CNN's Preferred Candidate for President Michael Avenatti Allegedly Funded His Auto Racing Team with Embezzled Money

Via Instapundit, this new excess:

What you may not have known was that Avenatti co-owned and raced for GB Autosport, and even raced at Le Mans in 2015. A new grand jury indictment alleges that his motorsport activity was paid for with extremely ill gotten gains.

What kind of psychopath funds his lavish lifestyle on criminally-gotten money and then seeks even more scrutiny?

Well, I'll tell you what kind of psychopath does that: A psychopath. Psychopaths are notorious for taking risks with no regard for the consequences.

Free Beacon put together a supercut of leftwing media hacks, Democrats, and Never Trumpers (but I repeat myself thrice) praising Michael Avenatti as a very good potential president.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:01 PM




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1 Sponge!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 15, 2019 06:02 PM (oVJmc)

2 First!

Posted by: Inogame at April 15, 2019 06:02 PM (kAHZx)

3 Damn

Posted by: Inogame at April 15, 2019 06:02 PM (kAHZx)

4 Presidential Timbre.

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2019 06:02 PM (EK+Pw)

5 He could have been better than me.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at April 15, 2019 06:03 PM (EgshT)

6 That video caused a SMUG alert here

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2019 06:03 PM (JFO2v)

7 I smell a remake of American Psycho!!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 06:04 PM (bcbK8)

8 He's a sleazy porn lawyer. They seriously expected anything else?

At some point, I will stop giggling.

Really.

I promise!

Posted by: Dianna at April 15, 2019 06:04 PM (EeHel)

9 It is going to be so much fun watching him carted off to Club Fed. (he deserves worse, but I'll settle for that) And I think it's been noticed now that the LA charges are in fact a slam dunk for a long prison term.

I suppose this whole episode just illustrates how monumentally BAD the Democrat's judgment is on just about everything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2019 06:04 PM (Kpl3J)

10 Well, thieves need a good wheel man.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 06:04 PM (+y/Ru)

11 If only he had been born a Kenyan...

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at April 15, 2019 06:04 PM (EgshT)

12 Well, at least he didn't spend it on something frivolous.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 15, 2019 06:05 PM (oVJmc)

13 I suppose this whole episode just illustrates how monumentally BAD the Democrat's judgment is on just about everything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 15, 2019 06:04 PM (Kpl3J)

Evil doth, oftimes, evil mar

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 06:05 PM (bcbK8)

14 It's jaloppoop, so no clickey. Gawker website, with attendant idiocy.

Story stands, though. Guy is scum of the earth

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:05 PM (6qErC)

15 I wonder if his brother lives in a hut?

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at April 15, 2019 06:06 PM (EgshT)

16 Presidential Timbre.
Posted by: rd



Of the first water.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 06:06 PM (NLLmE)

17 He always made my skin crawl, but I never paid much attention to him or his skank client. I really noticed him when he started the horrible lie about Kavanaugh going to "gang rape" parties in high school. That was just sick. And evil.

Posted by: jmel at April 15, 2019 06:06 PM (OeWgo)

18 Also top 20.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 06:06 PM (NLLmE)

19 Who would ever have thought that guy is so sleazy?

Posted by: steevy at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (BXMxN)

20 Why are you haters distracting with this story, when the real news is that Trump caused the Notre Dame Cathedral fire by withdrawing from the Paris Climate Accord, causing runaway global warming in Paris that ignited the timbers!

Posted by: AOC at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (owUs9)

21 He seemed like such an upstanding guy.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (gC2IV)

22 He'll get life.

Posted by: Ha at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (92FDx)

23 Michael Avenatti perfectly represents the morality and vision of the new Democrat Party.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (sy5kK)

24 19 Who would ever have thought that guy is so sleazy?
Posted by: steevy


duh, he's a lawyer?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (d7Ww2)

25 Presidential Tiiiiiiiimmmmber !

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (CDGwz)

26 It's as though our betters naturally gravitate to evil.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 06:08 PM (NLLmE)

27 The only way I'd be ok with the bar associations as a professional cartel is if they screened for sociopathy.

Guess what?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2019 06:08 PM (uAgHA)

28 It's as though our betters naturally gravitate to evil."

Stupid is as stupid does...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:08 PM (6qErC)

29 What kind of psychopath funds his lavish lifestyle on criminally-gotten money and then seeks even more scrutiny?

That's the part I don't get.

Had he not exposed himself to Trump, his scams would likely to still be going on smoothly. At least for a while longer.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 06:08 PM (Urdq9)

30 24 19 Who would ever have thought that guy is so sleazy?
Posted by: steevy


duh, he's a lawyer?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (d7Ww2)

Paging Insomniac, Insomniac to the Discipline room...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 06:08 PM (bcbK8)

31 this guy has went through a lot of shovels. Sociopath for sure

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 15, 2019 06:08 PM (M+Lyo)

32 Send that homie some soap on a rope.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2019 06:08 PM (+4/lE)

33 Has there been anyone who has gone after Trump who hasn't wound up shooting themselves in the Face?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 15, 2019 06:09 PM (gC2IV)

34 OT :

The man that threw the five year old from the third floor of the Minnesota Mall of America admitted he came to the mall the day before to murder someone, but it didnot work out.

He is charged with attempted first degree murder and is being held on a $2 million dollar bond.

He came back the next day and accosted the five year old and his mother.

The guy is a violent crazy person.

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2019 06:09 PM (EK+Pw)

35 It's as though our betters naturally gravitate to evil.

Gravitate to? They originate there.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 15, 2019 06:09 PM (lD3vL)

36 Creepy Porn Lawyer was a good start at a description of Avenatti, but it would truly need a Shakespeare to do justice to the man's iniquities.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 15, 2019 06:09 PM (MIvvh)

37 That video of the Avenatti ass licking was laugh out loud funny.

Joy Behar should go on a National apology tour. They all should.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2019 06:09 PM (jUVms)

38 the Avenatti Cult ... but it is really just a cult of people Addicted to their TDS, and need whatever fix they can get, from those expressing like hate.


you're gonna have to face it your addicted to ... hate. New song for them ... but without the pretty women Robert Palmer has.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2019 06:09 PM (Cus5s)

39 32 Send that homie some soap on a rope.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2019 06:08 PM (+4/lE)

You're too nice.

Send him anal lube. With glass in it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 06:09 PM (bcbK8)

40 Comeuppance, meet sleazy, narcissistic shyster. Sleazy, narcissistic shyster, meet comeuppance. His downfall couldn't happen to a more deserving pud.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 15, 2019 06:09 PM (JoUsr)

41 Creepy Porn Lawyer reads better on the chevron than Psycho ...

People might think he was going to direct a reboot or someit.

Posted by: Adriane the Toemaytoe Tamatoe Critic ... at April 15, 2019 06:09 PM (LPnfS)

42 They want a left wing version of Trump, but just can't admit it. Although, if you're for Bernie Sanders you've checked a lot of boxes including the bad hair as well as the loud obnoxious bravado.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at April 15, 2019 06:10 PM (NjJUT)

43 What kind of psychopath funds his lavish lifestyle on criminally-gotten money and then seeks even more scrutiny?

Well, I'll tell you what kind of psychopath does that: A psychopath. Psychopaths are notorious for taking risks with no regard for the consequences.


Also, people who are sure they won't be looked at because of a symbiotic relationship with the US press. If the Kavanaugh and Stormy stuff had gone the other way, the investigations would have been suspended, the prosecutions canceled, the civil claims handled by hidden financiers and the press would have been mum on all of it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2019 06:10 PM (I2dne)

44 30 24 19 Who would ever have thought that guy is so sleazy?
Posted by: steevy


duh, he's a lawyer?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (d7Ww2)

Paging Insomniac, Insomniac to the Discipline room...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo


Mark!

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:10 PM (d7Ww2)

45 Avenatti is emblematic of the inherent appeal that those who lack integrity and character have for the Left/Progs/Liberals/Dems.

The list is long.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2019 06:10 PM (CDGwz)

46 20 Why are you haters distracting with this story, when the real news is that Trump caused the Notre Dame Cathedral fire by withdrawing from the Paris Climate Accord, causing runaway global warming in Paris that ignited the timbers!
Posted by: AOC at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM
==========

LOL. That was good.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at April 15, 2019 06:10 PM (xptlg)

47 It is almost tawdry to mention this fucker on the same day of the burning of Notre Dame, but it is quite newsworthy. This despicable shyster flagrantly called a Supreme Court nominee a teenage gangraper (?!) and nearly got away with it.

It was a huge lie, but now the bills are coming due.

Posted by: trev006 at April 15, 2019 06:10 PM (6n54H)

48 Avenatti is the perfect Dem candidate for prez. I agree with all those lefty msm hosebags.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 15, 2019 06:10 PM (r+sAi)

49 duh, he's a lawyer?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (d7Ww2)

You're gonna get spanked by Insom for that one.

My guess is you'll like it.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 06:11 PM (Urdq9)

50 44 30 24 19 Who would ever have thought that guy is so sleazy?
Posted by: steevy


duh, he's a lawyer?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (d7Ww2)

Paging Insomniac, Insomniac to the Discipline room...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo


Mark!
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:10 PM (d7Ww2)

You're the one talking smack about your boyfriend. Just fair he gets in his wacks too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 06:11 PM (bcbK8)

51 30 24 19 Who would ever have thought that guy is so sleazy?
Posted by: steevy

----

I'm sure you were being funny but isn't the hilarity over this due to the fact that everyone besides the fools on the left thought Avenatti was a sleazy creep?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2019 06:11 PM (jUVms)

52 He's just too creepy to be a race car driver.

Posted by: Dick Trickle at April 15, 2019 06:11 PM (w2R3w)

53 49 duh, he's a lawyer?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (d7Ww2)

You're gonna get spanked by Insom for that one.

My guess is you'll like it.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 06:11 PM (Urdq9)

@nurse

See?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 06:11 PM (bcbK8)

54 It is almost tawdry to mention this fucker on the same day of the burning of Notre Dame, but it is quite newsworthy. This despicable shyster flagrantly called a Supreme Court nominee a teenage gangraper (?!) and nearly got away with it.

It was a huge lie, but now the bills are coming due.
Posted by: trev006 at April 15, 2019 06:10 PM (6n54H)
+++++++++++++
There is no way to bring up Avenatti without it being tawdry. Any greater context can only act as a modifier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 15, 2019 06:11 PM (I2dne)

55 Pro tip for Avenatti. In prison your mouth is also currency.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2019 06:12 PM (+4/lE)

56 Even in prisons, there are certain crimes that are considered beyond the pale. Pedophilia is the most common, but I'm guessing an attorney stealing money from cripples will come close. Creepy Porn Lawyer will have a rough time in a prison.

Posted by: Grimaldi at April 15, 2019 06:12 PM (owUs9)

57 Also this guy gives bald men a bad name.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 06:12 PM (bcbK8)

58 So some guy did something, lets move along.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2019 06:12 PM (/tuJf)

59
May the creepy porn shyster reside in a cell block filled with fellow inmates who are also former clients, who did not receive the best possible service...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ)

60 Send that homie some soap on a rope.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2019 06:08 PM (+4/lE)

You're too nice.

Send him anal lube. With glass in it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 15, 2019 06:09 PM (bcbK


#10 grit

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 15, 2019 06:12 PM (1g7ch)

61 My guess is you'll like it.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy


Your point?

Posted by: Zoot at April 15, 2019 06:12 PM (LPnfS)

62 I do believe that we can partially thank Avenatti, and the Press, for pushing the Trump approval number over 50%, IIRC 53% according to Rasmussen last week.


Thanks, Mike!

Posted by: President Donald J Trump fans at April 15, 2019 06:12 PM (sy5kK)

63 Can I get a chance of venue to....ah...Chicago?

Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at April 15, 2019 06:12 PM (ezuL4)

64 55 Pro tip for Avenatti. In prison your mouth is also currency.
Posted by: Marcus T at April 15, 2019 06:12 PM (+4/lE)



And prone at all times to "hyper inflation," shall we say...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2019 06:13 PM (zBaqJ)

65 He's just too creepy to be a race car driver.
Posted by: Dick Trickle at April 15, 2019 06:11 PM (w2R3w)

Thread winner. And the ref dates to when Olbermann wasn't insane to boot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2019 06:13 PM (3RKQd)

66 Avenatti is the perfect Dem candidate for prez. I agree with all those lefty msm hosebags.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk



Well...yeah.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 06:13 PM (NLLmE)

67 Who would ever have thought that guy is so sleazy?
Posted by: steevy


duh, he's a lawyer?
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:07 PM (d7Ww2)

Paging Insomniac, Insomniac to the Discipline room...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo


Mark!
Posted by: nurse ratched
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John Edwards was Avenatti Lite, but had the same aura of sleaze about him. I was astonished that he attracted followers. My faith in Democrats, and by that, I mean the ordinary street Democrat, who lives down the street, is completely lost at this point.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2019 06:13 PM (CDGwz)

68 If it weren't for you meddling kids

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2019 06:13 PM (cCcDY)

69 My guess is you'll like it.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 06:11 PM (Urdq9)

@nurse

See?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo


well, duh, of course I'll like it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:14 PM (d7Ww2)

70 Liz McDonald should never have been given her own show. She's terrible.

She'll read a news story and then say to her guest, "What's your opinion on that?" or "What do you have to say to that?"

Every.single.time.

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

71 The man that threw the five year old "

That sad tale disappeared from the MSM rather quickly.

*puzzled look, like Shih Tzu*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:14 PM (6qErC)

72 So lemme get this straight - you're on the hook for several lawsuits against former partners and the government for all the money you shorted them. You also have several undiscovered crimes that you've perpetrated to the tune of millions of dollars in ill-gotten gain. There are numerous violations of professional ethics attached to those frauds.

So, you lay low, right?

Nah.

You begin a frivolous lawsuit for the purpose of discrediting the freaking President of the United States, attempt another one to discredit a Supreme Court nominee, and you do it in as ugly and public manner as you can, while engendering the wrath of the President's opponents by embarrassing them and challenging them for their nomination.

I'm amazed that someone this stupid graduated law school. Amazed. I know attorneys aren't as smart as people give them credit for, but yeesh... this guy is special.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 06:14 PM (AzW6q)

73 The guy in MN that threw the child over the third floor rail

was a Somali refugee

because OF COURSE he was

oh and in similar news-the-press-hides, I did confirm that that SICK "woman" who helped "her" boyfriend rape and murder a young foster child in her care - is actually a male. AMAZING how that's been hidden! Just frankly amazing.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 15, 2019 06:14 PM (Rarvo)

74 If they couldn't recognize the sleaze pouring off of CPL, I can't expect them to see it dripping off of Hillary ,Bill, Obama and the rest of the sleaze factory known as the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 15, 2019 06:14 PM (2DOZq)

75 There's only one good lawyer......mine!

Posted by: Pete Seria at April 15, 2019 06:15 PM (7ZQe3)

76 He's just too creepy to be a race car driver.
Posted by: Dick Trickle
---------

ISWYDT

But you make a point, the best (or at least most admired) racers, are usually also good people.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2019 06:15 PM (CDGwz)

77

Former Gov. Bill Weld announces he is challenging President Trump for the 2020 GOP nomination

Tapper: "Do you really think you can defeat him?"

Weld: "I do. I've done it before."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 06:15 PM (aKsyK)

78 My faith in Democrats, and by that, I mean the ordinary street Democrat, who lives down the street, is completely lost at this point.

they LOVE sleazoids

love em

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 15, 2019 06:15 PM (Rarvo)

79 oh and in similar news-the-press-hides, I did confirm that that SICK "woman" who helped "her" boyfriend rape and murder a young foster child in her care - is actually a male. AMAZING how that's been hidden! Just frankly amazing.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 15, 2019 06:14 PM (Rarvo)

who was this?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 15, 2019 06:16 PM (dm05u)

80 My ears were burning.

*scrolls through comments*

Somebody's been a very naughty nurse. Very naughty indeed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:16 PM (NWiLs)

81 CPL/Jussie '20.....the leadership we deserve

Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2019 06:16 PM (ykq7q)

82 baby shark
do do do do do do do

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:16 PM (d7Ww2)

83 If they couldn't recognize the sleaze pouring off of CPL, I can't expect them to see it dripping off of Hillary ,Bill, Obama and the rest of the sleaze factory known as the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
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Political considerations have come to override all other judgement. It's astonishing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2019 06:16 PM (xSo9G)

84 15 I wonder if his brother lives in a hut?
______________

He does now.

He used to have a house, but I stole it from him and sold it to pay for hookers and blow.

Vote for me for president in 2020! Restore Integrity to the White House!

Posted by: CPL at April 15, 2019 06:16 PM (fqUgw)

85 , I mean the ordinary street Democrat, who lives down the street, is completely lost at this point

It's all about killing babies, gotta keep the blood sacrifice flowing

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2019 06:17 PM (cCcDY)

86 San Francisco Maps Human Feces on City Streets....

-
He's not a street cleaner; he's a street monitor.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 15, 2019 06:17 PM (+y/Ru)

87 The man that threw the five year old "

That sad tale disappeared from the MSM rather quickly.

*puzzled look, like Shih Tzu*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:14 PM (6qErC)

Have you seen his picture?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 06:17 PM (Urdq9)

88 I'm amazed that someone this stupid graduated law school. Amazed. I know attorneys aren't as smart as people give them credit for, but yeesh... this guy is special.

May I direct your attention to the nearest legislating body?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 15, 2019 06:17 PM (lD3vL)

89 71 The man that threw the five year old "

That sad tale disappeared from the MSM rather quickly.

*puzzled look, like Shih Tzu*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:14 PM (6qErC)



Black on White hate crime does not exist, per the Left media. :-P

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:18 PM (ujg0T)

90 Aviantay also has NXVIM connections.

Posted by: kallisto at April 15, 2019 06:18 PM (OxYQ1)

91 Have you seen his picture?"

Took some time, as it had mysteriously disappeared from front pages.

Odd, no?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:18 PM (6qErC)

92 What do you call a lawyer at the bottom of the ocean?

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2019 06:18 PM (88xKn)

93 #BASTArd

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 06:19 PM (AzW6q)

94 vmom, sorry that story (about the murder and torture of a foster child) was local to me here in Pennsylvania


HORRIBLE

do NOT look it up. the tranny worked for CPS, and was given foster children to steal money from the system (while enjoying raping them) despite a LOT of dirty laundry (including it's former male partner being charged with sexually assaulting them in the past). what happened to the last poor little girl is beyond awful. just trust me - don't read about it.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 15, 2019 06:19 PM (Rarvo)

95 Holy shit, Meghan McTraitorSpawn looks gigantic in that last shot.

Like the Blob.

Posted by: spindrift at April 15, 2019 06:19 PM (j4Q4b)

96 What do you call a lawyer at the bottom of the ocean?

Posted by: dantesed


Rejected chum.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2019 06:19 PM (uAgHA)

97 San Francisco Maps Human Feces on City Streets....

-
He's not a street cleaner; he's a street monitor.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Poogle Street View?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2019 06:20 PM (xSo9G)

98 96 What do you call a lawyer at the bottom of the ocean?

Posted by: dantesed

Rejected chum.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


crab bait?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)

99 I won the bronze in the child toss

Posted by: Hood Rat Olympics at April 15, 2019 06:20 PM (cCxiu)

100 26 It's as though our betters naturally gravitate to evil.
Posted by: eleven

Sure looks that way.

Posted by: Dianna at April 15, 2019 06:20 PM (EeHel)

101 92 What do you call a lawyer at the bottom of the ocean?

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2019 06:18 PM (88xKn)

It's 1000 lawyers and the punch line is "a good start."

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:20 PM (NWiLs)

102 looks gigantic in that last shot."

Someone had linkage the other day that included Splash's daughter.

She's not lost her way thru the kitchen...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:20 PM (6qErC)

103 What do you call a lawyer at the bottom of the ocean?

whale poop?

Posted by: BignJames at April 15, 2019 06:20 PM (ykq7q)

104 I have an incredible opportunity that will make each and every one of you a millionaire. But first, I need bail money.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at April 15, 2019 06:20 PM (4e+hS)

105 In honor of the Mueller report being released, Seth Meyers will make his Thursday late-night show longer(90 mins) so he can do a sharp analysis of the report.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 06:21 PM (RBOtF)

106 Poogle Street View?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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heh. "Want to take a walk?"

"Sure, but let's Poogle the route first."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2019 06:21 PM (xSo9G)

107 He probably a better Driver than Danica

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at April 15, 2019 06:21 PM (dKiJG)

108 Weld: "I do. I've done it before."

So, Weld has dementia. Glad we got that out of the way.

Oh and Bill--we know you are only doing this to draw a salary from your campaign. Anyone that gives to this grifter is an idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2019 06:21 PM (3RKQd)

109 But first, I need bail money.
Posted by: Michael Avenatti"

No problem. Here's an email from some Nigerian royalty...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:21 PM (6qErC)

110 Jeb Bush oldest son George P, who identifies as Latino is going to resurrect his family legacy, per Drudge.

OFFS what has to be done to make these people go AWAY?!

Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2019 06:22 PM (fnWQo)

111 Is cajillion a word? Cuz, that's what I'm offering.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at April 15, 2019 06:22 PM (4e+hS)

112 May I direct your attention to the nearest legislating body?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 15, 2019 06:17 PM (lD3vL)



-----------

Amen.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2019 06:22 PM (jUVms)

113 He probably a better Driver than Danica"

ZING!

*chuckles*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:22 PM (6qErC)

114 72. His buds the Klintoons told him that shit was going to be papered over.

Posted by: kallisto at April 15, 2019 06:22 PM (OxYQ1)

115 The 'Girlfriend' mugshot had a five o'clock shadow. The state should be sued by someone for allowing it to foster/adopt.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 15, 2019 06:22 PM (2DOZq)

116 34 OT :

The man that threw the five year old from the third floor of the Minnesota Mall of America admitted he came to the mall the day before to murder someone, but it didnot work out.

He is charged with attempted first degree murder and is being held on a $2 million dollar bond.

He came back the next day and accosted the five year old and his mother.

The guy is a violent crazy person.
Posted by: rd at April 15, 2019 06:09 PM



*************************"


A poster on the Second City Cop blog claims that he's another piece of shit that had charges waved away by Jussie Smollett's favourite state attorney.

Posted by: Dr Viktor Frankenstein....that's Fronk-en -steen at April 15, 2019 06:22 PM (OFzX4)

117 Somehow, we have to get Avenatti on the ballot.

As a Democrat, of course.

Posted by: Miklos, Project Chaos II Associate Trainee at April 15, 2019 06:22 PM (zCyNd)

118

So, Michael Avenatti overdoses on MDMA at a CNN party and finds himself in Hell.

The Devil asks "How did you keep yourself so young? You look less than half your age!"

Avenatti says "What do you mean? I'm only 48."

The Devil replies "Hmmmm... there must be a clerical error. According to your billables, you're 102."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 06:23 PM (AzW6q)

119 92 What do you call a lawyer at the bottom of the ocean?

Posted by: dantesed at April 15, 2019 06:18 PM (88xKn)

isopod food

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2019 06:23 PM (JFO2v)

120 Weld: "I do. I've done it before."

Que?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:23 PM (6qErC)

121 What do you have when a lawyer's buried up to his neck in shit?

Not enough shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

122 when on a losing streak, just keep raising the bet, it is the only way to win. Or that seemed to be Avenatti's view ... just keep doubling down ...


except he wasn't playing a game of chance, he was just a crook. maybe he owed the mob? ... or ... just a psychopath made famous by attacking Trump, addicts always need more drug.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2019 06:23 PM (Cus5s)

123 Jeb Bush oldest son George P, who identifies as Latino is going to resurrect his family legacy, per Drudge.

OFFS what has to be done to make these people go AWAY?!
Posted by: Cheribebe


Wikileak their checks from the House/Saud.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 15, 2019 06:23 PM (uAgHA)

124 Avenatti is going to be in prison for a long time.
He is scum.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 06:23 PM (RBOtF)

125 What kind of psychopath funds his lavish lifestyle on criminally-gotten money and then seeks even more scrutiny?

Never seek scrutiny! That is the key.

Posted by: Hillary! at April 15, 2019 06:23 PM (CMq2e)

126 Avenatti : Starbucks new beverage...A Gargoyle in hot water.

Posted by: saf at April 15, 2019 06:23 PM (5IHGB)

127 guys with flashlights up in one of the big cathedral towers now ... I guess the bell didn't crash down.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 15, 2019 06:24 PM (Cus5s)

128 ... and even raced at Le Mans in 2015.

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"Trump just tweeted 'Why was Michael Avenatti racing in a class of pregnant women?' Get it?" -- Witty Ben Shapiro

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 15, 2019 06:24 PM (oJEPl)

129 110 Jeb Bush oldest son George P, who identifies as Latino is going to resurrect his family legacy, per Drudge.

OFFS what has to be done to make these people go AWAY?!
Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2019 06:22 PM (fnWQo)

Oh dear God no. That would be my siren song to get involved.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 15, 2019 06:24 PM (Urdq9)

130 My faith in Democrats, and by that, I mean the ordinary street Democrat

The ones that poop in the street ?

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2019 06:24 PM (2NLdK)

131 110 Jeb Bush oldest son George P, who identifies as Latino is going to resurrect his family legacy, per Drudge.

OFFS what has to be done to make these people go AWAY?!
Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2019 06:22 PM (fnWQo)



I called that some time ago. He is being groomed for 2024. the Globalist Establishment (nee the Eastern Establishment) has their new "golden (brown) boy".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:24 PM (ujg0T)

132 May the creepy porn shyster reside in a cell block filled with fellow inmates who are also former clients, who did not receive the best possible service...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 15, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ

xxxxx

He cheated a disabled black inmate out of $4 million dollars. He better demand administrative segregation. They will have a dozen inmates hoping to make their rep killing a man that cheated an inmate out of his money.

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2019 06:24 PM (EK+Pw)

133 Your point?
Posted by: Zoot at April 15, 2019 06:12 PM


And what comes after?

Posted by: Dingo at April 15, 2019 06:24 PM (mtLNG)

134 Har har. It's all hilarious. Put us all on our knees by a ditch and shoot us in the head. We've all got it coming, right? Just a bunch of thieving, dishonest scumbags up to our eyeballs in misappropriated cash.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (NWiLs)

135 Somehow, we have to get Avenatti on the ballot.

As a Democrat, of course.

Posted by: Miklos
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I acyually know a lawyer who hosted a meet and greet reception/fundraiser for Edwards. When he told me, I was at a complete loss for words.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (CDGwz)

136 'actually'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (CDGwz)

137 guys with flashlights up in one of the big cathedral towers now ... I guess the bell didn't crash down.

Good thing we didn't hear that from the BBC. "Guys with torches?!"

Posted by: t-bird at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (CMq2e)

138 Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 15, 2019 06:19 PM (Rarvo)

Worse than the Albuquerque case? Victoria Martens. Made me physically ill.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (dUJdY)

139 OMG.

"All of my sexual fantasies involve handcuffs."
- Michael Avenatti on The View.

We all saw that, right?

OM*G.

Posted by: Dianna at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (EeHel)

140 he changed his twitter to protected.

he must really be, down in the dumps.

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (Rm2st)

141 Fuck Jeb Bush and the whole damn family.

Sick of these bullshit dynasties.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (jUVms)

142 134 Har har. It's all hilarious. Put us all on our knees by a ditch and shoot us in the head. We've all got it coming, right? Just a bunch of thieving, dishonest scumbags up to our eyeballs in misappropriated cash.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation


oh, lighten up, love. I'll take care of you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 15, 2019 06:26 PM (d7Ww2)

143 73 The guy in MN that threw the child over the third floor rail

was a Somali refugee

because OF COURSE he was
_________________

Who is reporting that? I wondered if he was (because it's Minnesota), but his name (reported as Emmanuel Deshawn Aranda) does not sound Somali. Was he adopted?

Posted by: CPL at April 15, 2019 06:26 PM (fqUgw)

144 #NeverWeld

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 15, 2019 06:26 PM (dNzKv)

145 Har har. It's all hilarious. Put us all on our knees by a ditch and shoot us in the head. We've all got it coming, right? Just a bunch of thieving, dishonest scumbags up to our eyeballs in misappropriated cash.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (NWiLs

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Nah, man. I'm not an attorney-hater.

That said, Avenatti is the walking embodiment of the stereotype, and stories about him just beg for the jokes to come out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 06:26 PM (AzW6q)

146 dunno Insomniac, you seem to have missed class when they were teaching Misappropriating Client Cash 101

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 15, 2019 06:26 PM (dm05u)

147 OMG, that video is funny.
Those lefty-peeps are dead serious!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 06:26 PM (Rxduq)

148 "All of my sexual fantasies involve handcuffs."
- Michael Avenatti on The View.


Pretty sure that you will be introduced to some that don't.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2019 06:27 PM (3RKQd)

149 139 OMG.

"All of my sexual fantasies involve handcuffs."
- Michael Avenatti on The View.

We all saw that, right?

OM*G.
Posted by: Dianna at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (EeHel)

Good news, Mike!

Posted by: josephistan at April 15, 2019 06:27 PM (Izzlo)

150 -
--
Har har. It's all hilarious. Put us all on our knees by a ditch and shoot us in the head. We've all got it coming, right? Just a bunch of thieving, dishonest scumbags up to our eyeballs in misappropriated cash.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM

--------------------

Good, good. The first step to recovery is admitting it.

Posted by: irright at April 15, 2019 06:27 PM (RVcmP)

151 FBN: Prosecutors now saying they don't have the evidence for the human trafficking case that ensnared Robert Kraft at spa in Florida.

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 06:27 PM (cF8AT)

152 Weld really fucks up the open primary states. How are we supposed to turn the tables and vote for a shitty dem now that we actually have to vote in the Republican primary.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 15, 2019 06:27 PM (dNzKv)

153 141 Fuck Jeb Bush and the whole damn family.

Sick of these bullshit dynasties.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (jUVms)



We have had them before: Adams, Roosevelt, Taft, Kennedy, to name four. And even more of them on a state or regional level: Rockefeller, Bayh, Brown, Cuomo....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)

154 "Jeb Bush oldest son George P, who identifies as Latino is going to resurrect his family legacy, per Drudge. "

Is that the one that is friendly with PDJT?
There is one...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 15, 2019 06:28 PM (w7KSn)

155 Fuck Jeb Bush and the whole damn family.
Sick of these bullshit dynasties.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (jUVms)

Yup....don't go in da bushes, someone might grab ya, someone might stab ya.

Whole GD family can go fuck a duck.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 15, 2019 06:28 PM (Z+IKu)

156 Who is reporting that? I wondered if he was (because it's Minnesota), but his name (reported as Emmanuel Deshawn Aranda) does not sound Somali. Was he adopted?
Posted by: CPL at April 15, 2019 06:26 PM (fqUgw)



Hoodrat invents new variation on "The Knockout Game", Left media buries it because of course.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:29 PM (ujg0T)

157 Weld really fucks up the open primary states. How are we supposed to turn the tables and vote for a shitty dem now that we actually have to vote in the Republican primary.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 15, 2019 06:27 PM (dNzKv)

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And you can count on Dems loaning the GOP their vote fraud apparatus where necessary. Not that it'll help, Weld'll go down like McMuffin, but they'll make it as unpleasant as possible.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 06:29 PM (AzW6q)

158 We have had them before: Adams, Roosevelt, Taft, Kennedy, to name four. And even more of them on a state or regional level: Rockefeller, Bayh, Brown, Cuomo....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)

-------

Of course and they're all shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2019 06:29 PM (jUVms)

159 Weld really fucks up the open primary states.

Please. He's a gnat, especially in a year with approximately 804 Democratic candidates.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2019 06:29 PM (3RKQd)

160 The only way to make sure they go away is to not vote for them. He is in Texas, so I wonder what he is going to do.

Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2019 06:29 PM (fnWQo)

161 As research for a novel I'm writing, I read a number of books on sociopathy/psychopathy (which are generally considered the same thing). The foremost authority on the subject is Dr. Robert Hare, a Canadian researcher who came up with the Hare psychopathy checklist, which is commonly used to identify sociopaths/psychopaths. He's conducted decades of research & writes eminently readable books on the subject. He unofficially calls people like Avenatti 'interspecies predators.'

The scariest thing Hare has proposed is that the world is largely ruled by sociopaths.

Posted by: troyriser at April 15, 2019 06:29 PM (1JpTT)

162 I would prefer a Trump dynasty myself

Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2019 06:30 PM (fnWQo)

163 I'm a little testy today. It's tax day, my liabilities exceed my liquid cash, and work has choked to a standstill. So I apologize if I'm a bit sensitive.

Avenatti is a shitbag. No question at all. I'm just really really tired of being lumped in with the likes of him.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

164 Huh.

I thought Avenatti had already jumped into a vat of industrial solvent, rendering himself down to his component atoms.


Guess I need to throw a couple more bucks at the Avenatti Deadpool I'm in.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 15, 2019 06:30 PM (Y3hKx)

165 Round up the usual Huguenots.

Posted by: Captain Renault at April 15, 2019 06:30 PM (0x00j)

166 https://youtu.be/tWLO72hO9WQ
Been listening to the singing at the fire, quite sad.
Anyway it is getting dark in what was the cathedral so might mean the fire is getting put out.

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2019 06:30 PM (BbGew)

167 Oddly, this misappropriation of funds making him just like almost every other Democrat.

Just ask Bill de Blasio what his wife did with $850 million she managed to "lose" over a 2 year period,

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 06:30 PM (W+vEI)

168 so I wonder what he is going to do.

Cronyn retiring??

Mayor of San Antonio? I have heard that is a career booster.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 15, 2019 06:30 PM (dNzKv)

169 158 We have had them before: Adams, Roosevelt, Taft, Kennedy, to name four. And even more of them on a state or regional level: Rockefeller, Bayh, Brown, Cuomo....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)
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Of course and they're all shit.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2019 06:29 PM (jUVms)



But of course. However, in these times, I do take comfort in seeing historical patterns. This shit is not new. Nor is the backstabbing of a real Republican by said Establishment.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:31 PM (ujg0T)

170 Holy shit, this guy's a psycho!

Posted by: Ted Bundy at April 15, 2019 06:31 PM (gC2IV)

171 162 I would prefer a Trump dynasty myself
Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2019 06:30 PM (fnWQo)

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I agree 100%. The one family I would trust and, well, won't happen.

Imagine if Michelle Obama ran. Lord help me now.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2019 06:31 PM (jUVms)

172 Avenatti is a shitbag. No question at all. I'm just really really tired of being lumped in with the likes of him.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:30 PM (NWiLs

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Yeah, I think a lot of people haven't had actual, desperate need for a GOOD attorney before, and that makes it easy to take shots.

Once you do (and get one), then you know better.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 15, 2019 06:31 PM (AzW6q)

173 Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM

This is the regular routine when lawyers get mentioned. It can be annoying, but try not to take it personally.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 15, 2019 06:31 PM (FSPNP)

174 155 Fuck Jeb Bush and the whole damn family.
Sick of these bullshit dynasties.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (jUVms)

Yup....don't go in da bushes, someone might grab ya, someone might stab ya.

Whole GD family can go fuck a duck.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 15, 2019 06:28 PM (Z+IKu)

I've been telling people to do that for years

Posted by: The Chicken at April 15, 2019 06:32 PM (Izzlo)

175 @alexcankuhn

The church was damaged - yet the cross stood firm, unwavering in the flames that surrounded it #NotreDame

Video:

https://tinyurl.com/y28uxqvg

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 06:32 PM (cF8AT)

176 Ooh the Bernie show is starting.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 06:32 PM (RBOtF)

177 116 34 OT :

The man that threw the five year old from the third floor of the Minnesota Mall of America admitted he came to the mall the day before to murder someone, but it didnot work out.

He is charged with attempted first degree murder and is being held on a $2 million dollar bond.

He came back the next day and accosted the five year old and his mother.

The guy is a violent crazy person.
Posted by: rd at April 15, 2019 06:09 PM



*************************"


A poster on the Second City Cop blog claims that he's another piece of shit that had charges waved away by Jussie Smollett's favourite state attorney.
Posted by: Dr Viktor Frankenstein....that's Fronk-en -steen at April 15, 2019 06:22 PM (OFzX4)

xxxxxxx

He started in Chitcago. Threatening to slit someones throat in Chi-town. He was thrown out of that town and came up to the Twin Cities. He did some crazy violent stuff in 2016 and 2017 in Minnesota.

Maybe he was on medication for a few years and managed to not try to kill anyone AGAIN until this year?

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2019 06:32 PM (EK+Pw)

178 Hoodrat invents new variation on "The Knockout Game", Left media buries it because of course.
________________

Just going by the name and the photo, he appears to be a home-grown nutjob. He is very dark-skinned, and doesn't have Somali features.

Posted by: CPL at April 15, 2019 06:32 PM (fqUgw)

179 Watched the creepy porn lawyer fan reel. Nothing but bimbos and homos.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 15, 2019 06:33 PM (6/uwW)

180 I wonder if Bernie would be able to speak if he lost use of us right arm?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2019 06:33 PM (/tuJf)

181 I'm a little testy today. It's tax day, my liabilities exceed my liquid cash, and work has choked to a standstill. So I apologize if I'm a bit sensitive.

Start a second career as a standup comic.

And open with " A moose once bit my sister"

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2019 06:33 PM (2NLdK)

182 179
Watched the creepy porn lawyer fan reel. Nothing but bimbos and homos.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 15, 2019 06:33 PM (6/uwW)

And trannies, oh my!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 06:33 PM (t6MX/)

183 Ooh the Bernie show is starting.

I would rather stick knitting needles through my testicles.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2019 06:34 PM (3RKQd)

184 Bwahahaha!

Avanatti is going to be the president of the Soap on a Rope Club in the Federal Hoosegow!

Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2019 06:34 PM (LuPts)

185 178 Hoodrat invents new variation on "The Knockout Game", Left media buries it because of course.
________________

Just going by the name and the photo, he appears to be a home-grown nutjob. He is very dark-skinned, and doesn't have Somali features.
Posted by: CPL at April 15, 2019 06:32 PM (fqUgw)



Yah, I didn't see Somali either just by looking at him, but Leftmedia would bury *that* even more, so who knows?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:34 PM (ujg0T)

186 183 Ooh the Bernie show is starting.

I would rather stick knitting needles through my testicles.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2019 06:34 PM (3RKQd)

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I would rather stick them through yours too.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 15, 2019 06:34 PM (jUVms)

187 Insom.. I understand. My BIL is a malpractice lawyer. Nicest guy you would ever want to meet and generous to a fault. He gets shit all the time.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 15, 2019 06:34 PM (dUJdY)

188 Watched the creepy porn lawyer fan reel. Nothing but bimbos and homos.

"Bimbos and homos alive alive oh"

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2019 06:35 PM (2NLdK)

189 A poster on the Second City Cop blog claims that he's another piece of shit that had charges waved away by Jussie Smollett's favourite state attorney.
_______________

Is there any vile black criminal that that nasty woman hasn't let off the hook?

Posted by: CPL at April 15, 2019 06:35 PM (fqUgw)

190 I'm just really really tired of being lumped in with the likes of him.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

You're a psychopath, too?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 06:35 PM (t6MX/)

191 134 Har har. It's all hilarious. Put us all on our knees by a ditch and shoot us in the head. We've all got it coming, right? Just a bunch of thieving, dishonest scumbags up to our eyeballs in misappropriated cash.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:25 PM (NWiLs)


Xfinity had a free week of the pay channels last week, I binge watched Ray Donovan. This sounds like one of the story lines.

Posted by: President Donald J Trump fans at April 15, 2019 06:36 PM (sy5kK)

192 189 A poster on the Second City Cop blog claims that he's another piece of shit that had charges waved away by Jussie Smollett's favourite state attorney.
_______________

Is there any vile black criminal that that nasty woman hasn't let off the hook?
Posted by: CPL at April 15, 2019 06:35 PM (fqUgw)



I suspect for a good many of the colored Commiecrats, or is that Commiecrats Of Color, they take delight in White victims, and appoint attorneys accordingly.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:36 PM (ujg0T)

193 Nobody is stopping you from paying more Bernie.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2019 06:36 PM (/tuJf)

194 >>Weld really fucks up the open primary states.


Weld will make Fred Thompson's brief presidential run look motivated.

Also, Weld ran as the Libertarian VP candidate in 2016, right?

He'll have to explain that one.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 06:36 PM (W+vEI)

195 Dem primary poll

Old White guy
Old White guy
White guy
White guy

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 15, 2019 06:36 PM (dNzKv)

196 Any chance someone could light Bernie on fire?

And would he notice?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 15, 2019 06:36 PM (Z+IKu)

197 Also, Weld ran as the Libertarian VP candidate in 2016, right?

He'll have to explain that one.


And openly campaigned for Hillary while doing so.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 15, 2019 06:37 PM (dNzKv)

198 115áThe 'Girlfriend' mugshot had a five o'clock shadow. The state should be sued by someone for allowing it to foster/adopt.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 15, 2019 06:22 PM (2DOZq)

The scumfuck who murdered that poor little girl isn't even the first one that abused her! Her "mother's" previous "partner" did too!

I want to live and let live as much as the next guy, but if the only options are "let this shit happen due to transphobia concerns" or "murder every last degenerate freak?" I will have to take door #2.

Posted by: trev006 at April 15, 2019 06:37 PM (6n54H)

199 190 I'm just really really tired of being lumped in with the likes of him.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

You're a psychopath, too?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 06:35 PM (t6MX/)

You know, I would've achieved greater material success if I was.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:37 PM (NWiLs)

200 So, wait, now Al-Aqsa mosque is burning too?

Posted by: Hikaru at April 15, 2019 06:37 PM (pgXNG)

201 Trump is gonna have CHUNKS of Bernie in his stool if this clown gets nominated.

Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2019 06:38 PM (K22Va)

202 Technicality question:

When playing the Dead Pool game, do they have to find the body before it counts in your score?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 15, 2019 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

203 hand cuffs ha

Posted by: fireman1 at April 15, 2019 06:38 PM (nAGcF)

204 Who is reporting that? I wondered if he was (because it's Minnesota), but his name (reported as Emmanuel Deshawn Aranda) does not sound Somali. Was he adopted?
Posted by: CPL

As I've seen the story, he's a deranged American. I mean, hello? Emmanuel Deshawn (It only needed to be spelled "DeShawn" to be more cliched!) Aranda (not sure of the origin of that surname, currently) is not a Somali name.

Posted by: Dianna at April 15, 2019 06:38 PM (EeHel)

205 You know, I would've achieved greater material success if I was.
Posted by: Insomniac -

So, you coulda been a contenduh ?

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2019 06:39 PM (2NLdK)

206 Bernie bringing up the Koch brothers.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 06:39 PM (RBOtF)

207 He started in Chitcago"

Heh.

FWIW, saw one report that said he was born there, but ????

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:39 PM (6qErC)

208 We need a Dean Martin impressionist to follow Bernie around and heckle him.

Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2019 06:39 PM (LuPts)

209 198 I want to live and let live as much as the next guy, but if the only options are "let this shit happen due to transphobia concerns" or "murder every last degenerate freak?" I will have to take door #2.
Posted by: trev006 at April 15, 2019 06:37 PM (6n54H)

Unfortunately, I have family members who are trans...

...I don't think I could do that to them.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 15, 2019 06:39 PM (pgXNG)

210 Also, Weld ran as the Libertarian VP candidate in 2016, right?

He'll have to explain that one.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 06:36 PM (W+vEI)



When is when I knew the national Libertarian Party had become a big joke. Weld's history in MA was that of a big government RINO.

Say what you will about "Luap Nor" and his "ReLoveLution", but he at least *fits* the Libertarian Party. Ditto for John Hospers, Ed Clark, Andre Marrou, and others who have run under that Party in the past.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:39 PM (ujg0T)

211 OOWWW!

Posted by: Michael Avenatti's azzhole, 2020- at April 15, 2019 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

212 205 You know, I would've achieved greater material success if I was.
Posted by: Insomniac -

So, you coulda been a contenduh ?
Posted by: JT at April 15, 2019 06:39 PM (2NLdK)

Apparently not. Too much of a conscience and sense of morality.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:40 PM (NWiLs)

213 Bernie is oooold!

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2019 06:40 PM (Xqo6t)

214 143 73 The guy in MN that threw the child over the third floor rail

was a Somali refugee

because OF COURSE he was
_________________

Who is reporting that? I wondered if he was (because it's Minnesota), but his name (reported as Emmanuel Deshawn Aranda) does not sound Somali. Was he adopted?
Posted by: CPL at April 15, 2019 06:26 PM (fqUgw


I do not think he is Somali. His original criminal scene was Chicago.

And frankly, his body type does not look like the tall, lean East African build?

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2019 06:40 PM (EK+Pw)

215 You know, I would've achieved greater material success if I was.

Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:37 PM (NWiLs)

I hear you. Sucks to be scrupulous some times.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 06:40 PM (t6MX/)

216 Bernie redefining the definition of Socialism.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 15, 2019 06:40 PM (RBOtF)

217 Round up the usual Huguenots.
Posted by: Captain Renault



Deez Hugenots?

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 06:41 PM (NLLmE)

218 208 We need a Dean Martin impressionist to follow Bernie around and heckle him.
Posted by: Fritz at April 15, 2019 06:39 PM (LuPts)



Is Jackie Mason still around? I bet he would do it for kicks.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:41 PM (ujg0T)

219 You know, I would've achieved greater material success if I was.
Posted by: Insomniac - Founder, Farmer Liberation Front at April 15, 2019 06:37 PM (NWiLs)

Maybe you would achieve greater material success if you were a sociopath since you would be unbound by conscience, but you would also never know what it's like to feel delight or joy or love. Seems like a hell to me.

Posted by: troyriser at April 15, 2019 06:41 PM (1JpTT)

220 My BIL is a malpractice lawyer.


The only thing worse than a malpractice lawyer is a doctor who testified against another doctor, especially when the doctor being sued did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 15, 2019 06:41 PM (dNzKv)

221 Flipping channels, CNN saying Mueller's report being released on Thursday.
And this Leftist A-hole that Democrats want WH plans to release detained illegals into sanctuary cities.

Posted by: Skip at April 15, 2019 06:41 PM (BbGew)

222 >>He started in Chitcago. Threatening to slit someones throat in Chi-town. He was thrown out of that town and came up to the Twin Cities. He did some crazy violent stuff in 2016 and 2017 in Minnesota.

Maybe he was on medication for a few years and managed to not try to kill anyone AGAIN until this year?
- - - -
Think this kind of "diversity" is rampant in Europe. Not all cultures are functional, and allowing people from dysfunctional cultures into your community and expecting to magically understand and follow the norms and laws is na´ve/wishful thinking.

Yes, he's probably crazy, and maybe from a place where that kind of crazy is a lot more normal, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 06:41 PM (W+vEI)

223 Nothing but bimbos and homos.
Posted by: Regular joe at April 15, 2019 06:33 PM (6/uwW)


bimbos and homos opened for Marilyn Manson in '03, but I was smart enough not to go.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 15, 2019 06:41 PM (sy5kK)

224

CPL can be in charge of lube for President Buttplug,

Posted by: M K Ultra at April 15, 2019 06:42 PM (UFLLM)

225 217 Round up the usual Huguenots.
Posted by: Captain Renault


Deez Hugenots?
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 06:41 PM (NLLmE)

Nope... my Kin are already IN America.

(descended from Huguenots)

Posted by: Don Q at April 15, 2019 06:43 PM (NgKpN)

226 Bernie is doing nothing but spout one liners and bullcrap.

Are liberals this dumb?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 15, 2019 06:44 PM (tmA71)

227 Maybe you would achieve greater material success if you were a sociopath since you would be unbound by conscience, but you would also never know what it's like to feel delight or joy or love. Seems like a hell to me.
Posted by: troyriser at April 15, 2019 06:41 PM (1JpTT)

Uh, being a sociopath doesn't actually stop a person from feeling delight, joy, or love.

Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 06:44 PM (mX8Vr)

228 Deez Hugenots?"

Bofa...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:44 PM (6qErC)

229 Uh, being a sociopath doesn't actually stop a person from feeling delight, joy, or love."

How about friction?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:44 PM (6qErC)

230 226 Bernie is doing nothing but spout one liners and bullcrap.

Are liberals this dumb

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at April 15, 2019 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

231 >>Are liberals this dumb?

Well, yea.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2019 06:44 PM (/tuJf)

232 ...I don't think I could do that to them.

Posted by: Hikaru at April 15, 2019 06:39 PM (pgXNG)

Huh. That's some distance away from "no chance in hell." Don't worry about it, maybe President Trump's plan will work and Americans will be free to be as silly or crazy as they want to. If it doesn't, though... well, you'll have to live with your own conscience.

I would let my family get away with a lot, hell I'd drive the getaway car if my brother really needed to rob a bank, but there's some shit I would not let slide.

Posted by: trev006 at April 15, 2019 06:44 PM (6n54H)

233 >>Trump is gonna have CHUNKS of Bernie in his stool if this clown gets nominated.


Think we learned in 2016 that the DNC rigs their primaries. Having a ton of candidates makes it even easier, because no one candidate may have a clear victory.

I don't see the DNC choosing Bernie. Ever. But they probably will buy him off like last time? Maybe in promoting some of his young Justice Democrat acolytes?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 06:45 PM (W+vEI)

234 Isn't the whole thing about campaign finance reform, or Sarbanes-Oxley base on the idea that some people did some stuff?

Posted by: Kadath at April 15, 2019 06:45 PM (cbqWy)

235 Is everyone ready for Weldmania?

Posted by: MAGA at April 15, 2019 06:45 PM (I5LRE)

236 195 Dem primary poll

Old White guy
Old White guy
White guy
White guy



We have met the racists/sexists, and they are us.

Posted by: Pogo and the Democrats at April 15, 2019 06:45 PM (sy5kK)

237 213 Bernie is oooold!
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2019 06:40 PM (Xqo6t

xxxx

So is Joey the Groper Biden, Elizabeth Cherokee Warren, and Hillary It Is Still My Turn Clinton.

President Donald Trump is no spring chicken, but he has an energy that the others do not have.

He plain flat out outworked Hillary in 2016.

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2019 06:45 PM (EK+Pw)

238 Round up the usual Huguenots.
Posted by: Captain Renault


Deez Hugenots?
Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 06:41 PM (NLLmE)

Nope... my Kin are already IN America.

(descended from Huguenots)
------
Good thing my ancestors fled France in 1685.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at April 15, 2019 06:46 PM (IFKOp)

239 He started in Chitcago. Threatening to slit someones throat in Chi-town. He was thrown out of that town and came up to the Twin Cities. He did some crazy violent stuff in 2016 and 2017 in Minnesota.

Maybe he was on medication for a few years and managed to not try to kill anyone AGAIN until this year?
- - - -
Think this kind of "diversity" is rampant in Europe. Not all cultures are functional, and allowing people from dysfunctional cultures into your community and expecting to magically understand and follow the norms and laws is e/wishful thinking.

Yes, he's probably crazy, and maybe from a place where that kind of crazy is a lot more normal, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Lizzy

Add the idiocy of having a movie set our mental health system

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2019 06:46 PM (cCcDY)

240 Rumor has it that Bernie's breath is as anti-human as his politics.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 15, 2019 06:47 PM (sy5kK)

241 Jean, what movie?

Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2019 06:48 PM (fnWQo)

242 Bret Baier just shut Bernie down about his Fox attacks. "We're giving you an hour here...."

I wish Bret or Martha would ask him what "enchanted" him about the Soviet Union so much that he and his wife Jane honeymooned there.

Whole lotta millennial and Gen Z loons in the audience.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 06:48 PM (ptqGC)

243 Bernie bringing up the Koch brothers.

WE HAVE TOO MUCH CHEESE. I PROPOSE A TAX ON DOOR HINGES. MY ROLE MODELS ARE NASSER, ALLENDE, AND EVERY PERSON WITH DEMENTIA. I PROPOSE A TAX ON SALT. AS MY GOOD FRIEND ENVIR HOXHA USED TO SAY, "I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A TRABANT MAN." I PROPOSE A TAX ON PILATES STUDIOS. SOCIALISM DOESN'T NEED MATH. I PROPOSE A TAX ON FRIED CALAMARI. I PROMISE TO UNSEAL ALL UFO FILES AND TRAVEL TO SETI ALPHA FOUR TO HAVE THIS EAR SCORPION REMOVED. I PROPOSE A TAX ON LEAF BLOWERS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2019 06:48 PM (3RKQd)

244 The Democrat party is the party of insane degenerates. Do not trust anyone who aligns themself with the Democrat Party.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 06:48 PM (UdKB7)

245 I don't see the DNC choosing Bernie. Ever. But they probably will buy
him off like last time? Maybe in promoting some of his young Justice
Democrat acolytes?

Could be the only reason he's in it. Who couldn't use a couple more houses or a nice pile of cash?

Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2019 06:48 PM (K22Va)

246 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2019 06:48 PM (3RKQd)

golf clap

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 06:49 PM (t6MX/)

247 That audience for Bernie is disturbing. Young, stupid, and disturbing.

Yay! communism!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

248 Buttjuice is getting all the noncritical fawning now that Avenatti is out. I wonder why that is.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 15, 2019 06:49 PM (hjaPQ)

249 Could be the only reason he's in it. Who couldn't use a couple more houses or a nice pile of cash?
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2019 06:48 PM (K22Va)

I bet a Bill henchman did the old jews have fragil hips ya know routine and those steps are steep!

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2019 06:50 PM (JFO2v)

250 My BIL is a malpractice lawyer.


The only thing worse than a malpractice lawyer is a doctor who testified against another doctor, especially when the doctor being sued did nothing wrong.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I know a malpractice lawyer who is a doctor. The medical officer for a bunch of VFDs. I suspect he's a holy terror if you're a bad doc.

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2019 06:50 PM (cCcDY)

251 I would rather stick knitting needles through my testicles.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2019 06:34 PM


That's one way to get to the perl essence.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2019 06:50 PM (PC5Ge)

252 Ten minutes to Jeopardy !

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2019 06:50 PM (2NLdK)

253 Buttjuice is getting all the noncritical fawning now that Avenatti is out. I wonder why that is."

Did someone say his name three times quickly?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:50 PM (6qErC)

254 Uh, being a sociopath doesn't actually stop a person from feeling delight, joy, or love.
Posted by: Someguy at April 15, 2019 06:44 PM (mX8Vr)

Read the literature on the subject. According to Robert Hare, leading authority in the field of psychopathy, no they don't. Their emotional range is severely limited. It's part of the condition.

Posted by: troyriser at April 15, 2019 06:50 PM (1JpTT)

255 .....George P, who identifies as Latino....
------------------------------
WTF does that even mean?

If Trump "identified" as a Scotsman rather than simply appreciating his mother's ethnicity, we'd think it weird.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 06:50 PM (Rxduq)

256 Every single one of the idiots in that Avenatti video would still prefer him as president over PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

257 Could be the only reason he's in it. Who couldn*t use a couple more houses or a nice pile of cash?
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2019 06:48 PM (K22Va)

Didn*t he get a BMW 700 series out of it too? Plus the wife skated on her fraud/stolen money at Burlington College.

Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2019 06:50 PM (fnWQo)

258 Are liberals this dumb?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 15, 2019 06:44 PM (tmA71)

Ummmmmmm........Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 15, 2019 06:51 PM (Z+IKu)

259 Jean, what movie?
Posted by: Cheribe

One flew over the cuckoo's nest

Posted by: Jean at April 15, 2019 06:51 PM (cCcDY)

260 245 I don't see the DNC choosing Bernie. Ever. But they probably will buy him off like last time? Maybe in promoting some of his young Justice Democrat acolytes?

Could be the only reason he's in it. Who couldn't use a couple more houses or a nice pile of cash?
Posted by: dartist at April 15, 2019 06:48 PM (K22Va)



As despicable as the Sandernista is, he clearly WAS cheated out of more than a few primary victories. Shrillary would have won most of the primaries and the nomination in a fair fight, but she could not even have *that*.

Let that all sink in a bit.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:51 PM (ujg0T)

261 I acyually know a lawyer who hosted a meet and greet reception/fundraiser for Edwards. When he told me, I was at a complete loss for words.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

I'd sniff that hair.

No homo.

Posted by: Joey B. at April 15, 2019 06:51 PM (zCyNd)

262 @RealSaavedra

Bret Baier calls out millionaire Bernie Sanders and asks him why he accepted tax breaks when he claims rich people should be taxed more

Sanders: "Pfft...come on...I am, I paid the taxes that I owe...why don't you get Donald Trump up here and ask him how much he pays in taxes"

https://tinyurl.com/yxmyff3p

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 06:51 PM (cF8AT)

263 The VA is a good health system? Is he insane?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (/tuJf)

264 Did he just say VA is good healthcare?!

Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (Xqo6t)

265 "All of my sexual fantasies involve handcuffs."
- Michael Avenatti on The View.
.......

Good, you may get surprise anal even before you get to your cell.

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

266 Margarita, it the new virtue signaling; he is not a white guy therefore he is not privileged and bad!

Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (fnWQo)

267 Omg. Bernie holding up the VA as an example of gubmint healthcare.

My son would shoot his TV if he heard that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

268 232 Huh. That's some distance away from "no chance in hell." Don't worry about it, maybe President Trump's plan will work and Americans will be free to be as silly or crazy as they want to. If it doesn't, though... well, you'll have to live with your own conscience.

I would let my family get away with a lot, hell I'd drive the getaway car if my brother really needed to rob a bank, but there's some shit I would not let slide.
Posted by: trev006 at April 15, 2019 06:44 PM (6n54H)

I'm kind of in a position where I don't have any other affiliation to fall back on when the shit hits the fan, other than what parts of my family will still talk to me (which means my father's side. I've tried to re-establish contact with my mother's side, and they won't engage.)

Posted by: Hikaru at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (pgXNG)

269 Burlington College.
Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2019 06:50 PM (fnWQo)

Borrowing money on false claims of incoming funds gets you a jail cell or a new beach house

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (JFO2v)

270 BTW, Avoncalling screwed over Dr. McDreamy and a once decent coffeve company (Tulleys)...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (6qErC)

271 Bernie is doing nothing but spout one liners and bullcrap.
Are liberals this dumb?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 15, 2019 06:44 PM


As hogmartin would say, "Checks with chart."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (PC5Ge)

272 255 .....George P, who identifies as Latino....
------------------------------
WTF does that even mean?

If Trump "identified" as a Scotsman rather than simply appreciating his mother's ethnicity, we'd think it weird.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at April 15, 2019 06:50 PM (Rxduq)



He is a lot more of one than "Beto" O'Rourke is, you have to give him *that* if nothing else.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (ujg0T)

273

Huge knots?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (aKsyK)

274 267
Omg. Bernie holding up the VA as an example of gubmint healthcare.

My son would shoot his TV if he heard that.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

Anyone proposing government run healthcare should be forced to endure VA health care as punishment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 06:53 PM (t6MX/)

275 >>That audience for Bernie is disturbing. Young, stupid, and disturbing.

Yay! communism!
- - -
And RADICAL.
Note how all of the obnoxious, activist newbies in Congress were formerly Bernie volunteers/supporters. There were some scary ones in 2018 that lost, such as the grandson of the Black September attack mastermind (CA Rep) and a sketchy Linda Sarsour buddy candidate for governor in MN (IIRC).

The America-haters are getting into the Democrat party via Bernie.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 06:53 PM (W+vEI)

276 Thank you Jean!

Posted by: Cheribebe at April 15, 2019 06:53 PM (fnWQo)

277 Are liberals this dumb?

Yes. They didn't used to be and then the Soviets went away and they started pretending "some people did something" and the communists in academia have been insisting that this time we can do it right.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2019 06:53 PM (3RKQd)

278 LOL. We have a crazy young priest that in a homily said "This building could be destroyed. But it is just a building. The People of God are the Church."

Just love the guy.

Posted by: JAS at April 15, 2019 06:54 PM (KOCKb)

279 Bernie again says he believes health care is a human right.

If you want to see a civil war in this country, impose Medicare-for-All, then wait until all the middle class soccer moms learn they have to wait months to get an appointment for their preferred doctors for their kids, because every illegal alien mother now has an equal opportunity to make appointments with those excellent doctors.

Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2019 06:54 PM (AMIL/)

280 Say, I'm increasingly getting the feeling that this creepy porn lawyer isn't entirely legitimate.

Posted by: I Have Questions at April 15, 2019 06:54 PM (BvNzB)

281 272 255 .....George P, who identifies as Latino....
------------------------------
WTF does that even mean?

==

that he got affirmative actipn in college?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 15, 2019 06:54 PM (dm05u)

282 263 The VA is a good health system? Is he insane?
Posted by: JackStraw at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (/tuJf)

264 Did he just say VA is good healthcare?!
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (Xqo6t)

Then why not VA for All?

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 15, 2019 06:54 PM (JFO2v)

283
Bernie is doing nothing but spout one liners

Is he as good as Henny Youngman?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 06:54 PM (aKsyK)

284 The Blue Aardvark is a prime example. Only people who are delusional could possibly believe his bullshit.

Posted by: freaked at April 15, 2019 06:54 PM (UdKB7)

285 I PROPOSE A TAX ON LEAF BLOWERS.
........

Chinga su madre... fucking old gringo.

Posted by: Manuel Labor at April 15, 2019 06:54 PM (v0R5T)

286 That's because the addled minded old commie has never used the VA.

Posted by: Archer at April 15, 2019 06:54 PM (gmo/4)

287 Jeebus. All the idiots who held up their hands that they'd happily give up their employers' health insurance for government health care.

Mouth-breathing nitwits.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 06:55 PM (ptqGC)

288 Take my wife.......please.

Posted by: JAS at April 15, 2019 06:55 PM (KOCKb)

289 Take my wife--please.

Posted by: Mr. Henny Buttjuice at April 15, 2019 06:55 PM (hjaPQ)

290 Mayor Pete Buttplug was on TMZ Live today. They had him on the entire first half hour.

Someone or some group is pushing him HARD!

Is it the LGBTQ Lobby? Or some other people?

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2019 06:55 PM (EK+Pw)

291 He is a lot more of one than "Beto" O'Rourke is"

Well, so am I.

FWIW, tho - GP seems to be quite the fan of President Trump, and this seems to bother other members of the Bush family.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:55 PM (6qErC)

292 I'm kind of in a position where I don't have any other affiliation to fall back on when the shit hits the fan, other than what parts of my family will still talk to me (which means my father's side. I've tried to re-establish contact with my mother's side, and they won't engage.)

Posted by: Hikaru at April 15, 2019 06:52 PM (pgXNG)

Oof. Sorry to hear that, man. I could try helping you out, if you want.

Posted by: trev006 at April 15, 2019 06:56 PM (6n54H)

293 Well, I've got to watch cat videos or something while dinner is cooking. I can't take any more of Crazy Commie Bernie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 15, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

294 Bernie is doing nothing but spout one liners

Is he as good as Henny Youngman?

Take my breath......please.

Posted by: JT at April 15, 2019 06:56 PM (2NLdK)

295 291 He is a lot more of one than "Beto" O'Rourke is"

Well, so am I.

FWIW, tho - GP seems to be quite the fan of President Trump, and this seems to bother other members of the Bush family.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:55 PM (6qErC)



Perhaps they aren't all bad in the Bush dynasty? Meh, I still don't trust them.

That said, George P has the "latino look":
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_P._Bush

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:57 PM (ujg0T)

296 Nood - Ilhan Omar being victimized.

Posted by: Gref at April 15, 2019 06:57 PM (AMIL/)

297 Anyone proposing government run healthcare should be forced to endure VA health care as punishment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 15, 2019 06:53 PM (t6MX/)

Force Congress to only get treated at VA facilities. They'll be paved with gold.

Posted by: trev006 at April 15, 2019 06:57 PM (6n54H)

298 Someone or some group is pushing him HARD!
---
Yeah, that's my question too. The media is in lurv with the simp.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 15, 2019 06:57 PM (hjaPQ)

299
Borrowing money on false claims of incoming funds gets you a jail cell or a new beach house
Posted by: rhennigantx

I love my new beach friends!

Posted by: Dr. Christine Burlington-Sanders at April 15, 2019 06:57 PM (zCyNd)

300 disgusting watching all those CNN and MSNBC idiots talking about Avenatti while rubbing their clits

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 15, 2019 06:57 PM (h1jJh)

301
Mayor Pete Buttplug was on TMZ Live today. They had him on the entire first half hour.

Someone or some group is pushing him HARD!

Is it the LGBTQ Lobby? Or some other people?
Posted by: rd


He made the magazine cover:

http://tinyurl.com/y5bnavzf

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 15, 2019 06:58 PM (aKsyK)

302 @RealSaavedra

MacCallum: “So would you be willing to pay 52% on the money that you made? You can volunteer, you can send it back”

Bernie: “You can volunteer too…why don’t you give? You make more money than I do”

M: “I didn’t suggest a wealth tax”

Baier: “And she’s not running for POTUS”

Posted by: Tami at April 15, 2019 06:58 PM (cF8AT)

303 -
--
FWIW, tho - GP seems to be quite the fan of President Trump, and this seems to bother other members of the Bush family.


Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 15, 2019 06:55 PM

------------------------

We're still in the early stages of his con.

Posted by: irright at April 15, 2019 06:58 PM (RVcmP)

304 >>Mayor Pete Buttplug was on TMZ Live today. They had him on the entire first half hour.
Someone or some group is pushing him HARD!
Is it the LGBTQ Lobby? Or some other people?


That's the question.
He's portrayed as a kinda geeky midwestern town mayor, but the guy has a very progressive, swampy CV. Rhodes scholar, Harvard, Naval Intelligence, McKinsey co. in Chicago, Aspen Institute grant recipient, worked at former Def. Sec Cohen's consulting company . . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 06:59 PM (W+vEI)

305 Ten minutes to Jeopardy !
Posted by: JT



Definitely.

Posted by: eleven at April 15, 2019 06:59 PM (NLLmE)

306 Cue up Bernie singing "This Land Is Your Land".

Posted by: wth at April 15, 2019 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

307 "277 Are liberals this dumb?

Yes. They didn't used to be and then the Soviets went away and they started pretending "some people did something" and the communists in academia have been insisting that this time we can do it right.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 15, 2019 06:53 PM (3RKQd) "


Yes, they are, at least the rank-and-file ...

Got my copy of Diana West's "Red Threads" today, and there are some not-entirely-stupid sociopaths at the leadership levels; more than we might think.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at April 15, 2019 07:02 PM (wA4OO)

308 That's the question.
He's portrayed as a kinda geeky midwestern town mayor, but the guy has a very progressive, swampy CV. Rhodes scholar, Harvard, Naval Intelligernce, McKinsey co. in Chicago, Aspen Institute grant recipient, worked at former Def. Sec Cohen's consulting company
Posted by: Lizzy at April 15, 2019 06:59 PM (W+vEI)

Wasnot Mayor Peteys daddy a Communist Professor? As in a full blown Marxist ?

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2019 07:03 PM (EK+Pw)

309 It's delicious seeing the chickens come home to roost for this d-bag and the fact that we can take a swing at the leftist media is a sweet bonus. MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 15, 2019 07:04 PM (eiiur)

310 "If you want to see a civil war in this country, impose Medicare-for-All, then wait until all the middle class soccer moms learn they have to wait months to get an appointment for their preferred doctors for their kids, because every illegal alien mother now has an equal opportunity to make appointments with those excellent doctors."

Two British NHS horror stories: Terry Pratchett, who before Rowling came alongnwas Britain's best selling modern author, was diagnosed with early-onset Alzheimers. The NHS refused to pay for experimental treatment.

This morning a YouTuber (The Mighty Jingles) recounted his Sunday experience with NHS: closest hospital to him closed, next closest had no MDs on staff, only nurses. Nurse said his complaint was serious enough to go to the NEXT hospital, which had MDs on staff.

He went there, waited hours without anyone coming to him. He eventually started feeling better so went home and booked an appointment with his MD.

When my mom was dying of cancer, we had a few moments when we had to take her to an ER -- falls, mostly -- and she always got swift, good care. But it wasn't "free", wasn't government controlled, so I guess it was sub-par...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at April 15, 2019 07:07 PM (VwHJ2)

311 "290 Mayor Pete Buttplug was on TMZ Live today. They had him on the entire first half hour.

Someone or some group is pushing him HARD!

Is it the LGBTQ Lobby? Or some other people?

Posted by: rd at April 15, 2019 06:55 PM (EK+Pw) "



I think the term of art is "throwing $hit at the wall and seeing if it sticks". The demonrats got nothin' for 2020 and they are flailing around, desperately looking for someone who can poll better than 28%. He'll be replaced in due course by some other pathetic wannabe, lather, rinse repeat.

*spits*
*twice*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at April 15, 2019 07:09 PM (wA4OO)

312 nood.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, triumphalist Trumpian at April 15, 2019 07:11 PM (wA4OO)

313 We have had them before: Adams, Roosevelt, Taft, Kennedy, to name four. And even more of them on a state or regional level: Rockefeller, Bayh, Brown, Cuomo....
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 15, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)

And don't forget the Romneys. The Massachusetts governor, Presidential candidate, Utah senator.

Oh wait, that's all the same guy.

Posted by: abbynormal at April 15, 2019 07:16 PM (h5Lyp)

314 Psychopaths are notorious for taking risks with no regard for the consequences.


What some people regard as risk others regard regard as a day that ends in y.

Posted by: Steel Beam Walker - I build your towers at April 15, 2019 07:22 PM (Hwt6E)

315 My brother had gone to visit his daughter who was working in London. She became ill so he took her to the NHS clinic at 8 a.m. They finally saw an assistant at 11 am and were told, "Good news. The doctor's not very busy so you should be able to see him by 6 pm." Of course my brother, being the Ugly American, said no way to that. They kept telling him, "But it's free."

He found a private doctor who diagnosed her and gave her some medicine all within 45 minutes and they were on their way.

So the bottom line is, people with money don't have to put up with the long waits. That's for the commoners.

Posted by: abbynormal at April 15, 2019 07:23 PM (h5Lyp)

316 osted by: abbynormal at April 15, 2019 07:16 PM (h5Lyp)
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Daddy, born in Mexico, governor of Michigan, George Romney.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 15, 2019 07:28 PM (Hwt6E)

317 Is it bad that my bullshit detector is alarming over the devastating destruction of a Christian icon during Holy Week. I can't help but wonder if a goat fucker was involved.

Posted by: Dingbat at April 15, 2019 07:54 PM (E4FeE)

318 This could hurt him in New Hampshire.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 15, 2019 08:25 PM (Ndje9)

319 I dont know how anyone who say an Avenatti interview didn't immediately come away with the conviction that the man is a total cunt.

Posted by: Flubber at April 16, 2019 09:17 AM (PQnIX)

320 As usual the comedians and media are eating crow again.
Reason President Trump calls them FAKE NEWS and no one believes these IDIOTS

Posted by: Greg at April 17, 2019 09:27 AM (mk7HG)

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