Big League Politics: Man Anonymously Accuses CNN-Curious FoxNews Host Shep Smith of Sexually Assaulting Him While He Was Asleep in 2004

It's an anonymous allegation from 15 years ago.

Not sure what to make of it. Audio of his claim at the link; here are some transcripted parts.

"I wake up, and Shepard is on top of me, like, in a towel or a bathrobe. And he's got his tongue down my throat and his hands all over me. Completely uninvited. I mean, I gave him no signal. There was nothing," John Doe #1 says in the interview -- excerpts of which are presented in audio form above.
..
"I pushed him off. I was like, 'Dude what are you doing?' And he's like, 'what you don't like it?' There was like this, kind of like No!, and he kept going, he kept pushing. Like, pushing his hands on all these spots," John Doe #1 said.
"He was just on top of me," John Doe #1 said, calling the experience "definitely shocking." John Doe #1 noted that "he finally stopped, but it took a lot of -- it wasn't just an immediate no, and then everything was like, so sorry."
John Doe #1 said that Shep Smith lunged at him "three or four more times" after the initial attack.

Fox News has not responded to a request for comment. The claimant did not provide any outside corroborating evidence, or at least Big League Politics doesn't note any.

I don't know how far we want to go down the #MeToo rabbit-hole with dated allegations.

Though... of course you know my rooting interest here.

Big League Politics previously brought us the scoop about Ralph Northam's blackface, so they're not unreliable. I just don't know if this guy has anything to back up his word apart from his word.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:00 PM

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1 First

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 01:01 PM (07YWD)

2 My only surprise is that Shep isn't a total bottom bitch.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 01:01 PM (JH+YW)

3 Oh boy(makes popcorn)

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 01:01 PM (BXMxN)

4 I'll go call the corgis.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 01:01 PM (07YWD)

5 Totes Guilty, must resign.. Pronto! Isn't that how this works, Shep?

Posted by: Catman at March 22, 2019 01:03 PM (jh6i/)

6 damn, I was HALF a second to fast to the last thread, otherwise, first here.

so instead...

SPONGE!!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 01:03 PM (8D42x)

7 If Kavanaugh's high school 'antics' where good enough.

Then so is this.

Posted by: Blanco at March 22, 2019 01:03 PM (QGdDN)

8 Why was he sleeping in a room with a disrobed Shep running around? Seems a disconcerting activity.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 01:03 PM (07YWD)

9 According to the New Rules Shep has to be fired.

Those are the new rules, right?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 01:03 PM (hLRSq)

10 I'm only concerned is that Shep's mascara didn't get smeared.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 01:03 PM (XjrCx)

11 I was wondering why you brought so much hunting gear!

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 01:03 PM (nDOs4)

12 Grownup meets a grownup at a bar and goes home with him. Other guy tries to kiss him.

Hard time seeing that as an attack.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 01:03 PM (fuK7c)

13 It wouldn't exactly be surprising if true, but single-sourced anonymous accusations should be taken with big, honkin' blocks of salt.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

14 "We believe survivors!" sings the loony chorus..

Posted by: Dick Turpin at March 22, 2019 01:04 PM (bPIW9)

15

Sounds like a Bill Clinton script.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (vEIlU)

16 SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (d7Ww2)

17 Suspend him and investigate.

Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (MAstk)

18 13 It wouldn't exactly be surprising if true, but single-sourced anonymous accusations should be taken with big, honkin' blocks of salt.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 01:04 PM (RD7QR)

==========

Old rules. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (XSSCs)

19

He woke up and Shep was there in a towel??

Did Shep just magically appear??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (kgAmS)

20 Soon we will find out that four other men had the same experience and one reporter knew about it and sat on the story.

Seems par for the course.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (07YWD)

21 #BelieveAllWomen

Oh... Wait..

Would Shep be considered the bitch of the relationship?

Posted by: Blanco at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (QGdDN)

22

Did he bite his lip and make it bleed?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (vEIlU)

23 Poor Shep. Can't get any action with his "donor head for Frankenstein" looks.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (kI/3T)

24 This allegation is clearly false, it's blatantly obvious that Shep's a bottom.

Posted by: Surfperch at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (0vY1N)

25 17 Suspend him and investigate.
Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (MAstk)

=========

Accidentally leave off the word "alleged" when talking about his crimes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (XSSCs)

26 Absolutely would not be surprised.

This shit absolutely happens.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (UnA8+)

27 #MeToo - weaponized rape allegations to take out political enemies!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 01:06 PM (W+vEI)

28 It's the tip of the iceberg. Just the tip...

Posted by: Tawdry Prole at March 22, 2019 01:06 PM (Fm81C)

29 I'm sure the eyeliner is just streaming down sheps face as he reads this

Posted by: brak at March 22, 2019 01:06 PM (ZTOgz)

30 Though... of course you know my rooting interest here.
----------------------------

HEH

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 01:06 PM (d7Ww2)

31 Well, fuck this. I'm going to go play Grim Fandango.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at March 22, 2019 01:06 PM (tVWQB)

32 He woke up and Shep was there in a towel??

Did Shep just magically appear??

He is a Fairy.. Wonder what the dude left under his pillow.. Just Sayin'

Posted by: Catman at March 22, 2019 01:06 PM (jh6i/)

33 >>>12 Grownup meets a grownup at a bar and goes home with him. Other guy tries to kiss him.

Hard time seeing that as an attack.

...

well the Sleep Sex angle is, as they say, problematic.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:06 PM (PbpT7)

34 What? You mean Shep Smith is GAY?

Posted by: West at March 22, 2019 01:06 PM (CRLBR)

35
Are you telling me that I can be sleeping in my home some day and BOOM! out of nowhere naked Shep Smith will appear on top of me??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 01:07 PM (kgAmS)

36 19

He woke up and Shep was there in a towel??

Did Shep just magically appear??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (kgAmS)

Nightmare material right there.

'A naked Shep appears!!'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 01:07 PM (07YWD)

37 When will Shep pull the Kevin Spacey defense?

Posted by: Blanco at March 22, 2019 01:07 PM (QGdDN)

38

Call me naive, or more un-curious, but I had no idea Shep was gay. Never thought about it. Is he out?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 01:07 PM (vEIlU)

39 Fuck that bitch!

Posted by: SHEP at March 22, 2019 01:07 PM (MAstk)

40 If true, then why is Shep Smith still alive? And if true, I'm finding it hard to care about someone who doesn't bother doing anything about it for such a long time. A pox on both their houses. Which Smith probably already has in one form or another.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 22, 2019 01:07 PM (xxAFD)

41 @38
Artisanal,
Time to take your Gaydar to the shop.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 22, 2019 01:07 PM (nAzq8)

42
Reading this, "John Doe #1" went home with Sheppie from some bar.

In a normal world, this is crap, but with the #MeToo standards the left has ginned up, fry Sheppie.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 01:08 PM (f1Vqw)

43 He may not be out but, he is in a really clear glass closet..

Posted by: Catman at March 22, 2019 01:08 PM (jh6i/)

44 >>>Call me naive, or more un-curious, but I had no idea Shep was gay. Never thought about it. Is he out?

1, you are naive.

2, yes, he's been out for a few years. He got his Courage Applause.

3, he was barely ever really "in."

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:08 PM (PbpT7)

45 Its not CNN curious, Fox moving left.... see brazile, donna.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 01:08 PM (r+sAi)

46 I'm still enthralled with the "rooting interest" ace has in this story......

SHUT UP AND DANCE!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 01:08 PM (d7Ww2)

47
But how is this Trump's fault?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 01:08 PM (TAmPV)

48 >> When will Shep pull the Kevin Spacey defense?

Jim McGreevy - "And now I choose to live my life as a gay American."

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 01:08 PM (W+vEI)

49 Yao. Shep Smith is winkte.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 01:08 PM (Bdeb0)

50 He is an obnoxious Nancy Boy on the news. Cannot stand to listen to him.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 22, 2019 01:08 PM (FTlwv)

51 Votermom,

Don't know if you will see this, but I know you are commenting on the site pretty regularly. Some folks are concerned that they haven't seen you in awhile. I sent you an email, so if you could reply to that, it would be nice to reassure them.

David

Posted by: david, deplorable Russian internet bot at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (avSZz)

52

Horny Shepherd.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (vEIlU)

53 Oh I get it now.

Two flags hook up, and now 15 years later one flag says the other (famous Fox News) flag "attacked" him sexually...after they had gay sex and went to sleep.

Okay.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (kgAmS)

54 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (C1NyB)

55 If Blanche Dubois were more butch she'd talk like Shep.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (nAzq8)

56 He woke up and Shep was there in a towel??

Did Shep just magically appear??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert

----

I thought he would just deliver a divine message and then vanish.

Instead, I got his wretched sausage in me.

Posted by: That Anonymous Victim at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (gpZas)

57 Robert S. Khuzami, the senior federal prosecutor in Manhattan who oversaw the criminal case against Michael D. Cohen, President Trump's former lawyer and fixer, will step down next month, according to people briefed on the matter.

Mr. Khuzami's departure, which is expected to be announced on Friday, comes even as his office's investigation into Mr. Trump's inner circle continues on multiple fronts. Geoffrey S. Berman, the United States attorney in Manhattan, will appoint his senior counsel, Audrey Strauss, to replace Mr. Khuzami as deputy United States attorney, the people briefed on the matter said.

A public face of investigations that pose potential threats to Mr. Trump's presidency, Mr. Khuzami has told colleagues that his departure is for personal reasons and unrelated to any political pressure. The announcement comes as the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, is said to be close to wrapping up his nearly two-year investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

Posted by: Neo at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (QkjLD)

58 This guy's gayer than a tea-service conducted by oiled-up lacrosse players.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (PbpT7)

59 I'm usually suspect of these claims but this sounds totes legit to me for some reason.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (P1AAi)

60 Wow... sidebar story about Judge.

Kritarchy, rule by Judges.

We are there.

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

61 Too bad Spacey blew up the 'it's okay, I'm gay.' defense.

Sorry Shep. Maybe the Blaze is hiring.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (07YWD)

62 45 Its not CNN curious, Fox moving left.... see brazile, donna.

..

And suspended Pirro.

Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (MAstk)

63 >> but I had no idea Shep was gay.

You haven't seen all the Shep gay jokes going on here for the past 15 years?

He's out and proud, saying something a couple years ago about "living with the man I love".

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (f1Vqw)

64 It's probably those sparkling eyes.......

rooting interest.

*snort*

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 01:10 PM (d7Ww2)

65 I choose to live my life as a black woman who identifies as a solar panel.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 01:10 PM (nDOs4)

66 Gayer than the Oscars.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 22, 2019 01:10 PM (nAzq8)

67 Wait...Shep is GAY? Never would have thunk that...

Posted by: Timon at March 22, 2019 01:10 PM (dKm4U)

68 >>1, you are naive.

2, yes, he's been out for a few years. He got his Courage Applause.

3, he was barely ever really "in."

He was even dating Fox News intern years ago.
Rude to waitresses, too!

http://tinyurl.com/yy5fms46

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 01:10 PM (W+vEI)

69 But how is this Trump's fault?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 01:08 PM (TAmPV)

Low hanging fruit! Shep works for Fox, obviously it's Trump's fault.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 22, 2019 01:11 PM (xxAFD)

70 And there went any thoughts of lunch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:11 PM (ptqGC)

71 40 If true, then why is Shep Smith still alive? And if true, I'm finding it hard to care about someone who doesn't bother doing anything about it for such a long time. A pox on both their houses. Which Smith probably already has in one form or another.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 22, 2019 01:07 PM (xxAFD)

Sorry, but no. F*** off with that "Why didn't you kill them?" shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 01:11 PM (UnA8+)

72 Rude to waitresses, too!

---

We've already established that he's gay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 01:11 PM (nDOs4)

73 35
Are you telling me that I can be sleeping in my home some day and BOOM! out of nowhere naked Shep Smith will appear on top of me??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 01:07 PM (kgAmS)

Wishcasting is discouraged at Ace o' Spades

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 22, 2019 01:11 PM (vkS2Z)

74 We should organize a fake Leftist "grassroots" Twitter harassment campaign to scare away advertisers from Fox until Shep has been fired.

When you smell blood in the water, you've gotta go in for the kill.

Posted by: Surfperch, a mere Teleost Fish at March 22, 2019 01:11 PM (0vY1N)

75 votermom was in the wereweolf cat/gainzzz thread yesterday, I believe, plugging the carnivore diet, which was a bit OT because I really wanted to sell my Pork Rinds Breading initiative.

Though I guess pork rinds are carnivore too! So no problem.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:11 PM (PbpT7)

76 c re d i b l e
a c c u s a t i o n

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 22, 2019 01:11 PM (KUaJL)

77 Savage love!

Posted by: T Bone at March 22, 2019 01:11 PM (O9JR8)

78 Looks like the Conner family can continue to make themselves at home at ABC, as the broadcast network has renewed its highly-rated "Roseanne" spinoff series, "The Conners," for a second season.

Posted by: Neo at March 22, 2019 01:12 PM (QkjLD)

79 Shep announced a while back that he's Strictly Dickly. Because, of course.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

80 Are you telling me that I can be sleeping in my
home some day and BOOM! out of nowhere naked Shep Smith will appear on
top of me??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 01:07 PM (kgAmS)
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Is that the word of faith people were just discussing?

Posted by: Moron Robbie -The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 22, 2019 01:12 PM (nDOs4)

81 Sorry Shep. Maybe the Blaze is hiring.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 01:09 PM (07YWD)

More like the Bulwark.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 22, 2019 01:12 PM (xxAFD)

82 Inbreed.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 01:12 PM (AzW6q)

83 Women victims of assualt must be believed!

Wait....
That doesn't work here. How do we know who to believe based on victim status?

Posted by: Google at March 22, 2019 01:12 PM (MxEKc)

84 It would be very na�ve to assume that except for that gay actor-kevin what's-his-name that "Me too" Spacey? only happened between straight people. Gay couple that had their wedding performed by RBG were accused of molesting some guy while he slept.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 01:13 PM (AllCR)

85 The tongue down the throat comment did me in. Gag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:13 PM (ptqGC)

86 In my opinion the man is fiercely heterosexual, but a bit of a louse.
Still hasn't returned my Bette Midler album.

Posted by: Sparticus at March 22, 2019 01:13 PM (nAzq8)

87 on that same Big League site

Fox Hires Top Former Joe Biden Aide To Be Their Lobbyist in Washington

snippets

Roll Call previously reported on how O'Brien was a top Senate staffer for Joe Biden and Bob Menendez and worked in the Bill Clinton White House.

Fox recently added Paul Ryan to their board and Donna Brazile to their network as an on-air commentator.

...where conservatives are scrambling to figure out why their network is rapidly turning into an anti-conservative Quisling network.

yep
I'm disgusted looking at Brazille.
I didn't know Paul Ryan was a part of them now.

cripes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 01:13 PM (vEIlU)

88
Re: Donka Brazille

I don't see that as a move to the Left by Fox News. I see the hiring of Brazille as an insult to the regular Fox News viewers by the execs.

They seem to think the regular viewers crave a Jerry Springer type of fake confrontation. In other words, they have a low opinion of their viewers and their "news" broadcasts are entertainment.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 01:13 PM (kgAmS)

89 Over an agonising two-hour grilling, British Prime Minister Theresa May failed to convince exasperated European leaders she has any plan to deliver an orderly Brexit if MPs vote her withdrawal deal down.

Tightlipped and evasive, she parried questions until EU chiefs asked her to leave Thursday's summit meeting and embarked on a negotiation among themselves to draw up a new Brexit timetable.

"British politicians are today incapable of implementing what the people asked for," France's President Emmanuel Macron declared.

Posted by: Neo at March 22, 2019 01:13 PM (QkjLD)

90 'I was playfully jumping on the bed and I slipped and accidentally sexed up the young man.'

Posted by: Shep at March 22, 2019 01:14 PM (07YWD)

91 Are you telling me that I can be sleeping in my
home some day and BOOM! out of nowhere naked Shep Smith will appear on
top of me??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 01:07 PM (kgAmS)
---

Is that the word of faith people were just discussing?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

----

It's the gay version: The Word of Filth.

Posted by: RKae at March 22, 2019 01:14 PM (gpZas)

92 Actually, she was commenting pretty heavily on the thread before this, so I have hopes she will respond. It is nothing serious, they are just friends of hers who haven't seen her in awhile and don't hang out here the way I do. Not exactly an emergency.

David

Posted by: david, deplorable Russian internet bot at March 22, 2019 01:14 PM (avSZz)

93 And then he whispered, "Let me in your Astrodome...."

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2019 01:14 PM (DqCXr)

94 This post is the sort of hard, tender, forceful, shameful, angry love that makes my dick-heart go pitter-pat.

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 01:14 PM (PbpT7)

95 It's the New Rules. Old, anonymous, uncorroborated allegations of sexual assault? Totes legit.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 01:14 PM (NWiLs)

96
Shep was actually married to a woman years ago. A very naive woman, I'm sure.

After the divorce, she said she nevers wants to see another strap-on in her life.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 01:14 PM (f1Vqw)

97 #BelieveAllBottoms is a right-wing conspiracy!

Posted by: Shep! at March 22, 2019 01:14 PM (beH4q)

98 Big League Politics: Man Anonymously Accuses CNN-Curious FoxNews Host Shep Smith of Sexually Assaulting Him While He Was Asleep in 2004

Burn the studios down. Isn't that the new rules?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 01:15 PM (5UfE7)

99 1, you are naive.

2, yes, he's been out for a few years. He got his Courage Applause.

3, he was barely ever really "in."
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:08 PM (PbpT7)

Thanks, I just don't pay attention that much. I don't care if people are gay.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 01:15 PM (vEIlU)

100 He woke up and Shep was there in a towel??

Did Shep just magically appear??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert

Imagine if Scrooge would have received a visit from Shep instead of Jacob Marley.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 01:15 PM (hLRSq)

101 Sorry, but no. F*** off with that "Why didn't you kill them?" shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 01:11 PM (UnA8+)

If I'm laying in bed, and some guy wakes me up with their tongue, then yes, I will beat the ever loving crap out of whoever it is. Enough so that they may die. I'm not trying to be some over the top macho guy, I'm usually pretty easy going. But that is way way way over the line.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 22, 2019 01:15 PM (xxAFD)

102
Though... of course you know my rooting interest here.

Shep ,Shep he's our man he'll plow you in the can. GOOOOOO SHEP!!!

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 01:15 PM (TAmPV)

103 I'm waiting for the booker/shep! sex tapes...

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 01:15 PM (d7Ww2)

104 94 This post is the sort of hard, tender, forceful, shameful, angry love that makes my dick-heart go pitter-pat.
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 01:14 PM (PbpT7)

You mean your biologically female penis?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 01:16 PM (NWiLs)

105
Flags?

I must be very senile.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 01:16 PM (kgAmS)

106 I find these allegations credible and serious.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 01:16 PM (BXMxN)

107 "British politicians are today incapable of implementing what the people asked for," France's President Emmanuel Macron declared.

Posted by: Neo at March 22, 2019 01:13 PM (QkjLD)

Takes one to know one, Macron.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 01:16 PM (hLRSq)

108

Here's a pic of Sheppie with his former wife, named Virginia Donald:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3nn4efv

She does like naive.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 01:16 PM (f1Vqw)

109 101 If I'm laying in bed, and some guy wakes me up with their tongue, then yes, I will beat the ever loving crap out of whoever it is. Enough so that they may die. I'm not trying to be some over the top macho guy, I'm usually pretty easy going. But that is way way way over the line.
Posted by: I like cookies at March 22, 2019 01:15 PM (xxAFD)

You can still f*** off with that. I'm not trolling, but no, you don't 'deserve it' if you don't kill the person who assaulted you.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 01:17 PM (UnA8+)

110 Imagine if Scrooge would have received a visit from Shep instead of Jacob Marley.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

---

"Of course I don't believe in you! You might be a bit of undercooked potato," said Scrooge, "or an old limp sausage."

Posted by: RKae at March 22, 2019 01:17 PM (gpZas)

111 Shep, like Elton John, was once married to an actual woman.

Do some women turn men gay?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

112 and yes, under the new rules he was gleeful to endorse, he's guilty and must be fired as fast as possible.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 01:17 PM (8D42x)

113 I wake up, and Shepard is on top of me, like, in a towel or a bathrobe.
And he's got his tongue down my throat and his hands all over me.

And there goes lunch...

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 01:18 PM (LL1Be)

114 That Wisconsin thing in the sidebar...man, there's your "types, deletes..."

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 01:18 PM (CE5C/)

115 This word of faith thing sounds like a "name it and claim it" type deal which I've long thought was rubbish anyway. I'm talking about something a little different.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

116
Show me on the doll where Shep did not touch you.

* crickets *

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 01:18 PM (jYje5)

117 If I'm laying in bed, and some guy wakes me up with their tongue, then yes, I will beat the ever loving crap out of whoever it is. Enough so that they may die. I'm not trying to be some over the top macho guy, I'm usually pretty easy going. But that is way way way over the line.

Even if you just met him in a gay bar and agreed to come over for a sleepover?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 01:18 PM (fuK7c)

118 >>>my rooting interest

!

Posted by: m at March 22, 2019 01:18 PM (C7rlo)

119 >>>Even if you just met him in a gay bar and agreed to come over for a sleepover?

did it say it was a gay bar?

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 01:18 PM (PbpT7)

120 Here's a pic of Sheppie with his former wife, named Virginia Donald:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3nn4efv

She does like naive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 01:16 PM (f1Vqw)

ah, so he's been married

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 01:18 PM (vEIlU)

121
Imagine if Scrooge would have received a visit from Shep instead of Jacob Marley.

Posted by: Mikey NTH

Shep would be the Ghost of Christmas Ass.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (TAmPV)

122 I swear to God, if I knew he was going to blab I never would have tried to gay rape him. Honest.

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (P1AAi)

123 Here's a pic of Sheppie with his former wife, named Virginia Donald:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3nn4efv

He looks creepy as hell in that pic. And she's attractive with a large forehead.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (ptqGC)

124 Coming back to say, into the wind:

Last thread I'm told that confronting some shitheel is bad.

This thread I'm told that beating the snot out of someone raping me is bad.

I'm seeing a common denominator here. I'm bad.

Like I didn't already know that.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (PFy0L)

125 These fierce homos totally disgust me! Severe conservatives like Shep are all closet queers. It's why they pretend to be homophobic in the first place!

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (/qEW2)

126 Imagine if Scrooge would have received a visit from Shep instead of Jacob Marley.

Chains are kinky!

Posted by: clutch cargo at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (sLicW)

127 "I see the hiring of Brazille as an insult to the regular Fox News viewers..."

Mission accomplished.

Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (w7KSn)

128 I'm talking about something a little different.
Posted by: Insomniac

-------------------------------

I'm game!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (d7Ww2)

129 108

Here's a pic of Sheppie with his former wife, named Virginia Donald:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3nn4efv

She does like naive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 01:16 PM (f1Vqw)

Poor girl. She seems nice but completely clueless.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (NWiLs)

130 >>>He looks creepy as hell in that pic. And she's attractive with a large forehead.

we call this a fivehead now

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (PbpT7)

131
Credibly accused?

Posted by: Sphynx at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (rXie1)

132 116 Show me on the doll where Shep did not touch you.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 01:18 PM (jYje5)

Nice.

Posted by: m at March 22, 2019 01:20 PM (C7rlo)

133 >>Do some women turn men gay?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

Yes. Kris Kardashian turned Bruce Jenner gay.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 01:20 PM (Bdeb0)

134 the maniacally sweaty fumblings of a toxicly libidinous Shep Smith - even more unappealing than I could have possibly imagined.

Pathetic wretch.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2019 01:20 PM (9vRfJ)

135 So.. you go home with a gay guy for the night, you're likely gonna get some tongue..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 01:20 PM (so+oy)

136 I don't know how far we want to go down the #MeToo rabbit-hole with dated allegations.

We need to root around down to the very bottom of the rabbit hole! It's the only way to find the answers.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 01:21 PM (/qEW2)

137 128 I'm talking about something a little different.
Posted by: Insomniac

-------------------------------

I'm game!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (d7Ww2)

Are you now?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 01:21 PM (NWiLs)

138 They seem to think the regular viewers crave a Jerry Springer type of fake confrontation. In other words, they have a low opinion of their viewers and their "news" broadcasts are entertainment.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 01:13 PM (kgAmS)

good point
Brazille fits the bill

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 01:21 PM (vEIlU)

139 I just tweeted out my bracket!

Go VA!

Posted by: NORTHAM at March 22, 2019 01:21 PM (MAstk)

140 So Shep had a beard, why would he do that?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 01:21 PM (P1AAi)

141 If Shep invites you for a sleepover or a weekend away, wouldn't you expect something more than watching reruns of Designing Women and sipping Cosmos?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:21 PM (ptqGC)

142 I'm waiting for the booker/shep! sex tapes...

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 01:15 PM

O_o

I step out to get lunch, and this is what I come back to?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 01:21 PM (p+Wdc)

143
The form of that we used to use in middle school, was
"Shep, Shep, he's our leader, he's the one that sucks our peter!"

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 01:21 PM (f1Vqw)

144 >>Are you telling me that I can be sleeping in my
home some day and BOOM! out of nowhere naked Shep Smith will appear on
top of me??

Nobody expects surprise Shep anal.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 01:22 PM (/tuJf)

145 I'm game!
Posted by: nurse ratched

----

"She said she was game... so I shot her." - Groucho Marx

Posted by: RKae at March 22, 2019 01:22 PM (gpZas)

146 Sorry, 15 years later is too late AFAIC. There is almost certainly no proof. All it does is create an unprovable cloud of suspicion.

And it looks like Shep made an aggressive pass but didn't actually assault him. Gross but not criminal, assuming it's true.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at March 22, 2019 01:22 PM (9hauA)

147 142 I'm waiting for the booker/shep! sex tapes...

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 01:15 PM

O_o

I step out to get lunch, and this is what I come back to?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 01:21 PM (p+Wdc)

Booker's severely heterosexual dontcha know.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

148 When will Shep pull the Kevin Spacey defense?

Posted by: Blanco at March 22, 2019 01:07 PM (QGdDN)

he's going to announce that he intends to live his life as a straight American?

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 22, 2019 01:22 PM (8D42x)

149 Perhaps Shep could hang out at the Trump Hotel bar and face the Provocation Of The Day

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 22, 2019 01:22 PM (Z216Q)

150 128-What the Bible says about protection

http://tinyurl.com/y3rf4mbv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 01:22 PM (AllCR)

151 144 >>Are you telling me that I can be sleeping in my
home some day and BOOM! out of nowhere naked Shep Smith will appear on
top of me??

Nobody expects surprise Shep anal.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 01:22 PM (/tuJf)

If they expected it, it wouldn't be a surprise.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

152 What a stupid age we live in.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 01:22 PM (Hk+Y0)

153 Do some women turn men gay?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

Don't know about that, but I've managed to turn a few into drug addicts, apparently.

Posted by: kathysaysso at March 22, 2019 01:23 PM (vkS2Z)

154 "I don't know how far we want to go down the #MeToo rabbit-hole with dated allegations. "

Don't worry about truthfulness. Just admit it's a very serious allegation.

Posted by: Unindicted Co-Conspirator at March 22, 2019 01:23 PM (vqIkG)

155 Here's a pic of Sheppie with his former wife, named Virginia Donald:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3nn4efv

She does like naive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 01:16 PM (f1Vqw)

Did she get a clue when surprise anal stopped being such a surprise?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 01:23 PM (y7DUB)

156 Unfortunately, the perfect person to breathlessly, dramatically announce allegations that have no backing is Shep Smith, so this story won't be getting the Shep Smith Treatment it deserves.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 22, 2019 01:23 PM (FJYfm)

157 You can still f*** off with that. I'm not trolling,
but no, you don't 'deserve it' if you don't kill the person who
assaulted you.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 22, 2019 01:17 PM (UnA8+)

It would have nothing to do with the victim deserving anything. The story is just, out of the blue, Shep Smith wakes him up with sex. It has to do with what Shep Smith would deserve (if true, of course) and stopping the assault convincingly and immediately. There's no waiting 15 years, and oh gee, he really bothered me.

Posted by: I like cookies at March 22, 2019 01:23 PM (xxAFD)

158 Memes imitate reality imitate memes.

Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 01:23 PM (mX8Vr)

159 Booker's severely heterosexual dontcha know.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 01:22 PM

I did not know that!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 01:23 PM (p+Wdc)

160 did it say it was a gay bar?

No, that was an extrapolation on my part. It says it was a now defunct bar where Shep used to go to play Golden Tee.

I have also not looked that up.

I'm not playing the gay angle at all here. If a girl comes home with me and wants to sleep separately I might still go for a kiss and that shouldn't be a surprise. Then I would take no for an answer if no is the answer.

I dunno. Maybe Shep was a cad, maybe he was overly aggressive. Something ambiguous happened 15 years ago with a guy he'd just met who agreed to come home with him.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 01:23 PM (fuK7c)

161
I wonder when Mrs. Shep got a clue....

Maybe it was something like this, "What, honey, you want to do what?"

Anal! I, I don't know about that.....

What? What! .... you want me to ........ and you've already bought one? ....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 01:24 PM (f1Vqw)

162 Perhaps the allegations will wipe some of the smug off Shep's face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

163 So do we know if Shep qualifies as a low-hanging fruit?

(I'll just show myself out.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

164 129 108

Here's a pic of Sheppie with his former wife, named Virginia Donald:

...

He's got that twink in his eye!

Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 01:24 PM (MAstk)

165 150 128-What the Bible says about protection

http://tinyurl.com/y3rf4mbv
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 01:22 PM (AllCR)

Protection? Like condoms?

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at March 22, 2019 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

166 >>>Sorry, 15 years later is too late AFAIC. There is almost certainly no proof. All it does is create an unprovable cloud of suspicion.

And it looks like Shep made an aggressive pass but didn't actually assault him. Gross but not criminal, assuming it's true.

...

well a sexual assault is any unwanted sexual touching. per the criminal code. now prosecutors will generally not touch what you call an "aggressive pass' in a situation where that sort of thing might be expected, like on a date, BUT the guy claims here he was asleep. Not the sort of flirty ambiguous situation where you expect to have a guy's weenus shanking you in the thigh as he mounts you.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:24 PM (PbpT7)

167

btw, here's a Latin phrase we can learn today:

Jus sanguinis -- right of blood

For instance, re: Olivia de Havilland's mulitiple citizenships: She is British by jus sanguinis, American and French by naturalization.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 01:24 PM (kgAmS)

168 Within the International Brotherhood of Extraordinary Cocksmen, I'm most famously known by my call sign, "Michelangelo."

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 22, 2019 01:24 PM (LuPts)

169 I dunno. Maybe Shep was a cad, maybe he was overly aggressive. Something ambiguous happened 15 years ago with a guy he'd just met who agreed to come home with him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 01:23 PM (fuK7c)

Drunk and horny is my suspicion.
Maybe drugs too. Who knows.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 01:24 PM (vEIlU)

170 Did she get a clue when surprise anal stopped being such a surprise?

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 01:23 PM

I think it was more the strap-on that surprised her...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 01:24 PM (p+Wdc)

171 I dunno. Maybe Shep was a cad, maybe he was overly aggressive. Something ambiguous happened 15 years ago with a guy he'd just met who agreed to come home with him.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

---------------------------

or maybe the dude needs some extra cash.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 01:24 PM (d7Ww2)

172 15 year old accusations. Of which apologies were given directly after the incident. Someone is trying to hang on to the thought they drove gay men wild at one time.

Posted by: Jen the original at March 22, 2019 01:25 PM (/y/VQ)

173 The Age of Men is over.

The Time of the Ass-Orc has come.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 01:25 PM (Bdeb0)

174 Meh, I mean Shep is a pervert and leftist so I wouldn't be surprised, but fifteen years, on the word of one person? Pointless.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 01:25 PM (39g3+)

175 Maybe Shep was a cad, maybe he was overly aggressive.

----

Or just your average gay man.

Posted by: RKae at March 22, 2019 01:25 PM (gpZas)

176 #AllFagsMustBeBelieved

Posted by: Czech Chick at March 22, 2019 01:25 PM (J9wxX)

177 >>>No, that was an extrapolation on my part. It says it was a now defunct bar where Shep used to go to play Golden Tee.

shep was not out then. I did hear all the time that he would be seen at "piano bars," which generally means "gay (or mostly gay) bars."

I don't think you'd have Golden Tee at a piano bar, though.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:25 PM (PbpT7)

178 The Shep is coming from inside the house!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at March 22, 2019 01:25 PM (T9LN5)

179 111 Shep, like Elton John, was once married to an actual woman.

Do some women turn men gay?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)
[br[]
Arianna Huffington, the Zsa Zsa Gabor of American Politics, arguably did.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (ujg0T)

180 "British politicians are today incapable of implementing what the people asked for," France's President Emmanuel Macron declared.
Posted by: Neo

His mommy/wife should have advised him to be not quite the tone deaf twat he is at present.

Posted by: Al Pacca at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (NeSSd)

181 Rush just blew up the GOPe.

Posted by: Golfman at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (3e6vs)

182 ...but fifteen years, on the word of one person? Pointless.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

----

That's why it's so fun.

The left's own rules.

Posted by: RKae at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (gpZas)

183 Why now? Was there a trigger, that after so long of staying silent, now's the time?

I mean, I guess sometimes people put stuff off and then they decide to finally clean the bathroom or go back to school or sell their baseball cards for drug money, but still.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (5xSya)

184 Imagine if Scrooge would have received a visit from Shep instead of Jacob Marley.

Posted by: Mikey NTH

Shep would be the Ghost of Christmas Ass.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 01:19 PM (TAmPV)

"I don't know about presents, but i definitely got a package for you!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (AURKQ)

185 OT: Mika has a sadz.

https://bit.ly/2HxTui8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (+y/Ru)

186 153 Do some women turn men gay?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

My ex made me involuntarily celibate. But gay, no.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (NWiLs)

187 Imagine if Scrooge would have received a visit from Shep instead of Jacob Marley.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Build the Colossus of Trump! at March 22, 2019 01:15 PM (hLRSq)

Scrooge's sin was not being wealthy, as many think. It was being a conservative homophobe. Sending Shep to pound some sense into him would be the perfect punishment.

Stickin' Charles' Dick In. Uh, yeah, know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (/qEW2)

188 Sorry, 15 years later is too late AFAIC. There is almost certainly no proof. All it does is create an unprovable cloud of suspicion.

We need a congressional investigation. 6 days of hearings. #BelieveAllWomen!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (5UfE7)

189 Rush just blew up the GOPe.

Posted by: Golfman at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (3e6vs)

Literally? *dances for joy*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

190 >>Sorry, 15 years later is too late AFAIC. There is almost certainly no proof. All it does is create an unprovable cloud of suspicion.

I'm old enough to remember when Democrats insisted 30 years was not too long to make a credible charge of sexual assault without a shred of evidence.

#BelieveAllWomenAndPseudo-Women

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 01:27 PM (/tuJf)

191 >>Do some women turn men gay?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

Alice turned Mike Brady gay. Or vice-versa.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 01:27 PM (Bdeb0)

192 Rush just blew up the GOPe.
======
Sadly, I suspect you were commenting figuratively, rather than with say, actual C-4.

Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2019 01:27 PM (9vRfJ)

193 John Wesley Hardin once shot a man for snoring too loud, if Time Life Books are to be believed.

When I was 7 or 8 years old, I once asked my dad why he was sleeping with another man when that commercial came on and stated that.

My dad, who was not a gentle man, said "Probably a queer".

I have the same question here.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 22, 2019 01:28 PM (TnkfX)

194 Believe the women-ish men!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2019 01:28 PM (+y/Ru)

195 o some women turn men gay?

Posted by: Jane D'oh

I have met some lesbians that claimed that really bad relationships with men turned them toward women.

But I really don't think women have the same boundaries or taboos with same-sex non-sexual relationships : touching, kissing, holding hands.

As a flaming heterosexual, I can imagine a relationship with a woman that is pure hell emotionally, physically and every other way. But I would be driven to suicide.

Dorking a dude in the squeakhole because I hate women??

NFW

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 01:28 PM (LL1Be)

196 Meanwhile Katie Couric says she went on a blind date with Booker once. The full court press to present him as straight is in full operation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 01:28 PM (39g3+)

197 Didn't Jeff Conaway have a similar story about waking up and finding Travolta molesting him? Why yes he did.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 01:28 PM (4AeKb)

198 192 Rush just blew up the GOPe.
======
Sadly, I suspect you were commenting figuratively, rather than with say, actual C-4.
Posted by: simplemind at March 22, 2019 01:27 PM (9vRfJ)

Neutron bomb!

Posted by: J-Pud at March 22, 2019 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

199 I don't think you'd have Golden Tee at a piano bar, though.

OK, fine. I'll look up Golden Tee.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 01:28 PM (fuK7c)

200 173 The Age of Men is over.

The Time of the Ass-Orc has come.
Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 01:25 PM (Bdeb0)

So, will there be Ass-Orc courses? Maybe something online?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 01:29 PM (RD7QR)

201 Regarding Shep Smith:

Alinsky's Rules for Radicals

Rule 4: Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules. If the rule is that every letter gets a reply, send 30,000 letters. You can kill them with this because no one can possibly obey all of their own rules.

Posted by: david, Deplorable Russian internet bot at March 22, 2019 01:29 PM (avSZz)

202 Ace, I'm anxiously awaiting the "open secret" about the Conways.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:29 PM (ptqGC)

203 182 ...but fifteen years, on the word of one person? Pointless.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
----
That's why it's so fun.

The left's own rules.
Posted by: RKae at March 22, 2019 01:26 PM (gpZas)

Bingo. Time to give the Demunists their own treatment wherever and whenever we can.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2019 01:29 PM (ujg0T)

204 she outed herself too

MEYERS: "One obsession, or I should say, a group of people who seem to have an obsession with you, are our friends over at Fox News. They talk about you a lot. Are you surprised with the speed at which they seemed to have shifted all their attention and programming to you?"

REP. OCASIO-CORTEZ: "I mean, it's weird. Like, why are so many grown men just obsessed with this, like, 29-year-old? I mean, it's great. I love the -- On second thought: no, but, I think it's really funny, and the conspiracy theories."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 01:29 PM (vEIlU)

205 What is a Golden Tee?

And for the people who say "Look it up on Google"
Well, I don't want to. So there!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 01:29 PM (AllCR)

206 Oh, Golden Tee is an arcade game.

This place makes me leery of looking things up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 01:29 PM (fuK7c)

207 I deem this to be true.

Posted by: Chris M at March 22, 2019 01:29 PM (eAZVt)

208 I have met some lesbians that claimed that really bad relationships with men turned them toward women.

Yep. Unfortunately I dated one when she was in the not-yet-sure-she-was-done-wit-de-menfolk stage.

Later when I learned she went Lez a lot of things that had happened made sense.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 01:29 PM (4AeKb)

209 The Age of Men is over.

The Time of the Ass-Orc has come.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 01:25 PM (Bdeb0)

So, will there be Ass-Orc courses? Maybe something online?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 01:29 PM

Would they send us somewhere special for that?

Posted by: Bill Murray at March 22, 2019 01:30 PM (p+Wdc)

210
Oh don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me
I said you're holding back
She said shut up and dance with me
This woman is my destiny
She said oh oh oh
Shut up and dance with me

We were victims of the night
The chemical, physical, kryptonite
Helpless to the bass and the fading light
Oh we were bound to get together
Bound to get together

She took my arm
I don't know how it happened
We took the floor and she said

Oh don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me
I said you're holding back
She said shut up and dance with me
This woman is my destiny
She said oh oh oh
Shut up and dance with me

A backless dress and some beat up sneaks
My discotheque Juliet teenage dream
I felt it in my chest as she looked at me
I knew we were bound to be together
Bound to be together

She took my arm
I don't know how it happened
We took the floor and she said
Oh don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me
I said you're holding back
She said shut up and dance with me
This woman is my destiny
She said oh oh oh
Shut up and dance with me

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 01:30 PM (d7Ww2)

211 >>Why now? Was there a trigger, that after so long of staying silent, now's the time?

I mean, I guess sometimes people put stuff off and then they decide to finally clean the bathroom or go back to school or sell their baseball cards for drug money, but still.

To hurt Fox, I imagine?
Or, maybe he first attempted to extort Shep and it didn't work?

Also, they assume all Fox viewers are idiots and bigots, so it's a plus that it "outs" Shep.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 01:30 PM (W+vEI)

212 I don't think you'd have Golden Tee at a piano bar, though.

OK, fine. I'll look up Golden Tee.

Posted by: Bandersnatch
=====
"look up" Really? Really?

Posted by: double face palm at March 22, 2019 01:30 PM (9vRfJ)

213 Cory booker is 49, katie is 62
I find this hard to believe.

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 01:30 PM (fnWQo)

214
Do some women turn men gay? Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:17 PM (ptqGC)

Alice turned Mike Brady gay. Or vice-versa.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 01:27 PM (Bdeb0)

Endora turned Darren Stevens gay among other things.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 22, 2019 01:30 PM (TAmPV)

215 Seems too me, Shep needs to step away from the spotlight. He's kind of a tard anyway.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (0OmEj)

216 Remember, Fox News biggest draw Bill O'Reilly was fired over "allegedly" saying to a black woman she was "hot chocolate".

But a claim from rape by Shep Smith? nothing worth even looking into.

Posted by: Blago at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (UfkIY)

217 What's this we hear about gay men being gay with each other during sleepovers? Time for another hard-hitting investigation...

Posted by: The FBI at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (NAs56)

218 196 Meanwhile Katie Couric says she went on a blind date with Booker once. The full court press to present him as straight is in full operation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 01:28 PM (39g3+)

Remember, one Couric is 2.2 pounds of excrement.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/More_Crap

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (ujg0T)

219 I've always believed Shep has anger issues and is a mean drunk. Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (ptqGC)

220 Sandy Ocasio Cortez is very annoying"It's like this". It's like that..Like, like Like. I really dislike that Valley Girl stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (AllCR)

221 Cock a doodle doo

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (VkWRL)

222 213 Cory booker is 49, katie is 62
I find this hard to believe.
Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 01:30 PM (fnWQo)

Maybe she was a very, very disappointed cougar.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

223 Meanwhile Katie Couric says she went on a blind date with Booker once. The full court press to present him as straight is in full operation.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Has any celebrity ever gone on a blind date?

Posted by: Al Pacca at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (NeSSd)

224 Cory booker is 49, katie is 62
I find this hard to believe.
Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 01:30 PM (fnWQo)

Maybe she was a very, very disappointed cougar.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (RD7QR)

Maybe Katie's one of those women who turns dudes gay

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 22, 2019 01:32 PM (KUaJL)

225 She's like, an idiot.

Posted by: Chris M at March 22, 2019 01:32 PM (eAZVt)

226 Why now?

Was he getting out of line, or did he just need a little reminder from Donna Brazile's people?

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 01:32 PM (NAs56)

227 Has any celebrity ever gone on a blind date?
Posted by: Al Pacca

----

Ray Charles.

Posted by: RKae at March 22, 2019 01:32 PM (gpZas)

228 Has any celebrity ever gone on a blind date?
Posted by: Al Pacca at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (NeSSd)

Stevie Wonder?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 22, 2019 01:32 PM (KUaJL)

229 Everyone knows that "Shepherds" tend to tend their "sheep" in a very specific way. If you can't stand the heat, stop wool gathering.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 01:33 PM (/qEW2)

230 Maybe Katie's one of those women who turns dudes gay
========
Fag Hag?

Posted by: urban dictionary me at March 22, 2019 01:33 PM (lT8qm)

231 People, you can't fire a guy based on a single uncorroborated accusation from years ago. It's not a FISA warrant or something.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 22, 2019 01:33 PM (jp0Bv)

232 Like, why are so many grown men just obsessed with this, like, 29-year-old?

How is someone "like" a 29 year old? You either are 29 or you're not

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 01:33 PM (AllCR)

233 I choose to believe this.

Time to resign, Shemp.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 01:33 PM (4ErVI)

234 Maybe Katie's one of those women who turns dudes gay
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

----

Or does she turn them Republican?

Posted by: RKae at March 22, 2019 01:33 PM (gpZas)

235 You know who else slept with Shep Smith?

That's right! Read all about it in Harry Potter and His Giblets on Fire, the 28th book in a never-ending series.

Posted by: JK Rowling at March 22, 2019 01:33 PM (FJYfm)

236 I assumed gay guys didn't really bother with kissing unless it was gratuitously added into the script of every TV show.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at March 22, 2019 01:34 PM (MckAV)

237 >>I really dislike that Valley Girl stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (AllCR)

Nice Zappa callback.

Posted by: Zod at March 22, 2019 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)

238 Stop Whining, Millennials, You're The Most Prosperous Generation That's Ever Lived

Also, the safest, freest, most educated, longest living, and most globally connected.

At The Federalist right now. Good piece. Recommended.

https://bit.ly/2Wnny3D

Good luck trying to convince a generation who believes "Ancient History" ended with the release of the iPhone 6.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 01:34 PM (NYS7S)

239 "I was like, Shep, what are you doing?" And he said, "What- you don't want me to doink you in the squeakhole? And I was like, like "no, don't you know they are eating each other at the Superdome!!"

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 01:34 PM (VkWRL)

240 Everyone knows that "Shepherds" tend to tend their "sheep" in a very specific way. If you can't stand the heat, stop wool gathering.
========
Oh look, that farmer is helping the sheep over the fence.

Looks like he's really struggling.

His pants fell down.

. . . .

Posted by: little johnnie looking out the window on a long car drive at March 22, 2019 01:34 PM (kNHAD)

241 I am indifferent unless this leads to me being able to watch Fox News again.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 01:34 PM (yQpMk)

242 I believe Jonathan Hunt on Fox is gay, as well. He called himself a "queen" to Shep on air once.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:35 PM (ptqGC)

243

Every Fox personality is being targeted. But if he's gay, that makes sense. Regardless if he is on the left on Fox, he's on Fox.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 01:35 PM (vEIlU)

244 a cloud of suspicion ... that would be a shame, cuz Shep is always so fair.

But at what point did Bill Kristol walk in the room, offended, and yell at Shep ... "You Bitch" ... and march out in a huff? Bill and Shep are "close", sources say. /s

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2019 01:35 PM (Cus5s)

245 I've always believed Shep has anger issues and is a mean drunk. Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (ptqGC)

He seems very emotionally unstable. If I meet Ailes in the afterlife I'll ask him WTF made him think he was a good hire.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 22, 2019 01:35 PM (y7DUB)

246 Golden Tee is a once-popular arcade golf game which appears often, but not exclusively, in sports-themed bars, but definitely more in Guy Bars. That's Guy with a u.

I'm pretty sure it's that game where you have to slap the hell out of the trackball when you're driving.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:35 PM (PbpT7)

247 Imagine if Scrooge would have received a visit from Shep instead of Jacob Marley.

-
Ghost of Christmas to cum.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2019 01:35 PM (+y/Ru)

248 Has any celebrity ever gone on a blind date?

Posted by: Al Pacca

Ronnie Milsap?

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 22, 2019 01:36 PM (LuPts)

249 Cory booker is 49, katie is 62
I find this hard to believe.

I dunno maybe 25 years ago she wanted some Mandingo and asked someone to hook her up, but I'm pretty skeptical too. Why on earth would she be going on blind dates???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 01:36 PM (39g3+)

250 Someone named Ishaan Therror writing in WaPo describes the New Zealand terror attack perpetrated by Aussie Brenton Tarrant, an avowed admirer of China's totalitarian government, as "right wing violence".

Are there no editors? Are there no fact-checkers?

There used to be "rows and rows" of editors and fact-checkers distinguishing newspapers from internet commentary, but today it's all CNN style Propaganda Fake News.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 22, 2019 01:36 PM (Z216Q)

251 238 Stop Whining, Millennials, You're The Most Prosperous Generation That's Ever Lived

Also, the safest, freest, most educated, longest living, and most globally connected.

At The Federalist right now. Good piece. Recommended.

https://bit.ly/2Wnny3D

Good luck trying to convince a generation who believes "Ancient History" ended with the release of the iPhone 6.
Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 01:34 PM (NYS7S)

Actually, given the Commiecrat indoctrination that took over academia, I beg to differ about the education part.

Heck, those of us in Generation X were worse educated than our Boomer predecessors, as the crap was already in academia even then.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2019 01:37 PM (ujg0T)

252 I'm pretty sure it's that game where you have to slap the hell out of the trackball when you're driving.
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:35 PM (PbpT7)

Like road head?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 01:37 PM (NWiLs)

253 We have to believe all victims now, right?

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 01:37 PM (xjiRE)

254 Say what you will about Shep, but he's one hell of a reporter when it comes to hurricanes.

/

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:37 PM (ptqGC)

255 Cory booker is 49, katie is 62
I find this hard to believe.

He's seen her twerking. As well as the journey through her colon.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 01:37 PM (yQpMk)

256 >>Every Fox personality is being targeted. But if he's gay, that makes sense. Regardless if he is on the left on Fox, he's on Fox.

Yep.
Not only is Fox killing CNN in the ratings, but they are the most Trump-friendly network, so they need to be kneecapped before the 2020 election.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 01:37 PM (W+vEI)

257 >>Has any celebrity ever gone on a blind date?

Anyone who ever dated Joy Behar.

Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 01:37 PM (xqdqQ)

258 Every Fox personality is being targeted.

Which means Shep was just the low-hanging fruit.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 01:38 PM (LL1Be)

259 >>>Not only is Fox killing CNN in the ratings, but they are the most Trump-friendly network, so they need to be kneecapped before the 2020 election.

I'll allow this particular hit.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:38 PM (PbpT7)

260 254 Say what you will about Shep, but he's one hell of a reporter when it comes to hurricanes.

"Nah. He sucks" - Jim Cantore

Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 01:38 PM (xqdqQ)

261 250 Someone named Ishaan Therror writing in WaPo describes the New Zealand terror attack perpetrated by Aussie Brenton Tarrant, an avowed admirer of China's totalitarian government, as "right wing violence".

Are there no editors? Are there no fact-checkers?

There used to be "rows and rows" of editors and fact-checkers distinguishing newspapers from internet commentary, but today it's all CNN style Propaganda Fake News.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 22, 2019 01:36 PM (Z216Q)

They're creating the excuses for the inevitable revenge attacks in advance. Got to have that intellectual battle space prep.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 01:38 PM (RD7QR)

262 "Say what you will about Shep, but he's one hell of a reporter when it comes to hurricanes."

And cannibalism.

Posted by: Ted K. at March 22, 2019 01:38 PM (FJYfm)

263 Gosh, Shep, it would be a shame if someone said something totally not true and you end up defending yourself. Sound familiar, asshole?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 01:38 PM (jUVms)

264 I wonder how Shep feels about his fellow left wingers going after him?Like McCain felt maybe.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 01:39 PM (BXMxN)

265 According to the New Rules Shep has to be fired.

Those are the new rules, right?

Everybody moonwalk!

Posted by: Governor Coonman at March 22, 2019 01:39 PM (LL1Be)

266 >>I'll allow this particular hit.

I don't care for Shep, nor do I care for 15 year old #MeToo allegations, so . . . whatever happens, happens.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 01:39 PM (W+vEI)

267 213
Cory booker is 49, katie is 62

I find this hard to believe.

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 01:30 PM (fnWQo)

Yeah, that's what straight guys do. Tout that they had sex once with a past-her prime non-gilf.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 01:39 PM (t6MX/)

268 Actually, given the Commiecrat indoctrination that took over academia, I beg to differ about the education part.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2019 01:37 PM (ujg0T)

Well, they're the most educated generation.

Author didn't say "best".

Education in the USA, for the most part, has been shit for 50+ years. Pretty much once nationwide unionization of K-12 took hold. Coincidence, of course.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 01:39 PM (NYS7S)

269 "Don't you know who I am? I'm Shep Smith, lover of man ass and small mammal copulation".

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 01:39 PM (Y7Sl0)

270 255 Cory booker is 49, katie is 62
I find this hard to believe.

He's seen her twerking. As well as the journey through her colon.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 01:37 PM (yQpMk)

Yeah, that would turn a Viking gay.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 22, 2019 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

271 CAIR warns against backlash from next Friday's terror attack.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

272 265 According to the New Rules Shep has to be fired.

Those are the new rules, right?

Everybody moonwalk!
Posted by: Governor Coonman at March 22, 2019 01:39 PM (LL1Be)

I'm together with your plan.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 01:39 PM (NWiLs)

273 This assault is imprinted on to my hippocampus now

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:40 PM (PbpT7)

274 Someone named Ishaan Therror writing in WaPo describes the New Zealand terror attack perpetrated by Aussie Brenton Tarrant, an avowed admirer of China's totalitarian government, as "right wing violence".

-
Curiouser and curiouser.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2019 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)

275 >> According to the New Rules Shep has to be fired. Those are the new rules, right?

Nope. Tingles on MSNBC wasn't fired, and they made several payouts to women he's harassed.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 01:40 PM (W+vEI)

276 >>Has any celebrity ever gone on a blind date?

Anyone who ever dated Joy Behar.
Posted by: Roy

* pah-dump-ump *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 01:40 PM (Hk+Y0)

277 they don't mention the victim was a furry, wearing a bear suit ... and Shep can't resist the bouncing bears.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2019 01:40 PM (Cus5s)

278 Shemp unleashed !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 01:41 PM (M+Lyo)

279 >>CAIR warns against backlash from next Friday's terror attack.

TODAY's attack in Montreal.
Priest stabbed during service.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 01:41 PM (W+vEI)

280 Katie's Claim

http://tinyurl.com/yxmxupu6

I've always thought Katie Couric looks cute on the outside.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 01:41 PM (39g3+)

281 277 they don't mention the victim was a furry, wearing a bear suit ... and Shep can't resist the bouncing bears.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2019 01:40 PM (Cus5s)

They really do yiff in hell, dammit.

Posted by: Shep! at March 22, 2019 01:41 PM (RD7QR)

282 Oh... I feel so bad.... Hahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 01:42 PM (O2RFr)

283 Disney-Fox will replace Smith with Scarborough

Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 22, 2019 01:42 PM (wh9C3)

284 He refused to bake me a cake. But he did agree to make me a Shepherd's Pie, by and by.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 01:42 PM (/qEW2)

285 Sometimes you have to pounce! And lunge!

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 22, 2019 01:42 PM (LuPts)

286 It's totally not a gay beard move for a young man to go out on a "date" with a much younger famous woman.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:42 PM (PbpT7)

287 Maybe Stelter

Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 22, 2019 01:42 PM (wh9C3)

288 Much OLDER I meant.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:42 PM (PbpT7)

289 TODAY's attack in Montreal.
Priest stabbed during service.

Last weeks murder in Holland... Jihadi... Media... crickets

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 01:42 PM (O2RFr)

290
My dad, who was not a gentle man, said "Probably a queer".

I have the same question here.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Rock Hudson as John Wesley Hardin

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045992/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 01:43 PM (aKsyK)

291 It's totally not a gay beard move for a young man to go out on a "date" with a much older famous woman.
Posted by: ace

Oui!

Posted by: PM Macaroon at March 22, 2019 01:43 PM (NeSSd)

292 Sometimes you have to pounce! And lunge!
Posted by: Shep Smith

A flounce pounce!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2019 01:43 PM (+y/Ru)

293 Shep can't resist the bouncing bears.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 22, 2019 01:40 PM (Cus5s)

====================

I too like a bear frolic every now and again.

Posted by: Leo DiCaprio at March 22, 2019 01:43 PM (Z216Q)

294 Katie Couric is a day drinking drunk. She's had alcohol problem for a long time.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 01:43 PM (Y7Sl0)

295 280 Katie's Claim

http://tinyurl.com/yxmxupu6

I've always thought Katie Couric looks cute on the outside.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 01:41 PM (39g3+)

I rate that at 8.6 Courics.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 22, 2019 01:43 PM (ujg0T)

296 286 It's totally not a gay beard move for a young man to go out on a "date" with a much younger famous woman.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:42 PM (PbpT7)

How many gays would be able to get a famous beard?

I admit I'm no expert.

Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 01:43 PM (dy5uS)

297 It's totally not a gay beard move for a young man to go out on a "date" with a much younger famous woman.

Depending on how young we're talking about in these cases, that could be a Woody Allen move . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (ykYG2)

298 Look how Fox ran out O'reilly, and Bollings... Where's Judge Jeanine...? F' Fox

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (O2RFr)

299 https://goo.gl/yq6o3V
******
DOJ inspector general confirms yearlong investigation into FISA abuse is still active
*******
BUT BUT BUT Nonthin going to happen

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (BqBId)

300 Mentioned this before but never again will I give a shred of benefit of doubt to the people that want me dead.

This accusation sounds shocking and true. I believe the poor boy.

Shame on Shep Smith. What a revolting development . People like this usually have a litany of such acts behind him. I think other Shep Smith victims should step forward if they are not too scared to do so.

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (DqCXr)

301 It's totally not a gay beard move for a young man to go out on a "date" with a much older famous woman.
Posted by: ace

MoDo's cats need their "Me" time, too.

Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (xqdqQ)

302 219 I've always believed Shep has anger issues and is a mean drunk. Seriously.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:31 PM (ptqGC)

----

100% agree.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (jUVms)

303 The Murdoch boys really seem to like Shep. He's got that Starship set with all the bells and whistles and makes at least $7 mil.

And there's this from the internets:

"He is reconed [sic] as one of the most handsome and sporty television news anchors with drop-dead killer looks and mesmerizing blue eyes.

With the revelation of him being gay, he left many female fans and followers with broken hearted [sic] and shocked."

lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (ptqGC)

304 "5 Totes Guilty, must resign.. Pronto! Isn't that how this works, Shep?
Posted by: Catman at March 22, 2019 01:03 PM (jh6i/)"

Yes. Not only that, he has to be referred to as "known sexual predator Shep Smith" in perpetuity.

Posted by: Frag at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (7/jhW)

305 Katie Couric twerking is seared,SEARED in my hippocampus.

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (BXMxN)

306 Not only is Fox killing CNN in the ratings, but they are the most Trump-friendly network, so they need to be kneecapped before the 2020 election.

I'm not sure how this furthers that goal.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (DCYln)

307 Bring back Megyn Kelly.

She can have a panel discussion on blackface co-starring Juan "Derp" Williams and the new girl, Cheating-Juan-Williams-With-Tits.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (LL1Be)

308 "TODAY's attack in Montreal.
Priest stabbed during service.

Last weeks murder in Holland... Jihadi... Media... crickets"

Twitter embarrassed itself (again) on this one. Before the attacker and motive were known, this was the top item on the trending page. Now? Gonzo

Posted by: Ted K. at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (FJYfm)

309 291
It's totally not a gay beard move for a young man to go out on a "date" with a much older famous woman.

Posted by: ace

Oui!

Posted by: PM Macaroon at March 22, 2019 01:43 PM (NeSSd)

Yeah, single Senator? I'd be banging young interns by the dozens.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 01:45 PM (t6MX/)

310 It was the twerking, wasn't it, Cory?

Posted by: Katie C. at March 22, 2019 01:45 PM (DCYln)

311 Yeah, single Senator? I'd be banging young interns by the dozens.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 01:45 PM (t6MX/)

He could convince most of them he was Tiger Woods.

Posted by: Roy at March 22, 2019 01:45 PM (xqdqQ)

312
"He is reconed [sic] as one of the most handsome and sporty television news anchors with drop-dead killer looks and mesmerizing blue eyes.

With the revelation of him being gay, he left many female fans and followers with broken hearted [sic] and shocked."

lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (ptqGC)

Now I'm no expert on female opinion, but he always struck me as kind of ugly.

Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 01:45 PM (dy5uS)

313 As the formerly wonderful Ann Coulter once coined, "Katie Couric is the affable Eva Braun of morning TV."

Posted by: ... at March 22, 2019 01:45 PM (DqCXr)

314 Shep's severe!
Shep is fierce!
Shep your chocolate starfish pierce!

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 01:46 PM (/qEW2)

315 TODAY's attack in Montreal.
Priest stabbed during service.

Last weeks murder in Holland... Jihadi... Media... crickets

-
Dots! Dots everywhere! But I can't connect them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2019 01:46 PM (+y/Ru)

316 This thread has cooties.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 01:46 PM (NLLmE)

317 With the revelation of him being gay, he left many female fans and followers with broken hearted [sic] and shocked."

lol
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM (ptqGC)

-------

OFFS! A guy with those weird eyes isn't drawing the good looking ladies in at all.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 01:46 PM (jUVms)

318 >>DOJ inspector general confirms yearlong investigation into FISA abuse is still active

Yea, I was waiting to seize and pounce on that.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 01:46 PM (/tuJf)

319 And I was like, like "no, don't you know they are eating each other at the Superdome!!"

In 2004, before Katrina? Probably not at the Superdome. In parts of Bourbon Street maybe. Shep would know best.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 22, 2019 01:46 PM (ykYG2)

320 314 Shep's severe!
Shep is fierce!
Shep your chocolate starfish pierce!
Posted by: Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 01:46 PM (/qEW2)

[Vogues fiercely]

Posted by: Shep! at March 22, 2019 01:47 PM (RD7QR)

321 Shep's severe!
Shep is fierce!
Shep your chocolate starfish pierce!
Posted by: Cory Booker

See what I mean?

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 01:47 PM (NLLmE)

322 >>>"He is reconed [sic] as one of the most handsome and sporty television news anchors with drop-dead killer looks and mesmerizing blue eyes.

With the revelation of him being gay, he left many female fans and followers with broken hearted [sic] and shocked."

..

lolololol

"female fans"

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:47 PM (PbpT7)

323 I'm not sure how this furthers that goal.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM

Probably hoping we mouth-breathing, homophobic deplorables will demand that Fox fire him, and that this will further make us hate Fox.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 01:47 PM (p+Wdc)

324
urban dictionary

Golden Tee, in addition to being a popular golf arcade game, is also a sex act that involves 1 woman with 5 or more men, urination, and no vaginal contact.

(Seems a little contrived)

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 01:47 PM (jYje5)

325 318
>>DOJ inspector general confirms yearlong investigation into FISA abuse is still active

Yea, I was waiting to seize and pounce on that.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 01:46 PM (/tuJf)

Like Shep on sleeping man ass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 01:47 PM (t6MX/)

326 Here's a pic of Shep and his boyfriend, Gio Graziano:

http://tinyurl.com/yyyxuvlt

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 01:48 PM (ptqGC)

327 Shep looks as queer as a $3 bill and that is before you hear his affected gay voice or watch him mincing across the set..

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 01:48 PM (BXMxN)

328 Most people don't know Shep was married to a woman once. I guess she didn't like him grabbing man ass on the side. And he's a shrimp. His name should be Shrimp Smith.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 22, 2019 01:48 PM (Y7Sl0)

329 I wake up, and Shepard is on top of me, like, in a towel or a bathrobe.
And he's got his tongue down my throat and his hands all over me.
Completely uninvited. I mean, I gave him no signal.

"Why do all these faggots keep sucking my dick?"-The Onion

Posted by: mikeyG at March 22, 2019 01:48 PM (LL1Be)

330 I could give a rats ass what happens to Shep.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 22, 2019 01:48 PM (0OmEj)

331 323 I'm not sure how this furthers that goal.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 01:44 PM

Probably hoping we mouth-breathing, homophobic deplorables will demand that Fox fire him, and that this will further make us hate Fox.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 01:47 PM (p+Wdc)

They can replace him with Milo for diversity points.

Posted by: Someguy at March 22, 2019 01:48 PM (dy5uS)

332
Take a look at those Murdoch boys, and tell me they aren't Shep's type.

As Roger Ailes once said about one of the Murdoch boys, "Tell me that mouth hasn't sucked a dick or two."

He made that remark when he saw one of the Murdoch boys on the security monitors. It got back to the Murdochs and that may be one of the reasons ol' Roger got in trouble.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 22, 2019 01:49 PM (f1Vqw)

333 Shep has the Big Gay Face.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 01:50 PM (NLLmE)

334 Get Woke:United Airlines goes "gender neutral"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/325210/

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 01:50 PM (BXMxN)

335 I don't care for Shep, nor do I care for 15 year old #MeToo allegations, so . . . whatever happens, happens.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 01:39 PM (W+vEI)

same

The only time I watch him is if he's covering some big event or tragedy. He always seems to get those gigs. He's dramatic, but that is what they want during those times. He doesn't have a loss for words either.

They can replace him with Raymond Arroyo for that type of coverage.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 22, 2019 01:51 PM (vEIlU)

336 Victims of homosexual rape attempts should start the #MeEwww movement.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 01:51 PM (5tb4C)

337 nood

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 01:51 PM (NLLmE)

338 "John Doe #1 said that Shep Smith lunged at him "three or four more times" after the initial attack."

So you kick the shit out of him and that's the end of that.

You don't bring it up 15 years later, soy boy.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at March 22, 2019 01:51 PM (jWe5r)

339 I recall that it was supposedly Ailes that was the reason Shep stayed employeed despite not fotting in at Fox News.But than Ailes was gone and Shep is still there...

Posted by: steevy at March 22, 2019 01:52 PM (BXMxN)

340 Noodity

Posted by: josephistan at March 22, 2019 01:52 PM (7HtZB)

341 Happy Friday!

I love weekends!

Posted by: Mueller at March 22, 2019 01:52 PM (MAstk)

342 Shep's loafers are made of aerogel.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 01:52 PM (5tb4C)

343 I don't get it. Where are the Nigerians in this story?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 22, 2019 01:52 PM (xfb67)

344 Whatever you do, don't stand in front of a mirror and say 'Shep Smith' three times.

BOOM! Crackle! Zzzzzzt!

I told you not to do that.

Posted by: troyriser at March 22, 2019 01:52 PM (1JpTT)

345
He is reconed [sic] as one of the most handsome and sporty television news anchors with drop-dead killer looks and mesmerizing blue eyes.�

With the revelation of him being gay, he left many female fans and followers with broken hearted [sic] and shocked."�

..�

lolololol�

"female fans"

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:47 PM (PbpT7)

Hey, those rampaging severe heterosexuals Rock Hudson and Liberace had a dedicated female fan base.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 01:54 PM (ozlwU)

346 It's totally not a gay beard move for a young man to go out on a "date" with a much younger famous woman.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 01:42 PM (PbpT7)

Just take her to the aquarium.

Posted by: Troy McClure at March 22, 2019 01:54 PM (hLRSq)

347 NOOD!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 22, 2019 01:54 PM (+ldAm)

348 Enough of this bullshit of OMG 15 YEARS AGO HE ATTACKED ME.

No police report, no caring by me.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at March 22, 2019 02:01 PM (setIA)

349 You know how I know you're gay, Shep? *checks notes* Oh, never mind. I have no recollection of that evening...

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 22, 2019 02:03 PM (98WNR)

350 19

He woke up and Shep was there in a towel??

Did Shep just magically appear??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 01:05 PM (kgAmS)
---Yep, you just have to say his code word three times:bottomjuiceBOTTOMJUICEBOTTOMJUICE!

Posted by: TheHoser at March 22, 2019 02:05 PM (IDjUx)

351 Call me naive, or more un-curious, but I had no idea Shep was gay. Never thought about it. Is he out?
______________

Oh no, honey! He and I are totes on the down-low.

Nobody suspects a thing!

Posted by: Liberace' at March 22, 2019 02:07 PM (fqUgw)

352 Homo's try harder!

Posted by: nip at March 22, 2019 02:08 PM (DfGpI)

353 Salute!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 22, 2019 02:13 PM (+y/Ru)

354 Wow.

Two threads in a row where IMHO a beat down is justified if not required.

One, attempted rape or at least sexual assault is alleged.

Two, some a-hole making fun of the dead son of a man.

Leftists are scum.

Posted by: Naturalfake at March 22, 2019 02:25 PM (9X624)

355 As all the Marxists tell us, we must believe the victim. Time, evidence make no difference.

Stome Sheppard Smith, the rapist faggot.

Posted by: Obama's boyfriend at March 22, 2019 02:34 PM (nRj4F)

356 it's a battery if it was an offensive or harmful contact

Posted by: torabora at March 22, 2019 02:35 PM (Y274z)

357 Greetings:

My father taught me that an unwanted homosexual encounter wasn't over until I helped him up off the ground.

Posted by: 11B40 at March 22, 2019 03:51 PM (evgyj)

358 Wow - I had no idea that Shep Smith was that way sexually. At least FNC can now claim to be that progressive. Unless they fire his ass for sexual assault.

Posted by: flukeboy at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (iOBuF)

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