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Mid-MorningCrack-of-Noon Open Thread
Salvador Dali (By request...Kallisto)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 19, 2019 12:01 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 12:01 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 12:02 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 19, 2019 12:02 PM (OFzX4)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:02 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 19, 2019 12:02 PM (OFzX4)
Posted by: Matthew H Iskra at April 19, 2019 12:03 PM (0MpOC)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 12:03 PM (gC2IV)
Wait.... Open thread or art thred??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 19, 2019 12:03 PM (8XRCm)
Therefore, I deny your Sponge!, I mean, First!
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 12:03 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 19, 2019 12:03 PM (3RKQd)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:03 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2019 12:04 PM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 12:04 PM (gC2IV)
So.... the last supper was in the nose of a B-17 ??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 19, 2019 12:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2019 12:04 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Abby at April 19, 2019 12:04 PM (SM/op)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:04 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 12:05 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 12:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Seems so very 70's.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 12:05 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 12:05 PM (aXucN)
I'm also confused why real not-state-secret emails about their perfidy being published is some great act of horror.
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2019 12:05 PM (5kLZN)
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 12:06 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 12:06 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2019 12:06 PM (aKsyK)
Therefore, I deny your Sponge!, I mean, First!"
-Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 12:03 PM (WEBkv)
I'll allow it. Have Your People send My People the paperwork and we'll have this Hammered-Out by Monday.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 19, 2019 12:06 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2019 12:06 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2019 12:06 PM (GlBgT)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 19, 2019 12:06 PM (heOND)
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 12:07 PM (QrTqV)
(AOP, if you're around check out my answer to your question on the last thread.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 12:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 12:07 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: mindful webworker - clickbait not chickbait !! at April 19, 2019 12:07 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 12:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 19, 2019 12:08 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: dagny at April 19, 2019 12:08 PM (5kLZN)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 19, 2019 12:06 PM (Ckg4U)
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You have people?
All I have is Baldrich...
Posted by: Black Adder at April 19, 2019 12:08 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 19, 2019 12:08 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2019 12:08 PM (q177U)
Would the apostles go Dutch, or stick the J-man with the whole tab?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 19, 2019 12:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:09 PM (WgAJo)
Are we missing an Apostle here?
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 12:06 PM (NLLmE)
There WERE 12; Judas Iscariot left at some point to collect his 30 pieces of silver after Jesus pegged him at his betrayer. If I remember correctly . . .
Posted by: Marybeth at April 19, 2019 12:09 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2019 12:09 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: pep at April 19, 2019 12:09 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2019 12:08 PM (q177U)
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So is CBD.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 12:09 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 19, 2019 12:09 PM (UFLLM)
Number 1 is Bend, OR. The list includes places from all around, but there seems to be a theme, if you look at the demographics of each.
Lotsa white people, and few, if any, instances of "immigrant communities." Bend has 76,000 people and is over 91 percent white, with an AA "community" of only 0.5 percent.
That ain't much community.
So what's going on here?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 19, 2019 12:09 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: mindful webworker - clickbait not chickbait !! at April 19, 2019 12:10 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 12:10 PM (d7Ww2)
Yes, Crowdstrike.
- Someone stole emails and gave 'em to Wikileaks.
- DNC then hired Crowdstrike to investigate and declare it was a hack by Russians in their report.
- They then destroyed the server after refusing to turn it over to the FBI. In the midst of all this Xavier Bacerra tuned over a copy of the server in attempt to pass it off as the original, IIRC?
- Wikileaks, after being blamed for working with Russian for the hack, pointed people to one of their classified memo drops that included mention that deep state had the ability to fake evidence of Russian hacking.
Jack Straw no doubt remembers more about this . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 12:11 PM (W+vEI)
Would the apostles go Dutch, or stick the J-man with the whole tab?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 19, 2019 12:09 PM (oZ6kz)
I like to think that Jesus would have been a fan of Credit Card roulette.
Posted by: varg vikernes at April 19, 2019 12:11 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 12:11 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Broseidon
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At least the wine was not on the bill.
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2019 12:11 PM (GlBgT)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 12:07
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Well these Canucks always help each other out......oh, you mean that Rush.
Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 19, 2019 12:11 PM (OFzX4)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 19, 2019 12:11 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 19, 2019 12:12 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at April 19, 2019 12:12 PM (bmdz3)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 12:13 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: PAgirlinNC at April 19, 2019 12:13 PM (/5WQL)
Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 19, 2019 12:13 PM (UUBmN)
There WERE 12; Judas Iscariot left at some point to collect his 30 pieces of silver after Jesus pegged him at his betrayer. If I remember correctly...
Close enough. The betrayer left after Jesus fingered him, but he didn't go back to pick up the reward until after Jesus' arrest.
30 pieces of silver IIRC was about the price of a healthy slave.
Posted by: mindful webworker - clickbait not chickbait !! at April 19, 2019 12:13 PM (NLny5)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:13 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2019 12:13 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2019 12:13 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 19, 2019 12:14 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: Trump's Hair at April 19, 2019 12:14 PM (s0pjO)
I'll wait for someone else to explain it.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2019 12:14 PM (m45I2)
Not technically "Good" Friday for me yet, but a great Friday, nonetheless. Last day at a job that's been driving me crazy for three years, before a good vacation and the start of a new gig that seems like it's going to be a much better fit. *breathes deeply* *exhales*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2019 12:14 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:14 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: That guy with the hair at April 19, 2019 12:14 PM (88+cf)
On the one hand, he has a deep and abiding love for all living things, as everything this is, was and will be is a part of him.
On the other hand he was raised as a good Jewish boy so I'd say about a 12% tip.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 19, 2019 12:14 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 12:15 PM (Bdeb0)
I'm more impressed by the nipples on the crown molding.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:15 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 19, 2019 12:15 PM (oZ6kz)
On the one hand, he has a deep and abiding love for all living things, as everything this is, was and will be is a part of him.
On the other hand he was raised as a good Jewish boy so I'd say about a 12% tip.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic
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**snort**
Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 19, 2019 12:15 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Pete Seria at April 19, 2019 12:15 PM (7ZQe3)
So.... the last supper was in the nose of a B-17 ??
Posted by: fixerupper at April 19, 2019 12:04 PM (8XRCm)
lol. yes, apparently...and at Lake Tahoe.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2019 12:15 PM (0rsWa)
About sums it up.
I'm eager to hear more about the FISA warrant that was taken out on Bradley Manning. And of course, Assange himself.
If he comes out and gives proof that he didn't get the emails from Russians it sure will put a dent in the conspiracy.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 19, 2019 12:15 PM (/tuJf)
Ignore that bit above,
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 12:16 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 12:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:16 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 12:07 PM (RD7QR)
Yeah. I responded to that, too. Willowed again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:16 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2019 12:16 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 12:17 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: JHC at April 19, 2019 12:17 PM (gYKMg)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 19, 2019 12:18 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg. at April 19, 2019 12:11 PM (OFzX4)
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Mind immediately went to a crooner version of "Fly By Night"
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 19, 2019 12:18 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:16 PM (WgAJo)
I thought he did his work in Vegas.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2019 12:18 PM (0rsWa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 12:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Happy Shot heard round the World Day!
Posted by: Don Q at April 19, 2019 12:18 PM (NgKpN)
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That thought occurred to me. Alternatively a foreshadowing of Christ on the cross and/or the Ascension.
Not sure what to make of the lack of a head.
Posted by: Muldoon at April 19, 2019 12:19 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:19 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 19, 2019 12:18 PM (0rsWa)"
Well obviously they had the Last Supper at the Luxor, it felt more like home.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 19, 2019 12:19 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Girogio Tsoulakous at April 19, 2019 12:19 PM (SkuXa)
-Posted by: Tom Servo at April 19, 2019 12:18 PM (Kpl3J)
*rolls*
Jesus does Double Damage to the table with a natural '20'.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 19, 2019 12:20 PM (Ckg4U)
On the one hand, he has a deep and abiding love for all living things, as everything this is, was and will be is a part of him.
On the other hand he was raised as a good Jewish boy so I'd say about a 12% tip.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 19, 2019 12:14 PM (oZ6kz)
I think it was more along the lines of, "Hey, Judas. Could you pick up the tab? I've invested all my money in palm futures. That's a good lad! Oh, and be sure to tip the nice gentleman generously." "Grumble, grumble, cheapskate. Never any money. Just because I cashed in big on Pilate's real estate escapade, he's always on my ass when it comes to cash. Just you wait, Mr. Big Shot!"
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 19, 2019 12:20 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 12:20 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at April 19, 2019 12:20 PM (BD/yx)
Like all the other mid-management stiffs? The cheek.
Kneel.
Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 12:21 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast, Town Drunk at April 19, 2019 12:20 PM (Ckg4U)"
It's unfair when Jesus plays D+D though, because he automatically makes all saving throws. It's just known that Jesus Saves.
(And takes half damage)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 19, 2019 12:21 PM (oZ6kz)
...and they still cut off the top of that guy's head?
Posted by: mindful webworker - clickbait not chickbait !! at April 19, 2019 12:21 PM (NLny5)
That would have been cool.
Cooler still if he jumped the Snake River Canyon on a Rocket Bike.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:22 PM (WgAJo)
Happy Shot heard round the World Day!
Posted by: Don Q at April 19, 2019 12:18 PM
*glances up the road at Concord*
*nods*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2019 12:22 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 12:22 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 12:22 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick up a copy of From Redaction With Love at The Outrage Outlet! at April 19, 2019 12:22 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 19, 2019 12:23 PM (JgA4k)
"Yeah, Judas, I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday. That'd be great...."
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at April 19, 2019 12:23 PM (oZ6kz)
******
Seth Rich a Bernie Bot was pissed at how the DNC/HRC Campaign was Fing over Bernie so he stole them & gave the to Julian Assange
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 12:23 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 12:22 PM (d7Ww2)
Je suis is the undercard.
Kneel.
Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 12:23 PM (Bdeb0)
America does have the highest ratio of doctor to daredevil in world.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 19, 2019 12:23 PM (heOND)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 19, 2019 12:24 PM (a/9Wy)
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 12:24 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: mrp at April 19, 2019 12:24 PM (Pqytn)
Thankfully, husband's flight got in and he's made it safely home. We'll probably lose power soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JHC at April 19, 2019 12:25 PM (gYKMg)
Flipping channels yesterday, some twatwaffle on NPR was whining that the coverage of Notre Dame was racist and westist 'cause the third holiest mosque in somebody's version of islam had an electrical outlet short and start a minor fire the same day and no one in the White Racist Nazi media paid any attention... on and on... actually hilarious but the last straw for that preset, switched to another that has more music...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 19, 2019 12:25 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 12:26 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 12:26 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2019 12:26 PM (q177U)
Two of my friends and their families are thinking of moving there. If that many of my own friends are, well, Bend is going to get Californicated right quick. I hope they escape the Bay Area, and Bend sounds great.
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 12:26 PM (QrTqV)
Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2019 12:26 PM (q177U)
It's on.
Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 12:27 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 12:15 PM (Bdeb0)
ZOD! We were worried that you had gone Thelma and Louise on us. Welcome back, dude.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 12:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 12:25 PM (ptqGC)
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Good deal. Glad to hear? that.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 12:27 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 12:27 PM (ptqGC)
A father in Australia fought off several dingoes after his toddler son was locked in the jaws and dragged by one of the wild dogs early Friday, emergency medical officials told local news outlets.
The 14-month-old was dragged by the back of his neck and suffered a fractured skull and deep cuts on his head from the attack.
The family was asleep in their campervan on Fraser Island in Queensland when a dingo entered and grabbed the child. Paramedic Ben Du Toit said his parents woke up when they heard their child screaming and the sound moving farther away.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2019 12:28 PM (aKsyK)
There's not enough doctors in the world for Russia to match our ratio.
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 12:28 PM (QrTqV)
90% of the pressure we're seeing in the Fake News and by the Democrats is for the benefit of the Republican Cucks.
Shitt all but admitted yesterday impeachment cannot proceed until/unless it is bipartisan.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 12:28 PM (aHhQ5)
Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 19, 2019 12:25 PM (UFLLM)
Surely, if an electrical outlet shorts in a mosque, it is the will of allah? And it was the will of allah that the muzzie electrician was incompetent, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:28 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Elaine at April 19, 2019 12:29 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 12:27 PM
I'm sure Zod would have found a way to save the T-Bird but keep the otherwise happy ending.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 19, 2019 12:29 PM (p+Wdc)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 19, 2019 12:29 PM (DwzBO)
Happy Good Passover?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at April 19, 2019 12:29 PM (aHhQ5)
447 406
The architect basically says the fire didn't start where there was work being done, electrical fire impossible, state of the art sensors in the attic monitored 24/7, 800 year old oak nearly impossible to ignite without "kindling" and the fire burned way too fast for 800 year old oak.
Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2019 11:59 AM (dKm4U)
Putting aside all the other questions, what would an arsonist have to do in order to make the wood burn that fast? That implies that the wood would have had to have been prepared ahead of time.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2019 12:29 PM (xjiRE)
That is pure nightmare fuel.
Posted by: Max Power at April 19, 2019 12:30 PM (q177U)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 19, 2019 12:30 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:28 PM (TfwlC)
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Hey, they probably got a good price on that aluminum romex.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 19, 2019 12:30 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2019 12:30 PM (RuIsu)
Some things needed doing. The doubters were scourged. Karma is by-Zod restored.
Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 12:30 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 12:30 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 19, 2019 12:31 PM (v+bUy)
Lotsa white people, and few, if any, instances of "immigrant communities." Bend has 76,000 people and is over 91 percent white, with an AA "community" of only 0.5 percent.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at April 19, 2019 12:09 PM (+fPHo)
Call some place Paradise
Kiss it goodbye.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 19, 2019 12:31 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 19, 2019 12:31 PM (UFLLM)
Some things needed doing. The doubters were scourged. Karma is by-Zod restored.
Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 12:30 PM (Bdeb0)
Eeeeexcellent. The Horde will imbibe beverage and sing songs of the coming canal projects.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 12:32 PM (RD7QR)
The child was recovered. It dingo far.
Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 12:32 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 12:26 PM (QrTqV)
I drove through Bend last year. It is already getting Californicated by refugees from Portland. Trendy coffee bars, vegan restaurants, new-Agey shite. Damned shame.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:32 PM (TfwlC)
Jane, my daughter is driving 265 miles from her school and my son is
flying in from Nashville late tonight. I hope they don't run into
anything too bad. I'm glad your husband made it home.
Posted by: bluebell at April 19, 2019 12:30 PM (aXucN)
Prayers for them. These storms are awful. Lots of report of damage in areas of GA where they just went through.
I've got everything as battened down as possible. Our biggest fear is a tree (or more) coming down on the house.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 12:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JAS at April 19, 2019 12:33 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 19, 2019 12:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 12:33 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 12:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 19, 2019 12:33 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 12:33 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 12:33 PM (d7Ww2)
Zod will ask the questions.
Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 12:34 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: stumck at April 19, 2019 12:34 PM (lSZIs)
I'm kout picking up Mrs D's coffee and bagel and wearing my MAGA hat. I walk in and see these two purple haired, nose ring girls looking at me and pointing and I'm thinking...OK...here we go.
After ordering I'm waiting for the coffee and they come up to me. One shakes my hand and the other wants to know where I got the great hat!
Loved it.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 12:34 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: JAS at April 19, 2019 12:34 PM (KOCKb)
Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2019 12:34 PM (ykq7q)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at April 19, 2019 12:34 PM (v+bUy)
Kiss it goodbye.
Yup, I read those "top cities/small towns" stories in hopes that no city/town I love is listed.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 12:35 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2019 12:34 PM (ykq7q)
And all the female Democrats just ordered mace and hair coverings.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 12:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:35 PM (WgAJo)
Yeesh, I hate storms. And I heard the NOAA has updated last year's Hurricane Michael to a Cat 5. It destroyed so many parts of the FL panhandle and S. Georgia.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 12:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2019 12:36 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: t-bird at April 19, 2019 12:26 PM (QrTqV)
I drove through Bend last year. It is already getting Californicated by refugees from Portland. Trendy coffee bars, vegan restaurants, new-Agey shite. Damned shame.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:32 PM
If you want real country'ish go a bit further east. Baker is small but very country. Pendleton is nice too.
That said, Bend is beautiful.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 12:37 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 12:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:37 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 12:33 PM (UnA8+)
Dali was at his best when he was fun and whimsical. I liked the floppy clocks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:37 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 12:37 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2019 11:59 AM (dKm4U)
Putting aside all the other questions, what would an arsonist have to do in order to make the wood burn that fast? That implies that the wood would have had to have been prepared ahead of time.
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From Drudge:
Notre Dame rector: 'Computer glitch' possible fire culprit...
Shuddap! Those medieval computers were very crude.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 12:38 PM (+y/Ru)
The architect basically says the fire didn't start where there was
work being done, electrical fire impossible, state of the art sensors in
the attic monitored 24/7, 800 year old oak nearly impossible to ignite
without "kindling" and the fire burned way too fast for 800 year old
oak.
Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2019 11:59 AM (dKm4U)
Putting aside all the other questions, what would an arsonist have
to do in order to make the wood burn that fast? That implies that the
wood would have had to have been prepared ahead of time.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2019 12:29 PM (xjiRE)
If you watch the video, the architect looked like he wanted to say something and then relented. As I said, fishy as hell.
Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2019 12:38 PM (dKm4U)
Biden v Bernie
Two Old White Men Enter...
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:37 PM (WgAJo)
If you put their old man balls end to end...well, it would be long and gross, let's put it that way.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 12:38 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 19, 2019 12:38 PM (VycSd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 12:33 PM (+y/Ru)
It has nothing to do with reality. It has to do with power and money. They continue to pander to their base and all those pansies who find Trump "too crude" to be president. They will lose a few percentage of believers, but they will keep enough to tide them over to the next media created event. Americans are stupid, for the most part. Few politicians ever went wrong by underestimating the intelligence of the American voter.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 19, 2019 12:38 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 12:37 PM (uLuPn)
THIS. If "Passion of the Christ" is on this weekend, it's tough to watch but a must see.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 19, 2019 12:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tonypete at April 19, 2019 12:38 PM (+IAze)
Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 12:37 PM
******
Ditto.
The most significant 72 hours in History.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 12:38 PM (0tfLf)
This is a ridiculous generalization. There is no standard for this kind of claim. Some 800 year old oak will be all but impervious to fire and others will go up like a roman candle.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:39 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)
That said, Bend is beautiful.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 12:37 PM (0tfLf)
Same trip took me through Baker. Agreed. Tacoma to Winnemucca in one day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:39 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: ALH
.....
It's the only hope and ol' sinner like me has got.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 19, 2019 12:40 PM (VycSd)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 12:41 PM (gC2IV)
it is the will of allah? And it was the will of allah that the muzzie
electrician was incompetent, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:28 PM (TfwlC)
Don' forget, Lightning hit a crane at the grand mosque of mecca and killed 65 people a few years back...allahs will?
https://tinyurl.com/y3skxxeg
Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2019 12:41 PM (dKm4U)
Liquor after beer, never fear.
It all ends up the same place.
The court house where you just had a court ordered child support judgment imposed against you.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 19, 2019 12:41 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 12:33 PM (UnA8+)
Dali was at his best when he was fun and whimsical. I liked the floppy clocks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:37 PM (TfwlC)
Then you'll love my next volume of "Game of Thrones"! Wait, you said floppy clocks..
Posted by: George R.R.R.R. Martin at April 19, 2019 12:41 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:41 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 12:41 PM (HaL55)
This is a ridiculous generalization. There is no standard for this
kind of claim. Some 800 year old oak will be all but impervious to fire
and others will go up like a roman candle.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:39 PM (WgAJo)
Watch the video. It was said by the Head architect for Notre Dame for 13 years (2000-2013). It's his claim and he's seen this all up close.
Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2019 12:42 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:42 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Brody at April 19, 2019 12:43 PM (4Eo4+)
Doesn't change anything. Wood is not a material that holds any consistency from one side of a beam to another, let alone from one tree to the next.
And that is before you get into curing, treatments, and surrounding materials.
He can talk all he wants. He's not talking sense.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:44 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2019 12:42 PM (dKm4U)
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They also said this is from an electrical short.
Despite the fact that no investigator has even been inside the structure yet.
Posted by: fixerupper at April 19, 2019 12:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 19, 2019 12:44 PM (3sjI6)
Liquor after beer, never fear.
===
Whisky then beer very dear.
Beer then whisky very risky.
Posted by: Trump's Hair at April 19, 2019 12:45 PM (s0pjO)
POTUS v. Pencil Neck before Judge Judy.
Read the brief here.
http://disq.us/p/219l7cp
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at April 19, 2019 12:46 PM (EMi53)
I am so grateful for Jesus's sacrifice on the cross.
Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 12:37 PM
******
Ditto.
The most significant 72 hours in History.
That is the Holy Truth. The only Perfect man to ever walk the Earth and what happened to him? He was tortured and then killed for no reason whatsoever.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 12:46 PM (HaL55)
Unbeknownst to many architectural historians, medieval builders heavily used thermite grout and joint glue...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at April 19, 2019 12:46 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Anchovy at April 19, 2019 12:47 PM (B3kya)
Posted by: ALH at April 19, 2019 12:37 PM
******
Ditto.
The most significant 72 hours in History.
That is the Holy Truth. The only Perfect man to ever walk the Earth and what happened to him? He was tortured and then killed for no reason whatsoever.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 12:46 PM (HaL55)
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One of my favs.
http://tinyurl.com/y4y4cxcg
Posted by: fixerupper at April 19, 2019 12:47 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2019 12:47 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: creeper at April 19, 2019 12:48 PM (cXTEt)
"Notre Dame Fire: A Tremendous Gift to the French People"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56tPjl9NsAI
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 19, 2019 12:48 PM (DwzBO)
Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2019 12:47 PM (J70i0)
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I wouldnt call minarets modern architecture....
Posted by: fixerupper at April 19, 2019 12:48 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2019 12:47 PM (J70i0)
Didn't I see somebody say that Macron only wants to partially restore it? I took "partially" to mean "just put in a minaret," but then I'm a wee bit cynical.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 12:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 12:41 PM (gC2IV)
Maybe. If the dems can't break him then they go after his family (they always do), and then all bets are off.
Posted by: Sooner at April 19, 2019 12:49 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 12:49 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 12:49 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2019 12:49 PM (aKsyK)
Art after gorilla.....?
Except in Manila.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 19, 2019 12:49 PM (aKsyK)
Then you get tranny hookers.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 12:50 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 19, 2019 12:50 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2019 12:51 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:51 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 19, 2019 12:51 PM (2vfEw)
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2019 12:51 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at April 19, 2019 12:51 PM (9KBLQ)
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 12:51 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Associated Press at April 19, 2019 12:51 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 12:52 PM (uevCa)
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2019 12:51 PM (QkjLD)
Under the bus!
Posted by: vmom Superior Order of Ninjas at April 19, 2019 12:52 PM (dm05u)
And that is before you get into curing, treatments, and surrounding materials.
He can talk all he wants. He's not talking sense.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:44 PM (WgAJo)
The media are going to turn to an expert on this topic, Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2019 12:52 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: fixerupper at April 19, 2019 12:48 PM (8XRCm)
I can see it now:French Politician: Notre Dame has always been representative of France. The France of today is a multicultural paradise and the rebuilt structure must represent that.
Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2019 12:52 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2019 12:51 PM (QkjLD)
That's some multilayered irony right there.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 12:53 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:39 PM (WgAJo)
It's not so much the age, but the dimensions: the beams are/were apparently 12" x 12". That's not easy to ignite. Best bet: the thermite reaction. Finding a congealed pool of elemental iron (the product of the thermite reaction) would be dispositive.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 19, 2019 12:53 PM (1tY1L)
Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2019 12:47 PM (J70i0)
Zoot alors!
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 12:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2019 12:53 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 12:53 PM (BbGew)
>> upper torso hovering outside the window.
That's the coming crucifixion.
...and yes the Paolo will be available later today.
Posted by: Paolo at April 19, 2019 12:54 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2019 12:54 PM (QkjLD)
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Chicago ethics.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 12:39 PM (TfwlC)
I have a good friend who's from Winnemucca. When he and his brothers come back to town, apparently it makes the local news. It sounds wonderful.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 12:54 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 12:55 PM (BbGew)
No one owns Notre Dame, or any other historical monument/item for that matter. We are merely custodians.
Any thought to reinventing Notre Dame is something that needs to be quashed. Restore it, honor it, but don't reinvent it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at April 19, 2019 12:55 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Skip at April 19, 2019 12:49 PM (BbGew)
I saw Arlington Race track burn down back in 1985 in Arlington Hts IL. They had an early morniing fire that was deemed to be controlled, but within hours had reignited in the wooden walls and structure. The whole thing went up that day.
Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2019 12:55 PM (ABjxW)
https://wanderwisdom.com/travel-destinations/
The-Gargoyles-of-Notre-Dame-Cathedral
Posted by: Trump's Hair at April 19, 2019 12:55 PM (s0pjO)
Posted by: Rosie at April 19, 2019 12:56 PM (xJQgL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 12:56 PM (+y/Ru)
No Shit
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2019 12:54 PM (QkjLD)
Clearly they don't read the HQ.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 12:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 12:54 PM (+y/Ru)
The same as consensual rape, right?
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 19, 2019 12:56 PM (3sjI6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 12:56 PM (lnki2)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2019 12:56 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at April 19, 2019 12:56 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Shepard "Shep" Smith, Thoughtleader at April 19, 2019 12:56 PM (DMUuz)
No Shit
-
Son of a bitch!
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Fuckin A!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 12:57 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 12:57 PM (lnki2)
Well, as an example for you...I burned a slash pile of 3 trees last fall. All the large portions (20-30" diameter logs) burned to ash within 24 hours...except for one 14 foot length. It looked like I spraypainted it black...but it refured to burn.
Even after I built a second slash pile around it! Every other portion of that tree? Ashes.
That one length is still sitting in my field and looks like it was untouched by flame.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:57 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: creeper at April 19, 2019 12:48 PM (cXTEt)
It is post Cross. Maybe showing the even faithful in the upper room had no idea what would happen next even though THEY should have know. Also Last Supper is in remembrance of Jesus death and life.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 12:57 PM (uevCa)
No Shit
Posted by: SMOD at April 19, 2019 12:54 PM (QkjLD)
Did he take meetings on the shitter like LBJ? Swim naked with interns like JFK? Get bjs in the Oval Office like WJC?
Those are stories; a grown man swearing is not.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 12:58 PM (XROPS)
One of my favs.
That was great, fixerupper. True, too.
I miss a lot of the old comic strips. Does anyone remember laughter?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 12:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Burger Chef at April 19, 2019 12:56 PM (RuIsu)
Been there, done that.
Posted by: Zombie André Maginot at April 19, 2019 12:58 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: ... at April 19, 2019 12:59 PM (jR2N6)
One of my favs.
That was great, fixerupper. True, too.
I miss a lot of the old comic strips. Does anyone remember laughter?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 12:58 PM (HaL55)
Not since the Mueller report! [bursts into tears]
Posted by: Random lefty at April 19, 2019 12:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at April 19, 2019 01:00 PM (O4obU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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The interior didn't burn, just the roof, the vault held up except at the very center where the roofs intersect.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2019 01:00 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 12:58 PM
But OrangeMan Bad!
Posted by: MSM at April 19, 2019 01:00 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 01:00 PM (UnA8+)
Those are stories; a grown man swearing is not.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 12:58 PM (XROPS)
I hear JFK was pretty rough on interns hymens.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 01:00 PM (uevCa)
Posted by: Ha at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (MAstk)
No Shit
-
Son of a bitch!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Me: I wiped my ass with the Amazon Post, finally discovering use for it
Posted by: Me at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: J. Iscariot at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (lnki2)
If it came straight from Seth as a whistle blower, that looks much worse, as one of their own hated the corruption. So they concoct "Russia" interference, and ResetHillary becomes Hillary, Slayer of Russkies". Plus they can extend their Trump/Russia fake narrative.
But that was not the only leak ... Manning, Podesta gave up his password, and what happened to DWS's Pakistan boyfriend that had access to all DNC infor/servers .... so much espionage and subterfuge ... it all just vanished behind Trump/Russia smoke.
Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Random lefty at April 19, 2019 12:59 PM (RD7QR)
What!? No impeachment fever?
Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (ykq7q)
Such a cad. Wishcasting here that the entire Russia thing was a Trump prank so he could pants the smarter-than-thou set just once more. An expensive prank, to be sure, but who wouldn't relish the point-laugh glee of a massive, all-in Trumpish Trollgate?
Posted by: Zod at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (Bdeb0)
I can see it now:French Politician: Notre Dame has always been representative of France. The France of today is a multicultural paradise and the rebuilt structure must represent that.
Posted by: WOPR at April 19, 2019 12:52 PM (J70i0)
Geez, that sounds depressingly realistic.
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (xjiRE)
Better: WaPo: Our owner takes dick picks and sends them to his mistress.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: ... at April 19, 2019 12:59 PM (jR2N6)
I will take crazy fukr in the center for the block!
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (uevCa)
Those are stories; a grown man swearing is not.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 12:58 PM (XROPS)
I hear JFK was pretty rough on interns hymens.
Posted by: rhennigantx at April 19, 2019 01:00 PM (uevCa)
Yes, they called him Ward when he was hard on the beaver.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (RD7QR)
No Shit
-
Son of a bitch!
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Fuckin A!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
motherfuckinghamsterfucker!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 01:02 PM (d7Ww2)
Biden will get ripped to shreds.
It'll be epic.
That'll take a lot of paste to put back together. Ol' Slow Joe will call "dibs" on licking the jars.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 01:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: gp Put Down Roots In A Sh!thole at April 19, 2019 01:02 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Skip
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The vault was made of stone, imagine a stone ceiling connecting the walls, with a wood and lead roof above that. The roof burned, the vault held up.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 19, 2019 01:03 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: J. Iscariot at April 19, 2019 01:03 PM (lnki2)
Posted by: Assistant Associate Style Guide Editor, AoSHQ Media Holdings, LLC at April 19, 2019 01:03 PM (DMUuz)
Better: WaPo: Our owner takes dick picks and sends them to his mistress.
Posted by: LASue
Best : Amazon Post: Our owner takes dick pics and sends them to his mistress, who shares them with her brother (ewwwww!) who then sells them.
Posted by: Me at April 19, 2019 01:03 PM (nEOLy)
Seriously they'd have been better off with Charles Nelson Reilly and Rita Rudner. Oh yeah and Sally Struthers.
Posted by: ... at April 19, 2019 01:04 PM (jR2N6)
that holds any consistency from one side of a beam to another, let alone
from one tree to the next.
And that is before you get into curing, treatments, and surrounding materials.
He can talk all he wants. He's not talking sense.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 12:44 PM (WgAJo)
Argue with him. He spent 13 years in that building attic. He also said no chance of electric problem and no work being done where the fire started.
Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2019 01:04 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: illiniwek at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (Cus5s)
I think the smoke is clearing!
I haven't read the report carefully yet but Im interested in the redactions, since those things point to the current investigations.
Those 'in the know' must be shitting themselves.
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 01:04 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Al Capone at April 19, 2019 01:04 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2019 01:04 PM (0O7c5)
No Shit
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Son of a bitch!
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Fuckin A!
Posted by: Duke Lowell
motherfuckinghamsterfucker!
Posted by: nurse ratched
Such disgraceful behavior!
Posted by: couch fucker at April 19, 2019 01:05 PM (nEOLy)
None of that has anything to do with the 'burning schedule' of woods.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:05 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2019 01:04 PM (0O7c5)
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Old lignin is like asbestos, and my dad's favorite bourbon.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 01:05 PM (lnki2)
One of my favs.
That was great, fixerupper. True, too.
I miss a lot of the old comic strips. Does anyone remember laughter?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivismBAMN at April 19, 2019 12:58 PM (HaL55)
*****
Even God had a thing about Mondays.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 01:06 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Judge Alvin J.P. Valkenheiser at April 19, 2019 01:06 PM (aTsHl)
Posted by: ... at April 19, 2019 01:06 PM (jR2N6)
I'll wait.
Posted by: Stylin' Joe Biden at April 19, 2019 01:06 PM (DMUuz)
Biden's in.
Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2019 12:34 PM (ykq7q)
Cry havoc and let sniff the hair of war
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 01:06 PM (RL5Ng)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2019 01:07 PM (0O7c5)
Yes, you could see the first whiff of this occurring even as the cathedral was burning, with BBC commentators mewling that the conflagration was "bringing people together", even as they refuse to report the pandemic vandalization of churches throughout France. As if such attacks were necessary to "bring people together".
The French government will likely make the site into a "shared cultural/spiritual space"...and the Vatican will support it.
That will last until Islam gathers enough strength in France to take it over outright.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 19, 2019 01:07 PM (DwzBO)
Posted by: Judge Alvin J.P. Valkenheiser at April 19, 2019 01:06 PM (aTsHl)
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That's only in the non-canonical gospels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 01:07 PM (lnki2)
Peter: *sigh*
Andrew: "Hey... psst! Hey Pete!"
Peter: "Yes?"
Andrew: "... what time is it?"
Peter: *sigh* "... I don't know Andrew. I just don't know"
Andrew: "On account'a the clock's melted, right? ... Right?"
Peter: "Yes, Andrew. On account of the clock is melted."
Andrew: "S'cause it's a Dali painting, right, P--"
Peter: "--Dammit Andy, it wasn't funny the first time, why the hell--"
Jesus: "HEY! Settle down you two, and pay attention, this is important!"
Peter and Andrew: "Sorry, boss!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 01:08 PM (Ct55T)
Come on Joe...you can sniff my hair. You know you want to.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 19, 2019 01:08 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: LASue at April 19, 2019 01:08 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 19, 2019 01:08 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Feckless Cunts at April 19, 2019 01:08 PM (SkuXa)
Natural wood beams have no such consistency.
Like I said, one part of a tree will burn faster than another...and there is no way of changing this or knowing how it will behave in a fire.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:09 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: Judge Alvin J.P. Valkenheiser at April 19, 2019 01:06 PM (aTsHl)
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That's only in the non-canonical gospels.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 01:07 PM (lnki2)
The Gospel of Oscar Meyer
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:09 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:05 PM (WgAJo)
Go watch the video. The more damning thing I think is that there is no way an electrical fire happened (according to him) and the fire started in an area "at the junction where the roof from the nave meets the roof from the transept and there was no site of work at that location"
These are direct quotes because this is sub-titled.
Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2019 01:09 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Delaware's own Joe Biden at April 19, 2019 01:09 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 01:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Feckless Cunts at April 19, 2019 01:08 PM (SkuXa)
F Troop?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2019 01:10 PM (RL5Ng)
Funny.
I am only pointing out that yet another 'expert' is talking out his ass about someting that is in NO WAY knowable.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:10 PM (WgAJo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 01:07 PM
Unlike me, no ketchup on hot dogs will never be canonical around here!
Posted by: Carrots in Chili at April 19, 2019 01:10 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 19, 2019 01:09 PM (d7Ww2)
That would be proof he reads the HQ.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 19, 2019 01:10 PM (NWiLs)
Yes, you could see the first whiff of this occurring even as the cathedral was burning, with BBC commentators mewling that the conflagration was "bringing people together", even as they refuse to report the pandemic vandalization of churches throughout France. As if such attacks were necessary to "bring people together".
The French government will likely make the site into a "shared cultural/spiritual space"...and the Vatican will support it.
That will last until Islam gathers enough strength in France to take it over outright.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at April 19, 2019 01:07 PM (DwzBO)
There WILL be Minarets.
Posted by: Hikaru at April 19, 2019 01:11 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2019 01:04 PM (0O7c5)
Guy must be really, really old.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 01:11 PM (TfwlC)
Posted by: Islamic Republic of Gaul at April 19, 2019 01:11 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2019 01:04 PM
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Guy must be really, really old.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2019 01:11 PM
Pffft.
Posted by: J. Random AoSHQ Commenter, thinking of Vic at April 19, 2019 01:12 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Islamic Republic of Gaul at April 19, 2019 01:11 PM (SkuXa)
Drop your bombs among the minarets...
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:13 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Your Betters at April 19, 2019 01:14 PM (UnA8+)
Seagram's heiress Clare Bronfman to plead guilty in Nxivm sex cult case
https://trib.al/G2SiHes
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 01:14 PM (cF8AT)
I am only pointing out that yet another 'expert' is talking out his ass about someting that is in NO WAY knowable.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:10 PM (WgAJo)
So you are saying that you know better than Benjamin Mouton, the former Head architect at Notre Dame de Paris who spent 13 years in that capacity in that building, personally observing the beams. Wow...
Posted by: Timon at April 19, 2019 01:15 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2019 01:15 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 19, 2019 01:15 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2019 01:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: It's me donna at April 19, 2019 01:15 PM (O2RFr)
Narrows down the list of leakers.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:16 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Moron News Bureau at April 19, 2019 01:16 PM (DMUuz)
I was told there would be no geometry.
Posted by: wth at April
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I didn't even know that was geometry....
Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 19, 2019 01:16 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 19, 2019 01:16 PM (o9mAc)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:16 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2019 01:17 PM (v0R5T)
https://trib.al/G2SiHes
Posted by: Tami at April 19, 2019 01:14 PM (cF8AT)
And naughty.
Spankings, then?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 19, 2019 01:17 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 01:17 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Maya at April 19, 2019 01:17 PM (nEOLy)
Posted by: Moron News Bureau at April 19, 2019 01:16 PM (DMUuz)
Hmm. How flammable is honey?
Posted by: rickl at April 19, 2019 01:17 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2019 01:17 PM (v0R5T)
Valu-Rite before hobo blood
Stomach contents up will flood
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 19, 2019 01:18 PM (RD7QR)
What a brilliant idea Mitch McConnell
Mitch McConnell, Super Genius!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at April 19, 2019 01:18 PM (W6cF/)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:16 PM (gC2IV)
NOT THE BEEEEEEEES!!!!
Posted by: Nic Cage at April 19, 2019 01:18 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 19, 2019 01:18 PM (gC2IV)
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When America has reached the point where a booze heiress can't join a sex cult without being harassed by law enforcement, that's an America I don't want to live in.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 19, 2019 01:18 PM (lnki2)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 01:18 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at April 19, 2019 01:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Garrett's Neighbors at April 19, 2019 01:18 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: wth at April 19, 2019 01:19 PM (v0R5T)
Did he set the on fire? Because there's only one way of knowing how a piece of wood will burn.
Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:19 PM (WgAJo)
There is no triangle.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 19, 2019 01:17 PM (Ct55T)
IT'S A TRAPEZOID!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, as Adm Akbar at April 19, 2019 01:19 PM (xPJvm)
I am only pointing out that yet another 'expert' is talking out his ass about someting that is in NO WAY knowable.Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2019 01:10 PM (WgAJo)
#wwgd?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2019 01:20 PM (0O7c5)
Yes, Crowdstrike.
- Someone stole emails and gave 'em to Wikileaks.
- DNC then hired Crowdstrike to investigate and declare it was a hack by Russians in their report.
- They then destroyed the server after refusing to turn it over to the FBI. In the midst of all this Xavier Bacerra tuned over a copy of the server in attempt to pass it off as the original, IIRC?
- Wikileaks, after being blamed for working with Russian for the hack, pointed people to one of their classified memo drops that included mention that deep state had the ability to fake evidence of Russian hacking.
Jack Straw no doubt remembers more about this . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at April 19, 2019 12:11 PM (W+vEI)
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Remember also that they proved that the transfer speed of the data meant it went to a thumb drive and was not via a network hack. And his name was Seth Rich -- not the Russkies.
Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 19, 2019 01:20 PM (im5Mo)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2019 01:21 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 19, 2019 01:23 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: J. Iscariot at April 19, 2019 01:01 PM (lnki2)
I notice that no artist has ever depicted a realistic staging of The Last Supper. You never see the strippers or the after dinner cigars and brandy.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at April 19, 2019 01:26 PM (3sjI6)
Thanks. I can see what you're saying.
Absorbing Jesus and the apostles as depicted is challenge enough for me. That torso just looks like a cherry on a sundae.
I should stay out of it, I guess.
BTW, there's a great documentary on YewToob about da Vinci's "Last Supper". Turns out there are two other paintings, each nearly identical, that came from daVinci's workshop. They're in much better condition than the one in Milan.
Posted by: creeper at April 19, 2019 01:27 PM (cXTEt)
Liquor after beer, never fear.
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Whisky then beer very dear.
Beer then whisky very risky.
Posted by: Trump's Hair at April 19, 2019 12:45 PM (s0pjO)
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Hard then beer, you're in the clear
Beer then hard, you're in the yard
Posted by: jhawk90 at April 19, 2019 01:28 PM (Xvo1a)
No Shit
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Son of a bitch!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 19, 2019 12:56 PM
Sounds like a big effin' deal.
Posted by: Joey Choo Choo at April 19, 2019 01:29 PM (p+Wdc)
******
so he talks like most people & Congress Critters behind the scenes
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 19, 2019 01:33 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: kallisto at April 19, 2019 01:35 PM (AJwk0)
Posted by: kallisto at April 19, 2019 02:07 PM (AJwk0)
Posted by: kallisto at April 19, 2019 02:13 PM (AJwk0)
Another interesting modern artist -warhol. He attended Mass every day.
Posted by: vivi at April 19, 2019 02:33 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: vivi at April 19, 2019 02:33 PM (11H2y)
Didn't know this about Andy! I know about Don Shula and Mark Wahlberg though.
another element of this painting that moved me was the posture of the apostles, indicating they knew they were in the presence of the Man-God and demonstrating appropriate respect. I had the sense of a deep reverence on Dali's part when I viewed this painting. I think his portrayal of the apostles expressed his respect and honor for Our Lord.
Posted by: kallisto at April 19, 2019 03:19 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: red speck at April 19, 2019 03:26 PM (6Krd7)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 19, 2019 03:55 PM (wGqjj)
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