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Jobless Claims Fall to Lowest Level in 49 1/2 Years
The number of Americans filing applications for unemployment benefits fell to more than a 49-1/2-year low last week. The data pointed to sustained strength in the economy. Initial claims for state unemployment benefits dropped to 192,000 for the week ended April 13, the lowest level since September 1969, the Labor Department said.#ButTheEconomy
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: MSM at April 24, 2019 01:33 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (pZ+Vo)
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Glenn John at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: B. Kristol at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (WvFai)
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NeverTrumpers really don't know how to get out of the hole they've dug, do they?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (ANN96)
Better that millions of Americans hit the bricks and remain unemployed than we Washington insiders have to endure this orange-haired vulgarian as president.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (2LelM)
So fuck them all with the barbed, flaming cock of Satan. Forever.
Posted by: DocJ at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (fF3XF)
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Democrat-Communists at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (WvFai)
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His efforts to actually tank the economy will most likely be in vain.
The media's efforts to spin a growing economy as the next Great Depression, though...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (WvFai)
What can he do that he hasn't already tried?
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (IQUu2)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (gou/W)
Better that millions of Americans hit the bricks and remain unemployed than we Washington insiders have to endure this orange-haired vulgarian as president.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (LsBY9)
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"I find your reasoning elucidated and your farts pleasant. Please, forward me your newsletter."
-David French
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (PAZYq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (+/7JY)
That sounds like a number that should stretch back to the Roosevelt administration.
*counts on fingers*
That makes me old.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (qgn4F)
Barry O: You see those economic numbers? You didn't build that. I did!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (OLCnA)
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Isn't Soros under extradition orders from both Hungary and France?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Make Nature Beg for Mercy on Earth Day! at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (0QYMt)
I'm still holding my breath that that fat old nazicollaaborator will figure out a way but fingers crossed he doesn't.
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (e9omi)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (mf5HN)
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The economy will only grow when the federal government forces all construction companies to use spoons instead of digging equipment for all excavation projects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (ANN96)
Trump: Jobs for you! And you! Portfolio growth for you! And you!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (jr1HN)
Posted by: dantesed at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (88xKn)
Also...
Yesterday the Dow Jones hit a record high since the sabotaging by the Fed late last year.
Stock values have gained like $9 Trillion in value since Trump took office. And that means your 401-ks are up bigly.
Watch the left now want to nationalize it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Long live the God Emperor Trump!
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (3sjI6)
Because he can suddenly afford that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: AOC's People's Economic Army at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (5tb4C)
@SaysSimonson
Bernie Sanders is now telling supporters his average donation is too small
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (uAgHA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (IQUu2)
A recession is when your neighbor loses his job.
A depression is when you lose your job.
A boom is when journalists lose their jobs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (LsBY9)
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Isn't Soros under extradition orders from both Hungary and France?
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:37 PM (2LelM)
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His kid isn't.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (gou/W)
It is also a shrewd understanding that the post WW2 arrangements of "Free Trade uber alles" necessary for Cold War anti-Soviet alliances may need to change, now that there is no more Cold War, or at least not one with the no longer Soviet Union anyway.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (jr1HN)
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Does the Left even pay attention to him anymore?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (ANN96)
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/labor-force-participation-rate
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (IQUu2)
Where was I? Oh, Trump. Yes, he is bad. Orange and bad. And I am just a humble, uh, circus carney. Or Wendy's guy. What do they do at Wendy's? Anyway, just humble. Hello?
Posted by: A humble guy and totally not Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (2LelM)
My friends, you have nothing to fear from Uncle Joe, he feels you and is handy with OH GOD NO! Not the Acid Squirting Porcupine! Jesus Mary and Joseph it's on fire! OH GOD MY ASSHOLE JUST RIPPED!!!!! Pull it out pull it out! I'm shitting out my nose make it STOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Juan McStain in Hell Endorsing Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (UFLLM)
And you know what happened to Nixon, right? He was almost IMPEACHED.
Q.E.D.: Trump should be impeached.
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (5tb4C)
Also...
Yesterday the Dow Jones hit a record high since the sabotaging by the Fed late last year.
Stock values have gained like $9 Trillion in value since Trump took office. And that means your 401-ks are up bigly.
Watch the left now want to nationalize it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)
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The lesson of the golden goose is that they killed the bird too late. They should have done it earlier when it was actually shitting out golden eggs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (ANN96)
IT WAS STILL HILLARY'S TURN, sob, snot, sniffle, scream, shout, knock yourself out.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (kXoT0)
If someone did, by some chance, recognize Kap'n Kristol at an airport, their most likely reaction would be:
1. Say, is your wife free this evening?
2. Is that your gut, or are you smuggling a litter of kittens on this plane?
3. What dat purty mouf do?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (vg8iE)
That sounds like a number that should stretch back to the Roosevelt administration.
*counts on fingers*
That makes me old.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
'69? Yeah. First grade.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (gou/W)
A Modest Proposal: Mike Pence as President for 8 years with Trump as his Chief of Staff, #1 advisor, etc.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (ANN96)
Goldfinger >>>>>> Boldfinger
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (zBaqJ)
And you know what happened to Nixon, right? He was almost IMPEACHED.
Q.E.D.: Trump should be impeached.
Posted by: zombie at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (5tb4C)
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"I would also like your newsletter."
*sniffs fart in champagne glass*
-David French
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (LsBY9)
probably looking at a global recession, with no end in sight. I suppose
we could get lucky somehow. But on economics, as on everything else, a
terrible thing has just happened."
-Former Enron advisor and general fucking imbecile Paul Krugman
Posted by: Timon at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (dKm4U)
Snort.
I didn't hear Cavuto's response because there was a huge clap of thunder as he spoke. Truly.
But the guest/expert did say that Trump has both skill and luck on his side and that he needs to get the China deal done.
I say, mostly skill.
Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (XROPS)
Honestly, this is what I thought Romney would do, using his Bain Capital experience with turning around failing companies. I wanted him to do that to DC (shed failing programs/departments, redirect efforts). This is why I could vote for him in 2012.
Amazing that he is showing himself to be a crony like the rest of them (as Senator) while freakin' Donald Trump is getting down to business.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (W+vEI)
Out: Tom Friedman talking to taxi drivers abroad.
In: Bill Kristol talking to TSA agents in DC.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (LsBY9)
Bill's wife hasn't touched his teenie weenie in ages so he has to get someone who must touch his junk, whatever the pretext.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:42 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (mf5HN)
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The economy will only grow when the federal government forces all construction companies to use spoons instead of digging equipment for all excavation projects.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (ANN96)
If we think about it, the "Affirmative Action" economic policies of the Obamunist regime kind of WERE like this.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:42 PM (ujg0T)
There were reports from the last thread that Megaton McCain would like a reach around.
There are no arms long enough.
That is all.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:42 PM (pNxlR)
Can you send me some of that killer weed you are smoking?
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:42 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: WaPo for treason at April 24, 2019 01:42 PM (1XtI9)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (ujg0T)
My theory for a while is that the political alliances that dominated the post-WWII American scene where defunct after the fall of the Soviet Union, and that much of what we're seeing is a result of the shifts. The left is eating itself because the Progressive wing of the Dems suddenly no longer need to play nice with the conservative wing, and instead have allied themselves with the more socially liberal libertarians on social issues and immigration.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (IQUu2)
Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (IQUu2)
Moon River....
(with the whole fist)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Archer at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (gmo/4)
Watch the left now want to nationalize it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Talk about a red line, hill to die on, open warfare move.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (UFLLM)
A rakish Muammar Khaddafi Qaddaffi Gaddafi whatever takes over Libya.
The Brady Bunch premieres
Ho Chi Minh dies but the Vietnam war continues
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (ujg0T)
Trump's gonna dump Pence for Haley
Doesn't need him anymore
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (gou/W)
There were reports from the last thread that Megaton McCain would like a reach around.
When you giver a reach around you're really reaching around.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (vg8iE)
Did the TSA agents put on the latex gloves and give Rear Admiral Kristol a cavity search?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (IQUu2)
With an electric mace.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (4/cQ8)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (ANN96)
yes
Paul Robin Krugman is an American economist who is currently Distinguished Professor of Economics at the Graduate Center of the City University of New York, and a columnist for The New York Times.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (gou/W)
I suspect that a lot of GOP Congresscritters were doing the same, hoping that the Russia investigation would yield something that would hurt Trump.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (ujg0T)
Trump's gonna dump Pence for Haley
Doesn't need him anymore
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (DPjeO)
Pence crumbled like a wet communion wafer when the Left attacked him for RFRA.
I like Her Duskiness for her record at the UN. Hope she learned from her mistake vis a vis the Confederate monuments.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (UFLLM)
Just in case you are not aware, make sure it doesn't have sorbitol in it, that can be fatal for dogs.
Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (kXoT0)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (jr1HN)
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Does the Left even pay attention to him anymore?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (ANN96)
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They do. After all, he has correctly predicted 8 of the last 2 recessions.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Send this idiot and his comedy act to the hipster douchebag prom.
Or, Delaware's own Joe Biden and John McCain's copse.
Posted by: Capt. Obvious at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (nEOLy)
59 Former Enron Financial Advisor Paul Krugman hardest hit.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 01:41 PM (yQpMk)
Hit with what? I hope it was rebar!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (pg90N)
It's like the best economy in 30 years, but the financial pundits are always talking about the sky is going to fall any minute now and that any "trade war" will sink the economy.
Of course, the only problem with this economy is you almost have nowhere to go but down when you're at the top.
Posted by: Blago at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (UfkIY)
Doesn't need him anymore
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (DPjeO)
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As long as Pence went willingly, it actually wouldn't be a terrible move.
When she left as Ambassador to the UN, the establishmenty Republicans were aflutter at the idea of her running against Trump for the 2020 nomination. Him bringing her on further undercuts their seriousness, because they'll oppose her a mere two years after pushing for her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (88+cf)
Anti-Trump spin?
The labor shortage would provide a "challenge" to Trump because of his anti-immigration policies.
Here they were just talking about getting homeless people off the streets, which isn't an easy thing to do. Setting aside people who are mentally ill and drug addicts that are far gone, there's a certain amount of quite young people who ended up there during the Obama years and maybe could manage a job if they could get past the fact they've got no home address or shower.
But it will prove to be a "challenge" for Trump because we don't have enough people already in the US who might look for work if they thought they could.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Bryan Adams at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (gou/W)
Ahoy!
Back to the couch... Enough work for today.
Posted by: Cap'n Joney "Fatso" Goldberg at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (2nW6u)
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: A humble guy and totally not Bill Kristol at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (RD7QR)
I can vouch that this definitely is not Bill Crystal, and nor am I, although I would be proud to be mistaken with that cerebral gentleman with whom today I enjoyed a most elucidating albeit brief conversation in which we wholeheartedly agreed that Orangemanbad.
Posted by: A random formerly republcian gate agent at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (pg90N)
Paul Robin Krugman is an American economist who is currently Distinguished Professor of Economics at the Graduate Center of the City University of New York, and a columnist for The New York Times.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (JFO2v)
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Our poor nation...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (ANN96)
September 1969:
A rakish Muammar Khaddafi Qaddaffi Gaddafi whatever takes over Libya.
The Brady Bunch premieres
Ho Chi Minh dies but the Vietnam war continues
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (HWL85)
I got my first real six string
Bought it at the five and dime
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (bsfko)
Or, Delaware's own Joe Biden and John McCain's copse.
We're digging up Juan's groves of trees now?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Ever at April 24, 2019 01:35 PM (WvFai)
That doesn't come risk free. If multinationals led by Global Citizens betray America, President Trump has options. Not only can he accelerate the deregulation train, which is the kiss of death to large companies, but start actively sanctioning them with tariffs, trustbusting, and legal scrutiny.
The SJW corporate auxiliary doesn't want to do time on behalf of their pets.
Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (pZ+Vo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (40mSG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (+/7JY)
When you giver a reach around you're really reaching around.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (TAmPV)
You'd have to mark her with chalk....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (eIlkN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (pg90N)
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Without his massive buildup of regulations, there would be nothing for Trump to roll back. Obama is the new Reagan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (ANN96)
Unemployment lowest since 69. And our population is about 100 million more than it was back then.
Wow.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (zBaqJ)
Bought it at the five and dime
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (TAmPV)
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I heard the easy listening version of that in an elevator recently. The neat thing was I even liked *it*
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (bsfko)
Posted by: Jumpin' Joe Biden at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Jumpin' Joe Biden at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (yQpMk)
Golden shower chains?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: x at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (BD/yx)
Interestingly however, they have no groupies and can't get laid.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (40mSG)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (IQUu2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (flkAh)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (HWL85)
When you giver a reach around you're really reaching around.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (TAmPV)
You'd have to mark her with chalk....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (eIlkN)
little man in a very big boat
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: YatYas at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (xN9Un)
Bought it at the five and dime
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:46 PM (TAmPV)
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In the summer?
Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (bsfko)
Posted by: Cap'n Cuck at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (UFLLM)
Interestingly however, they have no groupies and can't get laid.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (40mSG)
Coincidentally, they don't herpes or crabs, either.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (IQUu2)
It's really embarrassing when they have a loud orgasm.
Posted by: That poor TSA agent at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:40 PM (ujg0T)
Trump's gonna dump Pence for Haley
Doesn't need him anymore
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (DPjeO)
Pence crumbled like a wet communion wafer when the Left attacked him for RFRA.
I like Her Duskiness for her record at the UN. Hope she learned from her mistake vis a vis the Confederate monuments.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (zBaqJ)
Really? And you don't see Nikki Haley crumbling in the face of history destroying leftists? (Note to anti-history goons: if you think the downside of slavery is not noted enough, don't tear down Confederate monuments, *put up* abolitionist or underground railroad ones or Jim Crow ones. Tell the WHOLE story.)
Anyway, either one should be a "Trump Regency" presidency, where Trump remains as #1 political and counter-media adviser.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (vEIlU)
All across the USA
It's another year for me and you
Another year with nothing to do
Posted by: Iggy Poop at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (+/7JY)
Complex thoughts are counterproductive.
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (wA4OO)
NeverTrumpers really don't know how to get out of the hole they've dug, do they?
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They're gonna dig on through to the other side
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (flkAh)
Wow.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
AND we manufacture almost nothing domestically anymore.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (Yzubb)
357 BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami
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The great unmasking continues.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (G0vdT)
Overheard in the TSA line at Reagan almost every day: "No, Mr. Kristol, you can't go through the pat down line again no matter how long it's been since Mrs. Kristol last touched you."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (zBaqJ)
... nah. I don't want to see her unemployed, but... nah. The best reason Trump has to dump Pence is if he thinks Congress has outlived its usefulness entirely. He's clearly not there yet. Beyond that, he has successfully pushed out almost all of his cuckier cabinet appointments. If Pence is likely to do something stupid, he'll do it without allies.
Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (pZ+Vo)
All I got to say is show me your work.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (IQUu2)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (2LelM)
Robin??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:48 PM (pg90N)
Holy fiduciary incompetence Batman!
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (RD7QR)
Watch the left now want to nationalize it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Or tax the shit out of it.
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (JFO2v)
Trump has shown just how shitty they were.
If I ever see "Why didn't you do this former leader?" from a reporter I may stroke out.
Posted by: nip at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Magic Wand at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (HWL85)
I think that it is only fair to state that jobless persons are not doing their jobs, which are to remain jobless.
#orangemanbad
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (pNxlR)
You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (yQpMk)
You don't mind do you? Heh heh. Of course you don't.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (Hg4NE)
Aren't they always. But the President has to use every weapon if multinationals decide to cuck even as we enjoy unprecedented expansion.
Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (pZ+Vo)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 01:36 PM (2LelM)"
I think 20 is wildly optimistic, my bet is on 30 + million.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (wA4OO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (IQUu2)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:52 PM (gou/W)
But Dogs Are Because White Supremacy
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 24, 2019 01:53 PM (qBVKX)
Green shoots, yo.
Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at April 24, 2019 01:53 PM (951Yv)
Democrats, 2019: "Trump will make you work, but we'll give you free stuff so you don't have to!"
Exit question: Why bother with free tuition AND guaranteed basic income; you don't need a degree if you don't need a job.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 24, 2019 01:53 PM (W+vEI)
It's like the best economy in 30 years, but the financial pundits are always talking about the sky is going to fall any minute now and that any "trade war" will sink the economy.
Of course, the only problem with this economy is you almost have nowhere to go but down when you're at the top.
Posted by: Blago at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (UfkIY)
And just watch--when there finally IS an end of business cycle downturn, the Demunist Commiecrats will claim they were "vindicated".
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:53 PM (ujg0T)
Recovery Summer!
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: Tami
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The great unmasking continues.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (G0vdT)
That means who, exactly? The fat one and the widow with whom the dead one cheated?
Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (+/7JY)
Watch the left now want to nationalize it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Or tax the shit out of it.
Posted by: Sooner at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (Fs5vw)
They'll propose requiring everyone to have some percentage of their 401(k)s in government bonds, you know, for our own benefit. To protect us from the vagaries of the stock market. For our own good, really.
No one will call this a forced loan. Except us, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (pg90N)
148 To mark Erf Week, saw a commercial claiming that penguin population around the world has declined 80%
Serves those snooty little tuxedoed fuckers right, that does.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (pNxlR)
"Most qualified..."
"At least I AM a President..."
"Never coming back..."
"Magic wand..."
What a fuckin' chump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (5aX2M)
Anyway, either one should be a "Trump Regency" presidency, where Trump remains as #1 political and counter-media adviser.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (ujg0T)
What it indicates is that after Trump's 8 full years he has to build a movement that takes over the GOP. We need his attitude for the next 50 years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Tami
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The great unmasking continues.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (G0vdT)
That means who, exactly? The fat one and the widow with whom the dead one cheated?
Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (XROPS)
Yeah, but they'll have loads of beer and donuts.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (RD7QR)
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We'd be in the "midnight raids and show trial of the wreckers and sabatours" stage
Remember: The 1st Amendment would have been limited to those registered and approved, blessed by Justice Garland
This site would be a 404 page
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (flkAh)
Rapey little bastards deserve whatever they get.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: Tami
If they wanted to tarnish more of McCain's legacy, go for it. Traitors.
Which wives will be on this? The one he burned and left or the one that looks like a reconstructed fake barbie doll?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: nip at April 24, 2019 01:51 PM (DfGpI)
I didn't do this former leader but I did many of them.
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: Tami
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The great unmasking continues.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (G0vdT)
That means who, exactly? The fat one and the widow with whom the dead one cheated?
Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (XROPS)
In a way, this is GREAT new. Let the Establishment fully "out" itself. And the Commiecrat elements in the Demunist Party are not going to be happy with Old Guard Joe Biden either. Advantage: Trump, and whichever Republican succeeds him in 2024.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (ujg0T)
But Dogs Are Because White Supremacy
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 24, 2019 01:53 PM (qBVKX)
Reminds me of Samuel Fuller's last (and long time unrelated) movie "White Dog."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (zBaqJ)
Joey Biden is patching up his Wreckovery Summer machine even as we jest here.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (pNxlR)
That statistic sounds like utter, bald-faced lies. I would be shocked to find that ANY penguin population has decreased. The main reason is that they live in the antarctic which has not lost ice volume (gained, in fact) so even by their own metric this makes no sense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (JgA4k)
He said you got a letter from Hiro. And he left out the date.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (gou/W)
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It's free tuition to the International Art School if you can draw Buffy and mail it in along with the matchbook cover.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: Tami
Vindictive Family... May they rot in hell with Johnnie
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Tami
If they wanted to tarnish more of McCain's legacy, go for it. Traitors.
Which wives will be on this? The one he burned and left or the one that looks like a reconstructed fake barbie doll?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (vEIlU)
What about Me-Gain-weight?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (ujg0T)
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If Biden ends up losing, it'll be fun watching these people either find reasons to support Bernie Sanders or prop up David French again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (JKNZq)
Trump is EVIL for removing people from FUNemployment before Recovery Summer hits theaters.
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (IXZGh)
Posted by: Trainer at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (7EbAY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Don't you think that was ALWAYS part of the plan!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (f3oO4)
When you giver a reach around you're really reaching around.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:44 PM (TAmPV)
You'd have to mark her with chalk....
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 24, 2019 01:47 PM (eIlkN)
little man in a very big boat
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 01:49 PM (JFO2v)
Serious question for the Ettes: How much does Strictly Dickly weigh?
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (1ISKN)
So they'll probably say, "Yeah, things are OK, but with our policies, they'll be even BETTER!"
How many times have I heard that here in California? If the Dems "better" California any more, it'll collapse.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (pg90N)
Trump is EVIL for removing people from FUNemployment before Recovery Summer hits theaters.
Posted by: Sponge at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (IXZGh)
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"What about lives touched?"
-Joe Biden
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (NF9CI)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 24, 2019 01:58 PM (RuIsu)
How are all those womyn's studies and ethnic grievance grads going to have a job if nobody goes to college?? How will young credulous minds be indoctrinated if people stay home??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:58 PM (39g3+)
No one will call this a forced loan. Except us, of course.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (pg90N)
Just curious, but what if the fictitious "Social Security Trust Fund" WAS in fact handled this way?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 01:58 PM (ujg0T)
Doesn't need him anymore
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (DPjeO)
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As long as Pence went willingly, it actually wouldn't be a terrible move.
When she left as Ambassador to the UN, the establishmenty Republicans were aflutter at the idea of her running against Trump for the 2020 nomination. Him bringing her on further undercuts their seriousness, because they'll oppose her a mere two years after pushing for her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 01:45 PM (ANN96)
I think Trump personally likes Pence. However, his desire to have his VP elected President will be his guiding factor.
I like Pence and I'm sure everyone here does too. But as a candidate for President, not so much.
Trump is ALWAYS playing the long game. After he serves and she serves, they will be able to pack the SCOTUS for 30 years.
That's will be his parting gift for the country he dearly loves
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:58 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 01:58 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 01:56 PM (JKNZq)
Child, you're just a pup! Get off MY lawn!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: LASue at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (XROPS)
Yeah, but they'll have loads of beer and donuts.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (RD7QR)
Step Mom, couldn't you make Donut Flavored Beer?
You know....for breakfast?
Posted by: Meghanoldon at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (CRRq9)
I think it's awesome that Obama decided to break protocol and get involved in the campaign. So much to throw in his face, now.
"Most qualified..."
"At least I AM a President..."
"Never coming back..."
"Magic wand..."
What a fuckin' chump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (5aX2M)
You left out: "I didn't have any scandals".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (Hg4NE)
And history erasing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (39g3+)
What a fuckin' chump
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Actually
The very best side by side comparison would be that early video clip of Obama freaking out giggling and unnerving the MSM host when discussing the economy along with virtually anything Trump has done.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: fox at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (UuVBv)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 24, 2019 02:00 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Tami
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I got a news flash for them, he wont be the nominee
My guess is Kameltoe
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:00 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:00 PM (O2RFr)
My fear is the Pence will be George Bush to Trump's Reagan. Trying to reach across the aisle....
Posted by: Paladin at April 24, 2019 02:00 PM (AF+lo)
All I got to say is show me your work.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 01:50 PM (IQUu2)
Burgess Meredith hit hardest. POW!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (OLCnA)
Rapey little bastards deserve whatever they get.
Posted by: garrett
They are all over the place with their numbers. 60%, 80%, 90%. 60% by 2099, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (+/7JY)
If it helps, think of Pence as a Trump Regent---for Barron. :-D
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (+/7JY)
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Agreed.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (G0vdT)
Bernie Sanders is now telling supporters his average donation is too small
Make it up out of the millions you scored with your book deal, you skinflinted fuck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (pNxlR)
This is all the more reason to open the borders and pay people to come here! We need Manuel Lahbor!
Posted by: US CoC at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: fox at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (UuVBv)
Powerball Butterbottom works too.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (NMAzL)
Vice Presidents have a pretty poor record of winning the big job, especially right after the president is out of office. For example Nixon eventually pulled it off, but only a decade later.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (39g3+)
If those thoughts make sense then this economy is not really like 1969, rather, it is massively better.
Posted by: jc at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (PuMKG)
And history erasing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (39g3+)
Oh well. But she is dusky.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (zBaqJ)
Bernie Sanders is now telling supporters his average donation is too small
Make it up out of the millions you scored with your book deal, you skinflinted fuck.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (pNxlR)
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I need to run a political campaign to sell my own books...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (ANN96)
And history erasing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (39g3+)
Maybe at some future point after the Democratic Party has torn itself to shreds in the war of ultra Lefty vs only slightly insane Lefty, education reform has already been enacted, and the Clintons are safely behind bars.
She might make a decent "generic Republican" to be a caretaker once the critical battles are done, but I wouldn't trust her with anything too important.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (J+mig)
Meanwhile Venezuela is still hell on earth because of Socialism.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (IQUu2)
You stop the Japanese from whaling and the whales are gonna eat more Penguins.
That's not me talking. That's Science.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 01:58 PM (DPjeO)
This is at variance with the Trump Codex, citizen.
After Trump will be Barron. There will be no "Supreme Court." There will be Barron.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (+/7JY)
Agreed. I suspect he's not tough enough. We need another barroom brawler.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:02 PM (pg90N)
Also, does anyone have any opioids?
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Too much opioids and you need a spoon to take a shit. Apricots on the other hand provide for smooth shits with a bouquet of citrus.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: RBG, broadcasting "live" from an unknown location. at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (951Yv)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (wCmLp)
Vice Presidents have a pretty poor record of winning the big job, especially right after the president is out of office. For example Nixon eventually pulled it off, but only a decade later.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (39g3+)
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It's touch and go. HW did it, but Gore didn't. We haven't had an example in almost 20 years even try.
Hell, the step up position used to be Secretary of State.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
You must be a member of a union.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (Hg4NE)
Das stimmt genau, kamerad.
Posted by: Zod at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (Bdeb0)
If she flames out, watch for a Gabbard surge.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts
You must be a member of a union.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (+lVUW)
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Milton Friedman fan club.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (jxbfJ)
Not a smidgen!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (f3oO4)
First, to hell with the penguins. I just wanted to get that one out of the way.
Second, who the hell knows how many penguins there are?
Third, 71.37% of all statistics are made up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:54 PM (zBaqJ)
At the ground level, he has. Now we need to support those institutions that most reflect our values, and demand the exclusion of those traitors who are doing their damnedest to sabotage us. It won't be easy, and won't really take off until the current crop of elites are stripped of power, but it is possible.
Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (pZ+Vo)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Ripley at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (MxEKc)
"Are you punch drunk?" Was the phrase
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (HWL85)
Vice Presidents have a pretty poor record of winning the big job, especially right after the president is out of office. For example Nixon eventually pulled it off, but only a decade later.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:01 PM (39g3+)
As a rule, WHO becomes President? I believe in this order:
1. Governors (Current or former)
2. Veeps
3. Senators
4. Generals (one could argue that Trump as a Captain of Industry could fit here)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (ujg0T)
Oh wait, you are talking 'scandals' as in the bad sense
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (IQUu2)
I'm not sure why though. Yes, the idiots on the Left will shriek conversion therapy gay hating closeted Mother married blah blah blah but that will only make the normies like him more.
There's just something, I don't know, not dynamic enough about him? Maybe?
As I said, I quite like Pence so I hope I'm wrong.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (mf5HN)
We know a number of folks that have been in jail, for various reasons. Most of them are working again. It's a really good job market (but not so good for us, as we needed their help to finish this house so we can sell it.)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (+/7JY)
Actually, recent studies indicate that metric is only accurate 83.6% of the time.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (6eEQ+)
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I kind of doubt he lasts more than a single term. I also wait and see to find out if he actually votes against the caucus like McCain did. So far, it's largely been just virtue signalling.
Call me when he sinks something like McCain did with the ACA repeal, or heads a Gang designed to implement progressive policy goals.
Until then, he's just annoying.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (NF9CI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (IQUu2)
assuming Trump wins 2020, he'll have his chance to step out and show us what he's made of.
I assume for President Trump it's full steam ahead through the election and then-
fuller steam aheadier for his 2nd term.
that means Pence has the opportunity to show he can help guide and sell to the public Trump-like initiatives.
Hopefully, he won't start belching out crap like "a kinder, gentler Trumpism".
Posted by: naturalfake at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (CRRq9)
Hell, the step up position used to be Secretary of State.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (ANN96)
Really? I can't think of any Sec States in recent history to do so?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (+/7JY)
I suspect she's not all that popular even in Cali. She comes across as having a brittle, bitchy personality, sort of a dusky Brie Larson.
I suspect a few Trumpian zingers and she'll totally lose her shit, in public.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: Guy Smiley"
IMO, don't think that can happen. Gabbard is a hardcore lefty, but an honest one in the mold of Glenn Greenwald or Michael Tracey. Thus, the CAP/Media Matters types despise her for telling the truth on the Russia BS. They hate her more than Trump.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 24, 2019 02:07 PM (OD2ni)
If it were Obama or Hilary's reign (it wouldn't be) they would be doing cartwheels in the news to celebrate.
Posted by: RM at April 24, 2019 02:07 PM (U3LtS)
I'm listening...
Posted by: Dan Bongino at April 24, 2019 02:07 PM (6eEQ+)
Hell, the step up position used to be Secretary of State.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:03 PM (ANN96)
Really? I can't think of any Sec States in recent history to do so?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (ujg0T)
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:07 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (flkAh)
Common idea in J schools now is only J schooled can report.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:07 PM (JFO2v)
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God forbid.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:07 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Shep! at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (HWL85)
BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM
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Meggie just wants a reach around.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 01:34 PM
You're gonna need a longer arm ...
Posted by: Chief Brody at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (Ehp3D)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: Tami
McCain ran a terrible campaign and lost bigly. How is his family's support a good thing?
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (+lVUW)
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Credentialism is how we got Obama and Brian Stelter.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (2LelM)
This site would be a 404 page
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 24, 2019 01:55 PM (flkAh)
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Garland is almost as radical as RBG. He never met a big government program he didn't think was just peachy.
The idea that he was a moderate was a message coup.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:09 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 02:09 PM (Xnqom)
Posted by: Hope Solo at April 24, 2019 02:09 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (IQUu2)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (Srnuc)
I once listened to a fascinating radio interview with a guy who was on Trump's exploratory committee. Back then, long before his POTUS run and all the associated baggage, he was polling around 40% in the boroughs and would have absolutely cleaned up upstate, easily giving him the win
In the end he didn't want to do it. A Repub governor in a solid blue state he felt he would be mostly a figurehead (he's right, see: Pataki, G.) and wouldn't be able to get stuff done. And Trump likes to get stuff done, bigly.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 01:59 PM (jxbfJ)
Not a smidgen!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 02:04 PM (f3oO4)
FIFY.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (uLuPn)
Economic prosperity is Racist and a tool of White Supremacy because there is only so much money printed by the government so increasing wealth goes to those who make money at the cost of those who don't work and save!!!!!11!
Posted by: Injustice Studies Major at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (UFLLM)
From the previous thread:
BREAKING: McCain family to support Biden in 2020 race in bid to defeat Trump - Washington Examiner
Posted by: Tami at April 24, 2019 01:30 PM
Behold! The field in which I grow my f*cks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (Srnuc)
Nope. Bush alienated us NOT with the war, as the Left would have you believe, but with his Hispandering immigration foolishness.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:10 PM (uLuPn)
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"We found the one person in the Tri-state county doing this to prove it! Here's the human interest story!"
-The media
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Kreplach at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (mvoZp)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (JFO2v)
Spoon.
....or, a Skip Loader.
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Strange day in the Marine Corps I came across a Marine on his knees with a Corpsman spooning his ass clean. Dehydration is a serious thing.
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (JFO2v)
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I saw a good movie recently...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (ANN96)
Posted by: Tami
Do it!
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (WEYIE)
Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan
59m
Peter Strzok told us that he would "love to answer each and every one of (our) questions" once the Mueller investigation concluded.
The investigation is over. Time to bring Strzok and the rest of the Comey Cabal back in to get those answers.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: New Normal
Conventional wisdom used to be just the opposite.
Because governors had the executive experience and senators didn't.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (Yzubb)
My friends, you have nothing to fear from Uncle Joe, he feels you and is handy with OH GOD NO! Not the Acid Squirting Porcupine! Jesus Mary and Joseph it's on fire! OH GOD MY ASSHOLE JUST RIPPED!!!!! Pull it out pull it out! I'm shitting out my nose make it STOPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Juan McStain in Hell Endorsing Joey Bidet at April 24, 2019 01:39 PM (UFLLM) "
Thank you, UFLLM !
I so needed a good LOL !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (wA4OO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2019 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Don't you think that was ALWAYS part of the plan!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 01:57 PM (f3oO4)
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During the 2008 campaign, Barky had some economists on his team who put forth that very plan, one of them was a dummy named Guaducci or Gharadelli or something, her name made me think of that fancy chocolate company.
Posted by: Boots at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (e9omi)
Posted by: Gigantic Sta-Puff Marshmallow Megan, tromping through town. at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (951Yv)
better run for shelter, run for shade.
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (Hg4NE)
Most of the other dims have time on their side
This is the swan song for Bernie, now or never
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (jxbfJ)
nary a fuck grown harvested or given
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (JFO2v)
Where is the drive? The ambition?
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (BbGew)
Mike Pence is a very vanilla politician. I'm sure he has a personality, however it's so much different from PDT's and the electorate will be looking for someone like PDT. They won't find it but they'll look.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (mf5HN)
He is a decent, disciplined man with some skill as a legislator. But he doesn't have the overwhelming charisma of a Trump, or even an Obama, and he hasn't impressed as a leader. I actually don't blame him, I certainly couldn't function as a President, but people can see that relative weakness. No one's taken that path independently since Carter, and Bush the Greater only won election because of the overwhelming advantages he inherited from Reagan. His fate will warn people away from trying something similar with Pence. And Trump knows it.
Posted by: trev006 at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (pZ+Vo)
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:08 PM (Hg4NE)
Such as....?
Anyway, I am just looking at recent history: Current or former Governors become President often, Veeps sometimes, Senators, Generals occasionally, with Trump being a really unique individual.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (IQUu2)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (jxbfJ)
nary a fuck grown harvested or given
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:12 PM (JFO2v)
No fucks created or saved?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:14 PM (uLuPn)
No name yet.. They're probably busy trying to find some way to blame Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:14 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Roland THTG at April 24, 2019 02:11 PM (88+cf
Corvette convertible was less than $6K!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 02:14 PM (f3oO4)
That's nonsense. I was a reporter for a radio station...hired fresh out of high school. I could slant a story better than the pros.
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:14 PM (NF9CI)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Roland THTG
In 19 & 69, the average income was $5800.00.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (Yzubb)
Anyway, I am just looking at recent history: Current or former Governors become President often, Veeps sometimes, Senators, Generals occasionally, with Trump being a really unique individual.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (ujg0T)
MITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: It's me donna at A
lol
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Barak Ubama at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Tami
+++
This is a joke right?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (2LelM)
Always liked Bush, he listened when we spoke to him.
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (Hg4NE)
Hayek, the Economy is organic, leave it alone and let it run.
Keynes, Government intervention is needed.
Trump, deregulates and Economy takes off.
Obama passes historic amounts of regulation, and intervenes continuously with bailouts and such, and the economy stagnated.
Case, closed.
Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 02:16 PM (NgKpN)
Because Pence is more wooden than Race Bannon?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:06 PM (IQUu2)
That.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 02:16 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:16 PM (O2RFr)
Obama passes historic amounts of regulation, and intervenes continuously with bailouts and such, and the economy stagnated.
Case, closed.
Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 02:16 PM (NgKpN)
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"You haven't heard of Monetary Theory! Dummy!"
-AOC
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:16 PM (ANN96)
September 1969:
A rakish Muammar Khaddafi Qaddaffi Gaddafi whatever takes over Libya.
The Brady Bunch premieres
Ho Chi Minh dies but the Vietnam war continues
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (HWL85)
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. . .
Started junior year in high school. Tough year, with English, U.S. history, chemistry, Algebra II, and Spanish III.
Still remember the Spanish, and even a little chemistry.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:17 PM (elsTe)
She asked me and the other 29 year old in the office.
Together we are Mom.
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:17 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: It's me donna at A
quit making me agree with you so much
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 02:05 PM (mf5HN)
I like him, too, but we need someone who is capable of breaking off a beer bottle and jamming it in the Reds' faces.
Anything short of that will result in failure, because the candidate will be up against the MSM, Hollywood, academia, Soros, etc. all trying to do the same to him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:17 PM (pg90N)
That's nonsense. I was a reporter for a radio station...hired fresh out of high school. I could slant a story better than the pros.
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:14 PM (NF9CI)
not my rules! just saying!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:18 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AOC and the fantastic VA that we should all have as our medical plan at April 24, 2019 02:18 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Roland THTG
In 1973, i bought a new signal red MB 280 SL for less than 10K. One of the 3 cars I own I wish I had back.
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:18 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: Barak Ubama at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (koNhm)
Excuse me, but what do you know about being an American?
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:18 PM (uLuPn)
No name yet.. They're probably busy trying to find some way to blame Trump
Posted by: It's me donna at April 24, 2019 02:14 PM (O2RFr)
Placing my bets:
1. Muslim
2. InCel, motivated by Toronto van attacker Alec Minassian, who in turn was motivated by spoiled psycho Elliot Rodger.
3. Drunk or on drugs
4. ???
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: AOC and the fantastic VA that we should all have as our medical plan at April 24, 2019 02:18 PM (O2RFr)
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I swear to God...I cannot wait for Bill Kristol to endorse her somehow. The chickenhawk pushing the girl who thinks the VA is just in amazing shape.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (ANN96)
aND, aaaaaaand, uhhhh....
Get rid of all those job crushing ATMs.
Posted by: Barky O'Braindead, lounging (semi) nude on Necker Island at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (951Yv)
Hayek, the Economy is organic, leave it alone and let it run.
Keynes, Government intervention is needed.
Trump, deregulates and Economy takes off.
Obama passes historic amounts of regulation, and intervenes continuously with bailouts and such, and the economy stagnated.
Case, closed.
Posted by: Don Q at April 24, 2019 02:16 PM (NgKpN)
This.
It's a experiment with positive and negative controls. The very best kind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (pg90N)
Yeah, a political culture shock for certain.
We're never getting another Trump, so it's best not to focus on that model. But a hard as nails media-prepped conservative in the Deplorable sense? I think that's doable. S/he just won't have the gravitas of a Trump, though.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (6eEQ+)
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Pop out the eye and soak for an hour in salt water
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (HWL85)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (DPjeO)
Isaiah J. Peoples is the registered owner of the car.
Posted by: Bert G at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (Hg4NE)
1. Muslim
2. InCel, motivated by Toronto van attacker Alec Minassian, who in turn was motivated by spoiled psycho Elliot Rodger.
3. Drunk or on drugs
4. ???
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (ujg0T)
My first bet is old person who stepped on the accelerator and not the brakes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: AOC and the fantastic VA that we should all have as our medical plan at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (O2RFr)
2. InCel, motivated by Toronto van attacker Alec Minassian, who in turn was motivated by spoiled psycho Elliot Rodger.
3. Drunk or on drugs
4. ???
Posted by: Curmudgeon at A
my guess is muslim. how the fuck do we not have the name for some guy arrested saturday?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (MTjB1)
Anyway, I am just looking at recent history: Current or former Governors become President often, Veeps sometimes, Senators, Generals occasionally, with Trump being a really unique individual.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:13 PM (ujg0T)
MITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:15 PM (DPjeO)
Mitt was a Governor, he sadly fits the pattern.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM (+FCSF)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at A
story I read said that they have not ruled out terrorism.
maybe an old muslim.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (MTjB1)
Hehheheh. You'll never guess who.
Posted by: Polar bears that supposedly all died at once at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (nEOLy)
Isaiah Mai People!
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (IQUu2)
1. Governors (Current or former)
2. Veeps
3. Senators
4. Generals (one could argue that Trump as a Captain of Industry could fit here)
I think we've had as may captains of industry become president as generals (Grant/Eisenhower vs Hoover/Trump)
We have only had three sitting senators become president (Harding, Kennedy, and Obama). Sixteen total former senators have become president but they had other jobs as well like governor in between so that muddies things up a bit.
14 vice presidents have become president but of those Arthur, Roosevelt, Truman, and Johnson took office because of the death of the president so they don't really count.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: AOC and the fantastic VA that we should all have as our medical plan at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (O2RFr)
My guess is get all the pigs out first
Posted by: REDACTED at A
damn, you old guys are faster than most would guess.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (MTjB1)
What scares the bien pensants is the idea that Anyone Can Do This Shit, might catch on, you don't have to be a 'made man' politician.
The closest to Trump in the past hundred-plus years was Hoover, but even there Heebert had had a bunch more involvement in the government-political space than Trump.
Posted by: Dino-Fil-A, Eat Mor Bronto at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (8erNz)
I love watching it. Reminds me of how cool we all were back then.
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: Skip at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (6eEQ+)
Mick Mulvaney fits that bill if he can get asshole lessons from Stephen Miller (and I say that with utmost admiration).
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: Polar bears that supposedly all died at once at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (nEOLy)
We have a weight reduction program for you.
Posted by: New Normal at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (Hg4NE)
She asked me and the other 29 year old in the office.
Together we are Mom.
Posted by: ALH
Pick up after the pig occasionally.
Change out the mud often.
Provide fresh water daily.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (Yzubb)
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (NF9CI)
And I should note that the first few vice presidents were just the other party's losing nominee so I'm not sure they really count as VPs who won later.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Speaker Pelosi at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at A
Could be, happened to me while I was set up at an antique show at Round Top TX in the early 90's.
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (DPjeO)
+++
Pop out the eye and soak for an hour in salt water
Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (HWL85)
Then cauterize, with hot iron. Obviously.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (0rsWa)
Placing my bets:
1. Muslim
2. InCel, motivated by Toronto van attacker Alec Minassian, who in turn was motivated by spoiled psycho Elliot Rodger.
3. Drunk or on drugs
4. ???
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (ujg0T)
4) Has a long running beef with Google
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (TAmPV)
Apply For Unemployment Benefits"
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (+/7JY)
Supposedly mumbling, "I love you, Jesus" when arrested.
I'm going with drugs and/or alcohol on this one.
Posted by: Bert G at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (tOP4K)
Change out the mud often.
Provide fresh water daily.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (Yzubb)
Lol. thats what i read too.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 24, 2019 02:20 PM
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Of course. If it was a white guy we'd know his name, for sure.
LE @ the federal level and in lefty areas have two main duties:
1.) Cover for Democrats
2.) Cover for Muslim terrorists
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (5aX2M)
Simple and to-the-point.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (+/7JY)
Like "Boil"
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (IQUu2)
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (BCg2A)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 02:24 PM (0rsWa)
Double or nothing that I can bite my other eye!
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (IQUu2)
And it will be on all you all's Facebook page, too.
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (JKNZq)
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Eyepatch and a Pirate Arrgh!
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (2LelM)
Good one, rickb223. Taking your advice to heart. The pig appreciates it.
Posted by: creeper at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (NF9CI)
1. Governors (Current or former)
2. Veeps
3. Senators
4. Generals (one could argue that Trump as a Captain of Industry could fit here)
I think we've had as may captains of industry become president as generals (Grant/Eisenhower vs Hoover/Trump)
We have only had three sitting senators become president (Harding, Kennedy, and Obama). Sixteen total former senators have become president but they had other jobs as well like governor in between so that muddies things up a bit.
14 vice presidents have become president but of those Arthur, Roosevelt, Truman, and Johnson took office because of the death of the president so they don't really count.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:21 PM (39g3+)
It makes sense. Doing my history:
2016: Trump (Captain of Industry) defeats Shrillary (Senator)
2012: Obamunist (Senator) defeats Mittens (Governor)
2008: Obamunist (Senator) defeats McLame (Senator)
2004: Bush Jr. (Governor) defeats Kerry (Senator)
2000: Bush Jr. (Governor) defeats narrowly Goreon (Veep and former Senator)
1996: Bubba Clinton (Governor) defeats Dole (Senator)
1992: Bubba Clinton (Governor) defeats Bush Elder (Veep)
1988: Bush Elder (Veep) defeats Ducacas (Governor)
1984: Uncle Ron (Governor) defeats Mondull (Veep)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (IQUu2)
And it will be on all you all's Facebook page, too.
Posted by: ALH
It'll be all over the HQ's home page for a week.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (Yzubb)
Every night at 9:30 pm EST, WKRP in Cincinnati is on one of our local stations.
I love watching it. Reminds me of how cool we all were back then.
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
When it started, I had been working as a DJ myself for a year or two. I couldn't imagine (a) how they could let their records run so long without checking their headphones and (b) how management could run a station with what seemed to be only two DJs.
But I liked it. Especially Jan Smithers as Bailey. A few years later, I married a girl who looked a *lot* like her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:19 PM (6eEQ+)
Mick Mulvaney fits that bill if he can get asshole lessons from Stephen Miller (and I say that with utmost admiration).
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 02:23 PM (I54dk)
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Okay, so this is going to sound crazy....how about Lindsey Graham 2.0.
He's come around on Trump is now a big supporter. He's in line with most of Trumps policies. Experienced. Sense of humor. See's the big picture that the Dem's are batshit crazy.
Downside, he still want's amnesty but if he gets the wall built and shuts down illegal immigration, we'll talk.
Posted by: WisRich at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (8erNz)
Mainly I remember several of the very hot girls in my classes. They've heated up my dreams for a long long time. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (+/7JY)
Like "Boil"
Posted by: ALH at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (uLuPn)
Do you mean Boil Ease? They changed the formula a long while back and got rid of the ingredient that actually works. You can buy ichthammol ointment on Amazon or in a saddlery store since it's the effective ingredient that was removed. Of course the smallest size you can get is a ten-lifetimes supply.
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 02:28 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:22 PM (+/7JY)
oh boy
Posted by: corie b at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (JFO2v)
Boogie With Stye
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic
Rock song - Lucy in the Stye with Diamonds
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (Yzubb)
******
Preparation H, I read that styes and assholes are quite similar
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (DPjeO)
Posted by: Charlotte's Web at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (gou/W)
Oh yeah, Bush Forty-One. Now keep going back, and back, and back from there.
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 02:26 PM (JKNZq)
I think she was the one that Jack told her, Hey Frank over there is under some stress, why don't you swim over there and blow him.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (bLJjI)
winning
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (+/7JY)
1976: Jimmuh (Governor) defeats Ford (Veep, appointed President)
1972: Tricky Dick (Veep) defeats McGovern (Senator)
1968: Tricky Dick (Veep) defeats Humphrey (Veep and Senator)
1964: LBJ (Senator and Veep) defeats Goldwater (Senator)
1960: JFK (Senator) defeats Nixon (Veep)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (ujg0T)
Absolutely this. The Uniparty was already determined never to have another internal upstart like Reagan happen again and then this? I'm glad DJT uses his own hired muscle.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (y7DUB)
Fatboy Slim followed TR, right?
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:29 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 24, 2019 02:25 PM (IQUu2)
MTV 16 and a stye
Posted by: corie b at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (+/7JY)
1. Muslim
2. InCel, motivated by Toronto van attacker Alec Minassian, who in turn was motivated by spoiled psycho Elliot Rodger.
3. Drunk or on drugs
4. ???
Posted by: Curmudgeon
5. Posting on a political discussion site while driv
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (uGKH7)
I don't know about Harding, but otherwise that list suggests Senators are a bad bet.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: REDACTED at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (DPjeO)
Or just make your own with some Yellow Perch Livers, Blackpowder and Vodka.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Nurse! Can you take a look at Bill's prolapsed anus?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (Yzubb)
My husband had some you tube thing on yesterday. There was a new book
out by some woman that was an intern back in the day, and banging John
Kennedy. Really interesting to listen to them fall all over themselves
to talk about how that was acceptable behavior for a President. And they
talked about how Bobby Kennedy ran for President "to reclaim the
throne".
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019
*
*. . .
At B and N last night, I spied a cover for one of those Time/Life books, this one about Jackie K's sense of style. I didn't pick it up, but the contrast between Jackie ca. 1962 and Moochelle ca. 2010( and following) is mind-bending.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (gou/W)
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:27 PM (8erNz)
GHWB was the last one.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (JFO2v)
Jefferson Styeship
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (gou/W)
is that taken orally?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (0rsWa)
Pesach friendly dinner will be Piedmontese ribeye and mashers.
Off to butcher shop.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: Mich Jagger at April 24, 2019 02:32 PM (gou/W)
Unless you count the death or resignation of the president it goes back a LONG ways before Bush the elder for a VP to immediately succeed their president. I think its Martin VanBuren (1832)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (39g3+)
But Reagan had already been CA governor and active in GOP politics for two decades, he wasn't an 'internal upstart'.
Trump is sui generis, and therein lies the threat to the uniparty.
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (8erNz)
Per Supreme Court, Das Polizie have no duty to protect US citizens from criminals, their primary function, now, is protecting the criminals from the US citizens!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (pg90N)
Posted by: Biergood at April 24, 2019 02:30 PM (uGKH7)
-------
LOLOLOL
now off to the butcher
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:31 PM (elsTe)
If Melania were NOT married to a Republican and instead a Democrat First Lady, they would be swooning over her. We know this, and THEY know this.....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (ujg0T)
But I liked it. Especially Jan Smithers as Bailey. A few years later, I married a girl who looked a *lot* like her.
winning
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
Marriage didn't take. She turned out to be something -- hell, a lot -- of a sociopath. But it was fun for the five years it lasted. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: Mark Knopfler at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (DPjeO)
Good one! The pun plus additional bonus wordplay earns you the win.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (+/7JY)
Suppository.
Ace is right on this one Health subject: No true medicine is given orally.
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (gou/W)
well.
A pretty face don't mean no pretty heart.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (elsTe)
Is he of the typical mold? Not by a long shot. But the idea of reimposing strict law as written and getting the Judiciary in order has great appeal to me since it's been neglected for generations.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Bon Bon Jovi at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Kansas at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: JEM at April 24, 2019 02:33 PM (8erNz)
But the worst part is that Trump apparently cannot be blackmailed and he is not dependent on the big money donors, thus he is a fundamental threat to the "proper" way of doing political business!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (f3oO4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 24, 2019 02:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:35 PM (elsTe)
That was Eric Burdon.
I think you are thinking of Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Stye"
Posted by: sunflower at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (I54dk)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (+/7JY)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:37 PM (6eEQ+)
Ginger vs. Mary Ann 2.0?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:38 PM (ujg0T)
He ran a primary challenge to incumbent Gerald Ford. Do you think the GOPe was happy with that?
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 02:38 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Puddin Head - CNN at April 24, 2019 02:40 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2019 02:38 PM (y7DUB)
Obviously not. Nonetheless, Uncle Ron was NOT a complete outsider in the way Trump is.
I am reminded of how the Leftist snivelers used to scoff that Uncle Ron was an actor, never minding that between that and President he was also a Union Boss, Real Estate Developer, Republican Party Chairman, and Governor.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:42 PM (ujg0T)
I don't trust him. At all. I think he'll always revert to type which is to say multi-nationalist, interventionist, big-gov native that will pander as necessary to win elections and then do everything I generally loathe.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: rickb223 at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (Yzubb)
I don't trust him. At all. I think he'll always revert to type which is to say multi-nationalist, interventionist, big-gov native that will pander as necessary to win elections and then do everything I generally loathe.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:44 PM (6eEQ+)
THIS. "We're going to tell the bigots (meaning you and I concerned about the border mess) to shut up...." still infuriates me.
Like pundit Hugh Hewitt, who did much the same to us sounding the alarm about illegal aliens back in 1994, I think Lindsey is not fully trustworthy.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 24, 2019 02:45 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at April 24, 2019 02:46 PM (6eEQ+)
That's a bacteria...
Posted by: human at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: notsothoreau at April 24, 2019 02:49 PM (JKNZq)
445
437 Norman Somebody: "Stye Pilot"
That was "Spirit in the Stye."
"Stye Pilot" was Eric Burden.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 24, 2019
*
*
. . .
All those styes blur in my memory.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2019 02:50 PM (elsTe)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (gou/W)
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What we pay you for? Stupid round eyes!
Posted by: The Chinese at April 24, 2019 02:51 PM (hmR0V)
Posted by: garrett at April 24, 2019 01:43 PM (gou/W)
Yes. This bullshit poisons many areas of foreign and domestic policy Trump wants to change. That's why it enrages me that theres not more overt support by Republicans of what he has accomplished and their firm commitment to his agenda. There on br another Trump and the Dems have to be crushed before his terms are over.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 24, 2019 02:57 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 24, 2019 03:06 PM (T09ml)
September 1969, eh?... let's PONDER that date. Nixon had been in office for about 9 months, & 500000 "workers" were "employed full time" in Viet Nam!
So Trump's policies have created near full employment, something not seen since the nation was at war.
Posted by: mnw at April 24, 2019 03:25 PM (Cssks)
Multiple sources (WSJ; CNBC) say the treaty is expected to be signed in late May or mid-June.
The Chinese invented the abacus, remember? They can count real good, & they know that impeachment is a mirage, with a GOP majority in the Senate.
Posted by: mnw at April 24, 2019 03:33 PM (Cssks)
My poop was bright orange.
Foreshadowing, perhaps? (#OrangePoopBad)
Posted by: stumck at April 24, 2019 05:07 PM (w9Wax)
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