Massachusetts Judge Charged in Federal Court With Conspiracy, Obstruction of Justice, and Perjury for Helping an Illegal Immigrant Evade ICE in Her Courtroom

Another court officer was charged as well.


A judge who allegedly helped an illegal immigrant escape out the basement door of Newton District Court last spring, and the court officer who assisted, were charged in federal court today with conspiracy, obstruction of justice and perjury.

U.S. Attorney Andrew Lelling announced the indictments against Judge Shelley M. Richmond Joseph and former Court Officer Wesley MacGregor.

Judge Joseph, the indictment alleges, allowed an illegal immigrant wanted by immigration officers to leave Newton District Court without being detained for possible deportation.

"I'm not gonna allow them to come in here," the judge is alleged to have told the manís defense attorney. She was basically keeping an ICE officer on the outside of the courtroom....

The judge, federal prosecutors are alleging, allowed Jose Medina-Perez to walk after being arrested by Newton police on drug charges last April. He was also wanted for drunken driving out of Pennsylvania and ICE had a detainer on him.

Meanwhile, Florida governor Ron DeSantis announces his policy on sanctuary cities, which consists of one word: "NOPE."

Oh wait, there is a three word addendum to the policy: "lol get fucked"

Florida Republicans once worried that hardline immigration policies would alienate Hispanic voters and cost the party the nationís biggest swing state. Then came Donald Trump, who carried Florida in 2016. Two years later, Gov. Ron DeSantis won election running as a Trump clone.

Now the GOP-led Legislature is heeding DeSantis' call and is poised to pass legislation cracking down on so-called sanctuary cities. The bill would mark a triumph for a wing of the party that has pushed to call the bluff of moderates and Democrats who have long predicted that anti-immigration policies would mean electoral catastrophe for Republicans.

"The last two elections were in part a referendum on the broken illegal immigration system," said Rep. Blaise Ingoglia, former chairman of the Republican Party of Florida. "Both President Trump and Gov. DeSantis ran on platforms of fixing a broken illegal immigration system and being strong under the law."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:35 PM




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1 first??

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (NLLmE)

2 Joseph and MacGregor will be fun party favors in the hoosegow...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (yjFUx)

3 Oh, this is sweet. It's about time to hold all public officials to account.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (xptlg)

4 Elections matter

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (R5eD6)

5 MOAR!


Do a mayor next.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (1g7ch)

6 Am I wrong for wanting these judges to get burned and get burned hard for their personal, illegal judgements that result in the death of innocent Americans?

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (TYC2c)

7 Eleven is the new #1.

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (UdKB7)

8 Lock them up!

Posted by: HA at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (MAstk)

9 Multiply this by 25 or 30 judges and maybe we'll get somewhere.

Posted by: Lily, formerly of Hot Air now of AoSHQ, Assassin in the Night, not an NPC at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (rw1l7)

10 Do a mayor next.

Butt-Plug and Shep are excited.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (yjFUx)

11 Short rope, tall tree

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (flINI)

12 "lol get fucked" needs to be trumps 2020 slogan

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (JziUy)

13

Oh wait, there is a three word addendum to the policy: "lol get fucked"

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THAT'S SEVEN WORDS!

Posted by: Joe Biden Esquare at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (bsfko)

14 Give that Judge it's walking papers and a fat pension. That's how it works, right?

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (UdKB7)

15 Ron deSantis has not yet achieved huge swinging d*** status, but his trendline looks good.

Posted by: pep at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (T6t7i)

16 Lock them up!
Posted by: HA at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (MAstk)


In stocks by city hall, pantsed.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (1g7ch)

17 Eleven is the new #1.
Posted by: freaked


I want to thank all the little people I stepped on to get here.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (NLLmE)

18 "lol get fucked" needs to be trumps 2020 slogan
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (JziUy)


I would buy a "lol get fucked" hat.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (t+qrx)

19 >>Oh wait, there is a three word addendum to the policy: "lol get fucked"


Hahahaha!

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (0mF4m)

20 Hey judge.
What ever happens to my family at the hands of an illegal, happens to yours.
Deal?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (0tfLf)

21
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (KCxzN)

22 The old-school Cubanos down in SoFla are not enamored of illegal immigration.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (NWiLs)

23
Now they need to charge a judge on the west coast so we can have a matching set.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 25, 2019 07:40 PM (TAmPV)

24 I prohibit this indictment! Turn those machines back on!!!!

Posted by: Judge Kilauea at April 25, 2019 07:40 PM (T6t7i)

25 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

26 OT: twitter is trying to make deranged donald happen.

because

some commie UK politician said "we wud never spy on trump for hillary"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 07:40 PM (JziUy)

27 Hey, remember when the notoriously still missing RBG officiated a gay wedding in the SCOTUS offices/chamber/whatever a month or two before getting to rule on gay marriage?

Posted by: Joe Biden Esquare at April 25, 2019 07:40 PM (bsfko)

28 18 "lol get fucked" needs to be trumps 2020 slogan
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 07:38 PM (JziUy)

I would buy a "lol get fucked" hat.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (t+qrx)

Need a censored and uncensored version but yeah. That would be the tits.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

29 'What ever happens to my family at the hands of an illegal, happens to yours. '

You are going to bring chips and salsa to the judge's table?

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 07:40 PM (UdKB7)

30 True Fact : DeSantis is Spanish for Deez Nutz.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (0mF4m)

31 22 The old-school Cubanos down in SoFla are not enamored of illegal immigration.

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yeah, well, they're "Spaniards" and they like Haitians even less than most Europeans.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (JziUy)

32 15
Ron deSantis has not yet achieved huge swinging d*** status, but his trendline looks good.


Posted by: pep



pffffffft. You call that a huge swinging d***? THIS is a huge swinging d***.

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (T6t7i)

33 MAKE AMERICA GET FUCKED AGAIN

BIDEN 2020

Posted by: Joe Biden Esquare at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (bsfko)

34
I hate the MA AG. She's a rotten political hack, and nasty dyke.

She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (M/o6U)

35 Eleven is the new #1.
Posted by: freaked


I want to thank all the little people I stepped on to get here.

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 07:39 PM (NLLmE)

******

Bier spewed into desk.
Glad to see the Horde is up to typical antics this late in the day.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (0tfLf)

36
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (KCxzN)

37 Willowed:

"I read somewhere that he came out and said they were going to go back to the days when the nation was ethical and straight.

Maybe Twitchy?

I will look.

Fox news http://tinyurl.com/y3ypjzrk

"Joe Biden: America's coming back like it used to be; ethical, straight, telling the truth"

But now I think they changed that."

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (ACz8/)

38 You can't expect them to let a future democrap be mistreated by the 'man', can you?

Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (qBNEP)

39 "moderates" = neverTrumpin' Cucks

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (V2Yro)

40 I AM THE LAW!

Posted by: Inmate DREDD at April 25, 2019 07:42 PM (LuPts)

41 Darned socks

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 07:42 PM (bsfko)

42 Somewhere, Pete Wilson, first Republican to understand this issue and a RINO at that, is smirking. As he should be.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 25, 2019 07:42 PM (ujg0T)

43 F that bitch wearing a black robe.

With A pineapple sideways, wrapped in barbed wire.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 25, 2019 07:42 PM (0cSKt)

44

Does joke biden remind anyone else of slimy Senator Kinsey from Stargate SG-1?

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:42 PM (M/o6U)

45 She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (M/o6U)


Yes, that's the idea I think.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:42 PM (t+qrx)

46 I hate the MA AG. She's a rotten political hack, and nasty dyke.
...


Yes but surprisingly the Governor is taking the correct stance.

Posted by: HA at April 25, 2019 07:42 PM (MAstk)

47 You want to end the Sanctuary City thing? This is how. You arrest a few people who prevent federal officers from doing their jobs. Others decide whether listening to that is worth risking a federal sentence.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 07:43 PM (0QYMt)

48 You heard it here first. Joe Biden wants America the way it used to be - Straight.

Biden 2020 - Fags Get Out

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 07:43 PM (TWz5r)

49 Tell the MA AG with a little adjusting of letters you get MAGA

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 07:43 PM (yjFUx)

50 She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."

If it's gonna have a "chilling effect" on the willingness of Mass Judges to let illegals run free, then I'd say let that cold wind blow!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 07:43 PM (V2Yro)

51 5 MOAR!


Do a mayor next.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (1g7ch)

Got to catch me first, bitches!

Posted by: Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh at April 25, 2019 07:43 PM (Izzlo)

52
She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."


Bummer

Posted by: Paul Manafort at April 25, 2019 07:44 PM (TAmPV)

53 Good on DeSantis. I haven't lived in FL for a while, but I think the vast majority of Hispanics there are Cuban and Puerto Rican. The legal residents there are not enthralled with hordes of illegal border jumpers any more than the rest of us.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 07:44 PM (JoUsr)

54
1. He was not an "immigrant."
2. He was deported TWICE before. Sneaking across the border does not make one an immigrant.
3. He was a foreign invader with no intention whatsoever to "immigrate" to the USA and become a citizen.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:44 PM (M/o6U)

55 Well, better late than never, eh ?

Now do it again, and again, ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 25, 2019 07:44 PM (wA4OO)

56 Massachusetts Judge Charged in Federal Court With Conspiracy, Obstruction of Justice, and Perjury for Helping an Illegal Immigrant Evade ICE in Her Courtroom

It's about friggin time.

She could use a treason charge, too - giving aid and comfort to an invading enemy.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 07:45 PM (AQToM)

57 Sanctuary cities don't even get majority support in California. This is an easy win for Republicans, even blue states reject them if it was ever put in front of voters.

Posted by: Blago at April 25, 2019 07:45 PM (UfkIY)

58 Any mention of cuck Trump paying 2 Mil to KJU for a vegetable?

Posted by: Killjoy at April 25, 2019 07:45 PM (eFOuK)

59 Pretty sure that 'chilling effect' she's complaining about is still under the umbrella of "jaw, jaw", instead of - something else.


They're certainly able to request a change of venue.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 25, 2019 07:45 PM (eAshZ)

60 You heard it here first. Joe Biden wants America the way it used to be - Straight.

Biden 2020 - Fags Get Out
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 07:43 PM (TWz5r)


That and getting ass-grabby was only countered at worst with a slap.... and you could pick your secretary to service you cameltoe on willy brown.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 07:45 PM (1g7ch)

61
Yes but surprisingly the Governor is taking the correct stance.

Oh? I hadn't heard. I just assumed Faker Baker was against the arrest.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:45 PM (M/o6U)

62 Expecting judges to obey the law? Talk about radical!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 07:45 PM (+y/Ru)

63 Actually, if you are going to comment on your neighbor's Hate Has No Home Here yard sign, LOL Get Fucked is about as succinct as it gets.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 07:45 PM (+fPHo)

64 Can I get a perp walk?

Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 07:45 PM (NLLmE)

65 I saw a Virginia vanity plate today with the pyramidal Gadsden snake (the don't step on me one that looks like a beehive). On the left, it had MAG (pyramid shape) DJT. I'm surprised they let that one slip by.

Posted by: pep at April 25, 2019 07:46 PM (T6t7i)

66 Kavanaugh cant wait to be the deciding vote on the Constitutionality of the "Lol get fukd" doctrin.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 07:46 PM (TWz5r)

67 Ron deSantis has not yet achieved huge swinging d*** status, but his trendline looks good.
Posted by: pep


At this point in time, at this juncture, as it were, I would have to say that Ron deSantis would be my first choice to run for Prezzident after Trump leaves office in 2024.

DeSantis:2024!

Make it so, morons!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 07:46 PM (S6Pax)

68 By the way, Anne Coulter has a wonderful column over at Townhall which talks about Conspiracy and Collusion and so on. And how maybe if we're all super serial about it now, we should go ahead and prosecute the Clintons.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 25, 2019 07:46 PM (xptlg)

69 The main point is they have been indicted. Now, when a federal officer shows up and wants to check the local jail list against his list, what would the smart desk sergeant do?


(1) No way man! Norte America Libre!

(2) Here you are.


Who wants to go to jail for Pablo?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 07:47 PM (0QYMt)

70 I'd like to see some mayors and governors and local legislators dragged away in chains, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 07:47 PM (AQToM)

71 Hey KillJoy, Trump told Lil Kim DingDog to GFY over that.

BTW there is a gloryhole missing you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 07:47 PM (yjFUx)

72 I may be wrong, but i don't think it is constitutional for them to ask you if Hate is in residence at your address.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 07:47 PM (0mF4m)

73 She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."

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lol get fucked

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 07:47 PM (JziUy)

74 At this point in time, at this juncture, as it were,
I would have to say that Ron deSantis would be my first choice to run
for Prezzident after Trump leaves office in 2024.



DeSantis:2024!



Make it so, morons!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic!


Nope. Got to be Dan Crenshaw. DeSantis can carry his spare eyepatch.

Posted by: pep at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (T6t7i)

75 Bye, SHELLEY.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

76 She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."

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yes, this is called "policy"

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (JziUy)

77 Perhaps these kinds of crimes, once proven, should be punished with immediate hanging.

You know, to encourage the others.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (xptlg)

78 Finally a little glimmer of hope.

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (q177U)

79
Some people pronounce Kavanaugh like it rhymes with Havana. Kah-VAHN-Ah.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (M/o6U)

80 I went and read up on what the Mass. AG said - oh that is funny, she is pissed off. What REALLY pisses her off is that these are FEDERAL charges and they "TRUMP" all of her puny State powers. HA!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (V2Yro)

81 Donald Trump keeps obstructing justice but the only ones ever facing charges are Democrats

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (TN1P5)

82 Do you think that maybe Our Betters are starting to get the vague hint that we really really really mean it about stopping illegal immigration?

Nah. Me either.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (GbPPJ)

83 I would buy a "lol get fucked" hat.


I would buy that as a gift.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (TYC2c)

84 She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."


Uh, YEAH, IT'S SUPPOSED TO.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (oVJmc)

85 She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."

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I hope it has a freezing like Hoth on Christmas effect on this sanctuary bullshit

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM (Izzlo)

86 >> Finally a little glimmer of hope.


You probably didn't mean Glitter.


But. Glitter would be worse for the environment.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 07:49 PM (0mF4m)

87 68 By the way, Anne Coulter has a wonderful column over at Townhall which talks about Conspiracy and Collusion and so on. And how maybe if we're all super serial about it now, we should go ahead and prosecute the Clintons.

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it's going to happen. unless trump is a pussy and enjoys seeing his friends get put in the poor house by a biased, conflicted special prosecutor that wasted 2 years of his administration and was set loose by hillary.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 07:49 PM (JziUy)

88 Well Dems do tend to stink like Tauntauns...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 07:49 PM (yjFUx)

89 lol get fucked

--

I'm sensing this will become a Horde...thing.

Embiggen
Lace Wigs
Dees Nutz
#twoweeks
lol get f*cked

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 07:49 PM (JoUsr)

90 Isn't Massachusetts where Barky's illegal Uncle Omar was driving around drunk and his illegal Auntie Zetuni was living in public housing and yet, even after each was caught "some" Mass court let them stay. ... "Don't worry about those ten year old deportation orders. THey expire after 30 days, anyway."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 07:50 PM (AQToM)

91 I would want a mug that had LOL on the outside and 'Get Fucked' printed in the bottom, interior.

For gifting.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 07:50 PM (0mF4m)

92 She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."
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lol get fucked
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 07:47 PM (JziUy)


Perfect form, sticks the landing. 9s and 10s all around, with a 6 from the 9th circuit judge.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 07:50 PM (t+qrx)

93
Aren't we way overdue for making breastfeeding in public a major crisis, again?

You know, the thing nobody gives a shit about but the Left pretends Conservatives are AGHAST at the idea of breastfeeding.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:50 PM (M/o6U)

94 If you are going to have Staples print up a batch of stickers, make 'em about a quarter the size of a regular bumper sticker, and printed LOL get f*cked.

Lots of uses for these.

Decorate those flyers all around campus advertising stuff like diversity meetings and talks about safety.

Nice little overlays on the Bernie 2020 bumper stickers springing up everywhere.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 07:50 PM (+fPHo)

95 Martha McCallum interviewing Victor D. Hansen.

He has a twin brother who is a BernieBro.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

96 I hate the MA AG. She's a rotten political hack, and nasty dyke.



She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and
said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling
effect."

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (M/o6U)

I am grateful that she pointed out the mind-bendingly obvious for the sake of the slow in her district. Yes, it is political, just like the Sanctuary State thing is political. Now - do that and get a federal grand jury indictment. Your move, attorney general?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 07:50 PM (0QYMt)

97 If it's cool to actually raid the office of the personal attorney of the president of the United States, then by G-d, you can arrest the fuck out of a Judge who breaks the law.

New rules, bitches.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2019 07:50 PM (Y3hKx)

98 Hmm, lol get fucked, wonder if we could get the esteemed FenelonSpoke to put that on her yard sign when she gets back.

I seem to recall she actually said that once.

Posted by: Infidel at April 25, 2019 07:51 PM (lwX7s)

99
Nope. Got to be Dan Crenshaw. DeSantis can carry his spare eyepatch.

Posted by: pep at April 25, 2019 07:48 PM


has anyone reached out & invited Crenshaw to the MoMe in October?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2019 07:51 PM (KCxzN)

100
If you are going to have Staples print up a batch of stickers, make 'em
about a quarter the size of a regular bumper sticker, and printed LOL
get f*cked.


Slapped on every Coexist sticker, all the old Obama/Biden stickers, Stacey Abrams stickers....

Great idea!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 07:51 PM (ptqGC)

101 Uh oh. Has Buttplug heard yet that Joe wants the country to go back to being straight?

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 07:51 PM (6XgGT)

102 lol get f*cked

Hmm. Same letters as a certain bicycling blog known in the days of yore.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 25, 2019 07:52 PM (ACz8/)

103 She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (M/o6U)
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She'll have plenty of time to chill in prison.

Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2019 07:52 PM (aXucN)

104
Who am I?

NOBODY IS ABOVE THE LAW!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:52 PM (M/o6U)

105
Hot damn. About damned damned time.

Would any other Republican president do this? Hell, no. They'd be scared to death to charge state officials with violating federal laws on this.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:52 PM (f1Vqw)

106 >>>trump is a pussy

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

Posted by: Killjoy at April 25, 2019 07:52 PM (eFOuK)

107 >>> 6 Am I wrong for wanting these judges to get burned and get burned hard for their personal, illegal judgements that result in the death of innocent Americans?
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 25, 2019 07:37 PM (TYC2c)

No.

No, you are not.


*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket - CNN is ridiculous bullshit at April 25, 2019 07:52 PM (0ReGO)

108 Mitt would never attack the judiciary like this!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 07:52 PM (+y/Ru)

109 I love the name Blaise.

Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2019 07:52 PM (9xfh1)

110 I'm pretty sure that individual states can tax remittances. This is gonna be my pet project over the summer: enact legislation in Indiana to tax remittances. Butt Lick says illegals pay sales tax. Yeah, on the money they spend here. The rest goes to build mansions in meheeco.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 25, 2019 07:53 PM (+7uO0)

111 >>Nice little overlays on the Bernie 2020 bumper stickers springing up everywhere.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 07:50 PM (+fPHo)

Our close friends still have their Bernie bumper sticker from four years ago. In fact I think it's holding the car together.

Posted by: Caliban at April 25, 2019 07:53 PM (QE8X6)

112 He has a twin brother who is a BernieBro.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 07:50 PM (ptqGC)
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Are you kidding? Must be a fraternal twin.

Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2019 07:53 PM (aXucN)

113 Would any other Republican president do this? Hell, no. They'd be scared to death to charge state officials with violating federal laws on this.

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wait, I thought the left was super into stoppign obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 07:53 PM (JziUy)

114 Okay, Brian Kemp. Time for you to deal with Atlanta's sanctuary status.


I can hear the screams of RAACISSST! already.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

115 ... were charged in federal court today with conspiracy, obstruction of justice and perjury.

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[As I've been saying for two years now:] If PDT does this to elected officials in sanctuary states and cities, he'll win 2020 in a landslide. Cynical people who've given up participating owing to the open flaunting of the law by these scum will flock to the polls to give Trump a second term.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 25, 2019 07:53 PM (WqPYg)

116 Let's hope what starts in Massachusetts goes to Hawaii.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2019 07:53 PM (xPl2J)

117 The last two elections were in part a referendum on the broken illegal immigration system

He ain't just a-whoofin.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 07:53 PM (39g3+)

118 Mikey, no, prosecution of these extremely serious crimes by officers of the law/court (usually considered *the* most serious sorts of non-violent crimes) isn't political. It's enforcing basic laws, and, again, trying to punish one of the most egregious possible abuses of state power.


I'm confident I've misunderstood your point there.



Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 07:54 PM (QDnY+)

119 trump is a pussy

You're thinking of Custer.

Posted by: pep at April 25, 2019 07:54 PM (T6t7i)

120 To give you an idea of how big a step this is: This judge, even if she beats the rap, has to now recuse herself from every case where the US government is a party

So, while the Dems in the Senate can protect her from impeachment, there's almost no case she can sit for

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 25, 2019 07:54 PM (TN1P5)

121 Nope. Got to be Dan Crenshaw. DeSantis can carry his spare eyepatch.
Posted by: pep


Crenshaw for Veep. What a ticket!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 07:54 PM (S6Pax)

122
He has a twin brother who is a BernieBro.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

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Are you kidding? Must be a fraternal twin.



Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2019 07:53 PM (aXucN)


I know. Yeesh. But I have an only sibling, my crazy prog sister. I blame her journo school.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

123 Let's hope what starts in Massachusetts goes to Hawaii.

Hawaiian Judge #9 to the volcano?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 07:55 PM (yjFUx)

124 Aiding and abetting illegals is a felony. Uphold the law already.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 25, 2019 07:55 PM (+7uO0)

125 It's a shame the judge wasn't from Hawaii, but I guess Mass. is the next best.

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 07:55 PM (BbGew)

126
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Posted by: Dan Crenshaw at April 25, 2019 07:55 PM (f1Vqw)

127 Let's hope what starts in Massachusetts goes to Hawaii.
Posted by: Mark1971 at April 25, 2019 07:53 PM (xPl2J)
---------

By way of California.

Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2019 07:55 PM (aXucN)

128 Hey, Custer was no pussy. It takes serious balls to rape an Indian squaw who is tied to a cactus while wearing only cowboy boots and having Injuns firing arrows at you

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 07:55 PM (TWz5r)

129 101. Many moons ago Joey Bidet stated gays in the military were a security risk.

Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2019 07:55 PM (9xfh1)

130 I'd like to see some mayors and governors and local legislators dragged away in chains, now.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 07:47 PM (AQToM


While that would be hilariously instructive they will publicly bitch and privately stand down. The guys and gals who would be greeting the federal officer are not going to risk federal prison for Pablo; and going after them will result in more trouble than anyone wants to deal with.


This could be the beginning of the end for this type of public piety.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 07:55 PM (0QYMt)

131 128
Hey, Custer was no pussy. It takes serious balls to rape an Indian squaw
who is tied to a cactus while wearing only cowboy boots and having
Injuns firing arrows at you

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean


Why the hell was a cactus wearing cowboy boots?

Posted by: pep at April 25, 2019 07:56 PM (T6t7i)

132 Many moons ago Joey Bidet stated gays in the military were a security risk.


Yeah, but then he saw 'Will & Grace.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 07:56 PM (oVJmc)

133 Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 07:55 PM (TWz5r)

Custer was a bit impulsive but a good General with regular army and obedient commanders.

I don't believe he went that far tho.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 25, 2019 07:56 PM (ACz8/)

134 For a long time now judges have been behaving as if they're not just a third coequal branch of government, but above the law, the full arbiters of truth and law. That had to change and this is a tiny, hesitant step in the right direction.

If PDT does this to elected officials in sanctuary states and cities, he'll win 2020 in a landslide.

This, and pull troops out of the dozen or so nations that Obama put them in. Big, important, popular moves to fix what has long been a problem. And they'll visibly and loudly piss off all the right people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (39g3+)

135 She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (M/o6U)

She can freeze in the clank.

Posted by: clutch at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (kiSdp)

136 Mikey NTH,

Building a Hurricane Mk IIc with the Vicker S-guns yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (yjFUx)

137
Hey, Custer was no pussy. It takes serious balls to rape an Indian squaw
who is tied to a cactus while wearing only cowboy boots and having
Injuns firing arrows at you

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean


How many people do you think will know what you're referring to (other than me)?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (oVJmc)

138 >>> Judge Shelley M. Richmond Joseph

How many names can one person have?!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (GBteo)

139 Way OT.

Today is ANZAC Day.
Just poured up a dram of Red Breast.

To absent comrades.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (0tfLf)

140
This is what the news of arresting the judge calls for:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHJHrTc6YI

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (f1Vqw)

141 Has everyone watched Jeopardy?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (GbPPJ)

142 She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (M/o6U)

Well, we can only hope it will have a chilling effect.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 25, 2019 07:58 PM (GBteo)

143 106
>>>trump is a pussy



Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

Posted by: Killjoy at April 25, 2019 07:52 PM (eFOuK)

If you mean a sabre-toothed tiger, well then yes he is.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 07:58 PM (0QYMt)

144 Many moons ago Joey Bidet stated gays in the military were a security risk.
Posted by: kallisto


How many quatloos would you wager that someone besides Buttigieg will bring this up?

I would bet it will be "Beatoff" O'Rourke.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 07:58 PM (S6Pax)

145 Our close friends still have their Bernie bumper sticker from four years ago. In fact I think it's holding the car together.

Posted by: Caliban at April 25, 2019 07:53 PM (QE8X6)


=====


LOL. There's some commune with a broken down bus in front that I occasionally drive past, and they had a huge homemade Bernie sign out there for months before the election. I fantasized about doing something to the sign, but -- being a deplorable -- would never dream of destroying another's property or silencing their free speech.

Anyway, after Trump won they changed the sign to "GOD HELP US ALL!!!" -- which cracked me up because you just know they're all atheists. Anyway, the laugh I got every time afterward seeing that was far more satisfying than anything I could have imagined.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 25, 2019 07:58 PM (WqPYg)

146 Has everyone watched Jeopardy?
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (GbPPJ)
---------

I did! When Broseidon was on.

Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2019 07:58 PM (aXucN)

147
Dora The Extorter attacks a fellow Democrat of being "creepy" thinking he's, get this, ....


a Republican!


Rep Yarmouth (D-KY) was in a pic with him standing next to a cardboard cutout of Ms. Chompers.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:59 PM (M/o6U)

148 ace - note the classic, and very much staple, lies and distortions in the very language used by Politico.


"Hard-line" policies on "immigration". How many - important - lies in just those few words? What is "hard-line" about enforcing settled, common sense, fundamental law? And "sanctuary" lawlessness has nothing to do with "immigration" - it's about illegal migration, and law-breaking. And public safety, and violence, and municipalities and states causing harm to the nation.


And then below, "anti-immigration". Complete lie. Again, for the billionth time, illegal migration and violation of visa requirements and borders and so forth have zero to do with immigration. There's actually a system for that, with laws, rules, everything.


This is the essence of media distortion. The orwellian twisting and inversion of meaning in key words. Needs to be called out, eviscerated, and demonized every time it's seen (yes, this means non-stop action, but that's where we are, and where we've been, for years).

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 07:59 PM (QDnY+)

149 How many people do you think will know what you're referring to (other than me)?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles


But the original line to which he responded was a reference. Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: pep at April 25, 2019 07:59 PM (T6t7i)

150 Good.

Criminals on the bench is all too common today.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 25, 2019 07:59 PM (e+rs5)

151 Many moons ago Joey Bidet stated gays in the military were a security risk.


"That's why we have a Navy, We put them on boats and sent them out to sea.", he continued.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 07:59 PM (0mF4m)

152 Slamming sanctuary cities will cost President Trump votes in places like California, New York, and Illinois! Oh wait, never mind.

Seriously its win/win. You cannot go wrong by slamming those hard left freakazoids.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 07:59 PM (39g3+)

153 ...yes, it's supposed to have a "chilling effect" when someone is arrested for breaking the fking law.



Posted by: Helena Handbasket - CNN is ridiculous bullshit at April 25, 2019 07:59 PM (0ReGO)

154 What happened on Jeopardy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (yjFUx)

155 Am learning to fingerpick on guitar, a tune called "A Blues," a short Delta-style piece taught by my favorite YouTube guitar guy, Daddy Stovepipe, and it's kicking my ass.

I'm inspired to write some lyrics for it, and the pic of the JEF and Biden with the big N on Chocolate Jesus is giving me ideas.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (+fPHo)

156 Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 07:59 PM (0mF4m)

Watch it!

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (ACz8/)

157 >> What happened on Jeopardy?


I lost.

Posted by: Weird Al at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (0mF4m)

158 What happened on Jeopardy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (yjFUx)


You have to give the answer first.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (t+qrx)

159 "That's why we have a Navy, We put them on boats and sent them out to sea.", he continued.

Posted by: garrett


Was one of them the Raging Queen?

Posted by: pep at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (T6t7i)

160

Donkey Chompers deleted her tweet very quickly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (M/o6U)

161 The Democrat alderman in Chicago who was indicted for selling judgeships and other assorted corruption turned himself in today as well.

If this keeps up it might actually time to say things are happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 08:01 PM (/tuJf)

162 Was one of them the Raging Queen?
Posted by: pep at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (T6t7i)


http://tinyurl.com/y2adu6dn

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 08:01 PM (t+qrx)

163 Supreme Court ruled in favor of the veteran that ran afoul of the Clean Waters Act. (He was digging small ponds on his property. He served 18 months in jail and was to pay $130,000 out of his SS money. He died and they were going after his widow.)

It's really good to see that Clean Waters Act get reined in.

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 25, 2019 08:02 PM (JKNZq)

164 >>> 160

Donkey Chompers deleted her tweet very quickly.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (M/o6U)

Ooh, what did sooper genius say this time?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket - CNN is ridiculous bullshit at April 25, 2019 08:02 PM (0ReGO)

165 Those charges are good for at least a year in stir, right?

Posted by: kallisto at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (DUPgJ)

166 Crowder should set up his table at Middlebury College in VT and his sign should say


LOL get fucked

Change my mind

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (+fPHo)

167
This:

Dora The Extorter attacks a fellow Democrat of being "creepy" thinking he's, get this, ....


a Republican!


Rep Yarmouth (D-KY) was in a pic with him standing next to a cardboard cutout of Ms. Chompers.

Posted by: Soothsayer

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (M/o6U)

168
Trump vs. Deep State analogy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQuKXGOoqUc

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (f1Vqw)

169 Oh, Howie Carr is on not-TuCa. I miss him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (fuK7c)

170 What happened on Jeopardy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (yjFUx)


Exciting things

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (GbPPJ)

171 Bill Kristol and Jonah Goldberg hardest hit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (pw+jk)

172
Seriously its win/win. You cannot go wrong by slamming those hard left freakazoids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Be kind to Freakazoids!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZmw3jzX1t0

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (S6Pax)

173 Here's the link: https://bit.ly/2XQkyNZ

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (JKNZq)

174 >>>Biden 2020 - Fags Get Out<<<

You know who else thru homosexuals out of the tower window?

Posted by: Edward Longshanks at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (LuPts)

175 It's really good to see that Clean Waters Act get reined in.

One of the many things that the GOP congress should have acted on. The EPA went absolutely batcrap crazy under Obama.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (39g3+)

176 Well, we can only hope it will have a chilling effect.


.....

That'll happen when you wind up in the cooler.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 08:04 PM (l5Hsl)

177 "That's why we have a Navy, We put them on boats and sent them out to sea.", he continued.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 07:59 PM (0mF4m)


Wearing bell bottom trousers?

Posted by: Adriane the Folk Song Critc ... at April 25, 2019 08:04 PM (LPnfS)

178 Perhaps I can write up a felony complaint against the MA AG for oppressing Constitutional rights (18 USC 241 violation) for her stance on gun control, and send it to the US Attorney who indicted the judge. Also as a courtesy send a copy of the complaint to the MA AG with a letter pointing out that scoffing at federal law doesn't work out well for defendants in court.

Posted by: An Observation at April 25, 2019 08:04 PM (0rdgH)

179 I'm confident I've misunderstood your point there.





Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 07:54 PM (QDnY+)

There is the legal aspect. There is also the "let's make an example for all of the posing politicians out there who are making enforcing the laws so difficult" aspect. Enforcing the actual laws against people who were certain those laws would never be enforced against *themselves* needs to be done. Sort of like Voltaire's statement about the tendency of the English to shoot an admiral from time-to-time and exactly why.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 08:04 PM (0QYMt)

180 Hmm, lol get fucked, wonder if we could get the esteemed FenelonSpoke to put that on her yard sign when she gets back.

I seem to recall she actually said that once.
Posted by: Infidel
---
Alternate aussie versions, possibly less offensive:
Get stuffed.
Get rooted.

eg:
LOL: Get Rooted!

could be a motto for the Garden Thread.




Posted by: Stand up Gus! Oh, God Bless ya, whaddam I sayin' (Biden) at April 25, 2019 08:04 PM (wNN8A)

181 lady justice for the lady judge.

p.s. i heart governor desantis

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 25, 2019 08:04 PM (AN9Ri)

182 Jake, it had to have happened. Video games wouldn't lie to me.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:04 PM (TWz5r)

183 What frustrates me no end is that we had a guy for 2 years in the Attorney General's office who should have been doing this stuff, was an early Trump supporter, had the chops to do it, and basically sat around going after weed smokers and finishing up old Obama era programs instead of taking real necessary action. What the hell, Sessions? Why even take the job if you aren't up to the minimal effort??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:05 PM (39g3+)

184 The term 'cooler' was what Allied POWs called the cells in the Stalags used to punish the escape artists. After awhile even the Germans started to call them 'cooler' because it was easier than the long German word.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:05 PM (yjFUx)

185 >>Wearing bell bottom trousers?




'See the World. We'll supply the Rum and the Lash'

Posted by: Navy Credo at April 25, 2019 08:06 PM (0mF4m)

186 Need a censored and uncensored version but yeah. That would be the tits.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

.............

Hahaha Get Hosed ?

Posted by: Molly k. at April 25, 2019 08:06 PM (8cQSK)

187 If virtue signaling in favor of illegal immigration is made to have literally any cost (monetary, judicial, social, whatever), it will drop off real quick. Lots of people like to think they're willing to be martyrs for their beliefs, and maybe they are ... but what they believe turns out to be pretty malleable when it comes right up to it.

"I totally would protect that illegal immigrant from ICE [US Attorney walks in with stack of blank arrest warrants] ... well not THAT illegal immigrant, he's a criminal. I meant, you know, like a Dreamer that won the Medal of Honor in Iraq and graduated from Stanford."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 25, 2019 08:06 PM (y8A/I)

188 170 What happened on Jeopardy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (yjFUx)


Exciting things
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (GbPPJ)

Did someone answer "lol, get fucked, Alex"?

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 08:06 PM (Izzlo)

189 Chilling effect? That's my job.

Posted by: Nathan Phillips at April 25, 2019 08:06 PM (6XgGT)

190
Yarmout, a white D from Kentucky, and a chairman of a committee, posed for that pic with the Donkey Girl's cardboard cutout not as an insult but thinking it was cool.

So Dora The Extorter gets wind of it, sees it, and tweets that it's "creepy" for the GOP to have "old white men" to pose for pics next to "young female legislators."

I shit you not.

Quickly, several tweets, including the fossil Wesley Clark, corrected her stupid mistake. Tweet deleted.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 08:07 PM (M/o6U)

191 Why the hell was a cactus wearing cowboy boots?
Posted by: pep at April 25, 2019 07:56 PM (T6t7i)


His cousin was the wooden leg named Smith ...

Posted by: Adriane the Folk Song Critc ... at April 25, 2019 08:07 PM (LPnfS)

192 Peebles, I'm sure some of these nerds and degenerates know what I'm referring to

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:07 PM (TWz5r)

193 Has everyone watched Jeopardy?

-
It's time for the Whiz to lose. He's made his million and a quarter million to boot.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 08:07 PM (+y/Ru)

194 170 What happened on Jeopardy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:00 PM (yjFUx)


Exciting things

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (GbPPJ)


Is the badass sports gambler still killing it?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 08:07 PM (l5Hsl)

195
Alternate aussie versions, possibly less offensive:
Get stuffed.
Get rooted.

eg:
LOL: Get Rooted!


the other aussie version would be "LOL get ripped up the shitter"

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2019 08:07 PM (KCxzN)

196 Spare a thought for the U.S. Attorney who took action. Had he decided to call it off, he'd be making the rounds on cable and comparing multi-million book advance offers.

Instead, he's risking being fired by a future Dem administration, and harassing lawsuits intended to bankrupt.
God bless him, and keep him.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 25, 2019 08:07 PM (8AONa)

197 Get freaked

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:07 PM (UdKB7)

198 >>What frustrates me no end is that we had a guy for 2 years in the Attorney General's office who should have been doing this stuff,

The incident happened in March 2018. You don't think they started the investigation and building the case when Barr walked in the door a month ago, do you?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 08:08 PM (/tuJf)

199 America is coming back like it used to be: The Beginning. The return of the new start at our old greatness!

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 08:08 PM (q177U)

200 137
Hey, Custer was no pussy. It takes serious balls to rape an Indian squaw
who is tied to a cactus while wearing only cowboy boots and having
Injuns firing arrows at you

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean


How many people do you think will know what you're referring to (other than me)?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (oVJmc)

I had to look it up and I live in his hometown. Big statue of him on his horse too.

Posted by: clutch at April 25, 2019 08:08 PM (kiSdp)

201 While welcome and long, long over-due, this sort of action is on the fringe of the problem (an outrageous, astonishing fringe - active judicial criminality - but still the fringe).


The center of gravity is the systematic violation of federal law in aiding and abetting illegal aliens by municipal and state govts.


Still not a hint of anything in that direction. Nor of course any reciprocity policy by DOJ - "sanctuary" jurisdictions receive zero help with their problems, unless they involve national security or actual public safety. FBI and DOJ have lots to do - a policy of putting certain matters at the bottom of the inbox should have been instituted January 21, 2017.


I'm even sickened that in our trade negotiations we're fighting for IP protection for certain businesses - businesses whose owners and domicile states usually are promoting this idiotic lawlessness. "American" is an earned description now, not an inherent trait, and I'd break out the good pinot if some the tech vermin had to watch the Chinese systematically hollow out their businesses with piracy and theft.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 08:08 PM (QDnY+)

202
Exciting things

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM


did Trebec finally snap & go off?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 25, 2019 08:08 PM (KCxzN)

203 Mikey NTH,

Building a Hurricane Mk IIc with the Vicker S-guns yet?


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (yjFUx
Started the Hasegawa kit. Working on the cockpit, it'll be ready for assembly this weekend. Then fitting the fuselage pieces together to see if they fit before gluing.


(I have some stories of that Airfix P-40B that would singe the ears.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 08:09 PM (0QYMt)

204 Is the badass sports gambler still killing it?


Like a wolf at a bunny farm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 08:09 PM (fuK7c)

205 Does failed Democrat Presidential candidate and failed SACEUR Weasely Clark still have some Chinese honey pot hanging off his arm?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:09 PM (yjFUx)

206 Guessing she became a judge so she could "change the world". Would *love* to know what types of crimes she is tough on.

Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 08:09 PM (uEbPt)

207 Thinking... Joe Biden and Senator Wosshisname from SG:1... good call.

Not as good as Obama and Apophis, but close enough.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at April 25, 2019 08:09 PM (Clxcy)

208 They really should get more creative with the headlines.


Judge in ICE Case Sent to Cooler, Says Effects Are Chilling

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 08:09 PM (l5Hsl)

209 A friend of mine that is a lurker is going to be on Jeopardy later this year. I want to make sure he's okay with me outing him before I reveal who it is.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:10 PM (TWz5r)

210 199 America is coming back like it used to be: The Beginning. The return of the new start at our old greatness!
Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 08:08 PM (q177U)

We must go forward, not backward! Upward, not forward! And always Twirling, Twirling towards freedom!

Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 08:10 PM (Izzlo)

211
Twerking towards freedom!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 08:11 PM (f1Vqw)

212 Judge Shelley and Mayor Cathy are in a convertible, spouting woke gibberish and about to drive off a cliff.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 08:12 PM (6XgGT)

213 Clutch, I would certainly hope Custer's hometown doesn't have any statues based on an Atari 2400 porn game.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:12 PM (TWz5r)

214
I'll bet me left nut katie couric is the next host of Jeopardy with a crazy contract of big money and lots of years.

I'll then bet my right nut ratings for Jeopardy will go down 50%.

Then, I'll bet my other left nut katie couric will be fired and replaced after one year -- just like what happened on CBS News.

Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 08:12 PM (M/o6U)

215 I try to plan my days to be around for certain things. I like being here at 09:30 for the art thread if I can make it.

Now I'm making sure I can be at the teevee at 19:00 when Jeopardy comes on.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 08:13 PM (fuK7c)

216 137
Hey, Custer was no pussy. It takes serious balls to rape an Indian squaw
who is tied to a cactus while wearing only cowboy boots and having
Injuns firing arrows at you

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean


How many people do you think will know what you're referring to (other than me)?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (oVJmc)

*raises hand*

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:13 PM (NWiLs)

217 Nah, next J host will be that fruit Anderson Cooper.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:13 PM (TWz5r)

218
Not as good as Obama and Apophis...

Heh. Indeed.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:13 PM (M/o6U)

219 See, we can always count on Insom to be a degenerate who knows about Atari erotica.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:14 PM (TWz5r)

220 Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:12 PM (TWz5r)

Oh. I thought you were referring to Custer having a Cheyenne gf.

Posted by: clutch at April 25, 2019 08:14 PM (kiSdp)

221

I'll bet me left nut
I'll then bet my right nut



That'd make it a true Daily Double!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 08:14 PM (l5Hsl)

222 Slamming sanctuary cities will cost President Trump votes in places like California, New York, and Illinois! Oh wait, never mind.

Seriously its win/win. You cannot go wrong by slamming those hard left freakazoids.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 07:59 PM (39g3+)


Hmmm, I am thinking a way to create SYNERGY

Ship illegal aliens who cannot be deported right now to the sanctuary cities.
BUT first create a new reg that requires them to stay put in the zip code, county, whatever they are shipped to.

Then you can nail the sanctuary city officials who get sick of their guests and try to get them to leave or help them relocate.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 25, 2019 08:15 PM (1g7ch)

223 219 See, we can always count on Insom to be a degenerate who knows about Atari erotica.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:14 PM (TWz5r)

Yeah!! Wait...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:15 PM (NWiLs)

224 Did Alex Trebeck give his Leftist views on the health care system?

Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 08:15 PM (BbGew)

225 I would hope he didn't tie his girlfriend to a cactus.

Unless she was into that.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:15 PM (TWz5r)

226 Trebek went berserk, tore his shirt open revealing a massively ripped torso like Groundskeeper Willie, and killed half the audience with a broadsword before they took him down with tasers. Awesome stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:15 PM (39g3+)

227 I've always thought the the sanctuary city crap in Florida is a big bluff by the Democrats. The two largest Hispanic populations in the state are Cubans and Puerto Ricans. Neither of those are illegals, so they are banking on racial solidarity, not direct connections to people trying to get into the country.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 25, 2019 08:15 PM (PHotS)

228 Airfix Tomahawk?

Gave it the axe?

Oopps, twas the Mk IID with the Vicker S-guns. Are you building a Battle of Britain Hurricane? Which squadron?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:15 PM (yjFUx)

229 One of the many things that the GOP congress should have acted on. The EPA went absolutely batcrap crazy under Obama.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:03 PM (39g3+

Funny thing - ran into some EPA guys and gals on the Detroit River a few years ago (their vessel was the "Mud Puppy II") and they were doing sediment core samples. They advised no fishing near the old McLouth Steel plant because the core sampling tubes were damaged/destroyed by what was in the bottom right there.

Other places were fine, and the overall water quality was good, but there were places to not drop anchor or fish.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 08:15 PM (0QYMt)

230
Clint don't cotton to no squaw rapists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5gFrB_ldhk

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 25, 2019 08:16 PM (f1Vqw)

231 According to my sources, the Custer's Revenge Atari 2600 cartridge loose will go for about $60.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

232 Trebek died trying to sexually assault Vanna White - Sajak drove a railroad spike through his temple and staked him to the Wheel of Fortune.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:17 PM (TWz5r)

233 You mean the Atari 2600? Or the 5200? Or the Jaguar?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:17 PM (yjFUx)

234 Trebek finally actually 'sucked it.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:17 PM (oVJmc)

235 She attacked the US attorney personally in a statement today and said the indictment/arrest was "political" and will have a "chilling effect."
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 07:41 PM (M/o6U)

---

Hopefully.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 25, 2019 08:17 PM (t5m5e)

236 I've always thought the the sanctuary city crap in Florida is a big bluff by the Democrats. The two largest Hispanic populations in the state are Cubans and Puerto Ricans. Neither of those are illegals, so they are banking on racial solidarity, not direct connections to people trying to get into the country.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 25, 2019 08:15 PM (PHotS)

And, not to generalize or anything, but Cubans pretty much despise Mexicans, Guatamalans, and every hispanic group who is not Cuban.

Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 08:17 PM (XROPS)

237 We are fifteen minutes from full dark here, and the mockingbirds, which have been ridiculous with their calls, it being mating season, have gone silent.

Now we get the loud call from the night jar we've got in these subtropical climes, the Chuck's-Poor-Will. Sort of like the Whip-Poor-Will, but louder and, just, different. The bird is 30 percent larger than its northern cousin.

We'll head north in six or seven weeks, and up there, my all time favorite bird sound is that of the hermit thrush. Flute-like, this little bird sings only in early morning and late day times, in the deep woods. It's magic to my ears.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 08:18 PM (+fPHo)

238 Atari Lynx, clearly.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:18 PM (TWz5r)

239 Suspended without pay. More of this please and cut the pensions of crooked FBI traitors. My heart feels like an alligator.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 25, 2019 08:18 PM (6/uwW)

240
It was light out until 7:58 tonight. What for?? Enough already!

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:19 PM (M/o6U)

241 The missing Lynx?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:19 PM (yjFUx)

242 I do believe AG Barr has gotten their complete & undivided attention now

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 08:19 PM (BqBId)

243 Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 08:18 PM (+fPHo)

.....

Sounds hot bro. Where do you score all these chicks that are ready for action?

Posted by: Bob White, Bob White at April 25, 2019 08:19 PM (l5Hsl)

244 It was light out until 7:58 tonight. What for?? Enough already!
Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:19 PM (M/o6U)


We've got another 12 minutes until sunset. I love it.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 08:19 PM (t+qrx)

245 Biden 2020:

In uncertain times, vote for the straight dope.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 08:20 PM (Ct55T)

246 Hey don't mock the Atari Jaguar. Tempest 2000 is a great game. And, uh...

Well the rest look nice on a shelf.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:20 PM (TWz5r)

247
I miss Winter.

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:20 PM (M/o6U)

248
There needs to be one or more of these type of events every day. In my dreams, it would be at least one dozen such events every day.

Time to crack some skulls.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 25, 2019 08:20 PM (Y+IGD)

249 More judge news:

ROLLING MEADOWS, Ill. (FOX 32) - 21-year-old Candace Clark of Hoffman Estates says she's the victim of a Kim Foxx double standard, and a Cook County Judge agrees.

On April 11, Clark appeared in the Rolling Meadows courtroom of Cook County Judge Marc Martin, facing a single felony count of making a false police report.

Clark is accused of giving an acquaintance access to her bank account and then telling police money had been stolen, something she denies.

According to a transcript obtained by FOX 32, Judge Martin hammered prosecutors, asking, "I'd like to know why Ms. Clark is being treated differently than Jussie Smollett. It's a disorderly conduct case. A lot less egregious than Mr. Smollett's case. I have a problem with it."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 08:20 PM (+y/Ru)

250 I think custers revenge was an actual game game you played in an arcade, or more likely a staten island pizza shop, with quarters

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 08:21 PM (JziUy)

251 @SaraCarterDC

EXCLUSIVE: @FBI Texts Show Agents Discussed Recruiting @WhiteHouse Sources To Spy For Bureau #RussiaInvestigation #MuellerReport

https://tinyurl.com/y3m3ay9y

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 08:21 PM (cF8AT)

252 247
I miss Winter.
Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:20 PM (M/o6U)


You're nuts.

Warm weather, fresh fruit, home grown tomatoes, sandals, sundresses.

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:21 PM (htgmn)

253 Odyssey 2 > Atari


Viva la K.C. Munchkin!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 08:22 PM (l5Hsl)

254 252 247
I miss Winter.
Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:20 PM (M/o6U)


You're nuts.

Warm weather, fresh fruit, home grown tomatoes, sandals, sundresses.

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:21 PM (htgmn)

I don't wear sundresses, though I am an admirer.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

255 Warm weather, fresh fruit, home grown tomatoes, sandals, sundresses.
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:21 PM (htgmn)


There are home grown sundresses?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 08:22 PM (t+qrx)

256 There are home grown sundresses?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 08:22 PM (t+qrx)

If you got a sewing machine, yeah.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 08:22 PM (Ct55T)

257 Les, it could be worse.

It could be Democrats chanting.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:23 PM (yjFUx)

258 "Blaise Ingoglia"

Now that's a White Supremacist Monoculture WASP name if I ever saw one.

Posted by: Miklos, observant Happy Hourer at April 25, 2019 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)

259 Hi Insomniac,

How was your day?

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:23 PM (htgmn)

260 Did Biden really put a giant N over Obama?

That is so bizarre and such an own goal I can only either marvel at his cluelessness or his chutzpah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 08:23 PM (oHKZG)

261 213 Clutch, I would certainly hope Custer's hometown doesn't have any statues based on an Atari 2400 porn game.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:12 PM (TWz5r)


Custer's hometown was Monroe, Michigan, and he was close friends with my great grandparents. I have his calling card.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 08:23 PM (TdMsT)

262 In my part of FL, all the hispanics are central americans, fucking trainloads of them, and yes, they are likely illegal.

Every single construction trade is done by these Hondurans, Salvadorans, Guatemalans, and Nicaraguans. Five feet tall, dark brown, full mestizo, the women don't have the Aztec princess look of the Mexicans. All the landscape crews are brown, as are all the back-kitchen crews, the hotel maids, shit, any job you can do and not have to speak to the whites.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 08:23 PM (+fPHo)

263 Airfix Tomahawk?

Gave it the axe?

Oopps, twas the Mk IID with the Vicker S-guns. Are you building a Battle of Britain Hurricane? Which squadron?


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:15 PM (yjFUx)

The Hurricane is No. 3 squadron, Battle of Britain.

The P-40B was 48th squadron 15th pursuit group, Wheeler Field, and the cockpit was too big for the fuselage and needed massive deconstruction and trimming, and the upper cowling pieces were too big and needed serious sanding, and the upper wings were too long and had to be sanded - I am surprised it came out looking as decent as it does.

(Which is 'not awful' but definitely 'could be better'.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 08:23 PM (0QYMt)

264 Bee headline:

Politics
Nation Touched By Joe Biden
April 25th, 2019

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 25, 2019 08:23 PM (+y/Ru)

265 I don't wear sundresses, though I am an admirer.
Posted by: Insomniac

Go for it!

The sleeveless look would be a real ice breaker.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 08:24 PM (S6Pax)

266 #1 pick in NFL draft is Kyler Murray. To the Arizona Cardinals.
QB - Oklahoma

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 25, 2019 08:24 PM (sy5kK)

267 In the early days of the interwebs some people used lol for "lots of love." Hence "i am sorry to hear your mother died. Lol."

Anyway Lol get fucked is an ambiguous statement for me.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 25, 2019 08:24 PM (6/uwW)

268 265 I don't wear sundresses, though I am an admirer.
Posted by: Insomniac

Go for it!

The sleeveless look would be a real ice breaker.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 08:24 PM (S6Pax)

Better start doin' yer shoppin' at Target, then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 08:24 PM (Ct55T)

269 There are home grown sundresses?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 08:22 PM (t+qrx)

Hi hogmartin!

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:25 PM (htgmn)

270 Give that Judge it's walking papers and a fat pension. That's how it works, right?
Posted by: freaked

Then Congress.

Posted by: Alcee Hastings, Florida (Congress) Man at April 25, 2019 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)

271 Odyssey 2 > Atari


The O2 was slightly less advanced than the 2600, but it's games seemed to be better coded.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:25 PM (oVJmc)

272 Custer's hometown was Monroe, Michigan, and he was close friends with my great grandparents. I have his calling card.
Posted by: Ladyl


Hey little missie! How did your cataract surgery go?

Fully recovered and everything?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 08:25 PM (S6Pax)

273 "Atari 2400"

Luxury! We had an Atari 1200 powered by a hand crank!

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:25 PM (UdKB7)

274 266 #1 pick in NFL draft is Kyler Murray. To the Arizona Cardinals.
QB - Oklahoma
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 25, 2019 08:24 PM (sy5kK)

*tears up ticket*

Dammit! I put all my retirement savings on Ginsberg getting it!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 08:25 PM (Ct55T)

275 Murray should have played baseball.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:25 PM (TWz5r)

276 (M/o6U)


You're nuts.

Warm weather, fresh fruit, home grown tomatoes, sandals, sundresses.

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:21 PM

What she said!!!!

Posted by: fleas, ticks, chiggers, biting flies, mosquitoes at April 25, 2019 08:26 PM (wNN8A)

277 Should have bought the old Monogram P-40B and used the saved money for an after-market cockpit and decals.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:26 PM (yjFUx)

278 Posted by: fleas, ticks, chiggers, biting flies, mosquitoes at April 25, 2019 08:26 PM (wNN8A)


RAID!!!

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:26 PM (htgmn)

279 My nuts do enjoy the Springtime.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 08:27 PM (0mF4m)

280 Might I suggest "lol fuck off"? That can be reduced to a family friendly lolfo.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 25, 2019 08:27 PM (3DZIZ)

281 I remember the first porn video game, "Dong"

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:27 PM (UdKB7)

282 Hello there, ALH. How's it going?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 08:27 PM (t+qrx)

283 http://bit.ly/2W7HPu0
*********
How the Obama White House engaged Ukraine to give Russia collusion narrative an early boost | TheHill

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 08:27 PM (BqBId)

284 Custer's hometown was Monroe, Michigan, and he was close friends with my great grandparents. I have his calling card.

That is really cool (and potentially valuable). How are the peepers?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:27 PM (39g3+)

285 259 Hi Insomniac,

How was your day?
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:23 PM (htgmn)

Hi ALH!

Much like yesterday. Eh with a couple of decent spots. Really trying hard to straighten my head out and get something moving in the work area. May be getting some business development advice from a friend of a friend. Trying to basically start over and get my shit together all over again at an age when that shouldn't be happening is pretty stressful.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:27 PM (NWiLs)

286 Florida Republicans once worried that hardline immigration policies

***

If you arrested a judge for letting a rapist in his court go free would that mean you are pursuing "hardline" rape policies?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2019 08:27 PM (cRkMZ)

287 Shit. That was rude of me. How are you doing ALH?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

288 You could only play it on a hand cranked Atari 1200.

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:28 PM (UdKB7)

289 Anna Puma, as you're here tonight if you wouldn't mind identifying what's the housing on top of the PzKpfw IV ausf D's rear muffler 'tank' called I'd appreciate it?? Thanks if you can help. (Engine cooling openings in a cowling for protection?)

https://tinyurl.com/y3ujuf79

https://tinyurl.com/y469d683

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 08:29 PM (Dh1wo)

290 If I was any better I would be twins!

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:29 PM (htgmn)

291 A judge in Portland pulled this right after Trump's inauguration as well.

After a storm of criticism, the judge was cleared by a local investigation - the defense attorney asked to let the defendant leave by a side door, because there were ICE officers outside the courtroom, and "the defendant didn't have his immigration paperwork". The judge was innocent, because she allegedly didn't realize that the agents were there to take the guy into custody after being convicted of a DUI charge. It was OK to help the guy avoid the ICE agents, of course.

She's still a pro-tem judge in Portland today - and is president of the Hispanic Bar Association.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 08:29 PM (I2/tG)

292 Best way to reduce "income inequality" is to send ALL the illegals home. When we make upper middle class Democrats pay American wages...to Americans...for landscaping/construction/etc that "wage gap" will go down.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 25, 2019 08:29 PM (cRkMZ)

293 Would a red hat with big white letters

LOL GFY

Be read and understood in blue zones like Boulder, Philly, Brooklyn, Charlottesville, Austin?

Same colors and font as MAGA, so one can know the, well, basis of the insult.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 25, 2019 08:29 PM (+fPHo)

294 Is the state or county required to cover the legal expenses of this judge and clerk? Is that the standard in most states and counties? If state/local sanctuary governments aren't required to cover legal expenses for such cases, now, there is little doubt that situation will be changed.

Another taxpayer-provided benefit for the illegal immigration industry.

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 08:29 PM (AMIL/)

295 https://tinyurl.com/y3m3ay9y
Posted by: Tami

You should maybe change your nic to TamiStraw!

Posted by: Miklos, noting at April 25, 2019 08:29 PM (QzkSJ)

296 Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 08:23 PM (TdMsT)

I think we need a James Madison book about Custer. I would buy that one. Maybe.

Posted by: clutch at April 25, 2019 08:30 PM (kiSdp)

297 *holds up hand*

I am not a Panzer Grenadier who breathes diesel so I would be wagging it badly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:30 PM (yjFUx)

298 268 265 I don't wear sundresses, though I am an admirer.
Posted by: Insomniac

Go for it!

The sleeveless look would be a real ice breaker.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 08:24 PM (S6Pax)

I do have the biceps for it.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:30 PM (NWiLs)

299 Here's what the UCSanDiego upper level biology course teaches....

@DylanPGriswold

No joke, a friend just sent me this slide from her upper-level biology course.

I'm speechless. Create your own caption.

https://tinyurl.com/y3vhe3zr

I'd be storming the college president's office.

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

300 Atari 2600?

Pitfall

Warlords (4 player multiplayer!)

Adventure

Raiders of the Lost Ark (never could complete that one. Fucking Tsetse flies.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 25, 2019 08:31 PM (oHKZG)

301 >>LOL GFY

Up North they'd read it : Go Fuck Yourself

Down South they'd read it : Get Fucked Y'all.

Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 08:31 PM (0mF4m)

302 Seems like we would want the "illegal immigration system" to stay broken. Just sayin.

Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at April 25, 2019 08:31 PM (iMxDC)

303 You should maybe change your nic to TamiStraw!

Posted by: Miklos, noting at April 25, 2019 08:29 PM (QzkSJ)

Then I'd be a strawwoman....wait. Does that work?

Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 08:32 PM (cF8AT)

304 I remember the first porn video game, "Dong"

....

I scored a floppy disk copy of a strip poker game when I was in the 5th grade (circa 1981) from a kid at school for our Apple 2 computer where a pixilated image would remove a piece of clothing when you won a hand.

My mom busted me playing it and threw it away and my dad took the belt to me for playing it.

Things were tougher back then.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 08:32 PM (l5Hsl)

305 So I've been following this Jeopardy beastman.

He's much more aggressive than Jennings. If he can keep this up as long as him (which'll be tough with his strategy, but he's VERY good) he'll make way more money than Jennings. Hell, even if goes half as long.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 08:32 PM (pmo2C)

306 Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:27 PM (NWiLs)

It's not easy reinventing yourself after a certain age, and after a divorce.

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:33 PM (htgmn)

307 I'd be storming the college president's office.
Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

If academia had any good faith left (no pun intended), I would totally be ok with this. Yes, a fetus does, in many ways, act like a parasite, but in may ways it doesn't, so identifying and considering the differences between the two can be instructive in studying both things.

But... good faith (and good Faith) went out the window ages ago, so in the spirit of the thread:

LOLGetFucked

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 25, 2019 08:33 PM (Ct55T)

308 If he can keep this up as long as him (which'll be tough with his strategy, but he's VERY good) he'll make way more money than Jennings

Must have studied the odds and what's the fastest way to crack a high score. Once you have a commanding enough lead, it doesn't even matter what the others do

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:33 PM (39g3+)

309 It's not easy reinventing yourself after a certain age, and after a divorce.
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:33 PM (htgmn)


A change of wardrobe might be in order. Something airy and floral.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 08:34 PM (t+qrx)

310 After a storm of criticism, the judge was cleared by a local investigation - the defense attorney asked to let the defendant leave by a side door, because there were ICE officers outside the courtroom, and "the defendant didn't have his immigration paperwork". The judge was innocent, because she allegedly didn't realize that the agents were there to take the guy into custody after being convicted of a DUI charge. It was OK to help the guy avoid the ICE agents, of course.

She's still a pro-tem judge in Portland today - and is president of the Hispanic Bar Association.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
F her.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 08:34 PM (Yzubb)

311 Ladyl, do you live in Ahia?

The most famous thing I have is the Memorial Hall in Perrysburg named after my great great grandfather who marched with Uncle Billy to stop the War of Southern Aggression.

Posted by: clutch at April 25, 2019 08:34 PM (kiSdp)

312 Warlords is a fantastic game. I always force my friend to play it since he's the only person I know with a working 2600.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:34 PM (TWz5r)

313 The same people who call a human baby a parasite have a fit about veal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

314 A change of wardrobe might be in order. Something airy and floral.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 25, 2019 08:34 PM (t+qrx)

Sundress FTW!

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:35 PM (htgmn)

315 The only hispanics I met in the 1960's Navy were Cubans and P.R.'s., and they were by and large good and decent people. Just like my Spanish professor in college who was a doctor in Cuba and got robbed and thrown out by Castro. I met my first non Cuban and P.R. hispanics when I worked on the western slope Colorado in the mid-80's. Total opposites.

Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2019 08:35 PM (qBNEP)

316 Thank Allah we have judges like this one to protect illegals from militarized thug cops.

Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 25, 2019 08:35 PM (LL1Be)

317 Let's compare cancer to college faculty, shall we?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:35 PM (oVJmc)

318 >>How the Obama White House engaged Ukraine to give Russia collusion narrative an early boost | TheHill

Ya don't say.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 08:36 PM (/tuJf)

319 He's much more aggressive than Jennings. If he can keep this up as long as him (which'll be tough with his strategy, but he's VERY good) he'll make way more money than Jennings. Hell, even if goes half as long.


I think (looking things up is cheating) that Jennings won about $1.5 mm in 74 or 75 games.

This guy is over $1.2 mm in 16 games.

He is absolutely destroying it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 25, 2019 08:36 PM (fuK7c)

320 290 If I was any better I would be twins!
Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:29 PM (htgmn)

I'm not sure what that means, but I'm assuming it's a good thing, so yay!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

321 If academia had any good faith left (no pun intended), I would totally be ok with this. Yes, a fetus does, in many ways, act like a parasite, but in may ways it doesn't, so identifying and considering the differences between the two can be instructive in studying both things.

IF that was what they were doing, studying similarities to learn the distinctions and important differences, that would be a pretty good way of approaching it (memorable). But I have my doubts. They really, really don't want white people breeding.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:36 PM (39g3+)

322 >>> Judge Shelley M. Richmond Joseph

How many names can one person have?!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (GBteo)


A classic defense lawyer tactic is to change the defendant's name to something so long that it takes years just to read it out in court. Then you sue for violations of the defendant's speedy trial rights.

The GOP could have used the obverse of this tactic to stop BarkyCare dead in the House ... but the Weeping Boner didn't feel like reading the whole thing. He figured that a few paragraphs would suffice for his "opposition".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 08:36 PM (AQToM)

323 Been hearing some rumblings that they'd like to do a James vs Ken vs Brad Rutter series of games in the Fall.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:36 PM (TWz5r)

324 Seems like this No 3 Sqn RAF pilot went to a Stalag Luft

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yya5aczp

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:36 PM (yjFUx)

325 My favorite game on the 2600 is Demon Attack.


That was ported to practically every other platform, but the 2600 version is better done that most of the others, IMHO.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM (oVJmc)

326 Nood

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM (JcXHH)

327 Aren't we way overdue for making breastfeeding in public a major crisis, again?


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Other than being irritated at the selfishness at forcing parents to explain stuff to little kids before the parents are ready to introduce the topic, I have no real problem with it.

The only problem I do have with it is acknowledging that someone has to be pretty f*cked in the head to want to do it out in public so she's sure other people are watching her do it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Dyson employees use paper towels to open the restroom doors at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM (bsfko)

328 Ken won 2.65 mil. James is winning way more per game but still had a ways to go to catch him.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM (TWz5r)

329 Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 08:36 PM (/tuJf)
********
Is it shocking?/Saarc

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 08:37 PM (BqBId)

330 Should have bought the old Monogram P-40B and used the saved money for an after-market cockpit and decals.


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 08:26 PM (yjFUx)

I had that kit back when I was 11. No, the Airfix kit was a good lesson on how everything is going wrong, so how do you get through? The cockpit proves too big - then trim it down to make the fuselage close (and who is going to see all of that detail in the floor of the cockpit anyhow?) The wings not fitting? Just sit there and sand and then use putty. Not a terrible build, but not awesome.


I just sent you some pictures of the model.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (0QYMt)

331
Newd.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (HaL55)

332 'Let's compare cancer to college faculty, shall we?'

Is that a thing? I think I could draw an analogy.

Posted by: freaked at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (UdKB7)

333
Must have studied the odds and what's the fastest way to crack a high score

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That, and for better or worse, he's more confident than Jennings. If you're not sure you'll be back tomorrow, you play more conservatively, to preserve winnings.

James plays big on every double and final.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (pmo2C)

334 NY Times columnist Thomas Friedman visits the border and comes back convinced that "we need a high wall with a smart gate."

And Joe Biden's Senior Advisor Symone Sanders in 2016: "We don't need white men leading the Democratic Party."

#winning

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 08:38 PM (hjaPQ)

335 Every single construction trade is done by these Hondurans, Salvadorans, Guatemalans, and Nicaraguans

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yoooop, green inferno.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 08:39 PM (JziUy)

336 Warlords is a fantastic game.

I and II were great, we played the living hell out of that game. I created a bunch of scenarios for II in the day. Complete with custom tiles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 08:39 PM (39g3+)

337 Clutch--if you're still here. I am an Ohioan.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (TdMsT)

338 306 Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:27 PM (NWiLs)

It's not easy reinventing yourself after a certain age, and after a divorce.

Posted by: ALH at April 25, 2019 08:33 PM (htgmn)

No, it certainly isn't.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

339 #297 Pretend it's an airplane, Anna!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 08:40 PM (Dh1wo)

340 Lots of love, get fucked.

Haha, that's pretty good.

Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 08:41 PM (q177U)

341 Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
F her.


I wonder what the statute of limitations is - I bet she was frantically looking that up today.

You'll note that the Massachusetts attorney general said that this should be the subject of a local investigation - so it could be completely whitewashed, like it was in Portland.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 08:42 PM (I2/tG)

342 Monroe, MI, I've shown my dog there, twice.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at April 25, 2019 08:43 PM (g14p9)

343 289 Anna Puma, as you're here tonight if you wouldn't mind identifying what's the housing on top of the PzKpfw IV ausf D's rear muffler 'tank' called I'd appreciate it?? Thanks if you can help. (Engine cooling openings in a cowling for protection?)

https://tinyurl.com/y3ujuf79

https://tinyurl.com/y469d683

oh that's easy that's the schnerkenwerpvanfeusel.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 08:43 PM (V2Yro)

344 I've seen comments elsewhere on this saying that judges have complete immunity in the course of their duties, so the judge can't be prosecuted.

Glenn Reynolds has noted that this has no basis in statute - this is merely a rule invented by judges, for the benefit of judges.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 25, 2019 08:45 PM (I2/tG)

345 You'll note that the Massachusetts attorney general said that this should be the subject of a local investigation - so it could be completely whitewashed, like it was in Portland."

yeah even though she obstructed a FEDERAL official.

That AG is pissed because now EVERYBODY in Mass is gonna be scared to fuck with the feds, and there's nothing she can do about it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 08:45 PM (V2Yro)

346

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 25, 2019 08:54 PM (M/o6U)

347 Fl has voted much more
Reliably GOP then Dem in recent presidential elections
Against a flawed Hillary Trump carried it by only 1%
Is he more popular now ? I doubt it

Posted by: Kurt at April 25, 2019 09:11 PM (7ynXv)

348 andycanuck -
Those items on the Ausf D are smoke candles, according to a Tamiya instruction sheet.

Posted by: Gref at April 25, 2019 09:14 PM (AMIL/)

349
Hey little missie! How did your cataract surgery go?

Fully recovered and everything?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....gots dat white man magic! at April 25, 2019 08:25 PM (S6Pax)


Hi Bozo-- It went great and I can see again. At least out of one eye! I'm even playing tennis in the morning!

Posted by: Ladyl at April 25, 2019 09:25 PM (TdMsT)

350 I know this will be wllowed, but the only way cracking down on illegal immigration is an electoral disaster is if the expectation is that illegals are voting in enough numbers to affect elections.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 09:34 PM (WEBkv)

351 39 Way OT.

Today is ANZAC Day.
Just poured up a dram of Red Breast.

To absent comrades.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 25, 2019 07:57 PM (0tfLf)

Noo yesterday was ANZAC Day.

Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at April 25, 2019 09:40 PM (bgJ0E)

352 Thank you, Gref.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 25, 2019 09:40 PM (Dh1wo)

353 I predict that judge will never see the inside of a jail cell, because no jury in Massachusetts will convict him.

Posted by: jdgalt at April 25, 2019 10:15 PM (3SFo/)

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