The Morning Rant

"Once upon a time^*, there was a mother with two sons. The first was named Progressive and the other was named Conservative. One fine day the mother decided to give her sons a treat, so she bought them both a small bag of candy. Now Progressive, not being real big on delayed gratification, gobbled down all of his candy immediately. But Conservative ate one piece and saved the rest of his bag to enjoy later. It wasn't long before Progressive wanted more candy, but when he looked in his bag, it was empty. So he went to his brother and said I want some candy. Conservative replied, you just ate all of yours, you can't have mine. Well, Progressive started crying and bellyaching and then he threw himself on the floor, kicking and screaming until their mother came in, and she asked, what's all the fuss about? Progressive put on the saddest puppy-dog eyes you ever saw in your life and said he was sad because he didn't have any candy and it wasn't fair. Conservative explained that the reason he didn't have any candy was because he ate all of his already. The mother then said, Conservative, you're the older brother, why don't you give him some of yours? Conservative said, why should I have to pay for his impulsive behavior, but the mother was more interested in a quiet house than justice, so she made Conservative give half of his remaining candy to Progressive. After she left the room, Progressive said to Conservative, ha ha, you're such a chump, whereupon Conservative, already steaming mad from having to give up most of his candy, popped Progressive right in the puss. Progressive immediately started weeping and wailing and carrying on enough to wake the dead, so the mother came back in and asked what was the matter now? Progressive pointed an accusing finger at Conservative and said, he popped me in the puss and I didn't do nothing. Conservative tried to explain, but his mother did not want to listen. Instead, she gave Conservative a spanking, and gave the rest of Conservative's candy to Progressive. And then when the father came home and heard what happened, he gave Conservative another spanking and sent him to bed without any supper. Later on, lying in bed with no candy, no supper, and a sore bottom, and with Progressive smirking and giggling at him from the other bed in the room, Conservative realized with a sigh that this was the way life was going to be from now on."

(* this story is based on actual events)

Wow

Couple CNN clowns actually referring to Democrat presidential candidates as "way out there" and "far left":

CNN anchors Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon are “stunned” Democrats are ok with terrorists, murderers, rapists, and pedophiles voting: “these people are way out there” pic.twitter.com/tEn0zXsYH9
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) April 24, 2019

Note to Dems: If you're so extreme that even fake news CNN is taken aback, don't you think you'd better dial it back a bit?

Modern Academia:

Modern Times:

New normal. https://t.co/FWd452bmnE
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) April 25, 2019

Oh gee, why do British cities need advice on these kind of things all of a sudden? pic.twitter.com/Ie2Q2NUN55
— Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode) April 25, 2019

Suite: Judy Blue Eyes

who dis 20190426b.jpg

Even nowadays, as a much older woman, her eyes still look pretty amazing.

Who Dis:

Extra credit: What movie?

Wednesday's celebs: 'Gibson Girl' Camilla Clifford and Fred MacMurray.

Friday Shoe Pr0n:

Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Carrot Cake:

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:22 AM

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1 B2b

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2019 11:22 AM (gC2IV)

2 Hmm

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2019 11:22 AM (eN2PK)

3 Yeah, but I nooded first

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2019 11:22 AM (eN2PK)

4 Carrot cake and Garfunkel...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2019 11:23 AM (O2RFr)

5 Jack Nicholson and Art Garfunkel.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2019 11:23 AM (gC2IV)

6 Jack Nicholson, Art Garfunkel, Carnal Knowledge.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:23 AM (fuK7c)

7
"Fair Socialism" looks like my local Kroger.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2019 11:24 AM (BWL+E)

8 No chili in that carrot cake.

Posted by: mindful webworker playing the random meme generator app at April 26, 2019 11:24 AM (fBape)

9
That's the story of Can and Unable!

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 26, 2019 11:25 AM (cjWGk)

10 Freaky shoes?

Still kicking myself for not buying the cutest boots that had what appeared to Beretta Model 92s as the heels. Bayonetta eat your heart out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 11:25 AM (yjFUx)

11 6 Jack Nicholson, Art Garfunkel, Carnal Knowledge.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:23 AM (fuK7c)

Very good! You win a case of ampersands.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 11:25 AM (zW0u1)

12 Mmmm...carrot cake...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 26, 2019 11:25 AM (NWiLs)

13 Truly Fair Socialism is when they butcher the zebra in the zoo.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 11:26 AM (yjFUx)

14 I don't know the movie but Nicholson is wearing a Boston Whaler coat.. were pretty cool in the early 60's.. I wore one to JH school

Posted by: sOME mORON at April 26, 2019 11:26 AM (k3N8X)

15 Very good! You win a case of ampersands.

*Elvis voice*

Thank you, thank you very much.

Also Ann-Margaret gets nekkid in Carnal Knowledge.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:27 AM (fuK7c)

16 Garfunkel?

Wow! Two Art Threads in one day.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:27 AM (mvenn)

17 CNN thinks Bernie is too far out there.

He's done.

Oh, he'll keep running.

But some Dem candidate is going to call him out on it. Hasn't happened yet, but it will.

Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2019 11:27 AM (ZfRYq)

18 All the other candidates are now characterized as "way out there", because CNN now has the DNC memo indicating that Joe Biden is the "rational" candidate and they need the primary ballot to work in his favor.

By the way, Dem pollster Mark Penn, who is usually pretty rational, stated that Republicans reaction to Biden running, shows they are "scared" he could win...

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2019 11:27 AM (VpIIl)

19 11 6 Jack Nicholson, Art Garfunkel, Carnal Knowledge.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:23 AM (fuK7c)
Very good! You win a case of ampersands.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 11:25 AM (zW0u1)

Actually, not yet. You didn't guess the babe.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 11:27 AM (zW0u1)

20 I know Art when I see him.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:27 AM (mvenn)

21 Conservative moved out in a few years and went to work on a cruise ship. The neighbor kid named Eddie Trump Haskell kicked Progressive's ass every day on the way to school.

Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2019 11:27 AM (d88mT)

22 Judy Collins

Posted by: rammajamma at April 26, 2019 11:27 AM (w4uos)

23 Willowed

The source for Rosenstein saying he would wear a wire is McCabe. To be fair, McCabe is a big fat liar.

It was only after that lying piece of shit, McCabe, tried to implicate him that I 100% believed Rosenstein is just as JackStraw claims.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 26, 2019 11:28 AM (y7DUB)

24 Nicholas and Garfunkel failed as a band.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 11:28 AM (Srnuc)

25 14 I don't know the movie but Nicholson is wearing a Boston Whaler coat.. were pretty cool in the early 60's.. I wore one to JH school
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Yep. Me too. They were pretty standard issue in Britain.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 26, 2019 11:28 AM (2LelM)

26 But can you call him Al?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 11:28 AM (yjFUx)

27 You didn't guess the babe.

********

Alf Landon?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:28 AM (mvenn)

28 Do you know the way to carrot cake fair?

Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2019 11:28 AM (gmo/4)

29 Biden will have his bollard moment.Just a question of when.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2019 11:28 AM (AjVAj)

30 Actually, not yet. You didn't guess the babe.

Judy Collins. I knew it but you gave it away anyway.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:28 AM (fuK7c)

31 Crap ola - Nicholson and Garfunkel

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 11:29 AM (Srnuc)

32 Never liked carrot cake, but that one actually looks tasty.

Ms. Judy's eyes are captivating. Love the freckles too.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 26, 2019 11:29 AM (xPJvm)

33 Suite Judy Blue Eyes.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 26, 2019 11:29 AM (2LelM)

34 socialism is moarer fairerest!

Posted by: AOC at April 26, 2019 11:29 AM (JFO2v)

35 I know Art when I see him.

*******

But when it comes right down to it I really don't know Jack!

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:29 AM (mvenn)

36 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 26, 2019 11:29 AM (IXZGh)

37 Dang. I really needed some ampersands!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 26, 2019 11:29 AM (LBZrA)

38 Liz Taylor?

Posted by: JAS at April 26, 2019 11:30 AM (KOCKb)

39 Nobody carrying the story about Biden and the Ukraine, where Biden's son somehow ended up with $3 million in his bank account after Joey the Sniffer intervened.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2019 11:30 AM (VpIIl)

40 A Picasso or a Garfunkel...

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 26, 2019 11:30 AM (xR1UF)

41 Judy Collins, Jack Nicholson, Art Garfunkel, Carnal Knowledge.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 26, 2019 11:30 AM (AB9tT)

42 *continuing the story* And then the parents told next door neighbors McCains and Romneys what happened, who applauded them.

Posted by: LinusPresley at April 26, 2019 11:31 AM (ZslbL)

43 But can you call him Al?

********

I think Mr. Garfunkel was no longer part of the band when that song came out.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:31 AM (mvenn)

44 Was it Steven Stills who had the Judy Collins crush?

Posted by: rammajamma at April 26, 2019 11:31 AM (w4uos)

45 The University of North Texas decided to have a class on sex and infants........

I'm actually ashamed I went there for a spell now.

It should be burned.

Where's AllenG?

Burn it.

Salt it.

PROFIT!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 26, 2019 11:31 AM (IXZGh)

46 Judy SJW Collins.

Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2019 11:31 AM (gmo/4)

47 Socialism is a conspiracy between sloth, greed, and pride to try to pass themselves off as a virtue.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 26, 2019 11:31 AM (J+mig)

48 25 14 I don't know the movie but Nicholson is wearing a Boston Whaler coat.. were pretty cool in the early 60's.. I wore one to JH school
----------------------
Yep. Me too. They were pretty standard issue in Britain.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 26, 2019 11:28 AM (2LelM)

Really Hmm me Mum was born in Yorkshire.. married my father there and moved to the US in her early 20's..

Posted by: sOME mORON at April 26, 2019 11:31 AM (k3N8X)

49 Dang. I really needed some ampersands!

I just got a case of them. Here, first hit's free: &

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:31 AM (fuK7c)

50 In the late nineties, a friend of mine had the idea of producing fashionable bulletproof clothing. His mother was outraged. "That's just surrendering to them!" she said.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2019 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)

51 carrot cake sucks

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2019 11:32 AM (JFO2v)

52 Nobody carrying the story about Biden and the Ukraine, where Biden's son somehow ended up with $3 million in his bank account after Joey the Sniffer intervened.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2019 11:30 AM (VpIIl)

Does this surprise you?

The only hope we have is that Trump's reelection campaign runs with it.

Posted by: Sponge at April 26, 2019 11:32 AM (IXZGh)

53 I knew Nicholson/Garfunkel/Carnal Knowledge -- it was the movie that put Ann-Margret on the Hollywood map as a real actress rather than just a sex kitten. The blue-eyed lady looked familiar, but the link "still looks amazing" had her name in it.

Actually that pic is the best I've ever seen her look; she was never a classic beauty, but more "attractive."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2019 11:32 AM (elsTe)

54 Judy Collins. I knew it but you gave it away anyway.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:28 AM (fuK7c)

All right. She was supposedly also the inspiration for the song 'Bluebird' by Buffalo Springfield.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 11:32 AM (zW0u1)

55 The first Judy pic looks a little like Judge Judy to me.

Posted by: mercenary13 at April 26, 2019 11:32 AM (K8GVR)

56 Actually that pic is the best I've ever seen her look; she was never a classic beauty, but more "attractive."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2019 11:32 AM (elsTe)

Dirty hot?

Posted by: Sponge at April 26, 2019 11:33 AM (IXZGh)

57 Trump, "Amazing how Hunter Biden who pissed hot on a drug test now has $3 million in the bank from the Ukraine."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 11:33 AM (yjFUx)

58 My ampersands are better than Bander's. Cheaper too. Here's a couple. Just remember where you got those.

&&

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 26, 2019 11:33 AM (gC2IV)

59 51
carrot cake sucks

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2019 11:32 AM (JFO2v)
Strongly disagree. Carrots only suck when they are in chili.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 26, 2019 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)

60 I listened to 3 or 4 versions of Suite: Judy Blue Eyes for breakfast. Coincidence? Absolutely.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 26, 2019 11:33 AM (RuIsu)

61 Capitalism store exists in socialism - you just need to be a senior commissar to use it.

Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2019 11:33 AM (gmo/4)

62 44 Was it Steven Stills who had the Judy Collins crush?

Posted by: rammajamma at April 26, 2019 11:31 AM (w4uos)

Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 11:33 AM (zW0u1)

63 Carrot cake photos are more interesting than CNN.

Posted by: 40 miles north at April 26, 2019 11:33 AM (o2vOl)

64 Carrot cake is my favorite.
Naturally sweet.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (w7KSn)

65 Buffalo Springfield was half of CSN&Y.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (fuK7c)

66 Carrot Cake>>>>>>>>>>>>>Carrots in chili

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (AjVAj)

67 Nicholas and Garfunkel failed as a band.

-
The Sound of Jackhammers just wasn't a big seller.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (+y/Ru)

68
Socialism = People lined up for bread.

Free Market = Bread lined up for people.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (HaL55)

69 Trumpers need to get into every Supervisor of elections committee in the US !!1 STARTING NOW !

Posted by: sOME mORON at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (k3N8X)

70 And then Conservative got a shotgun and he lived happily ever after.

Just him.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (/tuJf)

71 18 All the other candidates are now characterized as "way out there", because CNN now has the DNC memo indicating that Joe Biden is the "rational" candidate and they need the primary ballot to work in his favor.

Yup Crazy Uncle Joe is their pick.... With a female VP announced right away probably of color

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (O2RFr)

72 Carrot cake photos are more interesting than CNN.

And a greater IQ than Tater.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (yjFUx)

73 Here, first hit's free: &

*******

Ack! It's an ampersoid crisis!!

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (mvenn)

74 Strongly disagree. Carrots only suck when they are in chili.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 26, 2019 11:33 AM (jxbfJ)

That's not chili.

Posted by: Sponge at April 26, 2019 11:35 AM (IXZGh)

75 51 carrot cake sucks
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2019 11:32 AM (JFO2v)

That's blasphemy - carrot cake is perfection.

Posted by: Marybeth at April 26, 2019 11:35 AM (MEgUr)

76 Hey OregonMuse - was that a picture of you at the top of last night's ONT? I figured you were taking a break from studying chess...

Posted by: 40 miles north at April 26, 2019 11:35 AM (o2vOl)

77 Judy Collins sure is pretty.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:35 AM (lwiT4)

78 Later on, lying in bed with no candy, no supper, and a sore bottom, and with Progressive smirking and giggling at him from the other bed in the room, Conservative realized with a sigh that this was the way life was going to be from now on."

This conservative would have been whipping his brother's ass on a daily basis.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2019 11:35 AM (oqhrS)

79 Nobody carrying the story about Biden and the Ukraine, where Biden's son somehow ended up with $3 million in his bank account after Joey the Sniffer intervened.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2019 11:30 AM (VpIIl)

And Biden even admitted it.

Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2019 11:35 AM (7HtZB)

80 That's blasphemy - carrot cake is perfection.

Try MRE carrot cake.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 26, 2019 11:36 AM (yjFUx)

81

Question.

Do herpes normally produce a heavy, almond scented, greenish discharge?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 26, 2019 11:36 AM (GEhPL)

82
"Like many other folk singers of her generation, Collins was drawn to social activism. Her political idealism also led her to compose a ballad entitled 'Che' in honor of the 1960s Marxist icon Che Guevara."

So, writing a song honoring a homicidal maniac. Nice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2019 11:36 AM (BWL+E)

83 Buffalo Springfield was half of CSNY.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (fuK7c)

And one part Poco

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:36 AM (lwiT4)

84 College students react to gropin' Joe:

https://tinyurl.com/yxgmrtvk

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (TYC2c)

85 Suite Judy Blue Eyes.

=====

Hand to God, I always thought it was "Sweet Judy Blue Eyes."

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (WqPYg)

86 No. Carrot cake DOES suck.

God didn't make vegetables for cakes. Period.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (APMW0)

87 Carrot cake isn't legit unless you make it with chili.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (63IFd)

88 65 Buffalo Springfield was half of CSNY.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (fuK7c)

Yes, and the other half was the Byrds.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (zW0u1)

89 Greetings:

I have long thought that today's Progressives are the result of parental failures to teach and develop the learning of three fables.

a) Chicken Little, of the sky is falling and we're all going to die infamy;

b) The Princess and the Pea of ain't nothing fixed until I say it's fixed infamy;

c) The Pied Piper of all your children are now belong to us infamy.

Posted by: 11B40 at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (evgyj)

90 24 Nicholas and Garfunkel failed as a band.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 11:28 AM (Srnuc)

you want the bridge over troubled waters you cant handle the bridge over troubled waters

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (JFO2v)

91
That's blasphemy - carrot cake is perfection.

Posted by: Marybeth at April 26, 2019 11:35 AM

True, except walnuts on the frosting, Ish! I hate walnuts! They should be on nothing and only allowed in Christmas nut assortments so I never have to eat one again.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (xR1UF)

92 My thoughts on VP Bite Me are
#1 Oblow me didn't endorse him because he prolly is backing him behind the scenes.
\#2 VP Big F'n Deal is Obama's and HRC last hopr 'insurance policy' for pardon ...

Posted by: sOME mORON at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (k3N8X)

93 The University of North Texas decided to have a class on sex and infants........

That place is host to several required PDH forums so I have to go there once or twice a year to keep my certifications. It is competing to knock Texas State (formerly Southwest Texas) off as the most liberal college in Texas.

Posted by: DanMan at April 26, 2019 11:38 AM (XTiHL)

94 No. Carrot cake DOES suck.

God didn't make vegetables for cakes. Period.

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (APMW0)

For it is written.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 11:38 AM (9Om/r)

95 Conservative realized with a sigh that this was the way life was going to be from now on, unless he had the stones to shoot his brother and get him out of the house, followed by the parental units unless they realized that bloodline is not bulletproof.

At some point, talking ceases to be a viable option, unless you are content with slavery.

Posted by: SDN at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (lxWXY)

96 Nicholas and Garfunkel in Carnal Knowledge 1971.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (so+oy)

97 Rare 9-minute long version of 'Bluebird' by Buffalo Springfield. Only available on a double compilation (vinyl) album released in 1973. No version on CD exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55q2rRh5UUU

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (zW0u1)

98 Stephen Stills was the one who got Peter Tork an audition for the Monkees.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (lwiT4)

99 Hand to God, I always thought it was "Bridge Over Trouubled Otters"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (mvenn)

100 Judy Collins sure is pretty.
Posted by: grammie winger

Bing Judy Collins - Amazing Grace

Second result down will be a picture of her on a YouTube version.

Simply beautiful.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (oqhrS)

101 Louie Anderson had a great line about the lime green jello with shredded carrots someone always brought to a function. "What, did your aquarium freeze up?"

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (xR1UF)

102 86 No. Carrot cake DOES suck.

God didn't make vegetables for cakes. Period.
Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (APMW0)

Great way to eat your veggies, fruit (if you make it with raisins) and protein (walnuts and cream cheese)

Posted by: Marybeth at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (MEgUr)

103 Buffalo Springfield was half of CSNY.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (fuK7c)

And one part Poco
Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:36 AM (lwiT4)

Hoard mind. I had that stupid Piggies song from the ONT stuck in my head this morning so I played some Buffalo Springfield -- Bluebird and Pretty Girl Why. I was cured.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (aS1PU)

104 Che was so cute!
Vapid Left Wing Chicks Everywhere

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (AjVAj)

105 79 Nobody carrying the story about Biden and the Ukraine, where Biden's son somehow ended up with $3 million in his bank account after Joey the Sniffer intervened.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2019 11:30 AM (VpIIl)

And Biden even admitted it.

Posted by: josephistan at April 26, 2019 11:35 AM (7HtZB)

=======

There's similar corruption with Biden, his son, and China (right after he took a trip over there as VP) -- something like $500 million sweetheart deal that author Peter Schweizer has documented somewhere (heard him on Hannity's radio show talking about it).

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 26, 2019 11:40 AM (WqPYg)

106 Judy Collins is a scumbag commie just like Jane Fonda. I don't know if she changed once she aged but she was a Che loving , American hating activist when she was young,

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 11:40 AM (Srnuc)

107 Buffalo Springfield was half of CSNY.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (fuK7c)

Yes, and the other half was the Byrds.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (zW0u1)

With some Hollies thrown in.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:40 AM (lwiT4)

108 Yup Crazy Uncle Joe is their pick.... With a female VP announced right away probably of color

NPR yesterday was in full-slobber mode over Biden.

Posted by: JEM at April 26, 2019 11:40 AM (8erNz)

109 Great way to eat your veggies, fruit (if you make it with raisins) and protein (walnuts and cream cheese.

What I hear you saying is that carrot cake is a health food.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 26, 2019 11:40 AM (TYC2c)

110 Hand to God, I always thought it was "Bridge Over Trouubled Otters"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (mvenn)

L'Otters are not afraid.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 26, 2019 11:40 AM (aS1PU)

111 My mom would have beat progressive's ass with a switch.

Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2019 11:40 AM (gmo/4)

112 Acosta...THIS morning...

@Acosta

Trump defended his Charlottesville comments this morning on his way to Indiana:
"I have answered that question, and if you look at what I said, you will see that question was answered perfectly."

Trump defends his "very fine people" comments on Charlottesville: "People were there protesting the taking down of the monument of Robert E. Lee. Everybody knows that." Fact check: There were many neo-Nazis and white supremacists.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)

113 I saw Judy Collins at the Auditorium Theater in the early 70's.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 26, 2019 11:41 AM (so+oy)

114
fruit (if you make it with raisins)

Raisins cause Communism. This is a verified fact. By my infallible authority, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2019 11:41 AM (BWL+E)

115 Terrorists at it again in Sri Lanka?

Posted by: Ten pair of shoes at April 26, 2019 11:41 AM (vqIkG)

116 99 Hand to God, I always thought it was "Bridge Over Trouubled Otters"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (mvenn)

Theres a bathroom on the right

3rd grade romance low rent rendezvou

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2019 11:41 AM (JFO2v)

117 Does that carrot cake have beans in it?

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2019 11:41 AM (xjiRE)

118 I don't believe for a minute that those two 'tards have a problem with felons voting, as long as it helps Dems. I think they're pointing up an extreme position of Bernie's, because they don't like him and it makes them look bad.

Also, unless you're roughing it in the mountains, those buttons look dumb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)

119 88 65 Buffalo Springfield was half of CSNY.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:34 AM (fuK7c)

Yes, and the other half was the Byrds.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 11:37 AM (zW0u1)

you left off The Hollies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2019 11:42 AM (Kpl3J)

120 We have a guy in our church who will not touch a vegetable. ANY vegetable.

I served a carrot cake at a farewell party for a choir member after church one day, and he was gobbling down a big ol' slice....until someone said, "Great carrot cake!" He slowly walked over to the trash and threw away what was left on his plate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2019 11:42 AM (ptqGC)

121 Nicholson and Garfunkel - movie would have to be Carnal Knowledge, right?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 26, 2019 11:42 AM (oZ6kz)

122 109 Great way to eat your veggies, fruit (if you make it with raisins) and protein (walnuts and cream cheese.

What I hear you saying is that carrot cake is a health food.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 26, 2019 11:40 AM (TYC2c)

I'd like to think so, but hey, a lady can dream, right?

Posted by: Marybeth at April 26, 2019 11:42 AM (MEgUr)

123 Acosta is such a fucking retard.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2019 11:42 AM (AjVAj)

124 The University of North Texas decided to have a class on sex and infants........

That place is host to several required PDH forums so I have to go there once or twice a year to keep my certifications. It is competing to knock Texas State (formerly Southwest Texas) off as the most liberal college in Texas.
Posted by: DanMan

You KNOW the reason that they had to rename it from NTSU (Not Too Smart University), don't you?

The had a huge naming contest.
My entry - Community University of North Texas didn't win.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2019 11:43 AM (oqhrS)

125 Nobody carrying the story about Biden and the Ukraine, where Biden's son somehow ended up with $3 million in his bank account after Joey the Sniffer intervened.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2019 11:30 AM (VpIIl)

And Biden even admitted it.
Posted by: josephista

This won't be forgotten, especially if Biden becomes the nominee--- it will be front and center.

Posted by: LASue at April 26, 2019 11:43 AM (XROPS)

126 I just got a case of them. Here, first hit's free: &

Don't do it! He's blazering you!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2019 11:43 AM (eN2PK)

127 >>There's similar corruption with Biden, his son, and China (right after he took a trip over there as VP) -- something like $500 million sweetheart deal that author Peter Schweizer has documented somewhere (heard him on Hannity's radio show talking about it).

(pinky to mout)

1 Billion dollars!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 11:43 AM (/tuJf)

128 99 Hand to God, I always thought it was "Bridge Over Trouubled Otters"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (mvenn)

I totes believe you.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 11:43 AM (zW0u1)

129 it's JOAN. JOAN Collins.

Come on, people.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2019 11:43 AM (AURKQ)

130 NYP cover:

https://tinyurl.com/y5t5c6yn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2019 11:43 AM (+y/Ru)

131 Acosta is such a fucking retard.

Lucky for him no body watches CNN

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2019 11:44 AM (O2RFr)

132 you left off The Hollies.

Nash was Hollies but also Byrds. The Venn diagram can fill CSNY with Byrds and Buffalo Springfield. Songs about Judy overlap on Stephen Stills.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 11:44 AM (fuK7c)

133 106 Judy Collins is a scumbag commie just like Jane Fonda. I don't know if she changed once she aged but she was a Che loving , American hating activist when she was young,
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 11:40 AM (Srnuc)

I forgave her after I heard her version of Amazing Grace!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 26, 2019 11:44 AM (f3oO4)

134
Carrot cake isn't legit unless you make it with chili.

Chili cake? I suppose it's doable, but...

B'Gal's up. Gotta help her achieve operational status. BBL

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 26, 2019 11:44 AM (HaL55)

135 My entry - Community University of North Texas didn't win.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2019 11:43 AM (oqhrS)

like my fav country song

She Put the Count in Country!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 26, 2019 11:44 AM (JFO2v)

136 Acosta is such a fucking retard.

Lucky for him no body watches CNN
Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2019 11:44 AM (O2RFr)

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Remember - this man was passed over for Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (AzW6q)

137 I served a carrot cake at a farewell party for a
choir member after church one day, and he was gobbling down a big ol'
slice....until someone said, "Great carrot cake!" He slowly walked over
to the trash and threw away what was left on his plate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2019 11:42 AM (ptqGC)

I would be that guy. Not with all vegetables, but definitely with carrot cake.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (9Om/r)

138 Interesting - I did not hear this in the news but it did make the news:

South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg said Monday that he does not believe that felons should be able to vote while incarcerated, breaking from a position taken earlier by Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.).

Posted by: blaster at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (ZfRYq)

139 University of North Texas decided to have a class on sex and infants........

That place is host to several required PDH forums so I have to go there once or twice a year to keep my certifications. It is competing to knock Texas State (formerly Southwest Texas) off as the most liberal college in Texas.
Posted by: DanMan

You KNOW the reason that they had to rename it from NTSU (Not Too Smart University), don't you?

The had a huge naming contest.
My entry - Community University of North Texas didn't win.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2019 11:43 AM (oqhrS)

Neither did mine:
Central University of North Texas

Posted by: LASue at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (XROPS)

140 99 Hand to God, I always thought it was "Bridge Over Trouubled Otters"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (mvenn)

======

Heh. Hand to God, I also thought that Fleetwood Mac song lyric was "Just like a one-winged dove" until my wife corrected me a couple years ago.

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (WqPYg)

141 95 Conservative realized with a sigh that this was the way life was going to be from now on, unless he had the stones to shoot his brother and get him out of the house, followed by the parental units unless they realized that bloodline is not bulletproof.

At some point, talking ceases to be a viable option, unless you are content with slavery.
Posted by: SDN at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (lxWXY)

Its interesting, they are placing the most successful, productive, and MILITARILY SUCCUSSFUL, minoirty group, into a position where they are constantly attacked, but can't even defend themselves verbally.

And somehow think that is NOT going to lead to REAL problems.

Posted by: Don Q at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (NgKpN)

142 And then Conservative killed his parents and his brother and everything was better.
The End.

Posted by: RI Red at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (TckDc)

143 116 99 Hand to God, I always thought it was "Bridge Over Trouubled Otters"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (mvenn)

were they - Ill Tempered?

Posted by: Dr. Evil at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (Kpl3J)

144 I know about Carnal Knowledge because George and Jerry talk about it in Seinfeld - George asks if Candace Bergen got topless in it. Season 4, The Trip.

That movie also has Carol Kane in it - cameo'd in The Marine Biologist, Season 5.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)

145 Remember - this man was passed over for Brian Stelter.

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

146 I totes believe you.
Posted by: OregonMuse.

*********

I should just accept the fact that my credibility is shot around this joint.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (mvenn)

147 Fact check: There were many neo-Nazis and white supremacists.

I would challenge him to name five of them.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 26, 2019 11:46 AM (eN2PK)

148 Neither did mine:
Central University of North Texas
Posted by: LASue

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2019 11:46 AM (oqhrS)

149 Today's Shoe Pr0n. I approve.

Posted by: Nancy Sinatra at April 26, 2019 11:46 AM (DMUuz)

150 You KNOW the reason that they had to rename it from NTSU (Not Too Smart University), don't you?

The had a huge naming contest.
My entry - Community University of North Texas didn't win.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2019 11:43 AM (oqhrS)

But they didn't change the name of the radio station to KUNT.

Posted by: Sponge at April 26, 2019 11:46 AM (IXZGh)

151
Nobody carrying the story about Biden and the Ukraine, where Biden's son
somehow ended up with $3 million in his bank account after Joey the
Sniffer intervened.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 26, 2019 11:30 AM (VpIIl)

And Biden even admitted it.

Posted by: josephista

Hannity played a vid of Biden bragging about having the Ukrainian prosecutor who was investigating Hunter Biden fired.

The whole Biden family is a sleazy, corrupt clan. Can't wait for Biden to make an appearance with Hunter and his late brother's wife he's shacking up with, and her children, and his kids....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2019 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

152 Heh. Hand to God, I also thought that Fleetwood Mac song lyric was "Just like a one-winged dove" until my wife corrected me a couple years ago.
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (WqPYg)

I always thought the Marshall Tucker Band was

Heard it in a love song

Ten feet long

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 11:47 AM (Srnuc)

153 Out

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:48 AM (mvenn)

154 144 A lot of references to classic movies and tv shows in Seinfeld."Who are you,Mannix?""But you are,you are in the shackles(wheelchair) Blanche!"

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2019 11:48 AM (AjVAj)

155

I see Art Garfunkel immediately on the right, not seeing Nicholson in that pose, more like Dick Clark.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2019 11:48 AM (KATBx)

156 Neither did mine:
Central University of North Texas
Posted by: LASue

But they released the coffee cup that said that.

https://i m g 1.etsystatic.com/117/0/11868553/il_570xN.988761073_9211.jpg

Remove spaces.

Posted by: Sponge at April 26, 2019 11:48 AM (IXZGh)

157

CNBC cyron - Is the economy off and running or is this a one off.

You see comrades the experts can't imagine the economy doing well with the Trumpenfuhrer in charge. After all the experts guaranteed he was going to destroy the economy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2019 11:48 AM (OLCnA)

158 102 Great way to eat your veggies, fruit (if you make it with raisins) and protein (walnuts and cream cheese)
Posted by: Marybeth at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (MEgUr)

Veggies are not meant to be sweet! They are meant to be salty (with butter on some of them).

Posted by: Charlotte the sailor at April 26, 2019 11:49 AM (APMW0)

159 Gutfeld called Stelter "CNN's cue ball of concern" the other day. Hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2019 11:49 AM (ptqGC)

160 i used to like CNBC years ago.

With the advent of Trump, that entire channel lost its collective damned mind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 26, 2019 11:49 AM (AURKQ)

161 Simply beautiful.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (oqhrS)

Now go listen to her her song called, "Che."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 26, 2019 11:49 AM (wYseH)

162 130 NYP cover:

https://tinyurl.com/y5t5c6yn
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 26, 2019 11:43 AM (+y/Ru)
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Now that's funny.

Posted by: WisRich at April 26, 2019 11:49 AM (G0vdT)

163
You see comrades the experts can't imagine the economy doing well with the Trumpenfuhrer in charge. After all the experts guaranteed he was going to destroy the economy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2019 11:48 AM (OLCnA)

It could still catch on fire and burn up.

Posted by: Roy at April 26, 2019 11:50 AM (d88mT)

164 It's easy,if you aren't a Democrat you are neo nazi and if you are a white person that doesn't hate white people you are a white supremacist.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2019 11:50 AM (AjVAj)

165 "Just like a one-winged dove"is not correct? huh all these years...
Next, you guys will be telling me it's not "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" either.

Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2019 11:50 AM (gmo/4)

166 "144 A lot of references to classic movies and tv shows in Seinfeld."Who are you,Mannix?""But you are,you are in the shackles(wheelchair) Blanche!"
Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2019 11:48 AM (AjVAj)"

Yeah, as a kid I missed a lot of them but as an adult I looked them up. As a kid, the only Blanche I knew was from Streetcar (or from Golden Girls), but it seemed like an odd way to reference it. Now I know it's from Whatever Happened to Baby Jane.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 26, 2019 11:50 AM (oZ6kz)

167 152 Heh. Hand to God, I also thought that Fleetwood Mac song lyric was "Just like a one-winged dove" until my wife corrected me a couple years ago.
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (WqPYg)

I always thought the Marshall Tucker Band was

Heard it in a love song

Ten feet long
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 11:47 AM (Srnuc)

CINNAMON GUM!! Knowing how I made you feel..

Posted by: Steve Perry at April 26, 2019 11:51 AM (7HtZB)

168 I should just accept the fact that my credibility is shot around this joint.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM

Perhaps impaired is a better descriptor than shot?

After all, for you, Credibility Output = Posting Rate x Limerick Volume.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2019 11:51 AM (DMUuz)

169 After all the experts guaranteed he was going to destroy the economy
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 26, 2019 11:48 AM (OLCnA)

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Heh. Soros took a bad bath shorting the dollar in November 2016.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 11:51 AM (AzW6q)

170 The James Gang does a killer "Bluebird".

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 26, 2019 11:51 AM (RuIsu)

171
26,484.96 +22.88 (+0.09%)
As of 11:51AM EDT. Market open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at April 26, 2019 11:51 AM (eN2PK)

172 Trump defends his "very fine people" comments on Charlottesville: "People were there protesting the taking down of the monument of Robert E. Lee. Everybody knows that." Fact check: There were many neo-Nazis and white supremacists.
Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2019 11:41 AM (cF8AT)

Fact check? The vast majority of those protesting however were NOT neo-Nazis or White Supremacists.

Now, the counter protesters? Many WERE Antifa, and members of Black Lives Matter.

So if you wish to start to paint all protesters with a broad brush, then you should do it to BOTH sides.

Posted by: Don Q at April 26, 2019 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

173 Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders looking for some carnal knowledge circa 1971.

When men were men and the wimmen weren't.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (Z+IKu)

174 166 LOL I saw Whatever Happened to Baby Jane and said" So THAT's where that was from!"

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (AjVAj)

175 Biden is on The Spew today....

@sppeoples

Joy Behar re: Anita Hill: "I think she wants to hear you're sorry for the way you treated her."

Joe Biden: "I'm sorry the way she got treated... I don't think I treated her badly."

I have truck loads of popcorn on order. He's gonna be one gaff after another.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (cF8AT)

176 Heh. Soros took a bad bath shorting the dollar in November 2016.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 11:51 AM (AzW6q)

It didn't break him and he's still alive, so that wasn't anything good.

Posted by: Sponge at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (IXZGh)

177 That story is bullshit. RINO material. This conservative relishes dishes served cold.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (gB+8C)

178 Cool story bro! But what the hell does it mean?

Posted by: Joke Biden at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (BDZWU)

179 Was it Steven Stills who had the Judy Collins crush?
Posted by: rammajamma at April 26, 2019 11:31 AM (w4uos)

If by crush you mean boning her, then, yeah. Along with several others, as I understand it.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (3sjI6)

180 But they released the coffee cup that said that.

I knew I'd seen that

Posted by: DanMan at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (XTiHL)

181 Joy Behar re: Anita Hill: "I think she wants to hear you're sorry for the way you treated her."

Joe Biden: "I'm sorry the way she got treated... I don't think I treated her badly."

I have truck loads of popcorn on order. He's gonna be one gaff after another.

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The person who treated her best was Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: SH at April 26, 2019 11:53 AM (sX1BW)

182 159 Gutfeld called Stelter "CNN's cue ball of concern" the other day. Hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2019 11:49 AM (ptqGC)

You know what's become my personal favorite? Mark Dice re-dubbing Stelter video clips in a petulant, girlish voice. It's a joke that never will not be funny.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 11:53 AM (zW0u1)

183 Carrot cake and the pumpkin roll are two of America's many astounding baking contributions to the world.

Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2019 11:53 AM (Pqytn)

184 I'm a dancer!

Posted by: The Conservative at April 26, 2019 11:53 AM (eN2PK)

185 The Nicholson/Garfunkel picture was taken on the campus of Amherst College in Massachusetts.

Also, re: carrot cake? What spawn of Satan actually thinks this is a good idea? Sure, some of you will say you like carrot cake. Bullshit. You like frosting. In fact, you like it so much, you'll eat it DESPITE it being on carrot cake. Vegetables in sweets, suuuure, that's a great idea. How about a broccoli cannoli? See? It's just a bad idea. Like putting the Alphabet in math, it can only lead to heartbreak and disappointment.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at April 26, 2019 11:53 AM (jp0Bv)

186 I knew I'd seen that
Posted by: DanMan at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (XTiHL)

I bought one. Have it displayed on the china cabinet. Some actually notice it's there.....and laugh.

Posted by: Sponge at April 26, 2019 11:54 AM (IXZGh)

187 It didn't break him and he's still alive, so that wasn't anything good.
Posted by: Sponge at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (IXZGh)

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Sure enough. But he did make a big public deal about, and then took a pie in the face, so it was funny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 11:54 AM (AzW6q)

188 Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (cF8AT)

He doesn't think he treated her badly because he ended up stabbing Thomas in the back multiple times.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 11:54 AM (Srnuc)

189 Clarence Thomas tried the popcorn box trick on Anita Hill?

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2019 11:54 AM (AjVAj)

190 132 you left off The Hollies.

Nash was Hollies but also Byrds. The Venn diagram can fill CSNY with Byrds and Buffalo Springfield. Songs about Judy overlap on Stephen Stills."

You sure about Nash? Crosby was with the Byrds, but it looks to me like the first time Crosby and Nash played together officially was when they formed CSNY.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2019 11:54 AM (Kpl3J)

191 I know the movie question (and no I haven't read the other comments or Googled).

Carnal Knowledge with Jack Nicholson and the other dude from Simon and Garfunkel that isn't Simon.

I remember seeing that movie on TV and thinking, good movie but Jezuz these people are supposed to be college students? They look like they're 35 years old.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 26, 2019 11:54 AM (FiUMj)

192 love the boots.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 26, 2019 11:55 AM (0O7c5)

193 Has anyone here ever let out their house on that VRBO thing? What kind of experience did you have? The DNC Convention is being held in Milwaukee, and Little Winger is wondering if he could make a fast buck by renting out his condo for the duration. Of course, he said it makes him feel kind of creepy having Democrats touch his stuff.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:55 AM (lwiT4)

194 The James Gang does a killer "Bluebird".
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 26, 2019 11:51 AM (RuIsu)

Wow, I had completely forgotten that. I had that album.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 26, 2019 11:55 AM (aS1PU)

195 Damn, I'm slow. Several Moronimals got there before me.
Ok, off to "work".

Posted by: RI Red at April 26, 2019 11:56 AM (TckDc)

196 And then Conservative killed his parents and his brother and everything was better.
The End.
Posted by: RI Red at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (TckDc)

You left out the best part. Where he nuked the planet from orbit, just to be sure.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 26, 2019 11:56 AM (3sjI6)

197 >>183 Carrot cake and the pumpkin roll are two of America's many astounding baking contributions to the world. Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2019 11:53 AM (Pqytn)

This is incorrect.

Posted by: Zod at April 26, 2019 11:56 AM (Bdeb0)

198
Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting is among the best - beaten out inly by spice cake with the same frosting.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2019 11:56 AM (/52yu)

199 193 Has anyone here ever let out their house on that VRBO thing? What kind of experience did you have? The DNC Convention is being held in Milwaukee, and Little Winger is wondering if he could make a fast buck by renting out his condo for the duration. Of course, he said it makes him feel kind of creepy having Democrats touch his stuff.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:55 AM (lwiT4)

___

I've rented on vrbo several times, but never rented out. I know a few peeps who have and generally they've had good experiences. Key is take a yuuuge deposit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 26, 2019 11:56 AM (FiUMj)

200 >>I have truck loads of popcorn on order. He's gonna be one gaff after another.

Trump has to be conflicted. I know he wants to unload on Biden but he doesn't want him to flame out too quickly.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 11:57 AM (/tuJf)

201 Back in the 80s Qadhafi/Khaddafy/Qadafi/oh fuck it was funding mayhem in Chad, one of the several contending outfits for power was called something like the Conseil de Unite Nationale Tchadienne - anyway, it had the unfortunate English acronym that results. Think they changed the name.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2019 11:57 AM (QDnY+)

202 I just saw an article about Robot Lettuce Pickers. I hope when they build them, they look like the Harvesters in the Matrix, cuz That would Cool.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 26, 2019 11:57 AM (Kpl3J)

203 Biden is on The Spew today....

@sppeoples

Joy Behar re: Anita Hill: "I think she wants to hear you're sorry for the way you treated her."

Joe Biden: "I'm sorry the way she got treated... I don't think I treated her badly."

I have truck loads of popcorn on order. He's gonna be one gaff after another.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (cF8AT)

Did Mega Mac offer him a big check on-air? Good grief. I tuned in briefly for some reason, and she was wearing what looked like a white robe stolen from a mental hospital. She looked awful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2019 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

204
A CHiPs-style 28-car pile up in Colorado today?

Everyone was high??

Posted by: Soothsayer'c at April 26, 2019 11:57 AM (cjWGk)

205 I've seen that guy naked!

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2019 11:57 AM (0mF4m)

206 Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:55 AM (lwiT4)

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Tell him to put all his furniture in storage, and replace it with factory seconds from a prison workhouse. The stuff with rubber seats you can hose down.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 26, 2019 11:57 AM (AzW6q)

207 You guys know Jonah Goldberg is going to start a Twitter gay lovers fight over carrot cake now don't you?

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2019 11:58 AM (AjVAj)

208
143 116 99 Hand to God, I always thought it was "Bridge Over Trouubled Otters"
Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (mvenn)

were they - Ill Tempered?

Posted by: Dr. Evil at April 26, 2019 11:45 AM (Kpl3J)

That's sea bass. Mutated.

Curs too.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 26, 2019 11:58 AM (veoSD)

209 Has anyone here ever let out their house on that
VRBO thing? What kind of experience did you have? The DNC Convention is
being held in Milwaukee, and Little Winger is wondering if he could make
a fast buck by renting out his condo for the duration. Of course, he
said it makes him feel kind of creepy having Democrats touch his stuff.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:55 AM (lwiT4)

My take - As long as you don't mind having strangers shoot pron in your primary residence - it's a great idea.

Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2019 11:58 AM (gmo/4)

210 193 Has anyone here ever let out their house on that VRBO thing? What kind of experience did you have? The DNC Convention is being held in Milwaukee, and Little Winger is wondering if he could make a fast buck by renting out his condo for the duration. Of course, he said it makes him feel kind of creepy having Democrats touch his stuff.
Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:55 AM (lwiT4)
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No way I would rent my house out to a bunch of commie scum coming to the DNC convention. They'll probably trash the place.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at April 26, 2019 11:58 AM (qC1Sy)

211 Carrot Cake is only good if it is without raisins.

Posted by: garrett at April 26, 2019 11:58 AM (0mF4m)

212 Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting is among the best - beaten out inly by spice cake with the same frosting.

ahem...Italian Cream Cake. It's the walnuts.

Posted by: DanMan at April 26, 2019 11:58 AM (XTiHL)

213 193 Has anyone here ever let out their house on that VRBO thing? What
kind of experience did you have? The DNC Convention is being held in
Milwaukee, and Little Winger is wondering if he could make a fast buck
by renting out his condo for the duration. Of course, he said it makes
him feel kind of creepy having Democrats touch his stuff.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:55 AM (lwiT4)

Only if he puts every single thing in storage and leaves an air mattress and a couple of towels.

Seriously, I wouldn't trust a lib in my house alone for two minutes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2019 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

214 I met Garfunkel when I was really young. He was sitting behind us at a baseball game at Shea stadium. There was symmetry, first time I met a celeb, last ball game I ever went to.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 11:59 AM (9Om/r)

215 I've rented on vrbo several times, but never rented
out. I know a few peeps who have and generally they've had good
experiences. Key is take a yuuuge deposit.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 26, 2019 11:56 AM (FiUMj)

Thanks Lurker!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:59 AM (lwiT4)

216 207 You guys know Jonah Goldberg is going to start a Twitter gay lovers fight over carrot cake now don't you?
Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2019 11:58 AM (AjVAj)
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And I was hoping they would tackle cheesecake. Cheesecake clearly being a pie and not a cake.

Posted by: Augustine at April 26, 2019 12:00 PM (BDZWU)

217 And Anonymous White Whale provides the dessert topping. Or is it the floor wax?
I have Meme overload.

Posted by: RI Red at April 26, 2019 12:00 PM (TckDc)

218 >Judy Collins sure is pretty.

Posted by: grammie winger

Indeed. I would tell her of the waters of my home world.

Posted by: CNN at April 26, 2019 12:00 PM (sjdRT)

219 Do not tempt me with your carrot cake foul demon!]

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at April 26, 2019 12:00 PM (+dkuU)

220 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 11:59 AM (9Om/r)

Could you see the game over his fro?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 12:00 PM (Srnuc)

221 Stupid fake news sock off.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 26, 2019 12:00 PM (sjdRT)

222 My take - As long as you don't mind having strangers shoot pron in your primary residence - it's a great idea.
Posted by: Archer at April 26, 2019 11:58 AM (gmo/4)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at April 26, 2019 12:00 PM (IXZGh)

223 Trump has to be conflicted. I know he wants to unload on Biden but he doesn't want him to flame out too quickly.
.....

You know the temptation is there but this is a marathon.

Posted by: HA at April 26, 2019 12:00 PM (MAstk)

224 Only if he puts every single thing in storage and leaves an air mattress and a couple of towels.

Seriously, I wouldn't trust a lib in my house alone for two minutes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2019 11:59 AM (ptqGC)

Yeah, he said he would store most of their stuff, and bleach everything down when they got back. He's kind of a germ-a-phobe so I think this might be a non-starter.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 12:01 PM (lwiT4)

225 Trump has to be conflicted. I know he wants to unload on Biden but he doesn't want him to flame out too quickly.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 26, 2019 11:57 AM (/tuJf)

With all the stuff he wants to unload about, he's gonna explode soon.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2019 12:01 PM (cF8AT)

226 Nood...

And it's LINKTASTIC!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 26, 2019 12:01 PM (IXZGh)

227 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 26, 2019 11:59 AM (9Om/r)

Could you see the game over his fro?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 12:00 PM (Srnuc)

Crap strike that. he was behind you.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 26, 2019 12:01 PM (Srnuc)

228 Indeed. I would tell her of the waters of my home world.
Posted by: CNN at April 26, 2019 12:00 PM

Attention shoppers! Possible sock fail on aisle 218.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 26, 2019 12:01 PM (DMUuz)

229 In his interview last night, Trump was openly toying with his potential opponents when asked about them, wishing some would make it (because he relished beating them) but saying they wouldn't be the nominee.

Barring major black swans of an economic or other nature (and even then), and with the likely backdrop of historic prosecutions of criminal figures from the Obama years, hard to see anyone having a chance against Trump. Sure, the country will disgrace itself by 49-50% of the voters voting for one of these dumb, corrupt, unaccomplished, race-baiting, alien, ignorant non-entities on the Dem menu. But electorally, WI MI PA FL OH NC is a tough climb. And NV and CO might be back in play.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2019 12:01 PM (QDnY+)

230 grammie
remove everything you care about. expect the worst.....hope for the best.

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 26, 2019 12:01 PM (0O7c5)

231 Did Mega Mac offer him a big check on-air? Good grief. I tuned in briefly for some reason, and she was wearing what looked like a white robe stolen from a mental hospital. She looked awful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 26, 2019 11:57 AM (ptqGC)

Do millennials not know how white makes them look? Especially any millennial her size.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2019 12:02 PM (cF8AT)

232

Spice cake with Seafoam icing and ice cold milk.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 26, 2019 12:02 PM (KATBx)

233 Biden is on The Spew today....

@sppeoples

Joy Behar re: Anita Hill: "I think she wants to hear you're sorry for the way you treated her."

Joe Biden: "I'm sorry the way she got treated... I don't think I treated her badly."

I have truck loads of popcorn on order. He's gonna be one gaff after another.

Posted by: Tami at April 26, 2019 11:52 AM (cF8AT)

===========================
If "Hands" Biden can't even stand up to Joy Behar, he has no business holding a job that requires him to stand up to Russian strongmen, Chinese dictators, and defending Western civilization.

Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2019 12:04 PM (Pqytn)

234 The great thing about carrot cake is that it barely tastes of carrots. Truly, one of my favorite cakes.

And it goes well with chili. Or so I've heard.

And in Headlines We Need More Of, from Breitbart:

Jihadi War Between Taliban and Islamic State Intensifies in Afghanistan

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 26, 2019 12:04 PM (Z4rgH)

235 Carrot Cake >>> Carrot Chili

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 26, 2019 12:04 PM (pw+jk)

236 201 Back in the 80s Qadhafi/Khaddafy/Qadafi/oh fuck it was funding mayhem in Chad, one of the several contending outfits for power was called something like the Conseil de Unite Nationale Tchadienne - anyway, it had the unfortunate English acronym that results. Think they changed the name.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 26, 2019 11:57 AM (QDnY+)

Then there's that Al-Qaeda allied terrorist group in the Philippines that goes by the acronym MILF. Which leads to hilarious (to us) headlines such as 'MILF Attacks Village'.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 12:05 PM (zW0u1)

237 97
Rare 9-minute long version of 'Bluebird' by Buffalo Springfield. Only
available on a double compilation (vinyl) album released in 1973. No
version on CD exists.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55q2rRh5UUU

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at April 26, 2019 11:39 AM (zW0u1)

Its not the 90 min version but I have Bluebird on the Buffalo Spring field album Retrospective (Best of Buffalo Spingfield).

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 12:07 PM (mpXpK)

238 No way I would rent my house out to a bunch of commie scum coming to the DNC convention. They'll probably trash the place.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at April 26, 2019 11:58 AM (qC1Sy)

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And steal what they didn't trash.

Posted by: mrp at April 26, 2019 12:07 PM (Pqytn)

239 I liked Simon And Garfunkel better as Tom and Jerry.

"Hey School Girl".....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yYkGB0xpzE

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 26, 2019 12:08 PM (Z+IKu)

240 You sure about Nash? Crosby was with the Byrds, but it looks to me like the first time Crosby and Nash played together officially was when they formed CSNY.

No, I'm not sure. In fact I got that flat wrong.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 12:08 PM (fuK7c)

241 Has anyone here ever let out their house on that VRBO thing? What kind of experience did you have? The DNC Convention is being held in Milwaukee, and Little Winger is wondering if he could make a fast buck by renting out his condo for the duration. Of course, he said it makes him feel kind of creepy having Democrats touch his stuff.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:55 AM

Rent it out, put Trump posters everywhere and have the damage deposit be massive.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 26, 2019 12:08 PM (xR1UF)

242 "Like many other folk singers of her generation, Collins was drawn to social activism. Her political idealism also led her to compose a ballad entitled 'Che' in honor of the 1960s Marxist icon Che Guevara."

So, writing a song honoring a homicidal maniac. Nice.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 26, 2019 11:36 AM (BWL+E)

1960's Marxist icon? Hell, he still is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 26, 2019 12:09 PM (TfwlC)

243 -
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Of course, he said it makes him feel kind of creepy having Democrats touch his stuff.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 26, 2019 11:55 AM

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If they find out you are evil cons, they will poop on everything. It their way.

Posted by: irright at April 26, 2019 12:09 PM (pMGkg)

244 I've seen that guy naked!

That really doesn't narrow it down a lot, does it?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 26, 2019 12:10 PM (fuK7c)

245 210
No way I would rent my house out to a bunch of commie scum coming to the DNC convention. They'll probably trash the place.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at April 26, 2019 11:58 AM (qC1Sy)

Yeah, it's not as if they respect private property or anything.

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2019 12:11 PM (xjiRE)

246 it's

Posted by: irright at April 26, 2019 12:11 PM (pMGkg)

247
EM CARROT CAKE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at April 26, 2019 12:12 PM (GEhPL)

248 -
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Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair

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I smile every damned time.

Posted by: irright at April 26, 2019 12:13 PM (pMGkg)

249 Ace up - stomp stomp

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 12:14 PM (mpXpK)

250 Jack and Art; Carnal Knowledge. I assume one of the myriad posts got it, but whatevs...

Posted by: JimTampa at April 26, 2019 12:16 PM (sP4WC)

251 198

Carrot cake with cream cheese frosting is among the best - beaten out inly by spice cake with the same frosting.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2019 11:56 AM (/52yu)

Spice cake needs coffee icing. A friend of my mother's used to make that, and it was killer!

Posted by: Advo at April 26, 2019 12:16 PM (9P40f)

252 Judy Collins has not aged well.

https://tinyurl.com/y26sd59z

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 12:16 PM (mpXpK)

253 Nash was not in the Byrds, (he was in the Hollies, as noted above) but Crosby was a founding member, along with McGuinn, Gene Clark, and Chris Hillman. Hillman went on to found Manassas (with Stills), the Flying Burrito Brothers, Souther-Hillman-Furay, the Desert Rose Band... and he's still playing, quite well thank you.
The 4-CD box set of CSNY from 1990 or so has an album-sized booklet of the band's history, with discography, photos, and a three-page foldout flow chart of the four named members showing whence they came, the various bands they played in both prior to and after CSNY; it also gives the other members of the bands and where they've gone since. It's somewhat dated now, but it's the best "history of folk/country rock" I've ever seen.

Last, in an old Judy Collins songbook I've had since '74 or so, she tells of driving thru Colorado with Steven Stills, singing "Someday Soon" (by Ian Tyson). Stills suggested she record the song, so she did - with Stills on bass and Buddy Emmons on pedal steel. It hit the AM charts in summer '71 (or '72) and I've loved that song since. It's the second pop song I know of with a prominent pedal steel guitar, the first being "Teach Your Children" by CSNY, featuring Jerry Garcia on pedal steel, released in 1970... Those two tunes are why I'm learning to play the pedal steel...

Posted by: Cowboyneal at April 26, 2019 12:17 PM (U2zo0)

254 240 You sure about Nash? Crosby was with the Byrds, but it looks to me like the first time Crosby and Nash played together officially was when they formed CSNY.

No, I'm not sure. In fact I got that flat wrong.
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Nash was in the British band the Hollies. He bailed out on them around 67 and moved to CA. Crosby was in the original Byrds but left cuz no one could stand him and he's an asshole.

Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 26, 2019 12:17 PM (2LelM)

255
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
No money was paid to North Korea for Otto Warmbier, not two Million Dollars, not anything else. This is not the Obama Administration that paid 1.8 Billion Dollars for four hostages, or gave five terrorist hostages plus, who soon went back to battle, for traitor Sgt. Bergdahl!

Posted by: Deep State Is In DEEP SHIT at April 26, 2019 12:21 PM (BqBId)

256 The 4-CD box set of CSNY from 1990 or so has an album-sized booklet of
the band's history, with discography, photos, and a three-page foldout
flow chart of the four named members showing whence they came, the
various bands they played in both prior to and after CSNY; it also gives
the other members of the bands and where they've gone since. It's
somewhat dated now, but it's the best "history of folk/country rock"
I've ever seen.

Posted by: Cowboyneal at April 26, 2019 12:17 PM (U2zo0)

I have that 4 disk box set in albums.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 12:23 PM (mpXpK)

257 (tinny voice sings)

I'm not the lettuce picker; I'm the lettuce picker's son,

But I will pick your lettuce, 'til the lettuce picker comes.

Posted by: Roomba at April 26, 2019 12:24 PM (TfwlC)

258 Oh, So that's what those 2 clowns look like. I read what yozguyz keep saying about them, but never cared enough to be able to pick them out of a line-up.

Posted by: Paladin at April 26, 2019 12:24 PM (3IOdT)

259 DawsonSField @DawsonSField
Looks like bad new for Goldman Sachs, Hillary's favorite bankers. Looks like there won't be a non-prosecution agreement for them, but a guilty plea AND flipping! #ButNothingsHappening!

Posted by: Deep State Is In DEEP SHIT at April 26, 2019 12:26 PM (BqBId)

260 254
Nash was in the British band the Hollies. He bailed out on them around 67 and moved to CA.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 26, 2019 12:17 PM (2LelM)

I read that Nash caught the hippie bug and got into pot and other fashionable pharmaceuticals, while the other members of the Hollies were unassuming working class blokes who just liked to have a pint at the pub. So they grew apart and eventually parted ways.

Posted by: rickl at April 26, 2019 12:27 PM (xjiRE)

261
252 Judy Collins has not aged well.

https://tinyurl.com/y26sd59z
Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 12:16 PM (mpXpK)

Arrrrrgh! Vic!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 26, 2019 12:27 PM (/52yu)

262 Legend has it that Crosby and Nash were introduced by Cass Elliot (Mama Cass); it's unclear who introduced them to Stills, although the story continues that it was at Cass' house where the trio jammed/played together for the first time. To have been a fly on the wall...

Posted by: Cowboyneal at April 26, 2019 12:29 PM (U2zo0)

263 It is an elemental rule of nature that the longer and the more febrile the efforts of the Democratic majority in the House of Representatives and the Democratic party generally, abetted by their media echo chamber, to delay the exposure of their wrongdoing, the more complete and overwhelming the defeat and discreditation of the entire effort to destroy the Trump administration will be.

Isn't this the long winded rewrite of .. "it's not the crime, it's the coverup"

Posted by: SMOD at April 26, 2019 12:30 PM (QkjLD)

264 99
Hand to God, I always thought it was "Bridge Over Troubled Otters"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 26, 2019
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That would have been a lot more fun.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2019 12:31 PM (elsTe)

265 164
It's easy,if you aren't a Democrat you are neo nazi and if you are a
white person that doesn't hate white people you are a white supremacist.

Posted by: steevy at April 26, 2019
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So be it, then.

Glad that's settled. Who's for a rousing rendition of "The Horst Wessel Song"? Or maybe "Tomorrow Belongs to Me"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 26, 2019 12:36 PM (elsTe)

266 very quietly remove them

Posted by: plan for progressive at April 26, 2019 12:38 PM (1XtI9)

267 Looks like this thread is dead.

Posted by: Vic at April 26, 2019 12:40 PM (mpXpK)

268 Judy SJW Collins.
Yea, i would have listened to her ramblings with rap attention, until I closed the deal. Then I would have said "your stuff is all retarded." As I left the room, never to return .... again.
Aaaa the 70's. Good times....good times.

Posted by: Paladin at April 26, 2019 12:42 PM (3IOdT)

269 Judy Collins.

Jack Nicholson, Art Garfunkel in Carnal Knowledge. Saw it when it first came out. Also had the incomparable Ann-Margret.

Posted by: RobertM at April 26, 2019 01:32 PM (GTeOJ)

270 Greetings:

Well, what about Richie Furay and his "Kind Woman".

I seem to remember both Buffalo Springfield and Poco versions.

Also, be careful eating ginger snaps and drinking ginger ale.

Posted by: 11B40 at April 26, 2019 02:58 PM (evgyj)

271 I tried to look up Natalya Rudakova, using what I thought was a unique expression I remembered from a movie review, delightfully freckled. Turns out, it is not a unique express, but a very good search term if you are into that.

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