aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Florida Man ONT
I mentioned last night that I had just returned from Florida. I said it was a vacation, but I lied. I was actually doing research for this ONT!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 26, 2019 10:01 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2019 10:01 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 26, 2019 10:01 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 26, 2019 10:01 PM (w7U7L)
Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2019 10:02 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: A bear at April 26, 2019 10:02 PM (/oI0U)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 26, 2019 10:02 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:02 PM (kQs4Y)
He pooped and masturbated when the homeowner pulled a gun?
This dude is coordinated.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2019 10:02 PM (oHKZG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2019 10:02 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2019 10:03 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2019 10:03 PM (/oI0U)
Posted by: tbodie at April 26, 2019 10:03 PM (0t+fn)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 26, 2019 10:03 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 10:04 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2019 10:04 PM (oHKZG)
Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2019 10:04 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Kindly Miklos, listening to calypso about Idi Amin at April 26, 2019 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at April 26, 2019 10:05 PM (w7U7L)
This dude is coordinated.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2019 10:02 PM (oHKZG)
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He blumpkined hisself.
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:05 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Florida Man at April 26, 2019 10:05 PM (eNHDE)
Posted by: Splunge at April 26, 2019 10:05 PM (ed8K1)
Keep the hamsters in your thoughts.
Posted by: Kindly Miklos, listening to calypso about Idi Amin at April 26, 2019 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2019 10:05 PM (4knXT)
From the last thread about Idi Amin, here's Richard Pryor as Idi Amin Dada. It's a hoot. And very politically incorrect. He says the N-word.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG9OvVYvviQ
"I love the American people. I had two for lunch".
"This medal is for kicking all the white people out of Uganda!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM (2DOZq)
If I bought four I would be amazed. I remember liking Sgt. Rock and Sgt. Fury. I like the hero types more than the super hero types. But comics were never my thing.
Posted by: Quint
Sgt. Rock, Green Lantern and I have to admit...Dennis the Menace.
I'll be in the barrel .
Posted by: Blutarski at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:02 PM (kQs4Y)
I don't know! It's hidden.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM (z7BSm)
https://tinyurl.com/y58xd8no
https://tinyurl.com/y6q5owh3
https://tinyurl.com/y3kme3lu
https://tinyurl.com/yyyerbah
https://tinyurl.com/y4j5bfah
Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM (kQs4Y)
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Al Fresco puts marinara sauce on his pancakes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2019 10:07 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: wing at April 26, 2019 10:07 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: tbodie at April 26, 2019 10:07 PM (0t+fn)
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM
I have no problem with Al Fresco eating pancakes, as long as he isn't blocking traffic.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2019 10:07 PM (/oI0U)
Posted by: Splunge at April 26, 2019 10:05 PM (ed8K1)
On the bright side, I can stop looking for the microwave preset on my microwave.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 26, 2019 10:07 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2019 10:07 PM (oHKZG)
Posted by: t-bird at April 26, 2019 10:08 PM (1+J19)
I'm worried, friend: I just got an update from my team about our end-of-month FEC deadline, and we're still $465,890 short of our $500,000 goal.
I'm serious when I say that missing this goal could cost us our chance to flip the Senate.
[so they are roughly 90 percent short.]
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 26, 2019 10:08 PM (ZqRa6)
I'll be in the barrel .
Posted by: Blutarski at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM (+Tibp
I was Archie comics and Richie Rich. In my defense I stopped reading comics by 3rd grade.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 10:08 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 26, 2019 10:08 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: tbodie at April 26, 2019 10:08 PM (0t+fn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2019 10:07 PM (oHKZG)
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It's microwaves all the way down, until you get to the turtles.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2019 10:08 PM (4knXT)
https://tinyurl.com/y5wgwn6v
https://tinyurl.com/y65hczbc
https://tinyurl.com/y6t7x2x5
https://tinyurl.com/yy7m9kg6
https://tinyurl.com/yxz2y8xk
Posted by: kbdabear at April 26, 2019 10:08 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 10:09 PM (XAYDB)
Her pants were from Publix, but where did she get the steaks?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2019 10:09 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2019 10:10 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 26, 2019 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2019 10:10 PM (QzJWU)
if my computer hadn't decided that this was a great time to reboot.
Excuses, excuses...
Howdy hi y'all good even'.
Posted by: mindful webworker never had a chance at April 26, 2019 10:10 PM (fBape)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2019 10:09 PM (pNxlR)
Ask the Estrus police.
*scrolls back up*
I mean Eustis Police.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 26, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 26, 2019 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
Surf N Turf!
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 26, 2019 10:11 PM (aS1PU)
Announcer: Mr. Dada, your time is up.
Idi: Tie who up? Oh, my time up? No my friend, your time is up. (pulls his gun and shoots announcer dead)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:11 PM (f1Vqw)
I of course went through my Dark Horse phase.
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:11 PM (kQs4Y)
OH Shit that video is funny, WeirdDave. I am literally crying and trying to wake up B'Gal because nap. Had to stop at 1:15 and recover.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 10:11 PM (HaL55)
Was a guest of my bil at his American Legion post all day.
protip: When drinks are only $1.25 each, it is way too easy to drink to much. Luckily, all the other cars on the highway seemed to avoid me.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2019 10:12 PM (HE1Cg)
I would love to watch the reaction of the SJW snowflakes to Richard Pryor doing that bit.
He's black, but he's making all sorts of rayciss, colonialiss, etc, jokes about a poor African country's leader!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:12 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 26, 2019 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
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Where does she put the carrots?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2019 10:12 PM (4knXT)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2019 10:10 PM (QzJWU)
So, is Insomniac or BackwardsBoy the real Snake Plissken?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2019 10:12 PM (0ReGO)
I'll be in the barrel .
Posted by: Blutarski at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM
Weird War Tales.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 26, 2019 10:12 PM (/oI0U)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2019 10:12 PM (HE1Cg)
Do we need to start a GoFundMe for bail money?
Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2019 10:13 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2019 10:13 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 10:13 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:13 PM (kQs4Y)
All right ma'am, let's see your concealed estrus permit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:13 PM (f1Vqw)
And the dude eating pancakes in the street - now that's some personal style right there. Don't suppose he had a very persuasive explanation for his choice of dining spot.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2019 10:13 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2019 10:13 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2019 10:13 PM (sdi6R)
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It's the only way to be sure!
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:14 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:13 PM (kQs4Y)
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He died doing what he loved.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2019 10:14 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:14 PM (mvenn)
didiwashundermytits.gov
Posted by: tattoo ink, now with Norplant! at April 26, 2019 10:14 PM (70oaj)
Posted by: mindful webworker has his limits, too, at April 26, 2019 10:15 PM (fBape)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 10:15 PM (ER1jH)
There's some nice gluteofemoral fat distribution there. Excellent. Hiding estrus well, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:15 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: ALH
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Do you know why I pulled you over sir?
Ummm. . . I was the only vehicle in Delaware using my turn signal?
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2019 10:15 PM (HE1Cg)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 26, 2019 10:15 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2019 10:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 26, 2019 10:16 PM (Qsqf0)
Posted by: Florida Man at April 26, 2019 10:17 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:17 PM (kQs4Y)
Very disappointed that "Florida Man Dies Trying to Microwave a Microwave" is fake news. I was going to dine out on that one for a long time.
Figured it was fake.
Blast pattern didn't look right.
Posted by: mindful webworker - armchair forensics at April 26, 2019 10:17 PM (fBape)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:17 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:13 PM (kQs4Y)
Well ok then...
https://hooktube.com/ watch?v=z_2RZABiePo
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2019 10:17 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Braenyard never worked on the Glomar Explorer at April 26, 2019 10:17 PM (+ys2G)
Posted by: Millenial Miklos at April 26, 2019 10:17 PM (QzkSJ)
26 How many Wal-marts are there in Florida?
Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM (htgmn)
All of 'em, at one time. Florida is the WalMart incubator and every leap year, on February 29th, the new little 'Marts leave the nest and migrate to their chosen final home.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2019 10:17 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 10:17 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: a lil bird told me, like mitty's taxes at April 26, 2019 10:18 PM (70oaj)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 26, 2019 10:12 PM (0ReGO)
Well, I'm the one that escaped the state, so.....
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2019 10:18 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:18 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 26, 2019 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
Surf N Turf!
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 26, 2019 10:11 PM
Fur burger?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 26, 2019 10:18 PM (CLcKT)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2019 10:10 PM (QzJWU)
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the virus takes awhile to manifest itself...
your future poasts this summer are going to be *Epic*
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 10:18 PM (ER1jH)
Masturbating furiously here.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2019 10:19 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 26, 2019 10:19 PM (6XgGT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 10:19 PM (HaL55)
How many cousins you got?
Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2019 10:19 PM (0tfLf)
He's black, but he's making all sorts of rayciss, colonialiss, etc, jokes about a poor African country's leader!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
They couldn't handle Richard Pryor. Ever see his imitation of a Chinese waiter, in a Chinese restaurant, speaking Chinese - who stutters.
Posted by: Vertov at April 26, 2019 10:19 PM (gfZsX)
And it does a nasty dance
When it comes into a room
Publix hits it with a broom
Posted by: Fred Schneider and the Shake Society b/w Miklos at April 26, 2019 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Millenial Miklos
Israel might have something to say about that.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2019 10:20 PM (gkstg)
I think I got out of Florida just in time.
Did a herd of alligators follow you up the interstate for a bit?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 10:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: DFrosty1 at April 26, 2019 10:20 PM (b18YI)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 26, 2019 10:16 PM (Qsqf0)
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how cute!
i have enough to get through the weekend, plus a bottle of Whaler's Dark rum, plus a partial.
and wine
and scotch
and you get the picture...
Skoal!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 10:21 PM (ER1jH)
And it does a nasty dance
When it comes into a room
Publix hits it with a broom
Posted by: Fred Schneider and the Shake Society b/w Miklos at April 26, 2019 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
*wipes tear from eye*
Beautiful, man.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 26, 2019 10:21 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 26, 2019 10:21 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 26, 2019 10:21 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at April 26, 2019 10:22 PM (70oaj)
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 26, 2019 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
Surf N Turf!
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 26, 2019 10:11 PM
Fur burger?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 26, 2019 10:18 PM (CLcKT)
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crab cakes.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 10:22 PM (ER1jH)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 26, 2019 10:11 PM
Fur burger?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 26, 2019 10:18 PM (CLcKT)
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crab cakes.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 10:22 PM (ER1jH)
You guys are horrible.
Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2019 10:23 PM (htgmn)
Posted by: t-bird
Maybe. I believe it was theorized above that Florida Man may be to high and furiously masturbating to vote with any consistency.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2019 10:23 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:23 PM (kQs4Y)
Not weight challenged. Body positive.
And I'm sure the masses will be just clamoring to see that.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2019 09:59 PM (9hauA)
I seem to remember you linking a picture of yourself here, many moons ago, maybe around the time that Mittens threw the election. You are a very pretty lady, Chique.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 10:23 PM (TfwlC)
105 The first story is fictional.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 26, 2019 10:21 PM (t5m5e)
Of course it was - no pics of the perp.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2019 10:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Florida Man at April 26, 2019 10:24 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: davidt at April 26, 2019 10:24 PM (MUXyX)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 26, 2019 10:24 PM (AQToM)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:17 PM (mvenn)
--Grrrrr
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 10:24 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2019 10:24 PM (4knXT)
Posted by: Drunk Texas DA at April 26, 2019 10:25 PM (7s3Gx)
And remember- Florida Man votes!
Yeah, but prolly not in Florida because WTF are the phone booths you're supposed to vote in, huh?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 10:25 PM (HaL55)
This dude is coordinated.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2019 10:02 PM (oHKZG)
Puts a whole new dimension on the term: rubbing one out.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 10:25 PM (TfwlC)
https://tinyurl.com/y556nzrt
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:23 PM (kQs4Y)
LOL. I couldn't make it past the 1st one.
"Drunk Florida man tried to use taco as ID after accidentally setting his car on fire."
I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 26, 2019 10:26 PM (aS1PU)
You could put a mini microwave in it.
Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2019 10:26 PM (htgmn)
109 Surf N Turf!
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 26, 2019 10:11 PM
Fur burger?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 26, 2019 10:18 PM (CLcKT)
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crab cakes.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 10:22 PM (ER1jH)
Fish tacos!
Oh, wait, I thought they said "$100 worth of skate"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2019 10:26 PM (pNxlR)
I was in Vancouver during the Stanley Cup finals and of course it was all anyone would talk about. After a few days of it, I was really sick of hearing about the finals.
Was in a restaurant where the waiter asked where I was from...
"Florida. You know, where we have won a Stanley Cup."
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 26, 2019 10:26 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 26, 2019 10:23 PM (HCqAo)
You'd think so, but so far science has not found anything that Florida Man cannot do while high and furiously masturbating.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 26, 2019 10:26 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:27 PM (mvenn)
"Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 26, 2019 10:27 PM (7s3Gx)
Hanging Chad, brought to you only by Florida.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2019 10:28 PM (QzJWU)
A 3-D printed version of your ass hangs on my trophy wall.
I only show it to people I don't like.
Posted by: Former TX Governor at April 26, 2019 10:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Hanging Chad, brought to you only by Florida.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2019
spewed beer everywhere.
Posted by: Infidel at April 26, 2019 10:30 PM (lwX7s)
Alternate post:
Hello! Is this thing on?!
Posted by: tbodie at April 26, 2019 10:30 PM (0t+fn)
I remember his preacher character doing a funeral...
Preacher: "The boy's woman is here. Woman, bitch, ho, I don't know what she was, but she's here. Hey girl! Don't sell no pussy in here! If you do, I want a cut!
It's your fault the n****'s dead! If you'd been home when you's supposed to be he wouldn'ta been up in the hotel f***in' that f****t! Boy's husband came home, caught 'em f***in', shot the n**** in the ass on the downstroke!
"If there is a God or a heaven, we don't want this n**** up there with us! Can I get an amen?
And if you think we gonna be buryin' you with them diamonds and shit on, you got another think comin'!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2019 10:30 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Vertov
And then explain the bill in a calm, quiet voice.
Posted by: Blutarski at April 26, 2019 10:30 PM (+Tibp)
"Florida. You know, where we have won a Stanley Cup."
Posted by: Dave in Fla
And during the time Winnipeg didn't have a team, when the Canadiens I worked with complained about it, they did not like hearing, "If it's so damn important that Winnipeg has a team, then maybe the Leafs or the Habs should move there."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 26, 2019 10:30 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2019 10:30 PM (DjIXP)
Posted by: Brie Larson at April 26, 2019 10:31 PM (EgshT)
LOL. I couldn't make it past the 1st one.
"Drunk Florida man tried to use taco as ID after accidentally setting his car on fire."
"Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal."
If I keep on snorfling like this, B'Gal's gonna wake up. Oh shit, that's funny.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 10:31 PM (HaL55)
123 My MIL has a huge microwave. It barely fits between the counter and upper cabinet. One of those big 80's models.
You could put a mini microwave in it.
Posted by: ALH at April 26, 2019 10:26 PM (htgmn)
Well, don't just sit there - snap to it, acquire a mini, pop it inside while filming what happens and post the video here!
It's the weekend, so we'll give you until Monday's ONT to complete this assignment. For science.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2019 10:32 PM (pNxlR)
"Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy
I probably fall more on the Lawful Neutral slot.
"Florida Man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal".
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2019 10:33 PM (gkstg)
"Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal."
If I keep on snorfling like this, B'Gal's gonna wake up. Oh shit, that's funny.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 10:31 PM (HaL55)
Right? I'm still laughing out loud about those.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 26, 2019 10:33 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: ALH
In the 80s, a Cadillac dealer in New Jersey offered a free Yugo with a new Caddy.
It made sense to me, because the Yugo would fit in the trunk.
Posted by: Former and Current Miklos at April 26, 2019 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:33 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 26, 2019 10:33 PM (JgA4k)
Lord help me but I probably fit in the Chaotic Evil slot:
"Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire"
He sure looked like a fine upstanding citizen, didn't he? Looked like Beetlejuice's addict little brother.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 10:34 PM (HaL55)
"....I put a cup of instant coffee into the microwave oven. I almost went back in time."
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2019 10:34 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Former and Current Prof. Miklos at April 26, 2019 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 26, 2019 10:34 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: logpro
*******
Don't grrrrr me! I'm just the messenger!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:27 PM (mvenn)
--I just care about the Jets, not which side of the 49th they lie.
It's a silly exercise, anyway: Canadians were wringing their hands in '06 over the Oilers-Hurricanes Final, but Carolina actually had more Canadians on the roster than Edmonton did.
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 10:34 PM (XAYDB)
@paulsperry_
DEVELOPING: Obama CIA under scrutiny for possible illegal DOMESTIC SPYING during the 2016 campaign, as former top intelligence official said to be cooperating with Barr review
Posted by: Ha at April 26, 2019 10:36 PM (MAstk)
I of course went through my Dark Horse phase.
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:11 PM (kQs4Y)
I remember reading the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, and Harold Hedd. The latter was a local Vancouver hippie production. Zombie is aware of it, of course.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 10:37 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 10:37 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2019 10:37 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 26, 2019 10:16 PM (Qsqf0)
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how cute!
i have enough to get through the weekend, plus a bottle of Whaler's Dark rum, plus a partial.
and wine
and scotch
and you get the picture...
Skoal!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 26, 2019 10:21 PM (ER1jH)
Wish I was in your shoes. Alas, this is my only night off. I really need to find a way out of there.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 26, 2019 10:37 PM (Qsqf0)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:37 PM (mvenn)
Brother, can you spare a dime (or a few million):
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6965361
The lesbo-looking USC athletic director charged in the Aunt Becky bribery scandal with taking $1.3M in bribes, is now having to drive for Lyft.
'Splain something to me. What happens to all this money these people make? This woman was making good money and supplementing it with less than legal means.
But fire her and charge her and in a couple months, she's desperate for cash? Where does the money go?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:38 PM (f1Vqw)
"....I put a cup of instant coffee into the microwave oven. I almost went back in time.
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"I went to a restaurant that had a sign that said 'Breakfast served any time', so I asked for pancakes during the Renaissance."
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:38 PM (kQs4Y)
Not weight challenged. Body positive.
And I'm sure the masses will be just clamoring to see that.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at April 26, 2019 09:59 PM (9hauA)
I seem to remember you linking a picture of yourself here, many moons ago, maybe around the time that Mittens threw the election. You are a very pretty lady, Chique.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 10:23 PM (TfwlC)
Somebody's gotta have a link.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 26, 2019 10:38 PM (Qsqf0)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 26, 2019 10:38 PM (t5m5e)
New details emerge: FM believed the guard was a grey alien using the giant lollipop in an attempt to load children onto UFO.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2019 10:38 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: trapper's girl at April 26, 2019 10:38 PM (AN9Ri)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 26, 2019 10:33 PM (JgA4k)
Yet, her hold grows on you, no?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2019 10:38 PM (oHKZG)
wringing their hands in '06 over the Oilers-Hurricanes Final, but
Carolina actually had more Canadians on the roster than Edmonton did.
Posted by: logprof"
At least it gets cold enough here in NC to freeze over a lake sometimes. Not that I'd try to walk out on it or anything though.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2019 10:39 PM (DjIXP)
But fire her and charge her and in a couple months, she's desperate for cash? Where does the money go?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:38 PM (f1Vqw)
Her assets have probably been seized.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 26, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: publius,
Her house.
Posted by: ZillowMiklos at April 26, 2019 10:39 PM (QzkSJ)
https://youtu.be/F-glHAzXi_M
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2019 10:40 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 10:40 PM (XAYDB)
DEVELOPING: Obama CIA under scrutiny for possible illegal DOMESTIC SPYING during the 2016 campaign, as former top intelligence official said to be cooperating with Barr review
Posted by: Ha
Not a smidgen.
Posted by: Blutarski at April 26, 2019 10:41 PM (+Tibp)
'Splain something to me. What happens to all this money these people make? This woman was making good money and supplementing it with less than legal means.
But fire her and charge her and in a couple months, she's desperate for cash? Where does the money go?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:38 PM (f1Vqw)
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*polishes fingernails on coat, examines them*
Posted by: High Priced Attorney at April 26, 2019 10:41 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Do humans fart while sleeping? I don't think so. Does that make humans somehow physically better or worse than canines???
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2019 10:41 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 10:41 PM (5aX2M)
j/k... never would have even thought of Florida for retirement.. Chicago in June is even too humid for me!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 26, 2019 10:42 PM (438dO)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 10:42 PM (XAYDB)
Must be a typo there, Chuckie. You said you want $500,000 by Wednesday and you've gotten $34,110? Ever thought of changing your goal to $35,000?
Posted by: t-bird at April 26, 2019 10:42 PM (CDGwz)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6965361
The lesbo-looking USC athletic director charged in the Aunt Becky bribery scandal with taking $1.3M in bribes, is now having to drive for Lyft.
'Splain something to me. What happens to all this money these people make? This woman was making good money and supplementing it with less than legal means.
But fire her and charge her and in a couple months, she's desperate for cash? Where does the money go?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:38 PM
I believe once you're busted for this sort of thing, any of the funds are made inaccessible -- unless it's all cash, I suppose...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 26, 2019 10:42 PM (CLcKT)
I of course went through my Dark Horse phase.
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris!
National Lampoon ruined me. Forever.
Posted by: Blutarski at April 26, 2019 10:43 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at April 26, 2019 10:43 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 26, 2019 10:26 PM (PHotS)
As a born and bred Vancouverite, long since an escapee, may I say, "Bravo!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 10:43 PM (TfwlC)
https://tinyurl.com/yxneffth
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:43 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:38 PM (f1Vqw)
..................
What you lose in Vegas, stays in Vegas! Yeah, baby!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 26, 2019 10:43 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:43 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: ladyl
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Clearly her good looks wasn't one of them.
Yeah, I know - Meowww!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2019 10:43 PM (HE1Cg)
***TOP FIVE FLORIDA MAN HEADLINES FROM THE FUTURE***
5. Florida woman strips naked, offers to make herself the 'personal manhandling mannequin' of Joe Biden
4. Florida man with too much money crashes both his Teslas by putting both in autonomous mode, then having them race each other
3. Florida woman horribly scratched trying to make her cats fight each other
2. Florida professor offers political science class on "The Wisdom and Accurate Predictions of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez"
1. Florida man bleeds to death trying to give self sex reassignment surgery
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 26, 2019 10:44 PM (miE9U)
I doubt the USC AD has an optimal distribution of gluteofemoral fat.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:44 PM (f1Vqw)
Clearly her good looks wasn't one of them.
Yeah, I know - Meowww!!
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2019 10:43 PM (HE1Cg)
It's a drinking night, is it?
Posted by: Ladyl at April 26, 2019 10:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2019 10:45 PM (HE1Cg)
National Lampoon ruined me. Forever.
Their annual from C. Estes Kefauver High was great. The Kangaroos, IIRC.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 10:45 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 10:41 PM (5aX2M)
Is DangerOps: Pragnent Sex an EA or Activision property? I can never remember who owns those franchises.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 26, 2019 10:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2019 10:46 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Blutarski at April 26, 2019 10:43 PM (+Tibp)
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Oh I forgot about NatLamp! She had that too!
I loved Mr. Appleton.
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris! at April 26, 2019 10:46 PM (kQs4Y)
I haven't seen the new one, but a bunch of lesser ones were killed off in the last one.. unless magically they reappear..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 26, 2019 10:46 PM (438dO)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN
Charles U. Farley and Buster Hymen. Good times!
Posted by: Blutarski at April 26, 2019 10:47 PM (+Tibp)
Well, a CA judge is letting the defamation suit against Elon Musk proceed:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6965825
Remember when he called the cave diver a "pedo guy" after the diver said Musk's rescue idea was lunacy?
And check out the photo of the diver's Thai girlfriend.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:48 PM (f1Vqw)
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Haha. It's just like GTA. Had to do a Miami version.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 10:48 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Miklos, attributor at April 26, 2019 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: All Hail Octo-Eris!
I think my favorite was called something like Tales of the Northland about Canada. The mountie was retarded and the Indian kid ate rock snails and had massive gas. Good times!
Posted by: Blutarski at April 26, 2019 10:49 PM (+Tibp)
I haven't seen the new one, but a bunch of lesser ones were killed off in the last one.. unless magically they reappear..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 26, 2019 10:46 PM (438dO)
It is all just a dream.
Posted by: Dallad at April 26, 2019 10:50 PM (0t+fn)
No Elon, the First Amendment does not protect you from liability for using your prominent position to accuse someone of being a pedophile recklessly without evidence.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:50 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Dallas at April 26, 2019 10:51 PM (0t+fn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:44 PM
This, too, is, in many ways, the story of Yanet Garcia...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 26, 2019 10:51 PM (CLcKT)
*********
Read my children's book "How Baby Got His Soft Spot"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:51 PM (mvenn)
Hey Elon, lol, get fucked.
Posted by: Brit Cave Diver, banging Thai hottie at April 26, 2019 10:52 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Wait, it doesn't? Well what the hell?
Posted by: Elon at April 26, 2019 10:52 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: publius
I am only interested in photos of my own Thai girlfriend.
It seems there are two available , Visa and Debit.
Posted by: Miklos, mail order Secks and Roebuck at April 26, 2019 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Well, Friday so. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2019 10:45 PM (HE1Cg)
I'm pure as the driven snow here.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 26, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Muldoon
Is it available in Baltimore?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2019 10:54 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:51 PM (mvenn)
I understand Desilu Studios is going to be doing a new sitcom series about the embattled Mayor of Baltimore. Maybe you could sign on as a writer for the new series, to be entitled, "I Love Lucid".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 10:54 PM (TfwlC)
Lived in Florida for 4 years and spent many, many, many happy days there. It's so so good.
All we need to do is take possession, wall off/mine the borders, give everyone 30 days to leave and kill every living mofo left on Day 31.
Then we can charge admission for visiting.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 26, 2019 10:55 PM (w3OLr)
I admire her enthusiasm, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 10:55 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Jack at April 26, 2019 10:55 PM (OKp8N)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Oh, without a doubt, I'm sure.
But snow drifts. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2019 10:56 PM (HE1Cg)
new sitcom series about the embattled Mayor of Baltimore. Maybe you
could sign on as a writer for the new series, to be entitled, "I Love
Lucid".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 10:54 PM
I guess we can wrap this thread up now... Our work here is done!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 26, 2019 10:56 PM (CLcKT)
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2019 10:37 PM (AMIL/)
I think it was a class project at the School of Engineering.
"Unlike most bridges in Florida, the design for this project was overseen by the university itself, not the Florida Department of Transportation."
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 26, 2019 10:56 PM (di1hb)
A Thai sex vacation will indeed run you some bucks. One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster. But it will cost you.
Posted by: Brit Cave Diver, banging Thai hottie at April 26, 2019 10:56 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 10:54 PM (TfwlC)
Some things just can't be fixed.
Posted by: Screen Writers Guild of America at April 26, 2019 10:57 PM (0t+fn)
I also found a pic of a Mark III with the same hardware, being unloaded from a ship in Africa.
Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (AMIL/)
Thanks again, Gref. One of my links showed a III (or a StuG III) with them too so they were used elsewhere too. Cheers!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2019 10:57 PM (Dh1wo)
If Trump picks up even 3 or 4% more of the minority vote (and I think he's going to get more than that), the electoral college is going to be brutal. We're talking a McGovern in 1972 level of ass-kicking.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2019 10:57 PM (0OWcv)
But snow drifts. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at April 26, 2019 10:56 PM (HE1Cg)
I'm the ice queen.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 26, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
I admire her enthusiasm, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 10:55 PM (5aX2M)
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If he can get 20% of black voters to either vote for him, or even just stay home, it's game over for the Dems.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 26, 2019 10:58 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no
Yanet Garcia explains why the human eye developed a unique 3D abliity.
Posted by: Miklos Darwin at April 26, 2019 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
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Oh, did I say 'children's book'? I meant read my scientific treatise, "On the Causative Relationship Between Dangerops Pragnent Sexx and Formation of the Anterior Fontanelle In Lat Pre-Term Human Fetuses"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:58 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2019 10:37 PM (AMIL/)
I think it was a class project at the School of Engineering.
"Unlike most bridges in Florida, the design for this project was overseen by the university itself, not the Florida Department of Transportation."
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 26, 2019 10:56 PM (di1hb)
--The project was handled by a "diverse" set of engineers, as in diverse IQs.
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 10:58 PM (XAYDB)
I don't know about you, but I think that is creepy as hell.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, wondering if it is 1937 Germany all over again at April 26, 2019 11:00 PM (ufFY8)
We give you big discount, Yankee boy stud.
Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok, Thai Minister of Tourism at April 26, 2019 11:00 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
I support Junior Achievement, but still...
Posted by: Miklos, social engineer at April 26, 2019 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
In so many ways the story of the Democrat party.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:00 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2019 10:57 PM (Dh1wo)
You're welcome! I like to think of myself as pretty knowledgeable about WW2 German tanks, but I was totally stumped by your question. So it made me go and learn something new!
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2019 11:01 PM (AMIL/)
If Trump picks up even 3 or 4% more of the minority vote (and I think he's going to get more than that), the electoral college is going to be brutal. We're talking a McGovern in 1972 level of ass-kicking.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26,
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I'm optimistic there as well. It's a real danger. I also think he will outperform himself with Jews as well. Thanks, Omar, Tlaib & Cortez!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 11:01 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 10:58 PM (XAYDB)
They were unable to get the real high-purity unicorn sweat for the concrete.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 11:01 PM (TfwlC)
scientific treatise, "On the Causative Relationship Between Dangerops
Pragnent Sexx and Formation of the Anterior Fontanelle In Lat Pre-Term
Human Fetuses"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 10:58 PM (mvenn)
They teach this stuff at Pragnent University.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 26, 2019 11:02 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Do humans fart while sleeping? I don't think so. Does that make humans somehow physically better or worse than canines???
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2019 10:41 PM (AMIL/)
Clearly, you've never made your domicile in an open bay barracks.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at April 26, 2019 11:02 PM (di1hb)
I don't know about you, but I think that is creepy as hell.
*******
Oh yeah. I had the same reaction!
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:02 PM (mvenn)
the Aunt Becky bribery scandal with taking $1.3M in bribes, is now
having to drive for Lyft.
'Splain something to me. What happens to all this money these
people make? This woman was making good money and supplementing it with
less than legal means.
But fire her and charge her and in a couple months, she's desperate for cash? Where does the money go?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:38 PM
One possible answer:
https:// youtu.be/2AYnz86FK8c
Posted by: JQ at April 26, 2019 11:03 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 10:58 PM (XAYDB)
There may have been diversity involved, but IQ was a constant. About 95 basesd on the results.
Posted by: Screen Writers Guild of America at April 26, 2019 11:03 PM (0t+fn)
I honestly can't understand why any Jews are still voting Democrat at this point.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2019 11:03 PM (0OWcv)
In so many ways the story of the Democrat party.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:00 PM (mvenn)
You always make me laugh.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 26, 2019 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
I am only interested in photos of my own Thai girlfriend.
My Thai girlfrIend is sweet. She assured me that there is no shame in having a small penis. I guess that's true, but I still kinda wish she didn't have one.
Posted by: Weirddave at April 26, 2019 11:03 PM (reMTd)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 10:58 PM (XAYDB)
They were unable to get the real high-purity unicorn sweat for the concrete.
They thought "pre-stressed" concrete meant that white guys were present when it was poured.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 26, 2019 11:04 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: An Observation at April 26, 2019 11:04 PM (Zcy8g)
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2019 10:41 PM (AMIL/)
> Clearly, you've never made your domicile in an open bay barracks.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Or been married.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2019 11:04 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:04 PM (mvenn)
It does if they were doing it at the instigation of a foreign government.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2019 11:05 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2019 11:03 PM (0OWcv)
Jews have their own traitors same as the rest.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 26, 2019 11:05 PM (Qsqf0)
I don't know about you, but I think that is creepy as hell.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, wondering if it is 1937 Germany all over again
I get a wondrous look in my eye thinking about stormtroopers, but maybe I'm just a little too excited thinking about the start of the Great American Canal Project.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2019 11:05 PM (gkstg)
It's one of those movies that really depend on how much you love (or can forgive) cats. It's kind of the ultimate Hallmark Channel movie, because it moves the human interaction stuff to different species other than "bitchy girlfriend" (oh, sorry, another spoiler). Yeah, Brandon Routh had this amazingly terrible girlfriend, who was the real villain, because she didn't like cats...
So, it's predictable and formulaic - but there's cats.
Cats are in my corner forever.
Peace out Bros.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 26, 2019 11:05 PM (l9m7l)
The menu said Breakfast Any Time,
so I ordered two over easy in the Renaissance.
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at April 26, 2019 11:05 PM (hu22E)
But it's not just a few traitors. It's the majority of them.
Maybe they'll wise up eventually.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2019 11:06 PM (0OWcv)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 26, 2019 11:08 PM (o1fzk)
But it's not just a few traitors. It's the majority of them.
Maybe they'll wise up eventually.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2019 11:06 PM (0OWcv)
Oh I didn't say it was a few. In America, they're clearly in the majority.
That's why Christians shouldn't automatically align themselves with Jews. Gotta make sure you know who you're dealing with.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 26, 2019 11:08 PM (Qsqf0)
OK, fine -- I'd be willing to settle for that, I guess.
I hear Gitmo's nice...
Posted by: JQ at April 26, 2019 11:08 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: An Observation at April 26, 2019 11:04 PM (Zcy8g)
So aggravated mopery with intent is right out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 11:09 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 11:09 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Weirddave
*cancels VIP Gentlemen's Phuket Cultural Immersion trip*
Posted by: Miklos, forewarned at April 26, 2019 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2019 11:09 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 26, 2019 11:04 PM (0bu2O)
--*DAPS*
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:09 PM (XAYDB)
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You and me both.
But Obama cratered of Jewish votes. His anti-Israeli stance in his first term drove off 8% of Jews, and they didn't come back for Hillary.
I can't think a bunch of bogeyed, foaming-at-the-mouth Jew-haters in the Democrat Party won't help Trump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 11:10 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 26, 2019 11:10 PM (+ldAm)
True dat. The real shame is when your Thai girlfriend's penis is bigger than yours.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 11:10 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 26, 2019 11:08 PM (Qsqf0)
The story of the Remnant is as old as Judaism itself. Every few generations, most of Israel is wiped out, brutally. But there's always a Remnant of the faithful that survives, and rebuilds.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2019 11:10 PM (V2Yro)
Watch for Mikko Rantanen one-timer from the right circle.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:10 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:11 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:11 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2019 10:41 PM (AMIL/)
> Clearly, you've never made your domicile in an open bay barracks.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Or been married.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 26, 2019 11:04 PM (0OWcv)
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My Ex used to blast them out at night. When I brought it up, she was horrified and insulted at the "insinuation". It was toward the certain end of the marriage, so I told her I was stating it, not insinuating anything.
I started doing dutch ovens when she would do that, with her own weaponized gas. Most of the time, she woke herself up. I'm sure she heard me giggling like a lunatic a couple of times.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 26, 2019 11:12 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: JoeF. at April 26, 2019 11:12 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:12 PM (mvenn)
I put a new engine in my car. I didn't take the old one out.
Now I can go 300 miles an hour.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2019 11:12 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: An Observation at April 26, 2019 11:04 PM (Zcy8g)
That's acceptable, as there will be other offenses committed.
Posted by: Ha at April 26, 2019 11:12 PM (MAstk)
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May be the most depressing YouTube video I've ever watched...and there weren't even any people in it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2019 11:12 PM (xSo9G)
Don't worry. You can specify real girls only. Or ladyboys only. Or mixed. You know, let it be a surprise.
And I'm not just joking. There are realy girls only bars, ladyboy bars, and surprise me bars. It's all out in the open.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 11:12 PM (f1Vqw)
I have a relation that is selling a ranch there.
Not a small one.
She is leaning on me.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 26, 2019 11:13 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at April 26, 2019 11:13 PM (ok6SQ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2019 11:13 PM (V2Yro)
Florida Man takes a sex vacation in Thailand..... let the headlines write themselves.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 11:14 PM (f1Vqw)
Watch for Mikko Rantanen one-timer from the right circle.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:10 PM (mvenn)
261 Avs GOAL!!!
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:11 PM (XAYDB)
Did this happen?
Posted by: Screen Writers Guild of America at April 26, 2019 11:14 PM (0t+fn)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:14 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: An Observation at April 26, 2019 11:14 PM (Zcy8g)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2019 11:09 PM (Dh1wo)
Even German engineers make poor decisions sometimes.
PS: My knee-jerk guess based on your initial photos was some sort of night-time driving signalling lights, to a following vehicle.
Posted by: Gref at April 26, 2019 11:14 PM (AMIL/)
So let's see how fast I can clean the rice-cooker and load 50 rounds of 45ACP (not to worry, quality control will not be compromised). Then I can uncap an adult beverage and return to this den of whatever it is.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2019 11:14 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:14 PM (mvenn)
Nite all.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 26, 2019 11:15 PM (Qsqf0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 26, 2019 11:16 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Ha at April 26, 2019 11:12 PM (MAstk)
As long as the sentences are served consecutively.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 26, 2019 11:16 PM (TN7xY)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Maybe it's my mild autism, but I don't like surprises.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2019 11:17 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: publius,
Thank you, dear boy.
A friend lived and worked it in Thailand and the Phillipines for years.
Here wrote as "Baron Bonk", you can search and learn.
My information is that he died happy. Or to quote Richard Pryor, "He came and went at the same time."
Posted by: Miklos, thanks Tim at April 26, 2019 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Imma gonna go with sock fail.
Ain't no other explanashion.
Posted by: tbodie at April 26, 2019 11:18 PM (0t+fn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 11:18 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 26, 2019 11:19 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:20 PM (XAYDB)
I don't pretend to understand it.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 26, 2019 11:20 PM (w7KSn)
My older brother is in Phuket right now. Goes several times a year. Always takes a group of friends and wives.
I asked him about the sex stuff and he did admit he'd get a massage every now and again.
Posted by: Blutarski at April 26, 2019 11:21 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:21 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:21 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:14 PM (mvenn)
I was watching some Lesbian Ice Queens, and a game of hickey broke out.
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 26, 2019 11:21 PM (QzJWU)
One of the most useful Thai phrase to learn, for those embarking on the "gentlemen's cultural immersion tours" is
"Khun ben gateoy chamois?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snifFWaxUkQ
Translation: "Are you a ladyboy?"
It's hard for roundeyes to tell the difference.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 11:22 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2019 11:22 PM (MTjB1)
Could be where you live. No fewer than 25% of us voted for him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 11:22 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: logprof
******
I always pull for Winnipeg (unless they are playing the Avs). I'm surprised they didn't do better this time around.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:22 PM (mvenn)
night-time driving signalling lights, to a following vehicle.
The gentleman who did the Bradford technical drawings had a note about it with another earlier vehicle that was something like cooling tubes for the engine housed in a cowling although I may have misunderstood what was being pointed out.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2019 11:23 PM (Dh1wo)
I don't pretend to understand it.
Clearly you mostly know Reform Jews. You don't know many Orthodox.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2019 11:23 PM (V2Yro)
if you are still here.
did you really like the "dirty and righteous" phrase or were you just funnin me?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2019 11:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 26, 2019 11:23 PM (w7KSn)
And ladies, if any of your husbands are taking "business trips to Thailand". You know, boring stuff you wouldn't be interested in, you might better start worrying.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 11:24 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: RTW at April 26, 2019 11:25 PM (jJlJu)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 11:26 PM (f1Vqw)
Oh my god you're in the belly of the beast!
I live in Louie Gohmert's district, and I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2019 11:26 PM (V2Yro)
It is a beautiful place and a beautiful people.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 26, 2019 11:26 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:22 PM (mvenn)
--This was supposed to be the year they took the Next Step. But they just slouched the latter half of the season.
Yeah, there were injuries, but every team has to deal with them.
And now a lot of salary cap juggling to do. Gotta keep Laine.
Wish the NHL had a Larry Bird Rule.
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:27 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at A
comments that will get people at a dinner party to stop with their fork in midair.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 26, 2019 11:28 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
It may seem amusing, but in reality that can be a sign of problems with her diet. Probably a good idea to discuss with a veterinarian. Doesn't mean that she needs a prescription diet, but depending on what you are feeding her there are a lot of fillers in a lot of dog foods that can cause digestive and nutritional issues in dogs.
Posted by: HTL at April 26, 2019 11:28 PM (xOOs/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 26, 2019 11:28 PM (H5knJ)
The best old chum of Tim, the authority on opportunities for gentlemen of leisure in Thailand and the Philipines was Sir Peter Graham-Moon ( a fine fellow, by the way).
"The partner of Lady Sarah Graham-Moon, the woman who famously cut up her two-timing husband's Savile Row suits and threw paint on his car, has been found dead in a bizarre shooting accident."
Why do my friends have all the fun?
Posted by: Miklos, not receiving visitors at April 26, 2019 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RTW at April 26, 2019 11:25 PM (jJlJu)
Florida Man lives almost exclusive in south Florida. I lived there for two years and the examples of Florida Man given above are very flattering.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 26, 2019 11:29 PM (TdMsT)
That is true, but I have performed as a musician for many wedding celebrations, men on one side, women on the other, rabbi leading the dances, the whole deal.
I know 2 hours worth of horas and can name them in Hebrew.
Yes, the Orthodox likely support DJT.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 26, 2019 11:29 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 26, 2019 11:30 PM (zr7YS)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 26, 2019 11:23 PM (w7KSn)
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That'd explain it. Conservative, Orthodox, and rural Jews are way more conservative than our Reform city cousins. Forget about the Reconstructionists.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 11:30 PM (5aX2M)
"Two Fisted Businessman"
And in the mid-80's, the one-off "Tintin Goes to Beirut"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 26, 2019 11:30 PM (7s3Gx)
The Musical Van Zant's, Ronnie, Donnie, and Johnny, are (or were) all Florida Men.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 11:30 PM (f1Vqw)
*****
Yeah, the whole Central Divison was weird this year. The five teams that made the playoffs were within what, about 8 points in the standings? Nobody could take the division by the throat.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:30 PM (mvenn)
you for posting all those pictures of women who, on the very best day
of my life, wouldn't have even noticed I exist.
Meh. When they do notice it's always the same, stalking charges and restraint orders. Gets old fast.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 26, 2019 11:32 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 26, 2019 11:32 PM (zr7YS)
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I love their ginger beer. Can't have them anymore since I'm low carb now....
Posted by: lin-duh at April 26, 2019 11:32 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:33 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:33 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 26, 2019 11:32 PM (zr7YS
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I've got my nickel on "freshly butchered vegan."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 11:34 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
Yep. "Tintin gets back safely after constructive dialogue with respected multicultural partners" never quite happened.
Posted by: Miklos, acquisition editor at April 26, 2019 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosda at April 26, 2019 11:34 PM (kyrJr)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:34 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 26, 2019 11:35 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:35 PM (XAYDB)
Except for the Jets.
Posted by: logprof
I feel your pain.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Penguins fan at April 26, 2019 11:36 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Miklos, be there in summer at April 26, 2019 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, with Popeye's Spicy at April 26, 2019 11:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Braenyard - US should impose 12 mile extra-territorial jurisdiction at the Mexican border at April 26, 2019 11:38 PM (+ys2G)
I thought the most Florida of all Florida men were from the panhandle?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Pasco County is in Central Florida, just north of Tampa. So no, Florida Man is all over the Great State of Florida.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Penguins fan at April 26, 2019 11:40 PM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at April 26, 2019 11:40 PM (IKtL/)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Mark Meadows is mine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2019 11:40 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: trapper's girl at April 26, 2019 11:40 PM (AN9Ri)
Posted by: Weirddave - Flames fan at April 26, 2019 11:40 PM (hLE76)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2019 11:42 PM (oHKZG)
Yeah, in that one, even the enemy factions couldn't get along:
"Felcher of pomegranates!" "Handshaker of Jews!!"
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 26, 2019 11:42 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:43 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Adriane the Folk Song Critc ... at April 26, 2019 11:43 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Mark Meadows is mine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
"You Lie!"
-the reason my congressman will be around longer than Strom
Posted by: Miklos, hey Joe at April 26, 2019 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2019 11:43 PM (oHKZG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 26, 2019 11:43 PM (0bu2O)
The Musical Van Zant's, Ronnie, Donnie, and Johnny, are (or were) all Florida Men.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Near Jacksonville, I think. (Starke, maybe?). I was stationed in Tampa for 4 years. Did a few war games at a National Guard base up near Starke (Camp Blanding).
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Penguins fan at April 26, 2019 11:43 PM (HCqAo)
Avs have been able to come back in 3rd periods the last month or so. Looks like they'll need another.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:43 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:43 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Or?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 26, 2019 11:44 PM (gkstg)
Cry me a river.
Posted by: Weirddave - Flames fan at April 26, 2019 11:40 PM (hLE76)
--[Nelson Muntz laugh]
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:45 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Adriane the Folk Song Critc ... at April 26, 2019 11:46 PM (LPnfS)
The Musical Van Zant's, Ronnie, Donnie, and Johnny, are (or were) all Florida Men.
Posted by: publius
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On the other hand: Townes Van Zandt was born in Fort Worth into a wealthy family, Van Zandt was a third-great-grandson of Isaac Van Zandt (a prominent leader of the Republic of Texas) and a second great-nephew of Khleber Miller Van Zandt (a major in the Confederate army and one of the founders of Fort Worth). Van Zandt County in east Texas was named after his family in 1848.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 26, 2019 11:46 PM (xSo9G)
"florida man contracts flesh-eating bacteria while fishing in the gulf of mexico"
another good reason to never go outside.
(i came here to drop this non-sequitur, not knowing the subject of this ont - thus it is not a non-sequitur anymore. but happy happenstance!)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 26, 2019 11:47 PM (Pg+x7)
Infinity War = Winter Soldier
Endgame = Captain America: Civil War
Posted by: Max Power at April 26, 2019 11:48 PM (QCc6B)
Hot, hot, hot !
Temperature not party, though ...
Posted by: Adriane the Folk Song Critc ... at April 26, 2019 11:49 PM (LPnfS)
Just had that in the store last week. Asset Management just started following him around the store and finally, after trying to hide behind a support pillar thinking it made him invisible - nope-, he finally started to unload all the meats in his pants.
Shoplifting at Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 11:49 PM (Lbmro)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 26, 2019 11:47 PM (Pg+x7)
Did they say how he contracted the bacteria? Jabbed by a fish spine, maybe? Or a dirty fishhook?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 11:49 PM (TfwlC)
At this point, you wonder why any sensible fish would go anywhere near Florida Man
Posted by: Miklos, is Piltdown a place in Florida? at April 26, 2019 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 26, 2019 11:50 PM (Pg+x7)
That's not a great name for a storm, is it?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 26, 2019 11:51 PM (CLcKT)
Shoplifting at Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 11:49 PM (Lbmro)
"Damn! We sold one more bratwurst than we had in stock. How the hell did that happen?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 11:51 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 26, 2019 11:51 PM (oHKZG)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 26, 2019 11:52 PM (0bu2O)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Mark Meadows is mine.
Mark Meadows.... he is a Florida man.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 26, 2019 11:52 PM (lD3vL)
Just had that in the store last week. Asset Management just started following him around the store and finally, after trying to hide behind a support pillar thinking it made him invisible - nope-, he finally started to unload all the meats in his pants.
Shoplifting at Wal-Mart.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 11:49 PM (Lbmro)
--Resident of Sunnyvale Trailer Park?
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:52 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Huh.
I thought "We Have the Meats" was a copyrighted Arby's thing.
Scofflaw.
Posted by: Miklos, Intellectual Owner of Property at April 26, 2019 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 26, 2019 11:53 PM (t6MX/)
On my short list.
A little language barrier on my part.
Not insurmountable.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 26, 2019 11:53 PM (w7KSn)
i only read the headline. i'm not really a fully fledged content reader.
but the article is still up last i looked about 5 minutes ago.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 26, 2019 11:53 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Quilp at April 26, 2019 11:53 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 26, 2019 11:51 PM (CLcKT)
It's a two-spirited storm. It sucks and it blows.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 11:53 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Lahey at April 26, 2019 11:54 PM (gkstg)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:54 PM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
His solo bass guitar version of the Star Spangled Banner in a Confederate Speedo during Hurricane Florence is awesome.
Posted by: Miklos, in the land of cotton, as it happens at April 26, 2019 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
He signed it right there on the stage during his speech NRA.
Posted by: Braenyard - US should impose 12 mile extra-territorial jurisdiction at the Mexican border at April 26, 2019 11:58 PM (+ys2G)
Help me stop them please.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 26, 2019 11:58 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2019 12:00 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2019 12:00 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 10:06 PM
That would describe all of his standup shows.
What I didn't know until recently is that in 1977 NBC premiered "The Richard Pryor Show". Opposite "Happy Days" and "Laverne and Shirley". It lasted four episodes
It had this hilarious spoof: "... And The Pips":
https://youtu.be/LdN27HzoyO4
Posted by: Chuck C at April 27, 2019 12:01 AM (zCabI)
Not insurmountable.
Posted by: navybrat
The Hungarian According to Miklos course requires 3 minutes, including drinking time.
Ok, maybe an hour.
Posted by: Miklos, accredited professor of Magyar as commonly spoken in pubs at April 27, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2019 12:01 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Jameis Winston at April 27, 2019 12:01 AM (XAYDB)
One of the most useful Thai phrase to learn, for those embarking on the "gentlemen's cultural immersion tours" is
"Khun ben gateoy chamois?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snifFWaxUkQ
Translation: "Are you a ladyboy?"
It's hard for roundeyes to tell the difference.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
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They're referred to as Katoey's brother and it's not that hard to spot but then again I've been to Thailand more times than I can remember. But it wasn't until my first marriage dissolved and I decided to make the best of thirty days leave in two adult playgrounds (Philippines & Thailand) and nearly went broke and died of exhaustion. Many stories to tell; some unbelievable, some interesting, some sad, but stories none the less. LOL.
Thanks the Lord & Buddha that my current Thai wife and I crossed paths when working together (she corporate, me client working customs on a military exercise) more than eight years ago. She was (and still is) my sounding board, counselor, and Drill Instructor who helped me straighten up and get my shit back together into one bag. Married nearly seven years this August.
We reside in southern Indiana at the moment but still have a condo in Bangkok and in-laws spread throughout Phuket, Pngang Nga, Chain Mai, and other rural areas.. best thing that ever happen to me. I'd probably be in a ditch somewhere in SE Asia if it weren't for her.
And she is a naturalized citizen who is a super 45 fan. She says she can see how much he loves this country and the Gimmedats and NTers who don't support him don't support this country and they can all die in a fire. Brings a tear to my eye...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 27, 2019 12:02 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 12:03 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Bond villain Dr. Miklos at April 27, 2019 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Help me stop them please.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 26, 2019 11:58 PM (+dsLj)
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My condolences.
I tried to stop mine, but being in Iraq at the time, it was futile.
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2019 12:03 AM (RU4sa)
Help me stop them please.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at April 26, 2019 11:58 PM (+dsLj)
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They may want to look at Tennessee. Also no income tax, but better property taxes.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 27, 2019 12:03 AM (ffYR/)
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That's an interesting place to be, I mean by contrast.
Bloomington area?
Great story, by the way.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2019 12:05 AM (xSo9G)
Ok, maybe an hour.
Posted by: Miklos, accredited professor of Magyar as commonly spoken
I think I took that course in conjunction with the Palpatine Russian Language course. All I remember is my liver filing a retraining order.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 27, 2019 12:05 AM (gkstg)
It's hard for roundeyes to tell the difference.
Posted by: publius,
Well, I have never heard the question.
Oh, that one time in Florida.....
Posted by: Miklos, still liking tiki bars at April 27, 2019 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2019 12:05 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Adriane the Folk Song Critc ... at April 27, 2019 12:06 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:54 PM (XAYDB)
Off-topic games? Are they breaking out the backgammon boards between periods?
Evenin' Horde.
Posted by: Average Guy at April 27, 2019 12:06 AM (LMcFk)
I always wanted a Ronnie Van Zant hat. Donnie wears 'em too. Maybe Johnny as well.
I looked that up one time, and IIRC it's called "The Gambler". And the ones I found were quite expensive.
Oh, Miley just noted that Florida Man always seem to be shirtless.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2019 12:06 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I'm wondering if they were at the NRA convention.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2019 12:07 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 27, 2019 12:08 AM (Lbmro)
Posted by: Max Power at April 27, 2019 12:08 AM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
At your service, Sir.
*drinks are to be ordered and paid for at the bar-NO TABLE SERVICE!*
Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of all noble Magyar peoples at April 27, 2019 12:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Penguins fan at April 27, 2019 12:08 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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I'm wondering if they were at the NRA convention.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2019 12:07 AM (xSo9G)
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Dunno. They probably would have done live location broadcasts if this was the reason.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 27, 2019 12:09 AM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2019 12:05 AM (5aX2M)
--Yeah, Tammy Bruce subbed for Tucker last night, and for Sean tonight.
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 12:09 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2019 12:09 AM (zr7YS)
The original Captain Marvel... you know, the Shazam guy (Shazam! In theatres now!)... he was actually modelled after Fred MacMurray! That's why he has those squinty eyes and thick eyebrows in the comics.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 27, 2019 12:09 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Fritz at April 27, 2019 12:11 AM (LuPts)
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That's an interesting place to be, I mean by contrast.
Bloomington area?
Great story, by the way.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Thanks Mike n Max..
And Jeffersonville area.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 27, 2019 12:13 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 27, 2019 12:14 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Max Power at April 27, 2019 12:08 AM (QCc6B)
Don't take NALSAMLAM if you are allergic to NALSAMLAM or any of its ingredients.
Stop taking NALSAMLAM if dizziness, projectile vomiting, bleeding from the ears, or the urge to fornicate with toaster ovens occurs.
Talk to your doctor before starting NALSAMLAM.
Posted by: Average Guy at April 27, 2019 12:14 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 27, 2019 12:15 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 27, 2019 12:15 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen
How do they feel about very large bugs?
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2019 12:16 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 27, 2019 12:16 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 12:17 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2019 12:17 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2019 12:17 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM
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*strains brain*
Is that over towards New Albany? Been years and years, can't recall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2019 12:17 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 27, 2019 12:18 AM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2019 12:18 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 27, 2019 12:18 AM (wSC8T)
I always wondered if it were just an acclimation thing. That is the natives can easily tell the difference, and us outsiders could too once we got familiar with them.
This is all at the root of the "they all look alike" thing, denounced as racist. All us Roundeyes look alike to others, too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2019 12:19 AM (f1Vqw)
I took a few days off from work, and as my mind cleared of workplace clutter and distraction, I
began to fully comprehend how critical it is that we never have Democrats in charge of the government again.
If these creeps get back in the driver's seat, they will be coming after all of us with no restraint whatsoever, to settle things once and for all. Millions will rebel against it. There will be blood.
Their endgame is, more or less, genocide. There must be no more Democrat control. Never.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2019 12:20 AM (t5m5e)
"murder she wrote" is on (my fav late night televisor wall paper) and bill maher appears (he did two) and i got to thinking, "jackie mason was pissed because maher stole the title of his first tv show, "politically incorrect" from his stage show. anywhooz, i go to imdb, look up mason, and guess what? mr. ny brooklyn borscht belt was born in...
sheboygan, wisconsin.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 27, 2019 12:22 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 27, 2019 12:22 AM (wSC8T)
Yes, they're Jets homers but help me learn about the game and the league.
http://illegalcurve.com/category/podcast/
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 12:23 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 12:25 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 27, 2019 12:20 AM (t5m5e)
I agree, but how do we do that without genocide?
Many of the people I know who vote Dem actually do not hold any Dem values. They completely ignore what is obvious about Dem policies and keep voting Dem. They are convinced that Repub is bad, so they vote Dem because they are decent people.
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2019 12:25 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Ripley at April 27, 2019 12:25 AM (NbRJx)
sheboygan, wisconsin.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 27, 2019 12:22 AM (Pg+x7)
--Maher, or Mason???
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 12:26 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 27, 2019 12:27 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 27, 2019 12:28 AM (Pg+x7)
But you've gotta admit, it does sound like a name some pharma co. pulls out of a hat or generates using a ouiji board.
Posted by: Average Guy at April 27, 2019 12:28 AM (LMcFk)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 27, 2019 12:13 AM (+ldAm)
Jeff!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2019 12:28 AM (oHKZG)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 27, 2019 12:29 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 27, 2019 12:29 AM (Lqy/e)
....
Half-backs.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2019 12:29 AM (zr7YS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2019 12:30 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2019 12:17 AM (RU4sa)
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Got your email, thank you. This Monday is my issue. Anything you could do would be appreciated.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 27, 2019 12:30 AM (ffYR/)
I erred. It's not the "gambler" hat. Well, it's a variation of it dubbed the "Hi-Roller". See Texas Hatters. These are $800 range hats.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2019 12:31 AM (f1Vqw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZquUWSsWoac with his signature selection:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUbderIzdY0
Posted by: Braenyard - US should impose 12 mile extra-territorial jurisdiction at the Mexican border at April 27, 2019 12:31 AM (+ys2G)
Had Levin replay on radio while reloading, Trump phoned into his show, too. Can't get over how different it is to have a non-Beltway, non-lawyer, non-career politician - yeah he often talks like the brash NYC business promoter he is, but he speaks clearly and directly. His imprecision or word-salad tendencies are vastly outweighed by his directness.
The animus - sometimes verging on hysterical - so many have for him is one more factor rendering so many people alien and unsympathetic creatures for me. Of course it's key that their animus is entirely baseless, and they couldn't come up with even a semi-serious, real, practical argument to justify it, to save their lives. Just soft- and empty-headed, unreasoning, tribal, ignorant, bigoted, manipulated, misinformed drones. And this is the "educated" ones. Others, even worse.
Signing the document on-stage at the NRA meeting to formalize US withdrawal from the UN small arms treaty sort of defies description for artful political showmanship.
Seems he and Abe of Japan really it off from the start. Abe was first foreign leader to visit, and be a guest at Mar a Lago. And tonight the Abes were guests for Melania's b-day dinner. Saw that Trump might attend a sumo match on his next visit to Japan. Yes!
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2019 12:31 AM (QDnY+)
* chugs end of too-warm beer *
I accidentally went to Florida once, last millennium. I mostly remember large cockroaches.
&
Mrs NALNAMSAM sounds like a blessing.
* stumbles out the door *
Posted by: mindful webworker - *crash* *clang* I'mmm alll right! I'mm alllll right! at April 27, 2019 12:31 AM (fBape)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2019 12:31 AM (zr7YS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 27, 2019 12:05 AM (5aX2M)
--Yeah, Tammy Bruce subbed for Tucker last night, and for Sean tonight.
Posted by: logprof
NRA Convention
Posted by: Jean at April 27, 2019 12:31 AM (25Dt7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 27, 2019 12:18 AM (wSC8T)
Hello, PW. Long time, no see. How is the new home working out for you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2019 12:33 AM (TfwlC)
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 12:33 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 27, 2019 12:35 AM (Lqy/e)
Texas Hatters makes several variations of the Hi-Roller. They have Ronnie, Donnie, and Jimmie Van Zant editions, but no Johnny (why not Johnnie?)
Maybe I should start a GoFundMe.....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2019 12:35 AM (f1Vqw)
-Posted by: Average Guy at April 27, 2019 12:28 AM (LMcFk)
I think there is no need for an apology. I found it quite amusing.
Posted by: Some Guy on the Internet at April 27, 2019 12:36 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2019 12:31 AM (QDnY+)
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Hope he realizes he's too old to get in the ring again.
Posted by: Braenyard - US should impose 12 mile extra-territorial jurisdiction at the Mexican border at April 27, 2019 12:37 AM (+ys2G)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at A
you mean there is more than one whorehouse in colorado?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 12:40 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 26, 2019 11:22 PM (f1Vqw)
You'd think the penis would be a dead giveaway.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 27, 2019 12:40 AM (IGYfK)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 12:40 AM (MTjB1)
I do hope we get to meet you tomorrow.
Posted by: Emmie at April 27, 2019 12:40 AM (4HMW8)
Big, big deal.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2019 12:41 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2019 12:41 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at April 27, 2019 12:43 AM (CLcKT)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2019 12:44 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2019 12:46 AM (QDnY+)
Dabo Sweeney, Clemson head football coach, is not the highest paid college coach (whether that is all time, or just current, I don't know).
He's a got a $93M contract for 10 years. And he got a $600K bonus for winning the national championship.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2019 12:48 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2019 12:48 AM (f1Vqw)
A nice bit of pocket money.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2019 12:49 AM (oHKZG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2019 12:50 AM (oHKZG)
Related, feel badly for any UVA roundball players who wanted to go to the WH. I assume some must have. Country is so, so, so degraded by the idiocy and hate of a segment of the populace and most of the elite institutions.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2019 12:51 AM (QDnY+)
According to the report, there was some penalty clause if he tried to return to Alabama.
Seems like they are trying to disincentivize any attempt by Alabama to get their boy back.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2019 12:52 AM (f1Vqw)
Dabo has reached god status locally. He has surpassed Danny Ford in the pantheon of football gods.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2019 12:54 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 27, 2019 12:54 AM (w7KSn)
Scary Moment at NRA Convention as Cell Phone, Other Projectiles Launched at Trump as He Takes the Stage
https://tinyurl.com/y3rqq6oy
I guess it could be a Samsung and burst into flame.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2019 12:54 AM (oHKZG)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 27, 2019 12:54 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 27, 2019 12:55 AM (5fSr7)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 27, 2019 12:54 AM (w7KSn)
She might have smothered him with her boobs!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2019 12:56 AM (oHKZG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 27, 2019 12:50 AM (oHKZG)
Let me set you up with the best table.
Posted by: Quark at April 27, 2019 12:56 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: logprof at April 26, 2019 11:54 PM (XAYDB)
I don't know about hockey, but in baseball the 1980 NLCS playoffs between the Phillies and Astros was epic. A best of 5 series, and games 2, 3, 4, and 5 all went extra innings. I'm still shaking.
Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2019 12:57 AM (sdi6R)
I watch Blues playoff games on NBCSN, because I have no choice...
BUT... I turn the sound down all the way & listen to our beloved local TV guys John Kelly & Darren Pang on my transistor radio.
Panger is a hoot. I hate some of the national network numbnutz so much, I sometimes go out in the garage & listen to the radio broadcast in my parked car.
Now, that there is some serious HATE.
Posted by: mnw at April 27, 2019 12:57 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at A
well, "threat" in the sense that he was blowing his partner and did not want the competition from her. he wanted the whole load and did not want to share.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 12:57 AM (MTjB1)
The terms are it will cost Dabo $4M cash to get out of the contract until the end of 2020. However, if he goes to Alabama, it will cost him $6M. There is then a sliding buyout scale until the end of the 10 years, with Alabama always costing more.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2019 12:57 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2019 12:51 AM (QDnY+)
--?
Details?
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 12:58 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2019 01:00 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid
________
Louis XIV seemed to find the right balance.
Posted by: FireHorse at April 27, 2019 01:02 AM (ta49A)
The prosecutors are a disgrace to the profession! They don't have a CLUE! The jurors' body language has been terrible for the state.
The def, who is guilty as hell, is gonna walk.
Book it. It's amateur night in the Land of 10000 Lakes.
Competence. If u don't have any, buy somebody who does.
Posted by: mnw at April 27, 2019 01:02 AM (Cssks)
-Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2019 12:57 AM (sdi6R)
*waves*
Posted by: 1986 ALCS, NLCS and World Series at April 27, 2019 01:02 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2019 12:57 AM (sdi6R)
--I still vividly recall that Red Sox-Dodgers game on a Friday night last autumn. I stirred and got out of bed at around 1:00 A.M. (Mountain Time!!) to see who won, but the game was still going!!!
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 01:02 AM (XAYDB)
The prosecutors are a disgrace to the profession! They don't have a CLUE! The jurors' body language has been terrible for the state.
The def, who is guilty as hell, is gonna walk.
Book it. It's amateur night in the Land of 10000 Lakes.
Competence. If u don't have any, buy somebody who does.
Posted by: mnw at A
lol, you would be longing for the mn of yore, the mn before franken stole the senate.
they are trying to throw the trial. everyone wins if he gets away with this.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:04 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:04 AM (MTjB1)
--Love the Winnipeg Jets homers. One used to call the Goldeyes (WPG unaffiliated minor league baseball team) games.
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 01:05 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 27, 2019 01:06 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:06 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 27, 2019 01:00 AM (QDnY+)
--I detect a whiff of SJW/BLM scat.
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 01:07 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Garak Tailor at April 27, 2019 01:07 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2019 01:08 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius
I will believe that when the name "Dabo" surpasses "Danny" in South Carolina boy baby names.
Posted by: Miklos, IPTAY when "T" meant 20 at April 27, 2019 01:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 01:09 AM (XAYDB)
they are trying to throw the trial. everyone wins if he gets away with this."
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:04 AM (MTjB1)
You mean the only state that went for Mondale back in 1984? *that* Minnesota of "yore"?
Posted by: We Remember... at April 27, 2019 01:09 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:09 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at April 27, 2019 12:55 AM (5fSr7)
Florida man is very mortal, I know first hand.
Posted by: Florida Man's Dog, Drunkely Driving Florida Man's Burning Truck at April 27, 2019 01:10 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: yankeefifth
Yep. The loser has already lost.
Posted by: Miklos, rather fond of Ozzies at April 27, 2019 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:09 AM (MTjB1)
--and had a big ball of twine.
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 01:10 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 01:05 AM
Yeah, the Goldeyes beat us most times. They're good on a regular annual basis.
Posted by: Wichita Wingnuts at April 27, 2019 01:10 AM (eNHDE)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:04 AM (MTjB1)
You mean the Minnesota that elected me?
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at April 27, 2019 01:12 AM (tVQUs)
Yeah, the Goldeyes beat us most times. They're good on a regular annual basis.
Posted by: Wichita Wingnuts at April 27, 2019 01:10 AM (eNHDE)
--Y'all won the league a couple of times recently.
Oh, and y'all have one of my favorite all-time nicknames.
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 01:13 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: logprof
The World's Biggest!
Sadly, the Alamo still has no basement.
Posted by: Miklos, planning a road trip at April 27, 2019 01:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Night Horde.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 27, 2019 01:13 AM (gkstg)
Posted by: We Remember... at A
that has nothing to do with my comment.
voting for mondale was because he was their hometown boy. the difference between voting mondale and voting franken is politics vs corruption.
mondale won fair and square. franken stole the election after it was over and state employees helped him do so.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:13 AM (MTjB1)
-Posted by: Florida Man's Dog, Drunkely Driving Florida Man's Burning Truck at April 27, 2019 01:10 AM (tVQUs)
Please donate so that we may never see another drunken dog behind the wheel of a burning Florida Man's truck.
Only you can prevent drunken Forest Fires.
Posted by: ASPCA at April 27, 2019 01:13 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:14 AM (MTjB1)
Night Horde.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at April 27, 2019 01:13 AM (gkstg)
--[Beavis and Butt-Head laugh]
You dumbass!
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 01:14 AM (XAYDB)
1) Never bore the God damn jury!!! You are directing a little stage production, for the love of our Dear Lord & Savior Jesus Christ!! Don't u f'n KNOW that??? Hit hard!; hit fast!; get on!; & then get off the gd stage!
2) (I forgot the other 9 Commandments. Sorry.)
Posted by: mnw at April 27, 2019 01:15 AM (Cssks)
Night Horde.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
In the Peoples' Socialist Republic of Hungary, it was called szocmunka.
Mandatory voluntary Saturdays.
Posted by: Miklos, no misty water colored memories at April 27, 2019 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at A
that, again misses the point. electing some idiot is embarrassing.
letting franken steal the seat was corrupt.
we getting somewhere here?
electing idiots is an inherent difficulty, corruption is something altogether different.
forever minnesota was known as a state with clean, efficient governance, not now.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:17 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:18 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Jesse Ventura at April 27, 2019 01:12
Yes! Those batshit crazy liberal Lutheran Social Services members that decided sponsoring Somali Muslims was a great way to make money and transform the country.
F'ng Lutherans, doncha' know.
Posted by: Wichita Wingnuts at April 27, 2019 01:18 AM (eNHDE)
I figured you, of all people, would understand the snark and sarcasm without the /S-tag.
Perhaps I was too stark in my commentary. Perhaps I failed to deliver the accordingly appropriate preface and clincher to the aforementioned joke.
I fault only myself. I will return. Better, faster, stronger than before...
...to be continued.
Posted by: Silly Commentor at April 27, 2019 01:19 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Silly Commentor
If this isn't the place to do jokes wrong, I don't want to be right!
Posted by: Miklos, no joke at April 27, 2019 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Trump: "I am a young and vibrant man. All of my opponents make me look young."
I love this guy. Things like that make his enemies' heads explode.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 27, 2019 01:22 AM (f1Vqw)
Perhaps I was too stark in my commentary. Perhaps I failed to deliver the accordingly appropriate preface and clincher to the aforementioned joke.
I fault only myself. I will return. Better, faster, stronger than before...
...to be continued.
Posted by: Silly Commentor at A
now, listen, just because I am grumpy does not mean you need to go and start adding sarc tags!
everything is good.
have been going around with some deficient who does not object to lying unless it is a Trump lie on another blog so might have been to grumpy with you.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:22 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Miklos, awareness raiser at April 27, 2019 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)
F'ng Lutherans, doncha' know.
Posted by: Wichita Wingnuts at A
electing jesse and somalis had nothing in common.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:23 AM (MTjB1)
WooHoo, workweek is over (for many of us...)
Can I get
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2019 01:23 AM (gP/Z3)
In the Peoples' Socialist Republic of Hungary, it was called szocmunka.
Mandatory voluntary Saturdays.
Posted by: Miklos, no misty water colored memories
Colin Powell was a proponent of "mandatory volunteerism" for high school students.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 27, 2019 01:23 AM (aKsyK)
I can not endorse your prediction that my beloved Blues go to the next round.
They really didn't play a very good game in Game 1, & Coach Berube pretty much told them that. They got a softie goal #1 from Fabbri. A playoff team has to be good AND lucky, & the Bluz were lucky. Their Game 1 victory is not replicable.
Posted by: mnw at April 27, 2019 01:24 AM (Cssks)
I love this guy. Things like that make his enemies' heads explode.
Posted by: publius
Reagan-"I won't hold my opponent's youth and inexperience against him".
Posted by: Miklos, one for the ages at April 27, 2019 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
even my parents liberal friends, some of whom have recently held statewide elected office bitch and moan about the somalis.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:25 AM (MTjB1)
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"I will not hold my opponent's youth and inexperience against him" - RR
Posted by: Wichita Wingnuts at April 27, 2019 01:26 AM (eNHDE)
You know I know that you know that I know what you were trying to say, Y5.
...that's why I take it in stride.
I HATE the word "offended" and I avoid that "feeling", lest someone insult my very Mother and given the chance to apologize, insults her again.
Then It Is War.
(I'm socking because I don't want to be here and was surreptitiously disguising my sleeplessness.)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 01:28 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: mnw at April 27, 2019 01:24 AM (Cssks)
--Dallas is probably the best team defensively left in the field. I'll be happy with more of the same.
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 01:28 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
Heh. It seems young women will have to start registering for Selective Service, or lose student financial aid or any opportunity for Federal employment.
Posted by: Miklos, sauce for the goose at April 27, 2019 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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Amy Carter? Oh, wait...'hottest', never mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2019 01:28 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:23 AM
===
Minnesotans.
Uffda.
Posted by: Wichita Wingnuts at April 27, 2019 01:29 AM (eNHDE)
The woman was shot to death. Not in dispute.
The prosecutors called FIVE expert blood witnesses. To prove...WHAT???
Posted by: mnw at April 27, 2019 01:29 AM (Cssks)
-Posted by: Miklos, no joke at April 27, 2019 01:21 AM (QzkSJ)
^This Freaking Guy^
*Mock-Bowing*
I'm not worthy!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 01:31 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 27, 2019 01:32 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton-Manning at April 27, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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If I get to direct the activities, I could live with it.
Kudzu eradication would be a starter, pot hole filling, riding the back of garbage trucks, things like that.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2019 01:32 AM (CDGwz)
Their annual from C. Estes Kefauver High was great. The Kangaroos, IIRC.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 10:45 PM (HaL55)
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O.C. and Stiggs
#Boom!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2019 01:33 AM (ER1jH)
Like, duh.
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton-Bradley Manning at April 27, 2019 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)
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FTFY!
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2019 01:34 AM (ER1jH)
...that's why I take it in stride.
I HATE the word "offended" and I avoid that "feeling", lest someone insult my very Mother and given the chance to apologize, insults her again.
Then It Is War.
(I'm socking because I don't want to be here and was surreptitiously disguising my sleeplessness.)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at A
we be good
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:34 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: logprof at April 27, 2019 01:35 AM (XAYDB)
Posted by: Yortuk, Georg, and Miklos Festrunk, some Wild and Crazy Guys at April 27, 2019 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mnw at April 27, 2019 01:36 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2019 01:37 AM (ER1jH)
registering for Selective Service, or lose student financial aid or any
opportunity for Federal employment.
Posted by: Miklos, sauce for the goose
I've said to friends (for a looong time!) that 'Feminism' will bite us women in the ass...
and there it is.
Ya really want it, honey? Okay, here it is -- good and hard.
Good.
And.
Hard.
Can't just marry, be faithful, raise your children and live a decent home life anymore.
(Thanks a lot, bishes.)
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2019 01:41 AM (gP/Z3)
registering for Selective Service, or lose student financial aid or any
opportunity for Federal employment.
---
*laughs*
Did my time.
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2019 01:42 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
"If I get to direct the activities, I could live with it.
Kudzu eradication would be a starter, pot hole filling, riding the back of garbage trucks, things like that."
-Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 27, 2019 01:32 AM (CDGwz)
This is a battlefield, in-and-of itself. Maybe I could run for Local office and surreptitiously slide Christian values into the mix.
No churches at first, but volunteering and donations (tithing) for the elderly and Know Your Neighbor projects. ...Things churches would do.
*shrugs*
...what have I got to lose? My life?!? -HaHaHah!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 01:43 AM (Ckg4U)
even my parents liberal friends, some of whom have recently held statewide elected office bitch and moan about the somalis.
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that's what they get for voting for Obola.
although i have to
at the idea of camel humping head bangers having to live through the same Minnesota winter my dad fled when he was a kid is giggle inducing.
the down side is developing Snow Jihadis.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2019 01:43 AM (ER1jH)
Posted by: redc1c4
If your mag is full of text, I hope it's at least 7.65 font.
Posted by: Miklos, just checkin' at April 27, 2019 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)
-Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:34 AM (MTjB1)
Fuck yeah, we are. I "get it".
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 01:44 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2019 01:44 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2019 01:43 AM (ER1jH)
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A future Disney movie, coming soon to a theater near you!
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2019 01:45 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Miklos, holistic alternative apothecary at April 27, 2019 01:47 AM (QzkSJ)
...and you know where I stand in that department. *HAH!*
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 01:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 01:49 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2019 01:50 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at A
SMH!!
would be better if done by syfy.
snowhadinado!
blizzardhadi!
frozengoatfunevermind!
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:50 AM (MTjB1)
Continuing prayers for you and your parents -- it's SO good of you to care for them.
Was unable to care (well enough!) for just my Dad, so my hat's off to you... Double Trouble?!!!
Hope you're doin' alright...
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2019 01:51 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2019 01:51 AM (RU4sa)
No coolers or Christianity, please.
Posted by: Lutheran Outreach and Federal Funding Services at April 27, 2019 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at A
thanks for getting that.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 27, 2019 01:54 AM (MTjB1)
*then looks at hand*
-Posted by: Yortuk, Georg, and Miklos Festrunk, some Wild and Crazy Guys at April 27, 2019 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Maybe we hang and find some Wild American Foxes? Not minding your hand, Soul Brother, that is simply American mayonnaise from that Soul Diner called "Arby's"!
There is Dial Soap and Lava Soap with the Pumice in the Running-Water American Bathroom!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 01:54 AM (Ckg4U)
No coolers or Christianity, please.
Posted by: Lutheran Outreach and Federal Funding Services at April 27, 2019 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Are somalis good bait for muskies?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2019 01:55 AM (TfwlC)
It is a staple in the culinarily eclectic Molnar household.
Posted by: Miklos Outreach and Federal Funding Services at April 27, 2019 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2019 01:59 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Miklos inside the fort at Omdurman with Chinese Gordon at April 27, 2019 02:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Thank you, JQ. They were very local and now they are very local, so I get to interact with them daily.
Here's where finding the blessing comes in handy... Since I lost the contract to buy the business I was dealing with, I've got all day to spent with them.
*cough* Good and Bad... lol.
...but I can look after their care nearly 24/7 and diffuse the absolute craziness that started well-before their diagnoses.
I used to avoid it with extreme prejudice, but God is slowly beating patience into me by Honoring my Mother and my Father.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 02:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miklos from State Farm at April 27, 2019 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 27, 2019 02:06 AM (TfwlC)
https://tinyurl.com/y3sopqlz
-Posted by: SMH at April 27, 2019 01:59 AM (RU4sa)
Rainbows and Skittles will ruin the Tru-Kote. I hear they also etch glass, giving it a "permanent rainbow" effect.
I hope they collected the Horn. Those go for about seven-grand on EBay.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 02:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 02:09 AM (Ckg4U)
Likely while also enjoying some meth or crack or weed or vodka or all of the above
But nonetheless a bright sunny morning just screams pancakes in the street to me
And I'm not from FL
I'm from CA.
So there.
Posted by: keena at April 27, 2019 02:17 AM (RiTnx)
Bless you for honoring your folks!
Your parents must feel so loved (if they're still 'aware'?) and proud of you.
Good night and take care!
Posted by: JQ at April 27, 2019 02:20 AM (gP/Z3)
Likely while also enjoying some meth or crack or weed or vodka or all of the above
But nonetheless a bright sunny morning just screams pancakes in the street to me
And I'm not from FL
I'm from CA.
So there."
-Posted by: keena at April 27, 2019 02:17 AM (RiTnx)
"I agree"
-Slapweasel
...and 'X' gets the square!
Posted by: Peter Marshall at April 27, 2019 02:22 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 02:23 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Paul Lynde at April 27, 2019 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)
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I just bought 7 tamales for $10 from the tamale guy who sells out of the back of his truck in the Walmart parking lot. I hear that not having to pass any sanitation inspections saves on overhead.
Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at April 27, 2019 02:25 AM (4CGlD)
Posted by: keena at April 27, 2019 02:25 AM (RiTnx)
Good evening
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 02:28 AM (IDhUW)
*giggles*
-Posted by: Paul Lynde at April 27, 2019 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)
He only wants the syrup.
Posted by: Jaye P. Morgan at April 27, 2019 02:29 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: keena at April 27, 2019 02:25 AM (RiTnx)
It's a Date!
...maybe a small raisin.
Who dries these fruits?
...Paul? You're in Hollywood. A little help?
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 02:32 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: keena at April 27, 2019 02:33 AM (RiTnx)
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I just bought 7 tamales for $10 from the tamale guy who sells out of the back of his truck in the Walmart parking lot. I hear that not having to pass any sanitation inspections saves on overhead.
Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at April 27, 2019 02:25 AM (4CGlD)
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I didn't know Arby's sold gyros.
And I bet those will be good tamales. Just hearing that story makes me want to travel to Mexico for some street tacos - yum!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 02:33 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: keena at April 27, 2019 02:36 AM (RiTnx)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 02:37 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel,
They plump up when it's steamy!
*giggles and leers*
Posted by: Paul Lynde at April 27, 2019 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)
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I didn't either, and I'm intrigued. I might go buy a ton of them and pack my freezer with tasty little meaty sandwich-substitutes.
Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at April 27, 2019 02:39 AM (nCN7+)
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My two cents: bright sunny morning screams for outdoor dining, the unfortunate people who live in concrete cities will eventually eat in the middle of the street because at least it gets them outdoors, right?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 02:39 AM (IDhUW)
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I just bought 7 tamales for $10 from the tamale guy who sells out of the back of his truck in the Walmart parking lot. I hear that not having to pass any sanitation inspections saves on overhead.
Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone
The secret ingredient for tamale's out of the back of a truck in a Walmart parking lot is tapeworm and human feces.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Penguins fan at April 27, 2019 02:39 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Print out your own ICE ID card and you get a special discount.
Posted by: Miklos, picante, de no en maximo at April 27, 2019 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)
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I didn't either, and I'm intrigued. I might go buy a ton of them and pack my freezer with tasty little meaty sandwich-substitutes.
Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at April 27, 2019 02:39 AM (nCN7+)
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Truth be told, gyros were mentioned, and I had to get up, get out my travel to do list, and add gyros.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 02:43 AM (IDhUW)
*giggles and leers*
-Posted by: Paul Lynde at April 27, 2019 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)
*HAH!* You and those close slacks to show-off the bulge remind me of a couple-a dudes I used to know...
*Imagination Fade*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGv6uo89yMY
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 02:46 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 02:39 AM (IDhUW)
I have a deck ...and a patio. The patio seems right for you.
/Chevy Chase
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 02:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone
The secret ingredient for tamale's out of the back of a truck in a Walmart parking lot is tapeworm and human feces.
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Penguins fan at April 27, 2019 02:39 AM (HCqAo)
Such cynicism
Homemade tamales are amazing. Fresh ground masa, sauce, chicken, wrapped in the corn husk and steamed.
There is also a sweet tamale, can't remember it's name right now, that is just the sweet corn mixture.
Good food!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 02:50 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Print out your own ICE ID card and you get a special discount.
Posted by: Miklos, picante, de no en maximo at April 27, 2019 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)
I imagine in California it would get me the entire cart....I may have to think on this.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 02:52 AM (IDhUW)
/Chevy Chase
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 02:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Movie? SNL?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 02:53 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Penguins fan at April 27, 2019 02:54 AM (HCqAo)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 02:55 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2019 02:55 AM (ER1jH)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2019 02:56 AM (ER1jH)
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Penguins fan at April 27, 2019 02:54 AM (HCqAo)
That movie is referenced fairly frequently. I should probably put it on my to watch list.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 02:56 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 02:58 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at April 27, 2019 02:58 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2019 02:56 AM (ER1jH)
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Sounds great, what can I bring? I'm guessing not Corona?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:00 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 27, 2019 03:00 AM (tVQUs)
-Please stop adding apostrophes to plural words.
-I have no power. I am nowhere on the Heirarchy of COBs. I cannot even chide you without thinking of how it will be received by The Children. ...and the COBs. ...and Ace. ...and some chick from Canada who likes me. ...you wouldn't know her.
I have only the legs upon which I stand. ...and a poorly-crafted keyboard, from which to formulate an argument against unnecessary apostrophes.
I ask for no money. I ask for no formal allegiance. I simply ask that Responsible Individuals find it within themselves to Read and Spread the Gospel of Plurality.
I'll Thank You in Advance for your Consideration.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:01 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 27, 2019 03:00 AM (tVQUs)
Oh Surfperch, I love the fact that the mockingbird can imitate sounds, but I'm sorry it's not letting you sleep.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:02 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:02 AM (IDhUW)
I'd love it too, if it knew better sounds.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 27, 2019 03:04 AM (tVQUs)
Posted' by': AmericanKestrel' at' April' 27, 2019 03:00 AM (IDhUW')
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Boocoo' Negra' Modelo', por' favor'
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2019 03:05 AM (ER1jH)
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We agree!
- Responsible Individuuals' for the Conservation of the Inks'
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:07 AM (IDhUW)
If you want to throw Lesser Reptiles like that in my direction, we can still be Friends. You want to bring a "Fully Trained Alligator" into My House?
You and I are going to have a Real Discussion that goes well-beyond apostrophes, my friend.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:08 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted' by': AmericanKestrel' at' April' 27, 2019 03:00 AM (IDhUW')
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Boocoo' Negra' Modelo', por' favor'
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2019 03:05 AM (ER1jH)
601 Please stop adding apostrophes' to plural words'.
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We agree!
- Responsible Individuuals' for the Conservation of the Inks'
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We tease because we are fond, Slapweasel
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:11 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:11 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:08 AM (Ckg4U)
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pretty sure i saw that discussion on cable a year or 3 back...
22 to the head to save the skin, IIRC.
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2019 03:12 AM (ER1jH)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:13 AM (Ckg4U)
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I first read this as Laser Reptiles' and Lesser Reptiles' is a bit of a let down.
It's when the fully trained gator becomes fully grown that the owner might start questioning her choice of pets'.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:14 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: redc1c4 at April 27, 2019 03:15 AM (ER1jH)
They make Restaurant-Quality boots.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:13 AM (Ckg4U)
But for some reason no one wants to eat them!
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:16 AM (IDhUW)
The exquisite use of the plural apostrophes has not gone unnoticed. I award you twenty Ampersands and use of The Deck for Eight Hours.
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Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:16 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel,
We are expecting American Foxes with Big American Breasts!
*does pointy finger walk/dance*
Actually, Dan Ackroyd and Steve Martin spoke actual Slovak in that bit. Even stranger is that I understood part of it.
Posted by: Miklos from Bratislava (well, been there) at April 27, 2019 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
Posted by: Slapweasel
The Officer of the Deck retains authority regarding rum and the lash.
Posted by: Miklos, Master of the Sextant at April 27, 2019 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)
The exquisite use of the plural apostrophes has not gone unnoticed. I award you twenty Ampersands and use of The Deck for Eight Hours.
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Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:16 AM (Ckg4U)
Sqeeeeee! I'm so excited! Thank you so much! I won't let you down - in fact I will add an apostrophe to every word that ends' in s'. that's' double plus' even better, right?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:21 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Speak, bitte, to mein person chef.
Posted by: Gen. von Paulus at April 27, 2019 03:22 AM (QzkSJ)
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Posted by: Slapweasel
The Officer of the Deck retains authority regarding rum and the lash.
Posted by: Miklos, Master of the Sextant at April 27, 2019 03:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Wait!... What!?! I take it back I just don't think I'm ready for that kind of responsibility. Things' could get out of hand way too quickly my friends'
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:25 AM (IDhUW)
-Posted by: Miklos from Bratislava (well, been there) at April 27, 2019 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Ackroyd had it down better than Martin. He must have grown-up in a Slovakian household. My Great Grandmother was a Slovak Jew. I know little of the culture, as I am American and raised that way. *shrugs*
The "funny" part is my Grandparents on the other side were Germans.
I did not know this until twenty years ago, but I have finally figured-out why my Left Hand pulls my Right Hand into the Shower.
*My Old Joke, Re-Used*
...apologies who have to endure that Once-Every-Year.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:25 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Popular Front for the Liberation of Apostrophes at April 27, 2019 03:27 AM (e1mEI)
The Conservative Case for the Grocer's Apostrophe.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, still without pants at April 27, 2019 03:28 AM (NMAzL)
I did not know this until twenty years ago, but I have finally figured-out why my Left Hand pulls my Right Hand into the Shower.
*My Old Joke, Re-Used*
...apologies who have to endure that Once-Every-Year
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*laughs, ponders, saddens, regrets that we have come to a time where humor is no longer an acceptable means to identify irony/wrongs.*
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:32 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos, pouring his last round, I swear at April 27, 2019 03:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Freaking Horde:
-Mocking and Giving the "What-For" since 1993.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:34 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Popular Front for the Liberation of Apostrophes at April 27, 2019 03:27 AM (e1mEI)
lol
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:34 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
No longer for whom?
My Master's thesis in the US was organized around old Communist Europe jokes. I, for one, refuse to not laugh.
Posted by: Miklos, even worse-they're out of bullets! at April 27, 2019 03:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:35 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos, pouring his last round, I swear at April 27, 2019 03:33 AM (QzkSJ)
I think you mean, "What's' this' about plural s's'?"
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:37 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Vic at April 27, 2019 03:38 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Miklos, taking it to the next level at April 27, 2019 03:41 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
No longer for whom?
My Master's thesis in the US was organized around old Communist Europe jokes. I, for one, refuse to not laugh.
Posted by: Miklos, even worse-they're out of bullets! at April 27, 2019 03:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Good question. I guess for the scolds who make the most noise, run the schools, media, and govt. But you are right I/we should not let "them" take away our sense of humor.
That sounds like a thesis that might actually be enjoyable to read.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:41 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos, but stay OFF THE LAWN at April 27, 2019 03:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, taking it to the next level at April 27, 2019 03:41 AM (QzkS
Po tah toes'
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:44 AM (IDhUW)
There are many great examples on this very site, let-alone across the various videos available on the internet.
Yuri Bezmenov is a Quality Example of what the Left is trying to do to Western Civilization. He's a former KGB Propagandist and should be listened to:
One Hour, Twenty-One Minute Run Time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qkf3bajd4
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:44 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:45 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos, who once had a beer with Hrabal at April 27, 2019 03:47 AM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3qkf3bajd4
Thanks Slap, I'll check it out later today.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:47 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos, enjoying bootiful weather in SC at April 27, 2019 03:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Penguins fan at April 27, 2019 03:50 AM (HCqAo)
The other two run two-to-three hours.
As a time-sink, I highly recommend them.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:50 AM (Ckg4U)
Two tshirts I've recently seen on teenagers:
What offends you makes me laugh, that's why I'm happier than you.
And
Did I offend you? ( with a pic, of Deadpool's? shocked face)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:53 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Slapweasel
You're saying there are better uses of our time than this?
Posted by: Miklos, puzzled at April 27, 2019 03:53 AM (QzkSJ)
...not to mention that the guy is just fuckin' funny!
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:53 AM (Ckg4U)
-Posted by: Miklos, puzzled at April 27, 2019 03:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Did I use that incorrectly? That wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:54 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Popular Front for the Liberation of Apostrophes at April 27, 2019 03:56 AM (e1mEI)
Could be.
Not being Catholic myself, I noticed that my friends who tended to take Catholic things least seriously were the ones who went to Catholic school.
Any fixed dogma will be rejected by any normal adolescent.
Posted by: Miklos, guardedly optimistic at April 27, 2019 03:56 AM (QzkSJ)
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again with the restaurant quality! Who eats these things?
Well, maybe Florida Man after putting them inside a microwave inside another microwave
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:57 AM (IDhUW)
-Posted by: Popular Front for the Liberation of Apostrophes at April 27, 2019 03:56 AM (e1mEI)
Play Loose-and-Fast with The Rules and AIDS won't be far behind.
...colloquially.
I refuse to denounce myself.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 03:59 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mating call of the Southern Miklos at April 27, 2019 03:59 AM (QzkSJ)
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Are you going to eat breakfast in the street?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 03:59 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Good question.
Martha and the Vandellas said something about dancing.
I'm easy.
Posted by: Miklos, more a bruncher at April 27, 2019 04:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at April 27, 2019 04:03 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: Popular Front for the Liberation of Apostrophes at April 27, 2019 03:56 AM (e1mEI)
Moron's'!
- As's'ociation Dedicated to the Free Us'e of Apos'trophes' according to xer preference.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:05 AM (IDhUW)
*eyes left*
*eyes right*
I'll make French Toast for any young lady who shows up in a French Maid's outfit.
Seems fair.
Posted by: Miklos, a votre service at April 27, 2019 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at April 27, 2019 04:03 AM (hu22E)
Careful, he may prefer salt. Although I guess that's for French Toast not pancakes.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:08 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at April 27, 2019 04:09 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at April 27, 2019 04:09 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:11 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie
Hip hip!
Toodle ooo!
By Jove, old chap!
Posted by: Miklos, having learned English from P.G. Wodehouse at April 27, 2019 04:11 AM (QzkSJ)
I'll declare no wars, but my interactions with said subjects shall be reduced to Shitting Upon the New York Yankees at every opportunity.
Perhaps he is as immune to the process as am I with the intentional Bastardized Apostrophe Porn.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 04:13 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: G 650 Driver at April 27, 2019 04:13 AM (DcvEC)
*eyes right*
I'll make French Toast for any young lady who shows up in a French Maid's outfit.
Seems fair.
Posted by: Miklos, a votre service at April 27, 2019 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)
And me so far away - I'd never make it in time for brunch - sad.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:14 AM (IDhUW)
Don't make me turn this car around/change keyboard to French with three kinds of apostrophes
Posted by: Miklos, and you should have gone before we left-I asked you at April 27, 2019 04:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:16 AM (IDhUW)
Not that we need any of that these days.
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at April 27, 2019 04:17 AM (hu22E)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:18 AM (IDhUW)
Myself, I think I'll round up the grandson and catch a college baseball double-header this afternoon. 74 and sunny around here today, so I'm told.
Posted by: The Eponymous Hugh Tootooie at April 27, 2019 04:21 AM (hu22E)
Why that sounds preposterously ridiculous and I Adore It!
Perchance this falls together in a timely manner, perhaps I might be privy to simply running a comb through your hair?!?
Were I go gather a High-Quality rogering of THE Hip Eponymous' follicles upon a recording for my mates, that would be lovely!
Oh, Dear. I fall into fancy as I wander amongst my silliest of dreams!
I'll be off, seeing as I must no longer try this fake British Shit.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 04:21 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Miklos, jail click bait at April 27, 2019 04:22 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:22 AM (IDhUW)
Now 22 Dem candidates for President.
Posted by: RealClearMiklos at April 27, 2019 04:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:26 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Miklos Paine at April 27, 2019 04:27 AM (QzkSJ)
I once took the LOTR's Men of the West speech and changed it up a bit to encourage the employees in my workplace.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:32 AM (IDhUW)
I'll take my own inventory. The more you worry about me, the less you dedicate to yourself.
The more I dedicate to others, the closer I get to God. Dedication to Mom and Dad comes first. My Brother comes second. I come third.
When I dedicate time to others outside of my Family, I am quite giving of my time. You know that. I have never taken well to threats and I Will Not Abide them under Any Circumstances.
Send me another email telling me you know where I live. That should work well for "Being My Pal".
The rest of The Horde should not bother in this silly ordeal! I am okay! I continue to be okay!
I refuse Guilt-Trips as you have all refused my plea for Apostrophe Justification.
-We live to fight another day.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 04:37 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:37 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:38 AM (IDhUW)
You've got red on you...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 27, 2019 04:39 AM (7s3Gx)
You've got red on you...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 27, 2019 04:39 AM (7s3Gx)
???
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:43 AM (IDhUW)
I will try to keep to proper apostrophe usage in the future.
Good night all
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 27, 2019 04:52 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 04:54 AM (Ckg4U)
Worth your time if you haven't seen it...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 27, 2019 05:05 AM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2019 05:06 AM (zr7YS)
Good morning horde
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2019 05:07 AM (BbGew)
-Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, still without pants at April 27, 2019 03:28 AM (NMAzL)
Missed the comment. Just looked it up, darlin':
https://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2011/02 /04/random-apostrophization/
Remove the space between 02 and /04 on your copy & paste.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 05:11 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2019 05:12 AM (BbGew)
*miffed*
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 05:15 AM (Ckg4U)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2019 05:16 AM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2019 05:16 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 27, 2019 05:16 AM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2019 05:20 AM (zr7YS)
But do have sausage patty, bagels and pancake mix.
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2019 05:22 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 05:24 AM (vq6Gm)
That's slave labor over 20 hours.
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2019 05:24 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2019 05:25 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: Puddleglum, grumbling Penguins fan at April 27, 2019 05:25 AM (HCqAo)
deep stank
comrade lunch bucket joey plugs has too many sticky tau brain tangles. DOA.
Posted by: the late john doe at April 27, 2019 05:26 AM (WX+x0)
I saw money and fun conditions and went for it. My feet will tell me all about how stupid that was later.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2019 05:27 AM (zr7YS)
-Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2019 05:25 AM (BbGew)
Yes... I had read about your neighbor's child. Wondering the same as Skip.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 05:29 AM (Ckg4U)
I left for work 8 am. I arrived back home at 5 am.
I'm getting too old for this sh*t.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2019 05:20 AM
you know what they say...pics or it didn't happen
all those sorority girls keep you up all night?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2019 05:29 AM (KCxzN)
He'd pinched his mother's credit card to order a video game online. She found out about it immediately, when she received the confirming email. The boy did not want to go to Virginia and face his dad (dad is working there for several weeks. So he split.
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 05:33 AM (vq6Gm)
.....
You could say that, among other things.
Hit me at nic + 72 @ gee male and I'll send you what I got.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 27, 2019 05:33 AM (zr7YS)
That's right... that bastard watched Prime Female while "enduring" his "nightmare".
...and no pictures.
...which I would not have encouraged in the First Place.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 05:34 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2019 05:35 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 05:35 AM (vq6Gm)
He'd pinched his mother's credit card to order a video game online. She found out about it immediately, when she received the confirming email. The boy did not want to go to Virginia and face his dad (dad is working there for several weeks). So he split.
-Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 05:33 AM (vq6Gm)
Wow. The kid has Double-Balls that need to be reined-in. If the deputies had returned him By the Collar, he might have had an extra-dose of what I had grown-up with.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 05:38 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 05:38 AM (vq6Gm)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 05:39 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 05:40 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: JT at April 27, 2019 05:40 AM (j//1/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 05:43 AM (Ckg4U)
"Oh, thank God you're not dead! I'm gonna kill you!" seems to be the working approach here.
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 05:45 AM (vq6Gm)
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2019 05:45 AM (qBNEP)
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 05:47 AM (vq6Gm)
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2019 05:49 AM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2019 05:50 AM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Eromero at April 27, 2019 05:51 AM (qBNEP)
-Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 05:47 AM (vq6Gm)
First-Off, Thank God that the child is safe-and-sound.
Secondly, it is good that the Fear of God is being placed into that kid!
...and finally, I use "Close Tags" in my Nickname, Sock, whatever.
I use [ / i ] [ / b ] [ / u ] [ / s ] after The Slapweasel Moniker to "close the tags" that I use.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 05:52 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 05:56 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 05:58 AM (vq6Gm)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2019 05:58 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 06:02 AM (vq6Gm)
Posted by: Slapweasel
Playing it safe...no fun in that!
Mornin', all
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 27, 2019 06:03 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at April 27, 2019 06:04 AM (BbGew)
Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 06:06 AM (vq6Gm)
-Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 05:58 AM (vq6Gm)
I was a child of the Seventies, a kid of the Eighties, an adult of the Nineties and a Witness to Terrorism thereafter.
Nobody in my neighborhood (in 1981) would have called anyone else except neighbors and police to help search.
The parents' "motives" would be nowhere near the question that needed answering and it shouldn't be in the current when a child goes missing in present-day America.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 06:06 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Kruggie at April 27, 2019 06:06 AM (RJNUb)
Posted by: My life is insanity at April 27, 2019 06:07 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Bruce at April 27, 2019 06:07 AM (8ikIW)
-Posted by: creeper at April 27, 2019 06:02 AM (vq6Gm)
I'd like to explain this, but I'm really tired. "Pixy" has a system that catches mistakes, sometimes.
My "Close Tags" come after my Nic.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 06:12 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 27, 2019 06:14 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Splunge at April 26, 2019 10:05 PM (ed8K1)
More likely, attempting to cook methamphetamine. One of the stages involves a heating process that results in the generation of flammable gas. Quite a few of the "unexpected" explosions in houses are due to this.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 27, 2019 08:10 AM (5Yee7)
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