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Trump Imposes Sanctions on Iran, Designates the Revolutionary Guards as a Terrorist Organization

When Obama was coddling Iran, he was colluding with them.

He had foreign contacts with Iran. Valerie Jarrett herself had lots of foreign contacts with Iranians.

Ergo, collusion.

The IRGC [Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps] has long been implicated in terrorist plots against the U.S. military throughout the Middle East and provides major financial support to other known terrorist organizations such as Lebanese Hezbollah.

"Today, I am formally announcing my administration's plan to designate Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), including its Qods Force, as a Foreign Terrorist Organization (FTO) under Section 219 of the Immigration and Nationality Act," Trump said in a statement, adding, "The IRGC actively participates in, finances, and promotes terrorism as a tool of statecraft. The IRGC is the Iranian government's primary means of directing and implementing its global terrorist campaign."

The sanctions will not just punish the IRGC but any entity that does business with them.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:59 PM




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1 Good.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at April 08, 2019 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

2 Dammit, off you bloated, sell-out sock!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2019 07:00 PM (NWiLs)

3 thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 08, 2019 07:00 PM (ER1jH)

4 Our enemies are our enemies. The relationships are not "complicated".

Well played. Wish it would have been on Day One. But I'll take it now.

Posted by: Democracy Run Amok at April 08, 2019 07:01 PM (/rAo6)

5 as soon as we started seeing IRGC weapons and people in Iraw, thei IRGC leadershit should have been targeted with stealth bomber JDAM strikes,

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 08, 2019 07:02 PM (ER1jH)

6 Yet another racist policy from Trump!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 08, 2019 07:02 PM (I/iGu)

7 Good! MB should be next!

Posted by: CN at April 08, 2019 07:02 PM (U7k5w)

8 Why it's almost like President Trump understands international politics and terror networks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:02 PM (f3oO4)

9 For a Russian stooge, Trump sure likes sanctioning all of Putin's allies.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2019 07:03 PM (bkUtD)

10 Now, arrest Jarret as a Foreign Agent.

Posted by: garrett at April 08, 2019 07:04 PM (cGnO9)

11 I think Iran would be a nice place to test our strategic ICBM's to see if they would actually hit something.

I have been paying taxes all these years and I want to see if the damned things work.

Plus, nobody would miss Yazd.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2019 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

12 >>>Now, arrest Jarret as a Foreign Agent.


LOGAN ACT, LOGAN ACT!!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2019 07:05 PM (bkUtD)

13 For a Russian stooge, Trump sure likes sanctioning all of Putin's allies.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2019 07:03 PM (bkUtD)


Can you imagine the world stage if President Trump wasn't just a simple minded Putin puppet?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:05 PM (f3oO4)

14 I'd like to know why Kharg island isn't a smoking pile of refinery debris.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 08, 2019 07:05 PM (U0MZt)

15 this will be especially hard on the cubans and the venezuelans. maybe argentinians.

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:05 PM (MTjB1)

16
The enema of my enema is my enema.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 08, 2019 07:06 PM (t6XCL)

17 >>>Can you imagine the world stage if President Trump wasn't just a simple minded Putin puppet?


He'd probably have low unemployment numbers. Oh wait...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2019 07:06 PM (bkUtD)

18 It was always beyond Russia.
Russia was the Mc Guffin.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:06 PM (wvwrj)

19 He'd probably have low unemployment numbers. Oh wait...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2019 07:06 PM (bkUtD)

And be decreasing onerous regulations...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:08 PM (f3oO4)

20 Iran also declared the US military a terrorist organization.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:08 PM (mX8Vr)

21 We should just turn Iran into a sheet of glass.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 08, 2019 07:09 PM (8mPw7)

22 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at April 08, 2019 07:09 PM (C1NyB)

23 Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:06 PM (wvwrj)

In desperate times, any old McGuffin will do, just so long as there IS a McGuffin!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:09 PM (f3oO4)

24

Iran's government sucks ass. They hate America, and want us all to die. They attacked us and killed 17 of us in Lebanon, and they always try to kill queers and Jews, because they're bigots. They lie and cheat all the time. They're complete psychos; they can't be trusted further than you can kick them, and they're always trying to lay their grubby mitts on a nuclear warhead.

The idea that someone would deal with them in supposed good faith speaks to treason or severe retardation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2019 07:09 PM (rGXx4)

25 We should have curb stomped this pissant country in '79.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at April 08, 2019 07:10 PM (flINI)

26 Preezy Shit Midas hardest hit.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at April 08, 2019 07:10 PM (pw+jk)

27 We need Trump for two terms.

We need near total control of the courts.

Posted by: HA at April 08, 2019 07:10 PM (MAstk)

28 I hear McGuffin is planning to announce he's running for the Democrat nomination in 2020.

Posted by: Roy at April 08, 2019 07:10 PM (ABjxW)

29 I invented the McGuffin.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 08, 2019 07:11 PM (pw+jk)

30 Say what you will ... but I loved McGuffin. He was right up there with the A-Team when it comes to making chicken salad out of chicken shit.

Posted by: Democracy Run Amok at April 08, 2019 07:12 PM (/rAo6)

31 We should just turn Iran into a sheet of glass.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 08, 2019 07:09 PM (8mPw7)


The lack of still smoking, but slowly cooling, glass in the Middle East after 9/11 convinced me we* were not serious!

* or least our glorious leaders

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:12 PM (f3oO4)

32 You know what this means, don't you? Trump's a racist! Those nice boys in the Revolutionary Guard have been targeted by our mean president. Gosh, I'm so embarrassed.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 08, 2019 07:12 PM (aeLyf)

33 Give them blankets infected with fungus.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 08, 2019 07:12 PM (mQuh0)

34 The cucks are already moaning piteously that these moves may put US troops in the Middle East into danger. Because prior to this they were just playing golf and having spa days, not fucking fighting Islamist maniacs. Nope! No danger until today.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 08, 2019 07:12 PM (ydNpi)

35 The NOOD alert system is down apparently.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:13 PM (+/tGa)

36 35 The NOOD alert system is down apparently.
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:13 PM (+/tGa)

Russian saboteurs. I think they're colluding with ace.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:13 PM (mX8Vr)

37 I invented the McGuffin.


Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 08, 2019 07:11 PM (pw+jk)

I invented Jonah Goldberg!

Posted by: Mac Guffin at April 08, 2019 07:14 PM (f3oO4)

38 The idea that someone would deal with them in supposed good faith speaks to treason or severe retardation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2019 07:09 PM (rGXx4)

This. Mayor Buttlick has 'coffee clutches' with flippin' gang-bangers in South Bend as some type of demented outreach program.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 08, 2019 07:14 PM (mQuh0)

39 I could take blankets infected with fungus and make a pretty good pharma company.

Posted by: McGuffin at April 08, 2019 07:14 PM (/rAo6)

40 Fvck Captain Cuckrageous with Michelle's female penis.

Iran has already killed American soldiers in Iraq.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 07:14 PM (DTlMm)

41 In return, the Iranian gubmint declared the US military a terrorist organization. Not kidding. My answer --

So?

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2019 07:14 PM (Z4rgH)

42 The NOOD alert system is down apparently.


If this had been an actual NOOD we'd have kicked down your doors and checked out your daughters.

Posted by: NOOD Alert System at April 08, 2019 07:15 PM (fuK7c)

43 Russian saboteurs. I think they're colluding with ace.
Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:13 PM

He likes to fast and then get peed on by Russian hookers I hear..

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:15 PM (+/tGa)

44 We need Trump for two terms.

.....

Three terms or more. During a state of emergency such as we are in, the two term rule must be suspended.

This is what needs to be started around social media, along with a few conservative bloggers writing think pieces about suspending elections during a national emergency.

Really make the leftists lose what's left of their super-fungi infected minds.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 08, 2019 07:15 PM (8mPw7)

45 Time to dispose of the trash...!

Posted by: Tentotwo at April 08, 2019 07:15 PM (yhf6w)

46 Barry was already conspiring with the Mullahs even before he was elected. Rescuing them was his No. 1 foreign policy goal. Remember when Hillary accused him of it? good times, good times...

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at April 08, 2019 07:15 PM (Ndje9)

47 >29 I invented the McGuffin.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at April 08, 2019 07:11 PM (pw+jk)



Would you please PLEASE have your wife stop calling me. FFS, it's not my turn.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 08, 2019 07:15 PM (ydNpi)

48 For a Russian stooge, Trump sure likes sanctioning all of Putin's allies.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2019 07:03 PM (bkUtD)


Yeah funny, that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2019 07:15 PM (dUJdY)

49 Posted by: NOOD Alert System at April 08, 2019 07:15 PM

Fuck off you lame ass piece of shit sock. No seriously. Fuck off.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:16 PM (+/tGa)

50 I invented super-fungi!

Posted by: Mac Guffin at April 08, 2019 07:16 PM (f3oO4)

51 This. Mayor Buttlick has 'coffee clutches' with flippin' gang-bangers in South Bend as some type of demented outreach program.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 08, 2019 07:14 PM (mQuh0)



One suspects those gang-bangers are "on the down-low".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:16 PM (ujg0T)

52 41 In return, the Iranian gubmint declared the US military a terrorist organization. Not kidding. My answer --

So?
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2019 07:14 PM (Z4rgH)

I think it's pretty hilarious. I don't know what they think they're accomplishing though.

It's like a bank robber saying to the police "How dare you accuse me of robbery sir! I'm mightily offended. Why this is no more than an attempt to rob a good honest citizen in broad daylight."

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:16 PM (mX8Vr)

53 the problem is Obama never sent James Taylor over to tell them "you've got a friend". He just gave Iran billions so he could make a bad deal ... maybe Barry got a little friendship bracelet out of the deal. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2019 07:17 PM (Cus5s)

54 Have you seen the pictures of the Revolutionary guards all wearing baseball caps. Baseball caps. That national pastime of America. You know, the big Satan. What f'ing idiots. Besides none of them know how to wear the caps properly. They look like T-ball team of 5 year olds.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 08, 2019 07:17 PM (U0MZt)

55 The Shah still has living descendants, I believe.

Trump needs to go further: Recognize the previous Shah's eldest male heir as the current Shah, and refer to Iran consistently and in official state documents as "Persia," while declaring the existing government of Iran as a terrorist gang temporarily occupying the royal palace.

Posted by: zombie at April 08, 2019 07:17 PM (5tb4C)

56 I'm old enough to remember that PSA from Hollywood that praised Obama's "Peace in Our Time" accord with Iran.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 08, 2019 07:17 PM (WNAuL)

57 Ace has been collaborating with burned out hippies to perfect an MKUltra-like telepathic new thread alert system, but obviously, there are still a few bugs that need to be worked out.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 08, 2019 07:17 PM (I/iGu)

58 27 We need Trump for two terms.

We need near total control of the courts.
Posted by: HA at April 08, 2019 07:10 PM (MAstk)



And a President Pence (with Trump remaining as an advisor) for two terms after that.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:17 PM (ujg0T)

59 Iran has already killed American soldiers in Iraq.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 07:14 PM (DTlMm)


603, by the latest count. Via IEDs, mainly those explosively formed penetrator types supplied by Iran to Iraqi al-Qaeda types.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2019 07:18 PM (Z4rgH)

60 Be interesting to see who freaks out over this.

Posted by: eleven at April 08, 2019 07:18 PM (NLLmE)

61 38
Mayor Buttlick has 'coffee clutches' with flippin' gang-bangers in South Bend as some type of demented outreach program.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at April 08, 2019 07:14 PM (mQuh0)


He just keeps getting better and better the more I hear about him. Who exactly is taking that clown seriously?

Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2019 07:18 PM (sdi6R)

62 55 Days at Peiking...

Used to be taking an embassy was war. Then again Jimmah Carter lusted while wearing a sweater. He was President Mom Jeans before Gaylord Merkin Focker the Wurst.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 07:18 PM (DTlMm)

63 Obama's foreign policy. Here's a pallet of cash in unmarked bills. Now be nice!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:19 PM (+/tGa)

64 Hollande is thanking his socialist ass that he got voted out of office but history is a vindictive bitch.

This was the barky and merkel power play with a little turkey on the side.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:19 PM (y2uId)

65 54
Have you seen the pictures of the Revolutionary guards all wearing
baseball caps. Baseball caps. That national pastime of America. You
know, the big Satan. What f'ing idiots. Besides none of them know how to
wear the caps properly. They look like T-ball team of 5 year olds.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain


On the bright side, they got those baseball hats from the same place MLB does; Bangladesh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 08, 2019 07:19 PM (WNAuL)

66 53 the problem is Obama never sent James Taylor over to tell them "you've got a friend".
Posted by: illiniwek


Trump should send over The Nuge to perform a slightly altered cover version:

You've Got a Fiend.

Posted by: zombie at April 08, 2019 07:20 PM (5tb4C)

67 Obama's foreign policy. Here's a pallet of cash in unmarked bills. Now be nice!
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:19 PM (+/tGa)
....................
I wonder how much of that cash was funneled back to Obama and the gang?

Posted by: Tentotwo at April 08, 2019 07:21 PM (yhf6w)

68 55 The Shah still has living descendants, I believe.

Trump needs to go further: Recognize the previous Shah's eldest male heir as the current Shah, and refer to Iran consistently and in official state documents as "Persia," while declaring the existing government of Iran as a terrorist gang temporarily occupying the royal palace.
Posted by: zombie at April 08, 2019 07:17 PM (5tb4C)



The Shah in exile, or what is called a "pretender to the throne", is this guy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Reza_Pahlavi,_Crown_Prince_of_Iran

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:21 PM (ujg0T)

69 the problem is Obama never sent James Taylor over to
tell them "you've got a friend". He just gave Iran billions so he could
make a bad deal ... maybe Barry got a little friendship bracelet out of
the deal. /s


Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2019 07:17 PM (Cus5s)


I'll just ask the questions again:
Where is the ANY accounting for the billions that O'Barky sent to Iran?Where did the mixed currency come from?How much was stolen from taxpayer funds and how much "fell off the back" of the delivery truck in transit?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:21 PM (f3oO4)

70 "Be interesting to see who freaks out over this."

Not me I'm already all freaked out.

Posted by: freaked at April 08, 2019 07:21 PM (UdKB7)

71 the problem is Obama never sent James Taylor over to tell them "you've got a friend".
Posted by: illiniwek

Trump should send over The Nuge to perform a slightly altered cover version:

You've Got a Fiend.


.....

The Vatican should send over a Priest to perform a slightly altered cover version:

You've Gotta Bend

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at April 08, 2019 07:22 PM (8mPw7)

72
53 the problem is Obama never sent James Taylor over to tell them "you've got a friend".

Posted by: illiniwek


Take over Iranian airwaves and blast Slayer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 08, 2019 07:22 PM (WNAuL)

73 I wonder how much of that cash was funneled back to Obama and the gang?
Posted by: Tentotwo



I always assumed it was pre-funneled.

Posted by: eleven at April 08, 2019 07:22 PM (NLLmE)

74 I wonder how much of that cash was funneled back to Obama and the gang?

Posted by: Tentotwo at April 08, 2019 07:21 PM (yhf6w)



I like the way you think!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:22 PM (f3oO4)

75 Tentotwo, I'll take Qatar for 50 million to barky.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:22 PM (y2uId)

76 Iran should be burned off the planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2019 07:23 PM (9Om/r)

77 @67: "I wonder how much of that cash was funneled back to Obama and the gang?"

There was a story floating around yesterday or a few days ago about the number of $100 bills in circulation being near an all-time high and that likely indicated an recent upswing in illegal activity.

*facepalms*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 08, 2019 07:23 PM (I/iGu)

78 Of course it could have been pre-funneled and then post-funneled.

Posted by: eleven at April 08, 2019 07:23 PM (NLLmE)

79 Recognize the previous Shah's eldest male heir as
the current Shah, and refer to Iran consistently and in official state
documents as "Persia,"

Posted by: zombie at April 08, 2019 07:17 PM (5tb4C)

That would backfire catastrophically. The Iranians don't want the Shah back, they just want the kleptocratic mullahs gone.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:23 PM (wYseH)

80 ....................
I wonder how much of that cash was funneled back to Obama and the gang?
Posted by: Tentotwo at April 08, 2019 07:21 PM

There was probably 2 billion and oops 500 million ended up in rat face's bank account.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 08, 2019 07:23 PM (U0MZt)

81 The State Department should be on full crisis mode - puppies, crayons, play-doh - stat!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Needs A Vacation Because of the Earlier Head Trauma at April 08, 2019 07:24 PM (0QYMt)

82 Drudge is a big Mayor Buttsex fan

Posted by: Trent Reznor at April 08, 2019 07:24 PM (FTPVM)

83 Take over Iranian airwaves and blast Slayer.



Posted by: Puddleglum at April 08, 2019 07:22 PM (WNAuL)



Thats a big fuck yeah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2019 07:24 PM (9Om/r)

84 Apparently a number of people are taking Mayor Buttgieg seriously. He may have had the highest fund raising effort so far, and if you plug in his name one of the first articles you get extolls his Christian grace and humility. I'm suspicious of politicians who get tagged as being humble.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2019 07:24 PM (AllCR)

85 76 Iran should be burned off the planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2019 07:23 PM (9Om/r)



I remember the mass demonstrations for freedom over there 10 years ago or so. I suspect the Obamunist let them get snuffed out or even covertly helped in the snuffing.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:24 PM (ujg0T)

86 And yet, Roseanne is still blacklisted for insulting a traitor to the country. Funny how that works.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2019 07:24 PM (VWp7G)

87
That would backfire catastrophically. The Iranians don't want the Shah back, they just want the kleptocratic mullahs gone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:23 PM (wYseH)

Supposedly some of the protesters were calling for a return of the shah.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:24 PM (mX8Vr)

88 CBD, exactly.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:24 PM (y2uId)

89 Ryan Fournier
@RyanAFournier
Rep. Devin Nunes has referred 8 people to the Justice Department for prosecution in regards to leaks of highly classified materials, lying to Congress, and misleading Congress.

Andrew McCabe is believed to be one of those 8 names.

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 08, 2019 07:25 PM (BqBId)

90 About this time you began to think that puppeteer Valerie Jarret and her masters are wondering WTF.

Not having Herr Mueller write 'collusion likely' (or equivalent) means Chicago Jesus and his Iran handlers are going to be demanding a lot of lower level water carriers perform acts of self-demolition.

Trump is hitting them where THEY live and profit ...not using the alleged, POS 'justice' system that aided and abetted the attempted coup of his Presidency.

Our boy can ball!

Posted by: Voter theater. at April 08, 2019 07:25 PM (UW/Dm)

91 Blue Oyster Cult has just the song for PDT's next rally.

http://tinyurl.com/yyaoxgty

Posted by: freaked at April 08, 2019 07:25 PM (UdKB7)

92 68 55 The Shah still has living descendants, I believe.

Trump needs to go further: Recognize the previous Shah's eldest male heir as the current Shah, and refer to Iran consistently and in official state documents as "Persia," while declaring the existing government of Iran as a terrorist gang temporarily occupying the royal palace.
Posted by: zombie at April 08, 2019 07:17 PM (5tb4C)


The Shah in exile, or what is called a "pretender to the throne", is this guy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Reza_Pahlavi,_Crown_Prince_of_Iran
Posted by: Curmudgeon


There ya go. That's the guy I was thinking of.

Posted by: zombie at April 08, 2019 07:26 PM (5tb4C)

93 Obligatory BOC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UazjjYbsKns

Posted by: bEN rOETHLISBERGER at April 08, 2019 07:26 PM (FhXTo)

94 That would backfire catastrophically. The Iranians don't want the Shah back, they just want the kleptocratic mullahs gone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:23 PM (wYseH)


In the immortal words of Mick Jagger ... you can't always get what you want.

Posted by: Democracy Run Amok at April 08, 2019 07:26 PM (/rAo6)

95 >

Andrew McCabe is believed to be one of those 8 names.
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 08, 2019 07:25 PM (BqBId)



Good on that. No Clapper, no Brennan?

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 08, 2019 07:26 PM (ydNpi)

96
I remember the mass demonstrations for freedom
over there 10 years ago or so. I suspect the Obamunist let them get
snuffed out or even covertly helped in the snuffing.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:24 PM (ujg0T)


Of course he did. Leftist history is packed with examples of them allowing freedom movements to die on the vine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2019 07:26 PM (9Om/r)

97 HI BEN!

Posted by: freaked at April 08, 2019 07:26 PM (UdKB7)

98 Most Iranians I worked with called themselves Persian.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 08, 2019 07:27 PM (U0MZt)

99 Soooo, Harris/ Buttsex 2020?

Posted by: Trent Reznor at April 08, 2019 07:27 PM (FTPVM)

100 In the immortal words of Mick Jagger ... you can't always get what you want.


Odd that a very imperfect President has made that the theme of his rallies.

But if you try sometimes...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2019 07:27 PM (fuK7c)

101 87 That would backfire catastrophically. The Iranians don't want the Shah back, they just want the kleptocratic mullahs gone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:23 PM (wYseH)

Supposedly some of the protesters were calling for a return of the shah.
Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:24 PM (mX8Vr)



IIRC, the Reza Pahlavi fellow who is in line for the throne has stated many times how he sees Juan Carlos of Spain post-Franco as a role model, should he ever somehow get into power over there again.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:27 PM (ujg0T)

102 Haven't heard but are anti-Semitic Leftists crying foul?

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2019 07:27 PM (BbGew)

103 So how long does it take for Numbnuts Nunez's criminal referrals to turn into an actual perp walk for the referred?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2019 07:28 PM (Z+IKu)

104 If I could get myself out of this well, I'd show Trump who's boss. Or maybe I'd just fuck a goat.

Posted by: The Mahdi at April 08, 2019 07:28 PM (hjaPQ)

105 zombie, If you ever get a chance- read- "Reading Lolita in Tehran"

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:28 PM (y2uId)

106 Are we getting our pallets of cash back?

Posted by: wth at April 08, 2019 07:28 PM (v0R5T)

107 According to the wikipedia page of the current set of protests, in March there were "Foolad retirees" chanting that "Our revolution was a mistake.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:28 PM (mX8Vr)

108 Trump also designated the Cubs as a disaster area today.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2019 07:28 PM (ENMeC)

109 >>>So how long does it take for Numbnuts Nunez's criminal referrals to turn into an actual perp walk for the referred?



500 years.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2019 07:28 PM (VWp7G)

110 "No, YOU'RE a terrorist organization!"

Posted by: mikeyG at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (LL1Be)

111 See, this is what a non-muslim in the White House does.

Posted by: Eromero at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (qBNEP)

112 >>>Trump also designated the Cubs as a disaster area today.



They're already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (VWp7G)

113 100
In the immortal words of Mick Jagger ... you can't always get what you want.





Odd that a very imperfect President has made that the theme of his rallies.



But if you try sometimes...

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2019 07:27 PM (fuK7c)


It is almost like he understands salesmanship, and is always closing....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Needs A Vacation Because of the Earlier Head Trauma at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (0QYMt)

114 PDT has sure been busy and it's only Monday. Looking forward to what else the week will bring.

Posted by: Tuna at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (jm1YL)

115 Are we getting our pallets of cash back?

#twoweeks

Posted by: mikeyG at April 08, 2019 07:30 PM (LL1Be)

116 106 Are we getting our pallets of cash back?
Posted by: wth at April 08, 2019 07:28 PM (v0R5T)


No, just the pallets. If we're lucky.

Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2019 07:30 PM (sdi6R)

117 >>>PDT has sure been busy and it's only Monday. Looking forward to what else the week will bring.



Deporting George Conway?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2019 07:30 PM (VWp7G)

118 110 "No, YOU'RE a terrorist organization!"
Posted by: mikeyG at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (LL1Be)

Can you imagine the Soviets responding like this? "No you're a communist dictatorship!"

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:30 PM (mX8Vr)

119 See, this is what a non-muslim in the White House does.
Posted by: Eromero at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (qBNEP)


Non-Globalist to boot. Of course - peeps can be forgiven that didn't know. After all - we hadn't elected anybody that checked both boxes since Reagan.

Posted by: Democracy Run Amok at April 08, 2019 07:30 PM (/rAo6)

120 Ooops,
I was looking for the pre-OBL version.

Posted by: DaveA at April 08, 2019 07:30 PM (FhXTo)

121 60 Be interesting to see who freaks out over this.

"An unprecedented way to treat another country's armed forces.."
-- CNN

Posted by: Al Crapton at April 08, 2019 07:31 PM (DKEDx)

122 ''But if you try sometimes... ''

You get what you need.

Posted by: Tuna at April 08, 2019 07:31 PM (jm1YL)

123 Good on that. No Clapper, no Brennan?
Posted by: Muad'dib at April 08, 2019 07:26 PM (ydNpi)
******
OH they are too

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 08, 2019 07:31 PM (BqBId)

124 @107: "According to the wikipedia page of the current set of protests ..."

Unfortunately, if the Mullahs ever thought they were in actual danger of being deposed, then they'd launch a full-fledged Middle Eastern war.

No way they'll ever go quietly into the good night before pulling out all the stops.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 08, 2019 07:31 PM (I/iGu)

125 112
>>>Trump also designated the Cubs as a disaster area today.







They're already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp


They beat the other team mathematically eliminated from this years playoffs, the Pittsburgh Pirates.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 08, 2019 07:31 PM (WNAuL)

126 Was reading about all the girls high school track records being broken by new members (pun intended) on the girls teams.
My hero will be the first sports writer to put a Babe Ruth style asterisk in a printed story on those records.

Posted by: Downcast at April 08, 2019 07:31 PM (8O3C6)

127
Iran's government sucks ass. They hate America, and want us all to
die. They attacked us and killed 17 of us in Lebanon, and they always
try to kill queers and Jews, because they're bigots. They lie and cheat
all the time. They're complete psychos; they can't be trusted further
than you can kick them, and they're always trying to lay their grubby
mitts on a nuclear warhead.

The idea that someone would deal with them in supposed good faith speaks to treason or severe retardation.



I would like this on an XL black tshirt please.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 08, 2019 07:32 PM (LL1Be)

128 114
PDT has sure been busy and it's only Monday. Looking forward to what else the week will bring.

Posted by: Tuna at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (jm1YL

To those who think that they will always bring the crises to him, he will bring a counter-crisis to make them hop around.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Needs A Vacation Because of the Earlier Head Trauma at April 08, 2019 07:32 PM (0QYMt)

129 94 That would backfire catastrophically. The Iranians don't want the Shah back, they just want the kleptocratic mullahs gone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:23 PM (wYseH)

In the immortal words of Mick Jagger ... you can't always get what you want.

Posted by: Democracy Run Amok


Iran fucked itself in the ass permanently in 1979 when it was faced with three fabulous options:

1. Outdated medieval monarchy
2. Communist revolution
3. Islamofacist pre-medieval theocracy

The Islamofascists and the communists teamed up to kick out the King, but then the theocrats stabbed the commies in the back -- figuratively and literally -- by not sharing power as promised, but instead killing, imprisoning or exiling them all.

Now there's nothing left. Few people want a Shah, no commies left alive, everyone hates the mullahs, and they never had democracy before so they have no blueprint to aim for. And there are so many pig-ignorant bone-headed peasants and brainwashed poor fanatics that even if they did have valid democratic elections, fundamentalists would probably get voted in again anyway.

Some countries are a lost cause. I believe Iran is one of them.

Posted by: zombie at April 08, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)

130 124 @107: "According to the wikipedia page of the current set of protests ..."

Unfortunately, if the Mullahs ever thought they were in actual danger of being deposed, then they'd launch a full-fledged Middle Eastern war.

No way they'll ever go quietly into the good night before pulling out all the stops.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 08, 2019 07:31 PM (I/iGu)

Its often the case in collapsing states that the rulership does not actually have a good picture of what's going(a lot of this has to do with shooting bearers of bad news).

Not saying we've got a good idea of what's going on though. Just that it wouldn't be surprising for them to be caught off guard.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:33 PM (mX8Vr)

131 The idea that someone would deal with them in supposed good faith speaks to treason or severe retardation.

I've been reliably informed, by those in the know, that these relationships are "complicated".

Posted by: Democracy Run Amok at April 08, 2019 07:33 PM (/rAo6)

132 What about the guy they just caught who wanted to drive a truck over some infidels? Does he get to be a terrorist too or is he just another misguided youth?

Posted by: freaked at April 08, 2019 07:33 PM (UdKB7)

133 95 probably Clapper Brennan Wray Rosennstein and Comey. But the others are said to be more general, for the entire conspiracy of falsification of FISA warrants, spying, and leaks. the whole coup coup de coup (according to conservative treehouse yesterday under "Devin Nunes...")

Posted by: booknlass at April 08, 2019 07:33 PM (xIKXj)

134
"No, YOU'RE a terrorist organization!"
Posted by: mikeyG


I know you are but what am I?

Posted by: Iran, Iran so far away at April 08, 2019 07:33 PM (aKsyK)

135 Please. this is the smartest site on the internet.

The money that went to Iran was money frozen in this country plus interest for all those many years.

It wasn't about the money as much as FUCKWAD releasing it to them - Fuck You John Kerry.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:33 PM (y2uId)

136 Hey Iran!

Want some of this fungus?

Posted by: mikeyG at April 08, 2019 07:33 PM (LL1Be)

137 105 zombie, If you ever get a chance- read- "Reading Lolita in Tehran"

Posted by: Ben Had


I read it when it first came out!

Posted by: zombie at April 08, 2019 07:34 PM (5tb4C)

138 IRGC are just a bunch of nice guys, trying to turn their lives around.

Posted by: Bruce at April 08, 2019 07:34 PM (LAt9N)

139 No, just the pallets. If we're lucky.
Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2019 07:30 PM (sdi6R)

In the latter days of the USSR, a guy got rich exporting wooden shipping pallets to the West.

The pallets were cheap wood, but the nails....

Posted by: Miklos, stories to tell at April 08, 2019 07:34 PM (zCyNd)

140 Trump should get a 3rd term for the illegal coup they attempted.

Posted by: HA at April 08, 2019 07:34 PM (MAstk)

141 sure the shah may not be the first choice, but if you had to choose between the mullahs and the shah?


set something up like the brits have, then have millions of Christians and Jews immigrate to iran but not have rape cults.

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:34 PM (MTjB1)

142 Some countries are a lost cause. I believe Iran is one of them.


Iran doesn't have a history of democracy but it does have a history of being a perfectly normal, educated, middle class industrial country.

So does Afghanistan. They were both perfectly normal countries before Islamism.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2019 07:34 PM (fuK7c)

143 Posted by: booknlass at April 08, 2019 07:33 PM (xIKXj)
*******
Don't forget Loretta Lynch & Sally Yates

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 08, 2019 07:34 PM (BqBId)

144 Ben Had, I have that book. But since the author has fiddled to protect the women who were in her circle, I consider it fiction.

*opens copy and looks at reviews*

The likes of Susan Sontag are in there. And nary a call to overthrow the mullahs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 07:35 PM (DTlMm)

145 118 110 "No, YOU'RE a terrorist organization!"
Posted by: mikeyG at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (LL1Be)

Can you imagine the Soviets responding like this? "No you're a communist dictatorship!"


i am terrorist rubber, you are terrorist glue...

Posted by: Anachronda at April 08, 2019 07:35 PM (sGtp+)

146 >>>> Andrew McCabe is believed to be one of those 8 names.
~~~~~

Pretty sure he's already subject of a Grand Jury.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 08, 2019 07:35 PM (NtglE)

147 135 Please. this is the smartest site on the internet.

The money that went to Iran was money frozen in this country plus interest for all those many years.

It wasn't about the money as much as FUCKWAD releasing it to them - Fuck You John Kerry.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:33 PM (y2uId)

A. That money belonged to the shah's regime.
B. There are American legal claims far exceeding that value.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:36 PM (mX8Vr)

148 106
Are we getting our pallets of cash back?

Posted by: wth at April 08, 2019 07:28 PM (v0R5T)



Comrade, that all depends on how you define "we"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:36 PM (f3oO4)

149 That moment when the "podcast host" contestant from Seattle on Jeopardy has EXACTLY the voice you would expect.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2019 07:36 PM (ENMeC)

150
So this weekend was kinda warm, in the 60's, so when I went to the supermarket last night, all the Hot Dog rolls and Hamburger buns were sold out.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 08, 2019 07:36 PM (zqkyZ)

151 ''Some countries are a lost cause. I believe Iran is one of them.''

As are most countries with a Muslim majority I have come to realize. Islam and democracy do not mix.

Posted by: Tuna at April 08, 2019 07:36 PM (jm1YL)

152
sure the shah may not be the first choice, but if you had to choose between the mullahs and the shah?

Shah with a mullet.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2019 07:37 PM (aKsyK)

153 The money that went to Iran was money frozen in this country plus interest for all those many years.

It wasn't about the money as much as FUCKWAD releasing it to them - Fuck You John Kerry.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:33 PM (y2uId)

Obo also ignored US Court judgements against the Iranian government in the hundreds of millions.

Those should have been settled first, if law mattered.

Posted by: Miklos, also pointing this out at April 08, 2019 07:37 PM (zCyNd)

154 Swalwell announces run for prez.

Posted by: HA at April 08, 2019 07:37 PM (MAstk)

155 Unfortunately, if the Mullahs ever thought they were
in actual danger of being deposed, then they'd launch a full-fledged
Middle Eastern war.


When I see certain societal segments burning their own shit down in protest - I have the same reaction.

Please do. Be my guest.

I'm no whiz in the kitchen. But I do know how to shut up, step aside, and let the Self-Cleaning Oven do it's thing.

Posted by: Democracy Run Amok at April 08, 2019 07:37 PM (/rAo6)

156 Shah with a mullet.

A Shullet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 07:37 PM (DTlMm)

157 154 Swalwell announces run for prez.
---
Short night for Trump.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 08, 2019 07:38 PM (hjaPQ)

158 1. Outdated medieval monarchy

Posted by: zombie at April 08, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)

The communists and their fellow travelers did a great job of demonizing the Shah, who wasn't nearly as bad as he was and is portrayed. He was well on the way to modernizing the country, and had he been healthier and a bit more cut-throat he would have succeeded.

Don't believe the spin about him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:38 PM (wYseH)

159 Fuck You John Kerry.

I like Chris Plante's nickname for him, "Bolt Neck"

Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2019 07:38 PM (K22Va)

160 sure the shah may not be the first choice, but if you had to choose between the mullahs and the shah?


In-Shah-lah.

Posted by: Miklos, Grand Vizier and also Mufti at April 08, 2019 07:39 PM (zCyNd)

161 Trump, "Oh I see Swallows Well has tossed his hat into the Democrat Presidential Circus."

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 07:39 PM (DTlMm)

162 Swalwell announces run for prez.
Posted by: HA at April 08, 2019 07:37 PM

Seriously? There's towns in the US with smaller populations than dum preznit candidates.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:39 PM (+/tGa)

163 But they just want jobs!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2019 07:39 PM (jXrK7)

164 Swalwell announces run for prez.
.
We'll show those gun-owning inbreds!
The missiles are flying! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Posted by: mikeyG at April 08, 2019 07:39 PM (LL1Be)

165 so, buttgeig/swalwell, self-writing tweets

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:39 PM (MTjB1)

166 Swalwell announces run for prez.

Gee, I wonder what his platform is?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 08, 2019 07:39 PM (ENMeC)

167 Anna Puma, did you watch "The Stoning of Soraya M" ?

I'm not quite sure how to process your comment since the whole essence of the book was about the repression of women and thought.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:39 PM (y2uId)

168 118 110 "No, YOU'RE a terrorist organization!"
Posted by: mikeyG at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (LL1Be)

Can you imagine the Soviets responding like this? "No you're a communist dictatorship!"
Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:30 PM (mX8Vr)



The Soviets did respond this way, and their leftist symps who remain still respond this way:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
And_you_are_lynching_Negroes

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:39 PM (ujg0T)

169 No, just the pallets. If we're lucky.

Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2019 07:30 PM (sdi6R)
..........


Well, that would be nice. They do have many, many uses.

Posted by: wth at April 08, 2019 07:39 PM (v0R5T)

170 ''Trump should get a 3rd term for the illegal coup they attempted.''

Or at least an extra 2 years. Kind of like a "do-over" for all the things he was unable to accomplish. Maybe a ''do-over" midterm election too.

Posted by: Tuna at April 08, 2019 07:40 PM (jm1YL)

171 For once, we should have followed the lead of the Palestinians. All that Iranian money should have gone to the hostages and the Operation Eagle Claw families.

Posted by: Downcast at April 08, 2019 07:40 PM (8O3C6)

172 well, until you cucks get over the idea of obama behind bars (oh no, there might be upset liberals), then there can never be true justice in america.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at April 08, 2019 07:40 PM (9AcAx)

173 154
Swalwell announces run for prez.


Hmm, his views on nuking those he disagrees with may be problematic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at April 08, 2019 07:40 PM (WNAuL)

174 @161: "Trump, 'Oh I see Swallows Well has tossed his hat into the Democrat Presidential Circus.'"

Also Trump: "And I'm not talking about Buttigieg!"

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 08, 2019 07:40 PM (I/iGu)

175 A. That money belonged to the shah's regime.
B. There are American legal claims far exceeding that value.
Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:36 PM (mX8Vr)

The US kept assets of the Baltic countries only for the governments in exile from 1940 until 1990.

Posted by: Miklos, they had gold in the US at April 08, 2019 07:41 PM (zCyNd)

176 Swalwell announces run for prez.

Posted by: HA at April 08, 2019 07:37 PM (MAstk)

HA HA

Posted by: HA HA HA at April 08, 2019 07:41 PM (v0R5T)

177 I would like this on an XL black tshirt please.


Posted by: mikeyG at April 08, 2019 07:32 PM (LL1Be)


I keep thinking that there must be a way to keep Ace fully funded with a bit left over for MoMees,
nah, that's just crazy talk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:41 PM (f3oO4)

178 Hmm, his views on nuking those he disagrees with may be problematic.
Posted by: Puddleglum at April 08, 2019 07:40 PM (WNAuL)


Meh - it'll play well in the urban areas. He'll probably double down.

Posted by: Democracy Run Amok at April 08, 2019 07:41 PM (/rAo6)

179 you know, if swalwell or buttgeig get elected, air force 1 will be towed down fifth ave during the gay day parade with nancy boys dancing on the wings.

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:41 PM (MTjB1)

180 Mayor Buttlick has 'coffee clutches' with flippin' gang-bangers in South Bend as some type of demented outreach program.
=====

Just lookin' for some strange.

Bad boys turn me on.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 08, 2019 07:41 PM (JcXHH)

181 168 118 110 "No, YOU'RE a terrorist organization!"
Posted by: mikeyG at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (LL1Be)

Can you imagine the Soviets responding like this? "No you're a communist dictatorship!"
Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:30 PM (mX8Vr)


The Soviets did respond this way, and their leftist symps who remain still respond this way:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
And_you_are_lynching_Negroes
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:39 PM (ujg0T)

It'd be one thing if they were slamming us for something else. But falsely claiming us to be terrorists(which would make us what, jihadists as well?) just seems ridiculous. The USSR accusing us of communism would be similarly absurd sounding.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:41 PM (mX8Vr)

182 112
>>>Trump also designated the Cubs as a disaster area today.







They're already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (VWp7G)


Your words offend me!
Late to the site.
I'm happy to see Donny Two Scoops exercise his authority and shitcan people who do not do his bidding. He has been doing some of that all along, but this Neilsen chick is high profile.
And, where does this fungus among us come from? And is there any specific reason it is found in NY, NJ, and IL? Hmmmm.... and by "IL", I'm assuming Chicago.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at April 08, 2019 07:42 PM (ufFY8)

183 "Trump should get a 3rd term for the illegal coup they attempted."

Couldn't he be Speaker of the House?

Posted by: freaked at April 08, 2019 07:42 PM (UdKB7)

184 158 1. Outdated medieval monarchy

Posted by: zombie at April 08, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)

The communists and their fellow travelers did a great job of demonizing the Shah, who wasn't nearly as bad as he was and is portrayed. He was well on the way to modernizing the country, and had he been healthier and a bit more cut-throat he would have succeeded.

Don't believe the spin about him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:38 PM (wYseH)



CBD beat me to it, but Shah Pahlavi fancied himself a modernizer along the lines of Attaturk in Turkey: hard assed and dictatorial, but definitely pushing for a modern nation.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:42 PM (ujg0T)

185 In Christian love, my advice to Eric Swallowell is to suck my dick.

Posted by: Pete Bootyjizz at April 08, 2019 07:42 PM (hjaPQ)

186 This is no way to treat a sovereign nation's military. In this case, you treat them to an army of zombies, say Zombie US Third Army under command of Zombie General George Smith Patton.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at April 08, 2019 07:42 PM (XnuYA)

187 ''Swalwell announces run for prez.

Posted by: HA at April 08, 2019 07:37 PM (MAstk)

HA HA''


Bwahahahahaha....

Posted by: Tuna at April 08, 2019 07:42 PM (jm1YL)

188 154 Swalwell announces run for prez.
---
Short night for Trump.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 08, 2019 07:38 PM (hjaPQ)
..........

Nooses, walls and chaos in the White House, Oh MY!

Posted by: wth at April 08, 2019 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

189 I am saying Ben Had that Azar Nafisi might have amped up the drama.

To quote the Author's Note

"Aspects of characters and events in this story have been changed mainly to protect individuals..."

The injection of the word "mainly' gives me pause.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 07:43 PM (DTlMm)

190 The USSR accusing us of communism would be similarly absurd sounding.
Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:41 PM (mX8Vr)


I'd dare you to say that to my face. You know - if I could stand.

Posted by: FDR at April 08, 2019 07:43 PM (/rAo6)

191 Creeping Sharia reports that an Albanian muzzie, apparently a naturalized US citizen, was arrested at a Montana gun range. He supposedly discussed attacking various targets like synagogues, loved ISIS and apple pie.

https://tinyurl.com/y4aqvmos

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2019 07:43 PM (Z4rgH)

192 Buttplug insulted evangelicals for voting for Trump. That's sure to win them over.

Posted by: JuJuBee at April 08, 2019 07:44 PM (aeLyf)

193 As are most countries with a Muslim majority I have come to realize. Islam and democracy do not mix.
Posted by: Tuna

They mix perfectly well. They elect the desired leaders of the people and get a Hamas or a Fatah. And lose any excuse they have about not owning their own situation.

Posted by: Downcast at April 08, 2019 07:44 PM (8O3C6)

194 quote from swalwell announcement

"in this thing to the hilt. going all in. 100 percent. until the pubes make me sneeze."

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:44 PM (MTjB1)

195 Don't believe the spin about him.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:38 PM (wYseH)


It is so easy to forget that the Shah was trying to bring a medieval country into the modern world, which wasn't going to happen overnight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:45 PM (f3oO4)

196 Odd that a very imperfect President has made that the theme of his rallies.

But if you try sometimes...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2019 07:27 PM (fuK7c

Oh you unsocked yourself. Care to apologize you fucking pile of shit?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:45 PM (+/tGa)

197 191 Creeping Sharia reports that an Albanian muzzie, apparently a naturalized US citizen, was arrested at a Montana gun range. He supposedly discussed attacking various targets like synagogues, loved ISIS and apple pie.

https://tinyurl.com/y4aqvmos
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2019 07:43 PM (Z4rgH)

Pie lovers are the worst.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:45 PM (mX8Vr)

198 Mayor Buttigieg sounded-for a while-like a slightly less hard left Democrat than the other D candidates for President, but anyone who endorses studying reparations for slavery is just a pandering idiot. You want to study giving reparations to people who never owned slaves to people who weren't slaves-why don't you start with your own money? It would make more sense to investigate current sex trafficking.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2019 07:46 PM (AllCR)

199 Anna, Ok , I see where you are coming from.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:46 PM (y2uId)

200 Oh, joy.

Obama-appointed judge blocks Trump's asylum policy.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 08, 2019 07:46 PM (JcXHH)

201 162 Swalwell announces run for prez.
Posted by: HA at April 08, 2019 07:37 PM



What is so infuriating about Swallwell, and the scumbag Commiecrat Pete Stark before him, is that their district, while it is the Demunist East Bay Area, is NOT Berkeley or Oakland. It is the burbs, not the ghetto!

FFS what is wrong with voters there?!?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ California%27s_15th_congressional_district

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:46 PM (ujg0T)

202 "Aspects of characters and events in this story have been changed mainly to protect individuals..."

The injection of the word "mainly' gives me pause.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 07:43 PM (DTlMm)

Have you read "A Time to Betray" by an IRGC guy who defected?

Posted by: Miklos, pretty good book at April 08, 2019 07:46 PM (zCyNd)

203 Oh, joy.

Obama-appointed judge blocks Trump's asylum policy.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at April 08, 2019 07:46 PM

Hawaiian?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:47 PM (+/tGa)

204 The communists and their fellow travelers did a great job of demonizing the Shah, who wasn't nearly as bad as he was and is portrayed. He was well on the way to modernizing the country, and had he been healthier and a bit more cut-throat he would have succeeded.

Don't believe the spin about him.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:38 PM (wYseH)


CBD beat me to it, but Shah Pahlavi fancied himself a modernizer along the lines of Attaturk in Turkey: hard assed and dictatorial, but definitely pushing for a modern nation.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at A




yes, and yes. he ran into difficulty trying to modernize a bunch of people that were trying to drag iran back to the 12th century.

that and for some reason he did not whack khomeni but let him return from exile.

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:47 PM (MTjB1)

205 welp I love Ed O'Neill now (sidebar awesomeness)

...

sorry OT - um - ok the Shah wasn't so bad and Persia was a wonderful country

it's gone now tho

it's not coming back

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 08, 2019 07:47 PM (Rarvo)

206 Obama-appointed judge blocks Trump's asylum policy.
---
Shockah!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at April 08, 2019 07:47 PM (hjaPQ)

207 Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2019 07:43 PM (Z4rgH)

Was it Garrett? Because he has strange taste in women, so I am suspicious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:47 PM (wYseH)

208 Nooses, walls and chaos in the White House, Oh MY!

Posted by: wth at April 08, 2019 07:43 PM (v0R5T)

AND wheels coming off... in midstream!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:48 PM (f3oO4)

209 I have seen evidence that proves Swalwell-Russia collusion and he has committed treason and is a Russian spy.
Prove me wrong.

Posted by: wth at April 08, 2019 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

210 Some days I struggle with who is more loathsome, Clapper or Brennan. On those days, I embrace the power of And.

Posted by: Muad'dib at April 08, 2019 07:48 PM (ydNpi)

211 Miklos, I'll jump in here and say No, but Thanks, I will do so.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:48 PM (y2uId)

212
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: The 17th Amendment is Ridiculous Bullshit at April 08, 2019 07:48 PM (KCxzN)

213 that and for some reason he did not whack khomeni but let him return from exile.
Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:47 PM (MTjB1)



You can blame Jimmuh Carturd for that. :-(

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:48 PM (ujg0T)

214 191 Creeping Sharia reports that an Albanian muzzie, apparently a naturalized US citizen, was arrested at a Montana gun range. He supposedly discussed attacking various targets like synagogues, loved ISIS and apple pie.

https://tinyurl.com/y4aqvmos
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2019 07:43 PM (Z4rgH)

"Dammit, Enver, I said Minnesota, not Montana!!"

"Shut up, they all sound the same!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 08, 2019 07:48 PM (Ct55T)

215 for some reason he did not whack khomeni

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:47 PM (MTjB1)

A monumental error. Because he wasn't as cut-throat as his reputation suggests!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:49 PM (wYseH)

216 Oh you unsocked yourself. Care to apologize you fucking pile of shit?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:45 PM (+/tGa)



Dude. I'm sorry if I struck a personal nerve, but I think that post was well within the tastelessness boundaries of the Horde.

Convince me otherwise and I'll apologize, but otherwise whatevs.

Also, for future reference, it's easy to google "acecomments.mu.nu + hash" to find out who the sock is. Also my hash is pretty recognizable.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2019 07:49 PM (fuK7c)

217 yes, and yes. he ran into difficulty trying to modernize a bunch of people that were trying to drag iran back to the 12th century.

that and for some reason he did not whack khomeni but let him return from exile.
Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:47 PM (MTjB1)

Clearly didn't read The Prince. But Iran didn't have the whole everyone in hijabs things going on in the past, there are pictures and everything.

The interesting thing about a lot of the Middle East is they're less western and more fundamentally Islamic than they were roughly a century or so ago.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:49 PM (mX8Vr)

218 It is so easy to forget that the Shah was trying to
bring a medieval country into the modern world, which wasn't going to
happen overnight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:45 PM (f3oO4)


Slick - I can tell you this with 100% certainty. As a guy that travels to shit-holes for a living.

Anytime you see a Dictator acting Western - not reading about Americans getting kidnapped in said Dictator's hood - all while hearing about said Dictator's rap-sheet of Human Rights Abuses ?

Back that Dictator. To the hilt. Law of the Jungle is the Law of the Land in that place.

Posted by: Democracy Run Amok at April 08, 2019 07:50 PM (/rAo6)

219 140
Trump should get a 3rd term for the illegal coup they attempted.

Posted by: HA at April 08, 2019 07:34 PM (MAstk)

+++Absolutely agree. And now let the fungi-brained leftist head explosions commence.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 08, 2019 07:50 PM (Kcf2u)

220 Oh you unsocked yourself. Care to apologize you fucking pile of shit?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:45 PM (+/tGa)



Whoa--snarky sockpuppets are out of bounds? They are a hallmark of AOSHQ, I thought?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:51 PM (ujg0T)

221 I keep thinking there's NO WAY Americans elect president a GAY man whose last name begins with "Butt.'

It would make about as much sense as electing a guy whose middle name is "Hussein", right?

Posted by: JoeF. at April 08, 2019 07:51 PM (NFEMn)

222 Care to apologize...?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:45 PM (+/tGa)

Let's take it down a notch or two....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:51 PM (wYseH)

223 Is Swalwell gay? Because if he's not gay he won't be gay enough for the gay Democrat primary.

Posted by: wth at April 08, 2019 07:51 PM (v0R5T)

224 Look, these Iranians are good peeps.


Trust me.

Posted by: Valarie Jarrett at April 08, 2019 07:51 PM (sy5kK)

225 Oh, joy.

Obama-appointed judge blocks Trump's asylum policy.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy



How many divisions does he control?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (FE+I8)

226 197
191 Creeping Sharia reports that an Albanian muzzie, apparently a
naturalized US citizen, was arrested at a Montana gun range. He
supposedly discussed attacking various targets like synagogues, loved
ISIS and apple pie.



https://tinyurl.com/y4aqvmos

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2019 07:43 PM (Z4rgH)



Pie lovers are the worst.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:45 PM (mX8Vr)

What kind of pie?

Posted by: Robert Redford asking Streisand in The Way We Were at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (ufFY8)

227 140 Trump should get a 3rd term for the illegal coup they attempted.
Posted by: HA at April 08, 2019 07:34 PM (MAstk)

I like this. Or at least his first term should be considered tolled for the same amount of time as the illegal coup went on.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

228
why can't we all just get along?

Posted by: /zombie Rodney King at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (KCxzN)

229 Dude. I'm sorry if I struck a personal nerve, but I think that post was well within the tastelessness boundaries of the Horde.

Convince me otherwise and I'll apologize, but otherwise whatevs.

Also, for future reference, it's easy to google "acecomments.mu.nu + hash" to find out who the sock is. Also my hash is pretty recognizable.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2019 07:49

You don't make comments about someone's kids. So FUCK OFF. Nice non apology apoligy. Look. I can get blue and crude, I am not a wallflower. But making comments like that to a fellow horde member is beyond uncool I don't give fuck about your hash ort sock. It's an asshole move so GFY.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (+/tGa)

230
159 Fuck You John Kerry.

I like Chris Plante's nickname for him, "Bolt Neck"
Posted by: dartist at April 08, 2019 07:38 PM (K22Va)


As Howie Carr described him as ''The world's greatest gigolo, living off his second wife's first husband's money".

Posted by: Rudi Von Starnberg at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (OFzX4)

231 You can blame Jimmuh Carturd for that. :-(
Posted by: Curmudgeon at A



lol, yes indeed.


you know what is funny, the shah did not whack khomeni in paris but khomeni tried to whack bani sadr in paris.

sometimes you get the feeling not everyone is playing by the same set of rules.

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (MTjB1)

232 The interesting thing about a lot of the Middle East
is they're less western and more fundamentally Islamic than they were
roughly a century or so ago.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:49 PM (mX8Vr)

I'm so old that I can remember when an engineering professor I knew was going to Afghanistan to teach for a year or two on an exchange program!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (f3oO4)

233 Not read that book, spending my time reading up on WWII and Korea.

Yeah Jimmah Carter, wonder if he has stayed alive just so G-d can fully show him the folly of his hubris.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (DTlMm)

234 Trump should get a 3rd term for the illegal coup they attempted.

Posted by: HA at April 08, 2019 07:34 PM (MAstk)

He should get two more years--because that's how long he's been stifled, two years.
Then Pence takes over

Posted by: JoeF. at April 08, 2019 07:53 PM (NFEMn)

235 82 Drudge is a big Mayor Buttsex fan
Posted by: Trent Reznor at April 08, 2019 07:24 PM (FTPVM)


I read JJ's Morning Report for my daily news now.

When did Drudge turn into the on-line version of Weekly World News?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 08, 2019 07:53 PM (sy5kK)

236 Cobbler > Pie

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 08, 2019 07:53 PM (nDe2U)

237 >>It is so easy to forget that the Shah was trying to bring a medieval country into the modern world, which wasn't going to happen overnight!

Same mindset should be used when evaluating Trump's progress. His enemies are at least as devious.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2019 07:53 PM (/tuJf)

238 236 Cobbler > Pie
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at April 08, 2019 07:53 PM (nDe2U)

Eh, cobbler is just disorganized pie.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

239 Whoa--snarky sockpuppets are out of bounds? They are a hallmark of AOSHQ, I thought?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at April 08, 2019 07:51 PM

When you are talking about someone's daughters? Yea, It must be me. My bad. Let's all joke about that, fucking hilarious. Snarky! Witty!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:54 PM (+/tGa)

240 Or at least his first term should be considered tolled for the same amount of time as the illegal coup went on.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

So, a twenty year long Trump regime...

I like it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:54 PM (f3oO4)

241
lol, yes indeed.


you know what is funny, the shah did not whack khomeni in paris but khomeni tried to whack bani sadr in paris.

sometimes you get the feeling not everyone is playing by the same set of rules.
Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (MTjB1)

Well there are the winners, and there's the guys with some weird rules and stuff.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:54 PM (mX8Vr)

242 Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (+/tGa)

Take it down several notches.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:54 PM (wYseH)

243 It's all fun and games until people start arguing about nood etiquette, and then it suddenly becomes pistols at dawn, I guess.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 08, 2019 07:54 PM (I/iGu)

244 Cat fight!

.@SpeakerPelosi: "While there are people who have a large number of Twitter followers, what's important is that we have large numbers of votes on the floor of the House." @AOC has 3.8 million followers on Twitter

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 08, 2019 07:55 PM (+y/Ru)

245 It is so easy to forget that the Shah was trying to
bring a medieval country into the modern world, which wasn't going to
happen overnight!



Same mindset should be used when evaluating Trump's progress. His enemies are at least as devious.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2019 07:53 PM (/tuJf)


A most cromulent point!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 07:55 PM (f3oO4)

246 quote from swalwell announcement

"in this thing to the hilt. going all in. 100 percent. until the pubes make me sneeze."
Posted by: yankeeffifth


So he's sucking a dude off until the pubes tickle his nose and he has to sneeze? Is that it?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 08, 2019 07:55 PM (FE+I8)

247 I thought Twisted Panties opened for Pussy Riot

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 07:55 PM (DTlMm)

248 Yea, It must be me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:54 PM (+/tGa)

You are the only one who didn't get the joke.

Stop digging.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:55 PM (wYseH)

249 Sidebar: Amanda Bearse looks ruff. Looks like a more masculine Les Nessman.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at April 08, 2019 07:55 PM (H5knJ)

250
Take it down several notches.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:54 PM

Yes, I am the bad guy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:55 PM (+/tGa)

251 Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:55 PM (+/tGa)

No, but you are overreacting.

Stop now.

Just drop it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:56 PM (wYseH)

252 Amanda Bearse looks ruff. Looks like a more masculine Les Nessman.

That ain't saying much. How about Johnny Fever?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 07:56 PM (DTlMm)

253 228


why can't we all just get along?

Posted by: /zombie Rodney King at April 08, 2019 07:52 PM (KCxzN)

Rodney king is a zombie now?
I missed that, LOL.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 08, 2019 07:56 PM (ufFY8)

254 244 Cat fight!

.@SpeakerPelosi: "While there are people who have a large number of Twitter followers, what's important is that we have large numbers of votes on the floor of the House." @AOC has 3.8 million followers on Twitter
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 08, 2019 07:55 PM (+y/Ru)

That might be the first cat fight I don't want to watch. Pelosi, euch.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 07:56 PM (mX8Vr)

255 Later. Sorry I thought better of some folks. I thought there was lines, regardless of who/what it was that someone didn't do or say to another. Funny stuff! Well done.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 07:56 PM (+/tGa)

256 Totally inappropriate Thud nose art.

https://bit.ly/2YVvfQp

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 08, 2019 07:57 PM (+y/Ru)

257 The sanctions will not just punish the IRGC but any entity that does business with them.

So Obama?

Posted by: dagny at April 08, 2019 07:57 PM (nRWPy)

258 If the Thud nose art isn't MiG killer F-105D "Cherry Girl," then you ain't doing it right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 07:58 PM (DTlMm)

259 Germany and France are the 2 biggest trading partners with Iran.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 07:59 PM (y2uId)

260 Oh you unsocked yourself. Care to apologize you fucking pile of shit?

Posted by: Minnfidel at A



hey, the kids may be out of bounds, but if you are disturbed by the comment at 42, there is no mention of you, your nic, your hash, just the text from your comment. don't think he was directing anything at you or yours, simply riffing on the comment.

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:59 PM (MTjB1)

261 What a delusional fucktard.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2019 08:00 PM (dUJdY)

262 Wait, are you telling me sockpuppets aren't completely anonymous?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2019 08:00 PM (jXrK7)

263 Save the ammo, I think they flounced.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 08:00 PM (DTlMm)

264
It is so easy to forget that the Shah was trying to
bring a medieval country into the modern world, which wasn't going to
happen overnight!


Take a look at high school and college yearbooks from the 1960's from countries like Iran, Egypt and even Afghanistan. The students' pictures look just like those from American school yearbooks. Something happened between then and now.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2019 08:00 PM (aKsyK)

265 Was it Garrett? Because he has strange taste in women, so I am suspicious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:47 PM (wYseH)


I ain't fucking with garrett; he's been busy bribing The Boss with hi-fi stereo gear.

I'd rather go 'round with AtC, that silver and sharp tongued Devilette.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2019 08:00 PM (Z4rgH)

266 So, Felicity Huffman had to admit her guilt to get a deal and Jussie Smollett did not.

Must be that white privilege I keep hearing about.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at April 08, 2019 08:00 PM (4AeKb)

267 I am going to explain a joke. Because as Ace has taught us, humor is best when spatchcocked and explained.

The setup was a comment about a failure of the Nood Alert System. There's a thing that happens on my cable box and my radio stations where the government says "we're interrupting whatever it is you're enjoying to show how we'd pester you if something were going on".

You've heard of these.

So I socked the Nood Alert System to say that we, the government, would do some not nice things.

I was, as often, replying to the concept not the commenter. I have no idea whether Minnfidel has daughters. I just thought it was funny. Also, I said "check out the daughters", not anything more untoward.

See? Ace is always right. It's way more funny now that I've explained it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2019 08:00 PM (fuK7c)

268 Emergency Broadcast System > Amber Alerts

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 08, 2019 08:01 PM (I/iGu)

269 Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:59 PM (MTjB1)

FWIW, Y-5 has a point!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at April 08, 2019 08:01 PM (f3oO4)

270 Eh, cobbler is just disorganized pie.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

+++
LOL.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 08, 2019 08:01 PM (Kcf2u)

271 don't think he was directing anything at you or yours, simply riffing on the comment.

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 07:59 PM (MTjB1)

Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 08, 2019 08:01 PM (ufFY8)

272 I am going to explain a joke. Because as Ace has taught us, humor is best when spatchcocked and explained.

The setup was a comment about a failure of the Nood Alert System. There's a thing that happens on my cable box and my radio stations where the government says "we're interrupting whatever it is you're enjoying to show how we'd pester you if something were going on".

You've heard of these.

So I socked the Nood Alert System to say that we, the government, would do some not nice things.

I was, as often, replying to the concept not the commenter. I have no idea whether Minnfidel has daughters. I just thought it was funny. Also, I said "check out the daughters", not anything more untoward.

See? Ace is always right. It's way more funny now that I've explained it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at A




#nosarctags



good faith should be assumed with the horde

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 08:02 PM (MTjB1)

273 Also government: flashbang into the baby's crib.

Socialism works, y'all.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2019 08:02 PM (jXrK7)

274 @238: "Eh, cobbler is just disorganized pie."

But slightly more organized than a crumble.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 08, 2019 08:02 PM (I/iGu)

275
It is almost like he understands salesmanship, and is always closing....
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Needs A Vacation Because of the Earlier Head Trauma at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (0QYMt)

Always
Be
Closing

Posted by: Coffee pot at April 08, 2019 08:02 PM (sy5kK)

276 All I know is I love Ace's shelves. I've got a spot marked out on the floor already for mine !!!

Posted by: Democracy Run Amok at April 08, 2019 08:02 PM (/rAo6)

277 Take a look at high school and college yearbooks from the 1960's from countries like Iran, Egypt and even Afghanistan. The students' pictures look just like those from American school yearbooks. Something happened between then and now.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 08, 2019 08:00 PM (aKsyK)

Saw a WSJ article once claiming that there was some influential author in the 1960s or 1970s who was the thought leader for a bunch of religious revolution and such in the Middle East. I think we'd need a real 20th century Middle East nerd to explain this to us.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 08:02 PM (mX8Vr)

278 261
What a delusional fucktard.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2019 08:00 PM (dUJdY)

+++
Who?

Posted by: washrivergal at April 08, 2019 08:03 PM (Kcf2u)

279 238: "Eh, cobbler is just disorganized pie."

But slightly more organized than a crumble.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 08, 2019 08:02 PM (I/iGu)


What is it called when you eat the pie filling out of the can with your hands, sitting on the kitchen floor at 3am? Asking for myself.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 08, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)

280 What is it called when you eat the pie filling out of the can with your hands, sitting on the kitchen floor at 3am? Asking for myself.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 08, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)

A cry for help.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2019 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

281 2 Dammit, off you bloated, sell-out sock!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2019 07:00 PM (NWiLs)
------------

I hope you washed after putting and taking off that sock.

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 08, 2019 08:04 PM (WEBkv)

282 hogmartin- replete?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2019 08:04 PM (y2uId)

283 What is it called when you eat the pie filling out of the can with your hands, sitting on the kitchen floor at 3am? Asking for myself.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 08, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)
-----------------

Captain Queeg?

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 08, 2019 08:04 PM (WEBkv)

284 I am going to explain a joke. Because as Ace has taught us, humor is best when spatchcocked and explained.

The setup was a comment about a failure of the Nood Alert System. There's a thing that happens on my cable box and my radio stations where the government says "we're interrupting whatever it is you're enjoying to show how we'd pester you if something were going on".

You've heard of these.

So I socked the Nood Alert System to say that we, the government, would do some not nice things.

I was, as often, replying to the concept not the commenter. I have no idea whether Minnfidel has daughters. I just thought it was funny. Also, I said "check out the daughters", not anything more untoward.

See? Ace is always right. It's way more funny now that I've explained it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at A




guessing that your well established reputation for actually kicking down the bedroom doors of some morons daughters leaves you especially open to criticism on this matter.

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 08:04 PM (MTjB1)

285 Apple cobbler is superior to all other cobblers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2019 08:05 PM (jXrK7)

286 Also, kids these days don't know what they're missing with no more old school broadcast channel sign offs.

The opening to Poltergeist is an anachronism. Sad!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 08, 2019 08:05 PM (I/iGu)

287 281 2 Dammit, off you bloated, sell-out sock!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2019 07:00 PM (NWiLs)
------------

I hope you washed after putting and taking off that sock.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 08, 2019 08:04 PM (WEBkv)

Oh no, I put it in the burn barrel along with the hazmat gear I wore to check out Patterico this morning.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)

288 277
Saw a WSJ article once claiming that there was some influential author in the 1960s or 1970s who was the thought leader for a bunch of religious revolution and such in the Middle East. I think we'd need a real 20th century Middle East nerd to explain this to us.
Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 08:02 PM (mX8Vr)


It might be referring to Sayyid Qutb. He visited America and was scandalized by our licentiousness. In the 1950s.

Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2019 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

289 What is it called when you eat the pie filling out of the can with your hands, sitting on the kitchen floor at 3am? Asking for myself.
Posted by: hogmartin at April 08, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)
---------------

Duff Goldman?

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 08, 2019 08:05 PM (WEBkv)

290 Also, I said check out the daughters, not anything more untoward.


However, it's gonna be WAY DIFFERENT for the sons when Buttiguy gets elected....

Posted by: a not totally anonymous sock at April 08, 2019 08:05 PM (ufFY8)

291 guessing that your well established reputation for actually kicking down the bedroom doors of some morons daughters leaves you especially open to criticism on this matter.
Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 08:04 PM (MTjB1)

You make an teensy error like this one time, and the Horde will never let you live it down. Like shelving incidents.

Posted by: Someguy at April 08, 2019 08:06 PM (mX8Vr)

292 285 Apple cobbler is superior to all other cobblers.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2019 08:05 PM (jXrK7)



"Apple..."

"...Cobbler."

- - Hell Is For Heroes

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2019 08:06 PM (zBaqJ)

293 I remember getting up before TV started and going to bed after TV ended.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 08, 2019 08:06 PM (jXrK7)

294 Sorry guys. When someone quotes your text they are addressing you, that's bs spin, I mean that's a Clinton line, the meaning of is, is. Maybe it was an attempt at humor. I guess I just assumed incorrectly that there were lines amongst friends that weren't crossed. Apparently not, it's just me I guess.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 08:06 PM (+/tGa)

295 pie
cobbler
crumble
bag of groceries

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 08:06 PM (MTjB1)

296 OT- Just a warning, don't watch that Auburn gymnast break both legs if you're squeamish.

Posted by: WeBoned! at April 08, 2019 08:06 PM (Vsh+M)

297 Nood. Donkey Chompers.

Posted by: Weasel at April 08, 2019 08:07 PM (MVjcR)

298 Oh no, I put it in the burn barrel along with the hazmat gear I wore to check out Patterico this morning.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 08, 2019 08:05 PM (NWiLs)
-----------

Wait, you survived both Patterico's trip down insanity lane and a bloated festering pustule of a sock?

You're made of much sterner stuff than I....

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at April 08, 2019 08:07 PM (WEBkv)

299 I have 2 front doors to be kicked down.

Posted by: Dr. Ford at April 08, 2019 08:07 PM (xTFXi)

300
What is it called when you eat the pie filling
out of the can with your hands, sitting on the kitchen floor at 3am?
Asking for myself.

Posted by: hogmartin at April 08, 2019 08:03 PM (t+qrx)

+++I've had drunk friends come over after Thanksgiving dinner and eat all of the left-overs in the refrigerator, who also thought they were doing it on the sly. So I am going to say, drunk.

Posted by: washrivergal at April 08, 2019 08:08 PM (Kcf2u)

301 Swalwell announces run for prez.

-
And his finger is on the trigger.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 08, 2019 08:08 PM (+y/Ru)

302 Sorry guys. When someone quotes your text they are addressing you, that's bs spin, I mean that's a Clinton line, the meaning of is, is. Maybe it was an attempt at humor. I guess I just assumed incorrectly that there were lines amongst friends that weren't crossed. Apparently not, it's just me I guess.
Posted by: Minnfidel at A



no one would have attributed it to you if you had not gone off on it.

there is nothing especially unique about nood comments.

there is no there there.

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 08:09 PM (MTjB1)

303 Who?
Posted by: washrivergal at April 08, 2019 08:03 PM (Kcf2u)


Swallowswell.

Posted by: Jewells45 at April 08, 2019 08:09 PM (dUJdY)

304 "Eh, cobbler is just disorganized pie."

But slightly more organized than a crumble.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at April 08, 2019 08:02 PM (I/iGu)

*prepares Five Year Pie Plan, with lots of pie charts*

Posted by: Miklos, from GOSPLAN (Dept. of Pie) at April 08, 2019 08:09 PM (zCyNd)

305 about the designation--do you think this will apply to the ass hole ah ex prez and his advisor?

I wish

Posted by: booknlass at April 08, 2019 08:09 PM (xIKXj)

306 ok you guys made me go up there and check out the whole thing

lol omg

oh dear oh dear

no Bander, I do think the explanation made it more funny?!?

lol come on Minn you were going back and forth and it was the Beginning of the Thread!

that RRREALLY escalated super quickly

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 08, 2019 08:10 PM (Rarvo)

307 F-105D 61-0069.
Tail code: RU
Nose art: Cherry Girl
Pilot: Capt. Larry D. Wiggins.
Call sign Hambone 03

On June 3, 1967 Hambone 03 engaged in air combat with a NVAF MiG-17. Capt. Wiggins managed to shoot the enemy plane down using the Thud's M-61 cannon and an AIM-9 Sidewinder.

Cherry Girl's nose art has an odd distinction as the art was ordered removed while in the combat theater. When the Thud was restored at Norton AFB in 1983, a few days after the unveiling the artwork was ordered removed again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2019 08:12 PM (DTlMm)

308 there is no there there.

Posted by: yankeeffifth at April 08, 2019 08:09 PM

Sure. Like I said, I expected something better. I was wrong. I can just quote someone and say I wasn't really addressing them and it's totes cool. Not one person has come to my defense so I guess it really is me. Sock on. Later.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 08:12 PM (+/tGa)

309 "Apple..."

"...Cobbler."

- - Hell Is For Heroes

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 08, 2019 08:06

Thanks. Couldn't remember where that scene was from.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 08, 2019 08:29 PM (22PUl)

310 When did Drudge turn into the on-line version of Weekly World News?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 08, 2019 07:53 PM (sy5kK)

--------

Somewhere along the way. He's a mega-douche, now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 08, 2019 08:36 PM (rGXx4)

311 Not going to highjack the nood above me. Like I said. Saying that someone wasn't addressing you when they quote you is a Clinton answer, in short, it's bullshit and you know it. I was merely was teasing people that nobody had called a nood. So making a joke about that makes it OK to joke about someone's kids because you didn't quote their hash, but quoted them and used a sock? Really? Not one person has a problem with that. With someone who's been here for years. I've never had an unkind word for a fellow moron. Not one person sees a problem with it. Like I said, maybe I am just humorless I guess. I don't mind crude humor, been known to work a bit blue myself. I guess another moron saying something about checking out your daughters is hilarious and totally cool because it was a sock and no hash was quoted! Awesome to know. I was wrong about things I guess. Later all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 08, 2019 08:42 PM (+/tGa)

312 Minnfidel, seriously, I meant nothing against you or your daughters. I riffed on a thing I thought was funny.

I am sorry you took it that way. I meant no harm.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at April 08, 2019 08:47 PM (fuK7c)

313
They're already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 08, 2019 07:29 PM (VWp7G)

They were eliminated at "Catchers and Pitchers report".

Posted by: Fox2! at April 08, 2019 08:47 PM (cBvzT)

314 That would backfire catastrophically. The Iranians don't want the Shah back, they just want the kleptocratic mullahs gone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 08, 2019 07:23 PM (wYseH)

Even if they kinda did, we don't need to prop up any more dictators. Let Iranians fight on their own for a while.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2019 09:09 PM (FTPn0)

315 Good. Trump has done a fantastic job EXCEPT for building the wall.

Posted by: P38J at April 08, 2019 09:36 PM (ua1m6)

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