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New York Times Apologizes for Running Anti-Semitic Cartoon; Promptly Replaces It With a Similar Anti-Semitic Cartoon
So #woke they run Nazi-like caricatures.
The #Woke Calculus divides people into two binary categories: Oppressors, whose every word and deed is racist, somehow, and Victims, who cannot be racist, ever, even when they're professional racists. The SJWs believe Jews are Oppressors and the Holocaust and centuries of antisemetic discrimination just did not happen. They couldn't have happened -- if they happened, Jews would be Victims, and Jews cannot be Victims. Because there are groups who hate Jews who are Victims and routinely peddle racist tropes and claims about Jews, and the rules of Social Justice Warrioring say that Victims cannot ever be racist, and Oppressors must always be racist. To keep Islamists and other Democrat client groups in the category of people permitted to be racist as hell, it is necessary to claim that Jews are just White People with odd hats. This is of course why Hillary and Obama refused to say Christians were targeted by Muslims on Easter -- to say that is to acknowledge that Christians can be, and often are, Vicitms, and that Islamists often are Oppressors. And that would completely invalidate the system of racial (and racist) double-standards modern "progressivism" -- really, Nazi-like racism -- they've constructed. You can tell the New York Times was totally sincere in apologizing for the first Jew-baiting cartoon because they ran a similar one within 48 hours. It's a calculated insult -- it's designed to let you know their apology was obligatory, but Jews are still Oppressors and will continue getting the Oppressor treatment.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 29, 2019 07:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2019 07:55 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: NY Slimes at April 29, 2019 07:56 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 07:56 PM (syVD+)
I hope the NYT gets skewered again by the cartoonist at the paper from Jerusalem.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2019 07:57 PM (FSPNP)
Posted by: Rusty Schackleford at April 29, 2019 07:58 PM (t77NU)
What will it take?
Posted by: Czech Chick at April 29, 2019 07:58 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 29, 2019 07:58 PM (Z5944)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 29, 2019 07:58 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 29, 2019 07:58 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 07:58 PM (syVD+)
If Jews in America are getting this in the NYT, how much worse can it get?
Posted by: trev006 at April 29, 2019 07:59 PM (pZ+Vo)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 29, 2019 07:59 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 07:59 PM (syVD+)
But what is the cartoon even supposed to be?
Is that supposed to be Netanyahu dressed as Moses with the 10 commandments taking a selfie?
If that's right, what's it even supposed to mean?
Anti-Semitism is not usually known for being this cryptic . . . so I guess that's an accomplishment for the NYT.
Posted by: Ersatz at April 29, 2019 07:59 PM (zuVZw)
*types, deletes*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at April 29, 2019 07:59 PM (wA4OO)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 07:59 PM (syVD+)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 07:59 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:00 PM (syVD+)
Fuck the Grey Lady in the ass with a concertina-wire-wrapped flaming pineapple.
What? We were all thinking it!!
Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2019 08:01 PM (Y3hKx)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:00 PM (syVD+)
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I wanted my gunsmith to put a bayonet lug on one of my match rifles and he wouldn't do it.
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:02 PM (MVjcR)
Hot diggity demon. Gonna be an early year for Trump!
Posted by: trev006 at April 29, 2019 08:02 PM (pZ+Vo)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2019 08:02 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Rep. Ilhan Omar at April 29, 2019 08:02 PM (dzJ3R)
Posted by: G marks the spot at April 29, 2019 08:02 PM (FboXx)
They rationalize things to keep their world view coherent.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 29, 2019 08:02 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:02 PM (syVD+)
-- Vile young Dem like Omar or Tlaib says anti-Semitic slur
-- Trump blames for violence against a synagogue
-- Pelosi, Bernie, other Dem leaders support Iran Deal
-- Trump accomplishes historic progress with Israel, such as moving the embassy to Jerusalem
-- Once again, Omar or Tlaib says something vile
Shower, rinse, repeat
Can they really maintain their bling support of those who want them dead?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2019 08:02 PM (W+vEI)
https://t.co/05nBhEktaI
Posted by: david venable at April 29, 2019 07:59 PM (bVwVX)
Lol.
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2019 08:02 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2019 08:03 PM (FSPNP)
Posted by: t-bird at April 29, 2019 08:03 PM (dzJ3R)
Every other one? A mystery. No one may ever know where they came from or who spread them.
But this ONE outbreak - why we have precise knowledge of where it came from and - by extension - WHO TO BLAME FOR THE DEATHS.
Coincidence?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 29, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:03 PM (syVD+)
Posted by: Zombie Julius Streicher at April 29, 2019 08:03 PM (Z+IKu)
I had to laugh on The Five they said they are not going to bring up the NY Times cartoon when discussing the shooting. They "weren't going to go there" yet they did by saying just that.
No, we aren't "blaming" the cartoon for the shooting. But the hypocrisy of the NY Times should be called out again and again. They go to lengths, like all of the media, to tie Trump to every damn bad thing that happens, because he said this or that. Yet they do this.
They wiped it clean because they realize their hypocrisy. But they'll be back because they have no shame. They must "get Trump" no matter what.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 29, 2019 08:03 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:04 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 29, 2019 08:04 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:03 PM (syVD+)
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This is a hate heretofore reserved for woodpeckers!
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:04 PM (MVjcR)
https://twitter.com/realHunterKelly/status/
1122807992586366981
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2019 08:05 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:06 PM (syVD+)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 29, 2019 08:06 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:06 PM (07se2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 29, 2019 08:07 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Rep. Ilhan Omar at April 29, 2019 08:02 PM (dzJ3R)
Just like Jesus!
Posted by: BroF*er at April 29, 2019 08:07 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:08 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: josephistan at April 29, 2019 08:08 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:04 PM (fuK7c)
selfie stick
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 29, 2019 08:08 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2019 08:08 PM (mn0Jm)
Posted by: Richard Gere at April 29, 2019 08:09 PM (ZpU7n)
If I wasn't incompetent at cartooning, I would create my own cartoon of the Grey Lady trying in vain to scrub her hands, and complaining: "This publisher's ink just never comes off", while surrounding her the shades of millions of dead Ukranians and Jews whisper . . .
Whisper . . .
Whisper . . .
"The Blood of the Innocent will never wash off . . . "
Haunt the Grey Lady back to Hell, whence she came.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2019 08:09 PM (Y3hKx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2019 08:09 PM (gC2IV)
And these are the same people who claim that Trump is an anti-Semite.
Posted by: josephistan at April 29, 2019 08:08 PM (Izzlo)
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Trump will be the only anti-Semite in history to get a town in Israel named after him.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 29, 2019 08:09 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Richard Gere at April 29, 2019 08:09 PM (ZpU7n)
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Heretofore.
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:09 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:04 PM (fuK7c)
It kind of looks like an inspection mirror maybe. I got nothin'.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:09 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:03 PM (syVD+)
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This is a hate heretofore reserved for woodpeckers!
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:04 PM (MVjcR)
Didn't the Horde warn nurse that woodpeckers kept hamsters away?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:10 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: guy who thinks everything is absurd at April 29, 2019 08:10 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 29, 2019 08:09 PM (cfSRQ)
heh.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 29, 2019 08:10 PM (vEIlU)
Guess the editors took an extra long weekend and had no signal.
Posted by: golfman at April 29, 2019 08:10 PM (OE84+)
Their rules.
And we keep letting them move the goalposts
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:10 PM (syVD+)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 29, 2019 08:11 PM (gkstg)
Who am I to question anyone pulled in by your obvious charm ? Moths to a flame, baby !!!
Posted by: Color Me ... Crazy In Love at April 29, 2019 08:11 PM (zTtjJ)
Didn't the Horde warn nurse that woodpeckers kept hamsters away?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:10 PM (f3oO4)
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She has bigger problems now... going to Florida this summer.
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:11 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Wtp at April 29, 2019 08:11 PM (WQfDg)
This guy is not just an idiot, but an incompetent one. No way to tell who it is, perspective is all wrong, he seems to be holding a tablet? wearing a monk's habit? and what the hell is in his hand? Is he blind? is he on a tight rope? how the hell did this get printed.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 29, 2019 08:12 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: guy who thinks everything is absurd at April 29, 2019 08:10 PM (UdKB7)
And for a change, you have company!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:12 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: guy who thinks everything is absurd at April 29, 2019 08:12 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at April 29, 2019 08:12 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2019 08:12 PM (LuPts)
Wait until their Muslim Outreach persuades SI to have a "swim suit" edition with body-painted goats.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 29, 2019 08:12 PM (lD3vL)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2019 08:12 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 29, 2019 08:13 PM (dm05u)
CARTOONIST DEFENDS ANTI-SEMITIC NEW YORK TIMES CARTOON
The cartoonist who drew the anti-Semitic caricature of President Donald Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu defended his work Monday in a Portuguese newspaper.
The cartoon in question, which appeared in Thursday's New York Times international paper, featured Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as a dog with a Star of David collar leading a blind Trump, who is wearing a yarmulke. There was no caption or text alongside the caricature.
"It is a critique of Israeli policy, which has a criminal conduct in Palestine, at the expense of the UN, and not the Jews," said Antonio Moreira Antunes, who goes by Antonio, in an interview with Expresso, a Portuguese paper where he works.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 29, 2019 08:13 PM (vEIlU)
How much money are Muslim groups pouring into the NYT?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2019 08:13 PM (FSPNP)
That second cartoon is only mildly anti-semetic and by design. By
priming the pump with obvious anti-semetism, get the target riled up,
then come in with a second one milder and far more open to
interpretation/perspective. Thus when the criticism of the criticism is
unleashed, it softens the original crime. Seen it soooo many times. I
surely can't be the only one.
Posted by: Wtp at April 29, 2019 08:11 PM (WQfDg)
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You know what would be funny?
Having someone re-draw the first cartoon and post it on a right-wing site, and see if the press goes crazy over it.
Nah, never mind. They're shameless. No point.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 29, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2019 08:13 PM (mn0Jm)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (vEIlU)
similar to how the Catholics will never abandon the pope.
weird.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (MTjB1)
They bang the crap out of my siding. And get shot. By me
In the city.
I'm so gonna get thrown in jail
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (syVD+)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:10 PM (f3oO4)
Woodpecker peckin' on the school house door
He pecked and he pecked 'til his pecker got sore
All I got.
Posted by: Color Me ... A Poet at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (zTtjJ)
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:11 PM (MVjcR)
Ah, so she can blame the relentless hamster attacks as a reason to flee to see Florida Man?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (gBYHI)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (syVD+)
That is not a good plan at all.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 29, 2019 08:09 PM (gC2IV)
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Todd from the Cincinnati office?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Weasel
I thought the summer population of Florida was approximately zero?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (mn0Jm)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (sdi6R)
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Yes!
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (FiUMj)
https://twitter.com/kishkushkay/status/
1122290507714113538
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (07se2)
If you eat the hamster on a hot dog roll is it a sandwich?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (sdi6R)
Just say #OrangeManBad and it will be ok!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:16 PM (f3oO4)
Ah, so she can blame the relentless hamster attacks as a reason to flee to see Florida Man?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (f3oO4)
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Yes. A diabolical plan, really.
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:16 PM (MVjcR)
******
Oh Goody you made, I was worried with stupid you were you wouldn't know to come to the new one ScoggDoggPoop
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 29, 2019 08:16 PM (BqBId)
Second one is Pravda, at some points in its history (very toned down but unmistakable anti-semitic tropes in play).
Incredible, really.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2019 08:16 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 29, 2019 08:16 PM (BqBId)
Haunt the Grey Lady back to Hell, whence she came.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 29, 2019 08:09 PM (Y3hKx
"Here's the smell of blood still; all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:16 PM (0QYMt)
I thought the summer population of Florida was approximately zero?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (8AONa)
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Yeah! For good reasons!
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:16 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Grey Fox at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (07se2)
Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (mn0Jm)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (syVD+)
weird.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (MTjB1)
Seems the Catholics need a better Pope.
As we Baptists need better pastors.
Posted by: golfman at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (OE84+)
"Boss just reamed me for OK'ing cartoon - Who knew Jews aren't white ppl, lol?"
-- Sarah Jeong, whose white hatred is AOK!!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (W+vEI)
They bang the crap out of my siding. And get shot. By me
In the city.
I'm so gonna get thrown in jail
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (syVD+)
Does Washington have the insanity defense? Just tell them the little bastard drove you crazy!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:16 PM (MVjcR)
Insom is even more devious than I imagined...
and I approve!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (syVD+)
Jury nullification, babe. Live it, love it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Color Me ... Contagious at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (zTtjJ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (syVD+)
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We're just trying to be helpful, aren't we guys?
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:18 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 29, 2019 08:18 PM (2DOZq)
They bang the crap out of my siding. And get shot. By me
In the city.
I'm so gonna get thrown in jail
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (syVD+)
The cover-up begins...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:18 PM (f3oO4)
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I don't think the city is your big concern. I'm pretty sure they're federally protected like eagles and aliens.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:18 PM (07se2)
As we Baptists need better pastors.
Posted by: golfman at A
you know, we in the Lutheran tradition need to start hanging our fellows that brought in the somalis. by fellows I mean my friends and family in mn.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2019 08:18 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (syVD+)
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We're just trying to be helpful, aren't we guys?
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:18 PM (MVjcR)
Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:19 PM (t+qrx)
surely can't be the only one.
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Moving the Oberhauptmann window.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 08:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:19 PM (07se2)
I thought the summer population of Florida was approximately zero?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (8AONa)
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Yeah! For good reasons!
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:16 PM (MVjcR)
Nurse and I having the entire state of Florida to ourselves could be quite entertaining.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
Surely the New York Times must be a charity case by now. It can't possibly be profitable. Die already.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (TdMsT)
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It's Carlos Slim's vanity press.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 29, 2019 08:20 PM (cfSRQ)
hey 2009Refugee: are you going to join us for the MoMe in June?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2019 08:20 PM (KCxzN)
I thought the summer population of Florida was approximately zero?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (8AONa)
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Yeah! For good reasons!
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:16 PM (MVjcR)
Nurse and I having the entire state of Florida to ourselves could be quite entertaining.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
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Kinda one of those apocalyptic last-two-people-alive dealios?
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:20 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Lock them in the basement with nothing but lutefisk.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 29, 2019 08:20 PM (gkstg)
As long as the entire state is air conditioned.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 29, 2019 08:20 PM (FSPNP)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2019 08:20 PM (BbGew)
Every other one? A mystery. No one may ever know where they came from or who spread them.
But this ONE outbreak - why we have precise knowledge of where it came from and - by extension - WHO TO BLAME FOR THE DEATHS.
Coincidence?
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 29, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ) "
Huh. You raise an interesting point that I hadn't noticed.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at April 29, 2019 08:21 PM (wA4OO)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (8AONa)
No way?
The Puerto Ricans can't live without their AC.
Posted by: golfman at April 29, 2019 08:21 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 29, 2019 08:18 PM (2DOZq)
No idea. It's just Jew-hate Mad Libs. Just throw a bunch of shit together, eh, good enough.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:16 PM (MVjcR)
Insom is even more devious than I imagined...
and I approve!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:17 PM (f3oO4)
*shifty eyes*
I have no idea what you could possibly mean.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
NGW not GGW?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:22 PM (f3oO4)
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Didja see that the Pope is cracking down on women gossiping in hair salons?
https://tinyurl.com/yyxbn7lz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 08:22 PM (+y/Ru)
I have no idea what you could possibly mean.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:21 PM (NWiLs)
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Like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 29, 2019 08:23 PM (cfSRQ)
==
I think it's saying Bibi is laying down the law that Israel rules or something
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 29, 2019 08:23 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2019 08:23 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2019 08:23 PM (8AONa)
https://tinyurl.com/yyxbn7lz
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 08:22 PM (+y/Ru)
THAT'S the biggest problem he can think of?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2019 08:23 PM (wCTys)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2019 08:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Florida Man at April 29, 2019 08:23 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Ladyl at April 29, 2019 08:15 PM (TdMsT)
All the good leftists are buying gift subscriptions for all of their families and friends.
Posted by: Emmie at April 29, 2019 08:24 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 08:24 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Insomniac
That's the spirit! Heat and humidity? Got the whole state to yourselves? NUDITY! It's the best solution!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2019 08:24 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:24 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2019 08:23 PM (MTjB1)
Not Muslim --> Muslim
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2019 08:25 PM (wCTys)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez asks,who is painting these concentric circles on my back all the time ? at April 29, 2019 08:21 PM (wA4OO)
One of the more flamboyant (and no homo there) bosses I had loved to use the line
"That's the beauty of it!"
when referring to events like this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:25 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (sdi6R)
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he's a Zionist puppet Nazi...
get yours today!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 29, 2019 08:25 PM (mjooP)
Anyway f' the NYT. We all know what they are. Shun and ridicule.
Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2019 08:26 PM (UdKB7)
The joke is that the scale doesn't tell his weight, it just says that he is jewish.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 29, 2019 08:26 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: satan talking to the few lutheran ministers in hell at April 29, 2019 08:26 PM (Dh1wo)
https://www.jns.org
[Link good for a limited time only.]
Posted by: Undocumented at April 29, 2019 08:26 PM (iQKgg)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 29, 2019 08:27 PM (y7DUB)
The Floattle couple.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 29, 2019 08:27 PM (2DOZq)
I'm not a fan of this Pope, but I've had lots of Sunday School lessons against gossip in my life.
The Bible has plenty of verses warning against gossip or slander.
Eg: Romans 1:29-32
They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. Although they know God's righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2019 08:28 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2019 08:28 PM (MTjB1)
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Oh, I get it. He had to take his armband off because he'd just gotten out of the shower.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:28 PM (07se2)
Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2019 08:26 PM (UdKB7)
Because the rules changed, and they're the ones who changed the rules, and the rules are that speech is violence. So no, the NYT needs to be shut down and all the editors imprisoned for fomenting an atmosphere of hate and intolerance. Because those are the rules the left insisted on, and rules should be enforced, sideways, with a pineapple.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:28 PM (t+qrx)
Still can't see great out of it because they dilated it but it's getting better.
I did find out that these days they repair torn retinas with a laser in the office. So that's cool.
What'd I miss?
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 08:29 PM (cF8AT)
You might as we'll tell a fish not to swim.
Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2019 08:29 PM (UdKB7)
Yes; nobody's going to kill them or even sue them over this. We're just pointing out that they're being shitheads.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 29, 2019 08:29 PM (y7DUB)
Oh please. If Jesus were alive today, the Pope would deny him four times before the rooster crowed.
Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2019 08:29 PM (LuPts)
For noticing that Mary Lou has been dressing better and wondering whether she's boning the boss on the long lunch hours?
That's a harsh god.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:29 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 29, 2019 08:26 PM (LWu6U)
Does he float?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:29 PM (t+qrx)
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I think it's saying Bibi is laying down the law that Israel rules or something
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 29, 2019 08:23 PM (dm05u)
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Or Netanyahu is killing Israel. --> in their dreams
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 08:30 PM (pGnDm)
I'm not a fan of this Pope, but I've had lots of Sunday School lessons against gossip in my life.
The Bible has plenty of verses warning against gossip or slander.
I expect there are a few imprecations about kiddie diddlers too. Maybe the Pope should worry about that first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2019 08:30 PM (wCTys)
Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1
WSJ reports Rosenstein has submitted his resignation letter, which apparently includes this line: "I am grateful to you for the opportunity to serve; for the courtesy and humor you often display in our personal conversations."
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Talking about & to PDT OOOOPSIES
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 29, 2019 08:30 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 29, 2019 08:30 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:31 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:24 PM (fuK7c)
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A copy of his Greatest Hits. Which you probably already own.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 29, 2019 08:31 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Anchovy at April 29, 2019 08:31 PM (B3kya)
Right.
That's the thing that's bad--killing on a high holy day. But killing any other day is fine?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 29, 2019 08:31 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: HA at April 29, 2019 08:32 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:32 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2019 08:32 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)
Nah. I had Year of the Cat, but there was a Great Basement Flood of '95 and no more vinyl.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (fuK7c)
Again, not a fan of this Pope. He should be removing the beam from his eye first before tackling splinters. Still, it's Christianity 101 to preach against gossip.
Posted by: bonhomme at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Or send them back to same 3rd world shithole so they can easily assimilate where they belong. That could work too.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (myjNJ)
Still can't see great out of it because they dilated it but it's getting better.
I did find out that these days they repair torn retinas with a laser in the office. So that's cool.
What'd I miss?
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 08:29 PM (cF8AT)
That's great news, Tami. What a relief!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kallisto at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (mn0Jm)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)
Wasn't me.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: HA at April 29, 2019 08:32 PM (MAstk)
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As much practice as Wohl has, one would think he should be able to do a better job of it.
Posted by: Undocumented at April 29, 2019 08:34 PM (iQKgg)
https://twitter.com/hale_razor/status/
1122244787107536896
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2019 08:34 PM (Dh1wo)
scratching my head.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 29, 2019 08:34 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Guzalot at April 29, 2019 08:34 PM (aJPGS)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:35 PM (fuK7c)
There's supposed to be differences and distances between a provocative magazine like Charlie Hebdo and the NYT, yes I know - the insanity was so insidious I did not realize when one became the other; but still!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:35 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Skip at April 29, 2019 08:32 PM (BbGew)
Hope so skip. Right now the dilation is bothering me more than the oooky stuff floating around.
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 08:35 PM (cF8AT)
As usual. Oh well whatchagonnado. These fuckers are going to be around forever.
Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2019 08:35 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 29, 2019 08:35 PM (BqBId)
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Shame it won't be reported on if it's an illegal. That would be hilarious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:36 PM (07se2)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (sdi6R)
He is a Zion-Nazi!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:36 PM (0QYMt)
157 Hi all...so good news. No detached retina. The stuff I'm seeing
floating around is vitraeus fluid that was knocked loose during the dog
head/my left eye collision.
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I had a very similar experience with one of my kids. Youngest (who thinks dad must still be 29) tackled me a couple of years ago. Suddenly I'm seeing bright flashes and floating things.
Go to eye doc and learn that this is what happens when you get old and a kid kicks you in the head.
Getting old sucks, though it does beat the alternative.
Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at April 29, 2019 08:36 PM (cfSRQ)
Hope so skip. Right now the dilation is bothering me more than the oooky stuff floating around.
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 08:35 PM (cF8AT)
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Does keeping your eye closed help? Hope you feel better!
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:36 PM (MVjcR)
Preet's Tweet "This Is Just Weird"
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 29, 2019 08:36 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: yankeefifth
They brought them in from refugee camps in Kenya, which were pretty sad and awful. But the Somalis come from a screwed up country, with a lot of screwed up ideas. Their idea of civilization is not ours, and I have doubts of their every being able to assimilate, let alone willing to.
Ilhan Omar is just kinda dumb with a big mouth, and even the Sammies back home in Minnieapolis are getting mad at the trouble she is making for them.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 29, 2019 08:36 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:36 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (NWiLs)
Thanks Insomniac. It is a relief because my right eye is useless...if I screwed up my left eye too...oy!
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 08:37 PM (cF8AT)
Thanks for the update, and very glad to hear you are ok in the long run!
But do have a word with your pup about playing locomotive!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:37 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 29, 2019 08:20 PM (gkstg)
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Why don't you do something they wouldn't enjoy...
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 29, 2019 08:37 PM (Ossm3)
Ok, it was actually a post it with a reminder note from a friend and it was slightly orange-yellow. But seriously. I guess most people today wouldn't get the context but it sure caught my attention.
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 08:37 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:35 PM (fuK7c)
... singing Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirate's Life For Me.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 08:37 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)
Metaphor alert.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 29, 2019 08:37 PM (wCTys)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 08:37 PM (pGnDm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:35 PM (fuK7c)
OMG! Ginger ale every where!
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 08:37 PM (cF8AT)
Well the NYT is no Mad Magazine, that's for damn sure. Still, they are showing their ass because they can. The folks who read that crap lap it up.
Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2019 08:38 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 29, 2019 08:38 PM (dm05u)
And then, maybe a PHD in romantic comedies can weigh in.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 29, 2019 08:38 PM (gBYHI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 29, 2019 08:39 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (sdi6R)
He is a Zion-Nazi!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:36 PM (0QYMt)
I think Nazion is the preferred stylebook form.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:39 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 29, 2019 08:39 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:39 PM (07se2)
Tami is a pirate, now, too?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 08:39 PM (4Ejxg)
No kidding, Mad Magazine had awesome cartoonists back in the day.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:40 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:36 PM (MVjcR)
If I close my left eye, I might as well just go to bed. Can't see shit with my right.
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
Conservative, my ass.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 29, 2019 08:40 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Weasel at April 29, 2019 08:40 PM (MVjcR)
"You're the REAL anti semite" is in.
Both left and right seem disingenuous on this issue. Each side has its favorite Jews, (American progressive jews, and Israelis) & the other side genuinely don't agree with their politics. Notice I didn't say hate. The Split between Israelis and American Progressive Jews is driving this. Why do the rest of us have to choose?
Posted by: Quilp at April 29, 2019 08:41 PM (u6XVZ)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 29, 2019 08:41 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 08:14 PM (sdi6R)
He is a Zion-Nazi!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:36 PM (0QYMt)
Nazionist
Posted by: josephistan at April 29, 2019 08:41 PM (Izzlo)
*****
Attorney Michael Avenatti pleads not guilty to charges of cheating and lying - Los Angeles Times
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 29, 2019 08:41 PM (BqBId)
Conservative, my ass.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 29, 2019 08:40 PM (JcXHH)
If you can't identify the mark, the mark is you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:41 PM (f3oO4)
Every time I do it I see a Hammer and Sickle.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:42 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:37 PM (f3oO4)
When I told my husband he said, "You NEVER bend over to pick up the ball by Beau...you kick it away and then go pick it up...ya dumb bitch."
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 08:42 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: The Guy That Shot Up a Synagogue that said Trump's a Jew-Lover at April 29, 2019 08:42 PM (bDG+B)
Attorney Michael Avenatti pleads not guilty to charges of cheating and lying - Los Angeles Times
How'd you like to be Creepy Porn Lawyer's lawyer?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2019 08:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
Not seeing a downside to this, myself. "I might as well just go to bed" is never the wrong answer.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)
Metaphor alert.
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I think train wreck would've been more on the nose.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking
Rainbow.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (gkstg)
. . . walk into the bar. *Thump* Didn't realize it was so close.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (W+vEI)
In a cartoon graveyard
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (8AONa)
Bone digger
Bone digger
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 29, 2019 08:38 PM (dm05u)
Thanks vmom...and everyone else!
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 08:44 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (JcXHH)
Sharpton: The Pope of Dopes
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 08:44 PM (aS1PU)
Was he trying to drive in the back door?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2019 08:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:44 PM (07se2)
Every time I do it I see a Hammer and Sickle.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:42 PM (0QYMt)
Whenever I buy the one NYT per year in October, I see the wood stove firestarter for the entire season.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:45 PM (f3oO4)
In a cartoon graveyard
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (8AONa)
How long have you been waiting for the right moment to drop this one?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:45 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:46 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking<<<
It never occurred to me that Francis was the Frankie Avalon of Popes.
Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2019 08:46 PM (LuPts)
Whenever I buy the one NYT per year in October, I see the wood stove firestarter for the entire season.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:45 PM
that's probably 'cause you don't have access to el Azteco chips
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 29, 2019 08:46 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 08:47 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:46 PM (07se2)
The floor is the ultimate safe space when you have vertigo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:47 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)
Sounds pretty mundane if you ask me.
Posted by: Florida Man, Chained to a Alligator while High on Meth and wielding a Flamethrower at April 29, 2019 08:47 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:47 PM (07se2)
Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2019 08:47 PM (UdKB7)
In a cartoon graveyard
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (8AONa)
Bone digger
Bone digger
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:44 PM (NWiLs
Toons of infinite jest all end up in the same place.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:48 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:47 PM (07se2)
More legit than saying you get Playboy for the articles.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:46 PM (07se2)
Boy you're not kidding. Had that about 30+ years ago. One of the worst experiences. Took a solid month to go away completely.
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 08:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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That's the beauty of a vertigo attack, you know exactly where you are...on the floor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 29, 2019 08:49 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 29, 2019 08:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:48 PM (0QYMt)
Alas, poor Yorick.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 29, 2019 08:50 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)
Metaphor alert.
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I think train wreck would've been more on the nose.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (+y/Ru)
A Roman Legion would have been great.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2019 08:50 PM (JgA4k)
Every time I do it I see a Hammer and Sickle.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:42 PM (0QYMt)
You're almost making me wish I had redeemed the coupon I had for a free year's subscription to the NYT.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 29, 2019 08:50 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:45 PM (f3oO4)
Huh. I just use the circulars that come with the mail; I do take the fast food coupons to work, though. We have a file-rack on the wall for those. But the other ads? The fireplace/firepit for those.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:51 PM (0QYMt)
How long have you been waiting for the right moment to drop this one?
Posted by: hogmartin
Totally just popped into my head. Swearsies.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 29, 2019 08:51 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2019 08:51 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 29, 2019 08:49 PM (2DOZq)
It was the Rolling Stones who did Walking the Dog, not the Temptations.
Posted by: ALH at April 29, 2019 08:51 PM (htgmn)
You might as we'll tell a fish not to swim.
Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2019 08:29 PM (UdKB7)
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That Seinfeld episode with Elaine and Frank Kostanza in the Korean nail salon was hilarious ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 29, 2019 08:51 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 08:33 PM (t+qrx)
Metaphor alert.
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I think train wreck would've been more on the nose.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Did the car crash at least start a dumpster fire?
Posted by: josephistan at April 29, 2019 08:51 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2019 08:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:53 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Jack Straw's abusive sock pupper at April 29, 2019 08:53 PM (9HuGt)
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I refuse to believe this about a swell bunch like Antifa!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 08:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Finally they reach the box and open the lid. And inside was a little bitty man, pencil in hand, erasing a scroll.
They said, 'what are you doing?' he responded, 'decomposing'.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 08:54 PM (pGnDm)
I don't like burning the highly inked slick paper ads in the stove, I have the damned EPA catalytic convertor in my current wood stove. Pure tree based newsprint for me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:55 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
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And he ate fried chicken with his hands and there was hot sauce on the table. This is how you know he's legit!! ///
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 08:56 PM (UUBmN)
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I refuse to believe this about a swell bunch like Antifa!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 08:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Was the cartel giving them a discount? They do know they can buy guns right here in America as easy as buying a book right?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 29, 2019 08:56 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 08:56 PM (UUBmN)
So Rev AL knew where
Nice.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:57 PM (f3oO4)
Ooo sounds dirty. And greasy.
Posted by: guy who thinks everything sounds dirty at April 29, 2019 08:57 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:51 PM (0QYMt)
A friend uses paper towel cores. She stuffs them with trash paper, like those postal circulars etc.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 08:58 PM (pGnDm)
269 And Buttplug had the ritual lunch with Al Sharpton.
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They talked about reparations and butt stuff.
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 08:59 PM (MAstk)
ads in the stove, I have the damned EPA catalytic convertor in my
current wood stove. Pure tree based newsprint for me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 08:55 PM (f3oO4)
Ah. I don't have that problem, and most of it is just pulp, not slick. The slicks mostly go to work so others can pick through those coupons. I don't do the fast food so much anymore, that stuff doesn't sit so well with me the next day.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 08:59 PM (0QYMt)
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Link?
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Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 09:00 PM (MAstk)
Watch yesterday's Sunday Mornings with Maria Bartiromo. She did the whole show live from El Paso.
Is good.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:00 PM (pGnDm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 08:53 PM (07se2)
My Dad gave me an NYT Almanac for my Birthday eons ago and the last page was a coupon that I could mail in to get a year's subscription for free. I never used it, for obvious reasons, but I still wonder how much he spent on the book for it to contain that coupon?
Posted by: Surfperch at April 29, 2019 09:01 PM (tVQUs)
The survey was conductedviaphone from April 22 to 25 in both English
and Spanish and asked a random national survey of 1,001 adults. The
pollcarriesa margin of error of plus or minus 3.5 percentage points.
Random adults. Some of which English is their second language
Posted by: mog smash at April 29, 2019 09:02 PM (qMjSx)
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Posted by: Ha
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Weasel zippers has it and the picture of buttplug and sharpie eating fried chicken with their hands so it's authentic. Ok, sharpie isn't eating...stomach stapling does that...
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 09:03 PM (UUBmN)
The Jews got a lot of history about their (very real) victimhood, so the new victims don't like that, because they want to dominate the space for their (largely fake) victimhood. "The Jews" to their credit managed to succeed despite the assaults, and in a sense it perhaps makes them stronger as a group, to stand together in adversity.
But imo, their strength is not in their victimhood history, it is in what they (real Jews, believers, largely the more orthodox, from my observations) in what they Believe ... their Biblical roots. Unfortunately they have the American "Jewish" political contingency that seems to not believe, but votes commie ... is part of a different group. (Weinstein, Schumer, Weiner, etc.).
Christians have the same problem ... the commie Pope, the lesbian protestant ministers ... we should be the enlightened achievers, the ones that overcome, but our own "leaders" undermine us from within. Individual faith, self reliance, rich life in the home family ... may be the answer ... as they try to divide us into disparate groups.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2019 09:03 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (JcXHH)
I guess he only hates homos if they're Greek.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 29, 2019 09:03 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 08:58 PM (pGnDm)
I think toilet paper or paper towel rolls stuffed with dryer lint work very well also!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 09:03 PM (f3oO4)
Now he is a finger in the wind theory guy.
C'mon, Sean. It's not that hard.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 09:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2019 09:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 09:04 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 08:56 PM (UUBmN)<<<
Is that a bottle of hot sauce in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Al "Not So" Sharpton at April 29, 2019 09:04 PM (xUcC/)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 29, 2019 09:03 PM (tVQUs)
Rev Al Sharpton starring in "The Maltese Homo!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 09:04 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 09:05 PM (MAstk)
A Republican source told The Daily Beast that lobbyist Jack Burkman and internet troll Jacob Wohl approached him last week to try to convince him to falsely accuse Buttigieg, the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, of engaging him sexually while he was too drunk to consent.
The source who spoke to The Daily Beast said Burkman and Wohl made clear that their goal was to kneecap Buttigieg's momentum in the 2020 presidential race. The man asked to remain anonymous out of a concern that the resulting publicity might imperil his employment, and because he said Wohl and Burkman have a reputation for vindictiveness.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 29, 2019 09:05 PM (Dh1wo)
Now, it's garbage.
Posted by: guy who thinks everything is garbage at April 29, 2019 09:05 PM (UdKB7)
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Heavy flow days are the worst! Nasty!
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 29, 2019 09:05 PM (JcXHH)
They finally went too far.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2019 09:05 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 09:03 PM (UUBmN)
SNL skit with Sharpton in chains on a hunger strike.
Megaphone in one hand and opening his coat with the other, instead of hanging watches for sale it's a rack of drum sticks.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:06 PM (pGnDm)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 29, 2019 09:03 PM (tVQUs)
Rev Al Sharpton starring in "The Maltese Homo!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 09:04 PM (f3oO4)
Stuffin' that McGuffin!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 09:06 PM (NWiLs)
@SI_Swimsuit
Halima Aden makes history as the first model to wear a hijab and burkini for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit:
https://tinyurl.com/y2tqme6e
So, it's a woman...in clothes...lying in water on the beach. Allllrighty then....
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 09:06 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 29, 2019 09:07 PM (ebZss)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 09:06 PM (NWiLs)
Sorry to have to inform you that you owe me a keyboard!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 09:08 PM (f3oO4)
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Gosh, they'll never figure out who it is.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:08 PM (07se2)
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Link?
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https://tinyurl.com/y2hwuapt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 09:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 29, 2019 09:09 PM (JgA4k)
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Lynda Carter wore it first on Wonder Woman.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 29, 2019 09:09 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 29, 2019 09:10 PM (gkstg)
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Holy crap. She'd have to take clothes OFF to be a model in a JCPenney accessories catalog.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:10 PM (07se2)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 09:10 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy<<<
M. Pete Fotay-five!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters at April 29, 2019 09:11 PM (xUcC/)
The original cartoon is apparently by a not especially impressive cartoonist named Roar Hagen. It's on his twitter feed, along with a similar cartoon from a couple weeks earlier featuring Netanyahu and what MIGHT be Trump? He's a really cruddy artist so it's hard to tell. It went on to be published at VG.no, which if you run it through Google translate has-- well, the politics you'd expect of Scandinavia.
I wish that gave more clues to what it's meant to convey. The selfie-stick gag is something he seems to use a lot, and I'm not sure if it's supposed to be a commentary on people being self-obsessed or if Norwegians just think selfie sticks are inherently funny and convey modernity.
That writing in the bottom corner seems to be A) something he does a lot for captions, and B) in Norwegian. Any of you speak that? I'd love to know what it means. I can make out "Exodus", that's all. Interestingly, it's preserved in the Times' copy of the cartoon, even though their audience doesn't speak it.
But heck, let's leave all that aside for a moment. Where did the NYT find this, and why in the world did they take it? This is a relatively obscure cartoon. They had to go quite a ways to source it. In some ways I think it lends credence to the idea Wtp floated above that they want to be low-key antisemitic. That or they wanted to prove they were still anti-Netanyahu even after their "apology", and just a shadowy photoshop of him wouldn't do.
This is a WEIRD editorial choice, any way you slice it.
Posted by: FlamethrowerInTheDark at April 29, 2019 09:11 PM (zlzYb)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 29, 2019 09:11 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:12 PM (07se2)
But I was repeatedly told by impeccable media (and government) sources that there was NOTHING TO SEE HERE!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 09:12 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 29, 2019 09:09 PM (JcXHH)
Oh. I remember seeing her back in the day. Ra-a-ao-o-o-o-wrrrrr!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 09:12 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 09:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: guy who thinks everything is garbage at April 29, 2019 09:15 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: NY Times Editorial Board at April 29, 2019 09:15 PM (0Ntuf)
Unexpectedly.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 09:10 PM (/tuJf)
No, just basically after Mueller was shut down every thing else that was in the background got permission to launch.
Oh wait - that was sarcasm?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 09:15 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Rev. Miklos Jackson at April 29, 2019 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: torabora at April 29, 2019 09:16 PM (AhPGR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:16 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 29, 2019 07:55 PM (0tfLf)
Strange way to spell "see ewe enn tee".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 09:16 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:16 PM (07se2)
I am in need of prayers for one more thing, a strange ache in my throat/neck that doesn't seem to be shifting. Some days it's better, some worse. I have no trouble swallowing but it's there every time I do. I don't *feel* like it's serious but it's been hanging around and is just weighing on me. I saw a doctor four weeks ago about it and he wasn't too concerned "unless it hangs around". He said it could have been a remnant of "viral pharyngitis".
I have a full physical next Friday and will deal with it then. I know this all sounds like nothing, but between this and some life stuff, I've had a pretty rough six weeks. Any prayers for my mental or physical well being are sooooooo appreciated.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2019 09:16 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 29, 2019 09:17 PM (ebZss)
I am in need of prayers for one more thing, a strange ache in my throat/neck that doesn't seem to be shifting.
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Food allergies? I began developing some as I aged. Spices, mostly.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:18 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2019 09:18 PM (5aX2M)
He passed away and she took of the burka.
It was better left on.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:18 PM (pGnDm)
Posted by: Ersatz at April 29, 2019 07:59 PM (zuVZw)
Somebody needs to run a cartoon of Walter Duranty sucking lovingly on Stalin's cock, while the Sulzbergers, and Carlos Slim await their turn, drooling in anticipation.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 09:19 PM (hZlbC)
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Link?
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https://tinyurl.com/y2hwuapt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 29, 2019 09:08 PM (+y/Ru
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Have I got guns for you!
Posted by: Eric Holder at April 29, 2019 09:19 PM (AhPGR)
It will end up there, but that's not on her website.
Posted by: Miklos, avid reader at April 29, 2019 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Swivel smart phone tvs.
When a 43" tv is considered 'smallish'.
Through the looking glass, indeed.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 09:20 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: david venable at April 29, 2019 07:59 PM (bVwVX)
speaking of cocksuckers...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 09:20 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: Weather Machinist, Local 863 at April 29, 2019 09:21 PM (bDG+B)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2019 09:16 PM (uEbPt)
Done...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 09:21 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:18 PM (07se2)
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I've had a stubborn sore throat for a long time before. Probably nothing. But doctors are a good thing, if only for peace of mind, and prayers can't hurt, either.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2019 09:21 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 29, 2019 09:21 PM (ebZss)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 29, 2019 08:43 PM (JcXHH)
When was that special election where Sharpton was voted The King of All Black People?
I think the polling places were in lily white newsrooms
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 09:21 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: freaked at April 29, 2019 09:22 PM (UdKB7)
Starting to wonder how much actual cat will be left. I may have adopted a squirrel by mistake.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 09:22 PM (t+qrx)
I'm watching Hannity so you don't have to.
You're welcome.
Seriously, this was always the obvious destination. Nobody is really surprised.
Now let's see what Trump does. That big pussy who never confronts anyone.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 09:22 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:24 PM (07se2)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2019 09:16 PM (uEbPt)
You got 'em! Glad you're going in next Friday.
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 09:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 09:22 PM (/tuJf)
If only President Trump was aggressive...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 09:24 PM (f3oO4)
Starting to wonder how much actual cat will be left. I may have adopted a squirrel by mistake.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 09:22 PM (t+qrx)
I have a birch tree in my front yard and when I picked up the whole winter's worth of branches in the front yard, I had enough to start another tree.
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 09:24 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:24 PM (07se2)
Probably better than the Highlander method. That big head could be a crush hazard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 09:24 PM (ZO3yc)
The energy at these rallies must be pretty intense, to put her on the back foot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2019 09:25 PM (5aX2M)
Went to my ENT. It turned out to be an important little thing.
A visit to your ENT is not that expensive.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:25 PM (pGnDm)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:25 PM (07se2)
She has no proof of that. ...because we spent two years making sure we got it all.
Posted by: Robert Mueller, Staunch Republican at April 29, 2019 09:25 PM (dzJ3R)
The joke still works, honestly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 09:26 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:18 PM (07se2)
Interesting but I don't think so. It seems to have a muscle component and it started with a regular sore throat. It gets better for a few days and then it's like a sneeze or something sets it back but I'm never honestly sure if that's it. I can't take anti-inflammatories but oddly lorazepam seems to help it. I've gone from totally freaking out about it to just trying not to think about it until I see the doctor again.
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Roger that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2019 09:18 PM (5aX2M)
Thank you.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2019 09:26 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:26 PM (pGnDm)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2019 09:27 PM (uEbPt)
1. Jews still tend to vote heavily Democrat and reason it away with "White supremacists are more dangerous than radical muslims"
2. Jews don't seek out and butcher reporters, cartoonists
3. Jews won't blow up the NY Times building
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 09:27 PM (0Ntuf)
Now I wonder if a headache is a brain tumor.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:27 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2019 09:21 PM (5aX2M)
334 -- Don't ignore little symptoms that don't go away. That's why I had sepsis four years ago, and why today I have a shiny new pacemaker and go to dialysis three times a week. I just kept telling myself to suck it up and stop being a hypochondriac.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 29, 2019 09:21 PM (ebZss)
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Thank you both. And Tami.
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2019 09:28 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:27 PM (07se2)
Let he who has never pondered 'Am I actually smelling toast?' cast the first stone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 09:28 PM (ZO3yc)
Not only that, he has had no idea what was happening since Admiral Rogers told him and his entire senior team in November 2016! He only controls the US intel community.
Or something.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 09:29 PM (/tuJf)
Now I wonder if a headache is a brain tumor.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:27 PM (07se2)
It's not a toomer !
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 29, 2019 09:29 PM (2DOZq)
Now I wonder if a headache is a brain tumor.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking
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Could also be a stroke or a blood clot... or early Alzheimer's. You're welcome!
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 09:29 PM (UUBmN)
But my super hot, female actress girlfriend helped me cure it for good.
Posted by: Cory Booker at April 29, 2019 09:29 PM (xUcC/)
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 09:24 PM (sdi6R)
I've got a freezer full of pork. I think I'll build a pig
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 09:30 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 29, 2019 09:24 PM (f3oO4
Could you imagine what he would be like if he thought he had been betrayed, his life threatened, his children and grandchildren threatened, and he was a person who never let slights go unanswered, and he had the powers of the presidency of the United States at his hand?
Alas, that is not to be. Caspar Milquetoast has a twin, and that is Donald J. Trump.
s/
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 09:30 PM (0QYMt)
Yet it is frustrating because it never seems to go anywhere
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2019 09:30 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: kbdabear
But they could buy it, and force the NYT to pay retail.
Posted by: Miklos, with kippah shaped skull at April 29, 2019 09:31 PM (QzkSJ)
@BetoORourke says we're down to just 10 years left thanks to global warming.
Man, I lost 2 years like that *snap*
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 09:31 PM (cF8AT)
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I don't know why that reminded me of it, but I woke up from a nap one Thanksgiving afternoon and couldn't find anyone. Nobody. Kids, relatives, no one was in the house. No sound anywhere, and no other people.
It turned out everyone had walked down to the pond, but I no-sh*t briefly pondered if the rapture had occurred and I'd missed out.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:32 PM (07se2)
I have fun imagining how much the Grey Lady will be demeaning herself the next couple decades as she becomes more and more and more and more irrelevant...
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 29, 2019 09:32 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:33 PM (pGnDm)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2019 09:30 PM (O2RFr
Is that "goes no where" before or after the end of the Mueller Investigation: In Search of Obstruction of Justice?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 09:33 PM (0QYMt)
It will end up there, but that's not on her website.
Posted by: Miklos, avid reader at April 29, 2019 09:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Oh please oh please oh please
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2019 09:33 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: trev006 at April 29, 2019 07:59 PM (pZ+Vo)
The history of Europe is a pretty good indicator.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 09:33 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 09:35 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: It's me donna
It came from there. Hillary as SoS was allowed to break every kind of law. She wanted Uranium One, she got that too.
Having decided that they were the law, the same group considered illegality SOP. As things came unraveled, they got desperate.
Posted by: Miklos, there are old school villains here at April 29, 2019 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 29, 2019 08:42 PM (oVJmc)
Last I heard he was being represented by a Court Appointed lawyer, because NO ONE would voluntarily agree to represent him.
I think that's probably because he's now broke, and he has defrauded everyone he ever promised to pay money too. No lawyer is gonna work for a habitual conman unless they get cash in advance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2019 09:35 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2019 09:35 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:35 PM (07se2)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 09:35 PM (UUBmN)
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I'm working on a theory that we've come full circle.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:36 PM (pGnDm)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 29, 2019 09:30 PM (O2RFr)
It's shit we've all talked about, and some scoffed at, for years. Now it's written down. Makes it no more real, in the minds of the public.
Just makes some folks feel better to see the words writ large.
Posted by: This Phone Shit Really Works at April 29, 2019 09:36 PM (MMa93)
Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at April 29, 2019 09:36 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 09:35 PM (UUBmN)
Human behavior, really.
Posted by: josephistan at April 29, 2019 09:37 PM (Izzlo)
Topic. NYT. 3rd Reich
Agitprop Yes Yes.
Hate Jews. Yes Yes.
Kills innocents. Yes Yes.
Support Islam. Yes Yes.
Hate USA. Yes Yes.
Hates Americans. Yes Yes.
Like Russians. Yes. No
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 09:37 PM (u82oZ)
There has never been anything like this. Not here, not anywhere.
This hasn't even begun yet.
Almost no reporting is going about an enormous money laundering scandal but it's happening. And it's related.
Buy more popcorn.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 09:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 09:37 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 09:35 PM (UUBmN)
Neither has anyone's, really. Human history is the story of the same bunch of people doing the same stupid things, over and over and over again. We get shinier toys but that's about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 29, 2019 09:38 PM (V2Yro)
@BetoORourke says we're down to just 10 years left thanks to global warming.
Man, I lost 2 years like that *snap*
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 09:31 PM (cF8AT)
Time for him to cut back on the gaseous bullshit.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 29, 2019 09:38 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 09:38 PM (hZlbC)
Posted by: josephistan at April 29, 2019 09:37 PM (Izzlo)
I'm decidedly agnostic. But I do believe this ... Revelations isn't a prophecy. It's an observation written in allegory about how man always destroys himself. Every single damn time.
Posted by: This Phone Shit Really Works at April 29, 2019 09:39 PM (MMa93)
Man, I lost 2 years like that *snap*
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 09:31 PM (cF8AT)
Time for him to cut back on the gaseous bullshit.
Posted by: Northern LurkeR
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Did you see the meme that since he's tracking at 2% in NH he's now skim milk?
Posted by: lin-duh at April 29, 2019 09:40 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:41 PM (07se2)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 09:33 PM (0Ntuf)
Most of their problems (too many terrorists, minorities who are at best apathetic to the Holocaust, financial trouble and erhnic conflict) and few mitigations (education after being actually responsible for the Holocaust). So the burning times are coming.
Frum, Shapiro, and Kristol aren't helping. Yes, it is bad and excessive to punish an entire ethnic group for the obvious anti-native advocacy of a few elites, but that is how history works.
Posted by: trev006 at April 29, 2019 09:41 PM (pZ+Vo)
Buy more popcorn.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 09:37 PM (/tuJ
Are you referring to Beto's mom and the Cartels?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:41 PM (pGnDm)
Man, I lost 2 years like that *snap*
Posted by: Tami at April 29, 2019 09:31 PM (cF8AT)<<<
Be thankful your snap only took away 2 years. Mine would have cut the time in half.
Posted by: Thanos at April 29, 2019 09:41 PM (xUcC/)
What is the Deep State biggest secret?
Child sex trafficking?
Drugging America?
The biggest looting of a Nation since the Incas?
We know, in the time-honored tradition, the soi-disant " elites" believe no rules apply to them.
The bien-pensant bunch of people all have Backpfeifengesicht.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 09:41 PM (u82oZ)
What's this?
The cocksuckahs at HBO are making a DEADWOOD movie??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0WrXmhvXTA
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 09:41 PM (4Ejxg)
Posted by: LASue at April 29,
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One thing I'll hand to SCOAMF... he wasn't afraid to throw decorum aside and attack opposition aggressively.
Difference was, he sometimes did so in exceedingly retarded ways. Trump could end up doing that too, but I kinda doubt it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2019 09:41 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:42 PM (07se2)
It's nice that Gerald McRaney is not mort yet, then.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 09:42 PM (4Ejxg)
This would be suitable for skunk both from a noise standpoint and the safety of your neighbors. Shh! Didn't hear it from me.
Posted by: Common Tater at April 29, 2019 09:42 PM (V9sPV)
Unexpectedly.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 09:10 PM (/tuJf)
Hope she has a completely obvious trail to TFG at least 10 miles long and 100 miles deep, so even the most dimwitted LIV or brainwashed lefty will find it nearly impossible to deny it.
And then pray for her safety.
Posted by: Marybeth at April 29, 2019 09:43 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:35 PM (07se2)
Well, you look at Emanuel Celler...
No, that's mean. Jews are only responsible when my golf game gets rained out. Damn weather control.
Posted by: trev006 at April 29, 2019 09:43 PM (pZ+Vo)
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The propellant is the stuff out of those little paper firecracker things you throw on the ground. Or pop rocks. I forget which.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:44 PM (07se2)
Buy more popcorn.
Posted by: JackStraw
Do you mean the state/local/national/Hill Campaign transfers?
Posted by: Miklos, looks odd to a rational observer at April 29, 2019 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)
I prefer cayenne on my fried chicken, Frankly.
Posted by: Fritz at April 29, 2019 09:44 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:45 PM (pGnDm)
Posted by: Little Lupe at April 29, 2019 09:45 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 29, 2019 09:46 PM (ebZss)
Power and money. Same as always.
Everything else is just bread and circus.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 09:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Miklos, looks odd to a rational observer at April 29, 2019 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)
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He went out for a scotch & soda.
Leave us hanging he did.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:47 PM (pGnDm)
Ok, cutting wit there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 09:48 PM (ZO3yc)
lol @ Ace: "The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker has a speech interrupted by a car crashing into the building
If reality were an editorial cartoon, the car would have been painted with the rainbow flat and have "SECRET LIFE" written on it"
Or, instead, have AWKWARD! painted on it.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 09:48 PM (4Ejxg)
Leave us hanging he did.
Posted by: Braenyard
Be nice. That bong water won't change itself.
Posted by: Miklos, also refilling at April 29, 2019 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 29, 2019 09:49 PM (QDnY+)
What if they were not sunglasses but eyes of death?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:49 PM (pGnDm)
Most of their problems (too many terrorists, minorities who are at
best apathetic to the Holocaust, financial trouble and erhnic conflict)
and few mitigations (education after being actually responsible for the
Holocaust). So the burning times are coming.
Frum, Shapiro, and Kristol aren't helping. Yes, it is bad and
excessive to punish an entire ethnic group for the obvious anti-native
advocacy of a few elites, but that is how history works.
Posted by: trev006 at April 29, 2019 09:41 PM (pZ+Vo)
It has been obvious for decades that the elites of Europe have been working as hard as that group will ever work to tamp down Europe's normal tribalisms/nationalisms. That pressure cooker - thanks to their idiocies - is boiling hard. They slip slightly in their controls and it is going to go off in each one of those various tribalistic, nationalistic, ethnic-conscious places like one continent-wide Yugoslavia.
Oh, yeah - the E.U. is Yugoslavia, just looking for its Slobodan Milosevic.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 09:50 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2019 09:50 PM (XROPS)
We're shouting our asses off for a contrived show.
Posted by: This Phone Shit Really Works at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (MMa93)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (u82oZ)
Then there was some Armenian genocide ... was that what the Young Turks are named after? ... and they helped metamorphize the AOC phenomenon.
And now Poland wants the $150B for the 6 million murdered (half were Jews) by Germany, and all the other destruction. And ignoring the attacks on Jews even, there is still the assault on all of Europe's Western heritage, by the open borders globalists of the EU dictatorship. (who elected these pricks? ... no one ... they just walked in).
The assaults on the Jews is a symptom, any group that is not loyal to the globalists is on the hit list. imo
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (XROPS)
Offshore accounts?
Ve know nothing!
Posted by: Sgt. Schultz from the SPLC at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eromero at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (qBNEP)
least 10 miles long and 100 miles deep, so even the most dimwitted LIV
or brainwashed lefty will find it nearly impossible to deny it.
Posted by: Marybeth at April 29, 2019 09:43 PM (MEgUr)
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That's some funny sarcasm right there. /sarcasm
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD Candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (WqPYg)
Now he is a finger in the wind theory guy.
C'mon, Sean. It's not that hard.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 09:04 PM (/tuJf)
******
Hannity is Bordeline retard ! he thinks he is sooooo intelligent that he has to repeat it 5 or 6 times so us "Dunces" get it
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 29, 2019 09:52 PM (BqBId)
Oooooh, cat fight between Kellyanne and AOC.
Are you thinking wut I'm thinking? ....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (NMAzL)
If you're thinking of John Candy wresting that chick in Stripes, then no.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 09:52 PM (pUDQf)
And there isn't one Marshal Tito in the lot yet that can make this work.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 09:52 PM (0QYMt)
What a disappointment.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 29, 2019 09:52 PM (2DOZq)
What if they were not sunglasses but eyes of death?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:49 PM (pGnDm)
Eyes of death? Is that a thing?
I looked it up and got a bunch of Dark Souls references.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 09:53 PM (ZO3yc)
Hah! No, I wasn't thinking about that either....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 09:53 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miklos at April 29, 2019 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2019 09:54 PM (XROPS)
Oooooh, cat fight between Kellyanne and AOC.
Are you thinking wut I'm thinking? ....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (NMAzL)
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Does it involve jello or mud?
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD Candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 29, 2019 09:54 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2019 09:55 PM (XROPS)
Are you thinking wut I'm thinking? ....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (NMAzL)<<<
Kellyanne better be careful. With those teeth, AOC is definitely a biter.
Posted by: Thanos at April 29, 2019 09:55 PM (xUcC/)
least 10 miles long and 100 miles deep, so even the most dimwitted LIV
or brainwashed lefty will find it nearly impossible to deny it.
Posted by: Marybeth at April 29, 2019 09:43 PM (MEgUr)
_____
That's some funny sarcasm right there. /sarcasm
Yes, forgot the /s . . . oops!
Posted by: Marybeth at April 29, 2019 09:56 PM (MEgUr)
And there isn't one Marshal Tito in the lot yet that can make this work.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
Viktor Orban has said he plans to lead all Europe.
He would be a bad choice, but he has offered.
Posted by: Miklos, not from FIDESZ at April 29, 2019 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2019 09:54 PM (XROPS)
*horde looks up, slowly raises flashlights to ceiling*
*screams, flashes of automatic weapons fire*
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 09:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 09:57 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2019 09:54 PM (XROPS)
Well, davey vegetable is a pretty lame troll, but he is a troll. Sad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 09:57 PM (hZlbC)
What's this?
The cocksuckahs at HBO are making a DEADWOOD movie??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0WrXmhvXTA
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 09:41 PM (4Ejxg)
Well, well, judging by the trailer it should be good.
Didn't see Dan in the trailer though.
Posted by: davidt at April 29, 2019 09:57 PM (w/wKz)
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Message received.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 29, 2019 09:57 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 09:57 PM (MAstk)
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Yep. But don't forget fear. These people successfully undertook to subvert democracies, concentrate all the real power in their own hands, and use it to direct policy in our country and around the globe.
Now they own it, and can't afford for the scam to go tits up, because there's nowhere to run away.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2019 09:57 PM (5aX2M)
Bring out the bikinis and the mud pit.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:58 PM (pGnDm)
Posted by: Miklos, always up for a party at April 29, 2019 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 29, 2019 09:59 PM (HaL55)
I forbid!
#bringbackmysocks
Posted by: Miklos at April 29, 2019 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)
I wouldn't dare do such a thing!
Posted by: Miklos "Surfperch" Molnar at April 29, 2019 09:59 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Kellyanne Sinatra at April 29, 2019 09:59 PM (w/wKz)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 29, 2019 09:52 PM (BqBId)
Hannity is the guy on your team who comes out of the bullpen with a big lead and manages to blow it
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 09:59 PM (0Ntuf)
414 More apropos tidbits from the book about Kim Philby; being a journalist / reporter is a common cover for spies and other radicals trying to undermine the government.
Posted by: LASue at April 29, 2019 09:50 PM (XROPS)
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I've read many of Ben MacIntyre's books on spies during WWII. Always fascinating, and at least one discussed Kim Philby.
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD Candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 29, 2019 09:59 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 09:44 PM (07se2)
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Mentos and 7-up?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 09:59 PM (4knXT)
And now Poland wants the $150B for the 6 million murdered (half were Jews) by Germany, and all the other destruction.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (Cus5s)
I knew a Jewish girl in college who didn't like the Poles at all. She thought a lot of them were willingly complicit in the Holocaust.
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 10:00 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: LASue
Might be an indication to short whatever Soros is invested in.
Posted by: Miklos, may he be found safe and soon at April 29, 2019 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
What's it been now, 15 years? Just going to jump right back in with everyone 15 years older like nothing really happened?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 29, 2019 10:00 PM (07se2)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 29, 2019 09:52 PM (2DOZq
General Mattis was probably best as a battlefield general. Peter Principle, you can go higher than you are competent/best at. The Pentagon was not his battlefield - there are very few George C. Marshall's out there, after all.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 10:00 PM (0QYMt)
Oooooh, cat fight between Kellyanne and AOC.
Are you thinking wut I'm thinking? ....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 29, 2019 09:51 PM (NMAzL)
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Does it involve jello or mud?
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD Candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 29, 2019 09:54 PM (WqPYg)
Dude, have a little class. Baby oil FTW
Posted by: josephistan at April 29, 2019 10:00 PM (Izzlo)
She once lost a battle with her shoelace. Finger was tied in there for two days until someone let her loose.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:00 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 29, 2019 10:00 PM (ebZss)
Posted by: Miklos, may he be found safe and soon at April 29, 2019 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
What's the ticker symbol for evil?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:01 PM (t+qrx)
#MAGA Rally in Panama City Beach, FL next Wednesday, May 8th!
Posted by: Ha at April 29, 2019 10:01 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 09:59 PM (0Ntuf)
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I've never understood the allure
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 29, 2019 10:01 PM (flINI)
Well, well, judging by the trailer it should be good.
No Powers Boothe; he's mort.
No Joa-neee Stubbs, either??
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 10:02 PM (4Ejxg)
Posted by: Miklos "Surfperch" Molnar
Ha! Here is palinka for esteemed American friend!
Posted by: Miklos Festrunk, the forgotten Wild and Crazy Cuy at April 29, 2019 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 10:03 PM (pGnDm)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 29, 2019 09:57 PM (hZlbC)
10 years ago this place had trolls so good that Ace dedicated posts to them.
Who can forget Palin Steele, AKA Dum-Dum
And which troll was it who fell for Ace's trap about the volcano in the movie scene that proved he never saw the movie?
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 10:03 PM (0Ntuf)
In a battle of the wits, AOC is utterly disarmed.
She once lost a battle with her shoelace. Finger was tied in there for two days until someone let her loose.
Her BFF locked the keys in her car once. It took two hours to get AOC out.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 29, 2019 10:03 PM (HaL55)
https://tinyurl.com/y29mcyjg
That would be $230 billion.
Danske was a small player. Deutsche Bank is going to be a hoot.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 29, 2019 10:03 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ... at April 29, 2019 10:04 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:01 PM (t+qrx)
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NASDAQ: GOOGL
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 29, 2019 10:04 PM (5aX2M)
She once lost a battle with her shoelace. Finger was tied in there for two days until someone let her loose.
Her BFF locked the keys in her car once. It took two hours to get AOC out.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 29, 2019 10:03 PM (HaL55)
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She was stranded for hours when an escalator broke down.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 29, 2019 10:04 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Miklos Advisors LLC, SIPC at April 29, 2019 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)
And there isn't one Marshal Tito in the lot yet that can make this work.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
Viktor Orban has said he plans to lead all Europe.
He would be a bad choice, but he has offered.
Posted by: Miklos, not from FIDESZ at April 29, 2019 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Well, I was just riffing off of the obvious ethnic tribal national divisions of Yugoslavia and comparing that to the EU, and noting that a Marshal Tito could hold one together, and then the EU would need that.
Obviously, a lot of flippancy involved in my comment, but I seriously think you would need about 250 years of Napoleon Bonaparte/Marshal Tito to weld Europe into one country.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 10:05 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 29, 2019 10:05 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 10:06 PM (pGnDm)
She saw a sign that said "Bear Left" so she turned around and went home.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 10:06 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 10:06 PM (4Ejxg)
Posted by: Corey Booker at April 29, 2019 10:07 PM (H5knJ)
Sean Hannity does fine work.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 10:07 PM (4Ejxg)
Bring out the bikinis and the mud pit.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 29, 2019 09:58 PM (pGnDm)
Jello. Then they can lick each other clean afterward.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 29, 2019 10:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 29, 2019 10:07 PM (6XgGT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 29, 2019 10:05 PM (0QYMt)
I am not sure. We have been around for almost that long and I am not sure we are particularly well welded.
The Soviets were in power for 80 some years and used much more brutal methods (internal exile, Stalin's patchwork schemes) and it did not seem to work for them either.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 10:08 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: JackStraw
All the big Euro banks are and have been crooked. Whether money laundering, manipulating the LIBOR rate, nothing will be a surprise.
Posted by: Miklos Advisors LLC, out of the business at April 29, 2019 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 29, 2019 10:08 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 29, 2019 10:08 PM (4Ejxg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 29, 2019 10:09 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: Miklos, short and sweet at April 29, 2019 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)
"Can't help you" said the guy at the counter
"WHY NOT!!!" screamed AOC
"Because this is a hardware store"
Posted by: kbdabear at April 29, 2019 10:11 PM (0Ntuf)
I knew a Jewish girl in college who didn't like the Poles at all. She thought a lot of them were willingly complicit in the Holocaust.
Posted by: rickl at April 29, 2019 10:00 PM (sdi6R)
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Many were. My Father in Law was one of them. The Poles delighted in rounding his family up, and then stole everything from them once they were sent to Ghetto
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