Politico Has the Absolute <i>Balls</i> To Criticize <i>Trump</i> For Not Doing Enough to "Bring Unity" After the Media Spent Two and Half Years Conducting Putin's Information Op to Divide America to the Brink of Civil War

Politico Has the Absolute Balls To Criticize Trump For Not Doing Enough to "Bring Unity" After the Media Spent Two and Half Years Conducting Putin's Information Op to Divide America to the Brink of Civil War

But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity https://t.co/ua4Nv9dUMO
— POLITICO (@politico) March 25, 2019

Liz Harrington responds.

es, President Trump could really learn a lesson on "national unity" from the mainstream press, the experts who have done more to "sow discord" in the United States than Putin's wildest dreams.
Let's have the media start a conversation on "national unity" after taking its talking points from the Hillary Clinton campaign and the DNC, which bought and paid for slanderous lies and disinformation from Russian sources, which were then passed through a revolving door of liberal hacks in the media to liberal hacks in the Justice Department of the party in power, which were then used to spy on associates of the campaign of the party out of power.
But it's never been about getting to the truth. It's been about getting Trump. It's been about overturning the results of an election the Democrats and their allies in the media got so disastrously got wrong.
...
Will there be any accountability for the main actors in this failed legal coup, the lamest "secret society" band of left-wing hacks at the highest levels of the FBI who vowed to stop Donald Trump, but failed disastrously?
Will there be any retribution? Will the media own up to its role in spreading Russian disinformation, 533,074 articles (and counting) later?
Sadly, we already know the answer.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:48 PM

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Posted by: Beatoff at March 26, 2019 03:48 PM (t6MX/)

2 Threefer.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 03:48 PM (t6MX/)

3 Don't forget, Politco is owned by the Grahams, who use to own the WaPo.

They are hard core old school leftist.

Posted by: Kemp at March 26, 2019 03:49 PM (3llFN)

4

EM LOVE PUFF FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 26, 2019 03:49 PM (a6fvI)

5 Sponge!

Posted by: First! at March 26, 2019 03:49 PM (rf8q9)

6 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 03:49 PM (SAhpk)

7 I think true Americans have been unified against the Enemy.

The problem is, the Enemy wants liberty minded people to be unified in appeasing the despots.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 03:49 PM (lD3vL)

8 Why won't this traitor unify the country, they screamed.

Posted by: HA at March 26, 2019 03:49 PM (MAstk)

9 Politico will not enjoy Purge Night.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 03:50 PM (bcbK8)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2019 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

11 my irony meter exploded when i read that tweet.

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 26, 2019 03:50 PM (rf8q9)

12 Nah, I'm not really interested in unity with the people trying to destroy me.

Posted by: Someguy at March 26, 2019 03:50 PM (J2jLb)

13 "balls", or "incomprehensive autism"?

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 26, 2019 03:50 PM (HtLSE)

14 The nation divorce can't come fast enough after this

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2019 03:50 PM (BbGew)

15 Yes, we must take the high road here, not gloat, not take revenge. Actually, we have been winning a lot, maybe it is time to compromise with the Dems or even let them have a few big victories so they don't feel bad. Revenge is Not. Who. We. Are!

-cucks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2019 03:50 PM (dNzKv)

16 The Media is the Enemy of the People.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 03:51 PM (bcbK8)

17 Bring unity? Fuck that. War.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2019 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

18 When its spanking time the left is all about making up and being friends. They are like a tedious whore who won't go away.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2019 03:51 PM (2LelM)

19 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Venge.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 26, 2019 03:51 PM (UnA8+)

20 Fuck you, war.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 26, 2019 03:51 PM (+dsLj)

21 Trump camps = unity.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 03:51 PM (t6MX/)

22 Shorter Politico - we vigorously flucked the chicken and TRUMP is being mean about it!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 26, 2019 03:51 PM (37IEG)

23 The healing begins when the wicked are punished. Not before. No more unearned kumbaya moments, fuckers.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 26, 2019 03:51 PM (ju9gW)

24 Are we perhaps on the verge of an enantiodromia?

Posted by: davo at March 26, 2019 03:51 PM (sMLEE)

25 The media has a feva and the only prescription is more schlonging.

Posted by: Augustine at March 26, 2019 03:51 PM (BDZWU)

26 So the media which was the ultimate divider all along, is criticizing Trump for not being a unifier and in so doing, the media is continuing to divide.

It is an infinite recursion of hypocrisy.

Posted by: simplemind at March 26, 2019 03:51 PM (9b/Pf)

27 "Unity"?

You want "unity", you half witted dumblefarks?

May posterity forget you were our countrymen.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 26, 2019 03:51 PM (6qErC)

28 Politi-who?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 03:52 PM (ptqGC)

29 Yeah, yeah...but are we pouncing or seizing?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 26, 2019 03:52 PM (4AeKb)

30 The irony of all this, it was the media that had been doing Russia's bidding for the past two years (and beyond).

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 26, 2019 03:52 PM (+dsLj)

31 My Boss lamented politics since Trump. I asked if he actually blamed Trump. Yep.

I walked away talking about traitor, collusion, spy for 2 years.

Fuck. Boss is a quality person, but huge blind spot.

Posted by: nip at March 26, 2019 03:52 PM (DfGpI)

32 Yep; That's what I immediately thought of every time Democrats were using their redundant talking points over Russian collusion the past two an a half years: National Healing and Unity. It flowed from them like some smoothly flowing, peaceful stream. Yep!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 26, 2019 03:52 PM (AllCR)

33 Politburo?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 26, 2019 03:52 PM (37IEG)

34 What they wanted:

Trump: "After the last two and a half years, the Muller investigation has caused the media to drag me and my family through unbelievable amounts of mud and muck, call us every name in the book and try to destroy everything that we've worked for in our lives. Now that the report has been completed and no wrong doing by me, my family or my campaign have been found, it's time to sing kumbaya, hold hands and share a Coke."

FUCK YOU. #WAR

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2019 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

35 Yes, we must take the high road here, not gloat, not take revenge. Actually, we have been winning a lot, maybe it is time to compromise with the Dems or even let them have a few big victories so they don't feel bad. Revenge is Not. Who. We. Are!

-cucks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I want a body count. Treason demands executions.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (SAhpk)

36 You know, trump had a big victory with this mueller thing, maybe to balance the scale we should pass a constitutional amendment to abolish the electoral college and repeal the 2nd. Just to show the left we play fair, you know. No hard feelings.

-Cucks.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (dNzKv)

37 14 The nation divorce can't come fast enough after this
.....

Like today.

Posted by: HA at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (MAstk)

38 Even the Money Honey got on the "Unity" bandwagon. When she interviewed him she was drilling him about his McCain twittery, the implication was he was a Divider, not a Uniter.

Et tu, Bartiromo?

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (kD8Fh)

39 24 Are we perhaps on the verge of an enantiodromia?

I'm diametrically opposed to this.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (4AeKb)

40 Accountability?

Who knows? What I do know is that the Golden Scalp Weasel has been pretty much inoculated and that he is one that gets satisfaction from revenge.

We will see.

A new verse:

Freed from the chains
of investigation false
The Golden Scalp Weasel
Walks and plots a revenge
We are doomed.

The Song of my People.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (hLRSq)

41

I got yer National Reconciliation right here, beatch.

ProTip: Bring Vaseline.

Posted by: M K Ultra at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (O+mPF)

42 Those assholes are shooting back!

Posted by: Clyde Barrow at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (MJQRs)

43 liz , that was Fabulous!

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (r/xAU)

44 The balls on those guys.

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (xjiRE)

45 It's time for Trump to crush his enemies, to see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Posted by: Guzalot at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (prSvo)

46 The media : https://is.gd/as08LT

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 26, 2019 03:54 PM (P1AAi)

47 The Media should all die in a fire. A fire that could be seen from space.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 26, 2019 03:54 PM (AB9tT)

48 Lincoln and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity

Posted by: zombie John Wilkes Booth at March 26, 2019 03:54 PM (e1q4h)

49 15 Yes, we must take the high road here, not gloat, not take revenge. Actually, we have been winning a lot, maybe it is time to compromise with the Dems or even let them have a few big victories so they don't feel bad. Revenge is Not. Who. We. Are!

-cucks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2019 03:50 PM (dNzKv)

So, this reminds me. I recently read a super obscure 90's fantasy novel called 'Dun Lady's Jess'. It's not important what it's about* but the author literally uses that phrase 'that's not who we are' when they are refusing to execute the murderous sorceress who assassinated and imprisioned and tortured dozens or more.

Some people are too dumb to be allowed any authority.

*Ok,it's about a horse from a fantasy world that gets transported to Ohio magically and gets turned into a woman, then gets transported back to the fantasy world but not before she falls in love with her human rider. It's dumb, not terrible, but dumb.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK8)

50 Really!
Doesn't everyone remember Maxine waters screeching endlessly about unity and healing?
Or Schiff? Or Nadler?
Weren't they all singing Kumbaya just after Mueller's report hit the official airwaves?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 26, 2019 03:54 PM (37IEG)

51 The lamentations of their genderqueer transwomyn, I think you mean.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (ju9gW)

52 Also news from Islamic Politico: Rape Victims Show Little Interest in Marrying their Rapists

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (TN1P5)

53 anyway I remember this trick from circa what around 2012? after they'd been swatting at us for the previous 4 years and then wanted unity?

which only means,' shut up and take it!'

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (r/xAU)

54 OT: Here's something very disturbing:

https://i.redd.it/uqkuc6fpriyz.jpg

Posted by: Augustine at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (BDZWU)

55 That Mr. Lincoln shows little interest in healing or national unity.

Posted by: Robert E. Lee (D-VA), holding the remnants of his ass in his hand at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (AURKQ)

56 It is the mewl of annoyed Becky in the junior high lunch room. "Oh ma gawwwd, we said it was over, why can't she just like shuddup and get back to wanting to be my friend and do stuff for me because I. Am. Worthit"

There is no reflection. No comprehension. Pure, projective sollipsism. Trump should call for unity because he should be happy he got off light because he knows he's a bad person because we know he's a bad person and so anything that was done he prob'ly deserved anyway and will he just stop being uncool and a drag and a dingus.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (HtLSE)

57

But, of course.

When Dems win an election or other political battle, then it's all "We Won," and "Elections Have Consequences." And, with the exception of DJT, Republicans will always agree with that premise.

When Republicans win something, it's all "We need unity. Republicans need to reach across the aisle. Bipartisanship is what the People want." And, with the exception of DJT, Republicans will always agree with that premise.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (AzW6q)

58 "Hey, I know we were calling for you, your children and their spouses to be imprisoned or executed, and we have harried you and hindered you in executing your office, and we failed and our credibility is in ruins, and you could extract revenge; but don't you think that national unity, healing the country's wounds, is what is needed and not more finger-pointing and shouting and blame-throwing?"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (hLRSq)

59 Actually I would like trump to whip out the quadruple barrel laser guided 12 gauge fully automatic flame throwing shotgun and start clearing the fields.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (dNzKv)

60
*Ok,it's about a horse from a fantasy world that
gets transported to Ohio magically and gets turned into a woman, then
gets transported back to the fantasy world but not before she falls in
love with her human rider. It's dumb, not terrible, but dumb.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK

So that explains Kathrine the Great.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (37IEG)

61 Yeah thats the ticket. Get called Hitler, fascist, racist, commie traitor for 2 years and say "its all good". F that and F politico.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 26, 2019 03:56 PM (r+sAi)

62 51 The lamentations of their genderqueer transwomyn, I think you mean.
Posted by: Rusty Nail

===========================

Even better, LOL

Posted by: Guzalot at March 26, 2019 03:56 PM (prSvo)

63 Spoiler Alert: Criticizing Trump over not bringing healing is part of the same disinformation op to sow discord that they've been running all along

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2019 03:56 PM (ja1yE)

64 It's sad when someone make false and hurtful accusations against an innocent party who by all accounts is a wonderful American and patriot and then expect the victim to just accept the slander and call for peace and unity.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 03:56 PM (/tuJf)

65 No justice, no peace.

Posted by: simplemind at March 26, 2019 03:56 PM (bRolD)

66 Ok,it's about a horse from a fantasy world that gets transported to Ohio magically and gets turned into a woman, then gets transported back to the fantasy world but not before she falls in love with her human rider. It's dumb, not terrible, but dumb.

The scene where she's pegging her boyfriend and accidentally turns back into a stallion and ruptures him is hilarious!

Posted by: Juicy Swallows at March 26, 2019 03:56 PM (O+mPF)

67 Lincoln and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity
Posted by: zombie John Wilkes Booth

Yeah. Reconstruction to the point of punitive.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 03:56 PM (SAhpk)

68 Also news from Islamic Politico: Rape Victims Show Little Interest in Marrying their Rapists
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories

yeah, true dat.

Posted by: Yazidi women at a slave auction at March 26, 2019 03:56 PM (e1q4h)

69 In the media, you have to have an absolute, complete lack of self-awareness to make that statement. I've said it often, as have other and especially this blog that the single, biggest divisive blight on our country is the media. They sow division as a matter of vocation. Every story they write is deliberately written to take what they know is a divisive point of view. It's attack, mock, belittle, obfuscate and divide. There is hardly ever an issue where they take an honest point of view and try to find the middle ground. They do this not only to the average citizen, but to Congress. They tow the line and hide the truth in order to comport with the liberal talking point if the day.

Nobody, and I mean nobody has divided the citizens of our country against each other more than the lying, liberally submissive press.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2019 03:56 PM (VpIIl)

70 This is like criticizing a victim of ass-rape for not promoting unity with his rapist. These people are insane.

Posted by: Shane McGowan's Liver at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (W9cWw)

71 48 Lincoln and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity
Posted by: zombie John Wilkes Booth at March 26, 2019 03:54 PM (e1q4h)

Missed it by *that* much

Posted by: Warai-otoko Smart, agent 86 at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (AURKQ)

72 Has anyone yet done an online reservation system for DC lamp posts?

Posted by: JEM at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (KF6/T)

73 Posted by: Augustine at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (BDZWU)

Who are those people?

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (kD8Fh)

74 That Trump is a diryt MF* for not kissing our butts for forgiveness when He found us out.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (r/xAU)

75 66 Ok,it's about a horse from a fantasy world that gets transported to Ohio magically and gets turned into a woman, then gets transported back to the fantasy world but not before she falls in love with her human rider. It's dumb, not terrible, but dumb.

The scene where she's pegging her boyfriend and accidentally turns back into a stallion and ruptures him is hilarious!
Posted by: Juicy Swallows at March 26, 2019 03:56 PM (O+mPF)

Never gets past kissing and longing. It's not that kind of book. Also she's a mare and a woman, no horse dick. This isn't Japan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (bcbK8)

76 I am dropping all news maybe except One American News, many at Fox bought into this escapade as much as the rest.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (BbGew)

77 I'm all for a National Divorce if it means we get the "house". They can get (to) Puerto Rico.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (U2+zT)

78 Ace-
was thinking about Krystol and 'Conserving Conservatism'
Since he's Cap'n Cuck and a Cruiser, Circumnavgatng Conservatism seems appropos
Kinda nautical and Cucky at the same time.

Posted by: DBCooper at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (bttOm)

79 57

But, of course.

When Dems win an election or other political battle, then it's all "We Won," and "Elections Have Consequences." And, with the exception of DJT, Republicans will always agree with that premise.

When Republicans win something, it's all "We need unity. Republicans need to reach across the aisle. Bipartisanship is what the People want." And, with the exception of DJT, Republicans will always agree with that premise.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (AzW6q)

Yeah. Remember the headline "We Are All Socialists Now" after Obama won?

Posted by: rickl at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (xjiRE)

80 OT: Here's something very disturbing:

https://i.redd.it/uqkuc6fpriyz.jpg

Posted by: Augustine at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (BDZWU)

DATS RAYCISSS!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

81 Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity ---

Trump would be wasting his time. The only healing or unifying message the Progs will accept, ever, is Trump's resignation.

Posted by: Gref at March 26, 2019 03:58 PM (AMIL/)

82 Let's do to the left what Antifa does to our side.

Posted by: JROD at March 26, 2019 03:58 PM (cI0Sy)

83 It's time for Trump to crush his enemies, to see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
Posted by: Guzalot at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (prSvo)

Well, you homotranspedobestialityphobe! they could be in a homosexual or transgender or any of the other non-cisnormative marriages! You are part of the divisive nature of this evil President!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 26, 2019 03:58 PM (3sjI6)

84
But after the nearly two-year investigation found no collusion or clear obstruction of justice, Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity

Maybe a beer summit would help.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 26, 2019 03:58 PM (TAmPV)

85 73 Posted by: Augustine at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (BDZWU)

Who are those people?
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (kD8Fh)

Yeah, some context would be nice. Adam Schiff and...Jonathan Capehart but with hair? And what's supposed to be a young Schiff and a young Capehart?

I'm lost.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 26, 2019 03:58 PM (4AeKb)

86 oh, the guy was Adam Schittforbrains, right?

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 03:58 PM (kD8Fh)

87 I am amused at this whole "putin wins because our politics are sown with division thing"

as if he cares.

memba, hillary came up with russian collusion (despite her own salemanship of america to russia) as a gambit.

Every president since clinton has tried to snoozy up to putin because peace n' shit. Putin has his own goals, so be it. But like he cares about this shiut.

Posted by: Keto not Beto at March 26, 2019 03:58 PM (9AcAx)

88 60
*Ok,it's about a horse from a fantasy world that
gets transported to Ohio magically and gets turned into a woman, then
gets transported back to the fantasy world but not before she falls in
love with her human rider. It's dumb, not terrible, but dumb.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 03:54 PM (bcbK
So that explains Kathrine the Great.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 26, 2019 03:55 PM (37IEG)

You know, actually...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 03:58 PM (bcbK8)

89
Related: check out this montage in this vid by the Black Pidgeon:

https://youtu.be/TWjxTneb3SI?t=2m32s

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (XL8xg)

90 Politico and the MSM in general want unity now? The same 'tards who chastise us every chance they get? Refer us as deplorables (which we truly and righteously embrace), bible thumpers, gun lovers, trumpsters, and worse?Yeah, how about a cup of STFU. I actually fantasize about the day of the MSM's demise. How glorious it will be to see the burning embers of CNN, MSNBC, WP, NYT and the rest of their ilk. I will dance around the fire pouring gasoline to keep the embers going. They will cry out "First Amendment!!". A chorus will rise up - in unison - a resounding "Behold the field in which I grow my f*cks about you. Cast thine eyes upon the barren landscape and see I have none to give."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (jxbfJ)

91 President Trump is uniting the country with all his winning MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (oVO/h)

92 I don't know who Jonathan Capehart is. Oh well.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (kD8Fh)

93 jrod, nah, let's do lawfare

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (r/xAU)

94 These are the people who tried to indirectly blame conservatives for Steve Scalise's shooting. How do you even get there from here.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (VpIIl)

95 Who are those people?
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 03:57 PM (kD8Fh)
===

Guy in the overalls is Adam "I've seen evidence of collusion But I can't show because reasons" Schiff.

Posted by: Augustine at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (BDZWU)

96 Tomorrow morning Trump calls for unity and healing.

Media: How dare he!!!!!

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (ja1yE)

97 Trump now has an opportunity to make a seismic shift in the direction of this country and secure a reganesque re election landslide.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (dNzKv)

98 One America News needs to get a YouTube presence. I want to support them but they don't make it easy by living in the media dark ages.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (4AeKb)

99 Christ. Schiff in overalls looks like Rem Lezar.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 26, 2019 04:00 PM (ju9gW)

100 Sharon Tate and her friends showed little interest in healing ....the multiple stabbing and mutilations had nothing whatsoever to do with that.

Posted by: zombie Charles Manson at March 26, 2019 04:00 PM (e1q4h)

101 Healing comes after, at barest minimum, contrition.

We've seen none of that, and never will.

So... Fuck. You.
War.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 04:00 PM (NYS7S)

102 I 'm thinking in this divorce we get the house, they get Mexico

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2019 04:00 PM (BbGew)

103 I want a body count. Treason demands executions.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 03:53 PM (SAhpk)

no cigs or blindfolds

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 26, 2019 04:00 PM (JFO2v)

104

That montage was chilling.

It's like something out of a movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 04:00 PM (XL8xg)

105 Where's AllenG?

Posted by: golfman at March 26, 2019 04:00 PM (OE84+)

106 After a 2 year witchhunt, Trump fails to admit he's a witch.

Posted by: MfM at March 26, 2019 04:00 PM (MJQRs)

107 99 Christ. Schiff in overalls looks like Rem Lezar.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 26, 2019 04:00 PM (ju9gW)

That's not possible. Rem Lezar loves us and would never do anything to hurt us.

Schiff can't sing, either.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

108 Move forward. Never admit a defeat. Stay on the ball. That's how Big Media operate.

I stuck the Mueller report victory in my back pocket and will take it out and enjoy it every time an imp NPR reporter with vocal fry harps on and on about something inane and silly.

Posted by: 13times at March 26, 2019 04:01 PM (K3B2k)

109 OT: Somebody got banned from Jack's Shitter after making fun of Maddow's crying.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 04:01 PM (vDqXW)

110 On the bright side, you know the Left is losing bigly when they start calling for unity.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2019 04:01 PM (ja1yE)

111 92 I don't know who Jonathan Capehart is. Oh well.

Gay, black lefty newscritter at the WaPo and frequent Joe and Mika guest. Sort of a junior league Don Lemon.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 26, 2019 04:01 PM (4AeKb)

112 93 jrod, nah, let's do lawfare
Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (r/xAU)

nah, let's do mountains of corpses.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 26, 2019 04:01 PM (UnA8+)

113 99 Schiff in overalls looks like Rem Lezar.

i didn't know the android from the logan's run tv series had a last name.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 26, 2019 04:02 PM (sGtp+)

114

But after four years of getting gassed the Jews showed little interest in healing or national unity.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 26, 2019 04:02 PM (TAmPV)

115 Liz Harrington is a #Baller. I see her moving on to bigger things.

Posted by: ace at March 26, 2019 04:02 PM (PbpT7)

116 110 On the bright side, you know the Left is losing bigly when they start calling for unity.
Posted by: ... at March 26, 2019 04:01 PM (ja1yE)

An excellent point.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 04:02 PM (NYS7S)

117 112 93 jrod, nah, let's do lawfare
Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (r/xAU)

nah, let's do mountains of corpses.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 26, 2019 04:01 PM (UnA8+)

I like where your head is at.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK8)

118 The democrats are proving that they are not mature enough to be voting. Full stop.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:02 PM (xfb67)

119 I'm disappointed in Maddow. How can I respect an enemy who cries? No better than Raddatz, now.

NEXT!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2019 04:02 PM (AzW6q)

120 I think ground up leftwingers and reporters would make a very healing poultice.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 26, 2019 04:03 PM (JgA4k)

121 The subjects of our 'recent....direct actions' showed little interest in healing or national unity ---

Posted by: KKK lynch mob at March 26, 2019 04:03 PM (e1q4h)

122 "I 'm thinking in this divorce we get the house, they get Mexico"

Nah - I'd rather they were on an island, but it would be fun to see 'em all stare at that big huge beautiful barbed wire-topped wall and know they are not getting back in.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at March 26, 2019 04:03 PM (U2+zT)

123 Earth to Max Boot, come in.

Posted by: Jake from State farm at March 26, 2019 04:03 PM (Jj+59)

124 Schiff can't sing, either.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:01 PM
Neither could Rem Lezar. But by God it didn't stop him.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 26, 2019 04:03 PM (ju9gW)

125 Hikaru, that might end up the option oneday, but for now i'd like to make them cry about loss of money and maybe Their own freedoms.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:03 PM (r/xAU)

126 Schiffhead.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 26, 2019 04:03 PM (AURKQ)

127
Would that be like the unity thing that the fucking Donks pulled back in 2005 after Dubya was re-elected? Pelousy and the Searchlight Strangler gave the Donkey response to his '05 SOTU speech. And the opening went like this.

"Congratulations on your re-election, Mr President. Now you need to compromise with us."

That's pretty much a direct quote from that cocksucker Reid, and almost the first words out of his mouth during the speech.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2019 04:03 PM (veoSD)

128 The Democrat party and their co-conspirators can all go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Crazy John R. at March 26, 2019 04:03 PM (eAZVt)

129 117 112 93 jrod, nah, let's do lawfare
Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (r/xAU)

nah, let's do mountains of corpses.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 26, 2019 04:01 PM (UnA8+)

I like where your head is at.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK

Mountains are unsanitary. Mass graves are the only civilized, and Christian, option. Deus vult.

Posted by: Someguy at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM (J2jLb)

130 what's a #baller mean?

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM (r/xAU)

131 I don't know who the kid is. It's connected to this thread on Reddit that seems to allege Schiff is a pedo:

http://tinyurl.com/yyj37a8y

Posted by: Augustine at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM (BDZWU)

132 That Trump sure has a lot of nerve to be all angry and stuff. We said we were sorry.

What's that? We didn't.
How about a retraction on page 45?

Posted by: Bruce at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM (8ikIW)

133 129 117 112 93 jrod, nah, let's do lawfare
Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 03:59 PM (r/xAU)

nah, let's do mountains of corpses.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 26, 2019 04:01 PM (UnA8+)

I like where your head is at.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK

Mountains are unsanitary. Mass graves are the only civilized, and Christian, option. Deus vult.
Posted by: Someguy at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM (J2jLb)

Fine, but the zeks do the digging and the hauling.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM (bcbK8)

134 Let's do to the left what Antifa does to our side.
Posted by: JROD at March 26, 2019 03:58 PM (cI0Sy)

That would be great! But, as you noticed with the "justice" for Jussie, there are two types of justice. You would be prosecuted by leftist jurisdictions and thrown in the slam with large, sweaty, and caged men. Unlike the Pantyfa, who would be celebrated and allowed to sue the taxpayer for looking at them with contempt.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM (3sjI6)

135 Is Schiff a fag? He sure gives me that impression.

Posted by: Kemp at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM (3llFN)

136 I want to move to Utah right now, just so Mike Lee can be my congressman.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (k76MH)

137 Where's AllenG?
Posted by: golfman

Work and real life get in the way.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (SAhpk)

138 well if you guys want corpses you better make sure my family gets the hell out of here first.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (r/xAU)

139 I was joking earlier about Brennan getting his misinformation from Trump. What if Adam Schitt was getting his info about "mountains of evidence" of collusion from Trump as well?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (NFEMn)

140 Speaking of healing, men-only cuddling group:

http://tinyurl.com/yydr7cyk

"The group establishes 'safe touch boundaries' before every session and only allows non-sexual cuddling. Participants must remain fully-clothed at all times and must shower before meetings.

The Meetup page also notices that 'most men experience some level of arousal during cuddling. This is completely normal. We're all guys. We just ignore it. There is no shame here!'"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (ptqGC)

141 If RBG won't die for my birthday how about Hillary taking on a flight of stairs? That always cheers me up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)

142 When you hang on a gibbet for the sport of your own crows, we will have unity with the Dems!

Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (JH+YW)

143 #learntonotbeanasshat

fuck the left.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (d7Ww2)

144
what's a #baller mean?

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM (r/xAU)

Some who can really play ball.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (TAmPV)

145 130 what's a #baller mean?
Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM (r/xAU)

It used to refer to basketball players. Like the big name pros. It sorta has drifted to mean anyone who's excellent at something.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (bcbK8)

146 anonymous is right, you better be ready to call it all out war.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (r/xAU)

147 Aw da poor baby men need a cuddle.

Posted by: Anchovy at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (h41Z5)

148 Your honor - I swear that when my parents happened to be killed - possibly by me - I had not considered the terrible hardship being an orphan would be - and you must consider that hardship too.

Isn't a little sympathy and caring what's called for?

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 26, 2019 04:06 PM (HtLSE)

149 thank you guys.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:06 PM (r/xAU)

150
nah, let's do mountains of corpses.
Posted by: Hikaru at March 26, 2019 04:01 PM (UnA8+)

I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2019 04:06 PM (veoSD)

151 Nadler needs a refund from teh Eyebrow guy.

Posted by: Jake from State farm at March 26, 2019 04:06 PM (Jj+59)

152 Mountains are unsanitary. Mass graves are the only civilized, and Christian, option. Deus vult.
Posted by: Someguy at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM (J2jLb)

I've always preferred a nice nuclear burn. No concern about sanitation. In fact, it sterilizes everything!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 26, 2019 04:06 PM (3sjI6)

153 141
If RBG won't die for my birthday how about Hillary taking on a flight of stairs? That always cheers me up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)

Someone will eventually find her last horcrux and destroy it.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 26, 2019 04:06 PM (k76MH)

154 "Trump and his aides showed little interest in healing or national unity."

Yeah, Trump's fault.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 04:06 PM (t6MX/)

155 A baller is a typically a sports term meaning - "awesome player who works hard at being great, all the time."

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at March 26, 2019 04:07 PM (U2+zT)

156 "The group establishes 'safe touch boundaries' before every session and only allows non-sexual cuddling. Participants must remain fully-clothed at all times and must shower before meetings.

The Meetup page also notices that 'most men experience some level of arousal during cuddling. This is completely normal. We're all guys. We just ignore it. There is no shame here!'"
Posted by: Jane D'oh

"What is the mission statement of the Bulwark, Alex?

Posted by: I'll take imaginary peeing hookers for $500 Alex at March 26, 2019 04:07 PM (e1q4h)

157 Yep, the Enemy saw what happened to Avenatti and are thinking ... oh crap... the Reckoning.

Now they want to place nice.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 04:07 PM (lD3vL)

158 The Arc of History is starting to smell. Someone tell Rachel.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2019 04:07 PM (2LelM)

159 Where's AllenG?
Posted by: golfman

Work and real life get in the way.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (SAhpk)

------------------------

I'm thinking stuff like this story call for a more D-Lamp type response.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 04:07 PM (ffYR/)

160 These people do not understand losing.

Losers don't dictate terms.

This means they have not actually surrendered and further pressure should be applied.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 26, 2019 04:07 PM (yL25O)

161 The dems/media play for keeps, Always Be Closing.

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2019 04:07 PM (MJQRs)

162 They're the guy who grabs your wife's ass and then shrieks he'll sue you when you come at him.

They're the guy who fucks you out of a good assignment at work because he's in the Bro Crew and you aren't.

They're the guy who seems ok and then you find out his weekend fun is picking up coeds by giving them Ecstasy and or oxy.

They're the co worker who snitches on everyone.

I was sitting in the tower on the barge I'm working on. This was a few hours ago. There were two guys in there, one from Arkansas and one from Mississippi. Both of them could be Hollywood red neck stereotypes. They were talking about growing weed and mixing meth into coffee and dating insane strippers. I'd take either of them over these fake outrage, scumbag hypocrite self designated Crusaders of The Truth in the media.

Yeah, they're missing teeth. Yeah, their ex wives might be armed tweakers. But fuck me, they don't preen, preach, lecture, moralize, and pretend to be what they're not, which is men who like whiskey and guns and weed and vagina, in any order. If they fuck up, they admit it. If they think something, they say so. If they think you're right or wrong, they'll tell you. And if you fuck them over, be somewhere else, fast.

Does anyone make military type patches with DEPLORABLE on them?

Posted by: Vanya at March 26, 2019 04:07 PM (O8EWi)

163 The news media is nothing but The View without the live audience (usually).

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2019 04:07 PM (oVJmc)

164 O/T, that Cory Booker is a real man.

Posted by: Katie Couric at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (Jj+59)

165 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (uopCm)

166 Huh. Seems like politico should be addressing why there aren't mass firings of "reporters" whose literal f*cking JOB is supposed to be tracking down and, you know, reporting factual information.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (Sgf/h)

167 Mittens Rombley was front and center about Trump needing to start the healing. WAR

Posted by: zeera at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (3Bzg7)

168 The healing won't begin until Trump has drunk mead from the skull of an enemy.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (JgA4k)

169 I have an idea.

A cleansing, sort of elemental, warm and glowing kind of idea.

Posted by: Arthur Brown at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (iiSm0)

170 Sort of OT, but the threads are coming fast and furious today...
James Woods on Twitter about Jussie: Maybe he can help OJ find Nicole's killer now

Posted by: keena at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (xHQpJ)

171 Cuddle meet-ups for men?

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (kD8Fh)

172 Tina didn't do enough to 'bring unity' between her and Ike.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (oVJmc)

173 What if Adam Schitt was getting his info about "mountains of evidence" of collusion from Trump as well?

Let us not forget, this is the man who once more or less crank-called media organizations pretended to be a representative of himself, and another time provided leaks on his ongoing "sex scandal" himself with information that indicated his genitals were yuge, luxurious even.

It is not possible to describe his strength of Troll Spirit.

Posted by: Sporkatus at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (HtLSE)

174 My handle comes from my love of Civilization. In Civ VI they had this Fantasy scenario-mod called "Fall From Heaven". You were the last remaining human civilization as the world's winter, brought on by the Winter God, thawed. There was a band of worshippers of this god called "The White Hand".

At one point, The White Hand came to your town and asked nicely if they could stay for a while. If you said yes, the game was immediately over. Eternal winter resurged, and everybody died.

At this point unity with the Dems is kind of like that.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (vDqXW)

175 Trump should just go on National TV.

Say the words "I've been asked by the Fake Media to bring unity after they spent 2 and 1/2 years attempting to overthrow my election."
Then spend the next 15 minutes laughing non-stop and gasping for air!

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:09 PM (gmo/4)

176 Huge brass ones. Gotta almost admire the chutzpah.

Posted by: Max Power at March 26, 2019 04:09 PM (Hucnr)

177 Did anyone catch the "Dissenter" browser add-on that lets you post comments to sites that have banned comments?

Brilliant idea. Wish I had thought of it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:09 PM (xfb67)

178 Fuck off, Politico; I need unity with you cocksuckers like a third nut.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 26, 2019 04:09 PM (y7DUB)

179 Mittens Rombley was front and center about Trump needing to start the healing. WAR
Posted by: zeera at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (3Bzg7)

Is there a link to a news story on that?

I have a letter drafted to that POS that I'm dying to send and a clip would be the perfect excuse.

Posted by: DocJ at March 26, 2019 04:09 PM (NYS7S)

180 I don't know who the kid is. It's connected to this thread on Reddit that seems to allege Schiff is a pedo:
http://tinyurl.com/yyj37a8y
Posted by: Augustine at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM

That's old and busted. The new hotness is, Schiff had needs and the black kid was just lucky to be there.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 26, 2019 04:09 PM (ju9gW)

181 Yeah, they're missing teeth. Yeah, their ex wives might be armed tweakers.

-

They can't relate at all to the loud and proud "is this a lug wrench" movement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - black slaves invented cooking at March 26, 2019 04:09 PM (Sgf/h)

182 154: Let's unite and hang the conspirators higher than Haman.

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2019 04:09 PM (U7k5w)

183 maybe people should get in the media's faces at restaurants and shit.

Posted by: x at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (nFwvY)

184 If RBG won't die for my birthday how about Hillary taking on a flight of stairs? That always cheers me up.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (2LelM)

What an awful thing to say. People need to use those things. No sense blocking them for an hour with a giant slab of meat.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (ja1yE)

185 Dear Politico,

You first!

Love, America

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (J3PgA)

186 Schiff's skull could be used as a pencil holder.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (JgA4k)

187 "Whisky , Guns, Weed, and Vagina" - kind of a modern "Guns and Roses" name for a band.

Posted by: CoolHandLuke at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (U2+zT)

188 "Trump won't unify the country" - from people who would never agree to gather under his banner - is just a remix of "gosh, that Kavanaugh guy we've accused of gangrape lacks a judicial temperament." The appropriate response is, Fuck Off.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (ujwZe)

189
Let us not forget, this is the man who once more or less crank-called media organizations pretended to be a representative of himself, and another time provided leaks on his ongoing "sex scandal" himself with information that indicated his genitals were yuge, luxurious even.

I'm not seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (TAmPV)

190 Posted by: Vanya at March 26, 2019 04:07 PM (O8EWi)

I worked in a setting that was half and half white collar and blue collar workers.

One would think that the blue collar workers were the redneck type you described, and for the older men it was true, even one of the young guys.

but man, that white collar passive aggressive mission creep infected some of the blue collar guys I came to find out.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (kD8Fh)

191 "[AOC] chose ideology over paychecks," swannabe candidate and medical journalist Ruth Papazian, noting that Amazon vowed to create 25,000 jobs before pulling out of its deal to open a campus in Queens. "People need jobs. We don't have economic diversity in the outer boroughs."

Papazian, 61, a lifelong Bronx resident and medical journalist, has met with GOP officials who have encouraged her to enter what would be an uphill race.

A daughter of Egyptian immigrants, Papazian said she would run on a platform of creating jobs, not chasing them away.

Posted by: Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (QkjLD)

192 Mittens Rombley was front and center about Trump needing to start the healing. WAR
Posted by: zeera

Joe F. ran that gag (very well) yesterday.

Is this for real?

Posted by: I'll take imaginary peeing hookers for $500 Alex at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (e1q4h)

193 It's sad when someone make false and hurtful accusations against an innocent party who by all accounts is a wonderful American and patriot and then expect the victim to just accept the slander and call for peace and unity.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 03:56 PM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

LOLOLOLOL Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: IrishEi at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (NtglE)

194 So the bullies want to play nice now that they've swallowed a couple of their own teeth eh?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 26, 2019 04:11 PM (37IEG)

195 Work and real life get in the way.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:05 PM (SAhpk)

I'll paraphrase in re:media

Burn it down.

Scatter the stones.

Make the rubble bounce.

Posted by: golfman at March 26, 2019 04:11 PM (OE84+)

196 180 I don't know who the kid is. It's connected to this thread on Reddit that seems to allege Schiff is a pedo:
http://tinyurl.com/yyj37a8y
Posted by: Augustine at March 26, 2019 04:04 PM

That's old and busted. The new hotness is, Schiff had needs and the black kid was just lucky to be there.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 26, 2019 04:09 PM (ju9gW)

He's a California Demoncrat in 2019. They wouldn't even let him join the club if he wasn't a pedo.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 26, 2019 04:11 PM (UnA8+)

197 Trump refuses to Unify this Country!?!?!

Posted by: Resist 2016!! at March 26, 2019 04:11 PM (vDqXW)

198 175 Trump should just go on National TV.

Say the words "I've been asked by the Fake Media to bring unity after they spent 2 and 1/2 years attempting to overthrow my election."
Then spend the next 15 minutes laughing non-stop and gasping for air!

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:09 PM (gmo/4)

And then break into the Peshwar dance.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK8)

199 175 Trump should just go on National TV.

Say the words "I've been asked by the Fake Media to bring unity after they spent 2 and 1/2 years attempting to overthrow my election."
Then spend the next 15 minutes laughing non-stop and gasping for air!

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:09 PM (gmo/4)
------------

It was much more than that. They wanted to destroy his family, bankrupt him, and put him in jail.

That's no exaggeration.

Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2019 04:11 PM (G0vdT)

200 Adam Schiff has evidence of collusion.

Two years from now: "Well it worked, didn't it?"

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2019 04:12 PM (ja1yE)

201 No healing until the score is settled: FISAgate, U1, Clinton Foundation and Emails.

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2019 04:12 PM (U7k5w)

202 174 My handle comes from my love of Civilization. In Civ VI they had this Fantasy scenario-mod called "Fall From Heaven". You were the last remaining human civilization as the world's winter, brought on by the Winter God, thawed. There was a band of worshippers of this god called "The White Hand".

At one point, The White Hand came to your town and asked nicely if they could stay for a while. If you said yes, the game was immediately over. Eternal winter resurged, and everybody died.

At this point unity with the Dems is kind of like that.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 04:08 PM (vDqXW)

Civ IV. Full disclosure, I didn't play the mod and prefer V and VI.

Posted by: Someguy at March 26, 2019 04:12 PM (J2jLb)

203 srsly they only want to rape our corpses.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:12 PM (r/xAU)

204

Safe Touch?

You mean, like I'm wearing a condom?

Posted by: M K Brown at March 26, 2019 04:12 PM (n2qRY)

205 Can someone email this to Sparky and Michelle?

Adolf and Eva Hitler went into Hitler's personal study.

Several witnesses later reported that they heard a loud gunshot at approximately 15:30. After waiting a few minutes, Hitler's valet, Heinz Linge, opened the study door with Bormann at his side. Linge later stated that he immediately noted a scent of burnt almonds, which is a common observation in the presence of prussic acid (the aqueous form of hydrogen cyanide). Hitler's adjutant, SS-Sturmbannf�hrer Otto G�nsche, entered the study and found the two lifeless bodies on the sofa. Eva, with her legs drawn up, was to Hitler's left and slumped away from him. G�nsche stated that Hitler "sat ... sunken over

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 26, 2019 04:13 PM (2LelM)

206 I'm going to adopt a chihuahua and name him Adam.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 26, 2019 04:13 PM (JgA4k)

207 I'm ready for my closeup!

Posted by: Sue Likethewind at March 26, 2019 04:14 PM (11H2y)

208 hey remember the applauds when the decapitated Trump?

how about those melania getting raped in front of the kid?

aha ha hardy hardy har.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:14 PM (r/xAU)

209
I would argue the country is more united now in it's disgust of the media than it's ever been.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 26, 2019 04:14 PM (TAmPV)

210 193: As usual only the wounded side has to "heal" without inflicting retribution (if the wounded side is the GOP). I say, let the DNC feel some pain (and do some prison time). Lock her up

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2019 04:14 PM (U7k5w)

211 They didn't just want to remove Trump from office.

They wanted him in jail.
They wanted to destroy his businesses, his wealth.
They wanted to prosecute, jail, and bankrupt his adult kids and son in law.

As David Plouffe tweeted back in 2016:

"It's not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 04:14 PM (W+vEI)

212 So many questions.

Like "virtual reality." I mean, is it virtual, or is it reality? It can't be both, people!

Posted by: James Comey at March 26, 2019 04:14 PM (DuAZ5)

213 And then break into the Peshwar dance.

Posted by:�Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo�at March 26, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK

MAGAnam style!

Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2019 04:14 PM (JH+YW)

214 177 Did anyone catch the "Dissenter" browser add-on that lets you post comments to sites that have banned comments?

Brilliant idea. Wish I had thought of it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

============================

Yes, it's great and let's you speak your mind. I got it after Gateway Pundit banned me. To be fair posting "cunt punt" in their comments section probably violated their TOS.

Posted by: Guzalot at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (prSvo)

215 unity, diversity, bipartisanship, comprehensive, tolerance, healing, and other shit.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

216 northern, chis can be a really fun pet. nervous nellies tho.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (r/xAU)

217 Civ IV. Full disclosure, I didn't play the mod and prefer V and VI.
Posted by: Someguy at March 26, 2019 04:12 PM (J2jLb)
---
It was fun--and I thought, challenging. And I always enjoyed it.

There were things people modded in IV that haven't been equaled in V and VI. The whole FFH tree, for one.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (vDqXW)

218 "The group establishes 'safe touch boundaries' before every session and
only allows non-sexual cuddling. Participants must remain fully-clothed
at all times and must shower before meetings.

The Meetup page also notices that 'most men experience some level of
arousal during cuddling. This is completely normal. We're all guys. We
just ignore it. There is no shame here!'"

Sounds like Cucks R Us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (ptqGC)

219 We shall have peace/healing... http://tinyurl.com/nxqquk2

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (MJQRs)

220 Legal Insurrection- Al Green ( D Texas) says Mueller didn't investigate President Trump for bigotry and he should be impeached for that.
Is that guy a fkin Zombie or a insane asylum escapee?

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (BbGew)

221 203 srsly they only want to rape our corpses.
Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:12 PM (r/xAU)

Oh OH OOOHHHHH!!! I CAN'T EVEN GET AWAY FROM IT WHEN I'M DEAD!!! OOOOHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Sam Kinison at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (NWiLs)

222 This has always been the Left's MO. Compromise is defined by the Left as only when you agree with them.

They are the children who murdered their parents and whine that they are orphans.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (oC40p)

223
175 Trump should just go on National TV.

Say the words "I've been asked by the Fake Media to bring unity
after they spent 2 and 1/2 years attempting to overthrow my election."

Then spend the next 15 minutes laughing non-stop and gasping for air!

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:09 PM (gmo/4)

And then break into the Peshwar dance.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK

I would pay good money to see all that!

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (gmo/4)

224 Yes, we must take the high road here, not gloat, not take revenge. Actually, we have been winning a lot, maybe it is time to compromise with the Dems or even let them have a few big victories so they don't feel bad. Revenge is Not. Who. We. Are!

-cucks.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 26, 2019 03:50 PM (dNzKv)

"This isn't who we are" is the most irritating and obnoxious phrase in the English language. Anyone who has ever unironically said or written such a thing is a guaranteed horse's ass.

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (1JpTT)

225 Lock her up

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2019 04:14 PM (U7k5w)

Hang that dried up hag high.

Or nail her to the West Wing, that she may watch her city die.

Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (JH+YW)

226 Joe F. ran that gag (very well) yesterday.

Is this for real?
Posted by: I'll take imaginary peeing hookers for $500 Alex at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (e1q4h)

It was fun, but it really is only a matter of time before Romney REALLY does say or tweet something like that.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2019 04:16 PM (NFEMn)

227 213 And then break into the Peshwar dance.

Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK

MAGAnam style!
Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2019 04:14 PM (JH+YW)

India =\= Korea

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)

228 Legal Insurrection- Al Green ( D Texas) says Mueller didn't investigate President Trump for bigotry and he should be impeached for that.
Is that guy a fkin Zombie or a insane asylum escapee?
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (BbGew)

Al Green and his brain ought stay together....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2019 04:17 PM (NFEMn)

229 Make peace, unity!

And the Dems are going to look at his taxes to see what?

In the spirit of friendship to see if he's entitled to a bigger refund?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 26, 2019 04:17 PM (37IEG)

230 211: Definitely a load of healing ointment there, Plouffeter. Retribution and total victory is the only answer.

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2019 04:17 PM (U7k5w)

231 213 And then break into the Peshwar dance.

Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK

MAGAnam style!
Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2019 04:14 PM (JH+YW)

Yes. And I would also settle for Trump doing the 'Gungam Style' dance instead.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK8)

232 Romney's called for moving forward, same as Nancy Pelosi.

That POS makes me think negatively of any religion that makes him a priest, or whatever the hell he is.

Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2019 04:17 PM (JH+YW)

233 This has always been the Left's MO. Compromise is defined by the Left as only when you agree with them.

They are the children who murdered their parents and whine that they are orphans.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Does that make me a bad person because I point and laugh at those kind of people?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:17 PM (SAhpk)

234 "This isn't who we are" is the most irritating and obnoxious phrase in the English language. Anyone who has ever unironically said or written such a thing is a guaranteed horse's ass.

Posted by: troyriser at March 26, 2019 04:15 PM (1JpTT)
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It's viewpoint coercion plain and simple. It's telling you what to believe.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 04:18 PM (vDqXW)

235 ok Trump should take the untiy deal.

First tho, Those who were involved get punished some jail, some pensions lost , no govt our journalist work again, and some lose what they were trying to make Trumps family lose,, what did they want to do to the Traitor?

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:18 PM (r/xAU)

236 Losers don't dictate terms.
++++
Unless you have a reluctant, spineless "winner" like the GOP. I remember Boehner saying the pubes were only one half of one third. As much as I despise Palousy, she's all "damn the torpedoes, full steam ahead," and for a loser she's gotten much of what she's pursued. Must be said that never gets much in the way of resistance, though.

Posted by: Old Dude at March 26, 2019 04:18 PM (LGXGf)

237
The Meetup page also notices that 'most men experience some level of arousal during cuddling. This is completely normal. We're all guys. We just ignore it. There is no shame here!'"

Sounds like the opening scene in a gay porn flick.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 26, 2019 04:18 PM (TAmPV)

238 OJ says Nicole hasn't done enough to bring Unity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2019 04:18 PM (oVJmc)

239 someone needs to tell Sen Barrasso that
- climate change is natural and has always occurred
- man contributes very little to climate changes
- trying to be reasonable with Democrats is always a mistake
ok, maybe they're gonna have the vote now....

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 26, 2019 04:18 PM (ZqRa6)

240 231 213 And then break into the Peshwar dance.

Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK

MAGAnam style!
Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2019 04:14 PM (JH+YW)

Yes. And I would also settle for Trump doing the 'Gungam Style' dance instead.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:17 PM (bcbK

Meesa dance Gungan style!

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at March 26, 2019 04:18 PM (NWiLs)

241 Joe F. ran that gag (very well) yesterday.

Is this for real?
Posted by: I'll take imaginary peeing hookers for $500 Alex at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (e1q4h)

It was fun, but it really is only a matter of time before Romney REALLY does say or tweet something like that.
Posted by: JoeF

You nailed that. Golf clap man/dude/big guy/tantor/scurvy dog/fella

Posted by: I'll take imaginary peeing hookers for $500 Alex at March 26, 2019 04:19 PM (e1q4h)

242 @RobElgasABC7 4 minutes ago

NEW: @ABC7Chicago has confirmed leading to today's decision by prosecutors to drop all charges against Jussie Smollett, Smollett did community service at Jesse Jackson, Sr.'s @RPCoalition. 1

Part of Smollett's community service for Rainbow Push included 8 hours of service on March 23rd. And 8 hours of service on March 25th. Service included working in the bookstore, critiquing in the broadcast studio and speaking to students and parents who visited. 2/2

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

243 unity= well lets take another look at obstruction.

nods head.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:19 PM (r/xAU)

244 213
And then break into the Peshwar dance.

Posted by:Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK

MAGAnam style!

Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2019 04:14 PM (JH+YW)

I'm going to have to go rewatch some of those Can't Stump the Trump Videos from 2015-2016.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 04:19 PM (t6MX/)

245 OJ says Nicole hasn't done enough to bring Unity.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2019 04:18 PM (oVJmc)
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Tina too!

Posted by: Ike at March 26, 2019 04:19 PM (vDqXW)

246
Al Green and his brain ought stay together....
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2019 04:17 PM (NFEMn)

I thought Al Green was a soul singer.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 26, 2019 04:19 PM (JgA4k)

247 "Oh, let's not bicker over who killed who..."

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 26, 2019 04:20 PM (w7KSn)

248 Tami, oh that's heartbreaking.
poor man.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:20 PM (r/xAU)

249
@RobElgasABC7 4 minutes ago

NEW: @ABC7Chicago has confirmed leading to today's decision by
prosecutors to drop all charges against Jussie Smollett, Smollett did
community service at Jesse Jackson, Sr.'s @RPCoalition. 1

Part of Smollett's community service for Rainbow Push included 8
hours of service on March 23rd. And 8 hours of service on March 25th.
Service included working in the bookstore, critiquing in the broadcast
studio and speaking to students and parents who visited. 2/2

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

Sounds absolutely brutal.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

250
227 India =\= Korea

yet

Posted by: kim jong un, feeling feisty at March 26, 2019 04:20 PM (sGtp+)

251 To the Enemy, "Unity" = "Surrender" just as in Islam "Peace" = "Surrender".

They don't speak a language of reason, they generate sounds that trigger emotions. When they have the emotions of one heading to the gallows, they demand to hear the purring sounds of mercy.

A mercy that they never give to anyone outside their cult.

I recommend that they just up the dose of anti-anxiety meds.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 04:20 PM (lD3vL)

252
but man, that white collar passive aggressive mission creep infected some of the blue collar guys I came to find out.
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 04:10 PM (kD8Fh)

Ya, this is happening. I do my best to burn that crap outta my new guys. Not pushing them to drugs and strippers, of course. Just do my part to get rid of womanish tendencies that will a) affect their job performance and b) make me want to strangle them.

I recently had a guy flat out ask me how to get on my good side. He talked about bringing cookies to a supervisor he'd worked with, before he came to us. "Do your job and don't make problems for me. Don't bring me fucking cookies." It took him a while to get it.

Posted by: Vanya at March 26, 2019 04:20 PM (O8EWi)

253 Part of Smollett's community service for Rainbow Push included 8 hours of service on March 23rd. And 8 hours of service on March 25th. Service included working in the bookstore, critiquing in the broadcast studio and speaking to students and parents who visited. 2/2
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

Rainbow Push of course being Jesse Jackson's racist extortion racket.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

254 sorry:
"vote to advance resolution calling for debate on "Green New Deal" "

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (ZqRa6)

255 Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 04:19 PM
What "innocent" person has to do community service and give up their jail bond? What Orwellian shit is this?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (ju9gW)

256 NEW: @ABC7Chicago has confirmed leading to today's decision by prosecutors to drop all charges against Jussie Smollett, Smollett did community service at Jesse Jackson, Sr.'s @RPCoalition. 1

Part of Smollett's community service for Rainbow Push included 8 hours of service on March 23rd. And 8 hours of service on March 25th. Service included working in the bookstore, critiquing in the broadcast studio and speaking to students and parents who visited. 2/2
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 04:19 PM (cF8AT)

So his "community" service entailed working for a leftist political group?

Nice.

He should be picking up trash with a stick with a nail attached to it.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (NFEMn)

257 168 The healing won't begin until Trump has drunk mead from the skull of an enemy.
Posted by: Northern Lurker

----------------

after pulling the bastard's still beating heart out of his chest.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)

258

I just noticed something.

Usually when the (D)s are having a bad week (and this is a banner bad week), they flood this humble blog with a shitload of Malaysian troll-farm types.

But they're missing. I wonder what's up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (AzW6q)

259 And the Dems are going to look at his taxes to see what?

In the spirit of friendship to see if he's entitled to a bigger refund?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 26, 2019 04:17 PM (37IEG)

---------------------------

They want to show the years that Trump Organization paid no taxes because of carry forward losses from taking a billion dollar loss one year. They are counting on the public not understanding that this is common and occurs fairly often. They are right in this assumption, even though the Amazons of the world have done this for years.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (ffYR/)

260 A WHOLE 16 HOURS YOU GUYS!

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (cF8AT)

261 So Smollett did 16 hours of community service?

Bwahahahahahahaha

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (SAhpk)

262 I want to unite the media with some 5.56 rounds.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (bML9A)

263 the sidebar item about AOC being upset about Mike Lee's posters is funny. Her own party leader didn't know the name of her fercockt scheme.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (kD8Fh)

264 238: The GOP do act like battered women, don't they. Maybe if I reach across the aisle and let them win, they won't beat the shit out of me.

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (U7k5w)

265 260 A WHOLE 16 HOURS YOU GUYS!
Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (cF8AT)

I'm almost seeing 8th Amendment issues here.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (NWiLs)

266 Part of Smollett's community service for Rainbow Push included 8
hours of service on March 23rd. And 8 hours of service on March 25th.
Service included working in the bookstore, critiquing in the broadcast
studio and speaking to students and parents who visited. 2/2

Well, if you're going to make up a bullshit crime, and the prosecution is bullshit by the truck load, then the community service might as well be bullshit

Posted by: I'll take imaginary peeing hookers for $500 Alex at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (e1q4h)

267 136 I want to move to Utah right now, just so Mike Lee can be my congressman.

Lee voted against Trump's border wall. Fk him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (4AeKb)

268 A WHOLE 16 HOURS YOU GUYS!

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (cF8AT)

It was exactly like working on a cotton plantation!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

269
after pulling the bastard's still beating heart out of his chest.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)

I like how you think.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (JgA4k)

270 24 *hours* of "Community Service"?

Less than a work week?! I was totally okay with Restitution + Community Service, but I thought 100s of hours at least.

Posted by: Ike at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (vDqXW)

271 India =\= Korea

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 04:16 PM (NWiLs)

I knew trying to bluff my way past the DMZ was a mistake...

Posted by: trev006 at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (JH+YW)

272 Jussie's community service should be cleaning toilets at Trump Tower.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 26, 2019 04:23 PM (oC40p)

273 Yud, I read Obama was having a pow wow. so they are busy.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:23 PM (r/xAU)

274 Usually when the (D)s are having a bad week (and this is a banner bad week), they flood this humble blog with a shitload of Malaysian troll-farm types.

But they're missing. I wonder what's up.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (AzW6q)

Just like Obama having a 'talking to' with all the dem freshman, Soros is having a 'talking to' with all the dem trolls.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 26, 2019 04:23 PM (MPuQT)

275 The healing won't begin until Trump has drunk mead from the skull of an enemy.
Posted by: Northern Lurker

----------------

after pulling the bastard's still beating heart out of his chest.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Thru his ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:23 PM (SAhpk)

276 It's funny how the Dems, the media and The Cucks are all suddenly calling for "Unity" at the exact same moment when Nadler and others are gearing up for fresh, new investigations into Trump.....

Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2019 04:23 PM (NFEMn)

277 It was exactly like working on a cotton plantation!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

Right?! Brutal...just brutal.

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 04:23 PM (cF8AT)

278 They are right in this assumption, even though the Amazons of the world have done this for years.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (ffYR/)

hopefully even the dimmest of dullards understands that DJT didn't just file a tax return, and send it off, without it being reviewed by the IRS.

All these years the IRS had no problem with the way he filed his taxes so now the hyenas of the DNC know better? FOAD I say to every last one of those sub-human creatures.

Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 04:24 PM (kD8Fh)

279 257 168 The healing won't begin until Trump has drunk mead from the skull of an enemy.
Posted by: Northern Lurker

----------------

after pulling the bastard's still beating heart out of his chest.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)

Chanting Kali Ma, Kali Ma!

Then doing the Peshwa warrior dance.

Full. Circle.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

280 I recently had a guy flat out ask me how to get on my good side. He
talked about bringing cookies to a supervisor he'd worked with, before
he came to us.
In Heaven R. Lee Ermey is crying.

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:24 PM (gmo/4)

281 It was exactly like working on a cotton plantation!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

Yeah, but he didn't do it in one day, ha ha

Posted by: Kemp at March 26, 2019 04:24 PM (3llFN)

282 Vanya, you can be tough and accept cookies also.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:25 PM (r/xAU)

283 279 257 168 The healing won't begin until Trump has drunk mead from the skull of an enemy.
Posted by: Northern Lurker

----------------

after pulling the bastard's still beating heart out of his chest.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)

Chanting Kali Ma, Kali Ma!

Then doing the Peshwa warrior dance.

Full. Circle.
Posted by: Insomniac

peas in a pod are we.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2019 04:25 PM (d7Ww2)

284

Trump must be beheaded, his body burned, the ashes scattered across moving water, rabid hyenas must piss in the water and the nearest lake the watered piss drains into must be filled with napalm and incinerated down to dry mud.

How'd I do?

Posted by: Practice Troll at March 26, 2019 04:25 PM (n2qRY)

285

Justin. His name is Justin.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 26, 2019 04:25 PM (XL8xg)

286 Where do I send Jussie his reparations check? Can I send it to Oprah's address, or the Obama's?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

287 Men-only cuddling groups . . . .

brought to you by Cuck Cruises, LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of The Bulwark.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 26, 2019 04:25 PM (ujwZe)

288
They want to show the years that Trump
Organization paid no taxes because of carry forward losses from taking a
billion dollar loss one year. They are counting on the public not
understanding that this is common and occurs fairly often. They are
right in this assumption, even though the Amazons of the world have done
this for years.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (ffYR/)
Can we anticipate a similar tax reading for say, Nancy Pelosi? Hillary Clinton?
What, exactly, does the IRS do all day long 365 days a year if we need to go over Trumps taxes with a bunch of barely literate assholes in Congress looking for illegalities.
And just because THEY get to see them (assuming they do) doesn't mean they have license to release them to the general public for scorning purposes.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 26, 2019 04:25 PM (37IEG)

289 troll, we might need some salt somewhere in that story .

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:26 PM (r/xAU)

290 Vanya, you can be tough and accept cookies also.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:25 PM
That's what my web browser keeps insisting.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 26, 2019 04:26 PM (ju9gW)

291 Unity like the MSM promotes comes with bats and sections of water pipe. I got a magazine full of unity for them.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 26, 2019 04:26 PM (KB6If)

292 Then doing the Peshwa warrior dance.

Full. Circle.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 04:24 PM (NWiLs)

I'm partial to the Maori haka.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 26, 2019 04:26 PM (JgA4k)

293 He should be picking up trash with a stick with a nail attached to it.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 26, 2019 04:21 PM (NFEMn)

No stick.

No nail.

Seems he has expertise bending over.

Posted by: golfman at March 26, 2019 04:26 PM (OE84+)

294 @204 I really liked M. K. Brown's cartoons, they were weird.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 26, 2019 04:26 PM (AB9tT)

295 CPL remanded to custody in LA as flight risk.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 04:27 PM (t6MX/)

296 Just like Obama having a 'talking to' with all the dem freshman, Soros is having a 'talking to' with all the dem trolls.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 26, 2019 04:23 PM (MPuQT)

--------

G-d, please let him say something to the freshmen that shouldn't get out. They truly are the craziest, stupidest group of politicians I've ever seen, and one of them is bound to let it slip.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2019 04:27 PM (AzW6q)

297 I thought this was the men's only cuddling group?

Posted by: Shep! at March 26, 2019 04:27 PM (bRolD)

298 What this country needs is a good, low-cost Jheri Curl wig.

Posted by: Al Green at March 26, 2019 04:27 PM (hjaPQ)

299 hopefully even the dimmest of dullards understands that DJT didn't just file a tax return, and send it off, without it being reviewed by the IRS.

All these years the IRS had no problem with the way he filed his taxes so now the hyenas of the DNC know better? FOAD I say to every last one of those sub-human creatures.
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 04:24 PM (kD8Fh)

----------------------------

The public would not hear about any of that from the Dems. They would from PDT if they were inclined to listen. Dems would run with "look, he's a Billionaire who paid no taxes for XX years!".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 04:28 PM (ffYR/)

300 We don't dance. We just friggin' kill you. - Knights Templar

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:29 PM (gmo/4)

301 I thought this was the men's only cuddling group?

Posted by: Shep! at March 26, 2019 04:27 PM (bRolD)

That would be the Bulwark. Ask for Bill or Jonah, and bring your own soy beverage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 26, 2019 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

302 What this country needs is a good, low-cost Jheri Curl wig.
Posted by: Al Green at March 26, 2019 04:27 PM (hjaPQ)

------

I'm a Soul-Glo man, myself.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2019 04:29 PM (AzW6q)

303 Yud - was thinking the same thing, troll posts are non existent

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2019 04:29 PM (BbGew)

304 Remember the Soul-Glo song?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:29 PM (xfb67)

305 Well who could have seen this coming. The five terrorists Obama released to Qatar in exchange for Bowe Bergdahl are now part of the Taliban team negotiating with the US.

https://nyti.ms/2JDCYin

How we survived the Obama years is a mystery.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2019 04:30 PM (/tuJf)

306 In Heaven R. Lee Ermey is crying.

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:24 PM (gmo/4)

Nah.

"Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down there who just signed his own death warrant?"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 04:30 PM (t6MX/)

307 I'd take the cookies, but make him eat one first.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2019 04:30 PM (v0R5T)

308 All these years the IRS had no problem with the way he filed his taxes so now the hyenas of the DNC know better? FOAD I say to every last one of those sub-human creatures.
Posted by: kallisto at March 26, 2019 04:24 PM (kD8Fh)
---
Yeah, Buck Sexton was talking about that. He said that 1) the Government (IRS) has his returns, and 2) they have recently audited him. This show is definitely for the Lofo crowd.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 04:30 PM (vDqXW)

309 @249: "Sounds absolutely brutal."

It's also the most Chicago thing ever.

Of course, Jussie worked for Jesse Jackson.

Timeline writers couldn't have scripted things any other way.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 26, 2019 04:31 PM (I/iGu)

310 Yud - was thinking the same thing, troll posts are non existent

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2019 04:29 PM (BbGew)

It takes a while to upload the new programming.

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:31 PM (gmo/4)

311 I saw a movie like this once. Some jihad-crazed terrorists had blown shit up and taken hostages. Then Chuck Norris and his pals came in, kicking ass and taking names. That was then the head terrorist got on his radio and frantically shouted "I wish to negotiate!"

I think you know what happened next.

Posted by: jeffersonian at March 26, 2019 04:31 PM (yX3gx)

312 The public would not hear about any of that from the Dems. They would from PDT if they were inclined to listen. Dems would run with "look, he's a Billionaire who paid no taxes for XX years!".
Posted by: Calm Mentor

Who does he think he is, me?

Posted by: Rev Al Sharpton at March 26, 2019 04:31 PM (e1q4h)

313 CPL remanded to custody in LA as flight risk.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 04:27 PM (t6MX/)

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I always pictured shitbirds as being flightless.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2019 04:31 PM (AzW6q)

314 Blurb from NBCDFW dot com

VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.

BFD. BTDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:31 PM (SAhpk)

315 What this country needs is a good, low-cost Jheri Curl wig.

Posted by: Al Green at March 26, 2019 04:27 PM (hjaPQ)
..........

Get with the times, bro. Try some Knotty Boy Dread wax.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2019 04:32 PM (v0R5T)

316 The Space Force is going to invade the moon!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:32 PM (xfb67)

317 300 We don't dance. We just friggin' kill you. - Knights Templar
Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:29 PM (gmo/4)

Well, you can dance if you want to.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 04:32 PM (NWiLs)

318 Of course, no actual sane point will be taken into account by the Big Lie Media.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 04:32 PM (vDqXW)

319 VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.

I think China will be able to pull that off.

That is who Pence meant, right ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 04:32 PM (lD3vL)

320 Blurb from NBCDFW dot com

VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.

BFD. BTDT.
======
using a giant sling shot . . .

Posted by: Acme resuable space launchers at March 26, 2019 04:33 PM (t0WtC)

321 Well, you can dance if you want to.
Posted by: Insomniac

if you don't nobody will

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2019 04:33 PM (d7Ww2)

322 Who the hell wants unity with those assholes anyway?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:33 PM (xfb67)

323 Blurb from NBCDFW dot com

VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.

BFD. BTDT.
======
using a giant sling shot . . .
Posted by: Acme

AOC's Green Trains.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:33 PM (SAhpk)

324 Apparently it's let's make a deal in the criminal justice system today. YOU get a deal and YOU get a deal ....

DOJ REACHES DEAL WITH WELL-CONNECTED EX-FEINSTEIN AIDE ACCUSED OF DOXXING REPUBLICANS, NEW FILING SHOWS

http://tinyurl.com/5xp

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 04:33 PM (cF8AT)

325 323 Blurb from NBCDFW dot com

VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.

BFD. BTDT.
======
using a giant sling shot . . .
Posted by: Acme

AOC's Green Trains.
Posted by: rickb223

trebuchet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2019 04:34 PM (d7Ww2)

326 AOC's Green Trains.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:33 PM (SAhpk)

Is that AOC at a St. Patty's Day bash in Boston?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 04:34 PM (t6MX/)

327 VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.

I think China will be able to pull that off.

That is who Pence meant, right ?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 04:32 PM (lD3vL)

No, he meant REAL men.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at March 26, 2019 04:34 PM (3sjI6)

328 VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.

BFD. BTDT.
======
using a giant sling shot . . .
Posted by: Acme resuable space launchers at March 26, 2019 04:33 PM (t0WtC)
----
He wants to set up a gay conversion electroshock dungeon on the Moon!!!!

Posted by: Ellen Page at March 26, 2019 04:34 PM (vDqXW)

329 DOJ REACHES DEAL WITH WELL-CONNECTED EX-FEINSTEIN AIDE ACCUSED OF DOXXING REPUBLICANS, NEW FILING SHOWS

I wonder what his song sounds like...

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2019 04:34 PM (Rarvo)

330 Trump must be beheaded, his body burned, the ashes scattered across moving water, rabid hyenas must piss in the water and the nearest lake the watered piss drains into must be filled with napalm and incinerated down to dry mud.

How'd I do?

Posted by: Practice Troll at March 26, 2019 04:25 PM (n2qRY)
..........

Not too well, I'm pretty sure it's Russian hookers doing the peeing.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2019 04:34 PM (v0R5T)

331 300 We don't dance. We just friggin' kill you. - Knights Templar

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:29 PM (gmo/4)

Well, you can dance if you want to.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 04:32 PM (NWiLs)

We can leave your friends behind.

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:34 PM (gmo/4)

332 I haven't heard anything from AOC lately. Is she on mute?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 26, 2019 04:35 PM (JgA4k)

333 Blurb from NBCDFW dot com

VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.

BFD. BTDT.

It's the stepping stone to Mars. New rockets to test.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 26, 2019 04:35 PM (oC40p)

334 I wonder what his song sounds like...
=======
its kind of schiffy, I mean spiffy.

Posted by: i know nuthing I see nuthing at March 26, 2019 04:35 PM (bRolD)

335 There isn't a plea deal in the common-law world that doesn't include some allocution. But here Jussie was allowed to plead out to "money and service already paid" AND gets to declare his innocence!?!
I don't know what the procedure for impeaching/removing a State's Attorney is in Illinois, but someone better be looking into it.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 26, 2019 04:35 PM (ju9gW)

336 Tami - is that the full link?
Not working

Posted by: Lizzy at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (W+vEI)

337 Never forget the media's first goal is to create as much fear, chaos, and destruction as possible because it makes for good television.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - the guy who cleaned up Nelson's mess at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (9X60i)

338 DOJ REACHES DEAL WITH WELL-CONNECTED EX-FEINSTEIN AIDE ACCUSED OF DOXXING REPUBLICANS, NEW FILING SHOWS

http://tinyurl.com/5xp
Posted by: Tami

Link no workie.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (Hk+Y0)

339 I haven't heard anything from AOC lately. Is she on mute?
Posted by: Northern Lurker

I'll bet a very short leash.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (SAhpk)

340
Hell, I bring homemade cookies in to the shop all the time. Brought a batch of chocolate chip oatmeal pecan cookies in yesterday.

But first off, I'm a part-owner of the company. And I do it because I genuinely like my cow-orkers and I enjoy making them happy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (veoSD)

341 VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.
.........

Space Force!

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

342 ems would run with "look, he's a Billionaire who paid no taxes for XX years!".

And then the response should be "So you're claiming that you committed a felony by illegally obtaining my tax returns?"

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (lD3vL)

343 332
I haven't heard anything from AOC lately. Is she on mute?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 26, 2019 04:35 PM (JgA4k)

She's in the sidebar.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (t6MX/)

344 Blurb from NBCDFW dot com

VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.

BFD. BTDT.

It's the stepping stone to Mars. New rockets to test.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

This.

Are we going to say that we did? or to stay (manned bases on the Moon.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (e1q4h)

345 322
Who the hell wants unity with those assholes anyway?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:33 PM (xfb67)

It doesn't mean you are a bad person.

Posted by: Barney Frank's wife at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (3llFN)

346 321 Well, you can dance if you want to.
Posted by: Insomniac

if you don't nobody will
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2019 04:33 PM (d7Ww2)

You can act real rude and totally removed

Posted by: Insomniac at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (NWiLs)

347 VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.
.........

Space Force!
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

Colonial Marines.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 26, 2019 04:37 PM (aS1PU)

348 I haven't heard anything from AOC lately. Is she on mute?
Posted by: Northern Lurker

She just tried to bash McConnell for his Green Deal vote.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 26, 2019 04:37 PM (oC40p)

349 I wonder if I'm too old to join the Space Force.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:37 PM (xfb67)

350 sniffy, I actually pray for that, but i'd like to see some remorse first. I see unity on the heels of what more can we find to hit Trump with.

Posted by: willow tries at March 26, 2019 04:37 PM (r/xAU)

351 VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.
.........

Space Force!
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

Colonial Marines.
Posted by: DR.WTF

Yamato hashin!!

Posted by: Derek Wildstar at March 26, 2019 04:37 PM (e1q4h)

352 Space Force!

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

Want to learn more?

Posted by: Archer at March 26, 2019 04:38 PM (gmo/4)

353 Not too well, I'm pretty sure it's Russian hookers doing the peeing.
Posted by: wth

Darn It!

Posted by: Practice Troll at March 26, 2019 04:38 PM (n2qRY)

354 What is the DIV tag and why is Pixy attaching it to all my paragraphs and f%$@ing up all my spacing?!?
I've never seen this behavior before.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 26, 2019 04:38 PM (ju9gW)

355 ace, it is good that you lost weight so you can give it to the butterball powerbottoms good and hard! your jonah titty shaming was glorious. you know every time he passes a mirror, he looks. every time he picks out what to wear, hes thinking about it. you got in his head, good and hard! no more tight t-shirts for him. and you get the benefit of motivation.

Posted by: choogle at March 26, 2019 04:38 PM (e1BYP)

356 I wonder what his song sounds like...
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 26, 2019 04:34 PM (Rarvo)

------

Oh... Probably like Imran Awan's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yljbcRu3tiU

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2019 04:38 PM (AzW6q)

357 I haven't heard anything from AOC lately. Is she on mute?
Posted by: Northern Lurker

I'll bet a very short leash.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (SAhpk)

Nope.

Trashed Mike Lee for using taxpayer $$$ for stupid posters.

Posted by: golfman at March 26, 2019 04:38 PM (OE84+)

358 I haven't heard anything from AOC lately. Is she on mute?
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 26, 2019 04:35 PM (JgA4k)

I assume Pelosi had Vadim and Sergei bring her around for a little chat about what happens to bartenders with delusions of grandeur.

Posted by: Vanya at March 26, 2019 04:38 PM (O8EWi)

359 Well, they only want dominance, but they'll take unity when they are not advancing their dominance.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:39 PM (xfb67)

360 She's in the sidebar.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (t6MX/)

Is she the sidebartender?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 26, 2019 04:39 PM (JgA4k)

361 Not too well, I'm pretty sure it's Russian hookers doing the peeing.

=====
Russian Hooker Pee is a hazmat situation. Gonna have to cite you for that.

Posted by: EPA at March 26, 2019 04:39 PM (9b/Pf)

362 While we're heading to outer space, shit just got really bad in the show, The Expanse. Earth and mars are at war, some really sick crap survived a crash on Venus and is growing (despite multiple nukes). Third season just started.

This is a great show.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 26, 2019 04:40 PM (e1q4h)

363 She's in the sidebar.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (t6MX/)
----
Thought she was at Obama's house.

Posted by: Axeman at March 26, 2019 04:40 PM (vDqXW)

364 Who will be the lucky guy in the new Space Force to get the moniker, Space Ghost.

There can only be one.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 26, 2019 04:40 PM (oC40p)

365 You know the older you are the less effect radiation has on you

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2019 04:40 PM (BbGew)

366 Sorry sometimes my tinyurl add-in does that...I don't know why. It shows me a complete tinyurl and says it's copied to my clipboard and then when I paste it, it's incomplete.

http://tinyurl.com/y3cyun75

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 04:40 PM (cF8AT)

367 Has anyone called out Politico for 'blaming the victim?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 26, 2019 04:40 PM (oVJmc)

368 Not too well, I'm pretty sure it's Russian hookers doing the peeing.
Posted by: wth

Darn It!
Posted by: Practice Troll

Da.

Posted by: imaginary peeing hookers at March 26, 2019 04:40 PM (e1q4h)

369 Nope.

Trashed Mike Lee for using taxpayer $$$ for stupid posters.

Posted by: golfman at March 26, 2019 04:38 PM (OE84+)

She's got a lot of nerve to trash him for posters when WE'RE PAYING HER SALARY.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2019 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

370 Fun Fact: Back during Roman times, collecting peoples pee was a profession.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (xfb67)

371 364
Who will be the lucky guy in the new Space Force to get the moniker, Space Ghost.

There can only be one.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 26, 2019 04:40 PM (oC40p)

Reserving Spaceman Spliff for Jack Straw.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (t6MX/)

372 361: Many people would pee on the Obama bed for free

Posted by: CN at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (U7k5w)

373 Space Ghost, Coast to Coast.

now THAT shit was funny

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (d7Ww2)

374 Trashed Mike Lee for using taxpayer $$$ for stupid posters.
=======
But 300 trillion for her own personal vanity project is money well spent!!!

Posted by: AOC is a rocket surgeon at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (tqzDO)

375 Pence says the next giant leap (long term plans) is to return American astronauts to the moon, establish a base there and develop the technologies to take American astronauts to Mars and beyond.

Pence added that Canada signed on to a 24 year commitment to help develop the moon base, Lunar Gateway.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (SAhpk)

376

I collect guy's pee.

Posted by: Juicy Swallows at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (n2qRY)

377
VP Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.

I think China will be able to pull that off.

That is who Pence meant, right ?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 26, 2019 04:32 PM (lD3vL)

I suspect that the ChiComs won't put much effort into planning out the return trip.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (veoSD)

378 Nope.

Trashed Mike Lee for using taxpayer $$$ for stupid posters.

Posted by: golfman at March 26, 2019 04:38 PM (OE84+)

--------------------------

The same person who had her boyfriend transfer almost a million in campaign funds to a PAC to avoid scrutiny of how it was spent. That's pretty rich.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (ffYR/)

379 Yesterday Rush has some montage including FNM talking about "bigger than Watergate" and I was all like "It sure is, Barky and Hildebeast's people completely dwarfed anything Nixon and or staff even dreamed of." Of course I know the FNM were not talking about the Dem shenanigans.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 26, 2019 04:42 PM (eASYU)

380 311 I saw a movie like this once. Some jihad-crazed terrorists had blown shit up and taken hostages. Then Chuck Norris and his pals came in, kicking ass and taking names. That was then the head terrorist got on his radio and frantically shouted "I wish to negotiate!"

I think you know what happened next.

anyone else want to negotiate?

Posted by: corbin dallas multipass at March 26, 2019 04:42 PM (sGtp+)

381 365
You know the older you are the less effect radiation has on you

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2019 04:40 PM (BbGew)

But the easier time Space Herpes has.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 26, 2019 04:42 PM (t6MX/)

382 DOJ REACHES DEAL WITH WELL-CONNECTED EX-FEINSTEIN AIDE ACCUSED OF DOXXING REPUBLICANS, NEW FILING SHOWS

http://tinyurl.com/5xp
Posted by: Tami ]

Why are we not investigating ChiFi for her Chinese SPY?!?

Posted by: Sponge at March 26, 2019 04:42 PM (Zz0t1)

383 In space, no one can hear you say "no".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:42 PM (xfb67)

384 Who will be the lucky guy in the new Space Force to get the moniker, Space Ghost.

There can only be one.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Maverick and Goose??

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:42 PM (SAhpk)

385 380 311 I saw a movie like this once. Some jihad-crazed terrorists had blown shit up and taken hostages. Then Chuck Norris and his pals came in, kicking ass and taking names. That was then the head terrorist got on his radio and frantically shouted "I wish to negotiate!"

I think you know what happened next.

anyone else want to negotiate?
Posted by: corbin dallas multipass at March 26, 2019 04:42 PM (sGtp+)

"Where did he learn to negotiate?"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:43 PM (bcbK8)

386 357 I haven't heard anything from AOC lately. Is she on mute?
Posted by: Northern Lurker

I'll bet a very short leash.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (SAhpk)

Nope.

Trashed Mike Lee for using taxpayer $$$ for stupid posters.

Posted by: golfman at March 26, 2019 04:38 PM (OE84+)
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$50 for posters: Bad!

$93 Trillion Green New Deal that will destroy our economy: Good!

Posted by: WisRich at March 26, 2019 04:43 PM (G0vdT)

387 I'd like to see how they'll explain revealing his private tax information to the general public since they have to have special rules for reviewing it themselves.

So let them, and then track back to the source, and persecute the living fluck out of whoever released the information or didn't secure it to prevent it from being released.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 26, 2019 04:43 PM (37IEG)

388 370
Fun Fact: Back during Roman times, collecting peoples pee was a profession.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (xfb67)

OH, that sounds like so much fun!

Posted by: Barney Frank's wife at March 26, 2019 04:43 PM (3llFN)

389 Well what did you expect the sociopathic shit-weasels to do?

Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2019 04:43 PM (FhXTo)

390 Noood.

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 26, 2019 04:43 PM (uopCm)

391 370 Fun Fact: Back during Roman times, collecting peoples pee was a profession.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (xfb67)

Used as a bleaching agent up to the current day...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:43 PM (bcbK8)

392 FTA:

"A former Senate aide charged with doxxing Republican senators and extorting a witness reached a plea deal with federal prosecutors in Washington after his wealthy and well-connected family brought in experts to talk about his mental health and the private supervision they could provide him."

Sounds about right.

Yet another #Resistance-clause plea bargain.

Free as a bird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 26, 2019 04:44 PM (AzW6q)

393 This is like the Rodney King plea of "Can't we all get along?"

Except in this case, it's a cop who has just stopped beating Rodney, looking down at him and saying, "Why aren't you trying to bring us together?"

Posted by: Ted K. at March 26, 2019 04:44 PM (FJYfm)

394 I wonder if I'm too old to join the Space Force.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:37 PM (xfb67)
..........

You'll be fine. Cutoff is age 29.

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2019 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

395 Trashed Mike Lee for using taxpayer $$$ for stupid posters.

Posted by: golfman at March 26, 2019 04:38 PM (OE84+)

I'd prefer my taxes go to buying more of those awesome posters than to paying AOC, the brother-f*%er, and their bffs to ride around on a bus and attend a fanfest with their failed idol.

Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2019 04:45 PM (XROPS)

396 They don't want to do anything with his returns. They've seen them. It's just a talking point for the rubes.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2019 04:45 PM (ja1yE)

397 Fun Fact: Back during Roman times, collecting peoples pee was a profession.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (xfb67)

Origin of the phrase "pecunia non olet"-(the source of) money doesn't smell

Posted by: Miklosius Impecunious at March 26, 2019 04:45 PM (zCyNd)

398 landing men on the moon in five years

Lemme save the tax$, still no wimmenz, still not made of cheese.

Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2019 04:45 PM (FhXTo)

399 366
Sorry sometimes my tinyurl add-in does that...I don't know why. It
shows me a complete tinyurl and says it's copied to my clipboard and
then when I paste it, it's incomplete.

http://tinyurl.com/y3cyun75

Posted by: Tami at March 26, 2019 04:40 PM (cF8AT)
Once again, a justice system for the elite, and a different one for us.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 26, 2019 04:46 PM (jxbfJ)

400 361 Russian Hooker Pee is a hazmat situation. Gonna have to cite you for that.

pretty sure that's ukrainian hooker pee. russian hooker pee would be a gazmat situation.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 26, 2019 04:46 PM (sGtp+)

401 So I've been wondering if the FNM and Dems clamoring for "release the full Mueller report" are actually helping Trump. My thinking is there isn't any gotcha on Trump in the report or it would have leaked so the full report will just be more evidence of what a hoax, seditious undermining of duly elected POTUS the whole Steele dossier, FISA warrants etc were.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 26, 2019 04:47 PM (eASYU)

402 Used as a bleaching agent up to the current day...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 26, 2019 04:43 PM (bcbK

Was used as a fulling agent, to remove oil from wool.

Posted by: Miklosius Impecunius at March 26, 2019 04:47 PM (zCyNd)

403 How about gibbets? As opposed to gallows, where the bodies are promptly removed, for the participants of this failed coup attempt. They can hang there until they come down on their own accord through decomposition. I think you'd get a hell of a lot of unity behind that.

Posted by: pincorrect at March 26, 2019 04:47 PM (7EZly)

404 landing men on the moon in five years

Lemme save the tax$, still no wimmenz, still not made of cheese.

Posted by: DaveA at March 26, 2019 04:45 PM (FhXTo)
..........

and the fucking dust gets in everything

Posted by: wth at March 26, 2019 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

405 P Pence calls for landing men on the moon in five years.
.........

Space Force!
Posted by: wth at March 26, 2019 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

--

Send 'em up there to plant a Trump flag. Watch the progressive meltdown rage machine.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 26, 2019 04:48 PM (JoUsr)

406
Fun Fact: Back during Roman times, collecting peoples pee was a profession.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 26, 2019 04:41 PM (xfb67)

There's a funny scene in the TV show Rome, where Marc Antony is finding out just how much it sucks to run things in the city, when a businessman bitches to him about how Antony's soldiers are drunkenly running amok in the city, amusing themselves by kicking over the piss pots in the street. And more importantly, how it's making it impossible for him to bleach fabric because there's a shortage of piss.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 26, 2019 04:48 PM (veoSD)

407 Unity Camps for the Left.

Posted by: WOPR - KTF always wins at March 26, 2019 04:55 PM (J70i0)

408 The woman who wants to bankrupt the country complaints about spending.

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2019 04:55 PM (BbGew)

409 You know what would be nice about a moon base? Command and control when the big guy lets Barron turn the key and nuke Kalorama.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 26, 2019 04:59 PM (xzqr4)

410 From the amount of comments here, I guess I am not the only one outraged. But I'll throw my 2 cents in anyway. The clear attempt to undermine a sitting president on charges that every thinking person knew were ridiculous -- should result in a lot of people being put in orange jumpsuits. Anything short of that tells us that the deep state operates outside of the law. If that is the case, we should all accordingly.

Posted by: hullabaloser at March 26, 2019 05:05 PM (I6r+e)

411 IllTemperedCur

Yes, and it's good for teeth whitening too. It was a not-too-subtle insinuation that a person drank urine if you mentioned how white their teeth were.

Hey, maybe that will be a good replacement for "cuckhold"! Come on, if we can get "fetch" to happen we can make this happen. Get on it you white-toothed bastards.

Posted by: I Have Questions at March 26, 2019 05:06 PM (BvNzB)

412 Oops. Willows, corgies and noods called.

Posted by: I Have Questions at March 26, 2019 05:10 PM (BvNzB)

413 N. U. M. A!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 26, 2019 05:49 PM (+juAL)

414
How do you converse with such assholes?
It's Trump's fault the country is divided by the media's lies???
A good ass kicking is all they will understand.

Posted by: Mongo at March 26, 2019 09:00 PM (BD7Qt)

415 The media has taken its position. Just put a wall behind them and shooters in the front of them. Give them what they deserve.

Time to hoist the black flag. Let the bastards go to their socialist paradise.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 26, 2019 10:28 PM (nRj4F)

416 If only Trump could unite us as Obama did!

Raise the black flag. No more MSM, no more weenie men, no more professional politicians, no more manly things with vaginas.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at March 26, 2019 10:38 PM (nRj4F)

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