I Me Mine: Obama Breaks His Own Record and References Himself 392 Times in New Berlin Speech

Ich bin ein Egoist.

President Obama was in Germany on Saturday, ostensibly to speak about "community leadership and civic engagement" on behalf of his eponymous Obama Foundation, but Berliners soon discovered his main topic of interest was ... Barack Obama.

Obama talking about himself in an almost obsessive manner is no new phenomenon, but today he shattered his own records. Over the course of a 90 minute townhall with "emerging leaders," Obama mentioned himself an eye-popping 392 times.

Here's the breakdown of his personal pronoun use (based on a rush transcript of the event):

"I" -- 274

"Me" -- 25

"My" -- 31

"I'" -- 9

"I'm" -- 41

"Myself" -- 7

"Obama" -- 5

The former president's comments began on his favorite topic: himself.

Supercut of all the narcissistic tics at the link.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:42 PM




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1 But, enough about me.
What do you think of my shoes?

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 09, 2019 08:43 PM (w7KSn)

2 Wow, neurosis much?

Posted by: Mordineus at April 09, 2019 08:44 PM (H5lj9)

3 But, enough about me.
What do you think of my shoes?

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 09, 2019 08:44 PM (w7KSn)

4 What's wrong with that?

Posted by: Chocolate Jesus at April 09, 2019 08:44 PM (eNHDE)

5 Ack.
Sorry for double post.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 09, 2019 08:45 PM (w7KSn)

6 TFG

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 09, 2019 08:45 PM (ydNpi)

7 Barack Mugabe needs to be placed under house arrest like his daddy Robert.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 09, 2019 08:46 PM (Z+IKu)

8

He whacks it in front of a mirror! Isn't he dreamy?

Posted by: Swallowell/Buttplug 2019 at April 09, 2019 08:46 PM (g/P9q)

9 I can't remember, does a double post call for embarrelment?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 09, 2019 08:46 PM (ydNpi)

10 Did anyone count the "ummms" and "errrrrs"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

11 What do Obama and Luciano Pavarotti have in common? They both warm up with, "Me me me me."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 09, 2019 08:46 PM (+y/Ru)

12 Still don't miss him one little bit.

Jack Ass.

Posted by: ALH at April 09, 2019 08:47 PM (8wKjk)

13 Could be part of the 'front-man' role.

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2019 08:47 PM (cVNoh)

14 "But enough about me. Or perhaps ummm.....errrrr....not."

--- O'BlahBlah

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

15 Yea, there is no way I'm going to watch that JEF reference himself again. Been there.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2019 08:48 PM (/tuJf)

16 He wants the Dem candidates to pretend they're not hard left. I wonder why that is.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 09, 2019 08:48 PM (hjaPQ)

17 Ich Bin Ich ain't just a fish disease.

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 08:48 PM (UdKB7)

18 I thought I was already embarreled...
I SWEAR!!!

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 09, 2019 08:48 PM (w7KSn)

19 Gah. Eight long, endless, miserable years. He can't just STFU and go off to a nude beach somewhere with a boyfriend?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

20 Anything between double paosts are deleted.

So... I'm FIRST!

Of course. The most excellent President you ever had. Did I tell you the time that my ....

Posted by: Chocolate Jesus at April 09, 2019 08:49 PM (eNHDE)

21 Thank you for watching this speech for us, Ace. I don't have the stomach for it.

Posted by: ALH at April 09, 2019 08:49 PM (8wKjk)

22 There is no WiFi in the barrel. Hop in.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 09, 2019 08:49 PM (ydNpi)

23 Do people actually pay to hear this guy sing his own praises?People are weird.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pick Up a Copy of The Daily Panic at The Outrage Outlet! at April 09, 2019 08:49 PM (8uDfa)

24 Let him be clear.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 08:49 PM (LL1Be)

25 People who do coke talk about themselves a lot.

Not sayin just sayin.


Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 08:50 PM (NLLmE)

26 True Fact: Tater has a poster of Obama, wading in from the surf, his skin glistening and wet, above his bed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

27 Dick Goodstein is an asshelmet.

Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2019 08:51 PM (XAYDB)

28 Washed up narcissist with ruined legacy, who doesn't count for shit, and nobody cares about anymore, proves for the millionth time that he is in fact, a narcissist.

News at 11!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 08:51 PM (ICeSA)

29 Obama is still married to Mooch.


So there is justice in the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 08:52 PM (ptqGC)

30 The best thing about Obama is that he's Nacho President any more.

Posted by: ALH at April 09, 2019 08:52 PM (8wKjk)

31 OK, off I go.
BUT FIRST...
This is one of the more interesting interviews of WWII vets I have ever seen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaN7B4NwmrQ

Spitfire pilot gets shot down in the closing days of WWII. Convinces his German captors to surrender to him!

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at April 09, 2019 08:52 PM (w7KSn)

32 His 3 best friends... me, myself and I.

What a dick beater.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2019 08:52 PM (3H9h1)

33 Yeah. Fuck them. They made the rules, they used their wealth to cheat.

>>Yeah? How exactly did they "make the rules"
Congress does that shit.


When felicity huffman and those other Hollywood twats put their money and their name behind electing progressive candidates, they are the problem. Thus, fuck them.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 08:52 PM (dNzKv)

34 Ich bin Jelly Doughnut.

Posted by: RI Red at April 09, 2019 08:52 PM (WxsTW)

35 Obama - so narcissistic he makes PDT sound like a nice humble Midwesterner.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 09, 2019 08:53 PM (8AONa)

36 I wonder if he is going to remain this talkative when his people start getting indicted and he knows that all it takes is one flip to implicate him?

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2019 08:53 PM (/tuJf)

37 What's the difference between "I" and "I'"

Posted by: mugiwara at April 09, 2019 08:53 PM (kVT3g)

38 Joe Biden is still sitting by the phone waiting for his former boss to call and offer his support.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 08:53 PM (ptqGC)

39 Another reason to thank God for PDT --

It must kill barry pissypants that he was so inconsequential after 8 years, and what little he did do was a complete failure.


It must also kill wimpy jr. that his legacy will be the guy who fucked up iraq, gave us barry, and stood for nothing at all. (just like dad!)

It must also kill bubba and the shrew that their legacy is f*** all of dissipation, drunkenness, and debauchery.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2019 08:53 PM (LWu6U)

40 >27 Dick Goodstein is an asshelmet.
Posted by: logprof at April 0


Goalie helmet, forward helmet, gutter helmet, what are we talking?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 09, 2019 08:53 PM (ydNpi)

41 And absolutely nothing to talk about. He has no accomplishments, quite the contrary, is not interesting, or worldly, or intelligent in any useful sense.


Trying to recall a cab driver I had in DC all those years who wasn't far more interesting, and with more to say and share, than this empty suit.


But it's not just a dumbed-down America, it's a dumbed-down world, as evidenced by his popularity elsewhere. Amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 08:53 PM (QDnY+)

42 -
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And yet Hillary still waddles free.

Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 08:44 PM

---------------

Global warming caused her to waddle. Here's video proof.

Posted by: David Attenborough at April 09, 2019 08:53 PM (RVcmP)

43 I'm proud to say I never listened to a single Obama speech. I've read about them or read some of the transcript but never listened to him live or taped.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 09, 2019 08:54 PM (2DOZq)

44 He might become relevant if he can write bodice rippers like Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

45 But Trump is the deranged narcissist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at April 09, 2019 08:54 PM (oVJmc)

46 Gonna take a pass on that link. Thanks though.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at April 09, 2019 08:54 PM (F6tBH)

47 Hilary should run again as Tank Abrams VP.
That would be fun to watch.

Posted by: ALH at April 09, 2019 08:55 PM (8wKjk)

48 Wikipedia: "In Greek mythology, Narcissus was a hunter from Thespiae in Boeotia who was known for his beauty. He was the son of the river god Cephissus and nymph Liriope. He was proud, in that he disdained those who loved him. Nemesis noticed this behavior and attracted Narcissus to a pool, where he saw his own reflection in the water and fell in love with it, not realizing it was merely an image. Unable to leave the beauty of his reflection, Narcissus lost his will to live. He stared at his reflection until he died. Narcissus is the origin of the term narcissism, a fixation with oneself and one's physical appearance or public perception."

Trump's opponents routinely refer to him as a Narcissus. Yet he is their Nemesis, sending them to stare unrequited into the presidential pool. Seeing their own image, they have mistaken their own evil image for Trump's. Fixated and obsessed, they have fallen in hate, not in love, and are now paralyzed in permanent panic, unable to leave the ugliness of their own reflection even though it dooms them to write unreadable screeds chronicling their public meltdowns like "What Happened", optioned by Miracle-Gro spokesman Harvey Weinstein.

"What Happened", Granny? As Paine puts it, the President has become a "touchstone of sincerity and hypocrisy, and bring things and men to light, which might otherwise have lain forever undiscovered. He has the same effect on secret traitors, which an imaginary apparition would have upon a private murderer. He sifts out the hidden thoughts of man, and hold them up in public to the world."

Without even trying.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 09, 2019 08:55 PM (Ndje9)

49
I'm proud to say I never listened to a single Obama speech. I've read
about them or read some of the transcript but never listened to him live
or taped.





Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 09, 2019 08:54 PM (2DOZq)


I used to hit "mute" the moment he opened his mouth, unless we were live blogging him here for some reason.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 08:55 PM (ptqGC)

50 I'm only interested in the last time Barky refers to himself.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2019 08:55 PM (N3Mch)

51 Trying to recall a cab driver I had in DC all those years who wasn't far more interesting, and with more to say and share, than this empty suit.

-------

Obama was Presidential.

Cab drivers are trash. Dirty trash. Unfit for my fare, let alone to bull for my wife.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 09, 2019 08:55 PM (ICeSA)

52 So, according to my math, which might be sketchy.... that comes out to a mention of himself once every 13 seconds.

Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 09, 2019 08:56 PM (fhgs6)

53 Gonna take a pass on that link. Thanks though.
Posted by: Eisenhorn



Hah. I wasn't going to say it, but yeah.

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 08:56 PM (NLLmE)

54 Did he reference himself and then look off into the distance, chin lifted at at a 45 degree angle?

Posted by: IC at April 09, 2019 08:57 PM (LJUs+)

55 Oh hey look at that, the NYT is reporting that Horowitz is looking into Stefan Halper and his involvement with the Trump campaign.

https://bit.ly/2IkF7NO

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2019 08:57 PM (/tuJf)

56 What's the difference between "I" and "I'"
Posted by: mugiwara at April 09, 2019 08:53 PM (kVT3g)


I really like "I". -- Bumbles Obama

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 09, 2019 08:57 PM (aS1PU)

57 >>>...when his people start getting indicted and he knows that all it takes is one flip to implicate him?

pretty please!

Posted by: trapper's girl at April 09, 2019 08:57 PM (odm3g)

58 "Let me be clear."

"This is not who we are."

"You Christians need to get off your high horses because of the Crusades."


If I never hear those words again, I can die happy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 08:57 PM (ptqGC)

59 43
I'm proud to say I never listened to a single Obama speech. I've read
about them or read some of the transcript but never listened to him live
or taped.





Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 09, 2019 08:54 PM (2DOZq)


Same here. As soon as I see it'll be him making noise I always hit the mute or exit the site immediately.

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2019 08:57 PM (cVNoh)

60 A ninety minute jagoff? No thanks, Buddy!

Posted by: Fritz at April 09, 2019 08:58 PM (LuPts)

61 anyone still interested in the elections in Israel, Legal Insurrection is following them in the top poast there.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 09, 2019 08:58 PM (ER1jH)

62 One man circle jerk.

Posted by: eleven at April 09, 2019 08:58 PM (NLLmE)

63 Meanwhile, in Ohio . . .

COPS: Woman on probation for beastiality indicted for robbing bank, left footprint trail in snow...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 09, 2019 08:58 PM (+y/Ru)

64 "Unable to leave the beauty of his reflection, Narcissus lost his will to live. He stared at his reflection until he died. Narcissus is the origin of the term narcissism, a fixation with oneself and one's physical appearance or public perception."

No. He dropped his bone in the water trying to take the bone out of the mouth of the Narcissus he was staring at.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2019 08:59 PM (N3Mch)

65 54 Did he reference himself and then look off into the distance, chin lifted at at a 45 degree angle?
Posted by: IC at April 09, 2019 08:57 PM (LJUs+)

It must absolutely kill him that he's no longer relevant, and he has many, many, many years ahead of him to be a has-been.

Enjoy your anonymity!

Posted by: ALH at April 09, 2019 08:59 PM (8wKjk)

66 "I" -- 274
"Me" -- 25
"My" -- 31
"I'" -- 9
"I'm" -- 41
"Myself" -- 7
"Obama" -- 5


If you add in his all-time favorite word, "Umm", that's 89 minutes of content right there.

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2019 08:59 PM (NpvYf)

67 navybrat, is that the Kiwi pilot? Have seen that story. Talked to a P-47 pilot who was shot down late (February?) over Germany. He said the old-timers who'd been POWs for years were quite rough on the "new guys" like him - but Fritz was your friend, Red Cross packages were abundant, life was easy - as the Allies were just miles away. But he didn't actually convince some krauts to surrender so he could get them to the western lines. Didn't that Kiwi pilot and his "captors" alternate roles, depending on whether they expected to run into German troops? It was amusing, and amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 08:59 PM (QDnY+)

68 Maybe early OT, but ...
To the man who caused the seas to ebb and the Earth to cool:
I've had 5 1/2 months of winter here in Siberian NH. It snowed an inch on my freshly thawed lawn today.
Can you just f*ckng go away?

Posted by: RI Red at April 09, 2019 08:59 PM (WxsTW)

69 I Me Mine:



I wonder if George Harrison somehow met a young Barry Obama to get the inspiration for that song

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 09, 2019 08:59 PM (uvC8U)

70 I thought someone said it was in the 400s.

Hmmm, revised downward. Again.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 08:59 PM (brgv3)

71 Everybody loves me! See how often I'm discussed by me very important international forums?!

Posted by: Regular joe at April 09, 2019 08:59 PM (6/uwW)

72 -
--
And yet Hillary still waddles free.


Posted by: freaked at April 09, 2019 08:44 PM

---------------

Global warming caused her to waddle. Here's video proof.



Posted by: David Attenborough at April 09, 2019 08:53 PM

-------------------------

Hey, asshole. Not one of you "nature" bastards helped US find a bollard to lean on.

Posted by: a LOT of dead walruses at April 09, 2019 08:59 PM (RVcmP)

73 Nope. Not clicking. We suffered through that insufferable bastard enough. Let the Europeans have him.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at April 09, 2019 09:00 PM (C1NyB)

74 Damn, Coloin Noir brings it on Tucker's show.

Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2019 09:00 PM (XAYDB)

75
The MFM was just gushing over Barry's speech in Germany. Barry was talking about politics that divide us. Because that racist, America hating POS would never have done that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 09, 2019 09:01 PM (uvC8U)

76 Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2019 08:57 PM (/tuJf)

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I was reading about his connection with that Russki boffin the other day, and her describing his "horrible aura."

That's right. Halper is a disturbing, off-putting, gross individual. Auras are new-agey nonsense, but dude is obviously wicked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 09:01 PM (ICeSA)

77 Actually, the condensed video version is fairly compelling because, - the man is a retard machine. Derp!

Posted by: Fritz at April 09, 2019 09:02 PM (LuPts)

78 Obama says "I" so much the had to list it twice.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:02 PM (1g7ch)

79 It wasn't very tactileful of him, was it?

Posted by: Jellobrain at April 09, 2019 09:02 PM (aeLyf)

80 Some people still like him, but none of them comment here.

Posted by: ALH at April 09, 2019 09:02 PM (8wKjk)

81 I can't stand to hear that shit stain.

Posted by: Max Power at April 09, 2019 09:02 PM (q177U)

82 Me so horny. I love myself big time.

Posted by: Regular joe at April 09, 2019 09:03 PM (6/uwW)

83 Obama mentioned himself an eye-popping 392 times.

"Unprecedented!", they glowed.

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2019 09:03 PM (nIvDu)

84 >>I used to hit "mute" the moment he opened his mouth, unless we were live blogging him here for some reason.

me too!

I even installed a firefox add-on to hide his photos. One reason I stopped reading Hot Air was because they always had his smirkingest photos all over their page.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2019 09:03 PM (LWu6U)

85 with 64% of the vote counted, Netanyahu holds a solid lead 38 seats to 35 for Gantz.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 09:03 PM (Y+V3r)

86 Was Obama in Germany seeking asylum?

Posted by: Ha at April 09, 2019 09:04 PM (MAstk)

87 JS, do you really think indictments are coming? I don't have much faith,

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at April 09, 2019 09:04 PM (PUmDY)

88 86 Was Obama in Germany seeking asylum?
Posted by: Ha at April 09, 2019 09:04 PM (MAstk)

He was there for the tips.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 09:04 PM (brgv3)

89 Really cool retrospective about Lebanon on The Profit.

Posted by: logprof at April 09, 2019 09:05 PM (XAYDB)

90 Barr has assembled a team to investigate abuses of government power related to the attempted coup against Trump.

Dare we hope that Barky-O is on the list for investigation and, hopefully, charging?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2019 09:05 PM (0OWcv)

91 Sheesh, I read some of the speech. Apparently he doesn't get Teleprompter protection for life.

Posted by: t-bird at April 09, 2019 09:05 PM (CE5C/)

92 >>That's right. Halper is a disturbing, off-putting, gross individual. Auras are new-agey nonsense, but dude is obviously wicked.

One of the least reported elements of this whole scam is Halper's ties to a little known Pentagon agency called the Office of Net Assessment (ONA). He was being paid outrageous sums of money to do basically nothing officially. Unofficially he was a spy for hire.

The fact that the NYT is reporting that Horowitz is looking at him is very telling.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2019 09:05 PM (/tuJf)

93 59 43
I'm proud to say I never listened to a single Obama speech. I've read
about them or read some of the transcript but never listened to him live
or taped.





Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 09, 2019 08:54 PM (2DOZq)


Same here. As soon as I see it'll be him making noise I always hit the mute or exit the site immediately.
Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2019 08:57 PM (cVNoh)


Likewise. I've been avoiding him since before the Styrofoam Columns speech.

Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2019 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

94 Barr will investigate for 2 years and it will end when President Beto is sworn in, (with 2 years or "we are making progress, guys!) or it will go 5 years and end with the prosecution of some mid level DOJ lackey.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 09:06 PM (dNzKv)

95 Barky Oblabo
will no one rid us of this meddlesome
No that ain't the right line..
no one likes a sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot
hmm, I don't think that's right either. ...
Aha! I got it...
Keep that cheap wailin slut quiet!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 09, 2019 09:06 PM (myjNJ)

96 P.S. to any legal morons who are around: given that Granny Cacklepants was never actually charged with anything over the email scandal, the rule against double jeopardy would not apply should Barr file charges now, is that correct?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2019 09:07 PM (0OWcv)

97 It must absolutely kill him that he's no longer relevant, and he has many, many, many years ahead of him to be a has-been."

And it kills his True Believers even more. Remember when he was going to be the "Leader of the Resistance"??? Hey chumps, NOW you know why we called him ZERO!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 09:07 PM (V2Yro)

98 Willowed-- Sefton, if you're still around -- If you are not suicidal when you start to read any Russian book, you will be by twenty pages in. War and Peace. Gulag Archipelago. Taras Bulba. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 09, 2019 09:07 PM (ebZss)

99 My theory is that this is representative of a generation, and an unfortunate trend in the West.

People who grow up without siblings, cousins, and lots of unsupervised older neighbors never really learn humility.

The decay of Western civilization is caused by spoiled kids, and that is caused by not having older brothers to beat the crap out of them so that they know life is unfair and will never be any different. Best to not make waves.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2019 09:07 PM (LWu6U)

100 For once, I'm glad I can't access the vid!

Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2019 09:08 PM (SmPBN)

101 iirc, he made that big campaign speech in Germany in 2008.

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2019 09:08 PM (cVNoh)

102 Barr has assembled a team to investigate abuses of government power related to the attempted coup against Trump.

Dare we hope that Barky-O is on the list for investigation and, hopefully, charging?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2019 09:05 PM (0OWcv)



Even Jefferson Davis got a pardon.
By Carter
In 1978


Three Trump Tweet suggestions.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:08 PM (1g7ch)

103 Obama saying I or me hundreds of times in a speech.


Nice to know that nothing has changed.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 09, 2019 09:08 PM (sy5kK)

104 > Barr will investigate for 2 years and it will end when President Beto is sworn in

Beta O'Cuck will never be President of the United States.

Beta O'Cuck will never be nominated for President of the United States on a major party ticket.

You can bank on it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2019 09:08 PM (0OWcv)

105 JackStraw, as always, thanks for doing the in-depth to keep us current.

Posted by: RI Red at April 09, 2019 09:08 PM (WxsTW)

106 The only reason that Hilary, Bill and Barry shouldn't be prosecuted, is because that sets a precedent and future presidents would get the same treatment, including the current one.

Posted by: ALH at April 09, 2019 09:08 PM (8wKjk)

107 Likewise. I've been avoiding him since before the Styrofoam Columns speech.
Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2019 09:05 PM (sdi6R)

Let's not forget 'Seal of the President-Elect.'

He could easily be replaced in the story of Narcissus with no changes needing to be made.

http://tinyurl.com/y5yymosx

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 09:09 PM (brgv3)

108 I even installed a firefox add-on to hide his photos...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2019 09:03 PM (LWu6U)


I had a Firefox user script add on that would change words before the page was displayed. I set it up for things like Obama-->TFG, Clinton-->Clinton Crime Family, President Obama->The Dog Eater, you get the drift. For at least the last four years of his Reign of Error it was the only way I could read the news.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 09, 2019 09:09 PM (odjO3)

109 I'm still waiting for him to come out of the closet and run away with Richard Branson.

Posted by: IC at April 09, 2019 09:09 PM (LJUs+)

110 I love being a Democrat!

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:09 PM (PUmDY)

111 Theres no team in I!

Posted by: O'bama lama at April 09, 2019 09:09 PM (0rsWa)

112 Halper is the kind of person you meet, and:

1.) Check for your wallet, and

2.) If it's missing, immediately bathe in holy water. Because he touched you, and you need to be cleansed of the devil-stench. Before you even close the debit card. Holy water. Immediately.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 09:09 PM (ICeSA)

113 96 P.S. to any legal morons who are around: given that Granny Cacklepants was never actually charged with anything over the email scandal, the rule against double jeopardy would not apply should Barr file charges now, is that correct?

correct, she's never even been in Single Jeopardy. And it applies to actually being tried, not just to being charged.

but she is inconsequential to me know - I am much more concerned with digging out her supporters in the Deep State.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 09:10 PM (V2Yro)

114 Ich bin ein Egoist.

=====


That's Austrian for "I taste like a jelly narcissist."

Posted by: Shains -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 09, 2019 09:10 PM (WqPYg)

115 But, enough about me. Let's talk about you.

What do you think about me?

Posted by: Ex-King, Ex-Admiral, Ex-Emperor Barky at April 09, 2019 09:10 PM (N3Mch)

116 >>78 Obama says "I" so much the had to list it twice.

second listing is or " I' ", as in I'll, I'd,...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2019 09:10 PM (LWu6U)

117
The day after Barky's election in 2008, the local fish-wrap had his picture splattered all over the front page under huge bold type.

I promptly removed that page, took it outside, and took a nice morning piss all over his picture.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at April 09, 2019 09:10 PM (f1Vqw)

118 When felicity huffman and those other Hollywood twats put their money
and their name behind electing progressive candidates, they are the
problem. Thus, fuck them.


I put money towards the Trump campaign.

So if Beto or Biden wins I guess fuck me , then , huh?

Justice is supposed to be blind.


I will not support politicized lawfare on either side.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 09:10 PM (LL1Be)

119 No problem, Red. It's been fun.

It's going to start breaking loose in a big way now I think. With Mueller out of the way it's payback time.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2019 09:11 PM (/tuJf)

120 That's Austrian for "I taste like a jelly narcissist."

Posted by: Shains -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 09, 2019 09:10 PM (WqPYg)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2019 09:11 PM (N3Mch)

121 with 64% of the vote counted, Netanyahu holds a solid lead 38 seats to 35 for Gantz.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 09:03 PM (Y+V3r)
************
Keep us updated with the results.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2019 09:11 PM (RBOtF)

122 I was reading about his connection with that Russki boffin the other day, and her describing his "horrible aura."

==

that means BO, right?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 09, 2019 09:12 PM (dm05u)

123 Show Me, please. What the crap was Sessions doing?

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:12 PM (PUmDY)

124 > Remember when he was going to be the "Leader of the Resistance"???

That sounds like way too much work for Barry. Unpaid, at that.

He's not interested in any activity that doesn't involve him standing on stage preening, while being tongue-bathed and fellated by his cult members. And the media. But I repeat myself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2019 09:12 PM (0OWcv)

125 And really, isn't this the story of Obama?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2019 09:12 PM (W+vEI)

126 Trump needs to end the federal student aid program. That is the thing that is killing this country. Not only is it making unsustainable debt, but it is funding the indoctrination of kids to a political philosophy that is anathema to our republic, and only giving them the skills to be activists to destroy it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 09:12 PM (dNzKv)

127 Also ,

Lori Loughlin and her husband are reportedly Trump supporters.


Does your political-legal system punish their family for the leftist political donations of Felicity whosits?

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 09:12 PM (LL1Be)

128 Let's not forget 'Seal of the President-Elect.'

He could easily be replaced in the story of Narcissus with no changes needing to be made.

http://tinyurl.com/y5yymosx
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 09:09 PM (brgv3)




That seal alone should have been a clue as to how much of a narcissistic assclown he is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 09, 2019 09:12 PM (k57FO)

129 Dare we hope that Barky-O is on the list for investigation and, hopefully, charging?

Barky was just a figurehead, and his effectiveness at anything is over. No point wasting a lot of ammunition on a false target - the real dangerous targets are still active. They have to be taken out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 09:13 PM (V2Yro)

130 Rodrigo I don't think double jeopardy is an issue in any component of the mega-scandal. But evidence might be. As well as meeting the bar of criminal violation - vs. "just" historic, outrageous abuse of power. Depends on which aspect (Clinton 7th floor State, FBI/DOJ, CIA/intel community) one is talking about.


Time will tell.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 09:13 PM (QDnY+)

131 with 64% of the vote counted, Netanyahu holds a solid lead 38 seats to 35 for Gantz.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 09:03 PM (Y+V3r)
************
Keep us updated with the results.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2019 09:11 PM (RBOtF)

with 79% of the vote in, it has dropped back down to 37-36 Netanyahu...must be counting Tel Aviv?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 09:13 PM (Y+V3r)

132 meanwhile, trump has higher approval ratings. suck it, fuckers

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 09, 2019 09:13 PM (9AcAx)

133 92>
And the guy who outed him for that got a shit storm for his honesty in reporting it. IIRC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 09, 2019 09:13 PM (3H9h1)

134 iirc, he made that big campaign speech in Germany in 2008.

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2019 09:08 PM (cVNoh)


yep. Berlin. Which was totally illegal and should have gotten him thrown out fo the race. But all McCain could manage to say about it (about taking the US Presidential campaign to foreign soil for foreigners, financed in part by a friggin foreign government) was "Celebrity!"

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2019 09:13 PM (N3Mch)

135 Show Me, please. What the crap was Sessions doing?

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:12 PM (PUmDY)



Those Matlock reruns weren't going to watch themselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 09, 2019 09:13 PM (k57FO)

136 > correct, she's never even been in Single Jeopardy. And it applies to actually being tried, not just to being charged.

Cool, thanks.

I want her to go in the jug pour l'encourger les autres.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2019 09:13 PM (0OWcv)

137 Bibi suppressed the Palestinian vote!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 09:14 PM (dNzKv)

138 "Encourager." Damn, see what comes of trying to get all fancy?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2019 09:14 PM (0OWcv)

139 OT but will we have the same bullshit, longwinded free-associations between everyone who said something good about muzzies or bad about america being held to blame for the potential national harbor truck terror attack?

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 09, 2019 09:14 PM (9AcAx)

140 Did eveyone see Candice rip in that little fuck leiu

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 09:14 PM (Y+V3r)

141 i've gotten so I mute For news on the radio. anytime i can, I mute those leftists.

Fox news on the radio is leaning left imo

Posted by: booknlass at April 09, 2019 09:14 PM (xIKXj)

142 85 with 64% of the vote counted, Netanyahu holds a solid lead 38 seats to 35 for Gantz.
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That's a better showing for Likud than most were predicting.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 09, 2019 09:15 PM (hjaPQ)

143 Millions of Palestinians were turned away at the polls!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 09:15 PM (dNzKv)

144 Trump needs to end the federal student aid program. That is the thing
that is killing this country. Not only is it making unsustainable debt,
but it is funding the indoctrination of kids to a political philosophy
that is anathema to our republic, and only giving them the skills to be
activists to destroy it.


Amen.
Also race and sex based admissions quotas.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 09:15 PM (LL1Be)

145 He never seems to stutter when talking about himself, does he?

Posted by: weew at April 09, 2019 09:15 PM (gk7if)

146 I hope all this stuff Hannity is talking about is true.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 09, 2019 09:16 PM (ZqRa6)

147 >>And the guy who outed him for that got a shit storm for his honesty in reporting it. IIRC.

Adam Lovinger. Was stripped of his security clearance which effectively ended his career.

He filed a whistleblower retaliation suit but I have no idea what happened with that.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2019 09:16 PM (/tuJf)

148 Bibi's rhetoric had a chilling effect on voter turnout!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 09:16 PM (dNzKv)

149 with 79% of the vote in, it has dropped back down to 37-36 Netanyahu...must be counting Tel Aviv?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 09:13 PM (Y+V3r)
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Yikes.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2019 09:16 PM (RBOtF)

150 I have known people like him in business, and it seems the only thing that drives them is having their ego stroked.

The good thing is that they never do much. They tend to not work at all. meetings and speeches - sure. Analysis and understanding, risk taking, setting example,... not at all.

The bad thing is that if they get in a position of power, they hire incompetent yes-men and those people can do real damage.

And the best part is that when they finally fall, they fall hard.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2019 09:17 PM (LWu6U)

151 392 times Obama referenced himself?

Must make writing speeches for Obama pretty easy. As long as the speech refers to himself, it's good to go.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 09, 2019 09:17 PM (WEBkv)

152 OT but will we have the same bullshit, longwinded free-associations between everyone who said something good about muzzies or bad about america being held to blame for the potential national harbor truck terror attack?
Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 09, 2019 09:14 PM (9AcAx)


That is not how this works -

People who disparaged muzzies are at fault for making him try to do it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:17 PM (1g7ch)

153 140 Did eveyone see Candice rip in that little fuck leiu
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 09:14 PM (Y+V3r)


Yes, it was glorious. I have no idea who this Candice woman is, but I'm in love. She walked into the lion's den and showed absolutely no fear. It was amazing to watch.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 09, 2019 09:17 PM (odjO3)

154 I hope all this stuff Hannity is talking about is true.

Goofy bastard has a magic hotline straight to the White House and PDT.

Only reason I watch him.
And Sara Carter.


Only 2 reasons.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 09:17 PM (LL1Be)

155 I often wonder it Bumbles was really that lazy and incompetent. Or he worked on a bigger canvas to really fuck us up long term. A lot of Overton windows were opened on his watch. Just look at the Dems now. Full blown communists.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 09, 2019 09:18 PM (+Tibp)

156 146 I hope all this stuff Hannity is talking about is true.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 09, 2019 09:16 PM (ZqRa6)
**********
Me too. He seems really confidant and I am sure he has sources.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 09, 2019 09:18 PM (RBOtF)

157 like how christchurch is every white persons' fault but mostly pewdiepie and trump and maybe ted cruz (because the left really hates that guy)

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 09, 2019 09:18 PM (9AcAx)

158 Did eveyone see Candice rip in that little fuck leiu
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 09:14 PM (Y+V3r)


Isn't Leiu the undocumented international arms dealer?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:18 PM (1g7ch)

159 106
The only reason that Hilary, Bill and Barry shouldn't be prosecuted, is
because that sets a precedent and future presidents would get the same
treatment, including the current one.



Posted by: ALH at April 09, 2019 09:08 PM (8wKjk)


======


Not prosecuting them sets a precedent for future Presidents -- that they can commit treason and other crimes with impunity. I'd love to see them try to prosecute Trump; as Rush was saying today, unbeknownst to us we elected the purest, cleanest citizen possible. The entire world and elite intelligence agencies -- including our own -- has been turning over every stone on him for a couple years now and haven't found a speck of criminal activity. Bring it on!

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 09, 2019 09:19 PM (WqPYg)

160 >>I hope all this stuff Hannity is talking about is true.

It is, mostly.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2019 09:19 PM (/tuJf)

161 I'm a bigbfan of Vandave Owens. I fid not see her testimony today - link?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 09, 2019 09:19 PM (dm05u)

162 This should be a good time for conservative pundits to remind people that Obama interfered with Israeli elections when he was President.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 09, 2019 09:19 PM (2DOZq)

163
That is not how this works -

People who disparaged muzzies are at fault for making him try to do it.

----


right, like the modern theory about WWII that Japan bombed pearl harbor because they knew how evil we'd react to their doing so

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 09, 2019 09:19 PM (9AcAx)

164 Let's not forget 'Seal of the President-Elect.'



I remember that shit. They were saying Bush should just do things that Obama tells him to regarding the financial crisis. Not that there was much difference between what Bush did and what a Marxist would do.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 09:20 PM (dNzKv)

165 Obama is still married to Mooch.

So there is justice in the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2019 08:52 PM (ptqGC)


Partial jussie-tice. Like the Clintons, marital privilege. They can't be forced to testify against each other. Did Mooch take the vacation to Germany with him? I guess since it's on their dime now, I'd bet not.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2019 09:20 PM (Y8PSl)

166 I often wonder it Bumbles was really that lazy and incompetent. Or he worked on a bigger canvas to really fuck us up long term. A lot of Overton windows were opened on his watch. Just look at the Dems now. Full blown communists.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 09, 2019 09:18 PM (+Tibp)


It was no act. Barky is lazy, incompetent, uncoordinated, inept, and jaw-droppingly stupid.

He is a Malevolent Retard.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2019 09:20 PM (N3Mch)

167 It was supposed to be a hearing on white supremacy and the faltering efforts of the Trump administration to quell violent expressions of white nationalism. But that's not quite what took place on Tuesday morning at a hearing of the House Judiciary Committee, which gave short shrift to issues like the defunding of programs meant to combat white extremism, and the promotion of hatred on social media, and instead featured Republican witnesses disputing seemingly basic facts about history both recent and distant.



Yes comrades, white supremacy is the country's greatest threat

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 09, 2019 09:20 PM (k57FO)

168 Without even trying.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 09, 2019 08:55 PM (Ndje9)

Excellent insights. Coming to this place is always worthwhile.

Posted by: troyriser at April 09, 2019 09:20 PM (1JpTT)

169 what is hannity seving? Is he going through the next steps when the Empire Strikes Back? Free your mind and envision hillary in chains

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 09, 2019 09:20 PM (9AcAx)

170 123
Show Me, please. What the crap was Sessions doing?

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:12 PM (PUmDY)

========


Quality Control testing for MyPillow.

Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 09, 2019 09:21 PM (WqPYg)

171 Candice owens link

https://www.businessinsider.com/ted-lieu-plays-candace-owens-hitler-comments-2019-4

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 09, 2019 09:21 PM (Y+V3r)

172 Like Biden? Hrc must have have had major dirt on him for him to think her corruption could be contained.

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)

173 https://tinyurl.com/y22g8cfq

Wow!! Candace Owens Rips Ted Lieu's Ass in HALF

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 09:21 PM (LL1Be)

174 I often wonder it Bumbles was really that lazy and
incompetent. Or he worked on a bigger canvas to really fuck us up long
term. A lot of Overton windows were opened on his watch. Just look at
the Dems now. Full blown communists.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 09, 2019 09:18 PM (+Tibp)


Just because you're lazy and incompetent, doesn't preclude you from being a totally corrupt person capable of unleashing great evil by simply outsourcing it to more industrious competent evil people!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 09, 2019 09:22 PM (f3oO4)

175 Posted by: moon_over_vermont at April 09, 2019 09:17 PM (odjO3)

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I saw her in one of her first appearances (on Rubin, because I have to go to Dems for conservative viewpoints these days).

I fell in love immediately. With her message. But mostly romantically.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 09:22 PM (ICeSA)

176

Obama's pillows are full of teeth marks and taste like spit.

Posted by: Swallowell/Buttplug 2019 at April 09, 2019 09:22 PM (g/P9q)

177 Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2019 09:17 PM (LWu6U)

___

The sweet spot is consulting where you spend all day doing nothing, but get paid as if you accomplish a lot. And you're never in one place long enough for anyone to catch on to the bullshit.

Source: I'm a consultant

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 09:22 PM (FiUMj)

178 "I" -- 274

"Me" -- 25

"My" -- 31

"I'" -- 9

"I'm" -- 41

"Myself" -- 7

"Obama" -- 5



Plus-


"uh..." - 5173

Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2019 09:23 PM (CRRq9)

179 I remember that shit. They were saying Bush should just do things that Obama tells him to regarding the financial crisis. Not that there was much difference between what Bush did and what a Marxist would do.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 09:20 PM (dNzKv)


It was much. much worse - and more ridiculous - than that. Barky and his junta actually proposed that Bush step down early and let Barky take over the Presidency in December, 2008 - something for which there is not even the smidgeon of a word about anywhere in any law or the Constitution. But, Barky was a Constitutional Scholar who thought that was the way to go. It was totally insane and left no doubt as to what we were going to have to deal with.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2019 09:23 PM (N3Mch)

180 But enough about you.

Posted by: Prez'nit Shitnozzle at April 09, 2019 09:24 PM (4knXT)

181 Wow!! Candace Owens Rips Ted Lieu's Ass in HALF

-
Hey, maybe that's what happened to Chaps Larson!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 09, 2019 09:24 PM (+y/Ru)

182 Quality Control testing for MyPillow.


Posted by: ShainS -- PhD candidate in Angry Orange Male studies at April 09, 2019 09:21 PM (WqPYg)

Show me on the pillow where AG Sessionzzz touched you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 09, 2019 09:24 PM (f3oO4)

183
"I mean, I will tell you that I don't have a regular meditation practice. But I have my own tools I guess to take me to a certain place. For example, you know, particularly when I was your age I did a lot of writing and that would serve as a similar process for me where I would still myself and if I was writing well, it would take me out of myself, right?"


"Mister Apes Grottos Crunchy Figs"
"Mister Apes Grottos Crunchy Figs"
"Mister Apes Grottos Crunchy Figs"
"Mister Apes Grottos Crunchy Figs"
"Mister Apes Grottos Crunchy Figs"
"Mister Apes Grottos Crunchy Figs"
"Mister Apes Grottos Crunchy Figs"
"Mister Apes Grottos Crunchy Figs"
"Mister Apes Grottos Crunchy Figs"
"Mister Apes Grottos Crunchy Figs"
.
.
.

-- "The Writing Notebooks of SCOAMF, v1"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 09:24 PM (pNxlR)

184 141 i've gotten so I mute For news on the radio. anytime i can, I mute those leftists.

Fox news on the radio is leaning left imo

Posted by: booknlass at April 09, 2019 09:14 PM (xIKXj)
---------------


It's a sad thing when one only occasionally turns on the news; Not to learn anything but only to hear what the fools are braying and the brain dead are absorbing.

Posted by: Brae Brae identifying as clean cut ethnic minority at April 09, 2019 09:25 PM (xj2l7)

185 YA1 Mein herr BHO is ein egoist! Schiestakauf egoist! er is schwartz!

Posted by: an ol exaJahead at April 09, 2019 09:25 PM (omgSC)

186 I pity the poor guy how had to weed thru that and make all those cuts.

Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2019 09:25 PM (9L2du)

187 >> A lot of Overton windows were opened on his watch.

This is a good point, but after considering it I think he was the product and not the cause.

He did push the envelope in Iran, Libya, Cuba,... but internally he his biggest impact was in not resisting the lurch toward socialism. That came from the dems and their stimulus, the race rioting, and the SJW push. He added little to that.

I guess the d"ear colleague" letter to universities was something. and his DOJ being so treasonous, but I think he was riding a wave, not directing it.

I think the socialism trend was latent and it came out during his presidency but it was there all along.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 09, 2019 09:26 PM (LWu6U)

188 Not going to listen. The sound of that fuckstick's voice makes me want to throw things.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2019 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

189 this is my very favoritest quote from Obama, from a speech he gave in Berlin in July 24 '08:

"People of the world -- look at Berlin, where a wall came down, a continent came together, and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 09, 2019 09:26 PM (ZqRa6)

190 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2019 08:55 PM (N3Mch)

That is terrible. Terribly funny.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2019 09:26 PM (uEbPt)

191 I pity the poor guy how had to weed thru that and make all those cuts.
Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2019 09:25 PM (9L2du)


Maybe use voice to text software and then do a word count.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:27 PM (1g7ch)

192 Obama transformed the country as he planned. After his 8 years, socialism is supported by 50% of those under 40, race relations have never been worse, being a white male is a hate crime, highest % of foreign born residents in over 100 years.

You think Jussie could have got away with his shit 10 years ago? Fuck no. But Obama emboldened the Jussies of the world and paved the way for DAs like Foxx to get into power.

If you don't think he accomplished a lot, you're not paying attention.


Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 09:27 PM (FiUMj)

193 Peeps ... Barry understood something as only a street hustler can.

Bush and McCain were begging to be rolled. So he rolled them. And all their followers at the same time.

Posted by: Trailer Park Trash at April 09, 2019 09:27 PM (ksj3z)

194 It's a sad thing when one only occasionally turns on the news; Not to learn anything but only to hear what the fools are braying and the brain dead are absorbing.
Posted by: Brae Brae identifying as clean cut ethnic minority

On the very rare occasions I listen to or watch a MSM news story, my first reaction is "I wonder what the real story is?".

If a product does not act as advertised, I don't buy it.

Posted by: Blutarski at April 09, 2019 09:27 PM (+Tibp)

195 It was much. much worse - and more ridiculous - than that. Barky and his junta actually proposed that Bush step down early and let Barky take over the Presidency in December, 2008 -


And he ended his reign by trying to start a war with Russia in dec 2016, and his lackeys will likely put the man who prevented that war in prison.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 09:27 PM (dNzKv)

196 pity the poor guy how had to weed thru that and make all those cuts.
Posted by: Infidel at April 09, 2019 09:25 PM (9L2du)

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Oy, I hope they use an algorithm for that. If not, there's a video editor who can no longer hear the letter "I." That portion of the eardrum is perforated.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 09:28 PM (ICeSA)

197 Federal College Aid -- read Thomas Sowell. Boiled down: Post secondary education costs keep going up because the government keeps throwing more and more money at it.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at April 09, 2019 09:28 PM (ebZss)

198 > I fell in love immediately. With her message. But mostly romantically.

She is definitely tasty-looking.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 09, 2019 09:29 PM (0OWcv)

199 Petty, shallow, and inarticulate.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 09, 2019 09:29 PM (rnAwa)

200 ich bin ich

(stolen from a previous commenter.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 09, 2019 09:29 PM (Pg+x7)

201
Posted by: shibumi, still cynical and now married longer than Nicolas Cage! at April 09, 2019 08:56 PM (fhgs6)


Oh, girl - aim higher!

To which of NC's several abbreviated marriages are you referring? Lisa Marie Presley is especially choice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 09:31 PM (pNxlR)

202 Wanna see me twerk?


You'll run straight to the bunk!

Posted by: Hillary at April 09, 2019 09:31 PM (MAstk)

203 >>>
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 09:20 PM (dNzKv)

It was totally insane and left no doubt as to what we were going to have to deal with.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2019 09:23 PM (N3Mch)
---------------------------------


Bush got the ball rolling. He's the one who said CATASTROPHE. He's the who hired Paulson the Democrat, he's the one who decided which house to fail.

It was all a sham that could have ended with no doors shut and much less pain within a year.

It was the beginning of the big putsch by the deep state.

Posted by: Brae Brae identifying as clean cut ethnic minority at April 09, 2019 09:31 PM (xj2l7)

204 in the article NGU linked (thanks), business insider slips in the lie that "multiple studies have found that white nationalism and right-wing violence have been on the rise since Trump took office."

such a fucking lie. violence against whites and left wing violence and hoaxes have been on the rise.

Posted by: booknlass at April 09, 2019 09:32 PM (xIKXj)

205 Candy-O! That's the perfect song for her.

Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2019 09:32 PM (SmPBN)

206 If you don't think he accomplished a lot, you're not paying attention.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at April 09, 2019 09:27 PM (FiUMj

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To be sure, there culture shifted far to the Left during the reign of error.

It'll take years to repair the damage, if it's even possible.

But he's been erased as a President. He has no legacy beyond dividing our country and giving us Trump.

And he must be eaten alive by that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 09:32 PM (ICeSA)

207 202 Wanna see me twerk?


You'll run straight to the bunk!
Posted by: Hillary at April 09, 2019 09:31 PM (MAstk)

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Oh. Twerk. I thought you said croak.

*slide whistle down effect*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2019 09:33 PM (4knXT)

208 Did Obama ever get around to telling us who we actually are?

Posted by: Ripley at April 09, 2019 09:33 PM (NbRJx)

209 Many, many people have gone to Club Fed on these charges. They been

argued all the way to the Supreme Court on many occasions and what this

crowd is charged with survived all that.

Many, many people have gone to Club Fed on these charges. They been

argued all the way to the Supreme Court on many occasions and what this

crowd is charged with survived all that.

Then you better build e a whole lot more jails, publius.


Because MILLIONS of people have been faking race, sex , grades, nationality and all other kinds shit in addition to money to get academic advantage.

By the way, didn't you cheat a little on your taxes?

Just a teeny weeny bit?Then you better make a whole lot more jails, publius.


Because a shit-load of people have been faking race, sex , grades, nationality and all other kinds shit in addition to money.

By the way, didn't you cheat a little on your taxes?

Just a teeny weeny bit?

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 09:33 PM (LL1Be)

210 Rolled how? Endless war?

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:34 PM (PUmDY)

211 208 Did Obama ever get around to telling us who we actually are?
Posted by: Ripley at April 09, 2019 09:33 PM (NbRJx)


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No, but we are definitely on the wrong side of history.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2019 09:34 PM (4knXT)

212 this is my very favoritest quote from Obama, from a speech he gave in Berlin in July 24 '08:

"People of the world -- look at Berlin, where a wall came down, a continent came together, and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 09, 2019 09:26 PM (ZqRa6)


Comrade Barry was probably crying his eyes out when the Berlin Wall came down...come to think of it he was probably too stoned and busy in a bath house to know what was going on

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 09, 2019 09:34 PM (jPy5G)

213 fucking goddamn sonabitch piece of shit commenting box...

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 09:35 PM (LL1Be)

214 I tried to listen to the super cut of his speech.

Nope. Still can't do that.

Posted by: Blanco at April 09, 2019 09:35 PM (HltPS)

215 They wouldn't let him be clear! Why won't anyone ever let him be clear?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2019 09:35 PM (jXrK7)

216 >>No, but we are definitely on the wrong side of history.

Riding high horses.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 09, 2019 09:35 PM (/tuJf)

217 Ocasek had a vision of Candace Owens 40 years ago and a rock classic was borned. (New Wave?)

Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2019 09:35 PM (SmPBN)

218 How many times did he say "gonna?"

Posted by: JAS at April 09, 2019 09:36 PM (KOCKb)

219 I found a google site that is updating the Isreali elections by party:

https://tinyurl.com/y4w5s3er

I think I see a path to 62 for Bibi - none for Blue and White.

The small Libertarian Party was supposed to be a Kingmaker - but they got Zero. (below the threshold) Zehut. I'd say Bibi's coalition held.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 09, 2019 09:36 PM (V2Yro)

220 I am a big Bowie Heroes fan.

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:36 PM (PUmDY)

221 5 more years until Candace Owens is eligible to run as VP - just in time for 2024, I think

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at April 09, 2019 09:36 PM (dm05u)

222 Styrofoam columns.

Posted by: Styrofoam Columns at April 09, 2019 09:36 PM (hjaPQ)

223 Such an egoist there are two separate lines for his use of "I"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 09, 2019 09:37 PM (jn7FC)

224 Also kinda funny how Hillary-supporting Felicity gets a 15k sweetheart plea deal but Trump-supporting Lori Loughlin "must do 2 years minimum".

But hey. Let's beat up the pretty bitch.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 09:37 PM (LL1Be)

225 Obama transformed the country as he planned. After his 8 years,
socialism is supported by 50% of those under 40, race relations have
never been worse, being a white male is a hate crime, highest % of
foreign born residents in over 100 years.



You think Jussie could have got away with his shit 10 years ago?
Fuck no. But Obama emboldened the Jussies of the world and paved the way
for DAs like Foxx to get into power.



If you don't think he accomplished a lot, you're not paying attention.

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Obama set it up so a bunch of ghetto rats were moved into mostly white cities to spread their social cancer. Dubuque, IA being one of them.

Posted by: Jolo at April 09, 2019 09:37 PM (y09j5)

226
Did Obama ever get around to telling us who we actually are?

Who be we?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2019 09:38 PM (aKsyK)

227 I still turn the channel when I see that ugly mug of his.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 09, 2019 09:38 PM (dUJdY)

228 Corey Booker is all over the place, lol.

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:39 PM (PUmDY)

229 227 I still turn the channel when I see that ugly mug of his.
Posted by: Jewells45 at April 09, 2019 09:38 PM (dUJdY)

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I dunno. I still like it.

Posted by: A Fly at April 09, 2019 09:39 PM (4knXT)

230 Ah, the Obama years.

I recall Michael Beschloss, noted scholar and historian, telling Chris (a tingle up my leg!) Matthews that Barack Obama was a ....GENIUS! OFF THE SCALE!

For writing two books....about himself. And a good possibility that his neighbor, Bill Ayers, ghost wrote parts of "Dreams of My Father", which also said that Barack was born in Kenya on the original dust cover.

Just another TRIP! (oooooffff! on my face) down the Barack Obama memory lane.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at April 09, 2019 09:40 PM (S6Pax)

231 Which Ocasek song?

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:40 PM (PUmDY)

232 231 Which Ocasek song?
Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:40 PM (PUmDY

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Don't You Stop

Posted by: A Fly at April 09, 2019 09:41 PM (4knXT)

233 "Jobs saved or created."
"Recovery summer(s)"
"New Normal"


Posted by: mikeyG at April 09, 2019 09:41 PM (LL1Be)

234 Which Ocasek song?

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:40 PM (PUmDY)


Candy-O?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2019 09:41 PM (N3Mch)

235 Wadda self absorbed, climbin' up his own arse twat.

There is no I in team, but they can be found in Idiot, Imbecile, and Dickmitten.

Can't he just find a mirror and fall in?

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, man about town. at April 09, 2019 09:42 PM (951Yv)

236 At least we can find comfort in the fact that, in typical Obama fashion, his library will never be built.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2019 09:42 PM (jXrK7)

237 Bronco is still polling #1 with former failed presidents who spied on their political opposition and still lost the presidency for his party.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 09, 2019 09:42 PM (t6MX/)

238 Corey Booker is all over the place, lol.

-
Well, he swings both many ways.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 09, 2019 09:42 PM (+y/Ru)

239 So....
Bbells....hows that opener with the Red Sox?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2019 09:43 PM (0tfLf)

240 Beto is a huge retard, more than the others.

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:43 PM (PUmDY)

241 Which Ocasek song?

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:40 PM (PUmDY)

Candy-O?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2019 09:41 PM (N3Mch)


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Sure, pick the obvious answer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2019 09:43 PM (4knXT)

242 220. The German version is better than the English. 'Helden'. I think.,

Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2019 09:44 PM (SmPBN)

243 At least we can find comfort in the fact that, in typical Obama fashion, his library will never be built.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2019 09:42 PM (jXrK7)


But Martin Luther King can rest easy knowing that the shittiest streets in the world will be named after Barky, from now on.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2019 09:44 PM (N3Mch)

244
"People of the world -- look at Berlin, where a wall came down, a continent came together, and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at April 09, 2019 09:26 PM (ZqRa6)

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That is fucking hilarious. Doesn't he know that one of the Germanys had to DIE?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 09:44 PM (mblbk)

245
I recall Michael Beschloss, noted scholar and historian, telling Chris (a tingle up my leg!) Matthews that Barack Obama was a ....GENIUS! OFF THE SCALE!

He wore the most beautiful Emperor's New Clothes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 09, 2019 09:44 PM (aKsyK)

246 For writing two books....about himself. And a good possibility that his neighbor, Bill Ayers, ghost wrote parts of "Dreams of My Father", which also said that Barack was born in Kenya on the original dust cover.

Just another TRIP! (oooooffff! on my face) down the Barack Obama memory lane.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at April 09, 2019 09:40 PM (S6Pax)


"Kenya" was a typo. It was supposed to be "Kapiolani Keiki Klinic"

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:44 PM (1g7ch)

247 Dems really are pushing the white nationalist thing the last few weeks. I think the decided calling most of the country racist continually wasn't good strategy, besides old and boring. But white nationalist is new, edgy and scary and will make suburban Moms vote Dem to show they aren't one.

Posted by: Ripley at April 09, 2019 09:44 PM (NbRJx)

248 Beto is a huge retard, more than the others.

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:43 PM (PUmDY)


The Democrat klown kar kandidates are the political version of the Special Olympics.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2019 09:44 PM (Y8PSl)

249 WRT Cong. Lieu, the name someone was looking for was CA state senator Leland Yee. He plead guilty to serious charges (not sure which ones, in the end) involving, yes *international arms trafficking* (WTF? state senator?).


Oh - and of course he was a prominent know-nothing gun-grabbing bigot authoritarian, natch.


That was the year that 10% of the CA senate Dem caucus went to prison (not kidding - 3 members, two senior and in leadership), but not 1 in 100,000 CA voters could've told you that (like most Americans, CA voters are lazy, distracted, not critical thinkers, and misinformed). And it was a trifecta of "diversity" - Chinese, black, and Latino senators nabbed for a variety of crimes, but Yee's were the most astonishing.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 09:45 PM (QDnY+)

250 Sure, pick the obvious answer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2019 09:43 PM (4knXT)


I just looked at that album cover again ... nice.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2019 09:45 PM (N3Mch)

251 >>Did Obama ever get around to telling us who we actually are?


Heh! If only we let him be clear!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2019 09:46 PM (W+vEI)

252 -
--
Would you quote me? I'd quote me, hard.

Posted by: Barry, Dumb (Chicago Bill) at April 09, 2019 09:46 PM (RVcmP)

253 Which was the gun running representative/senator?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 09:46 PM (brgv3)

254 I see the DHS Deputy Director is resigning as well, effective tomorrow. Maybe that's a little more water out of the swamp.

Posted by: Bert G at April 09, 2019 09:46 PM (OMsf+)

255 I can't hear you, Diogenes.

Posted by: bluebell at April 09, 2019 09:46 PM (aXucN)

256 Comrade Barry was probably crying his eyes out when the Berlin Wall came down...come to think of it he was probably too stoned and busy in a bath house to know what was going on
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 09, 2019 09:34 PM (jPy5G)

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Alisyn Camerota didn't know Bill Clinton settled out of court for rape allegations. This wasn't feigned... she really didn't know. She was a news-chippie around my current year age at the time.

She didn't know, even though she should have, because she was too busy playing three-hole monty in America's newsrooms instead of, ya know, paying attention to the news.

Meanwhile, I was 16 at the time and mostly interested in chicks and rugby, and I remember.

She's pretty much how I picture Queen Barky at the the time of the Wall coming down, except even less aware.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 09:46 PM (ICeSA)

257
Obama is still married to Mooch.


So there is justice in the world.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

=====

For both of them.

I bet he's such a self-centered jerk she wants to slap him ten times a day.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 09:46 PM (mblbk)

258 I am a big Bowie Heroes fan.

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:36 PM (PUmDY)



Don't remember that show. Was it anything like Hogan's Heroes?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 09, 2019 09:46 PM (EhKAK)

259 Now you know why he's so popular among lefty Millennials: he's every bit as narcissistic as they are.

Posted by: Saber Alter at April 09, 2019 09:47 PM (bWzmd)

260 Heh! If only we let him be clear!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2019 09:46 PM (W+vEI)


He WAS pretty transparent as in an empty suit.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2019 09:47 PM (Y8PSl)

261 Anyone have the Trump stats on any random speech?

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2019 09:47 PM (uEbPt)

262 Presidential libraries are a crock.
They are very reminiscent of those Soviet monuments built all over eastern Europe.
Or small scale pyramids.

Bill Clinton's self supporting library and massage parlor.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2019 09:47 PM (xj2l7)

263 That is fucking hilarious. Doesn't he know that one of the Germanys had to DIE?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 09:44 PM (mblbk)


We're talking about a dude who can't find his ass with both hands.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2019 09:47 PM (9Om/r)

264 241. yes Candy-O. There's a YT of a live performance in Berlin, the band was tight. Someone said 40 yrs. after the song was written it still sounds like music from the future.

Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2019 09:48 PM (SmPBN)

265 257
Obama is still married to Mooch.


So there is justice in the world.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

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For both of them.

I bet he's such a self-centered jerk she wants to slap him ten times a day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 09:46 PM (mblbk)

Oh, I can see that being entirely mutual.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2019 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

266 Obama is still married to Mooch.


So there is justice in the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh



Odd how they don't seem to spend anytime together since he left the White House

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 09, 2019 09:49 PM (EhKAK)

267
We're talking about a dude who can't find his ass with both hands.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2019 09:47 PM (9Om/r)



Yes he can

Posted by: Reggie at April 09, 2019 09:49 PM (xj2l7)

268 We're talking about a dude who can't find his ass with both hands.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2019 09:47 PM (9Om/r)


Liar. He can bend over and spread 'em with the best of them.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2019 09:49 PM (Y8PSl)

269 "People of the world -- look at Berlin, where a wall came down, a continent came together, and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one."

Easily one of the most stupidest things I've heard in some time.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (0tfLf)

270 It is now John Lewis Freedom Parkway near me that goes by the Carter Center, kind of funny.

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (PUmDY)

271 You know, there's one thing about Obama that's really great, and it makes me glad.
There's only ONE of him.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (l9m7l)

272 253 Which was the gun running representative/senator?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 09:46 PM (brgv3)

Leland Yee

Amazing how some names get repeated into infinity, and some our fair and balanced overlords just let fade away {cough} John Edwards.


Posted by: ... at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (uEbPt)

273 Bill Clinton's self supporting library and massage parlor.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2019 09:47 PM (xj2l7)


Modeled on a double-wide supported by cinder blocks on a hillside.
Down to the family of possums living under it.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (1g7ch)

274 Merkel: Stasi

Obama: Commie

Match made im Himmel.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (Ct55T)

275 We're talking about a dude who can't find his ass with both hands.



Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2019 09:47 PM (9Om/r)



Liar. He can bend over and spread 'em with the best of them.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2019 09:49 PM (Y8PSl)


Ok, he can't count his balls and come up with the same number twice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (9Om/r)

276 DOD is building the wall, effective immediately

https://dod.defense.gov/News/Contracts/
Contract-View/Article/1809986//

link found at TGP.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (ER1jH)

277 Aetius, see my comment just above yours. State sen. Leland Yee, Dem from SF. Oh, and just before he was consumed by his bizarre crime spree, there was a nice illustration of how it's not a country, just people living near each other. CA Dems had some new, insane, repugnant racist academic admissions crap of some sort on tap, but ol' Leland caught hell from his constituents - who tend to have hard-working high-achieving progeny, somehow - and of course dropped his support.


BertG, dep. DHS was mostly a question of avoiding the automatic ascension to acting director when Nielsen goes. Mixed views/reviews on the deputy, but main thing was avoiding that person become acting director.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (QDnY+)

278 For both of them.

I bet he's such a self-centered jerk she wants to slap him ten times a day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 09:46 PM (mblbk)

Oh, I can see that being entirely mutual.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2019 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

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Probably, but he knows that Mooch could and would curb stomp his well worn ass.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 09, 2019 09:51 PM (ffYR/)

279 We're talking about a dude who can't find his ass with both hands.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2019 09:47 PM (9Om/r)

Maybe not both his *own* hands. {wink}

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 09, 2019 09:51 PM (uEbPt)

280
We're talking about a dude who can't find his ass with both hands.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

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Well then here's unity for him: the Golan Heights becomes Israeli territory. There is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 09:51 PM (mblbk)

281 Odd how they don't seem to spend anytime together since he left the White House

-
Well, the call of the wild has Mooch wandering the forests of the great Northwest.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 09, 2019 09:52 PM (+y/Ru)

282 Scratch that double-wide and make it a single wide.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:52 PM (1g7ch)

283 Obama is still married to Mooch.





So there is justice in the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Hopefully still stuck with living with his mother-in-law, Mooch Sr.

Posted by: davidt at April 09, 2019 09:52 PM (cVNoh)

284 >>Obama is still married to Mooch.
So there is justice in the world

Eh, they've got enough millions from Netflix and book deals to live separate lives in luxury.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2019 09:52 PM (W+vEI)

285 269 "People of the world -- look at Berlin, where a wall came down, a continent came together, and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one."

Easily one of the most stupidest things I've heard in some time.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (0tfLf)

If you're not a complete imbecile, the lesson you learned from Wiedervereinigung is:

We can only come together and have peace AFTER Communism is ground into the dust and buried.

And when you start sticking your piggy little power mad snouts back into that trough, everything will go back to shit in no time flat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 09, 2019 09:53 PM (Ct55T)

286 Oh, I can see that being entirely mutual.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 09, 2019 09:48 PM (NWiLs)

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I think the line to pimp-slap each of them would be equally as long. Not that I advocate that sort of thing.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2019 09:53 PM (uEbPt)

287 By Stacy Abraham's logic, a woman getting pregnant is victimizing her, an abortion in-victimizes her, but boycotting Georgia for banning abortion once there is a heartbeat re-victimizes women. And a law that bans the murder of babies is evil.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 09, 2019 09:53 PM (dNzKv)

288 Scratch that double-wide and make it a single wide.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:52 PM (1g7ch)


That leaves Hillarity! out as ever being a visitor.

Posted by: RickZ at April 09, 2019 09:54 PM (Y8PSl)

289 That is fucking hilarious. Doesn't he know that one of the Germanys had to DIE?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 09:44 PM (mblbk)

Oh make no mistake, he does.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2019 09:54 PM (uEbPt)

290 "She" is better at HORSE, for sure.

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:54 PM (PUmDY)

291 By Stacy Abraham's logic, a woman getting pregnant is victimizing her, an abortion in-victimizes her, but boycotting Georgia for banning abortion once there is a heartbeat re-victimizes women. And a law that bans the murder of babies is evil.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


Fuck that cunt.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 09:54 PM (5gcVT)

292 It occurs to me that the angle the left is going for is literally "Candace Owens, the black white supremacist."

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 09:54 PM (mX8Vr)

293 I tried to listen to the super cut of his speech.

Nope. Still can't do that.
Posted by: Blanco
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Me either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at April 09, 2019 09:55 PM (/dN1M)

294 If you're not a complete imbecile, the lesson you learned from Wiedervereinigung is:

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James Taylor's music can solve any conflict?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2019 09:55 PM (4knXT)

295 I denounce myself.

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:55 PM (PUmDY)

296 Modeled on a double-wide supported by cinder blocks on a hillside.
Down to the family of possums living under it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (1g7ch)


****

This is an image begging for a meme.
Horrible design.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2019 09:55 PM (0tfLf)

297 Fuck that cunt.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 09:54 PM (5gcVT)

Not with a stolen dick and a whole box of rubbers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 09, 2019 09:55 PM (Ct55T)

298 Are we actually going to get any definition of "white nationalism" or even a single example of anything significant connected to it - whatever it's supposed to be - before it disappears from the lips and agenda of the racist-authoritarian dimwits dominating the Dem party and the ramparts of the civic culture?


Just asking.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 09:55 PM (QDnY+)

299 I love myself, I think I'm grand.
I go to the movies just to hold my hand.
I put my arm around my waist
And when I get fresh, I slap my face.

Posted by: Bammy at April 09, 2019 09:55 PM (gYKMg)

300 It occurs to me that the angle the left is going for is literally "Candace Owens, the black white supremacist."

Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 09:54 PM (mX8Vr)



I saw they were claiming that she admires Hitler. She must be a female Clayton Bigsby.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 09, 2019 09:56 PM (EhKAK)

301 But he's been erased as a President. He has no legacy beyond dividing our country and giving us Trump.

And he must be eaten alive by that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 09:32 PM (ICeSA)

Oooh... three of my favorite sentences of the year... and all in a row!!!! You spoil us.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2019 09:56 PM (uEbPt)

302 Just asking.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 09:55 PM (QDnY+)

Of course not. The vagueness of the accusation is the point- you make the accusation so it is both damning and hard to defend with specifics.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 09:56 PM (brgv3)

303
But Martin Luther King can rest easy knowing that the shittiest streets in the world will be named after Barky, from now on.


Serves the little preening shit weasel right. And do not forget the poorest performing urban schools, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

304 Modeled on a double-wide supported by cinder blocks on a hillside.
Down to the family of possums living under it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (1g7ch)


****

This is an image begging for a meme.
Horrible design.
Posted by: Diogenes


Are y'all talking about Bill Clinton's Presidential Library?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 09:57 PM (5gcVT)

305 They call Owens a "conspiracy theorist" long before they ever get around to telling anyone she's black.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2019 09:57 PM (uEbPt)

306 289 That is fucking hilarious. Doesn't he know that one of the Germanys had to DIE?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 09:44 PM (mblbk)

Oh make no mistake, he does.
Posted by: ... at April 09, 2019 09:54 PM (uEbPt)

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I call bullshit. He doesnt know anything about history that wasn't poured into his fly-ridden noggin by some communist college professor. He's never had an original insight in his life.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2019 09:57 PM (4knXT)

307
This is an image begging for a meme.
Horrible design.
Posted by: Diogenes at April 09, 2019 09:55 PM (0tfLf)


Image bing redneck high rise.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:57 PM (1g7ch)

308 Gave us Obamacare, which won't go away.

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 09:58 PM (PUmDY)

309
Odd how they don't seem to spend anytime together since he left the White House
Posted by: TheQuietMan

======

Hillary endured decades with Bill because her reward would be the presidency.

Michelle endured decades with Barry because her reward would be shopping trips.

This is why Hillary hates Michelle.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 09:58 PM (mblbk)

310 #298
Alt-right didn't have much of a punch but White Nationalism carries the aroma of Nazism. So they can use it without sounding over-the-top.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at April 09, 2019 09:58 PM (gYKMg)

311 It occurs to me that the angle the left is going for is literally "Candace Owens, the black white supremacist."
Posted by: Someguy
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Like Condi Rice, 'House Negro'. They use that a lot, behind other's backs. It's so much easier to sling nasty labels than to engage in real debate.

I can't imagine what the Left say about Thomas Sowell, but you can bet that they don't say it to his face,

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at April 09, 2019 09:58 PM (/dN1M)

312 Candace Owens, the black white supremacist."
Posted by: Someguy at April 09, 2019 09:54 PM (mX8Vr)

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We can't let her find out she's black... she'd kill herself, and she's just too important to the Cause."

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at April 09, 2019 09:58 PM (ICeSA)

313
301 But he's been erased as a President. He has no legacy beyond dividing our country and giving us Trump.

And he must be eaten alive by that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 09:32 PM (ICeSA)


How that must irritate the ferret-faced Iranian in the Kalorama Kompound!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 09:58 PM (pNxlR)

314

Obama ate my dingo's baby...

Posted by: Swallowell/Buttplug 2019 at April 09, 2019 09:58 PM (g/P9q)

315 >> It occurs to me that the angle the left is going for is literally "Candace Owens, the black white supremacist."

And so is Jewish Stephen Miller!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 09, 2019 09:58 PM (W+vEI)

316 >>>DOD is building the wall, effective immediately

https://dod.defense.gov/News/Contracts/
Contract-View/Article/1809986//

link found at TGP.

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (ER1jH)
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Build a hole lotta wall
Na na na Nana na
Build a hole lotta wall
Na na na Nana na

When you build it baby
Build it big and build it high
Nana na nana na

Build a hole lotta wall
Yeah
Build a hole lotta wall




Posted by: Braenyard at April 09, 2019 09:59 PM (xj2l7)

317 This is why Hillary hates Michelle.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Because the Mooch can rock hooker boots, without tripping.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at April 09, 2019 09:59 PM (/dN1M)

318 ONT any second I'm sure, but Aetius I don't think there's the slightest thing difficult about rejecting, mocking, and destroying any sort of baseless allegation.


Just directly and tenaciously challenge the idiots every time they dare try it. Then harp on them ceaselessly about it, even when they don't bring it up. And constantly remind everyone of how stupid, delusional, or dishonest these people must be to have said such ridiculous things.


This applies to every issue. And if this approach were followed even 10% of the time, the civic culture might be considerably less degraded.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 10:00 PM (QDnY+)

319 Are we actually going to get any definition of
"white nationalism" or even a single example of anything significant
connected to it - whatever it's supposed to be - before it disappears
from the lips and agenda of the racist-authoritarian dimwits dominating
the Dem party and the ramparts of the civic culture?


Just asking.



Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 09:55 PM (QDnY+)

The people who settled/built the country were mostly white. If you love the country you're a white nationalist. Yeah, thats about it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 09, 2019 10:00 PM (9Om/r)

320 Are y'all talking about Bill Clinton's Presidential Half of a Library?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 09, 2019 09:57 PM (5gcVT)

Joyfully fixed it for you.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 09, 2019 10:00 PM (Ct55T)

321 This applies to every issue. And if this approach were followed even 10% of the time, the civic culture might be considerably less degraded.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 10:00 PM (QDnY+)

Granted. But the fine art of rhetoric and debate is a lost art, I am afraid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 10:01 PM (brgv3)

322 Hillary could never be satisfied with shopping trips.

Posted by: I love at April 09, 2019 10:01 PM (PUmDY)

323
But he's been erased as a President. He has no legacy beyond dividing our country and giving us Trump.

And he must be eaten alive by that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 09, 2019 09:32 PM (ICeSA)

=======

Do you think so? I think he's so indifferent to America that he doesn't even care that his "legacy" is going to be destroyed. He did his best for his Commie masters, now it's his turn to play golf and let them continue the fight.

Just a theory of mine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 10:01 PM (mblbk)

324 Of course not. The vagueness of the accusation is the point- you make the accusation so it is both damning and hard to defend with specifics.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 09:56 PM (brgv3)

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Aka the Christine Blasey Ford gambit.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 09, 2019 10:01 PM (ffYR/)

325
Modeled on a double-wide supported by cinder blocks on a hillside.
Down to the family of possums living under it.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at April 09, 2019 09:50 PM (1g7ch)


And remember, they left sufficient space beside it so Shrillary's library could be built there. Given current circumstances, when do they fill in that real estate with an auto junkyard?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 10:02 PM (pNxlR)

326
The people who settled/built the country were mostly white. If you love the country you're a white nationalist. Yeah, thats about it.

----

a strange game, professor, it seems the only way to win is to not give a fuck what lefty lunatics say.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 09, 2019 10:02 PM (9AcAx)

327 ONT is nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at April 09, 2019 10:03 PM (brgv3)

328 And remember, they left sufficient space beside it so Shrillary's library could be built there. Given current circumstances, when do they fill in that real estate with an auto junkyard?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 09, 2019 10:02 PM (pNxlR)

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A mosque would be nice. And maybe a dog kennel.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 09, 2019 10:03 PM (4knXT)

329 He did his best for his Commie masters, now it's his turn to play golf and let them continue the fight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 10:01 PM (mblbk)


Somewhere out there, a waffle cries out to be finished.

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 09, 2019 10:03 PM (t+qrx)

330 also ONT

Posted by: hogmartin invites you to the Summer MIMoMe (link: nick) at April 09, 2019 10:03 PM (t+qrx)

331 Are we actually going to get any definition of
"white nationalism" or even a single example of anything significant
connected to it - whatever it's supposed to be - before it disappears
from the lips and agenda of the racist-authoritarian dimwits dominating
the Dem party and the ramparts of the civic culture?
----------------------------

Sure.

White Nationalism (n):

The main ideological driver of the Democrat Party for its first 130 years until it decided to conveniently switch to something you could accurately call "Minority Globalism", "Anti-Americanism", or just "Commie Shitbrained Hateful Fuckstickism" for short.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2019 10:04 PM (uEbPt)

332 Just a theory of mine.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 10:01 PM (mblbk)

I think he truly wanted to be great. To be more accurate, he expected to be great.

But he didn't realize, due to a lifetime of careful training and experience, that true greatness requires more than simply showing up and reading a couple lines.

His ego must surely be bruised. Vanity is 99% of the man's mental composition, with the remainder comprised of a mish-mash of spite, racism, and YOLO.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 09, 2019 10:04 PM (Ct55T)

333
Hillary could never be satisfied with shopping trips.
Posted by: I love at April

======

There's only one thing that could satisfy Hillary, and Michelle's husband blocked it. Now Michelle is rich and loved and glam. I'm sure that she's in Hillary's gallery of obsessive hatred.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 10:05 PM (mblbk)

334 Oh well, off to watch some Oak Island. I think this episode is the big one.

Fingers crossed.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 09, 2019 10:06 PM (jXrK7)

335 Do you think so? I think he's so indifferent to America that he doesn't even care that his "legacy" is going to be destroyed. He did his best for his Commie masters, now it's his turn to play golf and let them continue the fight.

Just a theory of mine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 09, 2019 10:01 PM (mblbk)

If it means anything, I think you're both right in a way. He cashed in and is fine, and probably doesn't *know* he birthed the Trump movement, but late at night when Reggie is asleep and there's nothing but four walls, he can feel it.

Posted by: ... at April 09, 2019 10:06 PM (uEbPt)

336 128
Let's not forget 'Seal of the President-Elect.

Vero Possumus.

Posted by: Miss Vera Possum at April 09, 2019 10:06 PM (mQuh0)

337 A local black radio host is an anti-left 2A advocate, started a group called Black Guns Matter. He routinely is slandered with vile names because he's off the plantation. His name is Maj Toure.

Posted by: kallisto at April 09, 2019 10:06 PM (SmPBN)

338 298 Are we actually going to get any definition of "white nationalism" or even a single example of anything significant connected to it - whatever it's supposed to be - before it disappears from the lips and agenda of the racist-authoritarian dimwits dominating the Dem party and the ramparts of the civic culture?


Just asking.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 09, 2019 09:55 PM (QDnY+)


Simple. A "white nationalist" is anyone who opposes international communism.

Posted by: rickl at April 09, 2019 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

339 But enough of me talking about me. Let's let you talk about me now.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 09, 2019 10:12 PM (8MYeg)

340 Buttplugie is like a young white gay Obama circa 2004, now? Getting his name out. Hoping to get lucky with a VP nod. Very narcisstic

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 09, 2019 10:15 PM (SWIET)

341 If you recall, James went to Paris with Kerry to apologize because Obama sent no one to march with the French after the Charlie Hebdo terror. Obama claimed the deli was a random target and Kerry said the murders were understandable, provoked by a cartoon.

And now Mr. MeMe is in Berlin saying "People of the world -- look at Berlin, where a wall came down, a continent came together, and history proved that there is no challenge too great for a world that stands as one."

The Wall didn't "come" down, it was pushed.
The continent is now dividing again between Euro-Socialist Globalism and traditional nation-states.

And a "world that stands as one" without Christ in the midst was already rejected by God at the Tower of Babel.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 09, 2019 10:17 PM (Ndje9)

342 I got a TOM CLANCY vibe on that F-35 disappearance.
Say he "disappeared" down to wave top level
But what? you say the AWACS (standard ops) overhead would of tracked that.....was there an AWACS up for this training exercise?
For the sake of known range of an F-35, not fully loaded with armaments but carrying a full fuel load...say 1000 nm.
Say this bright boy has just sold his soul and slams in a wide arc east then north, slicing between the Kuril islands and then towards the Sakhalinskaya Oblast Island. To a place north of Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk and south of Dolinsky rayon. There you find a Ruusky air base......maybe he had help. The placing of "parts" to be recovered, an easy task.....chew on it and then I'll offer some thoughts on 737-Max crashes......

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 09, 2019 10:25 PM (kFkpX)

343 342
I got a TOM CLANCY vibe on that F-35 disappearance.

Say he "disappeared" down to wave top level

But what? you say the AWACS (standard ops) overhead would of tracked that.....was there an AWACS up for this training exercise?

For the sake of known range of an F-35, not fully loaded with armaments but carrying a full fuel load...say 1000 nm.

Say this bright boy has just sold his soul and slams in a wide arc
east then north, slicing between the Kuril islands and then towards the
Sakhalinskaya Oblast Island. To a place north of Yuzhno-Sakhalinsk and
south of Dolinsky rayon. There you find a Ruusky air base......maybe he
had help. The placing of "parts" to be recovered, an easy task.....chew
on it and then I'll offer some thoughts on 737-Max crashes......



Posted by: Nightwatch at April 09, 2019 10:25 PM (kFkpX)



But you must think in Russian.....

Posted by: NC Ref at April 10, 2019 01:27 AM (BxjR0)

344 What is the half white ex prezzy's real name,real IQ,real transcripts,real birthplace,real money deals,real shit he caused in the US..REALLY anyone REALLY KNOW or care...and we have 20 ODD (sic) democrats trying to continue the debacle and nothing seems to stop them....totally amazing country.

Posted by: saf at April 10, 2019 07:40 AM (5IHGB)

345 Harumph day over the horizon......

Posted by: saf at April 10, 2019 07:46 AM (5IHGB)

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