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Rasmussen: Trump's Approval Rating Rises to 53% With Public Giving Him High Marks for His "Not Collusioney" Style

I was just being silly about that last part, though I imagine having that conspiracy theory monkey off his back is contributing to his rise.

Here's Rasmussen's write up. Note the graph comparing Obama's and Trump's approval ratings through each of their tours in office. Obama was at 46% at this point in his presidency.

The media always treated Obama as if he was popular, which he was not. He was merely beloved by the media and their sex-partners.

Trump, meanwhile, is treated as if he's intensely unpopular. He's not. He is merely loathed by the media and their sex-partners.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:57 PM




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1 Hurrah!

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2019 05:58 PM (O2RFr)

2 Not Collusioney is the best style.

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 05:58 PM (mX8Vr)

3 Is something up with comments?

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 05:59 PM (mX8Vr)

4 In Soviet Russia, style collusion you!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 05:59 PM (FiUMj)

5 And, how many are afraid to say they approve?

Posted by: Ever at April 09, 2019 06:00 PM (Brfdf)

6 I'm taking this blog back. THIS BLOG IS MINE!

Posted by: Insane Clown Pussy at April 09, 2019 06:00 PM (UdKB7)

7 CNN hardest hit.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at April 09, 2019 06:00 PM (3DZIZ)

8 53%, way better than obama at the same time during his Presidency.

Imagine his numbers if he had 25% favorable media coverage........

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 09, 2019 06:00 PM (JUOKG)

9 I love winning.

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (EOfHE)

10 Much of Obama's positive polling was fear of being called racist.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (BXMxN)

11 Dems have declared Code Orange?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (atQ0F)

12 So he'd be about 75% if the media was somewhat honest?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (iZjYf)

13 Do media "sex partners" have two legs, or four?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (sy5kK)

14 Trump, meanwhile, is treated as if he's intensely unpopular. He's not. He is merely loathed by the media and their sex-partners.
--

You know, my new default for voting might just be "who does the MSM utterly despise?" They will then get my vote.

/and yes, that means I will never vote D

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (fhgs6)

15 6 I'm taking this blog back. THIS BLOG IS MINE!
Posted by: Insane Clown Pussy at April 09, 2019 06:00 PM (UdKB7)

*Checks hot vs crazy chart.

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (mX8Vr)

16 Must be a math error somewhere.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (JTfZ+)

17 His numbers are rising, even as progs on MSLSD are claiming PDT's firing people is literally "workplace violence."

*double facepalm*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

18 beloved by the media and their sex-partners.

Well, technically it's "the media and the people they watch pleasure each other without actually participating" but I understand that's kind of an awkward construction.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (RD7QR)

19 We have a veritable cornucopia of sex-partners.

Posted by: The Media at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (EgshT)

20 thanks for working so hard, mr. president!

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (odm3g)

21
Do media "sex partners" have two legs, or four?


--

Yes.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (fhgs6)

22 I invented the wighat, but I don't get no credick.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (hjaPQ)

23 Do media "sex partners" have two legs, or four?

--------

Some only have one arm.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 09, 2019 06:02 PM (AzW6q)

24 I saw Collusionary open for The Flaming Woodpeckers at The Gorge in George in 2014.

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at April 09, 2019 06:02 PM (EOfHE)

25 Crush them Trump! NO MERCY!

Posted by: MAGA at April 09, 2019 06:02 PM (I5LRE)

26 Rasmussen's last poll in 2018 had GOP +1

Rasmussen's last poll in VA in 2017 had it a dead race, the Dem won by 9.

I take any Rasmussen poll with a lb of salt grains.

But the trend is what matters and the trend has been a slow but sure rise in approval over the past month.

We'll see if the other polls start showing it as well. So far the RCP average has been stuck between 43 and 44 over the past month.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 06:02 PM (FiUMj)

27 The Democrats and the Media are thinking they need to break out the Really Big Cheating Machine if they want to take everything back in 2020.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 09, 2019 06:02 PM (l9m7l)

28 Tami had a funny tweet in the thread below about Cap'n Kristol tweeting about a Trump-friendly cabbie.


Bill Kristol Meth is truly mental.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:03 PM (ptqGC)

29 Sex partners?

Tater got licky with a donut?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2019 06:03 PM (atQ0F)

30 I would like to hear more about Sex Partners.

Is there a membership fee?

Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 09, 2019 06:03 PM (LL1Be)

31 Ixnay on the AtionalNay OpularPay OteVay talk everybody!

/The Left

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2019 06:03 PM (m45I2)

32 PDT is at 53%.
Mariners are 10-2.
I'm due for a brew!!!

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at April 09, 2019 06:03 PM (EOfHE)

33 It's beyond refreshing to have a president who doesn't refer to himself in speeches over 300 times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:04 PM (ptqGC)

34 27 The Democrats and the Media are thinking they need to break out the Really Big Cheating Machine if they want to take everything back in 2020.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 09, 2019 06:02 PM (l9m7l)

I've already voted 72 times in Michigan.

Posted by: Mickey Mouse at April 09, 2019 06:04 PM (iZjYf)

35 Personally, I have a hard time buying that the Mueller report would be responsible for a boost in Trump's approval.

Most people wrote that rigmarole off for the bullshit it is years ago, and those that didn't never, ever will. They'll got to the Choir Eternal muttering "collusion... collusion" in a padded cell somewhere.

Posted by: Michelle Fields at April 09, 2019 06:04 PM (AzW6q)

36 Apropos of nothing...my damn dog is a butter thief. If I don't watch her and there's butter on the counter, she will steal and eat it. This time she only got about 1/3 of a stick...but she has in the past eaten a whole damn stick of it....

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 06:04 PM (cF8AT)

37 Rasmussen's last poll in 2018 had GOP +1



Rasmussen's last poll in VA in 2017 had it a dead race, the Dem won by 9.



I take any Rasmussen poll with a lb of salt grains.



But the trend is what matters and the trend has been a slow but sure rise in approval over the past month.



We'll see if the other polls start showing it as well. So far the
RCP average has been stuck between 43 and 44 over the past month.



Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 06:02 PM


---

Rasmussen is the only pollster in the Country to track daily Presidential approval numbers. No one else does that.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 09, 2019 06:04 PM (JUOKG)

38 >>Trump, meanwhile, is treated as if he's intensely unpopular. He's not. He is merely loathed by the media and their sex-partners.


Whereas their sex-partners sex-partners are largely apolitical.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2019 06:04 PM (WnDll)

39 The media always treated Obama as if he was popular




The media want to collectively drop to their knees and Blow Barry Bathhouse.


After 11 years on the national stage now, the callouses on Barry's dick must be legendary.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2019 06:04 PM (sy5kK)

40 I've already voted 72 times in Michigan.

Posted by: Mickey Mouse at April 09, 2019 06:04 PM

*****

Wait a minute...aren't you running for the Seattle City Council? I'm sure I voted for you...several times.

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at April 09, 2019 06:05 PM (EOfHE)

41 Fornicating with a potato is not sex I don't care how far you stick it up your ass.

Posted by: Insane Clown Pepe at April 09, 2019 06:05 PM (UdKB7)

42 Go President Trump!

Every time I see Fat Nadler's Ass Eating Ass the President's approval rating goes up another notch.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 09, 2019 06:06 PM (Z+IKu)

43 The Sex-Partner is the Macguffin.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 09, 2019 06:06 PM (WnDll)

44 All through the day...I, me, mine, I, me, mine, I, me, mine.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at April 09, 2019 06:06 PM (EgshT)

45 (39) And Mooches callouses?

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 09, 2019 06:06 PM (RuIsu)

46 "Trump, meanwhile, is treated as if he's intensely unpopular. He's not. He is merely loathed by the media and their sex-partners."

I read that last part as 'same-sex partners'...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 09, 2019 06:06 PM (bcbK8)

47 12 So he'd be about 75% if the media was somewhat honest?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (iZjYf)

Yeah, that's the thing.

I've seen no evidence among my low information voter / leftist voter friends that they have any idea of any negative news about the media or positive views about trump.

If Yahoo news doesn't cover a story, how would they ever know?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 09, 2019 06:06 PM (GBteo)

48 Madam Speaker, somebody in this House got turrible pussy stank.

Posted by: Sheila Jackson-Lee at April 09, 2019 06:06 PM (hjaPQ)

49 Could also be due in part to the jobs report.

Posted by: Ha at April 09, 2019 06:07 PM (prZbw)

50 26 Rasmussen's last poll in 2018 had GOP +1

Rasmussen's last poll in VA in 2017 had it a dead race, the Dem won by 9.

I take any Rasmussen poll with a lb of salt grains.

But the trend is what matters and the trend has been a slow but sure rise in approval over the past month.

We'll see if the other polls start showing it as well. So far the RCP average has been stuck between 43 and 44 over the past month.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 06:02 PM (FiUMj)

Rasmussen was on the ball with Clinton +2 in 2016.

This far out in 2016 Clinton was up by like 20 in the averages.

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 06:07 PM (mX8Vr)

51 Whereas their sex-partners sex-partners are largely apolitical.
Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2019 06:04 PM (WnDll)


Baaaa. Baaaa.

Posted by: Sheep Everywhere at April 09, 2019 06:07 PM (aS1PU)

52 taters

Posted by: Fox at April 09, 2019 06:07 PM (UuVBv)

53 Apropos of nothing...my damn dog is a butter thief.
If I don't watch her and there's butter on the counter, she will steal
and eat it. This time she only got about 1/3 of a stick...but she has
in the past eaten a whole damn stick of it....

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 06:04 PM (cF8AT)


Count yourself lucky. I just read the "Good Dog" article in Garden and Gun about a Marine's rescue doggie. Dog would eat anything, including an injured squirrel IN ONE SWALLOW. Later, the Marine saw the squirrel's tail sticking out of his dog's butt, and had to....remove it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

54 I see PDT received a personal invitation from QEII to attend the 75th commemoration of D-Day.

Kahn ain't gonna tell the Queen No.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2019 06:07 PM (Fj8Y8)

55 Rasmussen is the only pollster in the Country to track daily Presidential approval numbers. No one else does that.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 09, 2019 06:04 PM (JUOKG)

___

True. Which is why I said the trend is what's important. Even if the methodology is bad, it's consistent. So trends up or down should be accurate, even if the actual number isn't.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 06:07 PM (FiUMj)

56 "The Conservative Case for Arresting Pro-Trump Poll Respondents in Warrantless Midnight Raids"

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 09, 2019 06:08 PM (AzW6q)

57 Apropos of nothing...my damn dog is a butter thief. If I don't watch her and there's butter on the counter, she will steal and eat it. This time she only got about 1/3 of a stick...but she has in the past eaten a whole damn stick of it....
Posted by: Tami


But How does it work out in the end?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2019 06:08 PM (veds3)

58 The dem strategy to harass and smear our POTUS is working out splendidly - for us!

Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2019 06:08 PM (5ZRXN)

59 Does the media really have sex partners? Or are you saying that to be nice?

Posted by: John Podesta at April 09, 2019 06:08 PM (sLicW)

60 IN ONE SWALLOW. Later, the Marine saw the squirrel's tail sticking out of his dog's butt, and had to....remove it.


My dog caught a rat and tried to swallow it whole.. he ended up puking it up... Disgusting

Posted by: It's me donna at April 09, 2019 06:09 PM (O2RFr)

61 Didn't Rachel Maddow's ratings tank at about the same time? Erectile dysfunction is a serious condition.

Posted by: Fritz at April 09, 2019 06:09 PM (LuPts)

62 socks, crusty stanky socks

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 09, 2019 06:09 PM (sLicW)

63
You know, my new default for voting might just be "who does the MSM utterly despise?" They will then get my vote.

/and yes, that means I will never vote D


Yep, that's what locked up my vote for him. I noticed that the same people who were attacking him just also happened to be the very same people who hate me and my political beliefs. You know, all those fringe radical ideas like following the Constitution, standing up for the principles in it, and the absolutely shocking belief that the people we elect to act in our stead in Washington be honest and act in We the People's interests.

What a grand coincidence to discover that. Whodathunkit?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 06:09 PM (HaL55)

64 Count yourself lucky. I just read the "Good Dog" article in Garden and Gun about a Marine's rescue doggie. Dog would eat anything, including an injured squirrel IN ONE SWALLOW. Later, the Marine saw the squirrel's tail sticking out of his dog's butt, and had to....remove it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)


LOL. I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 09, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)

65 The funny thing is this poll was taken in California , or at least mostly by Democrats.

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2019 06:09 PM (BbGew)

66 My GOD, people.


100 comments. That's all you have to stay on topic for.

Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (LL1Be)

67 Wait a minute...aren't you running for the Seattle City Council? I'm sure I voted for you...several times.
Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at April 09, 2019 06:05 PM (EOfHE)

No that's Goofy.

Posted by: Mickey Mouse at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (iZjYf)

68 Trump is 100% in my heart.

Posted by: MAGA at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (I5LRE)

69 >>I would like to hear more about Sex Partners.

OK, we'll start with Andrea Mitchell and Alan Greenspan, Mika and Mornin' Joe, Brian Stelter and his NY weather gal wife, Don Lemon and his boytoy fiancée. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (W+vEI)

70 what do the letters in nood stand for. I know it means new thread. But the letters?

Posted by: mog smash at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (qMjSx)

71 Count yourself lucky. I just read the "Good Dog" article in Garden and Gun about a Marine's rescue doggie. Dog would eat anything, including an injured squirrel IN ONE SWALLOW. Later, the Marine saw the squirrel's tail sticking out of his dog's butt, and had to....remove it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

Ugh Jane!

My dog will hunt moles until she drops. Puked one up in the house once. That was fun....

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (cF8AT)

72 My dog caught a rat and tried to swallow it whole.. he ended up puking it up... Disgusting
======

My parents had a Boston Terrier who would catch mice and then toy with them like a cat. Throw them up in the air, they'd land and start to scurry, she'd catch them again....

When she got tired of that, she ate them.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (JcXHH)

73 66 My GOD, people.


100 comments. That's all you have to stay on topic for.
Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (LL1Be)

We are still talking sex partners, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

74 Whatever happened to the Gallup tracker? It used to be daily. Then some time in late 2018, it switched to a weekly. And about a month ago, it just stopped altogether.

Weird.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM (FiUMj)

75 66 My GOD, people.


100 comments. That's all you have to stay on topic for.

Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (LL1Be)

I was told 50...

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

76 "You know, my new default for voting might just be "who does the MSM utterly despise?" They will then get my vote."

That was what initially converted me to a Trump supporter in 2016: all the right people hated him.

Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM (S+f+m)

77 How could the media sex-poppets cast a vote if they're bound by leather thongs and they've got ball gags in their questing mouths?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM (kQs4Y)

78 Former Secretary of State John Kerry testified before the House Oversight Committee Tuesday, claiming freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has demonstrated more leadership on combating global warming than President Donald Trump has in his lifetime.

What a fuckin asshole. Now want to see white privilage? I give you horseface kerry

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM (Y+V3r)

79 Later, the Marine saw the squirrel's tail sticking out of his dog's butt, and had to....remove it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

--------

My favorite is when cats eat string. It's like a revolting Chatty Cathy doll. You have to pull the string, and the cat meows.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM (AzW6q)

80 75 66 My GOD, people.

100 comments. That's all you have to stay on topic for.

Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (LL1Be)

I was told 50...


i've heard it both ways

Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM (sGtp+)

81 70 what do the letters in nood stand for. I know it means new thread. But the letters?

Posted by: mog smash at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (qMjSx)

I think it's a play on the word nude.

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 06:12 PM (mX8Vr)

82 OK, we'll start with Andrea Mitchell

Oh. I thought it was a Sex Club, Sex Cult kind of thing.

With membership cards and those weird mask parties.

Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 09, 2019 06:12 PM (LL1Be)

83 >>Dog would eat anything, including an injured squirrel IN ONE SWALLOW. Later, the Marine saw the squirrel's tail sticking out of his dog's butt, and had to....remove it.


You should hear some of the stories lauraW has about Ace!

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2019 06:12 PM (WnDll)

84 He's doing a good job, in the face of ridiculous levels of negative press hysteria. MAGA. Go Trump.

Posted by: Beltway Elite at April 09, 2019 06:12 PM (b6kHD)

85 Nobody has ever seen a squirrel's tail out of me .... as far as you know.

Posted by: Brie Larson's Ass at April 09, 2019 06:12 PM (pw+jk)

86 Ugh Jane!

My dog will hunt moles until she drops. Puked one up in the house once. That was fun....

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (cF8AT)


Our son's dog hunts moles, too. She digs them up and dispatches them. Thankfully, doesn't eat them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

87 Too slow to this party.
Sort of O/T but it does involve eunuchs.
I got a survey in the mail today from the RNC. They ask sort of the right questions. Also, how much do I want to contribute and the $15.00 processing fee if I send in this thing.
I'm torn. Send it back shredded? Send it back with my answers to support the president?
Support the president and stop being bottoms?

Suggestions?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 09, 2019 06:12 PM (5U303)

88 'what do the letters in nood stand for.'

Institutional racisim.

Posted by: Insane Clown PeePee at April 09, 2019 06:12 PM (UdKB7)

89 Oh, and the Red Letter Media guys have a new episode out on Shazam!:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xoi5hA86BmA

Which I liked, and would have discussed had we been graced with a movie thread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2019 06:13 PM (kQs4Y)

90 "new one" became "nood"

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2019 06:13 PM (W+vEI)

91
We'll need to see the details of his automobile insurance coverage limits.

Oh, wait, you said "collusion".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 06:13 PM (1hy/q)

92 When the "media" got done trashing DJT, I knew I could trust him.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 09, 2019 06:13 PM (RuIsu)

93 Later, the Marine saw the squirrel's tail sticking out of his dog's butt, and had to....remove it.


*******

Meh- call me when it starts wagging.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2019 06:13 PM (m45I2)

94
Too slow to this party.

Sort of O/T


Yeah, I kinda doubt that.

Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 09, 2019 06:13 PM (LL1Be)

95
Now
Oddballs
Ought to
Ditch

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 06:14 PM (1hy/q)

96 'Suggestions?'

Do you have any partially digested moles?

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 06:14 PM (UdKB7)

97 My dog eats the bathroom trash where Mrs. Jukin puts her hair. it is pretty funny when the dog is crapping and there is a magical suspended turd out of her ass connected to an invisible hair.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 09, 2019 06:14 PM (pw+jk)

98 Trump may be at 53%.

The GOP however is at a solid 0% as usual. Several cuck-publican Senators are telling the WH they won't confirm Herman Cain is nominated.

Cuz the Fed would be - wait for it - TOO POLITICIZED!! My goodness. What's next a politicized supreme court??

Pieces of shit. All of them.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 06:15 PM (FiUMj)

99 100

Posted by: FBI at April 09, 2019 06:15 PM (gC2IV)

100 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 06:14 PM (1hy/q)
Wha'chu talkin' 'about, Willis?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 09, 2019 06:15 PM (0QYMt)

101 Suggestions?

--------

Do they have return postage paid? If so, pack the envelope with pennies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:15 PM (AzW6q)

102 Apropos of nothing...my damn dog is a butter thief.

If I don't watch her and there's butter on the counter, she will steal

and eat it. This time she only got about 1/3 of a stick...but she has

in the past eaten a whole damn stick of it....



My dogs would never swipe anything (it was like Drax's dobermans), and until one of them was very, very ill never even knew food could actually come from the dining table.


In her last months, one of my girls finally gave me the big middle toe, and started swiping stuff off of the table. She knew I wasn't going to do anything, and at this point, had earned anything she wanted.


I never knew dogs could poop fluorescent blue, but let them have some birthday cake...

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 09, 2019 06:15 PM (sLicW)

103
Later, the Marine saw the squirrel's tail sticking out of his dog's butt, and had to....remove it.


Richard Gere prefers gerbils because they have insubstantial tails ... just sayin'.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 06:15 PM (1hy/q)

104 nood stands for new one on deck
Posted by: Puddin Head at April 09, 2019 06:13 PM (2TR6I)


*nods head*

Naaaaaaah.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 09, 2019 06:15 PM (aS1PU)

105 Over 100 comments.


Back On Topic:

How about those favorable poll numbers, eh?

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (m45I2)

106 I heard this crunching sound behind the shop one day and it was Scout eating a chipmunk. Sounded like he was eating walnuts.

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (UdKB7)

107 "... squirrel's tail ... dog's butt ....remove it."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)
---
Jeebus Jane!

But yeah, I love Garden and Gun. Too bad I let it lapse.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (kQs4Y)

108 The GOP however is at a solid 0% as usual. Several cuck-publican
Senators are telling the WH they won't confirm Herman Cain is nominated.



Cuz the Fed would be - wait for it - TOO POLITICIZED!!


I wonder who?

Posted by: Wicker, Rubio, Portman,Collins,Murkowski, Blount,Alexander,Toomey,Romney, Paul,Moran,Lee at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (LL1Be)

109 24 I saw Collusionary open for The Flaming Woodpeckers at The Gorge in George in 2014.

it was orange man with a woodpecker in the collusionary.

Posted by: Anachronda plays clue at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (sGtp+)

110 I was told 50...

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

You were misinformed...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (wYseH)

111
What does "nood" stand for, that's what I'm talking about, Boolis.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (1hy/q)

112 So, MSDNC was happy that PDT fired Nielsen, and now they're saying it's "workplace violence."

NBC and CNN can DIAF.

My youngest BiL was offered a payout by ATasteriskT from his job at CNN Atlanta. He happily took it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (ptqGC)

113 I'm only here to say that Democrats can eat shit and die. And the sooner, the better.

It's 88 and sunny. Gentle, warm breeze. Gonna blow off walking and read. Later folks.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at April 09, 2019 06:17 PM (nR5ak)

114 Trump poll numbers and stuff dogs shit out.

God I love this place.

Posted by: clutch cargo at April 09, 2019 06:17 PM (sLicW)

115 Suggestions?
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I've always wondered: If I sent them a dollar would they spend $100 trying to get more money from me?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 09, 2019 06:17 PM (hjaPQ)

116 110 I was told 50...

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

You were misinformed...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (wYseH)
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We have topics?

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 06:17 PM (MVjcR)

117 Didn't Rachel Maddow's ratings tank at about the same time? Erectile dysfunction is a serious condition.


Posted by: Fritz at April 09, 2019 06:09 PM (LuPts


Hillary had an electoral dysfunction.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 09, 2019 06:17 PM (0QYMt)

118
I never knew dogs could poop fluorescent blue, but let them have some birthday cake...

You apparently never had a child who ate a crayon. Or crayons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 06:17 PM (HaL55)

119 Consider the Trump vs. Obama differential at this point in their respective Presidencies in light of the related differential in the volume and scope of press coverage. As we all know, the press was embarrassingly in the tank for Obama, ascribing Light Bringer status in print, TV and pictures (yes, we all remember the upwards perspective pictures of Obama, complete with white aura around his face, signifying his angelic god-like status among Progressives). (oh, and the image manipulation of Trump, Manafort, etc., to make Trump EXTRA-super-duper Orange, and Manafort sickly and pathetic).

Just imagine what Trump's presidency (and approval numbers) would like if he got 1/5th the positive press coverage that was lavished on Obama.

Trump has is current approval numbers DESPITE the 24/7 unprecedented vicious and ad hominem press coverage. Be happy morons! This tells us that indeed, a sizable majority of voters have jettisoned the main steam media. Trump is now growing in strength, and with incoming over the next few months of FISA abuse, Huber investigation (maybe? Hello? Interviewed anyone yet Huber?!), Criminal referrals of Deep State actors, and surely more than what we now contemplate, magic 8-ball says "Outlook Good" for 2020 election.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 09, 2019 06:17 PM (gBYHI)

120 I wonder who?
Posted by: Wicker, Rubio, Portman,Collins,Murkowski, Blount,Alexander,Toomey,Romney, Paul,Moran,Lee at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (LL1Be)

____

Romney.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 06:18 PM (FiUMj)

121 I see PDT going to 57% after the IG report comes out.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2019 06:18 PM (Fj8Y8)

122 Please send your mole hunting dogs to my house. My dog is lazy AF. I hate those ugly little bastards! A few years back I thought I'd be proactive and spread grub killer everywhere. It made it worse as they had to look more for food so like a week later I had twice the amount of trails etc. UGH! Bastards! I want to go all Carl Spackler on them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 09, 2019 06:18 PM (+/tGa)

123 Suggestions?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 09, 2019 06:12 PM (5U303)

Send it back with one of those hard, bleached white by the sun dog turds you find in your travels in the envelope.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 09, 2019 06:18 PM (Z+IKu)

124 >>Oh. I thought it was a Sex Club, Sex Cult kind of thing. With membership cards and those weird mask parties.



Oh, OK, then there's the Scntm, the very exclusive sex club where Bill Maher is one of the rare top access members. . .*gags*

I don't see "sex" and "media" mixing well, it's all ugly people being deviant or rapey (see: Matt Lauer's remote door lock).

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2019 06:18 PM (W+vEI)

125 "... squirrel's tail ... dog's butt ....remove it."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)


So you're telling me that squirrel went through backwards? Wow.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 09, 2019 06:18 PM (aS1PU)

126 How about those favorable poll numbers, eh?
Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (m45I2)

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I'm not big on polls at any time, but this far from an election there purely a masturbatory chattering point for the media and political classes to yammer at each other about and get paid for it, as if any of it matters.

These people are like an Ouroboros of unearned influence.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:18 PM (AzW6q)

127 Whatever happened to the Gallup tracker? It used to
be daily. Then some time in late 2018, it switched to a weekly. And
about a month ago, it just stopped altogether.



Weird.



Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM

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They got so bad at polling that no one would pay them to poll any longer. They only do paid push polls now.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 09, 2019 06:19 PM (JUOKG)

128 77 How could the media sex-poppets cast a vote if they're bound by leather thongs and they've got ball gags in their questing mouths?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM (kQs4Y)

A Male-In ballot

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2019 06:19 PM (sy5kK)

129 New math.

53% = 58%.

#winning.

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 06:19 PM (OE84+)

130 The Dems will keep f**king that collusion/obstruction chicken all the way to oblivion.

Trump 2020.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 09, 2019 06:19 PM (/H8v6)

131 115 you can bet on that

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2019 06:19 PM (BbGew)

132
We have topics?
Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 06:17 PM (MVjcR)


There are some who think so. Their days are filled with one disappointment after another.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 06:19 PM (1hy/q)

133 "Trump, meanwhile, is treated as if he's intensely unpopular. He's not. He is merely loathed by the media and their sex-partners."

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For a moment there I thought you should have referred to the media spouses and then I remembered who you meant, the cuckservatives who are coming out progressive but first they had to blow the media.

Posted by: Decaf at April 09, 2019 06:19 PM (PUz4C)

134 The only value of polls like this is to show how big a disconnect there is between the people who hate Trump and the people who answer polls. Even the more hostile pollsters have Trump's 'approval rating' in the high 40s, which is incredible considering the continual attacks on him by entertainment and media.

I did warn many of the pundits and reporters that crying wolf does get you ignored after a while...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:19 PM (39g3+)

135
I'm not big on polls at any time, but this far from an election there purely a masturbatory chattering point for the media and political classes to yammer at each other about and get paid for it, as if any of it matters.

These people are like an Ouroboros of unearned influence.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:18 PM (AzW6q)

My favorite poll is when the Democrat candidate starts panicking in paid advertisements.

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 06:20 PM (mX8Vr)

136 53% with an MFM, Hollywood, Music, TV, etc. etc. that's 95% against him. Maybe there is hope. Can you imagine what his rating would be if the suspects listed above blew him like they did to Barky?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 09, 2019 06:20 PM (+/tGa)

137 I always said that Trump's poll numbers would go up... just the way my wife's bull's girthy cock does when they role play.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 09, 2019 06:20 PM (pw+jk)

138 I'd love to hear the real story about the "close friendship" between Trump and Joe/Mika until it became the flaming hatred Murderin' Joe and his third (or fourth) wife share toward our Magnificent Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:20 PM (ptqGC)

139 though I imagine having that conspiracy theory monkey off his back is contributing to his rise.


Tell me about it.

Posted by: Mel at April 09, 2019 06:21 PM (CFSlN)

140 >>I'd love to hear the real story about the "close friendship" between Trump and Joe/Mika until it became the flaming hatred


Mika has a beef with Trump about a recalled batch of Trump Brand Anal Bleach.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2019 06:22 PM (WnDll)

141 Now if the squirrel's back end hanging out of the dog's butt had a mouse tail hanging out of it, that would be noteworthy.

Mous-squirr-doggeh.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 09, 2019 06:22 PM (m45I2)

142 How exactly will Swallowell's nuking take place? Will he indesciminately bomb "red" parts of the country? Or does his plan involve rounding up those caught with outlawed guns and concentrating them in certain camps in the desert, then nuking the camps? Will the children be nuked, too? How does setting off multiple high yield nuclear devices mesh with the green new deal? So many questions. I'm sure Meet the Press will be right on it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 06:22 PM (dNzKv)

143 Did somebody mention squirrel tail out the butt?

Posted by: Richard Gere at April 09, 2019 06:22 PM (pw+jk)

144 The close election results in Israel shows that every democracy is vulnerable for destruction from within.

Posted by: Decaf at April 09, 2019 06:22 PM (PUz4C)

145 I loved this tweet by Trump today:

I got along very well with Jerry during the zoning and building process. Then I changed course (slightly), became President, and now I am dealing with Congressman Nadler again. Some things never end, but hopefully it will all go well for everyone. Only time will tell!

Yeah but when you were dealing with him before, you didn't stand between Nadler and money/power. Now you're his mortal enemy because of your blocking his earning and the power of his allies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:22 PM (39g3+)

146 Let's never forget this love story that began on Barry The Won's first presser:

"Mr. President, what enchants you most about being in the Oval Office?"

I knew from that very moment where the press was going.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:22 PM (ptqGC)

147 110 I was told 50...

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 06:11 PM (cF8AT)

You were misinformed...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (wYseH)

Ah ok...I'll tell ace...

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 06:22 PM (cF8AT)

148 Okay. Thanks guys. I got the suggestions I expected.
There is a dried dog turd in the front yard and someone hit a skunk out on the road nearby...

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at April 09, 2019 06:23 PM (5U303)

149 The pollsters claim it was some miracle (or Trump/Russia) that Trump won in 2016.


Consider instead, an outsider candidate getting voters to show up because he told them he would actually control the border ... stop using slaves in China (selling out American workers) ... and that voter being believed enough to defeat Crooked Hillary ... who promised to hate deplorable American Patriots.


gosh .. a miracle ... Americans voting for a pro America candidate, not a crook that serves the mafia and foreign interests. Now we just need more performance on those promises ... real action, not ... I really am trying (while filling his admin with DeepState sellouts).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 09, 2019 06:23 PM (Cus5s)

150 Squirrel's tail and Hoppe's #9 can't be beat for anything above a .308 Winchester.

Posted by: Fritz at April 09, 2019 06:23 PM (LuPts)

151 The close election results in Israel shows that every democracy is vulnerable for destruction from within.

The left has spent like 12 solid years trying to destroy Netanyahu through every single outlet they have. Its starting to show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:23 PM (39g3+)

152
More Aunt Becky news: Her youngest brat and yacht girl, Olivia Jade got a break. Her cosmetics trademarks have been approved. They were rejected a couple times before for, ahem, "punctuation problems" (baby can't grammar, apparently).

So now they're approved. In a year or two, she may be back on track to become a Kardashian Klone. Mom will be in the big house, but she'll be all right.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 06:24 PM (f1Vqw)

153 Hillary Clinton. Failed taco.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 09, 2019 06:24 PM (+/tGa)

154 I got along very well with Jerry during the zoning and building process. Then I changed course (slightly), became President, and now I am dealing with Congressman Nadler again. Some things never end, but hopefully it will all go well for everyone. Only time will tell!

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That sounds like a thinly-veiled threat to me. I wonder what Trump gathered on Nadler during the old days. Or who he knows paid off that walking manatee.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:24 PM (AzW6q)

155 You were misinformed...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2019 06:16 PM (wYseH)


Tell me about it.

Posted by: John "Mo" Brennan at April 09, 2019 06:24 PM (/H8v6)

156 Let me guess.
Rand Paul can't find The Fed in the Constitution so by his freakish Aqua Buddha logic, he's a no on Cain. And also a dick. And I think his neighbor gave him a concussion.

McConnell is a dick. And a turtle. And a dick.

Rubio's tiny hands are offended by '9-9-9' which is 'not sufficiently patrician for the lofty Senate'. And he's a dick.

Romney wishes he could rise to the level of being a dick.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 06:24 PM (LL1Be)

157
66 My GOD, people.

100 comments. That's all you have to stay on topic for.
Posted by: mikeyG - Nationalist White at April 09, 2019 06:10 PM (LL1Be)


Yeah, but this particular train wreck is EPIC!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 06:24 PM (1hy/q)

158 I read somewhere that they polled Wall Sreet and found they hate Trump appointees to financial bodies. Hey, crony capitalism is at stake here and insider trading may again frowned upon.

Posted by: Decaf at April 09, 2019 06:25 PM (PUz4C)

159
How exactly will Swallowell's nuking take place? Will he indesciminately
bomb "red" parts of the country? Or does his plan involve rounding up
those caught with outlawed guns and concentrating them in certain camps
in the desert, then nuking the camps? Will the children be nuked, too?
How does setting off multiple high yield nuclear devices mesh with the
green new deal? So many questions. I'm sure Meet the Press will be right
on it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 06:22 PM (dNzKv)


He'll 100% win the blue states with that rhetoric. Trump people are "non people."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

160 Ace makes a good point that Obama was NOT popular, but we were always told he was.

Sort of like we were always told Michelle Obama was a beautiful woman, not a post-op named Michael.

Posted by: Blago at April 09, 2019 06:25 PM (UfkIY)

161
I wonder if the polls are really showing the movement in the squishy middle. You know, those LIV's who don't really follow Progda but claim they're "well informed voters" when the pollsters call? The ones who can't name the VP or the Speaker of the House or the Senate Majority Leader either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 06:25 PM (HaL55)

162 Tell me more about squirrel tail and the interesting places it hangs out of.

Posted by: Shep Smith at April 09, 2019 06:25 PM (pw+jk)

163 WeaselDog just got her flea meds - a liquid applied to the back of her neck. Now she's running around naked with no collar, and doesn't make any noise because her tags aren't jingling.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 06:25 PM (MVjcR)

164 lol, she gave up the anal tats for anal branding.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2019 06:25 PM (MTjB1)

165 135
I'm not big on polls at any time, but this far from an election there purely a masturbatory chattering point for the media and political classes to yammer at each other about and get paid for it, as if any of it matters.

...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:18 PM (AzW6q)


The vote of public opinion always carries weight.
It will be much more difficult for the yammering class to bemoan his renovation of DHS and Homeland security.

Oh, I think he just fired the head of the CIA too.
Let them yammer.


Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2019 06:25 PM (CFSlN)

166 >>100 comments. That's all you have to stay on topic for.


The Topic is Always : Boobs.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2019 06:26 PM (WnDll)

167 ... the media and their sex-partners ...

______


"This is about our wives, isn't it?" -- Cuckservatives conserving cuckservativism

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 09, 2019 06:26 PM (EjMP0)

168
I knew from that very moment where the press was going.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:22 PM (ptqGC)


Were they all wearing squirrel tails?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 06:27 PM (1hy/q)

169 That sounds like a thinly-veiled threat to me

Maybe, could just be one of those "gee you used to think I was a great guy, what changed?" pokes he does every so often to hypocrites he has to deal with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:27 PM (39g3+)

170 Non-collusiony and has a nice beat you can dance to.

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 06:27 PM (NLLmE)

171 156 Let me guess.
Rand Paul can't find The Fed in the Constitution so by his freakish Aqua Buddha logic, he's a no on Cain. And also a dick. And I think his neighbor gave him a concussion.

McConnell is a dick. And a turtle. And a dick.

Rubio's tiny hands are offended by '9-9-9' which is 'not sufficiently patrician for the lofty Senate'. And he's a dick.

Romney wishes he could rise to the level of being a dick.
Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 06:24 PM (LL1Be)

I agree on Romney voting against, disagree on the rest. McConnell, despite not really giving a damn about conservative goals, doesn't showboat in this fashion. Rubio is not quite that dumb. The amount of showboating he could do is insufficient for Rand here.

I think it'll be the usual suspects plus Romney.

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 06:27 PM (mX8Vr)

172 I think the actual approve number is over 55%, due to the Shy Trump (Tory) effect. If Trump gets a deal with China, the Fed lowers rates, and GDP hits a consistent 3% growth then he'll be at 60% and easily be reelected. Lots of IFs in that sentence tho, and I would not be surprised if certain moneyed elite decide to tank the economy next year to get rid of him.

Posted by: Joseph Dickerson at April 09, 2019 06:27 PM (LDV7V)

173 >>>Sort of like we were always told Michelle Obama was a beautiful woman, not a post-op named Michael.<<<

Yes, but you could see the leaps in technical proficiency every time Mitch hit the stripper pole.

Posted by: Fritz at April 09, 2019 06:27 PM (LuPts)

174 Mom will be in the big house, but she'll be all right."

The Kids are Alright...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 09, 2019 06:27 PM (6qErC)

175 Are Brian Stelter and Bill Kristol secret sex partners? The thought is leaving me queasy...{{{Barf}}}

Posted by: Tentotwo at April 09, 2019 06:27 PM (yhf6w)

176 In before 200!

You morons are slowing down. Too much winning?

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 06:27 PM (NLLmE)

177 168
I knew from that very moment where the press was going.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:22 PM (ptqGC)

Were they all wearing squirrel tails?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


wait,

the press is made up of FURRIES?


*racks shotgun*

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2019 06:28 PM (d7Ww2)

178 Nancy Pelosi in the sidebar about the difference between votes and Twitter followers: Me-e-e-e-ow!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 09, 2019 06:28 PM (0QYMt)

179 And Melania has yet to appear on the cover of any magazine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

180 After 2016 my opinion of polls are they are not worth the time, paper or sound bites they are reported on.

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2019 06:28 PM (BbGew)

181 Maybe, could just be one of those "gee you used to think I was a great guy, what changed?" pokes he does every so often to hypocrites he has to deal with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:27 PM (39g3+)

--------

Could be... it's the "hopefully it will all go well for everyone. Only time will tell!" that grabbed my attention, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:28 PM (AzW6q)

182
I would not advise an image search on "anal tattoos". You will get a number of hits, including one young debutante who had hers tagged with "Daddy's Hole".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 06:28 PM (f1Vqw)

183 wait,



the press is made up of FURRIES?





*racks shotgun*

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2019 06:28 PM (d7Ww2

Worse - Bronies.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 09, 2019 06:28 PM (0QYMt)

184 177 168
I knew from that very moment where the press was going.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:22 PM (ptqGC)

Were they all wearing squirrel tails?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


wait,

the press is made up of FURRIES?


*racks shotgun*
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2019 06:28 PM (d7Ww2)

Did a furry kill your father or something?

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 06:29 PM (mX8Vr)

185 The facts that Trumps polls remain high dispite what the liberal M.S. Media have to say is proof that Americans do not trust the M.S. Media

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 09, 2019 06:29 PM (wGqjj)

186
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2019 06:29 PM (KCxzN)

187 Are Brian Stelter and Bill Kristol secret sex partners? The thought is leaving me queasy...{{{Barf}}}
===
I just don't see the mechanics of two ginomourously fat fucks being able to trib each other.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 09, 2019 06:29 PM (pw+jk)

188 179 And Melania has yet to appear on the cover of any magazine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)



Were Melania not married to a Republican President, they would be treating her the way Jackie Kennedy was treated.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 09, 2019 06:29 PM (ujg0T)

189 More Aunt Becky news: Her youngest brat and yacht girl, Olivia Jade got a
break. Her cosmetics trademarks have been approved. They were rejected a
couple times before for, ahem, "punctuation problems" (baby can't
grammar, apparently).


I hope she makes billions with her latest fragrance "Yacht Poon".
Then USC gives her an honorary doctorate.


HA! Fuck ALL ya'll!

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 06:30 PM (LL1Be)

190 proof that Americans do not trust the M.S. Media
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 09, 2019 06:29 PM (wGqjj)

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The only ones who do are certifiable lunatics and people old enough to have voted for Taft.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:30 PM (AzW6q)

191
It speaks volumes about how ignorant Dims think their voters are that they consider 16 and 17 year olds their intellectual equals.

So much for the "superior minds".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 06:30 PM (1hy/q)

192 Were Melania not married to a Republican President, they would be treating her the way Jackie Kennedy was treated.

And this time she'd deserve the praise. A pillbox hat in 90 colors is not a fashion statement.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:30 PM (39g3+)

193 Does collusioney come without pimentos?

Posted by: Marcus T at April 09, 2019 06:30 PM (9JZO6)

194 I would not advise an image search on "anal tattoos". You will get a number of hits, including one young debutante who had hers tagged with "Daddy's Hole".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear



The "Aristocrat".

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 06:30 PM (NLLmE)

195 Beelzebub did it again. I FedExed an item back to them early this morning - just received email confirmation that my card will be credited in 3 to 5 business days.

The devil is a smart dude.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2019 06:31 PM (CFSlN)

196 Not having TV I'm sure these poll numbers led the evening news.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 09, 2019 06:31 PM (rPc2p)

197 That sounds like a thinly-veiled threat to me. I
wonder what Trump gathered on Nadler during the old days. Or who he
knows paid off that walking manatee.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:24 PM (AzW6q


Trump was the only sober person in New York night life. A lot of people forget that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 09, 2019 06:31 PM (0QYMt)

198 Measles are the lead story on CBS News. I wonder if they will state the obvious.

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

199 In related news, I sure hope Nunes' defamation lawsuit against McClatchy and "Republican" consultant Liz Mair goes forward. He's on to something with his focus on conspiracies related to everything Muh Russia. If he can get to discovery phase, will be very interesting to find out who was behind the money that funded the media campaign against Trump and Nunes (and everyone else that (correctly) challenged the Dem narrative).

If you believe, as I do, that the entire charade was an organized effort between Hillary, Obama admin, members of the press and private outfits like Fusion GPS, there are several promising investigative fronts any one of which could blow the whole sordid affair wide open and lead to the next required step of putting the wood to the low(er) level actors, put them to real jail time, and thus start rolling witnesses on the way to the top of the conspiracy pyramid.

I remind everyone that McCabe said expressly and publicly that he wasn't going to go down by himself. Sounds like a guy greatly deserving of a look at a 30-year+ jail sentence. Flip and roll. Flip and roll. All the way to the top.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 09, 2019 06:31 PM (gBYHI)

200 Measles are a form of fungus.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 06:31 PM (LL1Be)

201 163 WeaselDog just got her flea meds - a liquid applied to the back of her neck. Now she's running around naked with no collar, and doesn't make any noise because her tags aren't jingling.
Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 06:25 PM (MVjcR)


Few years back, had a black lab, Shadow.

Shadow had a chain collar and the tag on it. It would rattle, a metal disk on a chain collar.

Once in a while, we would remove the collar, and Shadow hated it. He was visibly upset the collar was off, would keep leading a person back to the counter it was placed and point, like he found a bird when hunting.

If I picked up the collar and shook it to make a noise, Shadow would go nuts, bark or whine, and shake like he was getting a treat.

Dog felt naked without that collar. Crazy thing to witness.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2019 06:32 PM (sy5kK)

202 198 Measles are the lead story on CBS News. I wonder if they will state the obvious.
Posted by: freaked


globul warming?

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 09, 2019 06:32 PM (d7Ww2)

203
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 06:28 PM (f1Vqw)


You're a "giver"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 06:32 PM (1hy/q)

204 Much of Obama's positive polling was fear of being called racist.
Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2019 06:01 PM (BXMxN)


This. Like someone is gonna tell a stranger on the phone he can't stand the Bathhouse Rat. Even a "somewhat approve" might be sketchy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 09, 2019 06:32 PM (y7DUB)

205 Trump was the only sober person in New York night life. A lot of people forget that.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 09, 2019 06:31 PM (0QYMt)


Hoo boy. I'll bet he Knows Things. Many Things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

206 Four legs good, two legs bad.

Posted by: Media Looking For Sex Partners at April 09, 2019 06:33 PM (cVNoh)

207 we are living in very strange times

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2019 06:33 PM (0O7c5)

208 I see PDT received a personal invitation from QEII to attend the 75th commemoration of D-Day.

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Wow, he didn't get yet another snub? I'm sure it was over the objections of her big-earred son.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 09, 2019 06:33 PM (JoUsr)

209 200 Measles are a form of fungus.
Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 06:31 PM (LL1Be)


and a form of Islam.

Posted by: mr. snark at April 09, 2019 06:33 PM (sy5kK)

210 Not a word about where the measles came from. Assholes.

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 06:34 PM (UdKB7)

211 No i dont mean measles come from assholes

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 06:34 PM (UdKB7)

212 I see PDT received a personal invitation from QEII to attend the 75th commemoration of D-Day.

I suspect the old lady and he see eye to eye on a lot of things, even if he's a bit crass. But you know, Americans.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:34 PM (39g3+)

213 I see PDT received a personal invitation from QEII to attend the 75th commemoration of D-Day.

--

Wow, he didn't get yet another snub? I'm sure it was over the objections of her big-earred son.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun



They really should just retire the royals after she's gone. She's the last one that really counts anyway.

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 06:35 PM (NLLmE)

214

Olivia Jade Trademark Nooze:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6904637

The older daughter isn't as a big a thing as Olivia. She may not do so well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 06:35 PM (f1Vqw)

215 Mostly Mexicans probably.

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 06:35 PM (UdKB7)

216 182 Somehow I didn't need to know that

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2019 06:35 PM (BbGew)

217 198 Measles are the lead story on CBS News. I wonder if they will state the obvious.
Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 06:31 PM (UdKB7)


who is this "Trump" person?

Posted by: National news broadcasts at April 09, 2019 06:35 PM (sy5kK)

218 If you believe, as I do, that the entire charade was an organized effort between Hillary, Obama admin, members of the press and private outfits like Fusion GPS, there are several promising investigative fronts any one of which could blow the whole sordid affair wide open and lead to the next required step of putting the wood to the low(er) level actors, put them to real jail time, and thus start rolling witnesses on the way to the top of the conspiracy pyramid.

I remind everyone that McCabe said expressly and publicly that he wasn't going to go down by himself. Sounds like a guy greatly deserving of a look at a 30-year+ jail sentence. Flip and roll. Flip and roll. All the way to the top.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 09, 2019 06:31 PM (gBYHI)


Absolutely I believe that. McCabe should avoid Fort Marcy Park, lifting weights by himself or with someone and every other fucking thing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 09, 2019 06:35 PM (y7DUB)

219
212 I see PDT received a personal invitation from QEII to attend the 75th commemoration of D-Day.

I suspect the old lady and he see eye to eye on a lot of things, even if he's a bit crass. But you know, Americans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:34 PM (39g3+)


She knows one thing, at least: PDJT won't be giving her a DVD of all his speeches.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 06:36 PM (1hy/q)

220 Measles are a fungus? Viruses are crushed by the defection of one of their most notorious allies.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 06:37 PM (dNzKv)

221
Maybe, could just be one of those "gee you used to think I was a great guy, what changed?" pokes he does every so often to hypocrites he has to deal with.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:27 PM (39g3+)


In the same thread Trump explains Nadler was holding up a development project that Trump was working on because Nadler wanted a rail project to be part of it. Trump won the argument and got it built without the rail line.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 09, 2019 06:37 PM (TAmPV)

222 Barr shut the Dems down today but CBS "news" is portraying them as heroic. Assholes.

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 06:37 PM (UdKB7)

223 there are several promising investigative fronts any one of which could blow the whole sordid affair wide open and lead to the next required step of putting the wood to the low(er) level actors, put them to real jail time, and thus start rolling witnesses on the way to the top of the conspiracy pyramid.

Sure, that's how Giuliani (and others) broke the mob. And its how to break the deep state. But the problem is that too many people who would have the power to do this are PART of the deep state. This isn't like judges and cops bought by the mob, its like having Sam Giancana running the FBI.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:37 PM (39g3+)

224 >>>
Trump was the only sober person in New York night life. A lot of people forget that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 09, 2019 06:31 PM (0QYMt)
------------------------------------

Hoo boy. I'll bet he Knows Things. Many Things.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
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He knew who shot that mafia guy before the cops.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2019 06:38 PM (CFSlN)

225
This. Like someone is gonna tell a stranger on the phone he can't stand
the Bathhouse Rat. Even a "somewhat approve" might be sketchy.


If I knew for certain that I was getting a call from a pollster (as opposed to a bill collector, which would result in an instant court-ordered appearance (again)), I'd tell him/her that hell yeah I like what President Trump is doing and my disapproval of TFG would go something like, "Do you have a choice that's lower than a zero? I hate that asshole with the heat of a thousand suns.

Oooh, can we do Hillary Clinton now?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 06:38 PM (HaL55)

226 They really should just retire the royals after she's gone. She's the last one that really counts anyway.
Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 06:35 PM (NLLmE)

She's hangin' on for dear life, so to speak...I don't think she's too comfortable with the thought of Jug-Eared Chuck as king.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 09, 2019 06:38 PM (2shuf)

227 Ozero loves himself so hard he cries when he flushes his precious turds

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 09, 2019 06:39 PM (D4SfS)

228 >>This isn't like judges and cops bought by the mob, its like having Sam Giancana running the FBI.

Not anymore.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2019 06:39 PM (/tuJf)

229 Do media "sex partners" have two legs, or four?

Four legs, good! Two legs, bad!

Posted by: bill kristol at April 09, 2019 06:39 PM (Dh1wo)

230 Looks like the bottle deposit crook just lost his get out of jail free card. Maybe trump can pardon him. Otherwise bye bye bibi!

Posted by: raimondo at April 09, 2019 06:39 PM (yI+JA)

231 The last couple of weeks have shown what Trump would do, will do without a Mueller/impeachment hanging over his head and why Sessions was such a traitor.

It is going to be a wild and fun ride to election night 2020.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 09, 2019 06:39 PM (pw+jk)

232 The Queen's progeny have been off visiting every tin pot dictator in South America maybe she sees the light.

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2019 06:40 PM (BbGew)

233 Now she's running around naked with no collar, and doesn't make any noise because her tags aren't jingling.
Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 06:25 PM (MVjcR)
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Just like Daddy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2019 06:40 PM (kQs4Y)

234 They really should just retire the royals after she's gone. She's the last one that really counts anyway.

I agree, go out on a high note. End the entire system and cut off the royal family from the public dole. Would save the nation millions. Its not like they're anything but a tourist attraction now anyway. The Royal Family for England is like what they call church in most places in the UK: regular rituals and holidays carried out by people who believe in none of it any more because it feels traditional and homey.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (39g3+)

235 raimondo- check the votes over in Israel first

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (BbGew)

236 234 Now she's running around naked with no collar, and doesn't make any noise because her tags aren't jingling.
Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 06:25 PM (MVjcR)
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Just like Daddy!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2019 06:40 PM (kQs4Y)
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Well I wasn't going to say anything!

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (MVjcR)

237
The only Trump quote on the CBS "News" is

"Some of these people are not people you want in our country"

and then they go straight to Dick Blumenthal.

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (UdKB7)

238 Oh boy. I'm standing at a bus stop with a bearded hipster burnout CRANKING rave music on a ghetto blaster. So. Much. Fun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (ICeSA)

239 219
212 I see PDT received a personal invitation from QEII to attend the 75th commemoration of D-Day.

I suspect the old lady and he see eye to eye on a lot of things, even if he's a bit crass. But you know, Americans.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:34 PM (39g3+)

She knows one thing, at least: PDJT won't be giving her a DVD of all his speeches.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 06:36 PM (1hy/q)

Trump should go and offer the Queen a deal.

You seem to want to give your Crown away, so I'll ask the question no one wants to ask.

Would you rather have England be part of the France and Germany dominated EU? or would you rather see it reunited with the Colonies, as the 51st State?

Posted by: Don Q at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (NgKpN)

240 wait,



the press is made up of FURRIES?
_____________

That would not surprise anyone. Freaks of a feather flock together. Losers are naturally attracted to other losers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at April 09, 2019 06:42 PM (fqUgw)

241 239 Oh boy. I'm standing at a bus stop with a bearded hipster burnout CRANKING rave music on a ghetto blaster. So. Much. Fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (ICeSA)

Start dancing.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at April 09, 2019 06:42 PM (iZjYf)

242 and then they go straight to Dick Blumenthal.

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (UdKB7)

Dick is a dick. Damned stolen valor POS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

243 Yep, that's what locked up my vote for him. I noticed that the same people who were attacking him just also happened to be the very same people who hate me and my political beliefs. You know, all those fringe radical ideas like following the Constitution, standing up for the principles in it, and the absolutely shocking belief that the people we elect to act in our stead in Washington be honest and act in We the People's interests.

What a grand coincidence to discover that. Whodathunkit?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism


I first took a serious look at Trump when he called CNN fake news.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2019 06:43 PM (+lVUW)

244 Would you rather have England be part of the France and Germany dominated EU? or would you rather see it reunited with the Colonies, as the 51st State?
Posted by: Don Q at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (NgKpN)
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Tell them about the dental plan!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2019 06:43 PM (kQs4Y)

245 'Now she's running around naked with no collar, and doesn't make any noise because her tags aren't jingling. '

R. Kelly posts here?

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 06:43 PM (UdKB7)

246 I think the queen actually has constitutional power to do something about Brexit but refuses to. Possibly because it would cause a crisis of power: will they even listen to her?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:43 PM (39g3+)

247 OT: The last Doolittle raider passed away today. Lt. Col. Cole USAF (ret.) went to Heaven after 103 years on this earth.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 09, 2019 06:43 PM (8Ls/+)

248
I don't think she's too comfortable with the thought of Jug-Eared Chuck as king.
Posted by: antisocialist


'Tis a silly king.

Posted by: Cowardly lion at April 09, 2019 06:44 PM (aKsyK)

249 Would you rather have England be part of the France and Germany dominated EU? or would you rather see it reunited with the Colonies, as the 51st State?

Bunch of Socialists would make California look like MAGA country.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 09, 2019 06:44 PM (rtqhI)

250 Tell them about the dental plan!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2019 06:43 PM (kQs4Y)

LMAO.

Posted by: IC at April 09, 2019 06:44 PM (LJUs+)

251 The dingbat liberal scold next door with a "resist" sticker on her car, just saw the "Resistance is Futile" sticker I put on the back of my truck. Next to the Molon Labe sticker. Next to the American flag sticker.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 06:44 PM (MVjcR)

252 So. Some dude, clearly a moron, made off with $21k worth of Vicky's Secret panties. I wonder if the models were wearing them at the time?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2019 06:44 PM (1fHj1)

253 Trump should go and offer the Queen a deal.

You seem to want to give your Crown away, so I'll ask the question no one wants to ask.

Would you rather have England be part of the France and Germany dominated EU? or would you rather see it reunited with the Colonies, as the 51st State?
Posted by: Don Q at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (NgKpN)

We'd have to demand that Scotland be independent for this to be remotely acceptable. (Scotland is very left wing)

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 06:44 PM (mX8Vr)

254 I hung up on every pollster that called before the election. The questions were biased and leading. Didn't even say good bye.

Posted by: Burger Chef at April 09, 2019 06:45 PM (RuIsu)

255
Meghan is a real piece of work. The latest is she's demanding her baby be raised as a vegan, and that's pissing the Queen off big time.

Harry for his part, is just chalking this nonsense up to hormones.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 06:45 PM (f1Vqw)

256 239 Oh boy. I'm standing at a bus stop with a bearded hipster burnout CRANKING rave music on a ghetto blaster. So. Much. Fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (ICeSA)

Stand by him in the bus and fart on him. Loudly.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 09, 2019 06:45 PM (8Ls/+)

257 Oh boy. I'm standing at a bus stop with a bearded hipster burnout CRANKING rave music on a ghetto blaster. So. Much. Fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (ICeSA)

Start dancing.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?



Like Elaine Benes.

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

258 Trump should forego any trip to England. They are a piddly assed country. No fuks given.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 09, 2019 06:46 PM (D4SfS)

259 257
Meghan is a real piece of work. The latest is she's demanding her baby be raised as a vegan, and that's pissing the Queen off big time.

Harry for his part, is just chalking this nonsense up to hormones.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 06:45 PM (f1Vqw)

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. Tis is the story of Harry.

Posted by: IC at April 09, 2019 06:46 PM (LJUs+)

260 Tell them about the dental plan!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2019 06:43 PM (kQs4Y)

Lisa needs braces!

Posted by: josephistan at April 09, 2019 06:46 PM (Izzlo)

261 Offer to take everything but Londonstan and Scotland.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2019 06:46 PM (8AONa)

262 >>>Oh boy. I'm standing at a bus stop with a bearded hipster burnout CRANKING rave music on a ghetto blaster. So. Much. Fun<<<

Are you in a time machine? What is this ghetto blaster you speak of?

Posted by: Fritz at April 09, 2019 06:46 PM (LuPts)

263 "Resistance is Futile" sticker I put on the back of my truck. Next to the Molon Labe sticker. Next to the American flag sticker.


I'm trusting you have the Gadsden license plate?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 09, 2019 06:46 PM (fuK7c)

264 (Scotland is very left wing)
_______________

I weep for what used to be my country. Buncha pansies.

Posted by: William Wallace at April 09, 2019 06:46 PM (fqUgw)

265 Disappointed in Harry. Thought he was a cut above.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2019 06:47 PM (CFSlN)

266 260 Oh boy. I'm standing at a bus stop with a bearded hipster burnout CRANKING rave music on a ghetto blaster. So. Much. Fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (ICeSA)

Start dancing.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?


Like Elaine Benes.
Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

Sweet fancy Moses.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

267 259 Every Englishman I've ever worked with reminded me of friggin' concentrated orange juice - a little bit goes a long, long damn way.

I'd consider political union with Chile before the English.
Posted by: Democracy Run Amok at April 09, 2019 06:45 PM (ebsBR)

Well Chile did do social security better than we did.

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 06:47 PM (mX8Vr)

268 Trump should go and offer the Queen a deal.

You seem to want to give your Crown away, so I'll ask the question no one wants to ask.

Would you rather have England be part of the France and Germany dominated EU? or would you rather see it reunited with the Colonies, as the 51st State?
Posted by: Don Q at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (NgKpN)

We'd have to demand that Scotland be independent for this to be remotely acceptable. (Scotland is very left wing)
Posted by: Someguy


#1. They would be the 49th state. After we kick California and Hawaii out.
#2. We take Scotland and kick the Scots out.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 06:47 PM (5gcVT)

269 OT: The last Doolittle raider passed away today. Lt. Col. Cole USAF (ret.) went to Heaven after 103 years on this earth.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 09, 2019 06:43 PM (8Ls/+)


Wow. Godspeed, dear man.

We're hosting Easter dinner here, and a lovely couple who are dear friends are attending. He's 95 and came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day. Served under Patton. His health is beginning to fail (physical), but not his mind.


I hate to think of losing him. Such a bright, funny old fellow, and former AP journalist (who HATES journalism today). Loves him some Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

270 Well put ace!

Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 06:47 PM (K22Va)

271 I agree, go out on a high note. End the entire system and cut off the royal family from the public dole.

--

Heh, can you imagine Meghan Sparkle? Finally finds her pot of gold (don't even tell me she hooked up with Harry for true love), gets a Duchess title to boot, endless money to spend, high profile marriage and poof, there is goes. Taking her gender-fluid redheaded, vegan baby with her.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 09, 2019 06:48 PM (JoUsr)

272 Posted by: Insane Clown Pussy at April 09, 2019 06:00 PM (UdKB7)

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Tater posts at AoS?

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 09, 2019 06:48 PM (WEBkv)

273 Are Brian Stelter and Bill Kristol secret sex partners? The thought is leaving me queasy...{{{Barf}}}
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I just don't see the mechanics of two ginomourously fat fucks being able to trib each other.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 09, 2019 06:29 PM (pw+jk)

It would be like a pillow fight.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 09, 2019 06:48 PM (zJmMh)

274 We take Scotland and kick the Scots out.

You're so fond of being part of the EU, you are now being moved to Portugal, Greece, or Spain, your choice. London, same deal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:48 PM (39g3+)

275 Marry in haste, repent at leisure. Tis is the story of Harry.
_________________

He's going to find out soon why the first two husbands dumped her.

Posted by: Troublemaker at April 09, 2019 06:48 PM (fqUgw)

276 "Would you rather have England be part of the France
and Germany dominated EU? or would you rather see it reunited with the
Colonies, as the 51st State?

Posted by: Don Q at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (NgKpN)"
...I don't think it makes a single bit of difference whether they stay or leave, because I'm convinced they've crossed the event horizon beyond which a culture never recovers. I doubt they can even significantly change the manner in which they flame out, now - just the timing.

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at April 09, 2019 06:49 PM (eAshZ)

277 239 Oh boy. I'm standing at a bus stop with a bearded hipster burnout CRANKING rave music on a ghetto blaster. So. Much. Fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (ICeSA)


Go all Pete Townsend on the ghetto device and then when it's all in little pieces hand it back and say, "Sorry!" then shrug.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 09, 2019 06:49 PM (Z+IKu)

278 236 bibi on short end of 33/27 arab partys makes it 61. Go directly to jail bibi do not pass go do not collect israili government bottle deposits.

Posted by: raimondo at April 09, 2019 06:49 PM (yI+JA)

279 Trump should remind the Queen that Christopher Steele and Richard Dearlove among others are British citizens and they have been very naughty.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2019 06:49 PM (/tuJf)

280 266 "Resistance is Futile" sticker I put on the back of my truck. Next to the Molon Labe sticker. Next to the American flag sticker.


I'm trusting you have the Gadsden license plate?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 09, 2019 06:46 PM (fuK7c)
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No - I have an NRA plate on my SUV and a VA farming plate on the truck. Truck plate is: GRACRZ. SUV plate is SCOPE.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 06:49 PM (MVjcR)

281 251 Would you rather have England be part of the France and Germany dominated EU? or would you rather see it reunited with the Colonies, as the 51st State?

Is sunk to the bottom of the ocean still an option?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 06:49 PM (Kpl3J)

282 Shoot the ghetto blaster first. It saps their will to resist.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2019 06:50 PM (1fHj1)

283 You gotta give the trolls here this: they have a rich fantasy life, and no matter how often they're wrong, they never give up believing. Its impressive, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:50 PM (39g3+)

284 What in hell are we going to do with Scotland?

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM (NLLmE)

285
Back in the '90s, republicanism was at a high public support level. In the UK, that's the term for wanting to get rid of the monarchy and make the country be a republic.

That was due mostly to the antics of her children, Chuckles and Andrew and their wives.

But that waned, as the granchildren seemed to behave themselves. But Meghan might upend all that. She may need to be sent to the Tower.

The Queen could exercise a lot of power if she wanted to, but that would cause a crisis.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM (f1Vqw)

286
I hate to think of losing him. Such a bright, funny old fellow, and
former AP journalist (who HATES journalism today). Loves him some Trump.


He sounds like a rare treasure, Jane. You're lucky to have friends like that. The stories he could tell...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM (HaL55)

287 Ah, and Retardo makes his appearance.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)

288 You gotta give the trolls here this: they have a
rich fantasy life, and no matter how often they're wrong, they never
give up believing. Its impressive, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:50 PM (39g3+)


It's those checks from Soros. Helps their moms with the rent.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

289 277 Are Brian Stelter and Bill Kristol secret sex partners? The thought is leaving me queasy...{{{Barf}}}
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I just don't see the mechanics of two ginomourously fat fucks being able to trib each other.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 09, 2019 06:29 PM (pw+jk)

It would be like a pillow fight.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 09, 2019 06:48 PM (zJmMh)

I think Morrissey penned it best:

"rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation..."

Posted by: josephistan at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM (Izzlo)

290 the monarchy is the best thing about that shithole.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM (MTjB1)

291 ha ha raimondo is betting on the Arab parties supporting Ganz....

you really don't know shit about the situation, do you?

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM (Kpl3J)

292 239 Oh boy. I'm standing at a bus stop with a bearded hipster burnout CRANKING rave music on a ghetto blaster. So. Much. Fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (ICeSA)
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Start dancing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6203oIRC0I

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM (kQs4Y)

293 What in hell are we going to do with Scotland?

--

"The trouble with Scotland is it's full of Scots."

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM (JoUsr)

294 Would you rather have England be part of the France and Germany dominated EU? or would you rather see it reunited with the Colonies, as the 51st State?
Posted by: Don Q at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (NgKpN)



A modest proposal: The Commonwealth of Nations becomes an Anglo-American endeavor, favorable trade relations and all. But I certainly would not want any part of the UK in the USA--those people actually vote for Labour at its nuttiest, and their Tories are more spineless than Mitt if that is possible.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (ujg0T)

295 A Trump approval rating above 50% going into a re-election campaign will hopefully make the Dems suicidal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (oVJmc)

296 they never give up believing. Its impressive, really.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It may be Better Living Through Chemistry.

Posted by: Miklos, imbibing and pulling for Bibi at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (zCyNd)

297 Ah, and Retardo makes his appearance.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)


He's got the apartment (and computer) to himself. Mom just left on a "date."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)

298 I could take the rave music. At least it's not rap.

Posted by: Chris M at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (rnGGe)

299 how will i ever afford scabies treatment on three dollars worth of soros scrip a day my life is a hellscape

Posted by: raimondo at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (ICeSA)

300 288 What in hell are we going to do with Scotland?
Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM

Build the wall!

Posted by: Zombie Hadrian at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (Izzlo)

301 276 half the people in chile lost their social security after it was privatized for companies non-payments.

Posted by: raimondo at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (yI+JA)

302
"rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation..."
________________

That sounds just like my date with Dickie Branson!

Posted by: Barky Obama, Cock Curious (and more) at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (fqUgw)

303 The problem with Scotland is that it's full of scots!

Posted by: Longshanks at April 09, 2019 06:53 PM (gC2IV)

304 301 Ah, and Retardo makes his appearance.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM (hjaPQ)

He's got the apartment (and computer) to himself. Mom just left on a "date."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (ptqGC)
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Oh! I thought they were referring to me!

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 06:53 PM (MVjcR)

305 255 Trump should go and offer the Queen a deal.

You seem to want to give your Crown away, so I'll ask the question no one wants to ask.

Would you rather have England be part of the France and Germany dominated EU? or would you rather see it reunited with the Colonies, as the 51st State?
Posted by: Don Q at April 09, 2019 06:41 PM (NgKpN)

We'd have to demand that Scotland be independent for this to be remotely acceptable. (Scotland is very left wing)
Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 06:44 PM (mX8Vr)

EU gets Scotland. We get England, Wales and Northern Ireland combines with Ireland and also becomes a state. Puerto Ricans get independence and Canada and the Bahamas we get. So that gives us 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 new states.

Liberal heads explode and PDT gets the record for most states added during a presidency.



Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 09, 2019 06:53 PM (8Ls/+)

306 Would you rather have England be part of the France and Germany dominated EU? or would you rather see it reunited with the Colonies, as the 51st State?

****

Let 'em swing.
Bailed them out twice and not sure American blood is worth their coming civil war with Islam. We're going to have our own issues.
This global redistribution of population is going to come to a head soon.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2019 06:53 PM (1fHj1)

307 I'm trusting you have the Gadsden license plate?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 09, 2019 06:46 PM (fuK7c)
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No - I have an NRA plate on my SUV and a VA farming plate on the truck. Truck plate is: GRACRZ. SUV plate is SCOPE.
Posted by: Weasel



Hmm. Well, I'm going to brag. Virginia has a Gadsden plate, which is an awesome fact.

A few years ago the MoMe was near father's day and Vendette -- you know Vendette, Vendette is fucking awesome sauce -- Vendette had display plates made for a few dads, that say PRD DAD on the Gadsden plate. She gave one to me.

That's my brag. I'm in a two license plate state which sucks because I'd love to have this on the front of the truck.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 09, 2019 06:53 PM (fuK7c)

308 304 288 What in hell are we going to do with Scotland?
Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 06:51 PM

Build the wall!
Posted by: Zombie Hadrian at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (Izzlo)

Worked for the Romans. Seriously.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 09, 2019 06:54 PM (8Ls/+)

309 Build the wall!
Posted by: Zombie Hadrian at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (Izzlo)

Get Offa my dyke!

Posted by: unreported Anglo-Saxon at April 09, 2019 06:54 PM (zCyNd)

310 Build the wall!
Posted by: Zombie Hadrian at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (Izzlo)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at April 09, 2019 06:54 PM (kQs4Y)

311 Candice Owens testified before Soviet style star chamber today. Did you see it Ace? She frigging killed it!!!

Posted by: Sherpa_k2 at April 09, 2019 06:54 PM (BsCoj)

312 Like Elaine Benes.
Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 06:45 PM (NLLmE)

Sweet fancy Moses.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

we were watching Fiddler on the Roof and KTY tells me "Mom, you dance like Tevye!"

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 09, 2019 06:54 PM (dm05u)

313 the monarchy is the best thing about that shithole.

--

I'm offended.

Posted by: Spotted Dick at April 09, 2019 06:54 PM (JoUsr)

314 300 they never give up believing. Its impressive, really.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

It may be Better Living Through Chemistry.
Posted by: Miklos, imbibing and pulling for Bibi at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (zCyNd)
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i see you're being charitable and ascribing their insanity to pharmaceuticals rather than mental illness. (with apologies to the truly mentally ill)

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 09, 2019 06:54 PM (WEBkv)

315 Sure, that's how Giuliani (and others) broke the mob. And its how to break the deep state. But the problem is that too many people who would have the power to do this are PART of the deep state. This isn't like judges and cops bought by the mob, its like having Sam Giancana running the FBI.
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I am very hesitant to put ANY confidence in the FBI or DOJ, but I have to say I heard some promising noises from Barr at today's hearing. He's personally looking into the 2016 surveillance of Trump campaign. In light of the hindsight findings of Team Mueller, we now know for sure that a hindsight review of the information that originally (purportedly) justified the Obama admin surveillance of the Trump campaign was unfounded. The ONLY question now, is whether they actors KNEW it was unfounded at the very start (or, more likely, orchestrated it from whole cloth). Barr said today he's personally looking at it.

The thing with high-level conspiracies, is that they all come crashing down if you can roll just one lower level player (when put to life-changing jail time). Of course, a well crafted conspiracy is protected if the high-level actors practice sound compartmentalization of the conspiracy. But here, that's unlikely, at least to the level just below Obama himself. Too many people involved. Too many official yet abnormal actions taken. Too crafty.

For example, flip McCabe, and he will take down everyone around him, including Comey, Brennan, Clapper, Lynch, Yates, Nuland and Powers (above him), and all of the little people below him (Strzok, Page, Ohr twins, etc.). In turn, the little people below him will also flip, implicating more. Once your pierce the fake veneer of credibility at the DOJ and FBI, all the supposed confidential and classified crap they have been withholding comes out. With that info, you can put the wood to the higher ups above McCabe, and if the now-available documentation leads to a serious charge against one of them, you have an outside chance on someone rolling on Obama himself (though this is highly unlikely...)

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 09, 2019 06:55 PM (gBYHI)

316 288
What in hell are we going to do with Scotland?

If we're really nice maybe Australia or New Zealand will take them.

Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 06:55 PM (K22Va)

317 295 the enemy of my enemy is my friend. arabs hate the bottle deposit crook worse.

Posted by: raimondo at April 09, 2019 06:55 PM (yI+JA)

318 78 Former Secretary of State John Kerry testified before the House Oversight Committee Tuesday, claiming freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has demonstrated more leadership on combating global warming than President Donald Trump has in his lifetime.

What a fuckin asshole. Now want to see white privilage? I give you horseface kerry
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Wow. Just think, if those two got together and had a kid. It could have her donkey chompers and crazy eyes, and his loooong face. Someone should suggest to him that he meet her for a drink.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2019 06:55 PM (+lVUW)

319 Hey everybody.

Just read that Bill Maher said a second Trump term would make him feel "gross and uneasy."

Hey, you know what makes ME feel "gross and uneasy" Bill? Your face and your show.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 06:55 PM (miE9U)

320 What in hell are we going to do with Scotland?
Posted by: eleven


I see you've never had the pleasure of an 18 yr old single malt Macallan.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 06:56 PM (5gcVT)

321 What's this? Scotland is a US state now?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 06:56 PM (miE9U)

322
He's going to find out soon why the first two husbands dumped her.

So there really was no nice British lass from a nice family who wasn't a muzzie or had been passed around in a police-approved muz sexploit ring that he could've chosen to marry?

Apparently, we aren't the only ones #WASTF. So terribly tired of evil winning all the fucking time. What's it gonna take to restore some sanity to this world?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 06:57 PM (HaL55)

323 Bottle deposit crook. LOL Raimondo really is a horse's rear, isn't he?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2019 06:57 PM (AllCR)

324 John Kerry.
Desperately seeking relevance as we approach 2020.

And a paying gig.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2019 06:57 PM (1fHj1)

325 Here's a nice set of numbers to consider

Average unemployment during the first 26 months of presidential terms:

Obama: 9.5%

Reagan: 8.9%

Ford: 7.9%

Clinton: 6.4%

Carter: 6.4%

JFK: 6.1%

GW Bush: 4.8%

LBJ: 4.5%

Nixon: 4.4%

Trump: 4.1%

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 06:58 PM (39g3+)

326 Channel 13 News updated its exit poll on Tuesday night, with the update now showing that the Likud party leads with 35 seats, followed by Blue and White with 34, Shas with eight seats, and United Torah Judaism with seven.

The Labor Party wins six seats, the Hadash-Ta al party has six, and Yisrael Beytenu has six as well.

The Union of Right-Wing parties has five seats, Meretz has four, and Ra am-Balad has four seats as well.

The New Right, Zehut, and Gesher do not pass the electoral threshold.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 06:58 PM (Y+V3r)

327 The whiskey distilleries in Scotland are impressive. Maybe we could keep those.

Posted by: IC at April 09, 2019 06:58 PM (LJUs+)

328 Bolt Neck John Kerry

Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 06:58 PM (K22Va)

329 The more the craziness ramps up, I believe we will see PDT's poll numbers go up.

Keep harping on:
White privilege
Racism
Open Borders
Reparations
Islamaphobia
Free everything

And on and on. Dummies.

Posted by: Cheri at April 09, 2019 06:58 PM (oiNtH)

330 What in hell are we going to do with Scotland?

If we're really nice maybe Australia or New Zealand will take them.


Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 06:55 PM (K22Va)

You'll need an awful lot of tugboats to pull it that far.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 09, 2019 06:58 PM (0QYMt)

331 That graph is very important to point out - the media incessantly talked up Obama, hell, Obama talked up Obama. On the flip side, all the media ever does is talk down Trump. Every day and in every way.

With a neutral media, Obama would have been in the mid-30s throughout his first disastrous term, and Trump would be 60% right now.

Howe many times total in Obama's 8 years, was he ever above 50% ? The first 6 months of his presidency, a brief blip when he got re-elected, and I think he squeaked out a 50% approval at the very end of his term. 90% of the time he was at 43% and making lame excuses.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at April 09, 2019 06:58 PM (AJj50)

332 What in hell are we going to do with Scotland?
Posted by: eleven


I see you've never had the pleasure of an 18 yr old single malt Macallan.
Posted by: rickb223

*****

Embrace the concept of Territory.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2019 06:58 PM (1fHj1)

333 329 Bottle deposit crook. LOL Raimondo really is a horse's rear, isn't he?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2019 06:57 PM (AllCR)

Unhinged and incoherent.

Posted by: IC at April 09, 2019 06:59 PM (LJUs+)

334 Just looked it up. Markle has only one ex-husband.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 09, 2019 06:59 PM (fuK7c)

335 Old joke is that the Queen's nickname for Scotland is "that fucking cold northern place with all the idiots" ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 06:59 PM (miE9U)

336 Actually, a love child between Kerry and AOC makes sense.

Mr. Ed already has the big chompers, just need to give him bulgier eyes.

Posted by: Cheri at April 09, 2019 06:59 PM (oiNtH)

337 Here's a nice set of numbers to consider

Average unemployment during the first 26 months of presidential terms:

Obama: 9.5%

Reagan: 8.9%

Ford: 7.9%

Clinton: 6.4%

Carter: 6.4%

JFK: 6.1%

GW Bush: 4.8%

LBJ: 4.5%

Nixon: 4.4%

Trump: 4.1%
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


And that's coming off of 8 years of Barky.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:00 PM (5gcVT)

338 313 Build the wall!
Posted by: Zombie Hadrian at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (Izzlo)

Worked for the Romans. Seriously.


that's because they didn't have drones and sensors and stuff. if they'd had drones and sensors and stuff the wall wouldn't have worked.

or something. *shrug*

Posted by: Anachronda at April 09, 2019 07:00 PM (sGtp+)

339 Actually, a love child between Kerry and AOC makes sense.

Mr. Ed already has the big chompers, just need to give him bulgier eyes.
Posted by: Cheri


Francis the Talking Mule.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:00 PM (5gcVT)

340 If you coat Obama in creme de menthe liqueur, you get Peppermint Barky. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:00 PM (miE9U)

341 325 Hey everybody.

Just read that Bill Maher said a second Trump term would make him feel "gross and uneasy."

Hey, you know what makes ME feel "gross and uneasy" Bill? Your face and your show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 06:55 PM (miE9U)



This tweet or announcement of Billy's needs to be announced far and wide. Trump recruitment!

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 09, 2019 07:01 PM (ujg0T)

342 First thing I'd do if I took over England is destroy 99% of the cameras.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 07:01 PM (39g3+)

343 As the latest polls continued to roll out on Tuesday night, Likud slipped ahead of Blue and White, taking 35 seats to Blue and Whites 34 in the latest two exit polls.

This included a shift from one earlier poll that showed Blue and White as leading by as many as four seats.

THIS is exactly what happened in 2015

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 07:01 PM (Y+V3r)

344
Just read that Bill Maher said a second Trump term would make him feel "gross and uneasy."

Hey, you know what makes ME feel "gross and uneasy" Bill? Your face and your show.
Posted by: qdpsteve


I thought that was his whole shtick?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2019 07:01 PM (aKsyK)

345
I could take the rave music. At least it's not rap.

Wanna freak him out? Axe him if he has any Zomboy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 07:02 PM (HaL55)

346 Christopher, no gun legalization?
(Or as the Brits call it, legalisation)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:02 PM (miE9U)

347 Curmudgeon and Bertram, LOL and yup

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:02 PM (miE9U)

348 341 Just looked it up. Markle has only one ex-husband.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 09, 2019 06:59 PM (fuK7c)



Given that Harry is far down the line of succession, I think they let him marry who he wanted (even if he later regrets it). They should have let Princess Margaret marry who she wanted back in the day as well, but that was then I suppose.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 09, 2019 07:02 PM (ujg0T)

349 THIS is exactly what happened in 2015
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 07:01 PM (Y+V3r

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but bottle deposits! bottle deposits!

Posted by: raimondo at April 09, 2019 07:02 PM (ICeSA)

350 330 John Kerry.
Desperately seeking relevance as we approach 2020.

And a paying gig.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2019 06:57 PM (1fHj1)


Ketchup wife for the win!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2019 07:02 PM (sy5kK)

351 I recall that the New Right was Naftali Bennet's new party. He really beclowned himself this election, I imagine his political career is now over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 07:03 PM (Kpl3J)

352 Curmudgeon, I've been reading that things are almost as frosty between Markie and the Queen as they are between Meghan McCain and Joy Behar...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:03 PM (miE9U)

353 Netanyahu speaking and it is on CNN

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 07:03 PM (Y+V3r)

354 Christopher, no gun legalization?

We could compromise, make it legal to own guns and shoot out most cameras

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 07:04 PM (39g3+)

355 257
Meghan is a real piece of work. The latest is she's demanding her baby be raised as a vegan, and that's pissing the Queen off big time.

Harry for his part, is just chalking this nonsense up to hormones.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


He was an idiot for marrying her. Even a normal Brit would have a hard time marrying into that family. She's American, self-absorbed actress, shallow, social climbing, and thinks she's smarter than she actually is. No way in hell that marriage can work. And when they divorce, it is going to be ugly.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2019 07:04 PM (+lVUW)

356 Goddaughter's report card indicates she needs improvement with "hopping on one foot". I'm concerned.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:04 PM (MVjcR)

357 They should have let Princess Margaret marry who she wanted back in the day as well, but that was then I suppose.

That was back when they had some sense of dignity and propriety.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 07:05 PM (39g3+)

358 nerdygirl, Prince Harry married AOC? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:05 PM (miE9U)

359 I really think there would be a huge built in following in Israel for a party named "Torah, Torah, Torah!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 07:05 PM (Kpl3J)

360 In fairness, we could all use a little help hopping on one foot...

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 09, 2019 07:06 PM (w7KSn)

361 Goddaughter's report card indicates she needs improvement with "hopping on one foot".

Did they say whose foot she was hopping on?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 07:06 PM (39g3+)

362
***PSA***

MiMoMe - The "Pew-Pew" Edition

Saturday 08 June 2019 Noon-ish to Five-ish

Rose Lake Shooting Range, Bath, Michigan
tinyurl.com/Rose-Lake

Dinner in East Lansing Five-Thirty-ish

link in nick (or in the sidebar)

thatisall

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2019 07:06 PM (KCxzN)

363
Goddaughter's report card indicates she needs improvement with "hopping on one foot". I'm concerned.

Whose foot is she hopping on?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 07:07 PM (HaL55)

364 Bottle deposit crook. LOL Raimondo really is a horse's rear, isn't he?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2019 06:57 PM (AllCR)

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He's posted this several times. I have no idea what this means.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 09, 2019 07:07 PM (ffYR/)

365 364 They should have let Princess Margaret marry who she wanted back in the day as well, but that was then I suppose.

That was back when they had some sense of dignity and propriety.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 07:05 PM (39g3+)



And yet, they would have *avoided* scandal had they just let her and Captain Townsend pair off. Not like she was in line for the throne anyway.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 09, 2019 07:07 PM (ujg0T)

366 Lies, damned lies, and statistics...

Obama Approval 46% -> Disapproval 53% -> negative 8 points rating
Trump Approval 53% -> Disapproval 47% -> positive 6 points rating

Therefore Trump rates 14 points above Obama.


IF Obama approval was higher than Trump they would be graphing this as above. Instead they graph on a 0 - 100% scale.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 07:07 PM (1g7ch)

367 214

Olivia Jade Trademark Nooze:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6904637

The older daughter isn't as a big a thing as Olivia. She may not do so well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 06:35 PM (f1Vqw


Mom, just give us access to your money, because you won't be using it for quite a while.

Posted by: Aunt Becky's daughters at April 09, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

368 From what I've read, throughout their lives, Margaret and Elizabeth were literally like evil twin/good twin.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:08 PM (miE9U)

369 368 Goddaughter's report card indicates she needs improvement with "hopping on one foot".

Did they say whose foot she was hopping on?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 07:06 PM (39g3+)
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As a matter of fact, they did not!

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:08 PM (MVjcR)

370 324 78 Former Secretary of State John Kerry testified before the House Oversight Committee Tuesday, claiming freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has demonstrated more leadership on combating global warming than President Donald Trump has in his lifetime.

What a fuckin asshole. Now want to see white privilage? I give you horseface kerry
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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I maintain that AOC (aka She-Guevera) is the best thing to happen to the GOP in years. Of course her policies are scary as hell if ever implemented, but that's the point. They never will be implemented. She's an abject idiot of the first order. It boggles the mind that Dems have bought into the idea that it's wise to associate with her or her ideas. The same "silent majority" that are showing up in Trump's poll numbers are assuredly also apt to conclude that AOC and her ideas are crazy, but mostly just awe inspiring dumb. Do we have any numbers on her popularity outside of Vox headquarters and NY's 14th district?

Kerry, Waters, Mick-Beto, Pocahotmess and every other Progressive that associate with her automatically beclown themselves. Does anyone in here really think that a majority of this Country is going to green light a Presidential candidate that thinks anything that AOC says should be taken seriously?

I don't believe in the "Dumb Americans" theory, and thus I don't worry about AOC. Quite the opposite. She's pathetically dumb and incompetent and crazy and the Dems that attach themselves to this she-anchor will sink all the way to the bottom.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 09, 2019 07:08 PM (gBYHI)

371

Heh! *pours Guinness into USB port for CRT*

I commend your fleet fingers, sir.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 07:08 PM (HaL55)

372
Harry and his progeny is way behind in the line of succession now, thanks to Kate cranking out 3 kids. This is why he was allowed to marry as he wished.

If there was any chance of him getting near the throne, they wouldn't have let him marry this nutbag.

Harry's kids aren't even entitled to carry the prince of princess title, unless the Queen allows it.

Just think, if they let every relative get titles, after a few generations, you'd have more of 'em running around than you could shake a stick at.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 07:08 PM (f1Vqw)

373 Waiting for the FISA investigation to start must be like it was waiting for D-Day in the spring of '43.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 07:09 PM (Kpl3J)

374 Gee, Ace, did you leave out the sex partners of the media's spouses?

It seems you did.

Posted by: Kadath at April 09, 2019 07:09 PM (vDqXW)

375 Won't be able to, Alton. Smack in middle of Refugee daughter graduation festivities and visitors.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2019 07:09 PM (8AONa)

376 Heh, can you imagine Meghan Sparkle? Finally finds her pot of gold (don't even tell me she hooked up with Harry for true love), gets a Duchess title to boot, endless money to spend, high profile marriage and poof, there is goes. Taking her gender-fluid redheaded, vegan baby with her.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun


By red headed, you're assuming the baby is his? She's an actress. In olden times they were considered to be in the same class as prostitutes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2019 07:09 PM (+lVUW)

377 Bottle deposit crook. LOL Raimondo really is a horse's rear, isn't he?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2019 06:57 PM (AllCR)

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He's posted this several times. I have no idea what this means.
Posted by: Calm Mentor


I do. It's a regular socking raimondo. I've caught two separate hashes in 5 minutes.

Raimondo wasn't around earlier when we were talking about collecting soda bottles for the deposit to raid the penny candy case when we were little.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:09 PM (5gcVT)

378 I remember KTE had low marks in catching and throwing back in Kindergarten screening

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 09, 2019 07:09 PM (dm05u)

379 Actually, a love child between Kerry and AOC makes sense.

Mr. Ed already has the big chompers, just need to give him bulgier eyes.
Posted by: Cheri


Francis the Talking Mule.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:00 PM (5gcVT)

AOC worships Moloch so probably not happening.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at April 09, 2019 07:10 PM (zJmMh)

380 379
Harry and his progeny is way behind in the line of succession now, thanks to Kate cranking out 3 kids. This is why he was allowed to marry as he wished.

If there was any chance of him getting near the throne, they wouldn't have let him marry this nutbag.

Harry's kids aren't even entitled to carry the prince of princess title, unless the Queen allows it.

Just think, if they let every relative get titles, after a few generations, you'd have more of 'em running around than you could shake a stick at.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 07:08 PM (f1Vqw)

Ah yes, the polish system of nobility.

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 07:10 PM (mX8Vr)

381 doggeh says WOOF

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 09, 2019 07:10 PM (dm05u)

382 I don't know much about Meghan. They seem to share left wing causes, but she is pretty and lively and I guess the sex is good so hopefully it will work out, but I think it's a really bad idea to raise a baby as a vegan, Growing infants really do need enough proteins and vitamins

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2019 07:10 PM (AllCR)

383 376 368 Goddaughter's report card indicates she needs improvement with "hopping on one foot".

Did they say whose foot she was hopping on?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 09, 2019 07:06 PM (39g3+)
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As a matter of fact, they did not!


sounds like mutiny.

Posted by: Arnold Judas Rimmer, BSc SSc at April 09, 2019 07:11 PM (sGtp+)

384 Now add 10% and you might be close to the truth.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at April 09, 2019 07:11 PM (0OmEj)

385 'In olden times they were considered to be in the same class as prostitutes.'

Nowadays they rank lower than crack whores.

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 07:11 PM (UdKB7)

386

Aunt Becky ought to cop a plea quick or she'll be doing some serious time. The Feds have, what, a 98% conviction rate, and if she doesn't cop a plea, they'll throw the book at her.

They added more charges today to make that point. If she cops now, she'll do over a year. That will only increase the longer she holds out. There's a chance she might skate if the jury acquits, but that's only 2%.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 07:11 PM (f1Vqw)

387 I maintain that AOC (aka She-Guevera) is the best thing to happen to the GOP in years."

I agree with you. I see people in the energy industry who have studiously avoided being involved in politics for years and years, starting to suddenly become incensed as they realize that AOC is an existential threat to their entire lives.
And these are people who run business enterprises that control billions of dollars of revenue.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 07:12 PM (Kpl3J)

388 So - "Bibi is in? Bibi is in?" (Don Lemon voice)


Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 07:12 PM (QDnY+)

389 half the people in chile lost their social security after it was privatized for companies non-payments.
Posted by: raimondo at April 09, 2019 06:52 PM (yI+JA)

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Lowest benefits in the civilized world after Mexico. Much more popular with American conservatives than Chileans.

Too bad W. didn't succeed with his plan. /s
And Pauli Ryan has retired...

Posted by: Undocumented at April 09, 2019 07:13 PM (qCH0I)

390 So - "Bibi is in? Bibi is in?" (Don Lemon voice)


Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 07:12 PM (QDnY+

A ways to go yet to be sure about that, but that is a definite maybe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 07:13 PM (Y+V3r)

391 I do. It's a regular socking raimondo. I've caught two separate hashes in 5 minutes.

Raimondo wasn't around earlier when we were talking about collecting soda bottles for the deposit to raid the penny candy case when we were little.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:09 PM (5gcVT)


So it's a Jussie Smollett move. There's never a troll around when you need one, so that's the next best thing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 07:13 PM (Kpl3J)

392 A vegan baby? Just what England needs, another pasty complexion.

Posted by: Cheri at April 09, 2019 07:14 PM (oiNtH)

393 USC has been called the University of Spoiled Children for a long time, since it was the Pac-8.

And before the Pac-12, there was the Pac-10.

That long.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2019 07:14 PM (sy5kK)

394 Pre-pinned to the ONT [controversy!!!]

Resolved:

"Rhiannon" by Fleetwood Mac is a good pop song.

REACTION!!!

https://youtu.be/0xGPi-Al3zQ

Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2019 07:14 PM (XAYDB)

395 Aunt Becky ought to cop a plea quick or she'll be doing some serious time. The Feds have, what, a 98% conviction rate, and if she doesn't cop a plea, they'll throw the book at her.

Posted by: publius



Federal prosecutors brought new money laundering charges against the Hollywood actress Lori Loughlin and 15 other parents in the college admissions case

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:15 PM (5gcVT)

396 They added more charges today to make that point. If she cops now, she'll do over a year. That will only increase the longer she holds out. There's a chance she might skate if the jury acquits, but that's only 2%.

Posted by: publius,

That's why I think Huffman made such a desperate and profound apology. Trying to get ahead of this all and hopefully get mercy from the court.

Posted by: Cheri at April 09, 2019 07:15 PM (oiNtH)

397 Anyone have a hopping coach recommendation for a 3 yo?

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:15 PM (MVjcR)

398 Hmmm...

"Award winning ABC News producer dead at 27" (link to NY Post)

https://tinyurl.com/yxt4sc8x

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:15 PM (miE9U)

399 Tom Servo - you mean waiting for Operation Roundup in spring '43? Or was that Operation Bolero? Anyway, you probably meant waiting for the real D-Day in '44.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 07:16 PM (QDnY+)

400 316 Candice Owens testified before Soviet style star chamber today. Did you see it Ace? She frigging killed it!!!
Posted by: Sherpa_k2


Nadler rapped his gavel on her for disparaging Lieu. He was wrong. She set him straight but good. Looked him right in the eye and told him he needed to listen.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2019 07:16 PM (+lVUW)

401 The UNpopular president.

Wasn't that an odd ad slogan for 7up? We are not a cola! Ok, so what does that mean? Do you taste good or not?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 07:17 PM (brgv3)

402 "Aunt Becky ought to cop a plea quick or she'll be doing some serious
time. The Feds have, what, a 98% conviction rate, and if she doesn't cop
a plea, they'll throw the book at her."


From Full House to the Big House.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 09, 2019 07:17 PM (0QYMt)

403 325 Hey everybody.

Just read that Bill Maher said a second Trump term would make him feel "gross and uneasy."

Hey, you know what makes ME feel "gross and uneasy" Bill? Your face and your show.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 06:55 PM (miE9U)

Reason #674 to vote for PDT!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at April 09, 2019 07:17 PM (8Ls/+)

404
Felicity will do at 4 - 6 months time, followed by a year or so of "supervised release".

She's hired a "prison consultant" as I mentioned last thread or two to give her pointers on doing time in Club Fed.

The rich get prison consultants.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 07:17 PM (f1Vqw)

405 Lowest benefits in the civilized world after Mexico. Much more popular with American conservatives than Chileans.

Too bad W. didn't succeed with his plan. /s
And Pauli Ryan has retired...
Posted by: Undocumented at April 09, 2019 07:13 PM (qCH0I)



Are people here still seriously pining for the insane days of Allende?

Social Security benefits invested only in T-bills would be better than the trans-generational chain letter we have now.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 09, 2019 07:17 PM (ujg0T)

406 Resolved:

"Rhiannon" by Fleetwood Mac is a good pop song.



For the Pro:

While Fleetwood Mac was a stupid California pop band taking rock in all of the sappy directions, the songs Rhiannon and Landslide could be put on an 8 track tape and played until the tape physically wears out.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 09, 2019 07:17 PM (fuK7c)

407
I don't know much about Meghan. They seem to share left wing causes, but
she is pretty and lively and I guess the sex is good so hopefully it
will work out, but I think it's a really bad idea to raise a baby as a
vegan, Growing infants really do need enough proteins and vitamins

^^^^THIS!^^^^
B'Gal mentioned today on the way to the echocardiogram that the vegan granddaughter is having some digestive problems. I said, "You know why, don't you?" and she said yes.
There's no way I'm going to deprive my body of nutrients. We humans are omnivores for a very good reason: we have the most complex organ known in nature to support, the brain.

This does not, however, apply to Progressives. They may have a brain, but did not receive any operating instructions along with it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 07:18 PM (HaL55)

408 Man From Athens, yup. Voting for PDT pisses off all the correct people.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:18 PM (miE9U)

409 I don't know much about Meghan. They seem to share
left wing causes, but she is pretty and lively and I guess the sex is
good so hopefully it will work out, but I think it's a really bad idea
to raise a baby as a vegan, Growing infants really do need enough
proteins and vitamins


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2019 07:10 PM (AllCR)

The problem with the left-wing causes they support is that they want to go full-blown activist with them, which would be unprecedented. So far the Queen and Charles are doing their best to prevent that from happening.

Posted by: Vendette at April 09, 2019 07:18 PM (OKErp)

410 Aunt Becky ought to cop a plea quick or she'll be doing some serious time. The Feds have, what, a 98% conviction rate, and if she doesn't cop a plea, they'll throw the book at her.

Posted by: publius

Federal prosecutors brought new money laundering charges against the Hollywood actress Lori Loughlin and 15 other parents in the college admissions case
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:15 PM (5gcVT)

----------------------

They already have the IRS to deal with as they wrote the bribes off on their taxes as charitable donations. The smart one or two cooperated right away and pled guilty.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 09, 2019 07:18 PM (ffYR/)

411 If it hits 60%, can we finally start seeing pictures of Melania on magazines?

Posted by: notsothoreau at April 09, 2019 07:18 PM (JKNZq)

412 I agree with you. I see people in the energy industry who have studiously avoided being involved in politics for years and years, starting to suddenly become incensed as they realize that AOC is an existential threat to their entire lives.

Countless pension funds too since energy stocks are considered suitable for retirement plans.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at April 09, 2019 07:19 PM (rtqhI)

413
Not to fuss too much, but Fleetwood Mac is a British band.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 07:19 PM (HaL55)

414 I read this morning that gas prices are about to spike.

Well, but duh. Summer's coming.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:19 PM (miE9U)

415 Voter turnout in Knesset election: 67.9%

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 07:19 PM (Y+V3r)

416 Thanks, NGU. Have not followed the specifics so have no idea what Bibi's must-have numbers and coalition scenarios are.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 07:19 PM (QDnY+)

417 "Rhiannon" by Fleetwood Mac is a good pop song.

REACTION!!!

https://youtu.be/0xGPi-Al3zQ

Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2019 07:14 PM (XAYDB)

Don't know about their politics but... not pop.

Black Crowes > Fleetwood Mac.

Covering Velvet Underground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf9-BCix4io

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:20 PM (OE84+)

418 She's hired a "prison consultant" as I mentioned last thread or two to give her pointers on doing time in Club Fed.

The rich get prison consultants.
Posted by: publius

Hey-don't knock Bluebell for having a side gig.

Posted by: Miklos, unrecidivist at April 09, 2019 07:20 PM (zCyNd)

419 This vegan bullshit is an outgrowth of the phobia against fats.


A growing child NEEDS plenty of fats to develop adequately.


Anybody who thinks otherwise is an idiot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 09, 2019 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

420 I read this morning that gas prices are about to spike.

Well, but duh. Summer's coming.
Posted by: qdpsteve


Already done spiked. $2.19 to $2.49 just from mid February

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:20 PM (5gcVT)

421 Just watched Congresswoman Nikita? Lowey question Attorney Barr. My goodness, what a stupid staff she hired.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2019 07:20 PM (CFSlN)

422 Up about 60 cents here, since first of MAR.

UGH.

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:21 PM (OE84+)

423 First night, beat the crap out of somebody.

Posted by: Aunt Becky's Prison Consultant at April 09, 2019 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

424
I wonder what Her Majesty thinks about "gender neutrality", which Meghan sezs she's going to raise the baby.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 07:21 PM (f1Vqw)

425
Hey-don't knock Bluebell for having a side gig.
Posted by: Miklos, unrecidivist at April 09, 2019 07:20 PM (zCyNd)
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Not sure how our sweet bluebell got such a reputation.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:21 PM (MVjcR)

426 403 Aunt Becky ought to cop a plea quick or she'll be doing some serious time. The Feds have, what, a 98% conviction rate, and if she doesn't cop a plea, they'll throw the book at her.

Posted by: publius



Federal prosecutors brought new money laundering charges against the Hollywood actress Lori Loughlin and 15 other parents in the college admissions case
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:15 PM (5gcVT)


Why are you doing this to me? I'm still a hot MILF!

Posted by: Aunt Becky's own little world in her mind at April 09, 2019 07:21 PM (sy5kK)

427 As a " climate denier " and fully expect a trip to a happy camp as soon as a Socalist is President have no a problem that Sandy O-C is the front of fighting climate change.
Go for it sister, have at it.

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2019 07:21 PM (BbGew)

428 If the gossip rags are to be believed, the Queen has curtailed Meghan's use of her jewels as she has become too demanding unlike Kate. Ho hum.

Posted by: Cheri at April 09, 2019 07:21 PM (oiNtH)

429 430 Up about 60 cents here, since first of MAR.

UGH.
Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:21 PM (OE84+)

Almost $4/gal here in So Cal

Posted by: IC at April 09, 2019 07:21 PM (LJUs+)

430 428 I read this morning that gas prices are about to spike.

Well, but duh. Summer's coming.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Already done spiked. $2.19 to $2.49 just from mid February
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:20 PM (5gcVT)



Add about $1.50 to that where I live.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 09, 2019 07:22 PM (ujg0T)

431 Not sure how our sweet bluebell got such a reputation.
Posted by: Weasel



Shanking peeps with a spork.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:22 PM (5gcVT)

432 Gas prices here were up another 20 cents this afternoon.


Did OPEC finally get their shit together and cut production? Why would prices rise when the rest of the world's verging on recession?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 09, 2019 07:22 PM (oVJmc)

433
Are people here still seriously pining for the insane days of Allende?

Social Security benefits invested only in T-bills would be better than the trans-generational chain letter we have now.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 09, 2019 07:17 PM (ujg0T)

---------

Wow.

There are a few more differences between Allende, Pinochet, and after Pinochet than pensions.

Posted by: Undocumented at April 09, 2019 07:22 PM (qCH0I)

434 IC, yup.
BTW IC, you know about my upcoming SoCal MoMee in August right?

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:22 PM (miE9U)

435
the songs Rhiannon and Landslide

I hate both of those songs with the white-hot passion of a thousand burning suns

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2019 07:22 PM (KCxzN)

436 Why are you doing this to me? I'm still a hot MILF!
Posted by: Aunt Becky's own little world in her mind

Ah.

The Reality Winner defense.

Posted by: Miklos, unrecidivistic at April 09, 2019 07:22 PM (zCyNd)

437 While Fleetwood Mac was a stupid California pop band taking rock in all of the sappy directions, the songs Rhiannon and Landslide could be put on an 8 track tape and played until the tape physically wears out.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 09, 2019 07:17 PM (fuK7c)

--[glad qdp is active in this thread]

My love for FM is mostly nostalgic (my mom so wanted to be Stevie, at least the non-druggded out version), but I amm with Bandersnatch: "Rhiannon," [a friend of mine from FSU was named from that song) "Landslide," and (I'll add) "Tusk" are epic.

Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2019 07:23 PM (XAYDB)

438 Not to fuss too much, but Fleetwood Mac is a British band.

Not after they absorbed Buckingham Nicks they weren't.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 09, 2019 07:23 PM (fuK7c)

439 Crowd chanted: Bibi Meleck Yisrael

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 07:23 PM (Y+V3r)

440 >>>
Not sure how our sweet bluebell got such a reputation.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:21 PM (MVjcR)
--------


Careful. You don't want to get on her bad side.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2019 07:23 PM (CFSlN)

441 I can give Aunt Becky some prison consultations....only shower during off hours, go long on cartons of cigarettes to stave off Bad Betty and Large Marge, and have your food delivered.

Posted by: Cheri at April 09, 2019 07:23 PM (oiNtH)

442 Aunt Becky ought to cop a plea quick or she'll be doing some serious
time. The Feds have, what, a 98% conviction rate, and if she doesn't cop
a plea, they'll throw the book at her.


Yeah. Like Jussie whatshisfuck.

Funny how some rich black fag actor fakes a hate crime and mails himself powder and the charges are dropped.


But a rich white hetero female actress pays a dude to help get her kid into college and suddenly it's 20 fucking years?



Almost like someone is trying to make a point.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 07:24 PM (LL1Be)

443 Why are you doing this to me? I'm still a hot MILF!
Posted by: Aunt Becky's own little world in her mind



Yes. Yes you are. Which is why I'm starting a production company to make prison movies for Skin-emax with you starring in it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:24 PM (5gcVT)

444 Confirmed, 53-47: Executive Calendar #27 Patrick Wyrick to be U.S. District Judge for the Western District of Oklahoma

Posted by: Ha at April 09, 2019 07:24 PM (MAstk)

445 She's hired a "prison consultant" as I mentioned last thread or two to give her pointers on doing time in Club Fed.


--

Prison. Consultant. Well, la-di-frickin-da.

Posted by: Spotted Dick at April 09, 2019 07:24 PM (JoUsr)

446 The first Fleetwood Mac. Peter Green +.

I've listened to this seems like 100 times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8v_OC3zWCM&frags=pl%2Cwn

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:25 PM (OE84+)

447 Old Fleetwood Mac, pre-Steevie Nicks, is a damn fine band.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2019 07:25 PM (sy5kK)

448 420 I agree with you. I see people in the energy industry who have studiously avoided being involved in politics for years and years, starting to suddenly become incensed as they realize that AOC is an existential threat to their entire lives.

Countless pension funds too since energy stocks are considered suitable for retirement plans.
----------

Yea, check on the Energy Sector, but AOC's policy prescriptions include reparations, regulating hamburger intake, ending electoral college, 70% tax rate, etc., among others. THIS paves the road to Democratic rule in the United States? Sorry, but even if Joe-Q citizen tells me all day long that he's pro trans-gender preschoolers and is super Woke, he still aint going to pull the election lever for ELE-tier economic policies. Again, Americans aren't THAT dumb. Even pajama boy wants enough money to buy to his gender neutral jock strap.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 09, 2019 07:25 PM (gBYHI)

449 Gas prices here were up another 20 cents this afternoon.


Did OPEC finally get their shit together and cut production? Why would prices rise when the rest of the world's verging on recession?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Why does OPEC matter since we became the biggest exporter?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:25 PM (5gcVT)

450 450 I can give Aunt Becky some prison consultations....only shower during off hours, go long on cartons of cigarettes to stave off Bad Betty and Large Marge, and have your food delivered.
Posted by: Cheri at April 09, 2019 07:23 PM (oiNtH)



Has she learned how to make a good Pruno yet?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 09, 2019 07:25 PM (ujg0T)

451 logprof, thanks, glad you're here too :-)

Hey, I promised you some more DVDs right? You wanted Signs and Sixth Sense as I recall? I'm ready to send 'em, just wanted to confirm.

And re Fleetwood Mac, I only in the last few years realized they did a ton of great music way before Buckingham and Nicks joined.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:25 PM (miE9U)

452 Federal prosecutors brought new money laundering charges against the Hollywood actress Lori Loughlin and 15 other parents in the college admissions case

Good Lord. If they're actually aware that money laundering is a crime, Hillary must be facing 20,000 years in jail.

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2019 07:25 PM (NAs56)

453 /sock

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 09, 2019 07:25 PM (JoUsr)

454

Jussie just got off the state charges. The Feds haven't spoken. I hope they charge him. Myabe PDT can give a nudge to Barr to get the Chicago Feds on the ball.

There's all sort of charges they could bring. I think they will.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 07:25 PM (f1Vqw)

455 LeftCoast, yup.
Funny thing the Mac has in common with Pink Floyd, is founding members who went more or less insane in short order after their bands became big.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:26 PM (miE9U)

456 While Fleetwood Mac was a stupid California pop band

It'll be interesting to see where Tom Petty's guitar player will take them. He gave an edge to the Heartbreakers that I really liked.

Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 07:26 PM (K22Va)

457 Again - I don't understand the outrage or why the people who PAID the fucking money to get their kids into school are being charged here.

WHAT ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO POCKETED THAT SHIT?

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 07:26 PM (LL1Be)

458 Fleetwood Mac circa 1973 (pre-Buck/Nicks):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDzXbdxeeHI

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:27 PM (miE9U)

459 389 I don't know much about Meghan. They seem to share left wing causes, but she is pretty and lively and I guess the sex is good so hopefully it will work out, but I think it's a really bad idea to raise a baby as a vegan, Growing infants really do need enough proteins and vitamins
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Most vegetarians I know, who have young children, feed their kids meat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2019 07:27 PM (+lVUW)

460

Yep, "prison consultants" are a thing now. It's some white collar ex-cons who make some big bucks consulting with other rich white collar types who are headed to club Fed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 07:27 PM (f1Vqw)

461
She's hired a "prison consultant" as I mentioned last thread or two to give her pointers on doing time in Club Fed.

Tip #1: When you get to the joint never mention that you hired a prison consultant.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 09, 2019 07:28 PM (TAmPV)

462 Black Crowes > Fleetwood Mac.

Covering Velvet Underground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf9-BCix4io
Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:20 PM (OE84+)

--Seriously, it's too early to throw down best VU covers.

But here's one:

https://youtu.be/LS3yUwFnVGQ

Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2019 07:28 PM (XAYDB)

463 Just more Martha Stewart "eat the rich" bullshit.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 07:28 PM (LL1Be)

464 459 Gas prices here were up another 20 cents this afternoon.


Did OPEC finally get their shit together and cut production? Why would prices rise when the rest of the world's verging on recession?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Why does OPEC matter since we became the biggest exporter?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:25 PM (5gcVT)


OPEC? Nah.

How would corporate America screw Trump supporters in the fastest way possible? Quickly raise gas prices and hurt them in the pocket book.

Corporate America hates Trump for the most part.

And his supporters.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2019 07:28 PM (sy5kK)

465 "Do you have any partially digested moles?"

LOL

Posted by: G marks the spot at April 09, 2019 07:28 PM (/gtC8)

466 I saw 'Crowes' and thought 'Counting Crows'. If I have to hear 'Mr Jones' one more fucking time...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 07:28 PM (brgv3)

467 WHAT ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO POCKETED THAT SHIT?


No one will click on a link about an assistant lacrosse coach. We hear about what draws traffic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 09, 2019 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

468 Can't help about the shape i'm in,
Can't sing, ain't pretty and my legs are thin.

Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 07:28 PM (K22Va)

469 Yep, "prison consultants" are a thing now. It's some white collar ex-cons who make some big bucks consulting with other rich white collar types who are headed to club Fed.
Posted by: publius


Yeah. "Consultant".

For the proper "fee", they'll make sure you aren't harmed in prison.

Nice gig if you make the scam yourself.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:29 PM (5gcVT)

470 Anything could happen over night but it do look like Netanyahu has pulled off another one..and in some ways, against all the odds. Actually pretty impressive and I tip my hat to him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 07:29 PM (Y+V3r)

471 dartist, but don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:29 PM (miE9U)

472 Has the latest Battleground poll come out yet? It's due today and usually is very fair.

Posted by: beefyweefy at April 09, 2019 07:29 PM (bVwVX)

473 474 459 Gas prices here were up another 20 cents this afternoon.

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Are we in the summertime 57 varieties yet?

Posted by: Undocumented at April 09, 2019 07:30 PM (qCH0I)

474
Some of the bribe recipients have been charged. I think all of them have been quietly fired. The colleges are desperately trying to sweep this under the rug. They don't want too much public sunlight on what they've been doing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 07:30 PM (f1Vqw)

475 Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 07:26 PM (LL1Be


They've also been charged.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 09, 2019 07:30 PM (0QYMt)

476 Corporate America hates Trump for the most part.

And his supporters.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Why? Trump has made it possible for Corporate America in the energy sector to make money hand over fist.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:30 PM (5gcVT)

477 Gas in eastern Pa is above $2.75

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2019 07:31 PM (BbGew)

478 Play simple, open chords and traditional chord structures. It's just pleasing to my ear.
Posted by: Democracy Run Amok at April 09, 2019 07:24 PM (ebsBR)

I love music. Can't play chopsticks.

This may explain my affection. Don't know why but this may explain it.

Didn't know the the Crowes did so many Stones covers.

And they do them really well.

Best R&R band in the past 25 years.

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:31 PM (OE84+)

479 dartist, but don't ask me what I think of you

I might not give the answer that you want me to ;-)

Oh well.

Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 07:31 PM (K22Va)

480
Can't help about the shape i'm in,
Can't sing, ain't pretty and my legs are thin.

Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 07:28 PM


The Rockets have the definitive cover of Oh Well

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzazgG-y7uM

(without all the "Spinal Tap" jazz fusion crap in the middle)

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2019 07:31 PM (KCxzN)

481
WHAT ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKERS WHO POCKETED THAT SHIT?

Posted by: mikeyG
If you make acceptance of a bribe criminal, youre going to need lots of new Club Fed prisons built.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2019 07:32 PM (8AONa)

482 --Seriously, it's too early to throw down best VU covers.



OMG, I love the Cowboy Junkies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 09, 2019 07:32 PM (fuK7c)

483
I'm also sure they don't want too much public sunlight on things like nubile young freshman hotties cavorting around on the yachts of members of the boards of trustees and shit like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 07:32 PM (f1Vqw)

484 Also: Devin Nunes and Candace Owens for higher political office please. That is all.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 09, 2019 07:32 PM (gBYHI)

485 403 Aunt Becky ought to cop a plea quick or she'll be doing some serious time. The Feds have, what, a 98% conviction rate, and if she doesn't cop a plea, they'll throw the book at her.

Posted by: publius
Federal prosecutors brought new money laundering charges against the Hollywood actress Lori Loughlin and 15 other parents in the college admissions case
Posted by: rickb223


I knew an accountant who got prosecuted by the feds for embezzlement that included not sending payroll withholding money to the feds. He had a completely clean record before this, but got years in prison. At the time it was said that federal prosecutors don't waste time on a case, in order to get probation or parole.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2019 07:33 PM (+lVUW)

486 Fleetwood Mac also actually had a song in the late 1960s/early 1970s, titled "Somebody's Gonna Get Their Head Kicked In Tonight." I think they meant it as an Elvis spoof.

The new wave band The Rezillos did the all-time best version... ;-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8hDw6mS2pI

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:33 PM (miE9U)

487

Why? Trump has made it possible for Corporate America in the energy sector to make money hand over fist.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:30 PM (5gcVT)



I don't know, because you are correct. Ask Tim Cook or Marc Zuckerburg, not energy sector but hi tech sector.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2019 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

488 I do not have any sex partners.

Posted by: Tater Stelter at April 09, 2019 07:34 PM (ydNpi)

489 You think this "white collar" shit is not just another attack on Western Civilization?

How about Rainbow PUSH 's money laundering? Or the Clinton Foundation? Or Sharpton's organizations? Or Scientology? Or AOC's? Or CAIR? Or the fucking US Congress?

Successful white people are just targets of opportunity for our weaponized Federal government.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 07:34 PM (LL1Be)

490 Gas prices here were up another 20 cents this afternoon.

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Are we in the summertime 57 varieties yet?
Posted by: Undocumented at April 09, 2019 07:30 PM (qCH0I)

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By May 1 storage depots start selling it. June 1 is when all stations must sell only summer blend gas.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 09, 2019 07:34 PM (ffYR/)

491 dartist, it's our albatross to bear ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:34 PM (miE9U)

492 Most vegetarians I know, who have young children, feed their kids meat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2019 07:27 PM (+lVUW)

1. My guess is you self-select against the really stupid ones.

B. Many vegans are in a deeply disturbed subset of diet loons.

III. Uh...I just like the meme...I have nothing more.



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2019 07:35 PM (wYseH)

493 468
Fleetwood Mac circa 1973 (pre-Buck/Nicks):



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDzXbdxeeHI

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:27 PM (miE9U)

excellent. thanks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 09, 2019 07:35 PM (0rsWa)

494 Devin Nunes and Candace Owens for higher political office please. That is all.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 09, 2019 07:32 PM (gBYHI)

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Candace is a grifter! I'm super smart! You're a tribalist if you don't agree with my small group of friends. Thug life! Owned! FACTS and LOGIC!!!!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at April 09, 2019 07:36 PM (ICeSA)

495 Calm Mentor at April 09, 2019 07:34 PM

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Thanks CM.

Posted by: Undocumented at April 09, 2019 07:36 PM (qCH0I)

496 Cannibal Bob, you are welcome.
I wish the Mac's greatest hits collections would feature more of their pre-1975 stuff.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:36 PM (miE9U)

497 But here's one:

https://youtu.be/LS3yUwFnVGQ
Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2019 07:28 PM (XAYDB)

WWLRT

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:36 PM (OE84+)

498
I don't believe in the "Dumb Americans" theory, and thus I don't worry about AOC. Quite the opposite. She's pathetically dumb and incompetent and crazy and the Dems that attach themselves to this she-anchor will sink all the way to the bottom.
Posted by: RichardWindsor

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oh, but I do buy into the idea of "dumb americans". How do you explain two terms of Obama?

Obama=AOC except Obama knew better when to be coy about what he really wanted. But anybody that wanted to pay attention had to know Obama was a left-wing socialist just like AOC is.

Posted by: Blago at April 09, 2019 07:37 PM (UfkIY)

499 488 Gas in eastern Pa is above $2.75
Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2019 07:31 PM (BbGew)


Costco gas in suburbs of Seattle $3.09.


Name brand gas in Seattle city $3.69.


Fornicate Seattle. I sound like a broken record.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2019 07:37 PM (sy5kK)

500 Anyone have a good record player recommendation from amazon? I am trying to get my parents record collection, but do not have a turntable to play them on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 07:37 PM (brgv3)

501 >Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 09, 2019 07:35 PM (wYseH)



If you'd like some fresh WI maple syrup for anything other than your French Toast, have bluebell send me your address. You've got a guy.

Posted by: Tater Stelter at April 09, 2019 07:38 PM (ydNpi)

502 The Dixie Chicks (yes) version of Landslide is so far superior a song, I can't even right now. Literally.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2019 07:38 PM (uEbPt)

503
Glad you said it. And I liked their earlier lineups as well. Bob Welch had that creepy look - but dude really could play.

I liked Fleetwood.


Peter Green had probably the best guitar tone of any player at the time prior to the German after-party and the bad drugs he took at it that fried his brain. IIRC, that was a Les Paul through a Fender amp (not sure because bass player). Even the great BB King (PBUH) said as much.

What a storied band they are. IMHO, today's version is a pale imitation of what they once were: the greatest British blues band in the history of evah.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 07:39 PM (HaL55)

504 Aetius, it's kind of weird suggestion but if you can find a Technics SLB-200 in good condition at eBay for a decent price, take it. Belt-drive turntable.

I still have mine and it still works. Got it for Christmas in 1983. ;-)

Also, it uses the T4P plug-in cartridge system, which makes installing phono cartridges easy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:39 PM (miE9U)

505 Oops. Tater sock fail

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 09, 2019 07:39 PM (ydNpi)

506 Saw Rare Earth open for Fleetwood Mac at the Honolulu International Center in, probably, '73'. Might have been '74'.

And liked both "versions" of the band... a lot.
Yeah, I have what some of you refer to as a "sappy" side.
Another word for that would be, oh I dunno, let me see,,, romantic?

Posted by: teej at April 09, 2019 07:40 PM (qREJU)

507 from pulling a squirrel out of a dog's ass to Fleetwood Mac.

Pretty good thread.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 07:40 PM (LL1Be)

508 72 My dog caught a rat and tried to swallow it whole.. he ended up puking it up... Disgusting "

Our springer spaniel came into the house carrying a dead robin once. She hunkered down under the coffee table with it. "Pepper, drop that bird right now," my mother said. Pepper swallowed it instead - and then immediately puked it back up. My mom had just shampooed the living room carpet too.

If dogs weren't so cute and loving and loyal, they would completely disgust us.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at April 09, 2019 07:40 PM (d6Ksn)

509 405 Anyone have a hopping coach recommendation for a 3 yo?

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:15 PM (MVjcR)

Tigger?

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 07:40 PM (cF8AT)

510 431 First night, beat the crap out of somebody.
Posted by: Aunt Becky's Prison Consultant


I thought you were supposed to shiv someone. Oh, wait. Country club prison. You only have to beat them up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2019 07:41 PM (+lVUW)

511 Anyone have a hopping coach recommendation for a 3 yo?

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:15 PM (MVjcR)

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I'll do it, but it'll cost ya.

Posted by: LeBron at April 09, 2019 07:42 PM (ICeSA)

512 > 405 Anyone have a hopping coach recommendation for a 3 yo?



Isn't that young to be making beer?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 09, 2019 07:42 PM (ydNpi)

513 513 The Dixie Chicks (yes) version of Landslide is so far superior a song, I can't even right now. Literally.
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2019 07:38 PM (uEbPt)

*sigh* It is a good cover. However, I will stick with my 1940's music. All the people who sang or played are dead and I do not have to listen to them blather on about their political positions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 07:42 PM (brgv3)

514
521 405 Anyone have a hopping coach recommendation for a 3 yo?

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:15 PM (MVjcR)

Tigger?
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 07:40 PM (cF8AT)
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Good idea, but didn't he bounce on his tail?

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:42 PM (MVjcR)

515 Those of us 29 year olds who were around in the 60's and early 70's heard a lot of good tunes. I don't see that coming around again for a long while.

Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (K22Va)

516 Aetius, 1940s music? Hmm. :-)

I not that long ago discovered Nat King Cole's The Fram Fram Sauce.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (miE9U)

517 "oh, but I do buy into the idea of "dumb americans". How do you explain two terms of Obama?"

I thought Americans as a whole had basic common sense until the Obama era proved me wrong.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (d6Ksn)

518 Hey, I promised you some more DVDs right? You wanted Signs and Sixth Sense as I recall? I'm ready to send 'em, just wanted to confirm.

And re Fleetwood Mac, I only in the last few years realized they did a ton of great music way before Buckingham and Nicks joined.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:25 PM (miE9U)

--Please send if you can!
. . . and my stepdad has 8-tracks of early Fleetwood Mac.

Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (XAYDB)

519 462 Federal prosecutors brought new money laundering charges against the Hollywood actress Lori Loughlin and 15 other parents in the college admissions case

Good Lord. If they're actually aware that money laundering is a crime, Hillary must be facing 20,000 years in jail.
Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2019 07:25 PM (NAs56)

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Chelsea Clinton got a free wedding via the Clinton Foundation. Wouldn't she have to claim that gift as income?

Posted by: MAGA at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (I5LRE)

520 @AviMayer

All three of Israel's main TV channels are now predicting that Benjamin Netanyahu will remain prime minister, forming his fifth government.

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

521 Anyone have a hopping coach recommendation for a 3 yo?

3?

Way too late, man. The competitive hoppers are training hard by 6 months.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (LL1Be)

522 logprof, you got 'em. Thanks for confirming.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (miE9U)

523 532 @AviMayer

All three of Israel's main TV channels are now predicting that Benjamin Netanyahu will remain prime minister, forming his fifth government.
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

Suck it, Bibi haters!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at April 09, 2019 07:44 PM (d6Ksn)

524 Good idea, but didn't he bounce on his tail?


That wasn't his tail.


(And that's the *real* most wonderful thing about Tiggers.)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 09, 2019 07:44 PM (oVJmc)

525 *jumps in*

My cat Julio ate a rubber band. i didn't know it until I saw something hanging out of his ass as he walked away. I grabbed it and he look off, the rubber band stretching until "poing!" it popped out. We were both had surprised looks on our faces.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 09, 2019 07:44 PM (0rsWa)

526 533 Anyone have a hopping coach recommendation for a 3 yo?

3?

Way too late, man. The competitive hoppers are training hard by 6 months.
Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (LL1Be)
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Yeah. That's what I was afraid of.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:44 PM (MVjcR)

527 I do believe if Trump's poll numbers get any higher then the poll will tip over into the Pacific Ocean under the weight of those figures.

Posted by: Congressman Hank Johnson of Georgia. Windowlicker, blunt scissor user, crayoneater, Democrat. at April 09, 2019 07:44 PM (OFzX4)

528 Someone should release a new collection of Nat King Cole's music and market it to today's young'uns.

Title it "Cole Slays." ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:45 PM (miE9U)

529 516 Aetius, it's kind of weird suggestion but if you can find a Technics SLB-200 in good condition at eBay for a decent price, take it. Belt-drive turntable.

I still have mine and it still works. Got it for Christmas in 1983. ;-)

you bring back memories! I had a great Technics system, that brand was my fave - it's still in the attic, but I boxed it up at the last move and now I haven't laid eyes on it in years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 07:45 PM (V2Yro)

530 Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (K22Va)

Dug around my old CD's today and found a ZZTop and Robert Palmer. Been blasting them in the car.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 09, 2019 07:45 PM (dUJdY)

531 493 --Seriously, it's too early to throw down best VU covers.



OMG, I love the Cowboy Junkies.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 09, 2019 07:32 PM (fuK7c)

--Just their *covers* are awesome, never mined the originals.

Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2019 07:45 PM (XAYDB)

532 All three of Israel's main TV channels are now predicting that Benjamin Netanyahu will remain prime minister, forming his fifth government.
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (cF8AT)

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raimondo will be crushed. He was hoping for Bottled Justice.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 07:45 PM (ICeSA)

533 528 Aetius, 1940s music? Hmm. :-)

I not that long ago discovered Nat King Cole's The Fram Fram Sauce.
Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (miE9U)

Nat King Cole. Andrews Sisters. Bing. Mills Brothers. Ink Spots. Louis Armstrong. Benny Goodman.

Later stuff like Les Elgart and his orchestra. Early Sinatra.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 07:46 PM (brgv3)

534 Jewells, kewl!
PS, I got your offer via email re the MoMee. Thank you so much, YES, and I'll be in touch!

Also, I just discovered that my car's USB connection allows me to fill a thumb drive full of MP3s and play 'em on the radio. I've been having fun with that lately...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:46 PM (miE9U)

535 The reason the FBI went after Aunt Becky is because her husband is a vocal Trump supporter. Won't surprise me if she does time in prison while Desperate Housewife mom gets 30 days suspended sentence.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 07:47 PM (FiUMj)

536 A feel good for all of the Horde.

I go to the T-shirt shop today to order some shirts. I had given the girls in there a copy of the cookbook.
I asked how they liked it. Young girl says I'm doing the pork chop recipe and I come to the part where it says crack a beer.

She says- I cracked a beer and kept right on cooking and I loved it.

Friend at the bank that does not cook that I gave a copy to says she is enjoying the hell out of just reading it. Fortunately her husband is a great cook.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 09, 2019 07:47 PM (N54iE)

537
The Ditzy Twits are making a comeback. They're allowed to set foot in Nashville again, I think.

Here's them doing "Goodbye Earl" live back in 2017:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI7nWklQwrg

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 07:47 PM (f1Vqw)

538 My cat Julio ate a rubber band. i didn't know it until I saw something hanging out of his ass as he walked away. I grabbed it and he look off, the rubber band stretching until "poing!" it popped out. We were both had surprised looks on our faces.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 09, 2019 07:44 PM (0rsWa)

Were you and he down by the schoolyard?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 07:47 PM (brgv3)

539 All three of Israel's main TV channels are now predicting that Benjamin
Netanyahu will remain prime minister, forming his fifth government.

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 07:43 PM (cF8AT)



And he'll praise Trump, and heads across the land will explode. It will be glorious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 07:47 PM (ptqGC)

540 >>I see you've never had the pleasure of an 18 yr old single malt Macallan.
Posted by: rickb223

That a little old, don't you think?

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 09, 2019 07:48 PM (2cuLk)

541 "My cat Julio ate a rubber band"

Aetius, sounds like a great spoof of Paul Simon's "Me And Julio Down By The School Yard"... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:48 PM (miE9U)

542 "Best rock and roll band of the past 25 years."

You could have probably said 35 and still,,, low bar.

Posted by: teej at April 09, 2019 07:48 PM (qREJU)

543 Also, I just discovered that my car's USB connection allows me to fill a thumb drive full of MP3s and play 'em on the radio. I've been having fun with that lately...

Wow..I need to try that!

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 09, 2019 07:48 PM (dUJdY)

544 My cat Julio ate a rubber band. i didn't know it until I saw something hanging out of his ass as he walked away. I grabbed it and he look off, the rubber band stretching until "poing!" it popped out. We were both had surprised looks on our faces.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob


My dog ate two pieces of string. I shit you knot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 07:48 PM (5gcVT)

545 My cat Julio ate a rubber band. i didn't know it until I saw something
hanging out of his ass as he walked away. I grabbed it and he look off,
the rubber band stretching until "poing!" it popped out. We were both
had surprised looks on our faces.

When we were kids we strung popcorn and hung it on the tree. When we got home from grandpa's Christmas Eve it was gone and there was a piece of string hanging out of our dogs ass. My ma was a living saint.

Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 07:48 PM (K22Va)

546 If I do say so - I play a mean "Will the Circle Be Unbroken" with a shitpot of blues licks.

Posted by: Democracy Run Amok at April 09, 2019 07:38 PM (ebsBR)

Skydog went from a Main Street guitar to the moon in about 7 years playing everyday. Hendrix went to the loo with his guitar.

Those guys had it.

I ain't got it.



Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:48 PM (OE84+)

547 Retired Lt. Col. Dick Cole, the last surviving member of the Doolittle Raiders who rallied the nations spirit during the darkest days of World War II, has passed away.

Tom Casey, president of the Doolittle Tokyo Raiders Association, confirmed to Air Force Times that Cole died Tuesday morning in San Antonio. His daughter, Cindy Cole Chal, and son, Richard Cole, were by his side, Casey said.

Cole will be buried at Arlington National Cemetery, Casey said. Memorial services are also being scheduled at Joint Base San Antonio-Randolph in Texas.

Cole, who was then-Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittles co-pilot in the No. 1 bomber during the daring 1942 raid to strike Japan, was 103.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 07:49 PM (Y+V3r)

548
DRA, thanks for the compliment. Sounds like you're on the right track to me.

So many young'uns badmouth the blues or look down upon it. That's ok, so did I when I was a yoot. It's perfectly normal. Sooner or later you will become a fan of the blues, it's just that powerful. There won't be anything you can do about it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 09, 2019 07:49 PM (HaL55)

549 And he'll praise Trump, and heads across the land will explode. It will be glorious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 07:47 PM (ptqGC)

Doesn't he know Trump is a vicious anti-semite?

*as an aside 'vicious' is one of those words that did not look right when I typed it out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 07:49 PM (brgv3)

550
My cat Julio ate a rubber band. i didn't know it until I saw something
hanging out of his ass as he walked away. I grabbed it and he look off,
the rubber band stretching until "poing!" it popped out. We were both
had surprised looks on our faces.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at April 09, 2019 07:44 PM (0rsWa)


Yeesh. We had a vet who warned us about cats and rubber bands. The bands can get wrapped around a cat's intestines and if you pull the thing out you can literally rip up your kitty's guts.

We did pull a nice, leather boot lace out of our cat's butt once. She had a thing for fine leather and cashmere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

551 Jewells, yup, give it a try.

My MP3s are 256k. I found out my old 8gb Sandisk thumb drive will hold literally almost 1000 songs on it, and I can play them randomly.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:49 PM (miE9U)

552 oh, but I do buy into the idea of "dumb americans". How do you explain two terms of Obama?
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Mitt Romney. You're welcome.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at April 09, 2019 07:50 PM (gBYHI)

553 Ted "Buttplug" Bundy says,

If you have a problem with me you have a problem with my creator"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 07:50 PM (1g7ch)

554 dartist at April 09, 2019 07:28 PM (K22Va)

Don't ask me what I think of you,
I might not give the answer that you want me to ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 09, 2019 07:50 PM (LPnfS)

555 My cat Julio ate a rubber band. i didn't know it until I saw something
hanging out of his ass as he walked away. I grabbed it and he look off,
the rubber band stretching until "poing!" it popped out. We were both
had surprised looks on our faces.

--

Consider yourself lucky. Ours is a string and rubber band eater. He once ate some kind of long string and it wrapped around his innards. He stopped eating and we had to take him to the vet. Lots of money and tests later, he finally got better, but he could have died.

Posted by: Lady in Black, Death to the Man Bun at April 09, 2019 07:50 PM (JoUsr)

556 The Cowboy Junkies' cover of Gram's Ooh Las Vegas is awesome. That lp is filled with great covers, actually.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2019 07:50 PM (PUmDY)

557 I knew an accountant who got prosecuted by the feds for embezzlement that included not sending payroll withholding money to the feds. He had a completely clean record before this, but got years in prison. At the time it was said that federal prosecutors don't waste time on a case, in order to get probation or parole.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2019 07:33 PM (+lVUW)

This is one of the (many) charges against Avenatti - at that squirrely little coffee company he owned, he apparently diverted nearly $1 million worth of employees withheld taxes and spent it on other stuff that he found more interesting, or something.

Whenever that comes up, the Feds always take the position that you didn't steal that money from your employees, you stole that money directly from the IRS itself, and they hand out prison sentences accordingly. A big reason why it's guaranteed that Avenatti is going away for a long, long time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 07:51 PM (V2Yro)

558 Adriane, I beat ya to it :-)

And I will be sending out your DVDs in just a few days. Sorry for the delays.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:51 PM (miE9U)

559 When I was a teenager, we had a precious beagle who didn't eat weird stuff, except for freshly pooped horse dung. And she loved to roll in it too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 07:51 PM (ptqGC)

560 I usually download songs to my phone and play my music thru the bluetooth. But I'm getting kind of sick of them.. lol.. Except Shinedown. They are my go to band.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 09, 2019 07:51 PM (dUJdY)

561 I hope this won't sound rude and I know nothing about the candidate for Prime Minister of Israel. but the name Benny Gantz makes me think of a name for a Jewish organized crime guy involved in running liquor during prohibition. I think it's the name "Benny" instead of Benjamin. And no, I'm not suggesting that Gantz is involved in organized crime.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2019 07:52 PM (AllCR)

562 Good idea, but didn't he bounce on his tail?

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:42 PM (MVjcR)

Details, details....

Ok, here...

https://tinyurl.com/y22e74b9

Although I fear she might never go to college starting this late...

Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 07:52 PM (cF8AT)

563 I've got a 16gb thumb drive full of nothing but Zappa. Fleetwood Mac sounds like 70s drivel to me.

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 07:52 PM (UdKB7)

564 Some of the bribe recipients have been charged. I think all of them have been quietly fired. The colleges are desperately trying to sweep this under the rug. They don't want too much public sunlight on what they've been doing.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 07:30 PM (f1Vqw)


How hard is it to ask the college directly,

How much of an 'endowment' do I have to give to get my kids into your school at normal in-state rates?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 07:52 PM (1g7ch)

565 NOOD

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 09, 2019 07:53 PM (dUJdY)

566 LOL.

Amazon delivered my package today and says, "it was handed directly to a resident."

That's funny because I'm the only one home and I didn't get anything. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:53 PM (miE9U)

567 Been blasting Santana's greatest hits Jewells.

My all time favorite percussion section and one of the all time great guitarists.

Posted by: teej at April 09, 2019 07:53 PM (qREJU)

568 freaked, drive funky ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:53 PM (miE9U)

569 Benny Blanco from the Bronx?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 07:53 PM (FiUMj)

570 568 My cat Julio ate a rubber band. i didn't know it until I saw something hanging out of his ass as he walked away. I grabbed it and he look off, the rubber band stretching until "poing!" it popped out. We were both had surprised looks on our faces.

This sounds like something that could have happened to Bill Kristol and Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 07:54 PM (V2Yro)

571 I hope this won't sound rude and I know nothing about the candidate for Prime Minister of Israel. but the name Benny Gantz makes me think of a name for a Jewish organized crime guy involved in running liquor during prohibition. I think it's the name "Benny" instead of Benjamin. And no, I'm not suggesting that Gantz is involved in organized crime.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2019 07:52 PM (AllCR)

He is a pretty accomplished soldier. Rose to be the Chief of Staff of the IDF. Fought in many of her battles. Lead the Cammando Unit that was on the ground in Etheopia when Israel evacutate 100,000 in a few days

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 07:54 PM (Y+V3r)

572 Seventeen years ago, I had a favorite pair of red heels laid out. Came out of the dressing room, and our new kitteh (the lover of leather and cashmere) had eaten both straps off. I was furious.

She was tiny, and we never saw any sign of the leather in her poop. She lived to 17 (had to put her down because of cancer last May).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 07:54 PM (ptqGC)

573 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 07:54 PM (Y+V3r)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2019 07:55 PM (AllCR)

574 And I will be sending out your DVDs in just a few days. Sorry for the delays.

Thanks for the update.

Hope your life is less crazy than mine ...
: -)))

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at April 09, 2019 07:55 PM (LPnfS)

575 WWLRT
Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:36 PM (OE84+)

--Okay, that's a new acronym for me.

What's it mean???

Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2019 07:55 PM (XAYDB)

576 576 Good idea, but didn't he bounce on his tail?

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:42 PM (MVjcR)

Details, details....

Ok, here...

https://tinyurl.com/y22e74b9

Although I fear she might never go to college starting this late...
Posted by: Tami at April 09, 2019 07:52 PM (cF8AT)
-----
Perfect! Thank you! Forwarded that to her parents. Now we can only hope for the best.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 07:55 PM (MVjcR)

577 Whoops; That's good to know that he's not a nutty leftist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2019 07:56 PM (AllCR)

578 I do not have to listen to them blather on about their political positions.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 07:42 PM (brgv3)

There is something to be said about that, for sure.

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:56 PM (OE84+)

579 Adriane, you're welcome. My life is marginally less crazy lately. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 09, 2019 07:56 PM (miE9U)

580 I'm beat
See you at 4am if not sooner
Sweet dreams all.

Posted by: Skip at April 09, 2019 07:56 PM (BbGew)

581 @35:

Agreed. Buy short between now and Cain/Moore getting on the Reserve because that's their last shot and obviously nothing is beneath that scum.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 09, 2019 07:57 PM (Xpeyq)

582 What Would Lou Reed Think?

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:57 PM (OE84+)

583 Dug around my old CD's today and found a ZZTop and Robert Palmer. Been blasting them in the car.

I remember when Rio Grande Mud and Tres Hombres came out when I was in the army in a 4 man room with 4 stereos. The music today ain't got it, or I'm just an old grouchy fvcker.

Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 07:57 PM (K22Va)

584 The 70's were the best.

90's tried.

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:58 PM (OE84+)

585 My dog ate two rides off baloney. They came out together.




I shit you knot.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at April 09, 2019 07:58 PM (xInes)

586 Still here D R A.

Posted by: teej at April 09, 2019 07:59 PM (qREJU)

587 Man. this has been fun.

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 08:00 PM (OE84+)

588 582 What Would Lou Reed Think?
Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 07:57 PM (OE84+)

--

Well, my mom's name is Jane.

. . . and Margo is hawt.

Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2019 08:00 PM (XAYDB)

589 Welp, I'm signing off too. Thanks for the laughs, all. Later.

Posted by: Weasel at April 09, 2019 08:01 PM (MVjcR)

590 I remember when Rio Grande Mud and Tres Hombres came out when I was in the army in a 4 man room with 4 stereos. The music today ain't got it, or I'm just an old grouchy fvcker.
Posted by: dartist at April 09, 2019 07:57 PM (K22Va)

ZZ Top

BBQ

Rockin

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 08:01 PM (OE84+)

591 The Chrissy Hynde She on Grievous Angel tribute is also amazing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2019 08:02 PM (PUmDY)

592 1965 to 1975 for my money golfman.
And stuff that those folks did after that.

The rock
The blues/rock
The singer/songwriters
Motown

And you could hear it all without changing the radio station

Posted by: teej at April 09, 2019 08:03 PM (qREJU)

593
nood bibi

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2019 08:03 PM (KCxzN)

594 Hmm, guess I'd better fix something to eat.

Posted by: teej at April 09, 2019 08:05 PM (qREJU)

595 Still here D R A.
Posted by: teej at April 09, 2019 07:59 PM (qREJU)


I'm not anymore. Looks like the always watchful eye of Dildo strikes again.

See you later. Same Bat Time - New Bat Nic.

Posted by: DRA at April 09, 2019 08:06 PM (kK4qb)

596 1965 to 1975 for my money golfman.
And stuff that those folks did after that.

The rock
The blues/rock
The singer/songwriters
Motown

And you could hear it all without changing the radio station
Posted by: teej at April 09, 2019 08:03 PM (qREJU)

I thought that as I hit enter.

I love the Stones. Brian Jones was there for a while. But Mick Jones era is best.
The Pink. Cream. Hendrix. Duane and Gregg.

Yeah.

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 08:07 PM (OE84+)

597 Old Motown was like hearing Church - if the people at church sang really, really good.

Posted by: DRA at April 09, 2019 08:10 PM (kK4qb)

598 The Dems are going to have to come up with an expendable candidate to run against Trump in 2020. If the Congress, the bureaucracy, the media, and the judiciary continue to harass, obstruct, defame and conduct rebellion against him until 2020, he will beat the Democrat like a rented mule! Somewhere, George McGovern is grinning.

The American people like only one thing more than a winner, and that's a winner that all the losers crapped on. The Dems just have to decide who to throw out of the lifeboat for Jaws to gulp down! He's circling, and he's pissed.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 09, 2019 08:25 PM (Vm/iR)

599 1965 to 1975 for my money golfman.
And stuff that those folks did after that.

The rock
The blues/rock
The singer/songwriters
Motown

And you could hear it all without changing the radio station
Posted by: teej at April 09, 2019 08:03 PM (qREJU)



597 Old Motown was like hearing Church - if the people at church sang really, really good.
Posted by: DRA at April 09, 2019 08:10 PM (kK4qb)

All of the above.

1965 to 1975 for my money golfman.
And stuff that those folks did after that.

The rock
The blues/rock
The singer/songwriters
Motown

And you could hear it all without changing the radio station
Posted by: teej at April 09, 2019 08:03 PM (qREJU)



597 Old Motown was like hearing Church - if the people at church sang really, really good.
Posted by: DRA at April 09, 2019 08:10 PM (kK4qb)

All of the above... except the radio part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br1OQSvncik

Posted by: golfman at April 09, 2019 08:27 PM (OE84+)

600 "or would you rather see it reunited with the Colonies, as the 51st State?"

Fun fact: if Britain did become a state it would be the second poorest state in terms of per capita GDP -- only Mississippi would be farther down the list. (Link is to WaPo article from 2014)

http://tinyurl.com/y4rturgc

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