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April Dumb Ryan Spazzes Out -- Again -- and Says That Mike Huckabee Is Going to Hell Because He Disrespected Her
Should this labile lunatic retain her White House press credentials?
She seems emotionally volatile -- this is hardly the first time she's had serious beef with someone in the White House -- and not the sort of person I'd permit in a secure environment. And now she's talking a lot about dying and going to Hell and being "afraid." And warning Mike Huckabee about vague consequences. It's worrying.Will you get into heaven? The answer is no! https://t.co/oUpSVVbLx2
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) April 20, 2019
By the way you should be celebrating Good Friday or do you even remember Jesus anymore? He would not come down from the cross just to save himself! He decided to die... https://t.co/M72QQACjqV
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) April 20, 2019
You and your daughter are liars and Why is she getting paid to be press secretary if there are no briefings. Why is she afraid? https://t.co/oUpSVVbLx2
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) April 20, 2019
As I thank God this day and for his sacrifice as you should be doing, I have a warning for you! If anything happens to me or mine or anyone connected to me, you and your daughter and this administration will be held accountable! So you better stop now! https://t.co/oUpSVVbLx2
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) April 20, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr. Mystery at April 23, 2019 05:49 PM (VbLoi)
Posted by: Surfperch at April 23, 2019 05:50 PM (99KL3)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:50 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: jsg at April 23, 2019 05:51 PM (+SCMr)
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 23, 2019 05:52 PM (TYC2c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 05:53 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 05:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Ever at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (Pn0FW)
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (t6MX/)
Stay klassy, CNN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: UGAdawg at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (8ue+K)
How many April Ryans would it take to make a single Cake Girl?
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: G marks the spot at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (Bh++b)
Posted by: I WAS PHONE at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (vtd+q)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (aBR7R)
If you read those tweets to me I'd guess they were written by osama bin laden. No joke.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at April 23, 2019 05:56 PM (QBI7Q)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 05:56 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: MUMR at April 23, 2019 05:56 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Ever at April 23, 2019 05:54 PM (Pn0FW)
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"Pies are racist".
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (vDqXW)
How many April Ryans would it take to make a single Cake Girl?
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (uEbPt)
You're clearly not talking about mass or volume here...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (Ct55T)
How DARE HE take offense.
Posted by: Ktgreat at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (f8ilN)
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (jOL8M)
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (RG/Kz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (mt2jL)
Those two circles do not overlap in the Venn Diagram
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (D93U1)
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (n+0Aw)
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (iGrZ2)
Posted by: Captain Tater Wanker at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (39g3+)
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Preach it!
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 05:57 PM (Ct55T)
No, and now that I think about it, it's possible she thought the cake was for her. All the cake.
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 05:53 PM
Happy birthday!
Martini.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (PAZYq)
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 05:55 PM (uEbPt)
Trick question. Cake Girl is not single.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (bsfko)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (/tuJf)
Ryan is evidently a Christian-then she ought not to be assigning people to hell, and also know what the Scripture says about Christians confessing with their mouth and believing in their heart that God raised Jesus from the dead. Does she not think Huckabee has done both as well as repented of his sins, so there's not a question of his being a Christian.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (FSPNP)
He should just lay there and take it, like Jesus would.
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (jOL8M)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (ujg0T)
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Preach it!
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (JcXHH)
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Unassailable models. I forgot the "unassailable" part.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (39g3+)
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Nah they've always been vicious cretins. The stuff that was said by "journalists" about Sarah Palin would have made our grandparents blush.
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (gC2IV)
It's like, "people are going to die," or "heads will roll," or some other squishy garbage.
The never come out and say, for example, "someone needs to kill XXX," or "off with XXX's head."
They know there's a red line.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 23, 2019 06:00 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Cypress Hill at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (+7uO0)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (t0Z53)
Strange that she didn't have any words for Jim Accoster, who pretty much single-handedly ended her cherished daily press briefings.
Fellow traveler, yo!
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 05:59 PM (t+qrx)
Rub it in why don'tcha
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (39g3+)
It's a cargo cult mentality.
They see Trump throwing brush backs and insults, but his are mostly of the clubby, old school Vaudevillian style of zinger. Not nice by any means, but nothing to go pistols-at-high-noon over usually.
Yet all they see is "Be a Dick and People Will Like You", so they turn it up to 11 and a half with no skill or joy or humor in their vile attacks, thinking that that is how Trump does it.
They are really, truly, children. Mentally and emotionally undeveloped.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (jOL8M)
Like Huckabee is going to go buy a bike lock or call his goons over at an on-campus rally.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (bsfko)
Bush was great at it!
No, you misunderstand. I'm not saying he was wrong, I'm just saying that for every action there's a reaction and this is what we get. In a way its good because people see this kind of thing and are not charmed or impressed, they're repulsed.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (39g3+)
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That'd be fine if the attacks back were coherent and made sense. I might even enjoy them. For instance, God Emperor Trump and the Dutch Trump video were both meant as attacks on Trump. And even Trump supporters thought that they were great.
But these idiots are unable to rise to even the most basic level of coherency and sense. And so we get someone who likely has no real interest in religion except to mock those who believe ranting about whether Mike Huckabee is going to Heaven.
Posted by: junior at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (+0faA)
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (Y3hKx)
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (jOL8M)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 23, 2019 06:02 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: DJ3WAY at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: Delaforce at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (pJ5N0)
Yeah. And it works for us, because while he seems effective and clever, they just sound ranting and psychotic. This woman's tweets are really disturbing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (39g3+)
That's right. I played the "ilk" card.
Posted by: weirdflunky at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (GwY6O)
https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)
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I'm going to visit after I post this.
I bet the phrase "white supremacist" or "white supremacy" occurs in the first 20 posts from the top. Because that's the new thing. Honkies aren't just racist anymore. White people are full-on White Supremacists now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (bsfko)
Posted by: MUMR at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Ever
We're just not doing fucking phrasing at all around here any more, are we?
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (Y3hKx)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (AjVAj)
Let's give Satan a little respect, here.
He has many barbed heads on his cock, sure.
But, he also has standards.
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:03 PM (jOL8M)
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (Izzlo)
I think it's "Obese Froghemoth April D. Ryan, Whose Overflowing Chinfat Resembles a Partially Deflated Donut Tire Fished Out of a Swamp".
see
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=375169
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (t+qrx)
But May usually has been a warm and inviting.
Let's go over to May's house
Posted by: Boswell at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (t0Z53)
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It's also crazy how we hear the questionable claims of "obstruction" as unprecedented scandal in the WH.
I guess Oval Office blowjobs from subordinates and proven perjury are examples we should all follow.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (bsfko)
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Joe Biden at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (z8c2c)
Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (iGrZ2)
Yeah that one is tough to top, even Ace had to realize he wasn't gonna out do that phrase.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (n13/j)
https://twitter.com/AdamMilstein/status/
1120712538574864384
I worry about the backlash
so much backlash
Posted by: vmom, anti-vahzist at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (dm05u)
Shocking.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (ty7RM)
There is only one reason why she hasn't at least been suspended for her ranting. Only one.
Posted by: chimnap at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (/Y7yC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (/tuJf)
She seems nice. Also, Mittens considering a primary challenge to Trump 2020.
Shocking.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (ty7RM)
Oh, I hope Mittens runs. I'll get to vote against him this time.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (ptqGC)
Shocking.
So he can be a 2 time loser
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (O2RFr)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=375169
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:04 PM (t+qrx)
dudes got citations, yo.
DUDE'S GOT CITATIONS!
OH SHIIIIiiiiiiii........
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (Ct55T)
Trump NEEDS to keep punching back; I call that self defense.
Posted by: Cheribebe at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (AjVAj)
https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan
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Holy crap. As of yesterday they're still talking about how Russia gave Trump the presidency. Dead serious about it, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (bsfko)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:07 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 06:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (gC2IV)
-- two weeks later --
"Holy cow, looks like her test scores are steadily improving! Amazing!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:07 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Valaria at April 23, 2019 06:08 PM (aKsyK)
Can get some porn stars and masseuses to start their stories about Cunk's bizarre sexual proclivities please?
Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 06:08 PM (UdKB7)
If you had really done that she'd be smarter.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 23, 2019 06:08 PM (ZzYeO)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:08 PM (bsfko)
He could probably get CPT. Bill to vote for him.. And the mail mans son
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 06:08 PM (O2RFr)
Rob Reiner, Joe Lockhart, Eric Holder....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mule at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (k5smc)
Posted by: Voter theater. at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (AcmJM)
Posted by: Max Power at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (q177U)
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (NLLmE)
You'd almost think that politics IS their religion.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (Kpl3J)
April has always been a cold, rainy bish
But May usually has been a warm and inviting.
Hello sailor
Posted by: Theresa May at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (TAmPV)
Her credentials do need to be revoked and nobody of any importance ever talk to her again.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 23, 2019 06:10 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Oddnot at April 23, 2019 06:10 PM (+/FnN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:10 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:10 PM (NLLmE)
Mueller kept Strzok and his C.I. team in the loop even after having to fire the Trump hater for bias
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:10 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 23, 2019 06:10 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (bsfko)
Shocking.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (ty7RM)
I don't want to collude, tamper, or anything. But why does Romney have primo committee assignments? Why does the party placate the guy who wants to take them down? Fine, run in the primary, no worries there. But why let some guy slag off your entire agenda and give him primo seats to the party? I just don't get it.
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (D93U1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian & Easter Worshipper at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (wA4OO)
Fixed it for me
Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: mnw at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (aXucN)
Romney definitely would get a higher share of the Democratic primary voters5-6 percent--than in the GOP primary. A humiliating primary loss would be karma, though.
Speaking of: Utah, proud of your carpetbagger?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (/Y7yC)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (ty7RM)
As bad as the process was back then, seniority for real power in congress was a far better system than just "well he's a major player so he gets the good stuff"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wande at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (Ct55T)
McConnell
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 06:13 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 23, 2019 06:13 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:13 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:13 PM (n13/j)
[Googles April Ryan.]
OOOooooooohhhh...a CNN pundit.
Punching down again are we, Ace?
I mean, c'mon -- these toxic buffoons have a smaller audience than you do, Ace, and 80% of that audience are hate-watching. "Irrelevant" is too kind a word for them.
Posted by: zombie at April 23, 2019 06:13 PM (5tb4C)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 05:53 PM (gC2IV)
........
Happy Birthday, Duke!
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2019 06:13 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (n13/j)
The Untouchables
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (DBRY5)
Posted by: Ha at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (xI5Aw)
If he gets in, Trump should refuse to debate him.
'He's a loser. Nobody is going to vote for a loser.'
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (jOL8M)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 23, 2019 06:12 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (Ct55T)
"Hey Mike you said I should be gutted like a dear"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (ptqGC)
Many will say to me on that day, 'Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?'
Then I will tell them plainly, 'I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!'
I always think of this verse when someone with evil intentions tries to invoke the name of the Lord to try to Bondo over their own misdeeds.
Ms. Ryan would do well to concern herself with her own salvation while calling for someone's head to be lopped off.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (Qk8vt)
Posted by: jeffersonian at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (xiOrX)
http://tinyurl.com/y6oolj2h
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 23, 2019 06:15 PM (2DOZq)
Because he has a mouth like a 3 day old Calf.
Posted by: Mitch McConnel at April 23, 2019 06:15 PM (jOL8M)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 23, 2019 06:15 PM (iGrZ2)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 23, 2019 06:15 PM (/Y7yC)
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It all comes down to political power. And as a former presidential candidate, he might be viewed as still retaining a significant degree of it.
At least, that's my theory.
Posted by: junior at April 23, 2019 06:15 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 06:15 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (gC2IV)
The biggest waste of potatoes since the Great Potato Fire of aught 12
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 05:58 PM (39g3+)
I disagree that it's his fault - the left was already doing this before he was on the scene, shouting down anyone who opposed them, shutting down speech. And they would go frantic at the least bit of opposition. Trump simply fights back at them the way that they were already fighting.
And a second point, it actually helps all of us when they're goaded into this. They're not good at it, they can't think straight, and so they drop their masks and let their spittle fly while they shriek incoherently. We can all see who they really are every time that happens. They're the ones who've chosen to fight on these terms.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Happy Gilmore at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (DTX3h)
He is, kind of, but this sort of crazy needs a bigger audience and more awareness.
Plus at least part of why ace posts is that its stuff which will stimulate discussion and get the horde rolling, which is always amusing (I mean, what the rest of y'all say)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (O2RFr)
Asking for Zod
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (jOL8M)
Posted by: Alex at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (1p7EV)
https://twitter.com/AprilDRyan
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)
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She got where she is because of race and not ability. For that reason she's not good at her job, and deep down she kind of knows it. So of course she's obsessed with race and conflict. It's all she's got.
It's like the lab rat in a behavioral experiment being obsessed with the food-pellet lever.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (t5m5e)
One makes her living mucking around the sewers with a bunch of violent, developmentally disabled mutants while pretending she's a reporter.
The other is a cartoon character from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (Ct55T)
Regardless, I don't know what she's talking about.
I assume Mike worships Easter like a good Peep, not this Jesus dude she keeps talking about.
Posted by: Google at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (sLicW)
"Hey Mike you said I should be gutted like a dear"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (ptqGC)
Careful. We've all been guilty of posting after a few too many.
Posted by: Golfman at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (OE84+)
Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (UdKB7)
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I don't know what his numbers are like. But since Romney nearly didn't get the nomination, I suspect Trump does well enough.
Posted by: junior at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:17 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 23, 2019 06:18 PM (0OmEj)
Sure we can. You and April there, discuss bringing back slavery.I mean, it's only an amendment, right? Let's have a national chat.
Posted by: Your Brother-in-Law at April 23, 2019 06:18 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:18 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (NLLmE)
Does PDT play well in Utah?
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:16 PM (NLLmE)
Egg McMuffin got 21.54% of the vote in 2016
Posted by: Theresa May at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (Pg+x7)
You'd almost think that politics IS their religion.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:09 PM (Kpl3J)
Hey hey don't forget about me
Posted by: Satanism at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (uEbPt)
And she was unreasonably hot for a kid's cartoon about pizza-eating martial arts reptiles
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (flINI)
Posted by: garrett
Hmmm....so yuge.
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:19 PM (NLLmE)
Minneapolis is a stone cold lock for him, then.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (Ct55T)
I've always read a bit deeper into the 10 Commandments.
Thou shall not take my name in vein is not about saying God Damn it. Heck, its OK to say it if you REALLY mean it.
Its about speaking FOR God as well, ie using the cloak of Religion, to do things which God does not condone.
Posted by: Don Q at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (NgKpN)
April Ryan is the "Fantasy Island" Tattoo of the WHCA.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (pNxlR)
Weasel Zippers - Bernie says the Israeli government is extreme right wing and racist
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (BbGew)
Couldn't he just tell Secret Service they pose a security risk?
Posted by: Blago at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian Easter Worshipper at April 23, 2019 06:11 PM (wA4OO)
She shouldn't even have something as dangerous as a smart phone, she could choke on it or put her eye out.
Posted by: clutch cargo at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (sLicW)
Posted by: Decaf at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (PUz4C)
@AprilDRyan
Beyonce-my spirit animal and Homecoming-my mood today!#Underfire! Ima keep running cause a winner don't quit on herself-Freedom!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)
Happy Birthday to Duke
Don't drink till you puke
Happy Birthday Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to Duke
Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (rgPG6)
Posted by: Abby at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (SM/op)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)
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Needs a #NotTodaySatan hashtag and then it's perfect.
Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: nip at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (DfGpI)
@AprilDRyan
Beyonce-my spirit animal and Homecoming-my mood today!#Underfire! Ima keep running cause a winner don't quit on herself-Freedom!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)
Let me try:
"Hurrr, durrr, I'm a complete fucking retard poseur hurrr durrrr....."
... close?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (Qk8vt)
http://tinyurl.com/y6oolj2h
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (39g3+)
Others besides me have noticed that there's a deadline in play (and Pelosi certainly knows that) If they're going to try to hold impeachment hearings, they've got to do it this year, probably this summer. If they wait til next year then it becomes the biggest issue of the 2020 Presidential Campaign, which would suit Trump perfectly.
And of course Trump needs to start landing his counterstrikes soon.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Who are these Aunt Esther Worshippers of whom the statists speak so much?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 23, 2019 06:23 PM (pNxlR)
developing a GOP jello spine(many predicted he would or that he only
attacked Republicans which is faintly ridiculous now)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:18 PM (AjVAj)
we did on the second part and were wrong about that.
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:23 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2019 06:23 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 23, 2019 06:23 PM (zRiIZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 06:23 PM (+0faA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 06:23 PM (dUJdY)
If April Ryan interviewed Stacy Abrams on Quam Hank Johnson might look like a genius.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (f8dwL)
Posted by: bluebell at April 23, 2019 06:22 PM (aXucN)
Maybe she hasn't got anything on her day planner.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (t+qrx)
And is just as book learned.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
The only people that celebrate a crucifixion are Muslims.
Posted by: delbag at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (gJAok)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: April Ryan at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (hjaPQ)
Couldn't he just tell Secret Service they pose a security risk?
Posted by: Blago at April 23, 2019 06:20 PM (UfkIY)
Does anyone remember what the rules imposed on Trump were after he sent little Jimmy Acosta bawling home to his mommy?
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Abby at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (SM/op)
pfft, any black woman who think's she's "all that" talks like that. She's just everyday ghetto trash.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Don Juan at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (jOL8M)
America PAC ran two ads on YouTube against two Democrat Senators who voted against the Born Alive Act. So Google has completely suspended America PAC's advertising account and won't specify which policy this PAC violated.
Trump and all American citizens really need to shatter these Technopolies.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (dCvLR)
Posted by: delbag at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM
....
Well, she is calling for beheadings. So there is that. Just sayin'
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (Qk8vt)
Posted by: Abby at April 23, 2019 06:21 PM (SM/op)
F that noise, I didn't buy all this popcorn for nothin'!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (r+sAi)
Why are women named April always so crazy?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (AjVAj)
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (uEbPt)''
right on that one. He did some anti troop thing many years ago that ended it for me.
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: James OBrien at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (Yu+O2)
........
Your eyes had brows? Mine only have stem buds.
Posted by: Brian Stelter, Potato at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
Also, not at all attractive.
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (jOL8M)
She can be maybe sorta kinda pretty with no makeup, but good lord that chick is built like a Weeble and dances like an epileptic Clydesdale.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:27 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Barely Employed, In Greenland... at April 23, 2019 06:27 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 23, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:24 PM (XROPS)
I continue to insist that SHS be provided with a spray bottle under the podium, in case any of the correspondents look like they're about to mess the carpet. Acosta in particular.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:27 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 23, 2019 06:27 PM (Qk8vt)
***
Not just the facts, Nanzi- the LAW is squarely on his side.
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (hjaPQ)
<<<
April's cuck husband likes to watch them together.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Decaf at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (PUz4C)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (+0faA)
Smells Like Teen Spirit.
By Teen I mean a 17 year old runaway meth whore whos been on the streets for three years after falsely accusing the mailman of rape after he refused to give her money for heroin and a puppy.
By Spirit I mean the multidrug resistant oral/vag/anal herpatogonosphyilitichanceritis dripping out.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (UFLLM)
I lost my eyebrows in The Great Potato Fire.
Mine survived but one has never been the same since.
Posted by: Fat Jerry Nadler at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
............
Such binary thinking.. embrace the power of "AND"..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (438dO)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (k2fed)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)
I wish he would work out an idea he had early in his Presidency, have a press conference but invite everyone with a blog page and call them press as well, and give them equal access to ask questions. In fact put 100 of them in front and make CNN and all the other networks sit in the back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)
"Don't come for April! We got your back, gurl!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)
I hope she's got enough followers for that...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:29 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Zombie T.S. Eliot at April 23, 2019 06:29 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (W+vEI)
Also, not at all attractive.
Posted by: garrett at April 23, 2019 06:25 PM (jOL8M)
She can be maybe sorta kinda pretty with no makeup, but good lord that chick is built like a Weeble and dances like an epileptic Clydesdale.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
___________
Hey now, let's not be throwing around the insults.
Posted by: An Epileptic Clydesdale at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (+0faA)
Bangladesh?
I don't even know LaDesh.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (k2fed)
At least Cynthia McKinney went to Bangladesh.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (+0faA)
There is that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (dCvLR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (JFO2v)
Mine survived but one has never been the same since.
Posted by: Fat Jerry Nadler at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM (TAmPV)
Nadless makes Stan Sitwell look sane.
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (0tfLf)
Girls named "April", though ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:28 PM
I have zero social media presence nor would I ever watch CNN and I am perfectly fine with it. She sounds like a SCRUNT! BTW I was in the airport in FL yesterday and they had FOX on!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (xR1UF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
.........
The lady's restroom at Chipotles. It was a fucking disaster area, believe me.
Posted by: Captain Splatter - I oughta know at April 23, 2019 06:30 PM (v0R5T)
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It is the cruelest month
Posted by: Zombie T.S. Eliot at April 23, 2019 06:29 PM (Izzlo)
But you never warned us about it also being the fattest, stupidest, craziest month.
Thanks, bro.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 23, 2019 06:31 PM (Ct55T)
Feeling like it is a strategy at this point:
Jim Acosta and his feud with Trump, April Ryan and her feud with Sanders.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 06:31 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 06:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:31 PM (k2fed)
Posted by: trapper's girl at April 23, 2019 06:31 PM (kwbNb)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 06:31 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: eleven at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Regular joe at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (6/uwW)
Once again, Judicial Watch doing real work. It is now documented under oath and released that 49,000 of Hillary's missing e-mails were found in Obama's White House.
oops!
The wheels are falling off the walls!
from TGE:
@TomFitton
This astonishing confirmation, made under oath by the FBI, shows that the Obama FBI had to go to President Obama's White House office to find emails that Hillary Clinton tried to destroy or hide from the American people.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
You and Mrs 'Zerker share the same birthday apparently. Happy B day!
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (9Om/r)
He has to give advanced warning, was all the judge said. Can't just block him at the door for... well no real tangible reasons just F you orange man.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (39g3+)
I wish he would work out an idea he had early in his Presidency, have a press conference but invite everyone with a blog page and call them press as well, and give them equal access to ask questions. In fact put 100 of them in front and make CNN and all the other networks sit in the back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Do a lottery for who gets in the press briefing room.
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (hjaPQ)
And because her dad got upset at this she told him he's going to hell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:33 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
ROFLMAO!
That's exactly the description I've been looking for all these years. Beyonce, in a nutshell.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:33 PM (k2fed)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (dCvLR)
Posted by: Axeman
Because of course he did.
Can't wait until Mueller testifies.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (Y3hKx)
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I don't see a downside.
Posted by: Decaf at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (PUz4C)
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:05 PM (n13/j)
The Untouchables
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:14 PM (uEbPt)
You can't touch this!
Posted by: MC De Palma at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (uEbPt)
He took her on a cruise several years ago, and unbeknownst to him, her ex-boyfriend and a friend were on the cruise (just as she'd arranged). BiL walked in their stateroom one afternoon and there she was. With her mouth occupied on the ex-boyfriend.
The marriage kind of went down hill from there. Bigly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)
This would bad in what way?
plus they'd make this big public stink on all their channels about how he was an Evil Dictator or something
Yes, well how different than every other day of the week.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: josephistan
I'm picturing something with a bit of Shirley Jackson flavoring to it.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (Y3hKx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (dCvLR)
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[NOT OBSTRUCTION]
Posted by: The Media Stamp at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (uEbPt)
The marriage kind of went down hill from there. Bigly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)
what about 7 mile dick sucking rule?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma
That right there is the very definition of Diabolical Narcissism.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (Y3hKx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)
Nothing good ever happens on a cruise.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: josephistan
I'm picturing something with a bit of Shirley Jackson flavoring to it.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (Y3hKx)
Ha! Nice!
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (Izzlo)
Yeah. Messed up in the head.
Every David I've known has been a screwup too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:33 PM (39g3+)
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Yes, proof of her godly character.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (vDqXW)
"Nerd prom" = hate fest
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (KOCKb)
He is in the cat-bird seat. The Press wants to cover what he does.
CNN ignored Saddam murdering people to keep access. So I suggest Trump ban CNN and anyone else who complains.
Then sit back and gloat while all these worthless dregs of society cry and throw tantrums over Trump being a meanie.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (dCvLR)
unbeknownst to him, her ex-boyfriend and a friend were on the cruise
(just as she'd arranged). BiL walked in their stateroom one afternoon
and there she was. With her mouth occupied on the ex-boyfriend.
The marriage kind of went down hill from there. Bigly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:34 PM (ptqGC)
How long before the coast guard called off the search?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: josephistan
I'm picturing something with a bit of Shirley Jackson flavoring to it.
Posted by: Sharkman at April 23, 2019 06:35 PM (Y3hKx)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Katie Holmes at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Cynthia McKinney at April 23, 2019 06:32 PM (hjaPQ)
"The janitor part." -- Barky
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (k2fed)
Way back in 2012, in my previous life, when I had a business and shit, I had a subcontractor who did work for me, american-of-mexican-descent, not-as-lean, not-as-mean, still a marine, etc., who had a bumper sticker on his truck.
"I'm voting for the Mormon over the Moron."
Or something to that effect.
Well, if Romney's going to primary Trump, I'm going to have to get the reverse bumper sticker.
"I'm voting for the Moron over the Mormon."
Maybe I'll have some made.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Barely Employed, In Greenland... at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (Clxcy)
@ewarren
If we put a 2% tax on the wealthiest families in the country, we can provide universal Pre-K, universal free college, knock back student loan debt for 95% of Americans - and still have a trillion dollars leftover.
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Squaw, do you even math?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (KOCKb)
She's got bats in her belfry, too.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (t+qrx)
I get fukd
Posted by: billy cs wife at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (dCvLR)
"What happens in international waters doesn't count, right?"
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (W+vEI)
They shouldn't trust her.
She looks like a car bomber.
A Buick LeSabre with a smashed up grill, in fact.
Posted by: Mongo at April 23, 2019 06:38 PM (7QGL/)
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at April 23, 2019 06:38 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:38 PM (39g3+)
And because her dad got upset at this she told him he's going to hell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:33 PM (39g3+)
I wonder how her dad would react if someone publicly called for little smug April's head to be "lopped off."?
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:38 PM (XROPS)
D as in DUMB?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (dCvLR)
Da Fuq?
Posted by: josephistan at April 23, 2019 06:38 PM (Izzlo)
2% sounds ak until you look are rate of return. So say you go taxes free bonds at 3%, then that is 60% tax rates. Say you think S and P does 8% then that is 25% rate.
Hiway Robbery!
Posted by: billy cs wife at April 23, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 23, 2019 06:40 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
ROFLMAO!
That's exactly the description I've been looking for all these years. Beyonce, in a nutshell.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair}
If I said this to one of my co-workers, she'd stab me to death with the pointy end of her high heels. Beyoncé has a creepy cult fan base. Her talents are mediocre at best.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 23, 2019 06:40 PM (D93U1)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 06:41 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2019 06:41 PM (LuPts)
I don't get it
Posted by: ... at April 23, 2019 06:41 PM (uEbPt)
@ewarren
If we put a 2% tax on the wealthiest families in the country, we can provide universal Pre-K, universal free college, knock back student loan debt for 95% of Americans - and still have a trillion dollars leftover.
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Squaw, do you even math?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Who exactly are 'the wealthiest'?
Does the tax go on income...or assets?
What happens in year 2 or 3 when all those people have left the country?
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:41 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (nQHw/)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:36 PM (t+qrx)
It depends. I go every year. Its a metal cruise on a big ass royal carribean ship, with 60 metal bands, and we kind of take over the ship, and one year we drank the ship dry before it left the port. A shit ton of good things happens on that cruise. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (9Om/r)
I've never known any women named April.
I saw a Miss April once. At least I saw a picture of her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
No, because this would happen:
https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap190414.html
Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM (dCvLR)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM (BbGew)
Assets
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 06:42 PM (TAmPV)
Yeah, that won't have any unintended consequences.
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 23, 2019 06:37 PM (+y/Ru)
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Forget where you are?
They said there would be no math.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM (vDqXW)
Anyhow, the cheating April moved her boyfriend in the house and packed up everything they owned, and left for her home state of Utah, towing the nice sports car her aunt had given my BiL. What she couldn't fit in the UHaul she trashed.
Gah. I could write a book.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (VkWRL)
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM
I'm ready to climb aboard!
Posted by: Shep! at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (xR1UF)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (dCvLR)
April Ryan: This woman is a horrible liar whose head should be cut off!!!!
The woman's dad: hey! don't say stuff like that!
April Ryan: YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!
Other people: what is wrong with you??
April Ryan: Y'all are endangering me! If anything happens to me you'll all pay!!!!1!!!!!11!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (xR1UF)
Brett Cucking Baier.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (XROPS)
What does the 'D' in April D Ryan mean anyway?
We know it isn't her cup size.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 06:41 PM (TAmPV)
D Double Axe Handle Ass Size
Posted by: billy cs wife at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM (BbGew)
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When the gun-grabbing, normal-attacking, socialist, open-borders stuff starts not losing, then we have a real fucking problem.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (aBR7R)
Anyhow, the cheating April moved her boyfriend in the house and packed up everything they owned, and left for her home state of Utah, towing the nice sports car her aunt had given my BiL. What she couldn't fit in the UHaul she trashed.
Gah. I could write a book.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (ptqGC)
Wasn't her fault. I'm sure it was entirely justified by the BiL not being sufficiently emotionally available.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (NWiLs)
I'm thinking the Dems know they are going to lose to DT so they are going to throw Joe out there to get him out of the way forever. If by some miracle he were to win that would be great but they know their candidates suck. In more ways than one.
Posted by: freaked at April 23, 2019 06:45 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (+/zXg)
Posted by: Marcus T at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (VkWRL)
Did he pick the wrong week to stop snorting bath salts and superglue?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (dCvLR)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (QBI7Q)
He deals from a better position. In a battle of wits, April is unarmed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (yQpMk)
If we put a 2% tax on the wealthiest families in the country, we can provide universal Pre-K, universal free college, knock back student loan debt for 95% of Americans - and still have a trillion dollars leftover.
LOL, like that "extra" trillion wouldn't be gobbled up immediately. Government doesn't save money, it finds reasons to spend more.
Also love the assumption the "wealthiest" wouldn't find a way to avoid this. Yes, mister rich guys and gals, stand still while I tax you, don't call your smart tax accountant to move it out of the country, etc.!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (XROPS)
I think so too. I think they are certain they can't win and are just trying a hail Mary with all these freaks hoping one catches on. If not, well they had their shot and now step aside for real candidates.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (39g3+)
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Yup. She's afraid of the violent right-wing hoard that everyone on the left hallucinates about.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2019 06:41 PM (LuPts)
wildebeest?
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (JFO2v)
I've never known any women named April.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front }
I knew an April once but she wasn't crazy. Bitter, resentful, and full of rage but not...... Ok, maybe she was a little crazy. When I knew her, she had already been married 3 times and she was 23.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (D93U1)
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: April D. Ryan at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 23, 2019 06:06 PM (gC2IV)
Mashed cauliflower would be better.
Posted by: Fox2! at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (rpYJm)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (QBI7Q)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:44 PM (39g3+)
Yep, it's easier to follow when the chronology is all laid out like that. You can lead into it with
SHS: I made a pie
April Ryan: STOP LYING YOU ARE SHAKING THIS COUNTRY TO ITS FOUNDATIONS WITH ALL YOUR LIES YOU CAN NOT MAKE PIE WHARRGARBL
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Skip at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (XROPS)
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I would imagine that past "death threats" are probably a good reason to ban a reporter from the briefing.
I'm just saying.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (vDqXW)
I am thinking "I am definitely voting for Bernie in the SC primary."
LOL
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (KOCKb)
I don't see either as a benefit --at all.
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:48 PM (XROPS)
I think its like Boston clubs in the 1970s.
"OH OK fine we will let those ... colored sorts in. But we don't have to give them full membership benefits."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (39g3+)
Does Sarah Sanders feel unsafe?
Because Fake News was just telling us that fake journalists didn't feel safe because of the climate created by President Trump.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (QBI7Q)
@ewarren
If we put a 2% tax on the wealthiest families in the country, we can provide universal Pre-K, universal free college, knock back student loan debt for 95% of Americans - and still have a trillion dollars leftover.
LOL.
But I have to say this new concept of "taxing families" is kind of interesting. How does that work?
I assume she's talking about a wealth tax, here.
These lefties are totally nuts, totally stupid, and totally evil.
"and still have a trillion dollars leftover". LOL. "The money is everywhere. It's raining money. There's so much money we can pay for everything and still have it raining money. Free money! Free money! Just have the courage and foresight to take it!"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (k2fed)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:50 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2019 06:50 PM (LuPts)
Warren's plan is to STEAL money from some to give it to others, so that the others will vote for her.
That's her "plan."
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:50 PM (QBI7Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:50 PM (dCvLR)
Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at April 23, 2019 06:51 PM (PXbkt)
Just never, ever call on her again. And refuse to answer anyone who asks.
Watch April whine and her fellow lefties circle around her.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 06:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:51 PM (QBI7Q)
This chick would be pretty easy to control given her appearance-
just plop a box of cream puffs in front of her.
She be so busy shoving them down her throat she would have time to say anything more than-
"Mmmf aggluff mmmmmfff blaffup"
Posted by: naturalfake at April 23, 2019 06:51 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:47 PM (n13/j)
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Because what you are seeing is the fruition of the narcissism on the left. The President should only be what they think it should be in a given case.
They think that a person proven guilty of a crime should NOT be impeached--and it was a personal vendetta against decent people getting blowjobs from underlings in the workplace, and that people who weren't fully exonerated should be impeached for their possible crimes of "obstruction", which is really making too big a fuss about the frame job Washington is trying to run on you.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (vDqXW)
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If anything college should be much, much harder to get into and prohibitively expensive in order to discourage 60-75% of current consumers.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (bsfko)
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (t+qrx)
Yeah she's definitely unstable
I am thinking "I am definitely voting for Bernie in the SC primary."
Oh, I'm registering Democrat this time around for the primaries. Oh my yes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (39g3+)
I think its like Boston clubs in the 1970s.
"OH OK fine we will let those ... colored sorts in. But we don't have to give them full membership benefits."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (39g3+)
i think you are right.
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (n13/j)
Question #3: Has Disney ever changed the speeches of the robot presidents?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (QBI7Q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (dCvLR)
Posted by: torabora at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (3R9wx)
Posted by: sOME mORON at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (k3N8X)
Then April will go on Twitter claiming that Sarah Sanders is trying to kill her by diabetes....
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (dCvLR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (bsfko)
LOL.
But I have to say this new concept of "taxing families" is kind of interesting. How does that work?
I assume she's talking about a wealth tax, here.
These lefties are totally nuts, totally stupid, and totally evil.
"and still have a trillion dollars leftover". LOL. "The money is everywhere. It's raining money. There's so much money we can pay for everything and still have it raining money. Free money! Free money! Just have the courage and foresight to take it!"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (k2fed)
I loved the meme with Sandy Ocasio on The Price is Right. She was a contestant.
Every single item's price was "free".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (sy5kK)
That's her "plan."
Well, it sounds bad if you say it that way.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM
Pete/Kamala 2020.
Booty gig/Booty for gig.
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (t6MX/)
hey, hogmartin
Posted by: AltonJackson link in nick for the MiMoMe at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (PXbkt)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (QBI7Q)
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Four score and seven years ago our diversely-gendered forebeings brought forth onto this continent....
Posted by: Abe! 2019 at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (vDqXW)
And who forecloses on the actual poor.
Posted by: LASue at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: WH custodian at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (k3N8X)
Posted by: torabora at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (3R9wx)
Where was all this free dope and easy sex when I was in college?
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 06:55 PM (aKsyK)
Err yes ... well .. hmm .. quite.
*shiftyeyes*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 23, 2019 06:55 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Brian Williams at April 23, 2019 06:54 PM (t6MX/)
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Mayor / Yes you may.
Posted by: Abe! 2019 at April 23, 2019 06:55 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2019 06:55 PM (uAgHA)
@ewarren
If we put a 2% tax on the wealthiest families in the country, we can provide universal Pre-K, universal free college, knock back student loan debt for 95% of Americans - and still have a trillion dollars leftover.
*****
This woman is criminally stupid.
I think in her mind wealthy begins at $30K a year.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 23, 2019 06:55 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (KOCKb)
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I'm sure it would be whatever the welfare cutoff is.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (bsfko)
Warren's plan is to STEAL money from some to give it to others, so that the others will vote for her.
That's her "plan."
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:50 PM (QBI7Q)
Why not just kill family and take all wealth. You could do so much more!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:43 PM
Buttgig/Booker 2020 - Make America Gay Again!
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (dCvLR)
Posted by: sOME mORON at April 23, 2019 06:53 PM (k3N8X)
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The delusion and lack of self-awareness on the left cannot be overestimated.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 23, 2019 06:57 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Orville Redenbacher at April 23, 2019 06:57 PM (k3N8X)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 23, 2019 06:57 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (KOCKb)
Yes, and idiot cultists cheered for him, the dummy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 06:57 PM (t6MX/)
Question #3: Has Disney ever changed the speeches of the robot presidents?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (QBI7Q)
Bhussein now in native kenyon
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 23, 2019 06:58 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 06:58 PM (dCvLR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (bsfko)
Government money and loan guarantees just have to be taken out of it. No more tuition coming from the government - exactly the opposite of the left's push. Everything will return to normal in no time. Shitty schools will close. Crap departments will disappear. There will be state schools with reasonable tuition rates that are accessible to all who can get in - the way it was for many years.
And school sports programs which are really professional programs need to go to their own semi-pro leagues. This might never happen, but it should.
And TItle IX has to be stopped dead and beaten until it stops twitching. Then crushed until its guts spill out.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (k2fed)
Posted by: JAS at April 23, 2019 06:56 PM (KOCKb)
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Disney World has all of them - TFG is in the back row now, looking like he's about to fall forward. They really nailed Trump's mannerisms.
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (nNY+7)
3: Has Disney ever changed the speeches of the robot presidents?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (QBI7Q)
Yes. They all apologize now.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (TAmPV)
Using nothing but her mouth.
Creating unbridled hate for a living is a sad way to spend these days on earth.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (sy5kK)
Those would be a lot of fun to build, honestly
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 23, 2019 07:00 PM (NWiLs)
How I wish they would have that Italian float Trump!
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 23, 2019 07:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (nNY+7)
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But he only speaks Russian.
Posted by: Robert Iger at April 23, 2019 07:01 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 23, 2019 07:01 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2019 07:01 PM (dCvLR)
against decent people getting blowjobs from underlings in the
workplace, and that people who weren't fully exonerated should be
impeached for their possible crimes of "obstruction", which is really
making too big a fuss about the frame job Washington is trying to run on
you.
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 06:52 PM (vDqXW)
I was in a DC suburb a while back and saw a "Resistance" sign in front of a million dollar home. That stuck with me.
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 07:02 PM (n13/j)
But for how long will the Washington and Jefferson robots be displayed?
I have no doubt whatsoever Disney has already received demands they remove them.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 07:02 PM (QBI7Q)
"and still have a trillion dollars leftover". LOL. "The money is everywhere. It's raining money. There's so much money we can pay for everything and still have it raining money. Free money! Free money! Just have the courage and foresight to take it!"
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2019 06:49 PM (k2fed)
Bill Whittle worked out the math to that a few years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=661pi6K-8WQ
Posted by: rickl at April 23, 2019 07:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 06:59 PM (39g3+)
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My son claimed they had started Cankles and retrofitted Trump onto her. His gesture and expression when they get to Lincoln is hilarious- like "this guy, he's the best this guy right here".
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 23, 2019 07:03 PM (nNY+7)
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 23, 2019 07:04 PM (9AcAx)
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Yes. He lights a cross on fire and gives the finger to the Kennedy and Obama figures.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2019 07:04 PM (Dh1wo)
My one time I went to Disney World in 1980 my favorite part was the robot presidents. Space Mountain scared me but when it was over I loved it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 07:04 PM (QBI7Q)
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 23, 2019 07:03 PM (nNY+7)
The part where Trump robot grabbed the Bronco robot by the pussy was spot on.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 23, 2019 07:05 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: sOME mORON at April 23, 2019 07:05 PM (k3N8X)
The best part of Warren's plan to steal people's money for votes:
Having a trillion dollars left over.
THEN WHY TAKE THAT 'EXTRA TRILLION' AWAY IN THE FIRST PLACE??
Answer: Because she can.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 07:06 PM (QBI7Q)
I've heard that theory before and I think there's something to it. I mean they can't make two robots and then finish the one that wins.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 07:06 PM (39g3+)
They will be "removed to a museum t.m." It will be a museum of misfit toys like all the rest. My guess will be some mountain at high altitude.
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 07:07 PM (n13/j)
Northern Tool has 100 piece specialty bits for $3.00 shipped. If you don't know what that means, it's those weird shaped screw and bolt heads you'll see and think "what the heck? How do I get that out?"
https://bit.ly/2W2nTZH
use code 265006 (it's an email promo code they sent out to everyone)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 07:07 PM (bsfko)
She's not only gonna steal other people's property/wealth, she's gonna steal an extra trillion dollars for good measure...just because.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 07:07 PM (QBI7Q)
Absolute truth. No varnish.
6 banks control over 80% of all cashflow in America, down from the hundreds of regional banks back in the '80's.
Instead of a single huge bank, force them to break up into dozens of regional banks. A group of banks could together fund anything the megabank can, but there would be multiple Management teams making wise financial decisions, and the corrupting nature of absolute power would have countered the many terrible actions of the megabanks in the last 15 years.
"Let us control the money of a nation, and we care not who makes its laws"
- Amyer Rothschild
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 23, 2019 07:07 PM (sy5kK)
Nice and big, air conditioned and clean.
And their plumbing can take a punch.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 23, 2019 07:07 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: gp Waist-Deep in the Sh!thole at April 23, 2019 07:07 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 07:08 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2019 07:09 PM (Dh1wo)
http://tinyurl.com/y3y7q3tc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 07:09 PM (39g3+)
@IlhanMN
Pursuing an education shouldn't mean straddling oneself with a mountain of debt. I believe in cancelling all $1.4 trillion dollars of student debt and investing in tuition-free and debt-free two- and four-year public colleges and universities.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2019 07:09 PM (uAgHA)
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It's worked out so well for high school.
Also, if it's tuition free, why would two year colleges still be needed?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 07:10 PM (bsfko)
Posted by: Axeman at April 23, 2019 07:10 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at April 23, 2019 07:11 PM (LsBY9)
http://tinyurl.com/y3y7q3tc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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It's like a gay porn version of "The Wrath of Khan!"
Posted by: RKae at April 23, 2019 07:11 PM (vP0jg)
By the way, the Kuwaiti's have solved homosexuality. This scientist came up with a suppository that kills the "anal worm" that feeds on semen. I guess that's what causes it. Amazingly science, you would have thought someone would have found this worm before, but it took the Kuwaitis.
So they solved homosexuality with something you stick up your ass?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 23, 2019 07:11 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2019 07:11 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2019 07:09 PM (Dh1wo)
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Stop talking about me!
Posted by: Brie at April 23, 2019 07:11 PM (vDqXW)
353 I have become comfortably numb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob2VbWPTVhc
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 23, 2019 06:46 PM (d7Ww2)
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Thanks for the link, nurse r. David Gilmour is the man, and Vedder did a great job with the vocals.
Posted by: Weasel at April 23, 2019 07:11 PM (Ku980)
@BillKristol
Just now boarding at Reagan:
Gate agent laughing: "Does Trump love you yet?"
Me: “I doubt it.”
He, turning serious: “The Democrats need to impeach him. He’s dangerous.”
Me: “Are you a Democrat?”
Him: “I’m a Reagan Republican. I came here when he was president. A real president.”
Posted by: Tami at April 23, 2019 07:12 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: tubal at April 23, 2019 07:12 PM (90T4r)
http://tinyurl.com/y3y7q3tc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 23, 2019 07:09 PM (39g3+)
That's a nick waiting to happen.
Nood, SCOTUS, btw.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 07:14 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: wth at April 23, 2019 07:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 23, 2019 07:14 PM (QBI7Q)
Weird but not surprising. I would have called the guy out and even reported him. What the hell was this freak asking you?
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 07:15 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Clemson's SOS makes the case for an expanded playoff at April 23, 2019 07:17 PM (bsfko)
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 07:15 PM (n13/j)
It didn't happen to her, it happened in Kristol's fever dreams.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 07:18 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Quint at April 23, 2019 07:15 PM (n13/j)
It didn't happen to her, it happened in Kristol's fever dreams.
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 23, 2019 07:18 PM (t+qrx)
Ok, I missed that. It is getting so weird out there that I can buy anything at this point. I don't get the Kristol game. I guess he thinks he is doing the right thing, but he will never be accepted again by either side. If that is your hill, than fine, I can't question that. But most of these guys want power and he is beyond clueless if he thinks he will ever have it again with anyone.
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Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)