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The Morning Rant

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"In my opinion, the lyingest sh*tweasel in this whole Russian collusion clown show has been Congressman Adam Schiff. He's been insisting all along that he's seen "conclusive evidence" of Trump's involvement with shady Russian operatives who helped him steal the presidency from Hillary, the rightful winner of the 2016 election. Which would be news to Robert Mueller, who's been looking for precisely this evidence for 2 whole years. Which raises the question: If Schiff actually had evidence, why didn't he put it on a thumb drive and walk it over to Mueller's office? Was that so hard? If he's been sitting on it all of this time, wouldn't that be obstruction of justice. If I were Mueller, I'd be thoroughly p*ssed. So does Schiff have the goods on Trump or not? Because if he's got nothing (as I suspect), then what he did is the equivalent of shouting 'FIRE!' in a crowded theater when there is no fire. There should be consequences. At the very least, Schiff needs to put up or shut up."



What A Sack of Sh*t:

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Weaponize > Seize > Pounce:




And Here Come the Bitter Clingers:

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Weirdest Post-Mueller Let-Down Tweet::




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Who Dis:

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Note on cheating: If you don't know who is in the photo and do a Google or Bing image search, please don't blurt out the answer right away. Let those who are trying to guess have a shot at it. Thank you.



For the 'Ettes:

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If you need a clue, take a look at this more recognizable photo.



Wednesday's celebs: Myrna Loy and a young Mikhail Gorbachev wearing a snazzy fedora.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Baby Back Ribs:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:17 AM




Comments

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1 minky!

Posted by: m at March 29, 2019 11:17 AM (qxAnn)

2 Adam Schiff has an uncanny resemblance to the actor who played the shitweasel president on 24.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2019 11:18 AM (KUaJL)

3 Betty Crocker?

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 29, 2019 11:18 AM (Xvo1a)

4 TGIF... Thanks Gorilla it's Friday!! Top mumble mumble...

Posted by: zeera at March 29, 2019 11:19 AM (3Bzg7)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 11:19 AM (IXZGh)

6 Betty White?....not cheating this time

Posted by: BignJames at March 29, 2019 11:19 AM (ykq7q)

7 Betty White. What's the prize?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2019 11:19 AM (4knXT)

8 Top FIVE is what I was trying to say

Posted by: zeera at March 29, 2019 11:19 AM (3Bzg7)

9 Crocker & Tubbs?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2019 11:20 AM (4knXT)

10 Joan Collins

Posted by: zeera at March 29, 2019 11:20 AM (3Bzg7)

11 Mmmm ... ribs

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 11:20 AM (vWMNq)

12 top ten?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 29, 2019 11:20 AM (0r1YL)

13 Oh man do those ribs look good.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 11:20 AM (NWiLs)

14 mmmmmmmmmmm ribs.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 29, 2019 11:20 AM (sjdRT)

15

She' Betty White. I may figure out who he is after moar cofveve.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 11:20 AM (HaL55)

16 I got Gregory Peck without the hint, but that confirmed it.

Don't know the girl.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (fuK7c)

17 The guy is Sammy Davis Jr. in his whiteface period, right?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (4knXT)

18 Gregory Peck is the guy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (XWb4y)

19 Betty White should write a tell all book before she passes.

The #MeToo movement wouldn't know what hit it. I'm sure she's got a million stories to tell.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (IXZGh)

20 Gregory Peck.....yeah, I needed the hint.

Posted by: BignJames at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (ykq7q)

21 Somebody needs to tell Sally Kohn that none of those people were indicted for anything to do with Donald Trump or his campaign or Russian involvement. They were all political targets and were mostly process crimes. Find a new chicken to fuck.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (I2dne)

22 Hmm. So Wellingtons make the cut for style? Who knew?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (2qPhT)

23 Number of the people the dimwitted Sally Kohn mentions in her idiotic tweet who were indicted for anything remotely resembling "collusion" with Russia == 0

Dumbness level: 1,000 millikohns

Posted by: DocJ at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (NYS7S)

24 Schiff reminds me of some animal...maybe a Lemur?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:22 AM (2qPhT)

25 Betty White should write a tell all book before she passes.

The #MeToo movement wouldn't know what hit it. I'm sure she's got a million stories to tell.
Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (IXZGh)



So Allen Ludden was a kinky dude?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2019 11:22 AM (4knXT)

26 The Left should be screaming for Schiff's head His lies led them to Oblivion.

Posted by: Jean at March 29, 2019 11:22 AM (OQO3S)

27 Betty White and the creepy guy who used to hang out at the pool hall when I was a kid.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 29, 2019 11:22 AM (hjaPQ)

28
Heh, luv the last one in the Boot Guide.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 11:22 AM (HaL55)

29 Morning all... Anyone seen Ruthie yet?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2019 11:22 AM (O2RFr)

30 Gregory Peck.....yeah, I needed the hint.
Posted by: BignJames


Yeah. But didn't need the book in the hint.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 11:22 AM (XWb4y)

31 Ridiculous BullSchiff

Posted by: JackStraw at March 29, 2019 11:22 AM (/tuJf)

32 Schiff's only "evidence" seems to be the Trump Tower meeting with Veselnitskaya - that was all a pretense to talk about the Magnitsky Act.

Schiff seems to think that digging up opposition research on a Democrat opponent is somehow forbidden.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 29, 2019 11:22 AM (vg8iE)

33 In my opinion, the lyingest sh*tweasel in this whole Russian collusion clown show has been Congressman Adam Schiff. He's been insisting all along that he's seen "conclusive evidence" of Trump's involvement with shady Russian operatives who helped him steal the presidency from Hillary, the rightful winner of the 2016 election.

Maybe he shoulda told Mueller. Or maybe he's just lying. Probably lying.

He should bear in mind what is in my opinion the most important of the 10 commandments: "thou shalt not bear false witness."

I know he will reap what he's sown when he gets his final reward, but I hope he does some mighty fine reaping on this plane first.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (I2dne)

34 23 Number of the people the dimwitted Sally Kohn mentions in her idiotic tweet who were indicted for anything remotely resembling "collusion" with Russia == 0

Dumbness level: 1,000 millikohns
Posted by: DocJ at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (NYS7S)

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Trump is icky.

That's all she wants to put across.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (YABhD)

35 Somebody needs to tell Sally Kohn that none of those people were indicted for anything to do with Donald Trump or his campaign or Russian involvement. They were all political targets and were mostly process crimes. Find a new chicken to fuck.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (I2dne)


Weren't all of them convicted for "crimes" PRIOR to their involvement with Trump, other than Cohen and he just lied under oath?

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (IXZGh)

36 I did not do a search. My guess is Betty White.

Oh look ribs!

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (gmo/4)

37 Abe Lincoln?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (WoSlu)

38 Jussie Smollett was indicted too.

Posted by: Roy at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (xqdqQ)

39 From the thread below:

How many terrorists visit the EU from the US? Zero, I'd reckon.
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Wellll...if they're from Minnesota...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (IFKOp)

40 1. I know who the babe is but my dead brain cells refuse to come up with a name.

2. Babyback ribs. OMG.

3. CNN seems disturbingly ecstatic in their description of Barron. As in, restraining order ecstatic.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

41

Betty White and Gregory Peck?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (zBaqJ)

42 Schiff is a lying weasel but Cummings is just as horrible. However, Cummings keeps his sh*t to the committee hearings where it belongs so he's probably untouchable.

Schiff would be a nice scalp to take.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (vWMNq)

43 Schiff reminds me of some animal...maybe a Lemur?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:22 AM (2qPhT)


Your really really warm.

Posted by: A Potto at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (4knXT)

44 Find a new chicken to fuck.
=====

I've been needing to break in this new strap-on....

Posted by: Sally at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (vg8iE)

45 I have evidence saved on a 5 1/4 floppy d.

Posted by: adam spliff at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (3zt5o)

46
Oh yeah, he's...um...That Guy from That Thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 11:24 AM (HaL55)

47 Can something be greater than 1000 milliKohn of stupid? Yes

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2019 11:24 AM (JFO2v)

48
Warren Oates?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 29, 2019 11:24 AM (zBaqJ)

49 Betty Crocker?
Posted by: jhawk90
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I guess the ribs, corn, and potato should have tipped me off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:24 AM (fZcn6)

50 Mmm, ribs.

No idea on who the woman is, sadly. Not exactly a hottie.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:24 AM (bcbK8)

51 "So does Schiff have the goods on Trump or not? Because if he's got nothing (as I suspect)....."

You just suspect? Really, OM, I thought more of your cognitive abilities. Or, was that just irony?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 11:24 AM (3sjI6)

52 >>>Note on cheating: If you don't know who is in the photo and do a Google or Bing image search, please don't blurt out the answer right away. Let those who are trying to guess have a shot at it. Thank you.

OM, that's a good idea.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2019 11:24 AM (qxAnn)

53 OK, the Avenatti meme made me laugh good and hard.

Good thing I'm the only one on my side of the office today

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:24 AM (AzW6q)

54 Capt. Ahab!


Oh look, ribs!

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:24 AM (gmo/4)

55 35 Somebody needs to tell Sally Kohn that none of those people were indicted for anything to do with Donald Trump or his campaign or Russian involvement. They were all political targets and were mostly process crimes. Find a new chicken to fuck.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (I2dne)

Weren't all of them convicted for "crimes" PRIOR to their involvement with Trump, other than Cohen and he just lied under oath?
Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (IXZGh)

==========

"Why would someone innocent hire someone like Manafort to run his campaign!?!?"

*remembers how few Republicans were willing to help Trump at all in the early days of his campaign*

"There's literally no reason he would have hired Manafort other than he wanted good Russian stuffs!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 29, 2019 11:25 AM (YABhD)

56 46
Oh yeah, he's...um...That Guy from That Thing.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 11:24 AM (HaL55)

Kurt Russell was great in The Thing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:25 AM (bcbK8)

57 Betty White and Mirror Universe Gregory Pecker.

Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2019 11:25 AM (NLLmE)

58 41

Betty White and Gregory Peck?



I looked at the extra picture and I recognized the face but the name wouldn't come but I think that's right.


Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 11:25 AM (vWMNq)

59 Dumbness level: 1,000 millikohns
Posted by: DocJ at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (NYS7S)


Well, yeah. After all, she's the twit the dumbness scale is named after.

She's the gold standard of dumb.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:25 AM (/aEfE)

60 Can something be greater than 1000 milliKohn of stupid? Yes


Posted by: rhennigantx

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The amount of intelligence contained in the universe is finite.

The amount of stupid in the universe is infinite.

It is known.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 29, 2019 11:25 AM (qT73I)

61 One of the BeeGees.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2019 11:25 AM (qxAnn)

62 Let those who are trying to guess have a shot at it. Thank you.

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It's like the people at trivia nights who secretly cheat using their smartphone. Poor form!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:25 AM (AzW6q)

63 Dang, Betty White had some bazoomas!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

64 Schiff's only "evidence" seems to be the Trump Tower meeting with Veselnitskaya - that was all a pretense to talk about the Magnitsky Act.

Schiff seems to think that digging up opposition research on a Democrat opponent is somehow forbidden.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 29, 2019 11:22 AM (vg8iE)
++++++++
You mean that meeting brokered by FusionGPS under false pretenses to talk a potentially legitimate policy item (human trafficking under the guise of adoption) but then pivoted to the off-limits (for Trump) topic of Magnitsky? You mean that meeting that Donald Trump Jr. *walked out* on when that pivot happened?

Like Sally Kohn, Schiff also needs to find a new chicken to fuck if that's the basis for his wild lying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:26 AM (I2dne)

65
Oh look ribs!

Don't let B'Gal see those. She is barely able to walk, but would run over me to get to those.

Can't say I'd blame her. Mmmm, ribs...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 11:26 AM (HaL55)

66 "Because if he's got nothing (as I suspect), then what he did is the equivalent of shouting 'FIRE!' in a crowded theater when there is no fire."

...wolf?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2019 11:26 AM (IqOTP)

67 Warren Oates?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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Jack Elam?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:26 AM (fZcn6)

68 52 OM, that's a good idea.


AKA "the zombie rule" in the Saturday chess thread.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 11:26 AM (vWMNq)

69 I did not do a search. My guess is Betty White.

Oh look ribs!
Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (gmo/4)

That tells you how hot Betty White was. The ribs are more appealing. Of course, they are ribs....

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 11:26 AM (3sjI6)

70 32 Schiff's only "evidence" seems to be the Trump Tower meeting with Veselnitskaya - that was all a pretense to talk about the Magnitsky Act.
Schiff seems to think that digging up opposition research on a Democrat opponent is somehow forbidden.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at March 29, 2019 11:22 AM (vg8iE)

He has more Evidence than that - Trump told a sarcastic Joke on Live TV! What more proof of collusion could anyone want???

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 29, 2019 11:26 AM (Kpl3J)

71 Heh, luv the last one in the Boot Guide.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy


What? No U g g s? You couldn't swing a dead cat around at Christmas '17 without hitting 4 wearing U g g s.

Who knew U g g s looked like spam?
Ridiculous bullshit Pixy!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 11:26 AM (XWb4y)

72 She's the gold standard of dumb.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:25 AM (/aEfE)

Heh - kinda my point. Every word out of her piehole (electronic or otherwise) is ipso facto 1,000 millikohns of dumbness.

Posted by: DocJ at March 29, 2019 11:26 AM (NYS7S)

73 64 You mean that meeting brokered by FusionGPS under false pretenses to talk a potentially legitimate policy item (human trafficking under the guise of adoption) but then pivoted to the off-limits (for Trump) topic of Magnitsky? You mean that meeting that Donald Trump Jr. *walked out* on when that pivot happened?

Like Sally Kohn, Schiff also needs to find a new chicken to fuck if that's the basis for his wild lying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:26 AM (I2dne)

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"His campaign was WILLING to take info from a foreign government!"

"Steele's dossier is filled with information from foreign governments, and Hillary paid for it."

"That's different!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (YABhD)

74 That's Betty White??? How do you people know these things?

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (5uW9e)

75 BABY'S GOT BACK RIBS!!!!!

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (gmo/4)

76 Esther Rolle

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (flINI)

77 Someone has MSNPC on the office TV. Do they hire any women that aren't bulldykes?

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (IXZGh)

78 Kurt Russell was great in The Thing.


Adrienne Barbeau was better in Swamp Thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (fuK7c)

79 70 He has more Evidence than that - Trump told a sarcastic Joke on Live TV! What more proof of collusion could anyone want???
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 29, 2019 11:26 AM (Kpl3J)

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It's the perfect cover to receiving orders from Putin!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (YABhD)

80 60 The amount of stupid in the universe is infinite.


IOW: There is a black hole of stupid.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (vWMNq)

81 Ya know, I have a soft spot for the little old ladies of the world, and for some reason, even I dislike Betty White. Something about her grates on me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (AzW6q)

82 ...wolf?
Posted by: hogmartin



You shout wolf in a crowded igloo.

Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (NLLmE)

83 Warren Oates?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

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Is that the real name of the Quaker Oats guy?

Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (7HtZB)

84 75 BABY'S GOT BACK RIBS!!!!!
Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (gmo/4)

A 5'3" rack of ribs would be pretty awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)

85 Like Sally Kohn, Schiff also needs to find a new chicken to fuck if that's the basis for his wild lying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:26 AM (I2dne)

Nazi Palsy should offer him the position of Chairman of the Chicken Fucking Committee.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (3sjI6)

86 Imma go grab a half rack of ribs for lunch in honor of this here post.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (sjdRT)

87 My first thought was Betty White. I might be correct, cuz others have already guessed.
No clue about the dude.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (xPJvm)

88 Weren't all of them convicted for "crimes" PRIOR to their involvement with Trump, other than Cohen and he just lied under oath?
Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 11:23 AM (IXZGh)
++++++++++++
Mostly yes. Flynn is the spoiler since he probably actually didn't do anything at all cried uncle to protect his family. Flynn was extremely hated by the Obamas for opposing them on Iran. I think destroying Flynn was the major secondary purpose of the investigation.

That is still pending after the last shit show. I wonder if the Flynn drama is going to change course now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (I2dne)

89
Kurt Russell was great in The Thing.

Kurt Russel is great in just about anything. He sure knows how to pick a script.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (HaL55)

90 That bit about the Joke Trump made on TV about Russia, that's what Patterico is all butthurt about this morning. "If only he had said that in private, we could have impeached him!!!" Seriously, that's how they think. if you can call that thinking.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (Kpl3J)

91 "Steele's dossier is filled with information from foreign governments, and Hillary paid for it."

And yet no early dawn armed storm trooper raids on her or any of her fellow criminals

Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (O2RFr)

92 Orange Man Bad!

Rahm Emanuel blames Donald Trump's "toxic environment" for Jussie Smollett

"The only reason Jussie Smollett thought he could take advantage of a hoax about a hate crime is for the environment, the toxic environment that Donald Trump created."

Posted by: This Is CNN and the Usual Suspects at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

93 61 One of the BeeGees.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2019 11:25 AM (qxAnn)


If hadn't known, I might've guessed Ringo Starr.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (/aEfE)

94 That's Betty White??? How do you people know these things?
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (5uW9e)


Because she still looks like that in the face, mostly.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (IXZGh)

95 Tony

The amount of stupid in the universe is infinite.

Pelosi, Schumer, Schiff could be the wormhole to the universe of double infinite stupid.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (JFO2v)

96 Oh, and those Keto appropriate ribs look, yummy.

Posted by: DocJ at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (NYS7S)

97 83 Warren Oates?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

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Is that the real name of the Quaker Oats guy?
Posted by: josephistan at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (7HtZB)

Daryl Hall's bandmate.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (NWiLs)

98 That's Betty White??? How do you people know these things?
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (5uW9e)

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I know it sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory... but sometimes I get a sneaking suspicion that some of these people aren't actually twenty-nine.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (AzW6q)

99 I'm picking up my rescue dog this afternoon. So I'm excited and nervous.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (JgA4k)

100 This Shiff guy is an embarrassment. It's one thing to be a loud mouth network thumb spouting off bullshit, but this guy is the ranking member of the house intelligence committee.
The incompetent fuck should be horsewhipped.

Posted by: Fritz at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (2Mnv1)

101 EU Commission calls emergency meeting for April 10, sees most likely scenario as no-deal Brexit April 12.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (fuK7c)

102 Adrienne Barbeau was better in Swamp Thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (fuK7c)

She wasn't that great as an actress, but her tits were spectacular!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (3sjI6)

103 Brian Dennehy

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (flINI)

104 A 5'3" rack of ribs would be pretty awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (NWiLs)

Hogzilla

Posted by: BignJames at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (ykq7q)

105 James Arness was good in The Thing, too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (Kpl3J)

106 "I don't know if I received bad information, but I think I suspected there was more than there actually was."--John Brennan

"I warned everybody that the Reichstag needed new fire sprinklers!"--Himmler

"Nobody believed me when I told them pyramid schemes are inherently risky."--Ponzi

"I despise a false front. People know that about me."--Grigory Potemkin

"Like I always say. if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is."--Bernie Madoff

***crickets chirping***--Barack Obama

For a guy who would couldn't shut up, he sure is quiet now.

Maybe he's been fundamentally transformed by the ground shifting beneath him.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (Ndje9)

107 Rahm Emanuel blames Donald Trump's "toxic environment" for Jussie Smollett

"The only reason Jussie Smollett thought he could take advantage of a hoax about a hate crime is for the environment, the toxic environment that Donald Trump created."
Posted by: This Is CNN and the Usual Suspects at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)


And just like that, Rahm reminds us that he really is an epic shitweasel.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (IXZGh)

108 I like beef ribs better than pork ribs though.

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (gmo/4)

109 86 Imma go grab a half rack of ribs for lunch in honor of this here post.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (sjdRT)


Then my work here is done.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (/aEfE)

110 >Dumbness level: 1,000 millikohns

Posted by: DocJ at March 29, 2019 11:21 AM (NYS7S)


I thought 1.0 Kohn was like the speed of light. You can never actually reach it because it takes infinite Dumbness.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (sjdRT)

111 Ya know, I have a soft spot for the little old
ladies of the world, and for some reason, even I dislike Betty White.
Something about her grates on me.


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

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To each their own but I met Betty more than 50 years ago at a grand opening event. She was/is an an absolute scream. Baudy jokes and talk, shameless, but harmless, flirt and can take a joke. Honestly, a nice lady.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (GlBgT)

112 I know it sounds like a crazy conspiracy theory... but sometimes I get a sneaking suspicion that some of these people aren't actually twenty-nine.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (AzW6q)



SHUT. UP.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (4knXT)

113 78 Kurt Russell was great in The Thing.


Adrienne Barbeau was better in Swamp Thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (fuK7c)

I like her in Cannonball Run.

Actually I like everyone in Cannonball Run.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK8)

114 92 Orange Man Bad!

Rahm Emanuel blames Donald Trump's "toxic environment" for Jussie Smollett

"The only reason Jussie Smollett thought he could take advantage of a hoax about a hate crime is for the environment, the toxic environment that Donald Trump created."
Posted by: This Is CNN and the Usual Suspects at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

Oh FFS. "The only reason I smoked meth, jumped through a plate glass window nude, and yelled 'I am the monkey of darkness!' is because of the toxic environment of Trump! And he needs to buy me new underwear too!"

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:31 AM (RD7QR)

115 "His campaign was WILLING to take info from a foreign government!"

"Steele's dossier is filled with information from foreign governments, and Hillary paid for it."

"That's different!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 29, 2019 11:27 AM (YABhD)
+++++++++
They don't even have that, sadly. There was no intent that anyone has demonstrated to get to dirt on Hillary from foreign sources during the Trump Tower meeting. A meeting with a foreign agent on a policy item that is deeply associated with a foreign country might be unseemly but it certainly isn't illegal. When the focus changed, Trump Jr. walked out.

The "Trump Tower Meeting" might be the stupidest plot point of this entire farce. Never mind the bald-faced conspiracy run by the Clinton campaign (which is more evil but less stupid).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:31 AM (I2dne)

116 Without cheating, or reading anyone else's answers, I'll say Betty White and Al Pachino for the pictures.

Or maybe Joan Collins and James Coburn.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at March 29, 2019 11:31 AM (tu3iY)

117 108 I like beef ribs better than pork ribs though.
Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (gmo/4)


Oh, I've got a photo of beef ribs I've been sitting on.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:31 AM (/aEfE)

118 Adam Schiff is a snizz.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 29, 2019 11:31 AM (CGB5H)

119 Ya know, I have a soft spot for the little old ladies of the world, and for some reason, even I dislike Betty White. Something about her grates on me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


She looks like your friend's mom from back in the day. Not pretty.

Just Mrs. xxxx.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 11:31 AM (XWb4y)

120 Daryl Hall's bandmate.
Posted by: Insomniac



She was hot in Little Mermaid.

Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2019 11:31 AM (NLLmE)

121 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 29, 2019 11:31 AM (uopCm)

122 101 EU Commission calls emergency meeting for April 10, sees most likely scenario as no-deal Brexit April 12.

All to plan... They want to call for a new vote on Brexit because they think the lemmings will vote to stay in the PU, I mean EU... They're probably right

Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (O2RFr)

123 Wow. That actress! Yeorrrr.

Got here to late to comment on the nuns and cans in the CBD selection of the day. All navigators and mariners recognize the day-shapes, range markers and nav buoys.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (u82oZ)

124 I'll bet her eyes have been retouched in that photo, like used to be done.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (qxAnn)

125 105 James Arness was good in The Thing, too.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (Kpl3J)

He had presence but he didn't really nail his dialog.

Dialog is key in any Howard Hawks film.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (bcbK8)

126 Adrienne Barbeau was better in Swamp Thing.
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She had an immense amount of talent.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (IFKOp)

127 108 I like beef ribs better than pork ribs though.
Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (gmo/4)

We must purge this heresy from our midst.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (NWiLs)

128 Sue Anne Nivens and Tequila Mockingbird.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (GJ810)

129 Rahm Emanuel blames Donald Trump's "toxic environment" for Jussie Smollett

"The only reason Jussie Smollett thought he could take advantage of a hoax about a hate crime is for the environment, the toxic environment that Donald Trump created."
Posted by: This Is CNN and the Usual Suspects at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

bad cramps
poor mickey d service
too much employment
too fast GDP growth
global cooling
overgrowth of polar bears
737 Max crashes
alt right pro Israel groups
......

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (JFO2v)

130 Ya know, I have a soft spot for the little old ladies of the world, and for some reason, even I dislike Betty White. Something about her grates on me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Same here. She always comes off as somewhat acerbic. Not appealing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (U7Mh9)

131 101 EU Commission calls emergency meeting for April 10, sees most likely scenario as no-deal Brexit April 12.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (fuK7c)

===========

Theory:

The EU has done what it could to ensure a hard Brexit because they believe all of the fear mongering about its negative effects. They hope (and will try to inflict) this in an effort to do two things: punish the British and warn anyone else thinking of going.

When it does not happen, and Great Britain isn't suddenly thrown into a 10 year depression (an actual prediction of what would happen), the result will actually end up encouraging more exits.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (YABhD)

132 > I like her in Cannonball Run.


Yeah, but she didn't get nekkid in Cannonball Run.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (0OWcv)

133 Shiff has a plump head in a stalk.

Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (NLLmE)

134 Oh, I've got a photo of beef ribs I've been sitting on.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:31 AM (/aEfE)


Who am I to judge a man's odd sexual proclivities.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (4knXT)

135 Jeff Goldblum?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (O2RFr)

136 Betty White and Enrico Francisco DeGama Smith Jr.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (8Ls/+)

137 That one butt hurt tweet is why I despise Mueller and the rest of the crew including Sessions. None of those indictments had anything to do with non existent Russian collusion.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (2DOZq)

138 It infuriates me when Schiff is interviewed as an impartial and reasonable witness.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (JgA4k)

139 Anyone buying Lyft today?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (FiUMj)

140 Honestly, a nice lady.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (GlBgT)

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GTK. I probably need to lighten up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:33 AM (AzW6q)

141 I thought 1.0 Kohn was like the speed of light. You can never actually reach it because it takes infinite Dumbness.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (sjdRT)


You are correct, sir. Except for Sally. She's the only one who can get there.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:33 AM (/aEfE)

142 117 108 I like beef ribs better than pork ribs though.
Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (gmo/4)

Oh, I've got a photo of beef ribs I've been sitting on.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:31 AM (/aEfE)

Don't they go straight to your butt that way?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 29, 2019 11:33 AM (JgA4k)

143 I'm picking up my rescue dog this afternoon. So I'm excited and nervous.
Posted by: N.L. Urker,


Congratulations!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 11:33 AM (XWb4y)

144 122
101 EU Commission calls emergency meeting for April 10, sees most likely scenario as no-deal Brexit April 12.



All to plan... They want to call for a new vote on Brexit because
they think the lemmings will vote to stay in the PU, I mean EU...
They're probably right


Nope. If it actually goes through on April 12th then it's done. Hence "emergency".

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 11:33 AM (vWMNq)

145 I like her in Cannonball Run.

Actually I like everyone in Cannonball Run.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK

===

I liked her on Maude.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2019 11:33 AM (EZebt)

146 I like beef ribs better than pork ribs though.
Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (gmo/4)


Good beef ribs are SOOOO hard to find........

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 11:34 AM (IXZGh)

147 She looks like your friend's mom from back in the day. Not pretty.

Just Mrs. xxxx.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 11:31 AM (XWb4y)
++++++++
Young Betty White was quite pretty, I think. She wasn't the most beautiful woman in Hollywood but she was pretty and quite glamorous. She carried herself really well and projected an "I'd like to have dinner with her and see where it goes" kind of thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:34 AM (I2dne)

148 101 EU Commission calls emergency meeting for April 10, sees most likely scenario as no-deal Brexit April 12.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (fuK7c)


Good. Get out and take the hit.

99 I'm picking up my rescue dog this afternoon. So I'm excited and nervous.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (JgA4k)


Congratulations on your new pup!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:34 AM (RD7QR)

149 I thought 1.0 Kohn was like the speed of light. You can never actually reach it because it takes infinite Dumbness.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (sjdRT)

You are correct, sir. Except for Sally. She's the only one who can get there.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:33 AM

She's always there.

Always.

Posted by: DocJ at March 29, 2019 11:34 AM (NYS7S)

150 99 I'm picking up my rescue dog this afternoon. So I'm excited and nervous.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 29, 2019 11:29 AM (JgA4k)

take a pig ear

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2019 11:34 AM (JFO2v)

151 I recognized Betty White but I've never seen that photo of Abraham Lincoln before.

Posted by: Kaner at March 29, 2019 11:34 AM (rR7m4)

152 Oh, those ribs look yummy. I'm still going to go for beef when I go shopping at Costco tonight though. Get the grill going this weekend...

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 29, 2019 11:34 AM (BD/yx)

153 132 > I like her in Cannonball Run.


Yeah, but she didn't get nekkid in Cannonball Run.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (0OWcv)

I'm not saying she's perfect in the role. But...tight spandex jumpsuit with a long zipper....

Is nice, on her.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:34 AM (bcbK8)

154 133 Shiff has a plump head in a stalk.
Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (NLLmE)

Looks like an orange on a toothpick.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 29, 2019 11:34 AM (JgA4k)

155 Greetings fellow Hordelings... here's something to liven up your Friday.

https://youtu.be/_01s4Mut2YQ

ON TO THE WEEKEND!

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 29, 2019 11:35 AM (W+kMI)

156 129 Rahm Emanuel blames Donald Trump's "toxic environment" for Jussie Smollett

"The only reason Jussie Smollett thought he could take advantage of a hoax about a hate crime is for the environment, the toxic environment that Donald Trump created."
Posted by: This Is CNN and the Usual Suspects at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

OR he's a shit-head of an attention whore who was trying get attention to get more money out of his piss-poor acting career.

I'm going with the latter.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 29, 2019 11:35 AM (8Ls/+)

157

Greggery Peccary

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2019 11:35 AM (aKsyK)

158 Ribs are for closers.

Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2019 11:35 AM (NLLmE)

159 I recognized Betty White but I've never seen that photo of Abraham Lincoln before.
Posted by: Kaner at March 29, 2019 11:34 AM (rR7m4)

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That was young, dashing "Playa Abe," before Mary Todd ground down his will to live and rebranded him as "Honest Abe."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:35 AM (AzW6q)

160 Yeah, but she didn't get nekkid in Cannonball Run.


This is the observation of a true cineaste!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2019 11:35 AM (fuK7c)

161 All to plan... They want to call for a new vote on Brexit because they think the lemmings will vote to stay in the PU, I mean EU... They're probably right

I see no way any "re-vote" on Brexit doesn't end in violently tearing the country apart, either way it comes down. Which is why I don't see it happening.

Posted by: DocJ at March 29, 2019 11:35 AM (NYS7S)

162
This Shiff guy is an embarrassment. It's one thing to be a loud mouth
network thumb spouting off bullshit, but this guy is the ranking member
of the house intelligence committee.
The incompetent fuck should be horsewhipped.


And forced to resign from Congress, as PDT tweeted yesterday.

I approve this message. #PurgeProgressivism

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 11:35 AM (HaL55)

163 154 133 Shiff has a plump head in a stalk.
Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2019 11:32 AM (NLLmE)

He reminds me of Mr. Mackey from South Park... .

Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2019 11:35 AM (O2RFr)

164 The writhing, ignorant, desperate masses in the media wailing and moaning about the Evil Orange Man Trump being such a fascist should stop, examine their situation, and recognize a simple fact:

If Trump were really such an authoritarian fascist as you claim...

You'd be dead already.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2019 11:35 AM (Ct55T)

165 To Kill A Mockingbird. What a hint! Hey, that reminds me, whatever happened to Mayella Balsy Ford?

Posted by: Old Dude at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (LGXGf)

166 The photo of the guy and the more recognizable photo of the guy don't look like the same people at all.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (qxAnn)

167 145 I like her in Cannonball Run.

Actually I like everyone in Cannonball Run.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK

===

I liked her on Maude.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2019 11:33 AM (EZebt)

She was on Maude? I hated that show. Worst lesbian porn ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK8)

168 After looking at the linked article to msnbc, I noticed they are all ga ga because the gay mayor Buttgig has had a boom in the polls!

He went from 1% to..


wait for it..


4%!!!!!


They are dancing in the streets over there that we may have a gay Prezzy!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (so+oy)

169 He had presence but he didn't really nail his dialog.

Dialog is key in any Howard Hawks film.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
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His accent was just wrong. They should have had it overdubbed by Glen Close.

Posted by: Andie McDowell at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (4bd7D)

170 P.S. -- Note to Mr. Shiff: Sedition is still a crime.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (W+kMI)

171 "The only reason Jussie Smollett thought he could take advantage of a hoax about a hate crime is for the environment, the toxic environment that Donald Trump created."
Posted by: This Is CNN and the Usual Suspects at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)


"Climate of hate". That's what he should've said. That trope has a long pedigree among progressives. It was a "climate of hate" whipped up by crazed right-wingers in Dallas, Texas that triggered left-wing loon Lee Harvey Oswald. Look it up.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (/aEfE)

172

Mrs. Allen Ludden

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (aKsyK)

173 That bit about the Joke Trump made on TV about Russia, that's what Patterico is all butthurt about this morning. "If only he had said that in private, we could have impeached him!!!"

People like to gloss over how Trump said the Russians should release Hillaryious emails after the server had been wiped, and then taken into custody.

"TRUMP DIRECTED RUSSIANS TO HACK HILLARY" is only accurate insofar as "TRUMP DIRECTED RUSSIANS TO DEVELOP TIME TRAVEL" is.

Or in other terms, Patterico is a fuckknob.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (CGB5H)

174 MUMR!

Happy Friday, everyone!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK8)

175 atticus

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (0O7c5)

176 You are correct, sir. Except for Sally. She's the only one who can get there.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:33 AM (/aEfE)

She now has warp stupid.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (JFO2v)

177 106 For a guy who would couldn't shut up, he sure is quiet now.



Just count your blessings. He's been yapping away in Canada at least twice that I know of.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (vWMNq)

178 I recognized Betty White but I've never seen that photo of Abraham Lincoln before.
Posted by: Kaner


It was from a photo shoot done on the set of his televised Fire Side Chats series.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (XWb4y)

179
I liked her on Maude.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

..............
That was Golden Girls..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (so+oy)

180 To Kill A Mockingbird. What a hint! Hey, that reminds me, whatever happened to Mayella Balsy Ford?
Posted by: Old Dude
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Just hanging out with beach friends.

Posted by: Andie McDowell at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (4bd7D)

181 Joe Mannix.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (qxAnn)

182 Looks like an orange on a toothpick.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 29, 2019 11:34 AM (JgA4k)

Mike Myers' greatest cinematic achievement, right there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (Ct55T)

183 157

Greggery Peccary
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2019 11:35 AM (aKsyK)


Never thought of him!! Good call!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (8Ls/+)

184 170 He had presence but he didn't really nail his dialog.

Dialog is key in any Howard Hawks film.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
----------

His accent was just wrong. They should have had it overdubbed by Glen Close.
Posted by: Andie McDowell at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (4bd7D)

It really worked for him in Reversal of Fortune.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (bcbK8)

185 She looks like your friend's mom from back in the day. Not pretty.

Just Mrs. xxxx.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 11:31 AM (XWb4y)

Is Quadruple X raunchier than Triple X?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (3sjI6)

186 Mostly yes. Flynn is the spoiler since he probably actually didn't do anything at all cried uncle to protect his family. Flynn was extremely hated by the Obamas for opposing them on Iran. I think destroying Flynn was the major secondary purpose of the investigation.

That is still pending after the last shit show. I wonder if the Flynn drama is going to change course now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (I2dne)

The deep State really did not want Flynn as National Security Advisor.

He was their victim.

Mueller always wanted to get Manafort, from his time at the FBI when the DOJ would not prosecute. Note, Mueller quit right after Manafort got the book thrown at him.

I think there are multiple things going on in this.

Posted by: Don Q. at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (NgKpN)

187 Is the value of a millikohn a constant, like c, or does it's definition change every time she opens her piehole?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (tu3iY)

188 Trump is going to "weaponize" the report. The horror!

When people are innocent they're still guilty because they don't let themselves be falsely accused with the proper degree of decorum.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (BD/yx)

189 After looking at the linked article to msnbc, I noticed they are all ga ga because the gay mayor Buttgig has had a boom in the polls!
He went from 1% to..
wait for it..
4%!!!!!
They are dancing in the streets over there that we may have a gay Prezzy!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (so+oy)
++++++++++
This here is why you need to raise an eyebrow when a tiny company legitimately claims to be the "fastest growing company in the field" - it's easy to see 300% growth when you start at nearly zero.

And we've probably already had a gay president.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (I2dne)

190
Looks like an orange on a toothpick.

"Pencil-neck" is the new term, I believe. Both funny because they're true.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (HaL55)

191 You are correct, sir. Except for Sally. She's the only one who can get there.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:33 AM (/aEfE)

She now has warp stupid.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (JFO2v)

I LoL'd

Posted by: DocJ at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (NYS7S)

192 That's the real Tony Stark.

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (ADp6/)

193 So... a mentally unbalanced actor (BIRM) with a shockingly low IQ pulls an incredibly retarded publicity stunt inspired by his hatred of Donald Trump, and that's the fault of... Donald Trump.

Of course.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (AzW6q)

194 OR he's a shit-head of an attention whore who was trying get attention to get more money out of his piss-poor acting career.
----
I wouldn't call $65k / ep "piss-poor".

Hell, I'd do a TV series for $65k / year!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (IFKOp)

195 the toxic environment that Donald Trump created."
Posted by: This Is CNN and the Usual Suspects at March 29, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)
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They created it. We brought him in to fight on their turf. He's better at their game and they know it.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (Xvo1a)

196 The Left are always victims even when they are the perpetrators. As I've said before, they are the kids who killed their parents and whine that they are orphans.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (2DOZq)

197 169 After looking at the linked article to msnbc, I noticed they are all ga ga because the gay mayor Buttgig has had a boom in the polls!

I read that as Buttplug

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (JFO2v)

198

"Climate of hate"=Resistance to Progressivism .

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (aKsyK)

199 I'm picking up my rescue dog this afternoon. So I'm excited and nervous.
Posted by: N.L. Urker,

-----


I am currently looking at my 8 week old Newfydoodle I picked up last week.

Posted by: Phil Hartmark F/K/A Truck Monkey at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (flINI)

200 Actually I like everyone in Cannonball Run.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK

Captain Chaos!

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (gmo/4)

201 They are dancing in the streets over there that we may have an openly gay Prezzy!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (so+oy)

FIFY

Posted by: DocJ at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (NYS7S)

202 Operation Petticoat.
Nice flick.
Nice nurses; one had a really nice rack as I recall.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 29, 2019 11:39 AM (8Ls/+)

203 Keep fucking that chicken, Patterico.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 29, 2019 11:39 AM (R6smW)

204 She was on Maude? I hated that show. Worst lesbian porn ever.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (bcbK

===

Best sitcom opening theme evah!

But, yes, lesbian pron.

Mad magazine did a great send-up of that show.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2019 11:39 AM (EZebt)

205 *spreads some AoSHQ sarcasm marmalade on morning toast*

Man, this stuff is thick and fruity today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:39 AM (4bd7D)

206 I mentioned this in JJ's thread, but saw no reply:

A friend had seen Chaffetz suggest that they simply take away Schiff's security clearance. (They'd surely have grounds to do so.) If that happened, the idea is, he would automatically be off the security committee.

Is this actually possible?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 29, 2019 11:39 AM (VaN/j)

207 I've seen estimates from last November that the Mueller investigation cost anywhere from $27-40 million. Of course, since the Federal government is immune to audits, we'll never know, but to be charitable go with $27 million and 300 pages.

90,000 frickin' dollars per page.

That seems almost reasonable by government standards. And they wonder why conservatives hate big government.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 29, 2019 11:39 AM (xxAFD)

208 They are dancing in the streets over there that we may have a gay Prezzy!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (so+oy)

Barack Obama says hello

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:39 AM (bcbK8)

209 190 Trump is going to "weaponize" the report. The horror!

When people are innocent they're still guilty because they don't let themselves be falsely accused with the proper degree of decorum.
Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (BD/yx)

Well, we all know that the left and media would never have weaponized this report if it said anything even approaching the idea that Trump and his campaign had some kind of interaction with Russians.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at March 29, 2019 11:39 AM (GBteo)

210 167 The photo of the guy and the more recognizable photo of the guy don't look like the same people at all.
Posted by: m at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (qxAnn)

Looks a bit like James Franco.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 11:40 AM (NWiLs)

211
She now has warp stupid.

She's gone to Plaid!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 11:40 AM (HaL55)

212 Today's dos and don'ts:

Do: search for "Adrienne Barbeau nude".

Don't: search for "Bea Arthur nude".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 29, 2019 11:40 AM (0OWcv)

213 196 OR he's a shit-head of an attention whore who was trying get attention to get more money out of his piss-poor acting career.
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I wouldn't call $65k / ep "piss-poor".

Hell, I'd do a TV series for $65k / year!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (IFKOp)

Ditto! That makes him greedy AND stupid.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 29, 2019 11:40 AM (8Ls/+)

214 I read that as Buttplug

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (JFO2v)

That's how it's pronounced.

Posted by: BignJames at March 29, 2019 11:40 AM (ykq7q)

215 The bullshit indictments are the equivalent for getting pulled over going 65 in a 70 zone. Your friend is in the car with you and has a warrant out. Cop arrests him.

And then CNN drones on endlessly about that arrest, even though you had nothing to do with it whatsoever. And on top of it CNN says, well I guess technically you weren't speeding but we all know you wanted to drive 90 in that 70 zone, we just can't prove it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (FiUMj)

216 No explanation of what a Buttgieg is, no presidency. It's right there in the Constitution.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (RD7QR)

217 A friend had seen Chaffetz suggest that they simply take away Schiff's security clearance. (They'd surely have grounds to do so.) If that happened, the idea is, he would automatically be off the security committee.

Is this actually possible?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 29, 2019 11:39 AM (VaN/j)
+++++++++
I have no idea. If they did it, articles of impeachment would be drawn up within five minutes. Given the mood right now, that would probably fail and it might be worth it.

It would probably be better to wait for the report to be declassified and *then* do it as 1-2 punch, unless active committee members have a default clearance or something like that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (I2dne)

218 And we've probably already had a gay president.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (I2dne)

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By my count, Buttzkrieg would be #3.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (AzW6q)

219 202 Actually I like everyone in Cannonball Run.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (bcbK

Captain Chaos!
Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (gmo/4)

I told you, I don't want to hear about HIM ever again...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (bcbK8)

220 A friend had seen Chaffetz suggest that they simply take away Schiff's security clearance. (They'd surely have grounds to do so.) If that happened, the idea is, he would automatically be off the security committee.

Is this actually possible?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 29, 2019 11:39 AM (VaN/j)

The Administration can pull his clearance.
What happens in CONgress after that? No idea.

I think it's bad politics though. Schiff-for-brains is rapidly becoming a liability. Never bother your enemy, and all that.

Posted by: DocJ at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (NYS7S)

221 "Steele's dossier is filled with information from foreign governments, and Hillary paid for it."


I am just not completing my dossier. I'm calling it the Evergreen State Dossier...or maybe the Tacoma Tideflats Dossier. I'm not sure...something will come to me. Dying Seattle Dossier is kinda taken already.
Its full of salacious gossi...errr...I mean facts. Yeah, that's it...FACTS! I'm gonna label it Super Extra No Sh*t Top Secret...Burn Before Reading.
I wonder what the Dems will pay for it?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (0tfLf)

222 and that's the fault of... Donald Trump.

Of course.


Is is possible that there *was* a "toxic environment" that influenced his crime, in that the media insisted constantly that such imaginary bogeymen existed? Is it possible that media hysteria and hallucination was generative of further? - questions that will not be asked.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (CGB5H)

223 My father passed away last Friday ( God's perfect Mercy) yet I still am maintaining my routine hash browns and eggs and JJ for breakfast once again a tip of my banana to you sir reading your lead-in it's like watching an old school Carpenter wielding a framing hammer Bam Bam Bam sink those nails

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (B7Qtx)

224 Northernlurker, Congratulations on your new pup! What kind?

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (bmdz3)

225 > I liked her on Maude.

Ah, Christ. Now I've got the theme song going in my head, and I didn't even watch the friggin' show.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (0OWcv)

226 That was Cary Grant in Operation Petticoat, not Peck.
My bad.
Nurses still were nice.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (8Ls/+)

227 Re: Betty White

My aunt has been posting old pictures of my grandmother and her friends and sisters and it's always shocking to realize that *this* picture is of teenagers, and *that* picture is of women no more than 30 years old, and *those* ladies are in their 20's and fashionable.

But they all look like grandmas.

Their hair looks like grandmas and their clothes look like grandmas and then I realize that grandma wore her hair like that and wore the clothes she wore because they make her feel young and pretty because that's what the girls all wore and that's what they did with their hair when they were young and vital and beautiful and in love.

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (BD/yx)

228 Seattle is Dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAi70WWBlw

A one hour documentary by KOMO news.

The last 10 minutes is their solution ... using Rhode Island as an example. It may be a liberal solution but it's a huge improvement on what's happening now in Seattle.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (vWMNq)

229 "Climate of hate". That's what he should've said. That trope has a long pedigree among progressives. It was a "climate of hate" whipped up by crazed right-wingers in Dallas, Texas that triggered left-wing loon Lee Harvey Oswald. Look it up.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:36 AM (/aEfE)

Evil, deplorable Climate Of Hate Deniers! We should just kill them all. In love, of course.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 11:42 AM (3sjI6)

230 That was Golden Girls..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (so+oy)

===

Referring to Adrienne Barbeau, not Betty White.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 29, 2019 11:42 AM (EZebt)

231 228 Northernlurker, Congratulations on your new pup! What kind?
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (bmdz3)

It's a lab/husky cross. She's a little more than a year old.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 29, 2019 11:42 AM (JgA4k)

232 227 My father passed away last Friday ( God's perfect Mercy) yet I still am maintaining my routine hash browns and eggs and JJ for breakfast once again a tip of my banana to you sir reading your lead-in it's like watching an old school Carpenter wielding a framing hammer Bam Bam Bam sink those nails
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (B7Qtx)

i'm sorry for your loss.....routine/tradition is good.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 29, 2019 11:43 AM (0O7c5)

233 Mike Myers' greatest cinematic achievement, right there.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (Ct55T)
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Stuart MacKenzie is very quotable. Great character.

Posted by: jhawk90 at March 29, 2019 11:43 AM (Xvo1a)

234 I thought 1.0 Kohn was like the speed of light. You can never actually reach it because it takes infinite Dumbness.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 29, 2019 11:30 AM (sjdRT)

The laws of physic break down around DC, not unlike a black hole.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2019 11:43 AM (KUaJL)

235 The deep State really did not want Flynn as National Security Advisor.



He was their victim.
...




Posted by: Don Q. at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (NgKpN)

Wouldn't it be great if Trump appointed Flynn again for his 2nd term? A giant middle finger to Mueller and company.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 29, 2019 11:43 AM (xxAFD)

236 198 The Left are always victims even when they are the perpetrators. As I've said before, they are the kids who killed their parents and whine that they are orphans.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 29, 2019 11:38 AM (2DOZq)

At about 12 to 15 most people realize you cannot be made to become a victim. Then from about 15 to 18 you realize that thoughts do not need to be immediately turn in actions.

Most Progs are stuck in a preteen mentality of being a slave to emotions, REactions, and self-harm.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2019 11:44 AM (JFO2v)

237
That's how it's pronounced.
Posted by: BignJames


It's pronounced "booty judge."
He's a good judge of butt.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2019 11:44 AM (aKsyK)

238 236 227 My father passed away last Friday ( God's perfect Mercy) yet I still am maintaining my routine hash browns and eggs and JJ for breakfast once again a tip of my banana to you sir reading your lead-in it's like watching an old school Carpenter wielding a framing hammer Bam Bam Bam sink those nails
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (B7Qtx)

Condolences

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 29, 2019 11:44 AM (JgA4k)

239 > My father passed away last Friday ( God's perfect Mercy)

Very sorry to hear that, Sock.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 29, 2019 11:44 AM (0OWcv)

240 Seattle is Dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAi70WWBlw

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (vWMNq)

Seattle has been dying ever since Here Come The Brides.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 11:44 AM (3sjI6)

241 Is the value of a millikohn a constant, like c, or does it's definition change every time she opens her piehole?

The standardized Kohn unit is kept at a constant temperature in a special Gay Camp in Missouri.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 29, 2019 11:44 AM (CGB5H)

242 227 Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (B7Qtx)
+++++++++++
My condolences. I am very sorry to hear that and hope you're holding up as well as you're able.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:44 AM (I2dne)

243 The McRib is back?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2019 11:44 AM (QLvwG)

244 235 228 Northernlurker, Congratulations on your new pup! What kind?
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (bmdz3)

It's a lab/husky cross. She's a little more than a year old.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at March 29, 2019 11:42 AM (JgA4k)

Sounds like a frisky pup.
Congrats, fill pockets with dog treats.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Angry, Radical, Anti-Liberal, and Dangerous: buy ammo at March 29, 2019 11:44 AM (bcbK8)

245 Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train


Thoughts and prayers to you.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 29, 2019 11:45 AM (0tfLf)

246
Howard Schultz says the Democratic party is going too socialist and socialism isn't what the country needs. This guy has been a lefty pushing the SJW bullshit for years. Now the monster he's helped create is getting out of hand for him Howie wants to rein it in.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 29, 2019 11:45 AM (OLCnA)

247 My father passed away last Friday

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I'm sorry to hear this. Keep your head up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:45 AM (AzW6q)

248 "A gig can refer to any long pole which has been tipped with a multi-pronged spear"

Buttgig? Fill in the blanks.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 29, 2019 11:45 AM (0OWcv)

249 Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train

So sorry... Sounds like it was expected... Prayers

Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2019 11:45 AM (O2RFr)

250 Thanks, OM!

Posted by: m at March 29, 2019 11:45 AM (qxAnn)

251 For my photoshopped version of the man in the picture, you can look here

ttp://tinyurl.com/y36d7ymt

I do these to advertise for my books, any time I can find a character or celebrity from the past with a book (not a lot out there) I like to edit them to read one of mine

Can't do it with too current a celebrity or people might think I'm claiming its real. Although I do have one with deadpool.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 11:45 AM (39g3+)

252 Betty White and Scott Glenn?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 29, 2019 11:45 AM (kQs4Y)

253 250
Howard Schultz says the Democratic party is going too socialist and socialism isn't what the country needs. This guy has been a lefty pushing the SJW bullshit for years. Now the monster he's helped create is getting out of hand for him Howie wants to rein it in.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 29, 2019 11:45 AM (OLCnA)

=========

Run, Howie, run.

Be this cycle's Ross Perot, but for the left.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 29, 2019 11:45 AM (YABhD)

254 Trump is going to "weaponize" the report. The horror!

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Doesn't that damn stupid Trump know that Republicans are supposed to just bend over and take it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 29, 2019 11:46 AM (+y/Ru)

255 President Trump would never have demanded Schiff's resignation without holding a winning hand.

Schiff is going to prison.

Posted by: sunflower at March 29, 2019 11:46 AM (I54dk)

256 Not a huge Gregory Peck fan, but enjoyed him in "Roman Holiday."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2019 11:46 AM (W+vEI)

257
When people are innocent they're still guilty because they don't let themselves be falsely accused with the proper degree of decorum.
Posted by: Synova
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To paraphrase Dershowitz, 'A crime so heinous that even innocence and exoneration are no excuse. The accused owes us an apology.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:46 AM (2kj6M)

258 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
through their country and our Southern Border. Mexico has for many years made a fortune off of the U.S., far greater than Border Costs. If Mexico doesn't immediately stop ALL illegal immigration coming into the United States throug our Southern Border, I will be CLOSING Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
through their country and our Southern Border. Mexico has for many years made a fortune off of the U.S., far greater than Border Costs. If Mexico doesn't immediately stop ALL illegal immigration coming into the United States throug our Southern Border, I will be CLOSING

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at March 29, 2019 11:46 AM (BqBId)

259 No way, that sleazy-looking race track tout is Greg Peck?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 29, 2019 11:46 AM (kQs4Y)

260 My father passed away last Friday ( God's perfect Mercy)

God be with you and your family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 11:46 AM (39g3+)

261 Of course, there was that collusion with Vovan and Lexus. In the call they said Putin had been passed naked pictures of Trump and now-president had used secret codes for talks with Russians
Then there was the audio recording of a different call posted online .. Adam Schiff can be heard discussing the committee's Russia investigation and increasingly bizarre allegations about Trump with a man who claimed to be Andriy Parubiy, the chairman of the Ukrainian Parliament.

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2019 11:46 AM (QkjLD)

262 My condolences, Sock Monkey. It does help to maintain routine while the knowledge sinks in.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (RD7QR)

263 DAMMIT! That Trump serving crow image is an altered Dianny (Patriot Retort) work.

See here for details - delete that and get the original:
http://patriotretort.com/an___-thief-strikes/

Posted by: mindful webworker - art adulteration is not flattery at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (oJBMJ)

264 165
HANDS UP! PANTS DOWN!


You forgot: BEND OVER

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (vWMNq)

265 Seattle: Dem./Socialist mayors and city council since the late 70's. What do you expect.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (8Ls/+)

266 > Trump is going to "weaponize" the report.

Trump pounces.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (0OWcv)

267 That was Golden Girls..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (so+oy)

Were the Golden Girls into golden showers? I never watched it so I don't know.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (3sjI6)

268 247 The McRib is back?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2019 11:44 AM (QLvwG)

Ohh, tell me you aren't kidding.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (RD7QR)

269 A gay man, with the last name of Buttgieg is running for President. The jokes, they write themselves. We could experience a critical mass explosion.

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (gmo/4)

270 Betty White and Gregory Peck?

Posted by: BJM at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (hu22E)

271 Betty White and Adam Schiff.

Hahahaha....in his dreams.

The only thing Adam Schiff knows about is caak.

Lots of caak.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (Z+IKu)

272 > Seattle: Dem./Socialist mayors and city council since the late 70's.

Cue "but that wasn't REAL socialism" in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (0OWcv)

273 Good, P45. Do it. Seal the damn border. They'll be bankrupt within a month and will build the damn wall themselves and offer an annexation to us to build a processing camp.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (I2dne)

274 The McRib is back?
Posted by: Count de Monet



For Closers.

Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2019 11:48 AM (NLLmE)

275 I liked Peck in The Omen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:48 AM (AzW6q)

276
Howard Schultz says the Democratic party is going too socialist and socialism isn't what the country needs. This guy has been a lefty pushing the SJW bullshit for years. Now the monster he's helped create is getting out of hand for him Howie wants to rein it in.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


It's like John Cleese whining that England has gone down the tubes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2019 11:48 AM (aKsyK)

277 273 A gay man, with the last name of Buttgieg is running for President. The jokes, they write themselves. We could experience a critical mass explosion.

Buttgeig/ Hickenlooper for the win!

Posted by: It's me donna at March 29, 2019 11:48 AM (O2RFr)

278 Looking like the Geragos and Avenatti prosecutions will be entertainingly ugly!

Couldn't happen to more deserving fellows!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2019 11:48 AM (W+vEI)

279 273 A gay man, with the last name of Buttgieg is running for President. The jokes, they write themselves. We could experience a critical mass explosion.
Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (gmo/4)

===========

He's not running for president. He's running to be the next Senator from Indiana.

He just started early.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 29, 2019 11:48 AM (YABhD)

280 Sorry for your loss, Sock monkey.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

281 Still not sure who the guy is. Looks kind of like Sam Shepard, but without the crooked teefs.

I also got a Robert Downey Jr. vibe too, but I know that ain;t right.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 29, 2019 11:48 AM (xPJvm)

282 Ohh, tell me you aren't kidding.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:47 AM (RD7QR)
++++++++++
Last time I read that here, I went to Mickey D's to get one. I have never liked them but always try again in case I'm the crazy one. They didn't them...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:48 AM (I2dne)

283 236 227 My father passed away last Friday ( God's perfect Mercy) yet I still am maintaining my routine hash browns and eggs and JJ for breakfast once again a tip of my banana to you sir reading your lead-in it's like watching an old school Carpenter wielding a framing hammer Bam Bam Bam sink those nails
Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (B7Qtx)
___

May his memory be a blessing.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 29, 2019 11:49 AM (8Ls/+)

284 279 I liked Peck in The Omen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:48 AM (AzW6q)

Absolutely; yes.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2019 11:49 AM (qxAnn)

285
Howard Schultz says the Democratic party is going too socialist and socialism isn't what the country needs. This guy has been a lefty pushing the SJW bullshit for years. Now the monster he's helped create is getting out of hand for him Howie wants to rein it in.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

It's like John Cleese whining that England has gone down the tubes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2019 11:48 AM (aKsyK)







Especially fucktardish since Cleese had spent the previous 20 years or so living in California.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2019 11:49 AM (veoSD)

286 Not a huge Gregory Peck fan, but enjoyed him in "Roman Holiday."
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That was a fun film. With Audrey Hepburn! And a young Eddie Albert! With a beard! Nurse R would likey.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 29, 2019 11:49 AM (IFKOp)

287 Betty White always looked matronly to me, even when young.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 11:49 AM (39g3+)

288
....through their country and our Southern Border. Mexico has for many years made a fortune off of the U.S., far greater than Border Costs. If Mexico doesn't immediately stop ALL illegal immigration coming into the United States throug our Southern Border, I will be CLOSING.
The Border, or large sections of the Border, next week. This would be so easy for Mexico to do, but they just take our money and "talk." Beside, we lose so much money with them, especially when you add in drug trafficking etc.), that the Border closing would be a good thing!

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at March 29, 2019 11:50 AM (BqBId)

289 Wait. Gregory Peck?

Huh! Can't recall ever seeing him smile. Maybe that's why I had no clue.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 29, 2019 11:50 AM (xPJvm)

290 A mysterious odor in the cabin of a United flight leaving Baltimore-Washington Airport prompted pilots to divert the plane and make an emergency landing at Dulles International Airport on Friday.

Seven passengers were sent to local hospitals for evaluation, according to the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority, which represents both airports.

Adam Schiff's office could not confirm if he was onboard.

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2019 11:50 AM (QkjLD)

291 Sock - sorry about your Dad

I miss my Mom and Dad every day but I see their influence in my kids/grandkids everyday.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 29, 2019 11:50 AM (GlBgT)

292 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2019 11:50 AM (I0J/g)

293 Trump is going to "weaponize" the report. The horror!

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 29, 2019 11:37 AM (BD/yx)

It's not fair! We were going to weaponize it! It was our turn!--DNC, Fake New Media, Cap'n Bill, et al.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 11:50 AM (3sjI6)

294 Betty **White** is racist.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 11:50 AM (FiUMj)

295 Close. The. Border.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:50 AM (RD7QR)

296
Prayers up Sock monkey for you and your Dad.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 11:50 AM (HaL55)

297 At about 12 to 15 most people realize you cannot be made to become a victim. Then from about 15 to 18 you realize that thoughts do not need to be immediately turn in actions.

Most Progs are stuck in a preteen mentality of being a slave to emotions, REactions, and self-harm.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 29, 2019 11:44 AM (JFO2v)

One of the articles in the morning report links, think it was the very last one about not becoming a terrorist, made it very clear how that mindset works

People are most easily radicalized to harm another person when you first convince them that they are a victim. The old Fascists and Communists all used yhat, everything was a Jewish plot, or saboteurs, or a capitalist conspiracy.

As such helpless victims of circumstance in their own eyes, their brutality was seen as justified, as achieving justice when it was unattainable by other means.

Creating a false victim narrative isn't a harmless thing, it's dangerous to all of society. Those who have pushed Intersectionality should be brought up on charges, for fomenting unrest, sedition, and ironically - hate crimes, under the very laws the helped create.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 29, 2019 11:51 AM (J+mig)

298 I like Gregory Peck in everything I've seen him in, but I think its mostly that voice

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 11:51 AM (39g3+)

299 Beside, we lose so much money with them, especially when you add in drug trafficking etc.), that the Border closing would be a good thing!

Not so fast...

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at March 29, 2019 11:51 AM (O2RFr)

300 269
Seattle: Dem./Socialist mayors and city council since the late 70's. What do you expect.


The mayor is now a communist from India. She features in the middle of the piece. She's pretty pathetic though. The city council (I think) is shown at the beginning. They are Schiff-like.


Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 11:51 AM (vWMNq)

301 Who dat gal: She's the famous actress who suffered that terrible accident that turned her into a blob of clay in the Doom Patrol.

Who dat guy: From the look of this pic, he was Robert Downey, Jr., before Robert Downey, Jr., was.
____________________
ARGH, Oh, Pixy, you imp

That link again, fixed (I hope)
http://patriotretort.com/an-IMAGE-thief-strikes/

Posted by: mindful webworker - who me? who cares? at March 29, 2019 11:51 AM (oJBMJ)

302 Maybe Gregory Peck never again showed his teeth after that really not very good photo.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2019 11:51 AM (qxAnn)

303 227 My father passed away last Friday ( God's perfect Mercy)

Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (B7Qtx)


May God bring you comfort in your grief.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:51 AM (/aEfE)

304 BOOM!!!

Lyft pops to $86 in the first few minutes of trading.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 11:52 AM (FiUMj)

305 I am reading Kristol's stupid throwaway tweet that YD posted in the last thread. The responses are unreal. This thread exposes the tie that binds these people together. It isn't ideology, it isn't ideas, it isn't policy, it isn't philosophy. It's hate. Pure, naked hate for normal people.

https://tinyurl.com/y2du7yl7

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:52 AM (I2dne)

306 In that photo, Gregory Peck looks a lot like Warren Oates.

Posted by: naturalfake at March 29, 2019 11:52 AM (9X624)

307 Still not sure who the guy is. Looks kind of like Sam Shepard, but without the crooked teefs.



I also got a Robert Downey Jr. vibe too, but I know that ain;t right.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 29, 2019 11:48 AM (xPJvm)


I was gonna guess Robert Downey Sr because of black and white photo. Then I clicked on the hint.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2019 11:52 AM (QLvwG)

308
My first impression was Warren Oates too, but the guy in the photo is too pretty, and he's too well groomed for Oates during his Alfredo Garcia era.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2019 11:52 AM (veoSD)

309 Betty White and Gregory Peck?
Posted by: BJM


Betty White and Gregory Peck?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at March 29, 2019 11:52 AM (XWb4y)

310 >>Howard Schultz says the Democratic party is going too socialist and socialism isn't what the country needs. This guy has been a lefty pushing the SJW bullshit for years. Now the monster he's helped create is getting out of hand for him Howie wants to rein it in




Kinda like Obama meeting with freshmen Democrat House members lecturing them to be bold, but do it s-l-o-w-l-y. And then Rep. Tlaib starting Trump impeachment on Wednesday.

Dude, they don't care about you, you're a has been and they are dropping you faster than one of Ed Buck's "friends" drops after he shoots them up with meth.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2019 11:52 AM (W+vEI)

311 A mysterious odor in the cabin of a United flight leaving Baltimore-Washington Airport prompted pilots to divert the plane and make an emergency landing at Dulles International Airport on Friday.

Seven passengers were sent to local hospitals for evaluation, according to the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority, which represents both airports.

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2019 11:50 AM (QkjLD)

The odor was determined to be coming from their armpits. They were Sharia compliant armpits.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 11:52 AM (3sjI6)

312 Rumors that USAG Barr will delay the release of the Mueller Report an extra week because of the arrogant comments of Speaker Pelosi have not been confirmed.

Posted by: SMOD at March 29, 2019 11:53 AM (QkjLD)

313 gay man, with the last name of Buttgieg is running for President. The jokes, they write themselves.
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Apparently, his name is pronounced "booty.jpeg".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 29, 2019 11:53 AM (IFKOp)

314 No way, that sleazy-looking race track tout is Greg Peck?
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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My morning has been brightened by use of the word 'tout'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:53 AM (2qPhT)

315 I like Gregory Peck in everything I've seen him in, but I think its mostly that voice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 11:51 AM (39g3+)
*******
My Cousin sat on his lap in a Plane way back when

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at March 29, 2019 11:53 AM (BqBId)

316 302 I like Gregory Peck in everything I've seen him in, but I think its mostly that voice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 11:51 AM (39g3+)


What was he doing in 'The Omen'? I thought that was an odd casting choice.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:53 AM (/aEfE)

317 Betty White y Gregory Peck, ese!

Posted by: Carlos Mencia at March 29, 2019 11:53 AM (NWiLs)

318 Sorry about your loss Sock.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 29, 2019 11:53 AM (sjdRT)

319 BOOM!!!

Lyft pops to $86 in the first few minutes of trading.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 11:52 AM (FiUMj)
+++++++++
Running a capital-destroying cash furnace sure pays better than it used to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (I2dne)

320 265 In the call they said Putin had been passed naked pictures of Trump and now-president had used secret codes for talks with Russians

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE CYRILLIC ALPHABET DOES NOT INCLUDE THE LETTER Q

Posted by: Anachronda at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (v3pYe)

321 The woman looks a lot like Queen Elizabeth in some of her coronation photos.

Posted by: empire1 at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (36Tq3)

322 My Cousin sat on his lap in a Plane way back when

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at March 29, 2019 11:53 AM (BqBId)


I saw that movie.

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (gmo/4)

323 I am reading Kristol's stupid throwaway tweet that YD posted in the last thread. The responses are unreal. This thread exposes the tie that binds these people together. It isn't ideology, it isn't ideas, it isn't policy, it isn't philosophy. It's hate. Pure, naked hate for normal people.

https://tinyurl.com/y2du7yl7
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:52 AM (I2dne)

They all think that they are victims of normalcy, and entitled to recompense. Of course they hate us.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (J+mig)

324 What was he doing in 'The Omen'? I thought that was an odd casting choice.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:53 AM (/aEfE)

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I thought it took that movie from "good" to "really good."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (AzW6q)

325 Betty White always looked matronly to me, even when young.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 11:49 AM (39g3+)

Yup...those are the ones you gotta watch.

Frances Bavier was rumored to give some of the best head in Hollywood back in the day.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (Z+IKu)

326 323 BOOM!!!

Lyft pops to $86 in the first few minutes of trading.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 11:52 AM (FiUMj)
+++++++++
Running a capital-destroying cash furnace sure pays better than it used to.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (I2dne)

____

Meh. That's what was said about Amazon too. About $750B net valuation ago.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (FiUMj)

327 What insane thing will happen today? It seems like every day this week, good or bad, something absolutely bug nuts insane gets unleashed upon the world.

Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 11:55 AM (q177U)

328 What was he doing in 'The Omen'? I thought that was an odd casting choice.

I think some of those 70s movies they just took a chance at a big name and sometimes for some reason they'd sign on. He did bring a level of sobriety and maturity to an otherwise kinda silly movie.

That picture is so harshly lit I think people are being kinda unfair to the guy though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 11:55 AM (39g3+)

329 j/k about the tender, savory, meaty McRib slathered in zesty bbq sauce. Was riffing on the babyback babyback babyback ribs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2019 11:55 AM (QLvwG)

330
What was he doing in 'The Omen'? I thought that was an odd casting choice.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:53 AM (/aEfE)







Same reason Michael Caine took the Jaws 4 gig, I imagine.

"I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2019 11:55 AM (veoSD)

331 If that's ace in the sidebar, I wish he would really let them know how he feels.

Posted by: Deep Moron at March 29, 2019 11:55 AM (0OFnd)

332 A mysterious odor in the cabin of a United flight leaving Baltimore-Washington Airport prompted pilots to divert the plane and make an emergency landing at Dulles International Airport on Friday.

Seven passengers were sent to local hospitals for evaluation, according to the Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority, which represents both airports.


'Scuse me.

Posted by: Corned Beef & Cabbage at March 29, 2019 11:55 AM (XWb4y)

333 Apparently, his name is pronounced "booty.jpeg".

Better than being pronounced "hello.jpg".

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 29, 2019 11:55 AM (CGB5H)

334 What was he doing in 'The Omen'? I thought that was an odd casting choice.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 11:53 AM (/aEfE)
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Lending it gravitas.

A better question is, what the hell was he doing in "The Boyz from Brazil"??

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 29, 2019 11:55 AM (kQs4Y)

335 332 What was he doing in 'The Omen'? I thought that was an odd casting choice.

I think some of those 70s movies they just took a chance at a big name and sometimes for some reason they'd sign on. He did bring a level of sobriety and maturity to an otherwise kinda silly movie.

That picture is so harshly lit I think people are being kinda unfair to the guy though.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 11:55 AM (39g3+)

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Gonna be honest, he was terrible in The Boys from Brazil.

It wasn't just the comical German accent. He felt all wrong for the part.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 29, 2019 11:56 AM (YABhD)

336

An Australian appeals court on Friday dismissed a bullying case brought by an engineer who accused his former supervisor of repeatedly breaking wind toward him.

The Victoria state Court of Appeal upheld a Supreme Court judge's ruling that even if engineer David Hingst's allegations were true, flatulence did not necessarily constitute bullying.

Hingst said he would take his case to the High Court, Australia's final court of appeal.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2019 11:56 AM (aKsyK)

337 You guys are joking, right?

Warren Oates?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:56 AM (2qPhT)

338 You created the "Climate of Hate", you barbarians.

You gave it form. You nursed it and raised it and established it.

But you see: I have no problem living in a "Climate of Hate". Yes, I admit. I Hate All Of You. Your misfortunes brings me joy.

But don't you dare have the unmitigated chutzpah to complain about the culture that YOU created.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2019 11:56 AM (Ct55T)

339 The Omen isn't a bad movie. Maybe I just say that because it scared the crap out of me as a kid, but whenever I re-watch it, I still like it. And it's better than the pointless shot-for-shot remake they did with Lev Schreiber (?)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (AzW6q)

340 An Australian appeals court on Friday dismissed a bullying case brought by an engineer who accused his former supervisor of repeatedly breaking wind toward him.

The Victoria state Court of Appeal upheld a Supreme Court judge's ruling that even if engineer David Hingst's allegations were true, flatulence did not necessarily constitute bullying.

Hingst said he would take his case to the High Court, Australia's final court of appeal.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2019 11:56 AM (aKsyK)

So in Australia, it's perfectly acceptable to fart in your enemies' direction?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (KUaJL)

341 My father passed away last Friday ( God's perfect Mercy)

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (B7Qtx)



My condolences to you and your family for your loss

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (OLCnA)

342 Off to get ribs. Because I'm a closer.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (sjdRT)

343 Same reason Michael Caine took the Jaws 4 gig, I imagine.

"I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2019 11:55 AM (veoSD)
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Classic.

Posted by: WisRich at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (G0vdT)

344 Seattle is Dying ...





Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 11:41 AM (vWMNq)


Most of the west coast is dying. Chicago and Detroit are dying. New York is dying. But they'll keep voting for lefties. Absolutely gorgeous areas of the country, and ruined by lefties. An utter disaster.
Anyway, interesting video. Sounds like bleeding hearts have transformed in to lefty hand-wringing. At least what I've listened to so far.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (xxAFD)

345 Gonna be honest, he was terrible in The Boys from Brazil.

Really? I liked that movie but its been ages since I saw it. Some of those old memories don't hold up like I recall.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (39g3+)

346 My Cousin sat on his lap in a Plane way back when

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT



Did they watch gladiator movies?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (XWb4y)

347 Good to see ace broke his fast. Diarrhea is no joke.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (RD7QR)

348 What insane thing will happen today? It seems like every day this week, good or bad, something absolutely bug nuts insane gets unleashed upon the world.
Posted by: Max Power at March 29, 2019 11:55 AM (q177U)

I'm betting on Florida Man antics. The rest of the country has been stepping up its game, their place of infamy is threatened.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (J+mig)

349 That pic of Peck reminds me of Lileks' riff on some similarly sleazy 70's triple-knit ensemble as being from the "Carlos the Jackal" line.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (kQs4Y)

350 Ugh, that Nat'l Guard logo story. We're not laying plans to win the next war, we're prepping to lose it.

And lose loud.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (AM1GF)

351 Somebody send those ribs to ace.

Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (O3K2l)

352 So in Australia, it's perfectly acceptable to fart in your enemies' direction?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (KUaJL)


Funny, in Britain it's only acceptable if your father also smelt of elderberries.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (xxAFD)

353 "Guns of Navarone " Peck: a mountain climbin', Nazi-shootin' machine!

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (IFKOp)

354 341 You guys are joking, right?

Warren Oates?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:56 AM (2qPhT)

Much shorter than Warren Peace.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (NWiLs)

355 323 BOOM!!!

Lyft pops to $86 in the first few minutes of trading.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 11:52 AM (FiUMj)
+++++++++
Running a capital-destroying cash furnace sure pays better than it used to.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (I2dne)


No problem. Self driving cars will be perfected before they burn through all the cash, then they can fire all their drivers and PROFIT ! ! ! 1 1 ! 1 !

Posted by: Iowa Bob at March 29, 2019 11:59 AM (tu3iY)

356 349 Gonna be honest, he was terrible in The Boys from Brazil.

Really? I liked that movie but its been ages since I saw it. Some of those old memories don't hold up like I recall.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (39g3+)

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I saw it for the first time recently, and it was an odd mix of tones and weird performances all while not taking the ridiculous story premise either seriously enough or not seriously enough.

It kept trying to straddle a few lines, and Peck's terrible accent didn't do it any favors. Olivier's performance in the beginning really stuck out as out of place as well (though that did end up working better after about the halfway point of the movie).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 29, 2019 11:59 AM (YABhD)

357 is ace still on the throne?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at March 29, 2019 11:59 AM (R6smW)

358 Frances Bavier was rumored to give some of the best head in Hollywood back in the day.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (Z+IKu)



Aunt Bee what are you doing to Floyd?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 29, 2019 11:59 AM (OLCnA)

359 Is Quadruple X raunchier than Triple X?
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Well yes, it's ONE better, Isn't it?

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at March 29, 2019 11:59 AM (0r1YL)

360 Most of the west coast is dying. Chicago and Detroit are dying. New York is dying. But they'll keep voting for lefties. Absolutely gorgeous areas of the country, and ruined by lefties. An utter disaster.
Anyway, interesting video. Sounds like bleeding hearts have transformed in to lefty hand-wringing. At least what I've listened to so far.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (xxAFD)

They turn their cities into uninhabitable urban wastelands, then migrate outward to repeat the process in other places yet unruined.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 29, 2019 11:59 AM (J+mig)

361 355 Somebody send those ribs to ace.
Posted by: freaked at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (O3K2l)


He's still in the baby food and mashed banana phase.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2019 11:59 AM (pUDQf)

362 Meh. That's what was said about Amazon too. About $750B net valuation ago.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (FiUMj)
++++++++++
Amazon provides actual services. They are also structurally weak and trading at ludicrous multiples but at least they have AWS keeping them afloat. Each and every ride brokered through Lyft or Uber *costs* those organizations. You can "make it up on volume" with small margins (just look at oil companies and successful retail giants), but you can't do that when you lose on every transaction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 11:59 AM (I2dne)

363 294 A mysterious odor in the cabin of a United flight leaving Baltimore-Washington Airport prompted pilots to divert the plane and make an emergency landing at Dulles International Airport on Friday.

That happened in my house this morning. Luckily it turned out to be the cat box.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 29, 2019 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)

364 is ace still on the throne?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo



He's shakin that bush boss.

Posted by: eleven at March 29, 2019 11:59 AM (NLLmE)

365 I thought Peck in Moby Dick was good as Ahab.

Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (gmo/4)

366 I wonder if that photo is a publicity photo for a movie he was in.

Posted by: m at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (qxAnn)

367 So in Australia, it's perfectly acceptable to fart in your enemies' direction?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (KUaJL)


Funny, in Britain it's only acceptable if your father also smelt of elderberries.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (xxAFD)
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Only if you're a cheesy load of second-hand electric donkey-bottom-biters.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (IFKOp)

368 Diarrhea is no joke.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (RD7QR)

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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (AzW6q)

369 Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (NWiLs)
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DAMN YOU !!! I was just about to post that same thing hahaha

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (BqBId)

370 Beside, we lose so much money with them, especially when you add in drug trafficking etc.), that the Border closing would be a good thing!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at March 29, 2019 11:51 AM (O2RFr)

Are you insane? Do you realize how much money we make off of laundering the profits from the drug trade? You just don't understand finance. Why, I can bribe Harvard into letting my kids in, support my 4 mistresses in style, and get my happy endings at the massage parlor. It's a win-win for everybody. Except for the overdose cases. Hey, kids. Just say no. After a few years.--Adam Schitt for brains.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (3sjI6)

371 329
Yup...those are the ones you gotta watch.

Frances Bavier was rumored to give some of the best head in Hollywood back in the day.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 29, 2019 11:54 AM (Z+IKu)


Thanks for that. Now I can skip lunch.

Posted by: Iowa Bob at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (tu3iY)

372 That happened in my house this morning. Luckily it turned out to be the cat box.

We have a moldy bread smell coming from an area, but cannot find the source, very annoying.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (39g3+)

373
So in Australia, it's perfectly acceptable to fart in your enemies' direction?

Unladen African swallows hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (HaL55)

374 347 Same reason Michael Caine took the Jaws 4 gig, I imagine.

"I have never seen it (Jaws 4) but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built and it is terrific."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2019 11:55 AM (veoSD)

____

That's what it's all about. For actors, singers, etc. All the talk of perfecting a craft and creating art is bullshit. It's about the money. And it's stupid when people whine that an artist has "sold out". It's like saying an engineer "sold out" for taking a better job with more pay.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (FiUMj)

375 Much shorter than Warren Peace.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (NWiLs)

iswydt

Posted by: BignJames at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (ykq7q)

376 Good to see ace broke his fast. Diarrhea is no joke.
Posted by: joncelli


I'm sorry. But voluntarily going 11 days without eating IS some ridiculous bullshit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 12:01 PM (XWb4y)

377 I have 4 of those boots!

Mrs. Allen Ludden.

Mr. Gregory Peck.

Posted by: LASue at March 29, 2019 12:01 PM (XROPS)

378 369 I thought Peck in Moby Dick was good as Ahab.
Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (gmo/4)

Brian Dennehy nailed it as Ahab's outsized desire for revenge.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 12:01 PM (NWiLs)

379 Peck was a good guy in most of his movies*, the hero. Why he went against type for The Boys From Brazil I don't get. It didn't work for me, really.
It's why John Wayne stayed true to his type.


*at least the ones I remember seeing.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2019 12:01 PM (QLvwG)

380 Why isn't Adam Schiff being charged with lying to Congress? He has ZERO evidence of Trump Administration collusion and has been lying about it to Congress (and the public), officially, for the entire time of the Mueller inquiry.

I understand he is permitted to lie to God and everyone, but that's only on the floor of the House and Senate chambers. But he carried on his scurrilous charade in committee, on TV, and multiple public venues for wholesale redistribution.

Forget about asking him to yield his committee chairmanship or making some contrived, insincere apology. Why is this man not being frog-marched to PMITA Correctional Facility?

This coup and conspiracy is an outrage. The players HAVE to be outed and punished and to a degree that everyone and his mother recognize the penalty as being sufficient and a future deterrent.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 29, 2019 12:01 PM (6eEQ+)

381 Ace didn't eat for 11 days????

Wow.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 12:01 PM (FiUMj)

382 343 The Omen isn't a bad movie. Maybe I just say that because it scared the crap out of me as a kid, but whenever I re-watch it, I still like it. And it's better than the pointless shot-for-shot remake they did with Lev Schreiber (?)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (AzW6q)


I did like the scene where that truck's brakes failed and the pane of glass in the back took that guy's head clean off.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 12:01 PM (/aEfE)

383 369 I thought Peck in Moby Dick was good as Ahab.
Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (gmo/4)

================

He hated that performance.

I liked it.

I made a trailer for that once.

https://youtu.be/CoZUb2YLhX0

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 29, 2019 12:02 PM (YABhD)

384 Most of the west coast is dying. Chicago and Detroit are dying. New York is dying. But they'll keep voting for lefties. Absolutely gorgeous areas of the country, and ruined by lefties. An utter disaster.
Anyway, interesting video. Sounds like bleeding hearts have transformed in to lefty hand-wringing. At least what I've listened to so far.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (xxAFD)
++++++++++++
Of all of those, I have some hope for Detroit. Detroit needed a dictator and got one. The government failed so badly that the state appointed receivers to run the join and try to fix it. They still have structural problems but I have some hope for Detroit - if they can keep off the crack pipe of their local politics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 12:02 PM (I2dne)

385
Most of the west coast is dying. Chicago and Detroit are dying. New York is dying.

According to Bill Maher, those are the only good places and all the deplorables want to live there.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2019 12:02 PM (aKsyK)

386 Adam Schiffs reaction on hearing the results of the Mueller report.
http://tinyurl.com/y42slzrd

Posted by: davo at March 29, 2019 12:02 PM (sMLEE)

387 358 341 You guys are joking, right?
Warren Oates?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:56 AM (2qPhT)

Much shorter than Warren Peace.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (NWiLs)


The Republicans have declared a War on Oats!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 12:02 PM (/aEfE)

388 Heh, Trump mentioned agreeing with Rahm Emanuel last night, so naturally Rahm has to blame the Smollet hoax on the "toxic environment" created by Trump.

Are these people predictable, or what?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2019 12:02 PM (W+vEI)

389 391 358 341 You guys are joking, right?
Warren Oates?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 11:56 AM (2qPhT)

Much shorter than Warren Peace.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 11:58 AM (NWiLs)

The Republicans have declared a War on Oats!
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at March 29, 2019 12:02 PM (/aEfE)

It will result in irregular warfare.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 12:03 PM (NWiLs)

390 And it's stupid when people whine that an artist has "sold out". It's like saying an engineer "sold out" for taking a better job with more pay.

I agree, although if their art suffers for it, then its bad. Selling out as in "getting more pay and higher profile" is fine. Selling out as in "doing different work because that's what people will buy" sucks for an artist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 12:03 PM (39g3+)

391 Ace didn't eat for 11 days????

Wow.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 12:01 PM (FiUMj)
******
Basically what he did is what the Prep for Colonoscopy does quickly

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at March 29, 2019 12:03 PM (BqBId)

392 Still not sure why Ace fasted for 11 days.

Was it weight loss or a spiritual thing?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2019 12:03 PM (pUDQf)

393 It's like saying an engineer "sold out" for taking a better job with more pay.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (FiUMj)


I can't be bought ... but I'm sure as Hell available for rent.

Posted by: The Slippery Slop at March 29, 2019 12:03 PM (p9Lqy)

394 Yup...those are the ones you gotta watch.

Frances Bavier was rumored to give some of the best head in Hollywood back in the day.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy


Oh, Aunt BEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 12:03 PM (XWb4y)

395 Or none of my business?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 29, 2019 12:03 PM (pUDQf)

396 Not a huge Gregory Peck fan, but enjoyed him in "Roman Holiday."

He was great in Big Country.

Also the Guns of Navaroney.

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2019 12:03 PM (I0J/g)

397 383 Peck was a good guy in most of his movies*, the hero. Why he went against type for The Boys From Brazil I don't get. It didn't work for me, really.
It's why John Wayne stayed true to his type.


*at least the ones I remember seeing.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 29, 2019 12:01 PM (QLvwG)

=========

His performance there isn't bad because he went against type, it's bad because it's bad.

Going against type often works, like when Denzel was in Training Day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 29, 2019 12:03 PM (YABhD)

398 Those who sow with tears will reap with songs of joy

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 29, 2019 12:04 PM (B7Qtx)

399 So in Australia, it's perfectly acceptable to fart in your enemies' direction?

Unladen African swallows hardest hit.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 12:00 PM (HaL55)

The moose that bit my sister out front should have told you.


Posted by: Archer at March 29, 2019 12:04 PM (gmo/4)

400 I'm sorry. But voluntarily going 11 days without eating IS some ridiculous bullshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 12:01 PM (XWb4y)

Agree.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 29, 2019 12:04 PM (IqOTP)

401 348 Most of the west coast is dying.


In the video, they show crime stats. Only San Francisco is worse. But in Washington State, it is Seattle that is the problem.

Shoplifting has turned into daylight looting. This woman moved her business to Bellvue. No problems there:

https://youtu.be/bpAi70WWBlw?t=39m13s

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 12:04 PM (vWMNq)

402
I'm betting on Florida Man antics. The rest of the country has been stepping up its game, their place of infamy is threatened.

I promise t'won't be me. Nor hopefully anybody I know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 12:04 PM (HaL55)

403 Most of the west coast is dying. Chicago and Detroit are dying. New York is dying.


_____

Uhm no. Detroit is dead and has been for a long time. The west coast....not really. And NY will always be the capital of the world.

Are there some shitty areas in SF and a homeless problem in Seattle, etc? Sure. But to say the west coast is dying is ridiculous. There's more wealth in NY, SF, Seattle and LA than probably the rest of the country combined.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 12:04 PM (FiUMj)

404 Bea Arthur was in the military during WWII and contracted VD dozens of times.

Posted by: JT at March 29, 2019 12:05 PM (I0J/g)

405
"Guns of Navarone " Peck: a mountain climbin', Nazi-shootin' machine!
Posted by: Captain Obvious


We're in it up to our necks!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 29, 2019 12:05 PM (aKsyK)

406 Detroit needed a dictator and got one.

------

Yes. Detroit is recovering because it's braindead voters and politicos are out of the picture FTTB.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 29, 2019 12:05 PM (AzW6q)

407 If that's ace in the sidebar,


Unsigned sidebars are ace. The prolebloggers have to sign theirs.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 29, 2019 12:06 PM (fuK7c)

408 Betty White and Chuck Norris.

Posted by: Paladin at March 29, 2019 12:06 PM (WA3cK)

409 402
I'm betting on Florida Man antics. The rest of the country has been stepping up its game, their place of infamy is threatened.

I promise t'won't be me. Nor hopefully anybody I know.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 29, 2019 12:04 PM (HaL55)

Ummm.... *hides bath salts*

Posted by: Insomniac at March 29, 2019 12:06 PM (NWiLs)

410 Frances Bavier was rumored to give some of the best head in Hollywood back in the day.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Grace Kelly was also reputed to have the best oral skills in Hollywood. According to what David Niven told Prince Ranier.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 12:06 PM (3sjI6)

411 Diarrhea is no joke.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (RD7QR)

It is when a hot chick gets drunk and does it.

Posted by: adam spliff at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (3zt5o)

412 Are there some shitty areas in SF and a homeless problem in Seattle, etc? Sure. But to say the west coast is dying is ridiculous. There's more wealth in NY, SF, Seattle and LA than probably the rest of the country combined.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker


That's like finding a diamond ring in a pile of poop and declaring it's a diamond mine.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (AM1GF)

413 My condolences to you and your family for your loss
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (OLCnA)


This.

Posted by: Sponge at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (IXZGh)

414 I get why Ace was fasting. It was a test of self-mastery.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (kQs4Y)

415 Ace up

Posted by: rickb223 at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (XWb4y)

416 404 Bea Arthur was in the military during WWII and contracted VD dozens of times.
Posted by: JT at March 29, 2019 12:05 PM (I0J/g)

"The undersigned hereby agree..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (Ct55T)

417 >>Forget about asking him to yield his committee chairmanship or making some contrived, insincere apology. Why is this man not being frog-marched to PMITA Correctional Facility?

This coup and conspiracy is an outrage. The players HAVE to be outed and punished and to a degree that everyone and his mother recognize the penalty as being sufficient and a future deterrent.
- - - -
Yup. Trump and others in the GOP have their sights on Schiff -- let's see where they take it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (W+vEI)

418 I agree, although if their art suffers for it, then its bad. Selling out as in "getting more pay and higher profile" is fine. Selling out as in "doing different work because that's what people will buy" sucks for an artist.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 12:03 PM (39g3+)

___

I've always looked at artist as just another profession. You sell products and if the market demands a change, you change to accommodate the market. That's really what selling out is.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (FiUMj)

419 Diarrhea is no joke.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 29, 2019 11:57 AM (RD7QR

-------

No, it's a light snack.

Posted by: Beto! at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (AzW6q)

420 One of the many beautiful things that living out in the woods is that I can walk down the Hill from my house target shoot whenever I please generally how I target shoot with my 22 because I'm Scottish and I know how much each bullet cost one of my favorite targets is an 8 by 11 picture of Adam s******* with his bug-eyed look

Posted by: Sock monkey wanted: organ grinder, willing to train at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (B7Qtx)

421 And NY will always be the capital of the world.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 12:04 PM (FiUMj)

Until it's not. Then it'll fade into just being another financial hub, and either Dubai or Hong Kong will be the main one.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (J+mig)

422 if she ain't Betty White she's Fred's wife Ethel Mertz.

Posted by: DanMan at March 29, 2019 12:09 PM (XTiHL)

423 And NY will always be the capital of the world.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 12:04 PM (FiUMj)

I thought they changed the name of New York City to Mogadishu on the Hudson?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 12:09 PM (3sjI6)

424 Until it's not. Then it'll fade into just being another financial hub, and either Dubai or Hong Kong will be the main one.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (J+mig)

Versailles was the capital of France until it wasn't.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 29, 2019 12:10 PM (Ct55T)

425 Classic going against type successes:

Airplane for most of the actors (especially Leslie Nielsen)
Stargate for James Spader
Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast
Jimmy Stewart in The Thin Man 3 (although he wasn't really established yet, maybe Vertigo is a better example)
Once Upon a Time in the West for Henry Fonda
Albert Brooks in Drive
Elijah Woods in Sin City

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 12:10 PM (39g3+)

426 ...Are there some shitty areas in SF and a homeless
problem in Seattle, etc? Sure. But to say the west coast is dying is
ridiculous. There's more wealth in NY, SF, Seattle and LA than probably
the rest of the country combined.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 12:04 PM (FiUMj)


Yes, there are the Apples of the world and then there's everybody else. But Apple and sundry makes money by selling stuff everywhere, they're not local businesses. And while many are emotionally invested in the area, there's no real reason they couldn't move eventually. And if the business climate deteriorates enough, they will.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 29, 2019 12:11 PM (xxAFD)

427 2 Adam Schiff has an uncanny resemblance to the actor who played the shitweasel president on 24.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 29, 2019 11:18 AM (KUaJL)
===

Yep, I said this yesterday. Google search Greg Itzin or Charles Logan.

Posted by: Augustine at March 29, 2019 12:11 PM (BDZWU)

428
Uhm no. Detroit is dead and has been for a long time. The west coast....not really. And NY will always be the capital of the world.

Are there some shitty areas in SF and a homeless problem in Seattle, etc? Sure. But to say the west coast is dying is ridiculous. There's more wealth in NY, SF, Seattle and LA than probably the rest of the country combined.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 12:04 PM (FiUMj)

You're mistaking concentration of wealth and nominal dollars for real wealth. A 500 foot box may be more expensive than a 3 story mansion but that doesn't mean the box dweller is wealthier.

California for instance, has an absurd welfare dependent population and is one of our poorer states when adjusted for cost of living.

LA is literally one of the poorest areas in the country. These places have net outmigration for a reason.

Posted by: Someguy at March 29, 2019 12:11 PM (J2jLb)

429 Are there some shitty areas in SF and a homeless problem in Seattle, etc? Sure. But to say the west coast is dying is ridiculous. There's more wealth in NY, SF, Seattle and LA than probably the rest of the country combined.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 12:04 PM (FiUMj)
+++++++++++++++
Probably many countries combined. But it is much akin to 3rd-world wealth, sadly. Many of these places have largely eliminated their middle classes either through destruction or through forced out-migration. A tiny rich crust on top of a poor structure is how the third world works and doesn't bring you generalized success. You need adequate real employment and wages to do that. They have real employment in those places, but the wages all to often aren't matched to the costs of living - costs that continue to spiral out of control because those at the top don't care about them and can comfortably pay the monetary prices of their poor decisions while remaining immune from the social consequences. They continue pursuing toxic policies that ruin their states and cities by making it so expensive that the middle class either vanishes and becomes poor or leaves to try again somewhere else.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 29, 2019 12:11 PM (I2dne)

430 I've always looked at artist as just another profession. You sell products and if the market demands a change, you change to accommodate the market. That's really what selling out is.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 29, 2019 12:07 PM (FiUMj)

That's the best way to look at hooking.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 12:11 PM (3sjI6)

431
And it's stupid when people whine that an artist has "sold out". It's like saying an engineer "sold out" for taking a better job with more pay.

I agree, although if their art suffers for it, then its bad. Selling out as in "getting more pay and higher profile" is fine. Selling out as in "doing different work because that's what people will buy" sucks for an artist.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 12:03 PM (39g3+)








As the late, great William Goldman put it, the best Hollywood movies are art. But even the best of "art films" are usually unwatchable, pretentious dreck.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2019 12:11 PM (veoSD)

432 My euphemism for diarrhea is "putting allah on a liquid diet."

Posted by: sunflower at March 29, 2019 12:11 PM (I54dk)

433 Uhm no. Detroit is dead and has been for a long time. The west coast....not really. And NY will always be the capital of the world.

Are there some shitty areas in SF and a homeless problem in Seattle, etc? Sure. But to say the west coast is dying is ridiculous. There's more wealth in NY, SF, Seattle and LA than probably the rest of the country combined.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

Saying Detroit is dead is stupid too. They have lost half their population since the 1960's, but I go through there all the time, and parts of the city are actually coming back. I would not go to some parts of Detroit (and Dearborn, which is becoming a Muslim stronghold), but calling it dead is inaccurate.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 29, 2019 12:13 PM (vcOmj)

434 So...

Ace is Nood (um..)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=380581

And this thread is Olde.

Ain't my blog, ain't my post, not my monkeys, but I do still recommend deleting or (better) replacing the crow-is-served image with Dianny's original.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's art all the way down at March 29, 2019 12:15 PM (oJBMJ)

435
Classic going against type successes:

Airplane for most of the actors (especially Leslie Nielsen)
Stargate for James Spader
Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast
Jimmy Stewart in The Thin Man 3 (although he wasn't really established yet, maybe Vertigo is a better example)
Once Upon a Time in the West for Henry Fonda
Albert Brooks in Drive
Elijah Woods in Sin City

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 29, 2019 12:10 PM (39g3+)






Bruce Willis in Die Hard.

Really. Up until then, he was the goofy cool hipster in Moonlighting. Totally changed his image and career, and probably ruined Moonlighting through a combination of hubris by Willis and jealousy by Cybill Shepherd.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 29, 2019 12:15 PM (veoSD)

436 433 homeless problem in Seattle,


NO. There is not a "homeless problem" in Seattle. That is the liberal propaganda. There is a DRUG problem in Seattle.

Posted by: Off the reservation at March 29, 2019 12:15 PM (vWMNq)

437 My euphemism for diarrhea is "putting allah on a liquid diet."
Posted by: sunflower
---------

I had an aunt, who referred to the condition as 'dire rear'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 29, 2019 12:16 PM (YvUf/)

438 Saying Detroit is dead is stupid too. They have lost half their population since the 1960's, but I go through there all the time, and parts of the city are actually coming back. I would not go to some parts of Detroit (and Dearborn, which is becoming a Muslim stronghold), but calling it dead is inaccurate.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 29, 2019 12:13 PM (vcOmj)

Yeah, and calling zombies dead is inaccurate.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 29, 2019 12:16 PM (3sjI6)

439 Ace up
******
Off the Throne ?

Posted by: Deep State is in DEEP SHIT at March 29, 2019 12:16 PM (BqBId)

440 Don't: search for "Bea Arthur nude".



The penis is disturbing.

Posted by: The Devil on the other shoulder at March 29, 2019 12:20 PM (jhsdj)

441 We don't yet know what's in the report, only the parents and teachers have been allowed to see it. This alone is suspicious. How are we supposed to trust Mrs. O'Rourke to do the best thing? She gave me a C on my book report, and it made milk come out of Louis' nose when I read it to him.


What we do know is:

- I asked Santa for a Paw Patrol fire truck, and got one!

- Sources tell me Suzy says she heard reindeer on her roof

- I saw elves wrestling on channel 54 just last weekend

- Only me and Aaron knew Bobby pooped in his grandmother's slippers, and he still got a lump of coal in his stocking!

- There's dozens if not hundreds of TV shows and movies with Santa in them

- Reindeer are real, I saw some at a Christmas tree farm

- I put out cookies and milk every year, and there's always a bite out of at least one cookie.

- NORAD tracks Santa's progress every Christmas Eve - are we to doubt our government?


I smell a cover up, and corruption that goes to the highest levels. Until we see this report, there's no reason not to believe in Santa.

Posted by: Timmy Harris at March 29, 2019 12:20 PM (sLicW)

442 off long forgotten sock

Posted by: Grump928(C) Of Girth at March 29, 2019 12:21 PM (jhsdj)

443 Warren Beatty

Posted by: chipster at March 29, 2019 12:21 PM (utYxS)

444 Morning, Horde.

Headed home from Arizona. Currently in Beaver, UT. Last 50 miles or do last night was in blizzard with snow buildup on road, too. Snow on the ground this morning, but it has now melted off. Roads look clear.

Later, gators.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 29, 2019 12:25 PM (LcfH/)

445 Gregory Peck with a beard.

That's like fishing with Dynamite.

Posted by: Gridlock at March 29, 2019 12:35 PM (1bUXQ)

446 Grace Kelley. Oral skills. You got my attention.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at March 29, 2019 12:45 PM (RLiOt)

447 Thou shalt not bear false witness. There is a reason it is in the 10 commandments. Even atheists or others from different traditions can understand that false accusations gut the entire legal system and must be severely punished. Convincing the state to exact punishment on an individual requires honest brokers at every stage. As with the Smollett case, one dishonest broker breaks the entire system upon which society is built. Every journalist, politician, or government official (current or former) who accused Trump of colluding with the Russians is guilty of bearing false witness. These scum are counting of Trump's notoriety to defend against libel/slander. But they accused him of a crime, and that is actionable.

Posted by: IanDeal at March 29, 2019 12:58 PM (vgGyZ)

448 "Who Dis?"

Not Wilma.

Posted by: Marooned at March 29, 2019 02:03 PM (8hRlF)

449 I like roughed-up bearded Gregory Peck better. Rowr.

Posted by: Gem at March 29, 2019 05:33 PM (XoAz8)

450 And the lady... i can't remember her name, but did she write the Eloise books? Kay something?

Posted by: Gem at March 29, 2019 05:35 PM (XoAz8)

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