Bernie Sanders and America's Foremost Fake Hispanic "Beto" O'Rourke Heckled at Minority Women's Forum

White men, am I right?

2020 presidential contender Bernie Sanders faced an aggressive and, at times, outwardly combative audience at the She The People Forum devoted to women of color in Houston on Wednesday, as the self-described democratic socialist struggled to convince attendees of his commitment to minority and underprivileged communities.

The tense moments underscored the challenges Sanders' campaign still faces despite its frontrunner status. The 77-year-old Vermont senator, long a champion for progressive causes, has sought to win over voters who turned out in massive numbers to support former President Barack Obama.

In a particularly striking moment, host Aimee Allison asked Sanders what he would do to fight white-supremacist violence. In response, Sanders launched into a familiar anecdote that -- perhaps precisely because of its familiarity -- seemed to crash and burn.

"I know I date myself a little bit here, but I actually was at the March on Washington with Dr. [Martin Luther] King back in 1963," Sanders began, as audible groans and jeers broke out at the auditorium at Texas Southern University. One person apparently shouted, "We know!"

Apparently Blotto O'Rourke had a pedestrian-in-the-headlights-of-a-drunk-driver moment, too.

And Trump welcomed "Sleepy Joe" into this #Woke Gauntlet of racist hazing:



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1
Oneth?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM (HaL55)

2 First?

Posted by: Eskimo at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM (qVCqG)

3 White, tight and outtasite.

Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM (LL1Be)

4 The 2020 Dem woke fights are going to be lit af.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM (zW0u1)

5
Wow, a drive-by Oneth.
I shall fetch the Corgis posthaste.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM (HaL55)

6 Moobs of pale color.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM (u82oZ)

7
"Apparently Blotto O'Rourke had a pedestrian-in-the-headlights-of-a-drunk-driver moment, too."


Blotto did a Ted-Kennedy-Jeep-Flipping?

Posted by: Arbalest at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (FlRtG)

8 White men. Feh!

Posted by: Blutarski at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (+Tibp)

9 Bitches be Crazy.

Posted by: Old Man Bernie at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (oHKZG)

10 BackwardsBoy

You and those Rushing Fingers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

11 HA HA!

Posted by: Nelson at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (0ReGO)

12 Wipipo be like...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:39 PM (oVJmc)

13 When Bernie and Beto are on the lunch menu. Mmmm....White males, taste like chicken supreme.

Posted by: Anchovy at April 25, 2019 08:39 PM (B3kya)

14 Superpower status of returning and posting once in old thread and summoning a new thread immediately:

[ x ] intact
[ ] not intact

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 08:39 PM (bsfko)

15 Prog on Prog Action!

It's pure political porn.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 08:39 PM (l5Hsl)

16 Stuff like this makes me happy. Thank you for stuff like that.

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:39 PM (UdKB7)

17 10 BackwardsBoy

You and those Rushing Fingers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (u82oZ)

Some like a slow hand.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 25, 2019 08:39 PM (oHKZG)

18 ... host Aimee Allison asked Sanders what he would do to fight white-supremacist violence.

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Invalid premise.

How many incidents of white-supremacist violence occur each year that aren't Leftist false-flag events? And how does that compare to Lefty- and minority-supremacist violence (e.g. panty-fa)?

Yeah, that's what I thought, lying scum ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 25, 2019 08:39 PM (WqPYg)

19 I love the chyron:

Bernie Sanders Met With Boobs At Forum Focused On Women Of Color

Colored Boobs. Gotta love them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (AQToM)

20 1500 women. MSNBC's entire viewing audience.

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (XROPS)

21 I believe the chyron are the future.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (bsfko)

22 And Slow Joe named Symone Sanders as Senior Advisor to his campaign. In 2016 she said, "We don't need white men leading the Democratic Party."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (hjaPQ)

23 Bosa went second to SF. He has tweeted support for Trump. This is...problematic.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (+Tibp)

24 So is ace up to asking for catheter recommendations for his Avengers:Endgame viewing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (oHKZG)

25 SHEAR THE SHEEPLE

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (0mF4m)

26 I can no longer fathom what Trump has saved us from. When these menaces get their claws in power, it's gonna be a whole lot more of what Obama said: "punish your enemies"

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (uEbPt)

27 What's with this chick's pronunciation of "Kamala"?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (AQToM)

28 "She The People"?

What the hell is wrong with these folks?

I'm in Delaware today and I was forced by circumstances to listen to Philly TV. Wow, they love their Biden.

"Presumptive frontrunner" was the term used.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (HE1Cg)

29 We think our party is stupid but these folks are 'bout dumb.

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (UdKB7)

30
If they are going after Comrade Bernie and Blotto like that there is no way in hell the lefties will let Gropin' Joe get the nomination. And if he does watch them sit out 2020.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (hHd/F)

31 I'd give a great speech at that forum.

"1500 broads in this room and I don't even have a hot plate of dinner in front of me???"

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (TWz5r)

32 Yeah Bernie goes over with blacks like a vegan diet with your cat. Nothing he promotes or says is gonna fix that.

How many incidents of white-supremacist violence occur each year that aren't Leftist false-flag events?

You can tell how often and prominent they are when they keep going back to Norway to try to claim its a rising problem.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (39g3+)

33 I believe the chyron are the future.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (bsfko)

Teach them well and let them read the way?

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (uEbPt)

34 25 SHEAR THE SHEEPLE
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (0mF4m)

Chemtrails!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (oHKZG)

35 >>>Bernie Sanders and America's Foremost Fake Hispanic "Beto" O'Rourke Heckled at Minority Women's Forum<<<

How?

Posted by: Fauxcahontas at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (xUcC/)

36 I wanna see one of these fucksticks take bike lock to the head.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (h4o6r)

37 Beto looks like he has a lot of practice holding that ... uh - microphone.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (0mF4m)

38 I wish them good fortune in the wars to come

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (Izzlo)

39 I know people think the DNC has power. In one sense, it does. In another sense, there are way too many interests going all out to just hand the Dem nomination to anyone. They are all insanely confident that winning it means winning the presidency. So no one can afford to give up.

Look at the news with Pritzker and Foxx. Dems can't even keep Chicago under control.

Get the popcorn. This gonna be good.

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2019 08:42 PM (pZ+Vo)

40
"Hey honkie, wanna buy a watch? 'Cause if you had a watch, you'd know it's nighttime. And nighttime ain't no time to pretend yo' white ass is down with any struggle."

/Cheech and Chong, sorta...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 08:42 PM (HaL55)

41 And by "our" party I mean the one that fucks us over all the time.

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:42 PM (UdKB7)

42 Give them the Prince of Tides

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 08:42 PM (bsfko)

43 I wanna see one of these fucksticks take bike lock to the head.


Bernie looks like he already did.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:42 PM (oVJmc)

44 Imagine having to sweep up all of that pussy dander when this event is over.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 08:42 PM (0mF4m)

45 Willowed:
330
Should have bought the old Monogram P-40B and used the saved money for an after-market cockpit and decals.




Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:26 PM (yjFUx)

I
had that kit back when I was 11. No, the Airfix kit was a good lesson on
how everything is going wrong, so how do you get through? The cockpit
proves too big - then trim it down to make the fuselage close (and who
is going to see all of that detail in the floor of the cockpit anyhow?)
The wings not fitting? Just sit there and sand and then use putty. Not a
terrible build, but not awesome.


I just sent you some pictures of the model.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (0QYMt)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 08:42 PM (0QYMt)

46 Chris, willowed but different Warlords. We're talking about the Atari 2600 game that is basically 4 player Pong.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:42 PM (TWz5r)

47 If Mooch throws in she'll bury these White devils.

But we still won't have a woman President.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 25, 2019 08:42 PM (+Tibp)

48 Good.

Both Sanders and O'Rourke are layabout parasites who have never worked for a living.

Which is why they have found a home in the democrat party.

Fuck them and their mommas.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2019 08:42 PM (Z+IKu)

49 I saw pedestrian-in-the-headlights-of-a-drunk-driver headline at the Uptown Chicago in '98. They killed it.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at April 25, 2019 08:43 PM (sM+h7)

50 >>>"Apparently Blotto O'Rourke had a pedestrian-in-the-headlights-of-a-drunk-driver moment, too."





Blotto did a Ted-Kennedy-Jeep-Flipping?



Posted by: Arbalest at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (FlRtG)<<<

Tex Kennedy

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 25, 2019 08:43 PM (xUcC/)

51 "1500 broads in this room and I don't even have a hot plate of dinner in front of me???"

You'd think you could get a sandwich.

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:43 PM (UdKB7)

52 Frankly I'd do more town halls if I were met with boobs at....

...

sorry, misread.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:43 PM (39g3+)

53 2020 is going to be lit AF

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 08:44 PM (Izzlo)

54 The Politburo doesn't give two shakes of horse's cock about women and minorities.

Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2019 08:44 PM (LuPts)

55 lol, get fucked.

Sometimes I like trump a lot but then I remember he signed amnesty for no fucking reason.

Biden has to survive a field of people with sick and demented ideas...yup

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 08:44 PM (JziUy)

56 You're lucky Joe.

...could be a Garden Gate.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 25, 2019 08:44 PM (0mF4m)

57 She The People.

It's impossible to parody these people.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 08:44 PM (/tuJf)

58 of course, all the swing states by 2020 will have:

1 . felony voting

2. given their electoral votes to NY or Cali

thansk, soros and the sad cuck GOP

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 08:44 PM (JziUy)

59 If they're gonna keep all their factions happy, they're gonna need a fat black lesbian.


STACY ABRAMS, COME ON DOWN!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:44 PM (oVJmc)

60 Chris, willowed but different Warlords. We're talking about the Atari 2600 game that is basically 4 player Pong.

Oh ok I loved that wargame, but it was PC too, not Atari.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:45 PM (39g3+)

61 Beto thought bubble: "I KNEW I should have done another line before I came out!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

62 Trump already smacking Biden around, calling him stupid and old and low energy. It'll only get much worse Joe, the longer you stay in.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 08:45 PM (pmo2C)

63 I like the MSNPC chick's listing of the various colors at the forum ... well, ethnicities, so implied colors. Reminds me of James Watt, who was the only one who ever used that sort of list correctly (though he got run out of town for it) and Barky's insane inauguration benediction ... though the "when white embraces what is right" line is a classic that will live on through the millenia.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 08:45 PM (AQToM)

64 Pray that GOD place a hedge of protection around President Trump and America, and it be His Will that the heathen devil-worshiping enemy be smitten hip and thigh.

Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2019 08:45 PM (qBNEP)

65 Holy crap, I forgot about warlords. That was a fun game. We were given an Atari Flashback ($20 or so at Dollar General and hard to convince modern kids of how amazing it once was) that is, I'm fairly certain, just a Raspberry Pi in a fancy box with worse controllers, but it's got 100+ games. I'll have to look for that on it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 08:45 PM (bsfko)

66 Sanders should have promised to live his life a a woman of color.

Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2019 08:45 PM (NbRJx)

67 Yes the DNC still has power. They and Soros will direct where the sweet dark money and fake votes go.

The Democrats only trust one thing - their precious power. They can't take a chance on someone like Trump invading their party and catching fire. Can you imagine? Leaving something as sacred as a vote up to icky *people*?

Never forget it's command and control all the way down. All the sideshows are mere theater. Think of it like watching Republicans "fight" for us.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 08:46 PM (uEbPt)

68 Somebody should have snuck Biden in behind the audience.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 08:46 PM (1g7ch)

69
You and those Rushing Fingers.

This one was pure dee-old luck. I just sat down at the laptop with a plate of supper and clicked to see how everybody was doing. And Viola! I got a Foist! without even trying to.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 08:46 PM (HaL55)

70 Yeah, Beto is grabbing that microphone in an unusual manner.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, eating popcorn, observing at April 25, 2019 08:46 PM (ufFY8)

71 60 Chris, willowed but different Warlords. We're talking about the Atari 2600 game that is basically 4 player Pong.

Oh ok I loved that wargame, but it was PC too, not Atari.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:45 PM (39g3+)

I think there was a table-style arcade version of that.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

72 host Aimee Allison asked Sanders what he would do to fight white-supremacist violence.

======


Invalid premise.

How many incidents of white-supremacist violence occur each year that aren't Leftist false-flag events? And how does that compare to Lefty- and minority-supremacist violence (e.g. panty-fa)?

Yeah, that's what I thought, lying scum ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at
]

"When Im your President, I will form an Anti-White-Supremacist Super Hero Team who will have awesome tights and capes and will fly around the country to fight all white supremicists who are engaging in violence. I was going to call it the Smollett Force, but I'm re-thinking that branding."

Posted by: LASue For Pres. at April 25, 2019 08:47 PM (XROPS)

73 70 Yeah, Beto is grabbing that microphone in an unusual manner.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, eating popcorn, observing at April 25, 2019 08:46 PM (ufFY

Beto does seem like a shake-weight kind of guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 08:47 PM (oHKZG)

74 I don't think Michelle will jump in... that would be... what do they call it?

Oh yeah. "Work."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 08:47 PM (pmo2C)

75 Scorched Earth Trump is best Trump.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2019 08:47 PM (h4o6r)

76 4 The 2020 Dem woke fights are going to be lit af.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM
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Yep. This. Very much this.

Posted by: insert clever name here at April 25, 2019 08:47 PM (V8Q7b)

77 She The People.

It's impossible to parody these people.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 08:44 PM (/tuJf)

------------------------------

About as likeable and popular as She-Hulk.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 08:47 PM (uEbPt)

78 Bernie and Blotto: LOL GFY

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 08:47 PM (+fPHo)

79 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 08:47 PM (pmo2C)

LOL

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 08:48 PM (uEbPt)

80 If Beto would come out as transitioning, he's golden.

And it's not too late for Bernie to say he's finally ready to reveal "his truth..." he's gay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

81
Sometimes I like trump a lot but then I remember he signed amnesty for no fucking reason.


lol, get fucked.





Rearranged. For accuracy.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 08:48 PM (LL1Be)

82 I think there was a table-style arcade version of that.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:47 PM (NWiLs)

The only table arcade games I remember were at Pizza Hut.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (oHKZG)

83 'It's impossible to parody these people.'

It's a daily contest to see who can come up with the most ridiculous bullshit.

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (UdKB7)

84 Sanders should have promised to live his life a a woman of color.
Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2019 08:45 PM (NbRJx)


Or patiently explained how he understands that women of color, like all women, just want to be gang-raped. Maybe read a few excerpts from his writings on the subject.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (t+qrx)

85 It will be fun watching the Democratic Party tear itself apart.

On one side, you have people noting that Hillary lost because she lost white working-class males, and that the D's need someone who can appeal to white working-class males; and on the other side you have people who hate and despise white working-class males, who think that you don't need them, so long as you turn out the Democratic base.

The people who hate white working-class males are in the ascendency in the Democratic Party, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (I2/tG)

86 Carstickers.com will print your design and logo in whatever colors you specify, and call their product durable and long lasting.

And hard to peel off.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (+fPHo)

87 It's a daily contest to see who can come up with the most ridiculous bullshit.


In the Land of the Libs, the biggest lunatic is King.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (oVJmc)

88 >>Trump already smacking Biden around, calling him stupid and old and low energy. It'll only get much worse Joe, the longer you stay in.

Biden was part of the administration that tried to frame him with committing treason. Trump is going to hit him with a bus then back over him and hit him again.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (/tuJf)

89 What the hell is wrong with Blotto? It's almost as if he's animated by a hummingbird on crack. My eyes have whiplash!

Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (LuPts)

90 Trump's sense of humor is F'ing classic. The end of the Mueller era has clearly unleashed him on this front.

I get the sense that the rumors diGenova discussed last night on Ingraham Angle are indeed true. That is, the Obama/Hillary 2016 scandal is about to break wide-the-f**k-open.

Trump is having fun, because he knows what's coming. Hillary is getting out in public, because she's panicking. Obama is staying silent, because he knows. As does Come, Clapper, Brennan, McCabe and apparently a host of other players that haven't yet been introduced fully to the public.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (gBYHI)

91 About as likeable and popular as She-Hulk.
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 08:47 PM (uEbPt)

Who doesn't like She-Hulk? Boobs. Green. Like a fitness model Orion Slave girl.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 08:50 PM (oHKZG)

92 Let us not forget that Murderin' Joe said if John Kerry throws his hat in the ring, he'll be our next president.

lol GFY

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 08:50 PM (ptqGC)

93 I think there was a table-style arcade version of that.
===
There was a table-style Pac Man machine at an Arby's where I worked when I was a teenager. We drilled a hole near the edge of a quarter and tied thread to it. You could ring up hundreds of games at a time with it.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 08:50 PM (hjaPQ)

94 Scorched Earth was a great game, too. DOS I think. Many, many hours wasted in the dorm on that one.

(goes to look online to find a website where they let you play it)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 08:50 PM (bsfko)

95 64 Eromero

Seconded.

All opposed?
Record there is no opposition.

All in favor?
Approved unanimously.

You raised your hand too late, Jeb!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2019 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

96 Native Indian women protesters have been heckling Justin over firing the Native woman cabinet minister as well as another woman cabinet minister too and over enviro issues. White men can't make it up any more despite wokeness.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 08:50 PM (Dh1wo)

97 22 And Slow Joe named Symone Sanders as Senior Advisor to his campaign. In 2016 she said, "We don't need white men leading the Democratic Party."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (hjaPQ)

Her head is strangely-shaped. As is the mind within it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 25, 2019 08:50 PM (t5m5e)

98 I have one of the cheapie Atari Controllers with some built in games. Not too many, but it has Yar's Revenge, which is awesome.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:51 PM (TWz5r)

99
It's a daily contest to see who can come up with the most ridiculous bullshit.
...
Sometimes I like trump a lot but then I remember he signed amnesty for no fucking reason.



We have a winner.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 08:51 PM (LL1Be)

100 It's a daily contest to see who can come up with the most ridiculous bullshit.
--------------
I can't wait for the real debate.

DNC "blah blah blah"

trump "well, you want gay trannies to perform muslim conversion therapy for children in bathrooms so as to stop CO2 or something"

DNC "nooooooooo"

trump "plus you love illegals"

DNC "Well, at least I didn't sign amnesty"

sorry about the last part.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 08:51 PM (JziUy)

101 The only table arcade games I remember were at Pizza Hut.

---

I shudder to think of how nasty those controls were.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 08:51 PM (bsfko)

102 Scorched Earth was a great game, too. DOS I think. Many, many hours wasted in the dorm on that one.

(goes to look online to find a website where they let you play it)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 08:50 PM (bsfko)


Was that a ripoff of Tank Wars or the other way around? They were both great.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 08:51 PM (uEbPt)

103 Beatoff really is a brain-dead twatwaffle isn't he.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:51 PM (NWiLs)

104 Beto does seem like a shake-weight kind of guy.

Criminy I think we found the perfect name for him. Shake Weight.

Robert Francis "Shake Weight" O'Reilly. Fits perfectly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:51 PM (39g3+)

105 76 4 The 2020 Dem woke fights are going to be lit af.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM
=======

Yep. This. Very much this.
Posted by: insert clever name here at April 25, 2019 08:47 PM (V8Q7b)


I think they're sponsored by Big Popcorn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 08:51 PM (c9gj1)

106
Unless it was a wymyn of colors or trans thing or dyke or all of the above that crowd would have booed. Being a commie just isn't enough for the completely insane left

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2019 08:51 PM (M4E/B)

107 I don't know how I grew up without hand sanitizer and didn't care.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (uEbPt)

108
What the hell is wrong with Blotto? It's almost as if he's animated by a hummingbird on crack. My eyes have whiplash!


Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (LuPts)


A retired LEO says he shows all the signs of a cocaine habit. The manic arm waving, can't/won't make eye contact, etc. He's got f-u money, so it makes sense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

109 >>"1500 broads in this room and I don't even have a hot plate of dinner in front of me???"


lol. I'd love to see that.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (PbpT7)

110 Scorched is one of the all time greats. Giant Nukes ftw

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (UdKB7)

111 I shudder to think of how nasty those controls were.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 08:51 PM (bsfko)

Slippery and shiny, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (oHKZG)

112 Does somebody have a list of incidents of "white supremacist violence"?


Also, would be nice if it included a graph comparing such violence with, um, violent crimes committed by select demographics from the population, for major urban centers.


But I realize that since the first item doesn't really exist, this is a trick request.


Didn't Lightweight Wray's FBI actually itself barf up something about this nearly-imaginary "white supremacist" thing recently?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (QDnY+)

113 I get the sense that the rumors diGenova discussed last night on Ingraham Angle are indeed true. That is, the Obama/Hillary 2016 scandal is about to break wide-the-f**k-open.

Trump is having fun, because he knows what's coming. Hillary is getting out in public, because she's panicking. Obama is staying silent, because he knows. As does Come, Clapper, Brennan, McCabe and apparently a host of other players that haven't yet been introduced fully to the public.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (gBYHI)



I sure hope so. Clinton is the type who tries to get out in front of a crisis and inoculate herself against the fallout. Obama is a coward who, well, cowers. The rest are shitweasels and I'm sure at least one is about to panic (and then, possibly, be put down by the rest of the group).

Posted by: LASue For Pres. at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (XROPS)

114 It's a daily contest to see who can come up with the most ridiculous bullshit.
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Odds Corey Booker goes to an event in drag?

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (Izzlo)

115 I have one of the cheapie Atari Controllers with some built in games. Not too many, but it has Yar's Revenge, which is awesome.


I have 145 original cartridges and each model of the original console.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (oVJmc)

116 Ha Ha in my best Nelson Muntz imitation.

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (htgmn)

117 It's so delicious to see the Democrats, after years of promoting identity politics, end up hoist by their own petard.

The problem with promoting division is that once it gets rolling, it's like a runaway train, one that's about to run over their asses.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (c9gj1)

118 My Favorite DOS game of all time was HARPOON. Naval warfare simulation, that was freakin' fantastic.

The best scenario was where you could play Gulf War 1, USAF vs Iraqi AF, first 12 hours.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 08:53 PM (V2Yro)

119 oh, so Section 224 doesn't matter?

anyway...All these old DOS games, huh?

I still have a bunch of 5.25" inch disks with stuff like the original Wolfenstein, Infocom games, and some other stuff that dates from the early 80's which will never see the inside of a computer again.

SAD.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 08:53 PM (JziUy)

120 Hmm. I smelled the word Atari. Had to come check it out.

Posted by: insert clever name here at April 25, 2019 08:53 PM (V8Q7b)

121


I might have had a bit of respect for Comrade Bernie or Blotto if they said, lol, get fucked

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2019 08:53 PM (M4E/B)

122 **Future Dem Debate**

Joke Biden: Stand up, Robert.
Beta O'Rourke: **climbs and stands on podium**
Joke Biden: Oh, God love ya, what am I talking about?

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at April 25, 2019 08:53 PM (xUcC/)

123 i love my POTUS

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 25, 2019 08:53 PM (AN9Ri)

124 A retired LEO says he shows all the signs of a cocaine habit

Or meth. Its something. He's definitely messed up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:53 PM (39g3+)

125 85
It will be fun watching the Democratic Party tear itself apart.



On one side, you have people noting that Hillary lost because she
lost white working-class males, and that the D's need someone who can
appeal to white working-class males; and on the other side you have
people who hate and despise white working-class males, who think that
you don't need them, so long as you turn out the Democratic base.



The people who hate white working-class males are in the ascendency in the Democratic Party, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (I2/tG)

The Democrat base is going to get a lot narrower, I suspect.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 08:54 PM (0QYMt)

126 My Favorite DOS game of all time was HARPOON. Naval warfare simulation, that was freakin' fantastic.
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I played Red Storm Rising, because it was "fun", harpoon didn't look fun.

But a 1991 computer game isn't really a DOS game, we're talking earlier stuff, right?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 08:54 PM (JziUy)

127 119 oh, so Section 224 doesn't matter?

anyway...All these old DOS games, huh?

I still have a bunch of 5.25" inch disks with stuff like the original Wolfenstein, Infocom games, and some other stuff that dates from the early 80's which will never see the inside of a computer again.

SAD.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 08:53 PM (JziUy)

I had a shitload of Infocom games back in the day. I miss those.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:54 PM (NWiLs)

128 114 It's a daily contest to see who can come up with the most ridiculous bullshit.
--------------

Odds Corey Booker goes to an event in drag?
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (Izzlo)


No one will give odds on that. It's too likely.

I want to know the betting line on one of the Democrat wannabes showing up with a parrot on his/her shoulder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 08:54 PM (c9gj1)

129 It's liberal supremacist hate, innit?

They are convinced they are our betters, thus the supremacist part, and for sure, they hate us.

So let's have a national conversation about liberal supremacist hate.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 08:54 PM (+fPHo)

130 Before the Star Wars franchise was ruined there were some really great piloting games where you could fly tie fighters or x-wings. I think that was pretty much the name, honestly. X-Wing and the separateTie Pilot, maybe?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 08:55 PM (bsfko)

131 I want to know the betting line on one of the Democrat wannabes showing up with a parrot on his/her shoulder.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 08:54 PM (c9gj1)


Trump needs to show up at an event with a tiger on a leash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

132 Corey Booker. Corey Booker. Was he the one in License To Drive?

Seriously though I forgot about that guy. Am I the only one who forgot he existed?

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 08:55 PM (uEbPt)

133 Trump is going on with Hannity.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 08:55 PM (/tuJf)

134 Biden called Anita Hill to apologize after all these years but she wasn't having it.

This clown has plenty of skeletons in the closet, as do all of the other 67 candidates for the democrat presidential nomination.

Pandora's Box has been opened.

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:55 PM (htgmn)

135 The XWing games were pretty great, yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:55 PM (39g3+)

136 oh, so Section 224 doesn't matter?

yeah it does , moby.

To legislators in Congress. The guys who make law.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 08:55 PM (LL1Be)

137
You guys had Atari 2600's?

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:55 PM (M/o6U)

138 I had a shitload of Infocom games back in the day. I miss those.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:54 PM (NWiLs)


Pretty much all of them are playable online but only until you get to the part where you need the stuff that came with it, like the mass anomaly map from Starcross.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 08:56 PM (t+qrx)

139 I sure hope so. Clinton is the type who tries to get out in front of a crisis and inoculate herself against the fallout.

------------

if there's one rule of thumb, it's that Hillary "tobasco in my purse" Clinton is a tone death idiot that walks in front of trains.

She wrote an article today, apparently, for the WaPo which said Mueller shows trump crimes and orangemanbad and our discourse is coarsened.

which is going to make her eventual seizure while being frogmarched to jail for her role in spying on trump even sweeter...and yes, ironical.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 08:56 PM (JziUy)

140
We was so poor we had to get the Atari 1300.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:56 PM (M/o6U)

141 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 25, 2019 08:56 PM (4OUPU)

142 Scorched was the ultimate evolution of the BASIC Artillery games we typed in our 4k computers in the 70s.

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:56 PM (UdKB7)

143
Trump is going on with Hannity.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 08:55 PM (/tuJf)


Jeebus. Praying Hannity has better sense than to interrupt him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

144 123 i love my POTUS
Posted by: trapper's girl at April 25, 2019 08:53 PM (AN9Ri)

Me too

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:57 PM (htgmn)

145 Commodore 64.

Gold Box D&D games (Forgotten Realms and Dragonlance. Buck Rogers reboot. A Dragonlance dragon flying dogfight game.)

Deadline. It was a timed detective text story. I'd find out who the killer was, but they always shot me while I was chasing them.

Huey H-64. Helicopter simulator/arcade thing. You'd take off and then spend about an hour just trying to find what you were looking for. I can remember two scenarios. One where you were going after a guy in a rogue huey, and one in the Bermuda triangle with a flying saucer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 08:57 PM (oHKZG)

146 Sanders should have promised to live his life a a woman of color.
Posted by: Ripley

I thought the accepted Vermont spelling is coler.

Posted by: Miklos, nowhere near Brattleboro at April 25, 2019 08:57 PM (QzkSJ)

147 I think that was pretty much the name, honestly. X-Wing and the separateTie Pilot, maybe?


Tie Fighter.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:57 PM (oVJmc)

148 moby, muh dizick.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 08:57 PM (JziUy)

149 Well, the video doesn't show enough Beto to see if he bothered showing up sober this time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 08:57 PM (5aX2M)

150 Unless it was a wymyn of colors or trans thing or dyke or all of the above that crowd would have booed. Being a commie just isn't enough for the completely insane left
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2019 08:51 PM (M4E/B)


I suspect even a trans-type would get booed. I'm waiting for when they further differentiate between the various ethnicities, and then subdivide yet again within each ethnicity on relative pigmentation.

Because you know that's where they going.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 08:57 PM (c9gj1)

151
We had the Commodore 32.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:57 PM (M/o6U)

152 140
We was so poor we had to get the Atari 1300.
Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:56 PM (M/o6U)

Luxury! We had an Intellivision

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 08:58 PM (Izzlo)

153 I have a lot of older games on 3.5:. Sold the Apple II games with 5.25 disks.

Sad is right.

I miss 50 Mission Crush, and used to play one game, North Atlantic 86, that had my ship in it. I only really won that game if I beat the entire Warsaw Pact at sea, and my ship was also afloat in the end.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 25, 2019 08:58 PM (u82oZ)

154 110 Scorched is one of the all time greats. Giant Nukes ftw
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And Dirt Bombs. Wasn't there a "Super Nova" too?

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 25, 2019 08:58 PM (gBYHI)

155 Deadline. It was a timed detective text story. I'd find out who the killer was, but they always shot me while I was chasing them.

Huey H-64.

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check and check.

Of course, Deadline was one of the "hard" inforcom games which I gave up on.

I played, and loved, Planetfall.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 08:58 PM (JziUy)

156 moby, muh dizick.

Your spelling is better than your trolling.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 08:58 PM (LL1Be)

157 152 140
We was so poor we had to get the Atari 1300.
Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:56 PM (M/o6U)

Luxury! We had an Intellivision
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 08:58 PM (Izzlo)

I got a rock.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:58 PM (NWiLs)

158 I want to know the betting line on one of the Democrat wannabes showing up with a parrot on his/her shoulder.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Got an eye patch they can borrow.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 25, 2019 08:59 PM (QzkSJ)

159 Back in the day, we were too poor to afford that stuff. My friends had TRS-80s and C64s, my dad got me a Sinclair ZX-81.


I've been collecting all those things I missed out on back them for the last ten years or so. It's gotten out of control, but it's a long, long list of really neat stuff.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:59 PM (oVJmc)

160
What was that paddle thing called with the ball attached to it?

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:59 PM (M/o6U)

161 Of course, none of you all ever played Agent USA, did you?

Sun Tzu's Ancient Art of War?

Ultima III?

ok, how about ... Gertrude's Puzzle?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 08:59 PM (JziUy)

162 >> I think that was pretty much the name, honestly. X-Wing and the separateTie Pilot, maybe?


Tie Fighter.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:57 PM (oVJmc)


TIE Fighter was the best. You could get secondary mission objectives from the creepy lurking Imperial in addition to the military objectives.

I don't remember what they actually did for you though.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 08:59 PM (t+qrx)

163 Trump is going on with Hannity


Shit. I hate watching Hannity.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 09:00 PM (fuK7c)

164 'I got a rock.'

You had rocks???

Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:00 PM (UdKB7)

165 I had a Commodore 64 game called Uridium that no one else ever seemed to have heard of, and it was one of the best games I'd ever played up to that point. The gameplay was fun if a bit too difficult for me at that age, and the graphics were pretty amazing at the time.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:00 PM (bsfko)

166 A retired LEO says he shows all the signs of a cocaine habit.

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I've seen him on two occasions where he was high. I think meth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 09:00 PM (5aX2M)

167
What was that paddle thing called with the ball attached to it?

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:59 PM (M/o6U)



A paddle thing with a ball attached to it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2019 09:00 PM (M4E/B)

168 >>Shit. I hate watching Hannity.

You have no idea the pain I've endured for the last couple years.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 09:00 PM (/tuJf)

169 In a particularly striking moment, host Aimee Allison asked Sanders what he would do to fight white-supremacist violence.

--

What never dawns on Aimee Allison? Black on black violence and the utter destruction in places like Chicago. It's 10,000x more of a problem that this imaginary "white supremacist violence" boogeyman they think is around every corner.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 09:01 PM (JoUsr)

170 I'm not sure about the Tank Wars/Scorched Earth timeline, btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:01 PM (bsfko)

171 I got a rock.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:58 PM (NWiLs)


I had a couple Barbies.

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:01 PM (htgmn)

172 Scorched was the ultimate evolution of the BASIC Artillery games we typed in our 4k computers in the 70s.

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:56 PM (UdKB7)


We didn't have computers. We used to play some Star Trek game on the time share terminals we had in my high school. The loud teletype ones with the phone modems with the cards. Pre-cloud. Late 70s.

Needless to say, it really wasn't much of a game. No people of color involved, either. That could have been why.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 09:01 PM (AQToM)

173 Dems sure do like da whyte boys.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:01 PM (usazX)

174 a friend of mine played Sun Tzu's Ancient Art of War nigh-obsessively. I didn't understand the attraction.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 09:01 PM (PbpT7)

175 New dirt coming out on Gummy Bear and her boyfriend.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

176 'What was that paddle thing called with the ball attached to it?'

I don't know but it sounds dirty.

Posted by: guy who thinks everything sounds dirty at April 25, 2019 09:01 PM (UdKB7)

177 Beto looks like one of those guys who has 5 o'clock shadow at 11:30. His teeth are a bit too white, too. They look fake. I wonder if he'll get a boob job for the race.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 09:02 PM (AQToM)

178 Texas Instruments 64. Hunt the Wumpus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 25, 2019 09:02 PM (h4o6r)

179
Did FeelTheBern share his "wommenz want to be pleasured by two or three partners" ideas with the audience?

What odds was he offering that his wife will do some jail time?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 25, 2019 09:02 PM (Y+IGD)

180 Hannity bringing up Hunter Biden's dirt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:02 PM (ptqGC)

181 Electric football.


Not electronic.

Electric.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:02 PM (LL1Be)

182 You do not have an ax.

Posted by: Zork at April 25, 2019 09:02 PM (Dh1wo)

183 >>>We was so poor we had to get the Atari 1300.<<<

Our Atari 400 was powered by Minx 0.4 Alpha. Courage.

Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2019 09:02 PM (LuPts)

184 And then Doom came out. And you could reproduce your neighborhood in game, and stock it with monsters.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:02 PM (bsfko)

185 113
I get the sense that the rumors diGenova discussed last night on
Ingraham Angle are indeed true. That is, the Obama/Hillary 2016 scandal
is about to break wide-the-f**k-open.



Trump is having fun, because he knows what's coming. Hillary is
getting out in public, because she's panicking. Obama is staying silent,
because he knows. As does Come, Clapper, Brennan, McCabe and apparently
a host of other players that haven't yet been introduced fully to the
public.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 25, 2019 08:49 PM (gBYHI)







I sure hope so. Clinton is the type who tries to get out in front
of a crisis and inoculate herself against the fallout. Obama is a
coward who, well, cowers. The rest are shitweasels and I'm sure at
least one is about to panic (and then, possibly, be put down by the rest
of the group).



Posted by: LASue For Pres. at April 25, 2019 08:52 PM (XROPS


Look, I am never much for predictions, but here goes. While the Mueller thing was going on Trump could not do much openly, he had to listen to his attorneys and never give the investigators anything they could use to dig at him. No matter how infuriating he thinks that is. That does not mean he could not collect his own information, and go over the information that Mueller's team was turning up. And make his own plans. Because while "Vengeance is mine," says the Lord; "Can I get a couple of kidney punches in," says the Golden Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 09:02 PM (0QYMt)

186 174 a friend of mine played Sun Tzu's Ancient Art of War nigh-obsessively. I didn't understand the attraction.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 09:01 PM (PbpT7)

When that friend seizes control of the eastern seaboard, you'll know why.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 09:03 PM (Izzlo)

187 Calculator that spelled BOOBS

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:03 PM (bsfko)

188 a particularly striking moment, host Aimee Allison asked Sanders what he would do to fight white-supremacist violence.

---------

"striking"

anyway, the left is acting like nnaaaazzzis are new in america and not some long running novelty act that we endure because the ACLU helped protect their speech.

It's pretty sad that the only violence they have are randos who do crime, the Car in C'ville, and their imaginations.

The left cannot even be bothered to compare with the shit-cannon of lefty violence that occured in DC during the inauguration or every other week in Portland.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 09:03 PM (JziUy)

189 My dad wrote a letter to MicroProse about how he'd gotten people in his Navy Reserve unit interested in their games and they sent us a stack of them free. Stuff like F-15 Strike Eagle, Gunship, NATO Commander, Silent Service... it was basically their entire catalog. That was about the greatest day of my life up to that point.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:03 PM (t+qrx)

190
What was that paddle thing called with the ball attached to it?'


The Lepetomane

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 25, 2019 09:03 PM (Y+IGD)

191 Hannity playing video of Biden bragging about bribing Ukraine to have the prosecutor investigating Hunter Biden fired.


And John Sullivan with more dirt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

192 We used to play some Star Trek game on the time share terminals we had in my high school. The loud teletype ones with the phone modems with the cards. Pre-cloud. Late 70s.

My brothers played a version of that, punchcard game. Very old.

My dad brought home this really obscure pong game from his job at the TV repair shop in the late 70s, it had like 4 games on it all basically pong variants. Nobody else had a home computer game, it was amazing. The thing is we were dirt poor so it was the biggest luxury ever and he only got it because someone just left it at the shop without paying and he did a little repair on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:04 PM (39g3+)

193
I miss Crimson Skies. That was the only PC game I ever really liked and enjoyed. Naturally, they don't make it for Win10 and I can't get it to run for love nor money. I've tried everything.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 09:04 PM (HaL55)

194 "Does somebody have a list of incidents of "white supremacist violence"?




Posted by: rhomboid"
I saw some some list a couple years ago, by the SPLC maybe, most of it had the most ridiculous BS, things like a bar fight between two skin heads or a Klan member beating his wife. Digging deep they found managed to find about 20 violent incidents over several years. Less than a slow weekend in Chicago.

Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2019 09:04 PM (NbRJx)

195 175 New dirt coming out on Gummy Bear and her boyfriend.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)


The problem with Democrats is not that they're all sleaze balls, it's that they got away with it for so long.

But not no more.

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:04 PM (htgmn)

196 Can't recall why, but for some reason when Limbaugh was on Hannity recently I actually saw it - haven't seen Fox or Hannity or much TV "news" for years and years. Sean was nearly silent. No interruptions. None. That's probably why I continued to watch, laughing. Just to see if it could last. It did, as I recall.



Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:04 PM (QDnY+)

197 I was so poor my calculator wouldn't spell boobs. It would only spell boo.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 09:05 PM (PbpT7)

198 The left cannot even be bothered to compare with the shit-cannon of
lefty violence that occured in DC during the inauguration or every other
week in Portland.




Yes, yes and this too is Trump's fault.
*yawn*

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:05 PM (LL1Be)

199 Alien Mind for the Apple II GS was pretty incredible, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:05 PM (bsfko)

200 a friend of mine played Sun Tzu's Ancient Art of War nigh-obsessively. I didn't understand the attraction.
Posted by: ace

---

I played it, a lot, but only because I had maybe 4 games.

I can't remember which I got first, that or King's Quest (the one where you try to find the girl).

Before that I did the Infocoms.

And then I did mindwheel, the overhyped better than infocom game.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 09:06 PM (JziUy)

201 I was so poor my calculator's memory function consisted of a race-track pencil and a used gum wrapper.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 09:06 PM (PbpT7)

202
In a particularly striking moment, host Aimee Allison asked Sanders what he would do to fight white-supremacist violence.


All of this white supremacist violence it's about as real as Jussie Smollet's story

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2019 09:06 PM (FuT16)

203 >>>I can't remember which I got first, that or King's Quest (the one where you try to find the girl).


oh right, that game.

Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 09:06 PM (PbpT7)

204 The problem with Dem Dirt Inc. is that the Dems don't care and the Conservatives weren't voting for them anyway. Do these illusive independents actually exist?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:06 PM (usazX)

205 None. That's probably why I continued to watch, laughing. Just to see if it could last. It did, as I recall.

------

Limbaugh made Hannity. He'll kiss the ring.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 09:06 PM (5aX2M)

206 Has anyone seen !Jeb and Biden in the same room? Ever? It's going to be the same routine: Party Establishment hacks and donors go all in and Democratic voters don't fall into line.

Also, this information coming out tonight about the FBI using presidential briefings to spy on Trump is yuge.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 25, 2019 09:06 PM (JUeDv)

207 "Vengeance is mine," says the Lord; "Can I get a couple of kidney punches in," says the Golden Scalp Weasel. - MikeyNTH


Nice

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:07 PM (QDnY+)

208 Beto looks like Napoleon Dynamite. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 25, 2019 09:07 PM (SGw4W)

209
Electric football.


Not electronic.

Electric.


Two words: Foosball.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 09:07 PM (HaL55)

210 Everything about Biden is phoney. His hair, his teeth. Everything.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 25, 2019 09:07 PM (+Tibp)

211 196 Can't recall why, but for some reason when Limbaugh was on Hannity recently I actually saw it - haven't seen Fox or Hannity or much TV "news" for years and years. Sean was nearly silent. No interruptions. None. That's probably why I continued to watch, laughing. Just to see if it could last. It did, as I recall.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:04 PM (QDnY+)

I remember that too - and marveled at it.

Hannity doesn't interrupt Trump either.

Posted by: Marybeth at April 25, 2019 09:07 PM (MEgUr)

212 Biden warning us if PDT gets four more years, he's going to fundamentally change America for the worse.

Some clean, articulate black guy said something about fundamentally changing the US of A.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:07 PM (ptqGC)

213 I still know the joke about how 154 Israeli divisions (*) fought 169 Arab divisions (*) and then Henry Kissinger negotiated for 5 days (the x stands for Kissinger) and who won?

And upside down it's Shell Oil.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 09:07 PM (fuK7c)

214 Beto looks like Napoleon Dynamite. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: Mandy P., lurking lurker who lurks at April 25, 2019 09:07 PM (SGw4W)


LOL.

Very much so.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 09:07 PM (AQToM)

215 166 A retired LEO says he shows all the signs of a cocaine habit.

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I've seen him on two occasions where he was high. I think meth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 09:00 PM (5aX2M)


You know, it occurs to me that he did live stream a trip to the dentist ... you don't suppose ... nah.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 09:08 PM (c9gj1)

216 Aimee Allison asked Sanders what he would do to fight white-supremacist violence.
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He should have asked her for a few examples.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 09:08 PM (CDGwz)

217 Pale Penis People?

Well...

They certainly are a couple of dicks, at any rate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:08 PM (Ct55T)

218
"Vengeance is mine," says the Lord; "Can I get a couple of kidney punches in," says the Golden Scalp Weasel.

The Bible is not specific regarding kneecaps. - Shepherd Book

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:08 PM (LL1Be)

219 I remember being a little kid and trying to figure out how to make that shaking football table act in some predictable way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:08 PM (bsfko)

220 202
In a particularly striking moment, host Aimee Allison asked Sanders what he would do to fight white-supremacist violence.


All of this white supremacist violence it's about as real as Jussie Smollet's story
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2019 09:06 PM (FuT16


For those keeping score, anti-conservative and anti-Christian violence outpaces this mythical surge in white supremacy by truckloads.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:08 PM (usazX)

221

Donkey Chompers says no to Gropin' Joe and she seems to be calling the shots for the Dims these days

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2019 09:08 PM (FuT16)

222 Trump's tweet to Sleepy Joe is... whatever ranks above Grandmaster Troll.

Posted by: davidt at April 25, 2019 09:08 PM (71Ax3)

223 Oh Y D I understand - plus Rush is the acknowledged Senior Poobah of that sector. It was still funny watching Hannity say nothing. Limbaugh seemed a bit odd, jumping around all the time like he had to hit the men's room or something.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:09 PM (QDnY+)

224 It's fucking 8 minutes of Hannity and no Trump. WTF?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 09:09 PM (fuK7c)

225 Yeah, I recall the white hate crime list had crap on it like bikers killing each other over drug deals gone wrong.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 09:09 PM (Dh1wo)

226 Also, this information coming out tonight about the FBI using presidential briefings to spy on Trump is yuge.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 25, 2019 09:06 PM (JUeDv)


Bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

227 I'm not sure about the Tank Wars/Scorched Earth timeline, btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:01 PM (bsfko)

To the internet!

It says Tank Wars was "slightly earlier". That's the first one I remember playing into the wee hours.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 09:09 PM (uEbPt)

228 You're not groveling enough, white Democratic presidential candidates!

Posted by: "Woke" Democrats! at April 25, 2019 09:10 PM (I2/tG)

229 >>It's fucking 8 minutes of Hannity and no Trump.


The Opening Monologue is 18 1/2 Minutes of Sean Rambling.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 09:10 PM (0mF4m)

230 I don't want to see it, but it would be interesting to watch the economy and stock market (and interest rates) as soon as President Biden walked in the door for the first time on February 20th, 2021.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:10 PM (bsfko)

231
It's fucking 8 minutes of Hannity and no Trump. WTF?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 09:09 PM (fuK7c)


He's coming on shortly. Courage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:10 PM (ptqGC)

232 Beto looks like Napoleon Dynamite. I'm just sayin'.

But without the Jew-Fro or the nerd charm

I remember being a little kid and trying to figure out how to make that shaking football table act in some predictable way.

Although ridiculously loud, those were pretty darn fun

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:10 PM (39g3+)

233 Do these two have any testosterone at all?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2019 09:10 PM (Z+IKu)

234 Old computer games? Well, I bought an Atari game system back in '79 with my paper route money. Cost over a hundred dollars. Calculated the sales tax down to the last penny.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 09:10 PM (0QYMt)

235 Hannity = BOC
Trump = cowbell

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 09:10 PM (miE9U)

236 The glory days of Shareware.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 09:11 PM (oVJmc)

237 Speaking of which, I wonder if AOC has ever heard BOC?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 09:11 PM (miE9U)

238 Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 08:44 PM (/tuJf)

Jack did you see the Sara Carter link I posted in the previous thread about Strzok and Page recruiting WH staff to spy for the FBI?

The info came from a Grassley/Johnson letter to Barr.

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 09:11 PM (cF8AT)

239 212 Biden warning us if PDT gets four more years, he's going to fundamentally change America for the worse.
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It moved.


Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 09:11 PM (uEbPt)

240 Democrats 2020: Even a Commie Is Not Left Enough

Posted by: Splunge at April 25, 2019 09:11 PM (ed8K1)

241
"Everything about Biden is phoney. His hair, his teeth. Everything."


His face. What makes a 70 year old man get a face tuck? Even old male Hollywood has-beens aren't a vain as Joe and John Kerry.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (4thlk)

242 216 Aimee Allison asked Sanders what he would do to fight white-supremacist violence.
---------------

He should have asked her for a few examples.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 09:08 PM (CDGwz)


He should've asked her what she was doing to fight black-on-black violence, and fake rape claims by women. Because those are MUCH bigger problems.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (c9gj1)

243
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 08:44 PM (/tuJf)



Jack did you see the Sara Carter link I posted in the previous
thread about Strzok and Page recruiting WH staff to spy for the FBI?



The info came from a Grassley/Johnson letter to Barr.

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 09:11 PM (cF8AT)


Dang! I missed it. Were the staffers named?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

244 219 I remember being a little kid and trying to figure out how to make that shaking football table act in some predictable way.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:08 PM (bsfko)

My grandparents saved a lot of my uncles' toys and that was one of them. That and a space GI joe type thing with moon rover and habitat (Matt Mason?) Also a very cool plastic track raceway thing for Hot wheels. The garage would shoot the cars along the track. Tons of fun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (oHKZG)

245 We couldn't afford a calculator so we could only count up to 17.

Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (UdKB7)

246 I still think we should tag "Beto" as "Shake Weight"

I think that one would really stick and hang around his neck badly. Not so much queer as just... wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (39g3+)

247 As I said waaay up, why aren't these nonsensical claims of "white supremacism" as a factor of any importance, and of any associated violence, challenged every time they're alleged?


It's just a grating reminder of how degraded the county and civic culture are, and how crude racism is so dominant and unchallenged. Just not the kind of racism anyone is comfortable confronting.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (QDnY+)

248 Beto does seem like a shake-weight kind of guy.
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Criminy I think we found the perfect name for him. Shake Weight.

Robert Francis "Shake Weight" O'Reilly. Fits perfectly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:51 PM (39g3+)


Robert Francis 'Pendejo' O'Roarke.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (Y8PSl)

249 For those keeping score, anti-conservative and anti-Christian violence outpaces this mythical surge in white supremacy by truckloads.

It hasn't been really noted, but Slow Joe came out as pro-Antifa in his statement saying he was going to run.

The political ads write themselves.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (I2/tG)

250 My guess is that the Democrat Party will be so fractured, that a LOT of Democrats will not turn out on election day in 2020.

I predict the actual voting turnout will be lower than the last two elections. Especially if old white Bernie or Slo Joe get nominated.
This convention could rival Chicago in 1968 for rowdy silliness. You go, Progressives!
I used to know a guy that was at the '68 convention, and was a big time Democrat then (young in his early 20's). Now he's a Republican. Go figger.

Trump wins a lot of states, and is re-elected.

Get woke, lol, get fucked.

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was...

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (S6Pax)

251 Back when you bought a game and didn't just play for thirty seconds in between constant ads on ipads and android tablets.

I hate this new model. I hate that my kids will not know any different.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:13 PM (bsfko)

252 It's fucking 8 minutes of Hannity and no Trump. WTF?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 09:09 PM (fuK7c)

----------------------

He always teases early and then seems to put him on later. To be fair though, he will go on exactly when PDT is ready.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 25, 2019 09:13 PM (ffYR/)

253 I don't want to see it, but it would be interesting to watch the economy and stock market (and interest rates) as soon as President Biden walked in the door for the first time on February 20th, 2021.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -


It would be in the shitter November 11 if Biden won.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 09:13 PM (Yzubb)

254 245 We couldn't afford a calculator so we could only count up to 17.
Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (UdKB7)

Missing fingers or toes?

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:13 PM (htgmn)

255 >>>I remember being a little kid and trying to figure out how to make that shaking football table act in some predictable way<<<

My team was the Baltimore Colts and that Johnny Unitas was a crazy MoFo!

Posted by: Fritz at April 25, 2019 09:13 PM (LuPts)

256 What was that paddle thing called with the ball attached to it?

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:59 PM (M/o6U)



A paddle thing with a ball attached to it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 25, 2019 09:00 PM (M4E/B)



I hated those things... sooner or later the ball would get lost.
And then it was just a paddle.

Worst toy ever.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 09:13 PM (1g7ch)

257
You know, it occurs to me that he did live stream a trip to the dentist ... you don't suppose ... nah.

...that he has an assistant follow him around with a big tank of N02 for him to huff whenever he wants? I doubt it. Somebody at a press conference might eventually notice that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 09:13 PM (HaL55)

258 Sure, Biden's got the experience, but can he skateboard?

Posted by: Beto The Fake Mexican at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (ed8K1)

259 >>Worst toy ever.


Ball in a Cup

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (0mF4m)

260 His face. What makes a 70 year old man get a face tuck? Even old male Hollywood has-beens aren't a vain as Joe and John Kerry.
Posted by: lowandslow


Kerry did have cancer and was getting botox as part of the treatment. But he is still a vain and self-centered MF.

In a manner much like Ghengis Khan.

Khaaaaaaaaaan!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (S6Pax)

261 You're not groveling enough, white Democratic presidential candidates!

I may be white, but I engage in sodomy, which makes it all better.

Posted by: Pete! at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (I2/tG)

262 Dang! I missed it. Were the staffers named?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (ptqGC)

Yes...

Sara's article:

https://tinyurl.com/y3m3ay9y

CTH has the letter to Barr:

https://tinyurl.com/y3mqudmt

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (cF8AT)

263 Anyone else remember a red phone-looking electronic toy that had nine buttons that would play multiple pattern-recognition and memory games? I don't recall the name, but I remember liking that a lot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (bsfko)

264 We couldn't afford a calculator so we could only count up to 17.



I had to write "BOOBS" on a piece of paper. BY HAND!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (oVJmc)

265 >>Jack did you see the Sara Carter link I posted in the previous thread about Strzok and Page recruiting WH staff to spy for the FBI?

>>The info came from a Grassley/Johnson letter to Barr.

I did. I've been reading Grassley's letter. Strzok and Page were like something out of a bad spy movie.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (/tuJf)

266 Thanks, Tami!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (ptqGC)

267 We couldn't afford a calculator so we could only count up to 17.
Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:12 PM (UdKB7)

Missing fingers or toes?



Worse. He counts on teeth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (fuK7c)

268 I feel like there were better war/strategy games available 20 years ago than there are today. Today they're all Halo FPshooter action, super graphics - but I liked was the strategy games. Used to have a great Civil War game on 3.5 discs, you could refight most of the major battles from either side.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (V2Yro)

269 Anyone else remember a red phone-looking electronic toy that had nine buttons that would play multiple pattern-recognition and memory games? I don't recall the name, but I remember liking that a lot.


Merlin.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (oVJmc)

270 I miss Crimson Skies. That was the only PC game I ever really liked and enjoyed. Naturally, they don't make it for Win10 and I can't get it to run for love nor money. I've tried everything.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 09:04 PM (HaL55)

Try Great Old Games. Out of Hungary I believe.

Good site. You got to pay to play/download but they are 1st class. They will update you and they even have manuals and tips to download too.

https://www.gog.com/

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (Z+IKu)

271 Robert Francis 'Tweeko' O'Roarke

Posted by: davidt at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (71Ax3)

272 'Missing fingers or toes?'

No. 6 on each foot.

Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (UdKB7)

273 Trump up now

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (Izzlo)

274 >>I had to write "BOOBS" on a piece of paper. BY HAND!


We used to scratch it in the dirt using a stick or a rock.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (0mF4m)

275 Shut up hannity, let Trump talk.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (1g7ch)

276 It's fucking 8 minutes of Hannity and no Trump. WTF?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 09:09 PM (fuK7c)

He's coming on shortly. Courage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:10 PM (ptqGC)


Anybody got a link for a lazy brother?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (c9gj1)

277 What was that spring loaded football throwing mechanism from the 80s that would make you feel less shitty about dad not playing ball with you??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (usazX)

278 Worst toy ever.



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Ball in a Cup

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (0mF4m)


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Single use oversized styrofoam airplanes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (bsfko)

279 Anyone else remember Dark Tower?

A lot of fun. I can still hear the sounds.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 09:16 PM (oHKZG)

280 I don't want to see it, but it would be interesting to watch the economy and stock market (and interest rates) as soon as President Biden walked in the door for the first time on February 20th, 2021.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


And...he'd be a month late!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 09:16 PM (S6Pax)

281 Merlin.

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Thanks!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:16 PM (bsfko)

282 Worst toy ever.



-


Ball in a Cup

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (0mF4m)


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Single use oversized styrofoam airplanes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie



Pet rock.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 09:16 PM (Yzubb)

283 >>...he'd be a month late!!


Wait...I'm Pregnant!

Posted by: Pete Buttgeig at April 25, 2019 09:16 PM (0mF4m)

284 I did. I've been reading Grassley's letter. Strzok and Page were like something out of a bad spy movie.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (/tuJf)

Just texting away to each other. Hubris.

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 09:17 PM (cF8AT)

285
The worst part about the paddle thing with the ball attached to it was how annoying it was when someone else was playing with it.


Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:17 PM (IvAyz)

286 We had a TRS-80 and the only game I played on it was called "Waterloo" and had a single cannon with crew shooting at troops attacking up a hill. Unfortunately, my dad, the P.Eng., used it all evening for engineering work!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 09:17 PM (Dh1wo)

287 ...that he has an assistant follow him around with a big tank of N02 for him to huff whenever he wants? I doubt it. Somebody at a press conference might eventually notice that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 09:13 PM (HaL55)


I wish he would huff NO2.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 09:17 PM (c9gj1)

288 LOL AOC tweeted an attack on Rep. John Yarmuth (Ky.), as one of the Republican Party's "older male members." because he posed for a picture with a cardboard cut out of her.

http://tinyurl.com/yytqytn4

Problem: He's a Democrat.

She deleted the tweet but... internet, never forgets.

She's just a non-stop amusement ride of idiot

Where are those people who kept telling us she's the democrat Trump who we should all fear? Tell us more about how she's really secretly dangerous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:17 PM (39g3+)

289 Single use oversized styrofoam airplanes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (bsfko)


One flight, and a couple weeks of "I think I fixed it so the wings will stay- ok, well maybe if I..."

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:17 PM (t+qrx)

290 I completely cannot do the paddleball thing. I totally Petomaine it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 09:17 PM (oVJmc)

291

Do kids even fathom the idea of playing "telephone" with Dixie cups and string, today?

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:17 PM (IvAyz)

292 283 >>...he'd be a month late!!

Wait...I'm Pregnant!
Posted by: Pete Buttgeig at April 25, 2019 09:16 PM (0mF4m)


You didn't get diarrhea as expected?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 09:18 PM (c9gj1)

293 > PET ROCK
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 09:16 PM (Yzubb)


What do you want to pet the rock with?

>_

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:18 PM (t+qrx)

294 Anyone else remember Dark Tower?

A lot of fun. I can still hear the sounds.

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yup, I had Stop Thief, or something similar... cops n robbers with a computer thing to tell you if you caught the guy. fun!

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 09:18 PM (JziUy)

295 The worst part about the paddle thing with the ball attached to it was how your toy would become the paddle mom would use on you.

Posted by: davidt at April 25, 2019 09:18 PM (71Ax3)

296 I feel like there were better war/strategy games
available 20 years ago than there are today. Today they're all Halo
FPshooter action, super graphics - but I liked was the strategy games.
Used to have a great Civil War game on 3.5 discs, you could refight most
of the major battles from either side.

Posted by:

Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM

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The thing I don't understand is how people play shooters with Playstation and Xbox style controllers and not mice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:18 PM (bsfko)

297 Hey everybody.

The best part of watching Dems pander to women (or any other group) is the way they always try to one-up each other.

"I'll end the pay gap!"
"Uh, I do that plus I'll make tampons free! I like to wear them myself!"
"I'll do all that and then some!! I'm a woman trapped in a man's body!!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 09:18 PM (miE9U)

298 Answer to andycanuk's question in the last thread --

Those items on the Mark IV Ausf D are smoke candles, according to a Tamiya instruction sheet.

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 09:19 PM (AMIL/)

299 Oh Trump talking about it now!

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 09:19 PM (cF8AT)

300 Hannity asking Trump about the latest Stryzok Page news. PDT just hearing about it.

Wow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:19 PM (ptqGC)

301 I always wanted a pet rock. I had a pet twig but we had to burn it to stay warm.

Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:19 PM (UdKB7)

302 Pence's chief of staff recruited to spy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:19 PM (ptqGC)

303 Hannity asking Trump about the latest Stryzok Page news. PDT just hearing about it.

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oh boy...

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 09:20 PM (JziUy)

304 Remember that weird toy that was basically a metal straw and a chemical that let you blow tough plastic bubbles? I don't know why that was so cool but it really was interesting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:20 PM (39g3+)

305 The thing I don't understand is how people play shooters with Playstation and Xbox style controllers and not mice.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:18 PM (bsfko)

PCMR?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:20 PM (Ct55T)

306 >> Pence's chief of staff recruited to spy.


*Scowls*

Posted by: Mike Pence at April 25, 2019 09:20 PM (0mF4m)

307 299 Oh Trump talking about it now!
Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 09:19 PM (cF8AT)

What kind of old video games were his favorites?

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 09:20 PM (Izzlo)

308 Remember that weird toy that was basically a metal
straw and a chemical that let you blow tough plastic bubbles? I don't
know why that was so cool but it really was interesting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:20 PM (39g3+)


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Bought a small kit for $1 at Dollar General recently. Still fascinating.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:20 PM (bsfko)

309 nnity asking Trump about the latest Stryzok Page news. PDT just hearing about it.

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oh boy...

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sort of like trump signing amnesrty ( sorry troll bad moby, nuh uhhh) because his staff kept the gold star moms out of the white house to tell him about the impending disaster.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 09:21 PM (JziUy)

310 The Opening Monologue is 18 1/2 Minutes of Sean Rambling.

He split it up this year's show into segments.

HannityWatch
HannityThoughts
HannityView
HannityLanche
HannityAlert
HannityLine
HannityPoint
HannityGram

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:21 PM (LL1Be)

311
Invalid premise.

How many incidents of white-supremacist violence occur each year that aren't Leftist false-flag events? And how does that compare to Lefty- and minority-supremacist violence (e.g. panty-fa)?
_________________

Yep, the "white supremacist" violence typically turns out to be a hoax by some leftist idiot (college student, Dim politician's staffer, dim-witted actor, etc.).

Meanwhile, 95% of the world's actualsupremacist violence is being committed by muslims, but amazingly enough, nobody is asking any questions about what the Dim politicians plan to do to stop them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 25, 2019 09:21 PM (k4dH2)

312 I had a pet rock once but it ran away.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:21 PM (Ct55T)

313 What kind of old video games were his favorites?
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 09:20 PM (Izzlo)


Monopoly

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:21 PM (htgmn)

314 Where are those people who kept telling us she's the democrat Trump who we should all fear? Tell us more about how she's really secretly dangerous.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:17 PM (39g3+)

I agree with the idea thematically. She is symtomatic about how deeply unserious people treat both their government and how much control that government has over our lives.

She would normally be viewed as the crazy lady who smelled weird on a college campus, but instead she actually is one of the most powerful people on the planet. I am not saying it is just her- all these fuckers have too much power.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 09:21 PM (oHKZG)

315 >> Remember that weird toy that was basically a metal straw and a chemical that let you blow tough plastic bubbles? I don't know why that was so cool but it really was interesting.



Oh, hell yeah. That shit had to be murder on our alveoli.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 09:21 PM (0mF4m)

316 >>Hannity asking Trump about the latest Stryzok Page news. PDT just hearing about it.

I don't believe he just heard about it for a second. He seen all the evidence.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 09:21 PM (/tuJf)

317 Remember that weird toy that was basically a metal straw and a chemical that let you blow tough plastic bubbles? I don't know why that was so cool but it really was interesting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


It's still available at Dollar General.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 09:21 PM (Yzubb)

318 304 Remember that weird toy that was basically a metal straw and a chemical that let you blow tough plastic bubbles? I don't know why that was so cool but it really was interesting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:20 PM (39g3+)


Yeah. Rainbows. I can still remember how that smelled, I just can't remember why I liked it so much.

Then there were, I think they were called, "Shrinkies." Flat thinnish pieces of plastic with a white overlay with figures and things on it, you could color. Then you'd stick them in some sort of oven and they would shrink and thicken.

Posted by: Splunge at April 25, 2019 09:21 PM (ed8K1)

319 sort of like trump signing amnesrty ( sorry troll bad moby, nuh uhhh)

Call me Ishmael.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:22 PM (LL1Be)

320 The best part of watching Dems pander to women (or any other group) is the way they always try to one-up each other.

"I'll end the pay gap!"
"Uh, I do that plus I'll make tampons free! I like to wear them myself!"
"I'll do all that and then some!! I'm a woman trapped in a man's body!!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 25, 2019 09:18 PM (miE9U)


"I can't parallel park for shit!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 09:22 PM (c9gj1)

321 Worst toy ever.

-

Ball in a Cup

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (0mF4m)


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Single use oversized styrofoam airplanes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


X-Ray glasses

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 09:22 PM (AQToM)

322 Trump hurt my feelings..I am not sleeepyyyy......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Joey B. at April 25, 2019 09:22 PM (w6Rqu)

323 You guys had toys?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 09:22 PM (gC2IV)

324 Yeah, I went there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 09:22 PM (c9gj1)

325 295 The worst part about the paddle thing with the ball attached to it was how your toy would become the paddle mom would use on you.
Posted by: davidt at April 25, 2019 09:18 PM (71Ax3


At least you had a paddle. My mother stripped an oak tree of switches.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:22 PM (usazX)

326 At an Oasis stop on Illinois toll road last summer, we observed two guys playing the random electric football game. They said there's a league for it.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 25, 2019 09:22 PM (8AONa)

327 Then there were, I think they were called, "Shrinkies." Flat thinnish pieces of plastic with a white overlay with figures and things on it, you could color. Then you'd stick them in some sort of oven and they would shrink and thicken.
====

Shrinky Dinks

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 25, 2019 09:23 PM (JcXHH)

328 The thing I don't understand is how people play shooters with Playstation and Xbox style controllers and not mice.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:18 PM (bsfko)

I can do well optimized third person shooters (Division 2 is quite good on PS4) but not first person. It never works right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 09:23 PM (oHKZG)

329 X-Ray glasses



Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 09:22 PM (AQToM)


---

Ha. There's a Spongebob episode where he orders some but they're only powerful enough to see through clothes so he throws them away.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:23 PM (bsfko)

330 This place is like a cat rodeo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

331 327 Shrinky Dinks
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 25, 2019 09:23 PM (JcXHH)


That's it!

Posted by: Splunge at April 25, 2019 09:23 PM (ed8K1)

332 aww, the sistas didn't want to hear Boinie's 1963 MLK story. Maybe he should have told them he has Jussie's MAGA attackers tied up in a dungeon.

Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (YCpVK)

333 We couldn't afford Stretch Armstrong so my parents gave me a plastic bag full of play doh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (usazX)

334 >>Hannity asking Trump about the latest Stryzok Page news. PDT just hearing about it.


Trump is letting Sean have a big moment telling the big story.

Posted by: davidt at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (71Ax3)

335 This place is like a cat rodeo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


The saddles are all so small!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (S6Pax)

336 The worst part about the paddle thing with the ball attached to it was how your toy would become the paddle mom would use on you.

Posted by: davidt at April 25, 2019 09:18 PM (71Ax3


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (AQToM)

337 >>You guys had toys?

I had a dingaling.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (/tuJf)

338
Pet rock.

Clackers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (HaL55)

339 Sean can't help himself this time, his "questions" become rambling incoherent tours d'horizon. At least this time he didn't mangle the situation so badly that he hurts understanding for many non-nerds - as he usually does on the radio rambles.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (QDnY+)

340 because his staff kept the gold star moms out of the white house to tell him about the impending disaster.

Posted by: Keto not Beto


Please do go on.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (LL1Be)

341 We used to scratch it in the dirt using a stick or a rock.
Posted by: garrett
----
You had dirt?

Luxury!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (HE1Cg)

342 Then there were, I think they were called, "Shrinkies." Flat thinnish pieces of plastic with a white overlay with figures and things on it, you could color. Then you'd stick them in some sort of oven and they would shrink and thicken.
Posted by: Splunge at April 25, 2019 09:21 PM (ed8K1)


I remember a lot of the science toys were "have an adult do this for you", then step 25 was the part I could do, then the rest was "have an adult do the rest of this, then put it on a shelf so you can't get to it because you'll break it".

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (t+qrx)

343 'You guys had toys?'

Once. It was my birthday and we were at Walmart. My mom took the toy that I really really wanted down off the shelf and gave it to me to hold. Then she took it back and put it back on the shelf and we went home. That was the best birthday ever.

Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (UdKB7)

344 The worst was being out to get your own switch.

Are you serious? That looks like a switch to you? You're only making this worse. Go get a real one.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (gC2IV)

345 Hannity just asked Trump whether he regretted laying off HRC in the immediate aftermath of the election. Excellent question
, which is shocking. Trump's answer is solid, too.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (MMpbL)

346 335 This place is like a cat rodeo.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


The saddles are all so small!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (S6Pax)

Insom keeps stealing my helmet!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (oHKZG)

347 334 >>Hannity asking Trump about the latest Stryzok Page news. PDT just hearing about it.

Trump is letting Sean have a big moment telling the big story.
Posted by: davidt at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (71Ax3)

hehe.

"Why, no, Sean, I hadn't heard... why don't you tell me (and all your eleventy billion viewers) what that's all about?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (Ct55T)

348
Spatulas.

Mom's go-to.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (GDWqB)

349 X-Ray glasses



Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 09:22 PM (AQToM)

man I wanted those to work....but all those creatures that 'grow' in water.

Posted by: Joey B. at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (w6Rqu)

350 I forget--is Bernie the Bolshevik or the Menshevik?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (Ndje9)

351 >>The worst was being out to get your own switch.


"Fuck You! That's the Electrician's Job"

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 09:26 PM (0mF4m)

352 Shrinky Dinks


Posted by: Bicentennialguy
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It was cool out!

Posted by: Tonypete at April 25, 2019 09:26 PM (HE1Cg)

353
The Wooden Spoon was a weapon in my house -- it was never used for baking cookies and shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:26 PM (GDWqB)

354 What are the odds that 76 year old Biden and 77 year old Sanders make it through a grueling campaign to election day without dying or being hospitalized?

Posted by: Double Indemnity at April 25, 2019 09:26 PM (4Eo4+)

355 Say it. SAY IT!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 09:26 PM (/tuJf)

356 We had part of a Slinky, but I straightened it.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 09:26 PM (Izzlo)

357 My mom took the toy that I really really wanted down off the shelf

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Uh oh

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:26 PM (bsfko)

358 #298 Thanks, Gref. So they're smoke dispersers -- unless the Japanese badly translated from German!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 09:26 PM (Dh1wo)

359 No, it's Bernie Whippett

Posted by: Bernie Whatever at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (lfmil)

360 "these are sick people" (Strzok and Page)


Hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (QDnY+)

361 light brite...no never mind, not gay

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (JziUy)

362 348
Spatulas.

Mom's go-to.
Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (GDWqB)

Flip Flops. Always available.

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (htgmn)

363 'You guys had toys?'

Once. It was my birthday and we were at Walmart. My mom took the toy that I really really wanted down off the shelf and gave it to me to hold. Then she took it back and put it back on the shelf and we went home. That was the best birthday ever.

Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (UdKB7)



You had a Mom?

Posted by: That Other Guy at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (fuK7c)

364 I did enjoy play-doh a lot, it always smelled so interesting when you played with it, too.

We did a lot of cross-toy work. Build a castle made of blocks, use tinker toy catapults with rubber bands to beseige them. Build a car out of lego and put play-do men inside and crash them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (39g3+)

365 Model rockets.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (bsfko)

366 Trump is being coy


Love this !!! I can only imagine what he knows is coming.

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (XROPS)

367 Oh, yes.


"people a lot higher up" knew about the shenanigans.


Hmmm, who could that be??

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (QDnY+)

368 You gotta feel sorry for little Blotto there.
I mean, what's he going to say?

White lefties may thrill to his stories of being raised by a chicana nanny who named him "Beto" but that spiel isn't going to soothe this crowd of harpies.
"Hey! I can relate to you because mommy and daddy had a woman-of-color maid!!!"


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (Rxduq)

369
Then there were, I think they were called, "Shrinkies." Flat thinnish
pieces of plastic with a white overlay with figures and things on it,
you could color. Then you'd stick them in some sort of oven and they
would shrink and thicken.


That pales in comparison to the awesomenessism that was the Vac-U-Form toy. You only burned yourself once on that thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (HaL55)

370 Trump: they tried to overthrow the government.

Yes. Finally.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (MMpbL)

371 srs tho, I hope trump is taking the piss about not knowing. Dafuck, any conservative worth his internet connection can make a quick outline of the coup attempt against his presidency.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (JziUy)

372 'You had a Mom?'

Well that's what we called him.

Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (UdKB7)

373 What are the odds that 76 year old Biden and 77 year old Sanders make it through a grueling campaign to election day without dying or being hospitalized?

Hillary didn't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (39g3+)

374 Trump is teasing the hell out of us. He knows what's coming.

Can't wait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

375 Mom's go-to.

https://tinyurl.com/a8xzlek

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (I2/tG)

376 So they're smoke dispersers -- unless the Japanese badly translated from German!
Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 09:26 PM (Dh1wo)


Linkshänder-Rauchwechsler

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (t+qrx)

377 The one tactic I stole from my father was to have a fly swatted in the front seat of the car when my kids were small. Extends the reach.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (gC2IV)

378 Love this !!! I can only imagine what he knows is coming.

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (XROPS)

I bet it's taking every ounce of strength he has NOT to just tell everyone everything.

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (cF8AT)

379 Anyone remember snap fireworks. Those little annoying bags of gunpowder you threw against the ground?


Yeah, I didn't get those. I got charcoal snakes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (usazX)

380 342 I remember a lot of the science toys were "have an adult do this for you", then step 25 was the part I could do, then the rest was "have an adult do the rest of this, then put it on a shelf so you can't get to it because you'll break it".
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:24 PM (t+qrx)


There was some of that, but I remember, as an early teenager, happily ordering potassium permanganate, sodium and potassium nitrate, and other fun chemicals from chemical supply houses, then having fun with them on the concrete garage floor. Can't imagine what would happen these days if you tried that.

Posted by: Splunge at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (ed8K1)

381 White lefties may thrill to his stories of being raised by a chicana nanny who named him "Beto" but that spiel isn't going to soothe this crowd of harpies.
"Hey! I can relate to you because mommy and daddy had a woman-of-color maid!!!"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (Rxduq)

Oh, Lordy, is that actually true? I thought he was just an insufferable poseur... but THAT?!?!?!

Holy crap, that's gold.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (Ct55T)

382 I hope trump is taking the piss about not knowing

He probably didn't. Trump seems like a big picture guy who's kinda sloppy on the details and leaves that crap up to others. That's why he needs guys like Barr to get the gutter work done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:29 PM (39g3+)

383 Lawn darts.

"Throw it higher, Jimmy!"

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:29 PM (LL1Be)

384 >>I bet it's taking every ounce of strength he has NOT to just tell everyone everything.

For well over a year.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 09:29 PM (/tuJf)

385 I forget--is Bernie the Bolshevik or the Menshevik?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (Ndje9)


Bolshevik. Bernie would never have honeymooned in Russia if it had been Menshevik.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 09:29 PM (Y8PSl)

386 Remember that weird toy that was basically a metal straw and a chemical
that let you blow tough plastic bubbles? I don't know why that was so
cool but it really was interesting.

--

Super Elastic Bubble Plastic?

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 09:29 PM (JoUsr)

387 shenanigans- Hey, I could tell you a thing or two.

Posted by: Bernie Whatever at April 25, 2019 09:29 PM (lfmil)

388 I loved model rockets! Shot them a lot - once the launching pad tipped over after I hit ignition and it launched straight at me and my brother - we did some high steppin'! So that's what an RPG looks like comin' at ya, learned something.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 09:30 PM (V2Yro)

389 386 Super Elastic Bubble Plastic?
Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 09:29 PM (JoUsr)


Definitely.

Posted by: Splunge at April 25, 2019 09:30 PM (ed8K1)

390 379 Anyone remember snap fireworks. Those little annoying bags of gunpowder you threw against the ground?

Yeah, I didn't get those. I got charcoal snakes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (usazX)

Not gunpowder.

Fulminated mercury.

But yeah.

Apparently "Fulminated" is Latin for "Disappointing"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:30 PM (Ct55T)

391 373 What are the odds that 76 year old Biden and 77 year old Sanders make it through a grueling campaign to election day without dying or being hospitalized?

Hillary didn't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:28 PM (39g3


Hillary was hospitalized after her "fainting" spell when the SS threw her into the SUV.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:30 PM (usazX)

392 Anyone remember snap fireworks. Those little annoying bags of gunpowder you threw against the ground?


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That's about the only thing legal in lots of states these days.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:30 PM (bsfko)

393 353

The Wooden Spoon was a weapon in my house -- it was never used for baking cookies and shit.


Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:26 PM (GDWqB)

Yep. My aunt had 3 boys when she left the house of 30 years, they moved the stove and found all her wooden spoons there that she thought she 'lost'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 25, 2019 09:30 PM (w6Rqu)

394 Hmmm, who could that be??
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (QDnY+)


Would it be someone who claimed to have played basketball, but who throws up brick after brick?

Someone who plays golf pretty much like Stephen Hawking?

Somebody who throws a baseball ... also like Stephen Hawking?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 09:30 PM (c9gj1)

395 382 I hope trump is taking the piss about not knowing

He probably didn't. Trump seems like a big picture guy who's kinda sloppy on the details and leaves that crap up to others. That's why he needs guys like Barr to get the gutter work done.
----
careful, any doubts make you a troll moby

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 09:30 PM (JziUy)

396 385 I forget--is Bernie the Bolshevik or the Menshevik?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (Ndje9)

Bolshevik. Bernie would never have honeymooned in Russia if it had been Menshevik."

Problem for Bernie, this is the year that the Dems want WoMensheviks.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 09:31 PM (V2Yro)

397 67 Yes the DNC still has power. They and Soros will direct where the sweet dark money and fake votes go.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 08:46 PM (uEbPt)

Oh sure, Soros is still an evil prick. But the DNC? Literally every independent thought has been squeezed out of them. They're bureaucrats, and dim ones at that. They couldn't lead a parade.

The superdelegates and dark money help, yes, but Trump showed that they aren't insurmountable. Bernie will probably win: and inspire a Schultz to come out of the woodwork.

Posted by: trev006 at April 25, 2019 09:31 PM (pZ+Vo)

398 392 That's about the only thing legal in lots of states these days.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:30 PM (bsfko)


People in states with Indian reservations have more options.

Posted by: Splunge at April 25, 2019 09:31 PM (ed8K1)

399 Not gunpowder.

Fulminated mercury.

But yeah.

Apparently "Fulminated" is Latin for "Disappointing"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:30 PM (Ct55T)


Shit. And I loved Breaking Bad. I should have know that one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:31 PM (usazX)

400 Can't imagine what would happen these days if you tried that.

Dang it now I'm trying to remember the name of the science catalog that had all that cool stuff in it for mail order. I saved up paper route money and bought some Gibberellin, a plant hormone. Made them grow crazy and unpredictable. You'd get plants with huge leaves or strange flowers, took a while to get a nice result but it was an interesting learning experiment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:31 PM (39g3+)

401 That pales in comparison to the awesomenessism that was the Vac-U-Form toy. You only burned yourself once on that thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (HaL55)


Creepy Crawlers. That thing could get so hot it could burn down a house.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 09:31 PM (Y8PSl)

402 careful, any doubts make you a troll moby

Posted by: Keto not Beto


Keep babbling, BSG.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:31 PM (LL1Be)

403 386
Remember that weird toy that was basically a metal straw and a chemical

that let you blow tough plastic bubbles? I don't know why that was so

cool but it really was interesting.

--

Super Elastic Bubble Plastic?


Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 09:29 PM (JoUsr)

Wow, what a blast from the past.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 25, 2019 09:31 PM (w6Rqu)

404 He probably didn't. Trump seems like a big picture guy who's kinda sloppy on the details and leaves that crap up to others. That's why he needs guys like Barr to get the gutter work done.
----
careful, any doubts make you a troll moby

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 09:30 PM (JziUy)

Maybe on some things but this? This is personal to him. I'm sure he knows....all of it.

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 09:32 PM (cF8AT)

405 Jay, you are so warm it'd melt steel, even in the WTC.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:32 PM (QDnY+)

406 Remember the feeling when you finally got your parents to stop at the huge fireworks store that ended up just being a doublewide trailer with an enormous facade built up on the front exterior?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:32 PM (bsfko)

407 Edmund Scientific! That's what the catalog was. Man that was packed with stuff I could never afford but found endlessly fascinating.

I doubt they have chemicals any more these days. Probably mostly robotics

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:32 PM (39g3+)

408 They would let Mom out on the weekends. Mom would take us shopping and to the bank, and sometimes would even let me drive home. Mom liked it when I drove really fast.

Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:32 PM (UdKB7)

409 Creepy Crawlers. That thing could get so hot it could burn down a house.

--

Many a burn at our house. And I seem to remember my brother had a kids' woodburning set. He was probably around 10. I can still smell the wood burning. Or was it his room?

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 09:32 PM (JoUsr)

410 Hey hogmartin, isn't it about time for the ONT?

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:33 PM (htgmn)

411 At least you had a paddle. My mother stripped an oak tree of switches.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:22 PM (usazX)

She didn't send you out to get the switch? And she better like it.

#somethingsomethingswitchprivilege

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 09:33 PM (g14p9)

412 Shit. And I loved Breaking Bad. I should have know that one.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:31 PM (usazX)

Huh. Never watched it.

I'm just a genyoowine, home-grown dork who knows useless shit like that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:33 PM (Ct55T)

413
Didn't someone HERE say they still do coloring books?

Oh wait, I think someone here's mom would still do coloring books.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:33 PM (GDWqB)

414 400 Can't imagine what would happen these days if you tried that.

Dang it now I'm trying to remember the name of the science catalog that had all that cool stuff in it for mail order. I saved up paper route money and bought some Gibberellin, a plant hormone. Made them grow crazy and unpredictable. You'd get plants with huge leaves or strange flowers, took a while to get a nice result but it was an interesting learning experiment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:31 PM (39g3+)

Edmunds Scientific? Their warehouse/HQ was about an hour from my home as a kid, I loved going there. So much cool stuff.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 09:33 PM (Izzlo)

415 Nice. Trump finally echoing me (!!!) - "worst scandal in American history"

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:33 PM (QDnY+)

416 I just can't wait to be ruled by Angry Young Socialists of Color.

Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 09:33 PM (sdi6R)

417 careful, any doubts make you a troll moby

Only if you fixate only on the negative every post.

hint, hint

This is personal to him. I'm sure he knows....all of it.

Yeah, you're probably right about that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:34 PM (39g3+)

418 I feel like there were better war/strategy games
available 20 years ago than there are today. Today they're all Halo
FPshooter action, super graphics - but I liked was the strategy games.
Used to have a great Civil War game on 3.5 discs, you could refight most
of the major battles from either side.



I had a shareware disk called 'Seabattle', which featured famous WWI and WWII engagements between warships.


I got bored with it after a while and opened up the files and edited the ship specs so Prinz Eugen had 300 50" guns and could move at 120 knots.

That made things a lot more interesting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 09:34 PM (oVJmc)

419 My mother was so cheep that when we went for desert, it was the free sucker bowl from the bank.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:34 PM (usazX)

420 the Dems want WoMensheviks. Posted by: Tom Servo

They're full shevik.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 25, 2019 09:34 PM (Ndje9)

421 Posted by: Tami

Known troll.
Every comment starts with "I'm sorry to tell you but Trump sucks" and ends with passive-aggressive "oh I guess I'm a TROLL because I DISAGREE with your TRUMPCULT"

BSG.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:34 PM (LL1Be)

422 I doubt they have chemicals any more these days. Probably mostly robotics
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:32 PM (39g3+)

I think Aldrich is just about the last game in town for reagent grade chemicals these days.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:34 PM (Ct55T)

423 Hey hogmartin, isn't it about time for the ONT?
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:33 PM (htgmn)


#twoweeks

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:35 PM (t+qrx)

424 Didn't someone HERE say they still do coloring books?


Coloring books are a Thing. Someone Here whom you might recognize by her rack if you can pick her out below the crowd likes to do them in colored pencil.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 09:35 PM (fuK7c)

425 Edmunds Scientific? Their warehouse/HQ was about an hour from my home as a kid, I loved going there.

Yeah, that was the place. Everything was so interesting in there, it was cool just to read through. I was the youngest of four kids, three really smart older brothers so I learned a ton from them and just explaining stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:35 PM (39g3+)

426 I still color, but I've got young kids. They love the treat of when they're allowed to carefully use my rotrings and stabilos. I enjoy it, too. I remember that feeling.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:35 PM (bsfko)

427 I knew a kid in grade school who had one of those super-duper deluxe chemistry sets. Parents also gave him a fire extinguisher which did have to be put into use a time or two.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 09:35 PM (Y8PSl)

428 Funny but unimportant, Trump makes nice (but incorrect) noises about first IG report - after a few minutes earlier having agreed when Sean pointed out that newest text revelations confirm Clinton Espionage Act investigation was a fraud.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:35 PM (QDnY+)

429 what he would do to fight white-supremacist violence.

"The same thing we do for every imaginary problem: spend money and tell you that the problem is getting even worse!"

Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2019 09:36 PM (g0Lfb)

430 Nice to see the Horde in such a fine mood.

Good evening

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 09:36 PM (IDhUW)

431 430 Nice to see the Horde in such a fine mood.

Good evening
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 09:36 PM (IDhUW)

What the hell is that supposed to mean, wiseguy?!?!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:37 PM (Ct55T)

432 Grand Strategy games have always been kind of a fringe genre for companies. Last great ones I can think of was Hearts of Iron 3, Crusader Kings II and (to a lesser extent) Europa Universalis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 09:37 PM (oHKZG)

433 what he would do to fight white-supremacist violence.


--

Shut down the federal department staffing the groups would be a good start.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:37 PM (bsfko)

434 Love this !!! I can only imagine what he knows is coming.

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 09:27 PM (XROPS)

I bet it's taking every ounce of strength he has NOT to just tell everyone everything.
Posted by: Tami at April 25,



I admire that so much. I can barely keep an interesting secret about a neighbor. This man has withstood an unbelievable multi year attack and is keeping his head and not spilling amazing beans about his enemies even though he still cannot certain this all is going to come out.

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 09:37 PM (XROPS)

435 We did science experiments in the bathroom. Mom was very interested in forensics.

Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:37 PM (UdKB7)

436 Didn't someone HERE say they still do coloring books?


Coloring books are a Thing. Someone Here whom you might recognize by her rack if you can pick her out below the crowd likes to do them in colored pencil.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 09:35 PM (fuK7c)

Adult coloring books have been a thing since at least 2008.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 09:37 PM (g14p9)

437 My parents were big on toys that stretched and challenged your mind so we didn't get packaged stuff, we got bare bones and had to make stuff out of it. Spirograph, lego, lincoln logs, etc.

I always dreamed about an erector set but those suckers were spendy. We only had lego because when their main factory was in Denver, we lived there and dad picked up some stuff super cheap from the factory because of a buddy. It was the bare bones stuff too, no specialized parts other than wheels.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:37 PM (39g3+)

438 what he would do to fight white-supremacist violence

Or government-created contrails?

Or alien artifacts?

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:37 PM (LL1Be)

439 407
Edmund Scientific! That's what the catalog was. Man that was packed
with stuff I could never afford but found endlessly fascinating.



I doubt they have chemicals any more these days. Probably mostly robotics

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:32 PM (39g3+)

Carolina Biological. Used to sell human skeletons and skulls. Wanted to get a skull with the top sliced off for a candy dish. Heidi: "no way".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 25, 2019 09:38 PM (w6Rqu)

440 Merlin.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 09:15 PM (oVJmc)
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I remember getting that as a kid and thinking "wow - I will never ever be bored again!"

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 25, 2019 09:38 PM (nNY+7)

441 Trump - everything will be declassified

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 09:38 PM (Izzlo)

442 Stratego.

Posted by: davidt at April 25, 2019 09:38 PM (71Ax3)

443 OK, finally, at the end of the interview. The FISA warrants, 302s, and more will be declassified.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 09:39 PM (fuK7c)

444 Some of the adult coloring books are pretty interesting. We looked at a few at Hobby Lobby recently. Butterflies, gardens, etc. Very detailed and probably as good a way to spend your evening as binging netflix.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 09:39 PM (bsfko)

445 Adult coloring books have been a thing since at least 2008.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 09:37 PM (g14p9)

"I'm only half done with the nipples and i ran out of pink crayon! NOOOOO!!!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:39 PM (Ct55T)

446 Smoke candles here...
https://tinyurl.com/y485y7g8

Link to 1942 OSS report on Kraut smoke dispersers etc. included.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 09:39 PM (Dh1wo)

447 Trump just confirmed he's going to declassify everything and he only held off because he didn't want to give Mueller an opportunity to go after him for obstruction.

This is going to be so much fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 09:39 PM (/tuJf)

448 Trump on Biden: "He's not the brightest light bulb in the group...."

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 09:39 PM (cF8AT)

449 Ooh - Trump just said everything would be declassifed (related to the Mega-Scandal). We'll see. But entertaining.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:39 PM (QDnY+)

450 This is the Ultimate Art of the Deal

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:40 PM (htgmn)

451 You can get the entire Astraware catalog for your Palm these days.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 25, 2019 09:40 PM (JKNZq)

452 I had a shareware disk called 'Seabattle', which featured famous WWI and WWII engagements between warships.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 09:34 PM (oVJmc)


There was a game called "Battle Cruiser" for C64 (unrelated to a dumpster fire of a 1990s game from an unhinged developer) that was a tabletop-style WWI/WWII naval game. Had a book of ship stats the size of the yellow pages. Looked like an absolute blast.

It really wasn't, not when you're 7 years old. At least a tabletop game would have had little counters and a map you could play with when you got bored with all the numbers.

http://tinyurl.com/y4oq3sq2

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:40 PM (t+qrx)

453 Trump just confirmed he's going to declassify everything and he only held off because he didn't want to give Mueller an opportunity to go after him for obstruction.

---

hannity shoulda asked if he was going to do an ethics investigation into the conduct of the mueller probe.

second, trump should say obstruction against potus is a non starter, especially when faced with a LEO using a non-crime to commit crimes, like spying on a campaign and basically everything comey/clapper/brennan/etc/etc did.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 09:41 PM (JziUy)

454 39 Way OT.

Today is ANZAC Day.
Just poured up a dram of Red Breast.

To absent comrades.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (0tfLf)

Noo yesterday was ANZAC Day.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at April 25, 2019 09:41 PM (bgJ0E)

455 Adult coloring books are out there yeah. I like coloring stuff so I understand the attraction. I've seriously considered making some to try to sell but again its about reaching your audience, not creating the best product. If nobody knows what you have, nobody can buy it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:41 PM (39g3+)

456 >374
"Trump is teasing the hell out of us. He knows what's coming."

Sure he does. I believe Trump essentially told the principal parties investigating all this to hold off on bringing out the most damaging information and indictments publicly until the Mueller report exonerating him dropped. Now they have the "go" signal, and events are happening quickly on a number of important fronts.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 25, 2019 09:41 PM (DwzBO)

457 I always wanted a pet rock. I had a pet twig but we had to burn it to stay warm.
Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you

Luxury!

Posted by: A Yorkshireman at April 25, 2019 09:41 PM (+Tibp)

458 427
I knew a kid in grade school who had one of those super-duper deluxe
chemistry sets. Parents also gave him a fire extinguisher which did
have to be put into use a time or two.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 09:35 PM (Y8PSl)

Thats probably me. Fire dept. called by a neighbor when thick black smoke from an experiment gone terribly wrong billowed from the basement.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 25, 2019 09:41 PM (w6Rqu)

459 Women's forum, 450 comments, and not one allusion to sammiches?


Who are you people?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 09:41 PM (t6MX/)

460 Shorter Trump:

Have a nice weekend, plotters.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 25, 2019 09:42 PM (gC2IV)

461 459 Women's forum, 450 comments, and not one allusion to sammiches?

Who are you people?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 09:41 PM (t6MX/)

sammich thread was a few posts down... we're all full, now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:42 PM (Ct55T)

462 Nice to see the Horde in such a fine mood.

Good evening
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 09:36 PM (IDhUW)


You meet the nicest people in the Horde.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:42 PM (t+qrx)

463 Creepy Crawlers. That thing could get so hot it could burn down a house.

--

Many a burn at our house. And I seem to remember my brother had a kids' woodburning set. He was probably around 10. I can still smell the wood burning. Or was it his room?
Posted by: Lady in Black


Every toy that could burn you, I got burned on. At least once. I was not a careful child.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 09:42 PM (Yzubb)

464 flounder, waaay up Broseidon had a good line about all those women in the room and what? no hot meal in front of him?

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (QDnY+)

465 @447:

It's awesome, Jack, and the timing is a thing of beauty. Trump probably is a handful ad a client but apparently he listened closely to his attorneys, Giuliani in particular.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (HkYmB)

466 Well hoist one for ANZAC even though we missed it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (39g3+)

467 >>hannity shoulda asked if he was going to do an ethics investigation into the conduct of the mueller probe.

>>second, trump should say obstruction against potus is a non starter, especially when faced with a LEO using a non-crime to commit crimes, like spying on a campaign and basically everything comey/clapper/brennan/etc/etc did.

Trump has played this perfectly. I'm pretty sure he knows what he's doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (/tuJf)

468 Adult coloring books have been a thing since at least 2008.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 09:37 PM (g14p9)

My husband gave our raving lib daughter a coloring book for Christmas after Trump won.

He was kind of nice about it, cause she's a nurse and it was a nursing coloring book.

She was triggered even more. lol

Posted by: Marybeth at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (MEgUr)

469 457 I always wanted a pet rock. I had a pet twig but we had to burn it to stay warm.
Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you

Luxury!
Posted by: A Yorkshireman at April 25, 2019 09:41 PM (+Tibp)


Remember when Dad said it was better than a sharp stick in the eye? We knew, because that's all we had.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (t6MX/)

470 431 430 Nice to see the Horde in such a fine mood.

Good evening
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 09:36 PM (IDhUW)

What the hell is that supposed to mean, wiseguy?!?!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:37 PM (Ct55T)
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Take it any way you like it
And yes, I *am looking at you

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (IDhUW)

471
The Regular Show had an episode with a possessed evil dummy coming to life who'd run around drawing on people's faces.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (ZzdJK)

472 "Who are you people"

See #51.

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (UdKB7)

473 459 Women's forum, 450 comments, and not one allusion to sammiches?


Who are you people?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 09:41 PM (t6MX/)
--------
There was a hot meal request upstream.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (nNY+7)

474 First rule of coups: never fail

Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2019 09:44 PM (NbRJx)

475 >>>"Everything about Biden is phoney.

yep

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 25, 2019 09:44 PM (AN9Ri)

476 Democrats don't make sammiches. They order the immigrants to bring them sammiches.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:44 PM (usazX)

477 Trump just confirmed he's going to declassify everything and he only held off because he didn't want to give Mueller an opportunity to go after him for obstruction.

This is going to be so much fun.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 0


Yes! He said, I was right to wait. So that implies he probably was conflicted on whether to wait. Good for him. People think hes mercurial but obviously he has a lot of internal strength.

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 09:44 PM (XROPS)

478 ANZAC day was a big office event in several jobs in the past. Would be nice to go to a party again. I even speak 'stralian.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:45 PM (QDnY+)

479 464 flounder, waaay up Broseidon had a good line about all those women in the room and what? no hot meal in front of him?
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (QDnY+)

Tip of the hat to Broseiden for cover for you slackers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 09:45 PM (t6MX/)

480 Theyre not going to win with that ...piece of...
legislation.


Piece of shit. Again ...he restrained himself.


Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 09:46 PM (XROPS)

481 Trump just confirmed he's going to declassify everything and he only held off because he didn't want to give Mueller an opportunity to go after him for obstruction.

This is going to be so much fun.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019

Release the Kraken!

The devil take the hindmost.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2019 09:46 PM (Z+IKu)

482 Hilarious Trump commentary on stupid Dem congresscritters fawning over Cortez's idiotic Green New Deal.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:46 PM (QDnY+)

483 First rule of coups: never fail
Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2019 09:44 PM (NbRJx)


The trick is getting the conspirators to kill each other to avoid prison.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 09:47 PM (1g7ch)

484 Re paddle balls
"Mine's broken"
- Blue, Foster's Home

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 09:47 PM (IDhUW)

485 i loved my snoopy color-forms

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 25, 2019 09:47 PM (AN9Ri)

486
I'm reminded of the old adage, "If you dare to strike the king, strike not merely to wound."

Or, if you're going to try to kill the king, don't miss.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 09:47 PM (f1Vqw)

487 As a kid, my medical care was a ripped towel for a sling, peroxide for cuts, and whiskey for a cold.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (usazX)

488


http://www.johnsonsmith.com/


Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (aKsyK)

489 This is one hell of an interview.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (/tuJf)

490 I'm only half done with the nipples and i ran out of pink crayon! NOOOOO!!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 09:39 PM (Ct55T)

Well, if you were doing the inside and bit further south, running out of pink could be a problem. You're up north, choose a different color, live a little (Says they guy that has a type, long haired brunette, 5'2" ish)

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (g14p9)

491 @483:

It's probably time for a few more Seth Rich situations.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (HkYmB)

492 Some of the adult coloring books are pretty interesting. We looked at a few at Hobby Lobby recently. Butterflies, gardens, etc. Very detailed and probably as good a way to spend your evening as binging netflix.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Everyone is talking about adult coloring books and my mind has gone somewhere else.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (Yzubb)

493 Oh my. It's just sneering, derogatory laughter out of Trump re: GND. This fuckin' guy. LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (5aX2M)

494 358 #298 Thanks, Gref. So they're smoke dispersers -- unless the Japanese badly translated from German!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 09:26 PM (Dh1wo)


I think the instructions are correct. I found a pic of a 1/35 Ausf D Trop model with metal detail sets added. There are 5 chains hanging down from that rack. So I assume the candles were somehow triggered to drop by gravity by the crew, the chain pulled out the candle's actuator pin, and presto - a smoke cloud the tank could reverse into.

I also found a pic of a Mark III with the same hardware, being unloaded from a ship in Africa.

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (AMIL/)

495 ANZAC? Play the Python's Bruces Sketch.

Posted by: klaftern at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (RuIsu)

496 Trump just confirmed he's going to declassify everything and he only held off because he didn't want to give Mueller an opportunity to go after him for obstruction.

This is going to be so much fun.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019


Oh boy is this great.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (t6MX/)

497
Hannity lets Rush talk, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:49 PM (ZzdJK)

498 474 First rule of coups: never fail
Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2019 09:44 PM (NbRJx)
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And I think I've found the source of our happiness today.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 09:49 PM (IDhUW)

499
What should be done is like the Nazi's did after some failed generals' coup.

You put them each alone in a room. With a gun and one bullet.

Of course, with Brennan, that's too good for him. I'm thinking something more medieval for him.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 09:49 PM (f1Vqw)

500 As a kid, my medical care was a ripped towel for a sling, peroxide for cuts, and whiskey for a cold.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Mercurochrome. Monkey Blood FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 09:50 PM (Yzubb)

501 Schumer said something about how the IC can hurt you.

We're gonna see how a President can hurt a rogue IC.

Posted by: davidt at April 25, 2019 09:50 PM (71Ax3)

502
The problem with adult coloring books is the pages get sticky.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 09:50 PM (f1Vqw)

503 Hannity lets Rush talk, too.

..

Heh.

He knows better.

Posted by: Ha at April 25, 2019 09:50 PM (MAstk)

504 As a kid, my medical care was a ripped towel for a sling, peroxide for cuts, and whiskey for a cold.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (usazX)

What, no mercurochrome?

Posted by: Infidel at April 25, 2019 09:50 PM (lwX7s)

505
Trump just confirmed he's going to declassify everything

Bu-but he signed teh Amnsties and banned all teh ANGLE MOMS.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:50 PM (LL1Be)

506 ANZAC? Play the Python's Bruces Sketch.

NO POOFTERS!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:50 PM (39g3+)

507
btw, my respect for Matt Taibbi went up again today for confirming, in lieu of backpedaling, his previous case for the Russia Hoax.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:50 PM (ZzdJK)

508 An adult coloring book where you can color the paint schemes on WWII tanks & airplanes would be pretty cool.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 09:51 PM (Izzlo)

509 Did anyone else have that toy that was a walkie talkie that would talk to you and send you messages and give you "secret missions" and you had to do them or else bad things would happen to other people, people that you knew? And your parents made you throw it away because it didn't have any batteries or electronics and it was an empty bottle that you found in a vacant lot but that was part of the secret disguise and it was REAL and they didn't understand that it was important that you not miss any missions because of the terrible consequences?

I still have mine.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

510 Hes on fricken fire!!!

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 09:51 PM (XROPS)

511 Trump has played this perfectly. I'm pretty sure he knows what he's doing.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (/tuJf)

It sure seems that way.

Not sure how, since he obviously can't control his impulses

/s

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 09:51 PM (g14p9)

512 BREAKING: FBI Texts Show Agents Discussed Recruiting White House Sources To Spy For Bureau
https://tinyurl.com/y4lr944c

Senior Republican chairmen submitted a letter Thursday to Department of Justice Attorney General William Barr revealing new texts from former FBI Special Agent Peter Strzok to his paramour FBI Attorney Lisa Page showing the pair had discussed attempts to recruit sources within the White House to allegedly spy on the Trump administration...

Posted by: David French at April 25, 2019 09:51 PM (jY1B4)

513 500 As a kid, my medical care was a ripped towel for a sling, peroxide for cuts, and whiskey for a cold.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Mercurochrome. Monkey Blood FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 09:50 PM (Yzubb

My best friends mom put that shit on everything! Damn it stung.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:51 PM (usazX)

514
Is it true a rally is scheduled the same time as Fake News dinner?

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 09:52 PM (ZzdJK)

515 Mercurochrome. Monkey Blood FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 09:50 PM (Yzubb)


Mercurochrome, I wish. My mom always used Merthiolate which stung like hell.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 09:52 PM (aS1PU)

516 Hah! Stomping on McCain!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 09:52 PM (fuK7c)

517 I still have mine.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

That's a great story.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 09:53 PM (oHKZG)

518 An adult coloring book where you can color the paint schemes on WWII tanks & airplanes would be pretty cool.

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 09:51 PM (Izzlo)

-

That's a great idea.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 25, 2019 09:53 PM (dY/4N)

519 Suck it , Meggie.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:53 PM (LL1Be)

520 504 As a kid, my medical care was a ripped towel for a sling, peroxide for cuts, and whiskey for a cold.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:48 PM (usazX)

What, no mercurochrome?
Posted by: Infidel at April 25, 2019 09:50 PM (lwX7s)


Nope. Peroxide doubles as hair dye. Frugal.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 25, 2019 09:53 PM (usazX)

521 I had an Apple IIc, and got killed every stinking time I played Hitch Hiker's Guide before I even got to the stupid ship. Just once I would have liked to actually have made it aboard. And my kids nearly word out the "f" key playing some shooter game.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 25, 2019 09:53 PM (ebZss)

522 First rule of coups: never fail

Always Be Coup-ing!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at April 25, 2019 09:53 PM (OiC69)

523 When Sessions heard of Mueller's appointment, he offered his resignation. That was Obstruction-bait.
Firing Rosenstein: Obstruction-bait.
Firing Mueller: Obstruction-bait.
Railroading Flynn: Obstruction-bait.
Throwing Manafort in the dungeon: Obstruction-bait.
Sending an amphibious assault force to Roger Stone's: Obstruction-bait.

All they've done for two years was plot to entrap the President. He out-waited and outwitted these criminals.

And now its their turn.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 25, 2019 09:53 PM (Ndje9)

524 Imagine when Trump is post-White House--the tales he'll tell!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 25, 2019 09:53 PM (HiXF9)

525 My husband gave our raving lib daughter a coloring book for Christmas after Trump won.

He was kind of nice about it, cause she's a nurse and it was a nursing coloring book.

She was triggered even more. lol
Posted by: Marybeth at April 25, 2019 09:43 PM (MEgUr)

LOL, at least he tried.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 09:53 PM (g14p9)

526 Bu-but he signed teh Amnsties and banned all teh ANGLE MOMS.


And legalized war rape.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 09:54 PM (oVJmc)

527 BREAKING STORY ON PENCE 04/25/19 9:45 Pm Est https://youtu.be/MSf9tofFFuY

Posted by: David French at April 25, 2019 09:54 PM (jY1B4)

528 PDT is my favorite president of all time.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 25, 2019 09:54 PM (NtglE)

529 Nope. Peroxide doubles as hair dye. Frugal.

And as someone here noted, that, plus baking soda and dish soap makes a skunk shampoo that really works

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:54 PM (39g3+)

530 Did anyone else have that toy that was a walkie talkie that would talk to you and send you messages and give you "secret missions" and you had to do them or else bad things would happen to other people, people that you knew? And your parents made you throw it away because it didn't have any batteries or electronics and it was an empty bottle that you found in a vacant lot but that was part of the secret disguise and it was REAL and they didn't understand that it was important that you not miss any missions because of the terrible consequences?

I still have mine.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx)


I had something like that - a GI Joe backpack radio set with a little door with two wires, one with an alligator clip and the other had an earplug - connect it to a piece of metal and slide the antenna and you could hear somebody talking.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 09:54 PM (1g7ch)

531 Nose art would be another fun one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 25, 2019 09:54 PM (dY/4N)

532 Meghan McCain is gonna be extra pissed.

Maybe even pissed enough to endorse a Democrat.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 09:54 PM (5aX2M)

533 Bu-but he signed teh Amnsties and banned all teh ANGLE MOMS.

---

yup. he sure did. there will be consequences to this which will involve moar illegals. since he ran on immigration, it's a bit of a sticky wicket.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 09:54 PM (JziUy)

534 Thats probably me. Fire dept. called by a neighbor when thick black smoke from an experiment gone terribly wrong billowed from the basement.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 25, 2019 09:41 PM (w6Rqu)


Nope, not you. It was his bedroom.

Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 09:54 PM (Y8PSl)

535 When we got sick, Mom would throw us in the well. Mom would say " Oh so now your sick and you want to get well again eh?"

Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:55 PM (UdKB7)

536 Donny Two Scoops is knocking out of the park.

Posted by: Infidel at April 25, 2019 09:55 PM (lwX7s)

537 >>>Hah! Stomping on McCain!

bring the pain

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 25, 2019 09:55 PM (AN9Ri)

538 I had an Apple IIc, and got killed every stinking time I played Hitch Hiker's Guide before I even got to the stupid ship. Just once I would have liked to actually have made it aboard.


The Douglas Adams games are obscenely hard. Intentionally.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 09:55 PM (oVJmc)

539 My mom always used Merthiolate which stung like hell.

You never wanted to get caught by Mom with a cut! Liquid cauterization.

Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2019 09:55 PM (OiC69)

540 I guess every one is watching Trump

Man hes great.

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 09:55 PM (XROPS)

541 I had an Apple IIc, and got killed every stinking time I played Hitch Hiker's Guide before I even got to the stupid ship. Just once I would have liked to actually have made it aboard.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 25, 2019 09:53 PM (ebZss)


Douglas Adams said since then that the game was basically unwinnable. You could get to the end and if you hadn't done about twelve different unintuitive things at certain points along the way with no hint that you were supposed to do them at all (and sometimes with the game insisting that it was pointless to do them), you'd lose.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:55 PM (t+qrx)

542 What's a good drink for ANZAC Day? I don't think I have any Australian booze.

Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

543 509 Did anyone else have that toy that was a walkie talkie that would talk to you and send you messages and give you "secret missions" and you had to do them or else bad things would happen to other people, people that you knew? And your parents made you throw it away because it didn't have any batteries or electronics and it was an empty bottle that you found in a vacant lot but that was part of the secret disguise and it was REAL and they didn't understand that it was important that you not miss any missions because of the terrible consequences?

I still have mine.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at April 25, 2019 09:56 PM (IDhUW)

544 had an Apple IIc, and got killed every stinking time I played Hitch Hiker's Guide before I even got to the stupid ship. Just once I would have liked to actually have made it aboard. And my kids nearly word out the "f" key playing some shooter game

--------

you couldn't win HHGG without cheating, really, the fish puzzle made it impossible to do in your first run.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 09:56 PM (JziUy)

545 Biden may want to make America 'Straight' again, but notice he did not say 'of legal age.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 09:56 PM (oHKZG)

546 ANZAC? Play the Python's Bruces Sketch.
Posted by: klaftern


We don't want any stuck up sticky beeks here.

Posted by: Dr Bruce, PhD at April 25, 2019 09:56 PM (+Tibp)

547 NOOD ONT

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (htgmn)

548 Did anyone else have that toy that was a walkie talkie that would talk to you and send you messages and give you "secret missions" and you had to do them or else bad things would happen to other people, people that you knew? And your parents made you throw it away because it didn't have any batteries or electronics and it was an empty bottle that you found in a vacant lot but that was part of the secret disguise and it was REAL and they didn't understand that it was important that you not miss any missions because of the terrible consequences?

I still have mine.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 09:51 PM (t+qrx)

I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing. Two thumbs up and one of the circle snap things, I think that's good.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (g14p9)

549 Douglas Adams said since then that the game was basically unwinnable.

Part of his sense of humor and basic worldview that everything is pointless, random, and cruel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (39g3+)

550 542 What's a good drink for ANZAC Day? I don't think I have any Australian booze.
Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

Pull up some Australian boobs, drink some bourbon, call it close enough.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (oHKZG)

551 Sleepy joe.


This guy is quick.

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (XROPS)

552
you couldn't win HHGG without cheating

I blame Trump.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:57 PM (LL1Be)

553 'You never wanted to get caught by Mom with a cut!'

You're telling me!

Posted by: guy who always had it worse than you at April 25, 2019 09:58 PM (UdKB7)

554 Beto fading fast.

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 09:58 PM (XROPS)

555 rickl, beer! (or, "BEE-yah!")


Not Fosters.


For NZ, Steinlager.


For Oz, Victoria Bitters.


If neither are available, BEE-yah!

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:58 PM (QDnY+)

556 Beto fading fast.

Keto Beto BSG will need a medication refill and another nick change.

Posted by: mikeyG - Burn a Tire For Earth Day at April 25, 2019 09:59 PM (LL1Be)

557 Turns out there is a tanks & AFV coloring book

https://tinyurl.com/yykuu87h

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 09:59 PM (Izzlo)

558 555 rickl, beer! (or, "BEE-yah!")


Not Fosters.


For NZ, Steinlager.


For Oz, Victoria Bitters.


If neither are available, BEE-yah!
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 09:58 PM (QDnY+)


OK, Yuengling it is then.

Posted by: rickl at April 25, 2019 10:00 PM (sdi6R)

559 Watching "48 Hours" tonight. Tulsa.

This sounds like a New Math question ...

Gay white male killed by two Reparations Americans: male (who skated on prior murder charge) and female, (who actually pulled the trigger).

Does the gay white male owe reparations? If so, how much?

Show your work.

Posted by: Kingsnake at April 25, 2019 10:01 PM (3JbJY)

560 128 k memory. Cutting edge technology! And the IIc was portable!

It died and I didn't get a PC until several years later, after I realized I couldn't run the bookstore with just one and paper. Got a desktop with 1 gig memory. But I was so conditioned by that 128 k, I used to panic if I created a file more than 60 k. Drove my consultant ( customer/friend who worked as a software specialist) insane.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 25, 2019 10:01 PM (ebZss)

561 Thanks, guys. Now I don't feel so bad about losing at HHGG five minutes in every time.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 25, 2019 10:05 PM (ebZss)

562 Thanks, guys. Now I don't feel so bad about losing at HHGG five minutes in every time.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 25, 2019 10:05 PM (ebZss)


You had to lie down in front of the bulldozer, but get up in time to get off the planet. You couldn't be off more than one move, plus there were other things you needed to do before that or else you'd be screwed later in the game. Hours later. It was something like remember to feed a dog so he's not hungry hours later when you revisit that timeline as a microscopic version of yourself, or else he'll eat you then.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 10:07 PM (t+qrx)

563 never type escape in HHGG

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 10:07 PM (JziUy)

564 never type escape in HHGG
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 10:07 PM (JziUy)


What happens if you do?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

565 What happens if you do?
---
instant kill, sort of a funny scene plays out, I think you get to a death scene in Infidel.

just like how the test engine is waiting for your first typo to do the story about the invading space fleet ...

spoiler...



getting eaten by a dog.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (JziUy)

566 "text engine"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 10:11 PM (JziUy)

567 For NZ, Steinlager.
For Oz, Victoria Bitters.
If neither are available, BEE-yah!
Posted by: rhomboid

Thanks for remembering that there were in fact two countries involved , not just the Strines.

Steinlager is crap dishwater by the way.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at April 25, 2019 10:13 PM (bgJ0E)

568 Commodore 64, Bard's Tale. That was a long game. Never finished it.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at April 25, 2019 10:27 PM (l7Kbv)

569 Mashing the threads, I had a New Zealander pen pal for a a few years when I was 10 or 11. Lost touch but he took care of the family sheep. Picked up some Australian red wine tonight and Panzer General rocked!

Posted by: Beartooth at April 26, 2019 12:24 AM (5q9y4)

570 http://essaymonth.com

Posted by: Laura Bibi at April 26, 2019 08:32 AM (jANNZ)

571 [url="http://essaymonth.com"]http://essaymonth.com[/url]

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