Woke "Sports" Clickbait Site Deadspin: There Is No Real Difference in Male and Female Athletic Performance, Except For Those Differences Sociiiiiety Falsely Conditions Us To Believe In

Everyone knows this by now, but the #Woke Death Spiral always goes the same way:

1. Social Justice warriors invade a hobby -- usually, one favored by men -- in order to "deproblematize" it and make it "welcoming" towards people who don't enjoy the hobby and have no intention of every joining the hobby.

2. Over the course of a year or 18 months, the hobby is reconfigured to be less and less about the hobby itself, and more and more just about "social justice."

3. Then the hobby dies.

Which, more often than not, was a secondary goal of the Social Justice Warriors. Plan A is to turn the hobby into an indoctrination vehicle.

If Plan A doesn't work, then Plan B -- destroy the hobby completely -- is a perfectly felicitous outcome.

If something can't be used to propagandize for the left, it does not deserve, and cannot be permitted, to exist.

So now here's a "sports" site, Deadspin, offering its considered opinion that testosterone has nothing to do with muscular development, and muscle power has nothing to do with achievement in sport.




So definitely listen to them about the Brewers' pitching and stuff.

Take this as a bit of companion information to the article about the Cubs banning a paying customer for giving the OK sign.

Oh, and how are those Social Justice Clickbait sites doing lately?

I hear they're doing grrrrrreat!



Spoiler alert: It wasn't and it isn't.

That's an interesting thread, by the way.

Even Vox, itself a #Woke clickbait mill extravagantly funded by VCs and corporate sugar daddies, admits clickbait mills aren't doing so well -- themselves included.

Just a few years ago, big media companies were falling over themselves to bet on Vice Media. Disney made the biggest bet, by putting more than $400 million into the swashbuckling digital publisher.

Now, Disney says all of the money it put into Vice has been incinerated: In investor filings Wednesday, Disney said it no longer thinks it will ever get any return on the investment it made in Vice — a company that at one point was supposedly worth $5.7 billion.

Vice is still worth something, in some investors’ eyes. Last week, a group of lenders said they put a fresh round of $250 million into the company.

...

Mic, which raised more than $60 million, sold for less than $5 million late last year.

Mashable, which was valued at about $250 million in 2016, sold for less than $50 million in 2017.

The properties formerly known as Gawker Media, plus the Onion and other sites, just sold for a price that’s likely well below $50 million; Univision, the TV conglomerate which sold them off, had paid $135 million for the Gawker sites alone in 2016.

We don't (yet) know the value that Comcast, which put a collective $600 million into Vox Media (which owns this site), and BuzzFeed over the past few years, now thinks those two publishers are worth. But it's a reasonable bet that Comcast thinks they are worth less than it thought in 2015.

Oh, and:

LEARN TO CODE, FAILURES.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:00 PM




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1 There are limits to genius, but apparently none regarding stupidity.

Posted by: IanDeal at May 09, 2019 08:02 PM (vgGyZ)

2 Amazing

Posted by: mrp at May 09, 2019 08:02 PM (Pqytn)

3 If you're born with a dick, you ain't a chick.

Should I put it in a nursery rhyme and sing it so they understand?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2019 08:02 PM (VkWRL)

4 Any mother can tell you about the effects of puberty on male bodies.

Posted by: Louisiana Lady at May 09, 2019 08:02 PM (cR6/x)

5 Verse #2

If you paste it on, it's not a dong.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2019 08:03 PM (VkWRL)

6 It's absurd assertion for anyone who has ever competed in athletics of any kind.

Posted by: Locke Common at May 09, 2019 08:03 PM (z0CzV)

7 No way!

Posted by: misslurk'ette at May 09, 2019 08:03 PM (GDpRb)

8 Metokur's having a follow-up stream on ProJared, the Youtube reviewer whose career (and marriage) is ending because he was a horndog on the Interwebs.

https://tinyurl.com/y2s25y65

Posted by: Thrawn at May 09, 2019 08:04 PM (Ta69/)

9 Big finish.

Your chromosomes are male or female, you can't change that you dunce. It's biology.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2019 08:05 PM (VkWRL)

10 8 Metokur's having a follow-up stream on ProJared, the Youtube reviewer whose career (and marriage) is ending because he was a horndog on the Interwebs.

https://tinyurl.com/y2s25y65
Posted by: Thrawn at May 09, 2019 08:04 PM (Ta69/)

I know this might make me an enemy of the Horde, but f*** Metokur. F*** him with a flaming lance.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 09, 2019 08:05 PM (vmRc0)

11 Any mother can tell you about the effects of puberty on male bodies.

Posted by: Louisiana Lady at May 09, 2019 08:02 PM (cR6/x)


Not to mention the laundry!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 08:05 PM (q1Pj5)

12 If this is true, why does anyone need medical treatment to transition?

I'm being serious.

If there is no effect of hormones, then hormone treatment is completely irrelevant and unnecessary.

These people can't even think through the implications of their stupidity.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 09, 2019 08:05 PM (GbPPJ)

13 This expert is a moron- and not the good kind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 08:06 PM (8Jnqt)

14 12 If this is true, why does anyone need medical treatment to transition?

I'm being serious.

If there is no effect of hormones, then hormone treatment is completely irrelevant and unnecessary.

These people can't even think through the implications of their stupidity.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 09, 2019 08:05 PM (GbPPJ)

*screams internally*

Posted by: Hikaru at May 09, 2019 08:06 PM (vmRc0)

15 LOL.
Insanity.

All I can do is laugh and point and ridicule to no end.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at May 09, 2019 08:07 PM (ufFY8)

16 No difference at all.

Posted by: U-15 Boys Soccer Team Winning Against Womens Olympic Team at May 09, 2019 08:07 PM (q1Pj5)

17 Reminder: These same people tell us that we deny global warming.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:07 PM (Wcb6G)

18 FYI it's a Women's World Cup year and don't forget that a U-14 boys team can destroy a World Cup Champions

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 09, 2019 08:07 PM (dKiJG)

19 The great irony is that this belief is destroying Womens Sports completely - and they were one of the great Victories of the Feminist Movement of the 60's and 70's.

Sooner or later someone's going to figure out that one of the main reasons that Colleges and other schools adopted Sports is that generally, School itself is boring and stupid and you've got to give kids a reason to go there, beyond just earning a paycheck one day. Once you wreck sports and make it boring and stupid, you're well on your way to the next generation figuring out that the entire "College Experience" is boring and stupid, and ridiculously overpriced to boot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2019 08:07 PM (V2Yro)

20 Say what you will about Mike Tyson or George Forman, I've seen a lot of heavyweight chicks, too.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2019 08:08 PM (+y/Ru)

21 Huh. So that MMA chick didn't nearly get fucking killed because a man to woman tranny was allowed to fight beat the piss out of her. I just imagined the whole thing. Right.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 09, 2019 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

22 They are doing this with knitting too, so don't be surprised if it shows up in a hobby you enjoy doing.

I suspect the reason you don't see more pushback is because those who think hormones don't matter are surrounded by like-minded folks and the rest of the country seldom hears of this madness.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 09, 2019 08:08 PM (JKNZq)

23 It's like a mass delusion has taken over whole sections of our society. I only hope that next these people all believe they are birds and try to fly in large numbers off tall buildings.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2019 08:08 PM (VkWRL)

24 Same people want to tell me I'm anti-science because I don't believe in their theory of global warming which they can't prove and have made false and conflicting predictions about for 40 years.

L.O.L. Go Fuck Yourself

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:08 PM (/tuJf)

25 The scones were absolutely felicitous!

Posted by: gp Chin-Deep in the Sh!thole at May 09, 2019 08:08 PM (mk9aG)

26 If there is no effect of hormones, then hormone treatment is completely irrelevant and unnecessary.

These people can't even think through the implications of their stupidity.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 09, 2019 08:05 PM (GbPPJ)

Valid. Also, where do boobs come from? Why are they so wonderful to dudes? (we usually focus on the dick in these kinds of threads, but I find boobs a better topic of discussion. Much more mentally stimulating.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 08:08 PM (8Jnqt)

27 Oh, and I want an NSF grant to train up some girls for ten years from puberty and then put them up against Nick Saban and the Tide in football.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:08 PM (Wcb6G)

28 And all of my prog doctor colleagues are laughing at an Ohio State rep who thinks ectopic pregnancies can be reimplanted in the proper location and contraceptives can be used as abortifacients. Republicans fail sciiiiiiieeeeeence!!
Yes he is incorrect on the first thing, but the second thing is absolutely true.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 09, 2019 08:09 PM (dNzKv)

29 Well, now hold on just a minute here. Merging the lingerie league with the NFL could be a really good thing.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:09 PM (ed8K1)

30 yeah, well, what about scartlett widow or scarlette witch? huhh?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 09, 2019 08:09 PM (JziUy)

31 If you follow this to its logical conclusion, all those women whose world records are so much worse than the men's records just weren't trying hard enough.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:10 PM (ed8K1)

32 21 Huh. So that MMA chick didn't nearly get fucking killed because a man to woman tranny was allowed to fight beat the piss out of her. I just imagined the whole thing. Right.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 09, 2019 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

Also the dude weightlifter mentioned in the sidebar the other day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 08:10 PM (8Jnqt)

33 Why no, being a male-to-female transitioning student has had no effect at all on securing all my victories.

Posted by: Texas Girls Wrestling Champ at May 09, 2019 08:10 PM (q1Pj5)

34 I saw an article from Deadspin venomously tearing the Arizona Cardinals apart.

First and last thing I ever read from them.


Nasty little bitch-men. Who reads that shit?

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2019 08:10 PM (NLLmE)

35 Except I think international officials just ruled that a hyper-testosterone female (born with internal testes, IIRC), Caster Semenya (what's in a name?), couldn't compete in international track events as a female unless she took drug treatments to lower her testosterone levels.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:10 PM (zX0bZ)

36 The day some guys figure out that they can get scholarships in Girls Sports it will destroy Female sports.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 09, 2019 08:11 PM (dKiJG)

37 Look on the bright side: this crap will end women's sports.

Happy now?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:11 PM (YqDXo)

38 29 Well, now hold on just a minute here. Merging the lingerie league with the NFL could be a really good thing.
Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:09 PM (ed8K1)

Yeah, right up to the moment that one of the girls starts talking trash, and one of the Linebackers Smacks Dat Bich in da Mouf.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2019 08:11 PM (V2Yro)

39 HI my name is Herbina but I was formerly know as Herb and I can dead lift 400 lbs.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 08:12 PM (/D2qo)

40 Deadspin, quoting a philosophy professor, argues that there is no scientific evidence puberty gives biological males any athletic advantages.

And who knows more about science than a philosophy professor?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:12 PM (YqDXo)

41 35 Except I think international officials just ruled that a hyper-testosterone female (born with internal testes, IIRC), Caster Semenya (what's in a name?), couldn't compete in international track events as a female unless she took drug treatments to lower her testosterone levels.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:10 PM (zX0bZ)


That seems really unfair. I was born with external ovaries, and CNN doesn't make me take drugs to make up for it.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 09, 2019 08:12 PM (ed8K1)

42 Hi guys what's shakin'?

Posted by: freakd at May 09, 2019 08:12 PM (UdKB7)

43 The best part is you can win the women's division, and still keep your penis. Equally you can still date women since you are a lesbian.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2019 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

44 http://bit.ly/2WyCTi1
********
Docs Reveal FBI Allowed British Spy's False Intel To Guide Bureau's Operation Against Trump - Sara A. Carter

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 09, 2019 08:13 PM (BqBId)

45 Yeah, right up to the moment that one of the girls starts talking trash, and one of the Linebackers Smacks Dat Bich in da Mouf.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2019 08:11 PM (V2Yro)


Well, they already do that. This would just move that activity onto the football field.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:13 PM (YqDXo)

46 And all of my prog doctor colleagues are laughing at an Ohio State rep who thinks ectopic pregnancies can be reimplanted in the proper location and contraceptives can be used as abortifacients. Republicans fail sciiiiiiieeeeeence!!
Yes he is incorrect on the first thing, but the second thing is absolutely true.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 09, 2019 08:09 PM (dNzKv)



What the hell do they think Plan B is?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 09, 2019 08:13 PM (GbPPJ)

47 And who knows more about science than a philosophy professor?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:12 PM (YqDXo)

A Bullshit Artist!

Posted by: Bea Arthur in HotWpt1 at May 09, 2019 08:13 PM (8Jnqt)

48 freaked, How is my friend Scout doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 08:13 PM (/D2qo)

49 And who knows more about science than a philosophy professor?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara a



right?

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2019 08:13 PM (NLLmE)

50 33 Why no, being a male-to-female transitioning student has had no effect at all on securing all my victories.
Posted by: Texas Girls Wrestling Champ at May 09, 2019 08:10 PM (q1Pj5)

That one's actually the other way around.

And yes, I know getting it wrong on purpose is how you show how little of a f*** you give.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 09, 2019 08:14 PM (vmRc0)

51 Noted this at twitchy where I first read this- taken to it's logical conclusion this is an argument to abolish womens sports. If there's no difference, why differentiate?

Posted by: Lance D. Boyle, M.D. - Dermatologist at May 09, 2019 08:14 PM (/QT9f)

52 Caster is not a female tho

- no uterus
- no ovaries
- no vagina
- testicles, just didn't descend
- penis, just "didn't develop" (botched African-style circ?!?!)
- XY

I'm sorry they hide his medical records and I trust South Africa as far as I can throw it.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 09, 2019 08:14 PM (Rarvo)

53 Your daily reminder that at least half the planet's population
IS INSANE!

Posted by: freakd at May 09, 2019 08:14 PM (UdKB7)

54 Remember the Hogettes from the Washington Redskins games in the 80's and Bud Light commercials? Those were classic!

I guess that would not be acceptable at all these days.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:14 PM (zX0bZ)

55 Everyone's entitled to their own reality, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 08:15 PM (4knXT)

56 52 Caster is not a female tho

- no uterus
- no ovaries
- no vagina
- testicles, just didn't descend
- penis, just "didn't develop" (botched African-style circ?!?!)
- XY

I'm sorry they hide his medical records and I trust South Africa as far as I can throw it.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 09, 2019 08:14 PM (Rarvo)

Parents who insisted on raising them as a girl when they should have done the otherwise.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (vmRc0)

57 no I think the guy is saying that society will regulate the intersex rivalry, so that just as you can't beat up a girl because you'll go to jail or her boyfriend will beat you up, men won't be allowed to be as competitive as female athletes either. So, if a boy hits a homerun against a gal pitcher, he should be penalized with five negative feel points.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (JziUy)

58 I just imagined the whole thing. Right.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 09, 2019 08:08 PM (NWiLs)

------

That shit was savage. She was dumb to get in the octagon with him, but it's hard not to feel for her watching it go down. He pretty much split her head like a melon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (zLlgp)

59 Notice there are no - precisely ZERO - female-to-male perverts transitioners competing in men's sports.

Zero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (YqDXo)

60 Their was a Huge uproar in Australia when it was reported that the Women's soccer team was destroyed by some u-14 tea it was like 7-2. People thought it was fake and the reporter confirmed it and they still tried to discredit it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (dKiJG)

61 How did Ace miss that the professor of philosophy and athletes rights activist is a transgender woman beating real women at cycling? That makes it even funnier and more absurd!

Posted by: Mike at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (Knv89)

62 Sports media has been woke for quite sometime now. Even before that the sports writers and commentators are mostly made up of guys who can't chew gum and walk at the same time. You think George Will could ever play baseball?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (2DOZq)

63 Speaking of big boned chicks . . .

In a new interview, Stacey Abrams says she's considering a 2020 run [for the White House].

And regardless of the vote count, she's gonna win.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)

64 How is someone who doesn't grasp that male-female differences are physiological supposed to learn to code.

Have mercy, Ace.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (9hauA)

65 LEARN TO CODE, FAILURES.

lol, and get fuck'd

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (JziUy)

66 The day some guys figure out that they can get scholarships in Girls Sports it will destroy Female sports.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 09, 2019 08:11 PM (dKiJG)

#twoweeks

Posted by: golfman at May 09, 2019 08:17 PM (OE84+)

67 Do NONE of these people have female children who have performed in sports? Or who were, themselves, female children who performed in sports?

Posted by: m at May 09, 2019 08:17 PM (Scps5)

68 At the Leftists folly one by one if this continues female sports records will go to real male athletes.

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2019 08:17 PM (BbGew)

69 I suppose the fact that men are taller than women on average is also societally imposed.

What a powerful society.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:17 PM (9hauA)

70 These people are all fucking freaks and kiss my ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (/D2qo)

71 43 The best part is you can win the women's division, and still keep your penis. Equally you can still date women since you are a lesbian.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 09, 2019 08:12 PM (yQpMk)

I know we talk about the greatest at their particular sports, dominant figures like Michael Jordan or Babe Ruth, guys for whom victory and excellence seemed effortless.

However, what are sports really about? Isn't it also about testing yourself against near peer threats and COMPETING. For there to be a sense of satisfaction in this, does there not have to be the threat of defeat- the chance that you will lose?

I think most of these dudes competing in women's sports (unkind souls would also point out that no women have invaded men's sports and dominated with this trick) it is all about praise and adulation. Assholes, in other words.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (8Jnqt)

72 I added some stuff about all the Woke Clickbait mills failling.

Posted by: ace at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (PbpT7)

73 63 Speaking of big boned chicks . . .
In a new interview, Stacey Abrams says she's considering a 2020 run [for the White House].
And regardless of the vote count, she's gonna win.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)


She may not win, but she definitely won't concede.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (ed8K1)

74 40
Deadspin, quoting a philosophy professor, argues that there is no
scientific evidence puberty gives biological males any athletic
advantages.



And who knows more about science than a philosophy professor?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:12 PM (YqDXo)


Yeah, I think I see the problem here....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (ufFY8)

75 51 Noted this at twitchy where I first read this- taken to it's logical conclusion this is an argument to abolish womens sports. If there's no difference, why differentiate?
Posted by: Lance D. Boyle, M.D. - Dermatologist at May 09, 2019 08:14 PM (/QT9f)


Definitely. No difference? Then no reason to have separate divisions. Make sex just like age: if you can compete, then compete. If not, not.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (YqDXo)

76 Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 09, 2019 08:14 PM (Rarvo)

.....

I didn't know that.

Still yet, the international athletic community acknowledges that testosterone gives one an advantage.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (zX0bZ)

77 I don't have any idea what's going on here so I'll just say "the designated hitter rule is garbage and I do not care for it" because people seem to agree when someone says that.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (dFltG)

78 Brother's headed that way now I guess
He just drank something that made his face turn blue
Well I got nothing against the press
They wouldn't print it if it wasn't true

Posted by: Regular joe at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (6/uwW)

79 61 How did Ace miss that the professor of philosophy and athletes rights activist is a transgender woman beating real women at cycling? That makes it even funnier and more absurd!
Posted by: Mike at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (Knv89)

This!!!!!

Posted by: Lissa at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (Knv89)

80 "freaked, How is my friend Scout doing"

He's doing great. I just now sent a pic to the pet thread of him with his latest prey. He's still on a no grain diet, sometimes with some hamburger. No more Dinovite though, I don't think he cares.

Posted by: freakd at May 09, 2019 08:19 PM (UdKB7)

81 Y'know what's a 'social construct?'


This 'trans' shit.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2019 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

82 I used to wonder how societies collapse.

Now I know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 09, 2019 08:19 PM (EZebt)

83 transgender woman

Think about that for just a second. Maybe two.

DaFUq?

1+-2-+1 +eleventy7

Posted by: golfman at May 09, 2019 08:19 PM (OE84+)

84
Notice there are no - precisely ZERO - female-to-male perverts transitioners competing in men's sports.

Zero.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM


the only sport I can think of where there is a truely "level playing field" is competitive shooting

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 09, 2019 08:19 PM (QZSa4)

85 The day some guys figure out that they can get scholarships in Girls Sports it will destroy Female sports.

Does Lori Loughlin have sons?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:19 PM (Wcb6G)

86 75 Definitely. No difference? Then no reason to have separate divisions. Make sex just like age: if you can compete, then compete. If not, not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (YqDXo)

None of those girls wanted to major in Comp Sci or Engineering anyway, so why should they care about the loss of scholarships?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 09, 2019 08:19 PM (vmRc0)

87 Those fooling themselves about this will not believe the sun comes up in the east. All you need to do is compare existing sports records in every category that men and woman are seperate.

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2019 08:19 PM (BbGew)

88 77 I don't have any idea what's going on here so I'll just say "the designated hitter rule is garbage and I do not care for it" because people seem to agree when someone says that.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (dFltG)


Oh, someone who likes humiliating pitchers.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:19 PM (ed8K1)

89 These people are not smart enough to code.

"Would you like fries with that."

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 09, 2019 08:20 PM (sktRI)

90
So, if a boy hits a homerun against a gal pitcher, he should be penalized with five negative feel points.
Posted by: Keto not Beto


He'll be made to run the bases backwards and subtract runs from the score.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2019 08:20 PM (aKsyK)

91 And these are the imbeciles corporations keep on bending backwards to pleas and impress.

SMH

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:20 PM (9hauA)

92 Yeah, I think I see the problem here....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2019 08:18 PM (ufFY


I'd love to debate that clown.

"Please name five scientific journals in the primary literature, not including the shitty Science and Nature, which are both a joke to give retarded "science" reporters a source for their shitty articles that mangle the science."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:20 PM (YqDXo)

93 Male Record 8:01:40
Female Record 8:46:46



Posted by: Ironman Hawaii at May 09, 2019 08:20 PM (q1Pj5)

94 Those philosophy professors sure know their shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (4knXT)

95 Somewhere in the world Gabe Malor is muttering something about the right side of history and tin-foil hatted conservatives and their slippery-slope fallacies.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (zX0bZ)

96 'run [for the White House].'


More like the Waffle House.

Hey Hey Hey Get Outta My Way!

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (UdKB7)

97 Absolutely no difference. ...which is why we have Title IX.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (IPZPl)

98

What is the designated Hitler rule anyway?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (aKsyK)

99 I added some stuff about all the Woke Clickbait mills failling.

---------

their folks make almost less than us commentors who provide ace with free "content"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (JziUy)

100 Somewhere in the world Gabe Malor is muttering something about the right side of history and tin-foil hatted conservatives and their slippery-slope fallacies.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (zX0bZ)

I laughed.

Posted by: golfman at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (OE84+)

101 91 And these are the imbeciles corporations keep on bending backwards to pleas and impress.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:20 PM (9hauA)


Look on the bright side: Buttplug is offering to bend forwards, so that's progress.

I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (YqDXo)

102 "Sports media has been woke for quite sometime now. Even before that the sports writers and commentators are mostly made up of guys who can't chew gum and walk at the same time. "

I dumped Sports Illustrated, which I had subscribed to since junior high, because of shit like this. I saw a goddam mens' fitness magazine the other day where they were commending Terry Crews for getting past his "toxic masculinity". Fuck off, you stoop shouldered, skinny armed candy ass "sportswriters". You're half men at your best.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (tRd71)

103 Those fooling themselves about this will not believe the sun comes up in the east. All you need to do is compare existing sports records in every category that men and woman are seperate.
Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2019 08:19 PM (BbGew)

It's all becomes easy to understand once you realize they are lunatics.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (9hauA)

104 Remember that shitty tv show about a female Pitcher, IT Can HAPPEN or some such crap in the shows title and she could throw a really good Screwball.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 09, 2019 08:22 PM (dKiJG)

105 Seems like almost every thread now can start with lol get fucked.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2019 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

106 Still yet, the international athletic community acknowledges that testosterone gives one an advantage.


No doubt, but it's only one piece of the puzzle. Men have other distinct advantages in structure, in all systems, are taller/bigger, larger lung capacity, larger hearts, different angle of the pelvis (very important) etc etc.

Take testosterone out and males are still stronger and faster then females.

honestly this is all completely ridiculous I'm out of energy for arguing it. We're basically just arguing with insane people here.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 09, 2019 08:22 PM (Rarvo)

107 43. LOL

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 09, 2019 08:22 PM (gSgAd)

108 And who knows more about science than a philosophy professor?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:12 PM (YqDXo)

If no one heard you say that would it still be true?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (2DOZq)

109 102 I dumped Sports Illustrated, which I had subscribed to since junior high, because of shit like this.
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (tRd71)


Then you will miss out on the new swimsuit issue, featuring a fat 36 year old.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (ed8K1)

110 Oh, someone who likes humiliating pitchers.

Don Drysdale, Bob Gibson, Warren Spahn, and Madison Bumgarner would like a word.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (Wcb6G)

111 >>the only sport I can think of where there is a truely "level playing field" is competitive shooting

Curling. Although women may have an inherent edge because of all the sweeping.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

112 If there's no difference, why are there laws against domestic violence?

We should have programs to teach the girls how to keep their dukes up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (YqDXo)

113 So definitely listen to them about the Brewers' pitching and stuff.

Take this as a bit of companion information to the article about the Cubs banning a paying customer for giving the OK sign.


Some work to be done: Braves fans still make the tomahawk chop. Mr. Met not only has a Mrs. Met (thereby accepting the gender binary), they have several (now-grown) Little Mets (breeders!). I guess the Phillies Phanatic and the Pirates Parrot make the cut because they're green (although I'm sure some would like to see the Pirates' Jolly Roger replaced with a rainbow flag).

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (pPNCa)

114 Sports reporters: Not talented enough to be athletes, not smart enough to report on real topics.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (gkstg)

115 There are some really not very good venture capitalists out there.


Give me one stinking million dollars. What do you care?

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (NLLmE)

116 I never realized the world would end this way. This soon, either.

Posted by: Eromero at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (qBNEP)

117 "No Difference" huh? If that's the case I'll put a singlet on again and get into "women's" wrestling. I won't tuck or shave my face and chest.

Posted by: JROD at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (8gT9T)

118 How did Ace miss that the professor of philosophy and athletes rights activist is a transgender woman beating real women at cycling? That makes it even funnier and more absurd!

-
His philosophy is if you don't like reality, pretend it away.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2019 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)

119 Oh, someone who likes humiliating pitchers.

Pitchers were always the best hitters on the team in high school. What happens to you guys?

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 08:24 PM (YPJrZ)

120 103 It's all becomes easy to understand once you realize they are lunatics.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (9hauA)


This. These threads are not a waste of time and energy, but only because they are really funny.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:24 PM (ed8K1)

121 Somewhere in the world Gabe Malor is muttering something about the right side of history and tin-foil hatted conservatives and their slippery-slope fallacies.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:

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Under a bridge with Jonah Goldberg swilling MD 20/20 out of brandy shifters, pontificating at each other about the importance of civility, and plotting "new ventures" that will enable them to afford pants.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2019 08:24 PM (zLlgp)

122 the only sport I can think of where there is a truely "level playing field" is competitive shooting

Curling. Although women may have an inherent edge because of all the sweeping.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

Is sammich assembly a sport?

Posted by: golfman at May 09, 2019 08:24 PM (OE84+)

123 If no one heard you say that would it still be true?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (2DOZq)


That's deep. Very deep. Are you a philosophy professor, perchance? Or identify as one? /s

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:24 PM (YqDXo)

124 112 If there's no difference, why are there laws against domestic violence?

We should have programs to teach the girls how to keep their dukes up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (YqDXo)

They can just do their jump-spinning roundhouse kicks to the head. Do it in movies/TV all the time.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 09, 2019 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

125 Somewhere in the world Gabe Malor is muttering something about the right side of history and tin-foil hatted conservatives and their slippery-slope fallacies.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:

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Under a bridge with Jonah Goldberg swilling MD 20/20 out of brandy shifters, pontificating at each other about the importance of civility, and plotting "new ventures" that will enable them to afford pants.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2019 08:24 PM (zLlgp)

Heh.

Posted by: golfman at May 09, 2019 08:25 PM (OE84+)

126 110 Oh, someone who likes humiliating pitchers.

Don Drysdale, Bob Gibson, Warren Spahn, and Madison Bumgarner would like a word.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (Wcb6G)


What, no Babe Ruth?

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:25 PM (ed8K1)

127 Can't wait for this tranny shit to hit the pro sports.

PGA? Yeah, from the "women's" tees. LAWL
Women's basketball? YOU GOT DUNKED ON BIOTCHES.
Women's soccer? Oh, you're gassed in the last 15 because "Ronda" can run 20% faster than you, and has been the past 45 minutes?


Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at May 09, 2019 08:25 PM (Ayk4B)

128 111 >>the only sport I can think of where there is a truely "level playing field" is competitive shooting

Curling. Although women may have an inherent edge because of all the sweeping.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

Racing, but Danica proved them wrong.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 09, 2019 08:25 PM (dKiJG)

129 "Then you will miss out on the new swimsuit issue, featuring a fat 36 year old."

Oh, I know, I saw the plump girl a couple of years ago. She's Kathy Ireland compared to some of the tubs that are getting print ads now.

This year SI is putting a girl in something called a "burkini", because of course they are.

Lefties are locusts who destroy all that they touch and are little more that disgusting husks

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 09, 2019 08:26 PM (tRd71)

130 Bowling?

Poker?

Croquet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 08:26 PM (8Jnqt)

131 the only sport I can think of where there is a truely "level playing field" is competitive shooting


Chess.

Which has separate mens' and womens' competitions because ... uh ... let me get back to you on that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:26 PM (YqDXo)

132 the only sport I can think of where there is a truely "level playing field" is competitive shooting
Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 09, 2019 08:19 PM (QZSa4)


Do you happen to know of any upcoming events - in the next month or so - where 'ettes and gentlemorons could engage in and learn more about competitive shooting, hands-on, in a friendly and welcoming environment?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 08:26 PM (dFltG)

133 My job involves evaluating differences in drug exposure and effects in subject, including differences among the sexes. I can't imagine going before the FDA for approval and saying you did not bother testing for sex differences because there is no such thing.

Also, I guess our different body parts are just a crafty illusion.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:26 PM (9hauA)

134
the only sport I can think of where there is a truely "level playing field" is competitive shooting



Curling. Although women may have an inherent edge because of all the sweeping.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (/tuJf)



Is sammich assembly a sport?

Posted by: golfman at May 09, 2019 08:24 PM (OE84+)

Cup stacking.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 08:27 PM (q1Pj5)

135 Curling. Although women may have an inherent edge because of all the sweeping.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (/tuJf)
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Sweeping is not the same as swiffering.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:27 PM (aXucN)

136 >>Racing, but Danica proved them wrong.

She was distracted by having to constantly tell the pit crew what to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:27 PM (/tuJf)

137 Even the sports / competitions that don't require physical strength women can't out compete men. Pool, darts , competitive shooting , etc.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 08:27 PM (2DOZq)

138 Men and women can't even play board games at the same competitive level.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:27 PM (RD/6H)

139 The most truly competitive competition is the reined cow horse and reining events. Your ability is on the line and there are no gender markers. Cowboy Up.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 08:28 PM (/D2qo)

140 Women's soccer? Oh, you're gassed in the last 15 because "Ronda" can run 20% faster than you, and has been the past 45 minutes?

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at May 09, 2019 08:25 PM (Ayk4B)


And keep those 15 year old male teams away from us!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:28 PM (YqDXo)

141 Curling. Although women may have an inherent edge because of all the sweeping.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

LOL

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:28 PM (9hauA)

142 the only sport I can think of where there is a truely "level playing field" is competitive shooting

....

Billiards.

Which also has a women's and men's division.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:28 PM (zX0bZ)

143 Pool, darts , competitive shooting , etc.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 08:27 PM (2DOZq)
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I don't know about that. Ask Weasel about some of the female competitive shooters he's coached.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:28 PM (aXucN)

144 136 >>Racing, but Danica proved them wrong.

She was distracted by having to constantly tell the pit crew what to do.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:27 PM (/tuJf)


I thought she had trouble parking in the pit.

Yeah, I went there with a parallel parking joke.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:28 PM (YqDXo)

145 Drag Racing, because Women only have to drive in a straight line.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (dKiJG)

146 Not only is the doctor a tranny:

"Professor of philosophy, and roster faculty in women's and gender studies. "


So you're supposed to think medical doctor, when it's bullshit doctor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (oVJmc)

147 Soon, there will be no actual females receiving sports scholarships.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (9hauA)

148 Is anyone else watching this POS Comey on CNN?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (NtglE)

149 Pro fishing. Women do fish, right?

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (gSgAd)

150 In a new interview, Stacey Abrams says she's considering a 2020 run [for the White House].

And regardless of the vote count, she's gonna win.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


If she's running for the Whitehouse, it's gonna take a couple of trips!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (S6Pax)

151 Racing, but Danica proved them wrong.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 09, 2019 08:25 PM (dKiJG)

In one Indy 500, Danica Patrick and Janet Gutherie managed to crash into each other, taking each other out of the race. The only two female drivers in the 33 car field.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (q1Pj5)

152 LOL
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:28 PM (9hauA)
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Don't encourage him, chique. Next thing you know he'll be asking you to bring him rum and sandwiches and while you're at it, the trash needs taking out.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (aXucN)

153 A measure of the society's unbelievable wealth, and at the same time its stunning degradation, is that money like this could be blown on idiocy this idiotic.


And many have noted the instant logical conclusion to the females-in-sports nonsense cited in the post. No more "women's sports".


Everybody in the same pool, so to speak. Let's go.


Oops, no more women in sports.


Isn't the Olympics headed that way? Like, right now?


And the outrage of women's sports being essentially destroyed generating an inaudible/invisible backlash will just be the Nth data point on the peculiar collapse of the culture, without so much as a whimper, forget about any "bang".

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 08:30 PM (QDnY+)

154 We should have programs to teach the girls how to keep their dukes up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (YqDXo)

Granted, but we should also have programs that try to keep them packing heat.

I really worry for the burning times when all these Black Widow and Buffy fans try to take on a 250 lb gorilla colander wearing dude in fisticuffs. Darwin will be eating steak that night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 08:30 PM (8Jnqt)

155 148 Is anyone else watching this POS Comey on CNN?
Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (NtglE)


Probably not. Their ratings have been really low lately. You might be the audience.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:30 PM (ed8K1)

156 In one Indy 500, Danica Patrick and Janet Gutherie managed to crash into each other, taking each other out of the race. The only two female drivers in the 33 car field.
Posted by: Count de Monet



Awkward.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2019 08:30 PM (NLLmE)

157 the "barriers to entry" are low for a lot of the digital giants ... BUT gaining market share is not easy. There were many "search engines" that went public in the dotcom craze of 1998, but most died or got swallowed or bought. Some had enough (leftist/oligarch?) backing to develop better ways of searching, AND to add features. GOOG was probably best at that.


But how much market share do they lose, once it is clear they are dishonest merchants of anti-liberty hate, always pushing commie crap, always hiding honest stats ... exposed for being evil con men?


imo, there is room to destroy these mega-giants, that act in cahoots with shadowy characters to destroy free will and control the populations (social credit scores in China, and maybe already in America). It should happen in government, recognizing their seditious plotting, but exposure alone, and subsequent lawsuits (once it is legally determined they are not neutral providers like a telcomm) ... to bring them down.


"BigFoundation" has already written that they will use social media as a Trojan Horse to force their agenda on the (unsuspecting/gullible) world, including negative reinforcement (punishment) for WrongThink ... which sort of punishment we already see in fruition.


WAR!

Posted by: illiniwek at May 09, 2019 08:30 PM (Cus5s)

158 122 the only sport I can think of where there is a truely "level playing field" is competitive shooting

Curling. Although women may have an inherent edge because of all the sweeping.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

Is sammich assembly a sport?
Posted by: golfman at May 09, 2019 08:24 PM (OE84+)

Competitive shoe shopping.

Posted by: Insomniac at May 09, 2019 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

159 Women dominate water ballet, though. And rhythmic gymnastics.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:31 PM (9hauA)

160 Well girls, you heard them. The only reason you can't bench 600.pounds is because you're lazy and brainwashed. Get pumpin.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 09, 2019 08:31 PM (zhiHb)

161 I love the racing one. She made hundreds of millions of dollars because she won one race once a decade or so ago because, IIRC, she didn't run out of gas when the leaders did.

Granted that's part of racing, but one win over a decade ago isn't going to pull sponsors in for male racers.

But vagina? Sure, enjoy our lowered expectations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:31 PM (RD/6H)

162 How about poker? No women's division, I think, and it's on ESPN, so it's definitely a sport.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 08:31 PM (Qwtw1)

163 >>Sweeping is not the same as swiffering.

Indeed. One is a chore. The other is almost a spiritual act.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

164 It's going to be funny when a dude enters a lesbo-dominated sport like softball, and wrecks every diesel-dyke pitching record. They're gonna be howling bloody murder.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2019 08:31 PM (zLlgp)

165 How many male champions of synchronized swimming are there? Huh? Huh? Checkmate.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:32 PM (ed8K1)

166 IIRC, The Onion was bought by Univision in 2016 to keep them from mocking Hillary during the campaign. I guess it served its purpose.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 09, 2019 08:32 PM (jn7FC)

167 Don't encourage him, chique. Next thing you know he'll be asking you to bring him rum and sandwiches and while you're at it, the trash needs taking out.
Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (aXucN)

Nah. Trash is a man's job.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:32 PM (9hauA)

168 Swiffering. Lord, sometimes I feel so ignorant.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at May 09, 2019 08:32 PM (gSgAd)

169 We are nothing if not trashy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (RD/6H)

170 161 I love the racing one. She made hundreds of millions of dollars because she won one race once a decade or so ago because, IIRC, she didn't run out of gas when the leaders did.

Granted that's part of racing, but one win over a decade ago isn't going to pull sponsors in for male racers.

But vagina? Sure, enjoy our lowered expectations.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:31 PM (RD/6H)

She also looked good and as soon as she opened her mouth it goes downhill from there.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (dKiJG)

171 Denying the differences between men and woman is something someone who is not too closely acquainted with reality might do. It's as obvious as night and day, up and down, Ginger and Mary Ann.

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (UdKB7)

172 How many male champions of synchronized swimming are there? Huh? Huh? Checkmate.

....

Only because societal norms have conditioned women to swim in a synchronized fashion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (zX0bZ)

173 Hey, I'm a droid today. Beep boop.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (RD/6H)

174 Barrel racing at the rodeo. Them gals fly!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (q1Pj5)

175 Comey just trashed AG Barr, after sticking up for Mueller and saying it's possible Trump is under the thumb of the Russians.

This is infuriating.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (NtglE)

176 162 How about poker? No women's division, I think, and it's on ESPN, so it's definitely a sport.
Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 08:31 PM (Qwtw1)


And one in which hotness is probably a superpower.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (ed8K1)

177 It's footnote or specialist material to be sure, but the "defensive legal theory" behind such spectacles as Comey's "townhall" on TV is the object of intense speculation by some in the field. (and yes, they are Beltway types who well understand all the issues of battlefield prep and jury pool poisoning etc.).


The weirdness of America's degrading recent chapter just doesn't quit.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 08:34 PM (QDnY+)

178 Nah. Trash is a man's job.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:32 PM (9hauA)

Except when there's no man around. Then it's a woman's job every week.

I even have to kill and dispose of bugs myself. Life is so hard.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:34 PM (9hauA)

179 HI my name is George and I'm going to be your pitcher. Bend over bitches.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 08:34 PM (/D2qo)

180
Is anyone else watching this POS Comey on CNN?
Posted by: IrishEi


Why does he have a Town Hall event?
Is he running for president too?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2019 08:34 PM (aKsyK)

181 >>In one Indy 500, Danica Patrick and Janet Gutherie managed to crash into each other, taking each other out of the race. The only two female drivers in the 33 car field.


In Danika's defense, that Janet Bitch was really rude to her at the orientation dinner.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 08:34 PM (Ncyf9)

182 My job involves evaluating differences in drug exposure and effects in subject, including differences among the sexes. I can't imagine going before the FDA for approval and saying you did not bother testing for sex differences because there is no such thing.

For a long time, pharma experimented only on male subjects in clinical trials, because they didn't want the liability of incorporating female subjects.

One - ONE - female subject gives birth to a baby with a birth defect, and not only would they be on the hook for beaucoup bucks for that kid, but the entire research program for that drug would be flushed down the toilet, even though babies are born with birth defects all the time that have nothing to do with drug testing. But how do you prove a negative?

Then the feminists howled (there's a first, huh?) that pharma DIDN'T test drugs on women. OK, so how about if we test drugs ONLY on women? Think there might the odd Mengele reference in the new howling?

I don't know how pharma deals with all this now. Fortunately, the problem is no longer my concern.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:34 PM (YqDXo)

183 95 Somewhere in the world Gabe Malor is muttering something about the right side of history and tin-foil hatted conservatives and their slippery-slope fallacies.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (zX0bZ)

Actually, Gabe is trying to do the "Presented without comment" thing about the Colorado shooter with "666" on his car.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 09, 2019 08:34 PM (vmRc0)

184 Only because societal norms have conditioned women to swim in a synchronized fashion.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (zX0bZ)


It's how they confuse predators in the wild.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 08:34 PM (dFltG)

185
the only sport I can think of where there is a truely "level playing field" is competitive shooting

Equestrian

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2019 08:34 PM (X3lUd)

186 These people either:
1. Actually believe what they are saying and are mentally ill

or

2. Are gaslighting us and trying to alter reality with their lies.

Either way... not good.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 09, 2019 08:35 PM (sktRI)

187 Comey just trashed AG Barr, after sticking up for Mueller and saying it's possible Trump is under the thumb of the Russians.

This is infuriating.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (NtglE)

He's flailing. I hope they come for him soon.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:35 PM (9hauA)

188 In Danika's defense, that Janet Bitch was really rude to her at the orientation dinner.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 08:34 PM (Ncyf9)/i]

AND she was wearing the same outfit! Shit was ON.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:35 PM (YqDXo)

189 I even have to kill and dispose of bugs myself. Life is so hard.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:34 PM (9hauA)
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I can do trash and bugs and all that but if it comes to mice and/or snakes, I'm done.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:35 PM (aXucN)

190 171 Denying the differences between men and woman is something someone who is not too closely acquainted with reality might do. It's as obvious as night and day, up and down, Ginger and Mary Ann.

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (UdKB7)

It's trying to upend reality itself as God created it. It's deliberate and some with a more religious bent would call it satanic.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2019 08:35 PM (4ErVI)

191 And one in which hotness is probably a superpower.
Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:33

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Yeah, but a lot of guys at that level are just poker robots with Asperger's.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2019 08:35 PM (zLlgp)

192 "109 102 I dumped Sports Illustrated, which I had subscribed to since junior high, because of shit like this.
Posted by: UGAdawg at May 09, 2019 08:21 PM (tRd71)

Then you will miss out on the new swimsuit issue, featuring a fat 36 year old.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (ed8K1) "


Don't forget the first ever burkini shots !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 09, 2019 08:36 PM (isI7q)

193 162 How about poker? No women's division, I think, and it's on ESPN, so it's definitely a sport.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 08:31 PM (Qwtw1)



And one in which hotness is probably a superpower.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (ed8K1)

And displaying ample cleavage is a permitted distraction tactic.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 08:36 PM (q1Pj5)

194 I've had my ass kicked on a rifle range by gurls. Real ones!

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2019 08:36 PM (MVjcR)

195 " Hey, I'm a droid today. Beep boop."

Howya doin'?

Posted by: Bede Bede Betobot at May 09, 2019 08:36 PM (UdKB7)

196 I don't know about that. Ask Weasel about some of the female competitive shooters he's coached.
Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:28 PM (aXucN)

I'm not saying the women are not extraordinary but just that they cannot out compete the male professionals.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 08:36 PM (2DOZq)

197 151 In one Indy 500, Danica Patrick and Janet Gutherie managed to crash into each other, taking each other out of the race. The only two female drivers in the 33 car field.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (q1Pj5)


OK, but in the process they took down yet another male stereotype.

"Women drivers -- no survivors? Hah! We both survived!"

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:36 PM (ed8K1)

198 I hope they come for him soon.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:35 PM (9hauA)
~~~~~

Me too chique. What a smarmy, sanctimonious prig he is.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2019 08:36 PM (NtglE)

199 I can do trash and bugs and all that but if it comes to mice and/or snakes, I'm done.



Yes. Bugs, OK. Mice/snakes, not cool. Not cool.


I am also not fond of getting rid of dead things.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 09, 2019 08:37 PM (sktRI)

200 It's so weird how it's only men playing women sports where one participant is breaking 8 or 9 separate world records in one meet.

Have any women crossdressers broken men's world records in anything yet?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:37 PM (RD/6H)

201 Count, Not always. I trained a horse for a gay guy that competed with all the girls.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 08:37 PM (/D2qo)

202 162 How about poker? No women's division, I think, and it's on ESPN, so it's definitely a sport.
Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 08:31 PM (Qwtw1)


And how about pole dancing? How come there's no men's division? Or is there? Someone ask Cory Booker about that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:37 PM (YqDXo)

203 Some of us might like reasonably fat 36 year olds.


Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2019 08:37 PM (NLLmE)

204 I can do trash and bugs and all that but if it comes to mice and/or snakes, I'm done.
Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:35 PM (aXucN)


Well that's what cats are for. You need the right tool for the job.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 08:38 PM (dFltG)

205 IrishEi, just keep reminding yourself you live in what is close to a Third World country, in terms of these matters, and it will calm you.


Also comforting may be thoughts of how this will all play out when Comey is prosecuted for various serious felonies. As I said above, this novel "public diplomacy" approach to legal defense is likely to have a short and dark history.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 08:38 PM (QDnY+)

206 199 I can do trash and bugs and all that but if it comes to mice and/or snakes, I'm done.



Yes. Bugs, OK. Mice/snakes, not cool. Not cool.


I am also not fond of getting rid of dead things.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 09, 2019 08:37 PM (sktRI)

Just wait until you have to deal with bats.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 09, 2019 08:38 PM (vmRc0)

207 I am also not fond of getting rid of dead things.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 09, 2019 08:37 PM (sktRI)
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If you're talking anything beyond dead bugs I don't even want to know.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:38 PM (aXucN)

208 I'm only confused if I should punch them in the Adam's apple or give them a Texas tit twist.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2019 08:38 PM (VkWRL)

209 >>Equestrian

Having grown up with this I sort of agree. For one thing, it's dominated by women so that tips the odds in a big way. And at younger ages they seem to dominate. But at the elite levels there are a lot of guys at the top compared to the number who actually participate.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

210 I don't know how pharma deals with all this now. Fortunately, the problem is no longer my concern.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:34 PM (YqDXo)

They used to be first in man studies. Now they are first in human. With post menopausal women.

They used to eventually test them in women but only after reproductive safety studies in animals, so it's not like women were being undeserved. The companies just didn't want them to be put at unnecessary risk, especially since most drugs that make it into humans eventually fail.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:38 PM (9hauA)

211
Do you happen to know of any upcoming events - in the next month or so - where 'ettes and gentlemorons could engage in and learn more about competitive shooting, hands-on, in a friendly and welcoming environment?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 08:26 PM


why, that's what the June MiMoMe is all about!

Rifles! Pistols! Shotguns! Crew-Served Light Anti Aircraft Artillery! Slingshots! Bows!

come try your hand at one & all

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 09, 2019 08:38 PM (QZSa4)

212 Women generally outshoot me, but then again everyone tends to outshoot me. If I can manage a pot pie sized grouping on center mass I'm usually satisfied.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:38 PM (RD/6H)

213 I'm pretty women rule the wet T-shirt night circuit.

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2019 08:38 PM (UdKB7)

214 A Dearborn Mi city employee was fired yesterday for posting on his private FB page Burkini girl belongs in Camels Are Us magazine

Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2019 08:39 PM (64/ml)

215 I am also not fond of getting rid of dead things.

....

Bless you.

Attitudes like yours have kept me on the bench for the last six months.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at May 09, 2019 08:39 PM (zX0bZ)

216 *under*served

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:39 PM (9hauA)

217 151 In one Indy 500, Danica Patrick and Janet Gutherie managed to crash into each other, taking each other out of the race. The only two female drivers in the 33 car field.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (q1Pj5)

I can't wait for the first female Asian race car driver. That turn signal blinking for 500 laps...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 09, 2019 08:39 PM (4ErVI)

218 Iditarod. There's a sport.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 08:39 PM (IPZPl)

219 "pretty SURE"

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2019 08:39 PM (UdKB7)

220 I find that as I age I'm able to better appreciate the beauty in a little extra weight carried proportionally.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:40 PM (RD/6H)

221 The former Director of the FBI says it's possible that Trump is under the thumb of the Russians.

If only we had a federal entity with responsibility for counterintelligence that could make such a determination.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:40 PM (Wcb6G)

222 185
the only sport I can think of where there is a truely "level playing field" is competitive shooting

Equestrian
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


I submit that in the case of equestrian sports, the most important athlete is the horse.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2019 08:40 PM (myjNJ)

223 "I had the good grace, during the Kavanaugh nomination, to rub it in everyone's face." A Yang

Sounds fantastic.

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at May 09, 2019 08:40 PM (Gbnud)

224 60/40 for the women that compete for a million or more at the Equestrian events.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 08:40 PM (/D2qo)

225 One of the greatest sporting events of all is the WNBA Dunk Contest.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 08:40 PM (Ncyf9)

226 If you're talking anything beyond dead bugs I don't even want to know.
Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:38 PM (aXucN)


We get yeti up here. When one dies in your wall, you know it.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 08:40 PM (dFltG)

227 Some of us might like reasonably fat 36 year olds.


Just sayin.
Posted by: eleven at May 09, 2019 08:37 PM (NLLmE)

How you doin'?

Just kidding! I'm not 36.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:41 PM (9hauA)

228 The Professor on Gilligan's Island > Philosophy Professors

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2019 08:41 PM (oVJmc)

229 199 I can do trash and bugs and all that but if it comes to mice and/or snakes, I'm done.

Yes. Bugs, OK. Mice/snakes, not cool. Not cool.

I am also not fond of getting rid of dead things.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 09, 2019 08:37 PM (sktRI)


We had an invasion of rodents (I'd like to thank all my neighbors who have avocado and orange trees who let fruit drop onto the ground and leave it there), so for a while I was trapping them on a nightly basis.

One night around 3 am there was loud WHAP! and then howling. My wife couldn't stand it. I told her to relax, the culprit would die soon. Not soon enough for her. So I schlepped outside and finished off the SOB, then went back to bed, now thoroughly awake.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:41 PM (YqDXo)

230 Who knew we would ever reach a point in society where you could have a dick measuring contest with a girl?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2019 08:41 PM (VkWRL)

231 Having grown up with this I sort of agree. For one thing, it's dominated by women so that tips the odds in a big way. And at younger ages they seem to dominate. But at the elite levels there are a lot of guys at the top compared to the number who actually participate.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

Christopher Reeves brought down our average.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 08:41 PM (2DOZq)

232 We get yeti up here. When one dies in your wall, you know it.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 08:40 PM (dFltG)
---------

*crosses Michigan off list of possible retirement locations*

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:41 PM (aXucN)

233 'Iditarod. There's a sport.'

I did thousands of rods. It's a very strenuous sport.

Posted by: Sandra Fluked at May 09, 2019 08:41 PM (UdKB7)

234 I suspect if you look at the elite levels of shooting, equestrian, and almost anything else you'd probably find the same predictable results. It might just be that men are ultra-competitive jerks at that level and are going to consistently perform better because of that element, but they're still men.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:42 PM (RD/6H)

235 Just kidding! I'm not 36.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:41 PM (9hauA)
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And you're not fat! Sorry, you're not qualified!

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:42 PM (aXucN)

236 >>Iditarod. There's a sport.

Susan Butcher. 4 time champion and the cousin of one of my sister's college roommates.

Volvo Ocean Race. Now that's a sport.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:42 PM (/tuJf)

237 Mediocre Male Competitor becomes Dominating Female Competitor with This One Simple Trick!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2019 08:42 PM (oVJmc)

238 I submit that in the case of equestrian sports, the most important athlete is the horse.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2019 08:40 PM (myjNJ)


Same with race car driving.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:42 PM (YqDXo)

239 Be sure to check out the pet thread tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 08:43 PM (/D2qo)

240 I find that as I age I'm able to better appreciate the beauty in a little extra weight carried proportionally.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:40 PM (RD/6H)

Being African, I'm not fond of the very thin look on women. It's funny how I've lived here more than half mile life and some parts of American culture have still not penetrated.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:43 PM (9hauA)

241 The Professor on Gilligan's Island > Philosophy Professors

That guy could make a radio out of PENNIES AND COCONUTS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:43 PM (Wcb6G)

242 Vice is dead. Done. Disney sunk like 500 million into it and have declared it a dead loss and a mistake.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 09, 2019 08:43 PM (39g3+)

243 Comey just trashed AG Barr, after sticking up for Mueller and saying it's possible Trump is under the thumb of the Russians.

This is infuriating.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (NtglE)

He's flailing. I hope they come for him soon.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:35 PM (9hauA)
**************
Not watching. Y'all can be the designated watchers and give us the updates.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2019 08:43 PM (RBOtF)

244 Iditarod. There's a sport.'



Yeah.


"Sport."

Posted by: A Husky at May 09, 2019 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

245 Only because societal norms have conditioned women to swim in a synchronized fashion.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:33 PM (zX0bZ)

And synch up their cycles when living in groups.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 08:43 PM (q1Pj5)

246 It would be fun to see the WNBA and Men's College Basketball Champions duke it out for the right to be a Professional Sports League.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 08:44 PM (Ncyf9)

247 Breaking News: The U.S, Treasury Department is going to accuse Vietnam of manipulating its Dong.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2019 08:44 PM (DMUuz)

248 It's funny how I've lived here more than half mile life and some parts of American culture have still not penetrated.

Phrasing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:44 PM (Wcb6G)

249
Ben Had, that's just cruel

Posted by: AltonJackson Come to the MoMe In June link in nick at May 09, 2019 08:44 PM (QZSa4)

250 The former Director of the FBI says it's possible that Trump is under the thumb of the Russians.

It's POSSIBLE that the Pope is a Muslim. What's his point?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:44 PM (YqDXo)

251
I submit that in the case of equestrian sports, the most important athlete is the horse.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench)


I see your point, but the horse and rider are a team. Horse doesn't perform without the rider.

Dog shows, too. At the very highest level men may have a slight edge but women compete on the whole equally.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2019 08:44 PM (X3lUd)

252 One night around 3 am there was loud WHAP! and then howling. My wife couldn't stand it. I told her to relax, the culprit would die soon. Not soon enough for her. So I schlepped outside and finished off the SOB, then went back to bed, now thoroughly awake.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:41 PM (YqDXo)
---------

Oh. my. gosh. Relax? You told her to relax while some dying rodent (I don't even want to know what species) was howling its death throes? Is she still talking to you?

Buy her some noise canceling earphones that she can wear to bed. They must make them. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)

253
Brit Hume
@brithume
This poor guy @levenson_scott just said on Fox News that Marco Rubio had called for Barr's resignation. "It must be noted," he said, praising Rubio for his courage. Too bad the resignation call from Rubio was seven years ago and referred to Eric Holder.
*******
Bill kristolMETH CongratulatedRubio this morning on the same clip of Rubio calling for Eric Wingman to resign

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 09, 2019 08:44 PM (BqBId)

254 You put any group of women in a pool for 3 months and they will synchronize.


And talk.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (Ncyf9)

255 so, obviously not gonna watch comey on CNN. If there were a hostile person in the crowd to actually ask questions, then I'd still not watch it...but at least it wouldn't be an exercise in masturbation.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (JziUy)

256 It's funny how I've lived here more than half my life and some parts of American culture have still not penetrated.

.....

Phrasing

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (zX0bZ)

257 The WNBA uses s smaller basketball .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (2DOZq)

258 Wasn't the Flint, MI water situation like the wildest hottest teen craze in the "press" for months when it happened? With all the usual distortion and lying and attempts to somehow make it about all the usual hate targets?


And now, when corruption that would make Marion Barry and the Baltimore city council blush is bubbling up like crazy, and ..... mainstream "press" is nowhere to be seen or heard. And a real journalist, local, was being frozen out and nearly assaulted because she was ripping off the covers. Crickets.


And in the end, 95% of NPR listeners will never have any or much understanding of the scandal of the "clean-up". Precious, artificial, increasingly outlandish factual framework - preserved.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (QDnY+)

259 >>I submit that in the case of equestrian sports, the most important athlete is the horse.

It makes a difference but I would still give the nod to the rider.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (/tuJf)

260 And I doubt any of these clickerbators will comeback 1/100th as strong as the man wearing the coattail so many of their click strokes are hanging on.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (YpRda)

261 If I had to battle rodents in my house, I would go right out and force some hapless guy, anyone unattached, to marry me. Or I would move into a hotel.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (9hauA)

262 Breaking News: The U.S, Treasury Department is going to accuse Vietnam of manipulating its Dong.

Was that long?

Posted by: Vietnam at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (8zL5p)

263 The former Director of the FBI says it's possible that Trump is under the thumb of the Russians.


But Obama being born in Kenya? UNPOSSIBLE!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2019 08:46 PM (oVJmc)

264 This poor guy @levenson_scott just said on Fox News that Marco Rubio had called for Barr's resignation. "It must be noted," he said, praising Rubio for his courage. Too bad the resignation call from Rubio was seven years ago and referred to Eric Holder.

FFS

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:46 PM (Wcb6G)

265 In one Indy 500, Danica Patrick and Janet Gutherie
managed to crash into each other, taking each other out of the race. The
only two female drivers in the 33 car field.


Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 08:29 PM (q1Pj5)

Guthrie had long been done racing by the time Danica Patrick came along. There was a wreck in the Indy 500 with two female drivers. My memory is vague on it, but it might have been Lyn St James and Sara Fisher.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 09, 2019 08:46 PM (xPl2J)

266 will comey ascend into heaven, borne by a 100 angels after his town hall. something something joke about his kids being a miracle since he's still a vrigin

Posted by: Keto not Beto at May 09, 2019 08:46 PM (JziUy)

267 I submit that in the case of equestrian sports, the most important athlete is the horse.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2019 08:40 PM (myjNJ)

Same with race car driving.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:42 PM (YqDXo)
-------

I had no idea that horses drove race cars. Huh. The things I learn here.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:46 PM (aXucN)

268 You put any group of women in a pool for 3 months and they will synchronize."

Throw in a bunch of jello packets and maybe they'll fight!

Posted by: freakd at May 09, 2019 08:46 PM (UdKB7)

269 You put any group of women in a pool for 3 months and they will synchronize.


And talk.
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (Ncyf9)


Their fingertips would get all wrinkly.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 08:46 PM (dFltG)

270 Phrasing
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (zX0bZ)

Haha. I knew some male would say something, but I was too lazy to think of another word.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:46 PM (9hauA)

271 BREAKING: Large earthquake strikes off coast of Japan

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 09, 2019 08:46 PM (BqBId)

272 Breaking News: The U.S, Treasury Department is going to accuse Vietnam of manipulating its Dong.
Posted by: Duncanthrax



Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

Posted by: Confucius at May 09, 2019 08:47 PM (NLLmE)

273 The Professor on Gilligan's Island > Philosophy Professors
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2019 08:41 PM


This.

Posted by: Lovey at May 09, 2019 08:47 PM (DMUuz)

274 Always Short Vietnamese Dong


Good financial advice and perhaps the middle of a haiku?

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 08:47 PM (Ncyf9)

275 Be sure to check out the pet thread tomorrow.

Isn't the pet thread a Caturday afternoon special?

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 09, 2019 08:47 PM (pPNCa)

276 271 BREAKING: Large earthquake strikes off coast of Japan
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 09, 2019 08:46 PM (BqBId)


6.3? Meh. California will do that to you.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:47 PM (ed8K1)

277 Equestrian Sports, if you aren't a partnership you are fucked.

Jump? Naw , not today. The Horse.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 08:48 PM (/D2qo)

278 BREAKING: Large earthquake strikes off coast of Japan

--

What's the Japanese word for tsunami?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:48 PM (RD/6H)

279 Breaking News: The U.S, Treasury Department is going to accuse Vietnam of manipulating its Dong.

Was that long?
Posted by: Vietnam at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (8zL5p)


Nah, they shorted their own dong. It was brutal.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 08:48 PM (aS1PU)

280 I don't know any of this Deadspin shit - all I know is Tina couldn't box worth a damn.

Posted by: Ike Turner at May 09, 2019 08:48 PM (/4YT6)

281 They used to be first in man studies. Now they are first in human. With post menopausal women.

Ah, that makes sense. Back in the day, we NEVER performed any early tests on women. Streng verboten, post thalidomide.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:48 PM (YqDXo)

282 'What's the Japanese word for tsunami?'

oshi...

Posted by: freakd at May 09, 2019 08:49 PM (UdKB7)

283 What's the Japanese word for tsunami?
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:48 PM (RD/6H)
------
What's the Japanese word for Holy Shit!

Posted by: Weasel at May 09, 2019 08:49 PM (MVjcR)

284 280 I don't know any of this Deadspin shit - all I know is Tina couldn't box worth a damn.
Posted by: Ike Turner at May 09, 2019 08:48 PM (/4YT6)


I laughed. I am ashamed.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:49 PM (ed8K1)

285 Boxing.

Ain't no woman heavyweight gonna beat a man heavyweight.

Case closed.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2019 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

286 If you're talking anything beyond dead bugs I don't even want to know.

--

One magical summer, the neighbor's outdoor boy cat feel in love with my inside girl cat and with me. My backyard became a virtual killing field. The worst was the black squirrel I found in the leaves....



Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 09, 2019 08:49 PM (sktRI)

287 Women (well, a certain type of woman) are really good at claiming empowerment from mundane, but stupid, or sometimes, unhygienic things. So there's that.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:49 PM (9hauA)

288 Not that many women jockeys . You would think there would be more.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 08:49 PM (2DOZq)

289 Breaking News: The U.S, Treasury Department is going to accuse Vietnam of manipulating its Dong.

This just in: Vietnam experiences a mysterious outbreak of blindness.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:49 PM (YqDXo)

290 Guthrie had long been done racing by the time Danica
Patrick came along. There was a wreck in the Indy 500 with two female
drivers. My memory is vague on it, but it might have been Lyn St James
and Sara Fisher.


Posted by: Mark1971 at May 09, 2019 08:46 PM (xPl2J)

That could be it. My memory sometimes plays tricks on me.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 08:50 PM (q1Pj5)

291 Quakes off Japan are a swarm 20 miles(ish) off Kyushu in the south. 6.3, 5.6, and 5.1.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:50 PM (Wcb6G)

292 It's all about the ocean floor subsidence. If there was any. That's where you get your tsunami.


All Comey mentions outside the MSM should be accompanied by that ridiculous photo of him doing a jumping jack at a college, wearing a I recall a down jacket. I think it perfectly conveys his gravitas, intelligence, and character.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 08:50 PM (QDnY+)

293 279 Breaking News: The U.S, Treasury Department is going to accuse Vietnam of manipulating its Dong.

Was that long?
Posted by: Vietnam at May 09, 2019 08:45 PM (8zL5p)

Nah, they shorted their own dong. It was brutal.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 08:48 PM (aS1PU)


I hope George Soros goes long on the dong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:51 PM (YqDXo)

294 Anyone watching this Comey interview who doesn't think he is going to get prosecuted is not paying attention.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:51 PM (/tuJf)

295 One magical summer, the neighbor's outdoor boy cat feel in love with my inside girl cat and with me. My backyard became a virtual killing field. The worst was the black squirrel I found in the leaves....

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 09, 2019 08:49 PM (sktRI)
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Blech. And hogmartin thinks I need a cat. Right.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:51 PM (aXucN)

296 Kuso no Kami?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 09, 2019 08:51 PM (zhiHb)

297 I find that as I age I'm able to better appreciate the beauty in a little extra weight carried proportionally.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:40 PM (RD/6H)


A little extra body fat enhances curves, and makes her look slightly younger.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 09, 2019 08:51 PM (SgjGX)

298 It ain't the track that gets women jockeys, it's the shedrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 08:51 PM (/D2qo)

299 The cool thing about the Vietnamese dong is that when you exchange a hundred bucks for dong, you get a brick of A MILLION dong.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:51 PM (Wcb6G)

300 BREAKING: Large earthquake strikes off coast of Japan


JAPAN UNFAIR TO EARTHQUAKES

UNION NOW

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2019 08:52 PM (oVJmc)

301 292 All Comey mentions outside the MSM should be accompanied by that ridiculous photo of him doing a jumping jack at a college, wearing a I recall a down jacket. I think it perfectly conveys his gravitas, intelligence, and character.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 08:50 PM (QDnY+)


Really, any of his douchey Twitter pictures of forest floors, or him staring off into the distance as though he's Poet Laureate or something, would do that.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:52 PM (ed8K1)

302 I don't know what the Vietnamese currency is called but if it isn't called dong it should be.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 08:52 PM (aS1PU)

303 Currently staging a sit-in protest in the bariatric ward of a local
hospital.

Was HORRIFIED when I learned they are literally and actually giving
surgery ("gastric bypass") to weight-queer humans to force them to lose
body size.

This is fucking EUGENICS.

https://twitter.com/MadelineSeers13/status/
1125609746294198273


Posted by: andycanuck at May 09, 2019 08:53 PM (Dh1wo)

304 Anyone watching this Comey interview who doesn't think he is going to get prosecuted is not paying attention.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:51 PM (/tuJf)

Please God, make it happen.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:53 PM (9hauA)

305 Ain't no woman heavyweight gonna beat a man heavyweight.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2019 08:49 PM


Ahem.

Wait until my hips get moving and humming in the wind
The ground'll start shaking

Posted by: Bertha Butt, one of the Butt sisters at May 09, 2019 08:53 PM (DMUuz)

306 Blech. And hogmartin thinks I need a cat. Right.
--

It was Lady and the Tramp, cat style.

My girl cat Penny was a rescue and wanted to stay inside. Very gentle, well behaved and just... kind of perfect. But a bit shy. Never tried to kill anything, and just stared at bugs on the floor.


So yes, you need a cat. Stat.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 09, 2019 08:53 PM (sktRI)

307 'brick of A MILLION dong.'

Can you get them in a bag?

Posted by: Andy Pooper at May 09, 2019 08:53 PM (UdKB7)

308 Anyone watching this Comey interview who doesn't think he is going to get prosecuted is not paying attention.

Something is up. He's panicking and that shitbag Brennan has gone radio silent.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:53 PM (Wcb6G)

309 Anyone watching this Comey interview who doesn't think he is going to get prosecuted is not paying attention.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:51 PM (/tuJf)

Alberto Gonzales is thinking karma and smiling.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 08:53 PM (2DOZq)

310 *There Is No Real Difference in Male and Female Athletic Performance, Except For Those Differences Sociiiiiety Falsely Conditions Us To Believe In*

In the otherwise real world this is stated as, " Perception equals reality."

Dumbasses.

Posted by: tbodie at May 09, 2019 08:53 PM (eqHTn)

311 will comey ascend into heaven, borne by a 100 angels after his town hall.

Maybe he'll be riding Barack, a la Mohammed.

Or will it be Buttplug? Or Cory Booker?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:53 PM (YqDXo)

312 Guthrie had long been done racing by the time Danica Patrick came along. There was a wreck in the Indy 500 with two female drivers.

.....

Patrick and Milka Duno?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (zX0bZ)

313 "It's going to be funny when a dude enters a lesbo-dominated sport like
softball, and wrecks every diesel-dyke pitching record. They're gonna be
howling bloody murder"


Eddie "The King" Feigner and his Court( two other guys) would travel the country playing against high school girls teams and it wasn't even a contest, he could strike them all out and score at will. You might ask why was he playing against girls, because he was in his 70's.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (4thlk)

314 Godzilla Status - Not Godzilla. Probably.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (zhiHb)

315 Societal collapse? You're soaking in it!

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (RuIsu)

316 So yes, you need a cat. Stat.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at May 09, 2019 08:53 PM (sktRI)
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If I got a cat, I'd have to move out. I'm severely allergic.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (aXucN)

317 Now Comey's trashing Rosenstein. Says he doesn't have strong character. Also Trump ate his soul. Not making this up.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (NtglE)

318 Um, and why should the sanctimonious rat have a townhall on any network. CNN is such a joke.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (9hauA)

319 You people deny science..... yeah, I cant even.

Posted by: No at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (cc0Ep)

320 *There Is No Real Difference in Male and Female Athletic Performance, Except For Those Differences Sociiiiiety Falsely Conditions Us To Believe

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Trump and Hillary are around the same age, aren't they?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (RD/6H)

321 Blech. And hogmartin thinks I need a cat. Right.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:51 PM (aXucN)


Two killers in the same household, one with a shiv and one with claws, sounds like Trouble!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (f3oO4)

322 SCIENCE!

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (RD/6H)

323 I rike slow dancing with big busty American chicks.

Posted by: Long Duc Dong (The Donger) at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (q1Pj5)

324 Not that many women jockeys . You would think there would be more.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 08:49 PM (2DOZq)


Is "woman jockey" just something you can just apply for?

My career counselor didn't tell me ANY of the good ones.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (dFltG)

325 Get it On

Bag of Dong

Get it On

Posted by: T. Rex at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (Ncyf9)

326 One of my candidates for the biggest purveyor of clickbait:

Business Insider.

Anytime they pop up on YouTube or LinkedIn, I block them. On LinkedIn especially, they keep popping up: so much for algorithms.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (h78gC)

327 To their credit, this HBO miniseries on Chernobyl perfectly captures the lying liars the Soviets were.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (Wcb6G)

328 hahaha

Now Comey is calling Rosenstein a man without a strong character.

He must have missed the DOJ ceremony for him today when unlike Comey who was fired, Rosenstein was celebrated by a full Grand Hall of people praising his strong character.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (/tuJf)

329 Now Comey's trashing Rosenstein. Says he doesn't have strong character. Also Trump ate his soul. Not making this up.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (NtglE)

He's just reciting what he already wrote in a stupid article recently.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (9hauA)

330 Now Comey's trashing Rosenstein. Says he doesn't have strong character. Also Trump ate his soul. Not making this up.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (NtglE)
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I don't have cable. I hope this goes up online somewhere. It sounds nuts.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (aXucN)

331 Unless it's changed, it is the dong. One of my favorite currency names. Another is the Ethiopian "birr". Yes, pronounced like a shivering cartoon character.


Hmmm, great food, coffee, and hawt women in both places. And weird currency names.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (QDnY+)

332 291 Quakes off Japan are a swarm 20 miles(ish) off Kyushu in the south. 6.3, 5.6, and 5.1.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:50 PM (Wcb6G)


Maybe Godzilla ate a burrito.

That can happen.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (YqDXo)

333 Comey's PROTEST TOO MUCH Tour.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 09, 2019 08:56 PM (oVJmc)

334 Wait, three elderly men vs an entire team of kids who could be getting college scholarships in the next year or so?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:56 PM (RD/6H)

335 OK , so who's up for getting bluebell a labradoodle?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 08:56 PM (/D2qo)

336 I'm sure Comey would tell Jesus to work on his character.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 08:56 PM (9hauA)

337 What's the Japanese word for tsunami?

What is "tsunami"?

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2019 08:56 PM (sdi6R)

338 261 If I had to battle rodents in my house, I would go right out and force some hapless guy, anyone unattached, to marry me. Or I would move into a hotel.

We had a couple die in an inaccessible spot in the attic one summer. I had the keys to a friend's house, who was out of town, and just spent every day there. They were parents of a young family, so I cleaned all the stuff she didn't have time for while I was hanging out, in gratitude.

Posted by: Sal, not a one-syllable troll at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (wR64M)

339 Milka Duno was hot.

I didn't particularly care if she couldn't win.

As with Anna Kournakova, we were all better for her simply being in the competition.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (zX0bZ)

340 How did people fully understand the word "sanctimonious" before Comey came along?

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (ed8K1)

341 Now, Disney says all of the money it put into Vice has been incinerated:



Good let all of these lefty companies that want to fund more lefty garbage all get financially destroyed.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (UQ0Bm)

342 Now Comey is calling Rosenstein a man without a strong character.

He must have missed the DOJ ceremony for him today when unlike Comey who was fired, Rosenstein was celebrated by a full Grand Hall of people praising his strong character.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (/tuJf)


In his own mind, Comey is a martyr gazing into heaven.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (aS1PU)

343 And hogmartin thinks I need a cat. Right.
Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:51 PM


You just need the right cat. A car of sleek beauty, wonderful personality, intelligence, and affection.

And no love for the Yankees.

Posted by: Ace, the TXMoMe Cat at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (DMUuz)

344 I'll admit it was low hanging fruit, but it's not often you get to make the tsunami joke.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (RD/6H)

345
I don't have cable. I hope this goes up online somewhere. It sounds nuts.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (aXucN)


Let me know when he does that "blblblblblbl" thing with his finger on his lips.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (X3lUd)

346 Oh, Danika supporters, eh? Well, Danika asked Janet if she'd like "another" muffin top at the pre-race buffet. That's a bitch!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (Dh1wo)

347 Thank you, Ben, but bluebell doesn't need a pet. Bluebell has five children, one (and soon to be two, for a while) of whom still lives at home. That's enough caretaking for me.

Mr. bluebell is good at taking care of himself, but I still take care of him anyway.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (aXucN)

348 302 I don't know what the Vietnamese currency is called but if it isn't called dong it should be.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 08:52 PM (aS1PU)


Today's financial currency advice:

Go Long Dong!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 08:58 PM (f3oO4)

349 A car of sleek beauty, wonderful personality, intelligence, and affection.

--

A KITT cat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:58 PM (RD/6H)

350 'so who's up for getting bluebell a labradoodle'

Ok but it sounds dirty.

Posted by: guy who thinks everything sounds dirty at May 09, 2019 08:58 PM (UdKB7)

351 On a scale from one to Avenatti, how loud will we laugh at CNN when the Comey indictment comes down?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:58 PM (Wcb6G)

352 Now Comey's trashing Rosenstein. Says he doesn't have strong character. Also Trump ate his soul. Not making this up.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (NtglE)



About time for the men in the white jackets and butterfly nets to get Jimmy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2019 08:59 PM (UQ0Bm)

353 Let me know when he does that "blblblblblbl" thing with his finger on his lips.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (X3lUd)


I laughed because I could see him doing it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 08:59 PM (aS1PU)

354 Patrick and Milka Duno?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 08:54 PM (zX0bZ)

You might be thinking of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXDEPrIr9I

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 09, 2019 08:59 PM (xPl2J)

355 You just need the right cat. A car of sleek beauty, wonderful personality, intelligence, and affection.

And no love for the Yankees.
Posted by: Ace, the TXMoMe Cat at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (DMUuz
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But Ace the MoMe cat, you are already spoken for, lovely as you are. And if you recall, I didn't pet you either, since I knew I'd blow up and start sneezing.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:59 PM (aXucN)

356 63 Speaking of big boned chicks . . .

In a new interview, Stacey Abrams says she's considering a 2020 run [for the White House].

And regardless of the vote count, she's gonna win.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2019 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)

She's disqualified. She does NOT have a HOT, BEAUTIFUL SMILE like what He had. Look at that massive light-year gap in her teeth. She needs to see an orthodontist first, so she can get a HOT, BEAUTIFUL SMILE.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 09, 2019 08:59 PM (h78gC)

357 Ha Ha, Ha Ha, Ha.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 09, 2019 09:00 PM (in24S)

358 I don't want to see a Comey hearing unless he's cosplaying as Budd Dwyer.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 09, 2019 09:00 PM (zhiHb)

359 Comey is a tragic figure. He bent over backwards and violated his oath and betrayed his country to get Hillzabub elected. Then Hillz lost and blamed Comey (and one or two others). Trump fired him and now the left hates, we hate and all God's children hate him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2019 09:00 PM (+y/Ru)

360 Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (aXucN)

You must be the only native born American who does not own a cat.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 09:00 PM (9hauA)

361


Jeezus the comments at Deadspin are straight up aggressive cancer cells.

All of this bullshit, I am pretty convinced, is to give these unemployable thumb suckers jobs, and the idiot profs who pour this liquid cancer into their minds, cushy tenured positions all across the country.

Think of all the awards and gifts!!!

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Williams at May 09, 2019 09:00 PM (T+ZG/)

362 I mean, a pet.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 09:00 PM (9hauA)

363 A KITT cat.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 08:58 PM




D*mn autocucumber.

Posted by: Ace, the TXMoMe Cat at May 09, 2019 09:01 PM (DMUuz)

364 I don't know what the Vietnamese currency is called but if it isn't called dong it should be.



Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 08:52 PM (aS1PU)


Would make begging pretty comical. You got dong for me? Dong for the blind, will work for dong or food, give dong to the needy during the holidays, etc etc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2019 09:01 PM (9Om/r)

365 How did people fully understand the word "sanctimonious" before Comey came along?
Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 08:57 PM (ed8K1)


I thought I did, but nope. Not even close.

Any excuse to use "Pecksniffian" and mean it is welcome, though.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 09:01 PM (dFltG)

366 bluebell, Darlin, that ship has already sailed. You only have 2 out of five at home, I see a puppy in your future. Moki , says all is well.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 09:01 PM (/D2qo)

367 Oh. my. gosh. Relax? You told her to relax while some dying rodent (I don't even want to know what species) was howling its death throes? Is she still talking to you?

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:44 PM (aXucN)


Yeah, she is. I've whacked literally dozens of roof rats (which love avocados and oranges, which abound here), mice, and gophers, and knew that they die pretty quickly after getting smoked.

The trap didn't kill this one cleanly, hence the howling. I figured he'd be even money to have expired by the time I got out there, but he hadn't. I took my annoyance out on his ass, and returned to bed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:01 PM (YqDXo)

368 You must be the only native born American who does not own a cat.

There are at least two of us. Cats are assholes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 09:01 PM (Wcb6G)

369 6.3, 5.6, and 5.1.

So, they felt 'em, but nothing too serious.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 09:01 PM (Qwtw1)

370 What is "tsunami"?
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What is a question that 'top' US school-teachers cannot answer, Alex?

Posted by: andycanuck at May 09, 2019 09:01 PM (Dh1wo)

371 "334
Wait, three elderly men vs an entire team of kids who could be getting college scholarships in the next year or so?"


The last time I watched them the other two guys were much younger, probably around fifty. You never heard of Eddie Feigner? The guy was amazing, he would pitch from second base and there wasn't a girl on the team that could even make contact with the ball. He would sometimes let them hit to showcase his outfielder, a guy in his fifties running everything down.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 09, 2019 09:01 PM (4thlk)

372 We have a cat that comes and stares in our bay window at night after it gets dark. Makes eye contact if you see her, mews plaintively for however long you'll look at her, and then runs away when you open the door.

Very much a cat.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 09:02 PM (RD/6H)

373 God created Peter Strzok so Comey wouldn't look so bad in comparison.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2019 09:02 PM (+y/Ru)

374 You must be the only native born American who does not own a cat.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 09:00 PM (9hauA)
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No one in my family or my husband's family has ever owned a cat. Dogs, yes. Cats, no.

And cats KNOW I'm allergic to them. They stalk me, and wrap themselves around my legs, and jump on my shoulders, even as their owners are saying "they won't bother you, they never pay attention to our visitors."

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 09:02 PM (aXucN)

375 About time for the men in the white jackets and butterfly nets to get Jimmy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2019 08:59 PM (UQ0Bm)


Actually, he's pre-planning his insanity defense!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 09:02 PM (f3oO4)

376 >>Thank you, Ben, but bluebell doesn't need a pet. Bluebell has five children, one (and soon to be two, for a while) of whom still lives at home. That's enough caretaking for me.

Besides, it will cut into the time you need for the 2nd edition.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 09:02 PM (/tuJf)

377 >>6.3, 5.6, and 5.1.


They suffered a Sudoku, too?

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:02 PM (Ncyf9)

378 Granted that's part of racing, but one win over a decade ago isn't going to pull sponsors in for male racers.

OTOH, male racers can transition in midlife and become classical ballerinas: here's one featured by the BBC:

https://tinyurl.com/y6hghtfd

I feel sorry for male dancers who would have to carry that heffalump around the stage. FWIW, Baryshnikov is only 5 ft 5 inches tall and not attracted to guys, and other straight male dancers are on the short side too even though they're wiry.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 09, 2019 09:02 PM (pPNCa)

379
You people deny science.....

Science denies me...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 09, 2019 09:02 PM (aKsyK)

380 You must be the only native born American who does not own a cat.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 09:00 PM (9hauA)


I'm another one. Dog lover, don't have much time for cats myself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:02 PM (YqDXo)

381 Maybe Comey and ole Cahrles J. can get together and do a bitchin' calendar with trees and weeds and shit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 09:02 PM (Wcb6G)

382
Deadspin has been shit since its get go. The guy who started it was a lefty tool bag

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2019 09:03 PM (UQ0Bm)

383 Anyone watching this Comey interview who doesn't think he is going to get prosecuted is not paying attention.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08

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What interview?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2019 09:03 PM (zLlgp)

384 Roof rats. Oh dear. I think I better leave this conversation.

Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 09:03 PM (aXucN)

385
Herbert Lom >>>> James Comey

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 09, 2019 09:03 PM (X3lUd)

386 I ordered a thing from Amazon, and ever since yesterday the tracking told me that I'd get it today.

Currently it says, "Your package was probably delivered, as we expected it to arrive by now."

*opens door, looks at porch and inside mailbox*

Um, nope.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2019 09:03 PM (sdi6R)

387 The Almighty Dong!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2019 09:04 PM (+y/Ru)

388 Random thought: You ever noticed how much Brennan looks like the emperor in Star Wars?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 09:04 PM (Wcb6G)

389 I don't know what the Vietnamese currency is called but if it isn't called dong it should be.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 08:52 PM (aS1PU)

Today's financial currency advice:

Go Long Dong!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


It is called the "Dong". Per Bing.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2019 09:04 PM (jTv1/)

390 Berserker, funny, never once encountered a panhandler in Vietnam. Probably cultural (plenty of people living "simply" on hand). Then again, same thing in Eritrea, on paper one of the "poorest" countries in the world. But foreign visitors were treated like special guests, and the capital city was clean and well organized. Cultural.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 09:04 PM (QDnY+)

391 Posted by: Mark1971 at May 09, 2019 08:59 PM (xPl2J)

.....

If only there had been a kiddie pool full of jello nearby.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 09:04 PM (zX0bZ)

392 6.3, 5.6, and 5.1.

So, they felt 'em, but nothing too serious.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 09:01 PM (Qwtw1)


That low score by the Russian judge will hurt their overall score

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2019 09:04 PM (UQ0Bm)

393 There are at least two of us. Cats are assholes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 09:01 PM (Wcb6G)


That's not true.

They're sadistic, totally self-centered assholes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:04 PM (YqDXo)

394 I meant pet. Sigh. Sometimes I wish we could edit our comments.

But bluebell must be the first American I have met that doesn't own a pet. (Naturalized citizens and first and second generation Americans not from the Western hemisphere excepted.)

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 09:05 PM (9hauA)

395 >>The Almighty Dong!


Purple Veinedbacks

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:05 PM (Ncyf9)

396 >>What interview?

CNN

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

397 Wow.. they predicted an imminent quake off Japan just 12 hours ago..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 09, 2019 09:05 PM (438dO)

398 Currently it says, "Your package was probably delivered, as we expected it to arrive by now."

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I have something like that happen a lot. I asked the post office about it and they said what's usually happening is that the package arrived at their building after the driver left and that it should be delivered tomorrow.

Good luck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 09:05 PM (RD/6H)

399 I don't have cable. I hope this goes up online somewhere. It sounds nuts.
Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (aXucN)
~~~~~

Hi bluebell!

I'm sure it'll be on youtube within the hour. But be forwarned: it's infuriating--he lies with complete abandon throughout.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2019 09:05 PM (NtglE)

400 I'd buy that for a Donger!

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:05 PM (Ncyf9)

401 389 I don't know what the Vietnamese currency is called but if it isn't called dong it should be.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 08:52 PM (aS1PU)

Today's financial currency advice:

Go Long Dong!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Silver poised to make a big run upwards.

Go Long Dong Silver!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:05 PM (YqDXo)

402 Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

Thanks

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2019 09:05 PM (zLlgp)

403 400 I'd buy that for a Donger!
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:05 PM (Ncyf9)


(rolls)

Posted by: C.M. Kornbluth at May 09, 2019 09:06 PM (ed8K1)

404 I will probably never own a pet, but I prefer cats too dogs. Dogs are too loving and clingy. Cats have attitude.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 09:06 PM (9hauA)

405 You never heard of Eddie Feigner? The guy was amazing, he would pitch from second base and there wasn't a girl on the team that could even make contact with the ball.

--

I haven't, but I'm incurious and generally not very bright.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 09:06 PM (RD/6H)

406 One of my candidates for the biggest purveyor of clickbait:

Business Insider.

Anytime they pop up on YouTube or LinkedIn, I block them. On LinkedIn especially, they keep popping up: so much for algorithms.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (h78gC)



Business Insider is a left shit rag. It has as much to do with business as the ACLU has to do with civil liberties.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2019 09:06 PM (AMcQa)

407 Lookup Univariate Fallacy (I saw on twitter account of Colin Wright @SwipeWright ... you can dig it out easily enough if interested), but basically it is pretending that just because you can't pin differences between two possible categories on a single variable (i.e., testosterone level) there is no actual difference between the categories.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at May 09, 2019 09:07 PM (dYe5S)

408 Ya'll stand back or you might get hurt!

Posted by: Dong work for yuda at May 09, 2019 09:07 PM (UdKB7)

409 So when their currency is devalued it's a dinged dong?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Spirit Animal is Alfred D. Whintle at May 09, 2019 09:07 PM (RD/6H)

410 404 I will probably never own a pet, but I prefer cats too dogs. Dogs are too loving and clingy. Cats have attitude.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 09:06 PM (9hauA)


Parrots love you and have attitude. Don't know why they are not more popular.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 09:07 PM (ed8K1)

411 Chique, don't make me denounce you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 09:07 PM (Wcb6G)

412 Careful, guys. I hear the Israelis are shorting the dong.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 09, 2019 09:07 PM (Dh1wo)

413 376 JackStraw

Now you've done it!

Serpentine!! Now!!!

**shives pass you like you are Indiana Jones dodging darts from blowpipes**

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2019 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

414 >>What interview?

CNN
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 09:05 PM (/tuJf)
***********
Is was suppose to be a town hall. Are people asking questions from the audience?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2019 09:07 PM (RBOtF)

415 Clint Eastwood Movie in Vietnam

A FISTFUL OF DONG

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (Ncyf9)

416 WIW, Baryshnikov is only 5 ft 5 inches tall and not attracted to guys, and other straight male dancers are on the short side too even though they're wiry.
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 09, 2019 09:02 PM (pPNCa)


Actually, those guys are VERY strong. They have to catch the chicks in mid-air. Now, OK, the chicks weigh maybe 100 pounds, but would you want to catch a falling 100 lb. over your head?

I wouldn't.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (YqDXo)

417 327 To their credit, this HBO miniseries on Chernobyl perfectly captures the lying liars the Soviets were.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:55 PM (Wcb6G)

It's what happens when totally unaccountable people run nukes. TMI released 15 curies of radiation in 1979. Chernobyl released 50 million curies worth.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (h78gC)

418 214 A Dearborn Mi city employee was fired yesterday for posting on his private FB page Burkini girl belongs in Camels Are Us magazine
Posted by: Jen the original at May 09, 2019 08:39 PM (64/ml)

I probably know him.

Posted by: clutch at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (kiSdp)

419 andycanuck

Obligatory:

Just a little off the tip.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (u82oZ)

420 415 Clint Eastwood Movie in Vietnam

A FISTFUL OF DONG
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (Ncyf9)


For A Few Dongs More - The Sandra Fluke Story

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (YqDXo)

421 I wonder if they have a Dong Store?

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (Ncyf9)

422 A FISTFUL OF DONG

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (Ncyf9)



In many ways the story of Obama

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (AMcQa)

423 Wait until my hips get moving and humming in the wind
The ground'll start shaking
Posted by: Bertha Butt, one of the Butt sisters at May 09, 2019 08:53 PM (DMUuz)

C'mon Bertha! C'mon!.....

You gonna shuffle over but you limpin' back.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (Z+IKu)

424 Parrots love you and have attitude. Don't know why they are not more popular.
Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 09:07 PM (ed8K1)

And they can live a lot longer.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (2DOZq)

425 Roof rats. Oh dear. I think I better leave this conversation.

Give us a call.

Posted by: Roof Koreans at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (pPNCa)

426 415 Clint Eastwood Movie in Vietnam
A FISTFUL OF DONG
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (Ncyf9)


THE DONG PIT

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (ed8K1)

427 You must be the only native born American who does not own a cat.

There are at least two of us. Cats are assholes.

Three. Not assholes, bad childhood experience.

Posted by: Infidel at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (izYMI)

428 How many dongs did The A-Team steal from the Bank of Hanoi?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (xPl2J)

429 This lets me know that there are apparently a lot of VCs that have fuckall for ability to analyze businesses.


Any VC that looks at Vice's (formerly) 2500 employees, and doesn't think that can't be reduced by at least a factor of ten, is probably just somebody playing around with daddy's cash.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (QS3Sf)

430 Splunge, because they are going to outlive you by 50 years,

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (/D2qo)

431 Chique, don't make me denounce you.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 09:07 PM (Wcb6G)

Hehe. If people knew my real feelings about dogs, I would be run out of the country.

I do like them more than I used to now, but still not a huge fan. Some puppies are cute, I will admit.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (9hauA)

432 Me love you long time.. now where my dong??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (438dO)

433 Well, parrots aren't cheap. I know you can pay a lot for certain cat breeds, but in general they're a pretty egalitarian pet - you can pretty much always find a stray.

Much harder to find, say, a stray African Grey. Too bad, because I always wanted one.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (zhiHb)

434 bluebell, you should listen to hogmartin. He has plumbed the depths, osculated the umbilicus of Neptunus Rex, and returned to tell the tale.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (DMUuz)

435 >>Is was suppose to be a town hall. Are people asking questions from the audience?

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (/tuJf)

436 I wonder if they have a Dong Store?
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:08 PM (Ncyf9)


Why, did they call? Leave a message, maybe?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 09:10 PM (dFltG)

437 It is called the "Dong". Per Bing.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2019 09:04 PM (jTv1/)

Things are going to get funny around here. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2019 09:10 PM (9Om/r)

438 404 I will probably never own a pet, but I prefer cats too dogs. Dogs are too loving and clingy. Cats have attitude.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 09:06 PM (9hauA)


I recommend goldfish for those who like to be ignored by their pets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:10 PM (YqDXo)

439 The Donger needs food!

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 09, 2019 09:10 PM (2DOZq)

440 https://youtu.be/Lj7IhH1YiIM

There are some hard times going on at those Clickbait Mills.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 09, 2019 09:10 PM (HCqAo)

441 Anyone watching this Comey interview who doesn't think he is going to get prosecuted is not paying attention.

Something is up. He's panicking and that shitbag Brennan has gone radio silent.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:53 PM (Wcb6G)


Oh please oh please oh please!!!

Posted by: LASue at May 09, 2019 09:10 PM (XROPS)

442 bluebell, when you get around to reading the book , I have the funniest story to tell you,

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 09:10 PM (/D2qo)

443 Hehe. If people knew my real feelings about dogs, I would be run out of the country.



I do like them more than I used to now, but still not a huge fan. Some puppies are cute, I will admit.

Posted by: chique d'afrique.............
Yeah.. the puppies taste a lot better than the old ones! And tender???? oh yeah!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 09, 2019 09:10 PM (438dO)

444 THE 10,000 DONG PYRAMID

Posted by: Vietnamese Game Show at May 09, 2019 09:11 PM (Ncyf9)

445 Splunge, because they are going to outlive you by 50 years,
Posted by: Ben Had


Get an African Grey the day you are born and there's a good chance you will have to direct where he goes in your will.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2019 09:11 PM (jTv1/)

446 I do like them more than I used to now, but still not a huge fan. Some puppies are cute, I will admit.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (9hauA)


So, you're slowly coming around! One step at a time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 09:11 PM (f3oO4)

447 CatchThirtyThr33, this was covered long ago with a solid general guideline:


Children, matches
Soviets, nuclear energy
Children, matches
Soviets, nuclear energy

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 09:11 PM (QDnY+)

448 Also a false social construct: the difference between handicapable athletes and non-cripples. Shit, vegetables could win the gold if you shitlords would just keep your bigoted expectations to yourselves.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 09, 2019 09:11 PM (H5knJ)

449 Gentlemen, we have the technology to rebuild him bigger, longer and faster.

Steve Austin is The Six Million Donged Man.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 09, 2019 09:12 PM (zX0bZ)

450 He has plumbed the depths, osculated the umbilicus of Neptunus Rex, and returned to tell the tale.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2019 09:09 PM (DMUuz)


There weren't any cats there. Just boingfish.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 09:12 PM (dFltG)

451 Parrots love you and have attitude. Don't know why they are not more popular.

Pittsburgh needs to win another World Series.

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 09, 2019 09:12 PM (pPNCa)

452 This lets me know that there are apparently a lot of VCs that have fuckall for ability to analyze businesses.

I've worked with a lot of VCs. They aren't necessarily concerned with the long-term viability of the business, but rather with the liquidity event, aka "finding the bigger fool."

In pitching to them, it is critical to address that concern.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:12 PM (YqDXo)

453 Do you really want to go in the Dong Store?

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 09:12 PM (Qwtw1)

454 >the only sport I can think of where there is a truely "level playing field" is competitive shooting

Curling. Although women may have an inherent edge because of all the sweeping.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 08:23 PM (/tuJf)

I went shooting last weekend--- I think more upper body strength and their general size gives men an advantage.

Posted by: LASue at May 09, 2019 09:12 PM (XROPS)

455 THE COLOR OF DONG

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:12 PM (Ncyf9)

456 No cats for us. I'm allergic, and she does not like cats. It's a good pairing.

I have permission, with a list of conditions mortgage bankers and Apple software people can only admire, to get chickens. Next year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2019 09:12 PM (u82oZ)

457 ' Vietnamese Game Show'

Posted by: The Dong Show at May 09, 2019 09:12 PM (UdKB7)

458 >>Do you really want to go in the Dong Store?


I know I can afford at least one item.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:13 PM (Ncyf9)

459 Just boingfish.

Don't you mean "dongfish"?

Posted by: Bert G at May 09, 2019 09:13 PM (OMsf+)

460 444 THE 10,000 DONG PYRAMID
Posted by: Vietnamese Game Show at May 09, 2019 09:11 PM (Ncyf9)/i]

That's the 64,000 Dong question.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:13 PM (YqDXo)

461 Anyone watching this Comey interview who doesn't think he is going to get prosecuted is not paying attention.

Something is up. He's panicking and that shitbag Brennan has gone radio silent.
Posted by: Circa


Razor blade down the street, not across the tracks.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2019 09:13 PM (jTv1/)

462 Didn't think there was any question that, overall, top-level ballet dancers are among the best athletes alive. What they do is beyond belief.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 09:13 PM (QDnY+)

463 Show me the DONG!

Posted by: Tom Cruise at May 09, 2019 09:13 PM (ed8K1)

464 A chicken?

Gonna name it Little Jerry?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 09, 2019 09:13 PM (zhiHb)

465 Dongs to doughnuts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2019 09:14 PM (9Om/r)

466
Hear me now, believe me later...

when the "first" woman "african-american" nascar/formula driver comes along, it'll be like she's the first woman ever in racing. All the others will be forgotten.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2019 09:14 PM (K8GVR)

467 Don't you mean "dongfish"?
Posted by: Bert G at May 09, 2019 09:13 PM (OMsf+)


Just don't make eye contact. They're more afraid of you than you are of them.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 09:14 PM (dFltG)

468 will probably never own a pet, but I prefer cats too dogs. Dogs are too loving and clingy. Cats have attitude.
Posted by: chique d'afrique

Comedian says, dogs are really loving and friendly, spend too much time in your face wanting attention. Cats stroll by like "What ya doin? Oh nevermind, I just remembered, I don't care."

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 09, 2019 09:14 PM (myjNJ)

469 Didn't think there was any question that, overall, top-level ballet dancers are among the best athletes alive. What they do is beyond belief.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 09:13 PM (QDnY+)


Lithe is nice.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 09:15 PM (aS1PU)

470 This Abnormal Thing Is Fine
This Bad Thing Is Good
This Good Thing Is Bad

It's not clickbait. It's psychological warfare. It's an intentional demoralization campaign against normal people. As most of us can plainly see, to try to live a normal life with this constant drone in the background is very, very unpleasant. It's supposed to be.

They see it as "afflicting the comfortable", except in this case the "comfortable" is not "the 1%". It's the 95% of people who are not mentally deranged due to a constant state of stinging, ego-deflating suffering like they are.

The Left's desire to drag the world down economically while enriching themselves is actually *secondary* to their aching need to have others share in their pain, or better yet, have worse pain.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 09:15 PM (uEbPt)

471 >>Dongs to doughnuts.


Why have we never done this before?

I'm dying over here!

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:15 PM (Ncyf9)

472 The problem with parrots is that you have to nail them to the perch when they die.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 09:16 PM (Wcb6G)

473 Big dongs, big dongs, no whammies!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at May 09, 2019 09:16 PM (07se2)

474 No cats for us. I'm allergic, and she does not like cats. It's a good pairing.


6 cats, one dog. Feral momma cat had babies in our shed. We brought them in, had a vet check them and kept them inside. Had momma fixed and she went back outside. She's a hell of a mouser.

She's about 80% feral now.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2019 09:16 PM (jTv1/)

475 Do you really want to go in the Dong Store?
Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 09:12 PM


Well, yeah!

Except maybe on Small Business Saturday.

Posted by: Shep "Shep!" Smith at May 09, 2019 09:16 PM (DMUuz)

476 Why does he have a Town Hall event?

That's the 64,000 dong question.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 09:17 PM (Pu/Kw)

477 Just read an article about the 18 year old kid that was killed fighting the shooter in CO. Why his name isn't plastered over every media outlet in the country is a travesty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2019 09:17 PM (jXrK7)

478 Cats are affectionate. Just not all the time. I'd say my cat is 25% affectionate, 35% aloof, and 40% asleep.

Which is pretty close to me, except replace affectionate with pissed off.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 09, 2019 09:17 PM (zhiHb)

479 384 Roof rats. Oh dear. I think I better leave this conversation.
Posted by: bluebell at May 09, 2019 09:03 PM (aXucN)


Rats are associated with filth and squalor, but those are Norway (terrestrial) rats. Roof rats are different.

Roof rats tend to live in trees (including palm trees), and eat fruit. They're ubiquitous in coastal California. Most people - like me, for a long time - are unaware that they're even around, and are just puzzled to find half-eaten oranges etc. on the ground.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:17 PM (YqDXo)

480 Is was suppose to be a town hall. Are people asking questions from the audience?
Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2019 09:07 PM (RBOtF)
~~~~~

Yes, they are reading from the cards CNN gave them. Most of them are college students, all are politically active, and all are libs.

Not a single tough question and it seemed very rehearsed to me. Pretty sure Comey had all the questions beforehand---or maybe wrote them himself!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 09, 2019 09:17 PM (NtglE)

481 Ten dongs a dance
pansies and rough guys
tough guys who tear my gown!
Ten dongs a dance

Posted by: andycanuck at May 09, 2019 09:17 PM (Dh1wo)

482 This lets me know that there are apparently a lot of VCs that have fuckall for ability to analyze businesses.



I've worked with a lot of VCs. They aren't necessarily concerned
with the long-term viability of the business, but rather with the
liquidity event, aka "finding the bigger fool."



In pitching to them, it is critical to address that concern.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
..............
yes.. and up until very recently, there was a LOT of money sitting around looking for a quick turnaround.
And even more money looking for steady returns.. witness all the "lenders" that have cropped up in the last 5-8 years.. They want to buy your credit card debt.. or your company's receivables.. etc.. etc..
The Trump economy is likely changing that.. all that cash out there can now be put to actual productive ventures.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 09, 2019 09:18 PM (438dO)

483 Now - reach in my pocket for your 100 Donger Bill.

Posted by: Bob Barker at May 09, 2019 09:18 PM (Ncyf9)

484 The best things in life are free
But you can keep them for the birds and bees
Now give me dong
That's what I want

Posted by: The Beatles at May 09, 2019 09:18 PM (ed8K1)

485 * pops in *

Woke "Sports" Clickbait Site Deadspin

I am only remotely familiar with the character, not a fan by any stretch, but I knew enough to appreciate how they had ruined him in that Wolverine movie.

So even though I don't care much, I was amused by the "real" movie.

Haven't seen the 2nd one past the first minute or two.

What did Deadpool have to do with sports?

Posted by: mindful webworker - click for vids at May 09, 2019 09:18 PM (ECLlc)

486 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2019 09:17 PM (jXrK7)

Mommy and Daddy Media have decided we're not allowed to celebrate anything that isn't expressly leftarded.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 09:18 PM (uEbPt)

487 shit damn s BHO sock!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 09, 2019 09:18 PM (438dO)

488 It's more important to make sure people know that it was our fault that the mentally ill girl had to speak truth to power and raise awareness like she did.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at May 09, 2019 09:19 PM (07se2)

489 I went shooting last weekend--- I think more upper body strength and their general size gives men an advantage.
Posted by: LASue


Competitive shooting usually uses the lightest, most customized .22 there is.
Upper body strength usually doesn't come into play.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2019 09:19 PM (jTv1/)

490 Though, Dongs to Doughnuts sounds like a trendy bakery in SoHo.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:19 PM (Ncyf9)

491 >>Comedian says, dogs are really loving and friendly, spend too much time in your face wanting attention. Cats stroll by like "What ya doin? Oh nevermind, I just remembered, I don't care."

I can't imagine why I don't want to live with something that expects me to feed it, take it to the doctor, clean its crap and then tells me to get fucked.

Oh wait, I was married.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 09:19 PM (/tuJf)

492 477 Just read an article about the 18 year old kid that was killed fighting the shooter in CO. Why his name isn't plastered over every media outlet in the country is a travesty.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2019 09:17 PM (jXrK7)


Oh come now, this blatant example of true spontaneous bravery runs counter to the entire progressive narrative.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 09:19 PM (f3oO4)

493 451 Parrots love you and have attitude. Don't know why they are not more popular.

Pittsburgh needs to win another World Series.
Posted by: Basement Cat



Yes. Yes they do.

Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Pirates fan at May 09, 2019 09:19 PM (HCqAo)

494 These clickbait sites are failing now because the Cock-Curious Administration is no longer funding them.

LOL Get Fucked

Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2019 09:19 PM (fdxBF)

495 CNN Townhall Plant: Yes, I have a question. 80% cotton. 20% Rayon. Made in Vietnam. Dry clean only.

Apologies, that was the tag on my shirt. My question is in the other pocket.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 09, 2019 09:20 PM (zhiHb)

496 Gah! Those aren't chicks with dicks, they're dudes with tits!

Posted by: Ted the bear at May 09, 2019 09:20 PM (CcOgW)

497 Ten dongs a dance
pansies and rough guys
tough guys who tear my gown!
Ten dongs a dance
Posted by: andycanuck


20 Dongs. Same as in town.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2019 09:20 PM (jTv1/)

498 I like to watch Bowling For Dongs when I'm on asssignment in Vietnam.

Posted by: Shep! at May 09, 2019 09:20 PM (UdKB7)

499 A man is just as likely to be raped by a woman as the reverse scenario. It's #Science.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 09:20 PM (uEbPt)

500 Hiya. Who's been a good boy today?

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:21 PM (htgmn)

501 I knew someone with a pet rat in college. Neat little animal. Very social.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at May 09, 2019 09:21 PM (07se2)

502 I never had cats when I was growing up, because my dad didn't like them.

Now I can't imagine life without them.

I still think they're a highly sophisticated and successful form of parasite. They manage to ingratiate themselves with their human hosts.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2019 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

503 Didn't think there was any question that, overall, top-level ballet dancers are among the best athletes alive. What they do is beyond belief.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 09:13 PM (QDnY+)


I saw a little ballet dancer squat 315 lbs.

She probably weighed 100 lbs., dripping wet.

I was impressed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:21 PM (YqDXo)

504 >>I knew someone with a pet rat in college. Neat little animal. Very social.


My buddy had a pet rat named 'NumbNuts.

Thing had the balls of a rhinoceros.

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:21 PM (Ncyf9)

505 I read somewhere that women are physically better for living in a zero gravity environment like space. Something to do with blood circulation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2019 09:21 PM (jXrK7)

506 499 A man is just as likely to be raped by a woman as the reverse scenario. It's #Science.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 09:20 PM (uEbPt)


Well, since it's science...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 09:22 PM (f3oO4)

507 I want to see Comey doing a perp walk and end up serving hard time.

He is a coward, a lick spittle and a bully and is everything the FBI should not be.

A man can dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2019 09:22 PM (Z+IKu)

508 462
Didn't think there was any question that, overall, top-level ballet
dancers are among the best athletes alive. What they do is beyond
belief.

Waaay back in art school ballet dancers modeled in life class. It kinda shocked me how beat up their feet were, and muscles on top of muscles. Serious bodies on those girls.

Posted by: dartist at May 09, 2019 09:22 PM (K22Va)

509 >>I saw a little ballet dancer squat 315 lbs.

>She probably weighed 100 lbs., dripping wet.

>>I was impressed.



How was her Jerk and Clean, though?

Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:22 PM (Ncyf9)

510 Fighting like bahts and dongs!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 09, 2019 09:22 PM (Dh1wo)

511 ALH, Brody and Jagar said they were.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 09:23 PM (/D2qo)

512 477 Just read an article about the 18 year old kid that was killed fighting the shooter in CO. Why his name isn't plastered over every media outlet in the country is a travesty.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe



Narrative Uber Alles. This particular shooting with be Stalin-ed because it's 'problematic' to Progress.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 09, 2019 09:23 PM (HCqAo)

513 505 I read somewhere that women are physically better for living in a zero gravity environment like space.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2019 09:21 PM (jXrK7)


I too remember the video of Kate Upton in zero gravity.

Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ed8K1)

514 Oh come now, this blatant example of true spontaneous bravery runs counter to the entire progressive narrative.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 09:19 PM (f3oO4)


That, and it draws attention - and stands in stark contrast - to the perverted weirdos who committed the crime.

So ... memory hole, here we come.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:23 PM (YqDXo)

515 CNN gives airtime to future criminals. Its the next Madden curse.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2019 09:24 PM (jXrK7)

516 Isn't the Korean nuke missile called the Long Dong?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2019 09:24 PM (fdxBF)

517 It's true, female dancers have impressive snatches.

Also deadlift and squat.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at May 09, 2019 09:24 PM (zhiHb)

518 I just got home from the Cubs game. News to me about this sign thing. Must be news to Kris Bryant too since I was right behind the third base line and saw him do this twice.


And how do you ban a fan. It's not like they take names.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 09, 2019 09:24 PM (lwiT4)

519 How was her Jerk and Clean, though?
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:22 PM (Ncyf9)


I never got the chance to find out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:24 PM (YqDXo)

520 Hiya. Who's been a good boy today?
Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:21 PM


All of us, of course. Why do you ask?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2019 09:24 PM (DMUuz)

521 Competitive shooting usually uses the lightest, most customized .22 there is.
Upper body strength usually doesn't come into play.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2019 09:19 PM (jTv1/)

Oh. I thought it was shotguns. My arms are still sore.

Posted by: LASue at May 09, 2019 09:24 PM (XROPS)

522 How was her Jerk and Clean, though?
Posted by: garrett at May 09, 2019 09:22 PM (Ncyf9)


Much less the chance to check out her Snatch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:24 PM (YqDXo)

523 I still think they're a highly sophisticated and successful form of parasite. They manage to ingratiate themselves with their human hosts.
Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2019 09:21 PM (sdi6R)


There's a widely accepted theory that says that housecats are extraterrestrial invaders who came here to conquer and subjugate humanity, only to discover that we actually have some pretty advanced technology and about ten times their mass, one-on-one. So they had to rethink their whole plan. Then they got distracted.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 09:24 PM (dFltG)

524 Anyone watching this Comey interview who doesn't think he is going to get prosecuted is not paying attention.

I would bet my bottom dong that... no, this isn't going to work, not at all.

Posted by: t-bird at May 09, 2019 09:25 PM (/D1gp)

525 Who's going to play the part of Duncanthrax tonight?

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:26 PM (htgmn)

526 There are ad stations in public places fitted with camera that are now watching you when you get within 10 feet, and doing things like "demographic" and "reaction" analysis/reporting but claiming not to do icky things like "facial recognition" (which is only icky of course because it's not like 2 years from now).

Far as I can tell, they are being funneled, deployed and tested through our failing newspaper system as "news kiosks". Wonder where they're getting the money to do this.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 09:26 PM (uEbPt)

527 Berserker-Dragonheads @ 465-- Dongs to donuts? Around our corner of ETEX the donut racket is controlled by Cambodians. They will only accept dollars, yankee dollars at that.

Posted by: Eromero at May 09, 2019 09:26 PM (qBNEP)

528 My bad.

The NorKs have a medium range missile called the No Dong.

Brilliant marketing, fellas.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2019 09:26 PM (fdxBF)

529 513 505 I read somewhere that women are physically better for living in a zero gravity environment like space.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2019 09:21 PM (jXrK7)

I too remember the video of Kate Upton in zero gravity.
Posted by: Splunge at May 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ed8K1)

She definitely improves my blood circulation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 09:26 PM (8Jnqt)

530 You can get over 23,000 dongs for a buck!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 09, 2019 09:27 PM (8g9zh)

531 >>There's a widely accepted theory that says that housecats are extraterrestrial invaders who came here to conquer and subjugate humanity, only to discover that we actually have some pretty advanced technology and about ten times their mass, one-on-one. So they had to rethink their whole plan. Then they got distracted.

Look at the eyes. They are clearly minions of Satan.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 09:27 PM (/tuJf)

532 That guy could make a radio out of PENNIES AND COCONUTS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 08:43 PM (Wcb6G)


I did NOT read that as "pennies" the first time through.

Posted by: GWB at May 09, 2019 09:27 PM (7kVu3)

533 If I had a million Dongers!

Posted by: Barenaked Ladies at May 09, 2019 09:27 PM (zX0bZ)

534 Who's going to play the part of Duncanthrax tonight?
Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:26 PM


Who?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2019 09:27 PM (DMUuz)

535 Seems James Woods may be gone from the twatters again, possibly for good. Just glanced something on it, as usual, so telegraphic and referring to other unknown things that picture is not clear.


James, if you're reading here - and you should be - this is nature's was of saying set up your own website/blog. And do your stuff there.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 09:27 PM (QDnY+)

536 523
Then they got distracted.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 09:24 PM (dFltG)


Then they went to sleep.

Posted by: rickl at May 09, 2019 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

537 Around our corner of ETEX the donut racket is controlled by Cambodians

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This is my new favorite sentence.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at May 09, 2019 09:28 PM (07se2)

538 Elect me and I'll raise the minimum wage to fifteen Dongs an hour!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 09, 2019 09:28 PM (+y/Ru)

539 @477 Just read an article about the 18 year old kid that was killed fighting the shooter in CO. Why his name isn't plastered over every media outlet in the country is a travesty.

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The more time spent on any aspect of the shooting, the more likely it is that people are going to get curious about the shooters.

And that absolutely, positively cannot be allowed.

Posted by: junior at May 09, 2019 09:28 PM (Fp6vo)

540 Mitch is on Hannity now

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2019 09:28 PM (RBOtF)

541 The NorKs have a medium range missile called the No Dong.

Brilliant marketing, fellas.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2019 09:26 PM (fdxBF)


Who markets missiles?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:29 PM (YqDXo)

542 Competitive shooting usually uses the lightest, most customized .22 there is.
Upper body strength usually doesn't come into play.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2019 09:19 PM (jTv1/)

Oh. I thought it was shotguns. My arms are still sore.
Posted by: LASue


It all depends on the event. Trap & clays (shotgun) will beat everyone to death after a competition. Three gun and all the others you really aren't out there long enough for it to matter. You shoot your round and then wait until it's your turn again. Some rifle you are shooting prone, so upper body won't matter.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2019 09:29 PM (jTv1/)

543 Hard-working? Absolutely. Anything to earn a dong.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 09, 2019 09:29 PM (/D1gp)

544 Look at the eyes. They are clearly minions of Satan.

Posted by: JackStraw


Don't even get me started about Edison's Dog

(Story by K. Vonnegut)

Posted by: Sharkman at May 09, 2019 09:30 PM (fdxBF)

545 That ballerin-o dude is an effin' moose. A real Bullwinkle.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 09, 2019 09:30 PM (RuIsu)

546 I have to admit the expression "Queerer Than A Three Dong Bill" has more impact when expressed thusly.

Posted by: freaked at May 09, 2019 09:30 PM (UdKB7)

547 The more time spent on any aspect of the shooting, the more likely it is that people are going to get curious about the shooters.

And that absolutely, positively cannot be allowed.
Posted by: junior at May 09, 2019 09:28 PM (Fp6vo)


This.

People investigating this find that the crime was perpetrated by a couple of weirdo perverts who hated Christians, and Trump. It's gonna take a lot of agitprop to offset that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:31 PM (YqDXo)

548 Mitch giving non answers.

The Big Club on display

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 09, 2019 09:31 PM (7ZQe3)

549 Cats won the evolution lottery. Free food, shelter, healthcare, and a free massage every time they want to be friendly. Oh, and they just nap or play every damn day. We even get them high with catnip occasionally.

If they had done it on purpose they'd be the smartest things on the planet.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2019 09:31 PM (jXrK7)

550 Who markets missiles?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:29 PM (YqDXo)

Russia sells quite a bit of the anti-aircraft type.

I wonder if there is a sales presentation for arms sales between countries. Video, demos, big boobed salesladies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 09:31 PM (8Jnqt)

551 We don't (yet) know the value that Comcast, which put a collective $600 million into Vox Media (which owns this site), and BuzzFeed over the past few years

---

...and $400 million here, and $250 million somewhere else. What is the deal with gigantic sums for cheesy propaganda mills? What on earth could they spend it on? And now the money's gone. Where the fuck did it go?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 09, 2019 09:31 PM (t5m5e)

552 Why his name isn't plastered over every media outlet in the country is a travesty.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2019 09:17 PM (jXrK7)


Victory Girls, among others are sure pointing out his heroism, though. May the name of Kendrick Castillo be long remembered!BZ, young man!

Posted by: GWB at May 09, 2019 09:31 PM (7kVu3)

553 507 I want to see Comey doing a perp walk and end up serving hard time.

He is a coward, a lick spittle and a bully and is everything the FBI should not be.

A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy



I want Brennan to get the same treatment Vlad the Impaler gave to invading Turks.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 09, 2019 09:32 PM (HCqAo)

554 'fifteen Dongs an hour!'

Can I get overtime?

Posted by: Sandra Fluked at May 09, 2019 09:32 PM (UdKB7)

555 Buttigieg campaign is swimming in dongs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2019 09:32 PM (9Om/r)

556 Sorry I'm late to the thread.

I guess I'm day late and a dong short.

Posted by: Vietnamese Investor at May 09, 2019 09:32 PM (zX0bZ)

557 555 Buttigieg campaign is swimming in dongs.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 09, 2019 09:32 PM (9Om/r)


Holy Crap, I first read that as Donuts.

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:33 PM (htgmn)

558 15 Dongs, same as in town....

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 09, 2019 09:34 PM (9dQxE)

559 Who markets missiles?

Long Dong Silver?

Posted by: Sandra Fluked at May 09, 2019 09:34 PM (UdKB7)

560 The only thing that I can think of that let guys like Comey, Brennan, and Clapper even think of attempting this level of corruption and dereliction of duty is Arkanicide!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 09:34 PM (f3oO4)

561
Your once
Twice
Three times a dong lady

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2019 09:34 PM (K8GVR)

562 @550
I wonder if there is a sales presentation for arms sales between countries. Video, demos, big boobed salesladies.

-----------------

There are arms expos. I don't know anything about them aside from the fact that they exist. But occasionally you hear about them.

IIRC, the Israeli Iron Dome missile defense system was first publicly unveiled at an expo in France (iirc, a French company was involved in helping design and build it).

Posted by: junior at May 09, 2019 09:34 PM (Fp6vo)

563 @551 And now the money's gone. Where the fuck did it go?

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I'm not really sure.

Posted by: First Lady of New York City at May 09, 2019 09:35 PM (Fp6vo)

564 Hannity has Snowman Mitch on and lets him off the hook regarding Burr


You're a pussy Sean

Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2019 09:35 PM (DPjeO)

565 I knew someone with a pet rat in college. Neat little animal. Very social.

Heh, Carson's intro line about Don Rickles was "he was out walking his rat."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 09, 2019 09:36 PM (Wcb6G)

566 >>Cats won the evolution lottery. Free food, shelter, healthcare, and a free massage every time they want to be friendly. Oh, and they just nap or play every damn day. We even get them high with catnip occasionally.

>>If they had done it on purpose they'd be the smartest things on the planet.

This guy gets it.

But it isn't that they aren't smart. They are biding their time. Then when He Who Shall Not Be Named (Satan) gives the message they will eat everyone near them while they sleep.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 09:36 PM (/tuJf)

567 Uneducated millennials with fancy degrees living in Brooklyn, while being supported by their parents, hardest hit.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2019 09:36 PM (I2/tG)

568 Heya Duncanthrax, was it you who sent me a link to this?

https://stoatnet.org/checks.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 09:37 PM (dFltG)

569 People investigating this find that the crime was perpetrated by a couple of weirdo perverts who hated Christians, and Trump. It's gonna take a lot of agitprop to offset that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:31 PM (YqDXo)

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It's the worst of everything already, and then the kids stop the shooters before the cops arrive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at May 09, 2019 09:37 PM (07se2)

570 Two Dongs for Sister Sarah

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 09, 2019 09:37 PM (q1Pj5)

571 Cats won the evolution lottery. Free food, shelter, healthcare, and a free massage every time they want to be friendly. Oh, and they just nap or play every damn day. We even get them high with catnip occasionally.

>>If they had done it on purpose they'd be the smartest things on the planet dogs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:38 PM (YqDXo)

572 Victory Girls, among others are sure pointing out his heroism, though. May the name of Kendrick Castillo be long remembered!BZ, young man!
Posted by: GWB


Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 09, 2019 09:38 PM (jTv1/)

573 I think Mitch probably got a lot of phone calls today.
I called Burr's office and could not hold back my temper. Also called my Senator, Cornyn's office since he is on the Intel Committee and voiced my disgust even though he had come out against the subpoena of Don jr.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2019 09:38 PM (RBOtF)

574 He who blow margin, pay dong on barrelhead.

Posted by: Confuscious at May 09, 2019 09:38 PM (zX0bZ)

575 66 The day some guys figure out that they can get scholarships in Girls Sports it will destroy Female sports.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 09, 2019 08:11 PM (dKiJG)

#twoweeks

Posted by: golfman at May 09, 2019 08:17 PM (OE84+)


Any head coach of women's swimming, softball, track and field, and soccer at a major university who isn't trying to get some skilled high school guys to pretend they're transitioning to women, and attend that coach's school and go out for the sport, is an idiot. Winning major conference and NCAA championships should trigger large contract bonus payments.

Posted by: Gref at May 09, 2019 09:41 PM (AMIL/)

576 The philosophy professor that Deadspin quotes is a tranny who competes as a woman.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at May 09, 2019 09:41 PM (5fSr7)

577 The professor quoted is a transwoman competitive cyclist who obviously has no dog in this fight.

Posted by: MSYB at May 09, 2019 09:41 PM (hwRG1)

578
But it isn't that they aren't smart. They are biding their time. Then when He Who Shall Not Be Named (Satan) gives the message they will eat everyone near them while they sleep.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 09:36 PM (/tuJf)

which is why my last pet was a DOG, with Angel Eyes.

Posted by: Don Q at May 09, 2019 09:41 PM (NgKpN)

579 It's interesting to compare this shooting to Florida one. I haven't heard anyone discussing actively taking a role in stopping the shooter and saving who knows how many lives, while after Florida everyone was talking about how to prevent the tragedies and schools were locking their doors for two weeks until they weren't anymore.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at May 09, 2019 09:42 PM (07se2)

580 @569 It's the worst of everything already, and then the kids stop the shooters before the cops arrive.

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Which, in some ways, is even worse for The Narrative. One of the things that gun grabbers like to do is pretend that the only way that you can stop a mass shooting is with cops. How many times have we heard the faux question, "How many mass shootings have been stopped by a bystander with a gun?" (ignoring the minor detail that a bystander with a gun usually turns a mass shooting into an attempted mass shooting).

That wasn't the case here. And if anyone in that classroom had been armed, it's quite possible that the casualty total would have been much smaller.

Posted by: junior at May 09, 2019 09:42 PM (Fp6vo)

581 Hannity has Snowman Mitch on and lets him off the hook regarding Burr


You're a pussy Sean
Posted by: REDACTED at May 09, 2019 09:35 PM (DPjeO)
**************
He asked him at the very beginning. Mitch said it was over... whatever that means.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2019 09:42 PM (RBOtF)

582 You had to see it to believe it. When Ace, Duncanthrax's little girl ended up here , there was never a more vocal little creature saying , I need a home.

What Duncanthrax didn't know was I would have homed her if he hadn't.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 09:42 PM (/D2qo)

583 The professor quoted is a transwoman competitive cyclist who obviously has no dog in this fight.
Posted by: MSYB at May 09, 2019 09:41 PM (hwRG1)


It looks like you typed 'dog'. Did you mean to type 'dong'?

Posted by: Clippy at May 09, 2019 09:42 PM (dFltG)

584 Is there a Learn to Code for Dummies book?

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:43 PM (htgmn)

585 I want Brennan to get the same treatment Vlad the Impaler gave to invading Turks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 09, 2019 09:

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Forget the Turks.

His treatment of his treacherous boyar class is more appropriate. His first act as King of Wallachia was to invite the boyars to a big banquet. Then he impaled the powerful ones on the the spot and forced the rest to eat dinner among the groaning condemned. Then he rounded them up and worked them to death building his castle.

That seems about right for our treacherous boyars.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2019 09:43 PM (5aX2M)

586 I will be 1st in line to sign up for co-ed boxing. If this professor is right, they should be no problems.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 09, 2019 09:43 PM (jXrK7)

587 547 People investigating this find that the crime was perpetrated by a couple of weirdo perverts who hated Christians, and Trump. It's gonna take a lot of agitprop to offset that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:31 PM (YqDXo)


Sounds like one of those local crime stories.

Posted by: CNN at May 09, 2019 09:43 PM (ed8K1)

588 447 CatchThirtyThr33, this was covered long ago with a solid general guideline:


Children, matches
Soviets, nuclear energy
Children, matches
Soviets, nuclear energy

Posted by: rhomboid at May 09, 2019 09:11 PM (QDnY+)

Truth! Especially given the Soviets' penchant for graphite modified reactors...

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 09, 2019 09:43 PM (h78gC)

589 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 09, 2019 09:38 PM (YqDXo)

For some reason, Conor seems to be laughing right now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 09:44 PM (f3oO4)

590 kendrick castillo was a gearhead too. huge fan of drag racing. there's a photo of him wiyh john force on john's facefraud page. the world lost a good kid. fucking commies.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 09, 2019 09:44 PM (KP5rU)

591 The professor quoted is a transwoman competitive cyclist who obviously has no dong in this fight.

#FIFY

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at May 09, 2019 09:44 PM (5fSr7)

592 Love Levin on Hannity

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2019 09:44 PM (RBOtF)

593 Sounds like one of those local crime stories.

Posted by: CNN at May 09, 2019 09:43 PM (ed8K1)


And now, it's already very old news!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 09:44 PM (f3oO4)

594
It could be that Burr's aides (leftists) are in complete control, and Burr is just a stooge who signs his name on stuff and says what they tell him to say.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2019 09:45 PM (K8GVR)

595 Hrothgar, Connor has mail.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 09:46 PM (/D2qo)

596 "A man is just as likely to be raped by a woman as the reverse scenario. It's #Science."


Posted by: ...


Tough issue for the Brave New World. On one had we know women can do anything and everything like a man. On the other hand we know women don't do nearly as much evil as men. Where do SJW scientists come down on this?

Posted by: Ripley at May 09, 2019 09:46 PM (NbRJx)

597 Its ALL a social construct!!! Some of the best baseball players were girls, such as RUTH and ROSE!! (I don't follow sports but I'm assuming their girls based on they're names.)

Posted by: WaterCow at May 09, 2019 09:46 PM (ta49A)

598 Question of the Day: Exactly how much terrorism by lefties/abnormies could the Left successfully keep swept under the carpet?

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 09:47 PM (uEbPt)

599 I will be 1st in line to sign up for co-ed boxing. If this professor is right, they should be no problems.

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It would never happen but I'd love to see a match between some overweight average Joe dadbod guy who isn't a couch potato but isn't athletic vs the women's world champion.

The only caveat is the man gets one month of professional training to get in shape and learn to box.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at May 09, 2019 09:47 PM (07se2)

600 Heya Duncanthrax, was it you who sent me a link to this?

https://stoatnet.org/checks.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 09, 2019 09:37 PM


To the patch, yeah. Who's the good-looking pud?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 09, 2019 09:47 PM (DMUuz)

601 Question of the Day: Exactly how much terrorism by lefties/abnormies could the Left successfully keep swept under the carpet?

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 09:47 PM (uEbPt)


All of it.

They've been doing a good job of it so far.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 09:48 PM (aS1PU)

602 Hrothgar, Connor has mail.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 09, 2019 09:46 PM (/D2qo)


Conor approves!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 09:48 PM (f3oO4)

603 601 Question of the Day: Exactly how much terrorism by lefties/abnormies could the Left successfully keep swept under the carpet?

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 09:47 PM (uEbPt)


Duh, what terrorism by lefties/abnormies?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 09:49 PM (f3oO4)

604

"Deadspin."

Yeah, that's pretty dead spin.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 09, 2019 09:49 PM (KATBx)

605 "How many mass shootings have been stopped by a bystander with a gun?" (ignoring the minor detail that a bystander with a gun usually turns a mass shooting into an attempted mass shooting).

Posted by: junior at May 09, 2019 09:42 PM (Fp6vo)

Another great example of how ALL lefty statistics are either outright lies or lies of serious omission. Whenever you hear a lefty quote a statistic, no matter how sensible it sounds, always ask yourself, "In what way is this thing a lie?" You will never go wrong.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 09:49 PM (uEbPt)

606 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 09:49 PM (f3oO4)

LOL the only correct answer

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 09:50 PM (uEbPt)

607 Question:

Why is Lawless Jerry Nadler allowed to be in public without his big red nose and size 27 orange shoes?



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2019 09:50 PM (sy5kK)

608 All of it.

They've been doing a good job of it so far.

Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 09:48 PM (aS1PU)


Although to be fair, this is the answer I had in mind.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 09:51 PM (uEbPt)

609 @598 Question of the Day: Exactly how much terrorism by lefties/abnormies could the Left successfully keep swept under the carpet?

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Depends...

The less notoriety, the easier it is. There are plenty of people who, to this day, still don't know who Kermit Gosnell is.

In a situation like this, you do the perfunctory coverage, and then just stop talking about it. "We already covered that." And then some new story gets the headlines a few days later, and the public stops asking about it.

Basically, the bigger the event, the more they MUST cover it. A Nine-Eleven scale event can't be ignored. But a "small" (only one dead, and several injured) shooting at a local school can be ignored after the initial perfunctory announcement. That initial announcement gets you the extra push for gun control, and the additional information that would make the Left look like weirdoes never has a chance to emerge.

Posted by: junior at May 09, 2019 09:52 PM (Fp6vo)

610 I remember the King and his Court. They were phenomenal .

Posted by: Blutarski at May 09, 2019 09:52 PM (+Tibp)

611 hogmartin

https://stoatnet.org/checks.jpg

That is adorable. Me want! Well, in a t-shirt.

My days of making sure danger depth sounding and my hull never meet are over. But so cool!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 09, 2019 09:52 PM (u82oZ)

612 Why is Lawless Jerry Nadler allowed to be in public without his big red nose and size 27 orange shoes?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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I read that as Jerry Lawler at first.

Posted by: FireHorse at May 09, 2019 09:52 PM (ta49A)

613 594
It could be that Burr's aides (leftists) are in complete control, and Burr is just a stooge who signs his name on stuff and says what they tell him to say.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 09, 2019 09:45 PM (K8GVR)


Sundance at Conservative Tree House has claimed for the past two years that Burr, Warner, Feinstein, and several other members of the Senate Intel Committee, of both parties, are eyeballs deep in the Trump-Russian collusion smear. Remember that it was the Dem senior staffer of that committee who was charged with feeding leaks to his NYT reporter girlfriend, yet he ended up getting a relatively minor slap on the wrist punishment.

Posted by: Gref at May 09, 2019 09:52 PM (AMIL/)

614 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 09, 2019 09:52 PM (8Jnqt)

615 Psst

ONT

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:53 PM (htgmn)

616 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: FireHorse at May 09, 2019 09:53 PM (ta49A)

617 Y'all Come

Posted by: ALH at May 09, 2019 09:54 PM (htgmn)

618 But it isn't that they aren't smart. They are biding their time. Then when He Who Shall Not Be Named (Satan) gives the message they will eat everyone near them while they sleep.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 09, 2019 09:36 PM (/tuJf)

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My cat's not even waiting. She'll come up to me while I'm lying in bed, and start gnawing on my chin.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 09, 2019 09:55 PM (8g9zh)

619 Question of the Day: Exactly how much terrorism by lefties/abnormies could the Left successfully keep swept under the carpet?

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2019 09:47 PM (uEbPt)

All of it.

They've been doing a good job of it so far.
Posted by: DR.WTF at May 09, 2019 09:48 PM
(aS1PU)
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Agree. If they ever get back in control, the MSM would bury all acts of terrorism and it would only be reported when half
the US was blown up and then they'd find a way to blame it on the Republicans.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2019 09:57 PM (RBOtF)

620 Under a bridge with Jonah Goldberg swilling MD 20/20 out of brandy shifters, pontificating at each other about the importance of civility, and plotting "new ventures" that will enable them to afford pants.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2019 08:24 PM (zLlgp)

YD, that is one of the funniest things I have ever read.

*bows*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 09, 2019 10:00 PM (sy5kK)

621 Oh come now, this blatant example of true spontaneous bravery runs counter to the entire progressive narrative.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 09, 2019 09:19 PM (f3oO4)

And one of the guys who tackled the shooter with him is a Marine in waiting (contract signed, with a spot in San Diego in the summer).

Posted by: Fox2! at May 09, 2019 10:34 PM (MwFQu)

622 In the bad old days of Title Nine, some schools would let men and women pick their sports. But if the women chose 3 programs and the men chose five, the men were forced to shut down 2 programs to be equal.

The last time Ace wrote about this, he said women were lazy for not willing themselves into having male upper body strength. after all, if there is no scientific difference, it must be a character issue. he was trying to shame women into a return to sanity.

But the only sport people are interested in is Olympic Virtue-Signaling. Evidently, women are okay with the fact that many adolescent girls will not participate with a male in the locker room. They meekly accept silver and bronze medals in their own competitions.

I guess Feminism is a lie, after all. These gals seem to like second-class citizenship. They seem to have internalized that they don't deserve their own facilities, competitions and trophies. They're acting like they are at a battered womens' shelter.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 09, 2019 10:39 PM (Ndje9)

623 OT, "Juan Williams is so stupid it's racist" was great. Watching him now. So very stupid.

Posted by: TedCruzLegThrill at May 09, 2019 11:01 PM (09q6F)

624 Felicitous- what a wonderful word. See, now this is why Ace gets the big bucks.
When the tech arrives, a new thesaurus implant will one of my first cybernetic augments.

Posted by: Cluebat at May 10, 2019 09:41 AM (Mv/2X)

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