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"Remember when Hillary called Trump voters deplorable and irredeemable (she did this not once, but twice), and then lamely tried to walk it back by saying she didn't mean all Trump voters? Well, our paste-eating ex-VP said something similar back in Sept. 2018. Creepy Joe was up before an LGBTBBQ+1 crowed and he got a pretty good rant going, and he said, quote, these forces of intolerance remain determined to undermine and roll back the progress you all have made. This time they — not you — have an ally in the White House. They’re a small percentage of the American people, virulent people. Some of them the dregs of society, unquote. As Victor Davis Hanson points out in his book The Case For Trump, Biden's 'they' were, in fact, *not* a small percentage of the American people, but in 2016 represented 46 percent of all Americans who voted -- and they were most certainly not the 'dregs' of anything. But even if you interpret Biden's words (and Hillary's) in the most charitable way possible, how does that sort of ham-handed virtue signaling rhetoric help their cause? How does it help them win voters? I can imagine a blue-collar guy standing in the voting booth and thinking, you know, the Dems might think I'm deplorable. Or, maybe not. Maybe I'm not part of the small percentage of the virulent. How can I tell? The point is, this language is incredibly divisive, and if we had a functioning media, they would have grilled the Democrats long and hard about it. But we don't, so they didn't. Because Biden and Clinton are just giving voice to what most in the media themselves think, so they don't see anything wrong with it. And because it's only the Republicans that are divisive."
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:25 AM (elsTe)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 03, 2019 11:25 AM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (gC2IV)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (elsTe)
Yeah, forget the actor's name.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (9cans)
WATCH: Planned Parenthood Supporters Dance on 'Graves' of Aborted Babies
http://tinyurl.com/yyqgm7pg
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Cunk2020 at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (EZuZ5)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (dBiBP)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (GEpFD)
No
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (O2RFr)
Have another WH meeting with these guys. "Re-platform everyone, right now, or I'll Sherman every last one of you sons-of-bitches."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:24 AM (AzW6q)
Even better if he's talking about Tecumseh Sherman instead of the anti-trust act...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
IRS audit all of them, their parents, siblings, cousins, in-laws, every one for the last 20 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (2LelM)
There's a horse playing with those shoes.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 03, 2019
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. . .
She's preparing for a midnight canter around the park.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (elsTe)
WATCH: Planned Parenthood Supporters Dance on 'Graves' of Aborted Babies
http://tinyurl.com/yyqgm7pg
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (cF8AT)
Jesus Christ. We need some Old Testament smiting.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (GEpFD)
17 Is that Gabrielle Union?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (bcbK
No on both, sorry.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (R8APV)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (T09ml)
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)
Anyone see this mentioned on the news, who is usually happy to note big event anniversaries?
https://twitter.com/TheHimmmm/status/
1123881599999840258
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (O2RFr)
I guess he looks kind of similar to a number of guys I've put up before, but no, he's new.
I guess you're saying I need more variety.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (R8APV)
or maybe his naked swimming for female agents, or creepy hair smelling and child petting, or his wise guy attributes ... he checks all the boxes for Dems ... all creepy and corrupt.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (2LelM)
Second to last picture is a horse throwing its shoe
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK
That's a bridge too far for me.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (7u6m0)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (2LelM)
But makes up for it by looking like a horse.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (elsTe)
or maybe his naked swimming for female agents, or creepy hair smelling and child petting, or his wise guy attributes ... he checks all the boxes for Dems ... all creepy and corrupt.
And moral... Super moral... MAMA for the win!
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (O2RFr)
Democrats appeal to peoples' hatreds.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (AB9tT)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)
No. Hint: Shazam.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (R8APV)
Don't lump me in with these ghouls.
Posted by: Moloch at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (AzW6q)
WATCH: Planned Parenthood Supporters Dance on 'Graves' of Aborted Babies
http://tinyurl.com/yyqgm7pg
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (cF8AT)
Jesus Christ. We need some Old Testament smiting.
Posted by: Insomniac
Yesterday was Day of Prayer.
I asked for moar smiting, less forgiving.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (W2taJ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4r82ap5
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Live! And in color! at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (GEpFD)
OM, emailed you a link to an excellent source for pics!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: joncelli, pouncing while porcine at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (0tfLf)
I think it's Little Caesar's.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (R8APV)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK
That's a bridge too far for me.
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I honed my pizza skillz at all you can eat pizza at Pizza Hut. The secret is not to drink liquids.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (2LelM)
Today's girl looks good, just need to see the whole package before I start flogging the bishop. Some girls are very cute from the rack up only.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (bcbK8)
***
Which one could infer simply from his sycophancy for the Hildebeast.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (GEpFD)
the dem 'winners' of the PP endorsement get this as part of the package
Posted by: Trump in 2020 committee at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (Z04f8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (JFO2v)
People dismissed it as Plugs being Plugs at the time; but what happened within a few years?
This tells us two important things, about the DNC/media complex and about Biden. First, that they game out their insane fringe issues years and years in advance. The whole thing has been a strategic put-up.
Second, having heard things in Sooper Sekrit planning, lil' Joey's epic retardation led him to talk about it at the first opportunity, in public. His skull contains a hitherto unknown medium of sub-vacuum.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (CGB5H)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)
No. Hint: Shazam.
Posted by: OregonMuse
She don't look like Gomer, but ok,
Jim Nabors?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (438dO)
I do like that picture of the Rothko you've got at the end of the post.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:27 AM (O2RFr)
Most of the recent ones have all looked pretty much the same...I don't know who they are either....pop culture drop-out.
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (OLCnA)
Thread winner!
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (R8APV)
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If the 'ettes want variety, give 'em Nadler in a Speedo
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (OLCnA)
Thread winner!
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (gmo/4)
LOL
Seconded. Nice one, QM
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (xfb67)
Yet another Hillary Renfield.
Look at the weirdo, sleazy men with whom she surrounds herself.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:32 AM (W+vEI)
Oh yes, I follow them on Twitter already! I steal lots of my material from them.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (R8APV)
Steve Cohen with the greasy chicken piece hanging out of his mouth
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (ywWFF)
***
I doubt they make Speedos in his size.
And if they do, they really shouldn't.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (GEpFD)
The female looks familiar but I can't place her.
Posted by: pkudude99 at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (+PXYI)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (R8APV)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (FwSdb)
Posted by: zeera at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (3Bzg7)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (Z216Q)
I don't really get why you wouldn't like it, not something to get worked up aboot, though. Different strokes for different dicks or something.
Posted by: Ricky at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (CGB5H)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (ywWFF)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (0tfLf)
I should go make some no knead pizza dough for tonight.. but that means getting up..
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Its cheaper to order in. It really is.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 03, 2019 11:30 AM (BqBId)
No. Hint: Shazam.
Posted by: OregonMuse
She don't look like Gomer, but ok,
Jim Nabors?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (W2taJ)
Post-transition
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (OLCnA)
Thread winner!
Posted by: Archer at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (gmo/4)
LOL
Seconded. Nice one, QM
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Thirded.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (W2taJ)
Sitting on an Ottoman, right? Yeah, we did that one already.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: zeera at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (3Bzg7)
I think she's saying all of today's little actors look the same, with the not-quite-full-beards-but-more-than-stubble..
Posted by: t-bird at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (1+J19)
People dismissed it as Plugs being Plugs at the time; but what happened within a few years?
This tells us two important things, about the DNC/media complex and about Biden. First, that they game out their insane fringe issues years and years in advance. The whole thing has been a strategic put-up.
Second, having heard things in Sooper Sekrit planning, lil' Joey's epic retardation led him to talk about it at the first opportunity, in public. His skull contains a hitherto unknown medium of sub-vacuum.
Posted by: Sporkatus
.............
Yes.. they have successfully moved America to the point where it can accept the CiC get it up the pooper in the Lincoln Bedroom!
Too bad for Joe!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (438dO)
Steve Cohen in the middle of the House
Steve Cohen in the middle of the House
And he's eatin' some friiiiiiiiied chicken
Posted by: Loudon Wainwright Jr. at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (6XgGT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (FwSdb)
...this guy just walked through the cube farm & he's exactly what you would imagine as the "Spock with a beard" version of Rand Paul...
Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (cuot+)
Sitting on an Ottoman, right? Yeah, we did that one already.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 11:35 AM (Kpl3J)
Fuck you guys.
Posted by: Erdogan at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (AzW6q)
I do not want to cause projectile vomiting.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (R8APV)
Kind of forgot how smokin' hawt Yvonne Strahovsky is. Yikes. Not to mention the woman who plays Ellie. Jeepers.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (xPJvm)
And if they do, they really shouldn't.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (GEpFD)
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Oh... they do. My brother used to work for the country club when we were kids, and their was a Nadler sized gentleman there who was partial to them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (AzW6q)
And if they do, they really shouldn't.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (GEpFD)
13x doublefukn ugly
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:29 AM (bcbK
That's a bridge too far for me.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:31 AM (7u6m0)
For a pizza chain, they ain't bad and they give out enough coupons to make it affordable.
Their baked pasta isn't bad, either. But then...I like Spaghettios and Olive Garden, so consider the source
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK8)
I have learned more euphemisms for masturbation here than I ever knew before I got here at ASHQ. I asked my husband if he knew of many of these terms and the he said "no" and laughed. Such an odd place!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (FSPNP)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (7mZJL)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (7u6m0)
Chess Thread
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (ywWFF)
410
Cal
34%
36g
Carbs
49%
23g
Fat
Kill joy
16%
17g
Protein
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (+fPHo)
And if they do, they really shouldn't.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (GEpFD)
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Oh... they do. My brother used to work for the country club when we were kids, and their was a Nadler sized gentleman there who was partial to them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (AzW6q)
The bigger the German the smaller the speedo.
Posted by: Stuff PJ O'Rourke said when he was funny at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (RD7QR)
No no no. You beat the bishop, and flog the dolphin.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:36 AM (R8APV)
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God bless you.
And, a pox on you, Yud.
Posted by: bluebell at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (aXucN)
Kentucky Derby is this weekend.
Posted by: garrett
Yeah. The management company that runs our building at work thru a KD party yesterday with appetizers.
Work decides to shit all over me yesterday afternoon right before it started.
FML.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (W2taJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (FwSdb)
Posted by: Bevis at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (cwyBD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (FSPNP)
***
Well played, sir. I can't even attempt to think like a Democrat. Makes my head hurt.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:28 AM (GEpFD)
Commie heathen!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
Chess Thread
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (ywWFF)
I'm guessing Germany
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (bcbK8)
Trust him.
He's a professional Clown Boxer.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (ywWFF)
I have learned more euphemisms for masturbation here than I ever knew before I got here at ASHQ. I asked my husband if he knew of many of these terms and the he said "no" and laughed. Such an odd place!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Aren't you glad that there aren't more calls for prayer regarding blindness and hairy knuckles?
Posted by: The Horde at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (FwSdb)
before I got here at ASHQ. I asked my husband if he knew of many of
these terms and the he said "no" and laughed. Such an odd place!.
Phoning the Czar.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (GEpFD)
I have learned more euphemisms for masturbation here than I ever knew before I got here at ASHQ. I asked my husband if he knew of many of these terms and the he said "no" and laughed. Such an odd place!.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
LOL... Me too... Here is where I first found out what motor boating was....
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (O2RFr)
No no no. You beat the bishop, and flog the dolphin.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
gagging the cat!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sporkatus
We're working on it.
Posted by: CERN at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (wW03z)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (FwSdb)
Posted by: The Chicken at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (Z04f8)
No no no. You beat the bishop, and flog the dolphin.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
gagging the cat!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (JFO2v)
My favorite is actually from my friend Rikk Wolf:
Burping the worm
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (bcbK8)
It's a summer sausage.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:39 AM (FwSdb)
slapping the sausgae
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: The Chicken at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (Z04f8)
410 in one slice per the post I copied. Also, if most people are like me they will eat at least three of those slices. I don't car about the calories right noqw because I am trying to gain back weight. But the carbs are a killer with me now due to diabetes.
Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (mpXpK)
Sarah Jessica Parker needs a farrier.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:40 AM (FwSdb)
Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (7kVu3)
One can only assume from the form-disguising properties of a robe, and the bulge of a cowl past the neck being suggestive of a certain shape.
Not a unique observation, as I recall from the descriptions in Moby Dick of using the whale's "sausage" skin to make an impromptu blubber cutting robe, and old Hermy the perv's stupid "archbishopric" pun.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (CGB5H)
I feel your pain
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)
Speaking of hideous male representatives... 'Member Waxman?
He made Steve Cohen look like Ryan Gosling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)
>>I guess you're saying I need more variety.
OM, emailed you a link to an excellent source for pics!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019
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I sent you one too, OM, but now that I think about it, it might be awfully easy to guess.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (elsTe)
A more apt description of Daou would be hard to find.
Look at the weirdo, sleazy men with whom she surrounds herself.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:34 AM (W+vEI)
Right? This has always been the case, even when she was FLOTUS: James Carville. Paul Begala. Lanny Davis. Sid Blumenthal. The Clinton White House was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (R8APV)
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2019 11:33 AM (ykq7q)
With you on that one.
Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (7kVu3)
***
Oh god yes. The nostrils on that guy...
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (GEpFD)
Six slices, arugula atop the sauce and mozzarella, then each sliced dressed with a nice slice of prosciutto, and in the center, the piece de resistance, a ball of buffalo mozz, baked with the pizza.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (+fPHo)
Perhaps the men should have a thread where they discuss all the terms men use for masturbation. It might be longer than the list for movie titles ending in my a$$"....and they will laugh, I will go fold laundry or do something useful. Maybe I hang around with tame crowd but women don't have nearly as many terms for masturbation....even about men doing it.
Such an odd place!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (FSPNP)
Maybe that's what you find hot?!
I prefer this:
https://twitter.com/RepDanCrenshaw
Or this:
https://tinyurl.com/y2ck5efd
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (elsTe
Sure, but some of those are fun, too. I may yet find a use for it.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (R8APV)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (aZP8r)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (ykq7q)
***
And yet it still paled in comparison to the Obama White House.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (6XgGT)
Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM
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I checked and this is right. Super-hot mixed-race actress.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (mpXpK)
You must be a real hoot at parties...
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)
I can'r remember the last party I went to.
Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (mpXpK)
I prefer this:
https://twitter.com/RepDanCrenshaw
I've posted Rep. Crenshaw twice. I know he's an instant swoon for the 'ettes. I don't want to overuse him.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (R8APV)
Meagan Good?
Beat me to it. And I had to cheat.
Never heard of her but will have to follow up.
Posted by: FrodoB at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (ctEmO)
Six slices, arugula atop the sauce and mozzarella, then each sliced dressed with a nice slice of prosciutto, and in the center, the piece de resistance, a ball of buffalo mozz, baked with the pizza.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (+fPHo)
next time have them cut into 4 pieces
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (bcbK8)
He made Steve Cohen look like Ryan Gosling.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM
Leaf nosed bat.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (aZP8r)
Posted by: The Chicken at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (Z04f8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (FSPNP)
This is not a new development.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (6XgGT)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (9dQxE)
Where did the phrase-"Flogging the Bishop" come from as a euphemism for masturbation?
I imagine it's because a circumcised penis looks like it's wearing a bishops hat.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (TAmPV)
Going walkabout in the Bush Downunder.
Posted by: The Chicken at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (Z04f
Rubbing one out.
Killing a kitten.
Jilling off.
Flicking the bean.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Yeah, just needed a brain cleanse after the Nadler imagery!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)
I can'r remember the last party I went to.
Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (mpXpK)
Gosh...shocking.
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (FSPNP)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)
Going walkabout in the Bush Downunder.
Posted by: The Chicken at May 03, 2019 11:44 AM (Z04f8
Flicking the bean
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)
I can'r remember the last party I went to.
Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (mpXpK)
Gosh...shocking.
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (cF8AT)
Downing a fifth of bourbon will do that.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Wolfus, de gustibus, but I have to wildly disagree. I don't just mock
SJP because it's fun - I genuinely have never found her even sort of
attractive. She didn't look good young (Square Pegs), and she didn't
look good in Sex in the City. I see a ton of women every day who are way
better looking, and I live in Cleveland, not South Beach or Orange
County.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019
*
*
. . .
Oh, SJP is no Nicole Kidman, but she's fairly attractive. I see a ton of women every day here too -- about eight of them, who total 2000 pounds -- so I guess if you're in a desert, anything looks like water.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (elsTe)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Agnes Bullock at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (3V1gc)
Well of course you knew that one CLINT FLICKER
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: Cunk2020 at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (EZuZ5)
I know Barr has a lot on his plate, but why hasn't the Trump DoJ gotten to the bottom of that one citizen, one vote problem?
Our future is on the line.
Posted by: CAPT Constitution at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (tif1h)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo
I like Olive Garden. Nothing wrong with it. Food snobbery, feh.
Warhol had a point, about more than just art.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (AM1GF)
that's like calling water "wet" and someone complaining about it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (mjooP)
Posted by: Bevis at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (cwyBD)
I don't think it's a hairpiece
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (6XgGT)
Meagan Good?
Beat me to it. And I had to cheat.
Never heard of her but will have to follow up.
Posted by: FrodoB at May 03, 2019 11:43 AM (ctEmO)
I saw Shazam! a couple of days ago.
I actually thought it was pretty good, for a superhero movie.
I wanted to pick a hot chick and a got guy from it.
So, Zachary Levi, of course.
But there are slim pickings for hot chicks in that move. Ms. Good had a small role, so here she is.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (R8APV)
Like yesterday's art thread.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (W2taJ)
I guess the only good thing about that is that it's directed by the other Paul Anderson, who is roughly the Orson Welles of video game movies.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (oZ6kz)
John Podesta
Phillipe Reines
David Brock
Lanny Davis
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (elsTe)
neigh
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Puddin Head
..........
Not around here!
a medium 14 inch pizza with one topping is like $14 bucks unless you are getting the crap from the big pizza chains.
Nope.. much cheaper and lots better doing my own. It just takes some planning..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (438dO)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (RD7QR)
When she was younger she was kinda cute... Unfortunately with age she has grown into her nose
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (aKsyK)
.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (FSPNP)
***
I'll admit she was kinda cute decades ago when she did Square Pegs.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (GEpFD)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (RD7QR)
There's pizza, too.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (7u6m0)
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Nostrilferatu.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)
Iowahawk had a funny bit on his old blog about Waxman being an alien trying to pass himself off as human.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (R8APV)
Unfortunately with age she has grown into her nose
Posted by: It's me donna
Her nose has lost face.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (BWL+E)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (RD7QR)
There's pizza, too.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (7u6m0)
Don't mix the two, you'll burn yourself.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (NWiLs)
***
I wasn't fooled for a minute.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (GEpFD)
***
I'll admit she was kinda cute decades ago when she did Square Pegs.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (GEpFD)
I liked her in Honeymoon in Vegas. she was looking very fit in that one, despite the dumbness of the movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
..........
not quite thick enough, but defintely the oily/crispy edges..
I made Detroit style not too long ago, using the traditional brick cheese.. and homemade garlicky pizza sauce.. damn it was good..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (438dO)
Our future is on the line.
Posted by: CAPT Constitution at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (tif1h)
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because the people in the middle are all career apparatchiks, AND Demonrats?
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (mjooP)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (NFEMn)
was FLOTUS: James Carville. Paul Begala. Lanny Davis. Sid Blumenthal.
The Clinton White House was a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Lickspittle is a word that isn't used nearly enough.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (0QYMt)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (6XgGT)
Matthew Broderick in "The Freshman." Adorable.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:51 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: H Badger at May 03, 2019 11:51 AM (n/0Nw)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 11:51 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp
And I am a bitchandahalf!!
Posted by: precedent at May 03, 2019 11:51 AM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (438dO)
The Domino's near my house has a large (14"), 3-topping pizza for $7.99. As far as I'm concerned, that's the best deal in town.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:51 AM (R8APV)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2019 11:52 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2019 11:53 AM (aKsyK)
--
Yesterday modified movie titles, today euphemisms for masturbation. The Horde really is an teenager with ADD.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (RD7QR)
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There's pizza, too.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (7u6m0)
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Don't mix the two, you'll burn yourself.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM
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Universal Pictures presents Italian Pie: Bandaid Camp
Posted by: irright at May 03, 2019 11:53 AM (pMGkg)
***
I'll admit she was kinda cute decades ago when she did Square Pegs.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:48 AM (GEpFD)
There was that movie with Steve Martin that came out in the early '90s, and I'm having a brain fart on the title, but she was cute and fun in that one. (LA Story?)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 11:53 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (R8APV)
You should grab her picture from the cover of Unborn. That's a nice shot of one of her four best features.
Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 11:53 AM (7kVu3)
***
That's a great movie. Brando should've done more comedy.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:53 AM (GEpFD)
Yup SaNdI
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (O2RFr)
Today @POTUS spoke with #Russia President Putin for more than an hour, @PressSec tells reporters.
COLLLLLUSSSSION!
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (cF8AT)
Now.
I think she has a portrait in an attic somewhere.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (FwSdb)
I was once having a conversation with my sister and just couldn't remember the word "sycophant", so I just kept saying "lickspittle" instead.
After about the third time she told me to stop.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (CGB5H)
John Podesta
Phillipe Reines
David Brock
Lanny Davis
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM (W+vEI)
OM: I already mentioned Lanny Davis.
Lizzy: I know. I really hate Lanny Davis.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (R8APV)
Same here, Vic. Not a fan of parties. I'd rather stay home.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:50 AM (6XgGT)
I don't mind parties its just since I retired about 15 years ago I don't get around much anymore. The last party I went to was a wedding reception for a guy's son from work. Usually for those kinds of parties there's no alcohol or only a beer keg.
Posted by: Vic at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (mpXpK)
looks like wire taps on the biden campaign are called for to monitor collusion with the chinese.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 03, 2019 11:49 AM (Pg+x7)
If the House insist on issuing subpoenas to anyone in Trump's orbit the Senate should suboena Hunter Biden and everyone in his orbit.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (TAmPV)
I'll take her in Dead Calm or Days of Thunder thank you.
Posted by: H Badger at May 03, 2019
*
*
. . .
If you mean the young Nicole, then very much so. Also Malice, which is a heck of a good thriller from the days when Alec Baldwin was an actor. And To Die For, where she proved she was not just a gorgeous face.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (elsTe)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 03, 2019 11:52 AM (mvenn)
William Howard Taft made Mae West look like Twiggy.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: OregonMuse
.......
I have to admit I have never had a Domino's pizza! Maybe I will have to try it sometime.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (438dO)
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You see, I take these glasses off, he looks like a regular person, doesn't he? Put them back on... formaldehyde-face!
Posted by: John Nada at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (JgA4k)
***
I always loved Limbaugh's impression of Lanny saying the word "proof."
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (GEpFD)
I am kind of running out of space here.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 11:51 AM (t6MX/)
We're going to have to go with the Horde equivalent of nomina sacra to fit stuff into the sig lines. Flounder, reb, vulg, dep, vir.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (RD7QR)
Remember when the Post got all over Eric Holder for stonewalling Congress, being found in contempt and for declaring himself Barack Obama's "wing man." Neither do I.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (BWL+E)
America, f#ck yeah!!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5oym78e
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (W+vEI)
in the early '90s, and I'm having a brain fart on the title, but she
was cute and fun in that one. (LA Story?)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019
*
*
. . .
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid? Or was that earlier?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (elsTe)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (JFO2v)
Or did they? Adjusts tin foil hat
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (O2RFr)
Eat what you like. Like what you eat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2019 11:53 AM (aKsyK)\
Don't mind if I do.
*downs bagel with cream cheese, pepper bacon, and jalapeno*
*eyeballs, wife*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Haul in Hunters' exwife. We can take bets on how long she holds out being the good leftist before the woman scorned emerges
Posted by: precedent at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (Z04f8)
Lickspittle is a word that isn't used nearly enough.
Toady
Boot licker
Brown noser
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 03, 2019 11:55 AM (BWL+E)
Sycophant
Flunky
Hanger-on
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (NWiLs)
Lizzy: I know. I really hate Lanny Davis.
Lol, guess I do!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 11:57 AM (W+vEI)
BELLVILLE, Ohio - A prom proposal by a Clear Fork student has prompted widespread condemnation and backlash after a photo of him holding a poster with a racist statement was circulated on Facebook.
In the photo, the student stands beside a girl and holds a poster that reads, "If I was black I'd be picking cotton, but I'm white so I'm picking U for prom!"
The student, who was not identified, has been "spoken to," according to a statement from Clear Fork Valley Local Schools Superintendent Janice Wyckoff.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 03, 2019 11:57 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: John Nada at May 03, 2019 11:57 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 03, 2019 11:57 AM (CGB5H)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:57 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 03, 2019 11:57 AM (RKQ/v)
***
LMAO
I denounce myself
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (GEpFD)
I guess men practice terms' more readily.
Posted by: willow
We often conduct poles.
Posted by: The Horde at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (Z04f8)
Chris Pratt is the Protestant version.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (/tuJf)
LOl. He's just repeating the mantra of the reparations crowd
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 11:59 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM
Double clicking the mouse.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 11:59 AM (aZP8r)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:59 AM (r/xAU)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM
Double clicking the mouse.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 11:59 AM (aZP8r)
Paddling the pink canoe
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (438dO)
There used to be a joke about Dominos about how they could just save themselves time and money if they just FAXed the pizza to you, and it would taste about the same. But that was then. They've really upped their game recently and their pizza is actually quite good. So yes, I would recommend you give them a try.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (R8APV)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (/tuJf)
Henchmen, which once again raises the question of how one goes about henching.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (RD7QR)
Today @POTUS spoke with #Russia President Putin for more than an hour, @PressSec tells reporters.
COLLLLLUSSSSION!
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (cF8AT)
We DEMAND to see the transcripts of that call!!
Posted by: Democrats at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (FwSdb)
I will have to shut brain down the next few times to survive this.
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (r/xAU)
You ate eyeballs and your wife on a bagel?!?
Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (7kVu3)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (r/xAU)
You ate eyeballs and your wife on a bagel?!?
Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (7kVu3)
KINK-eee...
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (NWiLs)
Vlad I'm walking down the hall as we speak looking at a picture of James Monroe. Great Guy, needed yuge hair.
Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (7njPr)
We settled on Y's Dice's opinion that Hitler had a very intense murder-suicide-type live for Germany.
Hillary Clinton has the same relationship with America. We rejected her, so she and all her Satanic minions will stop at nothing to destroy our Constitutional Federal Republic.
Can't wait until she no longer stains the Earth.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (8u1cU)
Posted by: H Badger at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (n/0Nw)
I should learn how to make a sauce that won't
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (r/xAU)
I think if you add baking soda to a red sauce it makes it less acidic. Not sure if that would help you or not. The older I get, the more it bothers me too.
(My relatives are spinning in their graves as I type that)
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (cF8AT)
I should learn how to make a sauce that won't
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (r/xAU)
Is it the tomatoes?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (R8APV)
her cleavage reminds me of the moons of melmac.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 03, 2019 11:54 AM (438dO)
One of the good things about NJ is we don't have to rely on Dominos (Too Much Cheese), Papa John's (the absolute WORST) or Pizza Hut (barely edible) for pizza.
Posted by: Democrats at May 03, 2019 12:02 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (FwSdb)
I like the word sycophant. Obsequious sycophant is a wonderful putdown.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:02 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 03, 2019 12:02 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 03, 2019 12:02 PM (NFEMn)
I can eat a tomato , it is an added ingredient I believe.
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (t6MX/)
You ate eyeballs and your wife on a bagel?!?
Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 12:00 PM (7kVu3)
I got confused by the "you are what you eat," word sorcery.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (aZP8r)
***
Thing #1: There is no such thing as "too much cheese."
Thing #2: Papa John's could have the best pizza on the planet but they're never getting another penny from me.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (GEpFD)
Nicole Kidman is okay in my book. She is unapologetic about her
religious faith. Kind of like Mark Wahlberg. Both Catholic I
believe.
Chris Pratt is the Protestant version.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019
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If Disney is going to do a Indiana Jones reboot, they need to get Chris Pratt for it, and soon. And I wouldn't mind having Nicole in it too. Yes, she's Catholic -- it was probably part of the reason for the rift between her and Tom "Disciple of L. Ron Hubbard" Cruise.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (1ISKN)
bumping uglies
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (JFO2v)
She has vehemently denied it and I tend to believe her but a good thread anyway about the NYT article about FBI sending spies and who is behind it.
https://tinyurl.com/y69tzgmd
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 03, 2019 11:47 AM
Double clicking the mouse.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 11:59 AM (aZP8r)
Rowing the little man in the boat?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (R8APV)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (aZP8r)
That's the worst euphemism for masturbation I've ever heard.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (Z4z/q)
There was a short back and forth yesterday between me and Y's Dice about Hitler and whether he loved Germany.
He loved Germany and the German people but in the end he believed that they had failed him and Germany
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (TAmPV)
I just had to try a few different brands until I found one that didn't.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (1ISKN)
***
At this point they might as well hire Bagdad Bob. (Is he still alive?)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (Z4z/q)
Nah, Hillary is America's pimp, and she's been b#tch-slapping her since she tried to go freelance.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (W+vEI)
(My relatives are spinning in their graves as I type that)
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM
Pinch of sugar works well to balance that, too.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (aZP8r)
I just had to try a few different brands until I found one that didn't.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (1ISKN)
Tomato sauce at night gives me some acid reflux.
A big glass of milk helps a lot to fight it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (bcbK8)
I like the modifier obsequious. An obsequious toady.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019
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Kind of redundant, don't you think? You'll never see a defiant toady.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (O7MnT)
262 I wish I could eat pizza, the sauce tears me up.
I should learn how to make a sauce that won't
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (r/xAU)
Is it the tomatoes?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:01 PM (R8APV)
lol, glad I finished my bagel.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 12:05 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (QIsMy)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM
LMAO!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (aZP8r)
Chris Pratt is the Protestant version.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (Z4z/q)
The Actor who plays the General in the new Sonic trailer refuses roles where he has to kiss or sex scenes because of his Catholic faith and for his marriage.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (dKiJG)
they need to get Chris Pratt for it, and soon. And I wouldn't mind
having Nicole in it too. Yes, she's Catholic -- it was probably part of
the reason for the rift between her and Tom "Disciple of L. Ron Hubbard"
Cruise.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (elsTe)
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That and Tom being a flaming homo.. but mostly Tom being a flaming homo.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (aZP8r)
That's the worst euphemism for masturbation I've ever heard.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (NWiLs)
But it's pretty much the most accurate description.
Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (fG1QA)
Hang down your head and cry
Hang down your head bin Laden
In hell you're gonna fry
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (Z4z/q)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:07 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:07 PM (r/xAU)
the reason for the rift between her and Tom "Disciple of L. Ron Hubbard"
Cruise.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (elsTe)
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That and Tom being a flaming homo.. but mostly Tom being a flaming homo.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 03, 2019
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I don't think he was that flaming then (if he is now; I don't know). They were married for almost ten years; don't you think Nicole would have noticed?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (elsTe)
Tomatoes are a fruit
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (Z4z/q)
Pineapples are a fruit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:04 PM (GEpFD)
Nobody really knows what happened to him. He just disappeared the day American tanks entered Baghdad.
So he's either in hiding or dead. My guess is the latter.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (R8APV)
in the early '90s, and I'm having a brain fart on the title, but she
was cute and fun in that one. (LA Story?)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 03, 2019
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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid? Or was that earlier?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 11:56 AM (elsTe)
SJP was in LA Story and she was young and fit and wore spandex and smiled enough to make an attractive filly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (NWiLs)
Good one.
Also like "oleaginous" - unctuous, fawning, smarmy.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (W+vEI)
One might consider Chesterton on the motives of sane suicides. The idea that someone committing suicide is in some cases removing all things in existence from his own consideration, in effect destroying *everything* the only way he knows how. Omnicide.
Was Hitler perhaps in a way "punishing Germans (and the world) for their failures" by shooting himself, alongside other reasons?
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (CGB5H)
***
Which, of course, never happened.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (Z4z/q)
Education is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (NWiLs)
There's a cure for that, but now we're right back to the masturbation thing again.
Posted by: Roy at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (fG1QA)
Chris Pratt is the Protestant version.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (Z4z/q)
The Actor who plays the General in the new Sonic trailer refuses roles where he has to kiss or sex scenes because of his Catholic faith and for his marriage.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (dKiJG)
He's also in Season 3 of Justified. And, ah, well...he doesn't kiss any GIRLS in that season.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Cliff Clavin at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (Z4z/q)
Pineapples are a fruit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 12:08 PM (t6MX/)
Corey Booker is a fruit.
Posted by: JackStraw's Personal Troll at May 03, 2019 12:10 PM (4dmj3)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (W+vEI)
I didn't think anyone outside of my family used the word unctuous anymore.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:10 PM (J+mig)
Here, I give.
*nudges three of them towards the USB port*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:10 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:10 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Agnes Bullock at May 03, 2019 11:46 AM (3V1gc)
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I don't get the shoe pron.
Posted by: SMH at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Bevis at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (cwyBD)
One of the NT reporters who wrote the FBI honeypot story was asked on CNN whether honeypot "Azra Turk" worked for the FBI.
His response: "I'm just going to leave it right now as a 'government investigator.' I use that working for a reason, and I'm going to leave it at that."
What was one of the MSM's favorite terms during the collusion investigation? Oh right..."the walls are closing in".
Why would he "leave it at that"?
Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: JT at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (L3Gls)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (dKiJG)
Wait, I think I know that guy, but my brain is seizing up, I can't remember his name...?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (R8APV)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Zombie George Carlin at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (ywWFF)
"I have absolutely no idea what he's talking about" Comey says of Barr's talk of spying on Trump campaign.
Ok, Sergeant Schultz....
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Howard Philip L. at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (CGB5H)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (QIsMy)
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (r/xAU)
Chris Pratt is the Protestant version.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at May 03, 2019 11:58 AM (Z4z/q)
The Actor who plays the General in the new Sonic trailer refuses roles where he has to kiss or sex scenes because of his Catholic faith and for his marriage.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (dKiJG)
He's also in Season 3 of Justified. And, ah, well...he doesn't kiss any GIRLS in that season.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (bcbK
Neal McDonough is his name, mostly play's Villians because of his faith, which is kinda funny.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (GEpFD)
This.
Unfortunately Dominos is literally on the other side of the Crossroads of America from me. Fortunately there's a pizza joints in every strip mall here.
Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (FhXTo)
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Selling a miracle weight loss pill on late night TV.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:09 PM (W+vEI)
I didn't think anyone outside of my family used the word unctuous anymore.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:10 PM (J+mig)
No, I use unctuous all the time. It's inherently insulting, which is part of the attraction.
Posted by: joncelli, unctuous weasel hunter at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (dKiJG)
Wait, I think I know that guy, but my brain is seizing up, I can't remember his name...?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (R8APV)
Neal McDonough
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:10 PM (ptqGC)
I know, I don't have the mad PShop skillz necessary to edit her out of the photo without making it look like crap.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (R8APV)
Posted by: American Pharaoh at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (cwyBD)
***
"Xe," if you please.
Bigot.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (GEpFD)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:06 PM (dKiJG)
Wait, I think I know that guy, but my brain is seizing up, I can't remember his name...?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (R8APV)
Neal McDonnough? sp
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (xPJvm)
*MSM Thinks PDT making them wetbacks work too hard*
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JT at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (L3Gls)
I told Mrs928 I was watching it and she pointed to the coffee table where the book was sitting. I didn't know she was reading it. An odd coincidence.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (FwSdb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (QIsMy)
Isn't that just Tomb Raider at that point?
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (dKiJG)
protects cultural artifacts from unscrupulous whites so the natives can
destroy them. Plus he is now a she.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:11 PM (QIsMy)
=======
Also she has no ass. BLOCKBUSTER!!!
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 03, 2019 12:13 PM (pw+jk)
srlszy I am madder at them then anyone else. How dare they use our security tools for political purposes.
Posted by: willow at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (r/xAU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK
Also was LT Buck Compton in Band of Brothers
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (xPJvm)
Because these undercover types they sent to infiltrate the Trump campaign were used before the FISA warrant, which made it illegal activity by the FBI, IIRC. Also may an issue that this was done on foreign soil, so should be CIA?!
Please correct me if this is wrong. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (ywWFF)
Ok, Sergeant Schultz....
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Major Hochstetter pretending to be Sgt. Schulz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (+y/Ru)
It was the best part of the movie.
Posted by: The Horde at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at May 03, 2019 11:42 AM (GEpFD)
He's got a good graft going in retirement. He has leased out his nose to California to be used as tunnels for the high-speed rail project, which, since it will never get built, means he still has use of it. But the lease payments still roll in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: California Chrome at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (cwyBD)
srlszy I am madder at them then anyone else. How dare they use our security tools for political purposes.
Posted by: willow at May
Me too
Posted by: It's me donna at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK
Also was LT Buck Compton in Band of Brothers
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (xPJvm)
Yeah, he's a good guy. I enjoy his performances.
In Justified he's so fucked up and tortured...he really did good work there. Just...not an easy character to like.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:15 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 03, 2019 12:15 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (dKiJG)
That's it! Yeah, he has no problem playing psychopathic murderers, but kissing? No way. I agree, it *is* rather funny.
He also did a funny, and very patriotic, Cadillac commercial. Snarked on the French real good.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:15 PM (R8APV)
No one recognizes him.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:15 PM (bcbK
Oh yeah. He was great, but very creepy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (oZ6kz)
Papa John's is great.
... if you want to shit your pants in 6 hours.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (ywWFF)
Thought Taco Bell was the only fast food that caused that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (jxbfJ)
But he will smoke oxy in your motorhome - til he's dis-armed.
Posted by: DaveA at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (bcbK
That Cadillac commercial he did was freakin' awesome.
Posted by: Timon at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (QIsMy)
Posted by: California Chrome at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (cwyBD)
After some deliberation I purchased a nice red cap with MAGA across the front and have worn it in public for several days.
In that time, the only observed reaction was a bit of side eye.
Honesty compels me to admit that in my 2x4 village I expected not much more.
We aren't exactly a hotbed of liberal influence, most being on the sane side of the political spectrum.
We'll see if that holds true this Summer and Fall.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (KATBx)
Alisyn Camerota sez "They've broken my spirit" because the lack of action against Trump:
https://tinyurl.com/y69q9uyw
tee hee!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:15 PM (bcbK
I don't think we were supposed to like him. He always had some nearly-naked young boy gagged and tied up to a bed in the background.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (R8APV)
>>Yeah, that is a theory of JS that never pens out without looking
at facts sideways. Nothing personal. Don't need a lecture though.
When you have your own personal trolls that come out of the woodwork
to take personal shots at you then I will listen to whines about
getting personal and lectures.
I've said many times why I believe Rosenstein appointed Mueller who
has now cleared Trump of collusion and even given facts that stand
upright. I'm not going to bother again.
We'll just see how things play out after his retirement which he is
finally taking at the end of next week after being asked to stay past
his original retirement date earlier this year after Barr asked him to
stay and help him wind down the Mueller investigation. Which again,
cleared Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 10:36 AM (/tuJf)
*looks at post sideways*
Make sense. They were all in cahoots since the beginning to clear Trump of a nascent conspiracy theory, in which Trump personally planned to have Rosenstein clear him via Mueller after edging just so close to impeachment, because it makes for good reality TV or something.
Can I buy some pot off you?
Otherwise, god complex much?
Thanks for the laughs. As I said. I appreciate your perspective. Not just your perspective as the ONLY one.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (t6MX/)
Neal McDonough is his name, mostly play's Villians because of his faith, which is kinda funny.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:12 PM (dKiJG)
That's it! Yeah, he has no problem playing psychopathic murderers, but kissing? No way. I agree, it *is* rather funny.
He also did a funny, and very patriotic, Cadillac commercial. Snarked on the French real good.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019
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The name alone triggered nothing, so I looked him up via DuckDuckGo. Now I remember him and his Cadillac spot.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (elsTe)
It was the best part of the movie.
Posted by: The Horde at May 03, 2019 12:14 PM (Z04f
The I have never seen an Elephant fly song and scene is cut, so I am going to buy the Blue Ray, I also bought ONE OF OUR DINOSAURS IS MISSING because the lead actor is white and plays as a Chinaman
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (dKiJG)
The guy who did that Cadillac commercial about America kicking butt, about going to the moon and getting bored, making our own luck, and what we achieve because we don't take the month of August off, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:18 PM (W+vEI)
"TELL ME WHAT DEPLORABLE LOOKS LIKE"
"THIS IS WHAT DEPLORABLE LOOKS LIKE"
Posted by: theATL at May 03, 2019 12:18 PM (O8mjU)
Jim Carrey looks good as Robotnik, though.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (oZ6kz)
The studio said they're going to change the horrible character design to try to appeal more to fans. I guess that's one nice thing about having a CGI main character. Can just change them without re-shooting every scene.
Whether that's enough to save it from being a complete disaster is still up in the air. Video game movies damn near always suck.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:18 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Chris M at May 03, 2019 12:18 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:18 PM (R8APV)
*NEW COLUMN*
While dumb, deluded Democrats pathetically screech about impeachment, President @realDonaldTrump's firing up the US economy so ferociously he could win by a landslide in 2020.
https://dailym.ai/2vyDpAQ
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:15 PM (bcbK
I don't think we were supposed to like him. He always had some nearly-naked young boy gagged and tied up to a bed in the background.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (R8APV)
Yes. Whom he'd later kill an an orgy of self loathing.
But that scene when he begged to be allowed to go home to his mafia boss was heartbreaking.
Seriously, Morons...go watch Justified. At least the first 4 seasons or so.
First season has a LOT of gunfights too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:20 PM (QIsMy)
Jim Carrey looks good as Robotnik, though.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:16 PM (oZ6kz)
They're making a movie about the drive-in chain?
Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2019 12:20 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (Rarvo)
Alisyn Camerota sez "They've broken my spirit" because the lack of action against Trump:
https://tinyurl.com/y69q9uyw
tee hee!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
I wonder if I can get this as a ringtone, My current is Bhussein sayin this shit is gettin way to complicated
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (JFO2v)
112 103 Where did the phrase-"Flogging the Bishop" come from as a euphemism for masturbation?
No no no. You beat the bishop, and flog the dolphin.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
And prompt the porpoise!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (veoSD)
He was able to defenestratie that gay guy in Braveheart
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (Pwv3u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:20 PM (QIsMy)
Great RiffTrax treatment of that one.
Posted by: joncelli, unctuous weasel hunter at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (QIsMy)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at May 03, 2019 11:37 AM (7u6m0) "
Wow, that sounds so spot-on, are you quoting someone ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 03, 2019 12:22 PM (wA4OO)
It's called trolling! I love receiving pollster calls and telling them I'd vote for Kamel Toe Harris or Beto Crash O'Roarke!
Posted by: Hillary4Prison at May 03, 2019 12:22 PM (3aBcq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (QIsMy)
They were in Stranger than Fiction, which is Will Ferrell's only good movie. they basically played the same numbskulls that made them so infamous.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: California Chrome at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (cwyBD)
He did do one scene where he embraced someone, but I believe it was a relative.
He also hated drawing a gun and shooting without at least trying to think first.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (Z04f8)
No no no. You beat the bishop, and flog the dolphin.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:38 AM (NWiLs)
And prompt the porpoise!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (veoSD)
"The Turgid Turbot"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (W+vEI)
He was able to defenestratie that gay guy in Braveheart
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (Pwv3u)
Strong conservative Irish Catholic, he was. Did "Secret Agent" with the no-kissing of the "babe of the week" and also he wouldn't carry a gun. Only time he had one was when he took it from a bad guy.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (R8APV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:24 PM (QIsMy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:20 PM (QIsMy)
*Shudder*
Yes. And John Leguizamo as Luigi. Horrible. Horrible stuff.
Resident Evil 1 and Silent Hill mostly work as video game movies. Otherwise, can't think of any that worked.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:24 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:24 PM (NWiLs)
Fuck me running.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 12:25 PM (FwSdb)
Patrick McGoohan also wouldn't do sex scenes, else he'd have been the first James Bond.
He was able to defenestrate that gay guy in Braveheart
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019
*
*
. . .
Yes; he was playing John Drake, who later grew into the lead character in Secret Agent, in the British Danger Man series in 1961 before the first Bond film was ever planned. He would have made an interesting Bond. (So would the young Richard Burton, but nobody seems to agree with me on that.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:25 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I take it you have never heard AOC speak?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 12:25 PM (W2taJ)
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Jim Caveizel, another one.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 03, 2019 12:25 PM (MIKMs)
First season has a LOT of gunfights too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK
Loved that show. Was sad when I ran out of episodes to watch.
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:25 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2019 12:25 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,"
LOL !
Even as my skin crawls from the memory ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 03, 2019 12:26 PM (wA4OO)
Posted by: wth at May 03, 2019 12:26 PM (v0R5T)
He was able to defenestratie that gay guy in Braveheart
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (Pwv3u)
Strong conservative Irish Catholic, he was. Did "Secret Agent" with the no-kissing of the "babe of the week" and also he wouldn't carry a gun. Only time he had one was when he took it from a bad guy.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:23 PM (R8APV)
Mostly true.
I have the Secret Agent series on DVD. He did a couple kissing scenes but not casually and he did occasionally get sent on assassination missions where he was given a gun.
But both were rare.
Good show, McGoohan was a damn fine actor. The Prisoner was sadly prophetic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:26 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 03, 2019 12:26 PM (Rarvo)
First season has a LOT of gunfights too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK
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My wife watched it through to the end, and I picked up episodes here and there.
Sam Elliott sans 'stache was a little hard to take.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (8g9zh)
We no seem to have exposed the predicate as a lie (Trump/Russia), and that may have started with the poll that found Hillary most vulnerable on her Russia Uranium One pay to play crimes. So they framed Trump as a Russian, by sending in Russian/Ukrainian "resources" to entrap Trump people. (Perkins/cutouts like Fusion, FiveEyes all getting in on it)
We are now dealing with the cover stories and shakey alibis, like "firing Comey forced us to spy on Trump since that made him look like a Russian agent. That is nonsense, but they are going for plausible deniability for their trials on sedition/treason ... they didn't think their alibi needed so much work when they thought Hillary would be prez and their mafia would be cleared by their dirty cops.
Same with the House impeachment proceedings, they now are on obstruction of no crime, "Barr lied, no one died". No, he didn't lie, their narrative has collapsed, they are left still flucking that chicken, hoping their "the meaning of is" excuses hold up in court of public opinion. imo
Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 12:24 PM (NWiLs)
Zero problem man, I'll reply back in a bit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (bcbK8)
I'm only up to S01E03. I just discovered the series on Monday.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (FwSdb)
We can all agree that AMERICA is now #1. We are the ENVY of the WORLD - and the best is yet to come!
(Has a screenshot of Drudge under the tweet.)
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:28 PM (cF8AT)
Timothy Olyphant (hawt!).
Gratuitous gun use.
The antithesis of every BBC detective, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:28 PM (W+vEI)
Gratuitous gun use.
The antithesis of every BBC detective, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:28 PM (W+vEI)
All.of.this!
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:29 PM (cF8AT)
Guess what - Trump and company were smarter than them, way smarter.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:29 PM (QIsMy)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM
They are notorious for forgetting their lines.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:29 PM (aZP8r)
First season has a LOT of gunfights too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:19 PM (bcbK
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My wife watched it through to the end, and I picked up episodes here and there.
Sam Elliott sans 'stache was a little hard to take.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (8g9zh)
Well it's basically a modern Western, hence the gunfighter 'stache.
Now I think he looks weird clean shaven.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (FwSdb)
Dovetailing with the art/aesthetics discussion from earlier, the dugout boat as art piece named "escape" plot thread in episode 2 is hysterical.
Posted by: Sporkatus at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (CGB5H)
ah.. well I would have recommended reading the book first, then reading the book Anansi Boys
b/c all of it is majorly changed in this series, not for the better
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (Rarvo)
We can all agree that AMERICA is now #1. We are the ENVY of the WORLD - and the best is yet to come!
NOW WATCH THE 31(FLAVORS OF) DEMOCRAT CANDIDATES TAKE THE BAIT AND EXPLAIN WHY AMERICA IS NOT #1/THE BEST!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (W+vEI)
NEW: Rep. Jerry Nadler sends counteroffer to AG William Barr for his subpoena requesting full Mueller report: "If the Department persists in its baseless refusal to comply with a validly issued subpoena, the Committee will move to contempt proceedings " https://abcn.ws/2GUpM4f
Ask Eric Holder how much that means, fat boy.
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 12:31 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:26 PM (bcbK
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Both true ...
I get Danger Man / Secret Agent and The Prisoner on Amazon Prime - nice for a palate cleanser once in a while.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at May 03, 2019 12:31 PM (wA4OO)
My wife watched it through to the end, and I picked up episodes here and there.
Sam Elliott sans 'stache was a little hard to take.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (8g9zh)
Well it's basically a modern Western, hence the gunfighter 'stache.
Now I think he looks weird clean shaven.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK
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Sam Elliott had no 'stache. That's what was weird. Dude has no upper lip.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:31 PM (8g9zh)
LOL, go fuck yourself.
Posted by: DOJ at May 03, 2019 12:31 PM (ywWFF)
My wife watched it through to the end, and I picked up episodes here and there.
Sam Elliott sans 'stache was a little hard to take.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (8g9zh)
Well it's basically a modern Western, hence the gunfighter 'stache.
Now I think he looks weird clean shaven.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK
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Sam Elliott had no 'stache. That's what was weird. Dude has no upper lip.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:31 PM (8g9zh)
*re-reads more carefully*
Ah, yep. Sorry. In my defense, I haven't had caffeine today.
Yes, Sam Elliot needs to always have the 'stache.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:33 PM (bcbK8)
LOL, go fuck yourself.
Posted by: DOJ
If you waste three years conjuring Russian Collusion, and you wind up with KFC, you might just be a leftist.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 03, 2019 12:33 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:27 PM (8g9zh)
Kind of a severe case of tortoise lip.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 03, 2019 12:33 PM (xPJvm)
Now I think he looks weird clean shaven.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:30 PM (bcbK
The draw-down between Raylan and that fast-shooting kid in the last (or 2nd to last final-season episode) was pretty awesome.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:34 PM (R8APV)
Left can't move on Trump yet and they need a way to impede what's coming
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:34 PM (B9CdI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:34 PM (QIsMy)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (ywWFF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (QIsMy)
Left can't move on Trump yet and they need a way to impede what's coming
Posted by: Ignoramus
I hope so. The majority of the country realize that this is BS and that they want it investigated. If nanzi does this, Trump gets to run against her.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (Z04f8)
https://youtu.be/sXXZYpGVaoQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)
I love documentaries!
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:36 PM (ywWFF)
Posted by: DOJ
Yeah, that should work. That contempt citation really scared the shit out of Eric Holder!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 03, 2019 12:37 PM (m79Dg)
422 "Retard" is not an accent, you fucking idiot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
I take it you have never heard AOC speak?
Posted by: rickb223
Dat ith not twooo.
C'mon any one who has ever been 11 years old knows what a retard accent is. It's not nice to use (anymore), but we all know what it is. Plus, most mentally handicapped people are so nice, you wouldn't want to use it around them and hurt their feelings. Sweetest, kindest people ever. We have to love our mentally challenged neighbors, also known as democrats.
Posted by: imp at May 03, 2019 12:37 PM (w+Z9D)
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Shouldda got Hillary and Nadler while is was at it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Well, yeah, if you only interview Demofascists for your sample I guess that's true.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 03, 2019 12:38 PM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:38 PM (QIsMy)
Note that Nancy has already said that Barr lied to Congress
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:38 PM (B9CdI)
Nadler appealing to the crazies ... Holder held in contempt for lying about his running guns to cartels ... and delaying for years.
Barr is refusing to obey the "new rules" of being interrogated by lawyers trying to invent process crimes. Aren't they trying to obstruct (Barr from bringing) justice (with a hammer, on real crime/sedition)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2019 12:39 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:40 PM (ywWFF)
What if the conspirators never told Gaylord of the full plan? They simply went around him.
And that salacious tid-bit comes out.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:40 PM (QIsMy)
https://youtu.be/sXXZYpGVaoQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Very cool!
Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2019 12:41 PM (xjiRE)
The guy has pleasantly surprised me so far.
Posted by: JackStraw's Personal Troll at May 03, 2019 12:41 PM (4dmj3)
What if the conspirators never told Gaylord of the full plan? They simply went around him.
And that salacious tid-bit comes out.
Posted by: Anna Puma
It worked with Hitler in Germany! Wait...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 03, 2019 12:41 PM (AM1GF)
my head all full of stuffin'
my heart is barely workin
while I'm tryin' to find my gherkin
if I only had a neck
Posted by: Michael Moore at May 03, 2019 12:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (B9CdI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (bcbK8)
WATCH: Planned Parenthood Supporters Dance on 'Graves' of Aborted Babies
http://tinyurl.com/yyqgm7pg
Posted by: Tami at May 03, 2019 11:26 AM (cF8AT)
Hold my beer...
Posted by: Alabama State Rep John Rogers (D) at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (W4jkE)
What if the conspirators never told Gaylord of the full plan? They simply went around him.
And that salacious tid-bit comes out.
Posted by: Anna Puma
You know who else wasn't told the conspirators' plans?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (hLRSq)
Left can't move on Trump yet and they need a way to impede what's coming
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 03, 2019 12:34 PM (B9CdI)
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Could she then be charged with obstruction of justice?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
A new page went up on pronhub?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (W2taJ)
https://youtu.be/sXXZYpGVaoQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)
101st - the RAF was founded on April 1st 1918. I had everything planned to visit the UK last year for a couple of 100th anniversary air shows, until my company decided to cancel bonuses.
Posted by: josephistan at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/yyc6542j
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Chupadog at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (f1hjZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:35 PM (QIsMy)
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Both Hitler and Bigfoot are played by Brian Dennehy
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 03, 2019 12:44 PM (8g9zh)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Exactly. Nanzi is preventing the expose that the country wants. Pres Trump versus nanzi. And the idiots in the clown car would cheer on nanzi.
While Pres Trump represents us.
Posted by: Blue Hen at May 03, 2019 12:44 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
A new page went up on pronhub?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (W2taJ)
LOL
Can't watch pornhub at work. Or I'd be on a permanent kateelife video binge
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:44 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: FIRST !!! at May 03, 2019 12:44 PM (4dmj3)
What if the conspirators never told Gaylord of the full plan? They simply went around him.
And that salacious tid-bit comes out.
Posted by: Anna Puma
You know who else wasn't told the conspirators' plans?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 12:42 PM (hLRSq)
Mark Antony?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:45 PM (bcbK8)
what a retard accent is. It's not nice to use (anymore), but we all
know what it is. Plus, most mentally handicapped people are so nice,
you wouldn't want to use it around them and hurt their feelings.
Sweetest, kindest people ever. We have to love our mentally challenged
neighbors, also known as democrats.
Posted by: imp
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Sweetest, kindest people ever.
True! My Down's Syndrome Uncle routinely used the word "retard" when referring to boneheaded pols. He'd say "Wow! And they call ME a retard." And then laugh hysterically.
Miss that guy.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 03, 2019 12:45 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:45 PM (QIsMy)
yeah, they worked hard to try to establish that in the senate hearings, grasping at straws, questions no doubt writtne by their lawyers.
There were no concerns about the report by Mueller, and Barr gave a summary of the conclusion, not of the whole report, then soon released the whole report (a few redactions, Dems had access to mostly unredacted report, not interested).
The efforts to twist Barr's earlier statements, and entrap Barr, were clear enough ... they lost but the game continues, with that Pelosi statement trying to lay the groundwork (on more of her lies).
Posted by: illiniwek at May 03, 2019 12:45 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:43 PM (bcbK8
Story of my life.....
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:46 PM (ywWFF)
2) dem operatives in the DOJ get skunked by Trump's attorneys
I'm seeing a pattern.
Posted by: DanMan at May 03, 2019 12:46 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 03, 2019 12:46 PM (FSPNP)
my head all full of stuffin'
my heart is barely workin
while I'm tryin' to find my gherkin
...I could drink an entire firkin
if I only had a neck
Posted by: Michael Moore at May 03, 2019 12:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at May 03, 2019 12:46 PM (R8APV)
It just looks like boobs. I kind of see a blurry face at the edge of my vision, but then the boobs get in the way.
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (GHi7c)
"Snoop Dogg," face of the marijuana legalization movement.
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)
Except. . . Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump spying, and that he may have been doing stuff like IRS snoops, etc. since 2014.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (W+vEI)
You and Steve keep f*cking that ceramic chicken, Nancy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (hLRSq)
Killing a kitten.
Jilling off.
Flicking the bean.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Nursing the walrus.
Posted by: Caliban at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (QE8X6)
How can Barr be allowed to expose the Cabal when he's in contempt and getting impeached?
Posted by: Ignoramus
Nadler should charged with obstruction of justice for using his committee to impede Barr's investigation.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
And that's how we know Mark doesn't work for the federal government.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (W2taJ)
Posted by: E. Stan Bull at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (B+t5k)
388 FEEL GOOD VID OF THE DAY!
Alisyn Camerota sez "They've broken my spirit" because the lack of action against Trump:
https://tinyurl.com/y69q9uyw
tee hee!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:17 PM (ptqGC)
I wonder if I can get this as a ringtone, My current is Bhussein sayin this shit is gettin way to complicated
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 12:21 PM (JFO2v
I watched the link. Some shrill effeminate axe grinder shaking his fist said "The president literally ordered that Comey be fired and then told him (RR Maybe) to falsify paperwork to hide the fact. It's right there." (mostly a quote).
OK so why didn't Mueller indict if this was literally true?
When I watch CNN I can't help but feel that they are straight up lying and they continue on and on, cause they buy ink by the pixel and you can't fight that tsunami of BS.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (ymnmz)
There are chaffing dishes and there is chaffing...
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (QIsMy)
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I was told there'd be no math!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (+y/Ru)
"Snoop Dogg," face of the marijuana legalization movement.
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)
The guy who took on the persona of a pimp in order to clean up his image
Posted by: josephistan at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (7HtZB)
And the text Page sent to Strzok in the fall of 2016 saying "POTUS wants to know everything we are doing" and another saying "the WH is running this" would seem to indicate he was in this up to his skinny ass.
And the spying was going on earlier than 2014.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (/tuJf)
Nadler should charged with obstruction of justice for using his committee to impede Barr's investigation.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (TAmPV)
Ding ding ding ding!!
Winner winner chicken dinner!!
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 03, 2019 12:50 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:50 PM (oZ6kz)
What does the born with a silver spoon fake gangsta have to say now?
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (GMKBs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (QIsMy)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (W+vEI)
Must have frustrated him to no end when all they could come up with is the "pussy tape."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (Z216Q)
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Well, that's the way I intended my vote.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Except. . . Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama
is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump
spying, and that he may have been doing stuff like IRS snoops, etc.
since 2014.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (W+vEI)
Obama's pal the Beast started the whole Birther issue. Trump just ran with it. And yeah, I'm positive Barry was in on the spying, using ValJar as he sat on his lazy, skinny ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)
Both him and Calypso Louie need to on the inaugural flight oh Aero Pinochet Norte.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2019 12:52 PM (7njPr)
>>Except. . . Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff.
Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the
Trump spying, and that he may have been doing stuff like IRS snoops,
etc. since 2014.
And the text Page sent to Strzok in the fall of 2016 saying "POTUS
wants to know everything we are doing" and another saying "the WH is
running this" would seem to indicate he was in this up to his skinny
ass.
And the spying was going on earlier than 2014.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (/tuJf)
So who will be the first to go to prison to cover for the direct involvement of the Westwing? Forget about guilt, who takes a a prison term rather than rat out the savior?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2019 12:52 PM (ymnmz)
He looks like a Fat-berg that they pulled out of a Municipal Water Teatment Facility.
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 12:52 PM (ywWFF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (QIsMy)
The guy who took on the persona of a pimp in order to clean up his image Posted by: josephistan at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (7HtZB)
Guilty pleasure: "Flava Flav's 'House of Love'."
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)
Sex and The City was a culturally destructive show.
Posted by: mercenary13 at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (Zz7N6)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (Z216Q)
All those much-ballyhooed hypersonic missiles will be obsolete when the defensive fire arrives at the speed of light.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (J+mig)
I won't be happy until I can get one that I can hold in my hand, and that puts out a solid laser beam that will extend out about 3 feet or so.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)
YEEAAAAHHH BBOOOOOOIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
The guy who took on the persona of a pimp in order to clean up his image Posted by: josephistan at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (7HtZB)
Guilty pleasure: "Flava Flav's 'House of Love'."
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)
Guiltier pleasure: 'More Dirty Debutantes'
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (bcbK8)
"Not me."
-- Susan Rice, who emailed herself CYA memos
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:47 PM (Bdeb0)
Fo' shizzle my nizzle. Ain't nothin' I seen - like the sticky green. I take the toke - and make the righteous smoke.
And I wanna' give a shout out to my East Coast Ghost who smokes the most. My main honkey, my supa' cracka', JackDiggetyStraw. That political screed with the finest weed. Droppin' the legal word and the choicest herb. Yeah.
Posted by: Snoop Dogg at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (4dmj3)
I think Snoop and John Kasich should have a Death Match for the title.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (Kpl3J)
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Laurence Tribe says it wasn't spying; it was just a "counterintelligence precaution".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (QIsMy)
Well said
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (QIsMy)
-- Susan Rice, who emailed herself CYA memos
I want to see that smarmy little twat Ben Rhodes take it in the neck.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (Z216Q)
Might come in mighty handy for stand-off crisping of Venezuelan and Cuban dictators, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2019 12:56 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Progressives.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 03, 2019 12:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:50 PM (oZ6kz)
I can see that. But there are countless Hong Kong movies that have done it better.
Street Fighter was silly, at least. Raul Julia really chewing scenery.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (ptqGC)
Nancy Pelosi, "We need sensible light-saber legislation."
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (QIsMy)
First they take your lightsabers, then you get Order 66'd.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (m/IZ9)
I think Snoop and John Kasich should have a Death Match for the title.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM
Weirdest TV pairing...Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (g6v/N)
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:53 PM (Bdeb0)
You see, the love of a pimp is different from that of a square.
Posted by: Zod at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (Bdeb0)
-- Susan Rice, who emailed herself CYA memos
I want to see that smarmy little twat Ben Rhodes take it in the neck.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (/tuJf)
Hold him down, and I can make that happen
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (bcbK8)
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I prefer the term "death ray".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019
*
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. . .
How weird is it that I know what, and who, you are referring to?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (elsTe)
They already made a movie on those lines - Real Genius
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (QIsMy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (bcbK
"For me, it was Tuesday." Classic.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (J+mig)
Killing a kitten.
Jilling off.
Flicking the bean.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Nursing the walrus.
Posted by: Caliban at May 03, 2019 12:48 PM (QE8X6)
.......
shucking the oyster
Posted by: Michael Moore at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (v0R5T)
>>So who will be the first to go to prison to cover for the direct
involvement of the Westwing? Forget about guilt, who takes a a prison
term rather than rat out the savior?
"Not me."
-- Susan Rice, who emailed herself CYA memos
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM (W+vEI)
lol
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (/tuJf)
Very much THIS. I wonder what his prison name will be?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: wth at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (v0R5T)
SF couldn't decide what kind of movie it wanted to be, so it ends up a mess, with the only real highlight being Julia's performance as Bison.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (oZ6kz)
Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump spying,
Trump calling Obama's Iran deal the worst deal in history probably didn't help.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019
*
*
. . .
How weird is it that I know what, and who, you are referring to?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (elsTe)
Very weird or not weird at all, depending.
She is, ah, very nice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (QIsMy)
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (elsTe)
Did a duck search and STILL don't.....
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)
I'd love to have one. That was probably the very neatest thing about Star Wars: The Only Good Movie. Well, that and the whole Force thingy behind it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, the Bwana returns! at May 03, 2019 12:51 PM (Z216Q)
What type of aircraft? I know that fricking lasers have been tested on 747s
Posted by: josephistan at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (7HtZB)
wants to know everything we are doing" and another saying "the WH is
running this" would seem to indicate he was in this up to his skinny
ass.
And the spying was going on earlier than 2014.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:49 PM (/tuJf)
On Trump specifically or just in general?
Posted by: WisRich at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (G0vdT)
536 >>"Not me."
-- Susan Rice, who emailed herself CYA memos
I want to see that smarmy little twat Ben Rhodes take it in the neck.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (/tuJf)
Hold him down, and I can make that happen
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (bcbK
Yates. I would love to see Yates go out in a jumpsuit. She was so smug in the 2 weeks she held office while PDT was President. One can only imagine the damage she did below the waterline when no one was looking.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (ymnmz)
Is there such a thing as inorganic cotton?
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019
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. . .
No. All cotton has carbon in it.
Posted by: Guy Who Once Took Chemistry at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: BignJames at May 03, 2019 12:59 PM (ykq7q)
........
Will there be beer?
Posted by: wth at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
No more than there is such a thing as "inorganic" food. All food is organic, as is all cotton. Any attempt to imbue certain food or clothing products with extra virtue by labeling them as "organic" is just Leftist fuckwaddery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (7njPr)
Well, by atoning for you deplorable sins every day through virtue signaling and voting Democrat - that's how.
Posted by: azoo at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (wg7wr)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (wGbBR)
I think Snoop and John Kasich should have a Death Match for the title.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 12:54 PM
Weirdest TV pairing...Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (g6v/N)
And of the two, Martha Stewart is the convicted felon
Posted by: josephistan at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (ptqGC)
So who will be the first to go to prison to cover for the direct involvement of the Westwing? Forget about guilt, who takes a a prison term rather than rat out the savior?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Dunno, but Page seems to me to be the most likely to spill her guts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (xSo9G)
SF couldn't decide what kind of movie it wanted to be, so it ends up a mess, with the only real highlight being Julia's performance as Bison.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (oZ6kz)
I actually like Kano the most in the Mortal Kombat movie. He had swagger. Got killed off too soon.
Agreed on Street Fighter, makes for a 'fun' movie to watch and make fun of but not a good movie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: garrett at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (ywWFF)
AMEN
>>Trump calling Obama's Iran deal the worst deal in history probably didn't help.
Heh! The look of hatred when Obama did that Kimmel show bit of reading Trump's tweet, then saying Trump will be president, then dropping the mic.
I want Obama in jail for what he did, but the psychic damage Trump does to him just by being POTUS every day is glorious.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (W+vEI)
Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump spying,
Trump calling Obama's Iran deal the worst deal in history probably didn't help.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)
Did not HRC start the birther shit?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Wolfus at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (elsTe)
No. All cotton has carbon in it.
Posted by: Guy Who Once Took Chemistry at May 03, 2019 01:01 PM (elsTe)
That's what I thought.
That justifies my thinking that the Boll and Branch sheets commercials are a farce playing on the whole "organic" bullshit farce played upon the lemming public.
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JAS at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (QIsMy)
Obama hated Trump for the birth certificate stuff. Obama is a petty, spiteful man, and I have n doubt he was in on the Trump spying,
Trump calling Obama's Iran deal the worst deal in history probably didn't help.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)
Did not HRC start the birther shit?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (JFO2v)
She did indeed.
Blue on Blue is the best kind of friendly fire
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (ptqGC)
So who will be the first to go to prison to cover for the direct involvement of the Westwing? Forget about guilt, who takes a a prison term rather than rat out the savior?
I doubt anyone is willing to do a stretch for Obama. Most of the people who facilitated his corruption were Clinton people.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (TAmPV)
Seems to be still unclear when the spying started on Trump specifically but the Obama administration was violating the FISA rules for years.
They came clean, sort of, right at the end of Obama's reign of error.
https://tinyurl.com/yymt4jnf
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (/tuJf)
How weird is it that I know what, and who, you are referring to?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (elsTe)
Did a duck search and STILL don't.....
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019
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. . .
Take the Safe Search filter off, and be sure to spell it "kateelife."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (JgA4k)
Heh! The look of hatred when Obama did that Kimmel show bit of reading Trump's tweet, then saying Trump will be president, then dropping the mic.
I want Obama in jail for what he did, but the psychic damage Trump does to him just by being POTUS every day is glorious.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (W+vEI)
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I wonder if he dreams of punching Trump voters in the face every night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (9cans)
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM (J+mig)
Molon Lightbeam.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (QIsMy)
She had the ass for it. And they weren't shy in showing it off, unlike Kate Beckinsdale in Underworld. That movie was a tease.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 12:57 PM
"Why am I the only one who has that dream?"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (g6v/N)
I'd love to have one. That was probably the very neatest thing about Star Wars: The Only Good Movie. Well, that and the whole Force thingy behind it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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Turns out it is easier to hit someone with a light saber than with a laser rifle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (xSo9G)
HRC started it, but Trump *finished* it.
He and Axelrod no doubt planned on playing the birther game for many years.
*Regardless of the funny business with the bc Obama provided, Trump got him to do it.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (W+vEI)
I trust Jerry Nadler got the Baron Harkonnen role in the new Dune movie.
So Barron will get to pull his heart plug?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (QIsMy)
I'd love to have one. That was probably the very neatest thing about Star Wars: The Only Good Movie. Well, that and the whole Force thingy behind it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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Turns out it is easier to hit someone with a light saber than with a laser rifle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (xSo9G)
I want to test this in real life.
With my trusty Kateelife fembot by my side.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:06 PM (bcbK8)
-- Susan Rice, who emailed herself CYA memos
I want to see that smarmy little twat Ben Rhodes take it in the neck.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 03, 2019 12:55 PM (/tuJf)
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Paging John Holmes. paging John Holmes.
Pg. 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4jM9cCmC2E
Posted by: Braenyard sez it's on page 2 Brian - i at May 03, 2019 01:06 PM (pr9ci)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (elsTe)
I was looking at some video sites and wasn't able to get anything interesting.
Didn't click the image tab.
Nice tits.
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (xSo9G)
More like plasma rifle. Blasters use a slower than light pulse made up of superheated gas.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 01:06 PM (J+mig)
But of course for every hot one you get 5 or 6 who definitely should have picked a character that wears a tarp.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 01:07 PM (oZ6kz)
I always love it when someone makes a request like "Please design an expensive vinyl decal co-branded with your company and another company. Oh, but I don't have dimensions. Or their fonts. Or their logo. But here's a photo of a different decal in a similar context. That's all ya need right? 'Cause it's all I got."
These are the fun ones
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 03, 2019 01:07 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (elsTe)
I was looking at some video sites and wasn't able to get anything interesting.
Didn't click the image tab.
Nice tits.
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019 01:06 PM (Zz0t1)
She makes AlexTheChick look normal-sized in the chest region
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:07 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 01:07 PM (QIsMy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 03, 2019 01:04 PM (xSo9G)
Kind of like how Democrats view machine guns: they shoot out a constant, unending stream of bullets, so all you have to do is wave it around like a hose to kill everybody.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 03, 2019 01:08 PM (7njPr)
Posted by: Bill C. at May 03, 2019 01:08 PM (z9LCL)
When does the search party for Ace form up?
he's writing up the movie review of the latest comic book movie...it should drop around 1545 tomorrow afternoon
Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at May 03, 2019 01:08 PM (cuot+)
Posted by: your kitteh at May 03, 2019 01:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 03, 2019 01:09 PM (+y/Ru)
https://youtu.be/mi5GFuvCIp4
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 01:07 PM (QIsMy)
Hot catgirls can get out of anything
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 03, 2019 01:09 PM (GoQQh)
Take the Safe Search filter off, and be sure to spell it "kateelife."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (elsTe)
I was looking at some video sites and wasn't able to get anything interesting.
Didn't click the image tab.
Nice tits.
Posted by: Sponge at May 03, 2019
*
*
. . .
Extraordinary, to say the least (and I don't care whether they're real or not), especially in contrast to that waist. And she's pretty too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 03, 2019 01:09 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 03, 2019 01:10 PM (gC2IV)
Trump calling Obama's Iran deal the worst deal in history probably didn't help.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 03, 2019 12:58 PM (TAmPV)
Did not HRC start the birther shit?
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 03, 2019 01:02 PM (JFO2v
Yes, but Trump made him bring out a birth certificate, which no one had done before. So then followed the WHCA dinner when they flamed Trump, and in response the Golden Scalp Weasel descended his golden escalator and took *all* of Obama's toys away.
Never mess with Trump.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at May 03, 2019 01:10 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at May 03, 2019 01:10 PM (oZ6kz)
I wonder if he dreams of punching Trump voters in the face every night.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at May 03, 2019 01:03 PM (9cans)
Punch? No. Slap? Yes.
Posted by: rickl at May 03, 2019 01:11 PM (xjiRE)
https://youtu.be/mi5GFuvCIp4
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 03, 2019 01:07 PM (QIsMy)
Hot catgirls can get out of anything
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at May 03, 2019 01:09 PM (bcbK
Elon needs to hurry up with the catgirl project.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at May 03, 2019 01:12 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at May 03, 2019 01:18 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 03, 2019 12:03 PM (t6MX/)
Commas save lives. But they can take them, too.
Posted by: GWB at May 03, 2019 01:18 PM (7kVu3)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at May 03, 2019 01:29 PM (qM84C)
OK one more grope for the woke.......
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Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)