Ilhan Omar Pulls Rote Social Justice Warrior Move and Begins Crying "I'm Being Threatened;" Nancy Pelosi Demands That Twitter... Delete a Donald Trump Tweet Which She Claims is a "Dangerous" Incitement

I'm sure most of you know the game here: the crybullies of the left engage in never-ending harassment and incitement themselves, and then when anyone stands up to them and claps back, they begin crying to the Social Media Hall Monitors that they're being "threatened" and "harassed" and they want their bullies deplatformed.

Bear in mind, these claims of fear of "incitement" come from people who have called Trump a traitor and actual Russian agent for two and a half years and from people who use network television resources to incite people to "punch Nazis" (spoiler alert: all Trump voters are Nazis) and to actually assassinate the president.

But yeah: Trump's the one doing the inciting.

I guess only Leftwing Lives Matter.

So here's the Social Justice Warrior plan of attack -- there's no number for this plan; they only have this single plan -- being executed:

Ilhan Omar: I'm getting increased death threats just because I laugh about concerns about Al Qaeda!

(As I think a commenter here said: "Some people said some things.")

"Since the President's tweet Friday evening, I have experienced an increase in direct threats on my life -- many directly referencing or replying to the President’s video," Omar wrote in a statement.

I wonder if any Jews were threatened or beaten after Omar tweeted about Jews controlling the country with their Jewgelt.

Don Q makes a good point:

8 If there are threats against a Congresscritter shouldn't the FBI be involved?

If there are no reports to the FBI, then I call bullshit. It is standard SJW protocol to report "death threats" to Twitter, but strangely, never to the actual police.

Omar, who is barely literate, then announced that no one could "threaten" her "unwavering love for America."

I could tell how much you love America when you giggled at Americans' fear of your cousins in Al Qaeda.

"No one person – no matter how corrupt, inept, or vicious – can threaten my unwavering love for America. I stand undeterred to continue fighting for equal opportunity in our pursuit of happiness for all Americans," she continued.

Pelosi then swooped in like the Twitter Trust and Safety Counsel to insure Omar wasn't hurt by words:

"Following the President's tweet, I spoke with the Sergeant-at-Arms to ensure that Capitol Police are conducting a security assessment to safeguard Congresswoman Omar, her family and her staff. They will continue to monitor and address the threats she faces," Pelosi said in a statement.
Pelosi also called on Trump to take down the video, which she called "disrespectful and dangerous."
"The President’s words weigh a ton, and his hateful and inflammatory rhetoric creates real danger. President Trump must take down his disrespectful and dangerous video," Pelosi said.

.@realDonaldTrump’s dangerous video must be taken down. I have spoken with the Sergeant-at-Arms to ensure that Capitol Police are conducting a security assessment to safeguard Rep. @Ilhan Omar, her family & her staff. They will continue to monitor & address the threats she faces. pic.twitter.com/Grb9c8S18d
— Nancy Pelosi (@SpeakerPelosi) April 14, 2019

She used the go-to pretext of the speech-controllers -- SAFETY!!! -- to say that talking about 9/11 was now officially #triggering and therefore forbidden:

"The memory of 9/11 is sacred ground, and any discussion of it must be done with reverence. The President shouldn’t use the painful images of 9/11 for a political attack," Pelosi said in a statement.

"It is wrong for the President, as Commander-in-Chief, to fan the flames to make anyone less safe," she added.

Rasheed Tlaib did a very Social Justice Warrior thing herself -- she swooped in to say that, like Anita Sarkesian, she thought she should get more attention and power, because Victims:

Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D-Mich.) expressed frustration over how Democratic leadership is handling criticism of Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.), saying the freshman congresswomen are "ignored" when they speak up about issues that are important to them.
"They put us in photos when they want to show our party is diverse," she tweeted Saturday.
"However, when we ask to be at the table, or speak up about issues that impact who we are, what we fight for & why we ran in the first place, we are ignored," she continued, quote-tweeting a California state legislative staffer who criticized "the attacks on @IlhanMN and subsequent lack of support from Democratic leadership."

Trump wasn't having it, and claimed that Ilhan Omar had made Nancy Pelosi her prison bitch:

"Before Nancy, who has lost all control of Congress and is getting nothing done, decides to defend her leader, Rep. Omar, she should look at the anti-Semitic, anti-Israel and ungrateful U.S. HATE statements Omar has made," Trump tweeted.
"She is out of control, except for her control of Nancy!" he added.

I think Trump just called Pelosi a cuck.

Not quite related, but Pelosi also took the time to call AOC, Omar, and Tlaib cucks, too:

Asked by Lesley Stahl about potential insurrections or pushback from the progressive wing of the party, Pelosi responded," That's like five people." .

But are they really people at all?

Coming soon: AOC, Omar, and Tlaib all shave one side of their heads, dye the rest of their hair pink or bright blue, and then open Patreon accounts so that supporters can donate to their Security Fund.

Also, they each gain 200 pounds to become blue-haired landwhales like the rest of the Tublrinas.

Update:

If anything, not enough attention has been given to the long list of anti-American positions @Ilhan has taken in recent years. Being a Muslim & “woman of color” is not a shield to fact-based criticism of your positions, quoting your words verbatim, or highlighting your bigotry. https://t.co/ShzuIpcTVo
— Harmeet K. Dhillon (@pnjaban) April 15, 2019

thanks to Additional Blonde Agent.

Update, from Lizzy: Notice how coordinated the Democrat/media messaging is on the "incitement" meme they schemed into existence 24 hours ago.

It's almost as if they're all reading from a commonly-agreed-to set of Talking Points.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:54 PM

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1 Foist

Posted by: Monarchist Pikachu - The Enlightenment was a Mistake at April 15, 2019 06:54 PM (zG82C)

2 Fonts are over rated.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2019 06:55 PM (uAgHA)

3 Hey ace and everybody.

LOL. Pass the popcorn.

Also at HotAir, there's a great story about how Lori Laughlin is reacting to the serious charges made against her in the college cheating scandal by... behaving even more like a screaming entitled Hollywood princess. Can't wait for that bitch to go to jail. Her spawn probably needs to go there as well.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 06:56 PM (miE9U)

4 Zero tolerance for Anti-Christian leftist today.

"Oh I got mean DMs on Twitter"
"My vaginal sand is bothering me because muh threatenings"

Piss off. You and your people have been gloating on Twitter about Notre Dame.

Go to hell.

Posted by: Monarchist Pikachu - The Enlightenment was a Mistake at April 15, 2019 06:57 PM (zG82C)

5 SanFranNan couldn't pick a Sargent at anything.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:57 PM (6qErC)

6 Monarchist, it's only a matter of time before Bill Maher tweets about how much masturbating he's doing over Notre Dame burning. Fcuk him.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 06:58 PM (miE9U)

7 Ask Steve Scalise what's that like.

Posted by: JAS at April 15, 2019 06:58 PM (KOCKb)

8 If there are threats against a Congresscritter shouldn't the FBI be involved?

If there are no reports to the FBI, then I call bullshit.

Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 06:58 PM (NgKpN)

9 instead of deleting the tweet, Trump pinned it

can you imagine any GOPer doing that?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 15, 2019 06:59 PM (dm05u)

10 "Since the President's tweet Friday evening, I have experienced an increase in direct threats on my life -- many directly referencing or replying to the President's video," Omar wrote in a statement."

Let's see proof and ongoing investigations of such "threats," scrunt. Or you are just a lying scrunt, scrunt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 06:59 PM (t6MX/)

11 the NEW face of the modern Democrat Party.

Hate, lies, FGM supporter, Ilhan has it all!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 15, 2019 06:59 PM (sy5kK)

12 Crybullies should be shoot a sunrise.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2019 06:59 PM (JFO2v)

13 She's lying. She hasn't received any death threats.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2019 06:59 PM (dUJdY)

14 Democrats love to play the victim card.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 07:00 PM (RBOtF)

15 Sooner or later America is going to pull a Conan move and say enough talk and throw the frigging sword.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 15, 2019 07:00 PM (9Om/r)

16 Behold, the field in which my givafucks grow.Lo! It is barren...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2019 07:00 PM (hZGC0)

17 Ilhan Omar won't gain 200 lbs. Part of the reason she gets away with things is because she checks all the politically correct boxes-Black, Muslim, immigrant, and that she's also an attractive woman if she never opened her mouth..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2019 07:01 PM (FSPNP)

18 At this point is it Quadruple Doubling Down on Stupid?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:01 PM (uYZSX)

19 oh no
the grays have us surrounded

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 15, 2019 07:01 PM (dm05u)

20 We're living in a gray area folks

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:01 PM (miE9U)

21 You see disagreeing with or calling them out on the crap they spew is DANGEROUS!. So no free speech for you!

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

22 Scream louder Nancy. The remaining flyover undecideds have your back for protecting the mooselimbs.

Posted by: G marks the spot at April 15, 2019 07:02 PM (URHLs)

23 gray down wolverines

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2019 07:02 PM (JFO2v)

24 Linked to by Instapundit, Harmeet K. Dhillon puts the bitchslap to Ilhan.

Go check it out.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 15, 2019 07:03 PM (7s3Gx)

25 Only Little Admiral Kristol can save me now!

Posted by: Little Omar at April 15, 2019 07:03 PM (EgshT)

26 >>>20 We're living in a gray area folks

the NPCs swarmed in

Posted by: ace at April 15, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)

27 Ace musta used Just For Comment Sections. Gray is gone in five easy minutes!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:03 PM (miE9U)

28 She used the go-to pretext of the speech-controllers -- SAFETY!!! -- to say that talking about 9/11 was now officially #triggering and therefore forbidden:

Fuck you cunt. Talking about how 19 goat fuckers slaughtered 2,977 people 9-11 is never forbidden.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2019 07:03 PM (dDUXP)

29 We're living in a gray area folks

Say something interesting.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at April 15, 2019 07:03 PM (7s3Gx)

30 Where are the FBI reports?

Question: Is the Sargent at Arms an independent office?

wouldn't the minority leader also be given a copy of his report?

What if Nancy just opened his report on threats to a FOIA?

#RELEASE THE FULL REPORT

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 15, 2019 07:03 PM (TN1P5)

31 she's a lying twatwaffle.

prove you allegations, bitch. or stfu and stfd

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)

32 AOC's saying she's off Fuckbook and she's cutting way back on other social media. Says social media's a threat to public health.

Maybe she's getting tired of looking like a dumbass for all the world to see.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 15, 2019 07:04 PM (hjaPQ)

33 5 SanFranNan couldn't pick a Sargent at anything.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:57 PM (6qErC)

flea collars?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 15, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

34 This game is old, tired, worn out.
Don't think it's working.

Interesting thread on the precise language used to defend this dim bulb America hater:

https://twitter.com/neontaster/status/

1117080464320290822

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 07:04 PM (W+vEI)

35 flea collars?"

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 07:04 PM (6qErC)

36 16 Behold, the field in which my givafucks grow.Lo! It is barren...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 15, 2019 07:00 PM (hZGC0)

More Scotch
nary a fuuk b gvninin

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2019 07:04 PM (JFO2v)

37 Can we delete Ilhan Omar?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 15, 2019 07:05 PM (Z+IKu)

38 >>>6 Monarchist, it's only a matter of time before Bill Maher tweets about how much masturbating he's doing over Notre Dame burning. Fcuk him.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 06:58 PM (miE9U)
_________

Maher is a pedophile who named his production company "Kid Love Productions". Not joking. Look it up.

May God Damn Him. And I mean that literally.

Posted by: Monarchist Pikachu - The Enlightenment was a Mistake at April 15, 2019 07:05 PM (zG82C)

39 32 AOC's saying she's off Fuckbook and she's cutting way back on other social media. Says social media's a threat to public health.

Maybe she's getting tired of looking like a dumbass for all the world to see.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 15, 2019 07:04 PM (hjaPQ)

Social media access to Sandy Ocasio is like crack.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 15, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

40 she's a lying twatwaffle"

^ This.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 07:05 PM (6qErC)

41 Hmm...

Well folks, it is well known that most of Islam was in league with Hitler, against the West.

Ergo, Islam are Nazis.

And as it is apparently OK to punch Nazis?

Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 07:05 PM (NgKpN)

42 18 At this point is it Quadruple Doubling Down on Stupid?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:01 PM (uYZSX)

Quinquesextupling?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:06 PM (hv/hU)

43 "Some people did something" = "Sacred ground"

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2019 07:06 PM (3RKQd)

44 >Instead of deleting the tweet, Trump pinned it

Smart.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 15, 2019 07:06 PM (lT9T2)

45 Fuck the crybullies right in the ass!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 15, 2019 07:06 PM (0OmEj)

46 not first again

Posted by: lin-duh in keto at April 15, 2019 07:06 PM (UUBmN)

47 "Following the President's tweet, I spoke with the Sergeant-at-Arms to
ensure that Capitol Police are conducting a security assessment to
safeguard Congresswoman Omar, her family and her staff."

And this coming from a senior member of the party whose people broke into senate offices, stole data, and sent emails to senators threatening their family members and emailed those family members videos of people getting their heads sawn off *during the middle of the live, televised SCOTUS nomination hearings*.

Just figured I'd put that out there, you know.

Seriously, fuck these people.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 15, 2019 07:07 PM (eAshZ)

48 Those fvcking acrunts would not hesitate to call for a fatwa on any of us bad think christians, so I sure hope some people will not get mad at the anti-american socialist traitorous scum and do some stuff.

Posted by: BifBewalski -sofa king we Todd did at April 15, 2019 07:07 PM (VcFUs)

49 She is a jihadist asshole. I am not sure she is stupid. I am guessing she is actually pretty damn clever to play it this way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:07 PM (hv/hU)

50
What if Nancy just opened his report on threats to a FOIA?

#RELEASE THE FULL REPORT
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at April 15, 2019 07:03 PM (TN1P5)

Sorry, Congress exempted themselves from the Freedom of Information Act.

Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)

51 AOC's saying she's off Fuckbook and she's cutting way back on other social media.
(...)
Maybe she's getting tired of looking like a dumbass for all the world to see.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 15, 2019 07:04 PM (hjaPQ)

Well who asked her? I'm not tired of it yet.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 15, 2019 07:07 PM (t+qrx)

52 Can we just take a moment to appreciate that when Pelosi and other demanded Trump take down his WE WILL NOT FORGET + video tweet he freakin' *pinned* it?

Gah, that was awesome!!

Where are the cucks who used to whine Trump's team needed to take his phone so he would stop tweeting?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 07:07 PM (W+vEI)

53 Prove that people are threatening you using Trump's video.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. And you ain't got no proof.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 15, 2019 07:08 PM (JUOKG)

54 Folks are fighting mad over the Cathedral burning down and the hot takes on social media from SJWs, fake conservatives, and other Marxists. I want a fucking scorched earth war. Enough of Western Christians being a doormat and serving as catlle and cannon fodder for globalists.
And of course Ann Coulter was 100% correct on 9/14/2001 (?), we should have bombed the shit out of the entire ME and converted them all to Christianity.
Too many masks slipped. I hope Ben Shapiro's tribe takes out the trash and the next time we see him is on the side of milk carton.

Posted by: literally serious at April 15, 2019 07:09 PM (S4XGD)

55 This Fuckbook...

Tell me more.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 07:09 PM (NLLmE)

56 AOC is not quitting social media.

It's the only thing she's presents well at because she can outsource it to her COS.

I've praised her Persuasion skills on Twitter. She's wrong about everything but she's effective. No way she quits it.

Then compare it to when she talks on the floor. She's ad-libbing off of semi-prepared speeches. She's going off of notes she has not memorized. Watch her body language and see how it doesn't match a the words AT ALL.

Posted by: Monarchist Pikachu - The Enlightenment was a Mistake at April 15, 2019 07:10 PM (zG82C)

57 I am not sure she is stupid. I am guessing she is actually pretty damn clever to play it this way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:07 PM (hv/hU)

Not stupid, just vile. If they were really worried about BroFo's safety from incitement, they'd sew her mouth shut and break all her fingers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 07:10 PM (t6MX/)

58 Can we delete Ilhan Omar?

The Jar Jar Binks effect?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:10 PM (uYZSX)

59 Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. And you ain't got no proof."

I gots proofs. See, it says right here "I wish you was ded.

signed, Juan's mother"

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 07:10 PM (6qErC)

60 Borderlands parody mash up. Damn you, I'll click it.

Posted by: trev006 at April 15, 2019 07:10 PM (6n54H)

61 I wonder if she'll follow the plan.

The next step is claiming to have been hounded off twitter, like those star wars actrtesses.

Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2019 07:11 PM (kOpft)

62 It's a Muslim trick that they are oppressed and attacked when they are the oppressors

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2019 07:11 PM (BbGew)

63 Dear democrats

You say stupid, ignorant, shit, and you get blow back.

That is how democracy works, dummies.

Signed America.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 15, 2019 07:11 PM (AJj50)

64 like those star wars actrtesses."

Waaaa! All 12 "followers" didn't sooper like me!!!11!!!

You're rayciss!

did I do that right?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 07:12 PM (6qErC)

65 Hmmm... why is the TAXPAYER paying extra to safeguard a MOSLEM's family and staff?

At the behest of a Legislator? Who is NOT part of the Administration?

I call Bullshit.

Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 07:12 PM (NgKpN)

66 Someone should ask Nancy about CBS

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2019 07:13 PM (EK+Pw)

67 Is Rose Tico in the next Star Wars movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:13 PM (uYZSX)

68 "Before Nancy, who has lost all control of Congress and is
getting nothing done, decides to defend her leader, Rep. Omar, she
should look at the anti-Semitic, anti-Israel and ungrateful U.S. HATE
statements Omar has made," Trump tweeted.

"She is out of control, except for her control of Nancy!" he added.

Damn, that guy is good at figuring out people's buttons and stomping on them. That might come in useful in politics.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

69 67
Is Rose Tico in the next Star Wars movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:13 PM (uYZSX)

Demi Rose's butt. Jabba the Butt.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 07:14 PM (t6MX/)

70 Lt Cmdr Dan Crenshaw probably fragged lots of her friends and relatives and she is mad now PEOPLE !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: El Cud Flyboy at April 15, 2019 07:14 PM (qM84C)

71 The Jar Jar Binks effect?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:10 PM (uYZSX)

Yup....or like Stalin used to do and air brush people out of pictures and off the planet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 15, 2019 07:14 PM (Z+IKu)

72 Fuck that bitch with a flaming Sidewinder.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:14 PM (UdKB7)

73 Ilhan got threatened by two gay Nigerian bodybuilders wearing MAGA hats?

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

74 Even if it's true - which it likely isn't - at this point I really don't give a fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

75 Is Rose Tico in the next Star Wars movie?
Posted by: Anna Puma

It would show contempt for the audience so I'm assuming yes.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 07:15 PM (NLLmE)

76 Looks to me like Nancy's had a lot of work done. Her bazooms are Dow Corning's best, though.

Posted by: Things DJT should say at April 15, 2019 07:15 PM (T6t7i)

77 I like my muslims like I like my O'Driscolls.

Posted by: Arthur Morgan at April 15, 2019 07:15 PM (VB3qu)

78 President Trump should offer to pay security costs for any member of Congress who feels threatened, using the excellent members from his own security staff.

Beginning with Representative Scalise.

Posted by: Awotter at April 15, 2019 07:15 PM (0x00j)

79 Is Rose Tico in the next Star Wars movie? "

Topo Chico would be a better performer.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 07:15 PM (6qErC)

80 Is Rose Tico in the next Star Wars movie?
---
Rumor has it she gets whacked early on as Abrams tries to disassemble the mess left by TLJ. Ethan Van Sciver has been very upset about it.

Posted by: Methos at April 15, 2019 07:16 PM (kOpft)

81
"The memory of 9/11 is sacred ground, and any discussion of it must be done with reverence.

Like some people did something?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 07:16 PM (TAmPV)

82 Dellow felegates...

Posted by: Jar Jar-Cortez at April 15, 2019 07:16 PM (NLLmE)

83 68 "Before Nancy, who has lost all control of Congress and is
getting nothing done, decides to defend her leader, Rep. Omar, she
should look at the anti-Semitic, anti-Israel and ungrateful U.S. HATE
statements Omar has made," Trump tweeted.

"She is out of control, except for her control of Nancy!" he added.

Damn, that guy is good at figuring out people's buttons and stomping on them. That might come in useful in politics.
Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 07:13 PM (T6t7i)

Yeah, but with his lack of political experience and scandalous history, he'll never make it past the primaries.

Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 07:16 PM (mX8Vr)

84 55 This Fuckbook...
Tell me more.
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 07:09 PM (NLLmE)

Not that kind of Fuck Book. More like PMITA Book.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:16 PM (hv/hU)

85 Is Rose Tico in the next Star Wars movie?

Posted by: Anna Puma

Hollywood is missing a great opportunity on a Fantasy Island remake.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 07:16 PM (t6MX/)

86 Today feels like 9 / 11 all over again. I'm all out of fucks to give and ready to move on to the hard stuff.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:16 PM (UdKB7)

87 I love that she got in a pissing match with Dan Crenshaw, though. It's great publicity for him.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 07:16 PM (T6t7i)

88 Trump bitchslapped Pelosi so hard on Twitter, she can skip her next botox injection.

Posted by: Roy at April 15, 2019 07:16 PM (ABjxW)

89 keep fucking with the bull, keep getting the horn.

The dumbest people I have ever met don't understand the cause and effect relationship

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 15, 2019 07:17 PM (M+Lyo)

90 Threatening a sitting Congressman is a Federal Offense.

Trump should Tweet he is sending the FBI over, and they will get all the threats and investigate.

Because, you know, law and order, and all.

Then order the FBI to show up.

Heads would explode!

Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 07:17 PM (NgKpN)

91 It's almost as if they're all reading from a commonly-agreed-to set of Talking Points."

Hmm.

Might one say that said points were distributed to a list of journalists?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 07:17 PM (6qErC)

92 Trump bitchslapped Pelosi so hard on Twitter, she can skip her next botox injection.
Posted by: Roy at April 15, 2019 07:16 PM (ABjxW)

heh

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 15, 2019 07:17 PM (M+Lyo)

93 AOC won't quit Shitbook. Her only fans are on it and if she does no one will hear another word of her bullshit, which is why she's here in the first place.

Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2019 07:17 PM (K22Va)

94 When it's time to chop some clits, only one blade will do.

Posted by: Gillette, All Woke and Shit at April 15, 2019 07:17 PM (hjaPQ)

95 I want to see documented evidence of these threats.

Posted by: J at April 15, 2019 07:17 PM (6t/E2)

96 >>She is a jihadist asshole. I am not sure she is stupid. I am guessing she is actually pretty damn clever to play it this way.

I think she's kinda clever in the ways of progressive provocation-victim game but is seriously lacking in the finesse to pull this off repeatedly.

Obama did this shtick for 8 years. Omar has already become tiresome and transparent in 3-4 months. You have to be really progressive to keep buying this from here, or really, really hate Trump.

Worse, her defenders are making all sorts of unforced errors in their efforts to defend her. AOC lectured Rep. Dan Crenshaw on fighting terrorism, LOL. Nadler, who represents the actual 9/11 site area, said he was OK with Omar's description of 9/11.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 07:17 PM (W+vEI)

97 I guess Omar is particularly egregious to some people because, look, she's dumb as a rock, and a Muslim woman immigrant. And she's in fucking congress. America - land of miracles. But instead of recognizing she was most likely in life to be a slave to some goat roping terrorist warlord, she acts like a total asshole. Thanks for nothing. It's like someone wins the lottery then starts bitching at everyone about how hard life is. really? You don't say? Here's a thought - fuck off.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 15, 2019 07:18 PM (AJj50)

98 Trump has insulted our little Muslim Princess.. Ahhhhhh..... I feel so sorry for her. Maybe a nice "I love you" Al-Qaeda teddy bear would make you happy....

Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 15, 2019 07:18 PM (qM84C)

99 I want to see documented evidence of these threats."

There was an earthquake...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 07:18 PM (6qErC)

100 Except this doesn't work on Donald Trump. Regular GOPe would have shat themselves until they passed out from fear.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2019 07:18 PM (MIvvh)

101 That would be even more comical...

Rep. Ilhan Omar going everywhere surrounded by the FBI.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:18 PM (uYZSX)

102 Ilhan BroFo and Tlaib are probably partying today

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 15, 2019 07:18 PM (dm05u)

103 Ilhan BroFo and Tlaib are probably partying today"

Ulllllllllah!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 07:19 PM (6qErC)

104 Some people from Germany did something to start WW II also.....

Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 15, 2019 07:19 PM (qM84C)

105 She's lying anyway. She belongs to the party of deranged degenerates, that want to destroy my country.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:19 PM (UdKB7)

106 I wondered why that famous Chinese plastic surgeon did Nancy's silicone for such low cost, Diannes driver probably retrieved the minitapes personally.

Posted by: Awotter at April 15, 2019 07:19 PM (0x00j)

107 I don't think she is clever at all. I think she's stupid, but the dems need to cover her constant stupidity to show how diverse they are.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 15, 2019 07:19 PM (AJj50)

108 99
I want to see documented evidence of these threats."

There was an earthquake...

Posted by: Anon a mouse

The records were stored in the steeple of Notre Dame.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

109 Omar is an Anti-Semitic, Anti-Christian, America hating Super Racist and she deserves every criticism thrown at her.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2019 07:20 PM (r+sAi)

110 She's going full Smullet

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 15, 2019 07:20 PM (h1jJh)

111 she's a lying twatwaffle

and she's never had an orgasm. maybe that's why she's such a bitch

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 07:20 PM (d7Ww2)

112
Omar is American in paper work only.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 07:21 PM (TAmPV)

113 We're overdue for a Democrat slap fight. Get it on, Bitches! Why wait?

Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2019 07:21 PM (LuPts)

114 110
She's going full Smullet

Posted by: Lemmiwinks

Just out of curiosity, does one ever go full Smullet?

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 07:21 PM (T6t7i)

115 I like my muslims like I like my O'Driscolls.
Posted by: Arthur Morgan

I like mine like I like my babyback ribs.

Falling off the bone.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2019 07:21 PM (dDUXP)

116 Oy! You drunks on the corner! Do not even *think* about approaching the Palsy with your prostrate-challenged piss-streams!

Posted by: Seth at April 15, 2019 07:21 PM (wTxRg)

117 104
Some people from Germany did something to start WW II also.....

Posted by: El Cid Flyboy at April 15, 2019 07:19 PM (qM84C)

Some people did something, too, epically, in the Six Day War.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 07:22 PM (t6MX/)

118 113
We're overdue for a Democrat slap fight. Get it on, Bitches! Why wait?

Posted by: Fritz

Kamala is going to kick Bernie's wrinkled old ass.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

119 she's also an attractive woman if she never opened her mouth..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2019 07:01 PM (FSPNP)

That would be pretty much all women.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 07:22 PM (Urdq9)

120 Now for something different - B-58 Hustler at low altitude.

https://youtu.be/yFPgur_cUmA

"the plane will descend to 200ft to see the effects of bug impacts on pilot visibility."

"observers two miles barely heard..."

"traveling at .92 Mach"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (uYZSX)

121 your prostrate-challenged piss-streams!

Posted by: Seth

Ooooh, so close.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (T6t7i)

122 The entire Democrat party should be banished. Burn it down and all that. I don't care if that's not how a Democracy works. At this point it may be our only to rid ourselves of our insane countrymen.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (UdKB7)

123 F*ck Pelosi.

There was nothing "dangerous" about Trump's tweet. Pelosi and her fellow dims just don't like it when Trump (or anybody else) reminds Americans of what "some people did" on 9/11.

They want us to forget 9/11 . . . and the Boston Marathon bombings, and the Ft. Hood massacre, and the San Bernardino shootings, and the Chattanooga shootings, and the Orlando Pulse nightclub massacre, and all the other times muslim immigrants (or their spawn) have murdered innocent Americans in the name of their sicko prophet.

And these sleazy, corrupt politicians also want us to forget that their pledge of "never forget" lasted almost as long as it took them to mouth the words on 9/11. They responded to the outrageous muslim assault on our country and our fellow citizens and our freedoms by importing millions more hostile muslims into our country -- and then calling us bigots and raaaaacists and islamophobes if we objected.

F*ck you, Pelosi. You may have forgotten 9/11 and tried to erase it from your Alzheimers-addled brain, but the rest of us have not and will not forget it -- nor will we forget who did it, or why.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (fqUgw)

124 Is there ever going to be another Republican President willing to flip the bird like this to this crowd?

I really do shudder to think what comes after Trump.

Someone like Nikki Haley would be wearing a burkha right now to make amends.

I maintain that none of this helps Democrats in the least. They have made AOC and Omar the stars of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Blago at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (sOlG4)

125 119 she's also an attractive woman if she never opened her mouth..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2019 07:01 PM (FSPNP)

That would be pretty much all women.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 07:22 PM (Urdq9)

Do we need to start posting landwhales?

Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (mX8Vr)

126 Trump needs to call her bluff.

I agree that death threats are a serious matter. Therefore, I have directed the AG to have the FBI investigate this immediately.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (gC2IV)

127 So, how did that Bernie townhall thing go?

Posted by: JAS at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (KOCKb)

128 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (fqUgw)

Saving.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 07:24 PM (t6MX/)

129 Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (uYZSX)

Convair was a cool name for a military company. Beautiful plane too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:24 PM (hv/hU)

130 121 your prostrate-challenged piss-streams!

Can't get much of a stream going while prostrate. You just sort of puddle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 07:25 PM (NWiLs)

131 Maybe Finn will space Rose Tico at the start of the movie, "b*tch, you never evah c0ck-block a brutha being all heroic yo!'

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:25 PM (uYZSX)

132 9 instead of deleting the tweet, Trump pinned it

can you imagine any GOPer doing that?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 15, 2019 06:59 PM (dm05u)

Trump is the right man for the hour, no question about it.

Posted by: rickl at April 15, 2019 07:25 PM (sdi6R)

133 So, how did that Bernie townhall thing go?
Posted by: JAS at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (KOCKb)
*********
He's spewing Socialism garbage and his followers are lapping it up.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 07:26 PM (RBOtF)

134 So, how did that Bernie townhall thing go?
Posted by: JAS

Balloon combs for all.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 07:26 PM (NLLmE)

135 Be careful with your fonts around donks. Might be triggering.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 15, 2019 07:26 PM (RuIsu)

136 Anyone else think she and Tlaib are likely already protected by CAIR and/or Fruit of Islam people?

I recall a journalist attempted to approach Tlaib a few weeks back and Tlaib was surrounded by CAIR people who blocked her while Sarsour yelled in Arabic(?) don't let her in (to Tlaib's Congressional office).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 07:26 PM (W+vEI)

137 You would have thought the dumb asses in Minnesooootah would have learned their lesson with Hubert Horatio Humphrey and Walter Mondale.

But no. Then Jesse Ventura and Al Franken.

Still no.

Now this savage gets elected to Congress.

Who's next.....Septic Tank Aficionado?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 15, 2019 07:27 PM (Z+IKu)

138 Balloon combs for all.

Is that better than balloon condoms?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:27 PM (uYZSX)

139 'Fruits of Islam'?

Don't they get thrown off roofs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:27 PM (hv/hU)

140 The 10 or 11 people that actually believe she's been threatened would never support Trump anyway.

Nobody cares!

Posted by: weirdflunky at April 15, 2019 07:27 PM (GwY6O)

141 I guess Omar didn't report those threats to the Capitol police or the FBI because she's not familiar with the language.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2019 07:27 PM (wN7fp)

142 113 We're overdue for a Democrat slap fight. Get it on, Bitches! Why wait?
---
I'll pulverize any of these bitches in the Sumo ring. Especially that Buttjuice guy.

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at April 15, 2019 07:27 PM (hjaPQ)

143 So, how did that Bernie townhall thing go?

His hair was perfect.

Posted by: Omars of London at April 15, 2019 07:27 PM (EgshT)

144 Omar is trolling.

Simple as that.

She's so brave she's walking right up to the line.

Too bad she doesn't understand where the line is.

See AOC.

Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 07:28 PM (OE84+)

145 I like my muslims like I like my O'Driscolls.
Posted by: Arthur Morgan

I like mine like I like my babyback ribs.

Falling off the bone.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2019 07:21 PM (dDUXP)
........

Cannibal Bob doing the cooking?

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

146 Aestius, the B-58 was far ahead of its time. Maybe the B-21 Raider should be a Super Hustler.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:28 PM (uYZSX)

147 French media confirm no construction workers on site today.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2019 07:28 PM (v+7OW)

148 If Star Wars was Guardians of the Galaxy, Rose would be offed in the opening sequence in a manner reminiscent of South Park Kenny. Then, for the rest of the movie, the main characters would make the occasional "is someone missing? It seems like someone is missing" snarky comment.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 15, 2019 07:28 PM (8AONa)

149 I agree that death threats are a serious matter. Therefore, I have
directed the AG to have the FBI investigate this immediately.

--

Do it on the down low. Do not announce it. Have them just show up at her office, and ask for these serious threats to be forked over to authorities. Right then and there. Not hours later so they can concoct them.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 15, 2019 07:28 PM (JoUsr)

150 >> 'Fruits of Islam'?

Yeah, silly name. Same group has been handling security for the Women's March leaders.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 07:28 PM (W+vEI)

151 Hubert Horatio Hornblower!

Posted by: Jimmah at April 15, 2019 07:29 PM (hjaPQ)

152 Note to Twitter:
Please delete Nancy Pelosi. Not her account, Nanner herself.
Thank you,
CBob

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 15, 2019 07:29 PM (0rsWa)

153 I read her damned book.
Who exactly is threatening whom???

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 15, 2019 07:29 PM (w7KSn)

154 Fuck Twatter and fuck the new retards in the democrap party

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 15, 2019 07:29 PM (flINI)

155 Democrats are coming at this as if we're already Europe and some plurality of the electorate is Muslim.

The reality is Muslims are about 1% of the population, with a good 90%+ of the electorate with DEEP suspicions about them.

If there was a nationwide vote on not letting in new muslims, it would pass with like 70% of the vote.

Posted by: Blago at April 15, 2019 07:29 PM (sOlG4)

156 French media confirm no construction workers on site today.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 15, 2019 07:28 PM (v+7OW)

#conflicted

Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 07:29 PM (OE84+)

157 Remember when somebody send Trumps' son some white Powder and his young son saw a severed Head of his Dad on TV and rumored to freak out.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at April 15, 2019 07:29 PM (K8LjS)

158 150 >> 'Fruits of Islam'?

Yeah, silly name. Same group has been handling security for the Women's March leaders.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 07:28 PM (W+vEI)

I actually kind of think it's perfe... Fabulous!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:30 PM (hv/hU)

159 But wait...I thought men and women were completely the same? So what's with Omar pulling a crybaby "He's being MEAN to me!! WAAAAAH!" schtick?

Omar can shove her anti-American taqqiyah horse crap in her muslim slave apparel.

Posted by: Pete at April 15, 2019 07:30 PM (bnncC)

160 My husband has Bernie on. All the girls squeed when he praised a "woman's right to choose," and they booed Martha McCallum for mentioning babies being aborted up to and after birth.

Stupid audience.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 07:30 PM (ptqGC)

161 Democrats are coming at this as if we're already Europe and some plurality of the electorate is Muslim.

The reality is Muslims are about 1% of the population, with a good 90%+ of the electorate with DEEP suspicions about them.

If there was a nationwide vote on not letting in new muslims, it would pass with like 70% of the vote.
Posted by: Blago at April 15, 2019 07:29 PM (sOlG4)

Now do trans.

Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 07:30 PM (OE84+)

162 The NoI FoI....

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:30 PM (uYZSX)

163
I agree that death threats are a serious matter. Therefore, I have directed the AG to have the FBI investigate this immediately.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (gC2IV)

We'll need a FISA warrant since she may be recieving these threats from foreign sources

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 15, 2019 07:31 PM (TAmPV)

164 147 French media confirm no construction workers on site today.
---
Our Dept of Obfuscation is available to French authorities in their time of need.

Posted by: The FBI at April 15, 2019 07:31 PM (hjaPQ)

165 "the plane will descend to 200ft to see the effects of bug impacts on pilot visibility."

Well? Did the pilots become invisible?!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 15, 2019 07:31 PM (VwHJ2)

166 Audience keeps booing Martha McCallum. Mouth-breathing, brainless, entitled brats.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 07:31 PM (ptqGC)

167 147
French media confirm no construction workers on site today.

Link?

Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2019 07:31 PM (K22Va)

168 If there were no workers on site at Notre Dame... even Inspector Cleauseau will find a Muslim with a 'bumb!' or at least a match.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:32 PM (uYZSX)

169 Bernie wants rapists in prison to vote and the crowd cheers.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 07:32 PM (RBOtF)

170 That would be pretty much all women.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 07:22 PM (Urdq9)

Not the ones I know. YMMV.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2019 07:32 PM (FSPNP)

171 164 147 French media confirm no construction workers on site today.
---
Our Dept of Obfuscation is available to French authorities in their time of need.
Posted by: The FBI at April 15, 2019 07:31 PM (hjaPQ)

So... anyone up for reforming the Knights Templar?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:32 PM (hv/hU)

172 It's like amazing. The NY Slime runs a story, parroting the DNC message and guess what? The MSM runs with it.

These people have NO SHAME.

Posted by: Kemp at April 15, 2019 07:32 PM (zk6/k)

173 Bernie wants rapists in prison to vote and the crowd cheers.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 07:32 PM (RBOtF)

Ask if Gosnell should vote.

Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 07:33 PM (OE84+)

174 Twitter never took the vid down.

Which means they don't consider it harassment or incitement.

And believe me they were under tremendous political pressure from the left.

Posted by: Ha at April 15, 2019 07:33 PM (MAstk)

175 8
If there were no workers on site at Notre Dame... even Inspector
Cleauseau will find a Muslim with a 'bumb!' or at least a match.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:32 PM (uYZSX)

Has the Pink Panther said anything yet?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 15, 2019 07:33 PM (0rsWa)

176 Bernie wants rapists in prison to vote and the crowd cheers.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 07:32 PM (RBOtF)

If you could secretly spray some kind of gas in that building that would sterilize every idiot in that room, we'd solve a lot of future problems.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 07:33 PM (ptqGC)

177 and she's never had an orgasm. maybe that's why she's such a bitch

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 07:20 PM (d7Ww2)
........

Clitorectomy or horrible shaving accident?

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 07:33 PM (v0R5T)

178 Just read that Linda Sarsour is DEMANDING Twitter ban PDT.

Yeah, that'll work great. If they DO ban PDT, Twitter is destroyed.

If they DON'T ban PDT, Sarsour is destroyed.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:33 PM (miE9U)

179 144 Omar is trolling.

Simple as that.

She's so brave she's walking right up to the line.
____________

You know, we're way overdue for that "backlash" against muslims that the left is always warning against. And when things like that get pent up for a long time, they tend to explode with far greater force than anyone was expecting.

So Ms. Immigration Fraudster and her buddy Rancid Taliban had better be careful if they're going to keep poking the Sleeping Tiger. That's not likely to turn out well for either of them.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 07:33 PM (fqUgw)

180 That would be pretty much all women.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 07:22 PM (Urdq9)

Not the ones I know. YMMV.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2019 07:32 PM (FSPNP)

I was gonna throw in a sarc tag...... honest!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 07:34 PM (Urdq9)

181 Bernie wants rapists in prison to vote and the crowd cheers.

Our little Brownshirts!

Posted by: Omars of London at April 15, 2019 07:34 PM (EgshT)

182 >>Omar is trolling.
Simple as that.

Oh, definitely.
But she's dumb, so it doesn't always work, such as the GW Bush quote she tweeted where W referred to the terrorists as "people," too during his memorable bullhorn speech from ground zero --- which was not similar to what she said in any possible way.

Also, her recent tweets where she attempts to speak 'patriotic 'murican' are awkward and awful. She keeps saying she's for America's :core values" of justice, something else, and the pursuit of happiness.

Yeah, this isn't a corporation, and those things you're mangling are called *inalienable rights* endowed by out creator.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 07:34 PM (W+vEI)

183 Too lazy to check but was Omar even in this country on 9/11.

Guess I better go find out.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2019 07:34 PM (wN7fp)

184 If they DON'T ban PDT, Sarsour is destroyed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:33 PM (miE9U)

I got this.

Eventually.

Posted by: God at April 15, 2019 07:34 PM (OE84+)

185 So... anyone up for reforming the Knights Templar?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:32 PM (hv/hU)

I prefer the Order of the Dragon.

Hungarian Order of Nobles whose task was to defend Christianity.

Why them? No vows of Chastity and such.

Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 07:35 PM (NgKpN)

186 Too lazy to check but was Omar even in this country on 9/11.

Guess I better go find out.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2019 07:34 PM (wN7fp)

1994 IIRc.

Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 07:35 PM (OE84+)

187 I remember when we caught Jour-O-List advising what the message of the day would be. Is there still a list? Or do they just DM each other and check the headlines at Puff-Host?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 15, 2019 07:36 PM (xptlg)

188 So Ilhan Omar came to this country thanks to Bill Clinton trying to nation build Somalia..

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:36 PM (uYZSX)

189 I got this.

Eventually.
Posted by: God at April 15, 2019 07:34 PM (OE84+)

Ok, I get that a day is like a thousand years and all that, but could you speed it up a little?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 07:36 PM (Urdq9)

190 184 If they DON'T ban PDT, Sarsour is destroyed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:33 PM (miE9U)

I got this.

Eventually.
Posted by: God at April 15, 2019 07:34 PM (OE84+)

Would you mind speeding it up a bit? You may be unbound by time but we aren't.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

191 One Christian church or Jewish synagog a week.
Yeah, my 150 gets 14 mpg too.
What are we going to do?
What are we going to do?

I've said a prayer or two.
I've said a prayer or two.

Posted by: Buddha of Bamiyan at April 15, 2019 07:36 PM (Hwt6E)

192 So... anyone up for reforming the Knights Templar?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:32 PM (hv/hU)
.........

Do we get to go to Oak Island and bury some treasure?

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

193 >>Just read that Linda Sarsour is DEMANDING Twitter ban PDT.

If twitter bends to that woman's demands they are finished.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 07:37 PM (W+vEI)

194 Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 07:36 PM (Urdq9)

GMTA

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

195 'So... anyone up for reforming the Knights Templar? '

I don't want to go over there so suggest we drop the Holy Hand Grenade on the future Crater Of Mecca.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:37 PM (UdKB7)

196 F*** everything about Ilhan.

I'm half-black, and I feel like the worst thing about her and the Somali issue is that she's giving cover to anybody who wants to conflate being born (even part) black with being Muslim.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 15, 2019 07:38 PM (pgXNG)

197 189 I got this.

Eventually.
Posted by: God at April 15, 2019 07:34 PM (OE84+)

Ok, I get that a day is like a thousand years and all that, but could you speed it up a little?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 07:36 PM (Urdq9)

190 184 If they DON'T ban PDT, Sarsour is destroyed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:33 PM (miE9U)

I got this.

Eventually.
Posted by: God at April 15, 2019 07:34 PM (OE84+)

Would you mind speeding it up a bit? You may be unbound by time but we aren't.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

See? My soul brotha.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 07:38 PM (Urdq9)

198 *opens a concession stand*

Mecca Glowing Glass - $100. Lead box is free.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:38 PM (uYZSX)

199 I prefer the Order of the Dragon.

Hungarian Order of Nobles whose task was to defend Christianity.

Why them? No vows of Chastity and such.
Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 07:35 PM (NgKpN)

Nice. Let's not be hasty. There are a lot of good choices.

Order of Knights of the Hospital of Saint John of Jerusalem (Knights Hospitaller.)

Order of St Lazarus

Order of the Holy Ghost (French)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:38 PM (hv/hU)

200 If it does turn out Muzz were behind the burning of Notre Dame, I strongly suggest "some nation" level Mecca. Glass parking lot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

201 183 just read that the other day, but don't remember.

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2019 07:39 PM (BbGew)

202 Would you mind speeding it up a bit? You may be unbound by time but we aren't.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

See? My soul brotha.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 07:38 PM (Urdq9)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 07:39 PM (NWiLs)

203 183
Too lazy to check but was Omar even in this country on 9/11.

In 2001 I think she was still in a refugee camp in Somalia.

Posted by: Kemp at April 15, 2019 07:39 PM (zk6/k)

204 >>So... anyone up for reforming the Knights Templar?

I do worry that this will push France into (more) open war? How many months have the yellow vest protests been going on?

Also, Soldiers of Odin is already a thing in Europe in response to open borders.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 07:39 PM (W+vEI)

205 I believe Omar is getting death threats. I don't believe she's getting any more death threats than any other nationally known US politician.

Hell, I'd bet even largely non-controversial actors like Tom Hanks get death threats.

Posted by: bonhomme at April 15, 2019 07:39 PM (9t0Zz)

206 I can't look at Omar without an uncontrollable surge of anger. And PDT has nothing to do with that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 07:39 PM (5aX2M)

207 'If they DO ban PDT, Twitter is destroyed'

Maybe we should start a "grassroots" campaign to get PDT.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:39 PM (UdKB7)

208 I've got the answer for twitter
I've got the answer for fascist book too
I've got the answer for Google
I've got the answer for Microsoft too

Can you guess the answer?
I bet you can.

Posted by: ghost of Teddy Roosevelt at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (Hwt6E)

209 To get PDT banned, that is.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (UdKB7)

210 Trump nailed it. Pelosi is afraid of Omar, will do or say anything to avoid criticizing her. Poor AOC is on the receiving end of Nan's snark while Tlaib isn't even on her radar except for diversity photo ops. Tlaib got pissy about this. Sorry dear, you're not as good looking as your buddies, the press doesn't care so much about you. And then there's Ayanna Pressley. Somebody send out a search party, has anyone seen or heard from her since she was sworn in?

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (aBR7R)

211 Well, a Muslim woman's life is only worth half of a mans. So they need to tone it down.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (jXrK7)

212 Emperor and Insom, I understand 100% :-)

At the same time, I have a hunch God would rebut, "uh guys, when I send someone to hell? They get stuck there FOREVER, and forever is an awful long time."

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (miE9U)

213 Go get them god emperor Trump. They are shit.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (Gp6a2)

214 Order of Knights of the Hospital of Saint John of Jerusalem (Knights Hospitaller.)

They still exist headquartered in the Vatican IIRC.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (uYZSX)

215 SAFETY. It's always the Democrat go-to when they are getting push-back for something.

My disgraceful governor, Ralph Northam, was supposed to be up here fundraising (if you can believe it) for a Democrat candidate in Loudoun County. But he canceled because two groups, the NAACP and the Republican party, were planning to protest. So of course he backed out because of safety concerns.

Meaning, he didn't want to get called out on his racist past or his extreme position on abortion. Safety my rear.

Posted by: bluebell at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (aXucN)

216 freaked, hmmmmmmmm ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (miE9U)

217 Buzzfeed lying about celebrating Moslems like BF defends Omar...
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/
1117910134989004801

How's that for a tie-in!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (Dh1wo)

218 Yeah, that'll work great. If they DO ban PDT, Twitter is destroyed.

If they DON'T ban PDT, Sarsour is destroyed.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:33 PM (miE9U)
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Darn it, we need the "destroy Sarsour and Twitter" option.....

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (WEBkv)

219 206 I can't look at Omar without an uncontrollable surge of anger. And PDT has nothing to do with that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 07:39 PM

She's an America-hating bitch who wants us dead, elected by America-hating bitches who want us dead. What's not to hate?

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (NWiLs)

220 In 2001 I think she was still in a refugee camp in Somalia.
______________

According to her wiki bio, she came to the U.S. in 1992.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (fqUgw)

221 198 *opens a concession stand*

Mecca Glowing Glass - $100. Lead box is free.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:38 PM (uYZSX)

Trinitite! Would also be kind of fitting. (Trinity, and all that.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:41 PM (hv/hU)

222 Blake, that would be optimal ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:42 PM (miE9U)

223 The President should just start commenting here. We can handle it.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 15, 2019 07:42 PM (Gp6a2)

224 206 I can't look at Omar without an uncontrollable surge of anger. And PDT has nothing to do with that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 07:39 PM (5aX2M)
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Omar is what she is.

Best be outraged by the voters who put this anti-American filth in office.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 15, 2019 07:42 PM (WEBkv)

225 @220
Well, thanks. She still thinks she is in a camp, ha ha

Posted by: Kemp at April 15, 2019 07:42 PM (zk6/k)

226 Posted by: Hikaru at April 15, 2019 07:38 PM (pgXNG)

I doubt most people do that. Yes, there are a number of Blacks who are Muslim. There are also many Christians who are Black and anyone in the clergy or who attends a multi ethnic church knows that

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2019 07:42 PM (FSPNP)

227 The Thumb just told Martha McCallum Bernie sounded a lot more moderate. In which universe, Thumb Boy?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

228 223 The President should just start commenting here. We can handle it.
Posted by: The Chicken at April 15, 2019 07:42 PM (Gp6a2)

I am not sure on the optics when ace accidentally bans the president.

Although his advice on contractors for shelving would be interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:43 PM (hv/hU)

229 Qdpsteve, have you watched Haxan or Intolerance yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:43 PM (uYZSX)

230 Anna, have not yet. But am working on it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:44 PM (miE9U)

231 I never get death threats.

(Well, not since that one girlfriend).

Does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Miklos, applying Omarian logic at April 15, 2019 07:44 PM (zCyNd)

232 198 *opens a concession stand*

Mecca Glowing Glass - $100. Lead box is free.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:38 PM (uYZSX)

Trinitite! Would also be kind of fitting. (Trinity, and all that.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:41 PM (hv/hU)

That's it.

We can re-do the Rose Window.

Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 07:44 PM (OE84+)

233 McCallum needs to fire her makeup artist. Her cheeks look like Raggedy Anny.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 07:44 PM (T6t7i)

234 >>So... anyone up for reforming the Knights Templar?
........

Or the Knights Who Say "Ni!"?

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

235 The only thing Nanny Pelosi is good for is a little spin around in the motor boat.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 15, 2019 07:44 PM (Z+IKu)

236 Best be outraged by the voters who put this anti-American filth in office.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 15, 2019 07:42 PM (WEBkv)

Best to be outraged at the scum that allowed those voters into the USA.

Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 07:45 PM (OE84+)

237 *opens a concession stand*

Mecca Glowing Glass - $100. Lead box is free.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:38 PM (uYZSX)

Trinitite! Would also be kind of fitting. (Trinity, and all that.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD

We need to invent clear lead. That way the box could be used as a nightlight.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2019 07:45 PM (dDUXP)

238 with, the knights who say NI are a better option. They can annoy the libturds to death.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:45 PM (miE9U)

239 this bullshit also highlights the problem with modern american thoughts on race.

You see, every nation on earth has a different ethnic makeup than america. And America only has about 4% of the world's population. or 6% who cares.

and yet, we're to pretend that dirty foreigners with weird values that directly conflict with our own...who are the MAJORITY in their own nations, are "oppressed victims who must be listened to" the moment they are fresh off the boat.

Nah, we've just enshrined everyone else on earth (94% of the world. a majority) as protected. and protected from us, in our own country.

Sorry, we're full. Stay/go back to your shitholes, you ingrates

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 15, 2019 07:45 PM (9AcAx)

240 Latest on Paris?

"The officials are treating the fire as an "accident" as of now"

They know it was Mohammedans, they just don't want to admit it.

Posted by: Kemp at April 15, 2019 07:45 PM (zk6/k)

241 Best be outraged by the voters who put this anti-American filth in office.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 15, 2019 07:42 PM (WEBkv)

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That's the source of the anger. I'd hate Omar under any circumstances. But seeing her in Congress makes me taste copper. I want to snatch that verkakte shmata off her head and shove it in her mouth.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 07:46 PM (5aX2M)

242 I am not sure on the optics when ace accidentally bans the president.

Although his advice on contractors for shelving would be interesting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:43 PM (hv/hU)

#manymemesstruck

Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 07:46 PM (OE84+)

243 basically, she's just a foreigner that lives here for some reason.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 15, 2019 07:46 PM (9AcAx)

244 204 >>So... anyone up for reforming the Knights Templar?

You called?

Posted by: Jacques de Molay at April 15, 2019 07:46 PM (Hwt6E)

245 The only thing Nanny Pelosi is good for is a little spin around in the motor boat.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.

How long 'til AOC and Ilhad take Nancy out for a fishing trip, Fredo-style?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:46 PM (miE9U)

246 Although his advice on contractors for shelving would be interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 07:43 PM (hv/hU)

PDT would send over carpenters to install luxurious shelves of golden radiance, bigly.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 15, 2019 07:46 PM (Gp6a2)

247 shove it in her mouth.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at A

who do you think you are her brother?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2019 07:47 PM (MTjB1)

248 There are also many Christians who are Black

I must disagree with Hussein Obama Jr.

The sound of a gospel choir rehearsing in the warm Southern evening is, in fact, a much sweeter sound than the sound of the muezzin.

Posted by: Miklos, praising at April 15, 2019 07:47 PM (zCyNd)

249 Latest on Paris?

"The officials are treating the fire as an "accident" as of now"

They know it was Mohammedans, they just don't want to admit it.
Posted by: Kemp

Latest on my Facebook feed is that 12 churches have been vandalized across France so far.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 15, 2019 07:47 PM (dDUXP)

250 Ilhan Omar Pulls Rote Social Justice Warrior Move and Begins Crying "I'm Being Threatened;"

It would serve us right if she went back to Diarrheastan. Boy, would THAT teach us a lesson.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 07:47 PM (pA4nI)

251 How long 'til AOC and Ilhad take Nancy out for a fishing trip, Fredo-style?

Posted by: qdpsteve

You may have misread the power dynamic here.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 07:47 PM (T6t7i)

252 Omar came to this country in 1992.

She ran on the Democratic -Farm -Labor ticket.

She sponsored 228 bills in the Minnesota Legislature.

A total abdication of the voting public in Minnesota.

I have never heard of a Somali farmer.

Goat herder , yeah. Goat's ain't big in Minnesota.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2019 07:47 PM (wN7fp)

253 I'm tired of being the bad guy for not being all diverse and shit. If I don't like your "culture" there is no reason I have to accept it. It has nothing to do with your skin color or gender. You just have imho a shitty "culture" and I don't care to have anything to do with it.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

254 >>I am not sure on the optics when ace accidentally bans the president.

On the other hand, I bet Trump could make the Barrel fabulous, just the most luxurious place of shame ever!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 07:47 PM (W+vEI)

255 "The memory of 9/11 is sacred ground"
_____

At least she puts it even with MS-13 and infanticide.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2019 07:48 PM (VaN/j)

256 "I have experienced an increase in direct threats on my life"

No, Todd Beamer experienced an increase in direct threats on his life. You're just a cheerleader.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 15, 2019 07:48 PM (Ndje9)

257 Poor AOC is on the receiving end of Nan's snark while Tlaib isn't even on her radar except for diversity photo ops. Tlaib got pissy about this. Sorry dear, you're not as good looking as your buddies, the press doesn't care so much about you.
_________________

Rancid Taliban is not just ugly, she's also a "Palestinian" and everybody dislikes those whiny a-holes. They have no reason for existing other than to bitch and moan about Israel and pretend that they have a greater claim to the Israelis' ancestral land, which is ludicrous. They spend all their time trying to figure out how to shake down stupid westerners for more money, and building bombs to try and kill more innocent Israelis. They're loathsome people, and Rancid just reminds Americans of that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 07:48 PM (fqUgw)

258 Posted by: Kemp

I'm not saying it's Muslims, but it's Muslims.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 07:48 PM (T6t7i)

259 And while I'm at it, I hereby nominate Rashida Tlaib as the ugliest woman on the planet. I can't stand watching her talk.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 07:49 PM (pA4nI)

260 Pelosi needs to get ready for the migrant deluge in her district.

Posted by: William Eaton at April 15, 2019 07:49 PM (MuTTO)

261 240 Latest on Paris?

"The officials are treating the fire as an "accident" as of now"

They know it was Mohammedans, they just don't want to admit it.
Posted by: Kemp at April 15, 2019 07:45 PM (zk6/k)
______

This is stage 1. Stage 2 will be arson for unknown motive.

By next year, it will be a right wing hate crime.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 15, 2019 07:49 PM (VaN/j)

262 259
And while I'm at it, I hereby nominate Rashida Tlaib as the ugliest woman on the planet.

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Rose de Lauro at April 15, 2019 07:49 PM (T6t7i)

263 Rancid Taliban is not just ugly
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 07:48 PM (fqUgw)

Sorry, just saw this.

GMTA. Boy is she a bowser. Looks like there's a camel or two in the family tree.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 07:50 PM (pA4nI)

264 In 2001 I think she was still in a refugee camp in Somalia.
______________

According to her wiki bio, she came to the U.S. in 1992.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 15, 2019 07:40 PM (fqUgw)

Always assume a Democrat is lying until you can prove otherwise.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 07:50 PM (Urdq9)

265 Lone wolf.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:50 PM (UdKB7)

266 also, you get the idea that pelosi's still living in dec 2016's echo chamber.

sorry, babe, trump's at 50+%, you're going to have to do more than string a bunch of words together next to trump's name.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 15, 2019 07:50 PM (9AcAx)

267 https://youtu.be/tWLO72hO9WQ
Notre Dame fire video still live

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2019 07:50 PM (BbGew)

268 tlaib looks like 130 kilos of tabbouleh in 80 kilo bag.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2019 07:50 PM (MTjB1)

269 252 Goat herder , yeah. Goat's ain't big in Minnesota.

not true; the truth is that paul bunyan's goat is just not as famous as his ox.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 15, 2019 07:50 PM (sGtp+)

270 A rape fantasy in every cot!

Posted by: Crusty Bernie at April 15, 2019 07:50 PM (LuPts)

271 Sorry, we're full. Stay/go back to your shitholes, you ingrates
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 15, 2019 07:45 PM (9AcAx)

Yup, I am not a Racist.

But I AM a Culturalist.

I believe the culture of the US is superior to all others, as shown by our rise of wealth, and power.

Yet they come here and DEMAND to be treated equally? To fundamentally change what made America the place they wanted to come to in the first place?

Uh, no. Assimilate or leave, and take your Hijab with you.

Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 07:51 PM (NgKpN)

272 hobo was smoking crack in the attic

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:51 PM (UdKB7)

273 According to her wiki bio, she came to the U.S. in 1992.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Her brother came too.

Posted by: Miklos, with ONT phrasing at April 15, 2019 07:51 PM (zCyNd)

274 How long 'til AOC and Ilhad take Nancy out for a fishing trip, Fredo-style?

Seems like their style would be more like bury her up to her neck and throw rocks at her.

Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2019 07:51 PM (K22Va)

275 Nah, we've just enshrined everyone else on earth (94% of the world. a majority) as protected. and protected from us, in our own country.

Sorry, we're full. Stay/go back to your shitholes, you ingrates
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 15, 2019 07:45 PM (9AcAx)

A while back I was conflicted about a church issue. Consulted the inter webs for guidance.

I really tried to have an open mind.

Found a quote from a preacher. paraphrased...

What is it about people that want to join the club so bad, then the first thing they want to CHANGE it.

I'm sure I butchered it but you get the gist.

Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 07:51 PM (OE84+)

276 Even if Pelosi can't kneecap Trump, you can be sure she'll be taking care of the upstart little beyotches who've been making trouble for her.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 07:51 PM (T6t7i)

277 Goat herder , yeah. Goat's ain't big in Minnesota.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2019 07:47 PM (wN7fp)

that is most beautiful goat you have for sale what is her value

Posted by: somali refugee at April 15, 2019 07:51 PM (JFO2v)

278 "It's almost as if they're all reading from an-agreed-to set of talking points.

Listen to the mocking bird **tweet tweet**
Listen to the mocking bird **tweet tweet**

Remember when most folks thought the C_A were the good guys?

Posted by: teej at April 15, 2019 07:51 PM (1XIkG)

279 53 I'm tired of being the bad guy for not being all diverse and shit. If I don't like your "culture" there is no reason I have to accept it. It has nothing to do with your skin color or gender. You just have imho a shitty "culture" and I don't care to have anything to do with it.
Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

And just for the record, not all cultures are equally valid. Western and Asian cultures are wildly superior to hers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 07:51 PM (pA4nI)

280 and you know, this shit really only works when cuckGOP types play along with the "gee, they're right, our side is full of weirdos and I have no knowledge of any leftwing violence, ever" dictates.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 15, 2019 07:52 PM (9AcAx)

281 Her brother came too.
Posted by: Miklos, with ONT phrasing at A

which is why she has kids and that stuff on her chin

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2019 07:52 PM (MTjB1)

282 What is it about people that want to join the club so bad, then the first thing they want to CHANGE it.

I'm sure I butchered it but you get the gist.
Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 07:51 PM (OE84+)

Sure we will dig up the gold course and put in a pool but we will allow black folks

Posted by: somali refugee at April 15, 2019 07:52 PM (JFO2v)

283 Some pics of inside Notre Dame. Doesn't look as bad as I thought it would...

https://tinyurl.com/y4nwy2e5

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 07:53 PM (cF8AT)

284 How long 'til AOC and Ilhad take Nancy out for a fishing trip, Fredo-style?

More likely the other way around. I wouldn't be shocked to learn Pelosi has some Mafia connections from back in Baltimore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 07:53 PM (pA4nI)

285
... the freshman congresswomen are "ignored" when they speak up about issues that are important to them.

You are ignored because you are ignoramuses. QED

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 15, 2019 07:53 PM (pNxlR)

286 https://youtu.be/SuiiF5h-_KY
Another feed of Notre Dame
Really looking like fire is out or all but.

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2019 07:53 PM (BbGew)

287
And then there's Ayanna Pressley. Somebody send out a search party, has anyone seen or heard from her since she was sworn in?
Posted by: JuJuBee

She's all shook up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

288 >>>The only thing Nanny Pelosi is good for is a little spin around in the motor boat.<<<

She's the bukkake queen of Foggy Bottom.

Posted by: Crusty Bernie at April 15, 2019 07:53 PM (LuPts)

289 Maybe Nancy Pelosi should ask Joey Bidet to help Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 15, 2019 07:54 PM (uYZSX)

290 I'm going out on a limb here, but I think that Ace isn't buying this bullshit.

Posted by: fluffy at April 15, 2019 07:54 PM (82/N8)

291 "But I AM a Culturalist.
I believe the culture of the US is superior to all others, as shown by our rise of wealth, and power. "

I think our Constitution is what created this culture but we are way far away from that now.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:54 PM (UdKB7)

292 Trump should move all the illegals in the state of Texas to California. Heck, just tell them the bus ride if free and about all the free social benefits they will get in San Fransico and Los Angelas. Tell them some of them might be lucky enough to meet a famous American actor or actress at their destination.

They will line up without even having to catch them.

Posted by: William Eaton at April 15, 2019 07:54 PM (MuTTO)

293 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 07:51 PM (pA4nI)

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Preliterate African deists who hunt albinos for the magic gold in their skulls are far superior to Islam, and I ain't halfway kidding about that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 07:54 PM (5aX2M)

294 Bro Fo Omar is just a terrorist sympathizer.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 15, 2019 07:55 PM (1g7ch)

295 >>And then there's Ayanna Pressley. Somebody send out a search party, has anyone seen or heard from her since she was sworn in?

She was the primary person behind the bill to reduce voting age to 16.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 07:55 PM (W+vEI)

296 The only thing Nanny Pelosi is good for is a little spin around in the motor boat.

She's the bukkake queen of Foggy Bottom.
Posted by: Crusty Bernie at A

these days she is gokkun and irrumatio

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2019 07:55 PM (MTjB1)

297 Trump should tweet out "Two thousand pounds! Two thousand pounds!"
Then Nancy's idiocy that "his words mean a ton" would make sense.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2019 07:55 PM (l9m7l)

298 which is why she has kids and that stuff on her chin
Posted by: yankeefifth

Merci!

Posted by: Miklos, with ONT glass filling and raising at April 15, 2019 07:55 PM (zCyNd)

299 Mecca, to Qartar, to Tehran one run.

Posted by: Jacques de Molay at April 15, 2019 07:55 PM (Hwt6E)

300 252 Omar came to this country in 1992.
She sponsored 228 bills in the Minnesota Legislature.

I love how 5 minute Americans know everything that needs to be fixed. It would almost make sense if she rejected everything from her shithole culture, but no, we're the problem.

Posted by: x at April 15, 2019 07:55 PM (nFwvY)

301 They're still singing (hymns?) outside Notre Dame.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at April 15, 2019 07:55 PM (wA4OO)

302 And then there's Ayanna Pressley. Somebody send out a search party, has anyone seen or heard from her since she was sworn in?
Posted by: JuJuBee

She's all shook up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

Need to send a Hound Dog?

Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 07:56 PM (NgKpN)

303 Let the left keep self destructing. Get out of the way, watch, and smle

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2019 07:56 PM (Y+V3r)

304 PDT would maybe comment of a old thread and ban himself. LOL

Posted by: JAS at April 15, 2019 07:56 PM (KOCKb)

305 Merci!
Posted by: Miklos, with ONT glass filling and raising at A

that is how the game is played, set, spike. nice set.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2019 07:56 PM (MTjB1)

306 "not all cultures are equally valid."

Nope. There's My Culture and then everybody else's.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:56 PM (UdKB7)

307 Charles Martel, where are you now that we need you?

Posted by: vivi at April 15, 2019 07:56 PM (11H2y)

308 279 53 I'm tired of being the bad guy for not being all diverse and shit. If I don't like your "culture" there is no reason I have to accept it. It has nothing to do with your skin color or gender. You just have imho a shitty "culture" and I don't care to have anything to do with it.
Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

And just for the record, not all cultures are equally valid. Western and Asian cultures are wildly superior to hers.

----------

but the point is that, gee only "we" can be racist. Even though every country on earth is filled with different races. And they sure as fuck are racist towards outsiders and towards whatever group is a small minority in their own nation.

The point being, who the fuck cares that someone who knowingly moves here from a country in which they're a "majority"? Yeah, you're a minority, I guess. But most americans have no idea who you are. We're compensating for the slaves, who when you think about it, have been here for as long as the WASPiest WASPS who signed the declaration.

You? You're just an ingrate.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 15, 2019 07:56 PM (9AcAx)

309 freshman congresswomen are "ignored" when they speak up about issues that are important to them.
"They put us in photos when they want to show our party is diverse," she tweeted Saturday.

"However, when we ask to be at the table, or speak up about issues that impact who we are, what we fight for & why we ran in the first place, we are ignored," she continued

If they are being ignored, then how is it I'm always hearing about it when they speak up?

Posted by: Emmie at April 15, 2019 07:56 PM (4HMW8)

310 Any idea how many REAL threats Trump gets? These people need to grow and/or shut the fuck up.

Posted by: ... at April 15, 2019 07:57 PM (uEbPt)

311 297 Trump should tweet out "Two thousand pounds! Two thousand pounds!"
Then Nancy's idiocy that "his words mean a ton" would make sense.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 15, 2019 07:55 PM (l9m7l)

But yes, his words do mean a METRIC FUCKTON!

Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 07:57 PM (NgKpN)

312 The latest vintage from Pelosi Vineyards is called -Delusion.

I'm in control, I'm in control .

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2019 07:57 PM (wN7fp)

313 Diplomad 2.0 on Sunday's column told the story how Jug Ears opened up a illegals facility on a nice little Republican town in California.

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2019 07:57 PM (BbGew)

314 301
They're still singing (hymns?) outside Notre Dame.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian

Good for them. Maybe there's still hope for France.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 07:57 PM (T6t7i)

315 What Omar said about 9/11, in a public setting, is pretty much the definition of "Dangerous Incitement "

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 15, 2019 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

316 Nancy Pelosi said we guys should motorboat her.

Turned out we needed a submarine tender.

Posted by: San Fran Naval District at April 15, 2019 07:58 PM (zCyNd)

317 freshman congresswomen are "ignored" when they speak up about issues that are important to them.
"They put us in photos when they want to show our party is diverse," she tweeted Saturday.

"However, when we ask to be at the table, or speak up about issues that impact who we are, what we fight for & why we ran in the first place, we are ignored," she continued

If they are being ignored, then how is it I'm always hearing about it when they speak up?
Posted by: Emmie at A

you know, in fairness, no one is denying them a seat at the table, it is just that there is no reason to invite them to sit at the table until they have finished serving the food.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2019 07:58 PM (MTjB1)

318 Re Notre Dame, I just read there's a billionaire (no idea who) who's already promised to donate a ton of money to help rebuild.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 07:58 PM (miE9U)

319 Sure we will dig up the gold course and put in a pool but we will allow black folks
Posted by: somali refugee at April 15, 2019 07:52 PM (JFO2v)

What about pigs and alcohol?

Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 07:59 PM (OE84+)

320 I'd love some amps or cocaine right now and go out tonight looking for some fights.

Posted by: literally serious at April 15, 2019 07:59 PM (S4XGD)

321 Re Notre Dame, I just read there's a billionaire (no idea who) who's already promised to donate a ton of money to help rebuild.
Posted by: qdpsteve at A

billion is not going to be enough to rebuild that.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 15, 2019 07:59 PM (MTjB1)

322 I am amazed that the President of France has to say he is concerned about Catholics, the whole fcking country, except the muzzies, is Catholic.

PC gone nuts..

Posted by: Kemp at April 15, 2019 07:59 PM (zk6/k)

323 And then there's Ayanna Pressley. Somebody send out a search party, has anyone seen or heard from her since she was sworn in?
Posted by: JuJuBee

She's all shook up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

Need to send a Hound Dog?
Posted by: Don Q

Your shoes match my blue suede hat!

Posted by: Rrp. Frederica Wilson (D-Florida Woman) at April 15, 2019 08:00 PM (zCyNd)

324 I'm in control, I'm in control .
Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2019 07:57 PM (wN7fp)

--------

She's trapped like a rat by her own Party and is too old to figure it out or accept it. It's only a matter of time until she and her cronies are swept aside.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 08:00 PM (5aX2M)

325 It's almost like they keep forgetting Trump always punches back twice as hard.

Posted by: Max Power at April 15, 2019 08:00 PM (q177U)

326 Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 07:53 PM (cF8AT)

Looks like the front of the nave, from the bell towers, survived, but I bet the about halfway to the altar and back it is a wreck. Hopefully the major damage was up high at the roof.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2019 08:00 PM (MIvvh)

327

Arizona Bi-twat SinEnema is MIA since her whoreboots debut in the Chamber...

Posted by: M K Ultra at April 15, 2019 08:00 PM (UFLLM)

328 Yes, yes. This is going just how we planned. When President McMullin hears about this, he will surely bow to Omar, Tlaib, Pelosi and AOC, apologizing to them and giving them the entire store. In the meantime, voters everywhere will lose all possible respect for Republicans because they are being lead by a weak-kneed, jelly-spined fool.

Posted by: Excerpt from the movie "Downfall" at April 15, 2019 08:00 PM (uEbPt)

329
Some pics of inside Notre Dame. Doesn't look as bad as I thought it would...

https://tinyurl.com/y4nwy2e5

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 07:53 PM (cF8AT)

And The Beast and Barry post pictures of themselves. Because of course.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

330 'billion is not going to be enough to rebuild that.'

You could put a big dome over it and add some minarets for a billion.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 08:01 PM (UdKB7)

331 318
Re Notre Dame, I just read there's a billionaire (no idea who) who's already promised to donate a ton of money to help rebuild.

Do they get naming rights? I'm thinking Bezos Basilica.

Posted by: pep at April 15, 2019 08:01 PM (T6t7i)

332 Diplomad 2.0 on Sunday's column told the story how Jug Ears opened up a illegals facility on a nice little Republican town in California.
Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2019 07:57 PM (BbGew)

Little late for you, isn't it?

Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 08:01 PM (OE84+)

333 Nood.

Posted by: Downcast at April 15, 2019 08:01 PM (2p/I6)

334 As I remember Europe took a lot of sh*t before they formed the Crusaders.

There is a camel and there will be a straw.

Posted by: Breto the barnyard dog at April 15, 2019 08:02 PM (Hwt6E)

335 The Bulwark's Molly Jong-Fast accuses Ben Shapiro of trying to politicize the Notre Dame cathedral fire.
@BenShapiro
If we wish to uphold the beauty and profundity of the Notre Dame cathedral, that means re-familiarizing ourselves with the philosophy and religious principles that built it.

Seriously WTF is wrong with her. The Bulwark is pushing a Republican challenger to challenge Trump, but they have gone so far left that they are a laughingstock.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 08:02 PM (RBOtF)

336 She's trapped like a rat by her own Party and is too old to figure it out or accept it. It's only a matter of time until she and her cronies are swept aside.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 08:00 PM (5aX2M)

Speaking of France..what ever happened to the giollotine?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 15, 2019 08:02 PM (Y+V3r)

337 Nood. Weld.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 15, 2019 08:02 PM (hv/hU)

338 NGU, I caught your comment about the pali's and the Holy sites.

I would , and then I would and then I would do it again.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 15, 2019 08:04 PM (wN7fp)

339 "Soros Chapel at Notre Dame"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 08:04 PM (5aX2M)

340 This was just posted at FB.

A 1978 sketch of Notre Dame by... Charles Schulz, when he and his wife were visiting Paris.

https://tinyurl.com/y66zrks8

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 15, 2019 08:04 PM (miE9U)

341 Trump should just tweet out the coordinated talking points from the Dems each day.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 08:05 PM (RBOtF)

342 The Bulwark's Molly Jong-Fast accuses Ben Shapiro of trying to politicize the Notre Dame cathedral fire.
@BenShapiro
If we wish to uphold the beauty and profundity of the Notre Dame cathedral, that means re-familiarizing ourselves with the philosophy and religious principles that built it.

Seriously WTF is wrong with her. The Bulwark is pushing a Republican challenger to challenge Trump, but they have gone so far left that they are a laughingstock.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 08:02 PM (RBOtF)

Naw.

He politicized it. Just not with this particular tweet.

Posted by: golfman at April 15, 2019 08:05 PM (OE84+)

343 >>>And then there's Ayanna Pressley. Somebody send out a search party, has anyone seen or heard from her since she was sworn in?
Posted by: JuJuBee

She's all shook up.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

Need to send a Hound Dog?
Posted by: Don Q

Your shoes match my blue suede hat!

Posted by: Rrp. Frederica Wilson (D-Florida Woman)<<<

We'll still all be here, - Down in the Ghetto.

Posted by: Crusty Bernie at April 15, 2019 08:05 PM (LuPts)

344 This disgusting sandwhore should bow-down and kiss the ground of this nation every fucking day that she happened to have landed here.

She can take her vitriol about "fighting for equal opportunity" and all such bullshit and shut the fuck up. We don't need the suggestions of a functionally illiterate savage to "improve" our society, thanks for nothing.

Your "love" for America amounts to the same sort of "Baby I love everything about you which is why I'm gonna fundamentally transform you" horseshit that the milk-chocolate messiah got-away with for 8-years. No more. Done.

Do us all a favor and go back to the shithole you came from. Go "fix" them. We're doing just fine here.

Posted by: DocJ at April 15, 2019 08:06 PM (fF3XF)

345 >>And then there's Ayanna Pressley. Somebody send out a search party, has anyone seen or heard from her since she was sworn in?
Posted by: JuJuBee

Trust me, she's just as loony and anti-American as the rest of the El Shabbob caucus. But she has the experience of a 3-term at-large Boston City Counselor to tell her there is a time to talk and another time to shut your overfed pie-hole. She's waiting for the other nutcases to flame-out, building some cred, and taking names. She's a commie, but she's a whole lot smarter than the others.

Watch out for her.

Posted by: DocJ at April 15, 2019 08:08 PM (fF3XF)

346 Jeopardy spoiler
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the winning continues
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Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2019 08:09 PM (Dh1wo)

347 Someone posted this a tread or two ago, doesn't look like much was saved, and consider tons of water has been poured onto it.
http://tinyurl.com/y6k67efd

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2019 08:12 PM (BbGew)

348 Are "sandwhores" characters in Dune ??

Posted by: andycanuck at April 15, 2019 08:12 PM (Dh1wo)

349 Get out of the way dopey!

Posted by: Crocodile Dundee at April 15, 2019 08:15 PM (LuPts)

350 People pointing out that they want to control and ultimately shut down any discussion of 9/11 are spot on. We didn't learn the right lesson that day, and they are terrified that there is a chance we might learn it still.

Posted by: Max Power at April 15, 2019 08:20 PM (q177U)

351 "However, when we ask to be at the table, or speak up about issues that impact who we are, what we fight for & why we ran in the first place, we are ignored," she continued

My estimate of the judgment of Congressmen just went up a bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 08:21 PM (pA4nI)

352 This is what happens when you remove the concept of "fighting words", imho.

Posted by: GWB at April 15, 2019 08:22 PM (R1Qer)

353 My estimate of the judgment of Congressmen just went up a bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 15, 2019 08:21 PM (pA4nI)

Heh. So true.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, no recent arrests at April 15, 2019 08:39 PM (XlbwU)

354 So... anyone up for reforming the Knights Templar?

****
They still exist

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 15, 2019 08:52 PM (h1jJh)

355 Notice that they all have slits between their legs, to go with the cracks in their heads.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at April 15, 2019 09:26 PM (xZjSg)

356 >>Nancy Pelosi Demands That Twitter... Delete a Donald Trump Tweet

Really?
Or she shrieks that Trump should delete it?

Posted by: m at April 16, 2019 12:17 AM (5AuVV)

357 Someone ought to do something to the crazed Muslim and her supporters, sometime. After all isn't that what she said? Good for the goose.

By the way her daddy was a commissar for the commies in Somalia-explains that unique blend of Muslim and Marxism doesn't it.

She needs to go. And all her tribe.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at April 16, 2019 01:37 AM (nRj4F)

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