dictionaries and schoolbooks to indicate a "long e", and has been for years.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 13, 2019 01:06 PM (7njPr)

465 How are YOU doin'?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 13, 2019 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

unfortunately, just wishful thinking on my part.

Posted by: kallisto at May 13, 2019 01:06 PM (DJFLF)

466 Thanks, flounder. I'm always curious about who wins those things.

Posted by: bluebell at May 13, 2019 01:06 PM (aXucN)

467 I wanna build a big successful corporation then hire 19 year old crayola haired #Resistance kids to run my public relations. The face my business should be handled by people who are baffled by a rotary phone and think AOC is bitchen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2019 01:07 PM (39g3+)

468 I never imagined, when I was hip deep in the corporate culture (all my friends were also hip deep in the corporate culture) that this would be the inevitable outcome. I knew I had to toe the company line, but COME ON!

But that was over 20 years ago.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 13, 2019 01:07 PM (+Tibp)

469 Chips Ahoy!

Posted by: NeverTrump Cruise Captain at May 13, 2019 01:08 PM (rwaEp)

470 388 Here's Perino's response to the training

Dana Perino's six tips for successful Fox News interviews... for Democrats

https://tinyurl.com/yy9lbwdq


"10-year anniversary"

Or, as high school graduates will appreciate, "tenth anniversary." Grrrr.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2019 01:08 PM (623jb)

471 How are these pathetic caricatures of femininity any different than blackface?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 13, 2019 01:00 PM

Because shut up! that's why.

Posted by: Leftists everywhere at May 13, 2019 01:08 PM (bn8P8)

472 Clearly, the best way to handle a business is to focus on the nuts and bolts and let some punk kid deal with social media, so they control the public's perception of my business!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2019 01:08 PM (39g3+)

473 459 Pete Buttigieg says Donald Trump's white 'identity politics' creating a 'crisis of belonging'

https://outline.com/jCKXLV
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 13, 2019 01:04 PM (aKsyK)



Is it wrong of me to wish Buttplug gets AIDS and dies?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 01:09 PM (ujg0T)

474 maybe it is time to rethink hyper-capitalism?
IDK, maybe it just looks like you're trying to pick a fight.
I've been reading the WSJ for 40-some years, and there is nothing REMOTELY capitalist about its writing, editorial positions, or readership. When deeper asses are bred, they will grow longer noses. There's no frickin' hand-in-glove mixed-economy socialist like a Wall Streeter. They make a point of not having to meet actual business people, and actual makers of stuff, out of raw fear. So that is my re-thinking of hyper capitalism. I'd like to see some.

However, a fake f-a-g video posted on twitter does not make a capitalist economy, so I'm not sure what you're talking about.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 13, 2019 01:10 PM (8ZmvG)

475 I always saw drag as a mockery of femininity... but it offends those morally uptight conservatives, which makes it okay I guess.

Posted by: weew at May 13, 2019 01:10 PM (EaEMG)

476 "we hate you and all you are or believe, now buy our shitty cookies" is not a good marketing plan. I know this and I'm a moron. What the fuck?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 13, 2019 01:10 PM (0OmEj)

477 What's that you say? You're barely able to vote, can't drive a manual transmission, and aren't sure how to use a key to start a car, but you want to handle my entire corporation's public relations? COME ON IN!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2019 01:10 PM (39g3+)

478 China playing hardball; says that in addition to their retaliatory tariffs, they may also sell "some Treasuries".
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 13, 2019 01:01 PM (DwzBO)


If China does that, I'll just punch myself in the balls. That'll show 'em.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2019 01:11 PM (623jb)

479 Is it wrong of me to wish Buttplug gets AIDS and dies?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 01:09 PM (ujg0T)


See #206.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 13, 2019 01:12 PM (623jb)

480 IDK, maybe it just looks like you're trying to pick a fight.
I've been reading the WSJ for 40-some years, and there is nothing REMOTELY capitalist about its writing, editorial positions, or readership. When deeper asses are bred, they will grow longer noses. There's no frickin' hand-in-glove mixed-economy socialist like a Wall Streeter. They make a point of not having to meet actual business people, and actual makers of stuff, out of raw fear. So that is my re-thinking of hyper capitalism. I'd like to see some.

However, a fake f-a-g video posted on twitter does not make a capitalist economy, so I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 13, 2019 01:10 PM (8ZmvG)



Perhaps I should have called or we should call it "corporate globalist statism" instead, but you are absolutely right about the WSJ. They seem hell-bent on proving Lenin correct about when the time comes to hang them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 01:12 PM (ujg0T)

481 Dana Perino's six tips for successful Fox News interviews... for Democrats

Great tips, actually. But I wouldn't pitch it to them, they're idiots. Pitch it to their staff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2019 01:13 PM (39g3+)

482 Pete Buttigieg says Donald Trump's white 'identity politics' creating a 'crisis of belonging'

What the heck does that even mean? I mean his star has shone and vanished already so who cares what the pouf thinks but I don't even understand what he's talking about

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2019 01:14 PM (39g3+)

483 Bozo Conservative, you have a wife now. I bet she would bake you some chocolate chip cookies if you asked politely.
Posted by: bluebell

Oh, she baked a bunch of them last week for me. They are half gone and disappearing daily in the kitchen.

Just habitually eat Chips AHoy and put them in my lunch when I brown bag it.

And now, that's done.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 13, 2019 01:14 PM (vcOmj)

484 Is it wrong of me to wish Buttplug gets AIDS and dies?

First off, AIDS isn't the death sentence it used to be.

Secondly, he doesn't seem to be a bathhouse denizen.

I don't wish him death. I do wish him, along with Kamala, some humiliating public disclosure of past misdeeds that'd render him a nonperson.

Posted by: JEM at May 13, 2019 01:16 PM (8erNz)

485 482 Pete Buttigieg says Donald Trump's white 'identity politics' creating a 'crisis of belonging'

What the heck does that even mean? I mean his star has shone and vanished already so who cares what the pouf thinks but I don't even understand what he's talking about
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 13, 2019 01:14 PM (39g3+)



What it means is that the Demunist Commiecrats had this childish notion that they could always play such identity politics, and we would never turn the tables or play back.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 13, 2019 01:17 PM (ujg0T)

486 Omaha has a population of ~400k. It's really nuts out there.
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Brave Sir Robin -- long-time lurker here. My wife and I just transferred to Omaha back in January. She's searching for a job right now and is getting frustrated with the process. She was a full-time teacher for 10+ years and then spent 12 years home-schooling our daughter and helping to organize and administer several different home-school co-ops. She's looking to change career fields and would be open to just about any type of field or business. We would be very grateful for any advice, referrals, or other networking assistance. Any way she could contact you reference same?!? Thanks.
RHLE - 27

Posted by: RHLE - 27 at May 13, 2019 01:36 PM (8oLws)

487 There is no "NABISCO" anymore.. as a company anyway. It ended in 2000-2001 ish when Phillip Morris purchased them from RJ Reynolds and spun Kraft off on it's own.

Posted by: Inogame at May 13, 2019 01:43 PM (ySZHT)

488 Nabisco only remains as a brand, not a business entity. Internally it isn't even Nabisco..

Posted by: Inogame at May 13, 2019 01:45 PM (ySZHT)

489 I'm sure the sjw movement still likes women, but promoting drag queens fulfills one of their most important goals, eliminating men.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 13, 2019 02:48 PM (jaO6p)

490 Welp, that's it: no more nabisco.

Posted by: some asshole at May 13, 2019 03:29 PM (g8UuS)

491 Nabisco: From Keebler Elves to Greenwich Village Chicks With Dicks.

Posted by: CrustyB at May 13, 2019 03:39 PM (ToSAM)

492 Good to see Nabisco put Obama in white face.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at May 13, 2019 03:42 PM (nRj4F)

493 Honestly, I believe it's high time that Normal Americans return to the real 'self-reliance' of former times and commence making and doing for themselves and withdraw from the American consumer/culture market to the most extreme extent possible.
Anybody can bake cookies - except Hillary You-Know-Who.

Posted by: jbspry at May 13, 2019 04:32 PM (5mh48)

494 There is literally NO reason not to boycott certain food products. In most cases the store/generic brand is literally the exact same product, produced in the same factories by the same workers, placed in a different box, and sold for a significantly cheaper price.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at May 13, 2019 07:26 PM (fp0Sr)

495 Chips Ahoy is fake food. Sugar and fat mostly.

Posted by: Nowut Ameen at May 14, 2019 07:18 AM (0iL44)

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