Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong in the Russia Hoax

What a stupid dishonest cuck, parroting every corporate propaganda claim Jeff Zucker whispers in his ear.

CNN State of the Union host Jake Tapper poses as a Just the Facts Man, but his command of the facts vanished on Sunday. When Trump's chief of staff Mick Mulvaney said the " media got it wrong for so long" speculating on collusion in the Mueller investigation, Tapper offered the spit take that "I'm not sure what you're saying the media got wrong....Other than the people in the media on the left, not on this network, I don't know anybody who got anything wrong."

I think he's trying to throw Rachel Maddow under the bus with that "other than people in the media on the left" line. (What, Jake? CNN isn't on the left? Are you joking?)

Glenn Greenwald, Jimmy Dore, Michael Tracy and other leftwing Russia skeptics have predicted this move from the media, that they would claim that it was all Rachel Maddow's doing.

Blaming it all on a lesbian woman? How problematic. Why the cis white het privilege, Jake!

While Rachel Maddow was the worst, all of these people were doing the the same thing -- and they shouldn't be permitted to claim one single media figure is the scapegoat they'll sacrifice to absolve the tribe.

And note, he won't even name her in his scapegoating effort.

NewsBusters then notes all the oopsies CNN was guilty of, starting with:

On the facts, Tapper should at least know about CNN's whoppers, especially ones with his name on them. Let's recall Washington Post media blogger Erik Wemple noting Tapper and three others wrongly predicted what former FBI director James Comey would tell Congress that he didn't reassure Trump he wasn't under investigation. "CNN assigned four reporters to inaccurately predict testimony that was coming in a matter of hours." Wemple called that "stupid news."

Or:

Or CNN screwing up the dates on a WikiLeaks email to Donald Trump Jr. After hours of breathless hype smearing the president's son, CNN issued an on-air correction read by Manu Raju. The reporters however, faced no disciplinary action because, according to a spokewoman, they “followed the editorial standards process."

More examples at the link.



Check out this thread to see some of the more deranged proclamations from Rachel Maddow's mentor, Keith Olbermann.

No one talks about this brokedown old lunatic anymore, but it's worth remembering some of the deranged claims he made.

By the way, Maddow is still just making things up, and just like the supposed Fake News Exposers at CNN refused to call her out for the last two years, they will continue refusing to call her out.

Fake news and conspiracy theories aren't bad as long as they animated the Democrat base.



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1 st!

Posted by: weew at April 01, 2019 03:38 PM (EaEMG)

2 Sure.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 01, 2019 03:38 PM (ffYR/)

3 1

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2019 03:38 PM (GBteo)

4 dammit!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2019 03:38 PM (GBteo)

5 Amazing.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 01, 2019 03:38 PM (J+mig)

6 Jake Tapper is in love with himself and love IS blind.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 03:39 PM (bcbK8)

7 Also he masturbates with cheese wiz. I have photographic proof.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 03:39 PM (bcbK8)

8 Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong

We had a meticulous list to go thru before reporting:

Against Trump? Check.

Posted by: Cuck Tapper at April 01, 2019 03:40 PM (oTMWb)

9 Jake Clapper is a garbage human.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 01, 2019 03:40 PM (t6MX/)

10 Why is she harping on the fact that AG Barr is 68 years old?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 01, 2019 03:40 PM (JUOKG)

11 The sheer, unmitigating gall of these people is breathtaking.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 01, 2019 03:40 PM (J+mig)

12 Yeah that was... difficult to believe. I mean, its not like there isn't thousands of hours of footage out there proving him stupidly wrong or deliberately lying. Its one thing to defend your workplace but to say something so patently stupid and false is difficult to believe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 03:40 PM (39g3+)

13 Stoning a lesbian makes me hard.

Posted by: Puddin Head @ CNN at April 01, 2019 03:40 PM (2LelM)

14 What happened to taking the day off, Ace?

Posted by: Surfperch at April 01, 2019 03:40 PM (fkYmC)

15 Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong in the Russia Hoax"

*shrugs*

Yeah, he doesn't know. That's not exactly a surprise...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 03:41 PM (6qErC)

16 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at April 01, 2019 03:41 PM (uopCm)

17 For my birthday I bought a CNN Sucks Tee Shirt and Coffee Cup. The wife says I can't wear the Tee Shirt.

Posted by: Puddin Head @ CNN at April 01, 2019 03:41 PM (2LelM)

18 Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong in the Russia Hoax

I believe him. There are a ton of things he doesn't know.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2019 03:41 PM (N3Mch)

19 14 What happened to taking the day off, Ace?
Posted by: Surfperch at April 01, 2019 03:40 PM (fkYmC)

I think he wrote 3 or 4 posts this AM, then queued them up to auto post at certain times.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2019 03:41 PM (GBteo)

20 Other than the people in the media on the left, not on this network

This is a huge whopper too: claiming that CNN is "not on the left" or that there aren't people on the left at CNN. That's outrageous to the point Joe Isuzu is blushing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 03:41 PM (39g3+)

21 the only honest thing to come out of jake tapper is when he takes a shit. and that's debatable.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2019 03:42 PM (KP5rU)

22 CNN = Cucks Need Nuking.

Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2019 03:42 PM (5tb4C)

23 What happened to taking the day off, Ace?

Kicking Jake Tapper in the furry mangerines is entertainment for ace, not work

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 03:42 PM (39g3+)

24 Was there ever a time Jake Crapper wasn't a straight-up dishonest hack?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 01, 2019 03:42 PM (AM1GF)

25 Did he include Jug Ears as he did on the Sunday morning news show?.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2019 03:42 PM (BbGew)

26 Greenwald had to polish Tapper's knob a little,didn't want a mean dm.

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2019 03:42 PM (BXMxN)

27 THIS IS A PINEAPPLE!

Posted by: Someguy at April 01, 2019 03:43 PM (hmpNo)

28 I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong in the Russia Hoax besides the RUSSIA HOAX!!
fify

Posted by: dananjcon at April 01, 2019 03:43 PM (xqfqx)

29 Huh?!

Posted by: free tibet at April 01, 2019 03:43 PM (VP1E6)

30 Who? Me?

- OJ Simpson or Jake Tapper?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2019 03:44 PM (+y/Ru)

31 These people make certainty easy.

No need to question my own beliefs, because, well, just look at them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 03:44 PM (xfb67)

32 Who are you going to believe: My lying mouth, or my lying mouth lying about my lying mouth?

Posted by: The Media at April 01, 2019 03:44 PM (5tb4C)

33 I like Mulvaney's response to this groaner though

"That's fine, if that's your recollection of history, that's great."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 03:44 PM (39g3+)

34 22 CNN = Cucks Need Nuking.
Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2019 03:42 PM (5tb4C)

Endorsed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK8)

35 Here, the chyron accurately states Friday's news Mueller is "assisting" Barr w/ redactions. Meanwhile, @Maddow is falsely claiming the exact opposite:

MSNPC offers their "news" a la carte. That's what makes it so fun.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2019 03:44 PM (N3Mch)

36 CNN's next investigation: To find the REAL hoaxer.

Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2019 03:45 PM (5tb4C)

37 Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong

That's cause there was about two solid years of solid shit wrong, not a solitary thing.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at April 01, 2019 03:45 PM (e1q4h)

38 Yeah, they're going to regret throwing Madcow under the bus. Her nonviolent fans are merely deranged; the other ones...let's not contemplate it.

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at April 01, 2019 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

39 13 Stoning a lesbian makes me hard.
Posted by: Puddin Head @ CNN at April 01, 2019 03:40 PM (2LelM)

Come to Seattle or Portland. They're a dollar a dozen here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 03:45 PM (bcbK8)

40 I didn't realize Jake Tapper and James Clapper had a love child together.

Posted by: Augustine at April 01, 2019 03:45 PM (BDZWU)

41 Jake Clapper?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 03:45 PM (xfb67)

42 T-Clap.

Posted by: zombie at April 01, 2019 03:46 PM (5tb4C)

43 Was there ever a time Jake Crapper wasn't a straight-up dishonest hack?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 01, 2019 03:42 PM (AM1GF)


When he was crying after having been beaned 5 times to start the dodgeball game in 3rd grade.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2019 03:46 PM (N3Mch)

44 41 Jake Clapper?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 03:45 PM (xfb67)

Forget it, he's rolling.


(see, I do think Animal House is funny....just...evil)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 03:46 PM (bcbK8)

45 Kicking Jake Tapper in the furry mangerines is entertainment for ace, not work
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 03:42 PM (39g3+)

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Which is why he's been let go.

Jake Tapper is not only fair and professional, but also handsome and brilliant.

We at AoS can only strive to be like him, and fail, but would welcome him to slide into our DMs and give us some pointers.

And of course, as always, he's welcome to our wives.

Posted by: AoS, Now Brought To You By Salem Media at April 01, 2019 03:46 PM (AzW6q)

46 Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong in the Russia Hoax"

*shrugs*

Yeah, he doesn't know. That's not exactly a surprise...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 03:41 PM (6qErC)

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He is just weasel wording because the report has not been released yet, so no one can "know" anything yet. Once it comes out with the redactions it needs by law, he will still say the redactions are proof no one "knows".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 01, 2019 03:46 PM (ffYR/)

47 If you happily reported on a hoax, how could the reporting be right?

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at April 01, 2019 03:47 PM (e1q4h)

48 40 I didn't realize Jake Tapper and James Clapper had a love child together.
Posted by: Augustine at April 01, 2019 03:45 PM (BDZWU)

They had Alyssa Milano carry it to term.*


*(Mr. Kurtz voice: "The horror. The horror.")

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at April 01, 2019 03:47 PM (RD7QR)

49 Strange, exotic fruits you should try:

Brian Stelter

Posted by: Puddin Head @ CNN at April 01, 2019 03:47 PM (2LelM)

50 Not sure citing idiots like Greenwald et al actually helps the point any.


The point stands on its own. It's not just that the media "got it wrong" - that grossly under- and mis-states the problem.


The entire thing, from the get-go, was obviously ridiculous, and was debunked by common sense, universally known facts, and a tiny bit of thinking.


For those needing others' help, a handful of online analysts and Cong. Nunes debunked every element of everything very quickly.


And until the appointment of a special counsel contrary to statute and regulations (no predicate crime), and the FISA and counter-intel abuse and crimes are fully aired and prosecuted, the scandal *continues* to grow.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2019 03:47 PM (QDnY+)

51 Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong

That's cause there was about two solid years of solid shit wrong, not a solitary thing."

Thus we rate his claim as... TRUE!

/facts'r'us

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 03:48 PM (6qErC)

52 Tucker Carlson should send Jake Tapper a box of donuts Desert Storm-Era MREs.

Posted by: Hands at April 01, 2019 03:48 PM (786Ro)

53

Fake Fapper uses the Soledad O'Prison earpiece. Guaranteed to have all the facts at your fingertips.

Correct or not. Mostly not.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (zBaqJ)

54 Would that be Known Liar James Clapper?

He's lied to Congress.
He's lied to the media.
Think I'm past the point or trusting (or caring about) what James Clapper says.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (W+vEI)

55 ECONOMIC CALAMITY RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (Tnijr)

56 We were totally on point in our targeting of Trump and half of America.
We are not enemies of the people because we got it all right.
Oh the walls are closing in on Trump.

Posted by: This is CNN at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (pw+jk)

57 Greenwald had to polish Tapper's knob a little,didn't want a mean dm.

Probably got five anyway

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (39g3+)

58 Tapper is including ABC, CBS and NBC , Washington Post, NY Times and the dozens of other MSM print news and mags in his claim .

He's delusional.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (qB3GS)

59 jake tapper. does that mean he has carnal relations with young tom turkeys?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (KP5rU)

60 52 Tucker Carlson should send Jake Tapper a box of donuts Desert Storm-Era MREs.
Posted by: Hands at April 01, 2019 03:48 PM (786Ro)



One con-DOM... used.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (zBaqJ)

61 Jake Clapper: I don't Even Know What the Media Getting Something Right Looks Like

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (xfb67)

62 Evidently you can have social misfits but not sexual misfits according to Search Engine.

Posted by: Puddin Head @ CNN at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (2LelM)

63 If you happily reported on a hoax, how could the reporting be right?"

If this is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (6qErC)

64 I feel like they are daring Trump to read incorrect predictions made on CNN by "reporters." Trump should read those quotes in the Rose Garden.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (wGbBR)

65
I can sorta see what Fapper's getting at since it was their intent to completely and totally fabricate a lie to try to get PDT thrown out of office. So, they really didn't get anything wrong because they were lying from the beginning. They never stopped and still haven't. And apparently have no intention of stopping lying.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 01, 2019 03:50 PM (HaL55)

66 >>Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong


CNN/Ken Delinian got the 'Trump Jr. got WikiLeaks advance of hacked DNC emails' wrong.
He insisted he had 2 sources.
Uh huh, sure he did.

Trump's lawyer Cohen never went to Prague.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2019 03:51 PM (W+vEI)

67 Stoning a lesbian makes me hard.
Posted by: Puddin Head @ CNN at April 01, 2019 03:40 PM (2LelM)

Come to Seattle or Portland. They're a dollar a dozen here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 03:45 PM (bcbK


Stoned and stoning. We got it all here in the PacNW.
But our bullpen sucks.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2019 03:51 PM (0tfLf)

68 I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone In the Nazi Party Did Wrong in WWII"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2019 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)

69 Well, in Jake's case, when you're married to a woman who's an executive with Baby Murder, Inc., you believe that heartbeat in a woman's womb is a sad bag of tissue.

So, of course Jake doesn't believe the Clinton/Community Newz Network lies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

70 I believe Jake. I think he really is that dumb.

Posted by: Budman at April 01, 2019 03:52 PM (+Ti4V)

71 62 Evidently you can have social misfits but not sexual misfits according to Search Engine.
Posted by: Puddin Head @ CNN at April 01, 2019 03:49 PM (2LelM)

So where do I get me a good-looking sexual misfit? Ask for a friend.

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at April 01, 2019 03:52 PM (RD7QR)

72 CNN/Ken Delinian got the 'Trump Jr. got WikiLeaks advance of hacked DNC emails' wrong.
He insisted he had 2 sources.

-
Shot and Chaser?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2019 03:52 PM (+y/Ru)

73 None of these lied bastards can give this up, not fkin one has said I was wrong there isn't any collusion with Russia.

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2019 03:52 PM (BbGew)

74 "CNN assigned four reporters to inaccurately predict testimony that was
coming in a matter of hours." Wemple called that "stupid news."


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It's not stupid; it's smart propaganda and it's called anchoring bias. The first thing you hear is what you tend to believe, even in the face of evidence to the contrary.

Posted by: I like cookies at April 01, 2019 03:52 PM (xxAFD)

75 I'd also like to believe that if someone was compromised by a foreign government, they wouldn't let him be US President for 3 f'ing years before they took him down.

But, I maybe giving the government too much cordite.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 03:52 PM (xfb67)

76 Communist > Community

GAH

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

77 "Spades? ... Spades? ... Spades?..."

Posted by: Ben Stein - Economics Teacher at April 01, 2019 03:53 PM (786Ro)

78 The MSM is so deranged they are starting to believe their own BS - how sad (for them hilarious for us)

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 01, 2019 03:53 PM (fu5v9)

79 Why is she harping on the fact that AG Barr is 68 years old?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

............

Mueller is 74!

She's really losing it.. She's watching her hopes and dreams of Trump going to jail for the last 2 years circling down the drain.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 01, 2019 03:53 PM (so+oy)

80 Tapper's hard hitting investigative reportin' with a chubby, middle-aged, washed-up pornstar on the characteristics of the president's penis should get him no less than a Peabody.

Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2019 03:53 PM (2Mnv1)

81 Don Lemon alone should be good for at least a dozen incorrect reports and at least a dozen more editorial opinions that pointed toward collusion.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 01, 2019 03:53 PM (qB3GS)

82 Heard DiGenova's wife on the radio today calling Clapper the "dumbest" of the conspirators. Funny, but arguable. Strzok, Brennan, Comey - none of these people are "intelligent" in any meaningful sense. In fact they're perfect examples of the cretinization of the Beltway. A national and int'l disaster that Trump's unexpected rise might not be able to affect in just eight years.


Not talking about character, or weirdness - on those scores all these small people are odious freaks, obviously. Just their revealed brain-power. This is the sort of dumb "elite" type the Clinton years brought to DC. There's always been a bell curve and some dummies, but the Clinton years saw mediocrity become the standard.

Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2019 03:53 PM (QDnY+)

83 68 I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone In the Nazi Party Did Wrong in WWII"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2019 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)

Invading russia. Deprioritizing gypsies for jews.

Posted by: Someguy at April 01, 2019 03:53 PM (hmpNo)

84 In their mind, the only thing they "got wrong" was that they underestimated Donnie TwoScoops.

They fully expected him to fold like any "typical" Republican would have.

Posted by: DocJ at April 01, 2019 03:54 PM (fF3XF)

85
Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong

You would think that someone who says that would then run down a list of things they got right to support their claim.But he doesn't.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 01, 2019 03:54 PM (TAmPV)

86 Educate me. Is Tapper the guy neverTrumpers insist is a straight shooter?
What's up with Jimmy Acosta. Has he done any imbecilic shrieking lately?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 01, 2019 03:54 PM (JgA4k)

87 The MSM is so deranged they are starting to believe their own BS - how sad (for them hilarious for us)

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at April 01, 2019 03:53 PM (fu5v9)


It truly is a thing to behold, watching Joe Scarborough going more insane every single day on live TV.

That's what I call good television!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 03:54 PM (ptqGC)

88 I believe Jake. I think he really is that dumb.
Posted by: Budman at April 01, 2019 03:52 PM (+Ti4V)

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Solid bet. TV news anchor is the profession with the lowest intelligence. Seriously, there are many of them who would struggle running one of those cash registers that has the pictures on it for illiterate workers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2019 03:55 PM (AzW6q)

89 80 He will win a Pulitzer for uncovering Trump's mushroom head dick....

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2019 03:55 PM (BXMxN)

90 It's not stupid; it's smart propaganda and it's called anchoring bias. The first thing you hear is what you tend to believe, even in the face of evidence to the contrary.
Posted by: I like cookies

..............

Lenin said: A lie told often enough becomes the truth.

Exactly what they are doing.

And.. if they can get one of their buddies at another network to echo the same story, they start a feedback loop.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 01, 2019 03:55 PM (so+oy)

91 82 Heard DiGenova's wife on the radio today calling Clapper the "dumbest" of the conspirators. Funny, but arguable. Strzok, Brennan, Comey - none of these people are "intelligent" in any meaningful sense.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2019 03:53 PM (QDnY+)

Brennan. Dumber than a bag of hammers. Almost Sally Kohn-level of dumbness.

Posted by: DocJ at April 01, 2019 03:55 PM (fF3XF)

92 Mika defended Biden today calling his antics "being too flirtatious and affectionate"

WITH LITTLE CHILDREN

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 03:55 PM (39g3+)

93 Didn't we just learn that it was Clapper and McCain who got the Trump dossier inserted into IC and shopped around to the media?

This guy isn't a bystander, he's the one who made sure Comey mentioned it to Trump in a meeting so that CNN and others could then report on the dossier's existence.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2019 03:56 PM (W+vEI)

94 "I don't know anybody who got anything wrong."

So {the walls are closing in on the Trump administration}! Is that what you're saying?


{insert talking point here}

**repeat ad nauseum**

Posted by: Adriane the Morose Critic ... at April 01, 2019 03:57 PM (LPnfS)

95 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2019 03:57 PM (IXZGh)

96

Educate me. Is Tapper the guy neverTrumpers insist is a straight shooter?

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If only that was all. The Conservative Media Ecosystem™ is slavishly devoted to Tapper. It's like a HS girl crushing on the quarterback. It's unseemly.

Every single impulse these people have to cuck out for the Left is amplified by an order of magnitude when Jake Tapper's in play.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2019 03:57 PM (AzW6q)

97 92; so did the view, i'm told. skanky assed hobags.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2019 03:58 PM (KP5rU)

98
Mika defended Biden today calling his antics "being too flirtatious and affectionate"


Yeah, Meggie Mac and the crones on The View defended him, too. Meggie: "I've known him forever.....blah....blah....blah...." and "Don't sent me tweets and emails!" she yelled at the television audience.

He's strictly harmless, sez Ms. Strictly Dickly.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

99 Solid bet. TV news anchor is the profession with the lowest intelligence.

Again I have to plug Broadcast News with William Hurt, Albert Brooks, and Holly Hunter. Exactly what that movie is about. The dumb pretty guy who's good on camera gets ahead while the hard working smart investigative reporter loses the girl to him and doesn't get promoted.

I know you care about him. I've never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't take it wrong when I tell you that I believe that Tom, while a very nice guy, is the Devil.

What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around? Nobody is going to be taken in if he has a long, red, pointy tail. No. I'm semi-serious here. He will look attractive and he will be nice and helpful and he will get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation and he will never do an evil thing... he will just bit by little bit lower standards where they are important. Just coax along flash over substance... Just a tiny bit. And he will talk about all of us really being salesmen. And he'll get all the great women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 03:58 PM (39g3+)

100 In Clintonian doublespeak ... true, they did not get a SINGLE thing wrong. All wrong things were in multiples, built on multiple things wrong. But 473 wrongs don't make a right.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 01, 2019 03:58 PM (Cus5s)

101
Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong

Given that he's not talking about reporting the truth of anything, but in sticking to Teh Narrative That Trump Must Go, then yeah, nobody in Progda dared to stray from it for a nanosecond.

Psychos tend to concoct pretty extravagant excuses for their actions and tend to talk about their own things inside their heads, not any outer truth. We're seeing this in action. Sad.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 01, 2019 03:58 PM (HaL55)

102 Don't sent me tweets and emails!

Don't send me facts and correct my delusions!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 03:59 PM (39g3+)

103 And.. if they can get one of their buddies at another network to echo the same story, they start a feedback loop.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 01, 2019 03:55 PM (so+oy)


Yup. It's true because so many other reporters have said the same thing. It's true because I've heard it so many times. It's true because I don't want to change my opinion from what I heard first. They know exactly what they're doing.

Posted by: I like cookies at April 01, 2019 03:59 PM (xxAFD)

104 It looks like the character of Ted Baxter in the Mary Tyler Moore Show exaggerated the intelligence of TV news people.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 01, 2019 03:59 PM (JgA4k)

105 Not even half of the 500,000 people who watch him actually believed that.

Posted by: LASue at April 01, 2019 03:59 PM (XROPS)

106 Jake Owens > Jake from State Farm > Jake Breaking >> Jake Tapper

Posted by: DocJ at April 01, 2019 03:59 PM (fF3XF)

107 Jake Tapper is definitely alt right, the movement I started btw.

Posted by: Bean Shapiro at April 01, 2019 03:59 PM (zmPFY)

108
Well, if CNN issued a retraction and scrubbed their site of the original report then the reporting isn't wrong....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2019 03:59 PM (veoSD)

109 It truly is a thing to behold, watching Joe Scarborough going more insane every single day on live TV.

That's what I call good television!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 03:54 PM (ptqGC)

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It is until you realize how many millions a year JoeMika are being paid to allow us to watch their descent. Then it just gets depressing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 01, 2019 03:59 PM (ffYR/)

110 I disagree that "Maddow is the worst."

She's not a news person - she's an opinion person. She's wrong about everything that she doesn't flat-out make up and she invents "facts" to suit her agenda, but you know where Maddow stands because she tells you up front and repeatedly precisely where that is.

Our good opinion people - like Tucker - don't do all they lying but like Maddow they're also not news people. A lot more can be forgiven from an opinion person than from a news person.

Maddow's not the worst, she's just talking her book. The "news" desks at places like (MS)NBC, CNN, Bezo's Blog, NYT, etc. are *far* worse than Maddow. At least she isn't pretending to be a straight-shooter who deals in objective truth. These other people do claim that, and this makes their actions worse than Maddow's.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2019 04:00 PM (I2dne)

111 Blaming it all on a lesbian woman? How problematic.

WTF!

He's very heterosexual, you bigot!!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2019 04:00 PM (veds3)

112
Yeah, Meggie Mac and the crones on The View defended him, too. Meggie: "I've known him forever.....blah....blah....blah...." and "Don't sent me tweets and emails!" she yelled at the television audience.
He's strictly harmless, sez Ms. Strictly Dickly.


Meggie Mac's hair must smell like s**t

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at April 01, 2019 04:00 PM (TAmPV)

113 OT: After RLM's discussion of The Rocketeer, I've been listening to James Horner's score.

It really is good.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 04:00 PM (bcbK8)

114 When you're at CNN, home of Tater and Mario Cuomo's dumber son, Tapped Out seems downright....ummmm......

*brain fog*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

115 The Greg Gutfield monologue posted on Twatter was epic. The Rocky Madcow part was hysterical.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2019 04:01 PM (IXZGh)

116 Tapper makes my titties hard and milky.

Posted by: Bean Shapiro at April 01, 2019 04:01 PM (zmPFY)

117 That Harry Potter kid is one crappy journalist. But good to see he got his scar fixed.

Posted by: J.K. Rowling at April 01, 2019 04:01 PM (FJYfm)

118 114 When you're at CNN, home of Tater and Mario Cuomo's dumber son, Tapped Out seems downright....ummmm......

*brain fog*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

Wholesome? Scandalous? Cherry-flavored?

Posted by: Someguy at April 01, 2019 04:02 PM (hmpNo)

119 Another seat in the clown car?

https://bit.ly/2WB9VxD

And you thought Buttplug was bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2019 04:03 PM (+y/Ru)

120 I'll take Retards In The Media for $1000, Alex

Posted by: Wolf 'Blitzed' Blitzer at April 01, 2019 04:03 PM (RKQ/v)

121 >>She's not a news person - she's an opinion person. She's wrong about everything that she doesn't flat-out make up and she invents "facts" to suit her agenda, but you know where Maddow stands because she tells you up front and repeatedly precisely where that is.


Fair point: she is commentary.

Like Alex Jones.

Who has banned from everything while Maddow has been paid $10 million a year to frighten make her viewers by telling them that Russia will remotely shut down the Fargo electric grid during a polar vortex.

W.T. actual F?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2019 04:03 PM (W+vEI)

122 The intelligence of the media.Remember the Chinese flight crew names?How many times has a Stern fan gotten on the air to say "Baba Booey"?

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2019 04:03 PM (BXMxN)

123 Just about everything Horner has done for soundtracks is wonderful. Zimmer and Williams get more attention but his work is phenomenal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:03 PM (39g3+)

124 Sounds to me like Jake Tapper is actually Jake Tappee.

Posted by: ... at April 01, 2019 04:04 PM (AhcRI)

125 I'll take Retards In The Media for $1000, Alex
Posted by: Wolf 'Blitzed' Blitzer at April 01, 2019 04:03 PM (RKQ/v)
++++++++++
That would take the entirety of normal, double *and* final Jeopardy for at least a couple of weeks...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2019 04:04 PM (I2dne)

126 I think Jake likes his paycheck and isn't going to do anything that endangers it, because wandering too far from the party line might endanger his employability anywhere else in the Sinistrosphere.

He just follows orders, as they used to say.

Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:04 PM (8erNz)

127 I saw Retards in the Media open for Lobo at the Garden in '72.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2019 04:05 PM (0tfLf)

128 CNN is so super cereal you can't say "boobs" on air, but by gawd you can chuckle constantly about "tea baggers." I'm looking at you Brooke Baldwin and Andi Cooper.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

129 Who was the guy that said, "(_________) never heard of him?"

That's the same stupid as Tapper having no idea the media and his own crew got everything massively, embarrassingly wrong.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 01, 2019 04:05 PM (jUVms)

130 My warm and cleansing offer is still on the table...

Posted by: Arthur Brown at April 01, 2019 04:05 PM (l8gTz)

131 Even the most obsequious media imbeciles must realize any Republican anywhere would have been hounded out of office for behaving like Biden.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 01, 2019 04:06 PM (JgA4k)

132 Fair point: she is commentary.

Like Alex Jones.

Who has banned from everything while Maddow has been paid $10 million a year to frighten make her viewers by telling them that Russia will remotely shut down the Fargo electric grid during a polar vortex.

W.T. actual F?
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2019 04:03 PM (W+vEI)
+++++++++++
She's aligned with the censors and preaches the right line so no harm will come to her.

As we have seen through Smollett, Cosko, AntiFa actions, etc. ad naseum is that being a #Resister is the surest way to immunity.

It ain't right, but it sure as hell is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2019 04:06 PM (I2dne)

133 Wholesome? Scandalous? Cherry-flavored?"

Lemon blueberry...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 04:06 PM (6qErC)

134 Loving you is easy cause you're beautiful
Makin' love with you is all I wanna do
la la la la la, la la la la la
Do do do do do, ooh

Posted by: Jake Fapper singing to the mirror while shaving at April 01, 2019 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

135 131 I don't know what you are talking about.
Ralph "Coonman" Northam

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2019 04:06 PM (BXMxN)

136

That would take the entirety of normal, double *and* final Jeopardy for at least a couple of weeks...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2019 04:04 PM (I2dne)

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I'll take "Anchors Who Wear Rubber Pants" for $200, Alex.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2019 04:06 PM (AzW6q)

137 Don Lemon believes a black hole swallowed the Malaysian Air jet.

They're a SERIOUS news organization.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

138 The reporters however, faced no disciplinary action because, according to a spokewoman, they followed the editorial standards process.


and there it is.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:07 PM (touVE)

139 I'll take "Anchors Who Wear Rubber Pants" for $200, Alex.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2019 04:06 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++++
I'll take "Male anchors who wear edible underpants for $1000, Alex. That's the limit though - I have a small budget this week."

Posted by: Shep! at April 01, 2019 04:07 PM (I2dne)

140 Jake Fapper singing to the mirror while shaving"

Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go 'round...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 04:08 PM (6qErC)

141 I'll take "Anchors Who Wear Rubber Pants" for $200, Alex.

Did you mean the category "Condom Catheters In The Media"?

Posted by: Alex Trebek, Voice Of Your Lifetime at April 01, 2019 04:08 PM (8erNz)

142 Don Lemon believes a black hole swallowed the Malaysian Air jet.

They're a SERIOUS news organization.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


If anything, it'd be a wormhole, NOT a black hole.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2019 04:08 PM (UE8f6)

143 Only thing they got wrong was their was NO COLLUSION! Now lets talk about groper joe.

Posted by: raimondo at April 01, 2019 04:09 PM (eSA3Z)

144 The reporters however, faced no disciplinary action because, according to a spokewoman, they followed the editorial standards process.


and there it is.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:07 PM (touVE)
+++++++++++++
"It doesn't matter how much we lie or how wrong we are, as long as we follow procedures."

When did the press become a government agency?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2019 04:09 PM (I2dne)

145 https://goo.gl/dVqVqu
**********

Supreme Court Will Take Up Case Of Citizenship Question On 2020 Census

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 01, 2019 04:09 PM (BqBId)

146 It bugs me that low IQ clowns can make seven figure incomes in return for being imbeciles on air.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 01, 2019 04:09 PM (JgA4k)

147 spokewoman"

Wherewoman?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 04:09 PM (6qErC)

148 140 Jake Fapper singing to the mirror while shaving"

Fat bottom girls you make the rockin world go 'round...


While Ana Navarro sings "All about that Bass" in the shower in the next room?

Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:10 PM (8erNz)

149 I know you care about him. I've never seen you like this about anyone, so please don't take it wrong when I tell you that I believe that Tom, while a very nice guy, is the Devil. "

I'm more of a Robot Devil, really.

But I do a good song and dance!

https://tinyurl.com/y32evj66

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2019 04:10 PM (Kpl3J)

150 It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:10 PM (touVE)

151 If anything, it'd be a wormhole, NOT a black hole.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2019 04:08 PM (UE8f6)

Front hole or back hole?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 01, 2019 04:10 PM (JgA4k)

152 "Well, I'm glad that more and more people are choosing to cut their cable subscriptions and move to streaming options."
-Jeff Zucker

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 01, 2019 04:10 PM (ANN96)

153

and there it is.

The Editorial Standard is: Trump Must Go By Any Means Necessary. Lying, Cheating or Stealing, Even Displaying Mental Illness by Denying Reality, Just Do It.

So yeah, they never violated any of it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 01, 2019 04:10 PM (HaL55)

154 Trump totally did it but that's not important now let's forget this whole thing ever happened and move on to the story about the democrat candidate that left wingers don't like

Posted by: raimondo at April 01, 2019 04:10 PM (AzW6q)

155 The reporters however, faced no disciplinary action because, according to a spokewoman, they followed the editorial standards process.


and there it is.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:07 PM (touVE)


And by editorial process they mean anything that comes out of their ass is legit.

Posted by: DR.WTF at April 01, 2019 04:10 PM (aS1PU)

156 Don Lemon believes a black hole swallowed the Malaysian Air jet.



They're a SERIOUS news organization.

Posted by: Jane D'oh





If anything, it'd be a wormhole, NOT a black hole.





Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2019 04:08 PM (UE8f6)


Cthulhu is more likely.

Posted by: I like cookies at April 01, 2019 04:10 PM (xxAFD)

157 Jake should take his mouth off Zucker's Johnson.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2019 04:10 PM (VkWRL)

158 Only thing they got wrong was their was NO COLLUSION!


*facepalm*

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:11 PM (touVE)

159 Clapper wears an armor of inarticulate gobbledy gook. In any interview or testimony he just spins out ungrammatical nonsense with some insinuation that Orange Man Bad. On review, it just evaporates into gibberish. Must be a special spook skill.

Brennan on the other hand went right there and just called Trump a traitor based on supposed "evidence."

Liars, fools, or both.
There is no fourth choice.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at April 01, 2019 04:11 PM (SqopC)

160 146 It bugs me that low IQ clowns can make seven figure incomes in return for being imbeciles on air.

People are making seven figures for doing toy reviews on Youtube.

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to figure out something you can do on camera that will make you rich. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds....*hisssssssss*.

Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:11 PM (8erNz)

161 They aren't fooling anyone with this who dat shit.

Do they really think the viewers weren't paying attention for two years.

Posted by: Marcus T at April 01, 2019 04:12 PM (VkWRL)

162 Supreme Court Will Take Up Case Of Citizenship Question On 2020 Census
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 01, 2019 04:09 PM (BqBId)
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Isn't there only way to rule on this? The census is required by the constitution for the purpose of divvying up representatives. Non-citizens are not entitled to representation. Determining representation requires a count of citizens. As we have non-citizens in residence, we must ask.

Given how obvious this seems, I expect that it will be shot down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2019 04:12 PM (I2dne)

163 156 Don Lemon believes a black hole swallowed the Malaysian Air jet.

His?

Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:12 PM (8erNz)

164 145 https://goo.gl/dVqVqu
**********

Supreme Court Will Take Up Case Of Citizenship Question On 2020 Census
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 01, 2019 04:09 PM (BqBId)

============

So, how will this end?

9-0 smackdown. RBG writes the opinion, "This was standard practice for decades. Y'all stupid."

5-4 win. Kavanaugh writes the opinion, "Fuck, you people are dumb."

4-5 loss. Roberts writes the opinion. "It's a tax!"

0-9 loss. Thomas writes the opinion. "Please, release my family."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 01, 2019 04:12 PM (ANN96)

165 It bugs me that low IQ clowns can make seven figure incomes in return for being imbeciles on air.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at April 01, 2019 04:09 PM (JgA4k)

If there was ever a class of odious rich people that could make me reconsider the merits of wealth redistribution, it'd be the modern media. They get paid so much to produve so little that it's an insult to everyone who puts in a day's honest work.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 01, 2019 04:12 PM (J+mig)

166 Cthulhuhole?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 04:12 PM (6qErC)

167 Whoever socks as rainman, bravo. Just trying to type gibberish like that would make my head hurt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:12 PM (touVE)

168 The spokes are coming off!

Posted by: Spokewoman at April 01, 2019 04:13 PM (786Ro)

169 Clapper or Tapper?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2019 04:13 PM (AB9tT)

170 Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to figure out something you can do on camera that will make you rich. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds....*hisssssssss*.
Posted by: JEM


Adult toys!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2019 04:13 PM (UE8f6)

171 Jake Clapper: I don't know a single thing that Baghdad Bob got wrong.

Posted by: vivi at April 01, 2019 04:13 PM (11H2y)

172 142 Don Lemon believes a black hole swallowed the Malaysian Air jet.

They're a SERIOUS news organization.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



he does not so much believe that the black hole swallowed the jet as the jet irrumatioed the black hole, well, at least that is what his demonstration with the model suggested.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:13 PM (MTjB1)

173
Imagine if Fake News CNN was around during Charles Lindbergh.

Then magine CNN covering the Lindbergh Baby kidnapping. Now imagine if Charles Lindbergh never even had a baby and CNN saying they got nothing wrong about the Lindbergh Baby kidnapping.

That's what this is like.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 01, 2019 04:13 PM (y9jfe)

174 Determining representation requires a count of citizens. As we have non-citizens in residence, we must ask.


One could easily argue that they are "Indians not taxed".

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:14 PM (touVE)

175
It bugs me that low IQ clowns can make seven figure incomes in return for being imbeciles on air.

Yep, #metoo. I now regret wanting to learn a useful trade where I made things that helped other people have better lives, like medical equipment. Only to have it taken away from me for no good reason.

I was an imbecile for doing that when I could've just lied my way into becoming a millionaire.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 01, 2019 04:14 PM (HaL55)

176 So these clowns can all get ISO 9000 certification!

It doesn't matter if our procedures suck or if what we do is wrong.

So long as we can reproduce the same results again and again and again!

And man, they CAN and do!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 01, 2019 04:14 PM (37IEG)

177 173
Imagine if Fake News CNN was around during Charles Lindbergh.

Then imagine CNN covering the Lindbergh Baby kidnapping. Now imagine if Charles Lindbergh never even had a baby and CNN saying they got nothing wrong about the Lindbergh Baby kidnapping.

That's what this is like.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 01, 2019 04:13 PM (y9jfe)

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Well, with less outright Nazi loving from the principals. Lindbergh loved him some Nazis.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 01, 2019 04:14 PM (ANN96)

178 It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. - Upton Sinclair

And he knew that better than most because some of what he wrote was because he knew he'd get massacred for telling the truth about it

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:15 PM (39g3+)

179 Now that you mentioned it, it's stunning how much she reminds me of Olbermann. The dripping condescension, absolute convinced of the "logic" of their fact-free opinions.

Even before Olbermann went political, I couldn't stand to watch him on SportCenter. Every day during baseball season, he harangued MLB about the OBVIOUSLY juiced baseballs. And MLB had the temerity to deny it! Five minutes of actual journalism would have told him it was the players who were juiced, but hey, don't argue with Keith's lazy genius by injecting facts.

Similarly, I watched the Maddow tape, and even if you turn the sound down, you're still overcome by the smug. And she was SO SURE she was right about everything!

Posted by: Ted K. at April 01, 2019 04:15 PM (FJYfm)

180 Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong in the Russia Hoax

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"We are effectively at war with Russia!" - Keith Olbermann.

Posted by: RKae at April 01, 2019 04:15 PM (gpZas)

181 So, how will this end?

9-0 smackdown. RBG writes the opinion, "This was standard practice for decades. Y'all stupid."

5-4 win. Kavanaugh writes the opinion, "Fuck, you people are dumb."

4-5 loss. Roberts writes the opinion. "It's a tax!"

0-9 loss. Thomas writes the opinion. "Please, release my family."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 01, 2019 04:12 PM (ANN96)

I'm feeling lucky. 6-3 Stephen Breyer writes the opinion, something to look respectable and independent.

Posted by: Someguy at April 01, 2019 04:15 PM (hmpNo)

182 80
Tapper's hard hitting investigative reportin' with a chubby,
middle-aged, washed-up pornstar on the characteristics of the
president's penis should get him no less than a Peabody.


Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2019 03:53 PM (2Mnv1)

Was it not CNN who gave the porn star's mouthpiece a daily airing?
Right? The had CPL on every night for a year. Wanna talk about that Jake?


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at April 01, 2019 04:16 PM (ymnmz)

183 171 Jake Clapper: I don't know a single thing that Baghdad Bob got wrong.
Posted by: vivi at April 01, 2019 04:13 PM (11H2y)

You know, I miss ol' Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2019 04:16 PM (GBteo)

184

I was an imbecile for doing that when I could've just lied my way into becoming a millionaire.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 01, 2019 04:14 PM (HaL55)

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Well... take comfort in one thing, BB.

Every single one of these people had to take a shot in the mouth for their jobs, including the dudes.

So at least you didn't have to do that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2019 04:16 PM (AzW6q)

185 One could easily argue that they are "Indians not taxed".
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:14 PM (touVE)
+++++++++++++
If they want to prove the tribe to which they belong and gain status in the applicable Indian nation, they're welcome to try. They'll find getting US citizenship to be a much easier exercise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2019 04:16 PM (I2dne)

186 Adult toys!

I suspect it's been done, but probably not on Youtube. However, searching 'pocket pussy' on Amazon produces numerous products probably in need of review.

Do not combine with this:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00XC9ANTE/

Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:16 PM (8erNz)

187 175
It bugs me that low IQ clowns can make seven figure incomes in return for being imbeciles on air.

Yep, #metoo. I now regret wanting to learn a useful trade where I made things that helped other people have better lives, like medical equipment. Only to have it taken away from me for no good reason.

I was an imbecile for doing that when I could've just lied my way into becoming a millionaire.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 01, 2019 04:14 PM (HaL55)

Yep. Apparently almost all my life choices have been wrong wrong wrong.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)

188 You know, I miss ol' Baghdad Bob.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2019 04:16 PM (GBteo)


He's probably a producer on Mornin' Murderin' Joe.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:17 PM (ptqGC)

189 Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong in the Russia Hoax


And another thing --

It wasn't a "hoax". It was a FLAT OUT corrupt, tyrannical attempt to unseat a legitimately elected POTUS.

A lot of Bigfoot videos are hoaxes. Fooling people that your house is haunted is a hoax.

This was not a hoax.

Posted by: Hands at April 01, 2019 04:17 PM (786Ro)

190 181
So, how will this end?

9-0 smackdown. RBG writes the opinion, "This was standard practice for decades. Y'all stupid."

5-4 win. Kavanaugh writes the opinion, "Fuck, you people are dumb."

4-5 loss. Roberts writes the opinion. "It's a tax!"

0-9 loss. Thomas writes the opinion. "Please, release my family."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 01, 2019 04:12 PM (ANN96)

I'm feeling lucky. 6-3 Stephen Breyer writes the opinion, something to look respectable and independent.


Posted by: Someguy at April 01, 2019 04:15 PM (hmpNo)


9-0 Opinion with Chuck Norris blood using Smaug's talon as a quill on parchment made from balrog hide!

Posted by: Notorious RBG at April 01, 2019 04:17 PM (ymnmz)

191 That Harry Potter kid is one crappy journalist. But good to see he got his scar fixed.
Posted by: J.K. Rowling


It's not a scar. It's a gay hole. I'm surprised you missed that opportunity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2019 04:17 PM (veds3)

192 There is plenty of historical precedence for this.

On the Left.

In the run -up to the US joining in on WWII, at first all the Hollywood Bolsheviks parroted the Commie party line, and were all about brother socialists in the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, and were against the US helping Great Britain.

Then, after the beginning of Barbarossa, they did a 180 degree flip on this. Many necks snapped in the process.

And then, after Stalin died, the famous (infamous) 20th Party Congress denounced the excesses of Stalin. Many American Bolsheviks also got whiplash in the process of the wild turn of events.

So yeah, whether he has a Party card or not, all these guys exhibit the classic memory hole mentality of the classic Leftist - Communist of the 20th Century.

And fuck Tapper, in particular. What a smarmy liar.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 01, 2019 04:17 PM (vcOmj)

193 188 Former special counsel Robert Mueller "exhausted" his investigation into President Donald Trump's non-existent Russia collusion in December 2017, but kept the investigation going for more than a year even though he was warned that he was impeding President Trump's inability to govern the United States of America.
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 01, 2019 04:17 PM (X+q7f)

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Because he's a straight shooter who only wanted to get to the bottom of the collusion question!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 01, 2019 04:17 PM (ANN96)

194 Yep. Apparently almost all my life choices have been wrong wrong wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)

Well, some recent choices have been all right, all right, all right, apparently.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK8)

195 Well, with less outright Nazi loving from the principals. Lindbergh loved him some Nazis.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 01, 2019 04:14 PM (ANN96)

So did the Commies for that matter. At least until Operation Barbarossa

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2019 04:18 PM (NFEMn)

196 Hartford Courant now has story with second woman accusing Joe The Golden Retriever Biden of inappropriate touching in 2009.

Posted by: Nun Discomposure Argument at April 01, 2019 04:18 PM (4Eo4+)

197 And another thing --

It wasn't a "hoax". It was a FLAT OUT corrupt, tyrannical attempt to unseat a legitimately elected POTUS.

A lot of Bigfoot videos are hoaxes. Fooling people that your house is haunted is a hoax.

This was not a hoax.
Posted by: Hands

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The word is "coup."

Posted by: RKae at April 01, 2019 04:18 PM (gpZas)

198 The problem with CNN is that they all claim to be journalists. They're all opinion anchors. Hannity has NEVER claimed to be a journalist. He's all opinion and has declared such his entire career.

CNN thinks they're investigative reporters.

Huge difference.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2019 04:18 PM (IXZGh)

199 Yep. Apparently almost all my life choices have been wrong wrong wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)

Being honest these days isn't worth a warm bucket of spit. I should have been a drug kingpin.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 01, 2019 04:18 PM (J+mig)

200 I was an imbecile for doing that when I could've just lied my way into becoming a millionaire.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 01, 2019 04:14 PM (HaL55)
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This right here is the problem with "moral hazard." Why should I pay off my loans when those people got bailed out? Why should I work hard to live when those people get a welfare check? Why should I study my ass off to get into school when those people are allowed to cheat? Why should I report my income honestly when those people don't have to?

Down this road lies ruin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2019 04:18 PM (I2dne)

201 88 Former special counsel Robert Mueller "exhausted" his investigation into President Donald Trump's non-existent Russia collusion in December 2017, but kept the investigation going for more than a year even though he was warned that he was impeding President Trump's inability to govern the United States of America.
Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at April 01, 2019 04:17 PM (X+q7f)

They had to keep it going for TV ratings.....and the Midterms....

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2019 04:19 PM (NFEMn)

202 James Comey trying out his April's fool humor.

I'm in. We need someone in the middle. #2020

Posted by: WisRich at April 01, 2019 04:19 PM (G0vdT)

203 You know what that damn Trump has done now?

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Senator Jeff Merkley
@SenJeffMerkley
Trump doesn't get it. The US has sent guns and gang members and fueled the drug trade, multiplying their misery. Cutting aid only increases their desperation.

Or maybe he does get it, and is making the migration crisis worse for his own political gain.

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Yeah, that damn Trump and his slow walking guns to Mexico! It's making me furious fast!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2019 04:19 PM (+y/Ru)

204 well, it's a lie because neither tapper nor any of the other hosts on cnn simply read news stories. often enough those stories were thin, poorly researched and based on dubious sources. but every hour of every day, day and night, news show or opinion show, they would trot out a panel of pundits to speculate, emote, project, imply and conject on the dubious implications of a story. they were reckless and ended spinning fantasies.

to paraphrase barbara tuchman on why the arabs keep losing to israel: they build sand castles ib the sky and then live in them.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 01, 2019 04:19 PM (Pg+x7)

205 CNN thinks they're investigative reporters.

Huge difference.
Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2019 04:18 PM (IXZGh)
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Minus the investigation. They really don't do that, according to them...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (I2dne)

206
Here we go.

In b4 Henry Fonda was a nazi jew hater!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (y9jfe)

207 CNN thinks they're investigative reporters.

Huge difference.


Their boss doesn't, so why are they playing one on television?

Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (8erNz)

208 "We're not the enemy of the People! The People are the enemy of Us!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (AURKQ)

209 Being honest these days isn't worth a warm bucket of spit. I should have been a drug kingpin.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 01, 2019 04:18 PM (J+mig)

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Let's be fair here, and I'm not even halfway kidding about this.

Drug kingpins, even ones who stiff their distributors and dime out the competition, are way, way more honest than a journalist.

Way more.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (AzW6q)

210 The great irony is that they don't understand why it was important to get things right - they don't even have a clue. The people who built their business knew, but those people are long gone.

A "news organization" only has one real asset - it's credibility. They can talk about distribution, and viewers, but without Credibility they're just the Weekly World News pitching stories about BatBoy hanging out at Hitler's Summer Home in Bolivia.

THAT is why you work so hard to get things right - so that you don't squander the only real asset that you have. But now, it's been squandered. Take this story - one of the reasons I read this blog is to keep up with what people in D.C. are talking about, but in my everyday life, I would be surprised if I know a single person who could tell you who Jake Tapper was without looking up a reference. He's just totally irrelevant to our lives, as we live them. Had lunch with a few workmates today, and the conversation was mainly how the last couple that still had broadcast channels were dropping cable and/or Dish, and going to streaming only for video feeds. Nobody even watches the news channels much anymore, just too much constant blah blah blah. (I'm the nerd because I still enjoy Tucker)

It's not even really a movement of the left or right - it's more of a feeling I can sense amongst ordinary people that all of this is just bullshit, and they're not going to listen to any of it anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (Kpl3J)

211 196 Hartford Courant now has story with second woman accusing Joe The Golden Retriever Biden of inappropriate touching in 2009.
Posted by: Nun Discomposure Argument at April 01, 2019 04:18 PM (4Eo4+)

Otherwise known as the Snatch and Sniff Maneuver.

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (RD7QR)

212 203 You know what that damn Trump has done now?

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Senator Jeff Merkley
@SenJeffMerkley
Trump doesn't get it. The US has sent guns and gang members and fueled the drug trade, multiplying their misery. Cutting aid only increases their desperation.

Or maybe he does get it, and is making the migration crisis worse for his own political gain.

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Yeah, that damn Trump and his slow walking guns to Mexico! It's making me furious fast!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2019 04:19 PM (+y/Ru)

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No...to Guatemala.

Trump...has sent gang members to Guatemala...?

What...?

Maybe it's an argument that Guatemala should shore up its own borders?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (ANN96)

213 Drug kingpins, even ones who stiff their distributors and dime out the competition, are way, way more honest than a journalist.

Way more.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (AzW6q)

You got a point.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (J+mig)

214 Yeah, that damn Trump and his slow walking guns to Mexico! It's making me furious fast!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2019 04:19 PM (+y/Ru)
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That's a wild case of projection. I wonder what it's like in his head. I am glad I only have to wonder, and that I do not know.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (I2dne)

215 I'm not holding my breath that WaPo is fact checking dream boy. Mainly because they were f'ing in on the coup.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 01, 2019 04:21 PM (G5sN5)

216 I'm in. We need someone in the middle. #2020
Posted by: WisRich at April 01, 2019 04:19 PM (G0vdT)

Oh, Jimmy Drama is smack dab in the middle of it, that's for sure.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 01, 2019 04:21 PM (AURKQ)

217 Senator Jeff Merkley
@SenJeffMerkley
Trump doesn't get it. The US has sent guns and gang members and fueled the drug trade, multiplying their misery. Cutting aid only increases their desperation.


If I were active on Twitter I'd be banned in about four hours.

Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:21 PM (8erNz)

218
Well, some recent choices have been all right, all right, all right, apparently.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK8


If things at this point lead to you getting laid, I believe the word is WINNING!........

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2019 04:21 PM (IXZGh)

219 Jake "Sgt Schultz" Tapper.

We missed noth-hing! We missed noth-hing!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 01, 2019 04:21 PM (37IEG)

220 I remember watching the news and they were transfixed that Rod Rosenstein had been summoned to the White House to be fired.

But then it turned out it was aregularly scheduled meeting.

Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2019 04:21 PM (ZfRYq)

221 you know what Trump should do is have panama invade belize and guatemala then move the canal to their northern bordrer, and fill in the old canal.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:21 PM (MTjB1)

222 Trump doesn't get it. The US has sent guns and gang members and fueled the drug trade, multiplying their misery. Cutting aid only increases their desperation.

Or maybe he does get it, and is making the migration crisis worse for his own political gain.


Oh, for fuck sake... Seriously?

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2019 04:21 PM (O2RFr)

223 217 Senator Jeff Merkley
@SenJeffMerkley
Trump doesn't get it. The US has sent guns and gang members and fueled the drug trade, multiplying their misery. Cutting aid only increases their desperation.

If I were active on Twitter I'd be banned in about four hours.
Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:21 PM (8erNz)

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That sounds like a challenge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 01, 2019 04:21 PM (ANN96)

224 Article 1 Section 2.

3. Representatives and direct taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective numbers, which shall be determined by adding the whole number of free persons, including those bound to service for a term of years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three-fifths of all other persons

and again in the 14th Amendment section 2

Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:22 PM (touVE)

225 Senator Jeff Merkley
@SenJeffMerkley
Trump doesn't get it. The US has sent guns and gang members and fueled the drug trade, multiplying their misery. Cutting aid only increases their desperation.

If I were active on Twitter I'd be banned in about four hours.
Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:21 PM (8erNz)


My response to that would likely be "What the smothered in gravy fuck are you SMOKING?"

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2019 04:22 PM (IXZGh)

226 baghdad bob was more truthful than any of these clown school flunky's. i liked baghdad bob. had a nice crease in his uniform n shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at April 01, 2019 04:22 PM (KP5rU)

227 @SenJeffMerkley

Trump doesn't get it. The US has sent guns and gang members and
fueled the drug trade, multiplying their misery. Cutting aid only
increases their desperation.


Is he mad at Trump or Obama? Very confused.


Posted by: mikeyG at April 01, 2019 04:22 PM (LL1Be)

228 Down this road lies ruin."

Or all of human history...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 04:23 PM (6qErC)

229 "It wasn't sexual, but he did grab me by the head," Amy Lappos told the Courant Monday.

Posted by: Nun Discomposure Argument at April 01, 2019 04:23 PM (4Eo4+)

230 How about this Jake?

http://preview.alturl.com/qbeg7

Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2019 04:23 PM (ZfRYq)

231 Don Lemon alone should be good for at least a dozen incorrect reports and at least a dozen more editorial opinions that pointed toward collusion.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at April 01, 2019 03:53 PM (qB3GS)


Slight correction: AoSHQ style guide indicates that should be Don Le'Mon.

That is the TuCa approved pronunciation.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at April 01, 2019 04:23 PM (5Yee7)

232 I have examined this order, and it's obvious that South American countries have an absolute right to funding by the United States government and the American taxpayers.

I'm issuing a stay on this order, and an increase in the chocolate ration to Guatemala by 30%.

Posted by: Judge PuffaPuffaRice at April 01, 2019 04:23 PM (37IEG)

233 In the run -up to the US joining in on WWII, at first all the Hollywood Bolsheviks parroted the Commie party line, and were all about brother socialists in the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, and were against the US helping Great Britain.

Then, after the beginning of Barbarossa, they did a 180 degree flip on this. Many necks snapped in the process.

And then, after Stalin died, the famous (infamous) 20th Party Congress denounced the excesses of Stalin. Many American Bolsheviks also got whiplash in the process of the wild turn of events.

So yeah, whether he has a Party card or not, all these guys exhibit the classic memory hole mentality of the classic Leftist - Communist of the 20th Century.

And fuck Tapper, in particular. What a smarmy liar.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at April 01, 2019 04:17 PM (vcOmj)

My favorite was the folk singer Pete Seeger who recording an album imploring FDR to "keep out" of the "Imperialist War" between Germany and the Allies--which was released right before the Invasion of the Soviet Union.
That album was quickly pulled---and replaced by a freshly recorded new album of songs imploring FDR to get in and "Fight Fascism!"

Posted by: JoeF. at April 01, 2019 04:23 PM (NFEMn)

234 206
Here we go.

In b4 Henry Fonda was a nazi jew hater!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (y9jfe)

Next up, the Walt Disney slurs

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 04:24 PM (bcbK8)

235 206


Here we go.



In b4 Henry Fonda was a nazi jew hater!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 01, 2019 04:20 PM (y9jfe)

He has not provided any evidence that he was not.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 01, 2019 04:24 PM (t6MX/)

236 Senator Merkin?

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2019 04:24 PM (BXMxN)

237 Senator Jeff Merkley

@SenJeffMerkley

Trump doesn't get it. The US has sent guns and gang members and
fueled the drug trade, multiplying their misery. Cutting aid only
increases their desperation.






Huh. Haven't heard from Chinless Holder in a while, have we? Does Obama have him smuggling guns and gangs into Guatemala so they can blame PDT?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:24 PM (ptqGC)

238 lots of people were beguiled by the nazis early on because the looked good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:25 PM (MTjB1)

239 I'd be banned in about four hours."

You misspelled milliseconds...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 04:25 PM (6qErC)

240 In b4 Henry Fonda was a nazi jew hater!




He has not provided any evidence that he was not.



Guilty as charged.

Posted by: UberGruppenFuehrer Mueller at April 01, 2019 04:25 PM (LL1Be)

241 lots of people were beguiled by the nazis early on because the looked good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:25 PM (MTjB1)


They were snappy dressers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

242 "One of the most embarrassing media moments was when CNN "reported," and then MSNBC's Ken Dilanian "independently confirmed," that Trump Jr. got advanced access to the WL archive - all based on a false date that neither network ever bothered to explain: "

______________________________

If you're following along at home, that was the Trump Administration throwing out something juicy to identify their internal leaks. They gave separate little tidbits to different people they suspected of leaking.

So, not only did CNN blatantly release false information; they inadvertently helped the administration nail a few pieces of excrement inside the White House and helped identify those "journalists" that benefited directly from the leaks. I still don't think they know or believe that scenario. They are that dumb and self-important.

One of the other stories like that was the claim that Trump had a dedicated server to connect with Russian investors through Deutsche Bank. There is a certain democrat congresswoman who still thinks that's true and recently lied about receiving financial records from Deutsche Bank. But, she's dumber than a box of retarded rocks.

Posted by: Pinocchio at April 01, 2019 04:26 PM (eZy5l)

243 240 In b4 Henry Fonda was a nazi jew hater!




He has not provided any evidence that he was not.


Guilty as charged.
Posted by: UberGruppenFuehrer Mueller at April 01, 2019 04:25 PM (LL1Be)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fpDlAzLkyQ

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 01, 2019 04:26 PM (ANN96)

244 229 "It wasn't sexual, but he did grab me by the head," Amy Lappos told the Courant Monday.
Posted by: Nun Discomposure Argument at April 01, 2019 04:23 PM (4Eo4+)

"And forced me to perform unspeakably vile acts. But it totally wasn't sexual."

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at April 01, 2019 04:26 PM (RD7QR)

245 Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:22 PM (touVE)
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Indians not taxes is extremely specific and wouldn't apply to illegal aliens, I don't think. Which is too bad. The intent was citizens, but who knows how they'll address it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2019 04:26 PM (I2dne)

246 People were beguiled by the Nazis because in the beginning they sounded just like the socialists do right now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 04:26 PM (1ISKN)

247 In the run -up to the US joining in on WWII, at first all the Hollywood Bolsheviks parroted the Commie party line, and were all about brother socialists in the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, and were against the US helping Great Britain.

Then, after the beginning of Barbarossa, they did a 180 degree flip on this. Many necks snapped in the process.


Actually, the Reds flipped twice. Initially they were all-in on their hatred of the Nazis as Adolf and Stalin slanged each other routinely, then came the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, at which point the Reds considered Adolf their bestest buddy, until Operation Barbarossa, when he once again became the devil incarnate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2019 04:26 PM (2PgZd)

248 241
lots of people were beguiled by the nazis early on because the looked good.



Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:25 PM (MTjB1)

They were snappy dressers.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
That's why the Massachusetts State Police adopted their uniform style!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 01, 2019 04:26 PM (37IEG)

249 Tapper is not dumb at all!

He read and delivered the SCRIPT exactly as instructed!

If there was any problem with the plan (to overthrow the US government), it is with the planners, and NOT the 'Actors'!

Posted by: gastorgrab at April 01, 2019 04:27 PM (u6OFe)

250 In b4 Henry Fonda was a nazi jew hater!

And Martin Luther King was a womanizing plagiarist

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2019 04:27 PM (O2RFr)

251 They were snappy dressers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at A


when you decide to go all in and go evil you should look good doing so.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:27 PM (MTjB1)

252 194 Yep. Apparently almost all my life choices have been wrong wrong wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)

Well, some recent choices have been all right, all right, all right, apparently.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK

You are correct. Hence "almost."

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:27 PM (NWiLs)

253 Whoopi "It wasn't rape-rape" is totally okay with Biden because he's not "grabby-grabby." Just affectionate. It a severely grabby way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

254
Down this road lies ruin.

I never went down that road but wound up ruined anyway. I goddamned sure didn't vote in favor of some syphilitic psycho prog signing a piece of legislation that destroyed my career and my life.

I should be making around $65K a year right now. Which isn't a king's ransom by any means, but comfortable which is all I ever wanted out of life. Apparently, that's such a wrong thing to want that I can't have it, while political liars have nothing to worry about and are all very very well off.

It's not so much that life isn't fair. That I could deal with. Life pretty much just sucks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 01, 2019 04:28 PM (HaL55)

255 nothing worse than slovenly evildoers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:28 PM (MTjB1)

256 245 Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed.
Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:22 PM (touVE)
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Indians not taxes is extremely specific and wouldn't apply to illegal aliens, I don't think. Which is too bad. The intent was citizens, but who knows how they'll address it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 01, 2019 04:26 PM (I2dne)

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But the court case isn't about actually apportioning representatives, it's only about asking a question on the census about citizenship.

The idea is that asking the question will scare non-citizens from answering the census.

And the Left hates that.

It's not like Donald Trump, fresh off of his re-election, is going to suddenly have a large roll of where illegals live in the country, or anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 01, 2019 04:28 PM (ANN96)

257 Merkley is a rampaging idiot, but his main goal here is to get noticed; he wants to be president

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:28 PM (39g3+)

258 Not talking about character, or weirdness - on those scores all these small people are odious freaks, obviously. Just their revealed brain-power. This is the sort of dumb "elite" type the Clinton years brought to DC. There's always been a bell curve and some dummies, but the Clinton years saw mediocrity become the standard.
Posted by: rhomboid at April 01, 2019 03:53 PM (QDnY


This has been a pet peeve of mine for a long time. When the chattering class would start swooning about this I was screaming that everyone had lost their fucking minds.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 01, 2019 04:28 PM (y7DUB)

259
Time Was....when this smart military Horde could go back to the Civil War (starting with 20th Century wars) within 250 'ments.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at April 01, 2019 04:28 PM (y9jfe)

260 lots of people were beguiled by the nazis early on because the looked good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:25 PM (MTjB1)


Or because America was much more isolationist at the time, and also there were big business relationships. Liking the nazis meant not getting involved or upsetting the order of things and so appeasement was the easy way out. It's what all the smart Europeans were doing.

Posted by: I like cookies at April 01, 2019 04:28 PM (xxAFD)

261 Whoopi "It wasn't rape-rape" is totally okay with Biden because he's not "grabby-grabby." Just affectionate. It a severely grabby way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

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And where's Streisand to inform us that "these are Biden's sexual needs"?

Posted by: RKae at April 01, 2019 04:29 PM (gpZas)

262 I'll repeat what I said last week (now known as the Brennan clause) "I may have been fed erroneous information from who I thought were reliable sources. I didnt get it wrong. They did.


Jake is smart enough to couch his answers with "sources have led us to believe . . . . " The fact we didnt vet them ha. Ha. Ha.


The media is trying to be too cute by half. Most people will go with they got it wrong, despite Kake's many pre-qualifications.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 01, 2019 04:29 PM (1BDgs)

263 211 196 Hartford Courant now has story with second woman accusing Joe The Golden Retriever Biden of inappropriate touching in 2009.
Posted by: Nun Discomposure Argument at April 01, 2019 04:18 PM (4Eo4+)

Otherwise known as the Snatch and Sniff Maneuver.


So here's the thing. We have one dude who grabs and nuzzles women in relatively 'safe' regions, shoulders, hair, etc. and we have one dude who TALKS about how some women will LET rich guys grab them in their 'unsafe' regions.

The first guy has never had permission for his public behavior, the second guy has in forty years in the public eye may not be a gentleman in all things but has never been observed or reported engaging in anything not consensual or at least transactional.

Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:29 PM (8erNz)

264 229 "It wasn't sexual, but he did grab me by the head mish," Amy Lappos told the Courant Monday.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:29 PM (NWiLs)

265 224 Article 1 Section 2.

3. Representatives and direct taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective numbers, which shall be determined by adding the whole number of free persons, including those bound to service for a term of years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three-fifths of all other persons

and again in the 14th Amendment section 2

Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed."

2 points: First, recognize that 14th Amen, Sect. 2, overrides the first paragraph, since it comes later in time. The clause with the 3/5 reference has been defunct for about 150 years now.

Second point - (and this will not be a popular one) Since the 14th Amendment specifies "persons", not "citizens", then a Plain Language Reading says that illegal aliens should be counted as part of the State totals.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2019 04:29 PM (Kpl3J)

266 Merkley is a rampaging idiot, but his main goal here is to get noticed; he wants to be president

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:28 PM (39g3+)


The more Ds in the presidential hopefuls' clown car the merrier, I say.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

267 Whoopi "It wasn't rape-rape" is totally okay with Biden because he's not "grabby-grabby." Just affectionate. It a severely grabby way.

"He was just flirting with those 11 year old girls, its no big deal"
--The left

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:30 PM (39g3+)

268 255
nothing worse than slovenly evildoers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:28 PM (MTjB1)
Well, yeah. At least when these guys come to haul you away, you know you're dealing with a clean cut bunch of people and can expect efficient by the book torture and execution!
Not some random slovenly hairy dirty bunch of guys who might decide to get creative on you!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 01, 2019 04:30 PM (37IEG)

269 much more isolationist at the time, and also there were big business relationships. Liking the nazis meant not getting involved or upsetting the order of things and so appeasement was the easy way out. It's what all the smart Europeans were doing.
Posted by: I like cookies at A



sure, but before the evil was obvious, that was not such a bad thing. the foundation for the war was set with the ridiculous conditions of versailles.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:30 PM (MTjB1)

270 We have one dude who grabs and nuzzles women in relatively 'safe' regions, shoulders, hair, etc

AND LITTLE GIRLS.

Its bad enough to be doing this to grown women but children? For God's sake in a sane world this man would be beaten nearly to death and throw in prison.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:31 PM (39g3+)

271 Second point - (and this will not be a popular one) Since the 14th Amendment specifies "persons", not "citizens", then a Plain Language Reading says that illegal aliens should be counted as part of the State totals.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2019 04:29 PM (Kpl3J)

The idea that people who are not here legally ought to count for a legal purpose is absurd.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 01, 2019 04:31 PM (J+mig)

272 265>> Those aren't state totals, that's for Congressional Districts.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 04:31 PM (1ISKN)

273 Tapper is one of these Frankfurt School schümers with schiff for brains denizen who debase, demean and undermine the host civilization.
His kind wants ME disarmed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh9cjgzyEzc

Posted by: G6loq at April 01, 2019 04:32 PM (122Gu)

274 I'll repeat what I said last week (now known as the
Brennan clause) "I may have been fed erroneous information from who I
thought were reliable sources. I didnt get it wrong. They did.





Jake is smart enough to couch his answers with "sources have led us
to believe . . . . " The fact we didnt vet them ha. Ha. Ha.





The media is trying to be too cute by half. Most people will go with
they got it wrong, despite Kake's many pre-qualifications.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at April 01, 2019 04:29 PM

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Add that to the fact that clapper tossed obama under the bus and said that it was him that started this whole ball rolling means the wheels are coming off the bus.


It's like watching little kids get caught up in lies. They know that you know they are lying but they keep scrambling to keep up the fake story.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 01, 2019 04:32 PM (JUOKG)

275 Time Was....when this smart military Horde could go back to the Civil War (starting with 20th Century wars) within 250 'ments.


But it would be called the War of Southern Recalcitrance.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at April 01, 2019 04:32 PM (fuK7c)

276 was the wife of the secdef that biden groped the one that said it was not a #metoo moment and that she even got off some when he groped her?

was that someone else?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:32 PM (MTjB1)

277 7 Also he masturbates with cheese wiz. I have photographic proof.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo
-----------
OK Horde, I know better than to be drinking anything when reading comments but that's the second time today that I've had to clean the spew off the laptop keyboard and I've only had a chance to read just a few throughout the day!

BTW, that's why we read the comments right and many thanks for the LOL moment on what has been a manic Monday.

*reaches for paper towel*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at April 01, 2019 04:33 PM (a3tan)

278 In the run -up to the US joining in on WWII, at first all the Hollywood Bolsheviks parroted the Commie party line, and were all about brother socialists in the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact, and were against the US helping Great Britain.

-
Hometown hero Dalton Trumbo pulled his antiwar novel Johnny Got His Gun during the happy days when Uncle Joe and Adolph were gangbanging Poland but that wasn't enough. He reported anyone who contacted him for a copy of his book to the FBI.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2019 04:33 PM (+y/Ru)

279 The more Ds in the presidential hopefuls' clown car the merrier, I say.

Only if we find that shortbus on the bottom of a canyon somewhere; I'll personally chip in $10K for the memorial.

Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:33 PM (8erNz)

280 AND LITTLE GIRLS.

Its bad enough to be doing this to grown women but children? For
God's sake in a sane world this man would be beaten nearly to death and
throw in prison.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:31 PM (39g3+)


Drudge (I know) has a collage of creepy Biden pics on his headline. And in one of them, he's leaning in to KISS A LITTLE BOY ON/NEAR THE MOUTH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

281 But it would be called the War of Southern Recalcitrance.

Damnit its, the War of Northern Chord Progression!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:33 PM (39g3+)

282 lots of people were beguiled by the nazis early on because the looked good.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:25 PM (MTjB1)


It's important to recognize that people were beguiled by fascism, as enunciated by Mussolini. You can hear echoes of that today in people talking about government-industry partnerships, and universal health care, for example. At that juncture, Hitler and the Nazis were small potatoes; Mussolini was the senior partner on the fascist side. FDR, among others, was an admirer of his.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 01, 2019 04:33 PM (2PgZd)

283 Why do they only sell packages of Vanilla OR Chocolate Ice Cream Sammiches?

Why not both? Like an Obama Pack?

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2019 04:33 PM (8yiM/)

284 275 Time Was....when this smart military Horde could go back to the Civil War (starting with 20th Century wars) within 250 'ments.


But it would be called the War of Southern Recalcitrance.
Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide at April 01, 2019 04:32 PM (fuK7c)

Huh? Oh, you must mean Lincoln's War to End the Republic.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:34 PM (NWiLs)

285 Yep. Apparently almost all my life choices have been wrong wrong wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)

agreed. I'm an imbecile, AND I have good enough hair to be on TV, so I totally should have become a 7-figure "reporter" instead of trying to work for a living.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2019 04:34 PM (GBteo)

286 The same guy who did 'The Great War' week by week on YouTube is doing it for WW 2. Interesting seeing the twists and turns, like how close Britain came to attack Russian during the Pact.

A German/Russian alliance verses England and France would have been....interesting.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 04:34 PM (bcbK8)

287 Damnit its, the War of Northern Chord Progression!"

Huh. Still only know 3 chords...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 04:34 PM (6qErC)

288 No, Jake's right.

CNN didn't get any particular thing wrong about the Russia Collusion hoax - they got EVERYTHING wrong about it.

Posted by: deadrody at April 01, 2019 04:34 PM (svv54)

289 Doesn't even have to be 50 / 50.

Maybe even a 3/5 Compromise?

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2019 04:34 PM (8yiM/)

290 You can hear echoes of that today in people talking about government-industry partnerships, and universal health care, for example.

Correct, if you sell Fascism to leftists without the title, they go for 90% of it enthusiastically. The nationalist parts and love of tradition they aren't so fond of but will sometimes pretend to be to get the rest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:34 PM (39g3+)

291 285>> Hell, I could have been Brian Selter

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 04:34 PM (1ISKN)

292
was the wife of the secdef that biden groped the one that said it was
not a #metoo moment and that she even got off some when he groped her?



was that someone else?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:32 PM (MTjB1)


That was Stephanie Whats-her-name. She claims when Biden was sniffing her hair and massaging her shoulders it was "comforting."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

293 128 CNN is so super cereal you can't say "boobs" on air, but by gawd you can chuckle constantly about "tea baggers." I'm looking at you Brooke Baldwin and Andi Cooper.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

shithole shithole shithole shithole

shithole shithole shithole shithole

I believe the count on CNN by their talking faces was well over 100 in 24 hours. Not a single bleep.


If you walk by one of them, spit on them.

Tell them you are transforming into Antifa but are still confused and working on the details. You'll be good to go.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2019 04:35 PM (sy5kK)

294 Huh? Oh, you must mean Lincoln's War to End the Republic.

Buchanan's Gift To South Carolina?

Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:35 PM (8erNz)

295 286
The same guy who did 'The Great War' week by week on YouTube is doing it
for WW 2. Interesting seeing the twists and turns, like how close
Britain came to attack Russian during the Pact.



A German/Russian alliance verses England and France would have been....interesting.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 04:34 PM (bcbK

Sweet! I love that series.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at April 01, 2019 04:35 PM (t6MX/)

296 HAITI IS GREAT YOU GUYS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Conan O'Birdman at April 01, 2019 04:35 PM (IXZGh)

297 Drudge (I know) has a collage of creepy Biden pics on his headline. And in one of them, he's leaning in to KISS A LITTLE BOY ON/NEAR THE MOUTH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah. Someone posted a vid earlier where some "body language expert" or whatever showed a bunch of creepy Biden videos and basically said that it's Biden trying to be the alpha in the room.

People that out-alpha'ed him, strangely, were not accosted, no were their wives or children.

It's just the people who kind of walk up to him with heads down and look like betas where Biden asserts his "power touching" alpha moves.

Anyways, makes as much sense as anything else.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at April 01, 2019 04:36 PM (GBteo)

298 If Brian Stelter can get on TV to be a news anchor with his own show, then someone with my looks could too. I'm just not willing to sell my soul, abandon all integrity, and orally please the producer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:36 PM (39g3+)

299 My daughter is currently on a school trip to DC it'll be interesting to hear what her trip has edumacated her on.

Posted by: JEM at April 01, 2019 04:36 PM (8erNz)

300 Second point - (and this will not be a popular one)
Since the 14th Amendment specifies "persons", not "citizens", then a
Plain Language Reading says that illegal aliens should be counted as
part of the State totals.



Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2019 04:29 PM

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Then the Census for about 5 decades was unconstitutional because that question has been on there in the past.

Additionally, the citizenship question is on the census long form to this very day.


Not buying that argument as the left would have ran this through the courts in 1950 and before but they didn't.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at April 01, 2019 04:36 PM (JUOKG)

301 Everyone should use these Biden accusations as proof to their lefty friends the media is agenda driven. They had 10 years to make a story out of this when it was happening right in front of the cameras.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at April 01, 2019 04:36 PM (SVU/X)

302 Damnit its, the War of Northern Chord Progression!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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The War of Northern Progressive Rock?

Nothin' I dig more than a 10-minute synth solo!

Posted by: RKae at April 01, 2019 04:36 PM (gpZas)

303 Clap them all in irons, go ten miles out to sea, and dump them overboard.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2019 04:36 PM (13pSq)

304 That was Stephanie Whats-her-name. She claims when Biden was sniffing her hair and massaging her shoulders it was "comforting."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:35 PM (ptqGC)


Yes. The look on her face says "comfortable" to me......sure thing.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2019 04:36 PM (IXZGh)

305 The idea that people who are not here legally ought to count for a legal purpose is absurd.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at April 01, 2019 04:31 PM (J+mig)

How do you legally make the case that People who are here illegally are not "Persons"?

because if they are not "persons" there is no crime that can be committed against them, and anyone cans steal from, enslave, or kill any of them with no consequences. Do you think that's what current Law is?

(allow me to cut to the chase - Our Civic Religion holds that there are no errors in the Constitution. There's actually quite a few, and this is one of them)

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2019 04:37 PM (Kpl3J)

306 It's important to recognize that people were beguiled by fascism"

They mean to rule.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 04:37 PM (6qErC)

307 Did you tell your daughter not to get filmed with any toothless Indians?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 04:37 PM (1ISKN)

308 I believe the count on CNN by their talking faces was well over 100 in 24 hours. Not a single bleep.

Reminds me when the B***hole Surfers had a hit on MTV and they said the name like 900 times a day, just because they now could and it made them giggle like Beavis and Butthead

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:37 PM (39g3+)

309 Illegal Aliens aren't people. They are leeches.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2019 04:37 PM (8yiM/)

310 But the court case isn't about actually apportioning representatives, it's only about asking a question on the census about citizenship.


But the purpose of the census is to apportion representatives.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:37 PM (touVE)

311 sure, but before the evil was obvious, that was not
such a bad thing. the foundation for the war was set with the
ridiculous conditions of versailles.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:30 PM (MTjB1)


Something something blind as those who will not see. But yes, Versailles, and there was a whole historical tit for tat for various European wars that went back a hundred years or more. It took America being the adult in the room for Western Germany and Japan to recover in a somewhat normal way.
Probably won't be happening again next time Europe implodes.

Posted by: I like cookies at April 01, 2019 04:37 PM (xxAFD)

312 guess we know who biden will be choosing for secdef if he gets a chance.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:37 PM (MTjB1)

313 Jake Clapper: I Don't Know A Single Thing That Anyone in the Media Got Wrong

So Trump, Putin's puppet, did pay hookers to pee on Obama's bed.

Thanks, Jake.

Posted by: mikeyG at April 01, 2019 04:37 PM (LL1Be)

314 280
AND LITTLE GIRLS.


Its bad enough to be doing this to grown women but children? For

God's sake in a sane world this man would be beaten nearly to death and

throw in prison.



Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:31 PM (39g3+)

Thank heaven!
For Little Girls!
Without them what would Groppy Joe do?

Posted by: Maurice Bidenier at April 01, 2019 04:38 PM (37IEG)

315 I would think that the only question you have to answer is whether you are a citizen.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:38 PM (touVE)

316 Welp. Off to conduct an interview. God, no more neurotics, please!

BBL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 04:38 PM (bcbK8)

317 They don't apportion representatives based on tourists and migrant workers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 04:38 PM (1ISKN)

318 Reminds me when the B***hole Surfers had a hit on MTV and they said the name like 900 times a day, just because they now could and it made them giggle like Beavis and Butthead
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:37 PM (39g3+)


I actually have them in my rotation, currently.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2019 04:38 PM (IXZGh)

319 Please tell me this doesn't mean what it sounds like it means?

@Comey

I'm in. We need someone in the middle. #2020

Also another dorky pic to accompany tweet:

https://tinyurl.com/y3wtrzw4

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (cF8AT)

320
Welp. Off to conduct an interview. God, no more neurotics, please!

BBL

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at April 01, 2019 04:38 PM (bcbK


Have some fun!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

321 Hell, I could have been Brian Selter"

Selter Skelter?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (6qErC)

322 >> I would think that the only question you have to answer is whether you are a citizen.


Are you here?

Should you be here?

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (8yiM/)

323 how long until the photo of biden in black face in a klan hood molesting a little black boy gets out?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (MTjB1)

324 Second point - (and this will not be a popular one) Since the 14th Amendment specifies "persons", not "citizens", then a Plain Language Reading says that illegal aliens should be counted as part of the State totals.
Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2019 04:29 PM (Kpl3J)

The idea that people who are not here legally ought to count for a legal purpose is absurd.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est


The first section of the 14th, the "AND subject to the jurisdiction thereof".

Are illegals subject to the jurisdiction thereof?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (UE8f6)

325 Versailles...

Keynes at the time estimated the reparations required of Germany to repay the Allies was three times what the Germans could pay.

When Germany defaulted two months in row, the French moved in and seized the Ruhr.

And the dominoes kept falling until... "Ach! Hitler?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2019 04:40 PM (13pSq)

326 319 Please tell me this doesn't mean what it sounds like it means?

@Comey

I'm in. We need someone in the middle.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (cF8AT)

Group sex invite?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

327 yankee fifth "...and also there were big business relationships..."

heard tell that both g.m. and ford owned factories around frankfort. just before they were to be bombed, the govt. went to both companies and asked if they minded we flatten them. g.m. said go ahead, ford said don't - they were both bombed, but g.,m. was compensated, ford wasn't.

heard tell.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 01, 2019 04:40 PM (Pg+x7)

328 I actually have them in my rotation, currently."

Explains why you're not, you know... first.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at April 01, 2019 04:40 PM (6qErC)

329 Their subject to being deported. Does that count?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 04:40 PM (1ISKN)

330 POLITICO
@politico
A group of Senate Democrats will introduce a constitutional amendment to abolish the electoral college this week

-
Fvck that constitution shit! We need to be ruled by our bicostal elites!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2019 04:41 PM (+y/Ru)

331 322 >> I would think that the only question you have to answer is whether you are a citizen.


Are you here?

Should you be here?
Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (8yiM/)

Shit, when did the census get all existential?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

332 Hell, I could have been Brian Selter"

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded?

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2019 04:41 PM (IXZGh)

333 323
how long until the photo of biden in black face in a klan hood molesting a little black boy gets out?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (MTjB1)
It's completely not true that Michelle and I indulged in this sort of thing when we were at the White House!
Joe and I always waited until Mooch went on vacation.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at April 01, 2019 04:41 PM (37IEG)

334
Please tell me this doesn't mean what it sounds like it means?

@Comey

I'm in. We need someone in the middle. #2020

Also another dorky pic to accompany tweet:



https://tinyurl.com/y3wtrzw4

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (cF8AT)


First comment is golden: "Apparently what we need in 2020 is someone who's about to get hit by a truck."

I really, really, really hope he runs. Along with Al Gore, John Kerry, the Beast.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

335 POLITICO
@politico
A group of Senate Democrats will introduce a constitutional amendment to abolish the electoral college this week


Where's AllenG?

Burn it.

Salt it.

PROFIT!!

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2019 04:42 PM (IXZGh)

336 I actually have them in my rotation, currently.

Despite the nasty name, they have a lot of good songs. But that's not why the VJ's kept saying the band name

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)

337 Then the Census for about 5 decades was unconstitutional because that question has been on there in the past.

Additionally, the citizenship question is on the census long form to this very day.

Not buying that argument as the left would have ran this through the courts in 1950 and before but they didn't. "

Good for you on bringing up this point, since a lot of people have missed it - when it was asked before, it was only for INFORMATIONAL purposes. And those people were still included in the total for representation, they weren't subtracted it. Because they were still Persons, even though they weren't citizens.

Even now, the Trump Administration is NOT saying that they won't be included - they just want to know how many are here. And the Left is scared that the illegals will hide and not answer the census because they're scared of La Migra finding out the results and coming to pay them a visit.

and thus they will SELF-SELECT themselves out of being counted.

THAT is what the entire census fight is actually about. All the parties to the fight know this - it's only the reporters and the general public that are clueless.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2019 04:42 PM (Kpl3J)

338 >>A group of Senate Democrats will introduce a constitutional amendment to abolish the electoral college this week


If we're gettin' all Un-Constitutional and shit, let's start with Term Limits for the Senate.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2019 04:42 PM (8yiM/)

339 A group of Senate Democrats will introduce a constitutional amendment to abolish the electoral college this week

The president should only represent urban leftists!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at April 01, 2019 04:42 PM (39g3+)

340 I was inspired to find out that there was one noble reporter who didn't get anything wrong about the Russian hoax.
Spoiler Alert: Jack Topper was that man.

I haven't seen that man recently.
Spoiler Alert #2: That man has aged horribly.

Posted by: Stevo at April 01, 2019 04:42 PM (SOV+T)

341 @politico
A group of Senate Democrats will introduce a constitutional amendment to abolish the electoral college this week

-
Fvck that constitution shit! We need to be ruled by our bicostal elites!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2019 04:41 PM (+y/Ru)

----------------------------

I wish them lotsa luck in getting 3/4 of states to vote themselves into electoral irrelevance.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at April 01, 2019 04:43 PM (ffYR/)

342 Maybe Comey the Homey was ordering a 'pizza' for a friend...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 01, 2019 04:43 PM (13pSq)

343 Please tell me this doesn't mean what it sounds like it means?

@Comey

I'm in. We need someone in the middle.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (cF8AT)

Group sex invite?

-
Ted Kennedy/Chris Todd like waitress sandwich?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at April 01, 2019 04:43 PM (+y/Ru)

344 That's why the Massachusetts State Police adopted their uniform style!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 01, 2019 04:26 PM (37IEG)

Don't forget that sweet, sweet over time they get sitting in their cruisers at road construction sites.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at April 01, 2019 04:44 PM (G5sN5)

345 164 145 https://goo.gl/dVqVqu
**********

Supreme Court Will Take Up Case Of Citizenship Question On 2020 Census
Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 01, 2019 04:09 PM (BqBId)

============

So, how will this end?

9-0 smackdown. RBG writes the opinion, "This was standard practice for decades. Y'all stupid."

5-4 win. Kavanaugh writes the opinion, "Fuck, you people are dumb."

4-5 loss. Roberts writes the opinion. "It's a tax!"

0-9 loss. Thomas writes the opinion. "Please, release my family."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at April 01, 2019 04:12 PM (ANN96)


It should be 9-0, of course.

Then again, I thought that Democrats supported American law, so what the hell do I know?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at April 01, 2019 04:44 PM (sy5kK)

346 The Surfers had a great take on Rock. Fun band.

Hairway to Steven remains my favorite album title, ever.

Right up there with Electric Larry Land.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2019 04:44 PM (8yiM/)

347 Who was the CNN reporter that got busted for soliciting gay sex in Central Park?

Did he get everything right?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 04:44 PM (1ISKN)

348 Why don't they just do the "Non Democrats can't win" Amendment and be done with it?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 01, 2019 04:44 PM (37IEG)

349 Who the fuck blew smoke up Comey's ass to get him to think he should run for President?

What an embarrassing clusterfuck America has turned into.

Posted by: Sponge at April 01, 2019 04:45 PM (IXZGh)

350 Their subject to being deported. Does that count?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at April 01, 2019 04:40 PM (1ISKN)


But in practice they're not subject to being charged with drunk driving, or usually being deported either.

Posted by: I like cookies at April 01, 2019 04:45 PM (xxAFD)

351 Yep. Apparently almost all my life choices have been wrong wrong wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)

Well, some recent choices have been all right, all right, all right, apparently.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo


Feels like mine haven't been stellar either. Though frankly, a lot of them were supposed to have been good choices at the time. Damn goalposts have been nonstop in motion for most of my life, doesn't help I got this black dog nippin' at my heels most of the time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at April 01, 2019 04:45 PM (AM1GF)

352 Nood

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

353 Are illegals subject to the jurisdiction thereof?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (UE8f6)

Hell no, esse.

I ain't getting no drivers license.

Posted by: Jose at April 01, 2019 04:46 PM (OE84+)

354 The first section of the 14th, the "AND subject to the jurisdiction thereof".

Are illegals subject to the jurisdiction thereof?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM

The last 150 years of case law can be summed up as, if you can be arrested by the local police for a crime, then you are "subject to the jurisdiction of". Foreign Embassy officials are about the only exceptions anymore. Indians on Reservations also used to be exempt, but that's been dealt with through separate legislation.

Plus there's a couple sections of Federal Code that define this more completely, with that same result.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2019 04:46 PM (Kpl3J)

355 nudity

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at April 01, 2019 04:46 PM (touVE)

356 Hey, what bitch's hair does a guy have to sniff to get a fair hearing in this town?

Posted by: Formerly Gropin' now Mopin' Joe Biden. at April 01, 2019 04:48 PM (OFzX4)

357 biden likes girls its republicans like david stringer rep az and foley of florid that likes boys.

Posted by: raimondo at April 01, 2019 04:48 PM (eSA3Z)

358 I'm worried about Kurt. His mom has search the basement and only found a pair of dirty underoos.

Posted by: Batboy at April 01, 2019 04:48 PM (G5sN5)

359 326 319 Please tell me this doesn't mean what it sounds like it means?

@Comey

I'm in. We need someone in the middle.
Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2019 04:39 PM (cF8AT)

Group sex invite?
Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2019 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

Yes, James Comey is running for pivot man.

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at April 01, 2019 04:49 PM (RD7QR)

360
Shit, when did the census get all existential?

You are a fluke of the Universe
And whether you can hear it or not, the Universe is laughing behind your back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at April 01, 2019 04:50 PM (HaL55)

361 i think the census issue is being challenged on technical grounds. the addition of the citizenship question had to be made within a specific time period before the census is conducted and the govt. missed that deadline.

heard tell.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at April 01, 2019 04:51 PM (Pg+x7)

362 Why don't they just do the "Non Democrats can't win" Amendment and be done with it?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at April 01, 2019 04:44 PM (37IEG)

--------

We effectively have that situation, except for Trump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 01, 2019 04:52 PM (AzW6q)

363 Breaking911 @Breaking911
10m
BREAKING: Baltimore's mayor taking a leave of absence as a political scandal intensifies about highly lucrative arrangements to sell her children's book series, including $500,000 sale to university-based health care system. - AP

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at April 01, 2019 05:03 PM (BqBId)

364
The last 150 years of case law can be summed up as, if you can be arrested by the local police for a crime, then you are "subject to the jurisdiction of". Foreign Embassy officials are about the only exceptions anymore. Indians on Reservations also used to be exempt, but that's been dealt with through separate legislation.

Plus there's a couple sections of Federal Code that define this more completely, with that same result.

Posted by: Tom Servo at April 01, 2019 04:46 PM (Kpl3J)

Its not like leaving the boundaries of the United States removes you from US jurisdiction anymore than a person would no longer have been a subject of their respective monarch.

The text is clearly exclusionary. The standard and erroneous interpretation insists that the phrase added nothing to the sentence. You cannot be born or naturalized and not "subject to the jurisdiction" of the country in the sense of police jurisdictions and such. The claim that it includes everyone passing through the US as US subjects is dependent on the statement being meaningless.

Furthermore this was specifically addresssed in the debates leading up to its passage.

So we have a text that can only be interpreted this way if someone is intentionally obtuse and we have the debates where its proponents state it would not create freewheeling birthright citizenship. And yet this interpretation persists.

Posted by: Someguy at April 01, 2019 05:04 PM (hmpNo)

365 Gregory Hines wants you to know that even he couldn't pull this shit off.

Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2019 05:31 PM (LuPts)

366 Ah Lil' Jakey Jerk Tapper, ain't gonna be enough to throw Maddow's butt on the bonfire of destroyed reputations. There's room there for you and for Don Lemon as well.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 01, 2019 07:01 PM (WRSbt)

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