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FBI Raids Baltimore Mayor's Home and City Hall Office, Presumably Searching for Evidence of "Brazen, Cartoonish Corruption"
Update: Source Says She Fled the State?
You probably know about this story.
The mayor of Baltimore has been running a grift: She self-published her own stupid children's books about health, about the unimaginitively named "Healthy Holly." She made these books available. To, for example, health care providers looking to sign lucrative contracts with the city of Baltimore. And you won't believe this --health care providers looking to sign lucrative contracts with the city of Baltimore bought tens of thousands of copies of this self-published book, putting a great deal of money in the mayor's pockets, to the tune of hundreds of thousands of dollars.Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh revealed on Monday that she's going to be taking an indefinite leave of absence. She cited health concerns, but critics are suspicious of the timing. Recently, it was reported that Baltimore's largest health providers paid Pugh hundreds of thousands of dollars for her self-published "Healthy Holly" children’s books. Those include Kaiser Permanente, the University of Maryland Medical System, and more. The payment from Kaiser came when the company was seeking a contract to provide health benefits to city employees.Kaiser Permanente, UMMS, Blue Cross/Blue Shield, all bought copies of this book to "distribute" to children or some bullshit. UMMS bought the most -- 100,000 copies for a sweet half mil.
Health provider Kaiser Permanente paid Pugh more than $100,000 to buy about 20,000 copies of her books during a period when the company was seeking a lucrative contract to provide health benefits to city employees. And the nonprofit Associated Black Charities says it collected nearly $90,000 from five separate entities -- including CareFirst BlueCross BlueShield, another city insurer -- to buy and distribute 10,000 copies of Pugh's books, forwarding nearly $80,000 of that to Pugh's company and pocketing the rest. Pugh previously said that the $500,000 she was paid by UMMS for 100,000 books represented her only sales. On Monday, her attorney, Steven Silverman, did not dispute the purchases as described by Kaiser and Associated Black Charities. He stressed only that they had not purchased books UMMS had paid for already.Why did the UMMS buy so many of these books? Well, I don't want to speculate unduly, but it might have something to do with the fact that the Children's Author Pugh sat on the UMMS' board.
Those are just the ones we know about. I doubt too many books made it into the hands of the kids they were supposedly bought for, and I bet you count the number of kids who actually read these Barely-Disguised Vehicles for Graft on two hands.
Mayor Catherine Pugh resigned Monday from the University of Maryland Medical System’s board of directors amid intense scrutiny over the system’s contracting practices -- and as Baltimore school officials acknowledged that 8,700 copies of children's books the medical system purchased from her are sitting unread in a warehouse.
The Baltimore Sun discovered that nine of the UMMS' board members had entered into "business relationships" with the UMMS. I wonder what other tax-payer subsidized graft for politicians we'll be discovering.
Pugh's resignation came after the mayor has encountered heavy criticism for failing to fully disclose the $500,000 business relationship she started in 2011 with the medical system as she sat on the volunteer board overseeing the hospitals. ... But the Baltimore school system said Monday the books were "unsolicited," were never used for instruction, and officials had no accounting of how many books actually went to students.
The Mayor has to resign - now. The people of Baltimore are facing too many serious challenges, as it is, to also to deal with such brazen, cartoonish corruption from their chief executive. https://t.co/00VBd5FbyB
— Comptroller Peter Franchot (@peterfranchot) April 1, 2019
Where is Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh? It's the question buzzing around the city as the FBI and IRS raid Pugh's home, City Hall and several other locations tied to her Thursday. But, no one has seen the mayor and her own spokesperson doesn’t know where she is even though she’s supposed to be recovering from pneumonia. Pugh's spokesman, James Bentley, told The Associated Press Thursday that he hadn’t spoken with the mayor and doesn’t know where she is. Her defense attorney, Steve Silverman, did not immediately return calls; his office routed calls to an answering machine.This is a straight-up Simpsons Con-Man move.
However, a source tells WJZ however Pugh was at her home when the raid began, but has since left the state.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum) at April 25, 2019 02:11 PM (aiaVe)
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Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:15 PM (90T4r)
is that a twilight zone reference? Or outer limits?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:15 PM (Bdeb0)
One, the opportunity to rule over others
Two, the opportunity for bribes.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2019 02:15 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2019 02:15 PM (Boy/L)
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Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 25, 2019 02:15 PM (sy5kK)
Even Philly, Detroit and Cleveland can't match that.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 02:16 PM (TWz5r)
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2019 02:16 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 02:16 PM (NWiLs)
>Huh -- she writes books about a character called "Healthy Holly" and yet she disappears from her job for a month due to being "sick."
>Seems like maybe she's not such an expert in health!
I can't wait for her second book. "Healthy Holly Cuts a Bitch in the Yard."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 02:16 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:16 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at April 25, 2019 02:16 PM (TWz5r)
Criminals and thugs have a thing for writing children's books. Remember Tookie Williams, darling of the left, was feted for having CO-wrote children's books. CO-wrote. LOL.
This Catherine Pugh case should include an aggravating factor of pulling her scam using children. That should be worth another 20 years, on its own.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 02:16 PM (BlTKi)
More proof of corruption.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 25, 2019 02:15 PM (sy5kK)
we're still awaiting our royalty checks
Posted by: The Estate of James Brown at April 25, 2019 02:16 PM (7HtZB)
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Godzilla must rise from the depths of the Chesapeake Bay, tear Baltimore up by its roots, walk north up I-95, and beat Philadelphia to death with Baltimore.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:17 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 25, 2019 02:17 PM (w4uos)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:17 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:17 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:17 PM (90T4r)
Close. It's 8.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:18 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 25, 2019 02:18 PM (y7DUB)
She cited health concerns, but critics are suspicious of the timing.
+++++
When the FBI & the IRS showed up, she had a coronary.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:18 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 02:18 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 25, 2019 02:18 PM (37IEG)
It is a defined leave of absence - defined in the Federal Sentencing Guidelines.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 25, 2019 02:18 PM (hLRSq)
That had, IIRC, some 2.5 Billion in income on 70 some odd billion in gross receipts.
That's a pretty good "income" to not pay taxes on...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 25, 2019 02:18 PM (6qErC)
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Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 02:12 PM (BlTKi)
LOL.
Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 02:18 PM (XROPS)
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Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (JziUy)
-Baltimore voter, pulling the D lever in the next election
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Posted by: Revenant at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (+ReD1)
Posted by: rammajamma at April 25, 2019 02:17 PM (w4uos)
This just in: Catherine Pugh just turned $6000 into $100,000 on a ten minute flyer on the commodities market.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: rammajamma
--
She just took straight cash. It's apparently hard to show intent when people wire you money in six or seven figure amounts.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (YslsA)
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Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (c9gj1)
It wouldn't surprise me if Pugh had city schools reimburse the health care companies for the money they had to pay Pugh 'for her books'.
In Pugh's defense, does it really matter how poorly written the books are if the students can't read?
For the children.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: tubal
"Healthy Holly, the Healthy Ho"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:20 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 02:18 PM (Y8PSl)
I'm pretty sure Hannibal Lecter skinned her face off, wore it to escape, then stapled that bad boy back onto her.
Yeeesh.
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Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 02:18 PM (oOrI0)
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"She's a Republican."
-MSNBC
--------10 days later-----------
"Correction, she's not a Republican. She's a Whig."
-MSNBC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:20 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Someguy at April 25, 2019 02:20 PM (HUFx8)
noted hillary clinton enthusiast PJ Orourke said that, in the 80's, one corrupt democrat book...bought by the UAW or something, had a lot of blank pages.
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 02:20 PM (JziUy)
For the children.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
"For ages 3 and under"
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:20 PM (Yzubb)
How is that pronounced with that final 'e' ?
Is it the Hispanic way, 'permanent-ay'?
I hope so because that makes it sound like a particularly shitty internet music radio station.
"KAISER PERMANENTE..... THE FINEST LATINO POLKAS 24/7"
Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 25, 2019 02:20 PM (SUBdY)
Posted by: Revenant at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (+ReD1)
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Good.
Strip them of all their powers.
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Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 25, 2019 02:20 PM (kfcYC)
Why should she think she'd done anything wrong?
Even Bernie wrote a book.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (BD/yx)
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"Dreams From My Ghostwriter."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (vCA4F)
She looks like she is stoned. And using meth or heroin.
I'm still inspiring mayors all over the place!
Posted by: Marion Berry at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (tOP4K)
I guess "Crack Candace" was a little too much for the kids market.
Posted by: Anita Dunn, fly enthusiast at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (bML9A)
(Our first fight as a couple was about longbows. I shit you not.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (rWZ8Y)
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Posted by: rammajamma
Shrillary was writing crappy books for campaign committees to buy and give out as gifts years before this Pugh chick even learned to read.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (BlTKi)
Because this is a scam that A LOT of politicians run. See the yuge book advances given to the Obamas in 2016, for example. See Bernie's campaign buying is books, and so on.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (ycWCI)
Well, Healthy Holly concerns.
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Props for the Neil Diamond ref
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No problem. It's a coloring book.
Oops, I mean, it's book of coloring.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:22 PM (c9gj1)
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I would like 'D', Pat.
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(Our first fight as a couple was about longbows. I shit you not.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:22 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Chicago at April 25, 2019 02:23 PM (MAstk)
This augurs poorly for you when the world is under my iron fist. Everyone who can't get a replay knock is getting executed.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:23 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:23 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 25, 2019 02:23 PM (6qErC)
For Money Laundering? Books are out, Netflix video is in!
Lets see, Susan Rice, who is most probably STILL getting paid by Organizing for America, Obama's group.
She then gets on the Netflix Board, and the Obama's get a big video deal from Netflix.
That's how its done legally folks.
Posted by: Don Q at April 25, 2019 02:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Revenant at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (+ReD1)
This is even better than a FBI raid on a corrupt dem mayor's home.
It has the potential to be huge.
Trump again turns the tables. You care about obstruction? Here's some actual obstruction. Get after it.
Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 02:23 PM (XROPS)
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Posted by: Zod Faulkner at April 25, 2019 02:23 PM (Bdeb0)
Because this is a scam that A LOT of politicians run. See the yuge book advances given to the Obamas in 2016, for example. See Bernie's campaign buying is books, and so on.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (W+vEI)
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She's a woman, she's black she's Democrat. She figured there was 0% chance anyone in law enforcement would look into it.
Which is what happens 99.9% of the time. She must have pissed off someone higher up to have this happen.
That was her true mistake.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (FiUMj)
________________
Since these books were supposed to go to Baltimore kids (instead of into the incinerator, which is where most of them probably went), she should have given the title character a black-kid name. Something like Laqeesha or Ta'niqua, or maybe Halloweisha if she still wanted an alliterative title.
How many little black Baltimore girls are named "Holly"?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (c9gj1)
Hillary got a $14 million advance when Bill left office in 2000. She used it to buy a sweeeet mansion in Kalamora.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (W+vEI)
congrats.
what was this conversation? About when people first came here?
Should I post that as a topic?
TBH, I am strongly considering playing hooky tomorrow to see Endgame during the day and I could use a post like that.
I have been boycotting Marvel and Disney (I didn't see Endgame until it was on cable) BUT i'm going to see this one.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: rammajamma
Do you think Hillary's bulk book sales and advances weren't bribes or campaign contributions? Did the publishers ever get even half the advances back?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Revenant at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (+ReD1
Sanctuary City just got real.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (hLRSq)
How many little black Baltimore girls are named "Holly"?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (k4dH2)
Now you KNOW "Becky" was right out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (Z0huu)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (xE7+x)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Revenant at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (+ReD1)
When Massachusetts Judge shows up on Yule Log this year, I'll consider it a victory. Until then, meh.
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (8erNz)
If you don't actually produce the books.
I'd wager there were never actually 100-200K books printed. That's how e-books will enable such scams going forward.
I'd also wager she never even wrote a book, probably an arrangement set up by the health organizations. Politicians are often too f*cking stupid to formulate their own scams.
Corporate billionaires, however, with the assistance of attorneys are very adept at laundering and scamming.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (l5Hsl)
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:23 PM (8erNz)
This crook supported by the same MFM and establishment folks who screech that Herman Cain is not qualified.
Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (XROPS)
healthy holly better not be a snitchin' susan or else she gonna be a dead dorothy
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (JziUy)
*golf clap*
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Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (PbpT7)
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Live blog it!
From the theater!
With the brightness on your phone up 100%!
While drinking!
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Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (9XM3s)
Posted by: Zod Joyce at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (Bdeb0)
They pulled the mayor out in her nightwear and made her stand on the porch while they tore it apart, right?
At least we can watch the live CNN feed to find out.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 25, 2019 02:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 25, 2019 02:26 PM (6qErC)
She contributed to global warming?? NOW she's done it!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:26 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 25, 2019 02:23 PM (0OmEj)
More like fmita prison. Fisting is in with the dykes of cellblock B.
Posted by: RickZ at April 25, 2019 02:26 PM (Y8PSl)
and her staff let a defendant go out the back door of the court rather
than let him get picked up by ICE. Both the judge and the court officer
are being charged.
Posted by: Revenant at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (+ReD1)
That's a shame.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 02:26 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:26 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2019 02:26 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 25, 2019 02:26 PM (+/7JY)
Cause god knows they are rolling in tax dollars in Baltimore.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 02:26 PM (/tuJf)
From the theater!
With the brightness on your phone up 100%!
While drinking!
...
i'm actually looking into buying adult diapers or a trucker buddy because three hours without pissing sounds like a challenge.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (FiUMj)
A former chairman of the California Democratic Party is accused in a lawsuit of forcibly performing oral sex on a male subordinate and threatening him to keep quiet, the Sacramento Bee reports.
https://tinyurl.com/y4qbzzjh
Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (cF8AT)
Indeed. Exactly how many new shows are from Teh Won?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (6qErC)
Do it, ace!!
The topic was from willow: where did you meet your spouse.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (FiUMj)
Her mistake was forgetting that Obama and Lynch/Holder weren't making the calls any longer.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: sunflower at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (I54dk)
Also nice to see the dirtiest, most corrupt, most contemptible corporate handmaidens to soft fascism (which is saying something) - health "insurance" companies - showing their best stuff.
Any Americans wondering what it's like to be Mexican, or Brazilian, or Russian, or Nigerian - faced with a nearly universal corruption of all institutions - don't have to wonder that much any more.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (oZ6kz)
Like you are that well hydrated.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (f04Vc)
congrats.
what was this conversation? About when people first came here?
Should I post that as a topic?
TBH, I am strongly considering playing hooky tomorrow to see Endgame during the day and I could use a post like that.
It started out as where did you meet your spouse.
A few posters have actually met there spouse's here.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits
Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (hLRSq)
Get woke, BO HICA.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Laugh all you want but it worked for OJ.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (BlTKi)
From the theater!
With the brightness on your phone up 100%!
While drinking!
...
i'm actually looking into buying adult diapers or a trucker buddy because three hours without pissing sounds like a challenge.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (PbpT7)
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Catheter.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (q8oeS)
ah, that sounds like a good topic.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Trying to find an Ecuadorian Embassy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:26 PM (90T4r)
It's probably going to be uplifting. Like Titanic and shit.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (Bdeb0)
This is even better than a FBI raid on a corrupt dem mayor's home.
It has the potential to be huge.
Trump again turns the tables. You care about obstruction? Here's some actual obstruction. Get after it.
Posted by: LASue at April 25, 2019 02:23 PM (XROPS)
There are so many Dems committing actual crimes out there that PDT will be picking low fruit for the next six years.
Imagine an FBI charged with rounding up actual criminals and knowing that they will be prosecuted. It's going to look like an arrest montage from some movie I have never seen. Let the perp walks begin.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (ymnmz)
Yeah, the press and the Democrats embrace the garbage and slag off the competent.
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (AjVAj)
They want to use my schadenboner as part of their reusable launch system.
Posted by: Miklos, per schadenboner ad astra at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (JziUy)
*golf clap*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (t6MX/)
Better not go to Cannibal Bob's house.
Or she'll be Eating Edna.
Posted by: Don Q at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (NgKpN)
Her mistake was forgetting that Obama and Lynch/Holder weren't making the calls any longer.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits
Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (hLRSq)
+++
Hillary still mouths off like they are.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (QDnY+)
___
Only difference between our corruption and their corruption is we pretend it doesn't exist, they pretend to fight it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (QDnY+)
Zero Point Zero
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (FiUMj)
=======
She's so comically corrupt that she has no future in Democratic politics.
They'll throw her in jail and lose the key. They will then use her as exhibit #1 about how Democrats are better than Republicans in policing their own.
The racists and rapist trio from Virginia will nod in agreement.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (q8oeS)
110 A report is out that Pugh has now fled the state. LOL! That's a good
look for her! Maybe she's gonna get a white Bronco and do an OJ on the
freeway!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (Kpl3J)
Trying to find an Ecuadorian Embassy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (ycWCI)
LOL Hiking the Appalachian Trail.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (ymnmz)
His name is Floyd, so...
yeah, this could get good.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 02:18 PM (39g3+)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..mus.catch.breath
..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....you..funny..guy.--Natzi Pelosi.
PLEASE DO NOT WRITE LONG STRINGS OF TEXT WITHOUT ANY SPACES. THAT BLOWS THE MARGINS AND FORCES ME TO HUNT FOR COMMENTS AND EDIT THEM. -- ACE
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (3sjI6)
"The unplumbed, salt-estranging sea.."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:26 PM (oZ6kz)
That's heresy.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Bert G at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: trapper's girl at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (AN9Ri)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel
lol
I take it chili is right out.
Yeah, Ace, this could be cool topic.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (PbpT7)
Bring your TV remote, point it at the screen and hit 'pause'.
Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (cF8AT)
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Not seeing the problem here.
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (xE7+x)
btw, the only way a carpenter doesn't "run out of inches" is he's given an infinite amount of lumber.
Does an infinite amount of lumber, or even the material to make lumber, exist in this Universe, dummy?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (M/o6U)
Posted by: ... at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (oOrI0)
It started out as where did you meet your spouse.
A few posters have actually met there spouse's here.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (Yzubb)
Beats Match.com apparently.
Posted by: Someguy at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (HUFx8)
Posted by: SH at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (6qErC)
So, she polished the staffer's staff?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (Tu3Bl)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: torabora at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (Mh1qe)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 25, 2019 02:25 PM (Kpl3J)
To be fair, Maryland is so small that you can flee it accidentally and one of the choices is Delaware, so it's not THAT bad.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (Yzubb)
A former chairman of the California Democratic Party is accused in a lawsuit of forcibly performing oral sex on a male subordinate and threatening him to keep quiet, the Sacramento Bee reports.
https://tinyurl.com/y4qbzzjh
Yeah, actually, even NPR reported this earlier.
Do I believe it? Yeah, I kinda do, but frankly I'm just so fed up with Democrats that I'd believe anything that might take the filth down a peg.
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (oZ6kz)
I guess "Crack Candace" was a little too much for the kids market.
Posted by: Anita Dunn, fly enthusiast at April 25, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)
"Crystal Beth"
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (7HtZB)
Virtually every government program and initiative appears to be a conveyor belt of graft.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (YslsA)
Or she'll be Eating Edna.
Posted by: Don Q at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (NgKpN)
Wouldn't it be Eaten Edna or Ate Adele?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Bert G at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (tOP4K)
___
I spend the better part of every day on conf calls. I also bill by the hour. So whenever I'm in these insane discussions, I always think to myself..."just remember, you're getting paid a fuck ton of money to listen to people have a verbal food fight".
Makes the day go by quickly.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (FiUMj)
After several years of judges overreaching to stop Trump, this prosecution of a lawbreaking judge is most excellent. Despicable what she did.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (W+vEI)
Omg he was blowing me against my will!
Posted by: WUT at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (MAstk)
For Money Laundering? Books are out, Netflix video is in!
Lets see, Susan Rice, who is most probably STILL getting paid by Organizing for America, Obama's group.
She then gets on the Netflix Board, and the Obama's get a big video deal from Netflix.
That's how its done legally folks.
-------------------
Yup.
And it is the Democrat Dream Job.
Create propaganda while being paid millions!
It doesn't get any better.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (Yzubb)
I would guess Corey Booker.
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (cF8AT)
When did they put the wall-to-wall carpet in here?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (3sjI6)
I'm skeptical that it's worth what it costs. Actually I wouldn't buy it if it was in the remainder bin.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (JgA4k)
But the degree of corruption here now, compared to the modern historic average that had been achieved (much lower than most countries), is the dramatic change.
* corruption on the local level in the US has been a serious problem, though it varied greatly by location, and still does
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (6qErC)
So, she polished the staffer's staff?
This is California, dude. There's no 'she' in this discussion
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (PbpT7)
Rewatch Semi-Tough before you go to get pointers from Burt (Billy Clyde Puckett).
It is always good to rewatch Semi-Tough, any chance you get anyway.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (BlTKi)
_____________________
Yep, she doesn't look like she's ever read a book, let alone written one. It was probably the work of one of the Kaiser Permanente lobbyists.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (k4dH2)
Come to Virginia. Zod got somethin' for ya.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:24 PM (PbpT7)
You could always go with the time honored tradition of copying and pasting a whole page of comments. Then everyone gets their own front page mention, too.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (t6MX/)
Please do not write long strings of characters without any spaces. That blows the margins and forces me into the bitchwork of cleaning up after you.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)
Hillary still mouths off like they are.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 02:28 PM (aWjrD)
Hillary has demonstrated remarkably poor judgment in the past.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (hLRSq)
(This is a true fun fact.)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (6XgGT)
Posted by: SH at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (sX1BW)
Or she'll be Eating Edna.
Chopping Chad
BBQ'ing Babs
Grilling Gus
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (Srnuc)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (Yzubb)
Apparently, the former California Dem Party Chair
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (xE7+x)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 25, 2019 02:29 PM (6qErC)
So, she polished the staffer's staff?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (3sjI6)
She?
Posted by: Someguy at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (HUFx8)
Posted by: G marks the spot at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (KUHLe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (5Ole9)
Aye, it's true, there's no limit to points in a game. BUT there's a TIME LIMIT in which the game can be played, THUS ensuring the finite amount of points that can be scored.
Without that time limit, the game is POINTLESS and meaningless.
Just like Money would be WITHOUT RULES.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (M/o6U)
oh right, was that an OST cult thing? or that type of thing?
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (PbpT7)
Condom catheter and six feet of silicone tube.
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (Srnuc)
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Wait, did she try to get her kid into a semi-good college too?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (FiUMj)
Where was the Maryland State Police? We know where the Baltimore Police are. They are all bailing out as fast as they can after the Freddie Gray fiasco.
Glad the FBI SAC can read a newspaper. Too bad the children in Baltimore schools cannot.
Posted by: rd at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 02:18 PM (39g3+)
If they do, they'll exempt themselves. Just like insider trading.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (aS1PU)
that's a really odd time. i mean, i thought the 13/8 track that
Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (X3lUd)
No, but of the same ilk.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (JziUy)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:34 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 02:34 PM (t6MX/)
That's it. That's everything, your Honor.
I rest my case.
Posted by: Catherine Pugh's defense team at April 25, 2019 02:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (PbpT7)
I was thinking the same thing, no lie.
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 02:34 PM (7HtZB)
A former chairman of the California Democratic Party is accused in a lawsuit of forcibly performing oral sex on a male subordinate and threatening him to keep quiet, the Sacramento Bee reports.
https://tinyurl.com/y4qbzzjh
Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (cF8AT)
Beautiful. Makes me so proud to be a Californian.
We definitely need more Democrats in power. They're great people. Normal, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:34 PM (c9gj1)
No worries! I'm sure your local library has 50 copies of it.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2019 02:34 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: trapper's girl at
...
So. No lie, my strategy for staying awake on long trips used to be to drink a bunch at the outset and them just hold on. The urgency was enough to keep me awake.
Until one day in my mid-29's when all of a sudden that strategy didn't work anymore. And not because I fell asleep.
I did not actually wet myself but boy was it close. I had no idea that was going to be one of those hey you're not 28 anymore things.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 02:34 PM (Tu3Bl)
That Onion story gets realer and realer.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 02:35 PM (f04Vc)
Your time in the barrel will coincide with the start of a large rash on your body that will take the form of Ace's rant.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 25, 2019 02:35 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (sGtp+)
Out of curiosity, what is the maximum occupancy for The Barrel?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 25, 2019 02:35 PM (xPJvm)
I need someone I trust to watch and review it.
I'm leaning heavily towards skipping it unless it gets raves.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 25, 2019 02:35 PM (bcbK8)
Or she'll be Eating Edna.
Chopping Chad
BBQ'ing Babs
Grilling Gus
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (W+vEI)
Who's that floating in the hot tub? Looks like Stu. - Weird Al Yankovic
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 02:35 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 02:35 PM (AjVAj)
Think about this. Barely a single student is literate in the Baltimore schools.
I gotta see this goddamn book.
Posted by: E buzz at April 25, 2019 02:35 PM (KuQge)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (PbpT7)
Condom catheter and six feet of silicone tube.
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (8erNz)
Semi-Tough
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 25, 2019 02:35 PM (Srnuc)
I need someone I trust to watch and review it.
I'm leaning heavily towards skipping it unless it gets raves.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 25, 2019 02:35 PM (bcbK
===========
Get it for free from Redbox in six months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (9XM3s)
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (zpOyj)
Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (8erNz)
The actions in question aren't "over-reaching" - they reflect bad faith, ignorance, an inability to reason, and most importantly zero understanding of the constitutional order and the judiciary's (very limited and subordinate) role therein. Not to mention an astonishing un-American authoritarianism.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (9XM3s)
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He's a psychopath.
Logic isn't always a big thing with psychopaths.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Michael O'blowme at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (PbpT7)
The Padres had an "Out at the Park" night that offered the opportunity to "network." An adult diaper would have been prudent that night. Anything to avoid going to the mens' room.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (Yzubb)
Apparently, the former California Dem Party Chair
________________
And it was forcible too! I don't care what he says, I didn't consent!
Posted by: the margins at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (k4dH2)
Laissez Faire!
Posted by: The Bulwark at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (l5Hsl)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: E buzz
--
Its ok, most of the words are misspelled anyway.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (YslsA)
Pffft.
The Clinton Foundation.
Money for Clintons.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (Boy/L)
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Pugh's going to prison.
Hillary's got a nest egg to make the Czars of Russia jealous.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: DaveA at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (FhXTo)
or Chappaquiddick
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (gmo/4)
Then also look into paid speeches.
Why should a state school pay a federal employee $300k for a canned 1 hour speech?
Or a Congressperson paid $500k to speak at a big corporation's retreat, and then he/she votes on legislation affecting the corporation.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (W+vEI)
Ironically, DC has kind of gotten its shit together in the last 10 years (relatively speaking) and it is a much nicer city now. Anthony Williams was a good mayor in the 2000's and put it on the right track.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (OD2ni)
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: FBI agents Joe Pientka and Mike Gaeta, along with DOJ official Stu Evans, are figuring prominently as witnesses in IG Horowitz's investigation of department FISA abuses. The findings in the forthcoming IG report are said to be "devastating."
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (M/o6U)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (PbpT7)
B.E.A.T.
It was a parody of EST, though not by much. Burt Convey played the Werner Erhardt clone, and played him fabulously. The funny part is that a lot of the B.E.A.T. stuff was right.
You might need to be pelfed before that Endgame movie. Clean you out.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (BlTKi)
well several reviewers said, "There is no good time to take a bathroom break."
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:33 PM (8erNz)
Semi-Tough
No, some of the Cannonball Run drivers. If you had a thousand miles of fuel on board no one was going to stop to piss.
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
...
How about college textbooks?
Oh, and the difference between edition 25 and 26 is just a different picture on the cover. Again. But your used edition 25 is worth nothing and that will be eight hundred dollars for your new books. Each.
Plus the weird voting widget my daughter bought. For ONE class.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (Tu3Bl)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (90T4r)"
I mean he might miss the part where Brie Larson henpecks all the men on the team for 5 minutes until Thanos uses the Infinity Gauntlet to finally give her a butt.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: ace
That's about as guilty a move as possible.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (Yzubb)
The mayor is currently writing a companion book titled Show Me the Money Holly
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (90T4r)
O'Rourke 25%
Biden 20%
Sanders 19%
Buttigieg 15%
Harris 5%
Warren 5%
Castro 4%
Booker 2%
Posted by: Ha at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (MAstk)
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: FBI agents Joe Pientka and Mike Gaeta, along with DOJ official Stu Evans, are figuring prominently as witnesses in IG Horowitz's investigation of department FISA abuses. The findings in the forthcoming IG report are said to be "devastating."
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (BqBId)
==============
"But Trump tweeted mean things!"
-The NYT
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (q8oeS)
*back to lurkng*
Posted by: literally serious at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (cpLq8)
Posted by: E buzz
I doubt the teachers are much better.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (ZqRa6)
Does she not know the FBI has national jurisdiction?"
Honestly, I doubt she knows that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (6XgGT)
I updated with the report that she's fled the state.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (PbpT7)
Damn. And I thought people were just making funny shit up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (t6MX/)
Cui Bono?
Somebody in competition or under her are making their play. Neither the FBI nor the AG give a shit about this, it's how they live their own lives, clownish and corrupt. They had to be ordered to push it by one of their masters. The IRS might but only go public if they won't pay up. Possible housekeeping as there could be a trail leading to a 2020 player?
Cui Bono?
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (UFLLM)
Agreed, your description's better!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (YslsA)
Should make a nice warchest for a Chelsea 2032 run.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (pw+jk)
The findings in the forthcoming IG report are said to be "devastating."
Yeah.
This IG report and all the other shit that's supposedly gonna happen sounds an awful lot like "the walls are closing in" bullshit.
Trump has the goods on these Shits or not??
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (M/o6U)
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: The OJ Jury at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (OD2ni)
Should make a nice warchest for a Chelsea 2032 run.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (Bdeb0)
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"Vote for me, peasant."
-Chelsea Clinton, delivered flatly
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (Yzubb)
15% can get you delegates
Posted by: Ha at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (MAstk)
"Update: She's fleeing the state?
Does she not know the FBI has national jurisdiction?"
Honestly, I doubt she knows that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (OD2ni)
Why do they always run?
Posted by: Sean Spencer at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Illinois at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (zW0u1)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Skip
They were fixed quickly.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (TAmPV)
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Alternate title "Is Holly Going to Have to Cut a Bitch?"
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Miklos, having the veggie plate at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (QzkSJ)
I updated with the report that she's fled the state.
Posted by: ace
Isn't the right word here ABSCOND?
It's a good word we can't use that often these days.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (M/o6U)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Sean Spencer at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (t6MX/)"
Everybody runs, Fletch.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (oZ6kz)
Andrew Yang - hold my beer
https://tinyurl.com/yxvt7ydw
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (JoUsr)
Ace, go watch movie.
I need someone I trust to watch and review it.
I'm leaning heavily towards skipping it unless it gets raves.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 25, 2019 02:35 PM (bcbK
I'm going no matter the reviews. Pretty sure it will be my last MCU trip, though. Cause I'm tired of be lectured to in the movies and TV shows. Guess I'm fragile, but they will have to get along without my $$.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 25, 2019 02:32 PM (k4dH2)
My favorite one was the time the murderer "Tookie" Williams "wrote" a children's book when he was on Death Row (for a small misunderstanding that resulted in four convenience store employees getting their heads blown with a shotgun).
Sales of the book? 300 copies. Number of lawyers in the firm defending him? No prizes for guessing 300.
California, amazingly, offed him anyway.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (c9gj1)
Healthy Holly becomes Extradition Emily
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Becomes Desperate Debbie.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (Yzubb)
BOLO in Dallas.
Posted by: Sean Spencer at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (t6MX/)
I updated with the report that she's fled the state.
Posted by: ace
Isn't the right word here ABSCOND?
It's a good word we can't use that often these days.
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (M/o6U)
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Verily, I pontificate on the very rumination every fortnight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (q8oeS)
He's a psychopath.
Logic isn't always a big thing with psychopaths
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See there you go again! Why not just try to tell him? Nobody even tried! Hey Thanos it won't even work! People will just breed to fill the gaps anyway! Nobody will be around to clean up after the pollution and shit!
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (9XM3s)
A former chairman of the California Democratic Party is accused in a lawsuit of forcibly performing oral sex on a male subordinate and threatening him to keep quiet, the Sacramento Bee reports.
https://tinyurl.com/y4qbzzjh
Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (cF8AT)
Beautiful. Makes me so proud to be a Californian.
We definitely need more Democrats in power. They're great people. Normal, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:34 PM
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What about that California n serial killer Dem, Ed Buck, who murders young black homeless men with hotshots and fucks them?
He's still skipping about footloose and fancy free.
Okay he's more of a major donor than a party official but he's 'Demmed' right up to his murderous eyeballs.
Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (SUBdY)
Oh STFU, STFD & GTFU
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: H Rotten Clinton at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (/B9LS)
i'm actually looking into buying adult diapers or a trucker buddy because three hours without pissing sounds like a challenge.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (PbpT7)
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I think the only movie I've ever watched that was that long was "Das Boot".But I watched it at home.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (YslsA)
Fugitive Felicity.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (ycWCI)
Oh, and the difference between edition 25 and 26 is just a different picture on the cover. Again. But your used edition 25 is worth nothing and that will be eight hundred dollars for your new books. Each.
Plus the weird voting widget my daughter bought. For ONE class.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (Tu3Bl)
What's to stop several enterprising students from buying one book and scanning it into chapter PDF files?
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (zpOyj)
Posted by: Ha
.........
But no superdelegates on the first ballot.. it's gonna be chaos.. I'm buying extra popcorn now to beat the rush!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2019 02:39 PM (YslsA)
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On the Lam Pam
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (flINI)
BREAKING: FBI agents Joe Pientka and Mike Gaeta, along with DOJ official Stu Evans, are figuring prominently as witnesses in IG Horowitz's investigation of department FISA abuses. The findings in the forthcoming IG report are said to be "devastating."
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (BqBId)
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Is this the heralded "rank and file" that's finally delivering?
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Sean Spencer
Everybody runs when the time comes. Fella named Logan told me that...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio Cortez at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (Srnuc)
Posted by: Skip at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at
...
Oh that's perfect.
Pleabargain Patty?
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (Tu3Bl)
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (QDnY+)
He's a psychopath.
Logic isn't always a big thing with psychopaths
+++
See there you go again! Why not just try to tell him? Nobody even tried! Hey Thanos it won't even work! People will just breed to fill the gaps anyway! Nobody will be around to clean up after the pollution and shit!
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (9XM3s)
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Well, the backstory where we saw him literally murdering half the population of Gamora's planet is pretty good evidence that a nice cup of tea and a polite conversation isn't going to divert him from his bloodthirst with a veneer of humanism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (RD7QR)
She obviously learned nothing from Kwame Kilpatrick. When's he up for parole, anyway?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Becomes Desperate Debbie.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (Yzubb)
BOLO in Dallas.
Posted by: Sean Spencer at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (t6MX/)
To Shawshank Sally.
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (G0vdT)
-Chelsea Clinton, delivered flatly
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (q8oeS)
Loved the video of that La Raza chastising her for [insert white-privilege offense that I can't be bothered to remember] and Chelsea all fake-concern and man-hands up in surrender.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)
Saw a documentary on Baltimore crime the other night and it was just sad, Charmed I think. Over 1,000 people killed during its two year filming.
"Sometimes the people get exactly the representation they deserve."
Posted by: Daisy Cutter at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (sM+h7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (l5Hsl)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Becomes Desperate Debbie.
--
On the Lamb Lena
and then
Imprisoned Irma
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (JoUsr)
YUP!
This is my last marvel rodeo.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (PbpT7)
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Gillette girl is gonna be the next Captain America.
Are you not entertained!?!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Mayor Cathy at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (6XgGT)
Does she not know the FBI has national jurisdiction?
Same as the dipshits that run from the cops.
Do they not know how Motorola Radios work?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Bert G at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (AjVAj)"
Yeah, but only to get some of that sweet Death poontang.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (oZ6kz)
_________________
UMMS gave one board member's unemployed (because she'd been fired from her last job) wife a $350k a year, do-nothing "executive" job in one of their hospitals.
They got the idea from the Obamas.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (M/o6U)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (aWjrD)
I saw Kenneth Branag... Braunagh... Branagh... Whatever, HIM, I saw his version of Hamlet that was about four hours long. IIRC they had an intermission though.
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (zpOyj)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (M/o6U)
The correct word.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (BlTKi)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (RD7QR)
She's on the lam? Seriously?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (oifcv)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (MTjB1)
Thanos doubles over and goes all crossed eyed and all the girls wink an blow the hair out of their faces.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (ymnmz)
If SNL were still funny....
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:37 PM (90T4r)"
I mean he might miss the part where Brie Larson henpecks all the men on the team for 5 minutes until Thanos uses the Infinity Gauntlet to finally give her a butt.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (oZ6kz)
Christian Toto said that the middle is a bit dull, probably a good point to drain the main vein
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ace
Ditto. It's been getting thin and the horizon does not look promising. 22 movies over a decade's time is a hell of a run, nothing lasts forever.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (AM1GF)
-Chelsea Clinton, delivered flatly
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (q8oeS)
Loved the video of that La Raza chastising her for [insert white-privilege offense that I can't be bothered to remember] and Chelsea all fake-concern and man-hands up in surrender.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (Bdeb0)
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"Shut up, peasant!"
-What she should have said
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Becomes Desperate Debbie.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (Yzubb)
Then Defendant Dorothy, Convict Connie, and Prisoner Patty
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)
This is my last marvel rodeo.
Posted by: ace"
I'm sorry you are threatened by strong, humorless women with flat asses.
Posted by: Brie Larson at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 25, 2019 02:36 PM (Boy/L)
and chicks for free.
Posted by: Dire Straits at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Becomes Desperate Debbie.
--
On the Lamb Lena
and then
Imprisoned Irma
Posted by: Lady in Black
And then Scissoring Samantha of Cellblock C.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (iMxDC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Becomes Desperate Debbie.
--
On the Lamb Lena
and then
Imprisoned Irma
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 02:43 PM (JoUsr)
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Then
Your my b*tch Betty.
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (wA4OO)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (V+Su2)
Sorry, that level of filth is just humor, not something I'm prepared to deal with.
Posted by: Your SMOD at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (8erNz)
Oh.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (AjVAj)
When's the last time someone ABSCONDED?
The Shah of Iran?
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (M/o6U)
House Democrat's of Wisconsin?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (ymnmz)
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I read that as "for a sweet half milf." You can probably tell where my head is at ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (/lnfO)
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (f04Vc)
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (aXucN)
Does she not know the FBI has national jurisdiction?
Same as the dipshits that run from the cops.
Do they not know how Motorola Radios work?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (Yzubb)
Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for Maxine Water's twin sister. That is all.
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (d88mT)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (V+Su2)
Posted by: Vanya at April
...
Many classes now have an electronic component that requires an individual code.
The thing is that the professors really really play ball with the publishers on this racket. Even when it's not their book. They include these high cost items even when they are useless or demonstrably harder than other solutions (e.g. this little "voting" hardware widget that was a single use for one class item).
Something is up.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (Tu3Bl)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (aWjrD)
I saw Kenneth Branag... Braunagh... Branagh... Whatever, HIM, I saw his version of Hamlet that was about four hours long. IIRC they had an intermission though.
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (zpOyj)
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Hamlet, Lawrence of Arabia, Napoleon vu par Abel Gance, Ben-Hur, The Lord of the Rings, Once Upon a Time in America...
There are some great 4 hour movies out there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (q8oeS)
Are these actual PLACES? I mean, they just don't show up on any chart I've got.
Posted by: Your SMOD at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (8erNz)
"Sometimes the people get exactly the representation they deserve."
--
Unfortunately, lessons learned? None. It's all still the white man's fault.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Meade Lux
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She heard it was a sanctuary state
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (YslsA)
YUP!
This is my last marvel rodeo.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (PbpT7)
You mean you won't come back for black teenage girl Iron Man, body-positive Asian Hulk, girlThor, and muslim Ms Marvel?*
*these are all actual Marvel characters
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (7HtZB)
I updated with the report that she's fled the state.
Posted by: ace
That's about as guilty a move as possible.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (Yzubb)
That's Jame Traficant level of stupidity.
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (gmo/4)
Your mayor was taking bribes to select you healthcare provider. this means she was not selecting your healthcare provider based solely upon competence and that the quality of healthcare you receive will be reduced by at least as much as the bribes.
suck it.
sincerely,
Y5
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (c9gj1)
They're gonna put her back in chains.
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (t6MX/)
Right?
Between Epstein's pedo island, NXIVM and this Ed Buck creep, how is it that this has not generated a dozen or more documentaries, tv series and 'inspired by true events' films???
Not to mention the amazing incuriosity by our MSM. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (W+vEI)
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: FBI agents Joe Pientka and Mike Gaeta, along with DOJ official Stu Evans, are figuring prominently as witnesses in IG Horowitz's investigation of department FISA abuses. The findings in the forthcoming IG report are said to be "devastating."
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (BqBId)
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Just like the other 1000 "devastating" findings over the past 2 years. Hell over the past 10 years of the Obama rein of terror.
None of this shit ever leads to anything other than a couple of headlines on Fox.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (wA4OO)
+++
He can't help it! It's how he was raised! What he needed was proper goal structures and an appreciation for delayed gratification
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (9XM3s)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (6XgGT)
So we need a pool on where she's going to be found. --
She'll be found hiking the Appalachian Trail.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (TAmPV)
Oh.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (QDnY+)
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They story I'm reading was that she was home for the raid but somehow "disappeared" by the time they were down.
Maybe the FBI thought they were operating under "Hillary" rules.
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (AjVAj)
1. Nosferatu.
2. "Bela Lugosi's dead (undead/undead)..."
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (Bdeb0)
Judge Shelley Joseph and court officer Wesley MacGregor were hit with federal obstruction of justice charges for their role in aiding the defendant, who was arrested in March 2018 on charges of drug possession and being a fugitive from justice, according to an indictment by the U.S. Attorney's Office in Boston.
Posted by: Options at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (akP6k)
There are some great 4 hour movies out there.
The Unbearable Lightness of Being, the director's cut of Lawrence of Arabia, okay not quite four hours but my now-wife sat through them and still married me.
Posted by: Your SMOD at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (d88mT)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (y8A/I)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)
Ten-to-Twenty Tammy
Posted by: Miklos, feeling the heat at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (hjaPQ)
It's a sanctuary state.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (aS1PU)
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Any word from the coroner whether Buck likes them alive or dead?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Commander Robert Roberts OBE at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (37IEG)
Bottom of a pool at Motel 6.
Posted by: rickb223 at April
..
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (Tu3Bl)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at A
damn your devilishly fast fingers - not literally damnning you
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (MTjB1)
YUP!
This is my last marvel rodeo.
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (PbpT7)
You mean you won't come back for black teenage girl Iron Man, body-positive Asian Hulk, girlThor, and muslim Ms Marvel?*
*these are all actual Marvel characters
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 02:47 PM (7HtZB)
*eye twitch*
that is correct
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (bcbK8)
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She'd better switch out that 70s pageboy wig.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Commander Robert Roberts OBE at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Roy"
She would blend in very well in PG County so she hide there. All she would need is an Infiniti or Mercdes with a handicap sticker.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (OD2ni)
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I read that as "for a sweet half milf." You can probably tell where my head is at ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (/lnfO)
What's a half-milf? Half on the M part, or half on the F part?
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (7HtZB)
Who knew that the fibbies will just let you leave while they search your house ?
____________
Without PC or an arrest warrant, they don't really have a choice.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (Y3hKx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (oifcv)"
I guess this just isn't a Baltimore idea. It's more of a Shelbyville idea.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (V+Su2)
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I believe that was Marilyn Mosby, state attorney for Baltimore.
Posted by: bluebell at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: DocJ at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (NYS7S)
Do you sit through the "Overture?"
Be honest.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)
Everything I know about it I learned from "The Wire".
Not sure which is worse - Baltimore or Chicago.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt, graft observer at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (ufFY8)
I think the correct phraseology here is RUNNOFT.
Posted by: Bert G at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (tOP4K)
UN-ASSED. As in un-ass my AO, Private.
Heard that one a lot. No idea why.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun
We're the Sidh. Dead serious. If we all died off today we'd be thought to still be around, plaguing people with our pernicious Privilege Powers, hiding all the wealth of the land away in our hidden palaces. They've turned us into some sort of tormenting spirits in their mythology.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: ace
Ditto. It's been getting thin and the horizon does not look promising. 22 movies over a decade's time is a hell of a run, nothing lasts forever.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (AM1GF)
Saving life in the universe from irreversible death from a nigh-undefeatable villain is kind of hard to top.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 25, 2019 02:50 PM (hLRSq)
Be honest.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (Bdeb0)
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Sometimes.
Even at home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:50 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (hjaPQ)
It's a sanctuary state.
Posted by: DR.WTF
Chicago is closer.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:50 PM (Yzubb)
This is the kind of shit we waited for, begged for, cried for, from Fucking Sleepy Jeff and all we got was 'oh, maybe next month'.
Posted by: JEM at April 25, 2019 02:50 PM (8erNz)
Hey, FBI, here's a pro tip for you super sleuths: when you raid a place, you might want to station someone at the back door.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:50 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (/lnfO)
What's a half-milf? Half on the M part, or half on the F part?
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (7HtZB)
Midget MILF
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 02:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (q8oeS)
Oh, absolutely. Just... You know... Gotta piss sometimes.
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 02:50 PM (zpOyj)
To be fair. White Politicians have been getting away with this scam for decades.
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 02:50 PM (f04Vc)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)
Then Democrat Presidential Candidate Charisa
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 25, 2019 02:50 PM (t6MX/)
You have a half mil, you can get yourself a full MILF
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2019 02:50 PM (d88mT)
Yeah.
This IG report and all the other shit that's supposedly gonna happen sounds an awful lot like "the walls are closing in" bullshit.
Trump has the goods on these Shits or not??
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 02:40 PM (M/o6U)
Xxxx
Trumps former lawyer, DiGeonova said there are several criminal referrals in the upcoming Comey IG report which is supposed to be published in two weeks. He said it on the Fox News Ingraham File last night.
I am skeptical too. *two weeks*
Posted by: rd at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (EK+Pw)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (q8oeS)
Oh, absolutely. Just... You know... Gotta piss sometimes.
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 02:50 PM (zpOyj)
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Drink nothing for 4 hours before. Void the bladder right before the movie. Wear a catheter.
Easy peasy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (q8oeS)
Exhibit B is the VA.
Posted by: pj at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: Jim Wright (D), noted author of Reflections of a Public Man at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (xSo9G)
But that's in the category of actual movies.
TJM - don't forget to hunt down "I am Cuba". You can probably watch it online.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (QDnY+)
Huh.
Who knew that the fibbies will just let you leave while they search your house ?
____________
Without PC or an arrest warrant, they don't really have a choice.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (k4dH2)
Oh you boys, you go ahead and search the house as much as you want.
I'm just going to run down to the Piggly Wiggly and get you some snacks.What would you like?
Posted by: Mayor Pew at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (2LelM)
I think the correct phraseology here is RUNNOFT.
Posted by: Bert G at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (tOP4K)
UN-ASSED. As in un-ass my AO, Private.
Heard that one a lot. No idea why.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
You had best unfuck yourself and un-ass my AO.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (Yzubb)
Hey, maybe Shelley can have Catherine as her cellie!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (t6MX/)
No. This is a couple of the key coup actors with their balls in a vise.
Gaeta was the FBI attache in Rome who went to London on July 5th, 2016. Pientka was the 2nd FBI agent present for the interview of General Flynn. Strzok being the lead agent.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: TRUMP at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: MaDuece at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (0dmP2)
335 Update: She's fleeing the state?
Does she not know the FBI has national jurisdiction?
Same as the dipshits that run from the cops.
Do they not know how Motorola Radios work?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (Yzubb)
Calling all cars! Calling all cars! Be on the lookout for Maxine Water's twin sister. That is all.
Posted by: Roy at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (d88mT)
+++
The next thing you know, she'll be standing next to her lawyer who will be all huffy and indignant.
Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (aWjrD)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (oZ6kz)
Someone told her
there's a girl out there
with love in her eyes
and flowers
in her hair
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (f04Vc)
VIDEO: Students appalled by footage of 'creepy' Joe Biden touching women
http://tinyurl.com/y28582wo
Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mayor Cathy at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (6XgGT)
I am skeptical too. *two weeks*
Posted by: rd at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (EK+Pw)\
Heh - yeah #TwoWeeks popped into my head first I saw this too
Posted by: DocJ at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (ZqRa6)
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 02:50 PM (zpOyj)
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Drink nothing for 4 hours before. Void the bladder right before the movie. Wear a catheter.
Easy peasy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (q8oeS)
Drink you own urine.
Posted by: Bear Grylls at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: We made Bill Nye wear the dress, happy now? at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (1L9V9)
Posted by: Eromero at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (AB9tT)
____________
Without PC or an arrest warrant, they don't really have a choice.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
So tv has been lying to me all this time?
You can't arrest and hold for 72 hours?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (Yzubb)
But that's in the category of actual movies.
TJM - don't forget to hunt down "I am Cuba". You can probably watch it online.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (QDnY+)
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It's in my saved queue on Netflix DVD. I download those when I feel like, but I go down in order.
I'm still trying to finish the download of Manon des Sources (which is taking forever), and then I have a few Italian movies (a Rossellini and a Fellini) and a couple of others.
I must keep the order, or else it is chaos.
Won't be too long though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Chris M at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (eAZVt)
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They story I'm reading was that she was home for the raid but somehow "disappeared" by the time they were down.
Maybe the FBI thought they were operating under "Hillary" rules.
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2019 02:48 PM (G0vdT)
Well she just hosed it for every other Dem. Gonna be handcuffs in the back of a cruiser while they complete the raid. No more Mr Niceguy. Their lawyers can come collect them at the station after the charges have been filed.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: t-bird at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio Cortez at April 25, 2019 02:53 PM (Srnuc)
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Nominate her to the Supreme Court!
Posted by: Democrats at April 25, 2019 02:53 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 02:53 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 25, 2019 02:53 PM (zW0u1)
I was too busy selling off everyone else's uranium. I'm just one person!
Posted by: Hillary! at April 25, 2019 02:53 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 02:53 PM (jeefx)
Posted by: tubal at April 25, 2019 02:53 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: literally serious at April 25, 2019 02:53 PM (cpLq8)
Posted by: Chris M at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (eAZVt)"
Yeah, and how come everybody wants to keep it like the Kaiser Permanente?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:53 PM (oZ6kz)
I'm just going to run down to the Piggly Wiggly in Bolivia and get you some snacks. What would you like?
Posted by: Mayor Pew at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:54 PM (c9gj1)
So, have not spent much time in baltimore. have to ask, do physical attributes of candidates mean nothing in baltimore elections?
more than half the voters did not notice the hardcore, inbred stoner, retard vibe she exudes? or is that standard for baltimore citizens?
sincerely,
Y5
more lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 02:54 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: washrivergal at April 25, 2019 02:42 PM (aWjrD)
I saw Kenneth Branag... Braunagh... Branagh... Whatever, HIM, I saw his version of Hamlet that was about four hours long. IIRC they had an intermission though.
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (zpOyj)
That movie was incomprehensible to me and I say that as somebody who loved Branagh's Henry V. He took the worst parts of Hamlet, dumped in some weird shit, made some bizarre casting decisions (Jack Lemon? Really?), and set the whole thing in exactly the wrong location and time. It's like a retarded version of Fellini took over his brain for the duration.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 25, 2019 02:54 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (Tu3Bl)
Damn, that sucks.
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I wanna be a marine biologist!"
"Yeah.... I was thinking more, 'plumber'."
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 02:54 PM (zpOyj)
And yes, the overture was great, and part of the package.
But, of course, one can always say "it is recognized that you have a funny sense of 'fun'".
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 02:54 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (xSo9G
And there probably are at least another 100 that should be in jail spread across the various big urban centers.
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio Cortez at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (Srnuc)
Posted by: zombie at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (5tb4C)
*******
Change your Underoos
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 02:49 PM (BqBId)
___
You keep getting yourself all excited that these criminals will see prison time if you want. I'm a realist.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (FiUMj)
I mean he might miss the part where Brie Larson henpecks all the men on the team for 5 minutes until Thanos uses the Infinity Gauntlet to finally give her a butt.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (oZ6kz)
Christian Toto said that the middle is a bit dull, probably a good point to drain the main vein
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at
...
The only spoiler we need is when does Brie Larson have four minutes of screen time somewhere near the middle of the film.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (Tu3Bl)
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (hjaPQ)
Whoa, black Cathy (on-da-lam)
Black Cathy wrote for a child (on-da-lam)
The book sales gone wild (on-da-lam)
She said "I'm worrin' outta my mind" (on-da-lam)
Her black ass is now ina bind (on-da-lam)
I said oh black Cathy (on-da-lam)
whoa, black Cathy (on-da-lam)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (l5Hsl)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (2LelM)
I'm just going to run down to the Piggly Wiggly and get you some snacks.What would you like?
Posted by: Mayor Pew
_____________
What was that mob movie where the wife talks about how to treat the cops when they're doing a house search? Goodfellas? She says she makes coffee for the cops, because what else are ya gonna do? She says she has a friend who spits on the floor, but that's just nasty. Spitting on your own floors, floors that you'll have to clean up later? What's the point of that?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (TfwlC)
Certain types of officials there are now banned from selling artwork. They were putting BS crayon refrigerator drawings up in galleries and pulling in 5 figures for them.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (xSo9G)
It's the city council --> mayoral mansion --> prison cell escalator.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 02:56 PM (c9gj1)
I am skeptical too. *two weeks*
Posted by: rd at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (EK+Pw) "
Meh.
DiGenova has been right about as many times as Krugman or Avenatti.
*spits*
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 25, 2019 02:56 PM (wA4OO)
what do you mean we are out of nigerians!
call maxine
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 02:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 25, 2019 02:54 PM (RD7QR)
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Jack Lemmon is actually great in his small part. It's a bit distracting considering his celebrity, but he speaks Shakespearean verse extremely well.
Billy Crystal is probably the best "cameo" out of them all. He's a fantastic gravedigger.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:56 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Francis 7 at April 25, 2019 02:56 PM (9XM3s)
She told the FBI agents she didn't know nothin' 'bout birthin' no
babies, then slipped out the back door with a basket of laundry.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (hjaPQ)
Embezzlement? Ain't nobody got time for that!
Posted by: Grifting Georgia at April 25, 2019 02:56 PM (t6MX/)
Go ahead and guess what race. Go ahead!
WRONG! She's as white as Lieawatha. And was appointed by alleged Republican Governor Charlie Baker. Surprisingly, Baker isn't screaming ORANGEMANBAD just yet.
Posted by: DocJ at April 25, 2019 02:56 PM (NYS7S)
Whoa, black Cathy (on-da-lam)
Black Cathy wrote for a child (on-da-lam)
The book sales gone wild (on-da-lam)
She said "I'm worrin' outta my mind" (on-da-lam)
Her black ass is now ina bind (on-da-lam)
I said oh black Cathy (on-da-lam)
whoa, black Cathy (on-da-lam)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (l5Hsl)
Nice!
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (aS1PU)
>>Is this the heralded "rank and file" that's finally delivering?
No. This is a couple of the key coup actors with their balls in a vise.
Gaeta was the FBI attache in Rome who went to London on July 5th,
2016. Pientka was the 2nd FBI agent present for the interview of General
Flynn. Strzok being the lead agent.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 25, 2019 02:51 PM (/tuJf)
Does anyone know where Stozk is right now? These guys are gonna take a powder once it's clear the wheels are coming off. Could they have a super secret evac plan, like hire a delivery crew and have him taken out of his home in a refrigerator box or something, straight to a Soros escape jet?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (ymnmz)
They knew full well what they were paying for here. Like Aunt Becky saying, "I knew it was unethical, but I didn't think it was illegal," Kaiser should not be let off the hook for their part in this graft.
Posted by: red speck at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (6Krd7)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (FiUMj)
******
No actually when you got shitcanned CBD said it wasn't for being the Eeyore that you are But for Blowing the Margins. I would just say you are a DOLT
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (BqBId)
And Maryland is a small state, easy to end up in Virginia or even Delaware.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (yjFUx)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (UnA8+)
Go ahead and guess what race. Go ahead!
WRONG! She's as white as Lieawatha. And was appointed by alleged Republican Governor Charlie Baker. Surprisingly, Baker isn't screaming ORANGEMANBAD just yet.
Posted by: DocJ at April 25, 2019 02:56 PM (NYS7S)
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My mental picture of her was a white woman, actually.
It's Massachusetts, you know. They're kinda racist up there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (RuIsu)
RUNNER!
Posted by: Francis 7 at April 25, 2019 02:56 PM (9XM3s)
Theme music.
https://youtu.be/iIpfWORQWhU
Posted by: Grifting Georgia at April 25, 2019 02:58 PM (t6MX/)
I understand that the full version is actually two different, shorter versions squashed together. That's why you have half-assed subplots that go nowhere and characters and appear and disappear for no reason. He should have done one or the other.
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 02:58 PM (zpOyj)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 25, 2019 02:58 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: William "Cold Cash" Jefferson at April 25, 2019 02:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bert G at April 25, 2019 02:58 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: Bear Grylls at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (t6MX/)
It's sterile and I enjoy the taste
Posted by: Patches O'Houlihan at April 25, 2019 02:58 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 25, 2019 02:58 PM (LWu6U)
If the French had captured Branagh and pulled a prolonged, Braveheart-style William Wallace penalty-play at the end of Henry V, I'd have been a fan.
Branagh is of the "Shakespeare was meant to be YELLED ALL THE TIME" school of Shakespeare acting.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:58 PM (Bdeb0)
1) "Coexist" bumperstrips;
2) "Hate Has No Home Here" yard signs;
3) Typing "LOL"-- EVER, under any circumstances;
4) Admiring cop killas;
5) Vacationing in Cuba or the USSR;
6) Typing "woke," "diversity," "inclusion," or
"empower";
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2019 02:59 PM (Cssks)
..........
*ring, ring* Beep. You have reached the FBI Crime Tip Hotline. Leave a message and we'll return your call as soon as possible. In case of an emergency please dial 1-800-*static*.
Beep.
Posted by: FBI at April 25, 2019 02:59 PM (HgMAr)
Does anyone know where Stozk is right now? These guys are gonna take a powder once it's clear the wheels are coming off. Could they have a super secret evac plan, like hire a delivery crew and have him taken out of his home in a refrigerator box or something, straight to a Soros escape jet?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (ymnmz)
Which means that makes him fair game for SEAL Team 6 to snatch him on some Bolivian street corner and rendition his ass to Guantanamo for some nice, family-style waterboarding.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2019 02:59 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (flINI)
Hey man, nice shot. Nice shot, man.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:59 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (UFLLM)
Whoa, black Cathy (on-da-lam)
Black Cathy wrote for a child (on-da-lam)
The book sales gone wild (on-da-lam)
She said "I'm worrin' outta my mind" (on-da-lam)
Her black ass is now ina bind (on-da-lam)
I said oh black Cathy (on-da-lam)
whoa, black Cathy (on-da-lam)
omg, lol
Posted by: trapper's girl at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (AN9Ri)
Whoa, black Cathy (on-da-lam)
Black Cathy wrote for a child (on-da-lam)
The book sales gone wild (on-da-lam)
She said "I'm worrin' outta my mind" (on-da-lam)
Her black ass is now ina bind (on-da-lam)
I said oh black Cathy (on-da-lam)
whoa, black Cathy (on-da-lam)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (l5Hsl)
BC, I owe you a beer! Perfect. Simply perfect.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Max Power at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (q177U)
Ended up getting nabbed in Spain because a Spanish policeman had seen a Thomas Nast cartoon and thought Tweed was wanted for kidnapping.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Party of One! Personalized Identity Group Kits Now at The Outrage Outlet! at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (hLRSq)
Good Lord, it's Jar Jar Binks in drag not a fucking Bond villain. Did she fool the FBI with a paper sign on the wall saying "Duck Season"?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:58 PM (Bdeb0)
Well, to be fair, the acoustics in the Globe Theater in 1600 were probably shit.
Posted by: DocJ at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (NYS7S)
Are they not guilty too?
All I know is Baltimore is looking down the barrel of some really enthralling lawsuits from all the providers that didn't win those contracts.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (Tu3Bl)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (HgMAr)
1) "Coexist" bumperstrips;
2) "Hate Has No Home Here" yard signs;
3) Typing "LOL"-- EVER, under any circumstances;
4) Admiring cop killas;
5) Vacationing in Cuba or the USSR;
6) Typing "woke," "diversity," "inclusion," or
"empower";
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2019 02:59 PM (Cssks)
I've still never ONCE seen "Hate Has No Home Here".
All I've ever seen are the English/Arabic/Spanish "We don't care where you come from our what language you speak, we're proud you're our neighbor" signs.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2019 03:01 PM (UnA8+)
"empower";
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2019 02:59 PM (Cssks)
Che t-shirts, rainbows, hipster beards . . . .
Posted by: Grifting Georgia at April 25, 2019 03:01 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 03:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 25, 2019 03:01 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: steevy at April 25, 2019 03:01 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 25, 2019 03:01 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: josephistan at April 25, 2019 03:02 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Grifting Georgia at April 25, 2019 03:01 PM (t6MX/)
Summary execution - blowtorch to the midsection until screaming, agonizing death.
Posted by: DocJ at April 25, 2019 03:02 PM (NYS7S)
The only spoiler we need is when does Brie Larson have four minutes of screen time somewhere near the middle of the film.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (Tu3Bl)
There is that pat near the middle where Captain Marvel, Scarlet Witch and and Black Widow all sit around the compound discussing the lack of free tampons in the compounds bathrooms and how they always have to wait cause there are not enough toilets and why are there only baby changes station s in the wammyns room and they trigger Black Widow anyway cause well.... you know..... the ceremony.....MEN!!!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 25, 2019 03:02 PM (ymnmz)
They knew full well what they were paying for here. Like Aunt Becky saying, "I knew it was unethical, but I didn't think it was illegal," Kaiser should not be let off the hook for their part in this graft.
Posted by: red speck at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (6Krd7)
The "Aunt Becky" defense.
The Horde is hot as the sun today.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 25, 2019 03:02 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:20 PM (Yzubb)
Healthy Holly Gets Herpes.
Healthy Holly Gets Her Womb Broomed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2019 03:03 PM (TfwlC)
7. Peanut banners
8. People who need emotional support animals
9. Green-haired face piercers
10. Stupid hipster hats
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2019 03:03 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 03:03 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Grifting Georgia at April 25, 2019 03:01 PM (t6MX/)
Antifa jackets.
#Resist Bumper Stickers.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2019 03:03 PM (UnA8+)
especially because she didn't need the mustache.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 03:03 PM (MTjB1)
I don't think so. A clerk could have ferreted this out.
Not too much shoe leather lost on this case.
Posted by: Dalton Barnes at April 25, 2019 03:03 PM (lkl+P)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2019 03:03 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2019 03:03 PM (DPjeO)
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Not sure if she's killed enough cops for them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 03:03 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (jp0Bv)
She was wearing a sign around her neck that said, "Not a mayor."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 03:03 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: Jolo at April 25, 2019 03:04 PM (WrMOC)
Branagh is of the "Shakespeare was meant to be YELLED ALL THE TIME" school of Shakespeare acting.
Posted by: Zod at April 25, 2019 02:58 PM (Bdeb0)
Well, to be fair, the acoustics in the Globe Theater in 1600 were probably shit.
Posted by: DocJ at April 25, 2019 03:00 PM (NYS7S)
Yeah, that's "stage voice". Common to actors who did a shitload of stage work before moving to film. Pacino in everything after Godfather 2, for example.
Which is why, on the opposite side of the coin, douchenozzles like DeNiro and Depp mumble their way through the script.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2019 03:04 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (hjaPQ)
She's run off with that boy to Cancun...
Posted by: Brooks and Dunn at April 25, 2019 03:04 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 25, 2019 03:04 PM (9XM3s)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 25, 2019 03:04 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: Archer at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (gmo/4)
"empower";
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2019 02:59 PM (Cssks)
Che t-shirts, rainbows, hipster beards . . . .
Posted by: Grifting Georgia at April 25, 2019 03:01 PM (t6MX/)
And the ultimate: a man bun.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (c9gj1)
Maybe "Hate Has No Home Here" is a midwest thing, but pls take my word for this-- those signs are a routine feature of life here.
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (yjFUx)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (MTjB1)
I could even ignore that it starred Kevin Costner and Woody Harrelson.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (jeefx)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2019 03:04 PM (veoSD)
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David Tennant, especially as Dr. Who.
Screams to the rafters in small rooms.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:38 PM (oZ6kz)
*Captain America picks up the phone*
CAP: Hello?
CAP MARVEL: I don't understand.
C: What?
CM: You haven't called in six hours. What are you doing?
C: We're working on this Thanos problem--
CM: Do you understand how hard this is for me? I really think you don't value me, sometimes!
C: No, look, we're happy to have you help--
CM: Oh, you'll let me tag along? Well that's nice! I feel so valued right now!
*Black Widow looks at Cap questioningly. He rolls his eyes and shakes his head*
CM: Did you even hear me? Are you listening? That was a question!
C: Yes, I'm right here...
ETC until enraged phone throw off Avengers tower
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (zpOyj)
Certain types of officials there are now banned from selling artwork. They were putting BS crayon refrigerator drawings up in galleries and pulling in 5 figures for them.
Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 25, 2019 02:55 PM (eAshZ
...
If you're going to launder money, don't do it with art. It's the plot of like 50 movies for crying out loud.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (Tu3Bl)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (t6MX/)
1) "Coexist" bumperstrips;
2) "Hate Has No Home Here" yard signs;
3) Typing "LOL"-- EVER, under any circumstances;
4) Admiring cop killas;
5) Vacationing in Cuba or the USSR;
6) Typing "woke," "diversity," "inclusion," or
"empower";
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2019 02:59 PM (Cssks)
I've still never ONCE seen "Hate Has No Home Here".
All I've ever seen are the English/Arabic/Spanish "We don't care where you come from our what language you speak, we're proud you're our neighbor" signs.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 25, 2019 03:01 PM (UnA8+)
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*Press 1 for English*
*No Firearms Allowed*
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at April 25, 2019 03:06 PM (qC1Sy)
I can't see your average movie goer in the freshly desirable and massive Chinese market getting all excited about Muzz Marvel or Flat Ass Brie hectoring them about diversity.
It'll go down like dog turd Won Tons.
Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 25, 2019 03:06 PM (SUBdY)
12. Shirts that don't look good untucked!
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 03:06 PM (f04Vc)
7. Peanut banners
what is a peanut banner?
Someone who bans peanuts, or someone into planters signs?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 25, 2019 03:06 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (yjFUx)
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Ahem...
Not nearly enough of you know about the Battle of Lake Erie...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 03:06 PM (q8oeS)
Why, it's probably just coincidence that when the O-care idiocy took effect, in CA all the individual market premiums increased 400%+ overnight (oh yes - didn't NPR or the GOP tell you? interesting), leaving only Kaiser as the (still 250% more) "choice", unless you've got an oil well in the back yard.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 25, 2019 03:06 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 03:07 PM (yjFUx)
Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 03:07 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 25, 2019 02:45 PM (hjaPQ)
...........
Living in a tent on the streets of downtown L.A.
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 03:08 PM (HgMAr)
Baltimore is a third world city-state.
Posted by: Dalton Barnes at April 25, 2019 03:08 PM (lkl+P)
Someone who bans peanuts, or someone into planters signs?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
The former. "My little River can't have peanuts so nobody else should have them either."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2019 03:08 PM (X3lUd)
Posted by: Colin at April 25, 2019 03:08 PM (M7wVU)
Posted by: trapper's girl at April 25, 2019 03:08 PM (AN9Ri)
I had no idea the FBI still actually enforced laws and stuff.
Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 03:07 PM (NLLmE)
Remember that one guy in India that everyone outsourced all their outsourced work to? Yeah, he's just getting around to it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 03:08 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Frodo at April 25, 2019 03:08 PM (9XM3s)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 25, 2019 03:09 PM (jeefx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 03:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 03:09 PM (yjFUx)
The Russian collusion thing blows up in the Dems' faces, The Donald tells the White House reporters to pound sand, they just busted some stupid bitch judge for thwarting ICE, the shithead mayor of Baltimore gets popped for corruption, and ankles it.
I'm not sure how much more ecstasy I can stand.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 03:09 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: garrett at April 25, 2019 03:06 PM (f04Vc)
The untuck it guy pulled off a great con.
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio Cortez at April 25, 2019 03:10 PM (Srnuc)
Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at April 25, 2019 03:10 PM (rFmwm)
Posted by: eleven at April 25, 2019 03:10 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2019 03:10 PM (Cssks)
Nothing weaker and more pathetic than a corrupt public official.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 25, 2019 03:09 PM (39g3+)
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"Then why do you support Trump?!? He obstructed justice, took a 15 minute meeting, and probably cheated on his taxes!"
-Very smart leftist
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 03:10 PM (q8oeS)
Posted by: Insomniac at April 25, 2019 03:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 03:10 PM (MTjB1)
"Healthy Holly, the Healthy Ho" Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 02:20 PM (Yzubb)
Healthy Holly Gets Herpes.
Healthy Holly Gets Her Womb Broomed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2019 03:03 PM (TfwlC)
Healthy Holly Gets Hepatitis
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 03:09 PM (c9gj1)
Don't forget Covington and MAGA Ccountry hoax. This year got rolling quick.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (t6MX/)
And will announce that she has checked herself into rehab and will henceforth live her life as a transsexual man which, of course, mandates the leniency of the courts and a ridiculously lax plea bargain agreement.
Posted by: Bert G at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: Revenant at April 25, 2019 02:19 PM (+ReD1)
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Good.
Strip them of all their powers
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Starting with the power to breathe.
Posted by: Vlad the implaer, whittling away like mad at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (8xWPO)
When Kim met with PDT in Vietnam, he presented Trump with a bill for Otto Warbier's medical care which Fox says was "in the millions." And they're reporting we agreed to pay it.
No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: x at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (yjFUx)
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (HgMAr)
I'm not sure how much more ecstasy I can stand.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 03:09 PM (c9gj1)
Yet most of the country is unaware because of the protective press shield that could stop Thanos.
Posted by: Alexandra Ocasio Cortez at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (Srnuc)
Forget about the actresses getting their kids into college - that story infuriates me since bad as it is, the people who worked out the deal and the coaches need to go to prison not the parents, but the FBI loves high profile defendants.
But the execs who arranged these bribes instead of going to the FBI and wearing a wire need to do time.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 03:08 PM (HgMAr)
Does she have a reservation? Because there's no way she find a spot to pitch her tent in downtown LA unless she's got a reservation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Get your little walking petri dish vaccinated or Johnny is bringing the Jif!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (Yzubb)
Sure, sure, lots of money involved. But the chances of getting caught --!
Of course, I have a conscience.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: ace at April 25, 2019 02:27 PM (PbpT7)
Just sneak out for a leak during one of those slow moments when the camera pans lovingly over the place where Brie Larson's ass should be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (TfwlC)
As soon as she stops running away.
Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at April 25, 2019 03:10 PM (rFmwm)
This sounds like the opening of one of those joke country songs. The whole thing would be about how the girl he loves is on the lam after jumping bail from a public nudity charge or something.
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 03:12 PM (zpOyj)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 25, 2019 03:12 PM (wA4OO)
Posted by: wth at April 25, 2019 03:12 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 25, 2019 03:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (t6MX/)
Good point. There are so many delightful events I'm having trouble keeping track.
This is the bestest year evah!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 25, 2019 03:13 PM (c9gj1)
Posted by: Bert G at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (tOP4K)[//i]
If she invokes the "I'll fight the NRA 'til the day I die." gambit, she gets off scott free.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)
*Black Widow looks at Cap questioningly, while peeling off her wet panties in anticipation of some vigorous superhero shagging. He rolls his eyes and shakes his head*
Posted by: Vanya at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (zpOyj)
Corrected for Black Widow's only real superpower.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 25, 2019 03:13 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 25, 2019 03:13 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 25, 2019 02:57 PM (q8oeS)
Oh my young man, of course that's true, but we don't SAY it aloud you know.We find it much more pleasant to be discretely racist.
Posted by: North Shore Elite at April 25, 2019 03:13 PM (37IEG)
She had a golden glint in her eye
And a silver voice with a counterfeit ring
Just melt her down and you'll reveal
A lump of lead as cold as steel
Here! where a woman's heart should be!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2019 03:13 PM (X3lUd)
And will announce that she has checked herself into rehab and will henceforth live her life as a transsexual man which, of course, mandates the leniency of the courts and a ridiculously lax plea bargain agreement.
Posted by: Bert G at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (tOP4K)
Well, looking at her picture she seems to have started transitioning anyway.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 25, 2019 03:13 PM (RD7QR)
Healthy Holly Gets Herpes.
Healthy Holly Gets Her Womb Broomed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2019 03:03 PM (TfwlC)
Healthy Holly Gets Hepatitis
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Healthy Holly and the happy, healthy Hummer.
Posted by: Readers Digested version at April 25, 2019 03:13 PM (rFmwm)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 25, 2019 03:08 PM (X3lUd)
doooh. I forgot about them.
Thanks.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 25, 2019 03:14 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 25, 2019 03:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Chris M at April 25, 2019 02:52 PM (eAZVt)"
Yeah, and how come everybody wants to keep it like the Kaiser Permanente?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 25, 2019 02:53 PM (oZ6kz)
Red Hot Chilli Peppers?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 25, 2019 03:14 PM (bcbK8)
Remember how that woman charged every cop on the prisoner bus when some guy banged his head against the window? And then ate appx 12 NG's (not guilty verdicts) in a row?
Posted by: mnw at April 25, 2019 03:14 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 25, 2019 03:05 PM (t6MX/)
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Gerard: "Newman, what are you doing?"
Newman: "I'm Thinking"
Gerard: "Well think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those sprinkles on top"
Posted by: WisRich at April 25, 2019 03:15 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: McLurkerson at April 25, 2019 03:15 PM (B28pn)
When Kim met with PDT in Vietnam, he presented Trump with a bill for Otto Warbier's medical care which Fox says was "in the millions." And they're reporting we agreed to pay it.
No. Words.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 25, 2019 03:11 PM (ptqGC)
The report I saw said they refused to release him until we signed the bill and agreed to pay. Trump said sign it, so the official did, and they released O.W.
We haven't paid yet and I kinda doubt we ever will.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 25, 2019 03:17 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 25, 2019 03:17 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Orson at April 25, 2019 03:17 PM (kZcqT)
She's hiking the AT, mofos!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 25, 2019 03:21 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: George W at April 25, 2019 03:25 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at April 25, 2019 03:28 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Invisible Pimp Hand at April 25, 2019 03:29 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: Soothsayer, the Great Compromiser at April 25, 2019 02:41 PM (M/o6U)
The correct word.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 25, 2019 02:44 PM (BlTKi)
Don't you have to abscond with something, like the proceeds of your crime? Whereas, when you flee, you do it in flee simple.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2019 03:33 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: TexasDan at April 25, 2019 02:46 PM (Tu3Bl)
Students need to to inform themselves, and refuse to register for classes taught by professors who use this scam.
And if they cannot find any classes that are honestly run, choose another major, or another college.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 25, 2019 03:37 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: rayj at April 25, 2019 03:38 PM (pI/IV)
Posted by: Tami at April 25, 2019 02:30 PM (cF8AT)
When did they put the wall-to-wall carpet in here?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 25, 2019 02:31 PM (3sjI6)
That's... Not... CARPET!!!!!!!!
Posted by: db at April 25, 2019 03:41 PM (hz1Vt)
Posted by: saf at April 25, 2019 03:48 PM (5IHGB)
PS: Would be interesting if the FBI investigated the billion dollars Mayor DeBolshevik gave his wife to play with, which funds seem to have suffered and accunting and accountability deficit.
Posted by: rjm319 at April 25, 2019 03:52 PM (FUNfs)
This woman makes me think of all the theft white guys have gotten away with in the last, say... centuries.
Posted by: Ripley at April 25, 2019 04:28 PM (fVGR3)
Posted by: GWB at April 25, 2019 05:06 PM (7kVu3)
Posted by: TexasJew at April 25, 2019 05:31 PM (b1h0Y)
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