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Trumpian! RNC and America First Ready to Attack Reporters Using Their Own Tweets Against Them
Trump Rally in Michigan at 7PM ET
Is our political class learning to actually fight?
Source says RNC and America First are prepared to attack reporters. “Any reporter who tries [to attack Trump] will be hit with 30-second spots of all their ridiculous claims about collusion. Their tweets have all been screencapped. It’s all ready to go.” https://t.co/qbSijmXztA
— Elaina Plott (@elainaplott) March 28, 2019
Jussie Smollett has been nominated for the 2019 NAACP Image Awardshttps://t.co/MjHlvEoI0X
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) March 28, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Jmel at March 28, 2019 06:50 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: I Have Questions at March 28, 2019 06:50 PM (BvNzB)
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 28, 2019 06:51 PM (JgA4k)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Thought Leader at March 28, 2019 06:52 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2019 06:52 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: vivi at March 28, 2019 06:53 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2019 06:53 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2019 06:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Slowest News Week Evah!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 06:53 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: blake - used vacation salesman at March 28, 2019 06:53 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 06:54 PM (8wKjk)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 06:54 PM (8wKjk)
Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2019 06:54 PM (WaxcS)
Prediction: Fake News will say "this sounds like a threat."
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 06:54 PM (cGinm)
I've been thinking about this. Making sport of is a lesser degree. I think we should make mock upon.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2019 06:54 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2019 06:54 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: Not Weezer at March 28, 2019 06:55 PM (uipR+)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 06:55 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2019 06:55 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 06:56 PM (cGinm)
He spews implausible horseshit and they don't question it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2019 06:56 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 06:56 PM (8wKjk)
Along the same lines, can you imagine any politician from the past, let alone a Republican one, you would drop things on the first nice Spring day to watch speak? I'm doing so now.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 28, 2019 06:56 PM (U8f1B)
The perpetual loser class sounds its fear trumpets. Then it must be the right thing to do.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 28, 2019 06:56 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 28, 2019 06:56 PM (haWye)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2019 06:56 PM (WNAuL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2019 06:57 PM (veds3)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 28, 2019 06:57 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 28, 2019 06:57 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2019 06:57 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: vivi
All the chin tucks keep dragging it down?
He misread "hime cut" as "him cut"?
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2019 06:57 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 06:57 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 06:57 PM (8wKjk)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 06:57 PM (cF8AT)
theatlantic.com
lmao at GOPe stupidity and gutlessness
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2019 06:58 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: CNN/MSNBC at March 28, 2019 06:58 PM (haWye)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 06:58 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Uncle Si at March 28, 2019 06:58 PM (F7vOh)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 06:58 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 28, 2019 06:58 PM (odm3g)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2019 06:59 PM (rf8q9)
Posted by: freaked at March 28, 2019 06:59 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 06:59 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Brewdog at March 28, 2019 06:59 PM (/dUaV)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2019 06:59 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 06:59 PM (kQs4Y)
May the Force be with you.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
I think that called for a nick change to "Sithsayer".
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2019 07:00 PM (P1f+c)
Something bad happens to Dems: "Republicans Pounce"
Something good happens to GOP: "Republicans Fear"
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2019 07:00 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 07:00 PM (8wKjk)
Posted by: Uncle Si at March 28, 2019 07:01 PM (F7vOh)
Karen Carpenter
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2019 07:01 PM (qBNEP)
Chicken broth. Beef broth. Just...broth.
Posted by: antisocialist at March 28, 2019 07:01 PM (2shuf)
ALL "Republican Strategists" are Democrat shits.
Of course they "fear" President Trump rubbing the Democrats' noses in a scandalous hoax.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:01 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2019 07:01 PM (NLLmE)
ACE!
please be well. take it easy. eat something and rest.
good Lord, you're and EWOK
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2019 07:01 PM (d7Ww2)
I believe that's all your starving gut bacteria going "f*** this, I'm out."
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2019 07:01 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 28, 2019 07:02 PM (dUJdY)
The Smollett award thing is no surprise. The NAACP has about as much credibility as Kim Foxx.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 28, 2019 06:53 PM (+lVUW)
The NAACP is to the advancement of people as the ACLU is to the protection of civil liberties.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:02 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2019 07:02 PM (BbGew)
Gonna watch my favorite President beat down the Left at this rally, while I cook up a juicy ribeye, macaroni and cheese, and some collard greens.
#Winning.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2019 07:03 PM (dQsCC)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
As the Southern Poverty Law Center is about Southern Poverty.
Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2019 07:03 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2019 07:03 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2019 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at March 28, 2019 07:03 PM (O+mPF)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter
I think that called for a nick change to "Sithsayer".
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2019 07:00 PM (P1f+c)
Only the Jedi say things like that.
Posted by: Dr. T at March 28, 2019 07:04 PM (Vgw1E)
1.Pure tribal loyalty and getting over on the system,
2. Conservative blacks who call out item 1 as bullshit,
3. Retaliation against the blacks in item 2 by the blacks in item 1.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 28, 2019 07:04 PM (tHST2)
All of us are pulling for you!
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 28, 2019 07:04 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2019 07:04 PM (NLLmE)
Anyway, I'm sure Jussie will look lovely in whatever gay apparel he sashays down the red carpet in.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2019 07:05 PM (ptqGC)
2) I just had an hour of almost nonstop diarrhea.
I am thinking that these two things might not be unrelated.
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:05 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: William Kristol : AHOY! at March 28, 2019 07:05 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 28, 2019 07:05 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2019 07:05 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2019 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)
*sigh*
Gotta work in the am. Just a couple beers tonight.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2019 07:05 PM (dQsCC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2019 07:05 PM (fuK7c)
For years, I've told Ace he drinks too much water.
He does.
Don't worry about dehydration. You'll know when you're getting dehydrated. Thirst is a good indication. Dry mouth is another. Much later on if you ignore the first few symptoms, you'll get cramps.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:05 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2019 07:06 PM (LDXRd)
Posted by: Drc at March 28, 2019 07:06 PM (llGBY)
Posted by: DXO at March 28, 2019 07:06 PM (nzKWW)
Maybe actual reporting isn't such a great thing after-all.
Posted by: DaveA at March 28, 2019 07:06 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2019 07:06 PM (LuPts)
@realdonaldtrump - 10:48am - Oct 11 2016
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:06 PM (uEbPt)
346 I SURVIVED THE GIRLS OUTING TO THE MUSEUM! ! Yay me.
It wasn't really awful or anything. Those two were kinda hilarious. My spawn has an advanced degree in sarcasm, and her bestie is all high drama. So bff gets the drama rolling and girl spawn slams down an epic eye roll with sarcasm chaser. Seriously I think that one eye roll could be heard in St. Louis. These two are a great comedy team.
Bonus... museum had a special collection of advertising posters from the Belle Epoque era. Quite awesome. Titian and Rembrandt were outstanding but Toulouse Latrec was missing. Disappoint.
Second bonus... Picasso drawing very detailed and marvelous next to Picasso painting that looked like a 4 yr old went nuts with the crayons. Girlies got to see best and worst of Picasso side by side.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2019 07:01 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 28, 2019 07:07 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2019 07:07 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2019 07:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Paris Hilton Doesn't Change Facial Expressions at March 28, 2019 07:07 PM (uipR+)
Yeah, they'll never use these quotes, wanna bet?
Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2019 07:07 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 28, 2019 07:07 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2019 07:07 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Drc at March 28, 2019 07:06 PM (llGBY)
Several here:
https://tinyurl.com/ztw6qrj
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Cheri at March 28, 2019 07:07 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2019 07:07 PM (TAmPV)
The laws don't apply to them.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:08 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Drc at March 28, 2019 07:08 PM (llGBY)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 28, 2019 07:08 PM (afjNA)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:08 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:08 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:08 PM (cF8AT)
Anyone have a link to a livestream of the Trump rally? I don't have a television
Posted by: Drc at March 28, 2019 07:06 PM
right side broadcasting network
youtube.com/watch?v=3xv8c27Gt-0
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2019 07:08 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (uEbPt)
Never mind, there are things I don't need to know.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (wJzv3)
Do you know what Chris Stierwalt would have paid to be your 'toilet' for that hour!?
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (LDXRd)
did hogmartin go to Grand Rapids?
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (KCxzN)
Trey Gowdy is at mid-range non-emergency-level War Hair.
I like him but has anyone heard why he changes his hair every day? A little creepy.
Posted by: dartist at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (K22Va)
Never mind, there are things I don't need to know.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (/tuJf)
Pickle juice explosion.
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (wJzv3)
I'm still mad at whoever came up with "never trust a man with a 1" forehead", because that was awesome.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (jXrK7)
Never would have pegged Napalitano as a NeverTrumper.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 28, 2019 07:08 PM (afjNA)
Seriously? He's been NeverTrump forever. As some moron said, never trust a guy with a one inch forehead.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (ptqGC)
You can get a show on CNN.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2019 07:07 PM (TAmPV)
That's Don Lemon's gig.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (6Q/CQ)
If you're looking to block up your colon, have a tater doughnut. There's nothing like a gooey doughball to reverse the trend.
Posted by: Fritz
Spudnuts!
http://www.spudnutshop.com/
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Trey forgot the first rule of prosecution, never threaten a perp in court with something unless you mean it. Or maybe that was never be a perp unless your in court and mean..ummh...or never be a prosecutor unless your a perp in court...ugh.
Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (32YRo)
did hogmartin go to Grand Rapids?
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (KCxzN)
I think him and there was someone else who said they had tickets. Can't remember who though.
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: x at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: IanDeal at March 28, 2019 07:11 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 28, 2019 07:08 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++
I kinda want a lot of rallies in enemy territory, for two reasons:
1) Needle them, and then execute swift retribution when they get out of line
2) Show their masters that yes, he has support even in their strongholds
It would be a logistical nightmare and probably take the army to protect attendees, but it would be a big poke in the eye.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:11 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 28, 2019 07:11 PM (C1NyB)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2019 07:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: dartist at March 28, 2019 07:11 PM (K22Va)
And not remember you did it?
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2019 07:11 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (cF8AT)
I saw Pickle Juice Explosion open for Butthole Surfers at Stinkfest.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:11 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 28, 2019 07:07 PM (TAmPV)
+++++++++++++
It would be a refreshing difference for them to pick up a host that doesn't shit out of his *mouth.*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:12 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 28, 2019 07:12 PM (dm05u)
Posted by: dartist at March 28, 2019 07:12 PM (K22Va)
Okay, so what are the Republicans supposed to focus on, then?
I am unaware of any agenda whatsoever from Republicans in Congress.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:12 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2019 07:12 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2019 07:12 PM (KCxzN)
Stop abusing your digestive system. Eat a normal, healthy, moderate diet every day. Count calories. It works.
Posted by: MW at March 28, 2019 07:13 PM (hNTtn)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 28, 2019 07:13 PM (odm3g)
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Interesting, huh? Particularly juxtaposed with their disdain for that old outdated document, The Constitution.
Posted by: Drc at March 28, 2019 07:13 PM (llGBY)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:11 PM (t6MX/)
I'm laughing like an idiot!
(Shut.up.)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:13 PM (cF8AT)
did hogmartin go to Grand Rapids?
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (KCxzN)
I think him and there was someone else who said they had tickets. Can't remember who though.
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (cF8AT)
Was Broseidon going?
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:13 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2019 07:14 PM (jXrK7)
i blame the pickle juice
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 28, 2019 07:13 PM (odm3g)
Do we blame Rosie O'Donell's fork? No we do not.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:14 PM (t6MX/)
Chicago PD sent a demand letter to Jughead demanding $130K or else.
TGP has the story, or you can read the letter on Twatter here:
https://twitter.com/CharlieDeMar/status/
1111372196897656832
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2019 07:14 PM (rf8q9)
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2019 07:14 PM (LDXRd)
it was best in that it got a lot of attention, but since he got caught faking it ... caught for multiple stupid moves, it seems like the award should go to someone else.
"I like SJW fakers that don't get caught" ... as Trump did not say.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 28, 2019 07:14 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Max Power at March 28, 2019 07:15 PM (q177U)
hogmartin update
he's outside the arena, not sure if he'll get in
they told him he should have gotten there at 0600
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2019 07:15 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: MW
"I was a calorie counting skeptic from the beginning!" - J Goldberg
Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2019 07:15 PM (32YRo)
Republicans showed us they're not for cutting spending; not for border security; not for tax cuts; not for repealing obamacare (especially); and certainly not for protecting the Unborn or even the Just-born!
Other than War in Syria and in Yemen and open borders, what is the Republicans' agenda?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:15 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: Argent at March 28, 2019 07:15 PM (LDXRd)
well I have been taking a fair amount of it... does too much magnesium cause diarrhea?!
Damn, these ELECTROLYTES!!! These end my fasts every time!
I had no idea you could have too much magnesium!
Posted by: The Not-Dead Sea at March 28, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)
He did one in Macon and there were very few protestors. They were insignificant.
He needs an airport and venue that will accommodate him.
Posted by: freaked at March 28, 2019 07:15 PM (UdKB7)
TGP has the story, or you can read the letter on Twatter here:
https://twitter.com/CharlieDeMar/status/
1111372196897656832
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2019 07:14 PM (rf8q9)
+++++++++++++
Good start.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:16 PM (wJzv3)
His early stuff was wonderful, then he decided to deconstruct art and go primitive. Literally he wanted to paint like a child, and he succeeded.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2019 07:16 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:12 PM (cGinm)
Our agenda is straightforward and clear, do whatever the CoC wants us to while distancing ourselves from the rubes in our home districts.
Posted by: The Congressional GOP at March 28, 2019 07:17 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 28, 2019 07:17 PM (7dSea)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:15 PM (cGinm)
+++++++++++
The primary agenda point for the GOP for most of my life has been to lose nobly. They continue to pursue that agenda.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:17 PM (wJzv3)
I've been having diarrhea a lot and I've been having one or two tabs of magnesium per day.
WHY OH WHY AM I SO DUMB
Posted by: ACE at March 28, 2019 07:17 PM (PbpT7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaUSf0D95vs
They're launching an experimental satellite for DARPA. Here is an overview of the mission. It's pretty interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxb45tE8Edc
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2019 07:17 PM (sdi6R)
Good for you! Got them some cultchah!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2019 07:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
I remember that!
Starving Gut Bacteria had to cancel after their tour bus got caught in a flash flood.
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2019 07:17 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Colorado Legislature at March 28, 2019 07:17 PM (6Q/CQ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 28, 2019 07:17 PM (7dSea)
+++++++++++
In warmup. Trump should be on soon, I think.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:17 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: ACE at March 28, 2019 07:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 28, 2019 07:18 PM (OOH1c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:18 PM (kQs4Y)
Starving Gut Bacteria had to cancel after their tour bus got caught in a flash flood.
Posted by: mikeski at March 28, 2019 07:17 PM (P1f+c)
Oh the poohmanity!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:18 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2019 07:18 PM (jXrK7)
Every day now I'm laughing in delight.
Posted by: RKae at March 28, 2019 07:18 PM (gpZas)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 28, 2019 07:18 PM (39g3+)
Damn, these ELECTROLYTES!!! These end my fasts every time!
I had no idea you could have too much magnesium!
Posted by: The Not-Dead Sea at March 28, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)
Oh hell yeah it does!
There's different kinds of magnesium. Some cause bad diarrhea, others not so much.
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: The Not-Dead Sea at March 28, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)
Magnesium Citrate is one of the preps for colonoscopies.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (wYseH)
it was so great. I felt great the last two days.
Posted by: ACE at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (7dSea)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Shep! at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (/tuJf)
well, I'm just the smartest guy in the galaxy, aren't I?
Posted by: ACE at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7)
He needs an airport and venue that will accommodate him.
Posted by: freaked at March 28, 2019 07:15 PM (UdKB7)
We went to that. It's a once in a lifetime experience. We left the house at 4 am and got to Macon at 6 am.
We were some of the first ones in, and we were standing about 20 feet from the stage.
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (8wKjk)
Was that the time they dumped their shitter on a bridge over a tour boat going by?
Posted by: dartist at March 28, 2019 07:20 PM (K22Va)
Too much Magnesium and Pop Rocks is what killed Mikey.
Apparently, it will really mess up your humours.
It will also increase semen production.
So...win, win?
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2019 07:20 PM (YLiXd)
Posted by: The Not-Dead Sea at March 28, 2019 07:15 PM (PbpT7)
Magnesium Citrate is one of the preps for colonoscopies.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (wYseH)
Yep, magnesium is an active ingredient in laxatives.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 28, 2019 07:20 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2019 07:20 PM (qBNEP)
hogmartin just sent a vid of the crowd...looks like it's the crowd for the Led Zeppelin reunion tour concert...lots of people
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2019 07:20 PM (KCxzN)
It doesn't abbreviate to a catchy word, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: ACE at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: vivi at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (d7Ww2)
I get diarrhea when one of my wife's bucks misses and fills me up by error.
Sometimes I pay for the error.
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (O+mPF)
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2019 07:09 PM (KCxzN)
I think him and there was someone else who said they had tickets. Can't remember who though.
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:10 PM (cF8AT)
Was Broseidon going?
Posted by: m
Remember, only Nixon could go to China.
Or...something like that.
Posted by: Captain Marko Ramius at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (GBJhG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (8wKjk)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (7dSea)
They should fire you for shaking Manhattans!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Ace at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (PbpT7)
Yeah, a little bit of Magnesium Oxide or Mag Citrate as a supp is good for you. Motility (as opposed to irregularity or constipation) is a always a good thing.
But you don't want to loosen your stool too much
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: AOC at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (YLiXd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 28, 2019 07:22 PM (dUJdY)
It's why you can't drink salt water.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2019 07:22 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Fritz at March 28, 2019 07:22 PM (LuPts)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:22 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2019 07:22 PM (GBJhG)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 28, 2019 07:22 PM (odm3g)
*Also*
Beware Of Foods And Supps That Are DIURETICS as these will literally suck the hydration right out of you.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:22 PM (cGinm)
Trump Jr: "It went from Michael Avenatti 2020 to Micheal Avenatti 20 to 25."
Posted by: Mongo at March 28, 2019 07:22 PM (BD7Qt)
Some engineer needs to learn about clipping.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 28, 2019 07:23 PM (w7KSn)
I hope you've tried adding pure fiber before, because the firmity, girth and length is impressive for a few scoops of white (fiber) dust every day. Bonus: Clean (one-solid snake turd) ass-wipes 90% of the time because the fibrous turd is spectacularly reinforced via the fiber-powder intake. Clean 2nd wipes are a reality for those of us that use a spoon of powdered fiber in our drinks once a day. Not kidding - even though I'd like too!
#JustTryIt!
Posted by: MoJoTee at March 28, 2019 07:23 PM (2yhkc)
....
I'd never commit such an atrocity. I've even got a crystal pitcher for preparing them all super-douchy.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 28, 2019 07:23 PM (7dSea)
the body strives to stay in "stasis" with everything balanced, but silly humans get weird ideas into their heads, and think they are smarter than Mother Nature.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 28, 2019 07:23 PM (rf8q9)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (d7Ww2)
Full diarrhetard
Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2019 07:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ACE at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (PbpT7)
---------------------
I'm going to try to start a fast again. I do fine with 1 meal a day, but can't seem to get past 24 hours. Watching you make it 11 days has been encouraging.
Posted by: Drc at March 28, 2019 07:23 PM (llGBY)
Some engineer needs to learn about clipping.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 28, 2019 07:23 PM (w7KSn)
Me, too. I'm on the RSBN link.
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:23 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2019 07:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2019 07:24 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2019 07:24 PM (CcyrO)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:24 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: vivi at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM (11H2y)
**********
Mari Harf Democrat
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2019 07:24 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:24 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:24 PM (cGinm)
159 Rocket Lab's webcast is live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaUSf0D95vs
They're launching an experimental satellite for DARPA.
d'oh! it'll already be launched (or not) by the time i get off work.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 28, 2019 07:24 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 28, 2019 07:25 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2019 07:25 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:25 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: Soothsayer
You've got that backwards.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2019 07:25 PM (veds3)
Posted by: dartist at March 28, 2019 07:25 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2019 07:25 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (cGinm)
See also: "Milk of Magnesia". A treatment for...constipation.
Posted by: antisocialist at March 28, 2019 07:25 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:25 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 07:25 PM (8wKjk)
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2019 07:26 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:26 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at March 28, 2019 07:26 PM (O+mPF)
Ace, everybody goofs. But don't overdo it in the opposite direction and wind up constipated.
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2019 07:25 PM (786Ro)
Who's goofing? This is serious shit!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:26 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: DXO at March 28, 2019 07:26 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:26 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2019 07:26 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2019 07:26 PM (ykYG2)
Explosive is what they called it.
From all the liquids and no fiber.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:26 PM (kQs4Y)
hahahaha
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (uXX7B)
But you don't want to loosen your stool too much
Posted by: Soothsayer
Being able to stand flat footed and shit thru a screen door is too loose.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (sLVyZ)
BRAT!
Bananas rice applesauce toast (although I thought the last was supposed to be tapioca).
But what would I know? I don't go on week long fasts to hallucinate and visit the spirit world. There are common pharmaceuticals for that.
Posted by: RI Red at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (lrIR8)
booooooooooooo
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (uXX7B)
Diarrhea comes with fasting.
Explosive is what they called it.
From all the liquids and no fiber.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (pUDQf)
I am envisioning the dumb and dumber toilet sequence.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JDubb at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (waM0p)
It's not diarrhea , it's just weakness leaving your body.
Posted by: mikeyG at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:28 PM (wJzv3)
Because NAACP Image Awards is MAGA COUNTRY BABY!
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2019 07:28 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:28 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 28, 2019 07:28 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:28 PM (uXX7B)
It can collapse under you and then you fall on the filthy bar floor.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2019 07:28 PM (NWiLs)
I am envisioning the dumb and dumber toilet sequence.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)
Up to and including the giggle at the fart squeak.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2019 07:28 PM (pUDQf)
--
I hope 2020's campaign slogan is "Make Democrats Pay For Once."
It doesn't abbreviate to a catchy word, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:21 PM
---------------------
If I was a Repub candidate, I would hire the Black Rifle Coffee people to do all my commercials. Go big or go home.
I assume everyone here has seen their "Married Life" video. Classic!
Posted by: irright at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (RVcmP)
just got a txt from hogmartin; they have big speakers for the crowd outside
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (KCxzN)
sheryl crow, is that you?
Posted by: Anachronda at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (sGtp+)
I am envisioning the dumb and dumber toilet sequence.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:27 PM (t6MX/)
TurboLax!
Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (uXX7B)
They have discovered (internal polls?) that it's much more *profitable to fight our opponents than to fight President Donald J. Trump.
*gentlemen, we've got to protect our phoney, baloney jobs
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:28 PM (wJzv3)
---
Behold the god who bleeds!
Muellermaneeeeeeee!!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (jXrK7)
hahaha
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (uXX7B)
sheryl crow, is that you?
Posted by: Anachronda at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (sGtp+)
One square only, Vasily.
Posted by: Capt. SherylCrow Ramius at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (uXX7B)
Have we worn this one out?
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (8wKjk)
......
Pickle juice?
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (FTPVM)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Moreso under the heading of "Don't do what I did and here's why:"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2019 07:28 PM (pUDQf)
Little Ewok legs sticking of the crapper, shaking from the reverberations.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: DXO at March 28, 2019 07:31 PM (nzKWW)
One square only, Vasily.
Posted by: Capt. SherylCrow Ramius at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (NWiLs
Totally read that in Connery's horrible Russian accent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2019 07:31 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (uXX7B)
Have we worn this one out?
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (8wKjk)
It seems to be on two topics. Moronically.
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:31 PM (uXX7B)
Moreso under the heading of "Don't do what I did and here's why:"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (sLVyZ)
That applies at least a few times in every thread.
Posted by: Roy at March 28, 2019 07:31 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2019 07:19 PM (wYseH
Just did that last week. It works. all too well.
Posted by: RI Red at March 28, 2019 07:31 PM (lrIR8)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (8wKjk)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (jXrK7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Moreso under the heading of "Don't do what I did and here's why:"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (sLVy
There are times when our highest and best purpose is as a warning to others.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: AltonJackson
Too cool!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (8wKjk)
No. It's just...soiled.
Posted by: antisocialist at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:30 PM (t6MX
Debating whether to go ahead and clean the toilet right after because it sprayed everywhere or to wait and see if another round of butt peeing ensues.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: dartist at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Insomniac
Story of my childhood.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (jXrK7)
Never called you back, did it?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (ujg0T)
true
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (uXX7B)
Importantly, he said, this should never happen to another president and that trying to do it would result in painful penalty.
So how are assholes in the future going to know that there will be a painful penalty?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (ePWRo)
right after because it sprayed everywhere or to wait and see if another
round of butt peeing ensues.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (pUDQf)
Demi Rose: Ace, don't use the toilet in there. It is broken.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (cF8AT)
Some commenters have potty mouths.
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (8wKjk)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (uXX7B)
..........
Did Jefe really say that? Awesome. Now call him Mr. Mackey.
Posted by: wth at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: trev006 at March 28, 2019 07:34 PM (JH+YW)
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 28, 2019 07:34 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2019 07:34 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:34 PM (uEbPt)
WTF?!
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM (cF8A
***************
FNC has it on:
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2019 07:34 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2019 07:34 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 28, 2019 07:34 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:34 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2019 07:34 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (wJzv3)
This would be the same NAACP that was founded by a bunch of pasty white people, along with WEB Du Bois as the token negro, back around 1910. And didn't have a black President of the organization until the mid-1970s.
I call Du Bois a token because the rest of the founders weren't dumb enough to let him run the organization, they just made him Director of Publicity and Research (mouthpiece, in other words).
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (uXX7B)
Blow it out your ass!
[
]Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (wYseH)
Jussie bringing his bodyguards with him?
Because NAACP Image Awards is MAGA COUNTRY BABY!
Posted by: wth
Bodyguards? Sure those aren't dates?
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (WNAuL)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (dQsCC)
Guy was in New Jersey, somewhere.
Long gone now.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2019 07:34 PM (/tuJf)
Which particular part?
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (ePWRo)
Put the bodies of the perpetrators in gibbets and hang them in the lobbies of the relevant government building. And then leave them there for 100 years.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (cF8AT)
You know who else didn't hit them very far?
Obama. Notoriously short hitter.
Posted by: Fisher at March 28, 2019 07:36 PM (a1hgu)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:36 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:36 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:29 PM (uXX7B)
Blow it out your ass!
[ ]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (wYseH)
larfing, here
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:36 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2019 07:36 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 28, 2019 07:36 PM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (dQsCC)
++++++++++
The Oval Office Address is not Trump's format. He does okay, but I don't think he likes the formality of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:36 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2019 07:36 PM (ePWRo)
A smart, completely honest president who fights and does it with a smile.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2019 07:36 PM (/tuJf)
Muellermaneeeeeeee!!!
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Beam me up, gentlemen...gentlemen?
Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2019 07:37 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (ePWRo)
This is about Ace's diarrhea, isn't it.
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:37 PM (uXX7B)
"I'd say WTH...Russia? What does Russia have to do with my campaign?!"
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:37 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2019 07:37 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 28, 2019 07:36 PM (xzqr4)
+++++++++++
It would. The Left should be damn pleased that Trump isn't "literally Hitler" because he probably could be if he were so inclined.
I hope they say a prayer of thanksgiving every day.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:37 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: Tami
There is no other blog anywhere as cool as Ace's Place.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2019 07:38 PM (sLVyZ)
A smart, completely honest president who fights and does it with a smile.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2019 07:36 PM (/tuJf)
That's my President!
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:38 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (wJzv3)
Then you are fvcked! The idea is to outrun the bear!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2019 07:38 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (4ErVI)
Heads on pikes at the city limits of DC. Leave 'em there until the birds peck 'em clean.
Posted by: antisocialist at March 28, 2019 07:38 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Boswell at March 28, 2019 07:38 PM (32YRo)
Has mccain's treachery been mentioned yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:38 PM (cGinm)
-----
Pencil-neck geek
Grit eatin' freak
Scum suckin' peahead with a lousy physique
He's a no-good, one-man losin' streak
Nothin' but a pencil-neck geek.
Posted by: Zombie Freddie Blassie at March 28, 2019 07:38 PM (IFKOp)
Sure, there's one dangling right down there, just give it a tug...
Posted by: mikeyG at March 28, 2019 07:38 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:38 PM (wJzv3)
Ask ace how his asshole is feeling.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 28, 2019 07:38 PM (ykYG2)
304 299 This thread is hysterical!
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (cF8AT)
Some commenters have potty mouths.
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (8wKjk)
No kidding.
Steal something from THIS thread, Jonah. I dare you. I double dog dare you.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2019 07:39 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:39 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:39 PM (kQs4Y)
Finally back from three days on the Oregon coast.
Attacking media??? Does this mean we can finally use bayonets?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 28, 2019 07:39 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2019 07:39 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 28, 2019 07:38 PM (wYseH)
+++++++++
Yeah, it's game over. I'm just bear shit that doesn't realize it yet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:40 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:40 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:36 PM (uEbPt)
Heh heh. Only have about a third of a pancreas. No digestive enzymes. Garbage in, garbage out.
Y'all are amateurs...
Posted by: antisocialist at March 28, 2019 07:40 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:40 PM (wJzv3)
Imma wash you down with pickle juice.
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:40 PM (cF8AT)
lobbies of the relevant government building. And then leave them there
for 100 years.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 28, 2019 07:35 PM (4ErVI)
Traitors death. Then bury in a common grave, let Ace do his doodies, and erect a memorial at the entrance to Congress, where all future critters must take their oath, appending, "so help me God, upon pain of death."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:41 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:41 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2019 07:41 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Insomniac
Story of my childhood.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (sLVyZ)
Heh. Mine too. And my adolescence. And my twenties and thirties.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2019 07:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 28, 2019 07:41 PM (/1I03)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 28, 2019 07:42 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2019 07:39 PM (XROPS)
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What was it?
Posted by: MAGA at March 28, 2019 07:42 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:40 PM (cF8AT)
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Watch out, Tami - I hear that could have ... explosive results.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:42 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:42 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:42 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2019 07:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 28, 2019 07:42 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2019 07:42 PM (KP5rU)
T-shirt in the crowd behind PDT.
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:42 PM (uXX7B)
Because NAACP Image Awards is MAGA COUNTRY BABY!
Posted by: wth
With Juicy's $100,000+ debt to Chicago, how can he afford bodyguards?
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2019 07:43 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 07:33 PM (8wKjk)
I plead seaman.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:43 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: rickl
Is this Musk's stuff?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2019 07:43 PM (sLVyZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:42 PM (kQs4Y)
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Except he's not a crook. It's like watching an honest mobster. That is a great way to describe it, Eris.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:43 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 28, 2019 07:43 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:40 PM (cF8AT)
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Watch out, Tami - I hear that could have ... explosive results.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:42 PM (wJzv3)
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Well, how long do you want to stay in a bear's colon, anyway?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 28, 2019 07:43 PM (IFKOp)
Posted by: isolden at March 28, 2019 07:44 PM (z0De4)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 28, 2019 07:44 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:44 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2019 07:44 PM (NtglE)
Obama-era AG Eric Holder blasts America: "Exactly when did you think America was great?"
"It takes us back to what I think, an American past that never in fact really existed. This notion of greatness"
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:44 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Carl at March 28, 2019 07:45 PM (ktP6m)
Posted by: antisocialist at March 28, 2019 07:45 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 28, 2019 07:43 PM (IFKOp)
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At that point, I don't reckon I'd care
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:45 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)
First thought was pacing then AWARENESS
He was a lion behind invisible bars stalking his prey.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2019 07:45 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: MAGA at March 28, 2019 07:42 PM (I5LRE)\
Something like "Dieter's Tea" with all sorts of Chinese symbols.
OMG Trump just referred to the Talking Heads video!!!!
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2019 07:45 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:45 PM (uEbPt)
no. these are the small rocket folks from new zealand.
Posted by: Anachronda
Did y'all see where VP Pence stated we are going to be back on the moon in five years as a pathway to a moon base and launching pad to Mars?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2019 07:45 PM (sLVyZ)
Karen Carpenter
Posted by: Eromero
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Does it mean that I'm going to hell if I laughed like a seventh grader who farted in class?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 28, 2019 07:46 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:45 PM (kQs4Y)
We were all thinking it.
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:46 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2019 07:46 PM (pUDQf)
Obama-era AG Eric Holder blasts America: "Exactly when did you think America was great?"
"It takes us back to what I think, an American past that never in fact really existed. This notion of greatness"
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:44 PM (cF8AT)
Hold on now, he might have a point. How great could America be if it allowed him to be AG?
Posted by: Insomniac at March 28, 2019 07:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2019 07:46 PM (dQsCC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 28, 2019 07:46 PM (DBRY5)
I noticed that. I think he's a little tired of watching her get attacked.
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:46 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:46 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: saf at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: LASue at March 28, 2019 07:43 PM (XROPS)
.........
MUUHUHUHWAAHWAA
Posted by: George Soreass at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (kQs4Y)
Greg? Greg who?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (cGinm)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: rickl
Is this Musk's stuff?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 28, 2019 07:43 PM (sLVyZ)
No, it's a different company. The Electron rocket is small and designed for small satellites. It utilizes innovative technology like a carbon fiber body and 3D printed engine parts. While it's not designed to be reusable, the company believes they can be mass-produced cheaply, thus lowering the cost of launches.
It's a pretty cool rocket. It has 9 engines on the first stage and 1 on the second, just like SpaceX's Falcon 9. But the entire first stage only has 1/5 the thrust of a single Merlin 1D. It's like a dollhouse-sized version of Falcon 9.
Posted by: rickl at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: antisocialist at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (2shuf)
"They're pulling that handle...or whatever the hell they're pulling...they're pulling it for us!"
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:46 PM (cF8AT)
That reminds me. Ace, courtesy flush, man.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
I think that decorum prevented him from saying "and I've fucked all the supermodels".
I like that he's said that you (we) are the elite.
While I was typing this he said bullshit. I'm going to be quiet for a minute.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Eromero at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (qBNEP)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: April at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: dartist at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (K22Va)
he mean Guttfeld ?
Posted by: Big Star at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (nb8+g)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (cGinm
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Gutfeld
Posted by: redridinghood at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (RBOtF)
Posted by: vivi at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 28, 2019 07:47 PM (0O7c5)
My husband damn near fell off his chair laughing.
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (VfnTc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (odm3g)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (NtglE)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 28, 2019 07:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2019 07:49 PM (dQsCC)
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:49 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at March 28, 2019 07:49 PM (4xZi9)
Actually, I remember in the Reagan years, they ran some good ads using a Tip O'Neil lookalike.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 28, 2019 07:49 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 28, 2019 07:49 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (wJzv3)
Try the trunews link I posted upthread
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:50 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2019 07:49 PM (dQsCC)
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I hope next time he disparages the elite, he insults their homely wives. Not all of them are homely (like Bethany), but compared to Melania ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:50 PM (wJzv3)
Ace, earlier this evening
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at March 28, 2019 07:50 PM (VfnTc)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2019 07:50 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Bill K, Manly Man at March 28, 2019 07:51 PM (YgFfV)
Posted by: eleven at March 28, 2019 07:51 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:51 PM (uXX7B)
Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 28, 2019 07:51 PM (551XC)
Posted by: Tami at March 28, 2019 07:51 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2019 07:51 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 28, 2019 07:51 PM (t6MX/)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 28, 2019 07:51 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: m at March 28, 2019 07:51 PM (uXX7B)
I'd like to hear McTurtle through a few curse words out now and again towards Pelosi.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 28, 2019 07:51 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2019 07:51 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2019 07:50 PM (BbGew)
Fecal transplants have been proven to work.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 28, 2019 07:51 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (VfnTc)
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Go squeeze the Chairman.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 28, 2019 07:52 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: micky at March 28, 2019 07:52 PM (3byMq)
Posted by: Mr. Whipple at March 28, 2019 07:48 PM (VfnTc)
You must be new here.
Posted by: ALH at March 28, 2019 07:52 PM (8wKjk)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 28, 2019 07:52 PM (GBJhG)
Posted by: Hands at March 28, 2019 07:52 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 28, 2019 07:52 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 28, 2019 07:52 PM (f8ilN)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 28, 2019 07:53 PM (ePWRo)
"You're a racist." "Green new deal." "You're a misogynist."
"Oh enough with your ridiculous bullshit."
Posted by: ... at March 28, 2019 07:53 PM (uEbPt)
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I once had a life altering experience with a hemorrhoid, but is that too off topic?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 28, 2019 07:32 PM
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If you've never seen it, an internet classic:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxj94e6t
Posted by: irright at March 28, 2019 07:53 PM (RVcmP)
You decide
Posted by: Skip at March 28, 2019 07:53 PM (BbGew)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:55 PM (wJzv3)
No shit? Take care, plenty of nonalcoholic beverages now.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 28, 2019 07:56 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 28, 2019 07:59 PM (wJzv3)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 28, 2019 08:00 PM (dQsCC)
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This is why I come - R U Not Entertained?
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