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April Dumb Ryan Spazzes Out -- Again -- and Says That Mike Huckabee Is Going to Hell Because He Disrespected Her

Should this labile lunatic retain her White House press credentials?

She seems emotionally volatile -- this is hardly the first time she's had serious beef with someone in the White House -- and not the sort of person I'd permit in a secure environment.

And now she's talking a lot about dying and going to Hell and being "afraid."

And warning Mike Huckabee about vague consequences.

It's worrying.




And she's making clear threats:



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:49 PM




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1 She seems nice

Posted by: Mr. Mystery at April 23, 2019 05:49 PM (VbLoi)

2 Sponge?

Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 05:50 PM (99KL3)

3 Jesus wept

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:50 PM (39g3+)

4 Cray cray.

Posted by: jsg at April 23, 2019 05:51 PM (+SCMr)

5 I still say the answer to all of this is ObamaWater, laced with Lithium.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 23, 2019 05:52 PM (TYC2c)

6 April is an Easter worshiper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 05:52 PM (ptqGC)

7 About to pour birthday drink. Martini or scotch neat? Hmmmm.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 05:53 PM (gC2IV)

8 She's as mentally stable as Bathtub Boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 05:53 PM (ptqGC)

9 When someone said nood crazy chick, I honestly had no idea which one.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (t6MX/)

10 I don't think April showers.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (uEbPt)

11 Did she eat the pie Sarah made for her?

Posted by: Ever at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (Pn0FW)

12 Is she gonna be the next fake nooz chick to run into.a church waving a gun?

stay tuned...

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (dm05u)

13 Man, who put the bee in her bonnet?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (t6MX/)

14 Nothing at all violent about calling for Sarah Sander's head to be "lopped off."

Stay klassy, CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)

15 I can't speak to the state of this woman's soul but the way she's acting and treating people, she seems about as Christian as Donna Brazile huffily insisting she's a good Christian woman and would never help Hillary cheat! The day before admitting that yes, she helped Hillary cheat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (39g3+)

16 So glad we closed the mental hospitals and gave the crazies smartphones and twitter instead.

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (Izzlo)

17 Really stunning how the mentally ill can find a home on cable news after their run on " Intervention " is over

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (8ue+K)

18 Here. I am now going to prove a number exists beyond infinity.

How many April Ryans would it take to make a single Cake Girl?

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (uEbPt)

19 All hail April!

Posted by: G marks the spot at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (Bh++b)

20 Well according to Kamala none of them have slept for two years.

Posted by: I WAS PHONE at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (vtd+q)

21 April's a few bread loaves short of a muzzie House member's Passover greetings.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (aBR7R)

22
If you read those tweets to me I'd guess they were written by osama bin laden. No joke.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at April 23, 2019 05:56 PM (QBI7Q)

23 Time to shut down the Press Corps. Lock stock and barrel.

Da fuq with these people?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 05:56 PM (Ct55T)

24 THAT WOMAN IS FREAKING NUTS!

Posted by: MUMR at April 23, 2019 05:56 PM (Izzlo)

25 Did she eat the pie Sarah made for her?
Posted by: Ever at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (Pn0FW)
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"Pies are racist".

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (vDqXW)

26 18 Here. I am now going to prove a number exists beyond infinity.

How many April Ryans would it take to make a single Cake Girl?
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (uEbPt)

You're clearly not talking about mass or volume here...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (Ct55T)

27 Yes, keep in mind this was in response to Mike Huckabee commenting on her saying his daughters head should be lopped off.

How DARE HE take offense.

Posted by: Ktgreat at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (f8ilN)

28 So this is what she twatted out?

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (vDqXW)

29 Buh-Bye Press Pass.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (jOL8M)

30 Wow it doesn't take much to trigger Ms. Ryan - still not tired of all the winning MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (RG/Kz)

31 This post overlooks the most serious problem: April Ryan is too ugly to be on TV. Trump should issue an executive order requiring her to live under the White House porch.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (mt2jL)

32 How many April Ryans would it take to make a single Cake Girl?

Those two circles do not overlap in the Venn Diagram

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (39g3+)

33 I would say Trump broke another msm hack but she was already a loon. It wasn't much work to send her over the ledge into a lunatic rage.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (D93U1)

34 I generally hate to pull Ace up on anything but it should be April Fool Ryan, really.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (uEbPt)

35 I'd guess cluster B personality disorder, like Borderline.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (n+0Aw)

36 And remember, Jesus wanted us all to condemn other people and set ourselves up as models of doing it right!

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (vDqXW)

37 Fact check? How many people listen to her? How many believe it?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (iGrZ2)

38 That bitch is possessed.

Posted by: Captain Tater Wanker at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (t6MX/)

39 Unfortunately I think to a certain degree, Trump brought this kind of thing on. He goes on the attack when attacked and they've learned from him. Now when called on anything, they start yelling insults and attacks back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (39g3+)

40 And remember, Jesus wanted us all to condemn other people and set ourselves up as models of doing it right!
=====

Preach it!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (JcXHH)

41 You're clearly not talking about mass or volume here...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (Ct55T)


No, and now that I think about it, it's possible she thought the cake was for her. All the cake.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (uEbPt)

42 April Diablo Ryan

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (uEbPt)

43 About to pour birthday drink. Martini or scotch neat? Hmmmm.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 05:53 PM


Happy birthday!

Martini.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (PAZYq)

44 How many April Ryans would it take to make a single Cake Girl?
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (uEbPt)


Trick question. Cake Girl is not single.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (t+qrx)

45 Will you get into Heaven?

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Is that heaven-Heaven or Easter Heaven?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (bsfko)

46 I can't imagine there is anyone dumb enough to risk getting arrested to harm that fat retard.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (/tuJf)

47 As Sharkman ? reported earlier there was some poster on Twitter who said "so, nobody comes to the Father but by way of April Ryan?"

Ryan is evidently a Christian-then she ought not to be assigning people to hell, and also know what the Scripture says about Christians confessing with their mouth and believing in their heart that God raised Jesus from the dead. Does she not think Huckabee has done both as well as repented of his sins, so there's not a question of his being a Christian.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (FSPNP)

48 >> I think to a certain degree, Trump brought this kind of thing on.


He should just lay there and take it, like Jesus would.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (jOL8M)

49 Combining this with the last post about "reparations", and all I can think of now is Repatriations and Deportations.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (ujg0T)

50 And remember, Jesus wanted us all to condemn other people and set ourselves up as models of doing it right!
=====

Preach it!
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (JcXHH)
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Unassailable models. I forgot the "unassailable" part.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (vDqXW)

51 Unfortunately I think to a certain degree, Trump brought this kind of thing on. He goes on the attack when attacked and they've learned from him. Now when called on anything, they start yelling insults and attacks back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (39g3+)

----------------------------

Nah they've always been vicious cretins. The stuff that was said by "journalists" about Sarah Palin would have made our grandparents blush.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (uEbPt)

52 Twitchy had a good one.

"All will come to my kingdom only through April Ryan."

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (gC2IV)

53 It's always very passive with these lefty assholes. Nothing direct, ever.

It's like, "people are going to die," or "heads will roll," or some other squishy garbage.

The never come out and say, for example, "someone needs to kill XXX," or "off with XXX's head."

They know there's a red line.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (+fPHo)

54 Insane in the membrane.

Insane in the brain!

Posted by: Cypress Hill at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (+7uO0)

55 It's amazing how we only hear Trump's temperament ever being critiqued.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (t0Z53)

56 Bless her heart.

Strange that she didn't have any words for Jim Accoster, who pretty much single-handedly ended her cherished daily press briefings.

Fellow traveler, yo!

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (Z4rgH)

57 Fat dumb and mean is no way to go through life.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (0OmEj)

58 Trick question. Cake Girl is not single.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (t+qrx)

Rub it in why don'tcha

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (uEbPt)

59 Jesus doesn't think he's April Ryan....

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (vDqXW)

60 39 Unfortunately I think to a certain degree, Trump brought this kind of thing on. He goes on the attack when attacked and they've learned from him. Now when called on anything, they start yelling insults and attacks back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (39g3+)

It's a cargo cult mentality.

They see Trump throwing brush backs and insults, but his are mostly of the clubby, old school Vaudevillian style of zinger. Not nice by any means, but nothing to go pistols-at-high-noon over usually.

Yet all they see is "Be a Dick and People Will Like You", so they turn it up to 11 and a half with no skill or joy or humor in their vile attacks, thinking that that is how Trump does it.

They are really, truly, children. Mentally and emotionally undeveloped.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (Ct55T)

61 Her Twitter page is all racism all the time:

https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

62 'Let he who is without April Ryan's contempt cast the first stone.'

- Shit Jesus said, Vol. II.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (jOL8M)

63 I also love that she says YOU BETTER STOP BECAUSE IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME etc..

Like Huckabee is going to go buy a bike lock or call his goons over at an on-campus rally.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (bsfko)

64 He should just lay there and take it, like Jesus would.

Bush was great at it!

No, you misunderstand. I'm not saying he was wrong, I'm just saying that for every action there's a reaction and this is what we get. In a way its good because people see this kind of thing and are not charmed or impressed, they're repulsed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (39g3+)

65 @39 Unfortunately I think to a certain degree, Trump brought this kind of thing on. He goes on the attack when attacked and they've learned from him. Now when called on anything, they start yelling insults and attacks back.

--------------------

That'd be fine if the attacks back were coherent and made sense. I might even enjoy them. For instance, God Emperor Trump and the Dutch Trump video were both meant as attacks on Trump. And even Trump supporters thought that they were great.

But these idiots are unable to rise to even the most basic level of coherency and sense. And so we get someone who likely has no real interest in religion except to mock those who believe ranting about whether Mike Huckabee is going to Heaven.

Posted by: junior at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (Fp6vo)

66 Mz Ryan's meds seem to have gotten out of balance.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (+0faA)

67 She'll be the first person to assplode herself with a suicide girdle.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (Y3hKx)

68 >>Rub it in why don'tcha


I'd perfer to watch Cake Girl rubbing one out, thank you.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (jOL8M)

69 Christian my ass, she's satan's fuck toy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (9Om/r)

70 Coo-coo for Coco Puffs

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (xfb67)

71 And behind the scenes we are organizing our people in the media to harass CNN until they provide comment on their unhinged analyst, right?

Posted by: DJ3WAY at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (bhPL1)

72 Well, I never thought she was God.

Oh! spare me of my majesty, your misery!

Posted by: Delaforce at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (pJ5N0)

73 Yet all they see is "Be a Dick and People Will Like You", so they turn it up to 11 and a half with no skill or joy or humor in their vile attacks, thinking that that is how Trump does it.

Yeah. And it works for us, because while he seems effective and clever, they just sound ranting and psychotic. This woman's tweets are really disturbing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (39g3+)

74 This chick and her ilk are always yapping about killing and dying. Well hell lady! We ain't getting any younger. Let's get on with it. I didn't get armed up like this for nothing.



That's right. I played the "ilk" card.

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (GwY6O)

75 Her Twitter page is all racism all the time:

https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

--

I'm going to visit after I post this.

I bet the phrase "white supremacist" or "white supremacy" occurs in the first 20 posts from the top. Because that's the new thing. Honkies aren't just racist anymore. White people are full-on White Supremacists now.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (bsfko)

76 There is no April Ryan but April Ryan and James Comey is her prophet

Posted by: MUMR at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (Izzlo)

77 Did she eat the pie Sarah made for her?

Posted by: Ever


We're just not doing fucking phrasing at all around here any more, are we?

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (Y3hKx)

78 She thinks she's that important? Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (O2RFr)

79 She has a future as a minesweeper in Gitmo.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (u82oZ)

80 She dumb.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (AjVAj)

81 >>Christian my ass, she's satan's fuck toy.


Let's give Satan a little respect, here.

He has many barbed heads on his cock, sure.

But, he also has standards.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (jOL8M)

82 Off not as crazy as April Ryan sock

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (Izzlo)

83 *checks style guide*

I think it's "Obese Froghemoth April D. Ryan, Whose Overflowing Chinfat Resembles a Partially Deflated Donut Tire Fished Out of a Swamp".

see
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=375169

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (t+qrx)

84 April has always been a cold, rainy bish
But May usually has been a warm and inviting.

Let's go over to May's house

Posted by: Boswell at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (32YRo)

85 It's amazing how we only hear Trump's temperament ever being critiqued.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (t0Z53)
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It's also crazy how we hear the questionable claims of "obstruction" as unprecedented scandal in the WH.

I guess Oval Office blowjobs from subordinates and proven perjury are examples we should all follow.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (vDqXW)

86 Say, is that Paul Ryan's wife?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (bsfko)

87 Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (jOL8M)

April who?

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (uEbPt)

88 President Trump, this deserves an auto banning. I get thet press corps will freak including some Fox squishes. But why allow her in when this garbage? No other option than a flat out banning.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (n13/j)

89 Heard this on the Scott Adams show.

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (BbGew)

90


What's this obnoxious warthog going on about?


Posted by: Rev Dr E Joe Biden at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (z8c2c)

91 Life has taught her to be an ABW.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (UdKB7)

92 scarface is on, cool. I haven't seen that one in a while.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (n13/j)

93 April and Mad Max will be the double ended dildo of impeachment 24/7

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (iGrZ2)

94 Obese Froghemoth April D. Ryan, Whose Overflowing Chinfat Resembles a Partially Deflated Donut Tire Fished Out of a Swamp

Yeah that one is tough to top, even Ace had to realize he wasn't gonna out do that phrase.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (39g3+)

95 the last good thing De Palma did.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (n13/j)

96 Waheba Issa Dais, an Israeli Arab woman, has pleaded guilty to planning a terrorist attack in the United States by trying to convince others to poison government water supplies with Ricin and teach people how to use explosives.

https://twitter.com/AdamMilstein/status/
1120712538574864384

I worry about the backlash
so much backlash

Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (dm05u)

97 She seems nice. Also, Mittens considering a primary challenge to Trump 2020.
Shocking.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (ty7RM)

98 "Should this labile lunatic retain her White House press credentials?"

There is only one reason why she hasn't at least been suspended for her ranting. Only one.

Posted by: chimnap at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (gJAok)

99 Crazy, maybe, but definitely a defensive affirmative action hire who simultaneously believes (a) she is entitled and (b) may be outed as a moron. Don't stop at Ryan. Revoke CNN's credentials for allowing her on the White House grounds.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (/Y7yC)

100 Dayum! WTF is wrong with that bitch? TDS??

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (dUJdY)

101 Ryan is just in a twist because the daily briefing has been cancelled and now she has get off her fat ass and try to find a story instead of playing mean girl at the White House.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (/tuJf)

102
She seems nice. Also, Mittens considering a primary challenge to Trump 2020.

Shocking.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (ty7RM)


Oh, I hope Mittens runs. I'll get to vote against him this time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

103 97 She seems nice. Also, Mittens considering a primary challenge to Trump 2020.
Shocking.


So he can be a 2 time loser

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (O2RFr)

104 see
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=375169
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (t+qrx)

dudes got citations, yo.

DUDE'S GOT CITATIONS!

OH SHIIIIiiiiiiii........

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (Ct55T)

105 39. I call BS. The left has been vicious and nasty forever!! Recall Joe the plumber, the man was doxxed and investigated and publicly humiliated. anyone who said anything that went/goes against the left and their narrative is eviscerated.
Trump NEEDS to keep punching back; I call that self defense.

Posted by: Cheribebe at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (a4qVe)

106 We must stop Israeli citizen terrorists!

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (AjVAj)

107 Her Twitter page is all racism all the time:

https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan

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Holy crap. As of yesterday they're still talking about how Russia gave Trump the presidency. Dead serious about it, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (bsfko)

108 We've secretly replaced April's brain with mashed potatoes. Let's see if anyone notices!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (gC2IV)

109 Mitt would have a better chance running as a Democrat.

(Not actually joking here.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:07 PM (Ct55T)

110 April Ryan decides who gets into Heaven and who doesn't. She's St. Peterbilt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 06:07 PM (+y/Ru)

111 108 We've secretly replaced April's brain with mashed potatoes. Let's see if anyone notices!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (gC2IV)

-- two weeks later --

"Holy cow, looks like her test scores are steadily improving! Amazing!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:07 PM (Ct55T)

112

You and your daughter are dooomed!

Posted by: Valaria at April 23, 2019 06:08 PM (aKsyK)

113 'Mittens considering a primary challenge to Trump 2020.'

Can get some porn stars and masseuses to start their stories about Cunk's bizarre sexual proclivities please?

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 06:08 PM (UdKB7)

114 We've secretly replaced April's brain with mashed potatoes. Let's see if anyone notices!

If you had really done that she'd be smarter.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 23, 2019 06:08 PM (ZzYeO)

115 Okay, that twitter page is fascinating. Turns out Beyonce is her spirit animal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:08 PM (bsfko)

116 Mitt would have a better chance running as a Democrat.

He could probably get CPT. Bill to vote for him.. And the mail mans son

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 06:08 PM (O2RFr)

117 Several totally sane people chime in on April's Twitter feed:

Rob Reiner, Joe Lockhart, Eric Holder....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

118 Incitement... the new racism.

Incitism?

Posted by: Mule at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (k5smc)

119 April Ryan is black and female and loud and nothing on terra firma is going to endanger her except--via Gods delicious irony--the Democratic Party for which she shills.

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (AcmJM)

120 Who is that person?

Posted by: Max Power at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (q177U)

121 Send her....


To the Yoko Pit.

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (NLLmE)

122 It is amazing, and very telling, how the Left which supposedly hates the idea of Religion in Politics, is CONSTANTLY throwing around religious claims and religious accusations every chance they get.

You'd almost think that politics IS their religion.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (Kpl3J)

123
April has always been a cold, rainy bish
But May usually has been a warm and inviting.


Hello sailor

Posted by: Theresa May at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (TAmPV)

124 April D. Racist. Urban radio and inner city racism.


Her credentials do need to be revoked and nobody of any importance ever talk to her again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 23, 2019 06:10 PM (pw+jk)

125 She is close to the edge. If Trump tweeted a direct Trumpian trollish snark about her, she would go over.

Posted by: Oddnot at April 23, 2019 06:10 PM (+/FnN)

126 She strikes me as one of those women who, when called on something they did wrong replace logic and discussion with loud continuous anger that drowns out everyone else until they give up and walk away, while she yells stuff like "I thought so!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)

127 Who is that person?


I have no idea.


:::play along:::

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:10 PM (NLLmE)

128 Paul Sperry:

Mueller kept Strzok and his C.I. team in the loop even after having to fire the Trump hater for bias

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:10 PM (vDqXW)

129 I put April Ryan's last few years at 500 Kohns.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 23, 2019 06:10 PM (pw+jk)

130 A #Nielsen report shows Black women are major trendsetters who influence mainstream culture

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (bsfko)

131 She seems nice. Also, Mittens considering a primary challenge to Trump 2020.

Shocking.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (ty7RM)

I don't want to collude, tamper, or anything. But why does Romney have primo committee assignments? Why does the party placate the guy who wants to take them down? Fine, run in the primary, no worries there. But why let some guy slag off your entire agenda and give him primo seats to the party? I just don't get it.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (n13/j)

132 117: A veritable murderers row of retards I gather.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (D93U1)

133 Is she from a state with red flag laws ?

Definitely not someone who should have a gun.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (wA4OO)

134 "Can we get some porn stars and masseuses to start their stories about Cunk's bizarre sexual proclivities please?"

Fixed it for me

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (UdKB7)

135 OK... that IS alarming.

Posted by: mnw at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (Cssks)

136 She is unhinged. From what I can see that seems to be a requirement for employment at CNN.

Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (aXucN)

137 @109:

Romney definitely would get a higher share of the Democratic primary voters5-6 percent--than in the GOP primary. A humiliating primary loss would be karma, though.

Speaking of: Utah, proud of your carpetbagger?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (/Y7yC)

138 I'm waiting for the up-close-and-personal interview between April Ryan and Stacie Abrahams. That amount of stupid could cause a disruption in the gravitational filed.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (ty7RM)

139 I don't want to collude, tamper, or anything. But why does Romney have primo committee assignments?

As bad as the process was back then, seniority for real power in congress was a far better system than just "well he's a major player so he gets the good stuff"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (39g3+)

140 And to think affirmative action is the only reason we haven't seen April attacking a McDonald's employee in a world star hip hop video.

Posted by: wande at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (gJAok)

141 CNN tomorrow: "April, we really need you to stop being so quiet and passive. You really need to assert yourself more."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (Ct55T)

142 I don't want to collude, tamper, or anything. But why does Romney have primo committee assignments? Why does the party placate the guy who wants to take them down? Fine, run in the primary, no worries there. But why let some guy slag off your entire agenda and give him primo seats to the party? I just don't get it.

McConnell

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 06:13 PM (O2RFr)

143 If they have White House briefings again, make April pay for TWO seats. Just like the airlines do for morbidly obese and obnoxious bitches.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 23, 2019 06:13 PM (pw+jk)

144 Why does Romney get primo committee assignments?Because the GOP is not on Trump's side.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:13 PM (AjVAj)

145 I think it was Levin who said they want to destroy anyone who is willing to work with Trump. They want to end their careers and run them into hiding. It will be a lesson to anyone else who might want to serve the country, you do it at your own risk. It is almost criminal and certainly un American.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:13 PM (n13/j)

146 April Ryan, April Ryan.... ...nope, doesn't ring a bell. Never heard the name before.

[Googles April Ryan.]

OOOooooooohhhh...a CNN pundit.

Punching down again are we, Ace?

I mean, c'mon -- these toxic buffoons have a smaller audience than you do, Ace, and 80% of that audience are hate-watching. "Irrelevant" is too kind a word for them.

Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2019 06:13 PM (5tb4C)

147 About to pour birthday drink. Martini or scotch neat? Hmmmm.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 05:53 PM (gC2IV)
........

Happy Birthday, Duke!

Posted by: wth at April 23, 2019 06:13 PM (v0R5T)

148 the last good thing De Palma did.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (n13/j)


The Untouchables

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (uEbPt)

149

She sounds a bit scared.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (DBRY5)

150 Time for Trump to hold a major rally in SLC.

Posted by: Ha at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (xI5Aw)

151 >> A humiliating primary loss would be karma, though.


If he gets in, Trump should refuse to debate him.

'He's a loser. Nobody is going to vote for a loser.'

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (jOL8M)

152 If Mittens ran against President Trump at least I can get a do over and not vote for for that idiot

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (BbGew)

153 138 I'm waiting for the up-close-and-personal interview between April Ryan and Stacie Abrahams. That amount of stupid back fat could cause a disruption in the gravitational filed.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (ty7RM)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (Ct55T)

154 April Ryan is a *cough* journalist and tweeted this:

"Hey Mike you said I should be gutted like a dear"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (ptqGC)

155 Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.

Many will say to me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?'

Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!'



I always think of this verse when someone with evil intentions tries to invoke the name of the Lord to try to Bondo over their own misdeeds.

Ms. Ryan would do well to concern herself with her own salvation while calling for someone's head to be lopped off.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (Qk8vt)

156 Trump has caused many leftist brains to crack

Posted by: jeffersonian at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (xiOrX)

157 At present, Pelosi is leaning away from impeachment, saying that the facts are "on the president's side" but is trying to leave the possibility open.

http://tinyurl.com/y6oolj2h

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (39g3+)

158 Her name is actually spelled A-Prell Rion .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 06:15 PM (2DOZq)

159 >>Why does Romney get primo committee assignments?


Because he has a mouth like a 3 day old Calf.

Posted by: Mitch McConnel at April 23, 2019 06:15 PM (jOL8M)

160 I propose that Cinco De Mayo be canceled in the US, cultural appropriations hurt me. That's all it takes in most places right? 1 complaint?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 23, 2019 06:15 PM (iGrZ2)

161 @131: It could be used as a pretext to take out McCuckle so that's a good angle.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2019 06:15 PM (/Y7yC)

162 @131 But why does Romney have primo committee assignments?
--------------------

It all comes down to political power. And as a former presidential candidate, he might be viewed as still retaining a significant degree of it.

At least, that's my theory.

Posted by: junior at April 23, 2019 06:15 PM (Fp6vo)

163 If April Ryan interviewed Stacy Abrams, the time space continuum would be torn asunder.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 06:15 PM (gC2IV)

164 We've secretly replaced April's brain with mashed potatoes. Let's see if anyone notices!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (gC2IV)

The biggest waste of potatoes since the Great Potato Fire of aught 12

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (uEbPt)

165 39 Unfortunately I think to a certain degree, Trump brought this kind of thing on. He goes on the attack when attacked and they've learned from him. Now when called on anything, they start yelling insults and attacks back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (39g3+)

I disagree that it's his fault - the left was already doing this before he was on the scene, shouting down anyone who opposed them, shutting down speech. And they would go frantic at the least bit of opposition. Trump simply fights back at them the way that they were already fighting.

And a second point, it actually helps all of us when they're goaded into this. They're not good at it, they can't think straight, and so they drop their masks and let their spittle fly while they shriek incoherently. We can all see who they really are every time that happens. They're the ones who've chosen to fight on these terms.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)

166 Psycho.

Posted by: Happy Gilmore at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (DTX3h)

167 Punching down again are we, Ace?

He is, kind of, but this sort of crazy needs a bigger audience and more awareness.

Plus at least part of why ace posts is that its stuff which will stimulate discussion and get the horde rolling, which is always amusing (I mean, what the rest of y'all say)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (39g3+)

168 Does PDT play well in Utah?

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (NLLmE)

169 Duke Lowell

Happy Birthday

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (O2RFr)

170 Why don't bad things, really bad things, ACTUALLY happen to fat, horrible drama queens like this?

Asking for Zod

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (bcbK8)

171 >>Does PDT play well in Utah?


He polls just below Sister-Wives.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (jOL8M)

172 Can't stand either Ryan or Huckabee. Both of them are doing that dumb, dumb thing where they take an obvious metaphor and deliberately misinterpret it as a literal threat.

Posted by: Alex at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (1p7EV)

173 61 Her Twitter page is all racism all the time:

https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

---

She got where she is because of race and not ability. For that reason she's not good at her job, and deep down she kind of knows it. So of course she's obsessed with race and conflict. It's all she's got.

It's like the lab rat in a behavioral experiment being obsessed with the food-pellet lever.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (t5m5e)

174 How can you tell the difference between the two April Ryans?

One makes her living mucking around the sewers with a bunch of violent, developmentally disabled mutants while pretending she's a reporter.

The other is a cartoon character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (Ct55T)

175 No idea who this person is.

Regardless, I don't know what she's talking about.

I assume Mike worships Easter like a good Peep, not this Jesus dude she keeps talking about.

Posted by: Google at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (sLicW)

176 154 April Ryan is a *cough* journalist and tweeted this:

"Hey Mike you said I should be gutted like a dear"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (ptqGC)


Careful. We've all been guilty of posting after a few too many.

Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (OE84+)

177 "Hey Mike you said I should be gutted like a dear"

Did he mean rutted like a deer?

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (UdKB7)

178 @168 Does PDT play well in Utah?

--------------------

I don't know what his numbers are like. But since Romney nearly didn't get the nomination, I suspect Trump does well enough.

Posted by: junior at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (Fp6vo)

179 I lost my eyebrows in The Great Potato Fire.


Got better.

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (NLLmE)

180 Speaking as the eternal judge of who will get to heaven is probably not a good way to get in good with the real final judge. Just sayin.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 23, 2019 06:18 PM (0OmEj)

181 Juan Williams just hey-manned The Five, with a defense of untersturmfuehrer Warren Wilhelm's prohibition of steel and glass in buildings. "Hey man, it's just a discussion. We can have a conversation, can't we?"

Sure we can. You and April there, discuss bringing back slavery.I mean, it's only an amendment, right? Let's have a national chat.

Posted by: Your Brother-in-Law at April 23, 2019 06:18 PM (8ZmvG)

182 The left always fought back.Trump is notable for not developing a GOP jello spine(many predicted he would or that he only attacked Republicans which is faintly ridiculous now)

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:18 PM (AjVAj)

183 He polls just below Sister-Wives.
Posted by: garrett



Hmmm....so yuge.

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (NLLmE)

184
Does PDT play well in Utah?

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (NLLmE)

Egg McMuffin got 21.54% of the vote in 2016

Posted by: Theresa May at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (TAmPV)

185 Duke, don't compare her to mashed potatoes. I like mashed potatoes.

And, happy birthday! 🎂

Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (aXucN)

186 What is it with these fat stupid hypocritical smug democrat incitors of violence against women?

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (XROPS)

187 it's concerning.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (Pg+x7)

188 It is amazing, and very telling, how the Left which supposedly hates the idea of Religion in Politics, is CONSTANTLY throwing around religious claims and religious accusations every chance they get.

You'd almost think that politics IS their religion.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (Kpl3J)

Hey hey don't forget about me

Posted by: Satanism at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (uEbPt)

189 The other is a cartoon character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

And she was unreasonably hot for a kid's cartoon about pizza-eating martial arts reptiles

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (39g3+)

190 Doesn't he still play football for the Giants? This Ryan fella...

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (flINI)

191 183 He polls just below Sister-Wives.
Posted by: garrett

Hmmm....so yuge.
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (NLLmE)

Minneapolis is a stone cold lock for him, then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (Ct55T)

192 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (Qk8vt)

I've always read a bit deeper into the 10 Commandments.

Thou shall not take my name in vein is not about saying God Damn it. Heck, its OK to say it if you REALLY mean it.

Its about speaking FOR God as well, ie using the cloak of Religion, to do things which God does not condone.

Posted by: Don Q at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (NgKpN)

193
April Ryan is the "Fantasy Island" Tattoo of the WHCA.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (pNxlR)

194 Leftists are going absolutely bonkers,
Weasel Zippers - Bernie says the Israeli government is extreme right wing and racist

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (BbGew)

195 I still don't understand how Trump is not allowed to keep certain people out of the WH.

Couldn't he just tell Secret Service they pose a security risk?

Posted by: Blago at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (UfkIY)

196 Definitely not someone who should have a gun.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian Easter Worshipper at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (wA4OO)


She shouldn't even have something as dangerous as a smart phone, she could choke on it or put her eye out.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (sLicW)

197 Another blowhard who pretends to know what she is talking about when she wades into religious waters. April dear, Christians do not celebrate Good Friday, we commemorate it. Everything she said after that can be disregarded as self-serving crap.

Posted by: Decaf at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (PUz4C)

198 Anyone here speak street?
@AprilDRyan

Beyonce-my spirit animal and Homecoming-my mood today!#Underfire! Ima keep running cause a winner don't quit on herself-Freedom!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

199
Happy Birthday to Duke
Don't drink till you puke
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to Duke

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (UdKB7)

200 Forget politics, April Ryan lacks basic competence. I mean, what the hell is she talking about?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (rgPG6)

201 Seriously, she sounds mentally unbalanced. She should be interviewed by the SS and a medical professional. CNN should intervene before it becomes tragic.

Posted by: Abby at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (SM/op)

202 Beyonce-my spirit animal and Homecoming-my mood today!#Underfire! Ima keep running cause a winner don't quit on herself-Freedom!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)
--------

Needs a #NotTodaySatan hashtag and then it's perfect.

Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (aXucN)

203 That long space between the bottom of her nose and the top of her lip is very Simian.

Posted by: nip at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (DfGpI)

204 198 Anyone here speak street?
@AprilDRyan

Beyonce-my spirit animal and Homecoming-my mood today!#Underfire! Ima keep running cause a winner don't quit on herself-Freedom!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

Let me try:

"Hurrr, durrr, I'm a complete fucking retard poseur hurrr durrrr....."

... close?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (Ct55T)

205 No apparently the president can't exclude any member of the "press" from a press conference no matter how much of an asshole they are.It's in the Constitution or something.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (AjVAj)

206 Posted by: Don Q at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (NgKpN)

....

I'm in agreement.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (Qk8vt)

207 157 At present, Pelosi is leaning away from impeachment, saying that the facts are "on the president's side" but is trying to leave the possibility open.

http://tinyurl.com/y6oolj2h

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (39g3+)

Others besides me have noticed that there's a deadline in play (and Pelosi certainly knows that) If they're going to try to hold impeachment hearings, they've got to do it this year, probably this summer. If they wait til next year then it becomes the biggest issue of the 2020 Presidential Campaign, which would suit Trump perfectly.

And of course Trump needs to start landing his counterstrikes soon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (Kpl3J)

208
Who are these Aunt Esther Worshippers of whom the statists speak so much?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 06:23 PM (pNxlR)

209 he left always fought back.Trump is notable for not
developing a GOP jello spine(many predicted he would or that he only
attacked Republicans which is faintly ridiculous now)

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:18 PM (AjVAj)

we did on the second part and were wrong about that.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:23 PM (n13/j)

210 April Ryan sounds like a racist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2019 06:23 PM (r+sAi)

211 I'm coming up empty on my research for the source of "April Ryan gets to judge who goes to hell." Zero hits in any religion.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2019 06:23 PM (zRiIZ)

212 If you don't have a story , make yourself the story.

This is CNN.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 06:23 PM (+0faA)

213 Happy birthday Duke!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 06:23 PM (dUJdY)

214 Happy Birthday, Duke.
If April Ryan interviewed Stacy Abrams on Quam Hank Johnson might look like a genius.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (f8dwL)

215 Needs a #NotTodaySatan hashtag and then it's perfect.
Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (aXucN)


Maybe she hasn't got anything on her day planner.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (t+qrx)

216 Ima goin' out on a limb and guess April got into college the same way Moochelle did.

And is just as book learned.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)

217 Any person with a basic knowledge of Christianity, especially someone who can say who can and can't get into heaven, knows that Good Friday is not a "celebration".

The only people that celebrate a crucifixion are Muslims.

Posted by: delbag at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (gJAok)

218 Fucking lunatic.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (NWiLs)

219 No man cometh to the Father except by me.

Posted by: April Ryan at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (hjaPQ)

220 I still don't understand how Trump is not allowed to keep certain people out of the WH.

Couldn't he just tell Secret Service they pose a security risk?
Posted by: Blago at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (UfkIY)

Does anyone remember what the rules imposed on Trump were after he sent little Jimmy Acosta bawling home to his mommy?

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (XROPS)

221 201 Seriously, she sounds mentally unbalanced. She should be interviewed by the SS and a medical professional. CNN should intervene before it becomes tragic.

Posted by: Abby at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (SM/op)

pfft, any black woman who think's she's "all that" talks like that. She's just everyday ghetto trash.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (Kpl3J)

222 "Beyonce-my spirit animal"

Her spirit animal is a wild bore.

Posted by: Don Juan at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (UdKB7)

223 Happy Birthday, Duke!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

224 Beyonce sucks, BTW.


Also, not at all attractive.

Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (jOL8M)

225 Wonder how Captain Cuckrageous and his scurvy crew of cucks will explain this away.

America PAC ran two ads on YouTube against two Democrat Senators who voted against the Born Alive Act. So Google has completely suspended America PAC's advertising account and won't specify which policy this PAC violated.

Trump and all American citizens really need to shatter these Technopolies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (dCvLR)

226 The only people that celebrate a crucifixion are Muslims.

Posted by: delbag at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM

....

Well, she is calling for beheadings. So there is that. Just sayin'

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (Qk8vt)

227 CNN should intervene before it becomes tragic.

Posted by: Abby at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (SM/op)

F that noise, I didn't buy all this popcorn for nothin'!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (Ct55T)

228 Dollars to Donuts that April Ryan will moderate a presidential debate.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (r+sAi)

229
Why are women named April always so crazy?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (TAmPV)

230 The whole "spirit animal" thing is ridiculous bit it does have to be an animal.I guess she is saying Beyonce is an animal.Racist!

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (AjVAj)

231 I pictured April Ryan as a fair, freckle faced, ginger lass.

oooph.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (XROPS)

232 The Untouchables

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (uEbPt)''
right on that one. He did some anti troop thing many years ago that ended it for me.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (n13/j)

233 The Conservative Case for Blasphemous Death Threats by White House Press Corps

by Jen Rubin

Posted by: James OBrien at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (Yu+O2)

234 I lost my eyebrows in The Great Potato Fire.
........

Your eyes had brows? Mine only have stem buds.

Posted by: Brian Stelter, Potato at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (v0R5T)

235 Has anyone ever seen Stacey Abrams in the same room with April Ryan?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

236 224 Beyonce sucks, BTW.

Also, not at all attractive.
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (jOL8M)

She can be maybe sorta kinda pretty with no makeup, but good lord that chick is built like a Weeble and dances like an epileptic Clydesdale.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:27 PM (Ct55T)

237 I typed, and I deleted.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Barely Employed, In Greenland... at April 23, 2019 06:27 PM (Clxcy)

238 Has anyone ever seen Stacey Abrams in the same room with April Ryan?

Mercifully no

Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

239 Does anyone remember what the rules imposed on Trump were after he sent little Jimmy Acosta bawling home to his mommy?
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (XROPS)


I continue to insist that SHS be provided with a spray bottle under the podium, in case any of the correspondents look like they're about to mess the carpet. Acosta in particular.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:27 PM (t+qrx)

240 Why are women named April always so crazy?

....

Aprils, as a general rule, are very taxing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 06:27 PM (Qk8vt)

241 At present, Pelosi is leaning away from impeachment, saying that the facts are "on the president's side" but is trying to leave the possibility open.

***

Not just the facts, Nanzi- the LAW is squarely on his side.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (XROPS)

242 Anyone here speak street?
---
Not me, I only speak Jive.

Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (hjaPQ)

243 Has anyone ever seen Stacey Abrams in the same room with April Ryan?
<<<
April's cuck husband likes to watch them together.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (r+sAi)

244 Our elites can't fake being Christian, something they know nothing about, while any one of us could successfully play a leftie. We all know the "culture" far better than they do.

Posted by: Decaf at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (PUz4C)

245 At least Cynthia McKinney went to Bangladesh.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (+0faA)

246

Smells Like Teen Spirit.

By Teen I mean a 17 year old runaway meth whore whos been on the streets for three years after falsely accusing the mailman of rape after he refused to give her money for heroin and a puppy.

By Spirit I mean the multidrug resistant oral/vag/anal herpatogonosphyilitichanceritis dripping out.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (UFLLM)

247
I lost my eyebrows in The Great Potato Fire.

Mine survived but one has never been the same since.

Posted by: Fat Jerry Nadler at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (TAmPV)

248 About to pour birthday drink. Martini or scotch neat? Hmmmm.

Posted by: Duke Lowell
............
Such binary thinking.. embrace the power of "AND"..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (438dO)

249 I'm happy to say that I don't know who April Ryan is.

Girls named "April", though ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (k2fed)

250 April's twitter feed is a Who's Who of crazy.


"Don't come for April! We got your back, gurl!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

251 The deal on barring reporters from the WH - I think that legally, Trump could do it, but the news crews (even FOX) all said that none of them would show up if he did, plus they'd make this big public stink on all their channels about how he was an Evil Dictator or something. Apparently it was a fight he chose not to have.

I wish he would work out an idea he had early in his Presidency, have a press conference but invite everyone with a blog page and call them press as well, and give them equal access to ask questions. In fact put 100 of them in front and make CNN and all the other networks sit in the back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

252 250 April's twitter feed is a Who's Who of crazy.

"Don't come for April! We got your back, gurl!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

I hope she's got enough followers for that...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:29 PM (Ct55T)

253 Why are women named April always so crazy?

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It is the cruelest month

Posted by: Zombie T.S. Eliot at April 23, 2019 06:29 PM (Izzlo)

254 I was acquainted with an April in Junior and Senior High School. She was smart and nice and sane.

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (KOCKb)

255 What a horrid woman.

Just awful.

And she's had it for Sarah Sanders since Day 1.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (W+vEI)

256 236 224 Beyonce sucks, BTW.

Also, not at all attractive.
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (jOL8M)

She can be maybe sorta kinda pretty with no makeup, but good lord that chick is built like a Weeble and dances like an epileptic Clydesdale.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
___________

Hey now, let's not be throwing around the insults.

Posted by: An Epileptic Clydesdale at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (9vQJW)

257 At least Cynthia McKinney went to Bangladesh.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (+0faA)


Bangladesh?

I don't even know LaDesh.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (k2fed)

258
At least Cynthia McKinney went to Bangladesh.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (+0faA)


There is that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (ptqGC)

259 That would be make the Democrat Presidential contender field more interesting if Cynthia 'The Jews stole the election from me!' McKinney resurfaces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (dCvLR)

260 HA! My mom almost named me April. Thankfully she changed her mind. Thanks mom!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (dUJdY)

261 that biotch be crazy

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (JFO2v)

262 I lost my eyebrows in The Great Potato Fire.

Mine survived but one has never been the same since.
Posted by: Fat Jerry Nadler at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (TAmPV)

Nadless makes Stan Sitwell look sane.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (XROPS)

263 So....God has outsourced Judgements.

Hey April. Okaaaayyyy. Good to know.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (0tfLf)

264 I'm happy to say that I don't know who April Ryan is.

Girls named "April", though ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM

I have zero social media presence nor would I ever watch CNN and I am perfectly fine with it. She sounds like a SCRUNT! BTW I was in the airport in FL yesterday and they had FOX on!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (xR1UF)

265 Has anyone ever seen Stacey Abrams in the same room with April Ryan?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
.........

The lady's restroom at Chipotles. It was a fucking disaster area, believe me.

Posted by: Captain Splatter - I oughta know at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (v0R5T)

266 253 Why are women named April always so crazy?
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It is the cruelest month
Posted by: Zombie T.S. Eliot at April 23, 2019 06:29 PM (Izzlo)

But you never warned us about it also being the fattest, stupidest, craziest month.

Thanks, bro.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:31 PM (Ct55T)

267 >>CNN should intervene before it becomes tragic.


Feeling like it is a strategy at this point:
Jim Acosta and his feud with Trump, April Ryan and her feud with Sanders.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 06:31 PM (W+vEI)

268 For those of you who don't know, this kerfuffle started when Ryan said that Mike Huckabee's daughter, Sarah Sanders, should have her "head lopped off" and Mike took offense.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 06:31 PM (+y/Ru)

269 I just looked up April Ryan.

She is butt-ugly. And not even born in April. What a loser.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:31 PM (k2fed)

270 garrett...do you have the skinny on the fire near the metcalf birds?

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 23, 2019 06:31 PM (kwbNb)

271 she is fukd up as a welfare mother checkbook

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

272 I don't even know LaDesh.


She works at the nail salon.

Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (NLLmE)

273 Leftoids hate themselves. That can be the only answer. I see no other answer. In addition their lust for absolute power has no end. Self hating jackbooted thugs.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (0OmEj)

274 April Ryan is sweating red eye gravy.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (6/uwW)

275
Once again, Judicial Watch doing real work. It is now documented under oath and released that 49,000 of Hillary's missing e-mails were found in Obama's White House.

oops!

The wheels are falling off the walls!

from TGE:

@TomFitton
This astonishing confirmation, made under oath by the FBI, shows that the Obama FBI had to go to President Obama's White House office to find emails that Hillary Clinton tried to destroy or hide from the American people.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (sy5kK)

276 >>Did she eat the pie Sarah made for her?

Of course she didn't.
Ungracious cow.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (W+vEI)

277 They don't like or respect Sarah Sanders because she's a woman.

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (uEbPt)

278 About to pour birthday drink. Martini or scotch neat? Hmmmm.



Posted by: Duke Lowell

You and Mrs 'Zerker share the same birthday apparently. Happy B day!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (9Om/r)

279 Does anyone remember what the rules imposed on Trump were after he sent little Jimmy Acosta bawling home to his mommy?

He has to give advanced warning, was all the judge said. Can't just block him at the door for... well no real tangible reasons just F you orange man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (39g3+)

280 251 The deal on barring reporters from the WH - I think that legally, Trump could do it, but the news crews (even FOX) all said that none of them would show up if he did, plus they'd make this big public stink on all their channels about how he was an Evil Dictator or something. Apparently it was a fight he chose not to have.

I wish he would work out an idea he had early in his Presidency, have a press conference but invite everyone with a blog page and call them press as well, and give them equal access to ask questions. In fact put 100 of them in front and make CNN and all the other networks sit in the back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)

Do a lottery for who gets in the press briefing room.

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (Izzlo)

281 She's Exhibit A as to why all Black Men want to end up with White Wimmin.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (Kpl3J)

282 AOC stole her crazy-eyes schtick from me. She must be part Jew.

Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (hjaPQ)

283 For those of you who don't know, this kerfuffle started when Ryan said that Mike Huckabee's daughter, Sarah Sanders, should have her "head lopped off" and Mike took offense.

And because her dad got upset at this she told him he's going to hell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:33 PM (39g3+)

284 built like a Weeble and dances like an epileptic Clydesdale.

Posted by: Warai-otoko


ROFLMAO!

That's exactly the description I've been looking for all these years. Beyonce, in a nutshell.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:33 PM (k2fed)

285 Remember the Rose Law firm books that Ken Starr was after magically appeared in the White House on Hillary's bed stand IIRC right after Ken closed his investigation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (dCvLR)

286 Mueller kept Strzok and his C.I. team in the loop even after having to fire the Trump hater for bias

Posted by: Axeman


Because of course he did.

Can't wait until Mueller testifies.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (Y3hKx)

287 "The deal on barring reporters from the WH - I think that legally, Trump could do it, but the news crews (even FOX) all said that none of them would show up if he did,"

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I don't see a downside.

Posted by: Decaf at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (PUz4C)

288 the last good thing De Palma did.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (n13/j)


The Untouchables
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (uEbPt)

You can't touch this!

Posted by: MC De Palma at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (vDqXW)

289 30 points has September, April, June and November...

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (uEbPt)

290 One of my husband's oldest brother's three ex wives (he's a prog, so....) is named April. Pretty woman, but absolutely bat-shit crazy.

He took her on a cruise several years ago, and unbeknownst to him, her ex-boyfriend and a friend were on the cruise (just as she'd arranged). BiL walked in their stateroom one afternoon and there she was. With her mouth occupied on the ex-boyfriend.

The marriage kind of went down hill from there. Bigly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

291 I think that legally, Trump could do it, but the news crews (even FOX) all said that none of them would show up if he did

This would bad in what way?

plus they'd make this big public stink on all their channels about how he was an Evil Dictator or something

Yes, well how different than every other day of the week.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (39g3+)

292 Do a lottery for who gets in the press briefing room.

Posted by: josephistan


I'm picturing something with a bit of Shirley Jackson flavoring to it.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (Y3hKx)

293 Remember the Rose Law firm books that Ken Starr was after magically appeared in the White House on Hillary's bed stand IIRC right after Ken closed his investigation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (dCvLR)
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[NOT OBSTRUCTION]

Posted by: The Media Stamp at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (vDqXW)

294 Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (Y3hKx)

LMFAO

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (uEbPt)

295 He took her on a cruise several years ago, and unbeknownst to him, her ex-boyfriend and a friend were on the cruise (just as she'd arranged). BiL walked in their stateroom one afternoon and there she was. With her mouth occupied on the ex-boyfriend.

The marriage kind of went down hill from there. Bigly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)

what about 7 mile dick sucking rule?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (JFO2v)

296 Remember the Rose Law firm books that Ken Starr was after magically appeared in the White House on Hillary's bed stand IIRC right after Ken closed his investigation.

Posted by: Anna Puma


That right there is the very definition of Diabolical Narcissism.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (Y3hKx)

297 The marriage kind of went down hill from there. Bigly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)


Nothing good ever happens on a cruise.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (t+qrx)

298 292 Do a lottery for who gets in the press briefing room.

Posted by: josephistan


I'm picturing something with a bit of Shirley Jackson flavoring to it.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (Y3hKx)

Ha! Nice!

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (Izzlo)

299 Um I dated a girl named April and... no offense to any 'ette here named that because I think its a really pretty name but

Yeah. Messed up in the head.

Every David I've known has been a screwup too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (39g3+)

300 And because her dad got upset at this she told him he's going to hell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:33 PM (39g3+)
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Yes, proof of her godly character.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (vDqXW)

301 When is the WHCD and will anyone from the Trump team be attending this year?

"Nerd prom" = hate fest

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (W+vEI)

302 Hally Berrie, OTOH, still looks nice.

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (KOCKb)

303 Trump on kicking reporters out.

He is in the cat-bird seat. The Press wants to cover what he does.

CNN ignored Saddam murdering people to keep access. So I suggest Trump ban CNN and anyone else who complains.

Then sit back and gloat while all these worthless dregs of society cry and throw tantrums over Trump being a meanie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (dCvLR)

304 He took her on a cruise several years ago, and
unbeknownst to him, her ex-boyfriend and a friend were on the cruise
(just as she'd arranged). BiL walked in their stateroom one afternoon
and there she was. With her mouth occupied on the ex-boyfriend.

The marriage kind of went down hill from there. Bigly.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)


How long before the coast guard called off the search?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (9Om/r)

305 292 Do a lottery for who gets in the press briefing room.

Posted by: josephistan


I'm picturing something with a bit of Shirley Jackson flavoring to it.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (Y3hKx)

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Katie Holmes at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (Izzlo)

306 AOC stole her crazy-eyes schtick from me. She must be part Jew.

Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (hjaPQ)


"The janitor part." -- Barky

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (k2fed)

307 Oh, forgot to mention... re: Romney.

Way back in 2012, in my previous life, when I had a business and shit, I had a subcontractor who did work for me, american-of-mexican-descent, not-as-lean, not-as-mean, still a marine, etc., who had a bumper sticker on his truck.

"I'm voting for the Mormon over the Moron."

Or something to that effect.

Well, if Romney's going to primary Trump, I'm going to have to get the reverse bumper sticker.

"I'm voting for the Moron over the Mormon."

Maybe I'll have some made.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Barely Employed, In Greenland... at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (Clxcy)

308 Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
If we put a 2% tax on the wealthiest families in the country, we can provide universal Pre-K, universal free college, knock back student loan debt for 95% of Americans - and still have a trillion dollars leftover.

-
Squaw, do you even math?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (+y/Ru)

309 Hally Berrie, OTOH, still looks nice.


Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (KOCKb)


She's got bats in her belfry, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

310 Nothing good ever happens on a cruise.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (t+qrx)

I get fukd

Posted by: billy cs wife at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)

311 What does the 'D' in April D Ryan mean anyway?

D as in DUMB?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (dCvLR)

312 >>. . .The marriage kind of went down hill from there. Bigly.



"What happens in international waters doesn't count, right?"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (W+vEI)

313 ..

They shouldn't trust her.
She looks like a car bomber.

A Buick LeSabre with a smashed up grill, in fact.

Posted by: Mongo at April 23, 2019 06:38 PM (7QGL/)

314 So you can't blow a guy even in international waters? What's the world coming to?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at April 23, 2019 06:38 PM (hjaPQ)

315 What cracks me up about the Dem response to the Mueller report (ok no collusion, we'll pretend that part was never in play and scream obstruction because the president refused to cooperate in a coup attempt) is that every one of these special counsels has found that the president's office tried to block the investigation wherever they could. All of them. Its not new, unique, or even unreasonable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:38 PM (39g3+)

316 For those of you who don't know, this kerfuffle started when Ryan said that Mike Huckabee's daughter, Sarah Sanders, should have her "head lopped off" and Mike took offense.

And because her dad got upset at this she told him he's going to hell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:33 PM (39g3+)

I wonder how her dad would react if someone publicly called for little smug April's head to be "lopped off."?

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:38 PM (XROPS)

317 311 What does the 'D' in April D Ryan mean anyway?

D as in DUMB?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (dCvLR)

Da Fuq?

Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 06:38 PM (Izzlo)

318 308
2% sounds ak until you look are rate of return. So say you go taxes free bonds at 3%, then that is 60% tax rates. Say you think S and P does 8% then that is 25% rate.

Hiway Robbery!

Posted by: billy cs wife at April 23, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)

319 The stupid just drips with this one. drip drip drip drip

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 23, 2019 06:40 PM (nQHw/)

320 {284 built like a Weeble and dances like an epileptic Clydesdale.

Posted by: Warai-otoko

ROFLMAO!

That's exactly the description I've been looking for all these years. Beyonce, in a nutshell.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair}



If I said this to one of my co-workers, she'd stab me to death with the pointy end of her high heels. Beyoncé has a creepy cult fan base. Her talents are mediocre at best.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 23, 2019 06:40 PM (D93U1)

321
What does the 'D' in April D Ryan mean anyway?

We know it isn't her cup size.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 06:41 PM (TAmPV)

322 When you're transitioning to a different gender, hormone therapy can be a challenge. Carbs tend to smooth out the ragged edges.

Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2019 06:41 PM (LuPts)

323 Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Barely Employed, In Greenland... at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (Clxcy)
I don't get it

Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:41 PM (uEbPt)

324 Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
If we put a 2% tax on the wealthiest families in the country, we can provide universal Pre-K, universal free college, knock back student loan debt for 95% of Americans - and still have a trillion dollars leftover.

-
Squaw, do you even math?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (+y/Ru)

Who exactly are 'the wealthiest'?

Does the tax go on income...or assets?



What happens in year 2 or 3 when all those people have left the country?

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:41 PM (XROPS)

325 253 Why are women named April always so crazy?

I've never known any women named April.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (NWiLs)

326 Imagine how insane every Dem in the country would go if Pence, for example, came out and said that Mayor Buttplug was going to hell for sucking cock.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)

327 321 easy. Dike

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (nQHw/)

328
Does the tax go on income...or assets?

Assets

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (TAmPV)

329 Nothing good ever happens on a cruise.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (t+qrx)

It depends. I go every year. Its a metal cruise on a big ass royal carribean ship, with 60 metal bands, and we kind of take over the ship, and one year we drank the ship dry before it left the port. A shit ton of good things happens on that cruise. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (9Om/r)

330 325 253 Why are women named April always so crazy?

I've never known any women named April.

I saw a Miss April once. At least I saw a picture of her.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)

331 235 Has anyone ever seen Stacey Abrams in the same room with April Ryan?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)


No, because this would happen:

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap190414.html

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (sdi6R)

332 Hair Plugs/Butt Plug 2020

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM (dCvLR)

333 I really hope the not usually very political American is seeing these Leftists sticking their foot in their mouths daily and finds them revolting.

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM (BbGew)

334 Does the tax go on income...or assets?

Assets
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (TAmPV)

Yeah, that won't have any unintended consequences.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM (XROPS)

335 Squaw, do you even math?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (+y/Ru)
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Forget where you are?

They said there would be no math.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM (vDqXW)

336 When the BiL and the cheating wife got home, she instigated a fight and had the police come and throw him out of their very nice home. We invited him to stay with us for a while, which we regretted.


Anyhow, the cheating April moved her boyfriend in the house and packed up everything they owned, and left for her home state of Utah, towing the nice sports car her aunt had given my BiL. What she couldn't fit in the UHaul she trashed.


Gah. I could write a book.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

337 Tell me April's chin hasn't seen a few sets of balls. Amirite?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (VkWRL)

338 What does the 'D' in April D Ryan mean anyway?
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April de Ryan.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (vDqXW)

339 Hair Plugs/Butt Plug 2020
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM


I'm ready to climb aboard!

Posted by: Shep! at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (xR1UF)

340 The math is a lie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (dCvLR)

341 Basically this whole exchange comes down to:

April Ryan: This woman is a horrible liar whose head should be cut off!!!!

The woman's dad: hey! don't say stuff like that!

April Ryan: YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!

Other people: what is wrong with you??

April Ryan: Y'all are endangering me! If anything happens to me you'll all pay!!!!1!!!!!11!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (39g3+)

342 253 Why are women named April always so crazy?
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STOP CALLING ME APRIL, COCKSUCKER!

Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (hjaPQ)

343 What does the 'D' in April D Ryan mean anyway?

Dumb shit? Ditz?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (xR1UF)

344 Brett Baier has Jonah Goldberg on his panel in the highly watched 45-minutes-in segment of "Special Report."

Brett Cucking Baier.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (+fPHo)

345 OMG. Jonah Goldberg is actually making sense tonight.

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (KOCKb)

346 Fauxahontas should study up on how many high wage earners fled California when they upped the state income tax retroactively by about 2 percent. Same with NY. Im no economist, but I can guarantee her plan would not have the result she intends.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (XROPS)

347 321
What does the 'D' in April D Ryan mean anyway?

We know it isn't her cup size.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 06:41 PM (TAmPV)

D Double Axe Handle Ass Size

Posted by: billy cs wife at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (JFO2v)

348 I really hope the not usually very political American is seeing these Leftists sticking their foot in their mouths daily and finds them revolting.
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM (BbGew)
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When the gun-grabbing, normal-attacking, socialist, open-borders stuff starts not losing, then we have a real fucking problem.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (vDqXW)

349 April "Damned" Ryan.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (aBR7R)

350 336 When the BiL and the cheating wife got home, she instigated a fight and had the police come and throw him out of their very nice home. We invited him to stay with us for a while, which we regretted.


Anyhow, the cheating April moved her boyfriend in the house and packed up everything they owned, and left for her home state of Utah, towing the nice sports car her aunt had given my BiL. What she couldn't fit in the UHaul she trashed.


Gah. I could write a book.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

Wasn't her fault. I'm sure it was entirely justified by the BiL not being sufficiently emotionally available.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

351 'Hair Plugs/Butt Plug 2020'

I'm thinking the Dems know they are going to lose to DT so they are going to throw Joe out there to get him out of the way forever. If by some miracle he were to win that would be great but they know their candidates suck. In more ways than one.

Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (UdKB7)

352 Hey Bernie! Should the felons get their right to own a firearm back too?

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (KOCKb)

353 I have become comfortably numb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob2VbWPTVhc

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (d7Ww2)

354 Heh. So glad the left has so many stoopids.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (+/zXg)

355 If I'm Huckabee, I would be all "hey April, you'll be going to hell for those bj's you gave to get a press pass before I do."

Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (VkWRL)

356 OMG. Jonah Goldberg is actually making sense tonight.

Did he pick the wrong week to stop snorting bath salts and superglue?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (dCvLR)

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (QBI7Q)

358 Unfortunately I think to a certain degree, Trump brought this kind of thing on. He goes on the attack when attacked and they've learned from him. Now when called on anything, they start yelling insults and attacks back.


He deals from a better position. In a battle of wits, April is unarmed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (yQpMk)

359 >>@ewarren
If we put a 2% tax on the wealthiest families in the country, we can provide universal Pre-K, universal free college, knock back student loan debt for 95% of Americans - and still have a trillion dollars leftover.


LOL, like that "extra" trillion wouldn't be gobbled up immediately. Government doesn't save money, it finds reasons to spend more.

Also love the assumption the "wealthiest" wouldn't find a way to avoid this. Yes, mister rich guys and gals, stand still while I tax you, don't call your smart tax accountant to move it out of the country, etc.!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (W+vEI)

360 I don't know why Sanders would ever call on this wench again.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (XROPS)

361 I'm thinking the Dems know they are going to lose to DT so they are going to throw Joe out there to get him out of the way forever.

I think so too. I think they are certain they can't win and are just trying a hail Mary with all these freaks hoping one catches on. If not, well they had their shot and now step aside for real candidates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (39g3+)

362 April Ryan: Y'all are endangering me! If anything happens to me you'll all pay!!!!1!!!!!11!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (39g3+)
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Yup. She's afraid of the violent right-wing hoard that everyone on the left hallucinates about.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (vDqXW)

363 322 When you're transitioning to a different gender, hormone therapy can be a challenge. Carbs tend to smooth out the ragged edges.
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2019 06:41 PM (LuPts)

wildebeest?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

364 {325 253 Why are women named April always so crazy?

I've never known any women named April.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front }


I knew an April once but she wasn't crazy. Bitter, resentful, and full of rage but not...... Ok, maybe she was a little crazy. When I knew her, she had already been married 3 times and she was 23.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (D93U1)

365 why is only Trump not allowed to be the full president? Did they change the Constitution in 2016? My guess is that if Abraham Lincoln or FDR wanted to ban a reporter, they could have done so.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (n13/j)

366 What does the 'D' in April D Ryan mean anyway?
...........


Derp.

Posted by: April D. Ryan at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

367 108 We've secretly replaced April's brain with mashed potatoes. Let's see if anyone notices!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (gC2IV)

Mashed cauliflower would be better.

Posted by: Fox2! at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (rpYJm)

368
What happened to the "violent rhetoric towards journalists" caused by President Trump??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (QBI7Q)

369 Basically this whole exchange comes down to:
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (39g3+)


Yep, it's easier to follow when the chronology is all laid out like that. You can lead into it with

SHS: I made a pie
April Ryan: STOP LYING YOU ARE SHAKING THIS COUNTRY TO ITS FOUNDATIONS WITH ALL YOUR LIES YOU CAN NOT MAKE PIE WHARRGARBL

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (t+qrx)

370 Mark Levin reading examples of Leftists saying the most vile statements about President Trump

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)

371 I don't know why Sanders would ever call on this wench again.
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (XROPS)
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I would imagine that past "death threats" are probably a good reason to ban a reporter from the briefing.

I'm just saying.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (vDqXW)

372 He is advising Slo Joe to jump into the race and say "I am not a Socialist. I am the only grown-up here."
I am thinking "I am definitely voting for Bernie in the SC primary."
LOL

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (KOCKb)

373 And Warren's plan assumes that universal free college (and universal PreK) is some actual goal of ours.

I don't see either as a benefit --at all.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (XROPS)

374 why is only Trump not allowed to be the full president? Did they change the Constitution in 2016?

I think its like Boston clubs in the 1970s.

"OH OK fine we will let those ... colored sorts in. But we don't have to give them full membership benefits."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (39g3+)

375
Does Sarah Sanders feel unsafe?

Because Fake News was just telling us that fake journalists didn't feel safe because of the climate created by President Trump.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (QBI7Q)

376 Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
If we put a 2% tax on the wealthiest families in the country, we can provide universal Pre-K, universal free college, knock back student loan debt for 95% of Americans - and still have a trillion dollars leftover.


LOL.

But I have to say this new concept of "taxing families" is kind of interesting. How does that work?

I assume she's talking about a wealth tax, here.

These lefties are totally nuts, totally stupid, and totally evil.

"and still have a trillion dollars leftover". LOL. "The money is everywhere. It's raining money. There's so much money we can pay for everything and still have it raining money. Free money! Free money! Just have the courage and foresight to take it!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (k2fed)

377 I thought Pharisees couldn't be women???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (Dh1wo)

378 Lincoln and FDR (and Woodrow Wilson) would have had her arrested.

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:50 PM (KOCKb)

379 >>>wildebeest?<<<

Water Buffalo.

Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2019 06:50 PM (LuPts)

380
Warren's plan is to STEAL money from some to give it to others, so that the others will vote for her.

That's her "plan."

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:50 PM (QBI7Q)

381 I thought Pharisees couldn't be women???

Not watched Life of Brian in awhile have you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:50 PM (dCvLR)

382
g'early evenin', 'rons

(from Waterbury, Connecticut)

Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at April 23, 2019 06:51 PM (PXbkt)

383 Sure, April Ryan can keep coming to the press conferences.


Just never, ever call on her again. And refuse to answer anyone who asks.


Watch April whine and her fellow lefties circle around her.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 06:51 PM (sy5kK)

384
Question:

How long until Disney removes Washington and Jefferson from their robot presidents?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:51 PM (QBI7Q)

385
This chick would be pretty easy to control given her appearance-

just plop a box of cream puffs in front of her.

She be so busy shoving them down her throat she would have time to say anything more than-

"Mmmf aggluff mmmmmfff blaffup"

Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2019 06:51 PM (CRRq9)

386 why is only Trump not allowed to be the full president? Did they change the Constitution in 2016? My guess is that if Abraham Lincoln or FDR wanted to ban a reporter, they could have done so.
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (n13/j)
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Because what you are seeing is the fruition of the narcissism on the left. The President should only be what they think it should be in a given case.

They think that a person proven guilty of a crime should NOT be impeached--and it was a personal vendetta against decent people getting blowjobs from underlings in the workplace, and that people who weren't fully exonerated should be impeached for their possible crimes of "obstruction", which is really making too big a fuss about the frame job Washington is trying to run on you.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (vDqXW)

387 And Warren's plan assumes that universal free college (and universal PreK) is some actual goal of ours.

---

If anything college should be much, much harder to get into and prohibitively expensive in order to discourage 60-75% of current consumers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (bsfko)

388 Hey, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (t+qrx)

389 April Ryan: STOP LYING YOU ARE SHAKING THIS COUNTRY TO ITS FOUNDATIONS WITH ALL YOUR LIES YOU CAN NOT MAKE PIE WHARRGARBL

Yeah she's definitely unstable

I am thinking "I am definitely voting for Bernie in the SC primary."

Oh, I'm registering Democrat this time around for the primaries. Oh my yes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (39g3+)

390 why is only Trump not allowed to be the full president? Did they change the Constitution in 2016?



I think its like Boston clubs in the 1970s.



"OH OK fine we will let those ... colored sorts in. But we don't have to give them full membership benefits."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (39g3+)

i think you are right.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (n13/j)

391
Question #3: Has Disney ever changed the speeches of the robot presidents?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (QBI7Q)

392 The Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo would object I think. So would the F2A but it was a buffalo in the sky compared to the Zero.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (dCvLR)

393 How many troops in the Free Shit Army want to go to college. What they want is free dope and easy sex. It's all they're good at.

Posted by: torabora at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (3R9wx)

394 Wow so after calling for heads to be 'lopped off' she confronts her targets father with "If anything happens to me and mine"? That is absolutely a terroristic threat!! am I right??

Posted by: sOME mORON at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (k3N8X)

395 just plop a box of cream puffs in front of her.

Then April will go on Twitter claiming that Sarah Sanders is trying to kill her by diabetes....

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (dCvLR)

396 What does the 'D' in April D Ryan mean anyway?

--

Typo. She left out the apostro'phe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (bsfko)

397
LOL.

But I have to say this new concept of "taxing families" is kind of interesting. How does that work?

I assume she's talking about a wealth tax, here.

These lefties are totally nuts, totally stupid, and totally evil.

"and still have a trillion dollars leftover". LOL. "The money is everywhere. It's raining money. There's so much money we can pay for everything and still have it raining money. Free money! Free money! Just have the courage and foresight to take it!"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (k2fed)


I loved the meme with Sandy Ocasio on The Price is Right. She was a contestant.

Every single item's price was "free".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (sy5kK)

398 Warren's plan is to STEAL money from some to give it to others, so that the others will vote for her.

That's her "plan."



Well, it sounds bad if you say it that way.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (yQpMk)

399 Hair Plugs/Butt Plug 2020
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM

Pete/Kamala 2020.

Booty gig/Booty for gig.

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (t6MX/)

400
hey, hogmartin

Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (PXbkt)

401 Question #3: Has Disney ever changed the speeches of the robot presidents?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (QBI7Q)
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Four score and seven years ago our diversely-gendered forebeings brought forth onto this continent....

Posted by: Abe! 2019 at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (vDqXW)

402 Fauxahantus's ignorant squealing for free stuff is just what you'd expect from someone who immorally and possibly illegally got a teaching position by falsely claiming to be an oppressed minority.


And who forecloses on the actual poor.

Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (XROPS)

403 Dis bitch got to go!

Posted by: WH custodian at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (k3N8X)

404 393 How many troops in the Free Shit Army want to go to college. What they want is free dope and easy sex. It's all they're good at.
Posted by: torabora at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (3R9wx)

Where was all this free dope and easy sex when I was in college?

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

405


Run Von Ryan!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 06:55 PM (aKsyK)

406 What they want is free dope and easy sex. It's all they're good at.



Err yes ... well .. hmm .. quite.

*shiftyeyes*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2019 06:55 PM (yQpMk)

407 Booty gig/Booty for gig.

Posted by: Brian Williams at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (t6MX/)
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Mayor / Yes you may.

Posted by: Abe! 2019 at April 23, 2019 06:55 PM (vDqXW)

408 Would it be racist to call her a paranoid snowflake?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2019 06:55 PM (uAgHA)

409 Elizabeth Warren
@ewarren
If we put a 2% tax on the wealthiest families in the country, we can provide universal Pre-K, universal free college, knock back student loan debt for 95% of Americans - and still have a trillion dollars leftover.

*****

This woman is criminally stupid.
I think in her mind wealthy begins at $30K a year.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 06:55 PM (0tfLf)

410 The last time I went to Disneyland (1980?), they only had Mr. Lincoln. Have they added OShitforBrains?

Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (KOCKb)

411 I think in her mind wealthy begins at $30K a year.

---

I'm sure it would be whatever the welfare cutoff is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (bsfko)

412 380
Warren's plan is to STEAL money from some to give it to others, so that the others will vote for her.

That's her "plan."
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:50 PM (QBI7Q)

Why not just kill family and take all wealth. You could do so much more!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

413 Hair Plugs/Butt Plug 2020
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM

Buttgig/Booker 2020 - Make America Gay Again!

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

414 See? NO MA'AM was right!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (Dh1wo)

415 The role of the train in Von Ryan's Express will be played by April D Ryan and not Brian Denehey as previously announced.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (dCvLR)

416 Wow so after calling for heads to be 'lopped off' she confronts her targets father with "If anything happens to me and mine"? That is absolutely a terroristic threat!! am I right??
Posted by: sOME mORON at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (k3N8X)
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The delusion and lack of self-awareness on the left cannot be overestimated.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (vDqXW)

417 Amy Knobslobber sounds nice.


Please clap.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 23, 2019 06:57 PM (Z+IKu)

418 Holy shit get to poppin!!

Posted by: Orville Redenbacher at April 23, 2019 06:57 PM (k3N8X)

419 >>I think its like Boston clubs in the 1970s.

No Irish!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 06:57 PM (/tuJf)

420 Have they added OShitforBrains?
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (KOCKb)

Yes, and idiot cultists cheered for him, the dummy.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 06:57 PM (t6MX/)

421 391
Question #3: Has Disney ever changed the speeches of the robot presidents?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (QBI7Q)

Bhussein now in native kenyon

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 06:58 PM (JFO2v)

422 Oggi Ben-Doggy of the Red-Eye Knights, "Who is the greater dummy, the dummy or those who follow him?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:58 PM (dCvLR)

423 If anything college should be much, much harder to get into and prohibitively expensive in order to discourage 60-75% of current consumers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (bsfko)


Government money and loan guarantees just have to be taken out of it. No more tuition coming from the government - exactly the opposite of the left's push. Everything will return to normal in no time. Shitty schools will close. Crap departments will disappear. There will be state schools with reasonable tuition rates that are accessible to all who can get in - the way it was for many years.

And school sports programs which are really professional programs need to go to their own semi-pro leagues. This might never happen, but it should.

And TItle IX has to be stopped dead and beaten until it stops twitching. Then crushed until its guts spill out.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (k2fed)

424 410 The last time I went to Disneyland (1980?), they only had Mr. Lincoln. Have they added OShitforBrains?
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (KOCKb)
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Disney World has all of them - TFG is in the back row now, looking like he's about to fall forward. They really nailed Trump's mannerisms.

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (nNY+7)

425
3: Has Disney ever changed the speeches of the robot presidents?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (QBI7Q)


Yes. They all apologize now.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (TAmPV)

426 April Ryan has caused more damage to America the last 2 years than most felons.

Using nothing but her mouth.

Creating unbridled hate for a living is a sad way to spend these days on earth.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (sy5kK)

427 Disney World has all of them - TFG is in the back row now, looking like he's about to fall forward. They really nailed Trump's mannerisms.

Those would be a lot of fun to build, honestly

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (39g3+)

428 Lending - especially government backed lending - has fucked up the economics of college, housing and automobiles. None of these things would be so god damned expensive if it wasn't for the lending industry.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 07:00 PM (NWiLs)

429 Disney World has all of them - TFG is in the back row now, looking like he's about to fall forward. They really nailed Trump's mannerisms."

How I wish they would have that Italian float Trump!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 07:01 PM (Kpl3J)

430 Disney World has all of them - TFG is in the back row now, looking like he's about to fall forward. They really nailed Trump's mannerisms.
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (nNY+7)
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But he only speaks Russian.

Posted by: Robert Iger at April 23, 2019 07:01 PM (vDqXW)

431

Is there a robot Woodrow Wilson?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 07:01 PM (aKsyK)

432 Is there a robot Woodrow Wilson?

It caught a virus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 07:01 PM (dCvLR)

433 They think that a person proven guilty of a crime should NOT be impeached--and it was a personal vendetta
against decent people getting blowjobs from underlings in the
workplace, and that people who weren't fully exonerated should be
impeached for their possible crimes of "obstruction", which is really
making too big a fuss about the frame job Washington is trying to run on
you.

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (vDqXW)

I was in a DC suburb a while back and saw a "Resistance" sign in front of a million dollar home. That stuck with me.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 07:02 PM (n13/j)

434
But for how long will the Washington and Jefferson robots be displayed?

I have no doubt whatsoever Disney has already received demands they remove them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 07:02 PM (QBI7Q)

435 376
"and still have a trillion dollars leftover". LOL. "The money is everywhere. It's raining money. There's so much money we can pay for everything and still have it raining money. Free money! Free money! Just have the courage and foresight to take it!"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (k2fed)


Bill Whittle worked out the math to that a few years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=661pi6K-8WQ

Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

436 Those would be a lot of fun to build, honestly
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (39g3+)
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My son claimed they had started Cankles and retrofitted Trump onto her. His gesture and expression when they get to Lincoln is hilarious- like "this guy, he's the best this guy right here".

Posted by: jhawk90 at April 23, 2019 07:03 PM (nNY+7)

437 maybe we call her something like Lt. Hassan. Clearly unstable.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 23, 2019 07:04 PM (9AcAx)

438 Is there a robot Woodrow Wilson?
------
Yes. He lights a cross on fire and gives the finger to the Kennedy and Obama figures.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2019 07:04 PM (Dh1wo)

439
My one time I went to Disney World in 1980 my favorite part was the robot presidents. Space Mountain scared me but when it was over I loved it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 07:04 PM (QBI7Q)

440 My son claimed they had started Cankles and retrofitted Trump onto her. His gesture and expression when they get to Lincoln is hilarious- like "this guy, he's the best this guy right here".
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 23, 2019 07:03 PM (nNY+7)


The part where Trump robot grabbed the Bronco robot by the pussy was spot on.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 07:05 PM (t6MX/)

441 Yeah and Poke Her in Da Hiney can campaign in Miami with the 'students' on spring break spending all that loan cash!!!!!

Posted by: sOME mORON at April 23, 2019 07:05 PM (k3N8X)

442
The best part of Warren's plan to steal people's money for votes:

Having a trillion dollars left over.


THEN WHY TAKE THAT 'EXTRA TRILLION' AWAY IN THE FIRST PLACE??

Answer: Because she can.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 07:06 PM (QBI7Q)

443 My son claimed they had started Cankles and retrofitted Trump onto her.

I've heard that theory before and I think there's something to it. I mean they can't make two robots and then finish the one that wins.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 07:06 PM (39g3+)

444 But for how long will the Washington and Jefferson robots be displayed?

They will be "removed to a museum t.m." It will be a museum of misfit toys like all the rest. My guess will be some mountain at high altitude.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 07:07 PM (n13/j)

445 Speaking of building, if you're inclined to need this sort of thing occasionally:

Northern Tool has 100 piece specialty bits for $3.00 shipped. If you don't know what that means, it's those weird shaped screw and bolt heads you'll see and think "what the heck? How do I get that out?"

https://bit.ly/2W2nTZH

use code 265006 (it's an email promo code they sent out to everyone)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 07:07 PM (bsfko)

446
She's not only gonna steal other people's property/wealth, she's gonna steal an extra trillion dollars for good measure...just because.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 07:07 PM (QBI7Q)

447 428 Lending - especially government backed lending - has fucked up the economics of college, housing and automobiles. None of these things would be so god damned expensive if it wasn't for the lending industry.


Absolute truth. No varnish.

6 banks control over 80% of all cashflow in America, down from the hundreds of regional banks back in the '80's.

Instead of a single huge bank, force them to break up into dozens of regional banks. A group of banks could together fund anything the megabank can, but there would be multiple Management teams making wise financial decisions, and the corrupting nature of absolute power would have countered the many terrible actions of the megabanks in the last 15 years.


"Let us control the money of a nation, and we care not who makes its laws"

- Amyer Rothschild

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 07:07 PM (sy5kK)

448 My favorite part of Disney World was the toilets.

Nice and big, air conditioned and clean.

And their plumbing can take a punch.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 23, 2019 07:07 PM (Z+IKu)

449 In case you need to read more stupid sh!t written by PoC women today, check out Dahleen Glanton in the Chicago Tribune, excusing the mobs of wilding "youth" ruining downtown. Or check out Whitney Davis' cri de coeur about CBS not having the exactly correct balance of races employed.

Posted by: gp Waist-Deep in the Sh!thole at April 23, 2019 07:07 PM (mk9aG)

450
When you encourage a society where every mental pathology is celebrated, you get an April Ryan.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 07:08 PM (LsBY9)

451 I doubt it would be too difficult to retrofit a smaller ass on the PDT robot manikin.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2019 07:09 PM (Dh1wo)

452 By the way, the Kuwaiti's have solved homosexuality. This scientist came up with a suppository that kills the "anal worm" that feeds on semen. I guess that's what causes it. Amazingly science, you would have thought someone would have found this worm before, but it took the Kuwaitis.

http://tinyurl.com/y3y7q3tc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 07:09 PM (39g3+)

453 Speaking of walking, talking soup cans:

@IlhanMN

Pursuing an education shouldn't mean straddling oneself with a mountain of debt. I believe in cancelling all $1.4 trillion dollars of student debt and investing in tuition-free and debt-free two- and four-year public colleges and universities.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2019 07:09 PM (uAgHA)

454 and investing in tuition-free and debt-free two- and four-year public colleges and universities.

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It's worked out so well for high school.

Also, if it's tuition free, why would two year colleges still be needed?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 07:10 PM (bsfko)

455 LOL: Jussie Fairfax's new slogan We Rise to Get Her with a phallus!

http://tinyurl.com/y62rxwa4

Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 07:10 PM (vDqXW)

456
Or is she the archetypical Angry Black Woman? Nothing more frightening than that.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 07:11 PM (LsBY9)

457 By the way, the Kuwaiti's have solved homosexuality. This scientist came up with a suppository that kills the "anal worm" that feeds on semen. I guess that's what causes it. Amazingly science, you would have thought someone would have found this worm before, but it took the Kuwaitis.

http://tinyurl.com/y3y7q3tc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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It's like a gay porn version of "The Wrath of Khan!"

Posted by: RKae at April 23, 2019 07:11 PM (vP0jg)

458
By the way, the Kuwaiti's have solved homosexuality. This scientist came up with a suppository that kills the "anal worm" that feeds on semen. I guess that's what causes it. Amazingly science, you would have thought someone would have found this worm before, but it took the Kuwaitis.

So they solved homosexuality with something you stick up your ass?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 07:11 PM (TAmPV)

459 April will be next seen in Central Park, wearing a dirty torn tank top and muffin top spandex, screaming at passersby about the END TIMES!

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2019 07:11 PM (90T4r)

460 I doubt it would be too difficult to retrofit a smaller ass on the PDT robot manikin.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2019 07:09 PM (Dh1wo)
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Stop talking about me!

Posted by: Brie at April 23, 2019 07:11 PM (vDqXW)

461
353 I have become comfortably numb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob2VbWPTVhc
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (d7Ww2)
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Thanks for the link, nurse r. David Gilmour is the man, and Vedder did a great job with the vocals.

Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 07:11 PM (Ku980)

462 My eyes rolled right outta my head...

@BillKristol

Just now boarding at Reagan:
Gate agent laughing: "Does Trump love you yet?"
Me: “I doubt it.”
He, turning serious: “The Democrats need to impeach him. He’s dangerous.”
Me: “Are you a Democrat?”
Him: “I’m a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president.”

Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2019 07:12 PM (cF8AT)

463 I Hate Kuwaiti anal worms.

Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2019 07:12 PM (90T4r)

464 By the way, the Kuwaiti's have solved homosexuality. This scientist came up with a suppository that kills the "anal worm" that feeds on semen. I guess that's what causes it. Amazingly science, you would have thought someone would have found this worm before, but it took the Kuwaitis.

http://tinyurl.com/y3y7q3tc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 07:09 PM (39g3+)


That's a nick waiting to happen.

Nood, SCOTUS, btw.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

465 Q: So. What comes after a trillion?

A: Female Brazillions.

Posted by: wth at April 23, 2019 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

466


nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 07:14 PM (QBI7Q)

467 Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2019 07:12 PM (cF8AT)

Weird but not surprising. I would have called the guy out and even reported him. What the hell was this freak asking you?

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 07:15 PM (n13/j)

468 I'm generally fairly pro female brazilians.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 07:17 PM (bsfko)

469 Weird but not surprising. I would have called the guy out and even reported him. What the hell was this freak asking you?
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 07:15 PM (n13/j)


It didn't happen to her, it happened in Kristol's fever dreams.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 07:18 PM (t+qrx)

470 weird but not surprising. I would have called the guy out and even reported him. What the hell was this freak asking you?

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 07:15 PM (n13/j)



It didn't happen to her, it happened in Kristol's fever dreams.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 07:18 PM (t+qrx)

Ok, I missed that. It is getting so weird out there that I can buy anything at this point. I don't get the Kristol game. I guess he thinks he is doing the right thing, but he will never be accepted again by either side. If that is your hill, than fine, I can't question that. But most of these guys want power and he is beyond clueless if he thinks he will ever have it again with anyone.

Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 07:21 PM (n13/j)

471 How can there be a good, I was just there?

Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 07:22 PM (BbGew)

472
"And their plumbing can take a punch."

Pure poetry.

Posted by: nip at April 23, 2019 07:23 PM (RXwUQ)

473 You fuckers need to shut up about my woman.

Posted by: Shreck at April 23, 2019 07:24 PM (qQKO1)

474 Apologies if this was already noted, but Christians don't "celebrate" Good Friday any more than they "worship" Easter. Good Friday is a sad, solemn day. Christians "commemorate" or "observe" the day.

Posted by: Pervy Grin at April 23, 2019 08:04 PM (qSYEB)

475 The perfect response to most of these spasms of idiocy, "Who bitch dis is?"

Posted by: Chuck Finley at April 24, 2019 11:29 AM (4V+1q)

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