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Hi there!
Posted by: Memories at April 18, 2019 04:40 PM (mwcEF) 2
Anyone here?
Posted by: Memories at April 18, 2019 04:41 PM (mwcEF) 3
I even read the whole post.
Posted by: Memories at April 18, 2019 04:41 PM (mwcEF) 4
His explanation is cringeworthy and also makes you want to punch him in the throat even more,
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 04:41 PM (a/9Wy) 5
Didn't watch the video yet.
Posted by: Memories at April 18, 2019 04:41 PM (mwcEF) 6
I'm gonna guess that tweakers have a better use for their money than giving it to other potential tweakers.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM (yL25O) 7
Beto got buttegieged!
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM (vQUp6) 8
Not First
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM (mRuSo) 9
rats, missed it again.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM (ZqRa6) 10
Blotto might be the dumbest of the donk candidates, which is like being the world's smallest midget.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM (y7DUB) 11
What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k?
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM (cF8AT) 12
CHEAPO.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM (XROPS) 13
Beatoff is DOA and its still early. No way he can fund raise as well as the others.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 18, 2019 04:43 PM (mRuSo) Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 04:43 PM (XROPS) 15
See, *I* personally don't give a damn if he gave zero dollars to charity... But *I* am also not the one proposing to force people to "spread the wealth" at gunpoint.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2019 04:44 PM (Ct55T) 16
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-- What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k? Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM ------------------------ He gets married. Posted by: irright at April 18, 2019 04:44 PM (pMGkg) 17
I love Tucker's concerned face.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 04:44 PM (XROPS) 18
TuCa still kicking ass and taking names
Posted by: Rick in SK at April 18, 2019 04:45 PM (FZYNt) 19
Yeah releasing the tax returns was a brilliant move. Beto also had to amend a return and write a check for $4K. Bernie also exposed himself as a member of the dreaded 1%.
Aim at Trump, shoot yourself in the face. Good job, guys. Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 04:45 PM (gC2IV) 20
He gets married.
Posted by: irright at April 18, 2019 04:44 PM (pMGkg) I know she's rich but is the $370k ALL from her!? Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 04:45 PM (cF8AT) 21
What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k?
------------- I'd bet its mostly an allowance from his wife. Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 18, 2019 04:45 PM (mRuSo) Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 04:45 PM (MAstk) 23
Tucker's reference to "sticky bud" was most hilarious. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 04:45 PM (b8qru) 24
What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k?
------------- I'd bet its mostly an allowance from his wife. EDITED: The shame is part of the kink... Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 18, 2019 04:46 PM (mRuSo) Posted by: Forheremenaremen at April 18, 2019 04:46 PM (RLiOt) 26
What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k?
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM His Congress critter salary is around 175k; I assume Lovey gives him an allowance for the rest. Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2019 04:46 PM (y7DUB) 27
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What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k? Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM (cF8AT) Bangs the daughter $enior dineropatenlones Posted by: MSM at April 18, 2019 04:46 PM (ymnmz) 28
Oh, Beto was over when they started fixating on Bootygig. Beto is too white and hetero; Buttgrog is white, sure, but he's gay and so that's acceptable.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 04:46 PM (RD7QR) 29
11 What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k?
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM (cF8AT) Baum-chick-a-wha-wha Posted by: Amy Saunders O'Rourke at April 18, 2019 04:46 PM (MZywJ) 30
He's signing up to be part of Bernie's Rich Socialist elite system.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 04:47 PM (37IEG) 31
What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k?
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM (cF8AT) I'm guessing something to do with real estate. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 04:47 PM (a/9Wy) 32
Tucker is better than most so called "comedy" shows now.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 04:47 PM (xfb67) 33
Hillary and Bill's whole life is a charity-a charity to themselves. I'm not looking at her tax returns, but I think she has no room to talk.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2019 04:47 PM (FSPNP) Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 04:47 PM (MAstk) 35
Did Benito give any used underwear and then write them off at an inflated price?
BJ Clinton still the winner of charitable cheap skates. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 04:48 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2019 04:48 PM (uAgHA) 37
Gov Newsom recently put up a Facebook post saying that he would 'FIGHT' to keep Trans folk in the military.
I posted 'Funny that you will FIGHT for Trans, but did not bother to fight for your country'. Many posts shot back at me that 'he was fighting for his country as a politician'. Needless to say, that opinion was FLAMED by Veterans. Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 04:48 PM (NgKpN) 38
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-- I'd bet its mostly an allowance from his wife. EDITED: The shame is part of the kink... Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 18, 2019 04:46 PM -------------------------- You STAND there and watch the Bull, or no checky. Posted by: The wife at April 18, 2019 04:48 PM (pMGkg) 39
So he made $370k while campaigning to be Texas Senator.
Damn - we should all campaign to be Senators! Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 04:48 PM (37IEG) 40
Anyone else just watch adam pencil neck shitt Quadruple Down on the Russia Collusion hoax? He just did a 25 minute press conference, in which not a single challenging question was asked, about mueller's report confirmed collusion and obstruction and Barr is a hack. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 04:49 PM (b8qru) 41
What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k?
******** Skateboarding endorsements and autograph signings. Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 04:49 PM (m45I2) 42
34 OT
Hoyer says impeaching Trump not worthwhile. Ahahahaha Posted by: Ha On my mark, unleash hell Posted by: Alexandria Donkey-Chompers at April 18, 2019 04:49 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: Total Control Racist at April 18, 2019 04:49 PM (xoxnc) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2019 04:49 PM (aKsyK) 45
Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at April 18, 2019 04:49 PM (1XAal) 46
I still say there is nothing in Trump's tax returns. He's just going to draw it out and let the left look stupid when the big reveal turns out to be a flop.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 04:50 PM (xfb67) Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 04:50 PM (m45I2) 48
From the prior thread:
*** Schitt is doing a presser right now saying the mueller report confirms collusion and obstruction. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 04:40 PM (b8qru) LOL. Keep it up, Pencilneck! You are sure to convince everyone...that you're a loony tune and need to lose your security clearance, STAT. Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 04:50 PM (XROPS) 49
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Anyone else just watch adam pencil neck shitt Quadruple Down on the Russia Collusion hoax? He just did a 25 minute press conference, in which not a single challenging question was asked, about mueller's report confirmed collusion and obstruction and Barr is a hack. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 04:49 PM (b8qru) should be interesting to watch Trump use the DOJ to drag Congress around 'through the process" on this like KenyaButtboy would have done. Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 04:50 PM (37IEG) 50
Sk8rs r H8ers, dude.
Posted by: Joe Mama at April 18, 2019 04:50 PM (/H8v6) 51
Tucker brings it every night Posted by: Yo! at April 18, 2019 04:50 PM (1XAal) 52
Good news for the leftards! he didn't donate money to rebuild Notre Dame.
Other news for leftards! he donates about as much as Delaware's own Joe Biden. Way to go! Posted by: Belfast Burrito 2020 at April 18, 2019 04:51 PM (NeSSd) 53
The MFM has become infatuated with Buttplug and that has taken a lot of wind out of Beta's sails Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2019 04:51 PM (OLCnA) 54
What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k?
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 04:42 PM (cF8AT) ....... Teaches sign language? Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 04:52 PM (v0R5T) 55
You know, Shitt wouldn't be out there now strutting around if the White House re-released the Strojk-Page texts this morning. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 04:52 PM (b8qru) 56
What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k?
****** Five dollar blow jobs? Posted by: Muldoon Q: Who gave you .25 cents? A: All of them. Posted by: just the punchline at April 18, 2019 04:52 PM (NeSSd) 57
He was a US Congressman.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 04:53 PM (W+vEI) 58
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Good news for the leftards! he didn't donate money to rebuild Notre Dame. Other news for leftards! he donates about as much as Delaware's own Joe Biden. Way to go! Posted by: Belfast Burrito 2020 at April 18, 2019 04:51 PM (NeSSd) If the government wanted us to donate money, they'd have taken it from us because we're too stupid to give it to the right causes. Like Abortion on demand, or paying illegal immigrants a living wage for sneaking into the country. Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 04:53 PM (37IEG) 59
Didn't bill clinton try to take a tax deduction for his used underwear?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2019 04:53 PM (JUOKG) 60
Beatoff is such an unbelievable douche.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 04:53 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Must Skip TV at April 18, 2019 04:53 PM (pMGkg) 62
The little charitable gift thing always puzzles me because at that point, how much difference could it have made to his taxes?
I take stuff to the local thrift store and I could claim it but I don't because why the heck would I "claim" $50 worth of clothes in a bag? If you make almost $400K a year, what difference is $1K of charity going to do your tax bill? Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 18, 2019 04:53 PM (BD/yx) 63
Stupid rich undead candidates
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 04:53 PM (bcbK8) 64
Teaches sign language?
********* I had him second semester- Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath. Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle, Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at April 18, 2019 04:53 PM (m45I2) 65
i was going to recommend watching the late rerun of carlson last night. this is one of his best monologues.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 18, 2019 04:53 PM (Pg+x7) 66
Unless you're doing something for free it's not charity work.
It's like asshole politicians making a ton calling themselves "public servants." Nope, you're a scourge and won't stop sucking off the government teat. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 04:54 PM (jUVms) 67
I'm convinced that ButtBandit will be gone in a month also. He's just riding the free publicity to promote ass doinking.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 04:54 PM (+4/lE) 68
39 So he made $370k while campaigning to be Texas Senator.
Damn - we should all campaign to be Senators! worked for me Posted by: burned sandman at April 18, 2019 04:54 PM (sGtp+) 69
Beto doesn't even seem like a fun pot head. He seems like a preachy pot-head. Those are the worst.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 04:54 PM (xfb67) 70
Buh bye Beto
Posted by: Regular joe at April 18, 2019 04:54 PM (IFmCm) 71
@EpochTimes 14 minutes ago
Prosecutors asked a federal judge if they could present new evidence that top #NXIVM members took part in an illegal campaign contribution scheme to aid Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential campaign for "political influence." Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 04:54 PM (cF8AT) 72
Aim at Trump, shoot yourself in the face. Good job, guys.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 04:45 PM (gC2IV) ------ So true. The dummies. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 04:55 PM (jUVms) 73
65 i was going to recommend watching the late rerun of carlson last night. this is one of his best monologues.
sorry. 'round here, it's up agains the orville. Posted by: Anachronda has priorities at April 18, 2019 04:55 PM (sGtp+) 74
I'm guessing a lot of his extra cash goes to blow and/or Adderall.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 04:55 PM (W+vEI) 75
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at April 18, 2019 04:53 PM (m45I2)
--------- Never not funny! Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 04:55 PM (gC2IV) 76
US Congressman - $174,000 a year.
Nice pay for tooling around Texas on a skateboard. Where'd the other half of the $370k come from - payment for unspecified promises to be delivered later perhaps? Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 04:55 PM (37IEG) 77
>>Prosecutors asked a federal judge if they could present new evidence that top #NXIVM members took part in an illegal campaign contribution scheme to aid Hillary Clinton's 2008 presidential campaign for "political influence."
When it rains, it pores. Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2019 04:55 PM (pCsgI) 78
Hoyer's & impeachment:
1) he's following Pelosi lead. Nancy already has far out weirdo wing mad. Send out the #2 2) Sure, we could impeach him. But we dont want to divide the nation more than this president already has. (IOW: we ain't got squat) Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (Gp6a2) 79
62 The little charitable gift thing always puzzles me because at that point, how much difference could it have made to his taxes?
I take stuff to the local thrift store and I could claim it but I don't because why the heck would I "claim" $50 worth of clothes in a bag? If you make almost $400K a year, what difference is $1K of charity going to do your tax bill? Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 18, 2019 04:53 PM (BD/yx) It's around 400 dollars in tax savings. Posted by: Someguy at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (HUFx8) 80
Beto's going to switch last names with Mayor Pete. Beto Buttgieg has a certain charm to it. Dems won't know the difference. Pity poor Pete O'Rourke though.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (aBR7R) 81
I have no idea how Trump structures his tax returns vs the Trump corporate returns. It makes perfect sense to me that one would not want the world at large to see the corporate returns as it might reveal details you don't want the competitors to know.
If the personal returns are separated enough from the business then Trump might be playing it like Barky did the birth cert. Its a laser pointer for the foes to chase. Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (eASYU) 82
Karl Rove, the guy with a cranium shaped like an egg and who resembles Ben Franklin's retarded cousin, said in a WSJ OpEd today that Bernie might just win this time.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (+4/lE) 83
All these guys who demand we give to the government or are hateful flinty-hearted monsters are skinflints when it comes to charity. Its hilarious how absolute the pattern is.
But I mean in this case, the poor bastard has a habit he has to fund and its not cheap to buy whatever the hell he's on. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (39g3+) 84
Not only do they give themselves self inflicted wounds in the details of their tax returns, but they make Trump look more and more alpha in his refusal to do the same. Remember when by show off hands Trump was the only Republican who refused to pledge to support the eventual nominee?
Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (Hucnr) 85
Socialists don't believe in charity, that is what government is for.
Look how they attack charities. Little Sisters of the Poor, anyone? Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (w7KSn) 86
What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k?
****** Five dollar blow jobs? Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 04:50 PM (m45I2) Who pays $5, and where do I find them? Posted by: Brian ButterBottom at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (cFKWT) 87
So, basically, baby poop in a bowl has more appeal Beta's campaign.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (G7yPO) Posted by: Pug Mahon at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (xPJvm) 89
Hey CRT, if you're here - I had a thought. I know - don't hurt myself.
Publisher 2010 may be old enough that it has to restart before applying the state change to fonts. I think my old installation of CS5 had that problem and it's newer than 2010. Have you tried restarting the software or computer AFTER you toggled on "Embedding TrueType fonts when saving publication?" Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (AzW6q) 90
He does get 174k for being a Congressman.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 04:57 PM (a/9Wy) 91
Cheapskate on a skateboard.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 04:57 PM (AtaaG) 92
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I'm convinced that ButtBandit will be gone in a month also. He's just riding the free publicity to promote ass doinking. Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 04:54 PM (+4/lE) They're just trying to upset the normies with a gay guy who's name seems like a joke about his orientation. Once things get serious he'll be gone. Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 04:57 PM (37IEG) 93
Peto Buttigieg
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 04:57 PM (xfb67) 94
O'Rourke,,I'm so cheap when it comes to others I throw feces into my wife's bowl and call it food.
Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 04:57 PM (r/xAU) 95
Bernie also exposed himself as a member of the dreaded 1%.
"I wrote a book, all you have to do is write a book and you can be a millionaire too!" --Bernie "balloon comb" Sanders Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 04:57 PM (39g3+) 96
O'Rourke, you know how much I pay for my shoes?
Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 04:57 PM (r/xAU) 97
O'Rourke, i'm too sexy for you all, too sexy.
Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 04:58 PM (r/xAU) 98
Have you tried restarting the software or computer AFTER you toggled on "Embedding TrueType fonts when saving publication?"
Yeah but I'll give it another shot with a system reboot in case something really stupid is going on. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 04:58 PM (39g3+) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 18, 2019 04:59 PM (zBaqJ) 100
Way way way way too early to write off any of the top 10 D candidates. Even though most of the D candidates are really auditioning for the VP spot not president, one of these jerkoffs will win the nom. We still have more than a full year to go until the end of the end primaries. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 04:59 PM (b8qru) 101
You think it's a balloon? I was thinking feral cat.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 18, 2019 04:59 PM (xfb67) 102
Buttaguy is the new kid in town
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 04:59 PM (BbGew) Posted by: Ha at April 18, 2019 04:59 PM (MAstk) 104
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at April 18, 2019 04:53 PM (m45I2)
--------- Never not funny! Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 04:55 PM (gC2IV) ......... Easier said than done? Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 04:59 PM (v0R5T) 105
Pedo Buttaguy?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 05:00 PM (37IEG) Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 05:00 PM (cF8AT) Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 18, 2019 05:00 PM (BD/yx) 108
I came in too late. I actually thought willow was talking to him. "i'm too sexy for you all, too sexy.", but no, these are just labels.
Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 05:00 PM (NAs56) 109
Bernie's tax return shows why they're all running. He went from around $200K in 2015 to one a million in 2017. It pays to run for prez.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 05:01 PM (gC2IV) 110
Karl Rove, the guy with a cranium shaped like an egg and who resembles Ben Franklin's retarded cousin, said in a WSJ OpEd today that Bernie might just win this time.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (+4/lE) That this pudgy turd, hero of Hollowhead, was highly regarded by the GOP is why we got DJT. Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2019 05:01 PM (y7DUB) 111
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Mayor Buttsex will be around until Commie-La decides it's time to re-emerges from the shadows and drop the hammer (and sickle) on him. Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2019 05:01 PM (TzITN) 112
it looked to me like Tucker was mocking the treatment Trump got four years ago, from so many stars and talking heads.
but Trump was always more viable than Beto or other Dem crazies. That is why they are stuck with Bernie and Hillary, or Biden. Known brands in their own way, but mostly for being crazy/corrupt themselves. Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2019 05:01 PM (Cus5s) 113
I'm certain Bernie will be the guy who goes against Trump this time, and it will be hilarious because it utterly negates their "old white man" complaint about Trump. You think that's bad, so you run an OLDER, even MORE white man?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:02 PM (39g3+) 114
Democrats don't seem to understand no matter what face you put on their divisive, destructive, anti American turd of an agenda, it still smells like shit
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 05:02 PM (+4/lE) 115
Since when does Leftists worry about charity?, that's what they think the government is for.
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 05:02 PM (BbGew) Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:03 PM (bcbK8) 117
Have you tried restarting the software or computer AFTER you toggled on "Embedding TrueType fonts when saving publication?"
Still nothing. I'm digging but it doesn't look very promising I might try one of those online pdf converters. Something might be wrong with Publisher's converter. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:03 PM (39g3+) 118
t-bird I was just responding to his believing He only has to appear and That's enough .
didn't we already do this with Obama? Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 05:03 PM (r/xAU) 119
In the video clip Tucker played of Beto last night, he appeared to be on drugs again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 05:03 PM (AzW6q) 120
Bernie's tax return shows why they're all running. He went from around $200K in 2015 to one a million in 2017. It pays to run for prez.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 05:01 PM (gC2IV) --------------------------- He made that money from a book extolling the wonders of Democratic Socialism. The irony meter blew a Fetzer valve when this was discovered. Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 05:04 PM (ffYR/) 121
Corey Booker sees peak left in the headlights and takes a hard right turn.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 05:04 PM (AtaaG) 122
omg... he's got a Hispanic accent when he's talking about his "charity" service to the country...
His life as a charitable donation is exactly what he said was so. Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 18, 2019 05:04 PM (BD/yx) 123
119 In the video clip Tucker played of Beto last night, he appeared to be on drugs again.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 05:03 PM (AzW6q) Meth-addled Beto is funny Beto. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 05:04 PM (RD7QR) 124
His whole life counts as charity? That might be the most stupidly arrogant thing I've ever read?
Mind you his brain and character might add up to the widow's mite. Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 05:04 PM (aCNZ6) 125
82 Karl Rove, the guy with a cranium shaped like an egg and who resembles Ben Franklin's retarded cousin, said in a WSJ OpEd today that Bernie might just win this time.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (+4/lE) That's actually Good News! Considering that Karl Rove has been WRONG about every f'ing thing he's ever said, ever! and I love how Beto, when asked about his charitable contributions, said that HIS charitable contribution was "Running For Office." OH THANK YOU BETO WE AS A SOCIETY ARE SO ENRICHED BY YOU BENEVOLENTLY GRANTING US YOUR ATTENTIONS!!! Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (Kpl3J) 126
Obama wasn't playing anyone in his refusal to release his birth certificate. There was something embarrassing on it that he didn't want revealed. This is why he hated Trump so much. Remember, Obama never released his actual birth certificate. This is not a conspiracy theory, this is a proven fact that somehow never reached the public awareness.
Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (Hucnr) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (39g3+) 128
121 Corey Booker sees peak left in the headlights and takes a hard right turn.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 05:04 PM (AtaaG) Huh. Maybe Rosario Dawson has managed to convert one. Elaine said that was every woman's dream. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (bcbK8) Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (r/xAU) 130
Update: Seth Abramson is on tweet #268
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (cF8AT) 131
Real estate guys use lots of pass through tax entities, so it's likely to show up on his personal return. Trump has likely used depreciation to lower his income tax bill so the optics, if exposed, will look bad. He probably claims that higher values for his properties for bank loans and insurance
But that's standard practice in real estate. Property owners pay a boatload in other taxes especially local real estate taxes. But the left Is looking for anything on Trump Posted by: Ignoramus at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (ywmz/) 132
127 Beto Lugosi's dead.
No, no, no, no, he's outside looking in Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (39g3+) LOL Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (bcbK8) 133
That Tucker video is absolute gold. GOLD.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (jUVms) 134
Beto will start going by his middle name Francis in an effort to appear more effeminate and maybe swipe some of Buttplugs limelight.
Posted by: Scuba Dude at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (Oq/TM) 135
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"It's hard to win on charisma alone, as Hillary Clinton recently discovered." Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 18, 2019 05:00 PM (BD/yx) Now...this... is real Charismahttps://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-or-fab-charisma-carpenter-06-2013 Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 05:06 PM (37IEG) 136
What does O'Rourke do that he made $370k?
****** Five dollar blow jobs? Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2019 04:50 PM (m45I2) Who pays $5, and where do I find them? Posted by: Brian ButterBottom at April 18, 2019 04:56 ----------------------------------- BJ O'Rourke? Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 18, 2019 05:06 PM (OFzX4) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 05:06 PM (xSo9G) 138
I feel like a good portion of my tax bill is charity. because it is.
Posted by: x at April 18, 2019 05:06 PM (nFwvY) Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 05:06 PM (r/xAU) Posted by: Doctor Bones McCoy at April 18, 2019 05:07 PM (pw+jk) 141
You don't understand...my charitable donations have been providing public service.
---- You tell'em brother! Posted by: Jussie Smollett, because I'm a giver at April 18, 2019 05:07 PM (xSo9G) Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 18, 2019 05:07 PM (+/7JY) Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2019 05:07 PM (TzITN) 144
130 Update: Seth Abramson is on tweet #268
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (cF8AT) And line of coke #23. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 05:07 PM (RD7QR) 145
That was a brutal takedown. Whoa. Loved it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 18, 2019 05:08 PM (0rsWa) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:08 PM (39g3+) 147
126 Obama wasn't playing anyone in his refusal to release his birth certificate. There was something embarrassing on it that he didn't want revealed. This is why he hated Trump so much. Remember, Obama never released his actual birth certificate. This is not a conspiracy theory, this is a proven fact that somehow never reached the public awareness.
Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (Hucnr) I will always believe that the real thing he was trying to hide was that he was listed as "White" when he was born. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 05:08 PM (Kpl3J) 148
Boy, I can see why they hate Tucker. Hannity is a blunt object. But Tucker slices them open and laughs at them the whole time.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 18, 2019 05:08 PM (H8QX8) 149
Yeah, I actually saw the video of Beto telling his stunned supporters that his public service was his gift to them. He then implied that he made some contributions to charity but did not report them on his tax returns. But why report an embarrassing $1600 out of almost $400,000 in income? I'm sure there are former bar tenders from the Bronx who contribute more than that. I'm surprised he didn't mention the free performances he has provided with his table dancing and skateboarding.
Posted by: Punchinello at April 18, 2019 05:09 PM (zOrpp) 150
O'Rourke is that guy you dated Once
well except for his wife. makes no sense Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 05:06 PM (r/xAU) Exactly. And once was enough, even though you couldn't find any real reason to not go out with him again, but he was just TOO MUCH! Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:09 PM (XROPS) 151
Buttgig/Booker 2020 - Queer the White House!
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 05:09 PM (NWiLs) 152
130 Update: Seth Abramson is on tweet #268
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (cF8AT) Geez - somebody needs to send him a .gif of Ferris Bueller saying "It's Over! Go Home!" Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J) 153
I will always believe that the real thing he was trying to hide was that he was listed as "White" when he was born.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 05:08 PM (Kpl3J) Had his parents married? I don't remember. If not, his real document might say "bastard". Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 18, 2019 05:09 PM (BD/yx) 154
I will always believe that the real thing he was trying to hide was that he was listed as "White" when he was born.
That is Baldilocks' theory and its probably the right one. Something is hinky about it, for sure. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:09 PM (39g3+) 155
Beto just believes the old saying that charity begins at home.
Posted by: Aud at April 18, 2019 05:09 PM (uBywd) 156
Exactly. And once was enough, even though you couldn't find any real reason to not go out with him again, but he was just TOO MUCH!
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:09 PM (XROPS) -------- I would have said he was just too little. But I get your point. He's a douche. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:10 PM (jUVms) 157
Yawwwwwwwn. Beto. Unheard of Irish socialist guy with conveniently hispanic nickname, married to daughter of wealthy family, loses a close Senate election in Texas to Ted Cruz.
The only notable thing about dude's run for office is that Ted Cruz's district is getting closer to the margin. MickBeto, himself, is yet another NPC politician with no experience in notable business enterprise or politics. On his career experience, he has experience as a live-in nanny, he worked at his uncle's tech company, he sold fine art, and he worked in "publishing." The only conceivable explanation of said dude's rise in politics is money, specifically his wife's parents, and political influence (again, his wife's parent's money). We thought Obama would set the bar for inexperience, but here is MickBeto and his "hold my beer" moment. And yet, water is still wet, the Earth continues to rotate around the sun, and money and political connected families don't really mean dick when it come to, you know, real work. As in competence and qualifications. And so, despite all the press and blog coverage money and influence can buy, Beto is a small walking footnote in political history, even if he doesn't yet realize it. We all look forward to checking in with him 10-years from now on "where are they now." Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 18, 2019 05:10 PM (gBYHI) 158
Beatoff is such an unbelievable douche.
--- I think that should be his new AOS name. BeatOff. Along with SwallowWell and ButtGig. Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 18, 2019 05:10 PM (Z3zSO) 159
oy, I can see why they hate Tucker. Hannity is a blunt object. But Tucker slices them open and laughs at them the whole time.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 18, 2019 05:08 PM (H8QX Plus, Tucker is one of them, while Hannity is a working class deplorable. Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:10 PM (XROPS) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2019 05:10 PM (Z+IKu) 161
At least Obama, who gave ZERO to charity for years before, had the sense to jack up his charity contributions in the year right before he ran for POTUS.
IIRC, he gave $10,000 or such to Jeremiah Wright's church and a similar sum to the Congressional Black Caucus. (I remember that last one because I was a bit surprised to discover this is a "charity!") It's really amazing how tight these compassionate lefty pols are with their own money. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2019 05:10 PM (Rxduq) 162
And for Kerry's military records, my money is on his officer's IQ assessment being.... low.
Never discount the simple things. Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 18, 2019 05:10 PM (BD/yx) 163
You don't understand, I helped take your money, and donated it to charities and causes that were more worthy than what you would have wasted it on anyway!
I did you a service, my whole life is one of taking giving taking and giving! Posted by: Beto Skateboard Jesus O'Rourke at April 18, 2019 05:10 PM (37IEG) 164
Update: Seth Abramson is on tweet #268
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (cF8AT) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 05:10 PM (AzW6q) 165
But Tucker slices them open and laughs at them the whole time.
He does indeed. He's been fun to watch the past few months. I wonder if that attack on his home had anything to do with it? Posted by: Jewells45 at April 18, 2019 05:10 PM (dUJdY) 166
Just an aside, did you know there are 540 billionaires in the United States?
I had no idea we had that many. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:11 PM (a/9Wy) 167
somebody needs to send him a .gif of Ferris Bueller saying "It's Over! Go Home!"
http://tinyurl.com/y4k3f24y Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:11 PM (39g3+) 168
Obama wasn't playing anyone in his refusal to
release his birth certificate. There was something embarrassing on it that he didn't want revealed. This is why he hated Trump so much. Remember, Obama never released his actual birth certificate. This is not a conspiracy theory, this is a proven fact that somehow never reached the public awareness. Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (Hucnr) I will always believe that the real thing he was trying to hide was that he was listed as "White" when he was born. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 05:08 PM Got a feeling that obama's "father" is not who is listed on the birth certificate. Or possibly that he was not his mom's first child. But yes something very embarrassing is on it. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2019 05:11 PM (JUOKG) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 05:11 PM (xSo9G) 170
Hell, I bet Obama only donated a fraction of what Beto gave.
Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2019 05:11 PM (88xKn) 171
Seth Abramson's going to find Pepe Silvia by the end of this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 05:11 PM (AzW6q) 172
Geez - somebody needs to send him a .gif of Ferris Bueller saying "It's Over! Go Home!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 05:09 PM (Kpl3J) He's been sent every gif there is...including that one. Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (cF8AT) 173
O'Rourke is that guy you dated Once
well except for his wife. makes no sense x Exactly. And once was enough, even though you couldn't find any real reason to not go out with him again, but he was just TOO MUCH! x Anyone know what his wife is like? My guess is she's dead from the neck up. Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (Z3zSO) 174
Way way way way too early to write off any of the top 10 D candidates.
Even though most of the D candidates are really auditioning for the VP spot not president, one of these jerkoffs will win the nom. We still have more than a full year to go until the end of the end primaries. Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 18, 2019 04:59 PM (b8qru) Many will enter, few will win. It is instructive to see who just isn't getting over with the public. Harris, Warren, Klobuchar... Sillybrand is setting new records for futility. Harris especially is so shit that not even an Obama sized push can make her the obvious candidate in Cali. Even if it could.... have they learned nothing from Hillary? The primary shows you who can win outside. Not who already has all the power within the party. This primary will be a dumpster fire. Posted by: trev006 at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (zAnLQ) 175
Ted Cruz. Bah! Where'd he get that fake hispanic last name anyway?
Posted by: Beto Native speaking Skateboard Jesus O'Rourke at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (37IEG) 176
169 Beto Lugosi's dead.
-------- Castle Dracula fire? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 05:11 PM (xSo9G) Meddling teens. And meth. But mostly meth Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (bcbK8) 177
Didn't some outlet just say (Drudge?) that in 2024 Jeb was going to swoop in and save the party or something.
I will never vote for Jeb! Even if it means some other asshole gets elected. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (jUVms) 178
And for Kerry's military records, my money is on his officer's IQ assessment being.... low.
Never discount the simple things. Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 18, 2019 05:10 PM (BD/yx) I think that was released as well as Gore's and it turns out Bush's was higher than both of them. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (a/9Wy) 179
"164 Update: Seth Abramson is on tweet #268
Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (cF8AT)" After a few more, he will look like Bobby and Cindy trying to break the teeter-totter record. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (OD2ni) 180
This is sort of an interesting election season for the Dems. There really isn't any "it" candidate. The closest they come is Joe Biden, who's antique and a hair sniffer. That's why so many people are getting in--no one's standing out. They figger "why not me?"
Posted by: Caliban at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (qEujL) 181
Can we get a hair-pulling, face-scratching, screeching fight between Beto and Buttplug? No love lost there, I'm sure.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (aBR7R) 182
I saw Schiffless on Fox doubling down on catching that road runner President Trump.
What a piece of work that guy is. Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (BbGew) 183
Gutfeld on the report and the media:
Normal people watch Die Hard again and enjoy the ending. The media watches it and hopes the ending changes. They've now seen it twice in the last two weeks and keep hoping for a different ending. Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (gC2IV) 184
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Wouldn't be surprised if his mother's that much of a whore. I also wouldn't be surprised if she didn't initially name him "Barack", and he doesn't want that to be seen. Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (TzITN) 185
Snarky Tucker is best Tucker.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (NWiLs) 186
Also... I still say the FAB is going to sweep in and steal the nomination. I mean, she already knows how to do it, so it's not like it's hard or anything.
Plus... dammit, it's HER TURN. Again. Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (Z3zSO) 187
He's gifted us with himself.
Yea! Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (+lVUW) 188
The only notable thing about dude's run for office is that Ted Cruz's district is getting closer to the margin.
small correction - Ted Cruz's "district" is the entire State of Texas. But Cruz ran a lazy, crappy campaign (I didn't expect that) and the Bush crowd in the state always hated him for knocking off their guy Dewhurst. Now he's got 6 years to try and make himself seem a bit more friendly. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (Kpl3J) 189
But Tucker slices them open and laughs at them the whole time.
Tucker is Jack the Ripper, not that loon Polish guy. He's aged well. Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (T6t7i) 190
Beto looks to have been beat-o.
Posted by: Surfperch at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (tfpVa) 191
>>O'Rourke is that guy you dated Once
well except for his wife. makes no sense He knows how to manage up. Posted by: Caliban at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (qEujL) 192
Or possibly that he was not his mom's first child. But yes something very embarrassing is on it.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2019 05:11 PM (JUOKG) Probably a variation on the Kenyan Exchange Student embarrassment that keep his college transcripts under wraps. Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (37IEG) 193
It's really amazing how tight these compassionate lefty pols are with their own money. Posted by: Margarita DeVille -------- I recall that Al and Tipper donated something like $450 in the year prior to his running. Then, there are the donated Clinton underwear... Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (xSo9G) 194
Anyone know what his wife is like? My guess is she's dead from the neck up.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (Z3zSO) -------- Yeah, well she didn't divorce him when he fed her a turd, so: 1.) Dead from the neck up, or; 2.) Beto is like Giovanni di Casanova in the bedroom, but with John Holmes' dick. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 05:14 PM (AzW6q) 195
39 So he made $370k while campaigning to be Texas Senator.
Damn - we should all campaign to be Senators! ____________ He and his wife set up a "web development" company that his campaign uses -- and pays -- so that money comes back to them. Candidates set up all types of scams to pay themselves and their family members from donated campaign funds. It's quite a racket. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 18, 2019 05:14 PM (fqUgw) 196
Isn't Kylie Jenner, youngest KardASShian spawn, a billionaire? Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 05:14 PM (NMAzL) 197
Didn't some outlet just say (Drudge?) that in 2024 Jeb was going to swoop in and save the party or something.
Jeb couldn't swoop if you gave him an F-15. WITH PILOT. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 05:14 PM (3RKQd) 198
I think it's cute the way Beatoff and Buttplug think they are anything more than donation generators for the major players who have already agreed amongst themselves who the ultimate nominee is going to be... Drama right up to the convention floor is nothing about getting more money for the coffers... Bending the knee and kissing the ring... Posted by: Soccer Spy at April 18, 2019 05:14 PM (UFLLM) 199
>>I will always believe that the real thing he was trying to hide was that he was listed as "White" when he was born.
My bet is on he got a new birth certificate when he was adopted by Soetero (sp?) and he took his surname --- and never changed it back to Obama. He used this name in school, maybe even claimed he was a foreign student, so he could not release his transcripts. Would also explain the second, private swearing in? Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (W+vEI) 200
I will always believe that the real thing he was trying to hide was that he was listed as "White" when he was born.
.......... His Mom ran off with a black one. We never got it back. Posted by: Dr. Kalikimaka at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (v0R5T) 201
181 Can we get a hair-pulling, face-scratching, screeching fight between Beto and Buttplug? No love lost there, I'm sure.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (aBR7R) That could only be better if one of them screams "YOU BITCH!" Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (RD7QR) Posted by: Speculations the Press won't Make at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (cCxiu) 203
The only notable thing about dude's run for office is that Ted Cruz's district is getting closer to the margin.
Cruz's "district" is the whole state. That Abbott got so many more votes than Cruz did should produce some concern about how well Ted comes across. I'm a fan but those numbers aren't positive. Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (y7DUB) 204
He's gifted us with himself.
Yea! Posted by: nerdygirl ----------- The sheer magnificence of himself. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (xSo9G) 205
159 oy, I can see why they hate Tucker. Hannity is a blunt object. But Tucker slices them open and laughs at them the whole time.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at April 18, 2019 05:08 PM (H8QX Plus, Tucker is one of them, while Hannity is a working class deplorable. Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:10 PM (XROPS) Tucker once said he lives in the same neighborhood as Barky. Of course that includes Big Mike, and President Valarie Jarrett. You do know that President Jarrett lives with them, right? Who plays the wife in that house? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (sy5kK) 206
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (Kpl3J)
Dewhurst was Perry's guy. Perry was a dick after Cruz won the primary. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:16 PM (a/9Wy) 207
MUMR!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:16 PM (bcbK8) 208
Ow. Hey Tucker, I know you think you thoroughly flayed that guy, but you missed the soles of his feet.
Now you can't wear him as a onesie. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2019 05:16 PM (Z4rgH) Posted by: Surfperch at April 18, 2019 05:16 PM (tfpVa) 210
He and his wife set up a "web development" company that his campaign uses -- and pays -- so that money comes back to them.
This is why the people not in office run. For the salary from the campaign. Tell me the employable skills of Julian Castro. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 05:16 PM (3RKQd) 211
182 I saw Schiffless on Fox doubling down on catching that road runner President Trump.
What a piece of work that guy is. Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (BbGew) My Dem Senator posted on Facebook very similar. Pledged to keep it up. I think they're scared. They've convinced their constituency that something is true and now they can't deliver. There were bunches of "thank you so much for what you do!" comments and a whole lot of "give it up you disgrace" comments. The "thank you" people though... they're *sincere*. They bought the whole narrative 100%. So what happens if that crashes and burns? Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 18, 2019 05:16 PM (BD/yx) 212
193---I recall that Al and Tipper donated something like $450 in the year prior to his running. Then, there are the donated Clinton underwear...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (xSo9G) ------------------------- Yep. It seems to be the rule with Dems, not the exception. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2019 05:16 PM (Rxduq) 213
Normal people watch Die Hard again and enjoy the ending. The media watches it and hopes the ending changes.
"This time, the reporter wins!!!" --Jim Acosta Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:16 PM (39g3+) 214
Tucker once said he lives in the same neighborhood as Barky. Of course that includes Big Mike, and President Valarie Jarrett.
You do know that President Jarrett lives with them, right? Who plays the wife in that house? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (sy5kK) They all do Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:16 PM (bcbK8) 215
Don't feel sorry for Beto.
He can always go to work for CNN or do gay pron. But I repeat myself. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2019 05:17 PM (Z+IKu) Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2019 05:17 PM (TzITN) 217
Will you cock us for me?
Posted by: Benito O'Rourke at April 18, 2019 05:17 PM (pw+jk) 218
218 203>>>
I want it to start with a sucker punch and one of them screaming "WORLDSTAR!!!" Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2019 05:17 PM (TzITN) LMAO Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 05:17 PM (NWiLs) 219
Update: Seth Abramson is on tweet #268
----------- Lol. I read this and my honest first reaction was "who the hell is Seth Abramson?" Seriously, never heard of the guy. But, I love click bate on Ace, so I take a look. Let me sum up Seth Abbramson and his (then current) 268 tweets on Mueller Report. See CNN, CNBC, MSNBC, yada yada yada. Yawwwwwwn. In other words, if you look hard, you too can find evidence of the epidemic of incurable Progressive Lunacy Syndrome. Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 18, 2019 05:17 PM (gBYHI) 220
Disguising your Irish heritage with something Spanish is a time honored tradition in my family. Just look at my cousin, Carlos O'Kelley.
Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at April 18, 2019 05:17 PM (dl6MA) 221
Ah yes, thanks for those insights, guys.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2019 05:17 PM (y7DUB) 222
My bet is on he got a new birth certificate when he was adopted by Soetero (sp?) and he took his surname --- and never changed it back to Obama.
He used this name in school, maybe even claimed he was a foreign student, so he could not release his transcripts. Would also explain the second, private swearing in? Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (W+vEI) I hate that we don't know the truth about that Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:18 PM (bcbK8) 223
Heh. Schlichter is trying to provoke the extra-commie left into further dustups with the house leadership. (saw it over at instapundit)
Posted by: irright at April 18, 2019 05:18 PM (pMGkg) 224
I will always believe that the real thing he was trying to hide was that he was listed as "White" when he was born.
Father: "Mother is placing 33% odds on Mr. Obama" Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2019 05:18 PM (CE5C/) 225
111 67>>>
Mayor Buttsex will be around until Commie-La decides it's time to re-emerges from the shadows and drop the hammer (and sickle) on him. Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2019 05:01 PM (TzITN) Last week the polls in California had The Toe in 5th place. In her own state. *insert punchline here* Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 05:18 PM (sy5kK) 226
I think they're scared.
I think Schiff and Brennan in particular are living in fear. Genuine "OH CRAP" fear. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:18 PM (39g3+) 227
208 Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (Kpl3J)
Dewhurst was Perry's guy. Perry was a dick after Cruz won the primary. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:16 PM (a/9Wy) And Perry started off as Bush's guy. But then he's been remarkably good at staying on his feet while he jumps from gig to gig. Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 05:18 PM (Kpl3J) 228
Tucker once said he lives in the same neighborhood
as Barky. Of course that includes Big Mike, and President Valarie Jarrett. You do know that President Jarrett lives with them, right? Who plays the wife in that house? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (sy5kK) ==== Why Barak of course. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 18, 2019 05:18 PM (pw+jk) 229
You know who else will never be president of the united states?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 18, 2019 05:18 PM (0OmEj) 230
In the Cruz/ O'Rourke debate, Cruz got a bit testy with the moderator. It was not his best look. ORourke also outspent Cruz at least 2 - 1 (ORourke raised between $75 and $100 million in one year; Cruz raised $40 million in 5 years). And yet, ORourke lost.
heh. Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:19 PM (XROPS) 231
That was a dumb comment by Beto on his running for office as charity.
His wife looks sweet, however. Maybe he's just a fun loving guy with a good sense of humor and a good dad, although a"'joke" with baby poop disguised as avocado was more than a bit weird. https://tinyurl.com/y2rg9qp8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2019 05:19 PM (FSPNP) 232
I hate that we don't know the truth about that
Dying of curiosity is no way to go thru life. Look at us! Posted by: The MFM at April 18, 2019 05:19 PM (CE5C/) 233
"Cruz's "district" is the whole state. That Abbott got so many more votes than Cruz did should produce some concern about how well Ted comes across. I'm a fan but those numbers aren't positive.
Posted by: Captain Hate" Cruz is brilliant but he rubs a lot of people the wrong way. POTUS is out of the question. He would be perfect for the Supreme Court. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:19 PM (OD2ni) 234
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Disguising your Irish heritage with something Spanish is a time honored tradition in my family. Just look at my cousin, Carlos O'Kelley. Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at April 18, 2019 05:17 PM (dl6MA) Damned "Armada" Irish. Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 05:20 PM (37IEG) 235
My bet is on he got a new birth certificate when he was adopted by Soetero (sp?) and he took his surname --- and never changed it back to Obama.
This is another very strong possibility. His name being Barry is another. Whatever it is, its something really small and stupid and only a towering ego who built a mythology around himself would think it needs to be hidden so carefully. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:20 PM (39g3+) 236
231 You know who else will never be president of the united states?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 18, 2019 05:18 PM (0OmEj) ...literally Hitler? Am I doing this right? Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK8) 237
237 My bet is on he got a new birth certificate when he was adopted by Soetero (sp?) and he took his surname --- and never changed it back to Obama.
This is another very strong possibility. His name being Barry is another. Whatever it is, its something really small and stupid and only a towering ego who built a mythology around himself would think it needs to be hidden so carefully. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:20 PM (39g3+) See also his college records and grades Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK8) 238
I will never vote for Jeb! Even if it means some other asshole gets elected.
---------------- Ditto for Romney. BTW - Notice how he's been a bit silent since his Day-1 bafoonery after election? OOPS. Lol. Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 18, 2019 05:20 PM (gBYHI) 239
Because giving to charity reduces the amount of taxes you all allowed to pay.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at April 18, 2019 05:20 PM (NhgkA) 240
It's going to turn out that King Barry's actual name was "Steve Dunham".
Posted by: Hikaru at April 18, 2019 05:21 PM (TzITN) 241
If anybody needs a good laugh, The Rick Wilson is not taking today's events well. Lashing out at Chuck Ross because Ross has been right all along.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:21 PM (OD2ni) 242
My bet is he knew he had legal cover with or without the birth certificate, and for better or worse, the birther thing was embarrassing to the right, so he did whatever he could to keep on fueling the controversy.
Including releasing that faked BC. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 05:21 PM (AzW6q) 243
OT: The parental units are in town so I'm watching more Fox News than I normally do. The Five is on. The blond (Marie Harf?) is pretty hot. Blues eyes, blond hair, great tits. Too bad she's a stupid lefty hack. I never noticed he pretty blue eyes. At least she has her looks, for a while.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 05:21 PM (siYMV) 244
LOL
Father catches a pantless intruder in his 12yo daughter's bedroom. Shoots him 6 times, with a 22. Intruder goes "ow, ow, ow, oo, ow, ouch!" Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 18, 2019 05:22 PM (w7KSn) 245
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-- You do know that President Jarrett lives with them, right? ---------------------------------- Who plays the wife in that house? ---------------------------------------- ==== Why Barak of course. ---------------------------------------------- With Michelle as cuck and Jarret as bull. Posted by: irright at April 18, 2019 05:22 PM (pMGkg) 246
Since the mere fact of my life is such a benefit to each and every one of you morons and 'ettes,
please send me a mere $1000.00 per year. Being this wonderful isn't cheap and I'm giving you the best of my existence, even when I'm sleeping. This contribution insures that I'll keep being awesome for each and everyone of you. No exceptions! So, contribute Today! Don't make me send over my Legbreakers to get my money! Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2019 05:22 PM (CRRq9) 247
It seems unlikely that most of those kids were impressed by being told that he was doing them a favor and public service by sacrificing to be there with them and not home with his children.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 18, 2019 05:22 PM (BD/yx) 248
By the end of the month there will be 20 or more Dems running for President, let them throw away their money now and be able to give less later.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2019 05:22 PM (ViGAX) 249
Hmm it appears I'm not the only one seeing problems with MS Office 2010 properly embedding fonts in pdfs
https://digitalcommons.unl.edu/ir_information/70/ Problem is his solution requires a full acting version of adobe and I don't have 1500 bucks lying around to buy one. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:22 PM (39g3+) 250
This
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (+y/Ru) 251
Tha beard did Ted Cruz more good than any facial hair has ever done to a dude. He needs to keep it forever. Cruz always gave me a "snake oil" vibe. According to some "expert" I was reading, it was his smile. It was abnormal in a way that sets off that vibe in people. Anyway, the beard kills that effect. And also gives a bad-ass sinister sort of look that's sort of cool. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (NMAzL) 252
Disguising your Irish heritage with something Spanish is a time honored tradition in my family. Just look at my cousin, Carlos O'Kelley.
Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at April 18, 2019 05:17 PM (dl6MA) ---- Ahem. Posted by: Bernardo O'Higgins at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (IFKOp) 253
Muerto!!!
Posted by: Betos Authentic Taco at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (O9JR8) 254
Ann Coulter is nothing more than an attention whore at this point.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (dNzKv) 255
I peeked over at D. Kos just for fun - they're still going on about how they WILL prove collusion, and the only reason they haven't yet is that Mitch McConnell is a Russian agent, too. Seriously, that was the gist of one of the pieces there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (Kpl3J) 256
"Ditto for Romney. BTW - Notice how he's been a bit silent since his Day-1 bafoonery after election? OOPS. Lol.
Posted by: RichardWindsor" I wonder if Mitch gave him a talking to after that. I noticed that Mitch and Trump seemed to have come to an understanding and stay out of each other's hair. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (OD2ni) 257
That was a dumb comment by Beto on his running for office as charity.
His wife looks sweet, however. Maybe he's just a fun loving guy with a good sense of humor and a good dad, although a"'joke" with baby poop disguised as avocado was more than a bit weird. https://tinyurl.com/y2rg9qp8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2019 05:19 PM --- Political marriage. Because you would think that a single child that is set to inherit a BILLION dollar fortune could do one heck of a lot better than the skateboarding idiot. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (JUOKG) 258
Shoots him 6 times, with a 22.
Intruder goes "ow, ow, ow, oo, ow, ouch!" Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater An AR-15 is essentially a 22, but I doubt he'd be saying much of anything after the first round or two. Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (T6t7i) 259
Cruz is brilliant but he rubs a lot of people the wrong way. POTUS is out of the question. He would be perfect for the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:19 PM (OD2ni) I don't understand that . He won his Senate seat as an underdog. He was one of two last men standing in a crowded field and he won re-election being out spent 2-1 against a fake Hispanic who took the valley and dumb women vote. If he rubbed people the wrong way in any large manner he wouldn't have been able to do the above. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:24 PM (a/9Wy) 260
Cruz's "district" is the whole state. That Abbott got so many more votes than Cruz did should produce some concern about how well Ted comes across. I'm a fan but those numbers aren't positive.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (y7DUB) Well, Beatoff did spend around $70 million that he raised for this run, plus an equal amount of free coverage from the useless fucking media, and still lost pretty handily. But yeah, if the Dems ever figure out how to motivate large #s of minorities to go to the polls, the South won't be Red any more. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 18, 2019 05:24 PM (Z4rgH) 261
Cruz is brilliant but he rubs a lot of people the wrong way. POTUS is out of the question. He would be perfect for the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:19 PM (OD2ni) .... And maybe sooner rather than later. I'm not sure I want to see what happens if he has to run again for Senate. Speaking of Texas Senators, we also need to primary the living daylights out of Cornyn. Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 05:24 PM (yL25O) 262
Schiff gonna get ya, Schiff gonna get ya!!! :-)
Posted by: No at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (1XbLu) 263
Beto lost by +200k votes. Maybe that's closer than people expect for a Dem in a Texas statewide race, but its still +200k raw votes away from winning, so its not really that close ... he's was about one entire City of Amarillo (population 203k) away from winning. But sure, he JUST missed.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (hdzef) 264
Dear Democrats:
Insanity Is Doing the Same Thing Over and Over Again and Expecting Different Results Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (oVJmc) 265
#NotTiredOfLosing! -- Beta O
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (orlT3) 266
Anyone know what his wife is like? My guess is she's dead from the neck up.
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 18, 2019 05:12 PM (Z3zSO) I know that she's sworn off guacamole. Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (XROPS) 267
This is another very strong possibility. His name being Barry is another. Whatever it is, its something really small and stupid and only a towering ego who built a mythology around himself would think it needs to be hidden so carefully.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:20 PM (39g3+) See also his college records and grades Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:20 PM (bcbK Uhh, no. Posted by: Columbia University coverup department at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (sy5kK) 268
Problem is his solution requires a full acting version of adobe and I don't have 1500 bucks lying around to buy one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Have you tried Open Office? Posted by: Joe Mama at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (/H8v6) 269
214 193---I recall that Al and Tipper donated something like $450 in the year prior to his running. Then, there are the donated Clinton underwear...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 18, 2019 05:13 PM (xSo9G) ------------------------- Yep. It seems to be the rule with Dems, not the exception. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2019 05:16 PM (Rxduq) xxxxx Liberals are always very generous with YOUR Money. Their own Money? Not so much. Posted by: rd at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (EK+Pw) 270
Anyway, the intruder lives, in custody, at the hospital.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (w7KSn) 271
I'm not crying, you're crying!
Posted by: Brian Stelter at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (0iqCj) Posted by: Bob Kraft at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (Z+IKu) 273
This contribution insures that I'll keep being awesome for each and everyone of you. No exceptions!
Grammar nazi says ensure. Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (T6t7i) 274
257 I peeked over at D. Kos just for fun - they're still going on about how they WILL prove collusion, and the only reason they haven't yet is that Mitch McConnell is a Russian agent, too. Seriously, that was the gist of one of the pieces there.
Posted by: Tom Se Did you wash up before you came back here? Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (cF8AT) 275
My bet is on he got a new birth certificate when he was adopted by Soetero (sp?) and he took his surname --- and never changed it back to Obama......
Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (W+vEI) ------------------------------- This is my guess too. A whole lot of worms in that can that he would not want let out. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (Rxduq) 276
I'm a giver! Rejoice in my magnanimity! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (pNxlR) 277
Anyway, the beard kills that effect. And also gives a bad-ass sinister sort of look that's sort of cool.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (NMAzL) I keep waiting for Robbie the Robot to show up behind him "Morbius! Supper is ready" Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (37IEG) 278
257 I peeked over at D. Kos just for fun - they're still going on about how they WILL prove collusion, and the only reason they haven't yet is that Mitch McConnell is a Russian agent, too. Seriously, that was the gist of one of the pieces there.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (Kpl3J) ... There will be Numerology theories about the Muller report before this is through. Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (yL25O) 279
Ann Coulter is nothing more than an attention whore at this point.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (dNzKv) -------------------------------- She makes noise to pimp her books. Nothing more or less. Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (ffYR/) 280
254 Disguising your Irish heritage with something Spanish is a time honored tradition in my family. Just look at my cousin, Carlos O'Kelley.
--------- Snort Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (gBYHI) 281
Speaking of Texas Senators, we also need to primary the living daylights out of Cornyn.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 05:24 PM (yL25O) With who? Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (XROPS) 282
you know, when Tucker gets going, especially whe he is going off over beto's taxes, it is hard not to think that he spends his free time reading the hq.
sure, he has had that snark for a long time but now he has started taking it over the top ace style. either was, nice. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (MTjB1) 283
LOL
Father catches a pantless intruder in his 12yo daughter's bedroom. Shoots him 6 times, with a 22. Intruder goes "ow, ow, ow, oo, ow, ouch!" - Six shots and the perp appeared in court the next day. Dad, please, a little range time. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (+y/Ru) 284
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Ted Cruz is rubbing people the wrong way? Hold my martini. Posted by: Bob Kraft Strange name for a penis. Posted by: pep at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (T6t7i) 285
My bet is on he got a new birth certificate when he was adopted by Soetero (sp?) and he took his surname --- and never changed it back to Obama.
He used this name in school, maybe even claimed he was a foreign student, so he could not release his transcripts. Would also explain the second, private swearing in? Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 05:15 PM (W+vEI) I hate that we don't know the truth about that Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, I stand with his Kenyan grandmother who had no dog in the fight. "I was present at his birth". That would have been IN Kenyan. Sorry. Can't change my mind. That's why his Hawaiian birth certificate is so hinky. Because it never existed. Srsly? His certificate number somehow got put in between twins? How incompetent are Hawaiian hospitals? Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (dDUXP) 286
263 Beto lost by +200k votes. Maybe that's closer than people expect for a Dem in a Texas statewide race, but its still +200k raw votes away from winning, so its not really that close ... he's was about one entire City of Amarillo (population 203k) away from winning. But sure, he JUST missed.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (hdzef) ... We have that many people moving to Austin every month. It's scary. Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 05:27 PM (yL25O) 287
Oof.
Time to get ready for church. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 18, 2019 05:27 PM (Rxduq) 288
Father catches a pantless intruder in his 12yo daughter's bedroom.
Shoots him 6 times, with a 22. Intruder goes "ow, ow, ow, oo, ow, ouch!" - Six shots and the perp appeared in court the next day. Dad, please, a little range time. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Dad, please. Use a .45. Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 05:27 PM (dDUXP) 289
Guess his mother being *money laundress to the Cartel* is too touchy for TV.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 05:27 PM (zNIcM) 290
"I peeked over at D. Kos just for fun - they're still going on about how they WILL prove collusion, and the only reason they haven't yet is that Mitch McConnell is a Russian agent, too. Seriously, that was the gist of one of the pieces there.
Posted by: Tom Servo" I honestly feel sorry for them. They are marks and will continue to be taken advantage of by grifters like Maddow (watch my show) and Rick Wilson (buy my Anti-Trump book) for the next two years. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (OD2ni) 291
you know, given that his first choice was discussing his irish heritage, it is not that difficult to understand why he decided to go with the fake illegal immigrant heritage.
if you had to choose, Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (MTjB1) 292
I peeked over at D. Kos just for fun - they're still going on about how they WILL prove collusion
Man, if JackStraw is right, that day will top even election night 2016. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (3RKQd) 293
I'm not crying, you're crying!
Posted by: Brian Stelter at April 18, 2019 05:25 PM (0iqCj ----- Dude, you cry all the time. You cry more than a French soccer player. Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (IFKOp) 294
hahahahah, I already forgot the name of the guy who said, "I'm in!" on twitter who hopes to unseat Trump in 2020.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (jUVms) 295
Who pays $5, and where do I find them?
Posted by: Brian ButterBottom at April 18, 2019 04:56 PM (cFKWT) -------------- Same as in town Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (mRuSo) 296
Speaking of Texas Senators, we also need to primary the living daylights out of Cornyn.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 05:24 PM (yL25O) With who? Posted by: LASue Your local dog catcher. Doesn't matter. Anyone is better than Cornyn. Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (dDUXP) 297
281 Speaking of Texas Senators, we also need to primary the living daylights out of Cornyn.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 05:24 PM (yL25O) With who? Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (XROPS) ... Someone conservative. Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 05:29 PM (yL25O) 298
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Speaking of Texas Senators, we also need to primary the living daylights out of Cornyn. Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 05:24 PM (yL25O) With who? Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (XROPS) good question. How about Dan Crenshaw? Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 05:29 PM (37IEG) 299
I almost never watch news clips that people post, but that was very, very funny. Highly recommended.
Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 05:29 PM (q177U) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (oVJmc) 301
yeah, I never really unbderstand why Cruz is said to rub people the wrong way, he's smart, I think he's an honest joe, what's not to like?
Posted by: willow at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (r/xAU) 302
I think Ted Cruz has a great sense of humor. Remember the princess bride thing and the ganger poster.
I found him very engaging in this campaign stop here in town. Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (AtaaG) 303
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2019 05:23 PM (JUOKG)
He says stupid stuff-yes, but it's really hard to know what goes on between people unless you are the actual people. I don't see any reason not to think they actually do love one another, they share the same political idea and enjoy each other's company. I will say he seems to have a lot of energy, which is appealing but I'm glad my husband isn't riding a skateboard-now particularly but even so when he was in his late 40's Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (FSPNP) 304
You'd think that cheap, miserly bastards, who aspire to national political office, would at least be bright enough to up their charitable contributions for the few years leading up to the campaigning.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (+lVUW) 305
Six shots and the perp appeared in court the next day. Dad, please, a little range time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Dad, please. Use a .45. Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 05:27 PM (dDUXP) A shotgun. I just got my first! (But not the pump type that makes the cool cocking sound..) Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (XROPS) Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (jUVms) 307
Problem is his solution requires a full acting version of adobe and I don't have 1500 bucks lying around to buy one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:22 PM (39g3+) -------- It's a bee-yotch, but adobe will let you license Creative Cloud for $30-$50/mo. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (AzW6q) 308
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I think Ted Cruz has a great sense of humor. Remember the princess bride thing and the ganger poster. I found him very engaging in this campaign stop here in town. Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (AtaaG) He's loosened up since his first run. Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (37IEG) 309
you know, Tucker should write those out too. going for eight mins to get to the funny was a tough slog.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (MTjB1) Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2019 05:31 PM (ViGAX) 311
hahahahah, I already forgot the name of the guy who said, "I'm in!" on twitter who hopes to unseat Trump in 2020.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (jUVms) Tuesday Weld I think...... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2019 05:31 PM (Z+IKu) 312
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (XROPS)
good question. How about Dan Crenshaw? Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 05:29 PM (37IEG) That's who I was thinking of. I believe Cornyn would decide to retire if Crenshaw decides to run. He knows he would lose badly. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:31 PM (a/9Wy) 313
>>My bet is he knew he had legal cover with or without the birth certificate, and for better or worse, the birther thing was embarrassing to the right, so he did whatever he could to keep on fueling the controversy.
Oh, definitely. That was a David Axelrod game of turning a weakness into a strength, particularly by characterizing people who simply wanted it released a believing he was born in Africa yadda yadda yadda. No, it was just weird that he lacked the basic life documentation everyone else has handy. Trump managed to goad Obama into releasing it*, which put an end to Axe's "birther" game. *Yeah, it was obviously photoshopped, no doubt a taunt to "birthers" to keep it going Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2019 05:31 PM (W+vEI) 314
Father catches a pantless intruder in his 12yo daughter's bedroom.
Shoots him 6 times, with a 22. Intruder goes "ow, ow, ow, oo, ow, ouch!" - Six shots and the perp appeared in court the next day. Dad, please, a little range time. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Dad, please. Use a .45. Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 05:27 PM (dDUXP) As the proud father of a beautiful teenager, I will take this opportunity to remind the idiots of the world that my weapon of choice is a .357 Colt Python and I don't miss. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 05:31 PM (3RKQd) Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 18, 2019 05:31 PM (0OmEj) 316
"OT: The parental units are in town so I'm watching more Fox News than I normally do. The Five is on. The blond (Marie Harf?) is pretty hot. Blues eyes, blond hair, great tits. Too bad she's a stupid lefty hack. I never noticed he pretty blue eyes. At least she has her looks, for a while.
Posted by: Puddleglum" The same Marie Harf that used to work for Barry O? I knew those Fox makeup people were good, but damn. Then again, Meghan McCain actually looked good when she was at Fox. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:32 PM (OD2ni) 317
I think Ted Cruz has a great sense of humor. Remember the princess bride thing and the ganger poster.
I found him very engaging in this campaign stop here in town. Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (AtaaG) And the Zodiak Killer thing was funny. I agree he is extremely nice and charming in person.. Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:33 PM (XROPS) 318
hahahahah, I already forgot the name of the guy who said, "I'm in!" on twitter who hopes to unseat Trump in 2020.
See comment above about people who use their campaign as an employer. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 05:33 PM (3RKQd) 319
I did a rare thing and sent Senator John my opinions on his border stance a couple months ago.
I implied next time around I'd be voting for whoever ran against him if he didn't start acting like a conservative. I doubt it mattered much to him. Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 05:33 PM (37IEG) 320
Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (AtaaG)
The spontaneous Princess Bride recital on the Carolla podcast was pure moron. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:33 PM (a/9Wy) 321
305 Six shots and the perp appeared in court the next day. Dad, please, a little range time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Dad, please. Use a .45. Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 05:27 PM (dDUXP) A shotgun. I just got my first! (But not the pump type that makes the cool cocking sound..) Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (XROPS My .45 Long colt also makes a very distinctive sound when you pull the hammer back. Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 05:33 PM (NgKpN) 322
roblem is his solution requires a full acting version of adobe and I don't have 1500 bucks lying around to buy one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at A not sure which version you are referring to but you can get pdf maker for $15/month. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 05:33 PM (MTjB1) 323
I think Ted Cruz has a great sense of humor. Remember the princess bride thing and the ganger poster.
My fave was the Duke basketballer. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 05:34 PM (3RKQd) 324
Marie Harf is dumb as a sack of hammers. Carry on...
FUCKSNews is damn near unwatchable at this point. Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 18, 2019 05:34 PM (flINI) 325
113 I'm certain Bernie will be the guy who goes against Trump this time, and it will be hilarious because it utterly negates their "old white man" complaint about Trump. You think that's bad, so you run an OLDER, even MORE white man?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor Plus there's the hair issue. Bernie's old man bedhead against Trump's hair. At least Trump can use a comb. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 05:34 PM (+lVUW) 326
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Speaking of Texas Senators, we also need to primary the living daylights out of Cornyn. Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 05:24 PM (yL25O) With who? Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (XROPS) good question. How about Dan Crenshaw? Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 18, 2019 05:29 PM (37IEG) Oh, I'm likin' that idea! Dan is the Man! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 05:34 PM (sy5kK) 327
My fave was the Duke basketballer.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 05:34 PM (3RKQd) Talk about a doppelgänger. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:35 PM (a/9Wy) 328
296 Speaking of Texas Senators, we also need to primary the living daylights out of Cornyn.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 05:24 PM (yL25O) From your lips Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 05:35 PM (zNIcM) 329
How incompetent are Hawaiian hospitals?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 05:26 PM (dDUXP) I've been to Hawaii. I can't rule out incompetence and/or laziness Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:36 PM (bcbK8) 330
Speaking of Texas Senators, we also need to primary the living daylights out of Cornyn.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 05:24 PM (yL25O) Sign me up. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 05:36 PM (PkkL6) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2019 05:36 PM (Z+IKu) 332
Plus there's the hair issue. Bernie's old man bedhead against Trump's hair. At least Trump can use a comb.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 05:34 PM (+lVUW) ------------------------ Trump uses a hair stylist. Bernie looks like he uses a balloon. Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 05:36 PM (ffYR/) 333
Watters is having fun with Harf. She looks like her puppy just died.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 05:36 PM (gC2IV) 334
My fave was the Duke basketballer.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 05:34 PM (3RKQd) Talk about a doppelganger Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:35 PM (a/9Wy) He also kicked Jimmy Kimmel's ass in their one on one basketball game. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:37 PM (a/9Wy) 335
Marie Harf is dumb as a sack of hammers. Carry on...
FUCKSNews is damn near unwatchable at this point. Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 18, 2019 05:34 PM (flINI) .......... I switched from Hannity's Broken Record over to Kennedy on FBN last night, but she had that asshole Richard Fowler on so I ended up watching Botched reruns. Posted by: wth at April 18, 2019 05:37 PM (v0R5T) 336
I don't understand why Beto is a thing at all.
Good looking? I'm a heterosexual man but I don't get that at all. He looks like Hogg boy's creepy uncle. Intelligent? No evidence of that to my knowledge. What appeal does he have to anyone? And who gave the imbecilic media directions to promote him? Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 05:37 PM (aCNZ6) 337
do not know what the inside of the bedroom was like, however, were is a small room then maybe going in with a small calibre was the smart thing.
sure you will not have chunks of the guy all over the room, however, he did go to jail and some stray round did not blow chunks off his daughter. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 05:37 PM (MTjB1) 338
Crenshaw could be good, but if he tried to take on Cornyn he would be severely pressured to stand down for one more cycle, imo.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:37 PM (XROPS) 339
305 Six shots and the perp appeared in court the next day. Dad, please, a little range time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Wait..... he lived? Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 05:37 PM (PkkL6) 340
Six shots and the perp appeared in court the next day. Dad, please, a little range time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks Dad, please. Use a .45. Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 05:27 PM (dDUXP) A shotgun. I just got my first! (But not the pump type that makes the cool cocking sound..) Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:30 PM (XROPS My .45 Long colt also makes a very distinctive sound when you pull the hammer back. - Crossbow. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 05:38 PM (+y/Ru) 341
Plus there's the hair issue. Bernie's old man bedhead against Trump's hair. At least Trump can use a comb.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 05:34 PM (+lVUW Someone here said it takes real skill to use a balloon instead. Posted by: rd at April 18, 2019 05:38 PM (EK+Pw) 342
The same Marie Harf that used to work for Barry O? I knew those Fox makeup people were good, but damn. Then again, Meghan McCain actually looked good when she was at Fox. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:32 PM (OD2ni) Harf is a truly stupid person, but of course still worthy of meeting the football team after a game. Meghan has gained at least 50 pounds since moving to the View. Minimum. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 05:38 PM (sy5kK) 343
A shotgun. I just got my first! (But not the pump type that makes the cool cocking sound..) So, not the Sarah Connor model? Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 05:38 PM (HaL55) 344
294 hahahahah, I already forgot the name of the guy who said, "I'm in!" on twitter who hopes to unseat Trump in 2020.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (jUVms) Weld? Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 05:38 PM (cF8AT) 345
you know, the problem with hawaii, is there was nowhere convenient for the inhabitants to walk too when we conquered them.
trail of tears in dugout canoes would have been hard. Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2019 05:39 PM (MTjB1) 346
336 I don't understand why Beto is a thing at all.
Good looking? I'm a heterosexual man but I don't get that at all. He looks like Hogg boy's creepy uncle. Intelligent? No evidence of that to my knowledge. What appeal does he have to anyone? And who gave the imbecilic media directions to promote him? Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 05:37 PM (aCNZ6) ----- Agree 100%. Not good looking, dumb, retarded speaker, spastic hands, no accomplishments, cheap. Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:39 PM (jUVms) 347
69 Beto doesn't even seem like a fun pot head. He seems like a preachy pot-head. Those are the worst.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe The preachiness and self-righteousness of progressives is the gift that keeps on giving. You should only judge them by listening to what they say. Don't pay attention to the cheap charitable giving, the private schools for their kids, the gated communities and high security homes, and the traveling on private jets. They CARE about poor people and the environment. We know that because they say it every damn chance they get. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2019 05:39 PM (+lVUW) 348
Meghan has gained at least 50 pounds since moving to the View. Minimum. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 05:38 PM (sy5kK) How much went to the boobs? Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 05:39 PM (aCNZ6) 349
Crenshaw could be good, but if he tried to take on Cornyn he would be severely pressured to stand down for one more cycle, imo.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:37 PM (XROPS) Most definitely but if Trump is re-elected he will have many backers that will pressure Cornyn to retire. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:39 PM (a/9Wy) 350
Sorry if Trump runs for re-election, which I believe he will.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:40 PM (a/9Wy) 351
hahahahah, I already forgot the name of the guy who said, "I'm in!" on twitter who hopes to unseat Trump in 2020.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (jUVms) Weld? Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 05:38 PM (cF8AT) Wasn't that just yesterday? lol. Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:40 PM (XROPS) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 05:40 PM (3RKQd) 353
333 Watters is having fun with Harf. She looks like her puppy just died.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 05:36 PM (gC2IV) so, she wanted to be on top? Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 05:40 PM (NgKpN) 354
Is McCain pregnant? The fat daughter not the dead backstabber.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:41 PM (jUVms) 355
"Meghan has gained at least 50 pounds since moving to the View. Minimum.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg" I noticed that. I guess she is taking the loss of her father very hard. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:41 PM (OD2ni) 356
It's a bee-yotch, but adobe will let you license Creative Cloud for $30-$50/mo.
I'll look into that. I used to be really good at finding old software and getting downloads of that to use instead but Adobe is super, super draconian about making sure nobody can ever do that with their products. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:41 PM (39g3+) 357
His mother's parents were State Dept side jobs his father was either a diplomatic, alcoholic, POS or a had to leave the continent commie.
And I'm supposed to believe him? Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 05:41 PM (zNIcM) 358
296 Speaking of Texas Senators, we also need to primary the living daylights out of Cornyn.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2019 05:24 PM (yL25O) With who? Posted by: LASue Your local dog catcher. Doesn't matter. Anyone is better than Cornyn. Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (dDUXP) _____ I wish PDT would create a nationwide organization to recruit pro-Trump candidates, preferably outsiders from the business world. Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 18, 2019 05:41 PM (orlT3) 359
Homo > Beto
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 18, 2019 05:41 PM (oVJmc) 360
I noticed that. I guess she is taking the loss of her father very hard.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:41 PM (OD2ni) FWIW I've gained an embarrassing amount of weight since my wife died. Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 05:42 PM (aCNZ6) 361
My .45 Long colt also makes a very distinctive sound when you pull the hammer back.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 05:33 PM --- We used to do that with our black powder .44 Colt's. A very distinct 3 step sound when you cock the hammer. It sounds very ominous when you do it slow. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2019 05:43 PM (JUOKG) 362
Snatch the skate board from my hand....
Posted by: Master Beto at April 18, 2019 05:43 PM (sy5kK) 363
360 I noticed that. I guess she is taking the loss of her father very hard.
Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:41 PM (OD2ni) FWIW I've gained an embarrassing amount of weight since my wife died. Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 18, 2019 05:42 PM (aCNZ6) Same thing for me since my separation and my sister's death. It's a pretty typical stress reaction; the problem is that it's hard to recover from. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 05:44 PM (RD7QR) 364
"Watters is having fun with Harf. She looks like her puppy just died.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 18, 2019 05:36 PM (gC2IV)" Just saw some recent pictures of Harf. She looks much better than her Obama days. Pretty actually. I imagine Fox probably has a sweet gym membership perk for its female employees. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:44 PM (OD2ni) 365
Mueller Report: Assange Called Hillary: "Bright, Well-Connected, Sadistic Sociopath"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 05:44 PM (+y/Ru) 366
I don't understand why Beto is a thing at all.
Me either, he seems devoid of charisma, weird, without accomplishments or gravity, he's just a lightweight. I cannot understand the orgasmic adoration he gets from the press and his followers. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:45 PM (39g3+) 367
Most definitely but if Trump is re-elected he will have many backers that will pressure Cornyn to retire.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:39 PM (a/9Wy) You mean that if Cornyn wins in 2020, he'll be pressured to retire before he completes his next term? Cornyn already hired Abbott's campaign guy, so he's geared up to run. Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:45 PM (XROPS) 368
Same thing for me since my separation and my sister's death. It's a pretty typical stress reaction; the problem is that it's hard to recover from.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 05:44 PM (RD7QR) And some people have the opposite reaction and lose a dangerous amount of weight because they don't eat. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:45 PM (a/9Wy) 369
365 Mueller Report: Assange Called Hillary: "Bright, Well-Connected, Sadistic Sociopath"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 05:44 PM (+y/Ru) *Snort* Assange's an asshole but he's not an idiot. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 05:45 PM (RD7QR) 370
"FWIW I've gained an embarrassing amount of weight since my wife died.
Posted by: Northern Lurker" I am very sorry for your loss. Prayers up. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:45 PM (OD2ni) 371
A painting extetion pole sounds eerily like a shotgun racking when retracted
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at April 18, 2019 05:45 PM (ViGAX) 372
Obama wasn't playing anyone in his refusal to release his birth certificate. There was something embarrassing on it that he didn't want revealed. This is why he hated Trump so much. Remember, Obama never released his actual birth certificate. This is not a conspiracy theory, this is a proven fact that somehow never reached the public awareness.
Posted by: Max Power at April 18, 2019 05:05 PM (Hucnr) RACE: [white] Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 18, 2019 05:46 PM (n6pAK) 373
Schiff doubling down on making shit up after the last couple years of constant nonsense is one of the more irresponsible things I've seen to come out of D.C.
I'm starting to see a lot of moonbats totally losing their shit in public - like 2-3 meltdowns a week, and ticking upwards. Screaming, swearing, honking, insulting random strangers. Someone even tried to run someone down near here this week. Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 18, 2019 05:46 PM (eAshZ) 374
Adobe is super, super draconian about making sure nobody can ever do that with their products.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:41 PM (39g3+) ------ In many ways dealing with them is like dealing with the mafia, even when you're paying them. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 05:46 PM (i1JHD) 375
365 Mueller Report: Assange Called Hillary: "Bright, Well-Connected, Sadistic Sociopath"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 05:44 PM (+y/Ru) So, what did Mueller call Hillary? Nothing. He ignored her many, many felonies. So eff off, Bobby. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 18, 2019 05:46 PM (sy5kK) 376
Calliope ENGAGED!
@MillerStream Over at the @thebulwark: "At times it reads like an open invitation to Congress to launch impeachment proceedings." -@SykesCharlie Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2019 05:46 PM (uAgHA) 377
365 Mueller Report: Assange Called Hillary: "Bright, Well-Connected, Sadistic Sociopath"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 05:44 PM (+y/Ru) Not convinced on "bright," but I believe the rest. Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 18, 2019 05:46 PM (NWiLs) 378
OK I got Acrobat Pro rental at 25 a month, hopefully won't need it more than a month at a time. Its 15 a month yearly but I don't need a year's worth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:47 PM (39g3+) 379
>>>You mean that if Cornyn wins in 2020, he'll be pressured to retire before he completes his next term? Cornyn already hired Abbott's campaign guy, so he's geared up to run.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:45 PM (XROPS) Sounds like he's pitching for an endorsement. Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 05:47 PM (zNIcM) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 05:47 PM (+y/Ru) 381
351 hahahahah, I already forgot the name of the guy who said, "I'm in!" on twitter who hopes to unseat Trump in 2020.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (jUVms) Weld? Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 05:38 PM (cF8AT) Wasn't that just yesterday? lol. Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:40 PM (XROPS xxxxx Tuesday? Weld? Posted by: rd at April 18, 2019 05:48 PM (EK+Pw) 382
Adobe is super, super draconian about making sure nobody can ever do that with their products.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:41 PM (39g3+) ------ In many ways dealing with them is like dealing with the mafia, even when you're paying them. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 05:46 PM (i1JHD) I've heard of a free software called Corel. Thoughts, anybody? Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 05:48 PM (PkkL6) 383
361 My .45 Long colt also makes a very distinctive sound when you pull the hammer back.
Posted by: Don Q at April 18, 2019 05:33 PM --- We used to do that with our black powder .44 Colt's. A very distinct 3 step sound when you cock the hammer. It sounds very ominous when you do it slow. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 18, 2019 05:43 PM (JUOKG) I won't lie: that sound is one reason I've kept my Ruger Vaquero. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:48 PM (bcbK8) 384
hahahahah, I already forgot the name of the guy who said, "I'm in!" on twitter who hopes to unseat Trump in 2020.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:28 PM (jUVms) Weld? Posted by: Tami at April 18, 2019 05:38 PM (cF8AT) Wasn't that just yesterday? lol. Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:40 PM (XROPS) The McMuffin with a million faces. Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 05:49 PM (t+qrx) 385
Same thing for me since my separation and my sister's death. It's a pretty typical stress reaction; the problem is that it's hard to recover from.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 05:44 PM (RD7QR) ------------------------- In the last few months of living with my now ex, I had gained about 25 lbs., and all of my levels/measurements were screwed up when I went to the Doc for a physical. I went back a few months after moving out, and all levels were back to normal. My Doc asked how I did it. I told him I lost 200 lbs. in one day. Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 05:49 PM (ffYR/) 386
Over at the @thebulwark: "At times it reads like an open invitation to Congress to launch impeachment proceedings."
At times, we have trouble comprehending the Constitution. Eat a bag of dicks, Kristol. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2019 05:50 PM (3RKQd) Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 18, 2019 05:50 PM (dm05u) 388
You mean that if Cornyn wins in 2020, he'll be pressured to retire before he completes his next term? Cornyn already hired Abbott's campaign guy, so he's geared up to run.
Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:45 PM (XROPS) No I corrected myself. It won't happen but if Crenshaw did decide to run I believe Cornyn would decide not to run. Crenshaw would have strong backers that could help eliminate the pressure you rightly indicated would be applied by the establishment. It's all a pipe dream right now. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:50 PM (a/9Wy) 389
Not convinced on "bright," but I believe the rest. Sounds like damning with faint praise. Notice he didn't say she was "brilliant," just sorta on, like a lightbulb is on. The one inside your refrigerator. That one. Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 05:50 PM (HaL55) 390
Just saw some recent pictures of Harf. She looks much better than her Obama days. Pretty actually. I imagine Fox probably has a sweet gym membership perk for its female employees. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:44 PM (OD2ni) Perks. Yeah, Senator, the foxes at FOX have a lot of PERKS! Posted by: Capo for the FOX organization at April 18, 2019 05:50 PM (sy5kK) 391
OK I got Acrobat Pro rental at 25 a month, hopefully won't need it more than a month at a time. Its 15 a month yearly but I don't need a year's worth.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:47 PM (39g3+) Listen, Christopher. Whatever you want to do about sex bots is your business but I don't think it's appropriate for these threads. At least, save this stuff for the ONT. Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2019 05:51 PM (mTGg+) 392
hahahahah, I already forgot the name of the guy who said, "I'm in!" on twitter who hopes to unseat Trump in 2020.
- Sideshow Bill Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 18, 2019 05:51 PM (+y/Ru) Posted by: Jewells45 at April 18, 2019 05:51 PM (dUJdY) 394
I blame the homosexuals. Is this thing on?
Posted by: Jack at April 18, 2019 05:51 PM (Lrpm7) 395
I'm liking this Barr guy more and more
Currently, migrants who say they face persecution in the land they fled are allowed to go free pending a hearing. Barr's ruling changes that policy. "An alien who is transferred from expedited removal proceedings to full removal proceedings after establishing a credible fear of persecution or torture is ineligible for release on bond. Such an alien must be detained until his removal proceedings conclude, unless he is granted parole." http://tinyurl.com/y47ljavl Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:51 PM (39g3+) 396
385 Same thing for me since my separation and my sister's death. It's a pretty typical stress reaction; the problem is that it's hard to recover from.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 05:44 PM (RD7QR) ------------------------- In the last few months of living with my now ex, I had gained about 25 lbs., and all of my levels/measurements were screwed up when I went to the Doc for a physical. I went back a few months after moving out, and all levels were back to normal. My Doc asked how I did it. I told him I lost 200 lbs. in one day. Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 05:49 PM (ffYR/) It may or may not be wrong that I cackled like a fiend at that. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 05:51 PM (RD7QR) 397
The one inside your refrigerator. That one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 05:50 PM (HaL55) ---- Whaddaya know? The little light - it stays on! Posted by: Daffy Duck at April 18, 2019 05:51 PM (IFKOp) 398
Sounds like he's pitching for an endorsement.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 18, 2019 05:47 PM (zNIcM) He already has endorsements from Abbott and Cruz. Posted by: LASue at April 18, 2019 05:52 PM (XROPS) 399
Stop the redactions!!
Posted by: Larry O at April 18, 2019 05:52 PM (+IOFD) 400
@203
Remember that Cruz voted for the corker amendment. To me (and to others, I imagine) there's no way back from that. Posted by: artemis at April 18, 2019 05:52 PM (AwPyG) 401
I've heard of a free software called Corel. Thoughts, anybody? B'Gal uses Open Office. It's OK, I guess. It'll open an old MS file, so there's that. Plus it's free. Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 18, 2019 05:52 PM (HaL55) 402
Whatever you want to do about sex bots is your business but I don't think it's appropriate for these threads.
But its an acrobat! And a pro! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:53 PM (39g3+) 403
"Over at the @thebulwark: "At times it reads like an open invitation to Congress to launch impeachment proceedings."
That's from that prick Brandt aka Urban Achiever. A nasty Twitter troll that specializes in stalking Conservative women on Twitter with weird comments. Between him and Molly Jong Fast, Charlie Sykes can sure pick those Tru Cons. Posted by: Benji Carver at April 18, 2019 05:53 PM (OD2ni) 404
HAHAHA Well Beta Male has the narcissistic trait of Obama
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 18, 2019 05:53 PM (BqBId) 405
Lol. Newsbusters has some great links to media TDS.
"CNN: Mueller found 'a ton of collusion,' only 'sophisticated' see it." And Lyin' Brian Williams calls AG Barr "Baghdad Bill." Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2019 05:53 PM (ptqGC) 406
I went to the Doc for a physical. I went back a few months after moving out, and all levels were back to normal. My Doc asked how I did it. I told him I lost 200 lbs. in one day.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 18, 2019 05:49 PM (ffYR/) And please make sure to tip the waitstaff! Posted by: Calm Mentor on tour at April 18, 2019 05:53 PM (sy5kK) 407
I've heard of a free software called Corel.
Corel has been around quite a while (in computer terms) it used to be pretty big. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:53 PM (39g3+) 408
Oh, poor Marie Harf. #AllYourDreamAreDead
You still have your looks. I never noticed that she is quite lovely. I don't watch what passes for news much anymore. Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 05:53 PM (siYMV) 409
387 I love this pic so much
https://twitter.com/joelpollak/status/ 1118933792880766976 Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 18, 2019 05:50 PM (dm05u) Lots of people with dead puppies in that picture. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 18, 2019 05:54 PM (RD7QR) 410
Corel has been around quite a while (in computer terms) it used to be pretty big.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:53 PM (39g3+) They owned (own?) WordPerfect. Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 05:54 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: Seems Legit at April 18, 2019 05:55 PM (jUVms) 412
Megaton McVain hasn't seen her feet since 2014
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 18, 2019 05:55 PM (flINI) 413
I use Corel for basic picture downloading and editing. It lets me put the file where I know I can find it again. And OpenOffice has been good for me too.
Posted by: NC Ref at April 18, 2019 05:55 PM (IGYfK) 414
Nood more media desperation
Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 18, 2019 05:55 PM (t+qrx) 415
Remember that Cruz voted for the corker amendment. To me (and to others, I imagine) there's no way back from that.
Posted by: artemis at April 18, 2019 05:52 PM (AwPyG) I didn't agree with it but he had a well reasoned basis for his vote. Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 18, 2019 05:56 PM (a/9Wy) 416
I used word perfect for a couple of years in college and got really used to it. Then, a few years later I tried to get a job at a temp agency. I told them confidently I knew how to use it and so they sat me down with a test.
I could remember nothing. None of the shortcuts, none of the ways to do things. When the time was up, the woman gave me one of those "uh huh, trying to lie your way in huh?" looks and I was so frustrated. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 18, 2019 05:56 PM (39g3+) 417
Beto looks like a Kennedy. Huge chiclets teeth, weak receding chin, short brown hair, on the thin side. Even his name, Robert Francis. We don't need any pretend Texan pretend Kennedy pretend Hispanic, thank you.
Posted by: JuJuBee at April 18, 2019 05:58 PM (aBR7R) 418
Whatever you want to do about sex bots is your business but I don't think it's appropriate for these threads.
EVERY thread is sex bot compliant. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 18, 2019 05:58 PM (PkkL6) 419
I've heard of a free software called Corel.
Thoughts, anybody? ------- I had not known they'd moved to a free model... they used to be quite expensive. In terms of quality they were comparable to Adobe, and superior to MS. I only really used CorelDraw, which was inferior to Illustrator in some regards, superior in others. The main problem is that Adobe is industry standard, and nobody has Corel. If you have to work with others, it's a non-starter, as are all products not made by Adobe. If you work alone, it's a fine solution. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2019 05:58 PM (AzW6q) 420
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You still have your looks. I never noticed that she is quite lovely. I don't watch what passes for news much anymore. Posted by: Puddleglum at April 18, 2019 05:53 PM (siYMV) I've only been able to watch her with the sound off. Silent, she's a One Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 18, 2019 05:59 PM (bcbK8) 421
EVERY thread is sex bot compliant.
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You mean that if Cornyn wins in 2020, he'll be pressured to retire before he completes his next term? Cornyn already hired Abbott's campaign guy, so he's geared up to run.
Cornyn can't count on my vote. OTOH, if the Primaries give us a candidate who isn't as worthless as Cornhole, I'll be voting as much as I can. Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 18, 2019 06:54 PM (lD3vL) 427
Cornyn can't count on my vote. OTOH, if the Primaries give us a candidate who isn't as worthless as Cornhole, I'll be voting as much as I can.
Mr. Cornyn has been in DC too long. It would be nice of a Ted Cruz type could come along and end his run in the primaries, but I am not hopeful. ...and on another note, I'm stuck with Statist TX Legislature representation courtesy of Kel Seliger and Ken King. Bah. Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at April 18, 2019 07:00 PM (MPnl1) 428
The problem is that, to Beto Pancho O'Rourke (h/t, Robert Pratt) and his acolytes, taxes ARE charity. We here cherish and support civil society through donations of time and money. The Left, and the federal government (and many state and local governments) want civil society DESTROYED as they see civil society as a threat.
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at April 18, 2019 07:02 PM (MPnl1) 429
Absolutely nothing will come of this because of course it won't. GOP critters love to talk but when it comes down to action they never follow through with anything like this. Time and again The Right utterly refuses to hold their counterparts on The Left accountable for anything in any way whatsoever. Hell they won't even publicly call them out for it. Because "comity" or it's "un-presidential" or "punching down" or some other nonsense. The Bushes did this crap their entire terms and all it did was invite more systematic abuse because of course it did. This is the loser's version of Calvinball The Right has played with The Left for decades and we're all reaping the poisoned fruit of their abject cowardice. BAH.
Posted by: I Have Questions at April 18, 2019 07:56 PM (BvNzB) 430
And this is different (maybe he articulated his view differently) from every politician who claims he is a "public servant"? Joe Lieberman even wrote a book titled, " a life of service' or something like that. All of them are nauseating.
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