The New Tool of White Supremacy is...
(Rolls 3d6)
...Walking Your Dog While White




He also retweeted this:



The Cuckshed will have a post taking White Dog Supremacy seriously in about three or four weeks.

Remember, Helen Pluckrose et al. published a hoax paper in a Grievance Studies journal claiming that dog parks were a petri dish for rape culture, given that dogs sniff each other's butts there without consent, so this type of nonsense is just plain old common sense on the far left.

By the way, Helen Pluckrose attempted to explain that this mode of thought is not even uncommon on the left. Many people, including a bunch of righties, pounced on her, wrongly believing she was justifying this mode of thought when in fact she's been one of the most important people in exposing the lunacy that has become common wisdom on campuses.

So if you see people dog-piling on her, let them know: Wrong target. She's the brave researcher who examined 10,000 dogs' genitals to find evidence of Dog Sexual Assault.

Or at least that's what she claimed in a paper that was accepted for publication.





Yeah, so people misread that as endorsing this system of irrational thought.

How did they misread it? Well, here's the thing: People are dumb as it is, and on top of that, they're lazy besides. They don't really like reading, not even twitter, which is as brief a medium as one could want.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:00 PM




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1 Damn right.

- Michael Vick

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:01 PM (Lhv0p)

2
Anything too ridiculous for words today will be mandatory thinking tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 08:02 PM (LsBY9)

3 Let's face it, if you are white, you are a racist Nazi deserving of everything bad happening to you. That's their thinking. It is beyond discussion or crying about what they said. They hate you.

Posted by: WOPR at April 23, 2019 08:02 PM (J70i0)

4 White Privilege is the most widespread conspiracy theory of the Left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2019 08:03 PM (oVJmc)

5 King of The Hill already covered this

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 08:03 PM (Izzlo)

6 "Can we make the conservative case for White People to only own cats?" - NRO

Posted by: Boswell at April 23, 2019 08:03 PM (32YRo)

7 This is true because Persins of Colers are afraid of dogs because of what Nixon did to them !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at April 23, 2019 08:03 PM (qM84C)

8
Guess that makes me the whitest, supremest guy on the planet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 08:03 PM (LsBY9)

9 And I'll say it again that it's fascinating to watch the needle get pushed over to outright "White Supremacy" in place of RACIST!! after they burned it out to the point where no one gave a sh*t about the accusation any longer.

Now white people are something worse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (Lhv0p)

10 STRUGGLE SESSIONS FOR EVERYONE!!

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (vDqXW)

11 The best part of the obabaama presidency was all the racial healing.

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (Izzlo)

12
There is no behavior or interaction too innocuous enough it can't be a microagression or serve to reinforce systems of inequality.


This isn't a tweet, it's an excerpt from the Leftist Totalitarian Instruction Manual.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (QBI7Q)

13 To be fair I like my dog more than most people.

Even the white ones.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (/tuJf)

14 Yo! Dogs be racist!

Posted by: April Dumbass Ryan, kollege graduate at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

15 Dogs are a tool of white supremacy and gentrification. That's not just my opinion. There is research that shows how white newcomers dogwalking routes stake out territory. And white owners user their pets to socialize with other white owners excluding minorities.

And to sic them on minorities, amirite?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (Tc1vu)

16 "There is research that..."

Sure.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (6qErC)

17 I don't often think of myself as "supreme", but I am white, so....

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (vDqXW)

18
Wait, the dogwalkers are peeing on hydrants?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 08:05 PM (LsBY9)

19 I'm getting a dog.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2019 08:05 PM (TdMsT)

20 The best part of the obabaama presidency was all the racial healing.

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (Izzlo)


And the dog-eating.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 08:05 PM (ptqGC)

21 Dogs are a tool of white supremacy and gentrification. That's not just my opinion. There is research that shows how white newcomers dogwalking routes stake out territory. And white owners user their pets to socialize with other white owners excluding minorities.

Oh, well, if there's research ... oh wait, social "science" research?

Bwahahaha!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:05 PM (Tc1vu)

22 Helen, I hope my dog sees your right thigh as a meat market bonus .

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 08:05 PM (+0faA)

23

How about if I walk the dog with my yo yo?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 08:05 PM (aKsyK)

24 Was there a question about pets on the census?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:05 PM (Lhv0p)

25 16 "There is research that..."

Sure.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (6qErC

With scientific progress like this, we'll be colonizing the galaxy in five years!

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 08:05 PM (Izzlo)

26 My college professor BIL would take this seriously, not because he's in any sense stupid, but because Leftism and "sensitivity" rushes in to fill the void where sensible religion used to be.

Posted by: Caliban at April 23, 2019 08:06 PM (QE8X6)

27 It's like the Libs are so emboldened that they can throw anything out there, no matter how outrageous, knowing that the MSM, Tech companies and faculty has their back.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2019 08:06 PM (RBOtF)

28 The Nazis had dogs!

I rest my case.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 08:06 PM (vDqXW)

29 What if we get pit bulls, like ghetto denizens? Is that cool, or no?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:06 PM (Tc1vu)

30 "White People need to know that owning dogs is like Trump building the Wall, completely unconstitutional!" - CW Cooke

Posted by: Boswell at April 23, 2019 08:06 PM (32YRo)

31 Don't worry, we'll take care of the dogs.

Posted by: Big City Unionized and Militarized Police at April 23, 2019 08:06 PM (kOpft)

32 25 16 "There is research that..."

Sure.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (6qErC

With scientific progress like this, we'll be colonizing the galaxy in five years!
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 08:05 PM (Izzlo)


Can perpetual motion machines be far behind?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:06 PM (Tc1vu)

33 A blast from the past when Iowahawk was funny:

https://tinyurl.com/yy8ssjbz


We are not in such a bad place as in 2010.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2019 08:07 PM (u82oZ)

34 Ladyl, for real. I just had a new guy come to live with me.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 08:07 PM (+0faA)

35
Next up at The Bulwark: The Conservative Case Against Dogs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 08:07 PM (LsBY9)

36 Say, does anyone know a good way to get white people to pay more attention to skin color and the racial interests of their children?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:07 PM (Lhv0p)

37 As peek stupid approaches infinity. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2019 08:08 PM (Y4EXg)

38 24 Was there a question about pets on the census?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:05 PM (Lhv0p)


And how come pups don't get representation? Or even a vote? Huh? Huh?

And look how many of them get put to death. It's an injustice that cries out for redress!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:08 PM (Tc1vu)

39 And we have a competitor for Beta Beano...

Matzoh O'Rourke

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 08:08 PM (dCvLR)

40 I'm thinking the table is at least a d100, unless there are a ton of sub tables. 3d6 just gives you 16 options

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:08 PM (39g3+)

41 Woof!

Posted by: G marks the spot at April 23, 2019 08:09 PM (Bh++b)

42 Angie @ Ange in the Morning

Recent reports have came out that Howard University feel disrespected by residents using the yard as a dog park.

She be kollege stoont?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

43 As peek stupid approaches infinity. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete

Ah - the ignorance singularity!

Posted by: Boswell at April 23, 2019 08:09 PM (32YRo)

44 "I see White Supremacy everywhere."

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 23, 2019 08:09 PM (WEBkv)

45
This will only end when the last Grievance Studies professor is strangled with the guts of the last Vice Chancellor for Diversity and Climate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 08:09 PM (LsBY9)

46 It must be nice having your most pressing problem be the skin color of the person walking their dog near you.

Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2019 08:09 PM (3DS43)

47 Is this a dog leash dog whistle?

Posted by: G marks the spot at April 23, 2019 08:09 PM (Bh++b)

48 Hola Muchachos.

Como esta ustedes?

Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2019 08:09 PM (htgmn)

49
the effects of white supremacy are so pervasive that they trickle into every crack of our society...

Here he's not making an observation; he's issuing a Decree.

Brainwashing bullshit like this is something you'd read in The Communist Manifesto or in the Koran.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:10 PM (QBI7Q)

50
As peek stupid approaches infinity. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete


We have not yet begun to stupid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

51 Fuck all these fuckers and everyone who thinks like them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 08:10 PM (NWiLs)

52 Dog is a slur!
Dog is a slur!
Dog is a slur!

It's 2019 people, we need to stop this horrible oppression and start using the term "People of Canine".

Posted by: Canine Justice Warriors at April 23, 2019 08:10 PM (tVQUs)

53 And all the black dudes with their pitbulls? Are they tools of white aggression?

Posted by: CleanWillie at April 23, 2019 08:10 PM (TwCsL)

54 All White People are Pigs.

Too bad they own everything.

Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2019 08:10 PM (htgmn)

55 Peak Stupid?

We haven't even reached base camp yet.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2019 08:11 PM (kQs4Y)

56
Awwww, fook!

Is there anything we pale'uns do that hasn't been sussed out by these sooper dooper raycism sniffers?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 08:11 PM (pNxlR)

57 The two most forgotten names in history-Bo and Sunny.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 08:11 PM (+0faA)

58
Make no mistake, this piece of shit totalitarian is using his twitter platform like a muslim imam instructing his followers to find evil fault in every white person and in everything they do.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:11 PM (QBI7Q)

59 alicia sanchez gill.
@aliciasanchez
white folks, I don't care how nice your dog is, dogs have been used as a tool of white control, dominance and violence, from slavery, through civil rights to police dogs today.


What's her beef? Did we ever use dogs on Mexicans? And why is she bleating about slavery and civil rights? She's Hispanic, not black.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:12 PM (Tc1vu)

60 What if we get pit bulls, like ghetto denizens? Is that cool, or no?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:06 PM (Tc1vu)

-

We went to a few pounds recently to find a dog for the family. I'd wager a paycheck 80% of the dogs are pit bulls and mixes. It's tragic. Gone are the days of going and finding a sweet little mutt.

We ended up checking out the bulletin boards at vet offices instead. Lots of free to good home dogs there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:12 PM (Lhv0p)

61 This shit is beyond stupid. I walk my dog for exercise for both of us and to get her to take a shit! I never once thought of it to display my supremacy. What in the actual fck?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:12 PM (xR1UF)

62 46 It must be nice having your most pressing problem be the skin color of the person walking their dog near you.
Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2019 08:09 PM (3DS43)

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I'd like to know if this columnist (columnist, calumny...makes one wonder, doesn't it?) did his own research and is willing to ritually sacrifice himself for being a white supremacist.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 23, 2019 08:12 PM (WEBkv)

63 For Grievance Studies the D100 table reads as such

1-99 - Blame Whitey
00 - Blame Whitey's Dog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 08:12 PM (dCvLR)

64

I see Supreme White.
I see Supreme Dalek.
I see Supreme Pizza.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 08:12 PM (aKsyK)

65 We haven't even reached base camp yet.



Posted by: All Hail Eris
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I fear you may be correct.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 23, 2019 08:12 PM (Y4EXg)

66 My God, these people are dumber than a box of hammers

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - from my we todd did phone at April 23, 2019 08:12 PM (VcFUs)

67 You know who else walked his dog?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 08:13 PM (t6MX/)

68 Does WeaselDog count? She's Mexican!

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 08:13 PM (/cei1)

69 Next up - our dogs will be paying reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2019 08:13 PM (RBOtF)

70 I'mmmm sooooo happppppy.

Posted by: Droopy at April 23, 2019 08:13 PM (t2bCc)

71 66 My God, these people are dumber than a box of hammers
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - from my we todd did phone at April 23, 2019 08:12 PM (VcFUs)
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And not nearly as useful.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 23, 2019 08:14 PM (WEBkv)

72 68 Does WeaselDog count? She's Mexican!
Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 08:13 PM (/cei1)
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Does she have a little sombrero?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2019 08:14 PM (kQs4Y)

73
The Laws of Thermodynamics are pale'uns ace in the hole at keeping down all peepul o' kolor!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 08:14 PM (pNxlR)

74 "white folks, I don't care how nice your dog is, dogs have been used as a tool of white control, dominance and violence, from slavery, through civil rights to police dogs today."

Yea, my 12lbs. dog is certainly a tool of dominance and violence. If you're one of her stuffed animals or bones. Da Fuq.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:14 PM (xR1UF)

75 Piers Morgan is actually sounding reasonable and rational these days, as long as you stay away from 2a issues. Being freed up from CNN must have helped, but it is still kind of strange. This is a cats living with dogs weird kind of turn of events.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 23, 2019 08:14 PM (DcvEC)

76 My analysis of this nonsense is very simple.

Racists see racism everywhere. When they "call out" racism they are merely projecting their own racism on to their target.

They believe this also inoculates them from similarly being called out.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2019 08:14 PM (EZebt)

77 55 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

You get an ice axe, and you get an ice axe, and everyone on AoS HQ gets an ice axe.

Remember, the Left are Trotsyites.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2019 08:14 PM (u82oZ)

78 I wonder why dog pounds don't just start labeling pit bulls as springer spaniels and chocolate labs?

That's how science works now, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (Lhv0p)

79 I walk my dog for exercise for both of us and to get her to take a shit! I never once thought of it to display my supremacy. What in the actual fck?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:12 PM (xR1UF)


Exercise and dropping the obamas off at the pool are tools of white supremacy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (t6MX/)

80 72 68 Does WeaselDog count? She's Mexican!
Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 08:13 PM (/cei1)
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Does she have a little sombrero?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2019 08:14 PM (kQs4Y)
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Why yes, yes she does!

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (/cei1)

81
More stupid: A "professor" says treating everyone equally is racist.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (QBI7Q)

82 When everything is racist... nothing will be.

Posted by: Syndrome at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (t2bCc)

83 I don't tend to respond to insane random people like this because well its like reacting to the kid in grade school that's acting up just to get attention.

But the problem is the crazy these people come up with shows up tomorrow in the mouths of those in power and influence.

It used to be that lunatics like this were in the fringes, writing screeds in free newspapers given away in coffee shops and record stores. They hung out at the bus station smoking cloves and bitching about the man.

Today they're driving the policies of government, business, and entertainment -- even churches. That's what's changed. Not that there's more of them, but that people are actually listening to them. Its like giving credence to the hobo mumbling into his sack containing a bottle of Old English Malt Liquor.

"Whats that? Your dog told you we should outlaw keychains? BRILLIANT!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (39g3+)

84 One of the most annoying parts of the people misreading Helen Pluckrose is that her thread is a clear, simple but not simplistic, and helpful primer to the theoretical underpinnings of post-modern thought.


Also if there is no interaction too innocuous to be outside of systems of oppression, why try? Seriously. If there is absolutely nothing that I can do that isn't wrong, why should I bother trying at all?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (GbPPJ)

85 We haven't even reached base camp yet.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2019 08:11 PM (kQs4Y)
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I'd laugh, but, yeah, you're probably onto something.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (WEBkv)

86 We went to a few pounds recently to find a dog for the family. I'd wager a paycheck 80% of the dogs are pit bulls and mixes. It's tragic. Gone are the days of going and finding a sweet little mutt.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:12 PM (Lhv0p)


We've had exactly the same experience.

And I'm damned if I'm going to have a pit bull or pit bull mix in my home. That's right out of the question. Nitwits commonly say, "Oh, but they're so nice and sweet." Everything is nice and sweet until it isn't, and in the case of a pit bull, I suspect it's just a matter of time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (Tc1vu)

87
Anyone who is aces with doing tricks with a yoyo and can "walk the dog" is thumbing their nose at all POCs.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (pNxlR)

88 Breathing while white-WHITE SUPREMACY!!
Give me my payoff now and my award from CUNY.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (FSPNP)

89 76
Racists see racism everywhere. When they "call out" racism they are merely projecting their own racism on to their target.

They believe this also inoculates them from similarly being called out.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 23, 2019 08:14 PM (EZebt)


Yeah, those days are over.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

90 68 Does WeaselDog count? She's Mexican!
Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 08:13 PM (/cei1)
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Does she have a little sombrero?

Posted by: All Hail Eris,


And does she post memes for vocabulary words?

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - from my we todd did phone at April 23, 2019 08:16 PM (VcFUs)

91 I'm worried about dog poops, too. I mean, think about it. Dogs poop all the time, right? And poops are warm. I just wonder what impact all those poops have on global warming. I mean think about it. Everybody has a dog. And all those dogs are pooping. Am I right?

Posted by: AOC at April 23, 2019 08:16 PM (QE8X6)

92 Also if there is no interaction too innocuous to be outside of systems of oppression, why try? Seriously. If there is absolutely nothing that I can do that isn't wrong, why should I bother trying at all?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (GbPPJ)
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Divide and conquer. Turn neighbor against neighbor, make everyone suspicious of everything and everyone while making government into a benign entity that will make things right.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 23, 2019 08:16 PM (WEBkv)

93 78 I wonder why dog pounds don't just start labeling pit bulls as springer spaniels and chocolate labs?

That's how science works now, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (Lhv0p)


Good point. Just convince the pit bulls that they identify as golden retrievers. Problem solved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:16 PM (Tc1vu)

94 All White People are Pigs.

Too bad they own everything.
Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2019 08:10 PM (htgmn)

We can fix that...

Posted by: The ANC at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (tVQUs)

95 We went to a few pounds recently to find a dog for the family. I'd wager a paycheck 80% of the dogs are pit bulls and mixes. It's tragic. Gone are the days of going and finding a sweet little mutt.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:12 PM (Lhv0p)

We've had exactly the same experience.

And I'm damned if I'm going to have a pit bull or pit bull mix in my home. That's right out of the question. Nitwits commonly say, "Oh, but they're so nice and sweet." Everything is nice and sweet until it isn't, and in the case of a pit bull, I suspect it's just a matter of time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at A



that's just stupid. you either know dogs or you don't

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (MTjB1)

96 I used to take my dog with me when I did a shift in my in-laws liquor store. If you moved your hand one centimeter over the counter he was going to bite it off.

Not racist just deliberate.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (+0faA)

97 the biggest fucking lie they told me growing up was that Martin Luther King perfectly represented the black community's desire for a colorblind and harmonious society.

Man, they really sold that one. I look back on it now with real anger and cynicism.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (xFkiy)

98 "When they came for my white neighbor's dog, I said nothing. And when they came for my white neighbor's cat, I said nothing. So, no one was around when they came for my hamster, damn" - Shep

Posted by: Boswell at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (32YRo)

99 Seriously. If there is absolutely nothing that I can do that isn't wrong, why should I bother trying at all?

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Ah, marriage.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (Lhv0p)

100 You get an ice axe, and you get an ice axe, and everyone on AoS HQ gets an ice axe.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2019 08:14 PM (u82oZ)


But I didn't axe for one!

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (t+qrx)

101 This is hilarious - in my part of Texas EVERY black family owns a BIG dog. And the mescans all keep pit bulls around because they love to fight 'em.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (V2Yro)

102 I ate dogs to help end oppression.

Posted by: SCOAMF at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (t2bCc)

103 Well, time to eat and watch baseball.

Have a good one!

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (WEBkv)

104
And does she post memes for vocabulary words?
Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - from my we todd did phone at April 23, 2019 08:16 PM (VcFUs)
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Can't post. No thumbs.

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (/cei1)

105 Damn It! NOW what are going to use to secretly repress brown folks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (t6MX/)

106 Going back to the more normal nick... or at least normal for this place.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (Clxcy)

107 Getting pretty close to white people continuing to exist is White Supremacy. They'll get to it eventually, I suppose. I wonder how all the white progs will square that circle.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (dYe5S)

108 And I'm damned if I'm going to have a pit bull or pit bull mix in my home. That's right out of the question. Nitwits commonly say, "Oh, but they're so nice and sweet." Everything is nice and sweet until it isn't, and in the case of a pit bull, I suspect it's just a matter of time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM

Yep. It's a ticking time bomb. Any animal can lose their shit. But if mine does you might need a band aid or at worst a few stiches. If a pit bull loses it you're going to need a new spleen, liver and children. Fuck that. Sorry pit owners. Not buying it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (xR1UF)

109 "Whats that? Your dog told you we should outlaw keychains? BRILLIANT!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:15 PM (39g3+)


David Berkowitz was just ahead of his time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:18 PM (Tc1vu)

110
Why, yes, I may be a pit bull, but I identify as a chihuahua.

Wanna make somethin' of it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 08:18 PM (pNxlR)

111 wonder why dog pounds don't just start labeling pit bulls as springer spaniels and chocolate labs?

That's how science works now, right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at A




you know, if you look into the labeling of dogs as pitbulls and pit bull mixes you will find that there is no single standard and that the standard varies from region to region.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:18 PM (MTjB1)

112 That post hurt my brain.

Seriously, I was not aware a human being could be that stupid.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 08:18 PM (sy5kK)

113
A Whiteness professor, I shit you not, says white people who treat all races equally are actually the most dangerous white people.

She said this as a guest lecturer at Boston Univ.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:18 PM (QBI7Q)

114 Racists see racism everywhere. When they "call out" racism they are merely projecting their own racism on to their target.

Sure, these are people unable to understand or think of anything differently, so they presume what they believe is true of everyone. Its why rule 1 about the left is true: what they accuse others of, they are already doing or would in their place. Because they know nothing else and can imagine nothing else.

One of the sure signs of mental disturbance is an inability to feel empathy or view things from another's perspective. The left is wracked with this madness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:18 PM (39g3+)

115 So, basically, it's all F___ us and the dogs we rode in on. What did that guy say in O Brother? "Come on, George, not the livestock..."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at April 23, 2019 08:18 PM (Clxcy)

116 Dogs are better judges of character than most people. No wonder leftists hate them

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 08:18 PM (Izzlo)

117
Damn It! NOW what are going to use to secretly repress brown folks.


Budgies!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 08:19 PM (pNxlR)

118 "white people who treat all races equally are actually the most dangerous white people. "

**********

somewhere in the past 3-5 years, I stopped being part of that particular problem

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at April 23, 2019 08:19 PM (xFkiy)

119 you know, would be more that willing to substitute some black supremacy things for white supremacy things if someone would suggest some.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:20 PM (MTjB1)

120 I sort of like the idea of people that throw trash in the street next to the meth addicts and will-work-for-food scammers getting pissed at someone's dog pooping on the same street.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:20 PM (Lhv0p)

121 >>"There is research that shows."

This is great. We are rapidly approaching the day when no one really believes what "research" really says anymore.

Posted by: Caliban at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (QE8X6)

122 Fuck that. Sorry pit owners. Not buying it.

Posted by: Minnfidel

But..but..Pit Bulls and Parolees in Animal Channel!

Posted by: Boswell at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (32YRo)

123 when everyone is complaining about white supremacy, do they take into account whether the white supremacy practice is actually superior to the alternatives?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (MTjB1)

124 early OT but... Andy McKean Iowa congressman leaves republican party because he cannot support but can get behind Dems in the 2020 election.. what an ass...
https://tinyurl.com/y5t2fgvf

Posted by: sOME mORON at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (k3N8X)

125 Seriously. If there is absolutely nothing that I can do that isn't wrong, why should I bother trying at all?

-

Ah, marriage.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (Lhv0p)


I was going to say, it's like a toxic relationship.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (GbPPJ)

126 I once knew somebody who had a dog that really didn't like black people. I think it's because he just wasn't around them much and didn't know what to think when he saw one.

Posted by: Mark1971 at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (xPl2J)

127 Hogmartin:

"I went on down to the Audubon Zoo, and Dey all axe for you
they all axe for you
they all axe for you
they even inquired aboutcha"

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (Clxcy)

128 How long before they just out and out say "every single thing a white person does, has done or will do until the end of time is racist?"

/yeah, talk about peak stupidity

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (TYC2c)

129 Its OK to be a white dog.

Posted by: Brett at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (1T0t0)

130
The speed at which this MADNESS is spreading is most alarming.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (QBI7Q)

131 Yep. It's a ticking time bomb. Any animal can lose their shit. But if mine does you might need a band aid or at worst a few stiches. If a pit bull loses it you're going to need a new spleen, liver and children. Fuck that. Sorry pit owners. Not buying it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (xR1UF)


I've seen pit bulls in action, and there is NO WAY I'd ever have one. One was running loose, and a neighbor and I corraled it and put a leash on it while we looked for its owner. The dog was perfectly fine ... until he saw another neighbor walking his dog on a leash.

Then the pit bull instantly went from Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde, lungeing at the other dog, straining at the leash, snarling viciously. I weigh 180 lbs, and I had to brace myself and struggle to hold the damned dog back, because he clearly meant business.

Thank God we had a leash on the pit bull before he saw the other dog.

Then there's the time two pit bulls attacked our golden retriever ... so yeah, fuck pit bulls.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (Tc1vu)

132 Man, they really sold that one. I look back on it now with real anger and cynicism.

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (xFkiy)
---
Do you remember gay people only want to do what they want to do in the privacy of their own bedroom? It's all about two consenting adults--and levied cake-bakers and florists!

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (vDqXW)

133 The Democrats are in the Free-Base camp

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 08:22 PM (dCvLR)

134 She said this as a guest lecturer at Boston Univ.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:18 PM (QBI7Q)

-

I read an article the other day on "the root" where the author used the phrase "white people gonna white people."

Apparently that's okay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:22 PM (Lhv0p)

135 107 Getting pretty close to white people continuing to exist is White Supremacy. They'll get to it eventually, I suppose. I wonder how all the white progs will square that circle.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 23, 2019 08:17 PM (dYe5S)


Same as the Useful Idiots always do when they're stood up against the wall. Beg and plead that they were loyal foot soldiers for the Revolution.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

136 116 Dogs are better judges of character than most people. No wonder leftists hate them
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 08:18 PM (Izzlo)


Hence their reaction to Mohammed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:22 PM (Tc1vu)

137 blah, blah, blah

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:22 PM (MTjB1)

138 arly OT but... Andy McKean Iowa congressman leaves republican party because he cannot support but can get behind Dems in the 2020 election.. what an ass...

Another one who's going to side with the communists and then go home to his secure gated burbclave somewhere very far from the big cities to retire.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at April 23, 2019 08:22 PM (Clxcy)

139
How long before they just out and out say "every single thing a white person does, has done or will do until the end of time is racist?"


They just did.

He literally says that in his tweets. And others agreed with him!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:23 PM (QBI7Q)

140 And also understood since there was no explanation regarding what "white peopling" is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:23 PM (Lhv0p)

141 It's not OK to be a white cat.

Black cats lives matter.

But only the first 6 of them. The rest are racist. Because 7 ate 9.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at April 23, 2019 08:23 PM (1T0t0)

142 Hi-freakin'-larious!!

Bets on when they decide breathing is oppressive white behavior???

Keep exploring this absurdity, you freaks.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 08:23 PM (W+vEI)

143 you know, would be more that willing to substitute some black supremacy things for white supremacy things if someone would suggest some.

Blues, jazz, zydeco, and long distance track and field > disco, muzak, Justin Bieber, and lacrosse

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:23 PM (39g3+)

144
Do you know who else had a dog?!?!?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 08:23 PM (j3vpe)

145
This isn't about fiucking dogs.

This is just a new leftist attack on white people.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:24 PM (QBI7Q)

146 The same people are demanding I give money for something I didn't do to people who didn't have anything done to them.

They are pretty good at demanding. I'm not that good at being told what to do.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 08:24 PM (/tuJf)

147 113 A Whiteness professor, I shit you not, says white people who treat all races equally are actually the most dangerous white people.

She said this as a guest lecturer at Boston Univ.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:18 PM (QBI7Q)

A perfesser of whiteness? WTFF?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 08:24 PM (t6MX/)

148 Huh. Turns out inbreeding is as bad for dogs as it is for humans. Or is it the other way 'round?

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 23, 2019 08:24 PM (RuIsu)

149 About Americans (mostly Anglo-sphere heritage, but not all):

Cue the Monty Python list in Life of Brian on What have the Romans ever done for us?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2019 08:24 PM (u82oZ)

150 Pit bulls are bred to hunt wild hogs.. and have killed many babies... https://tinyurl.com/y6tsnhmk

Posted by: sOME mORON at April 23, 2019 08:24 PM (k3N8X)

151 And I've probably been overusing that word lately, but it seems to describe so much. In spite of the fact that that author now bugs me so much I can barely stand to read the reviews of his books.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at April 23, 2019 08:24 PM (Clxcy)

152

Three Dog Night - now with three times the white supremacy!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 08:24 PM (j3vpe)

153 doggie is begging KTY for potato chips right now
so much white oppression

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 08:24 PM (dm05u)

154 This is a matter we need to take a stand on. There are three issues.

One is, it's a way to control white people. Just like we've been told we cannot say certain words or wear red caps, this is the spreading of that attempt at greater control. (Note already-calling a white person who disagrees "fragile" -- weak -- has been normalized in hope of shaming them into agreement. No.)

Two, it's aligning themselves with the muslims. With both the left AND the muslims going on about this, the muslims will get their way, with the left acting as useful idiots. All they have to do was slip is a word about racism and it will be automatically believed. No one ever says no, that's not racist. They "behave."

Three, it's interfering with our culture of having animals as companions. In muslim countries, animals are raped and mistreated; little children are taught to kill by practicing with animals to get used to the blood and gore. They want to take away something precious to us as a show of supremacy.

There will prob be laughing, ridiculing replies to this piece and that's good, but we need to take it seriously, as well. No, privileged people are not permitted to tell us whether or not we can have animals - does not matter if they're muslim, leftists, blacks, whatever.

They want to stigmatize yet another common behavior -- but only for white people. They will continue to pick things out and attempt to deny them to us as a show of power. We must not agree to this.

PS. Think it's paranoid? Look how "accepting" gays overturned the meaning of marriage and led to the cult of the transgender, completely beating a rival victim, women, by taking over their sports and invading their bathrooms and dressing rooms. Now they're normalizing it for our children.

Posted by: c'mon? at April 23, 2019 08:24 PM (aXjWL)

155 . . . when Helen Pluckrose bent over

Rover drove her

'cause Rover had a bone of his own! Yo!!!

Posted by: Diceman Nursery Rhymes at April 23, 2019 08:24 PM (q1Pj5)

156 Fug em all.. ok you got me I'm a racist..

Posted by: sOME mORON at April 23, 2019 08:25 PM (k3N8X)

157 White people breathin' and shit! That SO racist!

Posted by: Homeboy at April 23, 2019 08:25 PM (vDqXW)

158 you know, would be more that willing to substitute some black supremacy things for white supremacy things if someone would suggest some.

Blues, jazz, zydeco, and long distance track and field > disco, muzak, Justin Bieber, and lacrosse
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at A



sure, but who invented those instruments, events, and electrical devices?

cultural appropriation of white things much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:25 PM (MTjB1)

159 so, if a white liberal says that every single thing a white person does is racist, shouldn't that white liberal do the right thing and off himself? You know, to stop the white supremacy that he is invoking by simply existing?

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 23, 2019 08:25 PM (TYC2c)

160 Barack Obama says white dogs are delicious.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at April 23, 2019 08:25 PM (1T0t0)

161 >>I read an article the other day on "the root" where the author used the phrase "white people gonna white people."


Well, anything else would be cultural oppression, which I hear is baaaaad!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 08:25 PM (W+vEI)

162
Andy McKean Iowa congressman leaves republican party because he cannot support but can get behind Dems in the 2020 election.

No loss. A state rep who's been voting with Democrats in Iowa for decades.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:25 PM (QBI7Q)

163 130


The speed at which this MADNESS is spreading is most alarming.





Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM (QBI7Q)


It is not a coincidence that the attendance at gun ranges is increasing as well.
"Preparation".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 08:25 PM (sy5kK)

164 This isn't about fiucking dogs.

Thank God!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 08:26 PM (V2Yro)

165
"Arf!" she said.

- Evelyn, a modified dog.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 23, 2019 08:26 PM (HaL55)

166 Mitt Romney loves to kill the black dogs, the racist.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at April 23, 2019 08:26 PM (1T0t0)

167 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:21 PM

They are beautiful animals, but they are still animals at the end of the day. There are too many incidences of them turning on their owners and others. Any dog can lose it. Pits and their variants are very powerful. They are a muscle with 4 legs. And if they go nuts, you're going to have a really bad day. It's just stupid to have one, especially if you have a family.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:26 PM (xR1UF)

168
Once the POCs figure out that all their talk, talk, talk paleface allies are White, look out! Just desserts will be the order of the day.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 08:26 PM (pNxlR)

169 Do you remember gay people only want to do what they want to do in the privacy of their own bedroom? It's all about two consenting adults--and levied cake-bakers and florists

-

Imagine going back in time and smiling as you told those kind hearted people who believed they could avoid slippery slopes that their acceptance would end women's sports as the world knows them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:26 PM (Lhv0p)

170 They've reached that stage Alex describes using the phrase "Look at that _____ eating crackers like she owns the place."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at April 23, 2019 08:26 PM (Clxcy)

171 bulls are bred to hunt wild hogs.. and have killed many babies... https://tinyurl.com/y6tsnhmk
Posted by: sOME mORON at A


sure, that is a reliable source.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:26 PM (MTjB1)

172 blah, blah, blah

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:22 PM (MTjB1)


and yada, yada, yada

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2019 08:26 PM (q1Pj5)

173
Dogs are a tool of white supremacy and gentrification. That's not just my opinion. There is research that shows how white newcomers dogwalking routes stake out territory. And white owners user their pets to socialize with other white owners excluding minorities.



Research? Who did the research some lefty loser who was probably so stoned they walked in dog droppings and then decided that said droppings were whitey out to get him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 08:27 PM (j3vpe)

174 I wonder how many White Leftists will actually euthanize their dogs over this?

Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 08:27 PM (tVQUs)

175 Can't wait for the outrage mob to go after Little Orphan Annie and her dog.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 08:27 PM (dCvLR)

176

Michael Vick: I wasn't abusing dogs. I was fighting whitey's oppression!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (j3vpe)

177 I'm going to say this and you can all judge me accordingly

Somebody dumped a pit bull at my house I fed him and gave him a chance knowing full well what might happen. I even gave him a good Moron name.

I had to put some horses out so I chained him.

He broke the chain and went to attack one of my horses.

When my horse finally stomped him enough he came back. Decision time, the pound was going to kill him with this info so I did it myself, knowing there was no other choice.

I shot this dog because there was no other answer.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (+0faA)

178 148
Huh. Turns out inbreeding is as bad for dogs as it is for humans. Or is it the other way 'round?

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 23, 2019 08:24 PM (RuIsu)


I'm proud the average IQ of my native country's people is 68!
And I know how we do it, too!

Posted by: Ilhan Bro-Fo at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (sy5kK)

179 Each little step the left takes like this turns more white people away. Its like watching a crowd that gets bored, a few at a time, little groups turn away over and over as time goes on.

They'll put up with and even agree with stuff until they don't, and it dawns on them that this whole combined stack of stuff is just crap. There's always the dedicated core that will be there no matter what up to the point they're up against the wall like rickl said. But the rest, turn away.

Which is what has happened with Trump and Democrats. They've almost totally lost white voters who are still the single largest ethnic block in America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (39g3+)

180 Remember that time the English pointer attacked that group of preschoolers?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (Lhv0p)

181 Helen Pluckrose is funny and smart and she has an amazing name

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (XROPS)

182 There's research that shows this? Well then, it must be true. Who am I to doubt science?

Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2019 08:29 PM (NbRJx)

183 pit bulls were bred for bull-baiting, a bloody and brutal sport popular in the middle ages.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 08:29 PM (V2Yro)

184 You got that right!

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at April 23, 2019 08:29 PM (32YRo)

185
My dog pees in your yard so I don't have to.

Pray that I don't start leaving my loads on your lawns.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 08:29 PM (pNxlR)

186
He broke the chain and went to attack one of my horses.

That dog was an asshole. Good riddance.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:29 PM (QBI7Q)

187 Can't wait for the outrage mob to go after Little Orphan Annie and her dog.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 08:27 PM (dCvLR)

Her white dog. Who is obviously blind.

All dog lives matter.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at April 23, 2019 08:29 PM (1T0t0)

188 I think they have gone full retard.

Posted by: Max Power at April 23, 2019 08:29 PM (q177U)

189
Imagine going back in time and smiling as you told those kind hearted people who believed they could avoid slippery slopes that their acceptance would end women's sports as the world knows them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:26 PM (Lhv0p)


One of my best friends is a guy--a psychologist--who is about as far left as he could possibly be. At dinner last week, I asked him about transgender people playing women's sports. He admitted it is a disaster for women.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2019 08:29 PM (TdMsT)

190
And that's the truth -- some dogs, like people, are No Good.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:30 PM (QBI7Q)

191

If you listen to the lyrics of the Led Zeppelin song Black Dog upside down it's really Edelweiss

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 08:30 PM (j3vpe)

192 that they trickle into every crack"

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 23, 2019 08:30 PM (6qErC)

193 Isn't it clear by now that demonizing innocent behavior in order to make all whites racists will cause an increase in tribal behavior? Not just by the so-called aggrieved, but by whites too, as they realize that content of character is a dead notion and skin color is your tribal uniform.

Good thing for all the other colors of the rainbow that whites no longer have a survival instinct as a group, and will actually go quietly into the dark. But after that, it'll be all against all.

Too bad I'll be dead instead of popping popcorn.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 23, 2019 08:30 PM (z79tQ)

194 sure, that is a reliable source.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:26 PM

Do you know why most insurance companies won't cover them? It's called statistics and probability. The same as someone who's had 6 DWI's. More than likely they are going to eventually kill someone. It's not arbitrary. Look, I love dogs and I think pits and their variants are beautiful. But if you want to deny that they aren't more dangerous than other breeds feel free.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:30 PM (xR1UF)

195 I FIND THIS WHOLE THREAD KINDA FUNNY BECAUSE I OWN A DOG.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 23, 2019 08:30 PM (tVQUs)

196 Wiping your ass is a tool of the white supremacy! I implore all Lefties to protest this oppressive behavior and use your bare hands! And don't get me started on washing your hands afterward using soap, indoor plumbing, and water!

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 23, 2019 08:30 PM (WqPYg)

197 Pray that I don't start leaving my loads on your lawns.



I hear the streets of Frisco and LA are ideal for that sort of activity. In fact, it's even encouraged there.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 23, 2019 08:30 PM (TYC2c)

198
I can't wait until my Leftarded Prog lesbian neighbor who has three German short-hairs sees that.

And she will because she's part of the "resistance." She's been to protests and everything.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 23, 2019 08:30 PM (HaL55)

199 * with toilet paper -- ugh

Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 23, 2019 08:31 PM (WqPYg)

200 Zack Wheeler is beating the Phillies all by himself.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

201 Which is what has happened with Trump and Democrats. They've almost totally lost white voters who are still the single largest ethnic block in America.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (39g3+)
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But that works for them. Just imagine how racist it will be voting with white people!

Once the Dems have turned away all the Europeans, thye can easily suggest that only racists vote Republican.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 08:31 PM (vDqXW)

202 And that's the truth -- some dogs, like people, are No Good.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:30 PM (QBI7Q)

And they are all white.

Its not OK to be white. Or a dog. Or a white dog.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at April 23, 2019 08:31 PM (1T0t0)

203 Are some of these "far left" people secretly right wing trolls playing some kind of con?

Posted by: Max Power at April 23, 2019 08:31 PM (q177U)

204 Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (+0faA)

Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Good on you for not pawning off your problem animals on someone else.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 08:31 PM (t6MX/)

205 I shot this dog because there was no other answer.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (+0faA)

You did the right thing. And I think it's always right for anyone to take on the responsibility of performing an unpleasant but necessary act themselves, when possible.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 08:32 PM (V2Yro)

206 What. Losers.

No wonder they keep thinking we're "supreme".

Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2019 08:32 PM (8ruUE)

207 German short hairs are notoriously violent dogs. Bred into them since the 1600s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:32 PM (Lhv0p)

208 So will there be an after Saturday Chess thread for those who feel the pet thread is perpetuating our discrimination against non pet owners?

Posted by: Quilp at April 23, 2019 08:32 PM (Bf3hj)

209 179 CRT

You said it!

I worry where all this leads, not for ME, but for my kids.

Posted by: mnw at April 23, 2019 08:32 PM (Cssks)

210 And that's the truth -- some dogs, like people, are No Good.

Yep. And the size matters. If a chihuahua is crazy and mean they hurt a bit when they bite. If a Himalayan Mastiff is, its going to eat your entire family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:32 PM (39g3+)

211 When my horse finally stomped him enough he came
back. Decision time, the pound was going to kill him with this info
so I did it myself, knowing there was no other choice.



I shot this dog because there was no other answer.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (+0faA)


You did a every other living thing a kindness by that act.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 23, 2019 08:32 PM (q1Pj5)

212 >>And white owners user their pets to socialize with other white owners excluding minorities.


All of that is perfectly normal behavior except for the last part tacked on to make in intersectional.
It is not to the exclusion of minorities - dog people are friendly with other dog people, period. You wanna feel less excluded? Go to a dog parks and compliment the dog owners on their pretty/beautiful/whatever dog and you'll be welcome and make friends.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 08:33 PM (W+vEI)

213
Its not OK to be white. Or a dog. Or a white dog.
Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at April 23, 2019 08:31 PM (1T0t0)
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WeaselDog has white butt fur.

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 08:33 PM (Ku980)

214 146 The same people are demanding I give money for something I didn't do to people who didn't have anything done to them.

The operative part of that statement is "The same people are demanding I give money."

Earning something is apparently not in their skill set. Demanding money for turning food into shit, is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:33 PM (Tc1vu)

215
203 Are some of these "far left" people secretly right wing trolls playing some kind of con?


Funny you should say that because when shit likes backfires on the Left they'll say...

it was Russian bots!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:33 PM (QBI7Q)

216 Once the Dems have turned away all the Europeans, thye can easily suggest that only racists vote Republican.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 08:31 PM (vDqXW)

And in fact, by then they'll be right, and nobody will give a shit anymore.

Because once everyone's Racist, then No One is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 08:33 PM (V2Yro)

217 This post reminds me...

It bothers me that PDT doesn't have a dog, and doesn't want a dog. Why, it's even possible he may not like dogs! That's not good. Not good at all.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 08:33 PM (NtglE)

218 I guess White Supremacy is proof of Black Inferiority. I mean, everything that White's wanted to implement to gain and maintain their control of everything occurred. Apparently, blacks failed at implementing even basketball courts. I'm surprised the Chinese didn't notice White people's deviousness. I guess they were too busy building the Great Wall, making Kung Fu movies, and starving every 7 years to realize the master plan.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 23, 2019 08:33 PM (3sjI6)

219 Do you know why most insurance companies won't cover them? It's called statistics and probability. The same as someone who's had 6 DWI's. More than likely they are going to eventually kill someone. It's not arbitrary. Look, I love dogs and I think pits and their variants are beautiful. But if you want to deny that they aren't more dangerous than other breeds feel free.
Posted by: Minnfidel at A




you know why that bs? because most insurance companies know that it is nearly impossible to reliably identify a dog as a pitbull.

the only dog attack I have ever been involved in is when a neighors black lab, nearly tore the leg off of my beagle.

you find some reputable study backing up any of this voodoo, hoodoo, and all kinds of weird shit dog nonsense and get back to me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:34 PM (MTjB1)

220 * with toilet paper -- ugh
Posted by: ShainS -- Born Again Easter Worshipper at April 23, 2019 08:31 PM (WqPYg)
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Toilet paper be WHITE!

Posted by: Woke at April 23, 2019 08:34 PM (vDqXW)

221 WeaselDog has white butt fur.

So the dog surrenders while running away?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 08:34 PM (dCvLR)

222 German short hairs are notoriously violent dogs. Bred into them since the 1600s.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:32 PM (Lhv0p)

That's because they are Nietzscheans or Nazis. All Germans are white, and therefore are Nazis. QED.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at April 23, 2019 08:34 PM (1T0t0)

223 But that works for them.

Not unless they can import huge numbers of non-whites and convince them to vote Democrat. Which is the plan, of course.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:34 PM (39g3+)

224 Ben Had

A tough path, but your character shined in taking the needed action yourself.

I'd only worry if you told the person that gave you the dog "That's One." Just the punchline.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2019 08:34 PM (u82oZ)

225 pit bulls were bred for bull-baiting, a bloody and brutal sport popular in the middle ages.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 08:29 PM (V2Yro)


Bull-baiting is still practiced by many of the notables of the super-serious right-wing commentariat cruise set.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 08:34 PM (t+qrx)

226 I have just returned from walking my dog and then I see this on Ace.

I am proud of my dog and the things he does for me. He walks me every evening so that we can be supremacist haters. Yeah, that's what it is. He hates people so much that he sits down very nicely, wags his tail furiously to sweep the ground behind him and looks longingly at everyone he meets so that they can pet his head.

Yeah, we're haters that way.

Posted by: Gork at April 23, 2019 08:34 PM (VmQ66)

227 Pray that I don't start leaving my loads on your lawns.

I hear the streets of Frisco and LA are ideal for that sort of activity. In fact, it's even encouraged there.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 23, 2019 08:30 PM (TYC2c)

Nonsense! This kind of thing never happens in here San Francisco; nobody has lawns!

Posted by: San Francisco Municipal Government at April 23, 2019 08:34 PM (tVQUs)

228 180 Remember that time the English pointer attacked that group of preschoolers?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (Lhv0p)


I remember the time our golden retriever was wagging so furiously he knocked over our infant son, who was just learning to walk. Bastard!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:35 PM (Tc1vu)

229 My dog shits for FREEDOM!

Posted by: Undocumented at April 23, 2019 08:35 PM (iQKgg)

230
I've been saying for years here the Left creates a New Rule or issues a new Decree every single day, each becoming more extreme.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:35 PM (QBI7Q)

231 WeaselDog has white butt fur.

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 08:33 PM (Ku980)

Any problems with his spoor sticking to it?

Posted by: A big bear at April 23, 2019 08:35 PM (q1Pj5)

232
It's the Midnight Basketball Gap -- that program didn't solve a damn thing, did it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 08:35 PM (pNxlR)

233 On balance, I don't think blacks have added enough to this country to offset the problems they have caused.

Some groups had ancestors that considered success as being able to run down a wounded wildebeest and other groups had ancestors that defined success as figuring out percentages using Roman numerals.

One group is very successful in track and field events, the other in Nobel prizes for math and science. Different skill sets for different peoples.

Posted by: Anchovy at April 23, 2019 08:35 PM (B3kya)

234 174 I wonder how many White Leftists will actually euthanize their dogs over this?
Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 08:27 PM (tVQUs)


It would be better if the White Leftists euthanized themselves.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

235 you know why that bs? because most insurance companies know that it is nearly impossible to reliably identify a dog as a pitbull.

the only dog attack I have ever been involved in is when a neighors black lab, nearly tore the leg off of my beagle.

you find some reputable study backing up any of this voodoo, hoodoo, and all kinds of weird shit dog nonsense and get back to me.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:34 PM

LOL. Yea, ok the stats of fatalities to humans are made up. Sure thing.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:36 PM (xR1UF)

236 Bull-baiting is still practiced by many of the notables of the super-serious right-wing commentariat cruise set.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 08:34 PM (t+qrx)


No, no. You misheard. It's bullshitting that s still practiced by many of the notables of the super-serious right-wing commentariat cruise set.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:36 PM (Tc1vu)

237 it's spa day at home for my dog
he got a bath, a trim now a belly brushing

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 08:36 PM (dm05u)

238 221 WeaselDog has white butt fur.

So the dog surrenders while running away?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 08:34 PM (dCvLR)
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Maybe a little French with the Mexican.

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 08:36 PM (Ku980)

239 I hear the streets of Frisco and LA are ideal for that sort of activity. In fact, it's even encouraged there.

"I don't like going for a walk in San Francisco, I keep stepping in human poo"
--Fido

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:36 PM (39g3+)

240 Which is what has happened with Trump and Democrats. They've almost totally lost white voters who are still the single largest ethnic block in America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (39g3+)
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not for long, pinche gringo puto

Posted by: La Raza at April 23, 2019 08:36 PM (ER1jH)

241 Anybody watching the zombie apocalypse show "Black Summer" on Netflix? I'm a couple episodes in and the characters are acting like idiots.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2019 08:36 PM (kQs4Y)

242 It is not to the exclusion of minorities - dog people are friendly with other dog people, period. You wanna feel less excluded? Go to a dog parks and compliment the dog owners on their pretty/beautiful/whatever dog and you'll be welcome and make friends.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 08:33 PM (W+vEI)

Look, we just don't like black people.--Alpha Pack Leader.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 23, 2019 08:37 PM (3sjI6)

243 I should have posted this on the census thread. My husband and I did the census when Carter was President.

My husband went to one house and the cops were there. People were in handcuffs, apparently a drug bust. He told one of the cops he was a census taker and needed to talk to someone in that household. Cop grabbed one guy, in handcuffs and had him sit on the couch. They told him to answer the census questions. He did, while they hauled the other folks away. Then it has his turn to go.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 23, 2019 08:37 PM (Lqy/e)

244
Any problems with his spoor sticking to it?
Posted by: A big bear at April 23, 2019 08:35 PM (q1Pj5)
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Only twice, and both times she got it on my MIL. Good dog!

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 08:37 PM (Ku980)

245 LOL. Yea, ok the stats of fatalities to humans are made up. Sure thing.
Posted by: Minnfidel at A



you would be the one shooting your mouth off, why don't you go get some, instead of bloviating about shit you heard or thought.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:37 PM (MTjB1)

246 This post reminds me...

It bothers me that PDT doesn't have a dog, and doesn't want a dog. Why, it's even possible he may not like dogs! That's not good. Not good at all.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 08:33 PM (NtglE)

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He's a Billionaire, workaholic germophobe. Not exactly the ideal pet owner profile. What's the point of having a dog, or any pet, that interacts exclusively with the staff?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 23, 2019 08:37 PM (DcvEC)

247 241 Anybody watching the zombie apocalypse show "Black Summer" on Netflix? I'm a couple episodes in and the characters are acting like idiots.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 23, 2019 08:36 PM (kQs4Y)

we watched it
sort of a brainless show, but actiony

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 08:38 PM (dm05u)

248 Watching Tucker, I really wonder if Smollett and Obama were involved.


Something very bizarre is afoot. Or abutt.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 08:38 PM (XROPS)

249
WeaselDog has white butt fur.

So the dog surrenders while running away?


Weasel Dog has a Frenchman in the woodpile.

There - it had to be said.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 08:38 PM (pNxlR)

250 Ben Had
I shot one about a month ago chasing my cows. There really is no other option.
I remember talking to someone a decade ago who told me the family pit bull ate the 3 year old grandson's head in front of the family. Just snapped and attacked the kid. Had known the child since birth and had always been so gentle, she said.
They always are. Right up until the moment they aren't.

Posted by: Drc at April 23, 2019 08:38 PM (llGBY)

251 They really should hold off going for our dogs until after they've banned guns, because both of those are the hill to die on (they die, we keep our stuff and man's best friend).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 08:38 PM (W+vEI)

252
*long, wistful sight*

I welcome the day when we have the technology to have a large aerial drone at our beck and call to come and pick these imbeciles up and take them somewhere else.

Anywhere outside the continental US will be fine with me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 23, 2019 08:38 PM (HaL55)

253 Helen Pluckrose? Helen Pluckrose? Really? Not Monty Python ca. 1985?

Posted by: Skookumchuk at April 23, 2019 08:38 PM (k3g2v)

254 Canine-Americans used and victimized yet again by Whyte Privilege.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2019 08:38 PM (usazX)

255 On balance, I don't think blacks have added enough to this country to offset the problems they have caused. /i]

Dude, the guy doing this post isn't black. Nancy Pelosi isn't black. George Soros isn't black. People cause problems, whatever their skin color, by being bad inside. Blacks cause problems, whites cause problems, Puerto Ricans cause problems, freaking Belgians cause problems. Its not down to someone's ethnic background its what's in your soul.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:38 PM (39g3+)

256 Twitter is clearly a tool of stupid white liberal stupidity.

Posted by: Ripley at April 23, 2019 08:39 PM (NbRJx)

257 177
I'm going to say this and you can all judge me accordingly



Somebody dumped a pit bull at my house I fed him and gave him a
chance knowing full well what might happen. I even gave him a good
Moron name.



I had to put some horses out so I chained him.



He broke the chain and went to attack one of my horses.



When my horse finally stomped him enough he came back. Decision
time, the pound was going to kill him with this info so I did it
myself, knowing there was no other choice.



I shot this dog because there was no other answer.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 08:28 PM (+0faA)

not 99% agree, rather 100%.
the dog was already scarred mentally, and had no sense of pack loyalty. Even though your heart was in the right place, you never had a chance, Ben.

This is why I only would get a young puppy, and spent as much time each day and night as possible with it, to imprint who their new pack was.

It always worked for me, but then again, I never wanted a pit bull. Labs, setters, German shepherds.

A dog is a member of the family first, and follows the family rules. Teach that and be consistent, and start with them as a puppy.

For the rest of their lives, they will be loyal to you and your family.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 08:39 PM (sy5kK)

258 Are some of these "far left" people secretly right wing trolls playing some kind of con?

Posted by: Max Power at April 23, 2019 08:31 PM (q177U)



They are so ludicrous and over the top they should be satire, but the left is so unhinged it's hard to tell

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 08:39 PM (Sa4Hl)

259 I wonder how many White Leftists will actually euthanize their dogs over this?
Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 08:27 PM (tVQUs)

It would be better if the White Leftists euthanized themselves.
Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 08:35 PM (sdi6R)

Why? They wouldn't be alive to get praised for their virtue signaling.

I can see them eventually self sterilizing en masse, though.

Posted by: Surfperch, partly joking, as always at April 23, 2019 08:39 PM (tVQUs)

260 Justin Fairfax has a new campaign logo/slogan
And it's comedy gold.

https://tinyurl.com/y62rxwa4

Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2019 08:39 PM (RBOtF)

261 I mentioned this in an ONT, but at some level you have to just step back and admire the mental gymnastics employed by the "woke" to turn mundane things into sins. Being a knitter that wants to visit India? Racist. Walking your dog on a city street? Racist. Not wanting to f a dude that's dressed up like a lady? Transphobic. It's really kind of amazing that people can believe (pretend to believe?) these things.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 23, 2019 08:40 PM (dYe5S)

262 NaCly, some one just dumped him at my house.

I wanted to give him a chance but that wasn't going to happen because no one ever worked on his nature. I tried to protect against the possibilities and he proved me wrong.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 08:40 PM (+0faA)

263 Everything Whitey does is racist.

The research proves it.

Posted by: Czech Chick at April 23, 2019 08:40 PM (haWye)

264 you would be the one shooting your mouth off, why don't you go get some, instead of bloviating about shit you heard or thought.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:37 PM

I would and can but you are consistently an absolute rude condescending jerk to anyone who slightly disagrees with you. Done with you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:40 PM (xR1UF)

265 Anybody watching the zombie apocalypse show "Black Summer" on Netflix? I'm a couple episodes in and the characters are acting like idiots.

I'm sorry, I thought that was the basic requirement for a zombie show, that people act like idiots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:40 PM (39g3+)

266 a lot of fur mommies are Leftists

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 08:40 PM (dm05u)

267 NPC's

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 23, 2019 08:40 PM (D93U1)

268 >>My husband went to one house and the cops were there. People were in handcuffs, apparently a drug bust. He told one of the cops he was a census taker and needed to talk to someone in that household. Cop grabbed one guy, in handcuffs and had him sit on the couch. They told him to answer the census questions. He did, while they hauled the other folks away. Then it has his turn to go.

How many people live in this house?

Uh, none?

Ok, we're done here.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 08:41 PM (/tuJf)

269 That's weird because my dog just called me the N word.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2019 08:41 PM (r+sAi)

270 LOL. Yea, ok the stats of fatalities to humans are made up. Sure thing.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:36 PM (xR1UF)


You know, I even have some concern about other dog breeds, e.g., German shepherds. Now I like German shepherds, but their reaction when toddlers run around shrieking has made me uneasy. Small animals running and shrieking I suspect trigger some ancestral hunting instinct.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:41 PM (Tc1vu)

271 A case is being made and a frenzy whipped up for a solution. A rather final one.

Be prepared.

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment at April 23, 2019 08:42 PM (lLeln)

272 Frankly I'm too dumb and lazy to read this.

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 08:42 PM (NLLmE)

273 I would and can but you are consistently an absolute rude condescending jerk to anyone who slightly disagrees with you. Done with you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at A



you won't because you cannot. you have much more fun bloviating. there is nothing to back your arguments with.

lots more fun before someone calls bs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:42 PM (MTjB1)

274 My poor old GSD Kasper was all white. Scared the poop out of everyone he didn't know.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 08:42 PM (UdKB7)

275 How much does a Grievance Studies diploma cost?

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 08:43 PM (NLLmE)

276 Ben Had

You did good. And are a good shot. I thing DNA encodes a lot of behavior too. Even in man.

*Offers verbal support, but not a hug until I sign your waivers paperwork*.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2019 08:43 PM (u82oZ)

277
I wonder how many White Leftists will actually euthanize their dogs over this?

The same number who will stop driving their cars and flying because of global warming.

This is about YOU, not them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:43 PM (QBI7Q)

278 Only twice, and both times she got it on my MIL. Good dog!

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 08:37 PM (Ku980)

That's a GREAT dog!

Posted by: A big bear at April 23, 2019 08:43 PM (q1Pj5)

279 Hey everybody.

I read that as soon as AOC found out about dogs being a tool of white supremacy, she gave her dog to Barack Obama. I hope he gives it a good home... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2019 08:43 PM (miE9U)

280 Kill YT!!1!//

Posted by: The DNC slogan for 2020 and beyond at April 23, 2019 08:43 PM (tVQUs)

281 Had known the child since birth and had always been so gentle, she said.
They always are. Right up until the moment they aren't.
Posted by: Drc at April 23, 2019 08:38 PM (llGBY)


Sad story, but exactly my point. It's kind of like the Muslim problem in some respects. Many are OK; some are not. The ones who are not are a BIG problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:43 PM (Tc1vu)

282 lots more fun before someone calls bs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:42 PM

You're right on that one Sparky.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:44 PM (xR1UF)

283 qdpsteve's fun fact of the night:

Roy Orbison's real name was... Roy Orbison.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 23, 2019 08:44 PM (miE9U)

284 never never leave a very young child alone with a dog
there's no such thing as a "nanny dog"

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 08:44 PM (dm05u)

285 walking your dog while white


This is a Philip K Dick computer simulation I'm living in. It has to be.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 23, 2019 08:44 PM (D93U1)

286 How much does a Grievance Studies diploma cost?

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 08:43 PM (NLLmE)




Squaw Liz: Free, if you vote for me!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 08:44 PM (Sa4Hl)

287 You're right on that one Sparky.
Posted by: Minnfidel at A


so, you've been called, what are you going to do?

you said you have the info.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:45 PM (MTjB1)

288 I'm a white guy with a whiteish dog
Double plus in good, I guess.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 23, 2019 08:45 PM (JgA4k)

289 You know, I even have some concern about other dog breeds, e.g., German shepherds.

They were the big scare dog in the past. Partly because of WW1 and 2 (they were called "Alsatians" a while in England) but partly because they were literally trained to be guard dogs and used as police dogs etc forever. They can be really vicious bastards but they don't have to be.

People seem to want to ignore breeding but aggression and instinct is deliberately bred into some animals for a hundred generations or more to get a certain outcome and no amount of lovey dovey treatment makes that vanish.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:45 PM (39g3+)

290 271 I'm Brother Cavil, and I ain't recommending shit at the moment

I recommend: Head on a swivel and have a General Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2019 08:45 PM (u82oZ)

291

How much is that doggie in the window?
The one with the swastika tail

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 08:45 PM (Sa4Hl)

292
Its not down to someone's ethnic background its what's in your soul.

^^^^THIS!^^^^

A brazilian times this.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 23, 2019 08:46 PM (HaL55)

293 You know, I even have some concern about other dog breeds, e.g., German shepherds.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:41 PM (Tc1vu)

You should. They are German and therefore Nazis and racists.

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at April 23, 2019 08:46 PM (1T0t0)

294 I saw a homeless lady with two little rat dogs in her shopping cart. Maybe she was using them to catch dinner. I don't think they were on the menu. In the USA, even our bag ladies typically won't eat a dog.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 08:46 PM (UdKB7)

295 There's something wrong with dog people. There just is. Have a child FFS, they only shit in the yard for 2 years. If you must have a dog for approved reasons, it needs live in the barn.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 23, 2019 08:46 PM (Jj+59)

296 You did good. And are a good shot. I thing DNA encodes a lot of behavior too. Even in man.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2019 08:43 PM (u82oZ)


Of course it does. Only an idiot would deny that. In dogs, contrast pit bulls with golden retrievers.

In man, contrast the male crime rate with the female crime rate.

QED.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:46 PM (Tc1vu)

297 Deep in the darkest most obscure corners of my soul, I might feel the same way about Snoop Dog fans.

Posted by: Argy at April 23, 2019 08:47 PM (NZ0uj)

298 Instead of a dog have a pet plant !! Plants do not pollute and help clean the air that we are destroying !!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro (aka: Obamaboro), VT at April 23, 2019 08:47 PM (qM84C)

299 Forbes 2018 - pitbulls responsible for 284 fatal human attacks 2005-2016; 5 times the next most dangerous breed. Not sure how there is an argument about these so-called dogs.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 23, 2019 08:47 PM (xceTB)

300 those that live in red areas of the country, particularly those in "the country" should count their blessings that so much of this is still theoretical in many ways. For those who have to live in this mess, it is dog mess.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 08:47 PM (n13/j)

301 My best friend adoped a pit bull. She already had another dog, a lhasa apso, cute little thing. One night the pit bull tore into it and killed the poor little thing. She still owns the put bull. I never undersood that. I don't bring it up. The pit has been around her grandkids and has been a great dog since. But I would have put it down.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 08:48 PM (dUJdY)

302 He's a Billionaire, workaholic germophobe. Not exactly the ideal pet owner profile. What's the point of having a dog, or any pet, that interacts exclusively with the staff?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 23, 2019 08:37 PM (DcvEC)
~~~~~

For the chirrun.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 08:48 PM (NtglE)

303 In man, contrast the male crime rate with the female crime rate.

QED.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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But, what about female pit bulls...wait...are they pit cows?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 08:49 PM (xSo9G)

304 What I mean to say, is that if your entire life revolves around an animal, it should be another human. I spend all day around fur moms and dads and let me tell you, they are some fucked up thinkers.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 23, 2019 08:49 PM (Jj+59)

305 so, you've been called, what are you going to do?

you said you have the info.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:45 PM

I do, but two issues. Every time I post links in here it doesn't work. I am sure the stats on human fatalities by breed are all made up, it's a conspiracy! Second you're an absolute asshole to anyone who has a differing opinion. The data is out there. I have zero inclination to waste my time and or energy someone who goes instaprick the minute you get a whiff of pushback. Done dealing with you.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:49 PM (xR1UF)

306 never never leave a very young child alone with a dog
there's no such thing as a "nanny dog"
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 08:44 PM (dm05u)

You shut your whore mouth!!

https://tinyurl.com/y5rl9bpf

Posted by: Just sayin at April 23, 2019 08:49 PM (z79tQ)

307 The Howard University students would have a perfectly reasonable gripe about people letting their dogs relieve themselves on university property, without shrieking "RAYCISSSSS!!"
It's inconsiderate behavior regardless of you melanin content.

Posted by: butch at April 23, 2019 08:49 PM (hXu8T)

308 you know, the difficulty with labeling pit bulls is that there is no clear standard or identification of pitbulls. the breed standard varies greatly from region to region and there is no reliable standard of pitbull. nearly none of the dogs labeled pit bulls are purebred pitbulls, there are hardly any of those around. would be lucky if they were mixed with pitbull.

this is different from the various breed scares that have gone through the country over time. was german shephards. was dobermans. however, in both of these cases they are clearly identifiable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:49 PM (MTjB1)

309
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at April 23, 2019 08:46 PM (Jj+59)


You seem nice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 08:49 PM (pNxlR)

310 People seem to want to ignore breeding but aggression and instinct is deliberately bred into some animals for a hundred generations or more to get a certain outcome and no amount of lovey dovey treatment makes that vanish.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:45 PM (39g3+)

==

and lovey dovey treatment is the worst thing for an aggressive dog
they need a lot of training and consistency

but a lot of people rescue neglected or abused dogs with behavior proble ms then spoil them - disaster

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 08:49 PM (dm05u)

311 The Cuckshed will have a post taking White Dog Supremacy seriously in about three or four weeks.
Well ... yeah. While they text each other on the down-low about who has the hook-up with the best dog-breeder that turn out a German Shep or something else that is good with the kids ... and can rip out a throat on demand.

Look - there IS a bit of truth to Suburban Whites spending large money on big dogs ... both for breeding and training. Just like Urban Blacks love their Pits and Rots with neck chains.

Walking Your Dog While White is just the same old shit ... the wrong skin color is playing the game.

Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at April 23, 2019 08:49 PM (8Juj2)

312 He's a Billionaire, workaholic germophobe. Not exactly the ideal pet owner profile. What's the point of having a dog, or any pet, that interacts exclusively with the staff?
Posted by: Calm Mentor
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It never ends well.

Posted by: Buddy at April 23, 2019 08:50 PM (xSo9G)

313 Forbes 2018 - pitbulls responsible for 284 fatal human attacks 2005-2016; 5 times the next most dangerous breed. Not sure how there is an argument about these so-called dogs.
Posted by: rammajamma at April 23, 2019 08:47 P

Shhh, don't tell the local expert.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:50 PM (xR1UF)

314 You know, I even have some concern about other dog breeds, e.g., German shepherds. Now I like German shepherds, but their reaction when toddlers run around shrieking has made me uneasy. Small animals running and shrieking I suspect trigger some ancestral hunting instinct.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:41 PM (Tc1vu)

I have a German Shepherd. If you want a dog that basically raises itself and is calm and good natured, get a Golden Retriever or an Irish Setter. German Shepherds require a lot of attention and a lot of disciplined behavior from you. Once they've been trained well, they're great dogs. But, if you don't want a job for 2 or 3 years in raising a dog, a German Shepherd is not the way to go.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 23, 2019 08:50 PM (3sjI6)

315 I've said this before.

Know your neighbors.

When the burning times come, take their stuff. And no remorse. This is after all our attempts at prevention and being left alone were not enough.

Planning 101.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2019 08:50 PM (u82oZ)

316 Okay. Who didn't see this coming:

BREAKING: Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump - @OANN

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM (NtglE)

317 308 we get it, you love pit bulls and don't care for arguments or facts. Just don't be a jackass and good luck

Posted by: rammajamma at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM (xceTB)

318

Whatever happened to "Torquewrench?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM (QBI7Q)

319 They were the big scare dog in the past. Partly because of WW1 and 2 (they were called "Alsatians" a while in England) but partly because they were literally trained to be guard dogs and used as police dogs etc forever. They can be really vicious bastards but they don't have to be.

People seem to want to ignore breeding but aggression and instinct is deliberately bred into some animals for a hundred generations or more to get a certain outcome and no amount of lovey dovey treatment makes that vanish.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:45 PM (39g3+)


The operative question is what a dog is bred for. Most dogs hate getting wet. Retrievers love swimming dearly. Over many generations they were selected for the behavior, which now is intrinsic to them.

Watching a German shepherd (just one; I'm not necessarily generalizing here) perk up alert and excited watching toddlers run around shrieking gave me the creeps.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM (Tc1vu)

320 So no more tools of white supremacy in the Saturday Pet Thread?

Posted by: mikey at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM (xy2pU)

321
I FIND THIS WHOLE THREAD KINDA FUNNY BECAUSE I OWN A DOG.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at April 23, 2019 08:30 PM (tVQUs)

HA, SO DO I!

Posted by: RON MEXICO at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM (9gHOW)

322 My best friend adoped a pit bull. She already had another dog, a lhasa apso, cute little thing. One night the pit bull tore into it and killed the poor little thing. She still owns the put bull. I never undersood that. I don't bring it up. The pit has been around her grandkids and has been a great dog since. But I would have put it down.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 08:48 PM (dUJdY)


I can't account for that. There's nothing compassionate about not putting it down. Keeping it around is insane.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM (t+qrx)

323 I do, but two issues. Every time I post links in here it doesn't work. I am sure the stats on human fatalities by breed are all made up, it's a conspiracy! Second you're an absolute asshole to anyone who has a differing opinion. The data is out there. I have zero inclination to waste my time and or energy someone who goes instaprick the minute you get a whiff of pushback. Done dealing with you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at A



have had the breed. have also done the research to deal with halfwit idiots on our condo board. the evidence on pit bulls is horrible from a research perspective.

before you go off on me I was one of the ones who sought to find the middle ground between you and another commenter when you lost your shit over the use of your trademarked "nood."

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:52 PM (MTjB1)

324
But I would have put it down.

And that would've been the right thing to do. PB's are among the handful of breeds that I would never have other than as a puppy. To imprint, as was noted above.

And I'm amazed at the people who think they can overcome with their training generations of breeding for specific traits. Like PB's and any other breed traditionally used as guard dogs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 23, 2019 08:52 PM (HaL55)

325 My Grandpa used to have two pitbulls and a Canary. Needless to say, the dogs nearly decapitated the bird when he escaped from his cage (his wings were clipped).

Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 08:52 PM (tVQUs)

326
BREAKING: Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump - @OANN
Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM (NtglE)


A true murderers' row of spinelessness.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 08:52 PM (pNxlR)

327 BREAKING: Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump - @OANN
Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM

Hugh Hewitt just got wood. The cuck sign is lit down at the Bulwark.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:52 PM (xR1UF)

328 Always go full retard.

Posted by: First Rule of Retard Club at April 23, 2019 08:52 PM (NLLmE)

329 Forbes 2018 - pitbulls responsible for 284 fatal human attacks 2005-2016; 5 times the next most dangerous breed. Not sure how there is an argument about these so-called dogs.
Posted by: rammajamma at April 23, 2019 08:47 P

Shhh, don't tell the local expert.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:50 PM (xR1UF)

Just 284 in 11 years? Pfffttt. I can live with that. But, how many things did they chew up and destroy?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 23, 2019 08:52 PM (3sjI6)

330 you know, the difficulty with labeling pit bulls is that there is no clear standard or identification of pitbulls. the breed standard varies greatly from region to region and there is no reliable standard of pitbull. nearly none of the dogs labeled pit bulls are purebred pitbulls, there are hardly any of those around. would be lucky if they were mixed with pitbull.

It's like pornography. I know when I see it. And unlike pornography, I don't like it. At all.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:53 PM (Tc1vu)

331 Also, just to take the whole "should white people be allowed to own dogs" scenario to its logical conclusion - "should white people be allowed to have children" is next...I mean really, can we allow certain ethnic races that are traditionally white to breed if their offspring could or might be racist?

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at April 23, 2019 08:53 PM (32YRo)

332 Everyone repeat after me: Oh, shut up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2019 08:53 PM (zRiIZ)

333 320 So no more tools of white supremacy in the Saturday Pet Thread?
Posted by: mikey at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM (xy2pU)


Time to upgrade to a cat.

Posted by: ALH at April 23, 2019 08:53 PM (htgmn)

334
Pitbulls are great...around their owners.

But most pitbulls are Not Good around strangers, like exceptionally bad. That's not a good quality in a dog.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:53 PM (QBI7Q)

335 >>BREAKING: Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump - @OANN



Heh, go for it!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 08:53 PM (W+vEI)

336 When everything is racist, it's okay to be racist.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 08:54 PM (l5Hsl)

337 Instead of a dog have a pet plant !! Plants do not pollute and help clean the air that we are destroying !!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro
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(ahem)

Posted by: Pet Rock at April 23, 2019 08:54 PM (CDGwz)

338 Okay. Who didn't see this coming:

BREAKING: Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump - @OANN

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM (NtglE)


They ought to be as successful as Custer at Little Bighorn

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 08:54 PM (1Zg41)

339 I would be interested to find out if you need to know who Howard was to graduate from Howard University. I know 99 percent of Americans don't know who he was or what he did but do the graduates?

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 08:54 PM (n13/j)

340 BREAKING: Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining
Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump - @OANN

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM


Republicans voting for Impeachment, however, is completely off the table. So I'm reliably informed by the local thought leaders.

Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at April 23, 2019 08:54 PM (8Juj2)

341
BREAKING: Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt
Romney considering joining Bill Weld in a big circle and publicly masturbating until they shoot all over each other - @OANN

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM (NtglE)


FIFY.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 08:54 PM (sy5kK)

342 "Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump - @OANN"

Wow - an amalgamation of the same guy all in one candidate!

Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at April 23, 2019 08:54 PM (32YRo)

343 Forbes 2018 - pitbulls responsible for 284 fatal human attacks 2005-2016; 5 times the next most dangerous breed. Not sure how there is an argument about these so-called dogs.
Posted by: rammajamma at April 23, 2019 08:47 PM (xceTB)

How many accidental gun deaths? I say you need to give up your guns.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 08:54 PM (2DOZq)

344
He's a Billionaire, workaholic germophobe. Not exactly the ideal pet owner profile. What's the point of having a dog, or any pet, that interacts exclusively with the staff?
Posted by: Calm Mentor


I don't mind if Trump doesn't have a dog. I like dogs but have never had one. At least he isn't phony about it. I wish he would chop the heads off the Thanksgiving turkeys instead of pardoning them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)

345 But, what about female pit bulls...wait...are they pit cows?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 08:49 PM (xSo9G)


There can't be cowdogs, there's already a dogcow and it would just end up leading to namespace collisions.

https://512pixels.net/dogcow/

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 08:55 PM (t+qrx)

346 t's like pornography. I know when I see it. And unlike pornography, I don't like it. At all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at A


that does not make sense. there are only a handful of variables with dogs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:55 PM (MTjB1)

347 My best friend adoped a pit bull. She already had another dog, a lhasa apso, cute little thing. One night the pit bull tore into it and killed the poor little thing. She still owns the put bull. I never undersood that. I don't bring it up. The pit has been around her grandkids and has been a great dog since. But I would have put it down.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 08:48 PM (dUJdY)


Again, exactly my point. They're fine, until they're not. I wouldn't have a pit bull in my home - I wouldn't even allow a visitor to bring one into my home - but if I were stuck with one, I'd have it put down rather than keep it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:55 PM (Tc1vu)

348 329
Just 284 in 11 years? Pfffttt. I can live with that. But, how many things did they chew up and destroy?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 23, 2019 08:52 PM (3sjI6)


Obama said we can "absorb" terrorist attacks, so presumably we can absorb pit bull attacks as well.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 08:55 PM (sdi6R)

349 "should white people be allowed to have children" is next...I mean really, can we allow certain ethnic races that are traditionally white to breed if their offspring could or might be racist?
Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at April 23, 2019 08:53 PM (32YRo)

No. Its not OK to be white. Or a dog.

But black cats are superior. And they look good in SS costumes. Rawr!

Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh at April 23, 2019 08:55 PM (1T0t0)

350 On the other hand she had a pit bull before that. Took it in from her son who trained it well. Great dog, gentle as can be. He was a joy. He died and she really missed him so adopted this other...thing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 08:55 PM (dUJdY)

351 343 For fucks sake you can't be serious with that retort. Grow up.

Posted by: rammajamma at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (xceTB)

352 Come on, Bill Weld, Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney. Take that Soros dirty money. And lose so bad you can't get it up for a month Even with Bob Dole's help.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (u82oZ)

353 Forbes 2018 - pitbulls responsible for 284 fatal human attacks 2005-2016; 5 times the next most dangerous breed. Not sure how there is an argument about these so-called dogs.
Posted by: rammajamma at A



who did the breed identification in those?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (MTjB1)

354 Any dog you have requires time and attention. My friends have just brought me a 2 year old German Shepard and he gets constant attention because I have that luxury. He is already guarding the farm and I know my responsibilities as an aggressive dog owner.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (+0faA)

355 Every dog has his day.

Ha oooowl
Ha ooooowl

Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (tyEy7)

356
Good, let them run for president.

1. They'll never never never win the R nomination.

2. They'll never never ever get President Trump to debate them on Fake News, which is the chief reason they'll pull this stunt - to ambush the president on Fake News TV and try to embarrass him.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (QBI7Q)

357 And so the ticket of Bill Weld is stillborn

Posted by: Boswell at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (32YRo)

358 It's like pornography. I know when I see it. And unlike pornography, I don't like it. At all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:53 PM

Doggy style?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (xR1UF)

359 Always go full retard.
Posted by: First Rule of Retard Club at April 23, 2019 08:52 PM (NLLmE)

That should be the new blog masthead, since we're discouraged from actually slitting throats and all.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (z79tQ)

360 I wish he would chop the heads off the Thanksgiving turkeys instead of pardoning them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)


I wish he'd pardon them only if CNN offered up correspondents to take their place.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (t+qrx)

361 BREAKING: Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump - @OANN
Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 08:51 PM (NtglE)

Mitt's the only real contender of the bunch. Hogan lacks name recognition and Kasich is a known failure (he only won Ohio in the '16 primaries).

Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (tVQUs)

362 "Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump - @OANN"




Because Republicans need to go back to the good old days of losing to Democrats and pretending to opposing them while giving them everything they want

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 08:57 PM (1Zg41)

363 What's wrong with owning a dog. I've owned dozens.

Posted by: Michael Vick at April 23, 2019 08:57 PM (CDGwz)

364 BREAKING: Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump - @OANN

You do that, sports. He'll eat your livers with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

The name on that list that is no-shit delusional is Kasich. Ye gods.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2019 08:57 PM (zRiIZ)

365
How long until one of the SJW geniuses wakes to the fact that
Electricity,
and
Everything that Uses ANY Form of Electricity,

is racissssss?


I'm investing in popcorn futures ...

Posted by: Arbalest at April 23, 2019 08:58 PM (FlRtG)

366 And so the ticket of Bill Weld is stillborn
Posted by: Boswell at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (32YRo)

I doubt he'd even endorse his own campaign.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 08:58 PM (tVQUs)

367 I have a German Shepherd. If you want a dog that basically raises itself and is calm and good natured, get a Golden Retriever or an Irish Setter. German Shepherds require a lot of attention and a lot of disciplined behavior from you. Once they've been trained well, they're great dogs. But, if you don't want a job for 2 or 3 years in raising a dog, a German Shepherd is not the way to go.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male

Yep. I've owned German Shepherds my whole life. Own one right now. Trained properly, you will never have a more loyal and loving companion. They're even known to be very clownish and get a kick out of making you laugh. But they require tons of training and a consistent sense of discipline. Especially the first couple of years. But to me, its worth it. They're that wonderful when trained properly.

Posted by: Biergood at April 23, 2019 08:58 PM (uGKH7)

368 Do not f*ck with my guns or dog.

Posted by: trainer at April 23, 2019 08:59 PM (7EbAY)

369 Always go full retard.
Posted by: First Rule of Retard Club at April 23, 2019 08:52 PM (NLLmE)

That should be the new blog masthead, since we're discouraged from actually slitting throats and all.
Posted by: Just sayin
---------

Not bad, not bad.

How about, 'Hold my beer'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 08:59 PM (CDGwz)

370 361
Mitt's the only real contender of the bunch. Hogan lacks name recognition and Kasich is a known failure (he only won Ohio in the '16 primaries).
Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (tVQUs)


And as someone said the other day, Bill Weld is the most authoritarian candidate the Libertarian Party has ever run.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 08:59 PM (sdi6R)

371
I would love to see them all run for president.
President Trump will not lift a finger to oppose them and still win the R nom.

The best part is they will collude with Fake News to set up phony "debates" wherein they will literally echo the Democrats.

It will be quite humiliating for them and Fake News -- I love it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 08:59 PM (QBI7Q)

372 On the other hand she had a pit bull before that. Took it in from her son who trained it well. Great dog, gentle as can be. He was a joy. He died and she really missed him so adopted this other...thing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 08:55 PM (dUJdY)


So ... she's batting .500.

Actually, it's more like have a fielding average of .500.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 09:00 PM (Tc1vu)

373
"Electricity and Everything that Uses ANY Form of Electricity, ... is racissssss"


There simply HAS to be a Woke Academic Paper on this subject, very soon, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 23, 2019 09:00 PM (FlRtG)

374 Everyone should get a fuzzy little Caucasian Shepherd because they're so, so cuddly.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 09:00 PM (NtglE)

375
and lovey dovey treatment is the worst thing for an aggressive dog

they need a lot of training and consistency



but a lot of people rescue neglected or abused dogs with behavior proble ms then spoil them - disaster


If you want a dog, you have to dominate it. I don't mean being cruel or abusive, but the dog has to know who's the boss and it'd better be you or you'll have problems. Problems that could've been avoided had you been more assertive.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 23, 2019 09:00 PM (HaL55)

376 >>2. They'll never never ever get President Trump to debate them on Fake News, which is the chief reason they'll pull this stunt - to ambush the president on Fake News TV and try to embarrass him.

Put up by NeverTrump so that the media can pretend to like Republicans?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 09:01 PM (W+vEI)

377 How about, 'Hold my beer'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 08:59 PM (CDGwz)

Another worthy choice.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 23, 2019 09:01 PM (z79tQ)

378 >>> I know my responsibilities as an aggressive dog owner.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM (+0faA)
------------------


Glad you do, Shepards are neat.

My witness protection program neighbor's pit and his buddy have charged me three times, luckily they are somewhat domesticated.

Next time it happens I'm calling the cops.

Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 09:01 PM (tyEy7)

379 Mitt the Pretender ain't a contender.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 09:01 PM (aBR7R)

380 FWIW: Top story at DM features a homeless 23 year old black man, Jazzy Espino, who rescued 7 puppies that a white women threw in a California dumpster.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 23, 2019 09:01 PM (m/Gc2)

381
That's what's gonna happen, btw -- at then end of this year there will be Republican challenger(s) that Fake News will be happy to accommodate in setting up debates (anti-Trump informercials).

Fake News will be all, like, omg the president isn't even showing up for these important Republican primary debates!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:02 PM (QBI7Q)

382 that does not make sense. there are only a handful of variables with dogs.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 08:55 PM (MTjB1)


Here's the only variable any sane person should consider when getting a dog ... if that dog is pissed off, do I care ?

I got a beagle, a rat terrier, a cat, and some other friggin' thing I'm not really confident enough to label. If any of them get mad ... if ALL OF THEM get mad ... that's still a pretty short conversation. I won't lose any sleep or skin over it. All the same ... if they do their job as a walking intruder alarm ... they'll continue to eat.

You let a Pit Bull or a Rot get a case of the ass at you - personally - and you do indeed have a problem. Possibly your last problem. No normal man can fight those dogs to a winning conclusion.

I like weapons. A lot. But I don't own a single weapon that's sentient and can kick my ass. Because that's fucking stupid.

Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at April 23, 2019 09:02 PM (8Juj2)

383 How many accidental gun deaths? I say you need to give up your guns.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation

How many accidental bath tub drownings? Whitney Houston calls you from her grave - outlaw bathtubs and water!

Posted by: Boswell at April 23, 2019 09:02 PM (32YRo)

384 Mitt's the only real contender of the bunch. Hogan lacks name recognition and Kasich is a known failure (he only won Ohio in the '16 primaries).
Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM

Contender? Loser Romney had to move back home to get a senate seat. He's been running ofr shit for years. Romney is my new McCain on my hate o meter. Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 09:02 PM (xR1UF)

385
And then the rest of the Republican Shits will feel all pressured to urge the president to take the "Republican" challengers seriously and debate them.

You'll see. It's gonna be ugly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:03 PM (QBI7Q)

386 Everyone should get a fuzzy little Caucasian Shepherd because they're so, so cuddly.
Posted by: IrishEi
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Probably a good idea to buy a coal shovel, to stoke the food dish.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 09:03 PM (CDGwz)

387 FWIW: Top story at DM features a homeless 23 year old black man, Jazzy Espino, who rescued 7 puppies that a white women threw in a California dumpster.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 23, 2019 09:01 PM (m/Gc2)

RACE TRAITOR!!!

Posted by: The Left at April 23, 2019 09:03 PM (tVQUs)

388 If you want a dog, you have to dominate it. I don't
mean being cruel or abusive, but the dog has to know who's the boss and
it'd better be you or you'll have problems. Problems that could've been
avoided had you been more assertive.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 23, 2019 09:00 PM (HaL55)


Exactly. Dogs are the classic pack animal. Your family is their "pack".
The faster they learn that and where they stand in the pack order is imperative.

Shoot, didn't anyone watch old Disney shows on Sunday nights?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:03 PM (sy5kK)

389 Late to the gathering but I just realized that there ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough to keep these raving lunatics from shutting the fuck up.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 23, 2019 09:03 PM (EgshT)

390 Here's the only variable any sane person should consider when getting a dog ... if that dog is pissed off, do I care ?

I got a beagle, a rat terrier, a cat, and some other friggin' thing I'm not really confident enough to label. If any of them get mad ... if ALL OF THEM get mad ... that's still a pretty short conversation. I won't lose any sleep or skin over it. All the same ... if they do their job as a walking intruder alarm ... they'll continue to eat.

You let a Pit Bull or a Rot get a case of the ass at you - personally - and you do indeed have a problem. Possibly your last problem. No normal man can fight those dogs to a winning conclusion.

I like weapons. A lot. But I don't own a single weapon that's sentient and can kick my ass. Because that's fucking stupid.
Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at A




you have a rat terrier! we have a rat terrier, in addition to our pit mix. they have to be one of the greatest breeds ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:04 PM (MTjB1)

391 BREAKING: Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering
joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump -
@OANN

that makes no sense yet a lot of sense. They are all the same, so of course they all think they bring something special. Only Hogan has accomplished something or has something to lose. But of course he will waste it, what other option is there for the people who think they are the center of the universe?
Ben Hogan > Larry Hogan

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 09:04 PM (n13/j)

392 If you want a dog, you have to dominate it. I don't mean being cruel or abusive, but the dog has to know who's the boss and it'd better be you or you'll have problems. Problems that could've been avoided had you been more assertive.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 23, 2019 09:00 PM (HaL55)

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Dogs, being pack animals, need an Alpha in the pack. If you as an owner don't take over and make yourself the Alpha, the dog will assume that it is the Alpha. Big problems ensue if this happens and is not corrected.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 23, 2019 09:04 PM (DcvEC)

393 I think female pit bulls have a better disposition. Several family & friends have female pit bulls or mixes and they're all very sweet dogs.

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 09:04 PM (Izzlo)

394
Put up by NeverTrump so that the media can pretend to like Republicans?

...who hate the president, yes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:04 PM (QBI7Q)

395 We're saved!
- 7 puppies in a dumpster

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 09:04 PM (Lhv0p)

396 Mitt the Pretender ain't a contender.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 09:01 PM

Hugh Hewitt is already recharging the batteries for his fully animated Mitt Romney love doll.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 09:04 PM (xR1UF)

397 You let a Pit Bull or a Rot get a case of the ass at you - personally - and you do indeed have a problem. Possibly your last problem. No normal man can fight those dogs to a winning conclusion.
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I was going to argue that point but you did add the qualifier "normal man" so, carry on.

Posted by: Just sayin at April 23, 2019 09:04 PM (z79tQ)

398 Oh and the pit she has now is a 3 legged dog. Had to have its right front leg amputated right after she adopted her because it was useless.. just dragged along on the ground. Must have been hit by a car but of course the agency didn't know shit. I give her kudos for trying but like I said, it killed her other dog. So.. nope.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 09:04 PM (dUJdY)

399 I've had several German Shepherds and none of them was ever mad at me. I don't think they were capable of it.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 09:05 PM (UdKB7)

400 Well sh*t.
- 7 puppies in a dumpster

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 09:05 PM (Lhv0p)

401 You let a Pit Bull or a Rot get a case of the ass at you - personally - and you do indeed have a problem. Possibly your last problem. No normal man can fight those dogs to a winning conclusion.


That's my problem with pit bulls. Your life is depending on a dog's brain deciding not to kill you.

Posted by: First Rule of Retard Club at April 23, 2019 09:05 PM (NLLmE)

402 desock protocol.

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 09:06 PM (NLLmE)

403 Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 08:56 PM

Contender? Loser Romney had to move back home to get a senate seat. He's been running ofr shit for years. Romney is my new McCain on my hate o meter. Fuck that guy in particular.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 09:02 PM (xR1UF)

He's the closest thing to a contender. He's got name recognition as a loser and goid standing with the MSM, two things that he can use to get Dems to vote for him in open primaries.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 09:06 PM (tVQUs)

404 386
Probably a good idea to buy a coal shovel, to stoke the food dish.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 23, 2019 09:03 PM (CDGwz)


I actually have a coal shovel in the garage. I inherited it from my father, and I have no idea where he got it or how old it is. We've never had a coal stove as long as I've been alive.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 09:06 PM (sdi6R)

405 Wait, dogs are pets and beloved companions, right? They chase tennis balls, Frisbees and cats. Am I missing something here?

Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2019 09:06 PM (LuPts)

406 >>>BREAKING: Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump - @OANN

I think we need to raise a moron twitter army and take it right to them good and hard. Time to hoist the metaphorical black flag and start slitting (in the linguistic sense) throats.

Posted by: Max Power at April 23, 2019 09:06 PM (q177U)

407 >>>But I don't own a single weapon that's sentient and can kick my ass. Because that's fucking stupid.

Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at April 23, 2019 09:02 PM (8Juj2)
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That sounds rational but you are denying genetic predictability. There is high probability that a pit bull will maul you. Shepard is pretty close to zero.

Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 09:06 PM (tyEy7)

408 Trump will consider debating other Repubs, when any of them get up to 35% or better in the R polls.


In other words, a Repub debate ain't happening.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:07 PM (sy5kK)

409 Posted by: Biergood at April 23, 2019 08:58 PM (uGKH7)

To be clear, I have nothing against German shepherds, and in fact quite like them.

But then again, I don't small children anymore, either. And in light of what I commented above, I would worry about that.

The golden retriever my sons grew up with was huge: 120 lbs., and stood almost hip high. (He could put his paws on my shoulders, and I'm over six feet tall.)

But he was a gentle giant who would start wagging furiously when he saw a child 100 yards off. Everybody was his pal. Our sons, each in his turn, used to jump on his back and play "horsey." He put up with it until he'd had enough, then get up and they'd fall off. They pulled his ears, and poked at his eyes, and his only response was to raise his head out of their reach.

The only time I saw any aggression out of him was when the asshole dog of some asshole owner decided to go after me. Big mistake. Shit was on, big time, to the cost of the asshole dog.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 09:07 PM (Tc1vu)

410 That sounds rational but you are denying genetic predictability. There is high probability that a pit bull will maul you. Shepard is pretty close to zero.
Posted by: Sgt Pepper at A




that's sounds stupid, but you must have something to back your statement.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:07 PM (MTjB1)

411 Romney is my new McCain on my hate o meter. Fuck that guy in particular.




Yep. Mormon John McCain.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 23, 2019 09:08 PM (TYC2c)

412 Picking up a dog and bashing its head against a wall is a black cultural thang you whitey h8ters. Stop judging us by your stupid racist rules about animal abuse and animal cruelty.

Posted by: Whoopi at April 23, 2019 09:08 PM (aBR7R)

413 Ben Hogan > Larry Hogan

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 09:04 PM (n13/j)



Col Hogan > Larry Hogan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 09:08 PM (4iWmf)

414
There is absolutely Zero appetite for a Romney today among the base.

Remember: President Trump's approval rating among Republicans is like 80+%, and that's probably an underestimate.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:08 PM (QBI7Q)

415 Anybody watching the zombie apocalypse show "Black Summer" on Netflix? I'm a couple episodes in and the characters are acting like idiots.

I'm sorry, I thought that was the basic requirement for a zombie show, that people act like idiots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 08:40 PM (39g3+)


Acting really stupidly, but pretending to be serious.
I think it's the Black Summer shtick.

The episodes seem like individual short stories that they carry over characters for some feel of continuity.

The last episode is a twenty minute free for all fire fight with fast zombies coming from random directions.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 23, 2019 09:08 PM (1g7ch)

416 Next door neighbors had a pit bull that ran one of my colts through a fence and broke his neck.

I caught the dog one day in my pasture, roped it and hauled it's ass to the pound.

That is when I decided that there was a better solution.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 09:08 PM (+0faA)

417 would be interested to find out if you need to know who Howard was to graduate from Howard University. I know 99 percent of Americans don't know who he was or what he did but do the graduates?

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 08:54 PM (n13/j)

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One of the Three Stooges.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 09:08 PM (9sTHX)

418 Weld is the biggest joke of them all. He can't be serious. The Libertarians ran the worst campaign imaginable. Weld was rooting for Hillary in the last weeks of the election. If he really wanted to take Trump on, the last thing he would do is run against him. What a self important nothing.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 09:08 PM (n13/j)

419 Retrievers are very territorial.

Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 09:08 PM (tyEy7)

420 He's the closest thing to a contender. He's got name recognition as a loser and goid standing with the MSM, two things that he can use to get Dems to vote for him in open primaries.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 09:06 PM

Not disagreeing with name recognition. But he and the other tool boxes stand no chance. So are they angling for the cuck cruise director? Ego? I mean Mittens couldn't beat Barry. He thinks he's got a chance with the economy humming etc? It's ego with these pricks.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 09:09 PM (xR1UF)

421 My godparents had a German shepherd, you know, Oh! so sweet! Wouldn't hurt a fly! The only problem was every time I went to their Victorian mansion he bit me. Starting at about age 9. After a while, say over the course of 10 or 12 years, I began to gradually form the impression--call me crazy--that German shepherd was not a breed that particularly appealed to me.

Posted by: Caliban at April 23, 2019 09:09 PM (QE8X6)

422 Larry Hovis > Larry Hogan

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 23, 2019 09:09 PM (Z+IKu)

423 I don't think they were on the menu. In the USA, even our bag ladies typically won't eat a dog.

This has long bothered me. Guy on the side of the road, has a sign "any amount helps, need money for food"

Big dog by his side.

Dude. I get you love the dog and all but if you can't afford to eat, then you can't afford a dog

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:09 PM (39g3+)

424 Hulk Hogan>Larry Hogan

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2019 09:10 PM (nDe2U)

425 Hmmm, even with blown out knees I think I'm going to buy a new German Shepard puppy because I not only miss having a dog but now I can be a raycist MF'er for walking him.

Fvck those stupid bitches.

Posted by: Gmac - Winning is good at April 23, 2019 09:10 PM (qZdIZ)

426 I think we need to raise a moron twitter army and take it right to them good and hard. Time to hoist the metaphorical black flag and start slitting (in the linguistic sense) throats.
Posted by: Max Power at April 23, 2019 09:06 PM (q177U)

Fat chance of that happening.

Posted by: Jack Dorsey, CEO of Twitter at April 23, 2019 09:10 PM (tVQUs)

427 The episodes seem like individual short stories that they carry over characters for some feel of continuity.

The last episode is a twenty minute free for all fire fight with fast zombies coming from random directions.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 23, 2019 09:08 PM (1g7ch)


I used to play the hell out of that game in 2009/10.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 09:10 PM (t+qrx)

428 My godparents had a German shepherd, you know, Oh! so sweet! Wouldn't hurt a fly! The only problem was every time I went to their Victorian mansion he bit me. Starting at about age 9. After a while, say over the course of 10 or 12 years, I began to gradually form the impression--call me crazy--that German shepherd was not a breed that particularly appealed to me.
Posted by: Caliban at A



do you have french ancestry?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:10 PM (MTjB1)

429 The man who gave the order to use water cannons, truncheons and put dogs on people at Selma was Eugene "Bull" Connor.

Not just a Democrat, but a member of the Democratic National Committee.

But mentioning that would just be wrong.

Posted by: Miklos, historian n' stuff at April 23, 2019 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)

430 RACE TRAITOR!!!
Posted by: The Left at April 23, 2019 09:03 PM (tVQUs)

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*yawn*

I've heard that one before.

Posted by: SMH at April 23, 2019 09:10 PM (RU4sa)

431 That's my problem with pit bulls. Your life is depending on a dog's brain deciding not to kill you.
Posted by: First Rule of Retard Club at April 23, 2019 09:05 PM (NLLmE)


Yep. I love guns. Sexually. But if I ever looked at that Rem 870 and thought it could get up and shoot me because "I approached it wrong" - or had to pay extra money to train it to obey - I'd throw that fucking thing out the back door right now.

Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at April 23, 2019 09:10 PM (8Juj2)

432 Picking up a dog and bashing its head against a wall is a black cultural thang you whitey h8ters. Stop judging us by your stupid racist rules about animal abuse and animal cruelty.
Posted by: Whoopi at April 23, 2019 09:08 PM

Can they vote while doing so?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 09:10 PM (xR1UF)

433 418 Weld is the biggest joke of them all. He can't be serious. The Libertarians ran the worst campaign imaginable. Weld was rooting for Hillary in the last weeks of the election. If he really wanted to take Trump on, the last thing he would do is run against him. What a self important nothing.
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 09:08 PM (n13/j)


Look, Trumpster, you try to find a patsy to go up against the big guy. Last time, we had that McMuffin guy, and you know how that worked out. This time, I made like 400 phone calls and Weld was the only one who called back. You think it's so easy, you do it.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 23, 2019 09:11 PM (ed8K1)

434
In 2012 Romney wasn't liked at all -- he won the R nom by default.

In other words, Romney was the Least Worst Shit among all the other Republican Shits.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:11 PM (QBI7Q)

435 Mitt the Pretender ain't a contender.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 09:01 PM (aBR7R)
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The RNC and Mitch better get a grip on this sh*t and rein Romney in.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 23, 2019 09:11 PM (RBOtF)

436 If you are nine y.o. and a Shepard bites you and stitches weren't necessary - he didn't bite you he was telling you to leave him t f alone.

Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 09:12 PM (tyEy7)

437 Mitt will run and shore up his RINO bona fides taking it to the Orange Man Bad.

. And be the prime future \attraction on a Kristol Kruise.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 23, 2019 09:12 PM (AcmJM)

438 I caught the dog one day in my pasture, roped it and hauled it's ass to the pound.

I would have killed it. I love horses. I would have killed it. Did I mention I would have killed it?

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 09:12 PM (dUJdY)

439 434 In 2012 Romney wasn't liked at all -- he won the R nom by default.

In other words, Romney was the Least Worst Shit among all the other Republican Shits.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:11 PM (QBI7Q)


The siren song of the time was "electable," which meant someone who was such a nice squish that maybe the New York Times would write nice things about him. Yeah, that didn't work out so well.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2019 09:13 PM (ed8K1)

440 423
I don't think they were on the menu. In the USA, even our bag ladies typically won't eat a dog.



This has long bothered me. Guy on the side of the road, has a sign "any amount helps, need money for food"



Big dog by his side.



Dude. I get you love the dog and all but if you can't afford to eat, then you can't afford a dog

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:09 PM (39g3+)


Same thing in Seattle last week, with one addition - guy on the side of the road with the dog by his side was talking on his cell phone as he held up the sign.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:13 PM (sy5kK)

441 I wouldn't let my German Shepherds around anybody else's kids either. My own kids though, no problem.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 09:13 PM (UdKB7)

442 Look, Trumpster, you try to find a patsy to go up
against the big guy. Last time, we had that McMuffin guy, and you know
how that worked out. This time, I made like 400 phone calls and Weld was
the only one who called back. You think it's so easy, you do it.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 23, 2019 09:11 PM (ed8K1)

fair point. I am sure he at least knows what Aleppo is.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 09:13 PM (n13/j)

443
We are at the point in our nation's history when the Democrat party base believes that a newborn baby with white skin is already a racist and must be punished and corrected.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:13 PM (QBI7Q)

444 >>do you have french ancestry?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:10 PM (MTjB1)

Anglais.

Posted by: Caliban at April 23, 2019 09:14 PM (QE8X6)

445 Those dogs in the old black and white pictures, the German shepherds, they were all being handled by Democrats.
Guaran-dam-tee it.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 23, 2019 09:14 PM (w7KSn)

446 I would have killed it. I love horses. I would have killed it. Did I mention I would have killed it?
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 09:12 PM (dUJdY)


I shot a dog in Reno, just to watch him die.

Posted by: Hi, I'm Johnny Cash at April 23, 2019 09:14 PM (z79tQ)

447 Dude. I get you love the dog and all but if you can't afford to eat, then you can't afford a dog

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:09 PM (39g3+)


Same thing in Seattle last week, with one addition - guy on the side of the road with the dog by his side was talking on his cell phone as he held up the sign.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at A



you have no clue how much extra money those dogs make for them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:14 PM (MTjB1)

448
Paul Hogan > Larry Hogan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 09:14 PM (4iWmf)

449 The woman who dumped the 7 puppies had something like 80 dogs at her house, in bad shape and not friendly. Hoarding is bad enough but when it's animals, wtf.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 09:15 PM (aBR7R)

450 There are 800,000 dog bites per year that require medical treatment.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

451 Anglais.

Posted by: Caliban at A

guess that makes sense too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:15 PM (MTjB1)

452 We are at the point in our nation's history when the
Democrat party base believes that a newborn baby with white skin is
already a racist and must be punished and corrected.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:13 PM (QBI7Q)


Play a smarter game. Don't jump in and protect white newborns if the parents are Democrats.

Not a joke.

Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at April 23, 2019 09:15 PM (8Juj2)

453 I don't think they were on the menu. In the USA, even our bag ladies typically won't eat a dog.



This has long bothered me. Guy on the side of the road, has a sign "any amount helps, need money for food"



Big dog by his side.



Dude. I get you love the dog and all but if you can't afford to eat, then you can't afford a dog

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:09 PM (39g3+)


Same thing in Seattle last week, with one addition - guy on the side of the road with the dog by his side was talking on his cell phone as he held up the sign.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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We got a homeless guy with a rooster in Austin ...

Posted by: lin-duh at April 23, 2019 09:16 PM (UUBmN)

454 Those dogs in the old black and white pictures, the German shepherds, they were all being handled by Democrats.
Guaran-dam-tee it.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 23, 2019 09:14 PM (w7KSn)

Fun fact: the Black dog in the picture actually attacked one of the police officers.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 09:16 PM (tVQUs)

455 439
434 In 2012 Romney wasn't liked at all -- he won the R nom by default.



In other words, Romney was the Least Worst Shit among all the other Republican Shits.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:11 PM (QBI7Q)



The siren song of the time was "electable," which meant someone who
was such a nice squish that maybe the New York Times would write nice
things about him. Yeah, that didn't work out so well.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2019 09:13 PM (ed8K1)


And after Mitt won the first debate against Barry, he rolled over and Barry scratched his belly. Mitt knew his place in the pack. Too bad he didn't remember which pack he was part of.

Combining the dog thread with the cuckRepublican thread.

How did I do?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:16 PM (sy5kK)

456 Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering
joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary

By their funders shall we know them.

Nobody remotely on the right wants to publicly cross Trump, the money will come from the Left.

There is a lot of that, but it isn't unlimited.

Posted by: Miklos, political scientologist at April 23, 2019 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)

457 441 I wouldn't let my German Shepherds around anybody else's kids either. My own kids though, no problem.
Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 09:13 PM (UdKB7)


Fair enough, and I hope your judgment is borne out. I really do.

I never gave a thought to letting anyone else's kids around either of our golden retrievers. Ever. They didn't have a mean bone in them, and desperately loved children, no matter what the children did to them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 09:16 PM (Tc1vu)

458 Joe Rogan>Larry Hogan

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2019 09:16 PM (nDe2U)

459 Jewells, that is in effect what I did. I just learned that there is no need to put that burden on an already overtaxed system.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 09:16 PM (+0faA)

460 Can I just say I hate how patios now allows dogs, Dear lord I saw a dog get mauled. I have a dog but keep it at home.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 23, 2019 09:16 PM (dKiJG)

461 you have no clue how much extra money those dogs make for them.

Yeah I know. Just having the dog makes idiots and saps give more. Awww puppy (opens purse). Guys like that live on the credulity of weak minded people. And they make bank on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:17 PM (39g3+)

462 People who walk cats scare me

Posted by: jsg at April 23, 2019 09:17 PM (+SCMr)

463 275 How much does a Grievance Studies diploma cost?
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 08:43 PM (NLLmE)

120-150K. Just like the engineering degree that has a starting salary three times as much, a mid career salary twice as much and a senior salary back to three times as much as the SJW degree. Now, you'll miss probably half the parties, three quarters of the beer, all the pot and two-thirds of the sex. Your choice.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 23, 2019 09:17 PM (MwFQu)

464 449 The woman who dumped the 7 puppies had something like 80 dogs at her house, in bad shape and not friendly. Hoarding is bad enough but when it's animals, wtf.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 09:15 PM (aBR7R)


Democrat chick, amirite? The Democrat Party is the natural home of the demented, the losers, the criminals, the perverts, the druggies, the ne'er-do-wells, the communists, essentially the dregs of society.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 09:18 PM (Tc1vu)

465 My Standard Poodle is Black. Is that any better? Or does her breed being French put me back to being an oppresive, white slave-holding colonial power supporting bastard when I walk her. Oh, and she has a rhinestone collar. I'm thinking that is making things much worse....and occasionally she has bows in her hair when she comes from the groomers. Gads!! What a racyst POS I am.....

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (2sCft)

466 When putting a quote within a quote, you put SINGLE quote marks around it!

How hard is this?

Posted by: RKae at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (vP0jg)

467 People who walk cats scare me
Posted by: jsg at April 23, 2019 09:17 PM (+SCMr)


It isn't the person taking the cat out for a walk, it's the other way around.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (t+qrx)

468 435: Mitch is probably encouraging Romney.
From a uni-party perspective, the Dem primary has all the makings of a long, drawn out shitshow. Meanwhile, Trump, unopposed, is taking in the cash. Solution? Deploy people to create an RNC "primary" to take some of the heat off the DNC side and require Trump to spend something to ensure he wins every primary.
Katshit and Mittens hear the call.

Posted by: Revenant at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (bD2Jh)

469 >>What's the point of having a dog, or any pet, that interacts exclusively with the staff?
Posted by: Calm Mentor

By staff, do you mean the chef?

Posted by: Obama at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (2cuLk)

470 120-150K. Just like the engineering degree that has a
starting salary three times as much, a mid career salary twice as much
and a senior salary back to three times as much as the SJW degree. Now,
you'll miss probably half the parties, three quarters of the beer, all
the pot and two-thirds of the sex. Your choice.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 23, 2019 09:17 PM (MwFQu)


I have an engineering degree. After the 120-150, not a single word of that statement is true.

Posted by: Color Me Skeptical at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (8Juj2)

471 449 The woman who dumped the 7 puppies had something like 80 dogs at her house, in bad shape and not friendly. Hoarding is bad enough but when it's animals, wtf.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 09:15 PM (aBR7R)


Hoarders never throw anything away.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (ed8K1)

472 The only time I ever considered hurting a dog was when a stray that showed up (and stayed because my now ex-wife began feeding it) snapped at my 4 month old kitten and severed its jugular.

I had to watch my kitten flop around spurting blood for 15 seconds before expiring.

I went to the closet and got my .38 to shoot the dog in the back of the head with my ex-wife screaming at me to stop. We settled on her taking the dog to the pound the next day.

I'd still shoot that dog, that motherf*cker.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (l5Hsl)

473 Agree Ben.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (dUJdY)

474 463 275 How much does a Grievance Studies diploma cost?
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 08:43 PM (NLLmE)

120-150K. Just like the engineering degree that has a starting salary three times as much, a mid career salary twice as much and a senior salary back to three times as much as the SJW degree. Now, you'll miss probably half the parties, three quarters of the beer, all the pot and two-thirds of the sex. Your choice.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 23, 2019 09:17 PM (MwFQu)


You left out the crabs and the herpes from the SJW degree.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (Tc1vu)

475 I never gave a thought to letting anyone else's kids around either of our golden retrievers. Ever.

Well sure, because a Golden Retriever was bred for like 500 years to be super gentle and kind and really great at spotting, tracking, and finding prey. Its a question of breeding. Some still go wrong, of course, but the general dog will be sweet as cotton candy to everyone.

If you breed a dog for certain characteristics generation after generation, taking two dogs with the characteristics you want and breeding them, eliminating the ones you don't care about and only keeping and breeding the ones behaving and built like you want, you'll get exactly what you need in a while. Your kids and grand kids can keep it up and eventually you get a poodle or a grayhound... or a corgi. But you can also get a dog built for immense strength that is super aggressive and fights to kill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:20 PM (39g3+)

476 Paul Hogan > Larry Hogan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 23, 2019 09:14 PM (4iWmf)

I like Paul Hogan, I don't care what the Aussies think.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 09:20 PM (n13/j)

477 In the USA, even our bag ladies typically won't eat a dog.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 08:46 PM (UdKB7)

Trump made eating dogs illegal last December.

Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 09:21 PM (tVQUs)

478 https://twitter.com/TheHipsterRebbel

Dogs are a tool of white supremacy and gentrification. That's not just my opinion. There is research that shows how white newcomers dogwalking routes stake out territory.

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Yeah? Well I think you're dog shit. A lot of things can happen to dog sit. It can get washed away in the rain, or dry up and blow away, or GET STEPPED ON AND SQUASHED!

Posted by: Dirty Harry at April 23, 2019 09:21 PM (t5m5e)

479 474 463 275 How much does a Grievance Studies diploma cost?
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 08:43 PM (NLLmE)

120-150K. Just like the engineering degree that has a starting salary three times as much, a mid career salary twice as much and a senior salary back to three times as much as the SJW degree. Now, you'll miss probably half the parties, three quarters of the beer, all the pot and two-thirds of the sex. Your choice.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 23, 2019 09:17 PM (MwFQu)

You left out the crabs and the herpes from the SJW degree.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (Tc1vu)


And the utter lack of justifiable self-esteem. Engineers make things.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2019 09:21 PM (ed8K1)

480 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (l5Hsl)

Oh God that's awful

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

481 Dude. I get you love the dog and all but if you can't afford to eat, then you can't afford a dog

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Sometimes homeless bums and beggars keep dogs because the dogs protect their owners and their meager possessions from other homeless and predators while the homeless sleep.

Posted by: Miklos, sad but true at April 23, 2019 09:21 PM (QzkSJ)

482 "Table of four for the Fido party. Fido party, your table is ready."

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 23, 2019 09:22 PM (EgshT)

483 477 Trump made eating dogs illegal last December.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 09:21 PM (tVQUs)


Sh!t.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 23, 2019 09:22 PM (ed8K1)

484 410 That sounds rational but you are denying genetic predictability. There is high probability that a pit bull will maul you. Shepard is pretty close to zero.
Posted by: Sgt Pepper at A




that's sounds stupid, but you must have something to back your statement.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:07 PM (MTjB1)
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Yes I do, it's know as statistics.

Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 09:22 PM (tyEy7)

485 Dave Landown a comedian from Detroit talks about how their are packs of Pitbulls just roaming around Detroit. If you seen the Postal worker getting attacked by a dog that was Detroit.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 23, 2019 09:22 PM (dKiJG)

486 Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering
joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary
++++++
So they are going to all be splitting the CuckRepub vote? WHat is that, like 5% of the Republican Voters? PDJT enjoys 90% support among Republican voters. WTF are these asswipes thinking??

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 23, 2019 09:22 PM (2sCft)

487
If you breed a dog for certain characteristics generation after
generation, taking two dogs with the characteristics you want and
breeding them, eliminating the ones you don't care about and only
keeping and breeding the ones behaving and built like you want, you'll
get exactly what you need in a while.
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Who would believe such a stupid statement?

Posted by: Darwin at April 23, 2019 09:22 PM (sy5kK)

488 And the utter lack of justifiable self-esteem. Engineers make things.

"what, we made a footbridge! So it collapsed, whatever"
--FIU students

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:23 PM (39g3+)

489
My Standard Poodle is Black. Is that any better? Or does her breed being French put me back to being an oppresive, white slave-holding colonial power supporting bastard when I walk her. Oh, and she has a rhinestone collar. I'm thinking that is making things much worse....and occasionally she has bows in her hair when she comes from the groomers. Gads!! What a racyst POS I am.....
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 23, 2019 09:19 PM (2sCft)







You gotta watch out for those Black Poodles. Frickin' devil-dogs. And not the Marine kind.

Posted by: Some sausage-eater named Faust at April 23, 2019 09:23 PM (UILOn)

490 'I hope your judgment is borne out. I really do'

It was for the nine years Kas was with us. My boys grew up with him from a pup.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 09:23 PM (UdKB7)

491 Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering

joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary



By their funders shall we know them.



Nobody remotely on the right wants to publicly cross Trump, the money will come from the Left.



There is a lot of that, but it isn't unlimited.

Posted by: Miklos, political scientologist at April 23, 2019 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)

They will be like the Ditzy Chicks. The libs will pretend to like them until it get's old or too expensive.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 09:23 PM (n13/j)

492 436 If you are nine y.o. and a Shepard bites you and stitches weren't necessary - he didn't bite you he was telling you to leave him t f alone.
Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 09:12 PM (tyEy7)

I didn't intentionally go anywhere near him. I didn't want to be anywhere near him. But, you know, a house is a confined space.

Posted by: Caliban at April 23, 2019 09:23 PM (QE8X6)

493 >>I never gave a thought to letting anyone else's kids around either of our golden retrievers. Ever. They didn't have a mean bone in them, and desperately loved children, no matter what the children did to them.

I let my Goldens play with anyone's kids. Used to bring my last one to visit my dad when he was in the nursing home. He met everyone. Every. One.

I've had dogs all my life. Lots of them. Never had a bad dog. I know they exist, I've seen them and they do come in all shapes and sizes, but not my dogs.

Biggest danger anyone has around my dogs is getting licked to death. If you raise your dogs right they aren't going to just magically snap.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

494 Joe Rogan>Larry Hogan
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2019 09:16 PM (nDe2U)

Do you, like, have to pass a drug test to be President?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Rogan 2020 at April 23, 2019 09:23 PM (tVQUs)

495 Well sure, because a Golden Retriever was bred for like 500 years to be super gentle and kind and really great at spotting, tracking, and finding prey. Its a question of breeding. Some still go wrong, of course, but the general dog will be sweet as cotton candy to everyone.

If you breed a dog for certain characteristics generation after generation, taking two dogs with the characteristics you want and breeding them, eliminating the ones you don't care about and only keeping and breeding the ones behaving and built like you want, you'll get exactly what you need in a while.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:20 PM (39g3+)


Yep. Proof positive that genetics does indeed influence behavior, pace leftists.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 09:24 PM (Tc1vu)

496 Yes I do, it's know as statistics.
Posted by: Sgt Pepper at A





so you have something that you refer to as statistics to back the statement

"There is high probability that a pit bull will maul you. Shepard is pretty close to zero.
Posted by: Sgt Pepper"


would seem unlikely.

that's sounds stupid, but you must have something to back your statement.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:07 PM (MTjB1)
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Yes I do, it's know as statistics.
Posted by: Sgt Pepper at A

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:24 PM (MTjB1)

497 My goofy berner is the nicest dog but she's very protective when strangers approach me outside. (I walk with a slight limp, I think she's protecting me). I have no doubt if I were attacked my sweet poochie would go medieval on their ass.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 09:24 PM (aBR7R)

498 493 If you raise your dogs right they aren't going to just magically snap.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 09:23 PM (/tuJf)


Fighting pit bulls are bred exactly to magically snap.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2019 09:25 PM (ed8K1)

499 I didn't intentionally go anywhere near him. I didn't want to be anywhere near him. But, you know, a house is a confined space.
Posted by: Caliban at A




you know, in the dog's defense, your mother was a witch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:25 PM (MTjB1)

500 When I retire to the country I will get a labradoodle.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 09:25 PM (2DOZq)

501 I like Paul Hogan, I don't care what the Aussies think.
Posted by: Quint

Happened to catch Crocodile Dundee a couple of weeks ago. Holds up well. Enjoyed it quite a bit. Of course, all the toxic masculinity would trigger the snowflakes and cause the shakes.

Posted by: Biergood at April 23, 2019 09:25 PM (uGKH7)

502 Never known an unfriendly Golden. Sweet dogs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2019 09:26 PM (nDe2U)

503 Ha ha ha! I knew it!

Posted by: A cat. at April 23, 2019 09:26 PM (7WHmA)

504 Fighting pit bulls are bred exactly to magically snap.
Posted by: Splunge at A



do you have breed definition for pitbull and or fighting pitbull?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:26 PM (MTjB1)

505 2020 Katshit / Romney
"Take our Wives. Please!"

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 23, 2019 09:26 PM (2sCft)

506 That should be the new blog masthead, since we're discouraged from actually slitting throats and all.

Posted by: Just sayin

We've been finding out things about this Mencken character. Turns out he sang a lot like Kate Smith, IYGWIM.

Also, soft on the Kaiser.

Posted by: Your Brother-in-Law at April 23, 2019 09:26 PM (8ZmvG)

507 Those dogs in the old black and white pictures, the German shepherds, they were all being handled by Democrats.
Guaran-dam-tee it.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 23, 2019 09:14 PM (w7KSn)


But the parties flipped in, uhh, 1970 or something.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 23, 2019 09:26 PM (1g7ch)

508 Walking dogs is racist.
Don't worry, SMOD is color blind.
What a minute, is being color blind racist yet?


Posted by: rayj at April 23, 2019 09:27 PM (pI/IV)

509 475 I never gave a thought to letting anyone else's kids around either of our golden retrievers. Ever.

Well sure, because a Golden Retriever was bred for like 500 years to be super gentle and kind and really great at spotting, tracking, and finding prey. Its a question of breeding. Some still go wrong, of course, but the general dog will be sweet as cotton candy to everyone.

If you breed a dog for certain characteristics generation after generation, taking two dogs with the characteristics you want and breeding them, eliminating the ones you don't care about and only keeping and breeding the ones behaving and built like you want, you'll get exactly what you need in a while. Your kids and grand kids can keep it up and eventually you get a poodle or a grayhound... or a corgi. But you can also get a dog built for immense strength that is super aggressive and fights to kill.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:20 PM (39g3+)

I know Ace posted an article about a Soviet scientist that started breeding foxes to see if he could domestic them, fascinating stuff and he did it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 23, 2019 09:27 PM (dKiJG)

510 Trump made eating dogs illegal last December.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 09:21 PM (tVQUs)

Sh!t.
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 23, 2019 09:22 PM (ed8K1)

Don't worry, Barry, I still have the kind of sausage you like.

Posted by: Big Mike at April 23, 2019 09:27 PM (tVQUs)

511 485 Dave Landown a comedian from Detroit talks about how their are packs of Pitbulls just roaming around Detroit. If you seen the Postal worker getting attacked by a dog that was Detroit.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 23, 2019 09:22 PM (dKiJG)


I was bitten by a pit bull four years ago. The jaws of that breed are incredibly powerful, and I had a deep muscle injury on my arm that took months to heal. I don't go near that breed. Ever.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2019 09:27 PM (TdMsT)

512 Examples need to be made.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 23, 2019 09:27 PM (9C6KC)

513 >>Fighting pit bulls are bred exactly to magically snap.

That would fit in the category of not raised right.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 09:27 PM (/tuJf)

514 Dogs are a Traeger's best friend.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at April 23, 2019 09:27 PM (EgshT)

515 I love my wife, my dog, my cat and my tractor. Anyone who messes with any of them is going to have a bad day.

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 09:27 PM (Ku980)

516 >>you know, in the dog's defense, your mother was a witch.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:25 PM (MTjB1)

Ha, ha! She was, let's just say, blissfully unaware.

Posted by: Caliban at April 23, 2019 09:27 PM (QE8X6)

517 498 493 If you raise your dogs right they aren't going to just magically snap.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

Fighting pit bulls are bred exactly to magically snap.
Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2019 09:25 PM (ed8K1)


Ferdinand the Pit Bull would have been plucked from the gene pool.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (Tc1vu)

518 504 Fighting pit bulls are bred exactly to magically snap.
Posted by: Splunge at A

do you have breed definition for pitbull and or fighting pitbull?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:26 PM (MTjB1)


I do not. But "owned by a drug dealer" would be a good start.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (ed8K1)

519 Fighting pit bulls are bred exactly to magically snap.

That would fit in the category of not raised right.
Posted by: JackStraw at A




or deliberately raised wrong.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (MTjB1)

520 I like Paul Hogan, I don't care what the Aussies think.

Posted by: Quint



Happened to catch Crocodile Dundee a couple of weeks ago. Holds up
well. Enjoyed it quite a bit. Of course, all the toxic masculinity would
trigger the snowflakes and cause the shakes.

Posted by: Biergood at April 23, 2019 09:25 PM (uGKH7)

anything pre Millennium seems that way these days. I even liked Crocodile Dundee 2 though it was not at the same level. He did some other stuff too.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (n13/j)

521 502
Never known an unfriendly Golden. Sweet dogs.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 23, 2019 09:26 PM (nDe2U)


Golden Retrievers.

cute as heck. dumber than dirt. great with kids.

have two friends and a brother with Goldens. All agree with me.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (sy5kK)

522 do you have breed definition for pitbull and or fighting pitbull?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:26 PM (MTjB1)



Are you BSG's cousin?

Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (tyEy7)

523
The racist left loves to use the word "gentrification" a lot today. They think it conceals their racism if they say the phrase "white gentrification."

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (QBI7Q)

524 A pal of mine had a Boxer that weighed about 100 pounds, that dog was hilarious around kids. They had a two world who loved to jump on him, pull on his ears, try to ride him like a horse, and the Boxer would put up with it for awhile, but when he got sick of it he would stand up, gently push the kid over and then just lay on top of him where he couldn't move. He wouldn't bite him, wouldn't hurt him in any way - it was just his way of saying "okay, we're gonna have quiet time now."

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (V2Yro)

525 335 >>BREAKING: Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining Bill Weld in 2020 RNC primary challenges to President Trump - @OANN
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C'mon Jeb!, you know you want in on this too! Gotta be thinking about at least an exploratory committee? (Please Clap?)

Pure. Comedy. Gold. As said upthread, delusional egoists...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (KveBw)

526 WeaselDog has white butt fur
Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 08:33 PM (Ku980)

--------

I find this post . . . problematic.


Posted by: Bernie Sanders CEO, Balloon-Comb, Inc. at April 23, 2019 09:29 PM (MouFt)

527 The trouble with these leftist fuckwit and racetards is that the more they bleat about "white supremacists" their examples are so risable and ridiculous that they tend to support the "white supremacist" case.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 23, 2019 09:29 PM (7WHmA)

528 I do not. But "owned by a drug dealer" would be a good start.
Posted by: Splunge at A



so, german shepherd owned by a drug dealer is a pitbull?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:29 PM (MTjB1)

529 I was bitten by a pit bull four years ago. The jaws of that breed are incredibly powerful, and I had a deep muscle injury on my arm that took months to heal. I don't go near that breed. Ever.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2019 09:27 PM (TdMsT)


Damn. That's awful. Don't blame you a bit. I don't either.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 09:30 PM (dUJdY)

530 C'mon Jeb!, you know you want in on this too! Gotta be thinking about at least an exploratory committee? (Please Clap?)

Pure. Comedy. Gold. As said upthread, delusional egoists...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (KveBw)

They aspire to be like me!

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 23, 2019 09:30 PM (tVQUs)

531 re you BSG's cousin?
Posted by: Sgt Pepper at A


sure, lose an argument, start trying to blame others.


Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:30 PM (MTjB1)

532 It's like they are all spiraling themselves into smaller and smaller, tighter and tighter, pieces of academic type insanity - and insisting that we join them.


Imagine getting trapped, like in a snow-bound train in the Balkans, having to listen to someone go on about his theories on French shoe-lace fashions and how those would predict the fall of the latest Republic and the rise of a new Bonapartist Empire. By the third hour you would be bargaining with God on whether homicide was really such a sin after all.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2019 09:30 PM (0QYMt)

533 My golden was my best buddy, sweet as could be.

She only fought once that I ever saw, she destroyed a coyote up in the barnyard.

She did like to get in the trash, though. And she would eat my chicken eggs and goose eggs if I didn't get to the barn in the morning before she did.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 09:30 PM (l5Hsl)

534 Fighting pit bulls are bred exactly to magically snap.

Yeah, its not magic, its just they've been bred for generations to flip a switch in their head and go into berserker viking mode. The problem is that sometimes that switch can go off without a reason you understand.

Why put that in your family? Its okay to have a dog like that, just don't make it the cute pooch you have in the house with the kids.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:31 PM (39g3+)

535 Maybe dogs are like humans. Some are just mentally deranged.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

536 Mankind needs a fucking cleansing.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2019 09:31 PM (9Om/r)

537 515
I love my wife, my dog, my cat and my tractor. Anyone who messes with any of them is going to have a bad day.





Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 09:27 PM (Ku980)


So, you are really Jason Aldean?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:31 PM (sy5kK)

538 When I retire to the country I will get a labradoodle.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 09:25 PM (2DOZq)

They have what Bernedoodles, Bernese Mountain dog and a poodle which is on our list for our next dog

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 23, 2019 09:31 PM (dKiJG)

539 So, you are BSG's cousin. I thought so.

Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 09:32 PM (tyEy7)

540 Fun article about how the special breed characteristics of pit bulls make it advisable to keep a "break stick" on hand.

http://breaksticks.pitbullhill.com/

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2019 09:32 PM (ed8K1)

541 She did like to get in the trash, though. And she would eat my chicken eggs and goose eggs if I didn't get to the barn in the morning before she did.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 09:30 PM (l5Hsl)
++++
My sister's golden would get into their trash and eat the infants dirty diapers like they were going out of style. Disgusting!! Sweet dog, but dumb as a bag of rocks.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 23, 2019 09:32 PM (2sCft)

542 So, you are BSG's cousin. I thought so.
Posted by: Sgt Pepper at A



so you shot your best bolts already?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:33 PM (MTjB1)

543 MsT)

Damn. That's awful. Don't blame you a bit. I don't either.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 09:30 PM (dUJdY)


I lived in a small country town for many years. I never once saw a pit bull and I was a daily runner. I moved to a big city and pit bulls are everywhere.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2019 09:33 PM (TdMsT)

544 do you have breed definition for pitbull and or fighting pitbull?

Look you can't have this both ways.

You cannot both argue that pitbulls are safe around kids and no more dangerous than any other dog

yet

pit bulls cannot be defined or identified specifically

That just doesn't make sense. Its a leftist trick of trying to hold two contradictory ideas in the same context at the same time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:33 PM (39g3+)

545 Larry Hovis

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 23, 2019 09:33 PM (RuIsu)

546 If you don't know how to do it,
I'll show you how to walk the dog
Racist

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 09:33 PM (aBR7R)

547 The racist left loves to use the word "gentrification" a lot today. They think it conceals their racism if they say the phrase "white gentrification."

Posted by: Soothsayer

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Move into a black neighborhood: "gentrification."

Move out of a black neighborhood: "white flight."

Damned if you move; damned if you don't.

White folks jus' be evil!

Posted by: RKae at April 23, 2019 09:33 PM (vP0jg)

548 Mankind needs a fucking cleansing.
=====

We're workin' on it....

Posted by: Antibiotic-Resistant Superbugs at April 23, 2019 09:33 PM (JcXHH)

549 the dog that a homeless bum owns is a working dog

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 09:33 PM (dm05u)

550
So, you are really Jason Aldean?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:31 PM (sy5kK)
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Not as far as I know!

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 09:33 PM (Ku980)

551 Poodles crack me up because everyone thinks they're the little toy poodles. The real ones are freaking huge, you could ride one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:34 PM (39g3+)

552 'Larry Hogan, John Kasich, and Mitt Romney considering joining Bill Weld'

What are the going to do, combine to make a giant robopolitician?

Maybe they going to make a train. Choo choo motherfuckers.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 09:34 PM (UdKB7)

553 523
The racist left loves to use the word "gentrification" a lot today. They think it conceals their racism if they say the phrase "white gentrification."
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:28



***********************


Funnily enough the type of people that "gentrify" an area by moving in are exactly the same people that will elect these leftist buffoons and cretin into authority.
Not many MAGA hats to be found among the artisan charcuteries, WholeFoods and microbrewers of your nearest "gentrified" area.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 23, 2019 09:34 PM (7WHmA)

554 I lived in a small country town for many years. I never once saw a pit bull and I was a daily runner. I moved to a big city and pit bulls are everywhere.

in bad neighborhoods around here all the hoodies figure it's the best way to keep your house from being ransacked. So they just about all got one in the yard.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 09:34 PM (V2Yro)

555 Golden Retrievers.

cute as heck. dumber than dirt. great with kids.


Have to disagree. Being attentive and eager to please, they're easy to teach, which suggests they're pretty bright.

We had an invisible fence (wire in the ground that zapped the pup when he crossed it; we couldn't have a physical fence). The trainer came out, and said, "Goldens are easy to train." He put flags out, and led him into the fence. Once. The trainer picked up the flags and left.

The pup never crossed that line again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 09:34 PM (Tc1vu)

556 And without the poodle cut they are good looking dogs.

Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 09:35 PM (tyEy7)

557 Poodles get around.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 09:35 PM (aBR7R)

558 Columbus vs Boston, let's go BlueJackets.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 23, 2019 09:35 PM (dKiJG)

559 "gentrification" == OMG the neighborhood is getting better

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2019 09:35 PM (ed8K1)

560 Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Rogan

Drug tests?

Did he say Rogaine?

Shit.

Posted by: Joey "Plugs" Biden at April 23, 2019 09:35 PM (QzkSJ)

561 I lived in a small country town for many years. I never once saw a pit bull and I was a daily runner. I moved to a big city and pit bulls are everywhere.

in bad neighborhoods around here all the hoodies figure it's the best way to keep your house from being ransacked. So they just about all got one in the yard.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 09:34 PM (V2Yro)


Feral people selecting feral dogs.

Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 09:35 PM (Tc1vu)

562 Maybe dogs are just really good judges of character and know a worthless cucking funt when they see one.

Posted by: Anon at April 23, 2019 09:35 PM (sAXJ5)

563 I knew a black dude who walked his dog (long haired German shepherd dog) about the same times I was walking Ajax.

Good guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 23, 2019 09:35 PM (Pj83y)

564 538
When I retire to the country I will get a labradoodle.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 09:25 PM (2DOZq)



They have what Bernedoodles, Bernese Mountain dog and a poodle which is on our list for our next dog


No, not the Berniedoodle!
It will take all your money and bark at you for being racist!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:36 PM (sy5kK)

565 the dog that a homeless bum owns is a working dog

We Democrats much prefer EBT dogs.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at April 23, 2019 09:36 PM (EgshT)

566
2012 was a turning point for the Republican base. After that loss, the R base had enough of the Romneys, Ryans, kristools, McCain, and even Fox News' garbage. We had quite enough of the lies and the losers and the accomplices.

There wasn't going to be a Jeb or a Kasich or a Carly Purina in 2016. Cruz would've (barely) won the R nom if Donald Trump hadn't come along (Thank Christ) because Cruz was the least worst and most anti-establishment among the Republican Shits.

And there Sure As Shit not gonna be a Kasich or a Romney in '20.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:36 PM (QBI7Q)

567 "Imagine getting trapped, like in a snow-bound train in the Balkans,
having to listen to someone go on about his theories on French shoe-lace
fashions and how those would predict the fall of the latest Republic
and the rise of a new Bonapartist Empire. By the third hour you would be
bargaining with God on whether homicide was really such a sin after
all."

And now I know you've spent time with engineers.Except the engineer would need to have an unemployable English major along so he could form complete sentences and spell. They should market them in pairs.

Posted by: Your Brother-in-Law at April 23, 2019 09:37 PM (8ZmvG)

568 Look you can't have this both ways.

You cannot both argue that pitbulls are safe around kids and no more dangerous than any other dog

yet

pit bulls cannot be defined or identified specifically

That just doesn't make sense. Its a leftist trick of trying to hold two contradictory ideas in the same context at the same time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at A




my point is, first, that there is no standard pit bull breed. there are studies that demonstrate that dog experts have no ability to reliably identify pit bulls. even worse, the standards for pit bulls vary from region to region. this does not happen with german shephards or dobermans.

second, because there is no reliable standard, there is no reliable assignment of bites to pitbulls, so there is no reason to think that they are more dangerous.

they are not contradictory and are indeed base upon information, not the voodoo, hoodoo, and all kinds or weird shit that has been offered here.

second

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:37 PM (MTjB1)

569 My girlfriend lost her beloved dog in a car accident some years ago.

We've been talking recently about how she might be "ready to love again," and whether she should get a new one.

If she did, I think it's highly probable we'd end up walking it together.

I'm white, and she's black.

Does that count as white supremacy? Does the color of the dog count as a co-efficient in this intersectional equation? Should we get a tawny dog, to make sure it balances things out?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

570 You know who else liked dogs.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 09:37 PM (uEbPt)

571 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 09:34 PM (Tc1vu)



Some people I know, with five kids, have a border collie. Seriously, the dog baby-sits when the kids are outside, keeping them in the yard. Herding them. No training, it's in the blood.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2019 09:37 PM (0QYMt)

572 And there Sure As Shit not gonna be a Kasich or a Romney in '20.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:36 PM (QBI7Q)
------------------------


Amen, this next year will be a fun year to watch.

Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 09:38 PM (tyEy7)

573 Poodles crack me up because everyone thinks they're the little toy poodles. The real ones are freaking huge, you could ride one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:34 PM (39g3+)
++++
Our Standard Poodle is awesome and huge. Her father was a party poodle (multicolored fur) and nearly as large as a great dane, no kidding. She's sweet as can be and smartest dog I've ever owned short of the herding breeds like border collies and aussie shepards.

And she's got second most personality of any dog I've ever owned. I'd always want to have to have a poodle around and will definitely replace her with one of her breed when she's gone.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 23, 2019 09:38 PM (2sCft)

574 Poodles get around.
Posted by: JuJuBee



They're the cranberry of the dog world.

Posted by: Jim Gaffigan at April 23, 2019 09:38 PM (NLLmE)

575 Have to disagree. Being attentive and eager to please, they're easy to teach, which suggests they're pretty bright.

Well, I mean they're really smart at what they are supposed to do, but not smart at problem solving or knowing what to do in different situations. Its like horses: dumb as hell... except at being a horse, then they're super smart.

And of course, some are smarter than others.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:38 PM (39g3+)

576

No, not the Berniedoodle!
It will take all your money and bark at you for being racist!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:36 PM

And they are very expensive.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 23, 2019 09:39 PM (dKiJG)

577 You know who else liked dogs.
Posted by: ... at



Goatee Spock?

Posted by: Jim Gaffigan at April 23, 2019 09:39 PM (NLLmE)

578
in bad neighborhoods around here all the hoodies figure it's the best way to keep your house from being ransacked. So they just about all got one in the yard.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 09:34 PM (V2Yro)


And for some reason, the hipsters love pit bulls.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2019 09:39 PM (TdMsT)

579
For me, in 2016 it was Trump or No One.

Does Kasich think people like me had a change of hearrt since 2016 and miss the good ol' days of being shit upon by Republicans as they colluded against us with the Democrats?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:39 PM (QBI7Q)

580 desock

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 09:39 PM (NLLmE)

581 The great thing about an EBT dog is that you don't have to teach it to shake. Its always got its paw out.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at April 23, 2019 09:40 PM (EgshT)

582 571 Some people I know, with five kids, have a border collie. Seriously, the dog baby-sits when the kids are outside, keeping them in the yard. Herding them. No training, it's in the blood.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2019 09:37 PM (0QYMt)


Border collies are crazy smart and crazy competent. But if you don't give them a job to do, they're just crazy (not in a bad way, really). I met one who channeled his unfulfilled ambitions into an utter obsession with a plastic Porterhouse toy.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2019 09:40 PM (ed8K1)

583
Does Kasich think people like me had a change of hearrt since 2016 and miss the good ol' days of being shit upon by Republicans as they colluded against us with the Democrats?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:39 PM (QBI7Q)


Perfectly stated.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2019 09:40 PM (TdMsT)

584 Does the color of the dog count as a co-efficient in this intersectional equation? Should we get a tawny dog, to make sure it balances things out?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

Everything counts in small amounts.

Posted by: Woke Depeche Mode at April 23, 2019 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)

585 When I retire to the country I will get a labradoodle.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 09:25 PM (2DOZq)
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They have what Bernedoodles, Bernese Mountain dog and a poodle which is on our list for our next dog
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 23, 2019 09:31 PM
~~~~~

Eh. I'm not so sure about all these doodle dogs. You really don't know what they're gonna turn out like, and some of them are just too weird looking. I know two Golden Doodles and they are absolutely nuts. Not bad, mind you, just plain crazy.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 09:41 PM (NtglE)

586 Used to have a black guy in my neighborhood who walked his dog every evening.

He was huge; looked like Yaphet Kotto and walked a tiny dog about the size of a hamster.

Posted by: RKae at April 23, 2019 09:41 PM (vP0jg)

587 I'm not sure rubbing a dog's nose in its sh!t really works, but I'd sure like to see it tried with Kasich.

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2019 09:42 PM (ed8K1)

588 I think Kasich just really really likes the sound of his own voice.

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 09:42 PM (NLLmE)

589 The trouble with these leftist fuckwit and racetards
is that the more they bleat about "white supremacists" their examples
are so risable and ridiculous that they tend to support the "white
supremacist" case.

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 23, 2019 09:29 PM (7WHmA)

Like I said a few threads down. A friend of mine is so frigging sick of this shit he substitutes the word "white" for everything. That car isn't cool, nooo that car is white. Dude I played a new guitar today, it was fucking white. I got new rims for the car, they are sooo fucking white, etc etc. Wow look at that, thats white man engineering, etc etc. At first I thought he was taking it a bit too far, but I'm slowly starting to see his point. He said fuck it, eventually taking a shit is going to be racist, so he's going all in. At this point I just can't blame him.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2019 09:42 PM (9Om/r)

590 Does Kasich think people like me had a change of hearrt since 2016 and miss the good ol' days of being shit upon by Republicans as they colluded against us with the Democrats?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:39 PM (QBI7Q)


Perfectly stated.
Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2019 09:40 PM (TdMsT)
+++++
For God's Sake people. WAKE UP! The man's father was a fucking MAILMAN! Doesn't that mean anything to you???

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 23, 2019 09:43 PM (2sCft)

591 My Dad had a helper Standard Poodle, I am allergic to certain dogs so they had to train one special for my Dad.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 23, 2019 09:43 PM (dKiJG)

592 Yeah, my poodle is pretty big
his head comes to my waist
then if we're walking and he sees something really interesting behind us (like the garbage truck) and I walk away, he'll try and walk backwards in his hind legs so he can keep looking

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 09:43 PM (dm05u)

593 570
You know who else liked dogs.


Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 09:37 PM (uEbPt)


Go on.

Posted by: Zombie Linda Lovelace at April 23, 2019 09:43 PM (9gHOW)

594 562 Maybe dogs are just really good judges of character and know a worthless cucking funt when they see one.
Posted by: Anon at April 23, 2019 09:35 PM (sAXJ5)

Perhaps. But that is no reason for us worthless cucking funts to love them.

Posted by: Caliban at April 23, 2019 09:44 PM (QE8X6)

595 Yeah, poodles are very smart. I'd like to have one or one of the mixes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 09:44 PM (Lhv0p)

596 be a fun year to watch.
Posted by: Sgt Pepper at A



lol, you know what is funny?

we were arguing about dogs then you slinked off with your tail between your legs!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:44 PM (MTjB1)

597 For God's Sake people. WAKE UP! The man's father was a fucking MAILMAN! Doesn't that mean anything to you???

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 23, 2019 09:43 PM (2sCft)

heh.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 09:44 PM (n13/j)

598 WOOF WOOF!

Posted by: White suprematist doggie at April 23, 2019 09:45 PM (0rsWa)

599 Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 09:41 PM (NtglE)

lol.. my SIL has a labradoodle. Dumb as a post. Sweet dog but dumb.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 09:45 PM (dUJdY)

600 Move into a black neighborhood: "gentrification."
Move out of a black neighborhood: "white flight."
Damned if you move; damned if you don't.
White folks jus' be evil!
Posted by: RKae


A white person does something "black": "cultural appropriation!"

A black person does something "white": "cultural imperialism!"

Same.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2019 09:45 PM (P1f+c)

601 >>Well, I mean they're really smart at what they are supposed to do, but not smart at problem solving or knowing what to do in different situations. Its like horses: dumb as hell... except at being a horse, then they're super smart.

When I was young, my folks had a mutt that they got for like $5 from a pet store and the first of what would turn out to be a lot of Goldens. We got the Golden from a friend of my parents who trained them for field trials.

This guy was a champion many times over and now retired. He loved me and my sister because we loved him and the owner was all about the sport, not the pet. So he gave him to us.

You could tell this dog to lie down and even if he was 50 yards from you and running flat out he would drop like he was shot and not move until you released him.

The mutt used to open the gate on the fence, pull the gate open and hold it until the Golden finally figured out he was free. Then the mutt would leave and close the gate behind her.

Smartest dog I've ever seen was a $5 mutt.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 09:45 PM (/tuJf)

602 He was huge; looked like Yaphet Kotto and walked a tiny dog about the size of a hamster.

Posted by: RKae at April 23, 2019 09:41 PM (vP0jg

*shrugs* It's his doggeh.


Dogs are how God says "You'll have to wait, but until then, here's how you can tell that I love and forgive you."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 23, 2019 09:45 PM (0QYMt)

603 I think Kasich just really really likes the sound of his own voice.
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 09:42 PM (NLLmE)

If only I were a contortionist...

Posted by: John Kasich, looking down at April 23, 2019 09:46 PM (tVQUs)

604 I mean supremacist! I mean. WOOF WOOF!

Posted by: White supremacist doggie at April 23, 2019 09:46 PM (0rsWa)

605 I don't approve of doodles on principle because poodles are already perfect

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 09:46 PM (dm05u)

606 Ooooh... I know what to do!

I'll slice my dick off, attach it to my girlfriend, and chop my cat in half and attach it to the halved dog.

That'll make sure everything's fine in the eyes of society.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 09:46 PM (5aX2M)

607 A friend of mine had a Labradoodle who was abused before she got him. Meanest son of a bitch I have ever met in a dog (one of the few who do not seem to love me.) He evidently attacked her parents dog when she first got him (a big fluffy sweatie if ever there was one. That dog will literally stand there for hours while you scratch behind his ears.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 23, 2019 09:46 PM (Pj83y)

608 We had a border collie that ruined me to other dogs for years, and she would play ball or Frisbee to the point where she would collapse if you didn't make her take breaks and have some water. Literally hours at a time if you'd keep throwing the toy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 09:46 PM (Lhv0p)

609 I'm not sure rubbing a dog's nose in its sh!t really works, but I'd sure like to see it tried with Kasich.
Posted by: Splunge

LOL!

Posted by: Biergood at April 23, 2019 09:46 PM (uGKH7)

610 522 do you have breed definition for pitbull and or fighting pitbull?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 23, 2019 09:26 PM (MTjB1)



Are you BSG's cousin?
Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (tyEy7)


Heh.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

611
Keep in mind this tiny group of neverPesidentTrumpers are being encouraged by the Left/Fake News and being conned into believing (because they're stupid) there's a lot of people out there who agree with them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:47 PM (QBI7Q)

612 Are cats racist?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 23, 2019 09:47 PM (0rsWa)

613 WOOF is the new HONK!!! The RACISTS ARE TAKING OVER!!!!1

Posted by: The Next Leftist Hysteria Outbreak at April 23, 2019 09:47 PM (tVQUs)

614 555
Golden Retrievers.



cute as heck. dumber than dirt. great with kids.



Have to disagree. Being attentive and eager to please, they're easy to teach, which suggests they're pretty bright.



We had an invisible fence (wire in the ground that zapped the pup
when he crossed it; we couldn't have a physical fence). The trainer came
out, and said, "Goldens are easy to train." He put flags out, and led
him into the fence. Once. The trainer picked up the flags and left.



The pup never crossed that line again.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 09:34 PM (Tc1vu)
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That works for all dogs, as long as they are not adult and can withstand the shock. Just move slow, so they register what is happening before they got shocked. They need to register the shock with their location and direction.


I have seen adult dogs that know they are going to get shocked, so they get a running start to minimize the shock as they bust out. The invisible fence doesn't work often for adult dogs.

We can agree to disagree, Jay. I have heard many stories from the above 3 mentioned about their dogs doing extra-dumb things. But I do like Goldens a lot, as long as they are shedding in someone else's home instead of mine.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:47 PM (sy5kK)

615 I can't remember what poodles were bred for but it was surprising, something I didn't expect. I have to look it up: Hunting dogs, like a retriever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:47 PM (39g3+)

616 591 My Dad had a helper Standard Poodle, I am allergic to certain dogs so they had to train one special for my Dad.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 23, 2019 09:43 PM (dKiJG)

Have you tried Australian Cattle dogs? They are supposed to be hypoallergenic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 23, 2019 09:48 PM (Pj83y)

617 Literally hours = horde mind at work

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 09:48 PM (Lhv0p)

618 This is all noise

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 23, 2019 09:48 PM (2Kjwm)

619
the huge, unprecedented rallies for MAGA don't even register with these people; or they believe it's the exception to the rule; an ongoing anomaly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 09:48 PM (QBI7Q)

620
A white person does something "black": "cultural appropriation!"

A black person does something "white": "cultural imperialism!"

Same.
Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2019 09:45 PM (P1f+c)

Their is a video of this Asian girl who did cornrows and Dredlocks and she was piled on for cultural appropriation, she did an apology video and it was so sad the girl was nearly in tears.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 23, 2019 09:49 PM (dKiJG)

621 Are cats racist?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


I don't know but they're fuzzy.

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 09:49 PM (NLLmE)

622 Are cats racist?

No, they're like Dirty Harry, they hate everyone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:49 PM (39g3+)

623 606
Ooooh... I know what to do!



I'll slice my dick off, attach it to my girlfriend, and chop my cat in half and attach it to the halved dog.



That'll make sure everything's fine in the eyes of society.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 23, 2019 09:46 PM (5aX2M)


the re-education camp classes seem to be working!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:49 PM (sy5kK)

624 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:47 PM (39g3+)

yeah, they are retrievers; hence the waterproof coat

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 09:49 PM (dm05u)

625 Ive owned pure bred shepherds and my youngest boy has pit bull he found tied to a tree while he was hunting. Neither dog ever gave anything or anyone any trouble unless they made some agressive gesture or move toward a family member.

Now, I have 3 shelter pups that weight no more than 30 lbs a piece and the youngest one will absolutely try to big ass any dog of any size.

My point is dogs are unique just like people and you have to treat them accordingly.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2019 09:49 PM (eIlkN)

626 Are cats racist?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 23, 2019 09:47 PM (0rsWa)


Cats don't give a shit.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 23, 2019 09:50 PM (aS1PU)

627 We had one of the underground fences. That same border collie figured out to stand where the warning tone would wear the battery out and then she could go visit the neighbors.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 09:50 PM (Lhv0p)

628 I don't approve of doodles on principle because poodles are already perfect
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 09:46 PM (dm05u

++++
Seconded. Why get a cheap half-breed imitation, when you can own the original...

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 23, 2019 09:50 PM (2sCft)

629 My dog identifies as a cat, so it's not racist when I walk it.
On the other hand, people look at me funny when I call it a pussy bitch.

Posted by: the poet at April 23, 2019 09:50 PM (+AUVB)

630
Lots I can say about this, but there's no point trying to do it on my phone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 09:50 PM (EhcI+)

631 Are cats racist?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 23, 2019 09:47 PM (0rsWa)

Cats don't give a shit.
Posted by: DR.WTF at April 23, 2019 09:50 PM (aS1PU)
++++
Neither does the Honey Badger! A bad MoFo for sure.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at April 23, 2019 09:51 PM (2sCft)

632 We had hot wire up for the horse runs. They would walk up to the wire, turn theirs heads sideways, and smell the wire.

They could smell the ozone or whatever and know whether the wire was working or not.

Posted by: Sgt Pepper at April 23, 2019 09:51 PM (tyEy7)

633 Are cats racist?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 23, 2019 09:47 PM (0rsWa)

Yes.

Posted by: Postmodern Intersectional Leftists Everywhere at April 23, 2019 09:51 PM (tVQUs)

634 Border collies are crazy smart and crazy competent. But if you don't give them a job to do, they're just crazy (not in a bad way, really). I met one who channeled his unfulfilled ambitions into an utter obsession with a plastic Porterhouse toy.

Yeah its really, really sad if you do not give them work. My buddy got one then kinda kept it in the back yard. It went berserk digging, dug trenches all over the place. It wasn't even trying to dig anything up, it just was digging. The poor thing needed direction and focus.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:51 PM (39g3+)

635 Things I encountered in our revitalized downtown today.

Rastabumguy's shopping cart is overloaded, gonna need another cart. Mexican standing on the corner with a cardboard sign, his wife (maybe) and 4 kids sitting on the side of the road. Hobo hogging the benches at the river walk park. Gnarly off ramp guy walking fast to Burger King. Shopping cart lady with two ratdogs. Car blocking traffic missing two wheels.


Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 09:52 PM (UdKB7)

636 So these no-name freaks are just that, and while even their ability to mouth such idiocy universal ridicule and ostracism is troubling, what's really sickening is the way this ridiculous imaginary concept of "white supremacy" is referred to as if it actually exists by (OK, incredibly stupid, degraded, bad faith) people more in the mainstream. Including people in public office.


And as yet, not aware of any public figure who has risen to the occasion to call out, denounce, ridicule, and demonize this idiocy (I mean the idiocy mouthed by more mainstream people).





Posted by: rhomboid at April 23, 2019 09:52 PM (QDnY+)

637 Poodles were bred to rip the balls off dragons.


I know right?

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 09:52 PM (NLLmE)

638 I just read that 65% of the IRS workers are black.

Not bad for a group that is 12% of the US population

Wonder if they subscribe to the Kim Foxx view on tax return reviews

Posted by: REDACTED at April 23, 2019 09:52 PM (DPjeO)

639 Lots I can say about this, but there's no point trying to do it on my phone.

-

The key is lots of copy pasting, especially at 500+ comments.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 09:53 PM (Lhv0p)

640 Damn. These brown people are onto us! Just this morning I was talking to my miniature wiener dog Adolf, "Adolph," I says, "let's go down the block and oppress some POC's!"

Jawohl, he barked!

Posted by: Whitey Supreme at April 23, 2019 09:53 PM (K66Gc)

641 We had a border collie that ruined me to other dogs for years, and she would play ball or Frisbee to the point where she would collapse if you didn't make her take breaks and have some water. Literally hours at a time if you'd keep throwing the toy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 09:46 PM (Lhv0p)

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My daughter got a border collie mutt for her 6th birthday that was given to us by a neighbor. She was a stray. That dog was scary smart. I could tell it to go find my daughter one time, and she would start looking for her, then bark once when she found her. She would then shepherd my daughter to where we were.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 23, 2019 09:53 PM (DcvEC)

642
Poodles crack me up because everyone thinks they're the little toy
poodles. The real ones are freaking huge, you could ride one.


Plus they're hunting dogs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 23, 2019 09:53 PM (HaL55)

643 So is this why these retards pick up dog shit?:Why do you pick up the thing that drug you out of the house?Own something and let them shit on it. Or pick it up in your dining room.

Posted by: Nobody at April 23, 2019 09:53 PM (8zK8n)

644 637 Poodles were bred to rip the balls off dragons.


Exactly why I wont have one

Posted by: REDACTED at April 23, 2019 09:53 PM (DPjeO)

645 569
My girlfriend lost her beloved dog in a car accident some years ago.



We've been talking recently about how she might be "ready to love again," and whether she should get a new one.



If she did, I think it's highly probable we'd end up walking it together.



I'm white, and she's black.
====================


Are you TRYING to tip Guam over?

Posted by: Congressman Hank Johnson at April 23, 2019 09:54 PM (sy5kK)

646 Poodles were bred to rip the balls off dragons.

The fireproof furry coat was the tip off

Jawohl, he barked!

The thing is I bet you could get a dog to actually bark that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 09:54 PM (39g3+)

647 Have you tried Australian Cattle dogs? They are supposed to be hypoallergenic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 23, 2019 09:48 PM (Pj83y)

No I think they are the same as Labradoodles? I have a Labradoodle now, my wife wants a multi colored dog and I like big dogs for the intimatation factor. I have had workers come to the house and not know what type of dog and have to lock him up.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 23, 2019 09:54 PM (dKiJG)

648 I love my wife, my dog, my cat and my tractor. Anyone who messes with any of them is going to have a bad day.
Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 09:27 PM (Ku980)


What's your trac-

Wait, lemme guess. WeaselTractor?

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 09:55 PM (t+qrx)

649 I just read that 65% of the IRS workers are black.
Posted by: REDACTED


Great, now simplifying the tax code is racist.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2019 09:55 PM (P1f+c)

650 Golden Retrievers... dumber than dirt.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (sy5kK)
~~~~~

Them thar's fightin' words.

People may mistake their good nature and goofiness for dumbness but they couldn't be more wrong

Goldens are very bright and very easy to train. If they were dumb, you wouldn't see so many trained as Therapy Dogs, Search and Rescue Dogs, Seeing Eye Dogs, etc.

My youngest Golden was just over three months old when he learned how to open the door (lever handle.) Replaced the front and back door handles with knobs, and he figured out how to open them as well (and no, he doesn't have thumbs.) I've got it on video. Now I've got those plastic child-proof covers on the knobs and so far, so good. Wicked smart.


Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 09:56 PM (NtglE)

651 Only complete assholes would consider splitting the party as a good thing. I say push the fuckers out.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at April 23, 2019 09:56 PM (2Kjwm)

652 Saul Alinsky on a Dick Cavett rerun on Decades network.


Another fucking fucker who can fuck himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 23, 2019 09:56 PM (oVJmc)

653
Wait, lemme guess. WeaselTractor?
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 09:55 PM (t+qrx)
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Yup!

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 09:56 PM (Ku980)

654 Things I encountered in our revitalized downtown today.

Rastabumguy's shopping cart is overloaded, gonna need another cart. Mexican standing on the corner with a cardboard sign, his wife (maybe) and 4 kids sitting on the side of the road. Hobo hogging the benches at the river walk park. Gnarly off ramp guy walking fast to Burger King. Shopping cart lady with two ratdogs. Car blocking traffic missing two wheels.


Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 09:52 PM (UdKB7)

Your revitalized Downtown sounds a lot like mine, but probably with better architecture.

Did you find many needles?

Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 09:56 PM (tVQUs)

655
Have you tried Australian Cattle dogs? They are supposed to be hypoallergenic.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 23, 2019 09:48 PM (Pj83y)

I don't think Queensland healers are hypoallergenic. I've had two of them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2019 09:57 PM (7bcfy)

656 I have seen firsthand that every cat is a unique individual*, so I must assume that the same holds true for dogs.


*I spent a lot of time with my neighbor's cat and her three kittens, and they stayed together until the kittens were several months old. They were closely related and raised together, but their personalities were as different as night and day. I would have never believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes. I can only conclude that each and every cat is an individual.

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 09:57 PM (sdi6R)

657 'Did you find many needles?'

No I don't get out of the truck downtown. Never get out of the truck.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 09:58 PM (UdKB7)

658 ONT

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 09:58 PM (t+qrx)

659 ONT is up

Posted by: Splunge at April 23, 2019 09:58 PM (ed8K1)

660 I like goldens because they have a different kind of goofiness when compared to labs. I'd take either, but would lean towards the golden right now just because I've never had one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 09:58 PM (Lhv0p)

661 I don't think Queensland healers are hypoallergenic. I've had two of them.

Funny, you'd think being hypoallergenic would be important to a healing breed.

Posted by: mikeski at April 23, 2019 09:59 PM (P1f+c)

662 4 185lb Wolfhounds would deter anybody from anything.

I sure do miss those dogs.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 10:00 PM (+0faA)

663 I just realized I hate vending machines

Posted by: REDACTED at April 23, 2019 10:00 PM (DPjeO)

664 They have what Bernedoodles, Bernese Mountain dog and a poodle which is on our list for our next dog

Posted by:†Patrick from Ohio†at April 23, 2019 09:31 PM (dKiJG)

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I just got a Newfydoodle. Great pup so far

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 10:00 PM (9sTHX)

665 My lil nugget dog hears the birds in the morning and knows its time for coffee, bacon and blueberry pancakes so she licks my nose and eyes to wake me up. The other two stay still and quiet until breakfast is ready. Those are the smart ones....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 23, 2019 10:00 PM (eIlkN)

666 Y'all have fun. I'm not going to meet you in the ONT tonight. Too easy to stay up until 1am.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at April 23, 2019 10:00 PM (Lhv0p)

667 I think my dog has telepathy

he can read my mood

and he can also transmit thoughts by staring at me:
"you will take me out"
of i ignore him he puts his head in my lap "pleeaaase'

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 10:00 PM (dm05u)

668 Close friend has a cross between Bernese mountain dog and another breed I can't remember but much like the Bernese.

Supposed to be able to tell between people who know they're supposed to be at his place and those who know they're not.
Big, white dog. Friendly as all get out,,, to me. Always greets me and leans up against me when I'm walking to the house so I can scratch his head and neck.

Roams the 40 acres and keeps the coyotes out too.
So if I ever get my place together enough,,, a beagle,, a pointing lab,, and a Huck.

Posted by: teej at April 23, 2019 10:00 PM (E9vLe)

669 Nood. ONT.

Posted by: Ladyl at April 23, 2019 10:01 PM (TdMsT)

670 I don't think Queensland healers are hypoallergenic. I've had two of them.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 23, 2019 09:57 PM (7bcfy)

That was what the shelter lady said when I went to get Ajax. He was a working line. Evidently a farmer had grandkids. They wanted puppies so he bred his two Red Heelers. He got 5 puppies. Oops.

While I was looking at Ajax- and this shelter was odd, he was in a crate with one of his male litter mates and they were playing away happily. The female from the litter was in a cage by herself, two crates over, just howling her little heart out. I would have taken her too, but the shelter lady said that a family wanted to take a look at her because their son was allergic to dogs, but was not allergic to Heelers.

Probably for the best, Ajax at 1.5 years old was about all I could handle- two of them might have driven me around the bend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 23, 2019 10:02 PM (Pj83y)

671 I just read that 65% of the IRS workers are black.

Blacks are enormously overrepresented in federal jobs. I think partly that's due to the large black population in DC and partly on purpose because it makes it easy to cry racism if you cut any agency back.

Cats have a huge range of personality, but they tend to only show it when they feel safe. If you don't like cats or aren't around them much, they won't usually like you and will stay away. I've had a good dozen cats around in my life over the years and every one was specifically different.

Cats amaze me with how many sounds they can make as well, apparently they are able to vocalize with like twice as many sounds as a dog. You only think of the straight meow but they can do a zillion different little tones and sounds. And they can be super affectionate as well, with someone they like.

But the stereotypes are more fun

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 10:02 PM (39g3+)

672 I have a great golden but I have also acquired 2 bichons.

I can't believe I never had one before

probably the most charming of all breeds

Posted by: REDACTED at April 23, 2019 10:02 PM (DPjeO)

673 Posted by: teej at April 23, 2019 10:00 PM (E9vLe)

Great Pyrenees. Shaggy white guardian doggeh!

You can knit sweaters with the fur theyvshed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 23, 2019 10:03 PM (f3oO4)

674 Posted by: REDACTED at April 23, 2019 10:02 PM (DPjeO)

Conor says "Au contraire, mon ami!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 23, 2019 10:04 PM (f3oO4)

675 650
Golden Retrievers... dumber than dirt.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 09:28 PM (sy5kK)

~~~~~



Them thar's fightin' words.
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Ok, some snacks for the dog and a bottle of Jameson for you.
We good?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 10:05 PM (sy5kK)

676 who's whispering in Romney's ear. telling him he has a shot?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2019 10:06 PM (o1fzk)

677 676
who's whispering in Romney's ear. telling him he has a shot?


Posted by: JoeF. at April 23, 2019 10:06 PM (o1fzk)


Me

Posted by: Satan at April 23, 2019 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

678 we had a border collie mix for 14 years - have never seen a dog that was sweeter or gentler around small children than she was.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 10:10 PM (V2Yro)

679 You know, I even have some concern about other dog breeds, e.g., German shepherds. Now I like German shepherds, but their reaction when toddlers run around shrieking has made me uneasy. Small animals running and shrieking I suspect trigger some ancestral hunting instinct.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 23, 2019 08:41 PM (Tc1vu)

Curious to know what behaviors you observed.

I had a German Shepherd once and when my sister would visit from Germany with her first born who was about...I don't know, but she was walking...one and a half? Anyway, she'd run around and Kaiser would keep her...well, shepherded I suppose. If we were all in the living room and she's going here and there he'd kinda block her off doing this little nipping motion at her feet to keep her near. It was interesting to see.

Of course at the end of the day he'd be exhausted and sleep like a rock. He didn't care so much in future visits cuz she was older and so was he and his typical old man response was, "Fuck it."

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2019 10:11 PM (pg2KX)

680 Ok, some snacks for the dog and a bottle of Jameson for you.
We good?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 10:05 PM (sy5kK)
~~~~~

Okay. But lots of snacks. There's two of 'em.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 23, 2019 10:11 PM (NtglE)

681 That might be it Hrothgar.
Huck isn't real shaggy but his coat is pretty dense.
He's a great dog and loves uncle "teej" who get in the grass and wrassels with him.
Hell, I know the code to get in if no one's home and he doesn't even flinch.

Posted by: teej at April 23, 2019 10:11 PM (E9vLe)

682 "People used this picture to spread lies that the deputy ordered his dog
to attack the kid. In reality sheriff deputy is trying to restrain the
dog and pull the kid out of the way."

https://tinyurl.com/y6oblzo9

Posted by: geoffb at April 23, 2019 10:16 PM (zOpu5)

683 Just got back from walking our mini poodle, English setter, brown labrador and black labrador. Husband and I took them for a long walk around our neighborhood. We are both what the left considers ethnic minorities. Are we white supremacists yet? Should we check our white privilege?/S

(Rolls eyes)

I think lefties are some extremely sick puppies. Pun intended.

Posted by: Dulcinea del Toboso at April 23, 2019 10:27 PM (d53Sy)

684 I walk my dogs while white and armed. I fear nothing. My dogs might.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 23, 2019 10:40 PM (pw+jk)

685 I have Vizsalas, one with balls, one without, and one with a vagina.

There is no doubt they would lay their lives down for MS. Jukin. Me, I think I could handle myself. If anybody fucked with one of my dogs... it would be very bad for them. I would hunt them down and kill them painfully and slowly... just saying.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 23, 2019 10:43 PM (pw+jk)

686 I really don't care what these moonbats think of me or my dogs. But they ought to know the pack is armed and dangerous and hate SJW. They do love their bones.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at April 23, 2019 11:24 PM (nRj4F)

687 soon it will be living

Posted by: dw at April 24, 2019 06:43 AM (stPAM)

688 My wife works at a major midwest University. She was BSing with a latino student from CA and mentioned that we have a dog named Tilly, to which the student replied Oh that's so white! My wife asked what he meant and he said only white people would have a dog named Tilly.

Posted by: Life long Lawrence resident at April 24, 2019 06:44 AM (o4gvY)

689 Has Ave stopped writing his famous movie reviews because of the last 2 Hollywood blockbusters ?

Posted by: Finn at April 24, 2019 11:05 AM (2tVrP)

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